The Nick DiPaolo Show - WNBA's BS Ideology Exposed! | The Nick DiPaolo Show #1933

Episode Date: August 10, 2026

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furniture I can even pat myself on the back place in my life. I came out of a guy. That is like something my mother would say to me after I told her to fuck off and I was 14 or something. No respect about it. Only she didn't sound like a fucking man. Again, folks, Torchon Trill, I'm plugging it. I watched it when I was in my artist age just watching everything and trying to, you know,

one man chose and fucking. And it was really friggin' good. That's Harvey, uh, I always want to say Weinstein, Firestein. Some of you guys might not be familiar with him. Remember Mrs. Doubtfire? Remember that scene where he's in a makeup chair and there's two fags putting makeup on Robin Williams and they start singing some song, some gay song.

He was one of them. But you know what? Guy like that, if I met him, I know I'd like him because he's a funny fuck. And I mean, I just, who cares? I really feel that way. I don't give a fuck. Myro Cantone's.

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WMBA has a couple of new draftees. I think they're going to do well. My girl, my second love in my world, wait a minute, the wife, Stacey, R. RPG. Sophie at tide for a second. Sophie gets clobbered. Black girl, clotheslined. UK, boy, they love gay stuff.

And a toddler derails a flight and not behaving. And we got a guy, we don't get a guy. We'll talk about this guy who was a gun. Actually, it was Hitler's gun. Tremendous. And a few other things. I don't feel like reading the rest. What do you think of that? Weekend, real quick. Sox came back to Earth. a little bit. Oakland A's came into

town. We had won nine in a row again, and Oakland came in, I think, on a nine-game losing streak, and they took two out of three from us in Fenway. Stinky Oakland slash Sacramento slash Toledo Mudhins. Yeah, they took two out of three.

But the socks, the one game they won, I think this was against the A's. It's all blended in now. They had to come back five times to tie a game after the seventh inning, and it's the first time that's ever been done. And they 12 11. Anyways, I know you guys, that's enough of that shit.

What else? I'll tell you, Dallas. I love steak. I love London broil. You know, it's a cheap cut, but Jesus Christ, you do it right. I ate the whole, by the way, Andy didn't feel like steak. So I ate a whole London broil. In one sitting, no, there's a couple hours in between.

I literally, I literally said, you know what? I'll eat the rest tonight because if I can, tell somebody I could eat a whole London broiler one sitting. And it wasn't, it wasn't medium rare, which is how I like. It was a little on the raw side, which I liked even better. And then I did have,

I did have some leftover. Like I said, I ate in the afternoon. And that night, I had some leftover. So I took out this, you know, Andy bought me a grill for my birthday, indoor, you know, flat. You know, you put it over the burn. It's when you still.

And I took the London broil, which I said was on the raw side, so it was perfect. I chopped it up. Chopped it up like you would a cheese steak. I threw a thing of cheese on it, put the bowl over, let it melt into Cuban bread. And again, when you make cheese steak, you're supposed to use a rib bike, much more tender and shit. But if you cut it fine enough, you can use any steak. And God, it was as good as it sounds. still having

anyways the hell is where I'm going the rest of the people are going to go what it's going to his ass folks and sausage and peppers last night which is Andy's favorite one of her favorites and yeah

I did pretty good there I ate like a normal person um what the fact worked on my book um what is this saying oh Bible book I read my Bible book last

for a couple hours, action-packed comic book. I'm so fucking Esau and, you know, Jacob and Sarah and all those other Jews that run fucking the Fed. Yeah. I could have, that's it. When I read a Bible, I try to take it serious, folks, but I'm a comic, and everything jumps out at me. Some of my best shit, I had a bit about Cain and Abel.

Remember Cain and Abel? The dad, they both gave their dad a gift. One gave them a good thing. The other one gave me of shit. And I tied it to something me and my brother did on Father's Day. I gave my father, my brother gave him like a fucking $200 sweater. I gave him like $11 tie and he made me wandered the earth the rest of my life. It was fucking, I'm telling you, part of me wants to sit down and take like Genesis or

exit, whatever to fuck, and just do a one-man show. Huh? Absolutely. That will be good. Here's a chapter of my book. I hope I'm not giving the whole book away, but I don't know what's going to make the cut and what's not going to. Excuse me.

God damn, I'm gonna start smoking again, not as well. I have a, I'm gonna have a chapter, not a chapter, just a couple of pages. Again, folks, this is some of it's essay, a lot of it's autobiographical, and I'm gonna have a chapter called orphaned jokes. And what I mean, they're not jokes about orphans. Orphan jokes, meaning the jokes that can't find the home. They don't fit my set anywhere. They're just sort of like funny one-liners or whatever the fuck.

