The Nick DiPaolo Show - Vaccinated Death Wave Coming | Nick Di Paolo Show #1548

Episode Date: April 3, 2024

In this episode right leaning comedian Nick Di Paolo talks about What's to come, more judgement and much more! Like what you hear?  Get TWICE as much "Nick Di Paolo Show", full episodes of Steven Crowder’s “Louder with Crowder” show and more on Mug Club! Sign up today to get all their content at https://Nickdip.com and use the promo code NICKDIP to get your first month FREE! For Tour Dates, Merch, stand-up clips and more visit https://nickdip.com 

🎵 Hi. What up, folks? Did that sound all right? Yeah. I was too busy throwing my headset off. Good to be with you on a Wednesday. State of Georgia. We'll bring up some interesting, again, voting shit from the last election that's happening.

State of Georgia. I did read that, but I had too much heavy shit, but I went, nah, we got to definitely touch on that one. Anyhow, what else? You know, I was telling Dallas, I haven't done stand-up, and again, intentionally, I took time off for the first time. Every time I got, no, not everyone. There's some guys who need the attention

every night for the next 50 years. I don't get it. You know, they fucking nerds in high school didn't get laid. Now this is their social life. I mean, I was getting pussy fifth grade. If you don't believe me, check the fucking police blotter.

No. Anyway, so I haven't done it. I literally have dreams about it. It never goes well. I can't find the club. Mine are all anxiety based. Last night I dreamed I'm doing Letterman. For some reason, we're doing Letterman

and it's like a comedy, when we do these comedy festivals, everybody's there. Industry, got all the other comics. Apparently, we were all doing Letterman in one day they're shooting a bunch of them so I do mine and thought I did when I come off and nobody's talking to me really uh they're just being polite you know start talking sports and I'm like why is nobody saying nice said whatever the fuck which gets to the core of a comic why Why don't you love me? And nobody, you know, everybody, even my wife's like, yeah, it was all right. Ah, fucking, so I punch her. Then I realize that it's not a dream.

I punched her right in the side of the head. No, I'm kidding. We don't sleep the same bed. No, so yeah, everybody's like just mealy-mouthing and going, yeah, it was pretty good. And it was like 10 minutes of that in my dream. People just fucking lying in my face. Imagine I have anxiety

about something I've been doing since 1987? Almost every night, you'd think. I don't know. But anyways, in the dream, I even watched my set after and I fucking, it was terrible. I mean, response-wise, material, I'm going, Letterman was laughing. I'm yelling at the other committee. Fucking, this is what happens

to you. You stay off. You know why? It's the only thing I'm really good at. We all have, you know, something. And when you don't do it for a while, and I'm watching other people's jokes online, you know, you start getting antsy, you know, whatever. That was a little insight to my insecurities. On the other hand, 17-inch cock. Good night, everybody. You know, let's get on. That was terrible. Remember yesterday I told you about this virologist, internationally known.

He's Belgian. And he, in the last couple of days, put out this thing. He was on a podcast talking about, and he's been right about everything. You can Google him and he knows more about this shit than fucking the guys at a lab that created it over in Chin Town. He knows everything. Anyway, he's predicting a wave of death in a few years from these vaccines. You know, he explains why. So I'm just going to rip through this.

It's a bit long, but I'm going to outread it. It's not, you know, it's so chock full of nuts and it creeps you out. But like I said, if you do your homework on the guy, he's not going to hack this guy. And it's kind of creepy. I sent it to a few people that I'm like, I don't know if I even should have sent that to them. That's like me going, hey, you're going to die in a fucking few years. So my mother's been ringing the phone off the hook. And I said, get the fuck.

I'm not answering that shit. No, anyways, let me, this is it. I'm not answering that shit. No, anyways. Let me, this is it. The guy, first of all, it was on Kunstler, James Howard. On James Howard Kunstler, is that his name? I think so.

