The Nick DiPaolo Show - Walz, Frey Created Minneapolis Mess | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1845

Episode Date: January 27, 2026

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Yeah, let's do that again. You and I would put me the same, counselor. Welcome to the live lineup. Did I even say this part yesterday? It feels very strange to me. You get my show, obviously, Lauder, who I just look at his numbers. Like yesterday's show,

he's got almost 800,000 people from yesterday's show. Don't look at mine, but that's because Rumble, They treat me right one day And then they fucking you know For a week I'm not on the big screen Anyhow whatever I'm 60 fucking 3 If somebody told them I could sell coke and get away with it

I'd do it tomorrow Now I'm busy tomorrow I'll do it the next day Anyways a lot of a crowd All the other great shows you see there And if you want it ad free Sign up for Rumble premium So follow my channel

Download the goddamn Rumble app And I know you did one thing right And that was Polk the old lady Hello So today I'm going to be talking about Trump. He's got new demands for Waltz. I guess they're on the phone with each other. And I wouldn't trust the word that communist little fucking faggot says.

Also, the left is really unhinged to the point where they're bringing politics into the medical world. So in other words, if some jerk off doctor is a Democrat and hates Trump, he'll look at your records and he'll see you bump a stick and then put too much fucking, you know, anesthesia and the anesthesia cup. What? You know what I'm saying? We got ball liquor, bad bunny. We're going to, because he's going to do the halftime show. And you know who decides on that shit with Goodell JZ?

Who better to, you know. And we also got a scary footage of a baby falling out of a car that made me jump. I just don't know. The parent and the people, I don't know. It's probably why I didn't have kids because I could see my kid. My sister, Gina, when she was little,

we were at McDonald's, she fell out of the fucking car. And my brother had thrown a coat out of the back window to stay. And my father fucking felt backing. He thought he backed over my sister. I remember. She fell out of, she was only like fucking three, but it wasn't in traffic at an intersection in L.A.

It was in McDonald's. You know, if we backed over her, there was a dumpster right there. Bang. Oh, come on. Anyways. So, yeah, I was just looking at the headlines and the story I would have grabbed. Well, first of all, that pretty guy, pretty or the dead guy, turns out they already had a history with him, Ice.

They had an incident where I guess he broke a few ribs. So he's not the, once again, not the fucking angel. Can I go, I'm going to go off in a cup here. I can't take it anymore. I don't, and again, my phone is sabotaged. I can't turn it on without. And I go on X. I understand it's a sewer.

But I'm getting nothing because they know apparently what triggers me. I am getting nothing. And 80% of it, 85% of it is white fucking chicks with glasses who just have a chip on their shoulder. Because, again, mostly unfuckable. There's a few fuckable. They are the most hateful. And I'll say it again. It's why I wasn't crazy about Christy Nome being whatever, you know.

And she's great. She's a great governor. I understand all that. but when it comes to fucking violence and stuff like legal immigration, the military, if you haven't been in a fit, even a fist fight, which is even, I'm just saying, you see these people, these women talking into the phones, they've lived the most sheltered fucking life. And a lot of them, you know, overeducated, which made them stupider.

Because the longer you stayed in the system of education, the more left than retarded you became. but you even hear the people that are filming the incidents on the street going oh my god we get a clip of some broad who picked up a fucking bang what was it the what's the thing called flashbang and blew her hand off but the oh my oh my oh my oh when when when that guy got shot what the fuck do you can tell they've never been in a situation i always bring up a fight because even in a fight you can get her pretty bad and you have to make a decision quick where you're going to throw the first punch or get punched or what you're going to do

if they got you know I mean I'm just saying they fucking lack all of that you can tell by the reactions to fucking street violence or whatever's going on you killed you fight without even fucking without even knowing and they're just so sheltered at least on the right you got guys that were former cop I'm talking about all the people

cops fucking military guys I saw Joey Jones on, I think it was the five yesterday on Fox News, and that Jessica Tarloff, the lefty, goes off on, and calls ICE murderers for what happened to that fucking guy. And he waited his turn. Joey Jones, if you don't know, had lost both his legs in fucking Iraq or Iran, whatever. So he knows about making split decisions and having your life on the line and shit.

And he lit her up. And she had nothing to say. because how are you going to argue with a guy who lost his fucking legs? And he's still fighting the fight. And she clambed right up. And even another woman on the panel, I forget, it used to be Trump spokesman, the cute blonde. She said to Jessica, you're calling them murderers. You were just yelling at Trump and Christy Noem for calling that guy a domestic terrorist before they knew all the facts.

and you're doing the same thing she is. I mean, she got beat the fuck up. Again, another girl overeducated, grew up in Manhattan. Not a bad, she represents her side well, even though every conclusion she comes to was fucking wrong. But, you know, super educated and just, again, what does she know about street combat or whatever the fuck? You know what I mean?

Dallas knows. Hey, look, I get shot with a BB gun, I asked for it when I was 10. Remember I told you. I had my buddy. I had a Daisy rifle. I said, took my shirt off and I ran down.

I go pump it. I said like one or two. Don't fucking. I'm running and waiting to hear it. I feel like stuck in this kid. Anyway, I'm not comparing that to what. But I'm just saying when you got liberal-educated white women, Karen's, as they call them,

they have lost their minds. And again, thanks to feminism. You know? because a woman's instincts and go up for it, but I say, nurturing. It's the better part of us, by the way. You need women to keep society and animals at bay like men.