I mean, I probably could develop them, but I don't see the meat on. I'll read them all to you, what I got so far. Hopefully when the book comes out in six years, you won't remember. Porn website. My friend wants to create a porn site. I told them build it, and they will come, meaning ugly people. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Tell that the guy who goes to bed every night next to Margot Robbie.

I had to explain that one to Andy. I go, what are you a fucking nun? How do you not get that? Here's my favorite shit joke. Constipation. I was constipated with so long. When I finally took a dump, I suffered from postpartum depression for two weeks. It was so big,

I didn't know if I should flush it or have a gender reveal party. Life coach. I fired my life coach last week. According to my wife, he was 15 games under 500. Domino's. Domino's is like the last girl at a bar at closing time.

Yeah, it's going to taste fine, but would you eat if you were sober? Probably not. I realized I was old, and this is a good one. It's not really a joke, it's a thought. And it's true. When I was watching, I told you this from Dallas, I might even set it on the show. When I was watching a baseball game and they put a young player's newly signed contract on the screen, and I realize I probably will be dead before he's a free agent again.

Let that one sit. But the truth is, you guys might be dead. somebody in your 20s that just heard me say that. You could get hit by a train tomorrow. My point is, I'm heading to, you know. Gayest thing a guy could say. Nice top, honey. And I said, even if you say it to a woman and not another guy,

if you say nice top to anyone, you're probably a bottom. I really am a fucking poet. Reporting a death. I don't even know if this is your... New rule. If you're reporting a death, you have to tell us how the fucking person died. It's the first thing 100% of people ask when hearing about someone dying. Not telling us is like a sports reporter saying,

The Sox and Yankees faced off at Fenway earlier this afternoon. Now here's Tom of the Weather. Here's one that I'm sort of known for. Somebody, even a TV critic, actually mentioned it when Tough Crowd was on, and I said this on Tough Crowd. I said, sex is like pizza. Even when it's bad, you're still going to pay for. It's a great fucking line.

Wife giving head. My wife sounds like a mobster right before he gets whacked. Just not in the face. The perfect quarterback. This isn't a joke, random thought. I was in my head. I was like Dr. Frankenstein putting the best quarterback together. I think I said this on the show.

Tom Brady's head on Lamar Jackson's body. My friends are pessimist. More than me. I was voted class pessimist in high school. That's no bullshit. They invented a superlative for me. They thought I was so negative, which you were probably right. But again, I said, I'm not a pessimist.

I'm a realist. And you know how I know that? Two of the people that voted that for me, they're dead. My friend, I said, my friend's more pessimistic than me. He always has to put a negative spin on everything. I'm like, look at that perfect ass and that chick. He goes, yeah, wow, that really is perfect. But, you know, she still shits out of it.

I sent these to call, and he goes, if you don't put these in a special, I go, hey, motherfucker, you've been telling me specials don't mean shit for the last 10 years now. Now you're telling me to do a special? What are you fucking doing over here? Kids being brainwashed with trans propaganda. I know I've said this one. Kids at school are being brainwashed with propaganda. If a shrink asks a student using this doll, tell me where the teacher touched you, the kid would point to his head.

Right? That's something like gutfeld. Well, actually he did. I think he used that in his monom. Tripod. That was my nickname. You heard this one? Yeah.

That was my nickname in the locker room showers in high school. Not because I had a big dick, but because I was in the corner with a camera. News, afraid to say black. Teens, not black teens, Exploding crime, not black crime, people rioting. It's like watching a cooking show where they can't save food. Girls shit?

I didn't know girls took shit until I was like 35. It's like finding out Santa wasn't real. I think I talked about this on a joke. Cute girl comes out of the bathroom on an airplane. She was a little petite thing. I'm like, this will be fine following her. Might as well have been Andre the Giant coming back from October 5. That's what call.

Screaming babies on a plane. I have a joke like this, but I shortened it and tightened this up. I've said it on occasion on stage. All the way from New York to L.A. for six hours. Baby was screaming. First thing I did when I got home was cut a $1,500 check to Planned Parenthood. Black Pillow Company, Your Pillow. You're going to like this one, Dallas.

Again, I think you and I have discussed somebody. Savannah Furniture Company. Dallas will vouch for me. Furnish company down here called Bad Cock and Moore. It's the actual name of the store. Sounds like my wife's Yelp review of our honeymoon. Here's a thought, not really a joke. NFL offensive linemen, it's like being a good cop.

Nobody knows your name or number until you do something wrong. And this was true. I was on stage one night, and I meant to say, it's the bit I just told you about. I meant to say cane and able, but it came out cable and anal. It did. I was fucking had a few drinks of me. I go, which sounds like a category on the $10,000 pyramid,

things you do in a hotel room. And finally, if I was on death row, I've used this on stage, actually. If I was on death row, if I was, my last meal would be the never-ending bowl of pasta, the olive gun. So I'm going to have a whole couple pages of those. My old web guy put up on my site years ago, famous Apollo quotes, and he had great taste. He got all the ones that I would have put up there.

