The Nick DiPaolo Show - Wacky Wallace Wanted Whacking

Episode Date: October 12, 2018

Mug Shots “Just Do It.” Calorie Caps in the Kingdom. Baltimore In Squeegee Man Hell.

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833-599-6425 is the phone number. And yes, it's weird. A Friday. I don't even like acting. People say, you got to do more of it, man. You're really good at it.

Blah, blah, blah. I fucking, I can be honest with you. I hate it. I hate the process. I'm a stand-up comic for 30 years. What's that mean? I write my own words. I say it my own way.

And it's a different muscle than when you act and somebody gives you a script with their words. It feels weird. It's like jerking off with your left hand. And it's, it's, uh, not a bad analogy. Um, it's, you know, so, and I always, I'm always excited. This one was written for me. These guys are fans of mine. And apparently they had a deal with Netflix of they're already sold something to them. So they have an in at Netflix. So am I gonna turn that down and then I and I read it and was really funny so let's uh let's keep our fingers crossed god forbid I get on Netflix look at this I got a new uh I got a new political hero.

He's a sheriff in Arkansas. I don't know if you caught this one. The Union County Sheriff's Department in Arkansas dressed numerous arrestees in Nike shirts for their mugshots as a jab at the company. Where do I vote for this guy for president oh my aching stem i love it that's right of course he's catching flack multiple mug shots of persons booked by the arkansas union county sheriff's department show the rest he's wearing uh nike t-shirts

the county sheriff denied that the use of nike apparel was intended at a jab at nike over their promotional partnership with colin kaepernick what else are they going to say right uh on october 11th 2018 activist sean king this guy's a real whitey hater because he's black but he's whiter than me uh posted a series of mugshots purportedly taken by the Union County Sheriff's Department in Arkansas, showing various arrestees. We have the pictures of them dressed in Nike attire. Oh, for crying out loud, where are all the black ones? That just goes to show I'm sick of hearing how crooked the criminal system is.

Okay, there's a couple of defensive backs from the Bengals in there. This looks like when they bring up the lineups in the NFL games. I love when they ask the guys what college they go to. They can't even remember sometimes. Jerome Washington.

University of Southern California Trojans up in that motherfucker. But this is a genius. Sean King reported via a source that the sheriff was dressing individuals in Nike shirts for their mug shots as a way to mock the company. And they're a new brand ambassador. I hope that was the intent. I really do. I hope that was the intent. I really do.

The Arkansas Democrat Gazette reported that the Union County Sheriff's Office removed all mugshots from their website shortly after King's tweet went viral. Once again, the white man bowing to the fucking scum like Sean King. As of this writing, the jail roster at the Union County Sheriff's Department is indeed void of mugshots. This is actually, I think, Snopes giving you, you know. However, we did find several of these photographs on arrest.org, a website that collects mugshots from county sheriff's offices from around the country. Yeah, what's your fucking point? This is genius. This guy should be running Trump's campaign for 2020. Sheriff Ricky Roberts says the shirts were given to people who came into their jail without proper attire during the booking which i believe you ever watch cops it's nothing but nipples you have to have no shirt on or be in a bra and panties or fucking to get arrested

roberts says the shirts weren't purchased by his department but rather already on hand we are not he he says, and will not be influenced by current political and social debates in the media. Roberts said in a statement, this shirt is not only in use now, but has also been for several months prior. We have taken steps to rectify this issue and ensure that this will never happen again. Why? Why? Sheriff Joe Arpaio, my hero, was dressing his prisoners in pink jumpsuits. Okay? Does anybody really give a shit? I was disappointed when the sheriff said this wasn't his intent.

I'm guessing he's lying. He has to be. And I'm hoping his intent was to draw attention to Kaepernick and the scum like this that follow him. And you know damn well in every one of those mugshots, those are Democrat voters and Kaepernick and the scum like this that follow him. And you know damn well in every one of those mug shots, those are Democrat voters and Kaepernick lovers. I'll go out on that limb, okay? Nick, you're prejudging a painting with a big A. Button it, titless wonder.

Button it. Remember, if you see clouds above the hills, if you see clouds above the hills. Though you... Anyways. Good for you, Sheriff. Keep it up. Think of another way, okay? They're offended by Nike. You can go a million ways.

Put Hillary's face on there. Eric Holder. All the lawless scum. Fucking Nicole Wallace that works for MSNBC. We'll get to her in a few minutes. That cheese eater. God. She was a Republican at one point. The fuck?

How hard did she bang her head? 833-599-6425. 833-599-6425. By the way, we're adding like overnight four or five hundred YouTube followers every day. So get on the bandwagon now before I get too big for my britches and I start doing this out of a skyscraper. Ryan did like a slight applause.

Those are the twinks, by the way, and they've done a hell of a job. Ryan is a little bit autistic, but we love this kid. He's got an earring and he doesn't know if he likes girls, boys. Jason went on a date. There they are. Once again, Ryan has the pallor of Lily

Munster. And Jason went on a date the other night, took a girl to a porn theater in Times Square, and apparently it all worked out beautifully. You know, well, well, well, well. Yeah. Emily enjoyed the hand job scene but anyways good going Sheriff

I love Arkansas it's a terrific state it's huge I think I won it by 40 I've been watching Trump's rallies and they do get a little repetitive I mean it's just reciting all the statistics

and he has to because the mainstream media who we reported on literally, what is it? 94, 92% negative stories about Trump since he got elected. He has to blow his own horn and it's a big fucking horn. Just do something with that hair, Mr. President. Okay. You're 70 something.

Let it go white. It'll give you a little, you look more like a president. President. Okay, you're 70-something. Let it go white. It'll give you a little, you'll look more like a president when you're meeting, you know, high-level diplomats like Kanye West. Go ahead, talk, Jace. Don't be shy. Don't lean into the mic and act like a fucking heckler who does that to me. 833-599-6425. Call in, will you? It's friday for the love of pete

i mentioned uh the a4 mentioned nicole wallace uh she works at msnbc her dad was uh mike wallace uh one of those wallaces one of those left-leaning lying suckers of satan's peepee hole um but she said that jeb she said jeb bush should have punched trump in the face after one of the uh debates she said even if it cost him the race she says it would have been worth it and he would have been seen as a hero or maybe in your circles you cheese eater his his her talking and called him out yeah it would have been a very different i told Jeb Bush after that debate that I thought he should have punched him in the face. Even if he lost, he insulted your wife.

He came down the escalator and called Mexicans rapists and murderers. He said, well, what do you think I should have done? I think you should have punched him in the face and then gotten out of the race. You would have been a hero. Ted Cruz had his... Get out of my room, you sick cunt. Okay, maybe I went over the top of that. Colin Quinn talked to Chaz Pimentieri last night.

