The Nick DiPaolo Show - Vaccination Distraction | Nick Di Paolo Show #597

Episode Date: September 20, 2021

Pfizer to Vaccinate Children. SF Mayor Doesn't Need "Fun Police." DeSantis Rips Biden.

Thanks for watching. Whether on social media or in our schools, on television, or from the White House, now more than ever our freedoms, especially freedom of speech, are being suppressed, and that's putting it mildly. That's why I do this show, and that's why I put it out for free. For those of you who are able, please consider contributing to the show in any amount so we can keep it free and maintain a forum where right-leaning, honest, unfiltered comedy exists. Just click on the contribute button on your screen or go to nickdip.com and click on the contribute button at the top. Thank you guys so much. Let's keep this freedom fight going. Hi, this is a little message to the unvaccinated.

You are killing everyone. It's your fault. You're being selfish. So get the vaccine because I'm vaccinated. I am vaccinated. Okay. And so I'm protected because the vaccine is safe and effective. So if you're around me and you're unvaccinated, then you're putting me at, at,

well, you're not, you're, okay. So you're selfish because if I'm protected and you're around me, then I, then I'm fine. But you're, but you're me. Sorry. If you're not vaccinated, then you're not, it's your, um, you're, is what I'm saying. Good afternoon, morning, evening, whenever you listen to this show. How are you, folks? Monday. Hope you had a great weekend. I don't know how you could if you live in this country, but what in God's name is going on? Are you having fun watching?

Can you feel it? Aren't you a little like, wow, I've always read about revolutions and shit, but I'm actually going to be part of one. I've got to get to the goddamn shooting range. That's all I'm saying. I've got an AR revolutions and shit, but I'm actually going to be part of one. I got to get to the goddamn shooting range. That's all I'm saying. I got an AR loaded under my bed. I forget how to fucking use it. Watch out, honey. Anyways, yeah, that cold opening, that guy with the beard that you just said, that's

not an exaggeration for you people who are upset at people who aren't getting vaccinated. You know, you uppity elitist assholes who really think you're following the science. That is no exaggeration. That's how much of a douchebag you look like when you're lecturing us, whether it's Don fucking Lemon, that big fag Brian Seltzer, or whoever else on TV. You elitist jerk-offs, AOs. It's got nothing to do with the virus, everything to do with controlling people. And the sooner you understand that, the better. We won't even have these little stupid discussions. I don't know, does 15-year-old kids, they're going to have heart problems? How about the babies? They're getting it. It's all absolute horseshit. It's a mild cold for young, healthy people. I can't say it again.

It's all about control. And just, if you don't believe that, just look at the other stories that are going on. It's tyranny across the fucking planet, Australia. I'm going to show you a clip later on the way we should handle it. The Aussies don't play, man. Oh, my. So I'm just the it's just a distraction, folks. Another brilliant scheme to have us fighting in each other's throats while Biden fucking just fails on every level, whether it's immigration, you name it, the Kabul airport thing, people pouring over.

Do you watch the news this week? There was 10 more people crossed on Saturday, they said, than in all of Trump's four years. Put that in your pipe and smoke it. And Haitians right now, they take on the long route, I guess. I don't know my geography, but yi-yi-yi. And we're spreading them out throughout the country. So just for you guys, again, that approve. And again, I'm not anti-vaccine, but this current vaccine, fake argument we're having. If anybody wants to get into that with you, just go, okay, how about these people that they're pouring in? They're not even testing them.

Kiss my ass. I'm an American citizen. I'm going to have to carry fucking papers like I'm Jewish in 1943 in Poland. Get the fuck out of here. Anyways, what? Let's get right to it. Here's what I'm talking about that went on in Australia this weekend. Don't forget, for you guys, if you're not big on history, Australia was a penal colony for Great Britain. And let me tell you, that criminality blood is still in their lines over there. They don't play. This is how they handle a tyrannical government. If you guys have been reading, they've been trying to shut them down. They're beating up old people, throwing everybody in jail. I mean, it is seriously like Nazi-ville over there. But as you know, Aussies, they get a few in them. Just watch this footage.

I thought I was watching a sequel to Braveheart. Check this shit out. Look at the cops. It's like a kickoff. Look at the yellow vest going down. Oh, man. $150,000, they said. Wow. I guess I shouldn't laugh, but I don't know. It's kind of refreshing to see somebody get off their ass, right?

