The Nick DiPaolo Show - Zelensky Crawls Back To Trump | Nick Di Paolo Show #1702

Episode Date: March 4, 2025

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Tuesday? I can't even. Tuesday. Dallas is on the cusp of having Jerry Dodie and he mentioned to the lawyer, the lawyer, oh can I say that? Yeah I can, right? Keep it basic. Anyways the guy said well what are you doing? Dallas, well I'm gonna work on a podcast. And the fucking guy says well well, who's podcasting? Dallas goes, Nick DePauw.

He goes, the lawyer goes, the comedian? Let's hope he's a Republican. He'll be banging on the door with a cop smirk. Hey, sex trafficking. Anyways, excuse me. I told Dallas that, because when I was up in New York I get called for jury duty and anyways at one point I had to fill out this thing and I said I am a radio show host in New York and that did it. They said that's the one

that got me out of there. I didn't have to lie. They're like well if you're on you know you could slip up and talk about the key we can't have that I said okay then I left there when I don't have a radio show no I did anyhow the point is my name is poison hopefully got me out of traffic school I told the story before I'm the only time where I really felt famous I got busted for speeding a couple times and whatever so I had to go to court whatever they have a you know they have a lawyer that represents you or the bunch of other people who violated the law and there's like a public defender or whatever and they call your name you know I was there like 40 minutes and they call me and they go Nick the pot I start to walk

towards the light he goes are you the comedian? And I go, yeah. He goes from the Stern show. I go, yeah. He goes, get out of here. Thank you, Howard Stern. I know we're not friends now, but thank you. Oh, boy. See that? Being a racist and shit.

But that was going to cost me money. And it was great. Anyways, probably just get that guy arrested Anyhow folks real quick Tonight it's Trump is gonna well before I get to that I was watching Ken Jennings again last night Me and the wife are on this jeopardy kick And when I play her it's like a heavyweight fight that stop it after a minute She knows every book. She's almost like Ken. I go go what the fuck man I didn't want this type of smart girl wanted a girl with an ice ass and kind of show me it that's anyways Ken Jennings I have never

we've been watching him for a month straight now like every night we watch a couple episodes he's on like episode 48 of some fucking shit. And he crossed the two million dollar mark last night. But what's insane is he doesn't just beat these people. And these people are smart. You know, you have to go through a couple rounds to get to the tournament. He embarrasses them. He is just everything probably black people hate about white smart guys.

I hate the guy. No. He's very likable and he's got a personality and I can see why he's the host. There shouldn't have been any question about that. Guy actually has a great sense of humor. But he by the first, I've said this before, I'm sorry, it's like watching Tom Brady. He cleans the whole column. He'll go right down.

He gets a round of applause. And it's hilarious. He's not cocky because he's a white guy. You know, went to school in Utah and whatever. I can't believe he decimates these people. See, end of the first round, he's at like, you know, 11,000 and he got Mary at minus 100 and Larry at 400. I would just walk up, light a cigarette,

sit there and watch the show. If you were what, the other contestant? If I was one of the contestants. I know. You can see that at the beginning of the show, they mentioned how much he's won so far. And you can see the blood drain out of the other two people. They're like, ugh.

They're like, if I won tonight, went off the next month, I wouldn't put a dent in this guy's total. It's got to be, I've never, every friggin', look, it got me so inspired and I'm watching this shit going, what did you do, Nick? Were you paying attention at all? But I was never, and I'll say it again, I get gypped. I was never made to fucking read a couple classics, Red Badge of Courage, Merchant of Venice We did all that shit. I think you did eighth grade after that. I don't remember. I was a business major

majoring in you know, Maine gynecology Schlitz light But I was so I'm so pissed at all these books so my wife and I asked I said get me a book pissed at all these books. So my wife and I asked her, I said get me a book about the she gets me a book 400 pages called I Know My Classics and it's a son if you guys are into books and shit I know you're like you yeah I am I just like the curse I'm not as stupid as I act every bit as smart as Joe Rogan sorry we're making him out to be the soothsayer now it's insane not a dumb guy by any but I'm just saying come on even Even he doesn't bit about how dumb he is.

And he's not he's not dumb enough. But the book uh you know it's called I Know My Classics and um I'm on page 315 after you know ripping through it love it it summarizes you know whatever like at east of eden summarize what the plot is, then what the characters are, then something about the author, then what other books he's got, it's perfect. You get like three pages on each. And of course, last night we're playing Jeopardy.

Here comes one, my wife looks at me, and I'm like, I go, this is why I don't read. I read this last night, I don't know the fucking answer. I get the retention span of a fucking retarded gnat. Another one came up that I did get, and I'm like, there. Bingo. But it's so fra- and Ken Jennings did. He didn't mess a question about a book.

He does not- somebody might beat him in. That's the only time he doesn't get- I've never seen anything like it in my life. His breadth of knowledge from stupid pop culture to fucking to Science to hit it's just friggin Unbelievable, I'd rather have that than a big dick and I got neither Like three you're out. All right, let's get to it real quickly. I wanted to mention

Strike three, you're out. All right, let's get to it. Real quickly, I wanted to mention. Tonight, Trump's talking to Congress. It's not a state of the union, I don't think. It's like it's just a speech to Congress. Anyway, the first time he faces him. If I was him, I'd walk up there and go like this. Whoa.

