The Nick DiPaolo Show - White FL Cop Shot by Black Thug | Nick Di Paolo Show #561

Episode Date: June 24, 2021

Peter Daszak caught on tape. John McAfee McDead. "Karen" movie.

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comes right directly to this show. I thank you guys again. Oh yeah! Welcome to the big show, final day of the week on a Thursday. How are you folks? Good to be with you. Hey, did that sound different to you, Matt? Music-wise? Yeah.

It did, right? Yeah, that's clearer. Yeah. We have a new cable that's made everything much clearer, folks. So the sound drops, it's going to be like they're in the shower with you. Or on the turlet or in the SUV, wherever you listen to this stuff. That's what people come up to me after the show. I listen to you in the shower every day.

My husband won't shut you off. Well, well, well. As long as he doesn't shut you off, bitch. Listen, good to be with you. What do I want to talk about? Oh, I don't know. Again, NHL hockey. I should be a spokesman.

Islanders last night, Tampa. Can't get a better sport as far as I'm expected. I don't give a shit. Overtime, they steal it. Of course, I say to my wife, it's 1-0 Tampa. And this isn't a second period. I go, if the Islanders win this, it'll be an overtime and they'll steal this game. Bing, ding, dang. You know what that means? I've been watching too much

of this shit since I was two. I'm a soothsayer. Let's get right to it. What's the first headline today? Lying cocksucker COVID scientist, Peter the douche Daszak caught on tape. He was caught on tape, a liar. Peter Daszak, a chief architect of the disinformation campaign surrounding COVID-19's origins, admitted to faking figures while soliciting Obama administration funding for Chinese communist-linked EcoHealth Alliance group, which he runs, apparently. So he, you know, he fucking...

He double-talks something. You get some money out of these people. You have a warmy cocksucker, you know that? And he's the one who lied about the origin. This guy's a bad guy. He's bad, but he's a scientist, and he worked with Obama. Daszak, who was removed from the Lancet.

I got removed from that, too. They caught me doing dentistry in Oakland. Lancet's a medical thing for fucking doctors. The Lancet committee, he was removed from it due to countless conflicts of interest within the Wuhan Institute of Virology.

Made the comments while speaking on a June 2020 episode of the show This Week in Virology. Is the comments while speaking on a June 2020 episode of the show This Week in Virology. Is that like virology in the city? Oh, This Week in Virology. Oh my god. Again, I'd like to be that smart, but not a, not a, you're that nerdy. But here he is, fast-talking somebody in the administration. He's telling a story how he did. He's on Zoom. And like people his age and my age,

we forget that whatever lives on the Internet lives forever on it. And he's up there bragging about how he doubled. I wrote this. Watch this. It's kind of cool. Policy director was there from the White House, Franca Jones. Franca Jones, woman.

I kind of faked it a little bit. I said, look, I've got a piece of paper with the number on it. I did actually, we just calculated it the day before. So I had this piece of paper, and I kind of pulled it out and said, it will only cost, you know, $7 billion. And I saw it right down the number. I thought, wow, this isn't so crazy. But obviously, it means a lot of money. Seven bill. but obviously they're having a good lot of money seven bill just kind of pulled a figure out of his ass and then when she wrote it down he's like my god she's considering it holy you're a real crumb god help me give me the money you

hear me you hear me i gotta come here give me the money so he's been denying that it came from the lab and because he has a financial interest in it. Commander Franka Jones, seen here, she looks like the third, looks like David Spade. It's David Spade! That's Franka Jones, who was listed on the White House visitor's logs reviewed by the National Policy, who was the director of medical programs for the Department of Defense's Chemical and Biological Defense Program. Under Jones' tenure, listen to this nitwit brought in,

the Defense Department shipped live anthrax spores to labs in several U.S. states and military bases. Do you fucking believe it? It's a scope. It's a scope. It's a scope. So that's sort of, if she's dumb enough to do that, it's no surprise Do you fucking believe it? So that's sort of, if she's dumb enough to do that, it's no surprise this guy fast-talked her out of some fucking... What is she... Can you imagine mailing anthrax? That's what terrorists do. What if some guy at Amazon's drunk and he gets a package mixed up and you hand it to your kid on the fifth birthday?

Good Lord, there's a bunch of dead clowns on the front lawn. All kinds of dead children. How dumb is that? Like big giant shoes, rubber cigar, anthrax spores all over you. EcoHealth Alliance, a Fauci-funded, so you know it's on the up, but a Fauci-funded group led by Daszak, likely executed these ambitions through its collaboration with the Wuhan Institute of Virology on collecting samples of killer bat coronaviruses. Subsequent studies

led to a lab-made coronavirus that could infect human cells with a pandemic potential, according to the journal Nature, which Faucici knew all along but again uh once you know money is involved uh so he knew it could kill us all i kill you i kill you right now kill me i'm right here kill me okay i come with two chopsticks i shove up your ass oh two chopsticks come over here talk to me in the face that guy actually sounded disappointed when he said two chopsticks. Oh, two chopsticks. While the date of DASAC's OSTP, that's Office of Science and Technology Policy, is not specified, White House visitors' logs reveal that he met with medical director of the Defense Department's Chemical and Biological Defense Program, Franka Jones, on February 21st of 2013.