So take note, whoever in this country. This could be coming soon to a theater near you, unless you have a beautiful flat screen like I do. I'm not moving. I mean, the fucking picture. That's the problem with this over here. Anyways, there was another clip that they already took down of the same thing, but it zoomed in on this one guy leading the charge.

This guy flattened about five cops. You know I'm pro-cop until you stop becoming Nazis. This guy was, the camera was on him. He flattened one cop, goes after another. A cop's about to hit him with a club or spray him. Throws a right hand, drops that cop. Turns around, starts running against the grain. Bodies, picks his cop up, perfect form tackle.

Slams him on the ground. This is one guy. It was like, I don't know. It was impressive. That's all I got to say. And some people aren't going to stand for it. I just, I don't know. Between that and the clips of school boards, I saw some of those this weekend. People screaming at the people on

school boards and shit. Oh, it's a coming. I don't see any way out of this, folks. I love my analogy that I've been doing for a couple of years. You know, left and right, there used to be a little buffer between. Now it's like Joe Namath's knee or Bobby Orr, who's had 12 knee operations. It's just bone on bone. There's no cartilage in there. It's fucking, rub it long enough, something's going to spark. That's brilliant, isn't it? I'll give it to Chuck Todd. All right, let's roll on, shall we? Oh, very nice. In the N-word segment of the show tonight, I read an article, a bunch of polling on Joe Biden, how he's doing his job, and it was mind-blowing to me. A majority of American voters believe the nation has become less united

since President Biden took office in January, a new poll released Sunday shows. Well, aren't you people observant? Huh? What are you going to tell us next that the weather seems to be cooling down as fall approaches? 54% of the respondents think the country is less united, while only 37%, what do you mean only, only 37% say it's more united. How can you watch what's going on? How'd you like to get inside the minds of that 37% say it's more united. How can you watch what's going on? How'd you like to get inside the minds of that 37%?

You know what you'd see if you did? A cage full of monkeys wearing Biden-Harris buttons, slinging their own shit at each other. Unbelievable. Unifying the country was a major campaign pledge for Biden during the 2020 presidential election and was the dominant theme of his inaugural address, which is why you are witnessing just the opposite. All politicians

lie, but Joe, he has a third degree black belt in lie-quan-do. I said it. And is doing exactly the opposite of his promises. This is Biden speaking, and I'm quoting, we can join forces, stop the shouting, and lower the temperature. And I'd say, even with global warming? Asshole, I don't think so. He says, for without unity, there is no peace, only bitterness and fury, no progress, only exhausting outrage.

And I would ask, you mean like Antifa, the official goons of your party who physically attack people who they disagree with? You mean those jerk-offs? No nation, he says. Only a state of chaos. State of chaos? You mean like the Texas border or the Kabul airport a couple weeks ago? Right, Joe?

Are you awake, Joe? Put down the ice cream, fuckface. This is our historic moment of crisis and challenge and unity, he says. Unity is the path forward. He said that on January 20th in a speech that who knows who wrote it. I'll translate that for you. What he meant to say was there's only unity if you guys do exactly what we tell you to do. The president is also taking a hit over his compassion and ability to lead. Ability to lead? Playoffs?

How about ability to read? Watching this guy trying to read a teleprompter, it's like watching an outfielder try to find the ball in the sun. Just squints. Oh, my God. The survey found that 47% say Biden does not care about people like you. A 6% percentage point increase from last June. Gee, what gave you that idea that he doesn't care about you? Was it that he's asking you and me to get vaxxed? Having your employers enforce the vax mandates as people from 12th, that's right, not third world, 12th world shitholes pour in from countries where they haven't even cured dandruff

yet, while not even being tested for COVID, these people, and bused and flown to towns to live right next to you guys, not even knowing who they are. 51% who agree that Biden cares fell from 56% last October. Wow, a whole five. Asked if Biden is a strong leader, 53% say no, while 45% say yes. 45% say he's a strong leader. These are the people who need to be found and hang from the nearest lamppost first. They pretend not to see what's happening right in front of them every day out of brand loyalty. You know, I got a D after my name. Last August, voters tied at 47% on the question.

Americans are split on whether Biden has the mental soundness to serve as president. How can we be split on this? With 49% saying yes and 48% saying no. Are you finger popping me? More people think he's fit to be mentally to be a president? Based on what? The fact that he hasn't shit his pants or had his dentures fall out during a speech? Or the fact that he doesn't put out mean tweets and he can still order his own ice cream cone? Are you kidding? The percentage of people answering yes has changed little since the question was asked in July 2020, but the number of those saying no has increased from 39% over the past year. I'd like to say to America, you got what you voted for. You deserve him. But if I said that, that would only apply to what?

