The Nick DiPaolo Show - Van Hollen A Moron | Nick Di Paolo Show #1722

Episode Date: April 21, 2025

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Music playing Don't give me that smart-outta-gay shit. Here you go. Did they hear that? Yeah. Not again. I heard the sound drop, not you. Here you go. Did they hear that? How many times did I hear that from my dad growing up? Don't give me any smart aleck shit. Ping-pong! How are you, folks? Welcome to the show. It's Patriots Day in Boston.

I don't know if that's a national holiday, Patriots? I don't know. I'm serious. They only celebrate, I guess it's a Boston thing. Red Sox are playing right now, by the way. Started at 11, actually. So I know you guys are thrilled out there. They're from the rest of the country. Get on with your fucking shit.

Don't know what to make of them. They look like world beaters. And then they're struggling with the Chicago White Sox, literally the worst team in baseball. And I was telling Dallas, a kid from my home town of Danvers, mass pitched on Saturday, 6-4, 2-4-E. I think his name is Nate Smith. I was talking to my buddy Tony, whose son played with him on an AAU team. And this kid, he had no hitter going into the fourth or fifth against the, you know, Sox. Like we said, they'll put up 11 runs one day then they like retarded girls this kid was throwing heat he drilled a couple

people god anyways it was nothing you care about hockey please I go through this every year since I started this podcast and what was it 1967 me and Jack Park or twins, a team. Please, please, if you guys, please, I'm begging you. Please, if you haven't watched NHL playoff hockey in your life, please do. It's the biggest difference between regular Cs, it's like a different sport, like somebody said. The hitting and the, spectator-ator wise it's the best. I'm

a football, you guys have heard me say this a million times, football is my thing. I love college NFL, any girls lesbian football that's the best. But there's nothing like NHL hockey. These white boys take this shit as serious. And the hitting, they couldn't do this during the regular season. You wouldn't, but I'm talking hits like you'd see in the NFL, like a guy going over the middle and getting his head taken off. I almost, I didn't want to bore you last night. There were like three of those in five minutes. And I started to film it and I go, ah, fuck it. It's probably playing with a kid. I'm playing with myself over here. Oh, guys, just give it a shot.

Joe List had a great quote. He goes, I don't understand if you're a sports fan how you couldn't think that this is, spectator-wise, the greatest sport. They go five minutes without a whistle. I mean, drilling each other, cross checks to the face, sometimes. I don't know. Maybe it's because I grew up playing that shit. I'm from Boston. I mean drilling each other cross checks to the face some Maybe it's cuz I grew up playing that shit. I'm from bar. You know how it is

You grew up in Nairobi. I don't think you give a fuck That's about it Easter how you ate Let's say we had a ten pound ham for me and the wife I said come back with something smaller than the garage. Will you fucking ten pounds had four guys carrying it in from FedEx and Holy fucking my eight about seven pounds today, and then I said Jesus has risen so is my blood pressure Fucking sodium up the ass. I looked like Jerry Lewis. I'm pregnant zone when I woke up Anyways the father the son and the Pope died. I personally don't give a rat's ass. I'm not the most religious guy. I want to be. I don't make fun of people who are religious, but he was a lefty, so no big deal. Let's get a real right-winger in there. Some guy, you know, wants to go back to fucking Roman days. Only this time we'll throw libs to the Lions but they'll guide the last guy

that kicked off there he was too political in my opinion so that's about it did Anthony Comey show last night on ABC terrestrial radio folks people we put it out there that I was gonna do the show on the internet and people are going are you kidding? First of all, they're like, how does Comea, how does anybody hire, if you go watch it, look at his ex page and his whatever, his fate, whatever, all those, the racial shit is through the, first thing I said was, I want to give a thumbs up to whoever at ABC had the balls big enough to hire Anthony Comea.

And he's so funny. We have that same chemistry. People love it when we get together. But it was funny watching people must have been laughing listening to me and him. It was a call in to a radio show trying to try to walk that tightrope. I dropped one F-bomb they had to dump, which wasn't bad. I talked to him for about 35 minutes I think anyways I brought that up because I'm doing Cahos music hall this Friday night in Cahos New York that's upstate near

Albany I hope to see you guys there it's a great place and I have to connect flights I don't do that for everybody white throws send me through Dallas DC she's hoping they're practicing chopper training Anyways, let's get to it. Sam says it's a sham. What? Oh, I'm sorry Dallas wasn't elected. I don't fucking I didn't know if we were doing it at the end enough. Look at look what Dallas and Gianna found in Forsyth Park behind her look what they found a little black kid. No and uh... giana found in uh... for site park behind it look at that part of a little black kid

look at that that's the meat tree what did the meet reway seven point four pounds seven point four that means giana was happy i think these ladies that have a thirteen point six and they're in a wheelchair to the thirty and that's dallas he's pretending to look at the camera.

