The Nick DiPaolo Show - Van Jones Gets It! | Nick Di Paolo Show #1668

Episode Date: December 17, 2024

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Ontario I'm gonna be a good boy. It's a North Colored remark. It's highly inappropriate. Ah, shut it. Folks, how are you? Welcome to the show on a Tuesday from the great state of Georgia in the Savannah area slash Garden City slash pooler slash greater Atlanta area, I mean

Whatever yeah, yeah the birthplace of hip-hop yo When did the fill I probably asked us on the show when did the default music in this country and it's I'd say it's about 25 30 years now It's now the music of the 14 year old black girl would like and I'm sure I've said this on the show I can't every fucking commercial has that synthetic drumbeat Underneath it every commercial. I don't care. It's from medicine for a fucking cars for a Hollywood movie I don't care it's for medicine for a fucking cars for a Hollywood movie It's this fuck I've hated it and don't go out you're old No, I fucking hated the day that shit came out when when Jennifer Lopez was making

The charts I knew we were fucking finished with that whoever invented that fucking drum machine Should be tortured in front of their kids It's fucking ah and then Apple commercials and and whether it's Nisa it's fucking it's an epidemic I've left this bar that I hang around that I like around here I've left it because I go are you playing from a fucking list of shit that makes me mentally crazy honestly and even the kids that work there they're in their twenties they go yeah uh... you know there's nothing we can do about it

and uh... ah bullshit change it well it's corporate i mean every one of them says that i go i'll go in the back and fucking every once in a while a good song come but it's it's such fucking soulless garbage and I can't get away from it I can't fucking get away it's fucking go into a hair salon whatever go into a fucking store it's then I said to the girl behind the bar last week I go this is the music you hear at a titty bar in Atlanta at three in the fucking morning When is that the default nobody notices nobody fucking they don't know the manager doesn't know I go You ever think maybe that's why this place is fucking half empty. You're a burger slash sports bar. Know your fucking audience

Do you think they really into fucking Tupac? Fucking white family with Georgia hats on? Do you really think you're fucked? Anybody paying attention? Nick, you're old and cranky. No, no, no. You're not alone. Gianna and I bitch about it all the time. Well, you bitch about anything, let's be honest. Well, this is true, but especially this. Please. Your taste is the early 1800s. If it was up to you and Gianna would be listening to the fucking Waltz they do have good taste but yes no it's fucking a calm down I hate when people go don't sweat the little shit shut the fuck up little shit

it's in my life every day I'm doing a them all, this is gonna go in my act. God forbid I fucking, anyways, I like to punch somebody in the face. Again, the guy who invented that stupid synthetic, and don't the brothers and sisters love it? Ugh, fucking yuck. But these kids, like I said, Gen Zers, I know the bartenders and waiters,

and they go, no, our generation fucking has shit taste of music some of them admit it and some of them, you know like some of it but a Lot of them thank over the internet. They fucking they like zeppelin in this stuff. They know the difference now, you know, it's fucking But but that doesn't change my point that shit music. It's not been the last 10 years It's too I've been complaining about this shit forever. No matter where you go the hotel lobby of a night a nice hotel It's not been the last 10 years. It's I've been complaining about this shit forever No matter where you go the hotel lobby of a night a nice hotel. It's on that fucking It's it defaults to the black culture. I guess you'd say it's our ambi shit. It ain't fucking watch an NHL hockey game hip-hop is blaring a

Fucking arena filled with 17,000 white people and three black people and They're blaring hip-hop. Well those young white kids they buy the shit not anymore They don't and the ones that did buy it in the day. They didn't like fucking hockey. I knew him Anyways, go fuck yourself. Good night everybody It's the show put that one, write that one down. Anyways, how are you? I need to get on the stage and fucking unload. No comedy scene here in this area, believe it or not.

Anyways, I had one other thing. Oh, the school shooter thing. I just couldn't do another story. I mean, I'll mention it because that's the top headline. You know, we try to do a show that's a little lighthearted. Every other week I got to wake up the dead children. Fuck me. Once again, I don't know yet, but sure looks like a transgender kid, 15-year-old girl who looks very much like Axl Rose, or whatever. And they said there's a manifesto out there, people saying

they don't know if it's real or not. All I know is the minute that they reported the shooting they wouldn't describe the suspect, which is hilarious because when the suspect takes its own life and the cops are there in three minutes, you can fucking ID the site, you can describe it, you can say white female blah blah. Again. And then the black sheriff comes on, or whoever, goes, well, somebody asked about whether it's possibly true. How the person identifies isn't important right now. There are dead kids. Yes, you're right there.