But they were talked out of that, saying, you're going to stay home and you... Again, not to bring up the Sopranos again, but Janice, Tony's sister, was like a fucking hippie. She lived in Seattle and lived in a commune. She comes home and sees Carmela, who's a housewife. And starts to lecture Carmela. and Carmella straightens her out of course.

It's just, I'm sorry. But holy shit. I should just, I wanted to show you my phone. I was just going to go to X and watch video after video after video. I will show you one, and you're going to want to shoot this woman. She was in a medical feel, right? That blonde twat. She said the fucking grossest thing about Caroline Levitt,

a girl being pregnant and what she hopes happens to her. Imagine that's a professional. I think she lost a job. Lexi Lawler. Again, sounds like a fucking porn star. Anyways, what's that? Yeah. Anyways, you guys know this from yesterday.

I didn't get, but Holman is headed to Minnesota and Trump called Christy Noem in, and apparently Noam insisted on like a two-hour conversation with Trump yesterday, which he gave her. Look, I'm going to be honest with you. I like Christy Nome's attitude and the guy Bovino.

He was also in Minneapolis with her. Like, they both had to leave Minneapolis yesterday. He went back to the southern border or whatever. But they both believed in, supposedly this is where they differed with Trump. They believe in arrest in anybody here who's illegal, whether it's a rapist or a murder or somebody working at a store who shouldn't be here. And, you know, Holman said, we're going to get the bad guys. first and blah, but I'm sorry, I'm with Nome and whatever on that. Get clear the fucking loaf fruit.

I mean, you're going to get them, you want to get them eventually, whatever. But things obviously spiraled out of control. I don't really think so. Guys are doing their job. And if anybody argues, you on this, this is the first thing you say to him. Let me ask you a question. Is sanctuary city? Is that legal?

You just declared we can have, no. You can't impede the facts. They have something called a supremacy clause. You know what that is? The feds overruled state authorities. What happened to that? Tim Walz and Fry are telling the fucking ICE what to do? What the fuck is going on in this?

It almost feels, again, scripted. Ew. Anyways, Holman, boy Holman, Captain Happy, he headed to Minnesota. And, again, for Christie, Nome and a third round draft pick from the Dolphins next year or from Mexico. Trump makes four demands yesterday. We didn't get to this to end Minneapolis chaos.

And like I said at the beginning of the show, he talked with walls. And apparently they had a good talk. And I did see today, last night, there were local cops. I don't know if it was Minneapolis are right outside Minneapolis. Anyways, there was protests outside the hotel where ICE was staying. And they were arrested some of them. So again, but even if that's true, Friar Waltz did that just to appease Trump and then, you know,

anyways, he made four demands to end the, Trump did to end the chaos in Minneapolis. Here is our favorite, a favorite spokesperson since Dana Perino, the lovely Caroline Levitt, right out of New Hampshire, I believe. Where were these broads when I was fucking drunk up there in Nashua? She's got to tell you what Trump's demanding. It is President Trump's hope and wish and demand for the resistance and chaos.

That's why President Trump spoke with Governor Walsh directly this morning, and he has outlined a clear and simple path. Walsh was at the guy to call you. Law and order in Minnesota. Number one, Governor Walsh, Mayor Frye, and all Democrat leaders should turn over all criminal illegal aliens currently incarcerated in their prisons in jails to federal authorities. Can you imagine we have to ask for that?

That's how it's supposed to work. Do you understand that Fry, the governor, and jerk off wall said antagonize ice? And Trump said, this is my only beef with Trump. He said a year ago before he implemented this, anybody that

impedes is going to get arrested. Back it up, man. And all this looks bad. I understand about the midterms. And if it wasn't this, it would have been something else, folks. This is how it works. If you look at the history of America, if the Republicans have the White House and the midterms, they get blown out and vice versa. Again, it feels very fucking scripted to me.

Go ahead. Along with any illegal aliens with active warrants or known criminal histories for immediate deportation. Number two, state and local law enforcement must agree to turn over all illegal aliens who are arrested by local police. And then thirdly, local police must assist federal law enforcement in apprehending and detaining illegal aliens who are wanted. What an outrageous request. Crimes, especially violent crimes. If Governor Walson, Mayor Frye, implement these common sense cooperative measures that I will add have already been implemented in nearly every single other state across the country. Pause. Great point there.

None of this chaos going on anywhere else. Hmm. Why is this different in Minneapolis? Oh, you got a China lover and a fucking sickening Gen, what is he? Millennial? Fucking leftist piece of garbage. Go ahead.

Customs and Border Patrol will not be needed to support ICE on the ground in Minnesota. ICE and local law enforcement can peacefully work together as they are effectively doing in so many other states in jurisdiction. She's not as good as Karen Jean-Pierre.

Remember that little black Muppet? President Trump and Minnesota, Governor Wals, there he is. He's a fan. Jazz hands. Apparently they struck a conciliatory tone on Monday. I can't even talk to it. After a private phone call and a sign of the two sides were seeking to diffuse a crisis over the Trump order deportation drive that has claimed the lives of two U.S. citizens in Minneapolis.

