The Nick DiPaolo Show - Video Exonerates Oath Keepers | Nick Di Paolo Show #1466

Episode Date: October 5, 2023

In this episode right leaning comedian Nick Di Paolo talks about Judge interference, Trump as speaker?, and more! Like what you hear?  Get TWICE as much "Nick Di Paolo Show", full episodes of Steven Crowder’s “Louder with Crowder” show and more on Mug Club! Sign up today to get all their content at https://Nickdip.com and use the promo code NICKDIP to get your first month FREE! For Tour Dates, Merch, stand-up clips and more visit https://nickdip.com 

🎵 I mean, fuck you and your bone spurs. Ike. That was Deion Sanders yelling at one of his players. Hey, who they got this weekend? Should be interesting. Because I know, I don't think it gets much easier. Well, tonight's Bears and Redskins in the NFL. Oh, my God.

That was a good game, literally in the 50s. It was. And I'm glad you said Redskins. I yelled at the people in Cleveland. You know, I did comedy in Cleveland last week. I said, why do you just keep fucking saying Indians and wear Indians gear? You're the ones that matter. Anyways, they said, just tell jokes, shithead.

Colorado has Arizona State. Which, eh. Eh. Colorado has Arizona State. Which, eh. Eh. Could go either way. Yeah, could, right? They seem to be at the same level, I would think. All right, what else? What day is it?

Who are we? What show is this? Thursday. Thursday, last day of the week. Seven days and a wake-up for me. Seven days what? Seven days and a wake-up for the wedding. Seven days and a wake-up for me. Seven days what? Seven days and a wake-up for the wedding. Seven days, a week from today?

Yep. Oh, God. I'll be the funny bone in Pittsburgh. Sorry, man. Seven days, and then Dallas gets sentenced to life without the possibility of parole. Yeah, old hat. I'm just doing it right this time.

Oh, yeah, you've done it before. What am I... I fucking forgot about that. You want me to show up? Excellent. Where's the wedding? At a church? Ceremonies at Forsyth Park

here in Savannah. Oh, my God, outside? Did you see the weather? I looked it? Ceremonies at Forsyth Park here in Savannah. Oh my God, outside? Did you see the weather? I looked it up in Farmer's Almanac. Hail. Bring it on. Man, you get hit by lightning as you're putting a ring on. God, you'd be so lucky.

No. That's amazing. Dallas is... I forgot you already did this. It makes it even crazier. Ah, my shin. Your sister's bucket. God damnzier. Ah, my shin. Your sister's bucket. God damn it.

Oh, fuck me. Excuse me, folks. I have a chip in my left shin that I got in a scrimmage in high school, chasing a kid down who broke away for like a long run. And I fucking from behind, caught him from behind because I i had wheels his cleat come up and come up who am i fucking tyrone his cleat came up got me in the shin and put a dent a there's still a dent there and and when i i've hit it on coffee tables and shit nothing worse than a box jump though a what you're Nothing worse than a box jump, though. A what?

Going up for a box jump and coming down and landing on the corner of the box on your shin. All your body weight. A box jump? Yeah. What's that? Going from a dead ground

all the way up to probably 18, 24-inch box. Yeah. Just straight jumps. Plyometrics, man. Yeah, no. If I'm going to jump a box, it's going to have a face and tits.

jumps plyometrics man yeah if i'm gonna jump a box it's gonna have a face and tits oh i did my plyometrics believe me fucking did that shit you're supposed to do it for we talked about on the show money supposed to do it for like three months i did it for about five years turn my hips and knees into fine powder oh my god but i fucking i was leaning powder. Oh my God. But I fucking, I was lean and mean. That's during the Nick and Artie show. I did it every day. I mean, seven days a week. And I did that for the 90 days. And then I would do, you know, fucking for the next, I did it for a couple of years. They tell you not to. But Jesus, I was lean and mean and God jerking off again by myself. All right, let's get to it. Judgmental. Judgmental, that's the headline for the first story.

And speaking of judgmental. Here ye, here ye, the coach's in session. Put up the judge. The coach's in session now. Here come the judge. Here come the judge. Look at that fucking guy. I just want to crack his face open with my Timberlands.

Who does he look like? I know who he looks like. A very old Gilligan. He's got the skipper's hair. Nope, little buddy. Anyways, this jerk off, left wing as they come, bias as they come. He admitted, I don't have the clip I saw on TV yesterday,

they showed an old clip of him talking to a class, a law class, and he goes, sometimes they get it wrong, the jury, so I say, no, they're absolutely wrong. And he goes, sometimes I let my emotion get involved. What? I think I saw that on The Five. He actually on... They have him on video saying that. The Manhattan judge deciding Donald Trump's $250 million civil fraud trial lost his cool on Wednesday, slamming his bitchy hand on the bench and

snapping. This is ridiculous. As the former president's lawyers grilled his ex-accountant over inconsistent testimony, the judge's annoyed reaction came after Trump's side claimed that Donald Bender, a partner at accounting firm Mazars USA, was evading their questions. Don't waste my time, Manhattan Supreme Court Judge Arthur Assel Engeren said sternly. Are you interested in the real story? He really isn't. Trump attorney Jesus Suarez had spent part of Tuesday afternoon and all of Wednesday morning cross-examining Bender and said he would continue with questioning throughout the end of yesterday. This is ridiculous, Engeren said, hitting his hand on the bench like the fag that he is.