You guys probably don't know who Chaz is, do you? You don't? There's a little movie called The Bronx Tale that you might want to see. He did it on Broadway, and it's a fucking tremendous... De Niro's in it before De Niro became a fucking dick lapper and, you know, fuckers 9 and 11 and shit. My one column was talking to me. He goes, Hey, uh,

he goes, I've been watching that guy. You turn me on to that. Nick DePaulo. He is a funny MF. He goes, does it, but does he get in trouble for the shit he says? And Colin's like, well, yeah, he's in show business. And if you're in show business and like, this is a quote from Quinn and you don't have a far left radical point of view. Yeah. You're going to get in trouble. So of course he gets in trouble.

Can't believe we have to explain this to people who are in the business. The guy grew up in the Bronx for the love of Christ. So anyways, uh, yeah. Nicole Wallace said she encouraged Bush to physically attack Donald Trump. I told Bush after debate, punch the fucker. And she didn't say that. Punch him in the Trump in the face. And maybe if that

happened, if that happened, you know what? Might have happened right after it. This might have happened if Jeb Bush punched Trump. Hey, Ryan, wake the fuck up in there, man. Do you have the... Hey, look at this!

Donald Trump! Donald Trump! It's Trump the thumper. Oh, my God! That's Jeb Bush on the floor, taking a... What were you doing? What were you doing? I saw myself coming to the clip.

You weren't even paying attention. I just... I didn't know that that was the transition for the clip. I wasn't aware. I guess I'll have to have that was the transition for the clip I wasn't aware I guess I'll have to have you here at noontime and I'll fucking break it down minute by second by second the show fucking focus

somebody get this kid his Ritalin please I'm really fucking running short running short on patience ah my fucking elbow. Anyways, let's see that again, can we? This is Donald Trump after he gets punched by Jeb Bush. Donald Trump!

Donald Trump! It's Trump the Thumper. That's our president, and I love it. You don't like that you're not an American. That's the only time I ever watched wrestling, that clip. Later on, Ted Cruz jumps in and starts

whacking the guy with the crucifix over the head. It was tremendous. If you see clouds above the hills. Anyways, 833-599-6425. Mike, Rhode Island. What's going on, Mike? Mikey boy.

Hey, Nick. How you doing? I'm doing all right. Quick comment. I saw the video of Kanye and Trump in the Oval Office on YouTube, and one of the comments underneath, hilarious, one of the libs losing their mind says, this is what happens when Biff gets the almanac.

Back to the future. I just thought it was hilarious. I know. I have to admit this, Mike, and this is unbelievable. Now the twinks can turn on me. I have never seen Back to the Future. Oh, Jesus H. Christ. Are you serious?

Well, don't act like fucking Scorsese directed it. It was fucking Michael J. Fox. Yeah. Come on. Get with the program. I got to hang up on you. Watch the fucking movie. All right, Mike. Bye. Get with the program. I got to hang up on you. Watch the movie. All right, Mike.

Bye. Get with the program. A movie that happened in the 80s. And I can't suspend my disbelief. I don't believe in time travel unless I'm drinking and driving. So that's the answer to that. You know, I noticed since I started smoking, I have a much better radio voice. You notice that?

That's enough to keep it going. Sure, there's a little blood in my stool. But God damn it, who knows? I'll make it picked up by iFart Radio. If you see fucking daffodils, you're probably gay. Go fuck yourself on a hill. Keep on looking for the bluebird and listening for his song. Whenever able showers come along. One more time, you big girl. Stuck in my head. That song is evil.

It was written by Charlie Manson and one of the Beach Boys. And it just, I can't get it out of my goddamn head. Let's talk about government overreach, not just here in the United States, but in the United Kingdom, otherwise known as England, Britain, a shitty little island. It's always cloudy with people with bad choppers. People say, why are you reporting on that stuff? Because that political correctness that we're experiencing a a lot of time it comes from across the pond. As you know, the lib fuckfaces in this country look towards, you know, Western Europe for their political philosophies and shit.

But here is a classic case, and I'm reporting it. I know it's UK, but, you know, we've already experienced shit like this here, actually. The headline is war on choice. UK government sets calorie cap for pizzas, burgers, even soup. Restaurants and supermarkets have been told to shrink pizzas. You know how you do that? You throw them in the dryer with your pants on high.

I threw a 16-inch the other night. Took it out. It was like a fucking, like four inches. To shrink pizzas or remove toppings. Under drastic new government plans to calorie cap thousands of foods sold in the UK. Draft guidelines unveiled by Public Health England, that's P-H-E, another group you don't need, would recommend a calorie limit set for regularly consumed items,

including sandwiches, cooking sauces, pies, soups, and processed meats. While the limits would not be mandatory under current plans, and here's where the government comes in, which are part of a package aimed at reducing childhood obesity. The government has warned it would likely legislate if businesses fail to fall in line. In other words, shut the fuck up and listen to your government. We know better. Listen to us elitist assholes. We will tell you how to raise your kids and how to keep them slim. OK, Bloomberg tried it with his shit and, you know, big gulp sodas and shit. And this is America.

If I want to die from cigarettes or taking in 450 grams of sugar a day, that's my choice. And same goes for England. People are hating this. Just fucking nannies. Just, it's like grandmothers. I was going to say in the rag,

but they're not on the rag grammys um uh while the limits would not be but by the government has won it would likely legislate by steve bryan declaring the state was willing to do whatever it takes to keep children healthy and well in this country hey stevie boy i got news for you that's none of your business you're not supposed to raise other people's kids. Mind your fucking business. Did you see the little Indian girl I put up? 55 pounds at 16 months. Happy as a pig and shit.

Just happy. It's none of your business how fucking fat kids get. Unbelievable. And I'm bringing this up because we have the same mentality here. The progressives do in this country. I like big gulps. I like to be able to soak my feet in them after. That's how big they should be.

After I'm done drinking, there should be enough fluid if I can rinse my feet. Fucking Blomberg. Ah, but the kids are getting fat. Give them a steady diet of wieners like you live on, you big fucking... Oh. Some ministers, including the chief secretary to the treasury, Liz Truss,

have voiced opposition to the interventionist anti-free market drive to change the public's eating habits by the so-called... And this is coming from the Conservative Party in the UK, which recently brought in an unpopular sugar tax, the likes of which researchers point out penalize the poor and have never reduced obesity anywhere. lead for children at PHE. Highlighted figures, big figures, fat figures, people with horrible figures showing the proportion of children leaving primary school that are considered obese has gone up. Ooh, from 3.2% to 4.2% from 2006 to 2007. This shows why the government has taken drastic action. There are no grounds for complacency.

There's no grounds for you, period. Stay out of fucking people's houses, cabinets, refrigerators. Jesus, the fucking arrogance in these people. It could mean less meat on a pizza. It could mean less cheese. It could mean a smaller size. Consumers are saying they want smaller portions and healthy options. All the tweets are saying that's smaller portions and healthy options. No, they, all these,

all the, the, all the tweets were saying that's fucking bullshit. Absolute horseshit. Listen, listen, I want you guys, listen to this logic.

