The Nick DiPaolo Show - White Rioters Scrutinized | Nick Di Paolo Show #474

Episode Date: January 18, 2021

More capitol rioters arrested and charged, while officials prepare for inauguration day. Fox News drops in the ratings. Migrant flood heads for America.

🎵 Oh yeah, how are you folks? Welcome to the big show on another Monday from the state of Georgia. I almost said great state, but I forgot about the fucking runoff. How y'all doing? Enjoying watching football in front of 12 people in the crowd. Actually, they had about 9,500 in Buffalo or 10, whatever the fuck, you know. So let me get this straight.

If it's really that fatal, this disease, would anybody be letting at all people sit next? What a fucking farce. Ah, I feel dirty when I go into a CBS. I have to put a mask on. I feel like I'm taking, you know what I mean? I feel like I'm taking part in some just fucking huge hoax, which it is. Yeah, but people are, I know. It's the flu.

I can't say it anymore. Oh, my God. Let me just tell you real quick off the top, folks, and listen to me. Listen to me good. I'll be at Tampa Sidesplitters this weekend. That's not what I was going to say. Friday and Saturday. splitters this weekend. That's not what I was going to say. Friday and Saturday. No, but it's all a bunch of horseshit. How about the coverage this weekend of, oh my God, they've already made

hundreds of arrests because of the Capitol, people charging the Capitol. I mean, in-depth analysis of each person, where they live, what they do. Meanwhile, we watched the fucking country burn for six months. Nobody. What, what did eight people get? And then they were bailed out by Kamala Harris. I mean, if you don't see this, I really can't respect you. You just, you have selective memory of some shit. It is God awful what's going on.

But here's what, you know, the Dems are going to overplay their hand. You know that. They're going to have raise taxes. You're going to see brown people pouring into California. They're going to blow it in fucking six months. They're going to shit their pants. But the question is, come the midterms, are the Republicans completely

de-balled at that point? If they are, we're all fucked. In my opinion, the people charging the Capitol and people organizing, they're patriots. Nick, but some of them are all right. They're patriots. That's my opinion. They stole the goddamn, you don't believe me? Ask Mike Lindell, the MyPillow guy. Seriously, he was online this weekend in a clip he went to the white house met with trump for the few minutes they kicked him out he has spent seriously a couple million of his own dollars looking into the fraud and according to him i don't give a

shit if he's a you know uh pillow schleister shyster whatever the fuck but they have proof that the that the goddamn computers are like made in china and they have proof that the, that the goddamn computers are like made in China and they have proof that Trump gets hello. That was nice. Did you hear that? You didn't hear it. No, the fuck was it? Anyways, Mike Lindell's pillow. Um, but they have proof according to him. And, and I fucking believe the guy, Anyways, Mike Lindell's pillow. But they have proof, according to him, and I fucking believe the guy. You're going to spend a couple of money on your own money. 79 million votes for Trump, 68 million for Biden.

Nick, are you really? Yes, I am. Anyways, so people are shitting the bed. They're all nervous about the inauguration day and stuff. And they should be. You lefties think you're badasses, huh? Looting, fucking burning down Wendy's? Oh, you have no idea what's coming.

Hopefully. Hopefully I don't get caught in a crossfire. I mean, I'm at my summer home in fucking Huntsville, Alabama. Anyways, let's get right to it because that's what it's all about today. Officials prepare for insider attack. Defense officials in D.C. are concerned about an insider attack from service members deployed to Washington. Are you fucking kidding? Service members? I don't know nothing about that. fucking kidding service members i don't know nothing about that ah for president-elect joe biden's inauguration prompting the fbi boy they had they get right to work when it's white people and right-wing extremists which which it's not half that scum that charged the capitol it was

all staged you can hear fucking brian de palma going and action! Prompting the FBI to vet all 25,000 National Guard troops in the, oh, we can do that in a matter of days. Oh, my God. The U.S. Army issued a statement last Sunday obtained by Fox News that nobody's watching. I'll do that story in a few minutes. That it said is working with Secret Service to determine if any service members on hand need additional background screening. And you got to do this because remember Fort Hood and shit?

That's, I mean, he was like a, you know, Muslim terrorist or whatever. But they're talking about homegrown or whatever. But do you see the steps they're taking? But, you know, meanwhile, Black Lives Matter rallies and shit. You don't know who the fuck is who. But, you know, meanwhile, Black Lives Matter rallies and she don't know who the fuck is who. Anyways, to make sure they some of these people might need additional background screening. So they're getting really nervous.

You know, stop getting cocky. Officials increase the number of National Guard members who will be deployed in Washington during the inauguration. Get this from 15 large. That's Italian speak to 20 large. 15,000 to 20,000. My teeth hurt today. On Wednesday, more than three times the number of U.S. troops, listen to this, currently deployed in Iraq and Afghanistan combined. Folks, let that sink in for a second. For an inauguration in the United States of America, we have more troops guarding that.

I don't know, if I'm China or somebody who hates us, I'd be on the borders here drooling, because we're in flux right now. Good time to be invaded. Army Secretary Ryan McCarthy told the AP that officials are conscious of the potential threat he warned commanders to be on the lookout for any problems with their ranks as the inauguration approaches. What do they think they're going to find? You know. What are you going to find?

Really? National Guard soldiers? You're going to get nervous if one of them has a Molly Hatch t-shirt on? He's from fucking South Carolina. He said he and other leaders say they have seen no evidence of threats and yet are still shitting their pants.