I didn't mean that, folks. Yes, I did. Mr. Bender isn't on trial here, Engeren reminded the lawyers after Suarez's aggressive questioning. Even the New York Post sounds like the New York Times now. Another Trump attorney, Christopher Kyes, said the only thing Bender seems to recall

are what the government wants him to recall, which I believe. Over the course of, folks, this is, I don't know, I know I don't have to state this. This is all about letting him not be president. It's fucking insane. Over the course of testimony on Wednesday, the third day of trial in New York, Attorney General Letitia James, another just a racist piece of garbage, Letitia James lawsuit, anger and check Trump's legal team twice more. At one point suggesting they were pandering to the press and carrying out their

defense as if a jury was present. The judge says, who are you talking to, me, the press, or the audience? He said to Kyes at another point, here's a video of something. I'd rather be right now in Iowa. I'd rather be in New Hampshire or South Carolina or Ohio or a lot of other places, but I'm stuck here because I have a corrupt attorney general that communicates with the DOJ in Washington to keep me nice and busy because I'm leading Biden in the polls by a lot.

That's all this is. This is election interference. They made up a fake case. They're fraudulent people. And the judge already knows what he's going to do. He's a Democrat judge. In all fairness to him, he has no choice. He has no choice. He's run by the Democrats. I know this city better than anybody knows this city. There's nobody knows it like I do.

He's a Democrat judge out of the clubhouses. He's controlled and it's a shame. What's going on here is a shame. Our whole system is corrupt. This is corrupt. Atlanta is corrupt. This is corrupt. This is corrupt.

This is corrupt. This is corrupt. This is corrupt. This is corrupt. This is corrupt. This is corrupt. This is corrupt. This is corrupt.

This is corrupt. This is corrupt. This is shame. What's going on here is a shame. Our whole system is corrupt. This is corrupt. Atlanta is corrupt. And what's coming out of DC is corrupt. Amen. You're out of order. You're out of order. The whole trial is out of order. I want to hear Donald say that. Oh my God. And he's right about all of it. Again, folks, I know I'm preaching to the choir here, but I love the way he comes out and just, he can't get enough camera. And I think it benefits him. You know, like when he gave this during, what was the big thing going on last week?

So he went and talked to the auto unions when, what was the big night going on last week? So he went and talked to the auto unions when the, what was the big night he was distracting from? Oh, God, I really have to stop with the NyQuil. It wasn't the debate, was it? Yeah, thank you very much. It was the debate. But he's brilliant at that. And people tune in.

For the love of your sister. Hey, in the second half of the show, I'm going to be talking about Democrats get some really bad news as far as the polls go. I mean, even they can't spin it. It's really, really busting their balls. So stay tuned for that. I think I'll also be talking about, I don't think this is the next story, is it? About the January 6th? January 6th is some new shocking footage by a guy who used to work for the CIA,

who has access to all of it. And he revealed something yesterday that proves like the, it was the oath keepers were probably innocent. If that's the big thing. Anyway, stay tuned. That's exclusively on Mug Club. So join now to get it at, where do you do that? NickDip.com. Hey, boys and girls, head over to NickDip.com to get exclusive hats, T-shirts, hoodies, and more. It's yet another way for you to support the show and look sexy at the same time. You can also get signed copies of my previous specials and all of the Nicker shirts. Just go to NickDip.com and click on Store. Again, that's NickDip.com.

Click on Store. Thank you guys so muchdip.com. Click on store. Thank you guys so much. See you soon. You'll be glad you did, kids. I don't lie. Let's move on to Speaker Donald Trump, as in House Speaker Donald Trump. Got a nice ring to it.

It's got a nice ring to it. How'd we get this far? I mean, the Pelosi's, it's not going to bring her husband back with a hammer up her ass. President Trump was asked outside the courtroom if he wanted to be Speaker of the House. And he said, whose house?

And yeah, they asked him flat out. That's why, this is great. He really is good at this shit. He really knows. And again, 10 out of 10 politicians turn their back and they yell questions. They're just like, okay, that's it. He would have stayed there another hour. I'm telling you, those cameras feed him.

It's fucking fun. It's actually beneficial. Here he is after they said, are you going to be the House Speaker? Go ahead. A lot of people have asked me about it. I'm focused. I don't know. I like him a gray hair, too, by the way. And what he said was, folks, is, well, what I say is.

He was the best guy around. What do you mean was? You notice his hair is gray and not that shitty blonde. He actually looks good. Me and Dallas were talking about, He would, again, speaker, the House Speaker, it carries a ton of weight. You can almost argue sometime more.