That long ago, they knew this shit was, you know, dangerous. The six-hour meeting proceeded in August 29th, 2013. Keynote address from Daszak at an OSTP event, according to EcoHealth Alliance tweet. And something doesn't smell right here. Are you saying he knows nothing about these matters? To my knowledge, nothing.

I'm going to find out what the hell happened here. All right, this committee is now adjourned. No, it isn't. I'm staying on this. Peter Daszak, he's been hiding for the last few months. It's amazing, huh, when you've got money involved. He throws out a figure and franken jones a dumb broad that she is okay okay anthrax through the mail that was the biggest takeaway

from that article i can't even fuck what do you do yeah fedex overnight uh nine day delivery ground server how do you what do you depends who you want to kill, I guess. And how'd you like to be the assholes at the post office? You know, they work in there for dental and retire early. Get a nice whiff of that. I don't know.

A lot of corrupt people in the world. And you know what? COVID exposed a lot of them. Oh, here's a corrupt person has nothing to do with COVID though well kind of because it's election related uh rotten Rafson Berger a purger I don't know how to say his name Rafson Berger hiding something as usual Garland Favorito I've never heard a name a first name that doesn't go with the last name like that Garland Favorito, I've never heard a name, a first name that doesn't go with a last name like that. Garland Favor, I know of Vinny Favorito, a comedian got chased out of Boston by a few guys for gambling dots.

Garland Favorito is the co-founder of Voter GA. It's a nonpartisan, nonprofit, all-volunteer, dues-free organization that has led the election integrity movement in Georgia for 16 years. Well, you failed real bad the other fucking... Do you feel guilty when you hear that? These guys are like, you know, it's non-profit and blah, blah, blah. They're sort of just doing it like... I'm useless.

I'm up here bitching about how they, luckily some people are on it, on the case. I just, 16 years though he's been involved. So I don't know if he was asleep at the switch last time, but no way, no way fucking more people voted for Biden. We all know that. If you vote for me, all of your wildest dreams will come true.

It's Marco Rubio practicing his speech. In March, a Georgia judge ruled that Favorito's group, Voter Georgia, or as a GA, would be allowed to unseal the Fulton County, Georgia ballots and inspect them for invalid votes. Then in April, Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffsenperger, once again, petitioned the court to keep the Fulton County ballots sealed. Hmm. Now why'd that be? Why'd be that? Why'd he be doing that? Favorito at the time accused Raffsenperga of being in cover-up mode by his recent

actions yeah you don't have to be a detective to figure that this guy's as fucking dirty as my pants not this guy the other guy rafson pook uh but it was evidently worse than we thought according to an explosive report by paul sperry at Rio Claire Investigations, Rafsenperger defied court orders and tampered with ballot boxes in Fulton County after the judge had issued a protective order over the ballots in January. Who does this guy think he is? Fucking bitch. He sure is.

Garland said he was not surprised with the story reported on Tuesday. Not all, it says, not all we had been aware of. He says, unquote, it's not all we've been aware of for a long time. Let me clarify. We have been aware that they had claimed that they had done that. Garland said this must have occurred after they spoke with Susie Boyles on January 7th. Boyles had signed a legal affidavit accusing Fulton County of counting ballots she described as pristine. That means they're no good. That did not appear to be legitimate ballots. Garland added this on admission by the state officials. It sounds like they are admitting they tampered with the ballots in violation of Georgia law.

Well, call yourself detective, Mr. Favorito. Garland Favorito then told the Gateway Pundit that his team is discussing what to do with this latest development. We are discussing what to do with it. Oh, I don't know. I don't know. Bring it to court again. What do you do? It just gets swallowed up in the fucking bureaucratic wheel.

Jim Hoff, who I dated in high school, Jim Hoff, he says, so you might take action, but you haven't decided? The guy interviewing Garland Favorito. Favorito says, well, we haven't decided what action should be taken. I would think that the judge would want to know that they concealed this activity from him when they submitted their amicus brief in our case.

That was around the middle of May. Jim Hoff says, they hid that from the judge that they tampered with some of the ballots after they were told not to. That sounds like a very big deal to me. Uh, and I agree. So I think, uh, what's his name? Rafsonberger is, uh, he's going to be finished soon. Time is running out on him.

Bye-bye. Ted man walking. And then favorito says, yeah, I thought it was a very big deal too. Boy, how to add something to that fucking paragraph. That Raffensperger. But he was out, remember? Now, a couple months ago,

when they wanted to do this shit, he was on TV pretending, yes, let's take a look at the votes and stuff he's a slippery motherfucker i don't know you know he's definitely look i gave you the benefit of the doubt like twice already so this is it you either tampered with him or you didn't and so where's the question you bring it to a judge. I don't know. Apparently, though, it's not just Georgia. There's a bunch of other states coming.

Who knows? Who knows at this point? All I know is Joe Biden might be the best president in my lifetime. This guy is sharp. I mean, his improbability is off the charts. Physically fit. No scandals, no skeletons in his closet. Are you shitting me?