But here's why it does. Because if it was a white, straight Christian kid, oh, it would matter. Oh, we would be hearing all about it three seconds after they found his body by the way They'd know what he had for breakfast what church he went to why you so hateful so Go can't Anyways, that's my point on that. So her name something Samantha her middle name Samantha. I'm sure she went by Sam

Crap now or some fucking thing Producing no picture. I didn't plan on don't talk about this. Anyways, I should have sent you one Can you pull one up there on the show or no? Go ahead. I didn't know you had that ability When you get a chance, so yeah, that's about it Remember the last one transgender shoot remember they buried his transcript and Stephen Crowder's show had to fucking find it and make it national news? Do you remember that? So nothing's changed yet in this country. Of course. I mean, Trump hasn't even taken

office yet, but the culture is still as PC and dog shit as ever. I shouldn't say nothing's changed. Somebody actually gets it since Trump won. Van Jones gets it. Let me say something about Van Jones. And I've complimented him on the show before. Before today actually. Yes, he's a kind of a far left guy. But he – and I've said this a point on the show when Trump said something That he thought was smart. He would say it on MSNBC and because he's a Intelligent black and all the white people on MSNBC or CNN or where the fuck is it? They they you know, they would just nod their heads like the guy I'm about to show you Chris fucking whatever is Italian last name. Anyway, CNN talking head Van Jones

Spoke at length to his former colleague Chris we pronounce that Italian Chalisa about the American political class failure to understand which way the wind is blowing and how it knocked them over on November 5th, did it ever? You got knocked the fuck out, man! Jones, a former Obama advisor who had several weeks to get over his election night despair, was particularly candid about how President-elect Donald Trump was able to electorally like Donald Trump was able to electorally crush Kamala Harris in the popular vote, crush Kamala Harris and retake the White House. Here are a couple of his a couple of excerpts from him talking to Chris Gizzela at whatever his

fucking name is, substack.com. And this guy's a lefty, I've seen him on TV before. I love how if it's coming out of a black guy's mouth who has the same politics as he he's gonna Nod and listen, but if you know, I doubt he agrees at it, but Van Jones is from Oakland Like I mean he grew up kind of a rebel rouser. I believe I remember reading his history So I kind of like the guy like I said, of course ultimately I his politics I don't get but when he sees the Trump or the Republicans doing something right, he'll say it at least. And this

one here, just watch it. Here's the first clip. The problem is you have a framework in your mind that how could Donald Trump, how could Donald Trump, how can Donald Trump, guys, can we cut it out? Donald Trump is not an idiot. Donald Trump, let me just be very clear. Donald Trump is smarter than me, you, and all critics. You know why we know? Because he has the White House, the Senate, the House. Totally agree. Or the popular vote. He has a massive media ecosystem bigger than the mainstream built around him and for him and a religiously Religious fervor in a political movement around him

And he is best buddy is the richest person in the history of the world and the most relevant Kennedy is with him He this dude is is a phenomenon He is the most powerful human on earth and in our lifetime and we're still saying, well how is this God? We look like idiots to ordinary people. You're totally right. I'm totally right. My ass hurts. You're making me squirm with this type of truth. Fucking asshole. You see him nodding and shit? If that was somebody else saying it from the right,

this guy would be going, you're full of shit. But that's what I'm saying. I'd never seen anybody else on the left, if somebody as far left as Van, actually admit this type of shit. And he's absolutely right. And how can you argue that? And then he said this. And how can you argue that?

And then he said this. He's not a big dummy. He doesn't have a bunch of image right. A big dummy. Just because we don't understand it doesn't mean he's dumb. We don't understand it means that we're dumb. Like the first. So true.

You're so right. Well said. The first thing that we have to acknowledge is we got beat by something that we don't understand. And all these liberals wandering around and going, well well I just don't understand well maybe because you're dumb and he's smart try that on Wow because then suddenly you're gonna have lenses to think how was he smart how am I dumb yeah that's how they should be looking at it was that well said from a guy who's far left I mean I don't know

if he's far left anymore anybody that most of the far left could never make sense of that you're arrogant he isn't the most he is just like he just said you think Trump's an idiot and his supporters and vote people vote for him idiot what you don't understand is the people vote for him and Trump want the same thing. They love this country and what it was founded on. You guys don't. It's that simple. It's that fucking easy.

