The Nikki Glaser Podcast - #102 Where'd You Go To High School?

Episode Date: September 15, 2021

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language and like learning stuff and and and those kind of from those people that have been you know 12 step each type stuff is that when you do good for others and step outside yourself it makes you feel better and less depressed and less anxious. And I just, that always just seemed like something to me that's like, people just say that. So it encourages people to do more good, but it really does because it's not so much about the act of doing good and being like, oh, I'm such a good person. I feel better. It's more just, it makes you forget that you're this, your, it makes you forget about your worries. So it's, it's hard to remember though, man, when you're having your it makes you forget about your worries so it's it's hard to remember though

man when you're having a bad day or really in your own stuff of like my life is just falling apart it's hard to pick up the phone or pick up some trash or pick up dog shit that your dog didn't make or just do something that is completely selfless. But there's nothing worse. I really hate picking up cold dog shit. Worse than warm dog shit because sometimes I do do that. I do do that where, you know, Luigi will poop. I'll forget a bag. There's no leaves around.

There's no, you know, sometimes I just throw mulch on it and then cover it in mulch and then pick it up with like a big scoop of mulch so I don't touch it. But there's nothing like that. So the other day I did like use a stick and I only got half of it. And I was like, I had to leave half his shit there. And I was like, okay, so tomorrow I'm going to pick up someone else's shit. And boy, that's just not, as much as warm, gooey shit is gross i've always said it it's a little hand warmer and i don't mind it i just don't mind it and i really don't like picking up like hardened old dog poop like i even though that's like should be preferable and aren't rocks aren't a lot of like rocks dinosaur

poop or something like that i always remember being like, ew, it's dino poop. I always remember Laura Dern in Jurassic Park digging in that big pile of shit and being like, she's sick or whatever. I don't know. Noah, have you seen Jurassic Park? I have seen Jurassic Park a while ago. Did you like it?

I mean, as a kid I liked it. I don't know if I could suspend disbelief as an adult. Yeah, I think you could because that's the whole point of it is that they like walk you through the science of like how it could be. You know, it's not just like it's it's I feel like it presents a scenario where you're like, I guess that could happen. What I I was just I guess it came on 93 I want to say I'm pretty good about dates of the 90s and I bet you're right about it hold on I was just like blown away by the mag like how visually impressive it was I remember the scene where Laura Dern and they're seeing the dinosaurs for the first time and they're in that like

you know doorless jeep or whatever is 93 wow I'm I don't know how you do this it is exactly we should do more 90s early 2000s trivia songs any pop culture and I'll like I'll get you real close it's amazing uh I think that one I know just because it was like, Dreadful is such a huge deal cinematically. And I was a big, I loved movies back in the day. I was voted most likely to be Siskel and Ebert by my eighth grade superlative. And I was like, which one? You know?

But I guess just both. But I just remember being like, I don't know. Movies used to stay with me, dude. They used to just, for days, I don't know, movies used to like stay with me, dude. Like they used to just for days I would just go to bed and I would daydream about like how magnificent it was. And I couldn't wait for it to come out on VHS. And I would I was moved by Jurassic Park Lion King. Oh, but the scene in Jurassic Park that stays with me more than any is the brontosauruses feeding and when they see them first and they like go and they lift up on their hind legs to like get the top of the tree i think i liked that scene because i knew

nothing bad was going to happen because the music is like it was just like safe music where you're like okay i'm music and whenever you're like worried in a movie, it's because the music. It's not about anything else generally. Like music really gets you. I didn't even know. I don't notice it so much of the time because it's so deliberately but like, you know, subconsciously tells you how to feel so much of the time. But, yeah, I was, I was just blown away. And you know, she gets out of the car and she like, takes off her sunglasses like slowly. And I was just like, that's like

one of my favorite scenes when she takes off her sunglasses in amazement. That's how I felt watching that scene. And I was obsessed. I was just like, I can't believe like, it looks so real. It still holds up to like, that's the thing about Jurassic Park that's cool the CGI like actually would I think it'd be pretty impressive even now um and then the Lion King I just like all again the magnitude of the animals like I remember the like the um the what was the big there was some big stomping animal and Simba's like dodging it as he's singing and I just was like oh my god they're so big like I don't know there's something about big things that really blow my mind I was obsessed with blue whales and 9-11 like the magnitude of 9-11 like the bigness of 9-11 like I was listening to

a Sam Harris podcast about it like Andrew doesn't like know anything about like not that he doesn't know anything about 9-11 but he doesn't, I just don't understand people that aren't like obsessed with 9-11. Like it is the most insane thing that has ever happened. We didn't even, we've never seen a 747 crash before, like into something. There's no like footage of that ever. That's why everyone thought it was like a Cessna. No one had seen a passenger jet fly into something and and the importance really of the second jet was like that's when we knew the second plane was the when everything really fucking went off the

rails because that's when it was a deliberate thing most everyone else thought it was like an accident at first that's why no one everyone goes why didn't they evacuate the you know um whatever tower was hit second i don't know like i know so many things about 9-11 except um the the tower uh directions because i'm bad with directions but the second tower that uh the second tower to be hit none of those people evacuate like so many didn't evacuate because they just thought it was an accident and andrew last night was like why wouldn't you evacuate it's like because why would you think you're going to like, just because your twin gets hit by a car? Why would you think that you're going to get hit by a car accidentally? You know,

that's, that's the same kind of logic. And I think in hindsight, so much of us can be like, I would have done this. It's like, you don't know what you would do. You don't know what you would do. Grief is fascinating. And I've been really lucky to not have like a lot of loss in my life but you know we all will and it's interesting there was a psychologist or psychiatrist or something that was talking about how when a family loses someone and they all um they all have to help each other there's a mountain of grief and they all are the top, and it's like there's a blizzard, and they are out of food, and they all have to, like, get down the mountain in their own way. They can't really help each other. Like, they have to – if you help someone else, you're not going to help yourself.

Like, you might help someone, oh, cross this crevasse or crevassese whatever a word is that's up in the mountain but then you're still on the other side of it and maybe you've helped them but you're not everyone's on their own kind of and that's why you got to get outside help that people aren't grieving but then someone's so this woman that did the article presented that kind of analogy to another person that works a lot in grief and she said what do you think about this mountain analogy that everyone has to get down on grief. And she said, what do you think about this mountain analogy that everyone has to get down on their own? And she said, or everyone gets down on their own time.

And the woman goes, that's not true because the truth of the matter is many people don't make it down the mountain. Some people just die of grief. It stays with them forever. And it made me so sad. And it made me so sad. And it made me think about that video I watched the other day of the dog crying because its dead dog friend was there.

And it would like, didn't, like animals grieving and then reading about how if you put down an animal, you should bring it back home for your other animals to see so that they understand that it's gone and that it's not just like hiding because there was this reddit thread of this dog crying about a dead dog and i thought i talked about in the podcast but i just realized i was talking about it with friends and on in the comments they were like you know animals need to see what the animal is going through in this video is like necessary because otherwise they just don't know what happened to the animal and they don't understand it died they need to like see the body and as you know as uh impossible as that might be sometimes to like bring a dead animal home like

there's something like there were stories that people were sharing of like my dog couldn't even walk you know at the end its life, but it was still like crawling around looking for the dog, its dog friend that, you know, that we had to put down five years before and like never gave up looking. It was like, oh my God. Yeah. So I don't know, man, I've had a couple losses in my life that were like, that I just didn't want to feel because I was just like, it's just, I don't deserve to feel it. I didn't know that person well enough. That would be ridiculous to cry that hard over someone.

But when the feelings come up now, I just put on a good sad song and work through them. Like we talked about yesterday, getting high off your own supply. Noah, you reached out to me later. You liked that. Yeah. You said to me- I couldn't relate said to me i couldn't relate to it you couldn't relate to it tell me about that so i'm not a feel i'm not a

person who doesn't feel my feelings i just don't talk about them so i don't know what it's like to not feel them and i was i was very curious about that and I was curious to learn more about how you know I guess how you go through it now yeah I don't even know because it's almost like I don't know what they feel like because that's trying to like a blind person trying to explain color like I don't know what I'm not doing like I don't know what I'm not feeling. Like I know what sadness is and I know what like heartbreak or guilt or I know the feeling of wanting something I can't have or being sorry for myself. But those are always overcome by your by the feeling of shame of like you shouldn't be feeling this way. So like, you know, when people tell me that they cry, how do you feel your feelings? If you don't talk about them, how do you feel them?