Who got in no way? who again finish the sentence who were impeding the fucking job of federal cops this is this one's blow in my mind how it doesn't even get brought up why these these things are happening in another apparent signal of a thaw in the standoff a senior trump administration official confirm reports that gregory bovino a top u.s. border patrol official who has been a lightning rod for criticism from Democrats and civil liberties activists, which means he's probably doing his job, will be leaving Minnesota,

along with some of the Border Patrol agents, deployed to the Midwestern state. I bet he's bummed about that. I bet he's bummed about having shit thrown at him in minus 12 degree weather at night. Now he's got to go to the southern border where he did a great job, by the way. The official who spoke on condition of anonymity

said Trump's designated border Zah! Tom Holman. There he is. Look at him. He's like W.C. Fields with that. The munchy nuggets. My little chickadee would be tasked with overseeing the Minnesota operations. Trump said early in the day that Holman was being dispatched to Minnesota.

And Holman said, You fucking people. You have no idea how to defend a nation. Later on Monday, a different person familiar with the matter, said Bovino has been removed from. his role as Border Patrol Commander at large, and will return to his former job as Chief Patrol agent along

California's El Centro Sector of the U.S. Mexico border. Boy, he'll be fucking bored out of his tits. Ain't nothing going out up there. DHS spokesperson, Trisha McLaughlin said that. Who? Trisha McLaughlin. Who? Trisha McLaughlin? You get the idea

that Trump likes to be surrounded by smoking brides, who are very bright on top? Find me the equivalent of somebody on the left. in a position that high profile. What do you mean? Elon Omar. She's beautiful.

Nice fucking 5 o'clock shadow. Wipes her ass with a bare hands and then makes you fucking, you know what, Peterbread. Nick, that's horrible. It's funny. Look at her. She's a soap opera star.

And she's a spokesman. That's what I like. She's not out there pretending she's sheriff. DHS spokesman, Tricia McLaughlin, disputed those reports, posting on X. Chief Gregory. of Bovino has not been relieved of his duties.

Following his phone call with Waltz, Trump said he was on a similar wavelength. Well, that scares me with the Democratic governor. Really? You take a trip to Mars, did you, Donald? Weeks after ordering thousands of heavily armed federal immigration agents to the minis. I don't know who wrote this. And this is like from the post. The fucking country is pretending there so far.

anyways, agents to Minneapolis, St. Paul area, in a deportation drive over the staunch opposition of state law. Shut the fuck up. And again, I believe I got this from not a left-leaning pay. It might have been the BBC. I don't know. Wall's office said he and Trump held a productive call. Well, Wals was in the waiting room waiting to have a PAPS mayor done. The president said he would consider reducing the number of immigration agents in the state.

He said Trump also agreed to direct the U.S. Department of Homeland Security to ensure that the state could conduct its own investigation into the Freddie shooting. I don't like that. They're ignorant. That's ignorant. Why would you ever trust them to do that? Are you fucking, that's what I'm saying. What about the supremacy clause? Why would you let the state level?

Why would they be doing an investigation? Leave it to the feds. Let them put a spin on it if they have to. This is war. All's fair. You're going to fucking, are you kidding me? Can't wait to see that report.

They'll say, he also stabbed the guy in the neck. You know, Trump and Minneapolis mayor, Jacob fucking ball-licking Fry also said they had spoken together by telephone. Fry said Trump had agreed.

The present situation cannot continue. And why is that, stupid governor? Why is that? Because you're a sanction. state, you asshole. None of this had to happen. It's all on you.

And that goes out to you fucking lefty jerkoffs who are complaining. It's on you. You voted for asshole. Biden. He let in 15, 20 million people from third world shitholes. And this is

Trump cleaning up his fucking mess. And you're trying to pin it on him. It's that easy. And why I can't why I don't hear that every day coming out of fucking, you know, the two right-wing outlets that we have. That should be on a loop around the clock. They should be showing footage of people coming over that river on those boats, on those trains.

I'm sure you'll see those on commercials come campaign time. Anyways, Fry's, he agreed the present situation can't continue, adding that it was understood that some federal agents will begin, begin leaving the Twin City. Are you trying to take credit for that? He doesn't give a fuck about the two people that are dead. You understand that, don't you? And I'll say it again. We said it yesterday.

These aren't people. This isn't an organic uprising, protesters. There is organizers of goddamn NFL. They're on phones, encrypted chats, dropping off food at certain places, letting people know where the ICE is staying, what their cars look like. This is an insurrection. But it really isn't an insurrection because to be an insurrection, you'd have to actually

it would actually be people who believe in capitalism rising up against the but it's not these are fucking Marxists so I don't even call it an insurrection I guess you do this is an insurrection

how many people died on January 6th and I'm not talking about the cops that had a heart attack after one person a female vet shot in the neck by an unhinged black cop

so this is already more violent if I'm Trump I'll be out there going, this is worse than 9-11. Throw it right back in their face. This is worse than Pearl Harbor combined. I mean, you love to hyperbole. Spit it out there, Trump. Boys and girls, if you like this show,

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these bulletproof, tiddy things. All right, let's get on with it. Give this idiot a hand. So we'll stay in Minneapolis for this story, but it's a good story. To me, it's a heartwarming story.