We, we know that just having healthy options on the menu won't change the nation's habits. We need the default option to have fewer calories. The default options for peaches are margarita and pepperoni pizza, so we need them to get healthier. How can you get healthier than a margarita pizza? It's got fresh basil on it,

you dickweed. You can't get healthier. I don't care if there's a fucking pork shoulder on it, dipped in gravy. Mind your fucking business. That's what I say. Although, I gotta be honest with you, we do have evidence that there

we do have evidence that there is a little bit of an obesity problem in the UK. Take a look. We have actual footage. We have actual footage of obesity and uh uh

ever see that sketch a guy sitting there eating for like two hours and then john cleese i didn't show cleese bring him the wafer wife of thin mint mint. And he goes like, fuck off. I can't eat another bite. And he gives him the wafer and he talks him into eating it. And there are the results. But the point being is government has no business telling you that. And my other point about calories and you know, they have, they list the calories now and the menus and do you notice when you look at a can of food or a box of food and you and you look at the calorie information do you notice that it's in the metric system and the people that have the most obesity of poor people who have about a fucking second grade education do you really think they know the difference between a milligram and a gram of sodium?

Or, huh? Let's start there. Put pictures, like they do on the registers at McDonald's. Put pictures so people can understand. Picture of Rosie O'Donnell when she was 10, then at 15. And, you know, shit like that. You ever think about that? Did you ever think about that did you ever think about that

I'm your kid brother I was stepped over you're my kid brother not the way I wanted it hey let's go to Boosty in New York Boosty welcome to the show how's your onion hey nick what's going on um i just wanted to ask you um about the meeting with uh

kanye president trump yesterday uh who gives a it's just interesting because uh really i i you know i thought it i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i guy out of Rhode Island. He was actually arrested, did one year jail for an illegal handgun. And he was saying that it's just one of those things that black people like to carry guns. We know that there's a problem in Chicago just by, you know, the news doesn't really like reporting it, but there's a lot of black on black crime. And I think Kanye was, you know, saying that as well well and i think the media just like is like not on his side at all they're just trying to make him look like he's nuts and that's basically it you know that trump brought him in there to make him look stupid yeah so i was just

thinking what we what opinion on that all right i'll give you i'll give you my take uh boosty um trump did bring him in there to make him look stupid but for a purpose kanye west is out of his fucking mind okay yes he said some stuff that was true and all that um but trump being the genius that he is of people surrounding him said let's bring him in there okay let's bring him in there and Okay. Let's bring him in there. And we know once he speaks, because we know he likes Trump and whatnot, the left is going to go shithouse, right? They're going to go crazy. They're going to react to him as Don Lemon did and all the other assholes on CNN, Uncle Tom, he's mentally ill. Don Lemon even brought his dead mother into it. Kanye's dead mother. But the point being, he, you know, he he was used in the right way. I mean, that's

how the that's how Republicans fight dirty. They don't shoot people on a ball field, a male ricin, you know, to a Democrat's house. They do it savvy like. But did you see the reaction from the left the progressives how hateful they were to kanye because he dares step off the democrat plantation and have a mind of his own i mean that's what that was all about it was beautifully laid out and uh but kanye you know a fucking year or two ago every time he was on the news every three minutes just just a fucking psychotic and uh i don't know i it bores me it bores me but um you know and as far as handguns or whatever he did bring up uh uh black people killing black people which is absolutely true and that's the type of shit that drives libs and people who are against the second amendment fucking crazy don't you think trump and his people knew that before they walked him in they know his views and um so i i just get bored with the pop culture i mean is this what this is where we are as a nation that the white president who has

a racist uh reputation you know has to sit down with a black pop culture figure. And, uh, a little, it's a little bit embarrassing, but, but I thought it was effective. It just bores me. It fucking, I haven't, I haven't heard one person from the hip hop community who has an ounce of fucking brains, not one. And don't give me Jay-Z and P Diddy of billionaires. Yeah. Yeah. They're fucking billionaires. Thanks to a bunch of record producers at Sony and fucking cowards and whatnot. These guys, if they weren't hip-hop artists, they would be janitors. Let's be honest. Ever hear P. Diddy try to talk in a conversation?

He's illiterate. Anyways. Anyways, he did make good points and the left went fucking crazy. Anyways, let's go to Brian in Florida who wants to talk about government overreach and marijuana, which I absolutely, I love marijuana. I like to eat it by the bales.

As you guys all know, I'm a real pothead. Hey Brian, what's happening? What's going on, Nick? Not too much. I'm hanging in there. Well, yeah, I was just wondering what you thought of possibly the legalization of all drugs and the taxation and the effect it might have on the black market and getting rid of crime and things like that.

You know, Bri, I used to think it was crazy, You know, Brian, I used to think it was crazy, but it has crossed my mind many times that I think we could wipe out the national debt if we legalized a lot of this shit. But what happens then, and I've done studies on that. Yeah, definitely. We've done studies over in the fucking Netherlands and wherever and in Amsterdam where they legalized shit, and quality of life went downhill in a hurry. There are going to be some, what they call... Oh, yeah, yeah, I agree. Yeah, you don't want more people fucked up on the roads. I agree with that, sir.

Yeah, but also I'm thinking that, you know, it might, like you were saying, I mean, we can sit here and kill ourselves with soda all we want and uh you know whatever whatever else we want but we can't really go use something that is just as dangerous but the government feels isn't you know isn't allowed but we can go get alcohol i i know but people don't people don't rob people for fucking soda money. You know what I mean? But no, you're breaking up, so I'm going to let you go. But thank you. Good call, Bri.

It's crossed my mind. I mean, you taxed all those illegal drugs. But, you know, and people, well, crime would come down. Not necessarily. What if I tried heroin and fucking loved it? And I was a madman on it or bath salts or whatever, or fucking Coke or whatever people are doing. I mean, you know, you're not in your right mind when, when you're, you know, I don't care if I sound old here or not, whether you're

fucking high on booze or alcohol. Yeah. But, but I agree with the whole argument. I'd rather be in a room full of people high than drunk. You know, Bill Hicks had a great bit. You're at a ballgame and somebody's acting loud and obnoxious and a little bit violent. Are they high or are they drunk? You know, I agree with that a lot. But there's also a zillion people who can have a couple glasses of wine and not get out of control. But yeah, you tax that stuff.

I would like, they should try it for, I don't know, try it for six months, tax all the shit, and just see, you could wipe out the goddamn national debt, just on the way my comedy friend smoked, you put a dent in it, so keep looking for those bluebirds, and listening for this song, and listening for their song. That song is fucking evil. It's in my mind. But the point is the government,

as far as food and shit, but I already covered... Hold on a second. I'm throwing away the good stories or the bad that I've already done. Let's talk about feminists, because they seem pretty level-headed, and they seem to have taken the Kavanaugh victory in stride, haven't they?