You could assassinate him with an air horn. Just sneak up behind. Fuckin' teeth go flying. That was an old Dick Cheney joke. Because he had the bad heart. He used to murder in 1856. Fucking teeth go flying. That was an old Dick Cheney joke. Because he had the bad heart. He used to murder in 1856. I'll tell you the most interesting story.

Yesterday, I thought in the news. You guys know who John McAfee is? Well, he's McDead, motherfuckers. Mc-motherfuckers, I should say. Software tycoon John McAfee. He came up with the antivirus software. Computer, one of the many. And I like this guy. This shit, I've read about him.

He's a real, what you call, rugged individualism, like Teddy Roosevelt type. You know what I mean? Fucking no bullshit, smart as a whip. And he dead now. He ain't that smart. He died from an apparent suicide in a Spanish jail cell Wednesday. Sent a he sent a cryptic tweet last year. It said if he was found hanged behind bars, he says, a la Jeffrey Epstein, it would be not fault of mine, he says.

In other words, he's tipping people off. They wanted him dead. The government. I am content, he was tipping people off. They wanted him dead, the government. I am content in here. I have friends. He's talking about the Spanish jail. The eccentric entrepreneur tweeted on October 15th, the food is good, all is well. Then he puts in quotes, know that if I hang myself a la Epstein, it will be no fault of mine. McAfee, 75, was found hanging in his Barcelona cell Wednesday, just hours after a Spanish court ruled that he would be extradited to the United States to face federal tax evasion charges.

He hasn't paid them in quite a while. But do you really believe he hanged himself? I don't. I just don't. I think, especially this guy with a zest for life, he had a lot of dirt on very powerful people. Let that be a lesson to you, whatever your name is, the broad that's in the Epstein case, Maxwell. Officials said they ruled out foul play in his death. I don't know.

You know how we could, you know, I don't know. I'm guessing there might be some cameras in prisons and we, you know, we never get to see that footage, do we? Anyways, they ruled out foul play, according to El Pais newspaper. His October 15 tweet referenced millionaire pedophile Jeffrey Epstein, who hanged himself in his New York jail cell in 2019 while awaiting trial on sex trafficking charges. But the October tweet was part of a long string of posts on Twitter by McAfee since he was jailed in Spain that month, many of them making light of his situation. In his most recent post, McAfee retweeted Father's Day greeting from his wife. That's his wife there. I saw a clip of them at

an airport somewhere where they were getting hassled by TSA, and he's like outside with a gun and laughing. Some people live such an interesting life. Happy Father's Day at whatever the fuck, that's his wife Janice wrote. Though you are spending the day in prison, know that you are loved and appreciated. Most of the tech giant's posts, however, were about prison life. Prison, he says, is no worse than living in your mother-in-law's house, he wrote on October 23rd, with an overbearing spouse and 10 children. I like this guy. Pretty good shape for an old man.

Prison rule number three, he tweeted a week later, never snitch to the guards for any offense. That's not number one. I have been, he says, I have been moved again to an even more undesirable cell block. And my new friend said, I'm guessing cellmate, if someone steals from you, stab them when they're not looking. I think that was Matt's quote under his high school yearbook picture. Stab them when they're not looking. That really is the best time you think about to stab somebody.

Because when they're looking, they move around and you can't hit your spot. End up pricking their forehead and eyes. Oh! This show is going as good as yesterday's

was bad as far as technological. Everything is clear. In a post-January, he bemoaned his circumstances and questioned the severity of his treatment he says I've been three months in a Spanish prison and this is all I hear and I need out. No, he says, if I could choose a place to be, prison would not top my list, he said. If lawmakers were required to spend a single day in prison before being allowed to make laws, penalties for nonviolent crimes would be drastically less severe.

Are you implying that your infraction was not that, was just a little innocent? Guy's a rebel. That's all he is. With a lot of brains. McAfee was named in a 10-count federal indictment in Tennessee in October and charged with evading millions of dollars in income taxes.

Now, he's living in Tennessee. He's probably shacked. I'm guessing he took advice from Willie Nelson, who's living in Tennessee. He's probably shacked. I'm guessing he took advice from Willie Nelson, who's always in Nashville. He was arrested by Spanish authorities that month and jailed pending a decision on his extradition.

I think we might have seen the last... Well, he's dead. What am I saying? He was hiding something. Something was not good. Bye-bye. See you, Mr. McAfee. Love your product. They say in other articles, folks, I'm just going to throw this in. There was a tweet. I don't know if it was him. It said QAnon right after he died. I don't know if it came from his account or not. I can't remember.

Apparently, he also made statements how he had a ton of dirt on very powerful people, and the government was giving him not so not so should we say secret of warnings about that they

wanted him dead. That's what he says. The government would give him phone calls and something about kill yourself in prison. You know, real subtle shit. But so he had a ton of dirt and a lot of people. I don't believe, I don't know. That guy just seems,

even in the prison that one picture he showed you, you didn't look that unhappy. But you know what? Coming back to here and facing those charges, he's going away the rest of his life. He's in his 70s. They were going to give him 30 years. But I don't know.