An official said the vetting hadn't flagged any issues that they were aware of. Well, that's how it works. You know, you don't know until it happened. McCarthy told the wire service that members from across the military, it's almost an insult, isn't it? Because, you know, a lot of the military is made up of guys down south, pro-Trump, pro-police. So I understand their concern, but it's insulting, on the other hand. Across the military, we're at President Trump's—oh, so some of these guys, right, in the National Guard,

they were at President Trump's rally prior to the riot. Yeah, because that's their boss, commander-in-chief, so that makes them maybe guilty. Suck a bag of dick, you cheesy and cock sucker. Cocaine. But it's not clear how many were there or who may have participated in the breach at the Capitol. Well, of course they were at Trump's rally. He's the commander in chief and they're soldiers. Who's your fucking boss, huh? Who's your fucking boss? The AP reported that Secret Service is in charge of event security, but they're going to get some people

that do Eric Clapton's concerts and the Stones. But there is a wide variety of military and law enforcement personnel involved, ranging from the National Guard and the FBI to Washington's Metro Police Department. Oh, they must be serious. U.S. Capitol Police and United States Park Police. The fuck are they going to do there?

Uh-oh, somebody's setting a fire. Where's Yogi the Bear? But do you see the scrutiny, folks? Do you see the double standard? I couldn't believe it. I was watching all weekend, flipping through the news, and they have pictures and close-ups of these people in the Capitol. They have stool samples where they fucking live.

Meanwhile, BLM fucking Soros using big tech. You know what this does, though? This creates a black underground thing. You know what I'm saying? A black market, however you want to word it, underground. The real white supremacist shit, they know how to survive off the land and they go off the grid and stuff, as opposed to BLM and Antifa, who, because big tech allows

them, they fucking organize shit. You know, see you on Main Street in Philly at 8 o'clock. You know, no problem with that. But oh my God, we know everything about these rioters. It's such a double standard. You people don't, if you don't admit that, you're being intellectually retarded. Authorities charge more rioters, is the headline. And Army reservists, this is very

interesting. This is what they're worrying about. An Army reservist who federal investigators say has secret level security clearance and a long record of posting his extremist views online. What's an extremist view today? You say, you know what, I'm for the national anthem and I'm for the pledge of allegiance before. Posting his extremist views online? You say, you know what? I'm for the national anthem and I'm for the pledge of allegiance before. Posting his extremist views online was among the latest wave of rioters charged by federal prosecutors. I have a toothache. When the fuck did that ever happen? Since I was teething.

In connection with the January 6th Capitol insurrection. Others charged this weekend include, this is pretty frigging interesting, a woman who's been seen in photos brandishing the nameplate that had been affixed outside Speaker Pelosi's office. I'll marry this broad. And the mother of a man who was arrested after he was captured. who was arrested after he was captured. It's a family. It's a family affair. It's a family affair.

Was captured in a striking photo on the Senate floor with zip ties. Maybe he just brought lunch in a little baggie. What are you getting upset about? Quit being, stop getting cunty. Now herself, the mother's accused of chasing police officers with zip ties in her hands. Holy goly moly.

I find that funny too, Hillary. Federal investigation. Do you guys feel like me? Do you feel like you missed out? You kind of wish you went there and busted in? I would have left a big steaming dump on Adam Schiff's desk. Or even McConnell's. I would have taken a nice dump in his grandfather clock,

pissed on a picture of him and his Chinese wife. He'd be like, who took a poop over my cat? I'm Mitch McConnell. I'm paralyzed. Federal investigators said the Army Reserve with Timothy Hale. Oh, Timothy Hale Cusinelli, because all nuts have three names. We know that, right? Of Colts Neck.

I love that name. New Jersey. Was described by an informant as an avowed white supremacist and Nazi sympathizer. I fulfill my own work, my own place, my own trust. supremacists and nazi sympathizers nazi sympathizer from new jersey get the fuck out of here i love it though the white supremacists actually let guineas in now cuccinella whatever the fuck his name is. We're making progress, Guineas. According to court documents, in a phone call of the informant on Thursday that was recorded by law enforcement,

Hale Cuccinelli can be heard saying that he encouraged members of the mob to advance through the Capitol and gave directions, well, that's his military background, via both voice and hand signals. It's not clear if he's been arrested. Oh, probably because he's white.

Come on, God damn it. Let's go, let's go. That was him in front of the Capitol in his Geo. Trying to get the shit together. Authorities identified Emily Hernandez, another one, here's another one, Sullivan, Missouri, as the woman who allegedly stole the Pelosi placard. I went back to that. And a number of photos, investigators, look at the, they're combing through photos and shit. Huh? Wait a minute. How many people died? Five? How many people, you know how many riots we have, by the way, in the last, what, 10 months or what, 275, if you count the shit every night going on in Portland.

And 40 something people died. But this is more important. You know why? Because it scared the shit out of the politicians. They said they invaded our space. Last time I checked, that was the fucking American people's house. Nick, you sound like a right-wing alcatra. Good! Sign

me up! I'm too old! I'm all for these people and a number of photos investigators included in court records they identify her emily and that's as the woman seen smiling and she brandishes the jagged wooden fragment before a crowd who as opposed to a molotov cocktail thrown at a New York cop, you know, shit like that. Ooh, she's got a nameplate. Give her the chair. Prosecutors in the nation's capital have charged about a hundred, a hundred cases related to the riot. Did they even get a hundred cases total with the 275 riots? Is there a fund? Do you think Mitch McConnell or some Republican is helping bailing some of these people out?