Like what does it look like for you, let's say, if you're sad or like feeling, yeah, let's say sad. If I'm sad, I just, I mean, I just kind of go through it. If I need to cry, I'll'll cry now do you cry alone or do you need to like talk to someone about it no i don't like what will it'll just come out yeah i um i'm trying to get better at talking about it because i know that it could help but i usually just try to go through it alone do you go in like a room alone do you go in the bathroom do you go in the shower like what does it look like when you go cry alone in your car? Car is a good place. Bathroom is a good

place. As a kid, I used to cry in the bathroom a lot just because it was a way to just have privacy. Do you cry like in silence? Do you need a song to get you there? Like I really do feel like I need you just like think about it. You just think about the thing that's making you sad and like go go into it yeah i think like the most recent example was a you know just like mourning the loss of my of my dog so i'll just okay you know like um i used to just say all right well it's time to move on just don't don't allow yourself to cry just stop looking at the pictures or like avoid looking at the pictures but i won't avoid it now i'll just look at them and if i get that gulp and it's like okay i'm about to cry i just do it yeah yeah no i um i can do that sometimes i don't know

i think i have to like talk about it and i can't talk to alone okay so um it always has to be with someone to talk about it that will get me to cry but then as soon as i start getting verklempt uh i feel bad that the person has to like witness this and like suddenly come to my rescue or like get they like they they're like oh my god she's crying oh what do I do like there's like some kind of panic in them of either I don't want to be here I mean I've talked about this before either they don't want to be there or they like have to now stay longer and comfort me and I just don't want anyone to do it's like you know like looking at someone on stage they have to laugh and I just don't want to earn people's sympathy by, you know, I feel like it's a trick to get love and like or to get attention.

Like I feel like even though it's not a trick, it's like that's a sign that you need extra care from your friends and loved ones. Like what's wrong with that? I don't know because I don't want to be a burden even if it's a close friend and in that conversation they're very welcoming of you just saying or doing whatever you need to do to feel better do you know like do you remember when you called me and you cried for a reason that we won't say did that help you feel better going through that sadness and just. Yes. Yes. I think that, yeah, it's like, I,

it always feels better afterwards. It feels like, you know, after you come, like, it's just like, for me at least after I just feel like, Oh,

I can go to sleep now. And it like, yeah, you, you get over it, but like, you know, that was God.

That was, that was when I was in Cayman, right? Yes. Oh my God. Yeah. And I, and before I reached out to you,

I, I tried to talk to Andrew Andrew really wasn't having it he just couldn't I think he started biting his nails like as I was getting anxious and I was like I can't he doesn't want to be here for this and then I tried to call Robin and because she was more privy to the situation that was happening around that and she was busy and then I just like, Noah's always there for me. She is like such a calming force. I know that she'll, I haven't felt too much of a burden to her lately. So I called you. And yeah, that was really helpful. And I didn't feel bad, you know,

but like in Tulum, when I was having, when we were all about to go to dinner on our last night, and I was just having a bad moment, and I to cry everyone like came to my room but everyone's like hungry want to go to dinner everyone's like dressed up and cute and I'm just like like it just felt like god shut up everyone wants to go but I just kind of didn't care because it was so painful that I was so selfish you know like sometimes my pain makes me selfish that I don't care. So I'm wondering in this new, getting high off your own supply,

are you going to try to go through those feelings without calling someone and testing to see if you could do it on your own? Yes. Yeah, like yesterday I was driving to my sister's house to go get my dogs. And the air conditioning on from my mom's car was like sometimes wind makes my eyes water. And it was like, it was like, it was like lube, you know, like a synthetic, a synthetic thing you bring into the bedroom to, you know, to, what's it called, emulate, to be like what your wetness should be. So you feel like that can't make me wet. But sometimes lube does make you wet because it's like, oh, it shows me what that feels like in my eyes or in my

vagina to be wet. And then it reminds my vagina like, oh, make more of this. So it's not even porn. It's like it's actually bringing something synthetic in to cause the tears. And honestly, that gets me there because I'll be like, I'm already crying. And then I put on a sad song. And then I just like cried. And I didn't even know what I was crying about.

I was just like, there were just feelings coming up. I just like I just I faked it I tried to fake crying until it would happen and a little bit came out but then I was like oh no if I show up there and like my eyes are teary my mom's gonna be like what's what what are you crying about and I'll go oh I'm just sad because I'm going through like like someone in my life disappointed me and I had hope about this person and now I feel like the hope is gone and I'm just sad about a boy and she'll be like oh god this is just I don't like she won't be like you're ridiculous for feeling sad she'll just be like and then they won't ask me about it and I'll just feel like mad that they didn't ask me about it you know that kind of thing so I just wanted to like clear up my face I didn't want my face to be puffy and red for to be

in front of my parents not because they would have shamed me about it but because they wouldn't have done what I wanted which is like ask me about it and like talk about it um because it just makes them too uncomfortable for me to have feelings and I think that's probably why I get nervous when people get anxious when I cry is because my parents probably didn't know what to do with me when I cried because it just seems like, what the fuck do you do? And then it was so cute because Poppy was crying. My niece, we went over there and she was doing this thing where she was holding onto the side of the couch and just jumping up and down like it was a trampoline, but she jumped too far and she went over and her head like fell on the bed, the table next to the couch.

And then she toppled over and knocked over a lamp. She was totally safe, but it's our reaction scared her. And then, you know, my mom's just like, don't, that's why you don't jump on the couch.

You don't jump. And I was just like, and then she came over to me because I was just like, everyone was just, she was getting upset because she was embarrassed, but she didn't know how to really, because she was having so much fun. And then she was embarrassed because it just got out of hand, you know, like she tripped almost. And that feeling of like being sad because you're so embarrassed.

And then she came over to me because I was just kind of like not saying anything and just going like, and she came over to me and I go, I've bumped my head so many times on things. It's just – you're trying to have fun and then you bump your head. And she just like fell in my arms and like just like wanted to lay there because I wasn't pitying her. I was just like relating and I was like, it sucks. Oh, no. And it was just – it's nice to give give that back the thing that I want so badly. And and maybe Poppy will be there for me someday when I need to cry because she's learned from me and from my sister,

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Good morning. Good morning down here. Hey, we got a package from a fan. I don't know how they got our address. We got, yeah, I thought it might be, well, I opened it up because I thought it was, it wasn't labeled. Like sometimes when I get a package that has no, or a obscure return address that just seems like a shipping center, I think it's a sex toy because everything is shipped discreetly from these companies. Yeah. And I have a lot of stuff coming from –

Nikki is going to get the package. She's coming back. She's sitting back down. I just got a bunch. So I made an order on Balesa, which is this company that has given me a lot of free stuff in the past um and balessa is uh they call themselves the netflix of porn but it's all like female produced porn and i love it i do um a subscription to their site but they also have a sex store or like sex toy shop and they've they've reached out to me i've done their podcast called balls deep uh which is so funny these two girls hilarious comics host it um but

anyway they've given me so much free stuff over the the years and i've done a poor job of promoting them so the other day i placed an order and i knew that they would give me it for free but i just was like they they deserve my money so i i spent like 400 500 on new stuff and this bitch that runs the company and i say that with love wrote me and goes no no no your money's not good here like she saw the order come through and was like no so she sent me it all for free it was so nice so um shout out to balessa and there i'm i'll let you know the packaging it looks like how i was this isn't blessa oh i thought it was i was like looking at that i was like that's how i wrap presents on Hanukkah. So yeah, Carnival Box arrived. This is from one of our besties actually.

And I just wanted to share it with you. They sent, this is a potholder that they sent. Okay. And it says, there's a quote on it. It says, what does it say, Andrew? You can pull the rack out and make it easier. Oh, you son of a bitch. That's awesome.

This is based on the pizza incident with me and andrew it says on it you could pull the rack out and make it easier and the eyes are dotted with hearts love it and then we got another pot holder oh my god that says i'll get i'll get it which is andrew's response we should hold these up like a game, you know? Yes. And then I got an air freshener that says, do-it-yourself air freshener. Add your favorite perfume, cologne, or essential oils.

