The Nick DiPaolo Show - Woke WNBA Corners Itself | The Nick DiPaolo Show #1956

Episode Date: September 24, 2026

In today's episode Nick talks about Lethal Injection, TSA Luggage Issues, Ole Miss Danger, Libs Target Arch Manning and Olympian Champions Women's Sports! WATCH THE FULL SHOW LIVE & FREE at 6pm ET only on Rumble! https://rumble.com/thenickdipaoloshow/ TOUR DATES, SOCIALS, PERSONAL VIDEOS, STREAM ALL MY COMEDY SPECIALS! https://www.nickdip.com/ MERCH - GRAB A MUG, TSHIRT, HOODIE, STICKERS AND MORE! https://shop.nickdip.com/

Yeah? What's your point? Michelle? The guy that did my head shots in LA, I might have talked about him on the show. And he was the sidekick on Kojak, which was a huge show in the 70. Telly Savalas is a cop. And this guy lived in my first apartment building in L.A. And he did headshots. So I asked him. I saw him in the lobby. And he goes, yeah, sure. I go up to his apartment he's got pictures of all these actresses who are super famous now like when they first day they got

the holiday the first week Michelle Pfeiffer is like she looks like she's 19 and he did a lot of these headshut I mean fucking stunning and we did mine up on the fucking rope and you know when I showed that clip of the comedy cell of the other night they showed it

during Monday night football or Sunday night one of those two when they came back you know they always would have a city they're in they we showed us We didn't show it on the show it on the show. You know how they come back to go. We're in Sanford, Seattle, and they'll show the fish market or whatever the fuck.

They showed the comedy seller actually coming down the hallway, if you came in from the street level, which sometimes I did if I was late. And the picture that had shot, the guy took me, still on the wall at the comedy seller. I saw it on national TV. You know, I knew where it was to look. But anyways, that guy, after I left about a year later, he got busted for running a prostitutes off.

Can you imagine you're on a hit TV show? That's a Hollywood story right there. That's like typical. Who be bother me? Who'll be bother me? Just says 646. I have no idea. Anyways, welcome to the show, folks.

If you're watching on some other platform, what are you fucking nuts? You want to watch the full show? Click the link in the description. I think it's below. All full episodes of my show, always streaming live at 6 p.m. Eastern and free on Rumble.

And if you want it, ad free, you'd just join Rumble Premium. Today I'll be chatting about a woman who's about to face lethal injection, but she's afraid of the jab. TSA is making a couple changes as far as carry-on bags. And you'd think, oh, they must be good news.

It's not that good news. Anyways, and somebody at all misses drugging beautiful young woman, and I'm just envy of the guy. envy of the guy you mean envy yeah that's the same thing no yeah that's true like third woman what the fuck is wrong with men man I'm telling you

and I bet you it's somebody not from that campus and then you got the humorless let me tell you the cancer in this country you know political correctness whatever you want to call it cancel culture all that shit comes from the left that it has since PC started

and the one thing it has in common whether it's coming from lesbians or gay guys trans, whatever. It's humorless. It takes the fun out of fucking life.

And they want us to be sad like them. And they're targeting Arch Manning now, the great quarterback for University of Texas for laughing at something very funny

on the internet. Can you imagine? Who the fuck you people think you are? And we have an Olympic swimming champion, a lady who's trying to fucking defend what she's supposed to be defending. No men in the pool, no friggin.

I mean, how long are we going to have this conversation? All right. That's about it. Red Sox won nothing win last night against the Guardians. Guardians have won 22 out of 32. So every year they get hot at this time. It's very weird.

You know? Anyways, our pitching has been stellar. That's my biggest thing that this, I don't know if we're going to win the World Series. The fact that we get in the playoffs is it, but all this great pitch. I've never seen anything. I've been watching a sock for a thousand years.

Sunny Gray is the fucking, I never really saw much of Sunny Gray. You know, I remember he was little Yankees a little bit. This guy's got more junk. Never throws anything over 92 when he needs it. It's in his back pocket. The rest of it is fucking splitters. It's like a wiffle ball on a windy day.

Same with Ranger Suarez. I'll tell you, the GM that was getting all the shit. He's a pitcher, Craig Breslo. Guys, he knows his pitching. I know that much. And then Chapman, we have a guy that Guy Giro came, and he was throwing 102 last night. Strikes out like three guys.

