The Nick DiPaolo Show - Wisconsin Commie Judge Detained | Nick Di Paolo Show #1728

Episode Date: April 30, 2025

In this episode Nick talks about Whitmer Outwitted, a Ship Brawl, Judge Detained and more! To watch FULL EPISODES and get ALL RUMBLE PREMIUM content AD FREE, join by clicking the link below, then the red RUMBLE PREMIUM button.  https://rumble.com/c/TheNickDiPaoloShow/exclusive MERCH - Grab some snazzy t-shirts, hats, hoodies,mugs, stickers etc. from our store! https://shop.nickdip.com/ TOUR DATES AND MORE - https://nickdip.com 5/15-16/2025 - Zanies, Rosemont, IL FOLLOW ME ON SOCIALS -   https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/

Music playing You know, I fucking hate the way you make me fucking ride you. Now get the fuck out of here." That's Tony Soprano getting into it with Richie Apriel at the mall. Now get the fuck out of here Richie. Richie Apriel goes, Alright Tony. He goes, Yeah! Alright. The scene opens. Tony's already at the mall waiting for Richie Apriel. That's where they go to talk, so nobody's recording, right? Here comes Richie with his members only jacket.

From 1970s, because he got out of prison. Wearing a members only jacket, those white shoes that guys used to wear. He's got a puss on his face, comes up. I'm going through the fucking food court. This kid spills fucking Chinese food all over my shirt. That's what made that show great. Why would you pull that out of thin air? But that's something that would happen, right? That's what I loved about that show. They grabbed the little slices of life. That's why David Chase was a genius. That you would never, that's how the scene opens. And you're like, what's his problem? You know, know he was always angry but picturing a kid spilling Chinese food on him you know

he'd fucking kill somebody for now get the fuck out of here all right Tony yeah all right Tony goes if you can quote the fucking rules then you can remember them I'm the motherfucking one who calls the motherfucking shots around here. It's so good. I'm sorry folks. It's the best thing that ever happened at the EV. I don't give a shat. That and not Partridge family. Anyway, what has happened since? I don't do much. It's much of the same. I snuck down and had a few drinks at the B&D and went home and I don't know. I don't know what I did. I don't even remember. I'm wearing the thing. Oh, that's

what I'm wearing the thing. It's not the big mask that people used to have to use. You know what? CPAP or whatever the frickin'. But it's a small like thing. Little straps so you don't really feel them on your head. And it's a little plastic, it looks like a mouthpiece, goes, but it blows air up your nose. You got to put it just right to create a seal. The fucking, and it even tells you the next day how the seal was, you know, well fitted, ba ba ba. And I, it said I slept seven and a half hours.

I do remake, again, I don't, I don't even think it was happening. I, I keep just, I have so much. Somebody said you have a guilty conscience a couple years ago. I shut the fuck up. I said, we all know that. Which is, that one got me, I went, ooh, you might be right. But yeah, so it blows, it blows air up your, in your nose and down your throat. Because the, you, people don't know when you

fall asleep like this your tongue falls back and it blocks the airways. Supposedly this flow keeps that from happening. It used to be cocked for me but I had to earn money for college and stuff. You can't really get mad at me. Can you? So I got that blowing down my throat. And yeah, I don't know. I woke up today. I don't feel as shitty as I usually do, so I can't tell. Anyways, it said I had one episode. I don't know if that was for the whole night or per hour.

Either way, it's better than almost 16 per hour. So I'm not fucking giving up on this. I'm going to do it for like, let's say, 22 days up on this. I'm going to do it for like, let's say 22 days or a month. I'm going to do it. That's how bad I need sleep, folks. You know? I've always had that personality that, you need a nap. I've been hearing that my whole life. You need a nap. I slept 11 hours last night. You're a real prick then. You need a nap. I go, yeah, have you looked at my family tree? I'm from a line of pricks. I guarantee that that contributed to my dad's

Alzheimer's that the lack of sleep is like the number one and I believe that a thousand percent Because you guys know when you don't get any sleep the next day you focus you can't focus your memory my memories almost gone just from lack of sleep and that's because these protein plaque builds up in your brain and a healthy person when you fall asleep and you go into I'm probably I probably repeated this yesterday it's how fucked up but when you sleep there's a chemical that washes over your brain like in the middle of the night that clears out all that plaque supposedly. But they didn't know this when my old man was living life and working and he snored.