Did they ever stop their never-ending whining and bitching? We played Camille Paglia yesterday. If you don't know who she is, look her up. She's got a book out called Provocations. Provocations! Not for nothing, T. Fuckin' leave you 38 large on the table, no? don't know who she is look her up she's got a book out called provocations provocations not for nothing t fucker leave you 38 large on the table no uh come back with provocations it's a pretty good book t uh keep on looking for the bluebird let me play a clip of a feminist.

And they're really level-headed people. Here's a feminist clip of her taunting a cop. And her reaction. I didn't know that. If you fucking scare a feminist, she sounds just like a hawk that tried to pick up my Yorkshire Terrier a couple weeks ago. Let's listen to that again. Ever see those hawks circling a dead deer on the highway? That's a scream.

She was hitting a cop over the head with a styrofoam thing, taunting him, hit him over the head. All she did was push her hand away gently. And can you imagine? I'd like to talk to her parents and go, let me ask you, how did your daughter get to that point? Is that what she did every time she wanted something? Seriously, right, Ryan? I think she was pretending to be sprayed by pepper spray. Yeah, I know.

But the point is, there was no pepper spray. That's exactly what she was doing. What do you mean pepper spray? She was pretending she got hurt. She's trying to draw attention. The same girls that cry rape that don't get fucking raped 20 years later. That's how she gets shit. And of course people come over to her.

It would have been funny. She should have been blasted with pepper spray. What kind of reaction would that get out of her? If she got actual pepper spray in her ugly mustachioed feminist face. Keep on looking for that bluebird let me hear the bluebird again Problem. You're the fucking problem. You fucking Dr. Y onking jam rag onking spunk bubble. I'm telling you

H, you keep looking at me, I'm gonna put you in the fucking ground. I promise you. Not this time. That's from Sexy Beast if you guys, a lot of people ask me. One of the best movies ever made. Sir Ben Kingsley plays the scariest psycho you've ever seen.

Here we go. Let's stay on the feminist angle, shall we? This is a broad, I mean a chick, I mean an ugly, faccia brutta, Amina Beg. I love it. She's an ugly broad.

Her name is Beg. Should be Begvercock, like a German name. Anyways, she wrote an article in the school paper at Marquette, a very prominent college. And Kavanaugh's, she's talking about Blasey Ford, Brett Kavanaugh, blah, blah, blah, the whole thing. Kavanaugh's rhetoric, she says, inattitude during his entire testimony testimony exuded straight white male privilege.

Again, keep in mind this broad has a face like a boot. That's usually the common thread. Couldn't get laid in a Turkish prison. Kavanaugh, she says, attended the prestigious Yale University. And she's quoting, uh, Lindsey Graham. Grins. Lindsey Graham said during the hearings,

if you lived a good life, people will recognize it. Like the American bar association. Graham said during the hearing, since Kavanaugh was approved by the American bar association to become a lawyer, this apparently is enough of a standard to know someone has good character despite being accused of sexual assault.

Uh, wrongly, by the way, wrongly, you forgot to add that in there. Fudge a brute. Uh, to know someone has good character despite being accused of sexual assault. Wrongly, by the way. Wrongly. You forgot to add that in there, Facha Brute. Some white men's speech, like Graham's and Kavanaugh's, indicate that they believe this is enough of a reputation to join one of the most prestigious and high-standing groups of professionals in this country. The job should have been simply handed to him ages ago

because he has not done anything wrong. Exactly. I'm glad you're picking up on it, cheese eater. As a straight white man, listen to the hatred. How did this become racial? Again, this has been asked on cable news. I was asking it before that. How did this become about white guys? Why don't you look up the rape statistics in this country? Start with college campuses. Go to the schools that are known for big football programs, and then get back to me. Fucking whore. As a straight white man in this position of power, she says, Kavanaugh is allowed to get away with lying under oath purely because of the nature of our society. But he was proven not to have lied. The liars were the women who couldn't corroborate their stories.

It's something called due process, Miss Beg for Cock. Look it up. Your fucking whole article is, the whole premise is based on a false premise. This is who's going to marquette just bitter ugliness the white man is always right and even if he is not he has the ability to be perceived as right anyway our country has allowed white men with their higher status to get away with the very problematic words or actions in order for them to reach their goals. He's a privileged human being because he is white, straight, and male.

As an advantaged man, he's used to receiving what he wants when he wants. She's giving me a headache. You stupid fucking blabbermouth cunt! Let me ask you something, Ms. Begg. If the white man's always getting stuff handed to him and stuff, and if this country is so slanted towards the great white privileged male, let me ask you a question. How did Obama, a black man, beat John McCain,

a white war hero? Can I just ask you that? If it's so slanted toward white guys getting what they want. A guy who deserved the office 70 times more than Obama. Answer that question, Ms. Beg-for-cock. Such horseshit. How about he worked harder? How about he was born smarter? Not all cultures are equal. Ooh, dare I say that? Glad I'm on the internet.

Ugh. Heroic women, she says, have stepped forward to be judged by the entire country. They were heroic? Really? Julie Swetnick was heroic? Lying about Kavanaugh leading gang rapes at parties and nobody could corroborate? That's your hero? That's who you look up to?

You wonder why you're so fucked up? Or the other one, Ramirez? Oh, he put his dick in my face. Nobody saw it. Or even Blasey Ford, a best friend, says, I don't remember meeting him. I don't remember being at a party like that. But these are your heroes.

Good for you. I'm telling you. He allegedly told these lies because he knew that some people would not question and look past it because he's a white male who has supposedly gone through the right endeavors in life to get him to where he is. Yeah, it's called hard work.

He didn't go through endeavors in life to get him to where he is. Yeah, it's called hard work. Yeah. He didn't go through endeavors to get to Supreme Court justice. How about seven FBI investigations? How about 1,200 pages of written testimony that nobody else has ever had? How about more documents handed over than any Supreme Court justice nominee ever? What the fuck are you talking about? Get your head out of your big stinky clam and wake up and smell the coffee. You don't hear that on Meet the Press.

The public must hold Kavanaugh accountable for these lies and stop the benefits that straight white men keep receiving. Unfortunately, a white male has again been handed what he wants and escaped the consequences he deserved. Talk about bitter. Talk about bitter. Yeah, sure.

He got, she points out his grandfather went to Yale. Oh, so everybody, I'm sure. I'm sure if he had a 2.4 at Maine, like I did, he would have got right in. I'm sure he didn't work his ass off the same way Trump did. Work circles around your other hero, Hillary Clinton. On election Eve, Hillary's laying on a couch eating bonbons. Should be in Wisconsin and Michigan. Even her husband said that. Probably saying that because he had a fucking pancake waitress on the way over to the house. But

where was Trump? Where was Trump? Campaigning right up to the last second. That's how the white man wins. Stick that in your feminist pipe, you pig. Fucking hate you. Haven't even met you yet. Fucker. Let me just say this. If you see clouds above the hills, can we put him up

can we pull that one up go ahead I understand I can't help it I am obsessed with this video watching it like Bill Belichick watches game film but

I mean to beg please go back to where you came from I don't like you I don't like where you came from. I don't like you. I don't like people who think like you. You don't like me. People think like me. But I'm winning. You're losing. Shut your hole.