Then you bring Chapman in, who was the first guy to throw like 105. He only hits 100 every once in a while. Anyways, why am I telling you that? Because I heard it irritates people. I got to go to the doctor today and get these stitches pulled. And my mouth has been throbbing like a fucking,

like you dropped a hammer on your toe for two weeks now. And today it felt a little better. I don't know why. and but not to part want to stick this fucking thing in because the gums is still sensitive they're a little swollen and I'm putting this plastic with metal brackets

they jammed it in my mouth right after they put the fucking you know what's in the post I was like who did that anyways hopefully hopefully I'm just a little nervous it's been two weeks it still hurts come on stop with that shit

uh yeah so I'll be doing that I've been looking forward to that. And I'm going to the nephrologist tomorrow. The guy that went on vacation after he goes, yeah, your kidneys are at about 50%. I'll see you. I'm going to Aruba. What the fuck?

So they drew my blood a couple weeks ago, so he's going to see that. And that's the one I'm excited about. But it could be a million reasons. Who's bothering me now? It's the same thing. It comes in 10 minutes later over here. Get the fuck.

I'm just glad I'm not really famous because I remember sitting next to Louis. I told you this before. It's a comedy seller. And I look at his cell phone. He has 1,640 or 50 text messages waiting for him. I look at mine. I had two.

I go, that about explains it. It's a good barometer. I keep seeing clips of him. All of a sudden, full blast on the Internet. And the guy ceases to amaze me. Because I saw him when he was a little black jacket on. I actually found a clip of him at the Kowloon, a Chinese restaurant in Boston that we all did outside of Boston. And he was doing some faggy jokes.

You know, just some middle of the road shit, and I sent it to him. He writes back, red-headed faggot about himself. And it was still funny. I'm sorry, he's my favorite. There's a couple of guys. Richard Jenny's another one. folks. If you want to know about my comedy tastes,

Richard Jenny was up there too. Something else. Let's go. Let's go. Let's move. Afraid of the jab. Krista Pike. My best friend in first, second, third grade, was Scott Pike.

His brother, older brother, Del Pike, who was a great football player for high school. And I was, like, mesmerized by him. He wore number 40. I wanted his shirt. I wanted a whole family of great athletes and they were they had some indian in them too like Cherokee whatever the fuck uh anyways chrisda pike she has horrible nightmares uh her nerves are shredded um oh that's horrible christa

uh in the eight in the eight days uh in eight days the 50 year old who killed her friend when she was a teenager will have her worst nightmares realized inside the execution chamber in nashville tennessee really what why what what what oh they're bringing in to bring it in, you know, George Strait. Name a fucking, I was trying to think of a bad country people, but the old all country music people that are famous because they're good. Bring in me.

I'll play the national anthem on my guitar. She'll cut her own throat. Oh, jelly roll. And you know what? He's in Nashville. Not bad. Pike is set to become the first woman to be put to death. Yeah, you guys, you can do it just like men.

Tennessee since 1819 if Governor Bill Lee does not put a, I hope that's not the picture, Billy, does not put a stop to the schedule execution before 10 a.m. local time on September 30th. Her lawyers who filed a 226-page clemency petition are still waiting for a last-minute reprieve. If I was the governor, I'd call and they'd be, like, no. Just kidding, bye. I do that about 11 times just to fuck with the lawyers.

In the meantime, Pike is terrified of the prospect of a painful death by lethal injection. Are you, you fucking twat? Are you? Were you worried about the pain when you literally cut her best friend's throat with a box cut?

A stabbed her in the back, her and a guy, and caved her head in with a rock. But you're worried about the needle, are you? Stick it in your clit. What? And cut. What did I say?

In the event that she is not spared from execution, Pike has made a special request. She said, I'll eat anything but Taco Bell. I don't want to shit the bed when you fry me. I don't want to refribees. Oh, it's not electric dresses. Anyway, you know what else you want? Why are you in the position to be making demands, you murdering a whore? She wants an all-female execution squad.

Why? When you executed your friend, it wasn't all-female. you're a dirty bitch you're lucky I don't come visit you and squirt one in your mouth what lime lemon citrus I don't I get a good idea I don't want to do this to carry out procedure in front of witnesses including the family of her victim the reason her lawyer says is that she had post-traumatic stress disorder from the widely documented abuse she suffered at the hands of men as a young girl including when she was just two years old okay I'll have

to take your word it was true. A lot of girls have been molested and gone through shit like you and not murdered anybody. So that's all I'm going to say. They also say her death by lethal injection will be prolonged and agonizing because she has a rare blood disorder that could make finding a vein more difficult and affect the way she reacts to the drug. I'll make a deal then. We won't put you to death.

We'll just give your life and let you die of that blood disease. How about that? That's what I'd draw. You're doing her a favor, and I'll say it again. Anytime you put somebody to sleep that should be doing life in prison, you're doing them a fucking favor. There's my dentist looking at the source of pain of my teeth, he said. Andy got me with a skillet.