He was interviewing this guy. And he says, I had the honor of interviewing the Belgian virologist, Geert van den Bosch. That is the whitest name you could have. And again, he's got the fucking... Caesar haircut? What is that? Eastern European bad guy? Yes.

Yes. This guy, I think he wrote Die Hard. It was based on him. That's the bottle I shooted. By the way, I had my pellets put in my ass again yesterday. I had the honor of interviewing the Belgian virologist Geert van der Bosch on Friday for my podcast. Mr. James Howard says he had, oh, the name of his blog is Clusterfuck Nation.

So if you want to, which is great. He said, and he had quite a sobering message. What am I predicting, he said, is a massive, massive tsunami of illness and death among highly vaccinated populations, you know, everywhere but third world shitholes, with dysregulated immune systems, which right there you're like, ooh. I don't know nothing about that.

You commit errors or even crimes at the very small scale. You can hide them, he said, at around 47 minutes of the interviews you want to watch it of the hour interview i have seen this happen with ebola vaccination with africa a number of years ago however if you do this at the very large scale he's talking about covid like what has happened with this mass covid vaccination campaign the truth will surface and those who have committed these crimes, who have been lying to the people, who have not been taking care of the health and safety of the people, will be severely, severely punished. I don't know how you can predict that. I hope you're

right. If these people would now go out and say, yeah, wait a minute, we've been making some mistakes. It wasn't all right. We have to correct them. We have to revise our opinion. These people will be stoned in the streets. Yeah, so what's stopping us? They can only hope that something will happen that will distract from the issue. Of course, like maybe another election fraud thing and whatever, right? Terror attack. But it won't, he says. The truth will surface. You can't handle the truth. I can too. This has been a large-scale experiment

of gain of function on the very human population. This will be something that will be reported in history for many generations to come. Then a bit further, if you guys, again, if you're watching the thing,

at the 55-minute mark, he says, you will see what will happen. For example, in the next coming weeks is more and more cases of more serious long COVID. They will start to replace the surge of the cancers. Now we have a more chronic phase. It will end with a hyper-acute phase, a huge, huge wave. I've been studying this now for four years. I know what I'm talking about. I'm probably the only person in all modesty who understands the immunology behind this. The thing I want your audience to understand, he says, what we'll be facing in the

hyper acute COVID crisis that is imminent is that we will have to build a completely new world. It really is a shit-perfect shitstorm between third world countries pouring. It's just fucking, you can't tell me somebody's not fucking with us on a global level. He says, it is very, very clear that when this starts, our hospitals will collapse. And that means the chaos in all kinds of layers of society, financial, economic, social, you name it, will be complete. And that is what I'm very clearly predicting. It's very strange for me to make such statements, but I'm not hiding it because I'm 200% convinced that it will happen. And you can tell from his haircut, he's got good judgment. Now that you've had an ice cold shower, he says, consider

some further implications of this scenario. One is that the government and its public health officials may try to attribute the blame for this to the disease X story they've been peddling for about a year, the next pandemic in quotes, something entirely new. That will not be true, though. They will be trying to cover their asses, which I think we can all agree. Right? Yeah, they've lied to us for how long? He says, rather, this next episode will be the result of the epic blunders

they already made beginning in 2020 with the emergence of COVID-19. The variant that causes the coming hyper-acute crisis will be quite different from the original Wuhan strain, but it will be a direct descendant of it, having mutated in the bodies of the vaccinated. That's the one that sent the chill. mutated in the bodies of the vaccinated. That's the one that sent the chill. It was, after all, Dr. Vandenbosch, who declared at the outset of the COVID vax, this is the guy, the podcaster, at the outset of the COVID vax melodrama in 2021, that vaccinating into the teeth of an ongoing pandemic disease was absolutely the wrong strategy from an, why can I say that? Immunological point of view and sure to produce a grievous outcome. And it goes on and it's just as