Look at Pelosi. Look at the damage she's done in her 40 years there. This House frickin' Speaker. Right? I mean, that way, and you could throw DeSantis at the, this would never happen.

Nobody's gonna, he's not gonna let anybody be president. I don't think. Maybe he'll be smart this time. But if I was him, I'd go, yeah, let somebody else be president. They can take all the fucking arrows as I sit behind the scenes and raise havoc. Sometimes you're more dangerous. You're even more dangerous when you're not in the government at all.

Like Steve Bannon, fucking those guys. dangerous when you're not in the government at all. Like Steve Bannon and fucking those guys. But yeah, that would be, wouldn't you love to see him sitting back there when, I don't know who's giving a speech. It could be DeSantis

or, I don't know, but can you see him sitting behind there? I can't. He'd be doing shit like this. Standing up. I'm the voice, not this Indian fuck. Anyways, that would be fun. And he didn't rule it out, did he?

I like how he goes, lots of people been asking me. They said, sir, sir, do you want to be president, sir? He loves when they tell those stories and people call him sir. Anyhow, I just hope he's not in a slammer. I don't know. Let's move on to kind of related to Trump. At least they try to pin it on him. Shocking January 6th footage has been revealed.

Steve Baker is one of only five journalists with access to the full 41,000 hours. I'd say I watch at least that much football in the weekend. 41,000 hours of January 6 tapes. He's been working on the January 6 puzzle for a while now. I think he used to be a CIA guy, they said. on the January 6th puzzle for a while now. I think he used to be a CIA guy, they said. And his efforts have been frustrated over and over again by the politics in Washington

when he is just trying to get to the truth, says Mr. Glenn Beck. You know why? Because Washington... You can't handle the truth! Exactly right. There's Mark Twain telling you the same thing. He looks good.

He does. I like the way he's dressed. Today, Steve joins Glenn Beck again to discuss, this was yesterday, to discuss a new piece of the puzzle, whether Pelosi's head of security purged himself in the Oath Keepers trial. Excuse me.

Isn't that kind of ironic? You're lying about the Oath Keepers? Anybody? Folks, I'm as sharp as your sister's nipples on a cold day. On October 3rd, 2022, Jeffrey Nessler, assistant U.S. attorney, approached the lectern and said to judge Amit. Oh, my God. Amit, after he had just disfigured his daughter's clitoris with a clamming knife. God help me.

We have a rogue attorney. He's saying this to this judge. We have a rogue attorney. It's a left-wing, you know what, attorney. I mean, it's a left-wing guy saying this to the judge. We have a rogue attorney that's about to release some FBI 302s, which are confidential interviews kept under strict lock and key. Judge Mehta did something, Baker said, I have never seen before, he tells Glenn.

He actually directed the media pool to put out a tweet and threaten this particular attorney and let him know that if he released those sealed documents, he would have him held in contempt of court. What? What the fuck? I, I, I look, I guess legally he can do it or whatever, but I'm just saying, they don't even have to hide their bias. Like, I mean, that reveals the way he's, you know. And they do it through tweet. I'd like to be the guy that gets that tweet.

I was just looking at Latino housewives. This is a shock. And right then, and this is Baker talking, the guy who's going to reveal this shit. And right then I went, what are in those documents? Says Steve. Here's Glenn Beck talking to Baker

about this big reveal. I'm going to let it run for a minute or two because my memory's so bad, I forget what the big reveal was. Go ahead, let it roll. Those documents, they're still

sealed but i will tell you that the documents themselves he looks like a lesbian actual fbi interviews of one of these capital police officers the flannel and the primary problem that the government has with those documents is that the testimony was changed his testimony about his interaction with the oath keep, which in the first testimony he revealed to be a positive interaction. Pause. We're talking about Pelosi's head of security.

And he testified and then a few months later they changed his... Not too rotten, is it? And they got video with... Go ahead. Let him talk. The Oath Keepers lined up between him and the more agitated protesters and assisted him in keeping them off of him and helping him de-escalate.

Pause. Did you hear that? The Oath Keepers were helping security, Capitol Police, Pelosi's head guy, keeping people at bay. That was from his testimony. And that's changed. Somebody must have read it and said, what the fuck are you doing? Go ahead.

That was in May of 21, that interview. In August of 21, this officer was brought back in, and the testimony was changed into an aggravated, contentious event with the Oath Keepers, and as well as the creation of a second event to explain the first FBI interview that never happened. So it is, that's called perjuring yourself. Okay? That's what that is. But, you know, it's Democrats.

Who gives a shit? Say whatever gotta do to win we don't play by the fucking rules um a little more it's amazing to me reading your story it is so well laid out thank you however what makes this different it's not he said she said or he said he said no it's they uh because you had uh permission to go into the 14 000 hours uh of videotape you knew what you were looking for it says 41 000 and in the story you knew what time it even happened because the testimony was gunshots uh you know a gunfire right and so that marked it at a certain time when they they shot an innocent so tell me about what you found what the story was in the the testimony and then what you found on the tape pause real quick uh hey folks uh for those of you on mug club right now stick around for the second half of the

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