So she's upset that she's, you know, the needle's going to fucking, it's going to be painful. I hope not. Your tears are so yummy and sweet. Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness. Yummy, yummy, you guys. I saw her ban the unfathomled sadnesses. So afraid is Pike of the execution being carried out by lethal injection.

She took the state to court in August to ask that she be hanged instead. Oh, my God. Yes. First of all, you're huge. There's no rope. The best hanging ever in movie and TVs is Sopranos. When the kid, I forget his name on, Gene. on the show. He was a doorman at Caroline's, by the way. Great guy. My name's Bobby something.

He hangs himself in his garage. And he's kicking his feet for like, fuck, and they show for like two minutes. He did it wrong, you know. He still killed him, but it was a nice painful death. I hope it happens to you, if they give you your wish. The Tennessee Supreme Court description details how Pike lied to Slimmer about a trip to a, Slim is the girl she killed, about a trip to a blockbuster video store before Pike and her boyfriend, that's Pike, Ted, tat, uh-oh, sounds black, maybe not, Tatterall's ship? What the fuck is that? Yeah, it does.

Sounds like one of those, you know, you're watching football on Sunday, you know, oh, side effects, maybe, the side effects, something to do with your fucking, you taint. That's the one that gets me. Tatterall's ship. it's for people with the scaly things beat their victim slashed her throat and engraved satanic symbols on her body

yet she's making demands now excuse me lethal injection it's funny their definition of how it shouldn't be done is mine on how it should be done like when it goes wrong and the person's like suffocate and squirming

that's to me how it should be done because there's a lot of these there's been a lot of cases where it's been done wrong and you know and again I think you're doing them a favor why should you be able to go to sleep and forget about your life again unless God and heaven and hell exists you want to see you I made a little

visual aid so you guys can understand how lethal injection works take it away this is how lethal injection actually works. Lethal injection is America's most common method of execution. There have been 1,472 executions in America since 1976, and 1,297 of these have been performed via lethal injection.

The actual injection involves three different chemicals applied concurrently via intravenous drip. The first injection is an anesthetic called sodium thiopental. A strong barbiturate used to send a person into a deep unconscious state so pain can... Where do I get some? The second is pan-coronium bromide, which acts as a neuromuscular blocker, preventing communication between the nervous system and the muscles. As the person has no muscular control, a state of paralysis is reached.

And the final injection is potassium chloride. This disrupts the electrical signaling of the heart, stopping it from beating and ending the person's life. According to a 2002 study in the Journal of Forensic Science, the average time from the first injection to the heart's... What? They cut it up. I probably did.

Oh, how dare they? No, you're right. It wasn't an odd ending. I wanted to see the cartoon die. That's how it works, folks. If you get a relative you don't like it when somebody's napping, get those three drugs, ting, ting, tongue. Godfell just text me. Let's see what he wants, since he's a big star. He says, I find Bert Kreisher to be a drama queen. Why do I need to be invested in his life of drinking? You don't, Greg. Greg, you're a right winger like me. You change the channel. What's he talking about?

Let me tell about Burke Kreisha. Whatever. I mean, he doesn't do what I do for a living, really. I mean, technically, they say he's a stand-up, right? I appreciate anybody. And I'm pretty good like that. I used to be a snob about comedy. That guy was voted...

Excuse me. That guy was voted the hardest partier at Florida. State University. That's my point. You know? That's like getting kicked out of guns and roses for your drug problem, which actually happened to somebody. It's one of the drummers

I think. Do you understand that? He's a likable guy, and I understand Greg, I'm with, you know, I'm with Gutfeld. You know, what Gutfeld's saying there is, you know, it's all he talks about, drink him, whatever. Yeah, he doesn't really do what I do for a living. And he would tell you that. I think. He's not what you call

a monologist. Set up punchline. Very likable, funny. Me and Colin Quinn did his cooking show. Like four or five years ago in Brooklyn. It was fucking fun. Anyways, that's all I get to say, Greg. But I understand. You should go to this other comic line you see online all the time. Nick DePaolo. Fucking guys bringing the heat every night. My numbers are through the roof, by the way.

Can I just say about my media company, whoever I hired couple years ago. Clips are up this quarter, 116%. The fucking eyeballs are on my clip. Unless they're lying to me too. You know how I am? Anyhow, October 8th, speaking of stand-up, I'll be at hyenas in Dallas, Texas.