And I told you, Don Cherry, the hockey coach, has used one of my lines. The fucking Prime Minister of Australia used my joke that I did when I was a young, literally young comedian special on HBO about hooking a monkey's brain up to a car battery that you're going to cure AIDS. Guy did it, only instead of he was a monkey,

he said terrorists to stop terrorism or something. It was fucking great, but he stole it. fucking president stealing my shit that's when Australia was cool now that I've bored you people let's get on with it I'm having fun

writing that fucker where do you hear my grandfather that fuck I read it to I go Jesus I'm gonna think he's just a fucking bad guy well and he wasn't he was a fucking great

hey look he came over here when he's 15 I mean it was literally no money in his fucking pocket and here I am. This is what you got. So you might want to look him up and kill his family over there. Rocco de Paolo.

About 5'7, I'd say. Barrel chest like me. Arms down to his ankles like a monkey. Must have been a pretty good looking guy because my grandmother was 23 years younger than him. Fucking Giddies. And my grandmother must have been pretty good looking, But as she got older, I said this in one of my jokes, she looks like Bill Parcells.

Nice head of gray hair. She had the glasses like Parsons. Sometimes she'd wear a sweater vest. I put a headset on her, pretend she was coaching once in a minute. Yes, that eat you. Let's get on with it. I don't even know how to do the show anymore. Look at the thing died. Everything has a time limit on it in life. It's why my blood pressure is 670 over 597. Got to get my kidneys checked, apparently. One kid, he's a little underfunction. Well, it should. I'm drinking every day.

Let's get on with it. WMBA called on their performative bullshit is the headline. You heard me. Enos Cantor, Freedom. That's his name. He played for the Celtics. He's from Europe. Changed his name to freedom legally.

And Royce White, that's another former NBA guy, put the WNBA in almost impossible. spot on Friday when they declared for the 2007 draft in the wake of the Sophie Cunningham drama and the ways out are very limited for the league

and this is why you do shit like this is why you speak up you know Sophie what's her name Cunningham my six foot blonde hair blue-eyed lizard she made a big deal no one else is

everybody's afraid to Remember we showed a clip of the fever coach last week. She's going, well, first of all, I feel exclusivity at any time is wrong. Oh, really? Everybody on lines said the same thing. So if LeBron calls tomorrow and says, I want to play, you have to let them in. Do you see how stupid you look? And do you know why that is, folks?

That's a wet dream that we can all live together and guys can play. That's a wet, it's a dumb dream. It really shows the colors of people on the left. You're not fucking bright. It's a wet dream. And now when reality or when rubber hits the road, it disintegrates. I love this guy, Royce White. We'll play him in a second.

Frankly, none of them are great for the league, as far as the options, which is presumably the point, unless, of course, both former NBA stars are just itching to get back in the game of basketball. I'm just looking at this guy's show. shoulders and picturing, even like Caitlin and Clark trying to drive the lane when this guy's standing there. Do you understand? And Caitlin understands, and Sophie Cunningham understands. It's the angry lesbians, both colors, by the way. The white ones are a little less violent. Surprise. Anyway, here's Royce White, former NBA player declaring for the WMBA draft.

Oh, earlier this week, I made the announcement. I'm transgender. I'm a transgender. I'm a I identify as sometimes identifying as a woman for purposes of basketball, professional basketball. So I'll be declaring for the WMBA draft in 2027 as well. Well, I mean, I think I'd be unstoppable. But I'm a team first guy. You know, I'm a past first kind of player. I do the little things. You know, I led my team in all five major stat categories at Iowa State University.

Imagine that. So I do a little bit of everything. I'll do whatever the coach needs me to do. I'll do whatever the girls need me to do. All kidding aside. What is the reason for your decision to declare for the W&A? I just told you, bitch. No, I think it's only fair.

I think it's only fair. I see other great minds, other great athlete, political minds like Enos Cantor. You know, great minds think alike. And it's only fair that some of us get a shot to play in the women's association. I think I'd be a great fit. you know my i still have low mileage as a player and uh and you know i got the natural fair skin and and the nice you know thick eyelashes and whatnot i haven't broken out my wigs yet but but i'm looking into some some good ones i don't know much about the wigs but i'm looking into some

uh and i just hope that the the bangs on the wig don't get into my my eyesight so i can i can play like i need to play i'm loving it i think the white skin came as another part of the joke that he's, oh, I'm white and a woman in a way. Oh, yeah, yeah, no, that's right. Yeah, I have fair skin. You know, like Sophie and like, um, this is so great. I, and I hope it plays out. Uh, anyways, for those who missed it, canter and white call the WMBA's bluff by both declaring their intention to enter next year's draft within hours of each other on Friday evening. They must have called each other. Uh, if simply, By the way, that guy we just played, he's like running for congressman in whatever state he lives in.