No. Because Dinesh D'Souza said it best. We're following the Constitution. That's actually tying our hands behind our back. You got to get down and dirty for a little while. Then after you win, you go back to the Constitution. Nick, how do you know all this? Well, I played youth football. What? Got a new vape, folks. The Hyde. Spearmint. Yummy.

Also strawberry, banana, pineapple. The fuck? I'm going to get diarrhea from my cigarettes. also strawberry banana pineapple the fuck i'm gonna get diarrhea from my cigarettes i've never i've never got more minerals and vitamins uh anyways they charged 100 cases related to the riot and there are more than 275 open investigations into the potential criminal activity on that day imagine 275 cases open and everybody's noticing this when i go online read here everybody's going at least to think like us going jesus christ boy they're doing a bang-up job they didn't do anything with the riots other than tell the cops to stand down oh my if you're not mad at this point you really should move to israel why israel i don't know i'm watching a show called fowder about israeli agents

oh my god when i make suggestions about watching shit i'm getting them from colin quinn I don't know. I'm watching a show called Fowda about Israeli agents. Oh, my God. When I make suggestions about watching shit, I'm getting them from Colin Quinn. He knows the best shit because he writes these scripts and stuff. Delicious. Another one is The Dogs of Berlin. Fucking tremendous. Just finished that, started this. Back to the story.

Sorry I digress, but I'm telling you, watch these shows on Netflix. Anyways, 275 investigators into potential criminal activity on that day. Excuse me. Sorry, folks. Acting U.S. Attorney Michael Sherwin said I'm fried. among the newest slate of charges are some of the more notorious crimes as well as unsettling allegations of participation by far-right extremists. Why is it unsettling? It makes me feel settled.

Who's going to do this? Oh, lung clam came right here. Who's going to do this dirty work? I feel like, you know, you know who I feel like right now? Nicholson and a few good men. You want me on that, but who's going to defend it?

You, Weinberg. Investigators identified Chad Jones of Mount Washington, Kentucky. Yes, that's Chad right there. The eyes are a little close together, but that means he's a fucking patriot. As the man seen in a video using the end of a flagpole to sodomize Mitch McConnell, who went, oh, man, ew, that feels pretty good.

A flagpole with a Trump flag to bash a door that leads to the speaker's lobby outside the House chamber. Oh, so he was knocking on a door with a flagpole. Give him the chair, according to a charging document. Lawmakers had been evacuated through that lobby just minutes before. Oh, now I know why they're nervous. A 24-year-old man, alleged to be a member of the far-right armed group, the three percenters, these are guys that won't drink whole milk. They're very dangerous. What?

Who in fucking... See, Hannity couldn't come up with that. That's why you watch this show. Informative, entertaining, educational, dirty, filthy piggy. Three percenters who run his own... He runs his own private paramilitary

training group. Was charged Sunday night for his role in the riot, according to court documents. Boy, leave the guys alone. I'm going to find out what the hell happens here. Yeah, good luck. You're going to have to head to Alabama and get in a fucking one of those all-terrain vehicles. Robert Geiswein of Colorado wore a patch representing his group,

the Woodland Wild Dogs. I get kicked out of there. They said I was drinking too much on Saturday nights, which is. The Woodland Wild Dogs. That's right, the WWD. On the tactical vest, he had a patch that he wore to the Capitol. The prosecutors. Imagine, we know know we can even,

they got them down to the patches on their clothes and shit, right? Then during those riots, you had black, brown, and white, Antifa, Antica, you had their face on a CVS camera this close. And they went to jail. If they did go to jail, they were out in fucking, you know, 12 hours. By the way, that's him on the left, right? Is that Cuccinella? Or is it, no, that's the last guy.

Yeah, that's Geisweiner. He's a leader. Good for him. But now, I'm watching the shit and going, or is he? Because you know, Soros said, look, Soros said, look, this is what we do. After Trump gives that speech, you go there dressed up like Trump's boy.

You charge the Capitol because they knew it was coming because we were pissed about the election. Right? And now we blame it all on Trump and the right wingers. And boy, you know what?

I feel like Tom and the Godfather when he goes, boy, Roth played this one beautifully. I'm just a juke. When I was a boy, growing up on the east side of Manhattan, my best friend, anyways, he invented a place called Las Vegas.

And there's not a plaque, not a statue. Somebody put a bullet in his eye. I didn't ask who. I knew him always. He was always talking headstrong. I said to myself, this is the business we have chosen. It was pretty good, wasn't it?

I can't believe I'm not famous. Fucking Fox News, what are you doing? Something's jabbing me. Oh. I should be heading to the Capitol. Look, a military knife. A guy from the FBI gave me this at a comedy club. You don't want to get in a fight with my fans.

I don't even know how to close it. It's been open in my car let's get back ah that's fuckers that'll take your finger right off um that's spaz spazzerini anyways let's get to the next what i'm doing here at the top of the show obviously um we're going all these people were in the paper being investigated because they were at the riots supposedly this guy this guy's an actual Antifa member, this piece of shit. Again, more proof. Daniel Alan Baker. Look at him. Can you tell he was beat up his whole life? Just a nerdy dog shit haircut. No pussy. So he takes his anger. Antifa supported Daniel Allen, Baker, Ortiz, Rambo.

He was arrested for plotting to murder Trump supporters and police on Inauguration Day. So he doesn't know what he wants to do. You're a crumb creep. He trained in Syria in 2017 with the YPG. Anybody can tell me what that is, I'll give you a kiss, that's the youth fucking pagan group, was featured on Vice, that's how you know he's a left-wing piece of shit, do you believe that Gavin McGinnis, who actually helped start the problem, one of the guys I fucking love, he fucking started Vice and they booted him out. Now it's like this left-wing garbage HBO thing.