And it has a picture of Taylor Swift on it. And then on the other side, it's the picture of Marion that looks exactly like the Taylor Swift picture. These are so thoughtful, man. And then look at all these shirts she made me. She made me Taylor Swift shirts. This is one of a poster I have in my bedroom. Wow.

It's tie-dye. She did another one. She might have made the tie-dye herself. Tie-dye pink. There's another one of her on the Red Tour. And then another one. I mean, I'm going to wear these all on the podcast when we have the video up.

Another one of her uh uh the lover concert that she did she made a k shirt there's a shirt that says k on it and then a tank top that says k on it or oh no this one is good she did it with simone biles quitting quitting and it says it's simone biles looking serious and like over it it says quitting when you have the courage to put your needs over your ego. And here I thought this might be a Unabomber situation. And then another Taylor Swift mug that she got

me. I mean, or he or she or they. Let me read the note. It says, thank you so much for, Nikki, first thank you so much for everything you do. I've been a bestie since you up. You are part of my morning ritual and I listen to you while I get ready for work. When you upended, I was truly devastated and missed you so much. I'm so glad you're back. You are more than a podcast to me and I think you are part of my morning ritual and i listen to you while i get ready for work when you upended i was truly devastated and missed you so much i'm so glad you're back you are more than a podcast to me and i think you are just perfectly unperfect and i wouldn't want you any other way sometimes i

write you on ig knowing you won't even see it but it's more of a diary for me i love that screw all the haters you should be proud of who you are because we are never stop being you please good days bad days i want it all i'm sorry i didn't know your size so there's a variation in here but hey everyone needs some big pj shirts right lol your favorite bestie sky taylor douglas thank you so much sky taylor douglas for these i like that name it's like amazing presence father name yeah any three name like that i really love yeah well you're andrew todd collin i hate the name i was almost named Todd Todd's a definite like Chad name Yeah, it's not good I met one guy from the Midwest

What's Todd short for? And he's like Todrick? Toddler Maybe it would fit you then You're such a Todd Well, call me by my full name If you're gonna say it

Andrew Toddler Colin is so funny That you were named after toddler to fourth i i there i met a guy from the midwest one time he goes he goes your middle name's tad i'm tad i'm like no it's todd yeah he goes no yeah i'm tad so in the midwest they say tad yeah we we say um highway farty far instead of 44 highway farty that's like the st louis thing there's two st louis things okay what is it uh where'd you go to high school that's so that we all okay what are let's go through these high schools and what does it mean like top three high schools in st louis and what does it mean about you um and which

one did you go to kirkwood that means man, man, your parents are probably liberal and you're not religious. And you probably don't have – you're not extremely wealthy. But you could be – like upper middle class if you're a white person that went to Kirkwood. I like rich people that send their kids to public schools. Like they're going to learn the real world. Yeah, right. I mean I loved my thank god i went didn't go to a private school um i'm who knows i would have had a good experience

anywhere what's the number one school you could say you're from that you went to in st louis where everyone's like um for girls like villa viz micds that's like you uh your parents have a lot of money because it costs a lot of money to go there i guess you know i guess it's i guess it's a thing of conversation because people stay in st it's like a big city that i don't understand why everyone doesn't do that because for me i always thought it was about do you know people i know like who do we both know in common because obviously you know people you went to high school with and we it's very segregated by high school like you don't hang out with people at other high schools.

There's people I'm meeting now who lived blocks away from me, but I would have never known them because they went to private school and I went to public school. We didn't co-mingle. Maybe a lot of people move back to St. Louis or just don't leave St. Louis.

It's like if I stayed in my small town of Vero, I'd be like, did you go to a public school or a private school? No, you guys don't do that. If you stayed there, if you lived there. I've been to towns and people don't whenever I go like, oh, if I meet two people and they're both from Charlotte, let's say we're in New York

and I go, he's from Charlotte. They go, oh my god, cool. And they don't ask what high school. I go, why don't you ask what high school? You both are the same age. I do that. We were in Orlando. This guy went to First Academy and we played against him in football. It's a football thing for you. Oh, you're yellow and blue.

And he's like, I am yellow and blue. And that guy's going to love me forever. I don't even know why I asked though, because I don't know anyone from other high schools. But the joke is that's what St. Louis is at. St. Louisans ask is where to go to high school. But what it really is about is how much money did your parents make? Yeah. That's really what you're asking with that question, which is disgusting,

but St. Louis is very elitist, very... It's like, what kind of car do you drive? Us and them, yeah. But like, but more subtle. Yeah, what kind of car did your parents buy you when you turned 16? And like, mine was a Mercedes, 1976 Mercedes 300D.

It was awesome. We called it the bastard. It's so funny if you lead with Mercedes. Everyone's like, what a spoiled bitch. And then you keep going. It's like, oh, she's such a... And it would go... Like it was...

Every time? And we called it the old bastard. Kirsten named it that. She was like, it's the old bastard. What's your dad doing getting diesel if he's Mr. Recycle? I mean, it was just an old car that we... I don't know how my dad got a deal on it or something i don't know a deal on it and um uh yeah so that's and then the other st louis thing uh as i was saying is that we say like

farty far and like uh yeah park your car on farty far like it's like boston tad tad yeah i got a explorer for my first car brand new sport but my stepmother drove it they bought it like two months before i could drive so every day i was on the bus and literally almost every morning i saw her driving my car like i was like this and i'm so spoiled did you get a new one yeah brand new what but she got i mean she got it first and uh every day i know i i was just you know there were kids driving bmws sure i mean that you were yeah that was not that impressive i mean we were my dad was a doctor but we were in my school literally is like millions and billionaire like billionaires like they drive being like so i was just like i can't believe stepmom driving my brand new did you wear uniforms uh we had to wear a tie and button down were you

it was a co-ed did you have girls too yes i like i like the idea of a uniform noah did you ever feel i know that you were kind of like uh like not into high school and wanted to just like get through it and but like i felt overwhelmed by wearing the coolest thing looking like the girls that parents had money like having abercrombie and like you know i remember a shirt for 36 was like so much fucking money to spend on a dumb abercrombie shirt but like i always wanted uniforms so that we'd all just not have to deal with that and it was based on your hair yeah which i was also failing at i looked like the quaker oats guy no what did what what's your feeling on uniforms uh no i mean like i um i think in high school is when i started to like dress a little bit better because i i told you that um all of my clothes until high school were

basically like hand-me-downs from my cousins who were very well endowed in the chest area and i was not so in high school i got to like dress up like a little bit freaky like what like what it was your like favorite outfit i had had these rocket dog flip flops that had black That's your freaky? It was black, fuzzy shiny I don't know what it's called

strap and I used to go to the village and get chains and the spike bracelets and stuff. Yeah, okay, so you were a little bit like alternative gothy yeah i wasn't gothy i was just i don't know like freak a freak or trying to be a freak i never wanted to get any attention for any i didn't want anyone to be like what is she like i hated getting attention for my outfit i wanted to blend in me too but my mom would buy my clothes and

like i had a tie that was like had heart like a heart on i don't know she like she dressed me how she i never picked out like i was i'd wear whatever like i really didn't you would think wearing a tie every day i just wanted to match i guess yeah but i never even thought about what i was wearing i wish i could go back to high. I would just wear because in fifth grade before I cared what people thought I wore like shirts that said save the rainforest and like had animals on them because I loved animals. I had one shirt that had different kinds of bird poop all over it

because I thought it was funny and like I just liked things that said save the world and like I just liked animals so I put animals on my shirt and it's like I then you start then Leslie Lammers tells you one day you wear that shirt like every day and I didn't I just wore rainforest but it would stick out if you wore a bird shit poop so even if you wore once every two weeks yeah she was just like you

seriously wear that shirt every day and I was like I kind of did like I remembered how to that you know the tree frog that every that symbolized save the rainforest It has those big eyes, and it's kind of like, ugh, on a leaf. And now, all I want to wear is things that I like, so it attracts other people. So if I wear a Taylor Swift shirt, I get to talk to the lady at Schnucks, who's a little autistic, who's like, I like Taylor Swift.

And then I get to have interactions with other people that like the things I like. Well, I mean, maybe bring back the rainforest stuff. I remember in like third grade, before I went to private school, I was in public school and I still remember this photo. I had a sleeveless shirt with a cool shark and an orange, like very loud, fun clothes. I was smiling ear to ear. Yeah.