Well-spoken, smart. Guys like that, I hate him. Great fucking athlete. All-American in college. Fucking smart enough to run for college. I like him. I don't mean, you know what I mean, ironically. Same with the, I told you this.

I'm a big fan of, I hate Ivy League. They're politics and shit. But if I'm running a baseball team or football or anything, fantasy football league. and I have to pick somebody or whatever. I'm going with the Ivy League guy. All the ones I know, just, you know, the kids, a couple of my friends went to Dartmouth and shit, and they make life look easy.

My brother-in-law, Rich, went to Princeton, became an engineer, worked for Honeywell. Got bored with that after a few years. I think I'll go to Wharton Business School. Graduated first in his class. Played soccer, that's a one-strike against him. If simply declaring who you are, all that's required.

Did I meet every requirement necessary to compete in the WMBA freedom stated in a social media post? Huh? That's right. What a moment for those two trailblazers. There'll be like modern day Jackie Robinson's next year when they hear their names called. Of course, there is a long way to go to get that a point, a long way. It's more likely that not that and it's more likely that not that it never happens. which I'm assuming both guys, it says girls, question mark, would prefer.

I don't know about that. I think they would like to prove their point. That would mean the WMBA stepped in and told both they were not eligible for the draft because they are very clearly not women. That's the best case scenario for them, meaning, I guess the players, and the worst case for the WNBA. It would shatter all the, like I just said, wet dreams versus. reality. It would shadow all the

performance of nonsense, and that's all it is. They've shoved down our throats for the past month, year, decade. And like I said, don't you love it? Don't you love it? Hey, boys and girls, uh, I still

don't believe it, but I guess I will be November 5th at the punchline in Atlanta, Georgia. November 6th. Just around the corner. Don't start. No, it is not. We got all of August, September, in October. That's three months. Come on. That's like a week and a half in our time.

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Let's move on to a related. That's right. Nick DePaula Show covering two WMBA stories. Not Sophie's choice. No, no, no. Chicago Sky Forward. Dijonet. Ooh, French.

Hey, black people. Who do you think you're kidding? with your French names, La Channe, and will you fucking stop? They're like, it's not our fault. You stole our culture, motherfucker. Are we going to make shit up? Dinajant Carrington was assessed a flagrant two. There's levels of flagrant files.

This is like, you know, second-degree murder. And he ejected from a Saturday, August 8th game against the visiting Indiana fever after close lining Sophie Cunningham. I put that in there because the article, said colliding with. Do you see? Again, we should do a segment I've been saying this for five years. What? Reading with Nick DiPaulo.

Or watching TV with Nick Napollo. Because people just go, okay, they collided. No, no, no, no, no, no. You're already sugar-coating it. I know how you fucking politics are. Right from get-go in this article. You're full of shit. It was a violent clothesline. By the way, one of my favorite tackles.

I'm going to be honest with you. There was a guy that played with the Kansas City Cheats named Fred the Hammer Williamson. really handsome black dude, went into movies after, made all kinds of black movies and shit. He was called a hammer because, and then the Oakland Raiders of the 70s perfected it. George Atkinson and Phil Villapiano, they all tackled around the neck and head. They were known for their filthiness, became my favorite team.

My dad liked them. I don't know what. Anyways, the incident occurred with about two minutes left to play in the first quarter of the nationally televised game on ABC. See, Cunningham, my girl, about 6'1, blonde hair, blue eyes, was charging toward the basket on a fast break and elevated for a layup attempt when Carrington, that lousy little ghetto mouse fouled her from behind, her left forearm knocking, oh, they're a little more clear, her left forearm knocking, Cunningham across the face, causing Cunningham to crash to the

floor. It was, look, you could have been redacted. I've never seen a basketball game because I don't think that's part of it. I'll tell you what it reminds me of. And I kind of like, I'm going, I kind of like how these girls play. It's a little more exciting than it. They play with a little more heart than the NBA. I mean, this is what Kevin McHale did.

I should have pulled the clip. That's why this isn't a good show. I should have pulled the fucking clip of Kevin McAil, close lining, current Rambis of the Lakers, back on the Celtics Lakers fucking rivalry. in the late 70s, 80s, or whatever the fuck it was. He clotheslined him in a playoff game. Dallas, Kevin McHale chased him down and fucking all hell broke loose. That was basketball, in my opinion.

But watch this. Here you go. Here's my girl. It wasn't a particularly strong class. Can you blow it up? Yeah. 20 was an absolute steal for Dijunet Parenthood. Here's Cunningham.