I read this and it made me hard. Terrorists thought it was a good idea. No, somebody wrote an article that sounds like I wrote it. I thought it was a good idea to pick up a flashbang before it exploded and won the Darwin Award of the day during yesterday's insert. Well, she didn't die. She can't win the Darwin or no one.

Nothing's going to top the guy that pulled the coke machine on top himself. Do you remember that? That's the one that made me laugh harder than... What do you say at that, Furnal? He died doing what he loved. Screaming out of a fucking 2,000-pound soda machine. How did he die? He was trying to grab a mountain dew.

He pulled F5, but wouldn't come out. It was his setup. Anyways, let's take a look at this lefty, so-called, you know, protester. And again, like I said to you earlier, and this is a girl, I believe, right? A woman. Probably, you know, they grow up playing video games and listen into MSNBC and watching all that shit. And feminism telling them they can do anything a fucking guy can do. And then they go out to the streets when the shit really goes down.

And they do something like this. Oh, what's that? Incense? She picks up a flashback. Check it out. Look, her hands blown off. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. She lost a couple of fingers. Oh, my God. Shut up, you bitch. Is that a guy or a girl saying that? Fucking homo.

Oh, my God. Oh, my. Do you realize, do you remember the player? Was it Paul Pierre? Paul, what his name, for the Giants? on 4th of July, about 8, 10 years ago, had a fucking M80 or half a sticking... What was it? I think it was an M80.

Went off in his hand. Do you remember this? I showed the fucking picture on the show. It almost made me throw up. His hand was a piece of... They were missing fingers and you could see bones sticking out. What did he do?

Motherfucker. God damn. Somebody caught an ambulance. Fucking... He was... just holding it. Like if you and I had a, you know, I'm just saying, I know that fucking hurt and I'm

glad it happened to her. I wish it went off in her little ass. Huh? Yeah. We had audio of her going into the hospital. Stop. Who is the other person talking to?

Anyways, again, I hope she gets infected. It goes into her blood and she dies. And I mean that right from my heart. Put it right out there. I don't give a fuck. Let's go on to something different. I'm not sick. You are. I guess I mentioned this earlier.

Good for the show that's not supposed to be political. These are too good to come on. We're in World War III. I'm not going to know this. I will not perform anesthesia for any surgeries or procedures for MAGA. It is my right. It is my ethical oath. And I stand behind my education.

Who said that? Florida nurse, Eric Martindale. Oh, male nurse. reminds me of meet the parents fucking Gaylord Meet Dr. Falker here He wrote that on Facebook This is an anesthesiologist folks

Do you understand that? I own all of my own businesses And I can refuse anyone But here's the thing You're not running a fucking You're not running an RBS or a mom and pop bookstore, you dink. You're in the medical field.

You had to take an oath The first thing is, do no harm. arm. Do you even realize that? Are you that comfortable that nobody's going to fire you? I have to believe, unless we've lost our minds, this guy's career is over. I don't even know if he get fired. We're going to talk about a woman who got canned. This stupid guy, but who's going to go? Are you going to go to this guy, this hospital where he works? Because this is a type of asshole, and only the left is doing this. We'll go through your file or just look your name up, Google you. can find out.

Oh no, that's a picture of the guy at a Trump hat that I'm about to knock out. Hope I don't put too much of the fucking juice on. After the post went viral, Wink Martindale conveniently claimed he was hacked on, first he, you hear how cocky he was with a statement? It's my business, I can do what I want.

Apparently, got some real blowback. So he goes on Facebook like a little bitch and says my Instagram and Facebook was hacked. Huh? He's lying. He's lying. That's scary. Where they're taking this?

Then there's the ignorant gash. That's what it said, the paper. I didn't write it. Lexi Lala. Boy, does that sound like a pro wrestler. And again, she's got the glasses that say, I'm offended by anything with a penis. Excuse me.

Waste a nice tits, too. Where do you hear what this hateful twat had to say? Disignor and Gash, Lexi Lull, the labor and delivery nurse. She's a labor and delivery nurse. Where Baptist Health, Boko Raton, Regional Hospital in Florida. Let me say that again. Baptist Health, I think she got canned. Boca Raton, that's Ratsmouth, ironically, regional hospital in Florida was fired last week after she took to social media.

I got to hand it to her, though. like mean phrases and they I'm pretty good I can really hurt somebody's feeling it's been a gift since third grade um she took to social media to wish bodily harm to our pregnant white house press secretary the great caroline libit in a video referencing levitt's upcoming delivery luller again this is a nurse a labor delivery saying this about a pregnant woman because the pregnant woman doesn't vote like her listen to this And this was, you know, I've done many roasts. Sounds like a line went out of, if there was a pregnant roast of there, I would have let them,

let's say Rosie O'Donnell somehow got knocked up. Nobody would believe it scientifically. It's impossible. Can't shoot a load into somebody's balls and have it penetrate. Can you? Anyways, listen to what, and I'll say it again for hatefulness. I mean, this flowed like a fucking Edgar Allan Poe. Go ahead, you whore.

As a labor and delivery nurse, it gives me great joy to wish Caroline Leavitt a fourth degree tear. I hope that you fucking rip from, bow to stern, and never shit normally again, you cunt. I'm sorry. Angry. It's ripped apart. Mother of God. I couldn't have said that better about, I don't know, I'm trying to think of a woman that's not gay on the left. Elon Omar.