23 people. So screw him and all the 23 of you who voted for this freaking moron. And that's the N-word tonight. La la la. Anyways, we shall move on. Let me have my fifth copy. Update on the kitchen. It's open for business.

That's right. Pizza oven. Used it last night. That's right. Put on four pounds since Friday. That means the oven works beautifully. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh my God.

That's all I got to say. I know you don't care about Mike, but some people, Tommy goes, they like to hear about your personal shit. Okay. We redid that kitchen. We found a 14 inch. I told you,

they had like a drop ceiling in the kitchen. So it's 14 inches higher. I look tiny in my kitchen now. I used to look like a giant man. And it's six feet long. I'll tell you, I got a wife who would give Trump a run for his money as far as building shit. I pay for it. Yes, I sell weed to kids.

I do what I got to do. But, you know, anyways, let's move on. Speaking of kids, Pfizer to vaccinate children. Hey, what could go wrong there? Let's stick them with a drug. We have no idea what it does to people long-term. This is getting evil, isn't it? Mangala, paging Dr. Mangala. Pfizer said Monday, it's COVID-19 vaccine works for children ages five to 11. How do they know that? Are you going to tell me your parents who said, yeah, use my Johnny as a guinea pig and that it will seek U.S. authorization for this age group.

And that's pretty crazy. To that I say, fuck you and fuck you. Who's next? Moderna. The vaccine made by Pfizer and its German partner. Oh my God, it's getting creepier. Got a German company fucking injecting. Haven't we seen this film before?

Es brachen Sie Deutsch. Its German partner, BioNTech, already is available for anyone 12 and older. So if your daughter is sprouting boobs, you get her down to the, what? But with the kids now back in school and the extra contagious Delta variant causing a huge jump in pediatric. You hear how sinister that sounds? Yeah, the kids are getting a cold, maybe. Parents are anxiously.

This is all written by some left wing jerk off. Just the tone of this article. Parents are anxiously awaiting vaccinations for the younger children. Well, those parents should have their kids taken away from them. Just hand them over to the government. Fuck it. Let them raise them. Over the past nine months, hundreds of millions of people ages 12 and older from around the world have received COVID-19 vaccine. We are eager to extend the protection afforded by the vaccine to this younger population, and hopefully they'll develop heart disease in a couple years, and there'll be less people on

the planet, because that's the goal of the people behind this. I don't give a fucking Bill Gates. Ever read these people? They fucking hate people. They think we're breaking the planet. Anyways, I digress. Subject to regulatory authorization, especially as we track the spread of the Delta variant

and the substantial threat it poses to children, said Pfizer CEO Albert Berla. That's him. Hey, Albert, how you doing? How's your 70,000 square foot bedroom, you money guzzling? For elementary school age kids, Pfizer tested a much lower dose, a third of the amount that's in each shot given now. Yet after the second dose, children age, are they using kids to test this? Am I reading this right? Children ages 5 to 11 develop corona fighting antibody levels just as strong as teenagers

and young adults, Dr. Bill Gruber, a Pfizer senior vice president who probably has a ton of stock in the bank, told the Associated Press. The safety profile and the immunogenicity data in children age 5 to 11 years vaccinated at a lower dose are consistent with those we have observed with our vaccine in other older populations at a higher dose, said another doctor, Ugo Sahin, CEO and co-founder. I don't trust these motherfuckers. Bring your kids down to Sears. That's what they're going to do on Christmas. They're going to have your kids sit on Santa at the mall and, you know, while Biden's sniffing their hair, somebody will jab them in the ass.

Look at this little girl hiding from Uncle Joe. Everything all right, fellas? OK, a little distracting. You both down by the table. While kids are at lower risk of severe illness or death than older people, more than 5 million children in the U.S. have tested positive for COVID, meaning their nose might have been running and they had a fever. And I'm not exaggerating. Since the pandemic began, at least 450 have died,

and I'm sure they were healthy, healthy kids to begin with. I'm not buying it, sorry. According to the American Academy of Pediatrics, and again, still your odds, I don't know. Sorry for those people that did, but cases in children have risen dramatically as the Delta variant swept through the country. Oh my God, ripped through the country like the Black Plague.