Up ahead of the field. lays it in plus the foul and then Cunningham gets into the face of Dijan A Carrington right away in the aftermath and Cunningham. Watch this. Trying to prevent the layup but that is just. That is what Nick Capulah would do. That's definitely going to be upgraded, I think, to a flagrant too, Ryan. I think that is going to be a flagrant too.

Let him fight. I'm getting hard. Wind up. There's follow through. There's potential for injuries. Without question. Look at this. I'm in a vulnerable position in the air.

Oh, wow. Yeah. Breaker, Matt. There's no question. Pause, I like that right there. Here you go. Dallas got the Supruder film. Carrington was ejected for Flagrant 2 on Sophie Cunningham.

Now, after the game, fever head coach Stephanie White said she agreed with the call, but acknowledged that Carrington's a physical player and that she didn't think it was intentional. Pause. Did you just hear that? This is the worst part of the story. Sophie Cunningham's coach, big dyke, big dyke, actually defended the person that fouled her player. She had coached her before.

Well, so, but, blah, blah, blah. After, yeah, so, so, so, which is fucking shot. And, and again, the point being is the narrative comes first on the left. Don't step out of line. You get a fucking, you have to go to the narrative. of. Sophie had made a big deal the last couple of weeks about guys should not be playing against women. And that made her a fucking target. And instead of her dyke coach backing her, the coach puts her politics, her left-wing stupid ideology ahead of backing her. That's all you need to know about the left folks. Anyways, after the ball fell through the hoop, Cunningham got up and she and carried each other and began exchange of words.

upon review, referees determined the file was a flagrant, flagrant two foul and ejected Carrington from the game. Kill the white people. I'm trying to burrup seven pounds of London Broil. Dennis Larry had a good, people go, yeah, red meat stays and you call him for 10 years. He goes, good, I'd fucking pay taxes on it. In the locker room, Carrington posted, listen to this, the black girl that did the foul, get thrown out of the game. She goes to the locker room, and this is why we hate them. Who, Nick? What do you mean? Them? Well, I did the math, right? You know how when you say,

you can't say we hate all black people, right? But I did the math. This is the last one that was good, so now we can say it. She's the last one to go. We can say it all. It's a joke, folks. You know, I love the colors. Anyways, in the locker room, this is what she posts online. White. privilege in capital letters at Indiana fever. Part of him he's going, I'm almost wanting to give her the benefit of the doubt. Part of him's like, you know what, the NBA is, I mean, the WMBA is getting big numbers because it's turning

into pro wrestling. A lot of this shit is good. The post was later taken down. Carrington then posted the date of the next Sky Fever game on August 20th. Fuck, I'll buy tickets. All I want to do is sniff Sophie Cunningham's jockstrap. What? That made no sense. I think the league is taking care of that, Cunningham said, per ESPN. She was asked about the incident. And now listen to her take on it.

She says, this has nothing to do with race. Last year, I did the same. Now, I don't know who she's protecting. She sort of backed. Last year, I did the same thing, and I got kicked out. And I deserve to be kicked out. There's no reason even to play that card, meaning the race card. She might be being sincere.

But I know the place she was talking about. And again, if I fucking. and was paying attention, I would have got that clip. When she pulled the girl down, you've seen it a million times. She did not close line a woman that was in midair. She grabbed a girl from behind and pulled her. It wasn't half as violent.

But listen, she's up that age where, you know, all that PC bullshit, some of it might have sunk in. Or she's just covering for the league. I don't know what her motive was there. Or maybe she sincerely believes that, you know, and she might, and she might be right. I just don't think you can compare the two. whatever the hell.

Don't worry. I'll always love you. Oh, that's great. The iPad is 10% left. I forgot to plug it in this weekend. Anyways, let's get off to the lesbian basketball and get to some gay, you know what, what do you call it? Highlight. Anti-gay, not okay in the UK. Wow, Nick, you're a regular burns.

A female detective in Britain has been fired and reported. Nick, why are you telling us about something that happened in Britain? Because they've been ahead of us. us. And that politically correct horseshit, well, it goes back and forth. But they are light years ahead of us as far as heading to a Orwellian future. It's not the future. It's there now. A female detective in Britain has been fired and reportedly placed on a black list that includes rapists and murderers after she did what? Nick, what did she stab somebody? Did she punch a baby in the face? Light a woman on fire? No, she criticized her.

police forces LGBT policies as appeasing people with cocks and frocks. Can you imagine they put on a blacklist with cops who have killed people and murder and you can't handle the truth? Detective Constable Rachel Fletcher has been

there's an angry English woman. Detective God, she looks like meatloaf with AIDS. Not the food folks, the singer. Detective Have you had the meatloaf with AIDS at the gay restaurant up the street called the toolbox? Detective Constable Rachel Fletcher has been fired for gross misconduct. It was gross.

