The Nick DiPaolo Show - Will Bankman-Fried Fry? | Nick Di Paolo Show #1321

Episode Date: December 13, 2022

Brinton Fired. El Paso Invaded. Fried Arrested. Violent Lefty Arrested.

Please follow me on Patreon and subscribe to the exclusive daily encore show. Today, I'll be talking about what, Dallas? The comedian who got heckled by a racist black woman. Yes, a biracial stand-up comic who was heckled by a black woman who thinks white guys have no right. Well, he's biracial, and she still hated him, and it's very interesting. It's happened to me a thousand times times but nobody seems show on a Tuesday. Oh yeah, how are you folks? Welcome to the big show on a Tuesday. How you doing, I?

I'm doing good. Slight touch of the shingles. Hey, I'll be dead soon. Let's not kid ourselves. That's not something you hear a fucking 28-year-old saying. Forgot my tooth again. So let's just, let's review the first 30 seconds shingles and I'm missing a tooth I'll be saying hi to coach leach in about five minutes this keeps up fuck no too soon there's no such thing I've proved that a million times it's not funny if i say it a year

from now it's funny well he he's not even in the ground yet you know coach leach folks of your college football you do turn texas tech into a passing machine and now he's mississippi state i think was his um anyways he had a massive heart attack and one and and passed away uh but really funny if you go online and check out some of his clips, he was an odd duck. Remember some guy accused him of being one of his players? Do you remember he got canned for, well, I forget what it was. Not sexual abuse, but.

No, it was like a hazing type thing. Yeah, he put the guy in a closet, broom closet or something. Yes, he put a guy like in a tool shed for a couple hours or some shit. That's my type of coach. Guy comes out. Fucking eight hours later, he's got a shovel. Fucking rake. Cry baby.

Anyways. So anyways, rest in peace, coach. Speaking of football real quick. Patriots last night. Let me tell you something. Matt Jones, again, I'm not going to bore you with just New England, Pete, but I love Belichick. You know, he just doesn't matter.

After all that success with Brady and shit, I would have rode off into the sunset. This motherfucker is just a football coach. He doesn't give a shit. Doesn't have a lot of big names there. Mac Jones is better than they're letting him be. I actually agree with Mac Jones. They're going to let him cut it. We got a guy named Matt Patricia,

who was our defensive coordinator when the Pats won all those Super Bowls. He's the offensive coordinator. He coached the Lions a couple years ago for about a minute, head coach. The guy has a fucking aeronautics degree. He literally is a space, head coach. The guy has a fucking aeronautics degree. He literally is a space engineer type shit. I mean, anyways, they were fighting.

They got into it. They talked about it before the game, and during the game, Mac Jones waved him off, like, get out of here. I'm going to do what I want, whatever. After some shit play calling, which I agree with him on, then, of course, they score, and they're all hugging each other and shit.

That's how it is. Guys can do that. It's not like broads. Fucking broads get in an argument and they fucking won't talk to each other for 40 years. Jeez, you blew my boyfriend. Big deal.

Get a nice head of hair and a nice pair of pants on. What? Anyways, that's about all I want. Tulsa King's getting better what's tulsa king the only the biggest problem with it stallone not because of his actor on any of that it's just stallone you're watching rocky play a mobster might as well have adriana in there as the drug

dealer i don't know adriana who the that fuck's that? You mean Adrian? Oh my god. Have another fucking Advil PM, Nick. And I had short ribs over mashed potatoes last night. Dallas, you and Gianna next time you're coming over, whenever that is, you're done painting the sky dome over there. Fucking Dallas

on a ladder 80 feet high with his wife. Anyways, I took those short ribs that I made for pizza. Obviously, I had a ton left. Just made mashed potatoes, put the short ribs, and this gravy that you made the short ribs in. Dude, I know I'm sounding fat and all, but my God, it's better than blowing a guy. What? Let's move on. What? What? Speaking of gravy. Oh, Jesus. Yeah, that's that Southern red-eye gravy they always talk about. Anyway, speaking of blowing and gravy and fags, faggot finally fired is the headline. Oh my God, I'm talking like Daffy Duck. Anybody picking up on that?

Anyways, a quick update on the story we did yesterday about Sam Britton. You remember who he was, right? The MIT bald nuclear waste guy that works for the Biden administration got caught stealing a bag in Minneapolis from an airport, got caught again. They had no choice but to give him. Look at this fucking guy, slash girl, slash human penis with teeth. Look at this Matt Damon chemo fucking. Anyways, how in God's name was he in charge of anything that had the word nuclear in it?