I'm sure he probably had apnea. I just don't want that to happen. I told Andy, I said, if I get diagnosed with that, don't worry about it. I'm pulling a Frankie Five Angels. I'm going to fucking draw myself a warm bath and slice the fuckin' wrist. That's my plan. Either that or I get in the car.

We don't have a garage though, so this'll be hot. But I'm gonna run a hose from the tailpipe into the, and put on the best of Kiss. We found them dead. We found them dead. We found them dead and Detroit Rock City was blasted. Anyhow, we'll see how that turns out. I'll let you know folks if anybody has sleep apnea. A lot of you probably haven't and don't realize it.

Headline number one, Trump outwits Whitmer. That's not hard to do. President Trump put one over on Democrat Michigan Governor crazy Gretchen Whitmer Tuesday, unexpectedly calling her up to speak at the first of two celebratory events to mark his first 100 days in office. Trump, 78 years old, was addressing, can you imagine we're actually debating

if Trump had as much energy as Biden, they were trying to tell us Biden was just as, think about that, think about those lies. Trump was addressing service members at Selfridge, I had never heard of Selfridge, Air National Guard Base, northeast of Detroit. It's the only air base where they come out in the morning the planes are missing hubcaps what when it's fucking graffiti all over it Malcolm X when he unexpectedly he singled out Whitmer he knows just what he's doing he knows just what the fuck he is doing why would you single her out hey she was a whoa no B she was a whore. She was a whore. A and B. One C, one D.

She sucked a dick. It's getting better. I want to thank, she comes up. Do we have a clipper? Why am I fucking reading it now? That was me. I want to thank Mission, oh no, Trump said, sorry. I want to thank Mission and Governor.

Gretchen Whitmer, real pig. The president began, you know, I'm not supposed to do that, he says. She's a Democrat. They say don't do that. Don't do that, sir. Don't have her here. I said no. This is why he's a salesman.

He doesn't mean a word of this, and I don't give a shit. When you're a politician, it's called statesmanship diplomacy. When you're a business guy, you're bullshitting. Either fucking way. He goes, no, I said she's going to be here. She's doing a very good job. I don't care how much Whitman hates her. She's got to go home and think, no, maybe he is a good. And he knows that. He knows that. Now watch Whitman's body language When when when she comes up, it's hilarious. It's like she's approaching a tiger cage And fucking trunk Trump grabs her at the Latin kind of yanks her and forget out there Like like a like a parent going watch my daughter tap dance. She's like, I don't want get out there Sally

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I appreciate all the work. Are you gonna thank me? He was waiting. Hey, remember who brought you up here? she's like in her head she's going you motherfucker this is the second time in a week that you've done this to me she because she went to visit him in the White House last week to talk about this or maybe two weeks ago I don't know but she was so embarrassed to be this she was hiding her face behind folders when reporters were trying to get a shot of her is that does that tell you there's a healthy government going on when one side literally is too embarrassed to be seen with the president let that sink in can you imagine Tip O'Neill

in the 80s with Reagan hide himself behind it honestly they see him as the fucking enemy and this is his way of going, I don't give fuck what you think. I'm going to tell you to get up. She didn't expect that. This is why the guy's a genius. It was the second time in recent weeks, sorry I just told you all this, Whitman had been caught in an uncomfortable position near the president, first time doggy style in the Rose

Garden. What? Cut? Who? Earlier this month the governor hit her face behind a stack of binders, rather than show her puss to photographers in the Oval Office, where she was waiting for Trump to talk about the future of this air base.

And maybe that's why he did it. He goes, you're embarrassed to fucking be seen with me? Now you're going to be seen with me in front of all your people, air base? As my mom said to me, Nick, you don't let anything slide. That's your problem. I said, why is that a fucking problem? I don't let anybody get one over on me.