I can't help it. Frankly, this is how I feel Anyways and the Dems listen to this the Dems are arguing about how they're gonna behave tonight All week they don't they're arguing about some listen to this This gives us their mentality some of them are saying they're gonna walk out when he says something That they find offensive which will be they'll file out after three seconds Some of them are gonna dress in certain colors, pink for feminists, black caucus is gonna wear black, pretty original, why don't you just come out

with no shirts on? Same thing. Some of, listen to this, I'm not making this up, some of them are contemplating bringing noisemakers. Other people, and then I read an article in Axios and they give examples of when the Republicans did it. They go, yeah, so and so yelled out, you're lying to Obama. They bring up four things.

Totally different than bringing noisemakers. Thank you. Totally different. And by the way, the guy that yelled, I think it was from South Carolina, you're lying to Obama, he was lying, it turns out. But they're not gonna stand up and, they said they might bring signs. This is what you're dealing with.

And they end fighting about that. Yet you people, not you people, other people continue to vote for these children. Dems are gonna bring people who have lost their jobs because of Doge. Oh good, sit them right up front. Remember Clinton, when Bill Clinton gave a speech and Juanita Broderick, they brought a bunch of people, a bunch of women who said they were assaulted by Clinton. They were all sitting in the front row. That made me laugh my balls off. Who else are they going to bring? Trump's going to have like Hunter Biden whistleblowers from the IRS. He's bringing a guy, he's bringing a, oh the woman that got hit in the face with a volleyball.

Remember the trans guy spiked it off her head? She did like partial damage to her apparently. She's going be there drooling on herself doing donuts in her chair. They'll be good, look at him, you can't even stand up like, you fucked her up. And they say Johnson, House Speaker, will have a widow of a man from Louisiana who was killed by a legal drunk driver and illegal in the country illegally. And I mean, Trump could stack them. You kidding me? Anyways, so I think that cub is it. Widow, guest hunter by whistleblower. Yeah, and they're going to bring people who lost it. Whatever the fuck. They still don't get it. I love

it. They still don't get it. I love it. They still don't get it It's one thing when it's one thing if you know It was a normal election and it was close or whatever that you but it's another thing when you got smoked embarrassingly You're still gonna stand up and say no we want legals on the street and shit Somebody just released a guy a black dude out of prison, he was in there for molesting a... sexually assaulting a boy in the Bronx and then throwing the kid off a five-story roof. They gave him like 10 years, he did like three, they just let him out again. It's it's fucking mind-boggling. with Gretzky Goal Lucky Tap, inspired by the great one himself, or play the dazzling MGM Grand Emerald Knights, a slot experience that captures the magic of MGM.

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Bet MGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario. Anyways, let's get back to change of heart. Ukrainian President Vladimir Zelensky. Why do I say that like I'm Spanish? Shut it, Nick. Comrade, interesting, wrote a message directed at President Trump on Tuesday.

I knew this was coming. He must have ever, when you were drunk in high school or you did something, you know, you fucking ended up, I mean, blind drunk and you knocked out a waitress or your grandmother at a whatever and then you wake up the next morning and you got whiskey and you go, did I do something stupid? That must have been how he felt. Directed President Trump on Tuesday after the US paused military aid to Ukraine, Zelensky wrote saying, it's time to make things, it's time to make things it's time to make things

right. What we've got here is failure to communicate. He says a meeting in Washington that the White House on Friday did not go where it was supposed to be. He says it's regrettable that it happened this way, like he had nothing to do with it. It is time to make things right. We would like future cooperation and communication to be constructive. Well, that's up to you, Napoleon. Dynamite. See what happens?

Trump just goes, we're cutting off your aid. Money talks, bullshit walks. Zelensky reaffirmed Ukraine's commitment to peace and his lengthy expos, but did not outright apologize. Trump asked for an apology too, so he didn't outright apologize for the disagreement in the Oval Office, which he previously indicated was started by Vance, JD Vance, jumping in to answer questions directed at Trump.

But now he's licking Trump's heels. I apologize. What's the matter with you? Sorry. The fuck is the matter with you? Nobody wants peace more than Ukrainians. This is Zelensky talking. My team and I stand ready to work

under President Trump's strong leadership to get to a piece that last He wrote Zelensky said Ukraine would sign the mineral deal at any time and in any convenient format What do you mean like DOS? Folks if you don't know what that is that was like one of the first soft with I think I was up at you main I don't know what that is. That was like one of the first sop with. I think I was up at UMaine.