Go home. Make your fucking boyfriend, your make-believe boyfriend a sandwich. May come your way They bring the flowers That bloom in May So if it's raining I have no regrets Because it is raining Come on, Twink.

When you know It's raining violets So if it's raining Come on, Twink. I'll keep on looking for a blue bird And I'll listen for his song Whenever April showers come along Whoa! April showers All right. That's enough.

I do that as a punishment. I'm getting crackling, guys. Is that going out to the people at home? It is not. Okay. That's all I need to know. That's enough. I do that as a punishment. I'm getting crackling, guys. Is that going out to the people at home? It is not. Okay. That's all I need to know. That's fine. I'll put up with it.

Jesus Christ, I had better quality headphones at Radio Shack in 1974. A Tandy product. I forgot my vape. Well, let's go to Phil in Cleveland. He asked a good question, and a lot of fellas have been asking this question. He asked the question, where do I get white male privilege?

Good question, Phil. I'd say, I don't know the answer to that. Yale? I don't know. Bill, your thoughts. What are your thoughts? What's up, Nick? What's happening? Come on, Phil. Let's go.

Let's go. Get to the point. Let's go. I'm talking. I'm talking. I'm talking. Go ahead. I'm here, but as a white male about to be 35 next month, where do I get my white male privilege from? Is that what you want for your birthday?

White male privilege? Yeah, that would be nice. I don't know. What do you do for work, Phil? Yeah, where does it come from? I work at a factory. I make airplane parts. Airplane parts?

Yeah, actually, this last SpaceX rocket, I made that engine part, the main engine. Did you really? Yes, I did. I made the first stage of it. I do wax. So what? I'll tell you stage of it. I do wax. So what? I'll tell you what. So they turned my wax.

All right. Sorry. Bad connection. Sorry, Phil. What you're doing is enabling white privilege. Those astronauts, they didn't earn that. They didn't. I bet you they're all dumb as rocks.

John Glenn and Neil Armstrong, they didn't earn that. They didn't. I bet you they're all dumb as rocks. John Glenn and Neil Armstrong, they didn't earn that. Let's talk about that since you're such a hatred towards white, old white men. Those are the same old white men that put a man on the moon, who came up with the idea for the greatest country. This is where the bitterness comes from, by the way. The greatest country on the planet. And if you don't believe that, there's people of all colors trying to sneak in here. You can look at those statistics.

It's bitterness. It's the same. It comes from the same place feminists who were born kind of unattractive and don't get a lot of attention from men. They channel their anger into groups. And that's why there's so much bitterness to old white men. Yeah, we can't wait to get the old white men out of the way. And there's good luck to you. You know what this country is going to look like bitterness to old white men yeah we can't wait to get the old white men out of the way and there's good luck to you you know what this country's gonna look like once the old white

fellas are gone it's gonna look like Compton or fucking Chicago where people are killed 20 a night that's what it's gonna look like fucking Chuck Schumer, Nancy Pelosi all the lib jerk offs they aren't gonna be happy until this country looks like a third world

shithole from, uh, you know, where they're trying to steal their votes from. Then there'll be happy. Give me a fucking break. I have a brother. He's a business guy.

Okay. I got a brother. I went to an Ivy league school. You know what? They're really fucking smart guys. I watched my brother pick up his family and move, you know, you know, 10 times in five years. You think that's easy when you get kids and shit? And it's such baloney.

That argument might have been true 50 years ago or something. But with affirmative action and all the other horse shit and all the programs designed to give minorities scholarships and whatnot. I notice a lot of people now who aren't even qualified to do their jobs. That's what I see. But if you say that again, you're a bigot and a racist. So that's where all the old anti-white male sentiment is coming from. It's out of bitterness. It was white guys. is coming from. It's not a bitterness. It was white guys.

White guys who invented the idea of America. Sink your teeth around. Oh, but they killed Indians. Yeah, that's how all nations came about. They also threw Britain off their back. And like I said, the whole world wants to come here and live. Okay?

And they came up with it over a couple hundred years ago. So, please, spare me your horseshit, okay, Amina Begg, you are a sorry ass, you can come on the show too, maybe I'll have one of the twinks call you, we can debate, I'd rather have you come here in person, so after I win the debate, so after I win the debate I can throw you in my dirty pond. Somebody has to pay attention to the show. I was just reading a super chat we got.

Okay. Read faster. You want me to address it? It wasn't actually a chat. They just gave us $10. Mike Rossi just gave us $10. All right. I'll take it.

I'll buy some weed with it. See that? That's white privilege. Some guy just sent me 10 bucks. I guess I lost that argument. I'm canceling Mrs. Begg's flight to the house. Let's go to some cities where liberals have been running them, like Baltimore. I mean, you see people trying to live there? No. Who's running it? Is it old, crusty white people? No. Minority's been running Baltimore for a while.

How's it working out? Well, it looks like Baltimore. After concerns, and we went through this in New York when I first moved to New York. After concerns moving around Baltimore, the downtown partnership will begin, listen to this, placing unarmed, that's the key word, unarmed security guards at busy intersections as early as next week to calm interactions between squeegee kids, those are poor black kids, and drivers. That's according to the Baltimore Sun.

I'll repeat that, unarmed. You guys know the whole squeegee thing, right? It was big when I first moved to New York in the early 90s. You pull up to a red light, and they have them now in poor cities. I'm sure LA's filled with them. Pull up to a red light, and some homeless guy comes up to you, and even though your windshield is fine, he fucking throws water on it and squeegees it,

then he wants money. Because that's how transactions are supposed to work in the free market. They impose the product on you, and then you decide whether you want to payes it, then he wants money. Because that's how transactions are supposed to work in the free market. They impose the product on you and then you decide whether you want to pay for it, right? Yeah, no room for fucking, no room for violence there. Yeah, but they're going to put unarmed security guards to, because apparently people are having problems with this. You know, they get a little violent, you know, give them what they want, these squeegee boys. having problems with this. You know, they get a little violent, you know, give them what they want. These squeegee boys. And, uh, you know who runs that? Uh, her name is Pew, Mayor Pew, a black woman, uh, who runs Baltimore. She's the mayor. And of course she's stinking it up

naturally. Nick, what do you mean by that? You know, just listen, just listen to her ideas. Unarmed fucking security guards. Fucking crazy. I wouldn't say she's crazy. Fucking crazy. I wouldn't say that. Fucking crazy. Okay, she's crazy. Fucking crazy.