interesting the rest of it. I didn't want to hit you with too much, but again, that's not a hack. And I don't know. I'd be nervous if I was vaccinated. Who knows? I won't even get the flu shot. No, I don't trust these motherfuckers. I'll shit my pants and I'll shit the bed. I got a maid. I'm in a wife. What? Cut it out. Anyways, I thought you guys might find that interesting. If you've been vaccinated, write into me, even though you can't. been vaccinated right into me, even though you can't. Anyways, hey, in the second half of the show, I'm going to be talking about, again, more shocking fraud news out of Georgia when it came to the last election. I guess it's shocking. I mean, I think they've already proven it. Georgia was a fucking shitstorm. Also, what a couple of pit bulls did,

that's even shocking for pit bulls. You've got to see this clip to freaking believe it. I was belly laughing. I almost want to get one of these motherfuckers. But I'm white. Anyways. Well, half white. People say, you're Italian.

That means you get some, you know, in you. Some what? Anyways, all that's exclusively on Mug Club. How do you get Mug Club? You go to nickdip.com. Nickdip.com to get Mug Club. Hey, boys and girls, head over to nickdip.com to get exclusive hats, T-shirts, hoodies, and more. It's yet another way for you to support the show and look sexy at the same time.

support the show and look sexy at the same time. You can also get signed copies of my previous specials and all of the Nicker shirts. Just go to nickdip.com and click on store. Again, that's nickdip.com. Click on store. Thank you guys so much. See you soon. So yeah, that would make me nervous that Mr. Vanderbosch, Geert, I wonder what his IQ is. What do you do? I mess around with viral shit. You know, I play with atoms. I would be, again, it would be like I'm trying to come up with an analogy. E.F. Hutton, do you remember those commercials?

Do you remember E.F. Hutton? Oh, my God, Dallas, you motherfucker. EF Hutton was a financial, you know, like Charles Schwab, one of those guys. And their whole commercial was when EF talks, people listen. When EF Hutton talks, people

listen. It was you. People would joke. That was like the joke, you know, the hack joke that, anyhow, it's like him saying, predicting financial or pick somebody, a financial whiz. It's kind of creepy. And boy, that paints an ugly picture. I bet you Hollywood's already working on a script for it, right? I mean, they've already done movies like that.

It wasn't COVID or some fucking you know it was other it was always something else turns you into zombies I believe that's the that's what they love to do is it me or people who make movies in Hollywood I'd say over the last 30 years are they all just nerdy fucks who write comic books and all they like is you know the fucking uh Green Hornet, Batman, and then they, anytime they do anything about this, this country, it's dystopia. It's what they're hoping for. They bore the shit out of me.

Fucking zombies and vampires. What are you, 14? Seriously. That fascinated me when I was in fifth grade. I mean, I remember watching Dark Shadows and going, nobody has eye teeth like that. That's one that you would have loved, actually. A daytime soap opera

about vampires in a castle. It was fucking great. With like love stories. Like I said, stunk to high heavens. Let's move right on. Don't judge him. A key ally of Donald Trump

filed a complaint Tuesday against a district judge out of Washington, D.C. Again, the swamp is so out of touch with reality. And who appeared on CNN last week and took jabs at the former president. Really? A black judge in D.C. doesn't like Trump and has trouble being non-biased?

Wow, that's unusual. Huh? Yeah. Here he comes. You can tell he's black. You hear that? The coat's in session. The coat's in session now. Here come the judge. U.S. District Judge, there he is, Reggie Walton, used to punt for the Dolphins, went on the cable news network. That's still around, CNN? I thought they turned it into a fucking food network. On the cable news network to discuss Trump's attacks on the judge overseeing his hush money case out of Manhattan.