Anyways, he was featured on Vice and in 2020 participated in the Chaz insurrection in Seattle per Department of Justice documents. But these are Trump supporters that charged. Jack Pasebek, who does great work, broke the story Friday. Baker had posted links to CNN on his, and this is quotes, calls, call to arms to kill Trump supporters and police officers on inauguration day. Daniel Alan Baker wanted to stockpile AK-47s and build bombs in Chaz.

Really? In the Chaz district in Seattle to start the revolution. Just look at him. He looks like a real mama boy, don't he? You a communist? Yes. Huh? How do you like it?

They tell you all the time what to do, what to think, what to feel. Do you want to be like a cheap? Like all those other people? I don't have to listen to this shit. That's Trump talking to the MyPillow guy. I don't have to listen to this shit.

Tallahassee resident Daniel Baker was arrested Friday. Federal law enforcement alleges he encouraged violence against protesters expected to hold demonstrations at the Capitol starting Sunday. U.S. Attorney for Florida's Northern District Lawrence Keefe told us earlier this week law enforcement had been working to identify threats before they are manifested. enforcement had been working to identify threats before they are manifested. Trying to detect, disrupt, and dismantle any coordinated efforts to attack any capital, Keefe said, is very difficult. Baker, a former U.S. Army infantryman, took part in a number of last summer's protests against police brutally, according to the affidavit. This guy is a real piece of shit.

Yes, he is. Hardcore. According to the affidavit, this guy is a real piece of shit. You're calling this shit? Yes, he is. Hardcore. The criminal complaint included Daniel Baker saying he received, get this, folks, here it comes, why nobody's slapping this guy around, he received George Soros money, and he will be offering cash rewards for information on Trump supporters in his video. Who said that? Daniel Baker, I guess.

Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little commoner shit twinkle toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Oh, he's supposed to be a Trump supporter. I mean, he had a Trump hat on. So were you fooled? It's all going to come out, folks. I don't know where this is going to end.

Just keep it off my front lawn. A protester, Antifa member, John Sullivan. Have you seen this crazy? You know what? Look at him. Looks like Antonio Brown after a fucking date. I hear some pushing up in here. I got to put in. Look at here. Look at this crazy fucking, you know what, crazy man. John Sullivan. Look at him.

He's black Irish, apparently. What's he getting probed in the ass right here? He brags about posing as a Trump supporter. He's from Utah. Utah man who faces federal criminal charges accusing him of storming the Capitol with a violent mob

of pro-Trump demonstrators last week. He's going to be released, naturally, from jail over the objections of government prosecutors. Of course he's going to be released. You know why? I'm black, y'all. And I'm black, y'all.

And I'm blacker than black. And I'm black, y'all. And I'm black, y'all. And I'm blacker than black, and I'm black, y'all, and I'm black, y'all, and I'm blacker than black, and I'm black, y'all. They can do whatever they want. He's got the right skin color in 2021. U.S. Magistrate Judge Daphne Oberg placed strict conditions. Is that a girl or a guy on John Earl Sullivan? Does he not have a white supremacist name?

John Earl Sullivan? Looks like every white out for the University of Florida. His name should be like Laverius Trayman or some shit. Wahlberg plays strict conditions on John Earl Sullivan, 26, including, get this folks, barring him from the next Eddie Murphy concert. No, from social media and from attending protests and subjecting his electronic devices to monitoring

and searches. Oh boy, boy, they're going rough on him, huh? Sullivan also must wear a location monitor, remain at his Sandy residence, I guess that's in Utah, and find a job, I gotta find a job, outside of, outside of the group that he, I think the name gives it away, Insurgents USA, a social justice group he founded, by the way, like many people are saying online, social justice is a false religion. There's no such thing as social justice.

I happen to agree with that a billion percent. This is just life. You can either keep up or you can't. And it's not anyone's fault. Put that on my headstone next Thursday. Anyway, social justice group he founded that calls itself anti-fascist and protests police brutality. He also cannot possess firearms. But, you know, they released him.

Oberg said in a hearing in Salt Lake City on Friday that any violation of those conditions would not be taken lightly. They said if he violates that, we are taking away any candy. No Friday night. He's grounded for a weekend. Sullivan was charged Wednesday in U.S. District Court in D.C. with being on restricted property, civil disorder. Again, these are Trump supporters. Well, I mean, as the media, you don't see this on CNN. And violent entry or disorderly conduct. The case will be tried in Washington. Let's hope we get a, ow, let's hope we get a good judge. ow. Let's hope we get a good judge.

You know what I'm saying? Assistant U.S. Attorney Brian Reeves argued that Sullivan should remain behind bars pending, and he's right. The resolution of his case saying he thrives on chaos. He thrives at inciting chaos. We actually have video of him. You've seen this guy before. Here he is doing what he does best.

I'll give you your hug now. We did it. Pause. He actually, he's the one who filmed that shooting by the Capitol cop on the white woman, who, by the way, who, that went away quick, huh? Nobody really gives a fuck. Somebody shot a Karen. Go ahead.