And then I went to private school. My parents got divorced and I just started wearing dark clothes. You just lose so much of what you care about. That's why I loved when we were talking about guilty pleasures yesterday. Those things are so embarrassing to have that are different than the other people in your age group. Me liking Taylor Swift now is different than most 37-year-old women. There's a lot of me out there, they're not i don't come across them often but if i if i cared about something that was that not acceptable at that age i would have kept it inside

and so now it's so nice to just be like yeah i fucking like i'm trying to get back there i bought i bought these haynes sweaters on amazon they're nine dollars yeah i bought them in seven different colors and this is all i'm gonna wear on the on the pod. I have one for each week. Great. And then I'm done. Amazing. How many times have I heard, and then I'm done?

And then you're not done. Just stop this I'm done thing. I'll get it. Yep, he's holding up. I'll get it. Is that the sign of just stop saying what you're saying? No. I was reading yesterday on Reddit about ADD and it reminded me of you.

ADHD. ADHD, ADD. And it was saying that, you know, one of the things is just going through hobbies very quickly, going through obsessions, like getting really into something and being like getting all the equipment for it and then abandoning it within a week and then moving on to something else. And it reminded me of you and you're like, I've heard so many times like, I just got these three pants. I got these three sweatshirts. I got these two new shoes. I'm done.

I'm done. And I'm like, and it's almost like the grocery store thing where I go, I'm going to the grocery store. You want anything? And you're like, no, I'm full. And I'm like, it's not about now. It's about late. Like, you will need other clothes later.

You're not done. I might be done. Forever. I mean, for a while. I've stuck with golf for four months now. No is a real thing yeah for you um no i'm sure at one point i'll go well i'm gonna start dressing more mature but i don't think i think i passed that i look at what my dad wears my dad wears like yeehaw junction like button down they're like the toll booth shirts yeah like he dresses like he wears crocs he just doesn't give a shit man i mean the older you get honestly just comfort

but there's something about saying just wearing comfort where you go you're accepting you're like that you're old in a way so i think there's like a balance of like that's the fear right what's your favorite thing a woman wears like your girlfriend like what does she look best in where you're like oh my god i love a romper guys love rompers they fucking love why i don't know chappelle yeah chappelle was wearing another denim romper the other night and i was like i literally want that romper it was so it was like a feminine romper i love a romper i do feel bad that you have to take it off all the way to shit oh i didn't the other yesterday i was wearing one the one the leopard one or the

snakeskin one i went over i didn't even notice i was i guess that is a romper yeah yeah so i went over to um my sisters and i didn't feel like taking it unbuttoning it down to take it off to pee so i pulled it to the side like a swimsuit and soaked it in urine because when you pull your it to the side like it just trickles like a cave wall it doesn't come out like a stream it just to the we're wearing leopard like a cave woman wait what wait so wait so you pull it to the side when did it get on you when you when i peed no when i peed because the pee doesn't come out in like a direct it's not like i have a penis that makes it just come out of a street hole it like it just it hits other things and it like it's spread it's almost like um god i don't even know how to like when jesus cries like

it's like when you hold a hose at the end of a hose you know with your thumb yes there's too much blocking it and so it'll go on the sides and you have to like really get your you know it was just a little bit how quick did you realize this um well you know enough piss where you were like i had already been sweating and stuff and i was over there so i was like oh it's fine like How quick did you realize this? Was it enough piss where you were like, I gotta go? I had already been sweating and stuff and I was over there. So I was like, oh, it's fine. I'll just change when I get home. And that's what I did.

So it was fine. But yeah, it was a mistake. I like that that was your last. You were wearing that because you had no laundry. Like you had all laundry. I know. And it looked like I was so. Oh, yeah.

But I did the laundry. It's still all in the dryer, though. We're going to a concert tonight. Yeah. Robert Earl Cain. Yeah. I don't know any of him, but you're a fan. Yeah, I became a fan of him.

He's a big Texas singer-songwriter. I was introduced to him in college, freshman year, by this guy, Brian Vogel. And he, I don't know, liked him and that one song party goes on forever whatever and he's just i think if i listen to his songs three times today yeah you would know i'll i'll know the lyrics better than you will and you've heard it a million times like you are not a lyric guy no never been i know the last word of everything what do you do at a concert like what's your body gonna do tonight like are you gonna sway to the music like what do you do when you're listening to music and you have to stand bye luigi you just jumped down um

i know we're not drinking yeah what do you what's gonna happen like that's kind of what i'm nervous about is like what do i do with my body because if i know the words i'm like singing along i'm dancing and i like know when the beat's gonna drop out I can like you know but there's nothing worse than when you don't know it and everyone else like stops at this one point but you're still going because you don't know that it drops out yeah you're like this song was only two minutes 30 seconds I I but I I like to find a nook sometimes like and with just my friends and we people watch and I kind of just can really take in the musician instead of like I don't want to be in the front.

I don't want to be even I don't want to be stuck at all. Do you never want to be in the front? Never. Oh, I love the front. Now, are you a front? You're like a mosh pitter. I

but I don't like being in the front row because I'm terrified that someone will put the microphone in my face. Then I'll just be like. Like Usher did to me at the iHeart Awards. Oh, my God. That was so embarrassing. I can't.

Yeah, that is terrifying. And you might go, if I surround myself with positive things, I'll gain prosperity. Like, honestly, Michelle Williams solo in The the survivor sounds like someone put a mic in our in her face at a concert that is how bad it is um yeah i don't i don't want to i i you know me i love an exit i love an exit i love jeff tweedy making eye contact with me i love touching nelly furtado i love running my hands through adam Duritz's dreadlocks. I love John Mayer possibly looking at like, I love being front and like, I, I know that they, well, I don't know this, but I would imagine they get off on people being such fans that they like are singing their songs and they're mouthing the lyrics. And like, I, if I'm, if I'm that fan, I want to show like

how excited I am and I want to be up front. Um um but is it about the attention you're getting from them are you giving it to them no it's like and but no it's it's just being as close I can to brilliance and to this thing that has brought me so much joy and also like showing them like I appreciate you thank you thank you I'm like I hope you see how much I fucking love you and um I want to say that uh tonight though I have a goal of just observing this guy's been around forever right live how much I fucking love you. And I want to say that tonight, though, I have a goal of just observing. This guy's been around forever, right? Live performing.

I mean, he's in his 60s. He's been around. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want to just, as someone who's looking into getting into singing, songwriting, and performing, I want to see what things I like about. I'm going to observe the performance and the stage presence and the stage banter

and things like that. I'm sure he'll have really good banter. He's supposedly pretty funny. And yeah, he's going to probably show you that less is more is what I'm thinking. Harry Styles is coming tomorrow. I kind of want to find out. I would go to that. Jenny Lewis is opening for him.

What? I know, dude. I kind of want to go. Do you want to try to get tickets? Yes. Okay, if anyone in St. Louis can get us tickets to Harry Styles tomorrow in St. Louis,is please hit us up all right let's get to the news yes right yes i just keep watching him dance on stage you just i've got a girl crush when he sings that song it's funny because it's like would i go gay from him it's like no he's way more feminine than 90

of women i've probably already fucked right i mean like it's so hot i met him once and i did not think anything of him before i met him and then in person i was just like oh my god he is just just beautiful oh he made me realize i'm probably a lesbian. How tall is he? Tall, right? He's like 6'1". You know I'm high-blind. I don't know. Yeah, you are high-blind.

I'm very high-aware. And he was probably still growing at the point I met him. I met him in 2013. I think they were still young. Oh, yeah. He's a man now. He's gone through his JT phase with that cross tattoo. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know what I'm talking about? No, is that when JT became a man? Yeah, when he got the cross tattoo on his shoulder and every girl's like, oh, I'll fuck him now. All right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. The news, baby. You heard it here first.

Yeah, you heard it here first. It's Tuesday, folks. Hope you're having all the swells, having a great time out there. At least I think it's Tuesday. But hey, it's Friday somewhere. No, it's not. Eh, some place. Some At least I think it's Tuesday. But hey, it's Friday somewhere. No, it's not. Some schizophrenics maybe think it's Friday. What if it's only Friday in some person's mind?