Bodies piling up everywhere. Pfizer said it studied the lower dose in 2,268 kindergartners and elementary school. What are they putting it in their milk? How are they doing this? The FDA required what is called an immune bridging study, evidence that the younger children developed antibody levels already proven to be protective in teens and adults.

So what are we doing? That's why Pfizer reported Monday in a press release, not a scientific publication. The study still is ongoing, and there haven't yet been enough COVID-19 cases to compare rates between the vaccinated and those given a placebo. I just feel like I'm reading text

that was made up to confuse people because it's got nothing to do with the virus. They want to see if you're dumb enough to hand your kids over. What's the enemy of socialism and communism? That's right, the nuclear family. Keep that in mind. Something that might offer additional evidence. The study isn't large. Jesus Christ, enough with this propaganda. The study isn't large enough to detect any extremely rare side effects, such as the heart inflammation that sometimes occurs. You know, just a little heart inflammation in the belly. Don't worry about it.

Drops dead playing fucking softball at age seven. After the second dose, mostly in young men. The FDA's marks said the pediatric study should be large enough to rule out any higher risk to young children. Pfizer's Gruber said once the vaccine is authorized for younger children, they'll be carefully monitored for rare risks, just like everyone else. Well, that's big of you. A second U.S. vaccine maker, Moderna, also studying its shots, waiting to see the shareholders and how they do over at Pfizer. Am I being too cynical?

It's shots in elementary school-age children. Pfizer and Moderna are studying even younger tots. What are they doing, sticking in embryos now? As well as down to six-month-olds. You've got to be fucking dog-styling. Results are expected later. Anyways, the bottom line is, and there's one phrase to sum up all this. It's right here.

Exactly. Let's stay on COVID and masks and government overreach and hypocrites and elitist assholes and power hungry governors like San Francisco mayor. Why would you, why would you elect anybody named London Breed? London Breed is falling down. I believe she's openly gay, and that's her life partner, Tanisha, popping up like a fucking puppet. It's like she has a chip on her shoulder, and it looks like a pretty black girl. Glad she's got a hunting vest on.

This is the fucking mayor of San Francisco. I'll say it again. these people aren't elected. They are appointed by people like George Soros. Nobody fucking, yeah, who better to represent the whole city than a gay black woman? Because she sees the world the same way everybody else does. I don't give a fuck if that's racist, sexist, misgendered. I don't give a fuck if that's racist, sexist, misgendered. I don't give a fuck. San Francisco mayor defiant after caught maskless at nightclub,

better than pantless, despite mandate. She says, don't need fun police. Yeah, you get it? San Francisco mayor, London breed has fallen down, remained steadfastly defiant about her behavior Friday after she was photographed at a city jazz club dancing and singing without a mask earlier this week, despite a mandate, a city mandate that she put up.

Let's take a look at Doofus. Look, she looks white in that picture. Nobody got a mask on all right shut it up fucking all die tonight not a mask in the place but she's telling you people to wear your mask All right, shut it up. Fucking all die tonight. Not a mask in the place, but she's telling you people to wear your mask. This is her, and I quote London Breed, while I'm eating and drinking,

I'm going to keep my mask off, Breed, a Democrat, like I had to say that, told reporters while calling the story a distraction. See how it's a distraction when it applies to them? And yes, she says, in the time while we're drinking like everyone else there, we were all having a good time and again, all vaccinated. Excuse me. You fucking hypocrite. Make me sick. I just got sick to my stomach. That's why I burped. London breed. The mayor insisted the focus of media attention should be on the live music returning to San Francisco.

Not the dirty needles and the human feces you step in on the way to work. Focus on that bass player out of fucking Sausalito. And said that putting a mask on, listen to this, in between eating and drinking isn't realistic. Yeah. You need to shut the fuck up. The fact that this is even a story is sad, she said, but Breed's own city ordinance, her own, the one that she put into action, one of the strictest in the country, requires masks

indoors, vaccinated or not. Do you believe this, bitch? Unless the person is actively eating or drinking her life part. What? I am the funniest motherfucker on the internet. My drink, she says, was sitting at the table. I got up and started dancing because it's in my blood. And because I was feeling the spirit and I wasn't thinking about a mask. Yeah, you're saying everything that we the people would say, London shithead.