You were right. We did it. Dude, I was trying to tell you. I couldn't say ahead. You were right. You did it. Dude, I was trying to tell you. I couldn't say much. I love cock. You just have to watch my channel. Is this not going to be the best film you've ever made

in your life? It's all fake. My face is not on Instagram. I learned that shit already. I'm going to wear a Trump hat. I'm going to wear a Trump hat. I'm going to wear a Trump hat. I bought one today. I was wearing a Trump hat at the fucking last Trump, at the Trump rally during the daytime

because I was like, nah, that shit ain't happening, bro. Yeah, it was. Oh yeah, I was just a journalist, but I use that all the time. Yeah, I'm just a journalist. I'm here recording. I got my camera on. And that's how the media treats the time. Yeah, I'm just a journalist. I'm here recording. I got my camera on my- And that's how the media treats these people. Ah, they were just journalists in there.

Piece of shit. He'd probably know that shooting was coming. Ah, what a piece of fucking human garbage. Go ahead. My shoulder. Literally have my big ass camera on my shoulder right here. Antifa is an idea, not an organization. Oh, you got it.

Not malicious. I thought I'd end with that. Just an idea. idea, not an organization. Oh, you got it. Not militia. I thought it'd end with that. Just an idea. It's not an organization. How many more times are you going to be lied to, America? And just go, I'm still voting for the guy. You want to see some of John Sullivan's earlier work? When he's with his insurgents, USA group.

Here he is at a BML rally doing what he does. What's going on? What's going on, everybody? My name is John Sullivan. I'm from Salt Lake City, Utah. My group is insurgents USA. We fucking about to burn this shit down. Fuck this shit.

Anybody out here seeing that white militia guy shoot three kids? It's his name. Yeah. What the fuck you talking about? Talk to that guy. And I will tell you this shit. In Utah, a whole bunch of white militia came out there, formed against our group. We out there strapped.

We out there ready to burn that shit down. We out there to defend our fucking selves. We got to defend ourselves now, too. We do. Because power to the people. Power to the people. We do. Because power to the people. Power to the people. Power to the people. Power to the people.

Power to the people. Damn right. We got to fucking rip Trump out of that office right over there. Fucking pull him out that shit. Right over there. No, no. We ain't about fucking waiting until the next election. We about to go get that motherfucker.

I ain't about that shit. Because you know what time it is? I want y'all to be after me. It's time. Alright, alright, alright. If you want to talk like a fucking millennial, we'll send you to Slippin' Fall School. I like that one. Here it goes.

If you want to talk like a fucking millennial, we'll send you to Slippin' Fall School. Ignorant, crazy fucking minority. He's a journalist. He probably is. Probably has a CNN press pair. Reeves also cited reports of plans for armed protesters

at all 50 state capitals in Washington ahead of the presidential inauguration, among the reasons for keeping Sullivan in custody. He said Sullivan intended to return to Washington for Ina inauguration day next week. Sullivan told authorities that he works for an organization that incites violent acts.

Gee, that's what the prosecutor says. Your son looks like a fag to me. God, is he fucking, huh? But he's out, right?

With a monitor on his. If that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? You know how we know he's a piece of caca? His brother, James, who's a tremendous choreographer, his brother, James Sullivan, debunked the claims in a Facebook post one day after the Capitol erupted in chaos. This is a quote from his brother James. My brother is a person who defames people and incites violence and single-handedly sparked the patriot militia movement in Utah because he was that radical, he says.

He says, the brothers goes on, I spent an entire summer dismantling his narrative and working with different organizations to strategically remove him from his prominence. How about that? That's his fucking brother talking. If that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? So he could tell that to some, you know, some defense lawyer or somebody in the government and go,

we're just going to make him wear a bracelet. We know he incites shit, but we're not going to be called racist. I mean, for the love of God. Do you see any, but he's never covered, unless you're watching the stations I'm watching. By the way, I have to watch them all because of this show. It's fucking brutal watching Don Lemon. Fucking wet his hoop skirt every night. Ugh. Just a big goo gobbler.

Well, here's a station that's really let us all down, and boy, are they feeling the results. Fox News, as you know, has been crushing the competition, literally this whole century, for the last 20 years. Number one every week, every year, whatever the fuck, right? Even after they got rid of O'Reilly. Crushing the competition. Then what did they do?

They put abroad in charge about a year ago. Suzanne Scott. Guess what she did? She's on her way out because they're getting their asses handed to them. It's not totally her fault. Well, I guess it is. And here's my theory on that. Don't get upset, ladies.

But you just, you have a politically correct strain in your blood. It's in your DNA. It makes you nice people. You're sensitive to how people feel. But then you get a high-profile job in the real world where it's fucking horrible. And you go, Martha McCallum, she's too pro-Trump. We're going to put her back to 3 o'clock instead of 7 p.m. Moves like that. And people are bailing.

Why? Brett Baier. You know? When everybody's yelling fraud, Fox News is, no, they announced that Biden had won. That's what made people cuckoo. And they don't talk. You can put it on now. They're never talking about the election.

Right after it happened, they were always talking about COVID. It's so goddamn obvious. Anyways, this broad, very fuckable in my opinion. Nick, that's not the point. You don't have to say, yes, I do. I love pussy. A man goes to a party, gets his pussy. Hey, after years of dominating cable news, Fox News has found itself in an unfamiliar spot.

The bottom of the ratings charts. Last week for the first time since, get this, 2000, that's 21 years ago, MSNBC and CNN taught Fox in viewership. Now, does that scare you people like it does me? There's that many people tuning in to CNN still and MSNBC? how ignorant. We deserve what we get. Even when Fox is shitty in PC, they're better than those two stations. Anyway, so they're getting beat by CNN and MSNBC, capitalizing those two stations on huge numbers after the Georgia runoff and the riots in DC. But it makes me nervous that many people still believe in CNN. in DC, but it makes me nervous that many people still believe in CNN. Wow. According to ratings data, CNN top cable networks, get this, roughly 2.8 million viewers per day between January 4th and January 10th. But you know what? That's what they do, right?