That's great. Oh, what a good life. Bruce, a disabled Kiwi parrot, lacking his upper bill, invented a way to preen himself by using pebbles grasped between his tongue and lower bill. His unique preening behavior appears to be deliberate innovation for self-care as a direct consequence of his disability. Wow, that is impressive. This reminds me of the octopus teacher, if you guys haven't seen it.

Have you talked about the octopus? No, what that octopus was capable of. Oh, what a sweetie, a little bird with, he looks like he has an underbite with a bird and he uses, I get what he's doing. He's using the rock.

He uses his tongue almost as the top bill. And then he probably scoops the rock so that it tugs at his feathers. And what a sweetie. He uses a bunch of different objects. And that's like, that's like a thing. That's like a, like when you. Yeah, birds are so intelligent. That's like when animals start to use tools.

It almost makes you go, why do we eat chickens? It almost makes you think that maybe chickens deserve better lives than the ones we give them. Yeah. But you like your eggs too much. Eggs don't turn into chickens. Dude, chickens are in hell because they they make eggs oh okay that makes sense

does it and also but I always thought baby chicks are murdered by the millions every year because they are not egg laying hens

okay gotcha so yeah actually the egg industry leads to a ton of but I didn't know that that's all I'm saying

chicken genocide I didn't know I thought I didn't know that. That's all I'm saying. I didn't know I didn't know there were two different kind of eggs. Right, right. Well, all you would have to do is maybe just go, what's bad about eating eggs? And then you would learn. Farts? That's a good point too. Smelly farts?

Yeah. That's so sweet. I love when birds when animals use tools. There was this other And preening is cleaning itself. I love when animals use tools. There was this other... And preening is cleaning itself. I didn't know what that was either. Yeah, yeah. Well, you don't even know what cleaning yourself is too.

You need to look up that part. Preen off. I'll get it. No, the octopus teacher. That was really interesting to me because this octopus, the guy that was studying him was learning things about him that he would go home and research and go, no one has any documentation of an animal doing this kind of thing. And so animals are capable of things that we don't even know yet. And it's just so wild. That octopus show, I felt emotions I haven't felt in a long time.

Honestly, I think that's a feeling that I have right here in my solar plexus that I can't let up. That octopus caused something in me to – it's a Bruin, and I don't want to release it because it will make everyone's life around me hell. Why do I keep thinking of shit? But yes, I think... You can't watch that and argue that any animal doesn't have the capability to want comfort and is sweet. Like if an octopus can be so... If you can put so many feelings and emotions

into the way that and it's undeniable it's not even like you're uh doing the thing where it's what is it called when you put you at the use that you uh anthropomorphize you something you humanize an animal personification i forget what it's called it's not that but it's um yeah i think it's anthropomorph uh yeah it's anthropomorphized i don't know it's something about when you it's just you're like projecting like oh you're having no empathy because you're like that animal is just like a human because it looks scared so it must be scared but it's like animals display different things so you can't just assume but you gotta watch this because you just you realize it's every this guy had an epiphany one day he used to never have like this guy that the octopus teacher guy he even said in it he goes i did not

used to have a lot of empathy for animals i just like i didn't care like yeah i knew that they were like cute and like he pretty much felt the way most people feel like dogs and cats and bunnies and kittens and everything we're like oh my god but he didn't extend it and then something happened he like marks the day where he was like oh my god like this just broke my brain like every animal it is capable of of this of the of wanting to live of like wanting to you know not every animal i think there's some like you know single cell organisms that don't really have feelings but i remember the day my i remember that day for me too of like oh what just happened like my brain broke of like i can't i can't eat animals anymore it's

not like i don't want to i can't like that is it's, I'm not saying I'm better than anyone else, but there's a moment that you can have an awakening of sorts where you just realize it's not, you can't do it anymore because every animal, like even bugs are like little, the, the video that we were talking about yesterday with Michael, the flight attendant helping,

uh, Vinicio, the poor old man who had alzheimer's who went in his pants at the airport and just helping his wife probably okay so let's talk about that video it's about six minutes long it was on our story yesterday we put it up we told you at the end of the show to go watch it is from a a and e reality show called airline i believe that that would just follow the drama of working in the airline industry. And there is a story one day of a guy at LAX,

an old man in his probably late 80s who was wheelchair bound, and his wife, the sweet woman who is his caretaker, and they're stalled at the gate, a Southwest flight. They've been kicked off the flight because he defecated in his pants. And they go, we gotta call Mike, and Mike is just like walking like, at first I go, I don't like this guy's walk.

Yeah, he had a weird energy at first. Yeah, I go, I don't know that I'm going to like this guy, and then this guy just handled this situation in a way that you just, most people wouldn't, and I think most people would think they would handle it that way, but they wouldn't. You know, it's like he not only not only you know makes this woman feel so she's humiliated that her husband's pooped and she doesn't know what to do about it and it's happened before to her it seemed like yeah yeah and he was yeah and they just want to go home to albuquerque and he's

like we're gonna get you home we're gonna get you on another flight don't you worry about that and he he goes we got to get their luggage off the plane. And then he goes and he changes the man himself. And he puts on gloves. I'll put gloves on. I'll help you. You don't have to say sorry. You don't have to say sorry.

He goes, and then he related to her, which I think helps so much when someone's going through something. Like being like, my mom is sick. This is life. Oh, that was his quote. This is life, which I loved. You are not alone. You are not alone. And he goes, this is life. Oh, that was his quote. This is life, which I love. You are not alone. You don't.

You are not alone. And he goes, this is life. And that just makes it, like, that's what life is. Life is ugly. It's messy. Sometimes you got to put gloves on and wipe a guy's ass for $5.50 an hour. And, yeah. You just got to know that, like, that person doesn't want to be shitting their pants.

No. Or, like, you just just all you have to do is go. Would you think this person wanted this? Like, do you think they wanted to be in this scenario? Like even yesterday I was over at my parents house or at my sister's house and my mom was talking about the, you know, the three comedians who died or the three comic. There's one comic and then two other people. And then Kate Quigley, a comedian, four people were like three of them died from fentanyl and cocaine.

They were all just like partying and Kate Quigley. We don't even know what's going to happen with her. Thankfully she survived. She is someone that I know and like, and definitely pulling for. And, you know, first of all,

it's gotta be embarrassing that everyone now knows you've done coke and like you you did fentanyl and uh you got a bad supply and it's like and my mom's goes you know my parents are like they need to you know prosecute the dealer like they need to find who the dealer was and who did this and i'm like do you think the dealer wants to be dealing cocaine like i don't know't know. Like, I don't. I don't. I can't. I'm with your parents on this one.

Honestly, I don't think anyone deals. Yes, I understand if people deal drugs when they have other options. But I think so. Our system is so broken that in order for some people to survive. Yeah. They. That's the only way they're going to be able. You can't afford a one bedroom apartment on minimum wage and if you're a single mom or a single dad that has four kids and you're trying to clothe

them and feed them and you could either go get a job at walgreens or if it's a young punk that's like 20 years old who's making money to buy a maserati well i bet he has shitty parents and do you think he he and that he didn't get enough love or support and he probably goes to a shitty school because he was born into a shitty neighborhood it's like no one i agree no one wants to be these things no one wants to be a bad person i mean i i and i i know this is like where does it end it it it doesn't end you can extend i can extend empathy for trump even because he didn't choose his fucking awful brain and he's a bad person but like he can't help it he's just a terrible person and he was born with that brain i just think if you knew fentanyl was in it like if you're dealing coke pure coke people are having a good time

that's fine but once you know that you're fucking putting fentanyl in it because it's cheaper even though that some people might die go well i don't think that well where i said i i get what you're saying there like the person that put it in and knows the consequences yes we should find them and punish them so that there's an example set to other people who might do that but i do think that just because the deal we shouldn't my parents just assume the dealer put it in i go but the dealer got it from someone yeah so maybe it was that person so it doesn't end i always want my parents to know like if i die don't avenge my death because i guarantee if someone murders me they had a fucking terrible childhood that they were probably physically abused you know like murder their parents murder their grandparents like whoever does the thing

like and you know i for an eye doesn't work. Like it just – I was listening too. I don't know. I just – my mom was like, we got to – no one can do drugs. No one can do coke or heroin. My sister goes, oh, yeah, we know. She goes, no.