Anything at all. Anything. Better chance of having a nuclear family, this guy. The non-binary Biden official has been charged with crimes related to thefts of suitcases at an airport. Guess what? Finally, unemployed. You're fired. You're fired.

You're fired. Get out of here, you big bitch. His name is Sam. Please give me a call. Brinton. Worked as the Deputy Assistant Secretary for Spent Fuel, which is what he is, in waste disposition at the Department of Energy's Office of Nuclear Energy in Joe Biden's administration.

But on Monday, Brinton was reportedly fired when it should have happened two months ago, according to several sources, including his fluffer. An official at the Department of Education confirmed the report, but offered no details. Here's the quote. Sam Brinton is no longer a Department of Energy employee. By law, the Department of Energy cannot comment further on personal. Why not? Why not come out and go, it was a mistake hiring this cocksucker,

and we should have fired him a long time ago? Just nothing. Nothing. Said the official to the Daily fucking Beast. Yeah, you know what? This is when he's happiest, bent over a kitchen table. Squeal! Squeal!

Yee! Yee! Yee! Yee! That's him trying on the... He was stealing bags, and it's got to be fun when you get home. You're like, ooh, what's in here? But he would steal chicks, but, you know.

Anyways, enough of that. What happened to our country, folks, between that, this, and the other thing? What? I have no idea what I just said. Bye-bye, Miss American Pie. Drove my Chevy or Chevy to the lobby, but the lobby was dry.

Thousands of criminal non-citizens, and they're not just Mexicans, by the way. They're mostly, again, Ecuadorian from all over the fucking world. But we know that our Latino friends, they know that we love them. So I like to, you know, I don't have, I don't know, I don't have Ecuadorian music and I'm not familiar with their food, so I can't make fun of them. Thousands of criminal non-citizens poured into El Paso, Texas over the weekend. Apparently aided, this is the part that freaked me out, along the way by Mexican state police.

What? What? So it's official. Their government's basically working with the Biden administration to turn this country into a third world shithole. And when I tell you folks, a couple of years from now,

when you, I say West Coast, but it doesn't have to be. You're going to go any major city in this country in about three years, less than that. It's going to look like a whole different. You guys, I don't know if you, I don't know if you understand the gravity of what's happening here. Literally displacing people with a, it's never happened. No country's ever of our magnitude successes cut their own throats like this. It's un-fucking-real. It's a global thing. I told you, the die's already been cast. Apparently, aided by the Mexican state police, aren't they, shouldn't they be helping drug

dealers smuggle? Rarely before have border agents seen so many foreign nationals stealing to the United States. Well, that's a racist verb. At one time and in one place. I love freakish chum chums. I love them, they do. I go to the footlocker. I'll fucking shoot you. Aye, aye, aye.

What? What? Huh? Why do I say that? I'll tell you why. Because I was in, I used to do a club in San Antonio right on the Riverwalk. Twice, I'd go to the mall there. The club was right in the fucking mall.

Twice, not once, Dallas. Twice, I saw security. This is when they used to do their job. Chasing. First time was black kids. Second time was like Latino kids with fucking boxes and sneakers. I'm just sitting there like an old man in front of a fountain. They wouldn't run about.

For El Paso, that's how long ago that was. They used to actually try to stop these guys. For El Paso, already strained amid an unprecedented flood of criminal non-citizens. Can you imagine living there? This is only a taste of things to come. That's nice. Texas officials expect the deluge of illegal aliens to worsen significantly when Title 42, the so-called remain in Mexico policy that Trump put in place that worked beautifully ends later this month. Fox News, Bill Malusian, the guy with the Kennedy hair, reported that a huge migrant caravan of over 1,000 people crossed illegally into El Paso, Texas. That was just last night, folks, making it the largest single group we have ever seen.

The city of El Paso reports a border patrol now has over 5,000 in custody. Where do you even put them? What is custody? Airbnb tents has released

hundreds into the city streets, not to mention. Look at the footage. First of all, look at this. You're witnessing history, folks. People are going to look back on this and go, what in God's name? And it's too late. I don't care who the next president is.

What are you going to do? Go door to door and fucking, what are you going to do? So check this out. It's even shocking. Even, you know, we should be used to it by now but watch some of these clips are you shitting me it's like the line at star Starbucks at the airport. Fucking people. You have no idea how to defend a nation.