Don't you at least come back and hope something happened? Hope you get a jury that's, you know, slanted. As in, I don't know. I don't know what to say anymore. I'm so confused. How about Britney Spears? I'm not doing a story on her, but that whole conservatorship that was all over the news last night. I find it hard to care about it, but fucking really evil, the old man. She hasn't been able to make up, she hasn't been able to fart without his permission, like the fucking, and Rose McGowan, right? She's no, although she's really changed since hashtag me too.

She was on with Tucker Carlson. At the last minute, she called into the show, said she wanted to be on. And she was saying, you know, defending Britney Spears. And she was really eloquent and good looking. It was just weird because Rose McGowan, you think celebrity left wing actress, not what she kind of was. But I think the hashtag shit woke her the fuck up. And she actually seemed like she was actually grateful to be on with Tucker.

But it was an interesting conversation. And, you know, Britney's parents are using her as like a mule. She works every night for the last 10 years so they can live a nice life. It is kind of bugging evil. I should go talk to her personally for about a week in her guest house. Chocolate-covered strawberries and champaignia. All right, let's move on, kid. No, no, no, no!

She still looks delicious, by the way. Hey, in our FLA segment, not a funny story, but violent murdering thug on the loose Daytona Beach area. Florida police officer is critical after shot in head, I heard grave, manhunt underway for coward suspect. A manhunt for a suspect was underway in Florida on Wednesday night

after a police officer was shot in the head while on duty, according to reports. What the fuck, man? Florida? Everywhere. Country is as violent as ever. The wounded Daytona beach officer was rushed into surgery in critical condition. Let's pray for the guy. Police searched for the suspect, identified as Ophel Wallace, 29.

You guys want to guess his race? Put it up there. Who was considered armed and dangerous. Now, a guy like that, you know, I would never guess he was into criminality. Oh, Nick, what do you say? You know exactly what the fuck I'm saying. Judge a book by its cover. You can't have dreads and gold grill work

and be working at Kinko's. He's considered armed and dangerous. The Valencia County Sheriff's Department said in a release. Want to hear from the, what is it, the sheriff? Let's hear from the sheriff? Let's hear from him. I don't know what you're smiling at, watermelon. On arrival, he contacted a coward that was sitting inside of a 2016 Honda vehicle with a California tag on it and as he was escorting him out of the car at some point the suspect turns and

shoots my officer one time in the head the officer is currently at halifax hospital in grave condition i have over 500 officers that have responded into the area this entire county is on lockdown until we track this coward down. I love it. Calls him a coward, which is exactly, it's not a strong enough word. See, that's black and the cop was white, by the way. But yeah, who cares? That's just, I'm sure, I'm sure Brian Stelter will run with that. Officer was found on the ground with a gunshot wound after he stopped responding to his radio while investigating suspicious

incident in the area. Daytona police chief Jakari Young called the suspect a coward in a late night press briefing and said the suspect shot a few officers after the night press briefing and said the suspect shot at the officer after the officer was just speaking with the fucking jerk.

Who's an animal? Your mother's an animal, you son of a bitch! We actually have some footage from the officer's body camera released by authorities that showed the officer approach the suspect when he was sitting in his car. Here it is. How's it going?

Do you live here? What's going on? Sit down. Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit. Sit, sit, sit, sit. Sir. Can you sit down? I'll talk to you. Stop. Pause.

Come on, man. Ah, so different than all the other incidents when cops have to pull out their guns. Huh? Boy, he looks afraid of the cops like all black people say they are. Huh? Boy, does he look scared of the cops.

Then he pulls the old, why are you asking me where I live type shit? Ugh. So this cop will be fine. You know. Go ahead. Come on now. Don't do man. Don't do this. Don't do this.

What's going on, though? Charlie 777. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop, man. Stop. Stop that, man. is it ever going to stop

i think this country's paid for slavery 10 times over when you add up all this nonsense the officer asked the suspect to sit back in the car as he starts to go. Come on, man, don't do this. Why are you asking me if I live here? For that exact reason. When you hear AOC and all the fucking lib retards, Bill de Blasio, whoever, saying my son's treated differently and shit, and why do they ask?

That's why. In case it's that guy. Oh, we're supposed to ignore these incidents. And the guy says, why ask me where I... Where do you think you got that mentality? Thank you, CNN. Fucking blood all over your hands, Don Lemon, MSNBC, NBC, CBS, because you've been butchering the race issue

for the last 40 years. You've created an environment in this country where cops are the fucking bad guys. And scum like that, people worry more about their rights. Hey, don't you think cops are a little underpaid? Can you imagine walking up to their car at night? I don't know.

Shouldn't they be paid like the lawyers are paid? The lawyers that come up with these laws with no bail and the politicians they work with. Don't you think cops should be paid like more than lawyers? Well, where would we find? Why not? Where do you find the budget, money in the budget for anything? What do they get paid?

In New York, they start at like $35,000. In New York, where a fucking corn muffin costs $40. How many times do we have to watch this shit? And again, you won't see much about it because this was a black suspect and the white cop got shot.