She goes, we can't do coke or heroin, you guys. This is scary. This fentanyl. We're Googling it. She's like, my God. And I go – it's so funny to me because we're just my sister and i are both like why would we do coke or heroin she goes i don't mean us i mean just like anyone and i'm like yeah we we everyone kind of knows that but i but she is right like the fentanyl thing is out of this that's how mac miller died and uh And I was listening to Michael K. Williams, who just actually passed away.

Who knows what was in his, I think it was heroin though, but it might have been laced with fentanyl. Who knows? He was talking about the wire and that's really what they wanted to show with the wires that like no one wanted to what you're saying. Like no one wants to be a drug dealer and it's their environment that pushes them there. They don't wake up and go, hey, I want to fucking ruin people's lives. No one wants to be a drug dealer no and it's their environment that pushes them there they don't wake up and go hey i want to fucking ruin people no one wants to be in a gang a lot of times they're they have no choice they'll get they'll get beat up and murdered if they don't join the gang and

then you hate people for being in a gang but it's like if you were born you white privileged motherfucker who thinks these people chose to be in a gang and like they're bad inherently and that you would have done the same thing if you were born in their situation so stop this whole thing of like i wouldn't do that if i were them yes you would it's called empathy realize you have a different brain you have different parents you have a different socioeconomic status that you were born into and yes you have things in your life that that the gang members should empathize with the fact that you can't fucking understand why they would be gang members.

They should empathize with the fact that your brain is so fucked up that you can't have empathy. Like we all need to extend it all the time. If you're in a biker gang, just admit that the outfits are cute. I just love biker gangs, how tough they are. But they're all wearing leather together. I don't know. It's just so cute. It's always funny for people who act like they don't give a shit or they're so like, you know, against the grain. Like even Chappelle wearing a jumper.

That's always my example of like this guy who apparently doesn't give a shit. He chose a onesie that he buttons up. That's a guy who cares. He made patches with his name on them that everyone in his entourage wears. That's a guy who cares. He made patches with his name on them that everyone in his entourage wears. That's a guy who cares what you think about him. Yes. And I think he would even admit that himself. Even the Edge comic would say that.

Oh, Edge. He's staying away, though, for now. He might come. Studies of regret show that people are more inclined to regret the things they don't do rather than the things they do. Which is interesting because usually when you talk about regret you're like i fucking regret fucking doing coke that night and ending up in the er i regret this but then it's not like but then yeah so like the things you didn't do whether it's like what maybe you didn't study in college what you actually

really wanted to do it's almost like the deathbed thing. People say they don't regret. What people say on their deathbed is not what they did. It's what they didn't do. Like being with family more. Right. Being more present. Like all these things.

If you died tomorrow, what would be a regret of yours? Living in St. Louis. No. Never answering a question sincerely. Yes. No. I'm trying to. Never answering a question sincerely. Yes. Sincerely, though. Noah, how dare you?

It's the first time I've really. Noah, do you feel like, I think of regrets in my life and I'm like, it's when I've hurt people that I love. Three seconds ago. Yeah. Let me think. What would I regret not doing or just um or believe you know i regret not reading a book that someone recommended to me that would have changed my perspective on something i i i regret i probably regret not getting closer with my grandparents while they

were around i feel like my brother did a much better job with that what are you missing out on now because of that you think stories understanding where i come from like why maybe i behave a certain way why i like a certain thing what they had to go through struggles which might make me appreciate more what i have don't you have a grandma that's still alive can't you actually no i wouldn't call her oh you wouldn't call her no i'm just trying not to be sincere she's 100 and she has dementia and she doesn't really know where she is she might have stories though you know they're just three minutes yeah yeah but yes like yeah so i could yeah no i could do that with my mom too and i i still i don't i'm not like i don't do it yeah regretting what you, I guess my regret is what I've done.

It's not what I haven't done. So I'm trying to think of what I haven't done that I regret. And it's probably like, no, no, it wouldn't be like that. It would be like, I regret not apologizing for things. Like the other day, I apologized to someone that i felt like i had wronged before and i was able to reach out and like because i thought like what if i die you want that want to do that and how long ago we were like talking about this person and i knew that i had like past beef with them and i was just like i this person i actually really respect and i and

i like and they've and i was able to see through their work that they've been through a lot of struggle and that their life isn't anything. I was able to empathize with the person and be like, whatever I assumed about this person, they actually are extremely – they have their own story, what brought them to however I judged them. How did they react? They accepted it and were like thank you and then we it was just like good to go so the next time I see this person it's not gonna be weird and it's just I don't expect to be best friends or like you know like chummy every time we see each other but now I just took accountability for being a twat you know and they feel like you're an actual twat or was it more in your head like you know what i mean you know sometimes when you're like i gotta owe that person apology and

they must be thinking about this or it must be they thought i was a twat for sure they did and and they should have like i you know it was that was that was one that was you know i i i went ahead and did only because i was like i would regret this if I died and that never got tied up or they died. And, and also because I was exposed to some of their work that let me in a little bit more and showed me the struggle that that person came from. And I just was like filled with a lot of love for that person and like, wow,

thank you. They shared something really vulnerable. That person isn't as, isn't what I thought. And I shouldn't make assumptions about people ever. And it's so hard not to do and noah what about you the thing that comes to mind is um i guess i i wish that i wasn't such like a hermit in my 20s i was so um i don't know like anti-social And I had a lot of like fun opportunities that I could have made more of. And that's my regret.

I got invited to go to the Grateful Dead concert last night. And John Mayer is like dead and company. John Mayer is there. And I turned it down because I just didn't feel like standing all night. I'm going to the concert tonight. And I turned it down. And I wrote the person later being like, I really regret I didn't feel like standing all night. I'm going to the concert tonight. And I turned it down. And I wrote the person later being like, I really regret I didn't go.

I really regret it because it would have been fun. I haven't been to that venue in a while. It's now named something. It's named like the American Casino Stages. And I thought it was like going to be some casino like venue indoors. But it's Riverport. It's the place I went to go see Dave Matthews as a teen. It would have been nostalgic.

But then I reasoned that there was a reason I didn't go. And the reason is that I could have been in a car crash there or on the way there or the way back. Who knows what I avoided? I needed to watch a 9-11 documentary with you and learn how we got to a place where the Taliban hated us.

And then we put on scenes from marriage, and I was like, this is worse than 9-11. Scenes from marriage. Oh, my God. Intense. I kind of liked it. I can't wait for the next episode, actually. All right, we'll take a short break and come back with Why Do I Care?

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Why do I care, Andrew? This is big news. Are you sitting? Yeah. I mean, you're looking at me. I don't know. I thought you could be floating. You sure?

I'm sitting. All right. Kanye West follows Kim Kardashian back on Instagram. I haven't heard this. Usually I know what's going on with why do I care? Oh, my God. Yeah. So the big thing, I guess, with celebrities now is when you know it's really over. Is do I care? Oh my God. Yeah. So the big thing,

I guess with celebrities now is when you know, it's really over. Is they unfollow? That's been a while. Or their assistant does, but yeah. All right. Well,

you know, that is the mother of his children. Someone pointed out the other day on DeMoy subreddit that there's an interest. They go, what's like an interesting fact you've realized about celebrities that no one's noticed. And someone said that all of the Kardashians only have babies with one man. Oh, even when they're not like actually on good terms,

like there's something about that family that goes, we're not going to do, we're not going to, except the mother. I mean, obviously Robert Kardashian died. So she couldn't do, so she went over to,

to, to, were they divorced before he died? so she couldn't do – so she went over to – Wait, were they divorced before he died? Yes. Oh. I believe so, yes. I don't know. I'm not, like, trying to quiz you. I'm just –

No, I think they were, but, you know, Khloe had a baby with – Lamar – no. Tristan. Tristan. Tristan, yeah, two different – I think. And then Kylie is now having another baby with her baby daddy, but there's speculation that they aren't really on good terms. Scott Disick, that guy. That's an interesting

thing that I would have never put together. So I think that Kim will maybe continue to have babies with Kanye, even if they don't have a working relationship. How many kids do they have? Like three or four, right? Saint, Chicago, North. Maybe three. And then another one, maybe, that they did surrogacy.

I don't know. But what I do know is, yeah, I mean, that doesn't – she was like promoting Donda and like kind of celebrating him a lot. So I don't know that they're over. But, yeah, I mean, I guess I don't care. I really don't care. You know what I did like was Machine Gun Kelly. Did you see his lyrics that he posted that he performed at the VMAs?