I think I'll be doing, I'll fly like there on the 6th, which is a Tuesday night. I'll do a crowd of the next morning, which is Wednesday and Thursday morning, and that night I'll be doing hyenas in Dallas, October 8th. Then November 5th, the punchline, Atlanta, November 6th,

River Casino, Philly, November 7th, Soul, Joles, Pottstown, Pennsylvania. And if I'm still doing comedy, January 22nd, the Wonders Theater, Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. Go to Nick Dip.com to get your tickets before they sell out. While you're at Nick Dip.com, go to the merchandise page, pick up some nice things DePaolo IUDs Whiffleball bats

We got the new Super Maxi pad Nick DePaulo The emblem right on it You can bleed all over the D What's the fuck's the matter with you What's the matter with you We've got hats, hoodies

And all that other shit I'm sick of talking about it You know where it is, buy something I need new timbrelance for the wedding I'm from Maine that I mentioned Let's move on to size matters Bullshit It's the flotion of the thing in the water.

Norm McDonald has the best fucking bit on that. Ah, it's the floater. Don't write that. We're not using it. But Norm's like, yeah, fucking, you know, yeah, because, you know, all the guys are small dicks. It's, you know, it's not that. That's how you use it.

Yeah, because the guy with a giant cock wouldn't know how to use it. Oh my God, you notice I took my choppers out, folks. See that? Can you see that? Can you see that? Can imagine that? touching your fucking gums

that are already swollen and fucking nice put that hook in there nice buffing obelah size matters skipping the stress of baggage claim at the airport by using all carry-ons may no longer be possible that caught my eye because I haven't checked the bag

I don't know if I ever have even when I go on vacation with the white I have a duffel bag I told you this I bought it on a sidewalk in Vegas while I had to replace it finally last year. A black duffel bag. You know why? Because I didn't want to be seen with a book bag on my fucking either. A black duffel bag, like a hockey player, only not that big. You can fit anything in there. It's never been on a plane. I couldn't squeeze it or smush it or some

shit. But that's, I'm, you know, I'm lucky I fly by myself and all my props are in a big case. I check those. Anyways, though the rollout of the TSA, new security scanner is intended to offer flyers more thorough screening capabilities and an easier time passing through security checkpoints. It may pose a snag when it comes to taking carry-ons on the plane, as they may not fit through the new device, they say. What good is that? I hate when they confiscate my fucking jerry curl.

It's a brand new bottle, 38 ounces, and they take it away from me a colored 3D X-ray computerized tomography scanners may be elite machines, but Daniel Bettev Belves, a TSA spokesperson, shared there that their under an inch smaller opening does not let larger items pass through as easily as the former scanners. Okay, it's an inch difference for the fucking, have a fat girl in line, sit on it for you. though he said that the design is necessary so that the new tech can accommodate

the advanced imaging technology and guarantee optimal performance. It's all a show anyways. I don't care. What's this to make us feel even safer? Though the carry-on dimensions that airlines typically are, what are you picking on us carry-on people for? Fucking bust the balls of the woman who's got two cases, one of them with a dead husband in it.

I mean, what the fuck? What do you call those trunks? I don't know, something to do with the passenger liner boat trunk thing. Here we, dimensions that the airlines typically allow for 22 inches by 14 inches by 9 inches, that'll still fit. Passengers who hope to squeeze through with larger bags or even expandable options, being that these may change shape when fully packed, may find themselves out of luck.

Okay, you're talking about a fucking inch. Okay? Put one dildo in there for your husband and set it to it. It's that easy. While some travelers may feel intimidated or frustrated by the new tech, they do pose advantages. Providing TSA agents with a 3D view inside luggage while they're flirting with the other black girl, Tunisia. The fuck are you talking about? You couldn't hire less qualified people, which will likely reduce manual inspections.

Travel-sized liquids will also no longer need to be removed. This program is expected to expand once the TSA. evaluates operations after the initial rollout is complete. For now, flies must still follow the 3-1 rule, where carry-on liquids must be in containers of 3.4 ounces. Do you

understand? Do you understand what bullshit that is, folks? If you had a fluid that could, they have fluids that you need an eighth of an ounce that could blow up a plane. I'm surprised the world isn't more scary than it is. When you think about all the biochemicals out there,

so I'm going to bring in a cup of rice and just go like this in a plane. You're all dead. That's the shit. Eventually, the world is so nuts. That's where we're headed, I think. You got the drones chasing you or the cigarette in their mouth.

Fucking shooting at you. Speaking Russian. Chasing you around your meat cart in fucking Ukraine. Yeah. Comedag. Smoking. Anyways, I can't think.

We need a video to lighten it up. What do we got? Throw it on there nice. Oh. The love of God. That's me. Everyone knows you're not supposed to have a fucking laptop in a bag anymore. Needs to be in its own tray.

The CDs need to come out of the... Why do you still have CDs? Ma'am, take off your 37 pieces of jewelry. Is that a belt? Is that a belt? Who is wearing axe body spray? Stop it. Ma'am, your son has shit on the conveyor belt.