So ignorant she doesn't even see the hypocrisy. She says, I was thinking about having a good time, and in the process I was following the health orders. No, you weren't. Breed added she and fellow club goers don't need the fun police to come. Oh my God. Are we living on the same? I got to get out of here. Where can I move to? We don't need the fun police to come in

and micromanage and tell us what we should or shouldn't be doing. Problem? You're the fucking problem. You fucking Dr. White, onking jam rag, onking spunk bubble. I'm telling you, H, you keep looking at me, I'm going to put you in the fucking ground. I promise you. Not this time. The fact that this story became about me, she says, and less about the artists and nightlife, which I will continue to enjoy in San Francisco, is very unfortunate. Do you see how we have lowered the standards in this country? Huh? Picture the statesmen back in the, I don't know,

1800s. Now we're dealing with this. It's very unfortunate. That's what she said to reporters. Breed announced the need for the new mask mandate in August as the Delta variant continued to spread. Our economy and our livelihood and our kids going back to school and everything in between depends on it, she said, as she snorted a line of coke off some fat girl's tats. Photos and video of the event showed almost no one in the club wearing a mask. The Black Cat nightclub's Instagram page, listen to this, this is how you know it's on the up and up. They had posted and then deleted a photo of Mayor Breed smiling and partying with friends

and maskless on Wednesday evening. Why'd you delete it? Did she tell you to? She was accompanied by, get this, you know who she was partying with? Black Lives Matter co-founder, Alicia Garza. Hey, San Francisco, you need to be blown the fuck up. Nick, are you advocating violence? Yeah, I am.

And singer Rafael Sadiq was there. Holy shit, I got all his old stuff. You stupid fucking blabbermouth cunt. A Chronicle reporter also tweeted video of Breed singing and dancing. Holy shit, I got all this old stuff. You stupid fucking blabbermouth cunt! A Chronicle reporter also tweeted video of Breed singing and dancing. We already showed you that. Breed previously told the Chronicle that she tests for COVID-19 often. And at the end of the day, everyone who comes in here has to show proof of vaccination because I am Dr. Mengele.

That gives me a lot of reassurance, she says. I've been very careful, not just because I want to set an example, but because I don't want to get COVID. I also want to make sure that I'm not someone transmitting COVID to other people. This entire pandemic has been focused on keeping people safe. Ba-ba-ba-ba. Is this shit going to ever end? Liar, liar, whore, liar, whore, you know it.

These stories that are three and a half hours long now. Let's move on, shall we? Look at it, it's still going. It's still going. You can leave this in, I don't give a fuck. I love you, Madam Mayor, but it's all over the news. You need to address the public. But this is people who tweeted at her.

Ba ba ba ba, for Christ's sake. Write down, fucking edit. Is this what he sent me or what you put in, Matt? Oh, I don't have shit. No, but he sends a link for the real story and what he sends, right? He sends the text. I just put the text in. Look at this.

It's still rolling. It's still rolling. It's still rolling. It finally ends when it says Nancy Pelosi. So make an edit here. Do you want to go in on? I'll just go end of story. What? And you're good?

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NBC's Chuck Todd saying Biden has it. You believe Chuck Todd's actually criticizing a Democrat president. Do you know how far off the reservation you have to be as a politician to have Chuck Todd, if you're a Democrat, going after you? That's how fucking bad Biden is. This guy's as biased as any jerk off to ever have a national political TV show. NBC's Chuck Todd says Biden has, he's got a pretty big credibility crisis after weekend setbacks. Now, he had a credibility crisis after he stole the election. Chuck, Chuck, are you listening to me? That's a bad haircut, Chuck.

Today, Todd appeared yesterday as a guest on NBC's Sunday Today with Willie Geist, another black dude who pretends to like white people, to discuss Biden's repeated political failings, including the failed Kabul drone strike, France's recalling of its U.S. ambassadors, and the FDA's rejection of booster shots for COVID-19 for people under 65. Since Biden is planning to speak to the United Nations on Tuesday, Geis questioned what people should expect from this guy in diapers and who eats strained peas.

I'll tell you what you should expect. Get it away, get my nanny. How is the White House managing all this, Mr. Geis asked, and what do you expect to hear from the president at the U.N. on Tuesday? And that's what he asked Chuck Todd. That's a sick question. You're a sick fuck, and I'm not that sick that I'm going to answer it. Let's listen to these two fucking mamalooks and all this. And what do you expect to hear from the president at the U.N. on Tuesday? Well, look, I think he's got a pretty

big credibility crisis on his hands because all of these problems in some ways showed up after he said something basically the exact opposite. Afghanistan withdrawal wasn't going to be messy. This wasn't going to look like Saigon. The booster shots, he came out and he essentially said eight months and even indicated maybe we should start it as soon as five months. Now we're not sure if anybody under 65 is going to get a booster shot. Oh, no. So, you know, he's had, and of course the border has.