About being a daddy? No, he was talking about like, he was like, I'm a genius. I could have made Donda. I could have wrote Donda, but I made this for my dead father. Yeah. To say that, to make a claim that he could have done. I haven't listened to Donda. Have you?

I listened to some of it i it's a little jesus-y for me i do love his last album which we've listened to a ton yeah you know and then reborn was a great song the one he did with kid cuddy the kid see ghost but i don't know it's getting a little preachy it's like they're starting and bieber does it too there's getting a little preachy. It's like they're starting, and Bieber does it too. There's like a line between like, when is Christian rock, when does it become too much Christian rock? I don't even think Kanye thinks, I think he thinks he's Jesus. There's no way that Kanye will think that someone's better than him, even Jesus, I feel.

So it's weird to me that he would even uphold like I don't know I there's I feel like Kanye thinks he's he's Jesus and and that's a common thing for people with his mental illness condition to think well I think there's like but I don't I haven't heard Donda I don't I don't know anything about it people become like very like strictly religious after they've maybe had a lot of past like bullshit that they've done or past like mistakes and so they recreate they re they go the other way you know what i mean yeah they find god and well god forget jesus forgives and so all the things that you've done like it just it's such a nice thing when you do you know i found god too not jesus but god and like it does uh like i was talking to my friend last night and i was lamenting about you know boy stuff and she was just like

well god has a it's all gonna god's gonna take care of it it's all gonna and it was just like oh good i don't have to fucking worry like i, it's just – for whatever reason, it just makes you not – there's so much of what we do. So much of the bad that comes in the world, I think, is from shame and feeling like you're responsible for the way you act and what you do. And my sense of God is no free will, like whatever I was born into. Like, it's just going to happen. It's already going to happen. There's already – it's already in place. I can't change – I can't – I don't get to pick how i think your god there should be like

a different word for it because like when i think god i think religion and what you're talking about seems like a higher like a higher higher power yeah that's what well that's what i mean without having any it's not like an entity i just believe like there's something that's, it's not in my control. And when I lose control, I can calm the fuck down. Like when I used to be sleepless for weeks because of nuclear war and I saw a movie the day after tomorrow in eighth grade and it ruined my life because I was like any second I could just turn into a flashing skeleton. And like we are like going to live in a world where there's no electricity and famine and we all have sores on our faces it was like i just couldn't handle it and then one day went down to my parents room eighth grade gonna sleep on their floor and i

was like mom and dad i like cracked open the door because i was always scared that they were gonna have sex or i'd be walking into them having sex and i just like, and they just my dad just goes, what? I was just like, I just can't sleep. I can't stand the fact that there could be a nuclear war, like someone could press a button, and then we could all evaporate. And he's like, there's nothing you can do about it. Nothing. And I just shut the door and went to bed for the rest of my life. I never thought about it again. Because he took away my sense of control, which I never had. It's an illusion anyway

that you have control over anything. Do you think Trump's dad was like, you're going to handle the codes one day? You know what I mean? It's interesting that your dad... But that's what God does. I'm glad your dad went that way. The idea of God takes away

the sense of control you think you have because when you think you have control, it might make you feel better, but it actually makes you feel worse because when things go wrong you you are to blame you're fundamentally wrong something you did you're a bad person i feel that so much these days especially on stage like i feel like such a relief for some reason of like not caring what the audience like like what i think they'll think is funny right and it's just like and it's the same thing in life. It's like, don't do things because you think that person's going to react a certain way

to you. Do it because that's what you want to do. Yeah. If I bomb now and I remember God, I just remember like this was meant to happen. Like I, I never had a choice to not bomb. Well, you could have prepared more. No, I couldn't have. That was part of the plan too.

Well, why does John Mulaney get to be I couldn't have. That was part of the plan too. Well, why does John Mulaney get to be always so funny and successful and never not prepare? Because that's his plan. It's not yours. Like that's what God had in store for him, not what he had in store for you. He also has a lot of bullshit in store for John Mulaney that you can project a lot of perfection onto him. But, you know, so that's what I always i don't i try to remember it's not my fault everything is not my fault literally anything that happens and um yeah so that's how

i feel about it let's get to the reddit dump but it's hard to remember god damn it is it hard to remember that things aren't my fault karaoke mode this is your reddit dump all right so this is where i go on reddit at night you guys get it and i save things that i want to share with you okay um this was from ask reddit my favorite um subreddit that said what makes you the happiest what gives you genuine happiness and i just want to read some of the um answers that people had because these are always the ones that um make me happy uh someone said seeing people enjoy food that i cooked, especially seeing my fiance smile when she eats my from scratch chocolate chip cookies. I

would never get enjoyment from that. Like cooking and then feeding someone. It's just, I'm so glad that people have enjoyment from things that would bring me zip. That's beautiful. I do love when someone makes their cookies and they go, how are the cookies? Or what about when they go,

am I a good golfer? Am I a good golfer? Yeah. Same thing. Is the cookies good that I made out of golf balls? This person said, I think it may be the only time I'm ever genuinely happy when I am in that state of going to sleep where I think, where I think, but at the same time, I am neither asleep nor awake.

It feels like I'm entirely detached from the physical world, free of fear and pain. And someone, someone wrote, and this is the most upvoted comment on the whole thread. wake it feels like i'm entirely detached from the physical world free of fear and pain and someone someone wrote and this is the most upvoted comment on the whole thread someone replied to that don't try heroin and everyone goes yeah if you love that feeling if you resonate with that don't fucking touch heroin because you'll never stop um someone said watching my cat get stuck somewhere stupid then yelling for help the best place so far was in a cabinet over the stove um being outside with no people around live in a city and i get up super early and just walk around before everyone else is out best part of my day yeah so those were nice um someone said uh this is from white people twitter um this was a tweet that i enjoyed it

said it's 1990 this is from limited limitless jest on twitter limitless jest it's 1998 you have a nintendo 64 with golden eye you just ordered pizza with extra cheese your friends are coming over and you have four rumble packs you don't know it right now but this is as good as life will ever get and i just like i mean i don't relate to that but i relate to the cheese pizza friends coming over it's 1998 there yeah i remember being like i but i knew i was like it this i would witness adults and go that sucks yeah this is it you just get some star crunches with your friends oh you eat with abandon there's no like i'm gonna feel fat tomorrow there's no and i'm not assuming that kids don't feel that way i didn't

in 1998 not yet at least um but i saw this video yesterday on um instagram on the like reels thing the tiktoky thing on instagram and there was this little girl crying in her like she's probably four and she's just like i don't want to be an adult and she's crying she's sobbing someday she has to be an adult and her mom goes i don't want to be an adult either she's crying she's sobbing because someday she has to be an adult and her mom goes i don't want to be an adult either she goes you have to she goes i don't even want to be a teenager it just feels like a jail it looks like a prison and it was so how is that kid so aware dude that's like an older person inside that's that's what i used to say i used to wake up in the middle of night and go to my parents room and, I don't know how to write a check.

When am I going to learn that? How am I going to learn that? I used to freak out. This was probably fourth grade. And my parents go, you'll learn it. And I go, is there a class about how to write checks? Because I have no idea how I'm going to do that. And guess what?

I still don't know how to write. I don't know how to balance a checkbook or anything like that. Okay, this one's good. This is on Ask Men. What is the most shallowest deal breaker that you hold secretly uh this person says i'll go first and say and i say with no disrespect piercings just can't think of anyone who i found attractive when they had piercings any piercing i think they mean anything beyond like beyond years yeah uh someone corpse manufacturer says really nasal voices i'm fine with almost everything from morgan freeman to those really squeaky and childish tones but the moment you start talking

like a basic betch from 2000s bad tv teen movies i'm out i feel really ashamed most people can't out that but i i'm unable to take people seriously with it um someone said, how loud do they chew food? Someone said, gum to tooth ratio. If there's too much gum, I can't. Yeah, I can't either, actually. Really? That's something that gets to me for some reason. A gummy smile, like little teeth and too much gums? Yeah.