Please clean this up. That would have been way funny if it was the guy behind that guy in line. See, the people comedy, it's a little bit to the pros, but that was pretty cute, actually. How many times you, it's, I'll cut in front of an old person, guy, or an old couple, I'll jump right the fuck in front of them. Because I know they're going to fuck it up, just like they fuck it up at the bank, the supermarket, and I can't get the sprinting. Although I'm that age, now people saying that about me, but I still give them that dirty look with the teeth. I want to go to Publix and walk around. I just shook us head.

What the fuck are you talking about? I told Andy that when we were living in New York, a new supermarket opened up, and I went to it and replaced the shit. We had the shittier supermarket up in Westchester. They replaced it with this fight. I stayed in there, like the third day it was open. I went.

I was in there. It was like a teenager, his first time at a titty bar. I fucking must have stayed there an hour and a half, walking around, Have the girl behind the They have the thing a salad They make fucking head her do a lap dance For me

Holding up a cucumber It's terrific Two story I'm just saying them all And I like Publix Somebody I was reading online last night Somebody called it the best In parentheses

It was the best supermarket In the country of some shit It really is They actually have black people there Who actually will wait on you With a smile on their face sometimes Yeah I actually said

Tanisha you feel all right You know I'm an old white guy, right? Oh, ain't no thing, nigger. What you got there? None of your business. Put it in the bag. Let the Mongloid kid pack it up nice. That's where you deal with.

Although even the Mongloids are nice. They explain about their chromosome why they're like they are, and then they double bag it for you. I had a really fat, ugly cashier and the fucking guy because you want two bags of it. Yeah, put one over her head. True story.

Oh, Miss campus. Somebody's terrifying it. An Ole Miss student says she was drugged at a bar over the weekend. Days before two students were found dead as bars around Oxford, tight and security with fears running rampant through college. Hey, this could be anybody. I'm not ruling out, you know, college guys. But a lot of times when serious crime goes down,

it's usually on the outskirts of town. This is Mississippi. Just saying, Nick, what do you implying? Shut up. And figure out yourself, you've watched me a million hours. What the fuck is that? That's the growth. That's Saturday morning, probably at 6 a.m.

Before a football game. It's unbelievable. It's like it makes me love this part of the country. Even when I was young. Even when I was young. I'm like, I'd watch a fucking SEC game and go, look at these people. reveling this shit. Then you cut to a Boston college game. There's 11 people in the crowd.

Lafayette County Metro Narcotics said in a news release that investigators are looking into the deaths of two college age individuals whose bodies were discovered at separate locations. This is dis-signing. This is somebody's cis. I'm guessing they're girls, right? Authorities have not established a connection between the deaths, though the packaged cratim. Oh, I meant to Google that. Some type of drug. right, Kratom? I grew up on Kratom Street. Purchased from a retail store was, apparently it's not. Apparently it's not. Producer, please Google Kratom.

You know, two weeks ago I knew what it was from a retail store recovered in each investigation. We do not have confirmed information indicating that Kratom or any other substance was contributing factor in either death. What do you have? Kratum is a tropical evergreen tree native to Southeast Asia whose leaves contain psychoactive compounds that act as both stimulants and opioid-like sedatives. Yeah, he's ever think about this? Most of these drugs that are killing people, opioids and shit, you know, there's a solution. It's called DDT or any other fucking, any other way you want to kill plants and trees that kill people. We're worrying about great white sharks that happen once every 18th.

why do you kill this fucking tree and whoever brought it over? Here is student Mary Harvey telling you what happened to her and look at this poor. I look at these. She looks like she's a sophomore in high school. Some poor fucking scumbag drugging her dread. Whatever. They don't know yet. She doesn't even look.

She looks like she's in seventh grade maybe. God damn it. What's the matter with you fucking people? Anyways, here's her talking about what happened to her. and this was a few weeks before two people died. Barry Harvey, I'm a freshman here at the University of Mississippi. Later into that night, around the time

when the game ended, I do not remember a very single thing. And I was told by the way that... I'm sorry, I talked over her. She said after the game, I don't remember a single thing. Go ahead. It was there that I fell down and the bouncers in that bar picked me up and brought me outside of the

by myself. And then shortly later, I was told by my mother that two girls found me outside and called her. And then they called the cops, Oxford Police Department. And then the cops put me in the backseat of an Uber all by myself and shipped me off to my dorm. Pause. So that's the bouncers, obviously male. Just picked her up and put her out on the sidewalk, which they did to my cousin Eric when he broke his neck in a bar in South Boston. Just put them out.

They like leaned them against a wall. Fucking, had no feeling for Christ's sake. The bounces put her, then they call a, cops call an Uber for her and put her in the Uber with it. And don't go with her to see that she gets home. Fucking morons. Go ahead. Where the Uber driver apparently had to get other students to help her

carry me into my dorm, put me in the bed. And then later after that, my roommate got in the shower and she said while she was in the shower, I went missing. And she left the dorm to find me and was, searching everywhere, searched every floor. On our way back from searching, she found me passed out in the hall of my dorm. And I have asked multiple times. I've tried multiple times to get the camera footage, and nobody will let me see it.