We know she blows her fucking brother. Can you imagine saying that? Excuse me. And putting it on the internet. Here's my take on this too. She's canned right now, but this will blow over. She'll dye her hair. Change her look, right?

And you'll never know. And all of a sudden you're going to see dead babies. What's interesting is there both, these people are from Florida, which is a very red state. So. Oh, yeah. You know how many people live in Florida that still vote? God knows where she's fucking from.

And it's that age, too. Again, feminism. I blame it all. I've been saying it since I was 22 and couldn't get laid one night. I said, it's a feminist whores. It's worse than the racial problem. I'm telling you, it's the most insidious fucking thing that's happened. It's ruined the women's lives.

Even the nice ones are now cranky because they're like, They found out, you know, they were preached by all this shit, and they went out there and go, I got fucking, after about two years of working every day, they're like, what the fuck? I didn't have to do this. I'm 36, 2436. What the fuck am I putting in 60 hours a week for a guy for? Anyways, can you imagine saying that? Ripped from Bautister.

Reminds me of a dump I took, by the way. I had to have it sewed up. What did they call that, apisiosomy? Something with Ziti. Would you trust this? lady to help deliver your baby? That's a question. Listen to the person I wrote this said.

Apply that exclusionary wicked policy to skin color, religion, or ethnicity, and you'd be what? A bigot. That's worse than a bigot. Somebody goes, I don't like him because he's black or Hispanic. I don't like him because he's white. That's not as evil as what she just said. To wish that upon our angel.

Anyways, but because the left, claims a monopoly on compassion, which they do. I'd say that to all my liberal jerk, our friends, why you think you guys cornered the market on empathy. They really do. They're so fucking arrogant. I remember Rush Limbaugh saying this. When you argue with a liberal, they start with this. They are morally superior to you. That's where they start the argument. Prove that wrong. Anyways, in reality, not only our expressions like Lawlers, a gross violation of oath, they erode the foundation of our civilized society. That's a good argument.

There seems to be a troubling rise in mixing politics and medical care. And we talked about it for years now, about illegals in the emergency room going ahead of you. Remember, they were actually putting in policies where if you're white, you actually were served last at some hospitals? it's just an undercurrent. It's always been there of Marxism, whatever, whoever really thinks there's a better form of government. And they all have the same thing in common. They never had their life on the line,

been in a fight, or been to another country and seen how shitty it is. They might have been for a week. Hey, we've got a place in Vietnam, man. It's where, yeah, okay. Stay there a month and tell us about it. Just last week, three NYPD playing closed detectives reportedly hassled by staff at NYU Langone in Cobble Hill, that's a hospital, New York,

because the health care workers mistook them for ICE agents. These are people that are doctors, security. They went into the ER, the ICE guys, I mean the security guys, after being spat on by a drug suspect in what should have been a routine visit quickly went south. two of the detectives heard members of the hospital staff, I'll repeat that, members of the hospital staff, say something to the effect of believing that they were ICE and that they should seek care elsewhere.

The hospital later expressed regret for how the situation was handled and reaffirmed our commitment to continue providing the highest quality care to the New York Police Department and all law enforcement agencies. Yeah, who are you going to call? And this happens a lot, you know, in big cities when a nutbag comes in, right? In an emergency room, they've had it before. You've seen it on the cop shows.

Guy comes in with a gun into the emergency room looking to kill or whatever. Yeah, who are you going to call? Ghostbusters? I'm so funny. It makes me hard. There have been other doctors fired posting anti-Semitic rants that call into question their ability to render care without bias. I'll tell you, people, they're nuts.

They are unfucking hinged Some lady went One of those things I'm talking about She goes And again a Karen Perfect white woman glasses You trunk You people who voted for Trump

Oh there's going to be payback Oh it's going to be You have no idea Once he's out of office They'll be back We will be going door to door And asking you If you supported Trump

And then see what happens Yeah do Huh? I was going to say, could you make it any easier for us Ritey's to win the war? You won't get up my fucking steps. You won't even. I'll shoot you based on your glasses. If you got those Janine and I like Janine, I always use her though.

She has the good. Her glasses. Anyways, yeah, you will make it to the fucking my front lawn. I'll have my dog sick you. Sheepoo, about seven pounds. Fucked up teeth, but it's tough. shit's anywhere it wants. Gives me the paw. Let's move on to something. Government overreach.

Cars operating under the influence of what? Government overreach. The federal government is moving closer. To giving your car the authority to decide whether you are allowed to drive without a warrant, without due process, and with no guaranteed way to reverse the decision once it's made. Huh? You heard me. and that is happening because Congress across party lines, by the way, has failed to stop it.

This is not about defending drunk driving. It is about stopping a government overreach that treats every driver as a suspect. It was written into law under the Biden administration. Surprise, surprise. Once again, the Dems want to be right up your ass. These are the people that used to get pissed when you talked about gays. They were like, get out of the bedroom. It's none of your business.