Even when he's criticizing, he's on the wrong side of the argument. Everybody, you know, 65 or... Give him a bottle of an Ensure, okay? Go ahead. Ben, you know, whether this is... We can talk about the border problems. You could say there's years in the making. But it's pretty clear we have a bigger problem now than we've had in years.

Is that the Texas border? I thought that was a beach in Haiti. Oh, that's our border. Oh, my God. Black spring break is what I thought was going. Go ahead. That's it for Chuck. All right, Chuckie.

Yo, Chuckie. Anyways, he brought up the whole crisis thing. And the big take here is chuck todd criticizing a democrat and uh and again even when he did it like i said he was on the wrong side of most of the issues but you have to be really fucked up anybody remember when obama said uh don't underestimate biden's ability to fuck things up and here's the thing and i'll say it again i've said it before it's not by we know that Don't underestimate Biden's ability to fuck things up. And here's the thing, and I'll say it again.

I've said it before. It's not Biden. We know that. You know, we all made fun of AOC and the squad and shit. This show looks like their policies, doesn't it? Pretty much. Or Bernie's. So, you know, I like to talk. Chuck Todd said Biden has a lot of work to do to salvage credibility on the world stage through his UN speech.

He's got a lot of, a lot of work to do, whether we're talking about reparation, a lot of work to do, whether it's women's rights, still got a lot of work to do. Won't be happy until white old men are being whipped in the ass and picking cotton. Who's with me? men are being whipped in the ass and picking cotton. Who's with me? The UN speech looks like he's got some credibility issues on the world stage. Bah, bah, bah. Why don't you just come out

and say, you know what, Donald Trump, we made a mistake. He was way better than Biden. He says he has to prove that America is not just a stable democracy but a competent leader of the free world right now. So look, he's got a lot of work to do. Keep saying that, Chuck. Keep saying it, will you? Will you shut up? Will you? Will you please shut up? Will you shut up? President Biden will address the United Nations for the first time

since taking office on Tuesday. He didn't take office on Tuesday. He's addressing them on Tuesday. Tuesday. He didn't take office on Tuesday. He's addressing him on Tuesday. You wouldn't know it from his performance. Let's get to a real politician who I think has a good shot of being the next president, or at least on the ticket. If you want to sew up Florida, you put DeSantis and Trump on the ticket. DeSantis rips Joe Biden administration. This is where it's getting creepy for seizing COVID-19 treatments. Florida Governor Ron DeSantis ripped the Biden administration to take control of distribution of monoclonal antibody treatments for COVID-19, replacing the system under which several Republican states, including his, and by the way, I'm going to warn you, this is written

by a lefty this hour, took up most of the supply. Yeah, because they were letting people live their lives. I get a heart back to this since we're on Florida. Did anybody watch college football? Did you see Penn State, 105,000 people rocking the stadium, not a fucking mask in the building? So I want you to report back to me whether it's next week, the week after, how many people are deadly sick. I swear to God, if I was the Republicans, even though they're phony fucks, I would show a clip of that and go, end of argument. No more discussion. The U.S. Department of Health and Human Services announced Monday that it has transitioned from a direct ordering process to state slash territory. Ooh, state coordinated distribution system saying that change will provide health departments maximum flexibility to get these critical drugs where they are needed most.

Who the hell said that? Who said that? I don't know. Who the fuck said that? Who's the sl I don't know. Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little commoner shit twinkle toed cocksucker down here who just signed

his own death warrant? I'll give you an idea. She's got red hair and freckles. Seven southern states including Florida listen again here comes the left wing

took up to 70% of the orders of monoclonal antibodies in early September according to Politico. As a result, the Biden administration reallocated some 158,000 doses this week. In other words, they're actually prioritizing. They're actually playing politics with people's lives now. If you believe this shit, it's going to kill you.

We've been handed a major curveball here with a really huge cut from hhs and the biden administration desantis told reporters thursday at broward health medical center in fort lauderdale we're going to make sure we have leave no stone unturned whoever needs treatment we're going to work like hell to get the treatment he said the governor governor fumed that Florida was being punished for disseminating the treatment before the White House, while the highly transmissible Delta variant began to spread in southern states. I think we could have averted, this is DeSantis talking, in this country, a lot of people going to the hospital. I think it would have saved a lot of lives, DeSantis said to Politico. Do you remember DeSantis about a year ago?