I'll say it again. If it's an eight-year-old girl stealing a French fry at the food court from my plate, I'm going to punch her in the head. What the fuck's the matter with you? What the fuck's the matter with you? What the fuck's the matter with you? It was my mother-paper. Fucking, what's the matter with you? What's the matter with you? What the fuck's the matter with you? My mother paid for it.

Fucking, what's the matter with you? You fat fuck, go steal somebody else's fries. I'm like Trump, they call that petty. No, it's my fucking nature. My buddy Greg Zuck, the Great Lake Greg Zuck, my cop buddy who died a few years ago, same thing. You get us together, I would get nervous. I would make him nervous when we went to a restaurant.

He would make me nervous because if the waitress fucking showed any attitude or whatsoever, either I'm gonna go off or he's gonna go off. I was in a Publix with him in Florida and his black chick was the cashier and just almost rolled her eyes when we came walking up So he puts his shit down right? Thinking she's gonna press the conveyor belt and it moves up. Can you get your stuff from he goes what you fucking work here?

I'm like, huh. Here we go Sir you don't have to care I'll fucking curse all I want I'm like, huh And then he fucking calm me down at a restaurant once. It's, you know. Anyways, a couple of assholes. Anyways, that's the name of that story. Let's move on. Headline, there was a brawl on a slave ship.

I couldn't believe it. Dozens of carnival slave cruise ship passengers reportedly were placed on a do not sail list. Do not sail. How much of an asshole do you have to be banned from a boat? To be honest, this shit didn't happen in a long time ago. Can't sail. Can't sail. What?

You already got my parents over there. You ain't going. Do not sail list. Where was that in fucking 1798? After they engaged in a massive brawl while disembarking from the vessel in Galveston. Now let me ask you folks, when you read that, does a certain segment of the population pop into your mind? And if it does and you're right, are you racist or are you just right? Because I guarantee you 10 out of 10, even black people read the headline and go, Oh, what the fuck we do now?

I guarantee it. White people just, you know, every once in a while, we'll brawl, but it but it'll it'll it won't be because somebody stepped on somebody's foot at a titty bar. And it's usually at a sporting event. Exactly. Exactly. It's a fat woman from Pittsburgh with a Jack Lambert t-shirt, 11 degrees out. She throws a cup of beer at a Buffalo Bills fan and it's on.

And then the husband comes up and he gets knocked out. The fighter up that has passed has left the Carnival Jubilee Cruise. Oh, looks like the fucking Amistad. It's the Amistad folks. The Carnival Jubilee cruise ship after a dark Saturday following a week long Caribbean voyage with stops in Mexico, Honduras according to the cruise mapper. What do you do for a living? I'm a cruise mapper. Video obtained by NBC News shows fists flying and pushing and shoving and bullwhips all kinds of Nasty stuff going on inside the cruises terminal. Let's go to the videotape 24 people are now banned from sailing with Carnival Cruise Line after getting into a fight

The video from Saturday appears to show a group of people you see him here shoving each other Well disembarking a ship inside of a terminal in Galveston. You can see people being pushed to the ground. In a statement to NBC News, Carnival says this happened in an area under the authority of U.S. Customs and Border Patrol and has been turned over to law enforcement. These blacks, who knows where they're going to take the wrong way. As you can see, people are seen throwing punches, throwing fellow cruise passengers to the ground who appear to get stumped. It's everything you see at a Red Lobster on a Thursday night buffet.

Several security guards are seen on video running toward the melee, but they were not immediately able to stop the violence, probably because the security guards are women in their late 70s with osteoporosis. It's amazing what passes for security. Have a look at the people at the fucking airport. There's a fucking old, literally a woman like 71. She's got, yeah, she'll be helping Hamas floods the zone. Multiple open suitcases could be seen

on the video strewn around the terminal in the aftermath of the massive brawl. I feel bad. And this isn't a cliche. Obviously, the majority of black people are good people. But that fucking small percentage, man, are they loud. And you know, black people get embarrassed looking at this. Not the ones I've ever met, but okay. In total, 24 people were placed on the do not sale list. I've been banned from Carnival Cruise Line. It looks like a

carnival. Holy moly. I'm on the do not sale list. They're like, OK, I'll fly to Aruba. What the fuck? I'll start shitting first class, too. I mean, God, what a civilization. What a civilization. I don't know. Let's move on to the headline. Judge judged expendable.