Look it. They're at the beach. Oh, yeah. Yeah. A lot of good's going to come. I'm sure they're all well-educated and ready to take jobs in coding. All right. That's good.

I get the idea. And it's not just Mexican people. It's all kinds of cacapupu. Unbelievable. that's good. I get the idea. And it's not just Mexican people. All kinds of caca-poo-poo. Unbelievable, it's happening. I always heard it, even when I was 18, I would hear, this country's going to be a third world shit hole. I mean, been hearing it since, seriously, for 40 years now. And it's coming to fruition.

Where are they going to go? What are the kids, you know? I got a sister-in-law who's a teacher in, like, Waterbury, Connecticut. She has kids. She'll come in her class and be eight kids, ten kids bigger. None of them speak English. She's a baby. It's fucking insane. The illegal aliens who allegedly came from Nicaragua,

as Brian Reagan has a good bit, Peru, Ecuador, were escorted by Chihuahua. That's Chihuahua, right? Chihuahua State Police from the city of Chihuahua. No, the city of Jimenez, two facilities run by non-governmental organizations. That would be scumbag activists, human rights cunts over here that go under that title, NGOs, in the Mexican border city of Juarez. Of Juarez. Unbelievable. From Juarez, the migrants then flouted American laws and stole into the United States,

illegal aliens lined up to be taken into custody. So you're not sneaking in. You're just going, I'm here. Show me where to get processed and hide. By border patrol with the understanding that rather than facing a penalty for violating American territorial sovereignty, you get a hand job of getting an ass kiss. They would likely be cut loose inside, again, the United States of fucking America. Just think about it, folks. And I can't help but keep going back to when Trump was president. They tried to get him for that phone call he had.

They tried to get him and all this petty shit. The Mar-a-Lago thing about, remember all the illegal documents that was recently, all that shit. And this motherfucking Biden and all the cocksuckers around him are wiping their ass with the Constitution before your eyes.

1744 illegal aliens were released into El Paso between Saturday and Sunday alone. The El Paso sector of the southern border reportedly had over 2,600 illegal crossings over a period of 24 hours from Friday to Saturday. According to the city of El Paso's Migrant Situational Awareness Dashboard. The word awareness is hilarious. As of December 12th, 5,100, did you hear that? 5,100 and five illegal aliens were in custody. U.S. Customs and Border, that would be CBP,

noted that the El Paso sector saw, get this, a 280.6% increase in its encounters with illegal aliens stealing into the U.S. in October and a 39.1% increase in single adults. Not what you've been hearing, is it? Oh, it's just families and they'll be fine. Last month, 53 grand, 53 large, 53 grande illegal aliens, 53,574 illegal

aliens were apprehended entering the U.S. in the El Paso sector. How do you still live in El Paso? Imagine the line at the Dunkin' Donuts in the morning. The center square indicated that figures, that figure doesn't include the 24,124 illegal aliens who evaded Border Patrol in November. Anybody left in South and Central America?

Illegal border crossings unchecked by the Biden administration exceeded 2 million in fiscal year 2022. Fuck Joe Biden! Fuck Joe Biden! In the fiscal year now underway, Border Patrol saw 230,000. By the way, I think the fiscal year starts in October. Seriously, 230,678 criminal crossings in October alone. The latest surge of illegal border crossings comes ahead of the end of Title 42.

This Trump-era public health order, invoked by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, oh, now we don't listen to the CDC, in March of 2020, was implemented to stop the spread of COVID-19, enabling American officials to quickly send around 40% of illegal aliens in California, Southern Florida, sent them packing, 28% of them were potential field goal kickers. What? Who said? I skipped it. 21 states sued to block the Biden administration from ending Title 42.

The complaint said, the suit challenges an imminent man-made self-inflicted calamity, which is exactly what this is, the abrupt elimination of the only safety valve preventing this administration's disastrous border policies from devolving into unmitigated chaos and catastrophe. It already has. This effort to help bolster America's poor southern border was in vain.

Title 42 is going to be lifted on December 21st of this year. That's great, isn't it, folks? Isn't that great? So all those numbers I just read to you are only going to get worse come December 21st. This is unfreaking real. And you wouldn't even, you don't hear people from NBC, ABC, CBS. It's all, what are we doing here?