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But here's my theory on this. This is the girl slash girl who shot up at 15 years old and people go, you know, bad shit. People go, the world's coming apart and other people go, well, bad shit always happens. You just find about it immediately but here's the difference back in the day when somebody and i say this is mental kind of a mental problem more than a physical one most people do most doctors

do uh... back in the day when you have sexually confused or whatever or depressed you take your own life but she or he they grew up in a society that tells them it's not your fault blame somebody else there's no accountability and I know right now I will not you people because you vote like I do but if people on the left will be it's about guns no it's not about

fucking guns okay it's about mental illness and back in the day she would take her he would take his own life and But now they we live in such a media driven society. She watches The news like anybody else. She's on her computer on her phone Sees that you can go out a hero. That's the difference. I think back in the day people to quietly take their lives But no now you're gonna go shoot innocent people You got to take it out on somebody. That's my theory if you don't like it lick my left nut It's the more tasty of the two

Good night, everybody Good luck and good night and good night and good luck All she needed was a little makeup and a push-up bra. I mean, come on. Come on, everybody. Am I, why you? Get upstairs. So I wanted to mention that.

Again, I didn't want to open because I'm sick of talking about. Where'd she get the gun? Where'd she get the gun? You can get a gun anyway. And that's not, I'm not saying that in a negative thing. You need a gun today. Everywhere.

And here, once again, once again, you know how this stops? Once again, this is, it's this fucking easy. You put armed guards at the school. End of story. End of fucking, no, but we don't need more. There's plenty of retired cops, military guys who would love a job like that. They can sit in a chair, read a book, and just the presence of them out front. Yeah, but you have to have one at every door.

Whatever. Whatever. It's that easy. Nick, how do you? It's that easy. Suck it. I'm burning up here. I can't, as you get older, you can't shake shit.

I used to get one coal every 12 years. Now it dips into the 60s and I'm fucking... Ooh! Some type of... The fall always gets me. That's when a lot of old people die in the fall. Come on. No, we're past the fall. What am I saying? Oh, fuck off. That's when a lot of old people die in the fall. Come on, no, we're past the fall.

What am I saying? Oh, fuck off. Let's move on. Trump wants retribution from fake press. That's my headline. Retribution might be too strong a word. I think he's actually denied that he wants that. But anyways, he had a press conference yesterday,

took more questions than Biden took in four years. Like a fucking hour. Doesn't even have to do it Takes the questions. He's got a different demeanor. He's in control. The fucking press is all has a different tone now Try given he and he's right Trump said it all changed after the first assassinate I really believe that I mean the press is never gonna change but right now he's got a little grace period that. I mean the press is never going to change but right now he's got a little grace period and he should. They were so wrong the people that are asking him questions now were so wrong about the last of life. They should show nothing they should kiss his feet when he comes in. Trump talking about his lawsuit against Bob Woodward. These guys are saying false shit in

a book about him and the New York Times said a lot of horse shit. And this is Trump talking about his lawsuits, I think against Boast. Both. Or Boast. Take one. I was involved in one which has been going on for a while and very successfully against Bob Woodward where he didn't quote me properly from the tapes and then on top of everything else he sold the tapes which he wasn't allowed to do. He could only use them for reporting purposes

not for sale purposes and he admits that and I think we'll be successful on that one and we have one very interestingly on Pulitzer because reporters at the New York Times Washington Post got Pulitzer prizes for their wonderful accurate and highly professional reporting on the Russia Russia Russia hoax well it turned out to be a hoax and they were exactly turned out to be a hoax. And they were exactly wrong. And they still got awards. Think about that. People like many people, John Solomon, Sean Hannity is not for Pulitzer, but Sean Hannity got it right. Many people got it right. Tucker got it right. Jesse got it right. Laura got

it right. Jeanine got it right. A lot of people got it right. They didn't get anything. They gave it to reporters. They got it absolutely wrong. All right. That's good. Can you stay counter-court? You are fake news. Sir. right they get anything they gave it to reporters a got it absolutely wrong and i everybody in and i think that you are fake news sir it's true that's how fucking insane you people are on the left and in the media giving out rewards awards i should say

it is a reward in your career when you get a lot of politics uh... think about that giving out awards to each other for shit. That was tough. You fucking let me tell you something He's another theory might I'm full of them today Anybody was this wrong about Trump you've been a wrong about politics your whole fucking life. How about that? Let that one settle in it's not like you became a liberal or a democrat yesterday or when he showed up and he stands for everything that isn't what you guys fucking like. Boy, this show is by, I don't give a fuck. It's a commercial for my standup.

Oh, fuck yourselves. Not you guys. Love you guys. It's about 106 now. Could melt cop in my ass crack. What? It's a true story. Can you stay counter- You are fake news.

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