Business I believe is a business program. He also proposed a ceasefire with Russia in the sea and the sky if Russia will do the same. Wow. Well, weren't things going that direction before you fucked it up? Yeah. You know, he must have had a couple shots of Stoli before he went in there. Even worse, he hung out with the our Democrats everything they touch turns to shit. He must be furious. I'd add our Democrats

That fucker was standing with our Democrats before the election And Trump and jade events they curb stopped him. He had a coming. He really did I'm trying to find a way out for the guy I mean He wasn't as nuts as I would get or us normal people who can't keep our emotion he didn't even raise his voice at least as far as my barometer anyway let's stay on Trump who is only the greatest president ever oh Nick stop it shut the fuck up they're already like somebody said,

I forget who said it. He would already be if he was a Democrat, I think Rubio said it or the Santas. Rubio, I think said if he was a Democrat, he'd already be nominated for peace prize, Nobel peace prize for what he's doing here. And it's fucking true. President Trump said Monday that Canada and Mexico, this is called the power of the tariffs, whatever, have no room left for talks to avoid 25 percent tariffs on import. They went on, they kicked them at midnight last night. With those duties set to begin, like I said, this past midnight, here's somebody talking about it mister president is there anything china canada and mexico can do tonight to for stall your implementation of tariffs tomorrow why do you think it

not right now not a negotiating tool notes that what i just say that your economic we have big deficits with as you know with all three of them and in one case they're sending massive amounts of fentanyl killing hundreds of thousands of people a year do you know that reporter no and in the other two cases they're making it possible for this poison to get in number one and

number two we have big deficits and it's something we're doing and we'll i was reading up on the tariffs and from business guys okay like like um not jamie diamond but another you know financial geniuses that run these big mega and they explain why tariffs they're not going to prolong hurt they're a one-time whack. It's not like they increase or whatever. Again, economically I can't speak to it, but it was explained by more than one guy why people are blowing it out of proportion. Who knows? I don't know. Trump last month delayed the implementation of 25 percent tariffs against goods from neighboring countries when Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and Mehdi President Claudia Scheinbaum yeah rushed to reassure him they would crack down on illegal immigration and fentanyl smuggling,

but they didn't, they just yap the yap and you don't do that with John Gordy over here. Although illegal, he checks your homework, he says show the work. This is a guy who sent out friggin' email saying what are you done the last five days although illegal immigration bus along the US Mexican border hit a 25 year low in February well that was tough huh Biden Trump said Monday he's still displeased with progress on stopping fentanyl and he should be that's just well he labeled these knocks they're

fucking terrorists wiping out a hundred thousand people a year in this country okay would you feel better if they had guns and bayonets were doing it would you understand well they also said that they seized last year enough fentanyl to with the capability of killing four billion people four billion people or five mexican families nick that's an old i don't care it's still funny kiss my grits check out the video tape of somebody apple now is going to start building all of their plans here

all because a lot of our employees in terms, it's not because he likes me, or they like me, they don't probably like me at all. I think he likes me a little bit at least. But you know what, it's the incentive we... He, I know, the Asian, oh I like you a lot. This, that guy's from where? Taiwan? Is it Taiwan, right? He's the new Gingrich of Taiwan. Oh no, I like you a lot. Chicken dumpling. I love that Trump goes, I think he likes me. He's not trying to be funny there, folks. And I've said this about him. I don't know, I don't think he got enough love from Dad. And he needs love. And it's a blessing. It's a blessing to us.

Remember he said, I like people who like me? Which to me, you can't get any more. And he knows how to fake it when people don't like him. And he can fake pretending to like him. He's the fucking Taiwanese guy jumping in. Oh, I like you. You have all power. Go ahead.

Created. Or the negative incentive. I mean, it's going to be very costly for people to take advantage of this country. They can't come in and steal our money and steal our jobs and take our factories and take our businesses and expect not to be punished. And they're being punished by tariffs. Don't you ever try to fuck me. That's what he was saying. Don't you ever try to fuck me. That's what he's saying.

And this country has been getting fucked on purpose by the way, and not just Democrat Party. You can go back party, both sides, the globalists or whatever the fuck, and he's trying to put a stop to that, God forbid. Why would you be, I guess they really believe in that utopian wet dream these stupid fucks on the left they don't know enough about people and humanity and how flawed we are as a species that'll never work you're never gonna fucking hold hands and sing kumbaya across the planet you need to be

a cold he's a fucking throwback he's a industrialist we need to call those Titans of industry type fucking guys anyhow and he's got great stakes watches he sells a lot of stuff that's what I love is any other president ever done that did the president that a most powerful president plant most powerful person plant, and they're selling like fucking bottled water and shit. I love it. Anyhow, folks, if you want to see me live, do stand up. I'm getting good at it. Spent 38 years. April 25th, I'll be at the Cahos Music Hall in Cahos, New York. What a beautiful theater. Tickets are already moving, I was told. I just hit this button trying to make the monitor, wow. Then May 15th and 16th, one of my favorite clubs,

haven't been back in a while, Zanies, Rosemont, Illinois. Chicago comes out to see me. And they are one of my favorite cities to do comedy in. That, and Salt Lake City's my new one. Just love it. If you want to if you want to support the show go to the merch page at nickdip.com and again we have baseball caps, knit hats, mugs, fake breasts for men, fake calf muscles and Nick DiPaolo violins and artificial sweetness. Go to nick.com. You can watch full episodes of my show, Lauda with Crota, which is arguably the best thing out there, and all exclusive Rumble content.

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