Meanwhile, there's a fucking, you know what, game on. Braves. Look at that. Look, that's a pretty baby. Because usually you're like, that's delicious. And that's my favorite shot. I don't know why. I think it's the bunny.

Look at that beautiful mom. And I'm not, I can't. See, I can't make jokes. I could go cry. I could do eight minutes right now. I'm just saying it's a drive-through window. One of them's open. I'm just saying that's a beautiful she did she I don't I mean she just had a kid

Anyway That's what he did. What was I doing? I was eating ham and watching fucking hockey And in learning the first three chords to fucking highway to hell she also did it Nomads all-natural. Oh big deal She also did it nomads, all natural. Oh, big deal. Fucking, I'm so, my mother, my mother watches TV and shit and they always have, if you notice when you watch TV and it's been like this for 30 years when somebody, a woman's having a baby, they're screaming and it's always the, you know, and I'm not saying it's painless

because some of them get that epidural. I understand all that, but you know, I've been constipated many times and not screamed I passed out then I had two little brown kids all right let's get on with it Sam say Sam says it's a sham well what the hell's that all about I don't know I fucking made it the headline three days ago about. I don't know. I fucking made it the headline three days ago. Hear ye! Hear ye! The court's in session. The court's in session now. Here come the judge. Here come the judge. I'm talking about Sam Alito, conservative Supreme Court. I'm blowing myself out here.

Justice Samuel Alito used a scathing weekend dissent to criticize his colleagues for a temporary order issued hours earlier that halted President Trump from deporting a group of Venezuelans under the Alien Enemies Act. And I looked it up, I didn't write down the definition, but he's clearly not out of line with this. Literally in the middle of the night, this is Alito talking and being pissed at the people you know literally the other justice literally in the middle of the night he says the court issued unprecedented and legally questionable relief without giving the

lower courts a chance to rule without hearing from the opposing part hey here's a new rule you can't do shit after 6 p m whether it's passing bills or whatever about that uh... a chance to rule without hearing from the opposing party uh... within eight hours of receiving the application uh... with dubious factual support for its order and without providing any explanation for its order what did they change the rules when trumps in office

alito wrote in a dissent that was joined by Clarence Thomas. Alito and Thomas made note of their dissent initially with a single line in the early Saturday morning order from the High Court which temporarily blocked Trump's administration from moving ahead with this controversial... Again, read into the liberal shit, and this is like from the New York Post, which to me, it's just getting bad as any,

I can see it happening, like the werewolf in London changing right before, moving ahead with this, who said it's controversial? Keep your fucking opinion out of it. Use of the sweeping 1798 wartime law to remove the Venezuelans who are detained in Texas. The president has a right. I read the whole thing.

It was like three times I'm like, oh, he's totally in his right to do that. I see lawyers on TV saying it, but no. In his full opinion, Alita wrote that the high court had acted hastily, meaning the Supreme Court, they were trying to block Trump administration from doing it prematurely to grant unprecedented emergency relief to, and he's calling them migrants, they're not migrants, Sam, get it right.

Yes, sir. In asking the high court for emergency intervention, immigrant rights groups had said they were concerned the Venezuelans were in danger of being removed imminently. Yeah, are they here illegally? It's really cut and dry. Trump's attempting to use the act of speed deportations and bypass the usual review process.

So you're telling me, you motherfuckers, under Biden, we let it nobody knows ten fifteen five eight million no betting whatsoever but we're supposed to bet the on the way out this posting five hundred thousand people supposed to get a court hearing i don't understand how this i'm sure i don't this is going to bounce back in the i think they get another shot at it

uh... the supreme court is now expected to issue a more formal order in the coming days about whether to allow the administration to proceed folks look up look up the definition of the alien act from whatever and You tell me yourself you don't even have to be a scholar To fucking understand it. They just, you're never gonna see, and this is good, you're never gonna see the Dems in power again until they agree to move to the center a little bit.

They're so far left, if they move to the Senate they'd still be too far left. What the fuck are you guys thinking? You're defending doctors who mutilate kids, defending rapists and murderers and people in the country illegally, and you're wondering why you got smoked in the fucking elections. And I'm not even thinking of all the shit. Um, not to mention Russia gate, all that. Why would we ever take your word for anything anymore? You're a podcast listener, and this is a podcast ad heard only in Canada. Reach great Canadian listeners like yourself with podcast advertising from Libsyn ads. Choose from hundreds of top podcasts,

offering host endorsements or run a pre-produced ad like this one across thousands of shows to reach your target audience with Libsyn ads. Email Bob at Libsyn.com to learn more. That's B-O-B at L-I-B-S-Y-N.com. And this is a nice dovetail into this story because it shows how insane insane they are

you know chris van hollen this libs been around he's always face pops up over the years just a fucking wing nut and i think what he's trying to do here is grandstand because they're looking for somebody to run the democrat party and be a leader and this is what you do when you're in politics. You go, look at me, I'm going to take charge here, but they have nowhere to go. Trump has exposed these motherfuckers.