All right. Let's show Ryan, let's show the video of giving people an idea what's going on in Baltimore. This is how I did. Not interested. Pause it for a second. Let me set this up. Pause it. This is a guy who was, he got in,

you know, he was in his car and a squeegee guy approached and he didn't want it washed and whatever and got into an altercation and of course, the squeegee kid

had to get violent as they do in Baltimore. Go ahead. He was like, keep knocking. I was like, go away. Go.

But saying no and go away go but saying no and go away just led to more trouble go to the next video look what the kid this is how I did not interested and roll down the window I refused and I just like I was ignoring him and he was like started to bang the attack moved to the left front window and then to the back ending once the rear glass shattered the back window why does it always get cut off guys the second or two anyways um there's the shattered back window because this kid wanted to squeegee this guy's windshield he didn't want it and And Mayor Pew and the geniuses that run Baltimore,

which is too bad because I've been there. The waterfront's beautiful. It could be a beautiful city. But their answer to this problem is putting, you know, unarmed security guards to deal with these kids. And as you would expect, Baltimore citizens took to Twitter and this guy, Jay Lowen, on Twitter said, As you would expect, Baltimore citizens took to Twitter. And this guy, Jay Lowen, on Twitter said,

Downtown partnership to babysit squeegee kids. Really? What a load of bullshit. Either it's legal or not. If it's illegal, cops need to be there and arrest. Not unarmed babysitters. I mean, how do you argue with that logic? And then Nesta Aparicio says, um, how about we're just like every other civilized city on earth and make it against the law for anyone to approach a car in traffic. There's no way to have a great city with frightened and or hassled citizens.

I have windshield wiper fluid. I'm good. Then, okay, so that makes perfect sense. Those responses. But then here's the fucking, here's the guy that just doesn't get it. And it's the reason we're at each other's throats in this country, because there's always some fucking numbskull. Gus sent, I pay them sometimes. They've never bothered me. A lot of people have had fine interactions with them. Oh, is that right? Did you take a poll? I think the issue is way overblown, which is typical for Baltimore to focus on the tiny versus the big picture. Well, Gus, the tiny adds up to the big picture, you big dope. That's why Giuliani, when we're having this problem in New York City,

implemented the broken windows program. In other words, they would bust criminals for small, petty crimes, and they usually had records. And that's how they took violent people off the street, whether, you know, jumping over turnstiles on the subways. And it worked beautifully. And I was there. It was so bad when I got to New York. I was on my bike. I pulled up at a red light, and a kid squeegeed my face. It's a true story, but I'm just saying, Gus, Gus,

wake up, Gus. The big picture, the big picture is a result of all the little things. You got to pay attention to detail. So eventually you have a nice big picture. Can you get that logic or, well, people have had plenty of nice transactions with them. Well, how about the story you just showed you? How about if somebody doesn't want something fucking imposed on them? Are you that retarded, Gus? For the love of Christ, Gus. Is that really his picture?

Do people put their real faces on? Yeah. What did you? You said that like you know the guy, right? Is that really his picture? Do people put their real faces on? Yeah. You said that like you know the guy, right? That's 100%, Gus. I love Gus. Of course you do. Is that Motley Crue on his Facebook page? I think that's Twisted Sister.

Yeah, exactly. Yeah, so Gus knows what he's talking about. He's a twisted system. He's not going to take it. Yeah, he's going to take it. Exactly. He does take it. He's afraid to go, hey, get off my fucking windshield, dude, before I, you know. And that's the answer from the black female mayor.

Well, Nick, why are they going to bring race and gender? Because they've been running Baltimore forever. How's it going? Do you remember the riots? I already... That's racist. Yeah, well, fucking call the cops. Remember, if you see crowds of daffodils, get the hell out of there.

Let's go to Holly in Chicago. We always like having a female, uh, point of view on the male driven show. And she says her daughter and friends are getting harassed by lesbians and not white men. I wish,

uh, yeah, that's exactly right. Holly, welcome to the show. Where are they getting harassed by lesbians and where can I find them? Uh, well,

my daughter started as a freshman and I noticed she was getting like a different group of friend sets. And she was saying that last year they were getting love letters that started off just like, you know, secret admirers and, you know, that's fine. And then they slowly got extremely way more sexual. And they're like, who is this coming from? And they realized they were all girls. Can you read those? Can you read like, hey, stop it and they're like who is this coming from and they realized they were all girls can you read those can you read like hey stop it they're like hey holly can you read some of those it wasn't my daughter it was her no i don't have them it weren't to my daughter they were to some of her friends could you could you could you get a hold of them and i'll have so i don't have the letters holly could you get a hold of them please and and read them read them over the air real slowly um 14 year old love letters i don't think so oh 14 that's when they found out they were from girls

yeah they were yeah and then when they found out they were from girls they were like hey that's not cool that stopped they got totally harassed because they're like well then you won't date lesbians and i was like what is up with that so i'm like if it was a boy doing that they'd be totally in trouble right so once again somebody with left-leaning you know i hate to break everything into politics but i'm pretty feel we so once again it's somebody imposing oh no i know but somebody in the les the lesbian's imposing their view of the world, their way of life on your daughter, just like the squeegee men imposing their, again,

imposing something on somebody that they don't want, that somebody's reluctant to take, and then the people who refuse it are the bad people. Well, squeegee men, we also have, in squeegee men, we have people doing shoes in Chicago, too, which my husband lost it because he got a brand new pair of leather shoes. And somebody started spraying his feet and shining his shoes. And it was like like Windex.

Wait a minute. They're squeegeeing people's feet. No, their shoes. They'll go up and they'll spray Windex on their feet and like, oh, shine your shoes. Give me 20 bucks. And he's like like these are brand new shoes well that's unbelievable so they're doing what they do to cars to fucking people's shoes i would make the guy shine the shoes and i would film it and and and somehow somebody that would

that would be racist even though even though your husband's you know not asking for that service but he should let the guy shine his shoes and then post it and just watch the hate towards your husband. Oh, yeah. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah. All right, Holly. Get a hold of those letters. We'd like to hear from you.

All right. I love your show. Thank you. Thank you, Holly. Chicago in the house. I love this show thank you thank you holly chicago in the house i love this show i mean mama mia what's this carol in rochester gavin uh mcginnis speech got vandalized by antifa hi carol welcome to the show fill me in what happened exactly hey nick dipolo i just saw it on a YouTube channel. The Republican Club, I believe it's in Manhattan, was vandalized by Antifa, and they left a note. So, you know, it's obvious they did it.

Yeah. Because Gavin McInnes is supposed to give a speech there. Wow. I'm a little jealous. That's bull. Yeah. No, you're right. I saw a picture, and I meant to pull that story about the Republican headquarters in Manhattan, which is like the Jews, you know, it would be like the Jews having a clubhouse behind Nazi lines. I mean, and yeah, so Gavin, Gavin is a real,

I love Gavin. He's a real, you know, he believes what he believes. He's very politically incorrect, very smart, and that's interesting. So you just read that where, Carol? Actually, it was a report. There's a kid on YouTube. It's a kid on YouTube.