Anyways, let's move on to some domestic pee-pee-poo-poo terrorists. Fry Freed. Fry Fried? Freed. Oh, Sam Freed. I forget he's got a middle name, too. Domestic pee-pee-poo-poo terrorists. Fry Fried. Fry Fried? Fried. Oh, Sam Fried. I forget he's got a middle name, too. Something like greedy. Disgraced crypto king, Sam Bankman.

Could you make up a more villainous Jewish name? You guys, it sounds like it's made up. Samuel. It's in the Bible, isn't it? Bank man. Fried. That'll make easy protest signs when they throw him in jail. Was arrested by authorities in the Bahamas Monday night after getting caught jerking off in the pool at a Sandals resort in front of three ladies. Did you make that? No, I found it. Oh, it's cute, isn't it?

What's he crying for? Nothing's happening to him. Anyway, so they finally arrested him in the Bahamas after criminal charges were filed by U.S. prosecutors. Don't you move, you motherfucker. I'll blow your brains out. Don't kid yourself. The guy is going to get me treated with kid gloves.

He gave zillions of dollars to the DNC right before the midterms, folks. Don't worry, Sam, you're going to be fine. The 30-year-old was taken into custody after the Bahamian government received formal notification from the United States of the charges against him, according to the Office of Attorney General in the Bahamas, Bakalulu, my mind. Ballon. The shaggy-haired former billionaire has been under investigation by the Justice Department. Watch Gutfeld's monologue tonight, because it's about this.

Ooh, there's some zingers in there. I'll probably get arrested tomorrow. Under investigation by the Justice Department ever since FTX, which had been among the world's largest cryptocurrency exchanges, imploded and filed for bankruptcy protection on November 11th. Give me the money. Give me the fucking money. You're going to hear this. You hear me? I'm going to come here and bust my body.

Give me the fucking money. That's Tom Brady's lawyer. Brady was helping promote this, right? A few other famous people. Federal prosecutors have reportedly been scrutinizing how FTX handled, just the company's name. Hack me. How FTX handled customer funds and the alleged transfer of hundreds of millions of dollars

from the U.S. to the Bahamas. He had his own company called Almeida Holdings or some shit. You know how they do it. It's fucking from the U.S. to the Bahamas around the time of the bankruptcy filing. They were also said to be probing whether Bankman Freed has showered this month. Look at the fucking mop on him. Manipulated crypto markets by orchestrating trades that led to the collapse of the Terra USD cryptocurrency earlier this year. We all know about that, don't we? No. I'm going to find out what the hell happens here. Terra?

How about Terra Bull? Get out, everybody. Bankman Freed, who resigned as ftx ceo the day the bankruptcy filing has repeatedly denied personal responsibility for the platform's collapse oh has he really he didn't come out and go yeah you gotcha and distance himself from fraud accusation insisting he didn't ever try to commit fraud just like every rapist didn't try to commit rape. Just like every shoplift didn't try to commit shoplifting. What the fuck?

Just like every Milwaukee Bros team didn't commit to winning. Bad team. They're actually decent. That was a good joke in 1980, Nick. All right. Anyways, I don't trust him just by his fucking hair. You're lying. And you're a piece of shit.

News of his arrest came one day before U.S. lawmakers was scheduled to grill Bankman. You see how that works? He was about to get grilled. Isn't it cute? Isn't it how it works? He's probably getting his asshole tongued by Maxine Waters without her wig on. To grill Bankman freed of FTX's disastrous collapse on Capitol Hill in Washington. He's probably getting his asshole tongued by Maxine Waters without her wig on. To grill Bankman Freed over FTX's disastrous collapse on Capitol Hill in Washington on Tuesday.

He was supposed to be fried. Hours before he was nabbed, Bankman Freed had said he would be testifying remotely before the House. Does he get to make that decision? The House Financial Services Committee because he was quite overbooked. What is he, an erotic dancer? What's he talking about? Hey, the law can wait, all right? I'm a cloud of Chuck E. Cheese. I sun, I sunlight?

Meant to say moonlight. Those Advil PM have, oh my God, I'm speaking at an eighth grade level, and had security concerns about traveling to D.C. Here he is being hauled in at Sandals Resort, and boy, they didn't go easy. Some of the people who invested in this found him at the pool, and they got him. They were dragging him back to the hotel. Check it out.