Van Hollen makes ass of himself. Senator Chris Van Hollen, Maryland by the way I believe, on Sunday repeatedly sidestepped questions about whether Kilmer Abrego Garcia guilty why his name yeah no was an MS 13 gangbang I think you could find that out real quick couldn't you I mean they're kicking it around all weekend like it's a mystery as the Trump administration has alleged anyways oh you do Chris you do Van Holland Democrat Maryland hey thanks for clearing that up who met with a brego Garcia in El Salvador he flew over there on Thursday notably refused to deny that

a brego Garcia was a gang member and confessed he did not ask him about the alleged ties when they spoke this is him in al salvador have a lemonade with a guy that used to beat his wife we know he was in the country illegally that's all you need to know about it and I'm starting to get the impression that people are thinking that Trump's and only gonna go after people who are gangbang he said he'd go after them first. But he's also said, if you hear illegally, I don't give a shit. Let's not forget that. I don't have to remind you people, fans of mine, but I'm already getting the feeling the media keeps pounding it like, you know, well, this guy, you know, he works hard, he's got kids, go fuck yourself. Despite CNN's Bat Dana bash asking him point-blank if

he could say with absolute certainty that the deported illegal immigrant wasn't a member of the vicious gang and this is how he answered this he just sidesteps it completely and this is what he says which he asked him that they are trying to litigate on social media what they should be doing in the courts. They need to put up or shut up in the courts. Let me tell you, and I decided to write this down so I could be absolutely accurate as to what Federal District Court Judge Zinnis said about these allegations by the Trump administration. Quote, no evidence linking Abrego Garcia to MS-13 or any terrorist activity has been presented to the court

that's where to litigate this that's been it's been litigated in many other places so i'm not going to get into the details because the whole purpose of our court system is for them to adjudicate these things not for donald trump to go off on social media go off on social media. I know fucking robot. You're right. Hey, it doesn't matter whether he's a gang banger or not. And the public knows that what you shitheads forget you Democrats, what you forget is Americans want the same thing Trump wants and vice versa. Understand they're for America first. And when you do this, Americans want the same thing Trump wants and vice versa. Do you understand?

They're for America first. And when you do this, like I said, he has to be grandstanding. He just wants the attention. But it makes him look like an asshole because he's defending a violent guy who was in the country fucking legally. Bottom line. Ay, ay, ay. And he doesn't bring it up when he goes, flies over to El Salvador while he's talking to the kid.

He doesn't go, hey, by the way, what's that tattoo of a fucking knife on your throat? You dink. Holland then shifted the discussion from MS-13 by ironically accusing Trump of repeatedly trying to change the subject on due process concerns. Do they have the same rights when they're illegally here? I'm serious. If they don't change that, Ted Cruz, somebody get on it. Abrego Garcia, 29, who illegally entered the US in 2011,

that's 14 fucking years ago. Oh, but he pays taxes. No, no, he was deported to his home country of El Salvador last month despite a 2019 Court order that was six years ago blocking his deportation there due to concerns that he could face gang violence. That's Not our problem Not our property. Hold on. Why would he face gang violence if he's not a gang member? Number one, that'll be my first question. Why does he have problem with the MS-13 guy? And why is that?

The deportation came under unique circumstances via Trump's use of wartime powers in the 1798 Aliens Enemies Act. And you don't have to be at war. Read it, I can't remember it, just fucking read it. It's a paragraph that explains it clearly. I don't know how Trump would ever lose this one I gotta be honest unless Ken the Jackson who doesn't know what a woman is has her input in Briar and Sotomayor and Kagan I know all the lip jouga jerk-ups I didn't

say Jews jerk-ups sounds like me and callkoffs. I didn't say Jews, Jerkoffs. Jew-er-hoffs. Sounds like me on Cormier last night. I didn't say that. Hey, boys and girls, I just told you this earlier, aforementioned, Cahoe's Music Hall this Friday night. I'm actually looking forward to it, because I like these people. They come out to see me, and it's a nice, beautiful old joint also May 15th and 16th which is

not that far from April 25th now that I look at it I'll be at Zany's in Rosemont Illinois May 15th one show May 16th one show already sold out and same with the same with the coho's was sold out all the VIP upfront seats and coho's almost full already is what I was told okay 37 years still relevant kiss my balls am I making the money that mark Norman is all the now but I'm fine with that those guys I keep forgetting in 20 years younger than me and they should be making the money and The system changed the internet and all that shit and they're very good comics and good, you know, whatever anybody else go fuck yourself. What?

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