After she openly denounced guidelines from her former Northumbria, Northumbria police. I always want to roll the hours in which supposedly transgender offenders could request to be strip searched by a female officer. Do you understand what that is? So a biological guy who says I'm a trans woman, he can request a woman. Friskin. And that's not fair to the woman doing the friskin. She don't want to fucking grab a cock.

Maybe she does. Maybe she's somebody I'd like to date. According to the Daily Mail, Fletcher was reported to a disciplinary panel by multiple male colleagues. Oh my God. The guys are snitching. You fucking, let me tell you something,

you men in England. You've embarrassed your fucking race. Not just your country, your race. caving into fucking rape gangs, Muslim rape gangs covering for them? What the fuck happened? Disciplinary panel by multiple male colleagues

over her use of the phrase cocks and frocks. By the way, isn't that a store in a mall? Didn't you get something for your wife at Cox and Frogs? I got my wife a frock. She said, I wanted a cock. I go, you got one? She goes, really? Here's a clip of the wig. when criticizing the transgender policy of the police force.

Her male colleagues also told the panel that they were offended when they overheard Fletcher apparently, oh my God, these are guys? Offended by something a woman said. Why don't you go home and flick your bean to a fucking hallmark show, you faggots? When they overheard Fletcher apparently joking with another female officer about imposing a curfew on men

to prevent evening sex attacks. Fletcher's inclusion on the black list comes, despite her reportedly being critical in the investigation that led to pedophile Ross Jackson being jailed last year. When they say critical, she wasn't critical of it. She was a critical part of catching this guy. This is an English version of Pito.

Guy could be the fucking bass player for men at work. Northumbria police said that she had made sexist inappropriate and offensive as well as transphobic remark. What a fuck? And you wonder why illegals are running roughshod over you? These are the pussies trying to protect you? Commenting on her sacking, they'll be firing and inclusion on the officer blacklist. Fletcher remarked, Offending colleagues does not make me a danger to the public. Yet my name is now in a list with rapists and murderers. Fletcher said that she intends on challenging her firing at an

employment tribunal and plans to argue that her expressed opinions are protected beliefs for which she should not have been fired. That goes out saying, young lady. Can you imagine guys ratting on a woman? I'm offended by Diane's. Oh my God. White people. White people. What have you done? Let's move on to sit on and shut the fuck up. I put ST. U.S. U.S. U.S. you have you shut the up fuck up really uh you can just you can smell insomnia by just reading my shit i'm not ken you dales last night i'm in bed i started read my bible action book till about 1115 and i go holy shit i'm shutting the lights which i do i shut the lights i wake up at 12, 45, around 1 o'clock.

Wake up wide awake. Lay there, gave it a good 20 minutes. Fuck this. Picked up my phone. Started watching TikTok fights in all over the world. How do you, how do you guys like not? It says, one of them, one of them says only, it says 95% of people that come on this site are afraid to follow it because it's just gross shit and people get hit by trains and

and there I am watching black people misbehave in fucking restaurant. Well, Nick, it's called an algorithm. They know what you enjoy. And boy, I think I'm hooked. They're like a dealer. A cross-Canada flight had to be canceled. Did you hear this after a misbehaving tott, as in toddler, refused to fasten their, can I ask you a question?

It's a toddler, one, single. and it keeps saying refuse to fasten their seatbelt. Did you notice that? Stranding the passengers until the following day. In this whole article, it keeps referring to this one kid as there. What is it, transgender at age three? Seriously, what the fuck's going on? I wonder how many people even pick up on that.

Can imagine? The ludicrous incident occurred on Thursday, August 6th, after Porta Airlines flight, PD-44-4 had departed the terminal at Victoria International Airport in British Columbia and was preparing to take off for Toronto. However, their trip hit a hiccup after crew members noticed the tyke standing in, again, their seat. And by the way, they have their spelled, T-H-E-I-R. That ain't right, is it?

Oh, is that how that works? What do you mean? So there is an I-E-V-V version and an E-I version? I don't think so. Although I was spelling it this way, Dallas, like it is in the article. And then I was reading and I go, oh, I got it wrong. Huh? Is that how you spell it every time you write it?

That's wrong. Look up, THI-E-R. Watch. I think you're right about two versions. How embarrassing, folks. Huh? Now type in my version. Yes.

It asks me, did you mean there? T.H.E.I.R. Maybe it's right on my phone. The A-I-E-R is not a valid English word. It is a common misspelling of the possessive word there, T-H-E-I-R. You know what? This is what happens when you read the New York Post. Because you see it, you'll see it in the fucking, uh, little, How embarrassing.