It's Tim Pool. He does a show called Timcast, and he was just doing the report on it. So you know what? I don't think Gavin McGinnis needed a heads up, but it's nice of him to give him that. Yeah, absolutely, and nice of you to give us that. I don't think he's worried. No, no. Yeah. But it's unbelievable.

They're getting more violent. I'd love to take the follow. No, no. Yeah. But it's unbelievable. They're getting more violent. I love to take the follow. Thanks, Carol. Same here. Hey, they're getting more violent. They're getting more fucking being spurred on by the thick-ankled dog face. And fucking Eric Holder will kick him even though he didn't mean it like that. Ba-ba-ba.

I can't wait to read a story where somebody wearing a, I don't know, a Hillary t-shirt or whatever, gets their fucking face bashed in by somebody in a MAGA hat for no reason. Nick, what are you saying? If they go low, we go high. No, no, no. I'm not going to kick like Eric Holder. I'm saying, but eventually guys, Michael Govan wrote an article in the Post a few days ago that said we're sleepwalking into a civil war. That's why I'm looking

at handguns tonight. Where? They're laid out on my bed. Some guy's showing up from the Bronx. So if you see... I'm stuck in my head. Help.

Help. Next story. Oh, this ties in So if you see stuck in my head, help, help. Next story. Oh, this is, this ties in nicely with, with left-wing violence. And we've been covering it all week. And,

uh, uh, Rand Paul, if you saw this, uh, and, and, and,

and this, this one really fried my apples. This story, when Scalise got shot, how quickly that story went away. I just want you to think, and you, and just think for a second, if a right-wing nut shot up some fucking Democrat politicians on a ball field, we would still be talking about it. Still be talking about it today. It was around for about a month, honestly. But to give you an

idea how biased the media is media is i followed that story closely and i didn't even know this uh about the shooting at the baseball field uh ran paul media covered up scully shooter shouting this is for health care ran paul kentucky revealed the shocking detail the establishment media covered up about james hodgkinson the left winger who attempted a mass murder at a Republican congressional baseball practice. According to Paul, the man who almost killed Steve Scalise and wounded four others was shouting, this is for health care.

I did not hear that. Did you? I followed that story forever. I did not. We got, I think we got Rand Paul. Take a second to cue this. When he came onto the field with a semi-automatic weapon, firing probably close to 200 shots at us, shooting five people and almost killing Steve Scalise,

he was yelling, this is for health care. He also had a list. Okay. He had a list of, also had a list of Republicans in his pocket. So, but again, Hillary says, you know, we can't be civil when dealing with the GOP. We have to get tougher. And her rapey husband said that, too. We have to get much tougher.

So where's it headed? I follow that story forever. Did not know the guy. This is for healthcare. I did know he asked, are those Republicans out on the field? That was enough for me. But the guy also had a list of conservative legislators, Republicans in his pocket that he was going to kill. You're not going to hear that on MSNBC, NBC. You didn't hear it, CBS, ABC, the New York Times, the Washington Post. Are you?

No, you have to come here. Yes. They're ignorant. That's ignorant. Yes, it is. Far left cable channel CNN also continued to legitimize violence and mob action in a number of dangerous ways. Just last month, Chris Cuomo defended the left-wing terrorist group Antifa,

aforementioned by Hawley from Chicago, as did Don Lemon. On Tuesday, Lemon said mobs have a constitutional right to harass and intimidate GOP lawmakers at a restaurant. When are you going to go back into the closet, Don? You are the fucking most ignorant person straight gay transgender on the fucking planet you made an asshole yourself with a kanye west thing but they have a right a constitutional right yet during the tea party thing you guys went fucking haywire the tea they keep bringing up the tea party that was a gathering at the dc mall of a 500000 old white people

who actually picked up their trash after they were done convening. That's how violent they are. You've got to be dog-styling me, Don. I'm sure you'd be saying that if kids... I'm sure you'd be saying... And it's not just civilians doing it. Some of the clips we showed of Ted Cruz and his wife getting chased out of D.C. restaurants, there were people involved that worked for Democratic congressmen.

I'm sure that would sit well if it was staffers from a GOP senator chasing Chuck Schumer out of fucking Fuddruckers. You'd be fine with that, right, Don? You are a product of affirmative action, Don. Fucking hack. Don Lemon. Named perfectly. Hey, Don Lemon, are you going to report on these two guys?

Two men charged with raping a nine-month-old baby and filming the attack? Two black guys? Isaiah Daquan Hayes and Darius Jamari Ice. I'm not making those names up. Two Tennessee men. Do we have the picture of these guys? There you go.

The civilians are cornerbacks for the Broncos. I'm not sure. Two Tennessee men accused of raping i'll repeat that a nine-month-old girl and filming the attack or indicted tuesday i wonder if don lemon i wonder if sean king who's upset about the sheriff in arkansas putting nike t-shirts on people when they take their mug shots. I wonder if you're going to cover this, Sean King, or Al Sharpton. Isaiah Daquan Hayes, 19, and Darius Jamari Rice, 22, are both charged with aggravated rape of a child

and aggravated sexual exploitation of a man. That doesn't even sound, like, those charges don't even sound serious enough, do they? There's something wrong with the black man's mind! There's something wrong with his mind! The alleged attack was reported to police in October 2016 after the girl's mother reported finding a cell phone video allegedly showing Hayes performing a sexual act on the baby.

She was able to identify Hayes through Facebook and turn the information over to police. Prosecutors said Ice filmed the video. Police identified Hayes and arrested him in February. Authorities said he admitted to committing the sexual assault. Both men were being held

in the Shelby County Jail. Oh, but the injustice. I mean, the justice system needs reforming. We've got to stop building prisons in this country. We have more people in prison, most of them black and brown. We've got to stop.

And yes, I know any libs that are watching or listening go, what, white people don't hate shit like this too? Yes, they do, actually. And it gets reported. Imagine if it was two white guys doing it to a baby. Huh? And filming it.

Again, you would have heard about it. Maybe two old white guys. When I say old, you know, 40 and up. Think you would have heard about it? I think so. Again, due process. They have to have their day in court, but since he admitted to it, I want to

can we, I believe in due process, but if somebody admits to it, like, can we just shoot them right there, or light them on fire, burn them alive? Seriously. Well, no, because then the cops would make them confess, and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Finally, tonight, on a Friday, God, am I hungry right now. I'm going to go upstairs, and I'm going to eat chicken frozen. I'm not even going to thaw it out. I'm just going to fucking, I'm going to put a stick in it like a chicken popsicle and just blood and all. Remember, no show Monday and Tuesday. So, you guys.

Anyways, finally tonight, Elk Grove. This is in California. Parents are getting a sneak peek at new textbooks heading to Elk Grove. This is in California. Parents are getting a sneak peek at new textbooks heading to Elk Grove Unified School District, but some say lesson on honesty about San Francisco drag queen caught them off guard. Jesus Christ.