There's a $100,000 reward. It was being offered for information leading to Wallace's capture. How are you going to pick him out? And parts of Interstate 4 and I-95 were shut down to prevent his escaping. I don't have an update on it. Maybe they found him today. Anything? Nothing, right?

Nothing. God damn it. We ain't partners. We ain it. Maybe they found him today. Anything? Nothing, right? Nothing. God damn it. We ain't partners. We ain't brothers and we ain't friends. Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm. Haven't heard from Sharpton or all the other... Eric Dyson, what a hateful fuck he is,

you know, and all the other people who are awful critical race theory and shit. And again, mostly white educated liberals. It is appalling. That poor cop. Well, let's stay on race, shall we? My producer, Matt, found a little trailer for a movie. It's called Karen, which is racist in itself. You know, they label white women at a certain age Karens

because they get nervous around guys like you just saw shooting a cop. That makes them bad. Yeah, but they yell at baristas in Starbucks. Yeah, so does everybody else. Karens. Well, that's what I call black women, too. Tanishas. Or Tanequa.

I'm sorry. Did I fuck that up? That make-believe name? Anyways, there's a movie called Karen. Guess what it's about? Yeah, white women um pure unadulterated propaganda uh matt sent me the trailer i watched it and i sent it to a few other people and what we all have the same is this real or a spoof and uh and that's why i'm

showing it because it it's real but we're living in such fucked up times in this country race-wise that i thought it might have been satire it's so over the top you know i mean it'll be like an snl sketch where you make the white woman out to be like jason and friday the 13th here's the trailer for the movie uh warning put a puke bucket next to you if you're fucking white or any color, but you're sane. Watch this. I guess this is a long way from East Point. Baby, you just got to give it a chance.

Tell me about your new neighbors. They're black. Do you mind keeping it down? If you don't comply, I'll tell the manager. Pause. Pause. That hasn't happened in a thousand years. Basing it on the Karen in Central Park who yelled at a black guy remember so now all

white women that age are fucking um let me tell you something no white housewife has had the balls to tell uh black uh guys having lunch in a restaurant to quiet down I'll bet my life on it okay never fucking happened unless they were really acting loud and fucked up. And then you have a right to tell them to shut up. When do you think the last time a white person told a black couple to shut up in a movie theater? Which you have every right to do because they can't shut the fuck up. Oh my God. It's so in reverse.

It's freaking scary. What are you saying, Nick? There's no white woman that are racist? No, they fucking... There's racists in all of us, okay? But what's being deemed racist now is just... I just showed you a clip of a cop walking up and getting shot in the head. Is that an isolated incident?

Watch more of this. Whoever wrote this, just think about how much they hate white people somebody's taking home security serious hi i am karen drexler i'm your neighbor you need to be taking your trash cans off the curb right when the trash is picked up is she nice yeah she's nice wait a minute we have a white entitled neighbor named Karen. Karen. Okay, enjoy yourself. There she is slaving away in the kitchen.

Pause. If this was on SNL, I'd give it four thumbs up. Really? You think any woman has walked into a black neighbor's house who they know, they already established they have a relationship with. She is slaving away in the kitchen. Why did she just come up and go, what's up, mammy? Be cooking and shit, yo.

When has that ever happened? Ever. Never. And if you believe it, you're fucking jacked off. Go ahead. I've come across some very suspecting teenagers looks like Whitmer can you please hurry up please it's very aggressive yep I left my wallet with my ID leave us alone we didn't do anything how the heck did you end up moving to this neighborhood next thing you know we we have criminals. You take care of him and I will take care of her.

Would you mind stepping out of the car? My office has uncovered some disturbing information on her and her brother. She doesn't like black people. Positive. Neither does her brother, the white cop. Neither does any- This is so fucking over the top. It'll be the equivalent of white people making a movie, just having black

people tap dancing and playing hoops and eating watermelon and shit. It's that fucking silly. But try convincing a lot of people in the country that, especially white college-age girls, that it's not like this go ahead well i'm black i know she doesn't like you

i want to sell the house what do you can't tell me huh we are living next door to i have that soap you went in her house? You wouldn't want your wife to know our little secret, would you? I was not staying at police procedure back there. What do we have here? Look at you, you got a hammer. Everything looks like nails. You people are very angry. Shut your mouth, boy.

Bad things happen to people that don't comply. All right. Kill it before I vomit. You know what's so funny about that? Now go on the FBI website and look at statistics. Compare how many times white people are victims of black crime versus the other way around. And you'll belly laugh till you shit your pants.

Sure there are women like that exist. Probably one in a hundred thousand. Where I'd say every other black person fucking hates whitey. Now do they have a right to or not? Whether it brings slavery and all that shit into it. Well fucking you guys can have that fight. Socio-economic. All that horse shit.

That'll get fucking made. And then at the opening, the night the movie opens, there'll be three shootings. And there won't be a white person there. Nick, that's right. I'm just kidding.

I'm sure they'll enjoy it and sit there and eat their juju beans. Who wrote that again? What was the guy's name? I think it was Brian Stelter. There's something wrong with the black man's mind! There's something wrong with it!