Wait till Trump's gone and you watch their numbers tank they're gonna have to start like going after joe to make it interesting which they won't anyways uh between january 4th and january 10th with 4.2 million viewers in prime time can you imagine they're watching that garbage can you stay cat you are fake, sir. During that same time period, MSNBC had approximately 2.3 million viewers per day and 3.8 million in primetime. The carpet muncher handing Hannity his hat. Fox News, however, had just 1.7 million per day and 3.2 million primetime. Yahoo Finance reported that Newsmax, a smaller rival that is promoted by President Trump, said it saw record ratings in primetime of 443,000 for the week.

You know why? They're more honest than the Fox News. It's so weird. I never thought I'd see the day. Its total rating, day ratings, averaged 294,000. Since the beginning of the century, Fox News has consistently been the most watched and arguably the most influential cable news outlet by a mile. And then they put a broad in charge. They put a skirt in charge.

Nick, that's sex. I don't give a shit. I'm just telling you the facts. According to Mediate, with viewers becoming accustomed to lengthy stretches in which the total combined viewership of CNN and MSNBC was less than the number of people tuning into Fox in April of 2010, Mediate even published a piece titled Fox News Ratings Dominance Hits Nice Round Number 100 Months in a Row. That was in the heyday of this guy. We'll do it live. We'll do it live! Fuck it! Do it live! I'll write it and we'll do it live! Fucking thing sucks!

He's talking about Wirecast. Bill O'Reilly, bring him back! That's what I'd do. I'd put him behind Tucker or somewhere. Maybe you have to hand it. You move Laura Ingraham to whatever. However, for eight days in a row, Fox News has been in last place in the cable news rate.

I got to pinch myself. With critics reporting on their sudden fall from the top spot. According to the Daily Beast, this sudden post-election decline has driven Rupert Murdoch to take a more hands-on role. There he is pinching some woman's ass. Look, he's 106. She's about 52.

That's what billions of dollars you get, you snatcher, isn't he? So he's taking a more hands-on approach. And that multiple network insiders have said that Fox News CEO Suzanne Scott and President Jay Wallace are fighting for their jobs Salon I don't want anybody to believe anything on Salon also reported that Sean Hannity one of uh Fox's news biggest stars excuse me Fox biggest stars. This guy was crushing it for the last couple of years.

He was experienced and Hannity was. A three to one ratings loss against CNN as he follows Trump into post-election madness. With Fox News announcing a revamp of their daytime lineup on January 11th, these are turbulent and arguably unprecedented times for the conservative media. Oh, it's a conservative media giant. Have you ever heard CNN referred to as a liberal media giant or MSNBC as a liberal media force? No.

They do that when they interview people. It'll say conservative talk show, conservative author. It never says the word fucking liberal. That's been going on. Describing the ratings battles facing Fox News, Vanity Fair wrote, the cable juggernauts programming Shake Up with a rotating cast of opinion hosts replacing

our girl from New Jersey, same birthday as me, Martha McCallum at 7pm comes as viewers are flocking. Wait a minute, you want me to believe people who are watching Fox are flocking to CNN? No, they're flocking to newsbags and MSNBC following the Capitol insurrection. That makes no sense. Why is everyone so fucking stupid? Why aren't more people interrogating like me?

Oh, in the end, they say, and they're also going to Newsmax and One American News. Check out the broads on that, fellas. Makes Fox News look like leprechaun. Anyways, they have high school cheerleaders doing it. You never should be reaching for the jargons when you're listening to a story about Tehran. What? And his new man, one American who's chip away from the right. Regardless of whether or not such issues are temporary, competitors will be watching Fox News closely as Trump's presidency comes to an end with Biden's presidency set to begin in just a few days time. Now that look, Rush Limbaugh, poor guy, he didn't he got much time left. I don't know if you heard his voice. He's got that cancer voice. I hope I'm

wrong, but don't look good. When he when the Clintons were in office for eight years, Rush Limbaugh's numbers went through the roof. That's why I like where we are as far as jerk off taking office. And they're going to blow it, folks. A year into it. A year into it. It's going to be a mess. But like I said, the question is, anybody have balls to return fire? Hey, ladies and gentlemen, as you know, stand-up comedy is my bread and butter,

even though I haven't had any bread and butter in about a year because of COVID. Thank the Dirty Chinks for fucking up my career. Back to the clubs. This Friday, but this is a good one. I've been to this one many, many times. One of my favorites. This Friday and Saturday night, two shows each. I'll be at Sidesplitters in Tampa.

One of my favorite clubs. And if you're in or around Florida, come out and see me this weekend. I love doing this club because you know what? The crowd's made up of a ton of people that moved down from New York and up north. Boston people who think like I do. And it's usually a lot of fun. Also, my March dates at Comic Mohegan Sun. This pissed me off.

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They all signed up at Patreon. We also have a Patreon question. Oh, he got the question up in his motherfucker. Okay. Does this system have to be started over? They took nine months to use our tax money to help restaurants and small businesses. But in less than two days, they already voted on impeaching a president. Nick, I'm disgusted.

What do we do? How do we clean house and put some dignity and integrity into who represents us? That's from our friend Casey Armstrong of New York. Played football at Western Kentucky. Handsome kid. You remember from the Howard Starnes show? Real stud.