Fucking quiz! Hey, hey, none of that. I know a few drag queens in the village. They're good people. They can dance. They have hands like Aaron Judge, feet like Herman Munster, with beautiful singing voices. Did they research who these heroes were?

Greg Burt with the California Family Council. California law, listen to this, now requires, oh my God, California, public school curriculum to include contributions from LGBT people and certain cultural groups. It's a law now. In other words, political correctness is now legislated. Un-fucking-believable. Unbelievable.

So what you're saying is, if you teach history or a group of black kids about George Washington or John Glenn, the astronaut, it's not effective because they can't relate. No, if you follow this logic, you have to include,

right? Does that make any, and I'm just saying this country is founded by white people, so you're going to have a lot more white heroes, but we're teaching your kids that, no, you have to, people have to look like you to make it interesting in your reading, I have had it up to here, I'm moving to Jerusalem, I want to make sure that it's age appropriate, and I want to know what is going to be taught to my child,

said Carrie Harrell. She's a mother of a kid that goes to this school. Bird has an issue with a second grade textbook called My World Interactive by publishers, blah, blah, blah, it doesn't matter, on the page with Martin Luther King Jr. and Abraham Lincoln, the name Joseose julio saria appears he's widely believed to be first openly gay person to run for public office one

page highlights saria saying he decided to be honest he told people he was gay and that sometimes he's dressed as a woman he was the first person to do this when running for office it inspired other gay leaders to run for office too. Well, isn't that special? That's fine, okay? Because this isn't an issue about whether you like gay people or approve their lifestyle. It's about what your kids are being taught and who decides. Ryan's looking at me very

angry right out of the corner of his eye right now. He thinks this is terrific. The point being, you have a right when you're sending kids to school. Sexuality, that's something you can handle as parents. Remember the birds and the bees? Now what is it? What's the updated version? as parents remember the birds and the bees now what is it what's the updated version it can't be birds and bees

you're looking for blue birds or something low birds and and chlamydia i think it is but um the point being and and with this story has appeared stories like this for the last 10 years they teach in second grade is i can believe this, handing out brochures about how to prevent them from getting AIDS. Seriously. That's called indoctrination. That's all this is. It's under the guise of we have to include everybody.

And that's fine. I mean, if there's some legitimate heroes, but who gives a fuck about this? Anyways. Here's why they don't think she's a good role model or he or whatever. I just don't think

Elk Grove parents already are interested in having this second grade is not honesty from a drag queen who has a criminal record, Burt said. According to a New York Times article, Saria was arrested on morals charges in 1947 in a public bathroom at the St. Francis Hotel. I am not anti-LGBT, said Carrie Harrell, a mom of three.

I love all people. She told the TV station she's simply concerned about teachers discussing sexuality with her seven-year-old. It needs to be dealt with appropriately. Yeah. I'm sorry. I'm with her seven-year-old. It needs to be dealt with appropriately. Yeah. I'm sorry. I'm with her on that. Yes, but some of them don't have good parents,

and they're not going to... Just show them the Wayne Newton clip. You want them to keep them on the straight and narrow? Anyways. I don't think it's the school's place. I don't think it's the school's place I don't think it's the government's place to tell you how many calories your kid can eat or the school's place to teach your kids about sexuality

call me a fucking old crusty white man that is it folks five shows Monday and Tuesday like I said what's up kids we have a few super chats that we haven't had a chance to get to okay all right address them all right you got to do that as they come in yeah we're trying to find out sorry folks who have been sending me we're trying to find a better system to

work them in there but this is what we got right now so will miller says just let people carry guns and open up the self-defense laws and i guarantee you there will be no more squeegee guys okay sounds cute and um there are states that have you know you know conceal and carry and they have guns in their cars and shit and unfortunately those aren't the ones with the squeegee men because it's like Arizona where it's always sunny but no I mean he makes a point I mean in New York when crime was out of control they were squeegee men was sort of a symptom of the problem. And Giuliani cleaned it up in a second. I mean, in a second.

I told you how he did it, with the broken windows way of doing policing. And it worked. But once again, the liberal jerk-offs like Cory Booker and everybody else, the Hillarys of the world, saw something racist in it. But yeah, just drive around. The guy pulls out a squeegee. Booker and everybody else, the Hillarys of the world, saw something racist in it, but yeah. Just drive around. The guy pulls out a

squeegee. The guy brings a squeegee to a gunfight is what you're saying. Good point. Go ahead. Alright, Jason Ramirez says, what are your plans for the games tomorrow? Friendly wager? My plans are to celebrate after, Jason, and console you next week when you call in.

No, I can't wait, dude. Let me tell you something. I was bragging about the Astros. Don't make it like I'm B1. I was bragging about how good the Astros were last week. But I'm glad that we get another shot at them. But they have, like I said, their ERA for their starters is number one

in the American League and their bullpen, too. And they lead in strikeouts. And the Red Sox better not just rely on J.D. Martinez and a few other guys. You've got to have Brock Holtz and guys like that coming through to beat these guys. But let me tell you, Chris Sale versus Verlander, that is a fucking matchup of the ages.

Is it not, mi amigo? Is that it? Two more. For the love of Christ. What am I, a 12-year-old fucking Vietnamese girl making sneakers for Kathy Lee Gifford? Go ahead. Might as well be. Sorry if I butchered his name.

Flo De Se Bear. Yeah. Says, you and Owen should be guests on each other's streams. Also, I'm thinking Nick De Bear, if you go on his, I guess, as your... That was almost the worth of time you took to read. I know. That sounds dirty, first of all, me and him sharing a stream. That only happens in bathhouses if you try real hard.

But I've been on his show. He's been on my show. What the fuck more do you want from me? But, okay, next. All right, and Mike Rossi says, My name is The Twinks, and I have no balls to speak up to Nick because I'm afraid he will fold me in half and bury me in his septic tank. I would not fold them in half.

They go in whole. Okay? No need to fold them in half. I would fucking, just like, I would hold them by their feet and just drop them in and just splash. That was so funny when we did that to poor Jason, because he had his face over the septic tank hole and some dirt fell in and a rock, and literally my shit water splashed in his face.

And nobody knows he got jaundiced in 111 fever. We put him in ice. That's it for the week. Thank you guys. What's that called again? Super Chats. Super Chats. Thank you guys.

Seriously. We'll figure it out. We'll work him into the show. So it's more relevant to what we're talking about. That's it for the week. I won't see you guys. Seriously. We'll do it. We'll figure it out. We'll work them into the show. So it's, uh, you know, more relevant to what we're talking about. Uh, that's it for the week. I won't see you guys till Wednesday.

Wish me luck. Hope I don't butcher this thing. We'll talk about it on Wednesday. All right. Remember you think it, I'll say it. You're welcome. I see you next week. Thank you. And bright stars through the desert and sky

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