It's not going to be long before you all kill yourselves because you're all crazy. And you can project it back on me. You can project it back on me. You can project it back on me. What about sex, Charlie? You gonna miss that? There's plenty of sex in prison.

That white lady was picking on those neighbors. Is it because we're black? Got nothing to do with skin color. It has to do with you leaving your trash cans at the end of the driveway. How preposterous. Like they don't throw this shit on the lawn. Listen, that is absolute satire, man.

Can you imagine that propaganda? That would make Goebbels fleckin' blush, that trailer. Outright horse caca. Can't wait to see it. Hmm. Well, I got a feeling the people in this next story probably feel the same way about white women in their 30s or whatever, entitled bitches and whatnot.

But I found a clip of some more informed Democrat voters, probably Obama fans. They're just kicking it in FLA for a birthday. This is an Instagram video by AtOneMoreJude, and this made me laugh so hard. Jude and this made me laugh so hard. Take what you just saw, that movie trailer, and compare it to real life, which is, again, these

people don't represent all black. I'm so sick of saying that 19th hour. We know. It's a small segment. And that goes for white people, you know, wacko fucks. But you're not making movies about them. Anyways, check out this guy. He just went down to FLA from South Carolina.

And this guy's in. I don't know why this guy's even interviewing him. But it's going to make your belly laugh because the brothers are funny when they're not being censored. Coming from and why'd you come to Florida? South Carolina, my motherfucking birthday. Okay. That's a good excuse. Yeah. I could not hear the fuck these bitches. coming from why'd you come to Florida South Carolina my motherfucking birthday excuse yeah I could not hit a fuck these bitches just like that did you get any this did you get any this weekend no I just came out here yesterday okay so I

got plenty of money and I got plenty dick we want to change the topic here we're asking people if you got vaccinated you get vaccinated fuck no no we ain't getting no vaccination i'm a hood nigga we ain't getting vaccinated fuck that shit they're putting chips in you we pause that we could have i'm sorry but i'm with him on this. As far as the pussy goes, I think that was kind of rude. I don't talk about girls like that. Come down here to fuck these bitches.

Come on. That's not nice. But as far as, I'm sorry, but as far as vaccinations and the COVID shit, he goes, they put chips in you. And that's not that far off. You know, a lot of people get vaccinated, you can put a magnet and it sticks on your freaking arm. Anyways, let me hear what Fauci's nephew has to say

about what vaccinations could add. Fuck bitches. I'm from South Carolina. We ain't getting no vaccinations because, for one, them shits ain't no cure. It's a remedy. I know all about that type of shit. So shit. You think it's poison? because for one down in the north the system of cancer remedy i know about that that was the so she

exploiting the guard what is the important is that what you're trying to buy the file for that i'm sorry but that's not the even these straight brothers no it's a fucking i'm with them on the vaccination. How about that? He goes, I know all about this shit. He actually worked at the Wuhan lab.

He was the head of the NIH. He worked right under Fauci when he wasn't gangbanging in LA. I know all about this shit. Instincts are right on the fucking money. After the Tuskegee Airmen, they're not going to fucking take an aspirin from a cracker. Know what I'm saying? I don't trust the shit either. People be dying and all whatnot.

No, they're ignorant. That's ignorant. No, they were right on the money. As far as girls, that was very misogynistic. I wish somebody would call him out I Know all about this shit You get the motherfucking

RNA you don't say You isolate that motherfucker and then you you fucking gain a function man gain a function That's where all that shit be up. Gain of function. You weaponize that shit. You tell them it come from bats and shit. Then you put it on an airplane, send it to America. Shit spread like wildfire. All right?

Well, well, well. Let's continue on with the destruction of New York City. Truly, and this is coming from Boston, the greatest city in the country. I never had more fun when I first moved down there. And my heart breaks for what de Blasio did. But you know what? You keep voting in people like that. Now they're going to vote in this guy, Eric Adams, like a head cop in New York, black dude, big gun guy, which I love when they interview him. He goes, I'm carrying,

they asked if he's going to have security. He goes, I carry my gun everywhere. And he's telling New Yorkers they should too. But the rest of them is very, you know, very liberal. so be careful. You know what this country needs, don't you? And New York. Rudy Giuliani. End of fucking story. His son should not run for governor of New York. Andrew should run for mayor of New York. Rudy should run on a ticket with Trump or DeSantis.

And he'll be like that vice president like Cheney was, who's really calling the shots. Know what I'm saying? You should have seen him clean up New York. I was there to witness it. By the way, in his eight years there, he never talked to Sharpton. Not once. Fucking wouldn't give him the time of day.

Well, that's some racist stuff. Well, this is what's going on in New York now. Thanks to the ignorant woke twats, Teddy Roosevelt, excuse me, Teddy Roosevelt has to ride his horse to a new spot in the city. A bronze monument depicting Theodore Roosevelt, the 26th president of the United States, situated in front of New York City's American Museum of Natural History, will be relocated to a used car dealership in Merritt, Long Island. What? No.