Okay, get in my car. fuck. Not my business. I've been driving drunk every weekend since I was 18. Do it very well. I killed like one Puerto Rican family, but they were having a picnic on the median strip in New York City on the 4th of July. I went around the fucking George Foreman Grill. A chicken ran in front of me and I took down their tent. True story. It was written into law under the Biden administration 2021 Infrastructure Investment in Jobs Act buried deep in section 24220, which is written. directs the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration, didn't even know there was one,

to mandate advanced drunk and impaired driving prevention technology. I think, you know, we have something like that. It's called a designated driver, you fucks. Sure, every time I had one, the designated driver passed off before I did, but that's not the point. And all new passenger vehicles. I guess I'm going to be holding onto my car forever.

In plain terms, listen to this, folks. It requires, this sounds like something out of the UK. It requires systems that continually, continuously monitor drivers and can prevent a vehicle from operating if impairment is suspected. They're always on the, the government, people on the left always will decide what's a fact and what's fake. Now they're going to tell you whether you're driving. No breath test is required. No police officer is involved.

The judgment is made. That's right. by software. Fuck you and fuck you. Who's next? Once flagged, a vehicle may refuse to start or restrict operation.

Here is the most troubling part. Why don't you do this and put them in Chinese people and they buy cars? Have some facial recognition. The eyes, give it away. They can't pull out of the... That's all.

Federal law provides no clear process for getting out of that lockout. Your car will lock you out. There's no required appeal, no mandated reset timeline, no human review. This is where we're headed? I'm so happy I'm 64 in a week or so. What am I? Saturday.

I'll be dead soon, folks. Honest to God. I drive my neck. I wake up in the morning. You should see me coming down. By the way, I had to Google. My legs tremble now coming down stairs. And I googled it, and I'm sure enough, if you're over 60, there was like three different

causes for it, but one of them is called sarco pania, I think. Yeah, suck your penis. Sounds like a question on Jeopardy. Yeah, Socrates. Socrates. Yeah, my legs tremble. And again, after the age of, what, this one said after the age of 40, I think. No, this one said 50.

You lose like, I don't know, three, four percent muscle every 10 years after the age of 50. And my legs, I got to be honest, man. I was looking at my legs and they look way thinner than they did, I'd say even two years ago. I still, I mean, there's still muscle there,

but I've shrunk and I know you're thinking it's the fucking, anyways, I hold on to the rainland. And I thought it was because, look, I did P90X and all that shit forever. And I thought my knees, the tendons and shit are getting weak. That's what I thought. But I was reading the symptoms, all this shit. And, yeah, psychopenia, something like that.

Just a couple other names for it, too. Anyways, drivers can find themselves trapped in what critics have been begun calling a kill-switch jail with no guaranteed path to restore access to their own car. This is not targeted enforcement. It applies to every driver, every time regardless of driving history. How fucking, yeah, that's fair. That alone should raise constitutional alarms.

Oh, are we still following the Constitution? Drunk driving laws already exist and they work. Ignition interlock devices have long been required for convicted offenders, and there are 31 approved interlocked systems currently in use nationwide. I think that's enough. And mostly in Irish neighborhoods. It's a true story now.

Those systems require a breath sample and are imposed only after due process. Section 24220 discards that proven targeted approach and instead subjects all drivers to preemptive punishment, including those who do not drink at all. I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore. I'm going to have a drink. To comply with a mandate, automakers may choose from a range of technologies. Listen to this. Driver-facing cameras that track.

eye movement. What? And again, that won't work on Chinese people. And head position. Does that count down my wife when I'm on the highway and she's between my mama matz? Software that analyzes steering, braking, lane

keeping, just my regular driving habits I'll be busted. I switch lanes without I even looking. I get the bird before I'm even on the highway. Come on. Or touch-based alcohol sensors embedded in the steering wheel. Or start button. This is a man. This can't. This is no way. You fucking steering wheels are going to say,

ugh. You're drunk. Mine's going to say, wash your hands. None of these systems determine guilt. They calculate probability and then deny access. I dare them to fucking pass this. And like they said, both parties haven't stopped it. This is not a passive safety feature like an airbag. It is a government mandated preemptive denial of mobility enforced by an algorithm. And that's where we're headed. Yeah, but how about all the people that'll be saved? You know, else I noticed? And I've said, and again, I'll sound out at the risk of sounding old.

Not only Gen Z, the millennials, and maybe even the ones before that, first generations that I've noticed that don't look when they cross the street. They assume you're going to stop. Anybody notice this? I mean, we were raised. You look both fucking ways. Even if there's nobody coming, you'd do it again. I can't tell you the number of times I've been down here, downtown,

and I get six drinks me, getting away with it. And I'm pulling up, and the light turns red. They don't even look to make sure. What if I'm looking down at my phone like most people are? Do you see what I'm saying? They just walk assuming giving me the benefit that I'm going to, the benefit of the doubt that I'm going to stop. I just, I noticed.

state in New York, too, when I go down the comedy cellar, headphones on, even people without headphones on, they walk right in front of your car while you're still pulling up. It's fucking, again, you parents suck. You're so lucky I don't have kids. Because I suck and I don't even have kids. What? I don't know. Let's move on to my favorite performer of all time. Bad Bunny, the ball licker.

Say that three times after you have a dick in your mouth. An insider report claims that Puerto Mexican musician, bad bunny. By the way, there's an update to the... Look at him, he's terrific. That shirt's fucking gayer than... That's a nice top.

I heard a guy say that to another guy and I don't think they were gay. That's when I considered moving out of the country with Rosie. I swear to God, fitting room at the mall. It's a nice top. What did you fucking say to him? Matter of fact, are you a top or a bottom after that comment?