I'm not going to buy his book. In their book now, you have to spell it the wrong way. Just see if anybody catches it. Oh, God, I already have. Fucking AI is going to blow its mind. If you're confused about whether this makes me feel a little better. To write their, you know, T-H-I-E-R or T-H-E-A, you're not alone. Well, thank you.

Me and three other retardikins. Many words in English language are tricky to spell, including this one. So which spellings are you supposed to use? The correct spelling is T-H-E-I-R, which I was doing and started seeing the other... I'm not kidding you. I'm like, oh, I have it wrong. So apparently, even like articles, people... The correct spelling is there with an E-before-I.

Read on to learn more about why you're so fucking retarded. I had it right the first time. Oh, my God, that's embarrassing. Motherfucker. It was the last time I asked you. to look something on. Anyway, standing, it doesn't, it doesn't answer my question, though. Why are you referring to a kid is there? Please, somebody write in. Oh yeah, we don't have a right. And refusing to secure their seatbelt. Now they're rubbing it in. Porta Airlines reps told the outlet,

the Tots parents and crew members attempted to strap the unruly child in, but to no avail. So do I have this right? You have not only the parents, you have a couple of pilots and you couldn't control this fucking kid. That could only happen at this day and age. Do you understand that? Because somewhere these parents read a book that said don't ever lay a hand on your child,

especially in a plan because somebody will call it in and you'll never see your kid. But still, that's where we are. My old man would have he would have like got clever and hit me accidentally with his elbow. I would about like a left. No, he's good. Fucking nose like a black dude.

Did you guys find that the same way? Really, adults couldn't control this little fuck? You know why? That kid's never been smacked in the face. And yes, at that age, I got slapped in the face. That's why I'm a little obats, as they say. You believe that? That's disgusting.

Let's take a look at a video. I don't even know what it is. Oh, it's a kid on a plane losing his mind. Exactly. Or anywhere. Probably a fucking Waffle House. That was sitting behind me. on the way to L.A. from New York a couple years ago.

The aircraft should not take off in this unsafe condition. And again, can I just bring some common sense to the world? How is that making anything? I've been saying this to you guys. This is when the law, the law is there to serve us. But we're serving the law now, meaning people are so afraid of lawsuit.

meaning the airlines and everybody else. This is what lawyers have done to our society. Anybody else see it that way? How is that? How is, and I don't want to sound like a hack comedian, but seriously, how is my fucking, I'm sitting, I have a window seat, you know, there's planes that have two seats over here, one, I'm always on this one, A, which I love.

They make me put my window shade up and won't take it off. What am I going to do? Oh, hey, Captain, here come a couple of seagulls. I swear to God it's just to let you know they're in charge. Well, put your seat up a half an inch. Put your seat up a con here because we're going to, you know, Ellen DeGeneres stumbled over funny once. That was one of the jokes that I actually laughed at.

She said the lady next to her didn't put her seat up. She was burned beyond recognition. Pretty funny for a snapper lapper. Hey, that's a good, let's make a T-shirt. we'll make it controversial with a picture of Christ or something. The aircraft could not take off in this unsafe condition. And I'll argue to him blue in the face. If that's unsafe condition, how about me yanking it and fucking 1A by myself under the blanket?

The aircraft could not take off in the Sunday. So the crew elected to return to the terminal, you fucking faggots, and have the passengers disembark, you fucking faggots. If I was another passenger, I'd beat the shit out of the parents. Can't hit the kid. You can hit the fucking, so what? go to jail for six months. It's another chapter in the book.

Anyways, unfortunately, by the time the family had deplained and filed the requisite paperwork, it was past 12.30 a.m., which is when the runway shuts. As a result, they had to reschedule the trip, all because of this little fucking shit. I don't, that's him. It's a photo.

But a kid that age, I want you to think about that. Almost 200 adults on a plane and you all had your day flight ruined. It's embarrassing to me. As a result, they had to reschedule the trip of the following day, forcing the flyers to stay the night in Victoria.

And boy, was she hot. I stayed the night in Victoria once. Back tour. Hey, hoop. Hey, hoop. Ooh. Louie's Eve, San Francisco. I'm wrestling.

I'm a big China from you. Anyways, the flight departed 1049. Free people hang themselves in the hotel that night. Last month, listen to this, folks. The industry is not isolated to the British Columbia. Last month, a frustrated flyer took to Reddit to complain that their flight to Sweden was an hour behind because incompetent parents, that's putting it nicely,

couldn't make their three-year-old brat sitting his seat while the crew was prepping for takeoff. I want you to think about that. Even, I would say even in 19, when do we start flying the 50s? Even back then, they would have punched the kid in the side of the head. But again, this is what lawyers, I read a book. Don't mix it up with another book that somebody wrote a few years ago, but it was called The Death of Common Sense.