Nobody will let her see the camera footage. Can you imagine sending your young daughter off to college today? I'll be fucking, o'ie. This hits home. I had a girlfriend that I met back in Boston. I moved to New York. came down with me. We're living together. She went out one night. I had a bunch of shows

to do. I come home. She's naked on the bed, face down. The bed's not even unmade. And I'm going, what the fuck is going on? And I shake her and wake her up, and she's all fucking disoriented and shit.

And she was at a bar in New York City. And she goes, the last thing I remember is taking a sip my drink and starting to feel all fucking weird. So she waved down a cab. There was no Uber at the time. And she said she fucking laid down in the cab.

She fucking, and barely made it to our apartment. And doesn't know to this day what happened. Somebody probably stirred a drink with the Barbie doll leg. If you guys don't know what Dallas is talking about might be one of my best jokes at least from a crowd response um back in the 80s we found out the Chinese was shipping us you know toys for our children in the paint was the what is the HGB the date rape drug they were putting that in the paint on the toys I don't even know and I said I remembered very well because I was at a bar in the 80s and um and uh

I get thrown out of a bar in the 80s because I was stirring a girl's gin and tonic with a Barbie doll's leg. I can't even remember that joke now. Oh, boy, you guys are going to have fun on October 8th. This is going to be. You might have to come with me and sit in a chair on stage. You know how deaf people have signers? You'll just have to finish the punchline. Give you cue cards.

Hold one up here and there. This is the rest of your joke. Yeah. Yeah, you're in the back. You could do that. Well, you tape them on the stage on the floor. People have done that. actually. I think that is millimeter than I saw him once

before she kept looking down. Anyways, Harvey says this woman no longer feels safe in her, oh, don't be a puss in a dorm building. She said on Facebook that people are scared to leave their, to leave their dorm room. No, I'm not.

Take the bag up. No, I'm not. Hey. Hey, come on. Drink the drink, Diane. This is rape. This is right. No, it isn't. It's a virgin margarita. I know.

It's delicious. Shut up. I feel like everything is just kind of getting swept under the rug and cover it up when it should be addressed like immediately. It's true. Where's the footage? Okay, get your dad or mother. Get a lawyer. Lawyer up, man.

Charge the bar for having the bounces lay you out on the street. Find out who the cops were the three the back of an Uber. Make some noise. I know you're busy. You get class and shit. What the fuck? Speaking of college. Here's a guy that's doing very well in college.

I think he's going to be as good as any of his fucking relatives. I've only seen him about seven times, and he's done this a couple times. This is a... What's the third Manning, brother? You got... That's who the kid is. His dad is the one that doesn't play football.

What does that? Not Hooper. What the fuck's his name? Not Eli, but... Cooper? I said Hooper. See, that's old man think. Who they sound like, they blend in. Cooper, it's his kid, the one that doesn't play.

He's funny too. He's in a commercial now, and he's great. Cooper, the dad of Arch Manning, the quarterback at University of Tech. They're all great. Even the kid, Arch is in a, and they're all naturals. They're fucking, no one's funny than Peyton Manning and these stupid guy is a natural. And so this guy. Anyways, the point being, this kid, Archmanning, is Cooper's son, I think. There's no more that I don't know about, right?

Stark quarterback for Texas Longhorns, Archmanning. He was describing a video as hilarious, and it was enough to change his public perception in the liberal media forever. For his reaction, Manning seemingly became public enemy number one and was immediately accused of supporting violence against women. Somebody writes, obviously, was I supposed to show the video already or no? Okay, obviously fuck Arch Manning, some I'm sure a pretty girl wrote. The outrage came after Manning laughed at an AI video that showed his coach,

Steve Sarcazian slapping ESPN reporter Holly Row after a game. I talked about this. I actually talked about him writing the chapter about sideline report, not chapter, but the rant about sideline reporters and how, right after the game they had won and Sarkasian ran over and he just looked into the camera and said that's Texas tough that's Texas tough hook him horns and didn't say anything to Holly Roe who was you know trying to talk to him and just took off so that was the big funny thing and somebody made an AI video of it which is hilarious I mean again you people you heavy-handed fox

oh go ahead check out the video what's funny is that goes on every night like an NFL players kitchen table. Not all of them. You know what I'm talking about. How fucking funny is that? So anyways, Arch laughed at that. That's his sin. And he was, once again,

fuck the internet and everybody on it. Arch, before being called out by left-wing, lib fascist, cuckers, this is how they asked him about the video. And this is what got him in trouble. I've seen a few AI edits and stuff, but that's about it.