Oh, Jesus. Of course, I'm kidding. That was footage from the Bruins game the other night against Vegas. It got ugly. Anyhow, the Bahamian government attorney general's office said Monday they expected to aid in Bankman-Fried's extradition to the U.S. and then they got really anti-Semitic about it. It seems foolish to have all this money lying around. Oh, you'd rather have it down at the bank where the Jewish guys can leer at it?

Yeah. Right. Money. Money. Money. Money is my favorite artist. Hey, guys, make plans to come and see me on the road starting next month. Here's where I'll be and when.

January 13th to 14th, the Comedy Off-Broadway Lexington, Kentucky. February 3rd and 4th, the Grove Comedy Club, Lola, Arkansas. It's back on. March 11th and 12th, the Comedy Club of KC. That's in KC, Missouri. April 21, 22, the Funny Bone in St. Louis and St. Charles, Missouri. You can get tickets to all those shows at nickdip.com. Click on the tour button. All right. All right. Headline, final story. Leftist bitch-ass punk arrested. I just threw this in

because it was like a feel-good story for me. I hate little liberal cocksucking, like you all do, angry, they're vile little people, whether it's an ugly woman or a short guy, they're hateful. They seem to find a home on the left all the time. A man who confronted a group of anti-drag story hour protesters. In other words, these people These people are protesting a drag thing, right? And so this little puke shows up. Saturday afternoon, he was arrested after allegedly getting into a tussle with an officer monitoring the demonstration, police said. So he's going to go, hopefully. A clip of the incident shows the man first facing off against the group of about 20 protesters who are holding signs reading,

Leave our kids alone, shut it down now, and respect childhood. Wow, those are so provocative. At the Midtown branch of the New York Public Library. I'm surprised they had room without all the homeless guys jerking off to the videos in there. Let's take a look. Watch how, again, watch the anger and just, you know why it is, folks, because they know they're wrong. And the left always resorts to violent first. But what's the anger on this little punk? This fucking who do we say? Mark Ruffalo wannabe. Go ahead. Roll tape.

Fuck you. Get the fuck out of here. Fuck you. You're fucking disgraceful. You're fucking disgraceful. You're fucking disgraceful. That's when you know it's bad. You hear a black kid go, you better watch it. That's when you know it's bad. You hear a black kid go, you better watch it, that's an officer. First, what's a black guy doing in a library? Folks, you know I'm kidding. There's a lot of black people out smarter than me. I haven't met one yet, but listen.

That's just pure racer. It's a joke, for the love of God. Patrice would have loved that. Go ahead. That's an officer. That's um go ahead that's the officer hey pause reminds me of colin quinn's bit he talks about how cops he goes it's too bad young black kids and cops don't get along but because they have they live in the same world they all know the same jargon and he goes you ever see when a cop's arresting somebody and there'll be young black kids around and and you hit a black kid go go, no, that ain't the sergeant. He got to get out the

car. That's the other. That's a 546. That's a 187. Sides don't do that shit. Hey, fucko. And the cop goes, hey, fucko, what's your name? Go ahead. You believe that little fucking punk? You snotty little bastard. A few feet away, a woman can be seen in the video ushering a young child away from the gender section. No. From the profanity-laden incident. The angry Catapano, that's the little midget, then turns back around only to be stopped by a member of the NYPD. The clip shows the officer then grabs Catapano, escorts him away. Later in the video, Catapano

appears to be struggling with the officer arresting him in the stairwell, taking a real smack and... Oh! Oh! Ah! Ooh! Yeah! Catapano, who was not a part of the drag story hour, nor the protest, was charged with disorderly conduct, harassment, attempted assault, obstructing governmental administration. Police said he'll be awarded the Bronze Star by Biden on Friday. One of the demonstrators said the group was proud of shutting down the drag story, Our Event.

They're using our taxpayer dollars to fund this, the man told Twitter account NGEG Media. As taxpayers, we have a right to say where our money goes. We went in there, we protested at the drag store, we shut it down early. It was a big success, goddammit. Yes, sir! Good for you. Don't take no shit off nobody, spider. That's it. That's it, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Don't forget Cameo.com. If you want me to roast a friend or relative, go to Cameo, click on my profile. It'll tell you how to do it. Tell me about the want me to roast a friend or relative, go to Cameo. Click on my profile. It'll tell you how to do it.

Tell me about the person. I make a little video on my phone. It's a lot of fun. People love it. They love it. They love it. Anyways, you guys think it. I'll say it.

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