So look at this. This is gayer than Don Lemon's sphincter after a glory hall visit or whatever. Made no sense. Anyways, that's bad, Bunny, Puerto Rican, so everybody can relate that, you know. By the way, let me remind Roger Goodell, the NFL got this big generations of white people. Yes, I understand black people. they're 85% of the league and all that. Although it doesn't matter.

White people, white fans, white TV viewers. We still outnumber everybody. That's how it got so huge. Why are you spitting in our faces? Oh, come on, Nick. You just don't like him because you're real fucking mediocre. Not even. Like Pitbull.

How the fuck did that guy get famous? I mean, unbelievable. Anyways, he plans to make the Super Bowl 60 half-time show off. awfully political. That's what it said in the fucking article. Who gives a fuck what you think? That's a good point. Benito Antonio Martinez Ocasio.

Can I ask you Hispanic people, what's the deal with the 11 names? Are those all like stepfathers and shit? Also known as Bad Bunny stirred controversy for most of 2025, both before and after being named as the performer for the big game. This included telling audiences they have four months to learn Spanish. Oh, yeah, we'll get right on it there, goo gobler, to understand his performance and releasing a parody of President Trump and his music video song, Noai Vial, on the 4th of July, he released that. The NFL has no idea what's coming.

This is his people talking, his representation. Now Outlet Radar said that the members of the musician's style team have revealed the plan. on delivering a political thunderbolt during the halftime show. What kind of thunderbolt in a Puerto Rican? What's he going to do? Like take out a switchblade and stab one of the dancers? Nick, that's an old stereo. Yeah, I know, but whatever.

Look at this piece of fucking cheese. Inside is described as a stylist and member of the singer's glam team. I had one of those for this show. I fired him. I said, I looked tired. Put a wig on me. We had fuck. Alleged that bad bunny plans on wearing a dress

during the halftime show to honor Puerto Rican queer icons. Yeah, because we can all relate to that, right? That's an actual picture. I got to admit, though, this morning I read, and I said to Dallas yesterday, we didn't get to the story. I said, you can't be saying all this shit

before you do the performance. You know what I mean? You're supposed to, you can't tell him. And today, they said he won't be wearing a dress. you got some phone calls. And I know you're going, well, Godell's woke and all that shit. Yeah, but he doesn't want to offend the base. He tries to play both.

Don't you watch the opening of, what is it, Monday night football when you got Chris Stapleton. I can feel it coming in the air tonight doing the, you know, Phil Collins song. And Snoop. Don't you see what they're doing, trying to balance it, even though, again, we make up 66% of the country. They make up 13%. But, you know, I understand. There's a big audience. But, but, yeah.

Especially, you know what the whitest audience is at all the sports? WMBA. Because the tickets are pretty expensive and whatever. And they love to love, you know what? What? Anyways, yeah, he's going to do a tribute to a queer icon, Puerto Rican, Generation of Drag Resistance and Cultural Rebellion. That's what he's going to do.

I suck. I'm not. Yum, yummy, yummy, yummy. A second source also explained he's not playing it safe. You don't say why he's not going to wear a slip. The NFL has no idea what's coming. Zero. Now they do, you dinks.

Do you understand? You're bright Puerto Ricans. I told Dallas you go out. You don't, this is, look, I wrote for the Oscars for Chris Rock. He used to even do it on his HBO show. There were some jokes, obviously, they're like, you can't do that. You have to hand in your work. So it'd hand in fake work.

even at the Oscars. They had a whole thing. They made you put the jokes in the rehearsal and the fucking teleprompter and he has to like go through them. But, you know, savvy bunch of guys over there. We put in a bunch of jokes that he wasn't going to do. They're like, yeah, those are fine.

And then you let your shit fly in the live thing. Then you get smacked in a face. That's how you do it. You don't announce, hey, I'm going to fucking shock the world. An apparent third source listed as only a, pal of bad bunnies, said that the critics are free to complain, but the dress is already being sewn, but like I said, they backed off on that. The NFL, I predicted it by the, the NFL has been accused by the president of passing the responsibility of the booking onto the

promoters as the content seemingly is at odds with the league's core fans. What did I just say? You know who the core fans are? Country fans. As far as country music goes. Apple music, the NFL Nation, that's Jay-Z's company, I believe, announced that a three-time Grammy Award when a global recording artist, Bad Bunny, will perform at the Apple Music Super Bowl, 60-half-time show. Do you remember Janice Jackson and the tit falls out? You don't think that was planned, folks? Do you understand how much publicity got? They're still talking about it.

I kept freezing it. I didn't see nothing. At Levi Stadium and Santa Clara. That's a week from this Sunday, folks. where the Patriots are going to shock the world again. Yeah, they, uh, although I just read something disturbing about Drake May. Apparently, he fucking heard his shoulder. And they're showing the play with the guy that landed on him in Denver.

Uh, he might be banged. But Brable said, we're all banged up. Yeah, but this is your quarterback. And Denver's going, yeah, how's it feel, motherfucker? Don't worry, he'll be fine. You shoot him up like a wounded deer. Like in the NFL in the 70s. They would go at halftime and take fucking,

they would just shoot shit at the, you know. Walt Garrison played with four broken ribs in a game that was like 12 degrees. Fucking tough. He's the guy that used to do rodeo. A real cowboy for the cowboys. Anyways, let's move on. And I'm so proud of my Patriots.