He was using, he was the first one to get on this. He was using CVSs. And remember, he made a deal with all these places, even supermarkets like Publix down south. You could get a, remember? And he's being punished now because, you know, he's left Florida wide open and his body's strewn everywhere. It's like fucking, you know. White House press secretary, my favorite redheaded liar, Jen Psaki, on Thursday said the federal government has to look at the nationwide picture after the HSS said it was acting, they should just say SS,

acting to ensure availability for current and future patients in all geographic areas of the country. And yeah, yeah. You get that little red beaver right up there and funny. I don't think it's crazy at all. Just seven states are making up 70% of the orders. Our supplies, this is her talking, is not unlimited. We believe it should be equitable across states. You know, punish the red states. Across the country, Psaki said, to which I say, shut up, shut, shut, shut, shut, shut up. Shut up. Our role as the government overseeing the entire country is to be equitable and make sure all white people die before young black people.

And how we distribute. We're not going to give a great percentage to Florida over Oklahoma. Very clever. She threw in another red state. She didn't look like she's very clever. You fucking Conan O'Brien looking motherfucker. But DeSantis claimed the federal government was seizing control of the supply of monoclonal antibiotic treatments, according to the Sun-Sentinel, which noted that all seven states except Florida have relatively low vaccination rates. Yes, and people are dying at tremendous rates down there, are they not? If they are, they're people in the late hundreds in nursing homes in Miami. DeSantis has prioritized monoclonal treatments such as Regeneron, which are considered effective if administered early in the infection.

I just think the guy's sharp as a tack. He was the best guy around. And he still is. But the Sunshine State governor has been at odds with the Biden administration for opposing restrictions, such as requiring masks for students, vaccine passports, you know, Nazi stuff or mandatory vaccine mandates for workers. So now he's being punished. Can you imagine? Everything's political. They talk about politicizing medicine. criticizing medicine. Meanwhile, United States Senator Marco Rubio was even more scathing in his attack on Team Biden for controlling the monoclonal antibody treatments, which cost $2,100 a dose and are paid for by who? The feds. Rubio says, this is ridiculous.

This is outrageous. People see it for what it is. He said in a video he posted to Twitter that I should be showing. These people are completely out of control. This stuff needs to stop. These people are bordering on tyranny, and it's outrageous. It has to stop. I'd like to believe you, Marco. I'd like to believe you, Jim Jordan, all the other guys that, yep, Trey Gowdy, even though he's out of it now. The yep, yep, yep, nothing gets done.

I want to believe you, but I can't. I've been through too much. I've watched too much. I'm too cynical. You are the Washington generals pretending to oppose the Harlem Globetrotter. God, this show's so good, I'm getting hard. Too bad nobody's fucking seeing it! This show is brought to you by MyBookie.

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Hakka Sherpa Sherpa. A bakala. This story happened a while ago, but as you know, the court process, the legal system grinds very slowly. And they reach some type of verdict on Thursday. Nauman Hussain pleaded guilty, no, he didn't blow anything up, to criminally negligent homicide charges Thursday, admitting for the first time that his failure to keep up repairs on his stretch limo led to the October 6, 2018 crash that killed all 18 people

on bus. I still can't fathom how horrible that must have been. All 18 people and two pedestrians in what remains the nation's deadliest transportation disaster in more than a decade. But nearly three years after the crash devastated the families of the dead and shook the tiny community of Skowharie, Hussein will serve no prison time. Of course he won't, because we're the dumbest country on the face of the planet right now. No prison time under the terms of a plea deal negotiated by his attorney, Lee Kinlan.

Remind me to get Lee on my side if I'm in trouble. And Schoharie County District Attorney Susan Mallory. No, 18 people dead, no prison time. You've got to be shitting me. But there must be more to the story. Nick, tell us. Hussein agreed to plead guilty to 20 counts of criminal negligence homicide in exchange for five years of probation and 1,000 hours of community service,

because I think that's fair, right? Women and children were killed, innocent, just having a good night out. Their lives have been ruined. But he's going to pick up trash with a stick with a nail in it. You know, do that for 1,000 hours. I think it'll include public speaking appearances. Oh, boy.