Great question, Casey. And that really is. That is so true, right? All that money into keeping restaurants, right? And it's collapsing. Although that's changing finally. Now that Biden's in office, Lori Lightfoot in Chicago, she's opening restaurants and bars again.

And so are the few other liberal shitholes. Oh, Cuomo's even saying we have to open up again. Isn't that funny? Biden's not even in yet. What do we do? I say we sit back and watch people charge the fucking Capitol building and make these people very nervous

and vote everybody out. I don't know how you do that. Maybe at the midterms. I don't know. But you're right, at the midterms. I don't know. But you're right, Casey. The place needs a good douching, no doubt about it. But then you ask about dignity, integrity to represent us. Casey, this is politics.

No such person. There's a few. Just vote conservative. Whatever. I'm not Just vote conservative. Whatever. I'm not even that conservative, folks. You know. You know? You get labeled that, though.

Again, if you're a pubic hair to the right and you're in show business. I don't know what kind of business this is. Internet show? I don't know. Not when I was shooting for 30 years ago but you know what it's way more fun i'm having more fun now than i ever did except for that one time i got a hand job at the austin city comedy club by this drunk guy ted ted something the fuck is that uh anyways let's get back to joe biden I still can't believe somebody put up a clip of him. He was so feeble and he just, it's about a 10 second clip.

It just shows how old and feeble he is this weekend online. And of course, Twitter put a thing saying manipulated media or something. Manipulate, you know, clip. In other words, but it wasn't in my opinion. Biden team says now's not the time for migrant caravan. Yet, is what they meant. NBC News reports that a senior Biden transition team member warned the newest caravan of Honduran migrants

not to come to the United States at this time. Apparently, Kamala Harris has to tidy up the fucking bedrooms in the... Make me a sandwich, bitch. The official... Look at this. It's a scene out of Braveheart. Look at this.

This is in Honduras. But Biden's administration is saying, don't come at this time the official reportedly advised that if they come they will not be allowed to enter the United States get this for now those are the operative words for now the guy was quoted as saying the situation at the border isn't going to be transformed overnight you know why because Trump put some shit in place thank God the unnamed transition official told CBS, he says there's help on the way.

Oh my God. But now's not the time to make the journey. Oh my God. They're already lining up, folks. This is in Honduras, right? They're going to overrun them into Mexico and they've stated it online. They quote Joe Biden. Currently, there are

multiple programs put in place by Trump to prevent the Caribbean migrants that are now forcing their way into, oh, it's Guatemala, from Honduras. Jesus, they're making a long trip, from entering the United States if they make it this far. Those programs include immigration enforcement programs in the Northern Triangle countries of Central America and Mexico. They also include the administration's, administration's Remain in Mexico protocols and the Title 42 coronavirus protection protocols put in place by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

These programs led to the expulsion of approximately 90% of migrants illegally crossing the U.S.-Mexican border. But we don't want that, right, Mr. Biden? We want all the brown people to pour in. This is the Dems' plan. Guys, you realize they're putting the pedal to the metal right here.

This has been their plan for 100 years, and it's coming to fruition. So all these brown people come in and they'll go, well, the Democrat Party let us in. We got to vote them for the next 100 years. Anyway, CBP officials previously

told Breitbart Texas. That story is from Breitbart, Texas. Look at this. Guatemalans running through Honduras. Late last week, President-elect Joe Biden and Vice President-elect Kamala Harris met with potential cabinet members and told them, in quotes, his day one plans to introduce immigration reform legislation and protect DACA recipients. That's what he's going to do on day one plans to introduce immigration reform legislation and protect DACA recipients. That's what he's going to do on

day one. That's where their priorities are. Anybody? Their plans also, and you're going to tell me majority Americans, here's people, let's let this fucking sink in. We've been through a year of this COVID shit.

Businesses are being crushed. And that's their answer. To let more brown poor people pour in and take any of the scraps that are left from Americans who need the work. Suck a dick and die, Democrats. Their plans also include ending the Remain

in Mexico policy. Oh, Remain in... It's a fucking title of a program. That's kind of... Remain in Mexico policy. Remain, remain in, it's a fucking title of a program. That's kind of right. Remain in Mexico. And title 42. What's this? The Jackie Robinson policy.

And title 42, a binder stated. That's a guy that was working for Biden or whatever. Anyways, that's their plans, folks. I'm so glad that we voted for this guy. This is what you're going to hear.

That's going to be your neighbors. Currently, thousands of Honduran immigrants, excuse me, are attempting to make their way through Guatemala after forcing their way through border crossings over the weekend. That's from the fucking, take a look at this. It's like the Boston Marathon. And they're off. Pause. Pause. Pause. Pause.

Pause. Does it look like that military? Shit. You're going to have to rewind. Does it look like those military guys are doing anything to stop that? Huh? It's all staged. Do you understand?

The world wants these people to pour into America. It's all staged. Do you understand the world wants these people to pour into America? What's the point of having military gear on if you open up? It looks like the Cleveland Browns punt coverage this weekend. But I'm serious. You don't use stun guns or, I mean, what? Guys, this is a play.

It's a play, a global play. Look at them opening up. Here's some of the quotes from the people, these people charging through on their way to America. La Mexico. Again, remember Trump had this stay in place in Mexico? They're getting rid of that already. We are trusting in God to open our path. Biden is supposed to give us work opportunities to those who are there on American soil.

This woman, Hernandez, tweeted, quoting migrants en route to the United States. The senior Biden transition official who spoke on the condition of anonymity, because he realizes how insane this is, said those who have been waiting at the border along with other vulnerable populations will be a priority for processing and entry rather than those who have recently arrived. They're going to do it. They're going to really do it. They're going to overplay their hand. I hope we have somebody to take over in a couple of years.