And was openly critical of the 45th president. Once again, such a racist country. Another black judge who's apparently been a judge a while. There's no spring chicken. Do you notice all the people making really bad decisions are black, female, minority, whatever. Do you notice that? They're all in positions of power to fuck this, you think that's an accident? Anyways, like I said, the Klan predicted it

back in the 80s when my buddy was going undercover to those fucking things. You can blame whoever you want. Mike Davis, the founder of the Article Three project, I worked with him on Article 2. That went nowhere. An advocacy group that pushes for the nominations of conservative judges ripped Walton CNN...

He must know what he's doing because Trump got a ton of conservative judges, right? Ripped Walton CNN appearance as a judicial misconduct. He said, and I quote, we are seeing a dangerous pattern in which D.C. federal judges like Reggie, like Reggie, you know what he's saying, Walton, have convinced themselves they have a duty

unbounded by the judicial canons, in other words, don't follow the fucking rules, to make extraditional pronouncements about President Trump. Davis wrote in a 13-page compliment. Compliment. Ma, you have such nice complaint. Davis, oh, we're going to have to get another machine. This one's blurry now. Dallas didn't laugh that hard at that. He's like, no fucking way.

Davis' complaint was addressed to Chief Judge Sri Srinivasan of the D.C. Circuit Court of Appeals in Calcutta. Here he is

talking about a curry recipe. Delicious. Thank you. Thank you. Here is what Walton said. Here's what the black guy said. Again, the judge, federal DC judge, who doesn't like Trump and is upset because Trump said

something, made a joke about the judge in the case, blah, blah, blah. So he has to weigh in to let people know he don't like whitey either. But let's listen to Jurkoff. Making comments about a judge, and it's particularly problematic when those comments are in the form of a threat especially if they're directed at one's family i mean we do these jobs because we're committed to the rule of law and we believe in the rule of law and the rule of law can only function effectively shut the fuck up when we have judges who are prepared to carry out their duties without the threat of potential physical harm. Really? Really?

That's funny. I didn't see you when they were doing the Supreme Court justice nominee and people were showing up in front of their houses and breaking windows. Where were you then, you fucking hack, fucking minority whitey hater? Affirmative action, D.I. cocksucker. Okay, D.I. wasn't around. Oh, by the way, that's the new code word. Black people. That mayor, that little fucking mayor in Baltimore, he looks like he's 26.

I've never seen him openly race as black dude. And don't tell me he was voted in. This motherfucker, he goes, yeah, D.E.I. is just another code for the N-word. And they won't say the n-word They're afraid he's confronting white people and he's running Baltimore the biggest shit hole in the fuck the most hateful racist fuck The middle can't hold here. We're done. It's fucking it's go time. You can talk like that

Nobody calls him out on it. It is dumb cunt. She looks like a man and a fucking wig He told let me just say this. You need to shut the fuck up. I'm sorry. I got my hate all confused. He told the Post that his goal is for Walton to get reprimanded and to send a very clear message to other judges, especially in D.C., that they cannot take off their political robes and climb into the political arena. Exactly. Guy fucking jumps on CNN like he's a contributor. He's supposed to be a,

yeah, you're not supposed to bring your politics into it. In his complaint, but they have nothing to hide now. Nobody's going to call him on it. In his complaint, Davis highlighted a provision in the Code of Conduct for United States judges stipulating that judges have an obligation not to denigrate public confidence in the judiciary's

integrity, which he's never heard of. It is much worse when a different judge, especially a sitting federal judge like Walt here, thinks it's his job to moonlight as a CNN commentator on a pending criminal case in another judge's... I don't even remember what Trump said. It was like a joke. I can't remember. It doesn't matter because we've had people threatening Trump as president that they were going to blow up the White House, fucking shoot him, death threats that you guys don't even hear about, and this fucking, again, playing politics.

How is Trump, you really think he could ever get a fair deal? And again, another sign of a racist society. Black judges everywhere. Black district attorneys, attorney generals. Attorneys general, let me get that right. That's how you say that. It's not attorney generals, folks. I learned that in law school at DeVry. Yes, I did. All right. Anyways, for those of you guys that are on Mug

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