And it was about the, it was one of the, I was living in L.A. This has to be almost 30 years ago. One of the best books I ever read in my mouth. That's what I just said. It's one of the best sticks ever had my mouth. It went by like this. Yeah. Google it.

And again, there's a couple name there. I don't know how that's possible. But anyways, let's move on to something light and airy for the kids. Hitler. Hitler had a gun. Whole world come undone. What did the Nazi do? To fucking Mengel is I owe you.

the most valuable pistol on earth. Listen to this. A reputed $40 million, excuse me, $42 million Luger that belonged to Adolf Hitler is at the center of a sensational court battle involving an appliance repairman

and a cop in Argentina. Isn't this great? This sounds like a movie. The weapon described as the Holy Grail of firearms was allegedly swiped during a SWAT-style raid by masked masked officers at a repairman Juan Pablo Ruppel's home in rural Buenos Aires province in 2016. Rupel, Shnatsi, who inherited the haunting historic ghost of the Third Reich from his German great-uncle and former Hitler bodyguard Hans Rupel. That's Hans, right?

And Dallas says this is Hans. What's that? He's the one third from the left looking. Oh, looking at us. I see. Did they colorize that picture? Why would they do that? It's better than black one.

It's scarier. You can almost smell the dead juice. What? How dare you joke about that? Oh, come on. Former Hitler body at Hans Ruppel had been accused of stealing minor items such as plates, glasses and cutlery at the time of the raid, his suit says.

So just to explain this to you, Hans there, supposedly, like they said, he got caught stealing cutlery and other shit. So the cops who knew that this guy had this most expensive gun in the world, they use it as an excuse to raid his house and steal the gun. That's a movie. It's like Ocean Spratsenskydotch at the time of his suit. He was never charged over the allegations, but that didn't stop a crooked cop

from swiping the alleged legendary Luger from his home. Can you imagine fucking going home and opening the thing and it's not there? That would be worse than if your wife wasn't home. To make of the gun, a Luga Parabellum, oh, it's Parabella, 45 caliber, number five. Is it a gun or a perfume? Is one of only 51907 prototypes?

Oh my God. Forged by the late-famed George Luger himself. and already so legendary that it was mentioned, listen to this, this is the best part of it, by Michael Douglas's character, Gordon Gecko, and the hit, 1987 hit Wall Street, as the rarest pistol in the world. Isn't that great?

Gordon Gecko mentioned it. I could watch that movie, and I have watched it probably at least 10 times beginning to end. And I just love Michael Douglas. I loved them in streets of San Francisco. you guys like, what's that? It was a fucking great cop show in the 70s. And I just fucking love him.

And I saw him and I know it was him. And I chickened out. I saw him going into the bathroom in Savannah Airport. Like the second year we were here. I was coming down the thing from a trip. I just wanted to get home. Probably holding a deuce. I don't know.

I see him. And I don't have the balls. He goes in a men's room. So I'm like, what am I going to do? Fucking. Yeah. And I chickened out. And it was him.

I know it was him. And I chicken the fuck out. I think he's fucking, well, he's almost gone now. But the gun's 1979 firearms owner, licensed listed in Argentina's national registry, has a Buenos Aires address where heinous Nazi angel of death, my favorite,

Joseph Mengele, he was my dentist, lived for more than two years. He lived in Buenos Aires. before fleeing the Argentine capital. The Luger number five also is described in an Interpol, that's the fucking global police, notice, I'm not comfortable with that either.

As having the inscription, it says right on it, Adolf Hitler. You believe that shit? Right there, Adolf Hitler. When you pull the thing, the flag comes out with us. Swastika. I do you like that?

Hitler. And porphil to a eigener to a eigen and flies, a eigen and flosteat. That guy was a headliner. Ruppel is suing the Buenos Aires Ministry of Security for compensation for the gun which was never returned to him

after it disappeared while in police custody. Whoa. Rupel told the post that his great uncle Hans who was his grandfather's brother and had no children of his own gave him the Luger number five as a birthday, present. What did I get? Fudgy the whale from Tom Carvel. What the fuck? Imagine that for a gift. I mean, he didn't know at the time, but here, little boy, his 42 mil. I get a $5 bill with some

scratchy writing from a retarded kid. All right. That's it. I've had enough. You've had enough. We've all had enough. I'll save this for tomorrow. You know that Hassan Piker, you know the lefty jerk off who has a podcast and said, that we deserved 9-11 and shit like that. Just a vile left-wing retarded fuck. Yeah, well, even the left one, you know what? We've had enough. I don't know how they're going to shut them down.

You've got an internet. You just keep you up. I don't know. But apparently, so. And like, I'll make the point tomorrow. That's it. Don't forget cameo.com. If you'd like me to roast a friend or a relative,

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