Anyways. in our libs eating libs segment tonight billy marr our old friend billy marr and like i said he represents his side well i mean do i agree with anything that comes out of his lying mouth no on friday's but but lately you notice the last couple of years, he's like, Jesus Christ, even these people are too liberal for me. On Friday's broadcast of his show, Real Time, Bill Maher reacted to President Donald Trump being banned from Twitter. Here's what Mr. Maher had to say. I'm a free speech person. I mean, fuck Trump. But when someone, anyone, anywhere decides, you know, what speech is allowed and what isn't. I don't know. You're not allowed to yell fire in a crowded theater. So if you're inciting violence, you're spreading lies that are getting people fired.

Who asked this yeast infection? Huh? Hey, Katie, you need to shut the fuck up if you're spreading lies. And now the next question should be from Bill Maher. Well, who's to say what's incitement and what's not? Here's my theory. They're inciting violence by doing such left wing radical shit. Number one, stealing the fucking election. It's like if somebody broke into your and and charged at you with a knife and you pop them in the face that's still violence right but you're defending yourself that's my theory the dems have the right cornered right with dirty tricks and all so if we strike back whether it's charging the capital or whatever the fuck yeah that violence, but it was incited by you. But dumb twat there.

If he's lying, inciting violence, just a fucking robot. Go ahead. I think there should be some standards. Do you? Just so left wing and anesthetized to the truth. Does Bill Maher say anything else? He doesn't. Well, let me say this.

Get this through your head. Get this through your head, you Jew motherfucker, you. I kid. Bill Maher later added that while he thinks Trump has been inciting violence. I'm such a dummy problem. You're the fucking problem. You fucking Dr. White onking jam rag, onking spunk bubble.

I'm telling you, H, you keep looking at me, I'm going to put you in the fucking ground. I promise you. Not this time. He says Trump's been inciting violence for a long time and was doing so by refusing to concede the election. Put the shoe on the other foot, Bill. All this evidence. Let's say Trump, right?

Trump won and all this evidence said, really? They don't even try. He says, that's kind of a removed version of inciting violence, which it is. And that the statement from Trump that Twitter used to justify kicking Trump off was pretty vague.

He's even defending Trump. That's how bad Twitter is. He added, it seems like these things become, that's the one true opinion in the liberal bubble. I don't know. I didn't get that. But yes. But Bill, you're as liberal as it gets,

and even you're seeing the truth. Come to our side. Quit. I know you make a zillion dollars, right? But you don't fucking, you don't mean a word you say. They always said that to Bill O'Reilly and Hannity. Neither do you. By the way, he owns part of the Mets.

Yuck. Right, Jace? He's got a piece of the Mets. Who better to go to? Anyways, this is a final story, folks. The show's going a little long here. Let's stay on the related topic of twitter because they really did some douching this week twitter purge uh this week and their purge dropped tens of thousands of republican followers

this is unbelievable the twitter purge after the capital rights left 75 percent of senate republicans with fewer, with several losing tens of thousands, a review by the Post said. Many of the Senate's most powerful Democrats, meanwhile, gained tens of thousands of followers since January 6th data from the tracking website Social Blade reveals. I don't know why I don't have this clip. I should have pulled it. James O'Keefe, you know, Veritas, has Dorsey, not knowing he's, and he's talking about how the crackdown, he goes, it's going to get bigger. He goes, it's similar to the crackdown on QAnon. It's going to be similar to that, only it's going to get wider and bigger. He's actually saying it.

It's going to be similar to that, only it's going to get wider and bigger. He's actually saying it. Again, who's he look like, the midget from Game of Thrones? Yeah, Peter Dinklage. On the Democratic side, many of the big winners were the stars of the 2020 presidential primary. Minnesota Senator Amy Klobuchar. She's up more than 70,000. Oh my God, she is? 70,000.

Massachusetts he, she, Elizabeth Warren added another, what, 80,000. Fucking bitch. Bernie Communist Sanders took in more than $350,000 while VP-elect Kamala Harris led the way with $1.3 million gained. You believe it? Make me a sandwich. Make me a fucking sandwich.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. A review of all hundred Senate accounts show that only two Democrats, California's Dianne Feinstein and Arizona's Kirsten Sinema, lost followers over the past 30 days. Among Republicans, some of the biggest losers were Majority Leader Mitch McConnell. He went from 1,100 people down to 80,000. He lost 45,000. Iowa's Chuck Grassley, all old white guys, down more than 50,000. Florida's Marco Robio, down 78 grand. South Carolina's Lindsey Graham, who led the losers with a decline of more than 112,000. You know why he led them?

Because it's not just, it's all, it's Republicans. You know, the left, the haters follow these guys too. But it's Republicans because he's come again. He goes back and forth. He's, anyways, can you imagine? The bottom line is the Democrats since January 6th have gained a ton because of why? Selective news by Twitter. And we all know the story by now, don't we? You can tighten that up, Jakes. Anyways, that is it for today. I am tired.

I don't know what to tell you, folks. Aren't you getting a little excited about inauguration day to see what might happen? Come on, there's a little tingle in your feet. Anyways, that is it. Don't forget cameo.com if you want me to roast one of your friends or relatives. Go to cameo.com, click on my profile, tell me a little about the person. I'll make personal video on my phone and uh send it to that person uh you guys think that i will say it you're very welcome um we'll see you back here tomorrow at the same time have a good day everybody guitar solo We'll see you next time.