Why don't you give him a show on A&E, you fuckstains? He will be barred from working in the transportation industry. Really? How harsh. One by one, the victims' names were read out by Judge George Bartlett III and the Schoharie High School gym used to house the large crowd attending as he asked Hussein if he caused each death in the crash that came during a celebratory birthday trip to Kupas town. They were going up to the baseball hall of fame. Yes, Hussein answered 20 times. The 31-year-old

who operated the limo business owned by his father, local businessman, and former FBI informant Shahid Hussain. Oh my God. Is that why he's getting let off easy? Because daddy helped us a little bit? Is likely to be the only person ever to face criminal prosecution in the case. For months, it's been known that the plea deal in the case would not include prison time,

a scenario that rankles some relatives. As Hussein entered his plea, people could be heard sobbing. One woman said, he killed 20 people. Fuck this. And before court officials, they asked her to leave when she said that. Can you imagine? One by one, family members of a majority of the victims stood at a podium to tell their stories of intense pain and suffering, losing their friends and loved ones. Many said they had experienced mental health issues and physical ailments.

They also directed their anger at Hussein personally and urged the judge to sentence him to the maximum sentence of up to four years behind bars. And that was the maximum? I don't understand our system. Like others who spoke, oh, that's right, the dad helped us out. Like others who spoke, Janet Steenberg, who lost two sons, can you imagine, in the crash, said she hoped Hussein would feel their pain finally after hearing all the stories. She said, you are the one who put the kids in that car. She said, you sent them to their deaths. If that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? I hope you rot in hell, shouted one person in attendance while leaving the gym as the proceedings were winding down. Beth Muldoon, whose son Adam Jackson and daughter-in-law Abby King Jackson left behind two small children, this is horrible, said, my son, my baby boy was killed in a limo trying to

be safe. How do you explain to two little girls that their parents did nothing wrong and tried to do the right thing, but they won't be back. Hussein listened to the family members speak with his head bowed. Joe Tecopina, another one of Hussein's lawyers, said Hussein was moved and was crying as he listened to gut-wrenching testimony. He's distraught, Tecop penis, said he's really a good person. I don't know what the definition of it. After explaining his reason for approving the plea deal, Bartlett said he hoped Hussein

would use his community service time and his freedom to become a better person. Yeah, but he's a good person. Can't get better than that. Hopefully you take some of what was said to heart, Bartlett told Hussein.

You are getting the benefit of the doubt from the DA. Hopefully you can go forward and justify that and make it up to the families. Although Hussein did not address the families or the judge after the victim impact statements were given, Capino told Bartlett that Hussein took the testimony of the families to heart and was going to make the best of his situation, having been spared jail time. Why did he let him say that? He will take every single word and will absolutely learn from this, his lawyer said. Mallory declined to speak about the plea deal after the proceedings. She said she is not allowed to comment since sentencing technically won't

take place until Hussein completes the first two years of his probation, without any violations. That's a good way to weasel out of it. Hussein also declined comment while leaving the gym. Really? He didn't hop, skip, and... Somebody explain that to me. I'm fucking... This country is so lost,

it's beyond explanation. We have become the dumbest. I used to get mad when people made fun of how dumb Americans are. Well, you know what? Those people are running the fucking world right now. That's what's creepy. As my buddy said, you know what he said? The nerds have the keys to the gym right now, and the jocks aren't allowed in.

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Thank you, guys. That is it for today. I want to thank you very much for contributing. This is how we keep this, and we need it more than ever. Our rights are being crushed, especially like Tommy said at the beginning, freedom of speech. So don't forget the comics, Jim. Oh, and I want to mention one more thing. That poor girl from Long Island with her psycho boyfriend that was missing all weekend, apparently, and here's another thing where I'm like, this country has made, guy comes out, who was it, the sheriff or the forensic guy,

I don't know who it was, comes out and starts by going, I want to offer condolences to the Petito family, and then goes on to say we don't have 100% certainty that it's her. What are we, fucking eight? Does that make any sense to anybody? What are you, torturing the family? Anyways, they know it's her. And

I hope they find... This kid has got coward written all over. They're going to find him, hopefully, eating the barrel of his own gun. That was just sickening to me. I don't know why I bring it up. Why? Because I have sisters and shit, you know, even though they're all married. But Matthew has a young girlfriend. I don't know, he takes her to the Tetons all the time. No, he's married to her. Anyway, I'm just saying that was a sickening story and God bless that family. And screw the other family, the laundry family.

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