I saw AI edit of Sarg's interview. you all see in that one how's it going talking about the slap yeah and everyone else was laughing too by the way in that room yeah from that point on that's the problem of the internet though

see there's a there's a zillion unhappy women out there mostly women by the way that would be upset about this of course there are some fucking soy boys too who've jumped on the bandwagon but the women I can describe to you right now Janine Garaflow glasses again Janine You know, we're friends.

It's just the glasses, screams cunt. They all have those glasses on. They're about 80 pounds overweight, sitting on their bed on a Friday night. Nobody's fucked them. Nobody fucked them in high school. And they're taking it out on guys like this. That's the high school quarterback they see. From that point on, the air around Manning completely changed as the sports world seemed to turn on them.

Here's another quote for somebody online. Obviously, Fuck Arch Manning wrote Katie Duffy, I'm sure. Oh, well, look at that. I was off by 12 pounds. She's heavier than I fuck at that. Yeah, short by 12. Look at that. They all look the same.

You deserve to be picked on. How's that? I'm for bullying now, said that years ago. That's Katie Duffy, senior. She's majoring in carbohydrates, apparently. Duffy also called it disgusting that another reporter had asked Manning the question and shared his answer. Can you fucking...

fucking whore. Yeah, that's it. Go home. Get my dinner ready. ESPN host, Shane Cornett, said Manning was insensitive and immature before adding, quite frankly,

how dare he say that? My vagina is furious. It also stinks. Get it out of here. I don't give a fuck. Take it back. I don't care where you got it. Get it out of. MS. Now sports calmness. Jason Page.

Obviously, gobbler of goo. Look at that shirt. I'm sure he got a lot of pussy with his fucking Lily Munster widowhead. Here he is sitting on a fucking zucchini in his bedroom by himself on a Tuesday night.

And showing you how to give a blowjob. Look at his lips. Put that in there. I like that one. We'll use that one. That really sings Nick DePaulo, unfortunately. Jason Page Klanmanning was showing people who he really is. Manning followed protocol and ignored the

insults, apologized, and called his own comments insensitive. Can imagine? Which is the first mistake? I want you people to help the fucking young people, like Arch Manning, go, don't ever give in. Don't ever give in. It'll never go away. Not only don't ever give in, look into the camera and go,

okay, ladies, and it's mostly ladies. Feminists out there, okay. I'll stop laughing and shit like that and stop making. women jokes, don't ever call me. Don't ever call yourself my equal. I'll treat you like kids, because, you know, it's women and kids in the boat first when something's happening. That you want to be where you treat you like that. Or you can laugh your ass up. Nobody loves, there's no woman guys love more than a woman who's politically incorrect and likes a fucking joke and doesn't have any boundaries like most guys. That's sexy. He even contacted Roe. Arach contacted the

female announcer who accepted his apology. But the next time Manning spoke to the media, fans immediately noticed he was different. So this is him after he took a beating online and somebody probably talked to him as agent, politically correct jerk off, and they cut the balls off him.

Now he sounds like Bill Belichick when they ask him questions. No, not much. I'm sure I will this week. Yeah, definitely excited to play hostile environment, SEC Road Game. That's what it's all about. I think so. Just being kind of us against the mentality. Just trying to find that in practice. We'd be consistent in practice. I'm excited for

this challenge. No, I just never, never visiting. Josh does a good job using his legs when he needs to. I think sometimes I don't need to take these unnecessary hits. Okay. What that reminded me of is, if you guys are familiar with the movie's Cuckoo's Nest, Randall Patrick McMurphy and Nicholson's character, it was a ball of fire, and then they gave him the electric shock treatment. Now that's basically what they did to him. This is him now. That's our humanity. It's why Libs have to die.

I added this to the article, because they literally take the fun out of life and the laughter that accompanies that fun. I like to see him quietly. Liberals, you're mentally ill. It's no longer politics. There's a story right now. I didn't do it on here because I know guttrel.

I sent it to guttrel yesterday afternoon, I go, you guys must have touched on this already. And I get the monologue this morning, and it's about this. That's why I didn't touch it. I had a feeling. I didn't want people going, hey, he took it for a... It's about a bar.

Did we, we didn't, did we cover that? The last, yeah, we did, didn't we? The last, last ditch. Last ditch. There's more, Godfrell sent the monologue, and there's more in the story that I didn't cover about the aftermath of it. Oh, my God.

some therapist they were getting on her because she came from a white point it is and the watch gutbell tonight watch the monologue not for the funny watch for the fucking you're going to go is this a real story he has to remind people it's totally real we're talking about if you don't know the lesbian bar in massachusetts where this require and 95 math still every night so the bar's going broke so they said you know what saturday nights it's optional and people attack them to the point where they can't even, and Gutfeld explains the mentality behind that. It's fucking beautiful. Anyways, let's move on.