It's going to be relocated over claims that the statue symbolizes colonialism. Yeah. No. And your point is what? No, no, no, no. Yeah. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no on horseback, flanked by Liz Warren and a defensive back for the Broncos. Now that's an Indian and a black man on foot. So they say to an institution celebrating Roosevelt's legacy. And so they want to move that

because they, once again, they're applying today's standards to something that happened a thousand years ago because that's how ignorant fucking, what would Teddy Roosevelt say? I'm i'm staying right here exactly motherfuckers uh the vote was first reported by the new york times so you know it's uh important the monument has been in place get this folks since 1940 even you can do the math uh 81 years and nobody's had a problem with it till generation Jerkoff comes along. That's what you've got to do.

You've got to look back at these things that we're doing now and go, why was this thing fine for the last fucking 80 years, and now it's not? You know what I'm saying? You've got the people who weren't bothered by it for 80 years, and then you've got these cocksuckers who showed up three minutes ago and bothered by it. I don't know. Who's had more time to think about it?

The development comes as dozens of statues depicting historic Americans have been removed across the country. They pulled mine down in front of the Funny Bone in Iowa. It's me on a horse, and I have the MC in the fucking weak middle on both walking. Your comics are loving that.

Anyways, removing statues across the country following protests and riots over the death of George Floyd. So we can have that, Roosevelt, but they're doing a statue of George Floyd. They already have it. A guy who did black porn, he held a gun to a pregnant woman's stomach. Had a police record as long as my fucking arm. But, you know, he gets the statue. Not this guy. Let me tell you liberals something.

If I could get my hands on you. This is what I'd do. Sounds like Don Lemon on a Sunday night. Sucking that big cock. Suck it! In June 2020, museum officials proposed removing the statue. The museum is on city-owned property, and Mayor Bill de Blasio supported the removal of the problematic statue.

We support the removal of you. There he is sucking the jizz off his fingers from his life partner, Dylan. This is for you, Bill. You are a cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt. A big fat stinking cunt. Said and true, but need to tell you, you're a motherfucking cunt. You are a cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt. Motherfucking cunt. Everybody knows from the head to toes, you're a big fat stucking cunt. You are a cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, motherfucking cunt.

Everybody knows from the head to the toes, you're a big, fat, stinking cunt. Up three notches this weekend. Next up, a group who hated the mayor of New York so much. Keep your feet on the ground and keep stabbing people in the ass. Fucking dildo eat that fry museum officials said they were pleased with uh the commission's vote and a prepared statement uh emailed wednesday and thanked the city here's the people taking it in the end thanking sam a bitterman of the new york city parks department said at the meeting Monday that although the statue was not erected with malice of intent, you should have stopped right there, Dick Cheese. Its composition supports a thematic framework of colonization and racism.

Do they ever, ever... Will you shut up? Will you? Will you please shut up? Will you shut up? Shut up! Shut up! That's the guy that made the decision? The guy with a fucking $3 straw fedora and a fucking layer on it? Oh my God. Yes, it symbolizes a framework of colonization. Yes, that's what statues do. They catch the moment, usually,

and then life moves on, and you can look back and put life in perspective. I'll say this again. You know ISIS, when they destroy town? It's the first thing they do is tear down statues of other societies. So you're in good company dems dem is wrong i want to thank you people who contribute to the show financially uh before i go this weekend these are

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Like there's not a thousand Manganiellos in New York. I played against a Manganiello when I was playing football up main. He was a linebacker at UMass. I think I've told the story on the air. He was about 6'4", about 240. Could run like a deer. We're kicking an extra point, PAT. I had just scored, on the air. He's about 6'4", about 240, could run like a deer. We're kicking an extra point, PAT. I had just scored, by the way.

And I'm that corner guy that the, I don't know if they still have this position, the guy that's kind of on the corner. At the end of the line, you're on a, to block whoever, right? So we kick the extra point. Me and him get into like a fucking shoving match, you know? And I grabbed a handful of grass. No, I said, fuck you, bitch, or whatever. I turn around and there's a flag on the field.

I almost shit my pants because this kid could take me to the cleaners any time. I go, please be against them. No, fucking against us. Got to do the PAT over. I'd line up. He's pointing at me already. You motherfucker.

His face is red, this spit flying. Anyways, he drove me into our holder, the guy that holds the ball in PAT. He was six feet. I just tried to do this. Fucking, my coach played it a couple times.

Everybody's laughing their balls off. The guy was so fucking angry and scary. Manganiello, all's I know, he played for UMass. Could be a fan, I don't know. I digress. But that wasn't my best moment. Pedro Navarro, New Mexico. Roger De Leon, California.

Jason Alizon, Texas. thank all of you guys thank you so much whether it's daily contributions or uh monthly subscriptions we uh appreciate it very very much um i love cnn i think they're so full of honesty and they're a terrific network. I get chills watching it. It's so creepy. You ever go to the... I want you guys... Here's your homework. Just go to a CNN website and click and read the headlines.

And then compare it to what you're experiencing every day in real life. It'll give you chills. Like the COVID, like yesterday it said... Oh, all the people, what do they say now? Only people that are getting sick now are unvaccinated. I don't know. It's just, there's a new variant coming.