Nobody expected it. Nobody. All right, let's move on. What's the headline? Baby off board. You mean on board? No, baby off board. Terrifying video.

I had to show you guys this. Shows a toddler flying out of a car in the middle of a busy intersection in Fullerton, California. This could have come onto West Coast stupid, but I'm sure it happens everywhere. The tot's mother, Jacqueline Hernandez, what, only one last name, 35 years old, was busted Monday on felony child abuse charges as the shocking. footage circulated on social media, the mom can be seen in the footage rushing out to grab her 19-month-old child. You understand that, folks? That's just a little over five years old.

Nearly causing a collision with the car behind it. I was just talking about people crossing the row without just assuming that you're going to stop. You'll notice it now that I brought it up. your attention. I always lean on the horn sometimes. Fucking headphones fly off. What the fuck? Anyways, I'm an asshole. I know. Let's take a look at this video of this baby, again, falling out, not in a driveway, not on a side street in a quiet neighborhood. You know, this is at the corner of Fight the Power and die Whitey Avenue in some dirty neighborhood.

Go ahead. Roll tape, son. Let's take another look at that. Can we? There's mom. Mom of the Year. Mama Luca the year Watch Look at How does she not run over her own kid almost? What is that kid thinking? Let's see that again. It's like porn for me.

I love this. I'm not a big kid fan. And action. I'm kidding. What do we have fucking old equipment? Did it fall out of the front? It did, didn't it? There's a weird invention.

They call them baby seats? Right? Holy fucking moly Anyways, I think you get the idea They interviewed the mom, here she is The incident took place on the morning of January 20th when Hernandez Black SUV made a left turn At the intersection of dumb fuck woman

And stupid parent avenue Malvern Ave and North Euclid Street And the small child fell from the passenger side according to the cops. The toddler, I love this though, was taken to a nearby hospital and is expected to make a full recovery, although mentally it'll be screwed up.

Days later, a witness came forward with the information that led to Hernandez's arrest, according to the Fullerton Police Department. They took care of that one in a hurry, huh? Anyhow, finally tonight, do I get time? you sure uh sari mind your fucking business is the headline

Google has agreed to pay $68 million to settle a class action lawsuit arguing that it's voice activated assistant secretly recorded smart device users in violation of their privacy yeah this has been going on forever

me and my wife were talking about like St. Bart's once and fucking 10 minutes later ads for St. Bart's came up I know they have footage me yanking it somewhere. I know. Verizon's waiting to find out my politics. I don't care.

I'd look right into the camera. I go, first of all, I'm not even that famous, so who gives a shit? Anyways, the tech giant was accused of illegally recording and disseminating private conversations after its Google Assistant tool was triggered so it could send them targeted advertising.

I think that's what they use under the guise of monitoring our behavior. You know, like China does? Only they're open about it. They follow you everywhere, face recognition. I think this is what they use is an excuse our government. Google, which is only supposed to record when a user says phrases such as, hey, Google or okay Google.

Those are safe words, by the way. When my wife's got me tied up and spank me. That's my name. Or when someone manually pushes a button on the device, inappropriately recorded personal conversations when these hot words were not used without the of the users of Google smartphones, home speakers, laptops, tablets, Chromecast, media players, your dishwasher, your fucking broom, even wireless airphones, okay? Shut up, mind your fucking business and shut up.

Exactly. Users claim they were targeted with ads based on things they had said when they had not attempted to trigger their smart. Are you guys just figuring this out now? You guys been trying. I can't believe people. Yeah, I just got. I bought one of those things. Siri, turn on the lights. What are you fucking retarded? You're going to take the chance of somebody listening in on you because you don't want to walk over and flip the lights with or even.

That's right, I'm old. Google did not acknowledge any fault but said it decided to settle to avoid the uncertainty risk expense, it inconvenience and distraction of lengthy litigation. Lawyers from plaintiffs may seek up to one-third of the settlement fund. Oh, here we go. So the lawyers will get about 22.7 mil, as far as legal fees go. I think we're getting to the core. Apple reached a similar settlement.

Listen to this. This ain't the first time with smartphone users back in December 2024 over its virtual assistant Siri, the nosy bitch, for $95 million. Google has also settled other privacy complaints in the past, including one reached last spring when it agreed to pay, 1.4 billion to Texas to settle a lawsuit claiming the company collected users' data without permission. Are they done? No. It was also ordered in September to pay $425.7 million for invading users' privacy by collecting data on millions of people who had turned off a tracking feature in their Google

account. Are you done? No. In 2024, the company agreed to destroy billions of data records of users' browsing activities. Boy, that's the one that'll get me hung. To settle a lawsuit accusing it of tracking people who believe they were browsing privately, including incognito mode. That's not too misleading.

Do you get the, do you guys pick up the pattern here? Let me explain it to if you don't. What Google's doing is going, $425 million. That's like $11 to us. Pay the fine. We keep doing it. What had happened again? How much they want?

$600 million this time. Give it to them. We have to sell these people's shit. They can afford that. It's a drop in the fucking bucket. And they'll keep doing it. That's all I got for today. It's enough for everybody.

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