The question the WMBA refuses to answer. Three-time Olympic gold medal swimmer Nancy Hogshead. You've got to change that name. Has now joined the likes of tennis legend, Martina Navitloa, Lara Trump, Charles Barkley, in his cantor freedom and demanding that the WMBA stopped stalling and formally define what a woman is

under its official league rules. Hogshead who swam for the U.S. in the 1984 L.A. Summer Olympics has launched a petition in response to a letter by several Republican congressmen led by Indiana's Marlon Stutzman

who are also demanding that the league come up with a policy defining what a woman is, which is fucking what they should be doing. You can't handle the truth. The WMBA does have a clause in its rules stating that only women are allowed to play. On the other hand, the league has also not formally defined exactly what a woman is. Can't have it both ways.

And with so many players and coaches saying that men claiming to be women are welcome in the league, the question is a valid one. It certainly is. women train, they sacrifice, they compete and fight unimaginably hard for the opportunity to reach the pinnacle of their sport, Hogshead said in a petition. As a three-time Olympic gold medalist, I understand that my athletic career was made possible because women had a dedicated category to compete and win. The athletes in the WMBA deserve to know that when they step onto the court, they'll be competing on a level playing field without biological males.

Hogshead said that her call to have the league define a woman is not complicated. And adds that the WMBA exists for women and their fans. Biological female athletes deserve clear rules that ensure fair competition and uphold the opportunities that women's sports advocates have worked for over decades to create opportunities for women and provide to them. the petition has earned more than 21,000 signers. I don't know how many you need. But I'll refresh your memory on how crazy this gut.

And this, you know how I always say they lower the standards out of fairness? No better example of that than Kintanji Brown, that fucking ignorant moron black woman that they put on the fucking Supreme Court, who's not fit to be on fucking to be, judge Judy's bailiff but here this happened a few years ago

when she was getting confirmed they were putting her through the hearings listen to this can you provide a definition for the word woman can I provide a definition pause right there can I provide what did I fool you on the word provide you see she's going into acting mode right now I'd rather have a black person go you're a white crack of fucking but I hate your fucking guts than this

that an educated fuck face like this trying to hide her hate for white people. And I want to kill whoever put her in there. Anyways, go ahead. I can't. You can't? You can't? Not in this context.

Pause. Not in this context. A context where I'm interviewing for a job where I'll have to answer things 14 times harder than this. Not in this context. What context would that be in then? Mrs. Cornelius.

Go ahead. The meaning of the word woman is so unclear and controversial that you can't give me a definition. Senator, in my work as a judge, what I do is I address disputes. If there's a dispute about a definition. I'd go, yeah, let's say the dispute about whether a person is a man or a woman. Is that easy enough for you? How would you handle it? You can't handle that one, but you're going to settle some other case. Good.

People make arguments, and I look at the law. You hear the bullshit, poor out, so I'm not. The fact that you can't give me a straight answer about something as fundamental as what a woman is underscores the dangers of the kind of progressive education that we are hearing about. story. Can you fucking imagine? I wonder where white people get this superior complex. That to me is footage that should be how she's still on the court. How did she get confirmed? Because it's all rigged, like I always said. That's it. I'm depressed. I can feel a fever coming on. My throat's fucking killing me. I don't know what the fuck's going on. I've taken enough ibuprofen. And then I Google it. That's how I do things. I wait two weeks to Google how much

ibuprofen is too much. I'm over by about 4,000 mill. milligrams a day. And one of the side effects is not good for your kidneys. Can't wait to see the look on the doctor's face tomorrow when we look at my blood. He goes, I see an actual bottle of ibupropin sitting on one of your kidneys. Here's my teeth. That's it for the week, believe it or not, right? That is it. Don't forget cameo.com. If you want me to roast a friend or a relative We go to cameo.com. And have a great weekend because we got, it's October.

Well, it's not, but it's even better than October. It's right before October. We have all of October in front of us, which almost everybody in America, that's another litmus test they should do. How do you feel about October? If anybody says they don't like it, get out of my fucking country. We got, right? Playoff baseball's coming up.

My socks are in there, by the way. after that amazing season. I guys. And NFL football, college football, hockey kicks off this coming week. And then, you know what? The gay midget throwing on ESPN3 and the lawn dot finals.

And they have the curling semifinals in France this weekend. I'm going to Calci and lay a dime on the fucking fags. That is it. You guys think it. I'll say very well. great weekend and we'll see you back here on Monday. I promise. Hi, good night everybody.