The Wisconsin Supreme Court suspended a judge, remember, accused of helping a man. Oh, a man? Or an illegal? An illegal evade immigration authority. A man. Read the news with Nick. A man. Like he's a fucking Ward Cleaver, a fucking help evade immigration authority,

saying Tuesday, it is in the public interest to relieve her, this is the Supreme Court in Wisconsin, I think, of her duties as she faces two federal charges. Well, yeah, yeah. The court's in session, the court's in session now. Here come the judge, Here come the judge. Here come the judge. Half a man.

The FBI took Milwaukee County Circuit Judge Hannah Dugan. Look at Hannah. Now, let's do it again. It's the Nick DePaulo theory that I've been preaching since I was in my late 20s. Any left leaning woman who's a radical is ugly as a stump fence, a fucking subway rat. Look at her, piece of ass. Jesus Christ, she looks like every umpire in the 70s behind the plate. Put the mask

back on there. That's Judge Hannah Dugan, who's never seen a dick in her life. They took her into custody Friday morning at the county courthouse she's been charged with concealing an end of this is a judge folks let that sink in this is a judge concealing an individual and illegal to prevent his discovery and arrest and obstructing or impeding a proceeding you're fired you're fired you're fired you're fired you're fired you're fired look she forgot to. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. Look, she forgot to put her teeth in here. She looks like Tim Walz in a dress if he was transitioning. Does she not? No, no choppers. In its two-page order, the court said it was

acting to protect public confidence in Wisconsin courts during the criminal proceedings against Dugan. The order noted that the court was acting on its own initiative and was not responding to a request from anyone. Liberal justices, by the way, control that court four to three. Even they said, even they said, look, we know we're assholes

and we're probably gonna break the law too, but you got caught. Dugan is accused of, we all know it's the judges that are the problem. They're all... How many judges have I shown you? They're fucking female... Female, ugly fucking angry women.

Who happen to be smart enough to get through law school. She might as well have a kilth on. Look at her. That's every judge. And you wonder why she hates Trump and alpha white male patriarchy and all that shit? They're radical. She's not a judge. She's an activist.

Dugan is accused of escorting a man and his lawyer from her court through the jury door last week. Sneaking them out through the jury door after learning that the that ice was in the building and Seeking his arrest so the judge says Manuel this way the man was taken into custody Custody outside after a foot chase She was taken into custody after they hit her with an elephant gun bullet Right Hannah Hannah Barbera And Right, Hannah? Hannah Barbera. And like I said it before, folks,

this is when it gets dangerous when you have supposedly people that hold up the law and order in this country. When they start to give the finger to law and order, that's when all hell can break loose. Let's keep an eye on her. She'll probably have a job teaching law probably at Harvard next week or, you know, Cal Berkeley, one of the ones that hasn't been on TV too much lately. And that's, once that generation's dead, I say we expedite it by the way, once they're

fucking dead and gone, who knows? Hopefully it can be replaced by people who just want to live in peace yeah i don't know because look at all the generation of college kids that are all fucking retarded right now they're the future they're going nowhere they've been exposed so we'll be waiting for them and first of all they see anything that looked like they're fucking uh i i just i think you know we've put up with this for 60 years and finally somebody said look they have the problem you know how many you're trying to light on a middle of the night and all the cockroaches go fucking running nine directions that's what I feel like Trump was

he came in the kitchen his bathrobe to take a dump not why would you dump in the kitchen I don't know he's got gold toilets everywhere, and they just scurried Anyways ladies and gentlemen if you like stand-up comedy come see me. Oh my god may 1st is tomorrow So may 15th and 16th couple weeks. I'll be at Zany's in Rosemont, Illinois One show on Thursday night might have been a mistake of my part But I was I'm doing crowd us I just wanted to jump you know and then show Friday night, the next night, which is almost sold out already. It's one of my favorite clubs.

Not just saying that. Chicago is one of my favorite comedy cities. They never get offended. And it's just tremendous. Anyhow, yeah. So go to Nick to check my schedule. It's so far. I'm deciding what I'm going to do.

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