I mean, they must have a writing staff that churns this shit out. Anyways, this big goo gobbler, Brian Stelter, if you watch Gutfeld's show, Gutfeld takes responsibility for starting this guy's career. He put him on like Red Eye a few times. Now he's a big girl at CNN and his ratings are lower than lobster shit. And he's having a ratings crash. He is the most left-wing big girl who hasn't come out of the closet yet. Just a big girl who was picked on his whole life. You can tell. And now he's on TV. He's got the power. Brian Stelter just had his lowest rated week, that's saying something, of 2021, according to Nielsen. In the 11 a.m. Eastern time slot, Reliable Sources had 656,000 total viewers Eastern Timeslot reliable sources

had 656,000 total viewers, making 12 straight weeks that the show has averaged less than a million viewers. They're all looking for Trump. Stelter's show had the lowest rated week of the year for total viewers and the second lowest rated week of the year

for age group 25 to 54. I don't know. It might be his creepy delivery. Anyways, Richard Dice, you guys know him. He's a writer on the internet. He's always doing great stuff. And anyways, this is Brian Stelter.

This is what he gives you. This is what he gives you. The president is constantly lying and spreading conspiracy theories every day. It's getting worse. I find myself wondering what more should the press be doing to try to convey this extraordinary and uncomfortable situation.

Should there be a bug in the corner of the screen that says, warning, the president is probably misleading you again? What are the answers here? Of course, he tells us to trust him about everything, right? He tells us all these lies. He spreads all these falsehoods. And then he tells us there's no collusion.

Tells us he's innocent. But he's done nothing to earn your trust and everything to squander it. Y'all fat fuck, look at you. but he's done nothing to earn your trust and everything to squander it. Y'all fat fuck, look at ya! I'm gay, I'm really gay, I'm super duper gay. I'm gayer than a rainbow. I'm gayer than a rainbow. Please give me cock. Brian, you've had enough cock for today.

You'll be up all night burping cock. Y'all fat fuck, look at you. Just watch his broadcast. I don't know how he has 11 viewers. It's creepy that we're living in two, and there's only one reality. A close friend of mine who I respect his brains, I said, there's only one objective truth. And he goes, I don't believe that. I believe it's more subjective because it's based on your reality. Okay. So my reality isn't closer

to the truth than the guy who shot Reagan or the guy who raped 11 kids under the house yeah I mean that's his expense is it anyways a man goes to a gay party finally tonight let's close out the week with uh I think tonight maybe there's another one after this I don't know I going to save that for you kids. This was kind of fun because we live in a world where the Democrats and those people, the elites, they love to show off their smarts because they all went to good schools. And basically, they were entitled to white people. But anyways, I like to see them when they make assholes of themselves.

But they really are full of their own. Well, this guy went on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? And he turned out to Who Wants to Be a Jackoff. He was on there and he's bragging how smart he is and how he got that smart. Here's the first clip. I'll tell you what. I remember watching Millionaire as a little kid with Regis hosting the show. And it was such a phenomenon. Ten million people watching the show about smart people every night celebrating being smart and I thought you know what maybe it's not so bad being smart maybe it's not bad being a nerd maybe it's

cool to be smart did you think that and then you went to great clips um I was gonna to say that, Matt. He sounds like Stelter in the last clip. Then it was celebrating smart people. And I was thinking, maybe fat fags. It's not bad to be a fat fag. So I gained Regis' trust. Poor Regis. He'd been dead for a while. So anyways, he's bragging about his smarts.

Doesn't he say he went to medical school? Or is that the end of the first clip? Is that the end of the first clip? That's the end of the first clip. Okay. He brags about how he went to medical school and the whole place applauds. And then comes the time to show off his brains. To Paris, to London, to Rome, to Ikea.

Pause. Let me do this for people who are listening. Put it back up big so I can read it. The question, snapping selfies in kitchens you can't afford and taking a meatball break are two things BuzzFeed says every 20-something does on their first trip to where? BuzzFeed says every 20-something does on their first trip to where? And the choices are Paris, A, B, London, C, Rome, D, Ikea.

Now, here's a guy who just graduated medical school. I'll tell you what. I think they do serve meatballs at Ikea. And I don't think that's the right answer, though. So, kitchens you can't afford, meatballs. Sounds like it's got to be Rome to me. In fact, if if i win a million dollars i would love to take a trip to lutheran i'm gonna say rome final answer brenton it was ikea it was ikea oh no oh no Oh, no!

You're a loser! You'll always be a loser! You shit-kicking, stinky horseman who's smelling motherfucker, you! I guess you won't be seeing Rome anytime soon there, fella. I didn't say fella. Fella. Rome anytime soon, they're fella. I didn't say fella. I just love seeing the air taken out of really pompous

you know. I started watching the show when I was three and I couldn't believe it doesn't celebrate smart people. That would be jeopardy, you cheese dick. Anyways, that's how we're going to end the week on a really important story. Again, thank you for a great week to end the week. What a really important story.

Again, thank you for a great week, ladies and gentlemen. It's good to be back. Yes, we're going to do it all again. I'm getting tired, though. I need a little break. That's why I got a lot of meth down here. Parking lot, Walmart, about a mile from here.

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