Okay. And I only have gum, so I don't know what it is. Yeah, that's a little bit hypocritical. Yeah, look, I'm just telling, I'm being honest. Someone said, I took this one personally, fake tan obsession. Yes, it it's shallow but it's a look i personally do not find attractive in any way well i guarantee you that person would like me more when i'm tan than pale but only for four days of that tan yeah someone said weird knees you can be a straight dime but if your knees are weird then i'm out everyone has weird knees i know mine look Mine look like they have African elephants on them. Yeah, or some people have babies inside their knees.

It's like souls of dead people. Yeah, someone said, yeah, that's so true. There's, so, dragon talon nails, someone said. If they scrape their cutlery against the plates when they eat, or they bite the cutlery when eating. Someone said, outie belly buttons uh someone goes y'all don't understand the word shallow shallow is not people who smell awful or have horrible personalities shallow is not dating women with big noses or eczema or tattoos or something um someone says if you leave toast crumbs in the butter i'm fucking out the door whoa toast crumbs in the butter yeah i wouldn't want to date that person um what do you have any you said gums um gum well

like physical things or or more uh i mean shallow stuff that they probably can't control um i mean it's shallow but i'm getting over it but when a woman has like a happy trail a little like three hairs i just like i zone in on them and i don't know why what does it mean to you that i'm about to blow a guy oh it's a masculine to you no no i don't i guess i guess so maybe yeah it's just for some reason but i'm'm kind of getting, I'm very close to over all those like shallow things. At least, or getting closer. It's not getting worse with age. It's me understanding more later on.

What about no chin? Let's get into final thought. The thing about no chin is I thought that was one of my deal breakers but the thing is i've fallen in love with someone who just didn't really have the like the great like had a decent yeah but it wasn't like i just realized now i can be in love with anything like i just don't have any physical deal breakers certainly when i'm just bumbling or something i'm just like oh like anything like that but you know in real life yes someone that like um i don't know what my deal breakers are honestly someone with like that's too fit like that's too that spends too much time at the gym that's too uh that gym culture grilled chicken and asparagus and like

just uh you know breaks it up and during the week yeah i just don't want to, I don't need, I just beat my eating disorder. I don't want to have to beat yours too. I just, some guy that, you know. What about bald? You don't mind bald. People that,

people that, you know, anyone that, that's not shallow, but like voting for Trump or being friends with people that like tolerate, not,

bald doesn't, no, that's not that doesn't bother me i guess like when people oh um what about face wear mustache not being open to being vegan and that's not shallow actually that's just like i i don't if someone just is like i'll never do it it's just like or they like don't see that it's wrong like just acknowledge that like I'm right you know in that scenario like there's just no doubt about it that's what I always say about being vegan that's the best part about it is we're there's no way we're not right that's the best part you don't have to agree with us but it's just it's there's just no way we're not right that we just like want animals to live it can't it cannot be argued yeah against but i'm trying to think of deal burgers do you

have any noah i just lost uh half of our listeners by the way by saying that i'll get them back there's nothing better than a nice cheeseburger overlooking nebraska i'm gonna put on my kituh tank top. Gay lip. I try to be tolerant, and I don't, I can't really think of anything shallow that would be a deal breaker today, but I used to be obsessed with guys with long hair, and then I dated one, and his hair routine was way too long

and way too specific, and that turned me off so much. It's like the gym thing. Yeah. Yeah, after that, I just couldn't date guys with long hair anymore. And I mean long, long hair,

not shoulder, like long hair. Oh, oh, like, like bass player for a heavy metal band. Yeah, like down to the butt. And they like, so did they condition it?

Would he have to blow dry it? They don't even blow dry their hair. Would he have to put it back to eat you out? Like, I like the idea of a guy having to put a ponytail. That's a happy trail.

Oh yeah, like, if you put his hair in a ponytail, would you start getting wet? Because you knew he was about to, that's what guys like, there's a Pavlov's dog response. That guys get boners

when girls put up their ponytails because it's generally. It's so true. That's so funny. I never put up my hair to blow someone. Really? What do you do with it? I just like.

You have a lot of hair now. I just go like this and I like kind of go like twist it or something. Or I just like blow them with my, oh, I guess if they're laying down. But then the hair will get in your mouth and everything. I just like. Oh, if you're. Yeah. Yeah.

If I'm on my back, your hair will get in your own mouth and. No. Yeah. I mean, I don't know back, your hair will get in your own mouth. Yeah. I mean, I don't know. I don't really think about it. I never put it back. But yeah, I'm trying to think of deal breakers I have. Jesus Christ. That's a hard one because you don't even know it until you see it.

But I think that, oh, not liking Veep. It's watching Veep or 30 Rock and being like, no. It's just like, yeah, to each their own, but your own, you have a bad own. I mean, on the same thing, if you love like Law & Order or CSI, I probably. Oh my God. This one. Oh, really? That's every girl, dude.

What the fuck? Well, you're dead to me. Oh my God. I'm just saying, like, if you probably love those shows, you probably don't love Veep. No, that's not true you probably love those shows, you probably don't love Veep. No, that's not true. People love those shows. I'd like to see a diagram of people that love, like, Boardwalk Empire. The smartest people love Law & Order.

Really? Oh, yeah. Maybe I haven't given it a chance. John Mulaney's been about Law & Order. Should I try Law & Order? You would be obsessed with it, dude. I mean, I don't like it because I just don't really care.

I just have never gotten into it, but people I respect love it. This one is a great one on Reddit. It's from Cringetopia. The subreddit Cringetopia is just cringey things. And this is a TikTok. The girl says,

this dude at the bar trying to pick up my friend with his Wells Fargo account. So he pulled up his app to show his bank account. Now look at this. I've been working for you. You're actually a shoe.

You really think that that is going to impress me? It should. Money doesn't fucking impress me. I'm sorry. It just can't impress me. You just lost your life. 92,826. He repeats it to her. He goes, she's just like, no.

And he goes, well, you just lost in life. It's also like not even like fuck you money. Like, I love that that's like. And you know that someone in his life just died and he got that and took it. Like this wasn't just earned throughout hard work. This guy just, cause he's just so excited to have that. That is so,

I just, I love it so much. There was something about having to go to ATM all the time, like only like 10 years ago. Yeah. And you'd always see what's in your bank. Every day you're reminded of whether you're rich or poor, you know what I mean? Like every day you look down on that piece of paper and you're like,

oh, and then I saw like my, Oh, I would always say, say no i don't want to see it i would click no you wouldn't want a paper receipt never because of recycling or just because no because i didn't want to see it i mean even now if i have money i don't i used the only time i was able to look at my bank account ever when i was super broke and even now but i don't drink anymore was when i was drunk i would sometimes go in and go, okay, you can see it. Oh, okay. I was so scared of that number. You'd have to be driven just to see your savings account.

Yeah. You haven't looked at it. There's something about the tangibleness of it, just be like, oh, yeah, that's money. Because money, when you feel actual cash, which we never do anymore. Yeah, but that number, yeah, sometimes I see the number and I go,

because I so rarely look at it, sometimes it really disappoints me because I thought it was higher. And sometimes I just don't know that there's other accounts that have stuff in it. Like I will say there are people that know what my money is and those people are making sure that it's not stolen from me. But man, if those people were in my life, wouldn't notice. I would never notice. It's really, it's not stolen from me but man if those people were in my life wouldn't wouldn't notice what i would never notice it's really um it's a problem it's like i you know that's something that like rich people get money stolen from them yeah i mean and then there are other people that are like very they know every i bet like your brother even though he has a lot of money i bet he knows where all of it is and how much it is like Like I bet he's fastidious about it.

Whereas I just don't, I don't want to know if I have it or don't like, I just, it stresses me out. If I do, it starts to me out. If I don't, it's,

I really got to work on it. It's not good. Yeah. It's a weird thing that we put so much emotion on a number, you know, or like, and I'm so much, I love spending.

I like, I like spending money on people better than myself. I'll buy myself cheap stuff and my birthday gifts, presents. It's always the most expensive brand because I want people in my life to have the best of the thing. But if you don't want that, what makes you think they want that? Because people do want the best thing. I just want 10 more haynes color no you like you would would you rather me get you a haynes sweatshirt or a you know buck

mason to be honest where i'm at right now mentally yeah give me four haynes over two no no it's either it's it's not the same amount of money i'm either spending a lot of money or not i think i'd rather have the hay i'm not even kidding really i? I think at this point, right now... All right, well, message received. But in a month... 42nd birthday. I'll take a Tesla. A cheap one. Tesla keychain.

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