The Nikki Glaser Podcast - #121 Long Division

Episode Date: October 19, 2021

Between you and this podcast, we are recording at an ungodly hour in the morning which makes things a little extra silly. Nikki begins with realizing that she was a scared child and explains what happened on a haunted hayride. She also figured out how to become a kid whisperer, literally. Andrew has his dad's gamer podcasting set and joins from South Caroline with some disappointing news. On a positive note, he had a great trout salad. You Heard It Here First, Nikki needs that "shred lett" from Subway, ancient terms for our private parts, what men are insecure about most and we care about Howie Mandel fainting because somehow it turned to a conversation about ball play. They go around the horn discussing Top1 Bottom1 sodas and in the Final Thought, Luigi is getting a therapist today. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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So your Pacific time, it's 4.40 in the morning where you are. Yeah. That's insane. And you woke up, I'm guessing, at like 3 something. I woke up at 2.30 because I was anticipating my alarm at like 3.50. Oh, God. I went to bed at 10, though. It's fine.

Still, do you have a big day? I have like a regular. It's fine, Nikki. You have a regular day? Okay, good. This is the life of a radio producer. A broadcaster. It's not my first rodeo rodeo yeah that's true i

was thinking this morning when i woke up i was thinking of the montage at the beginning of the morning show have you watched that show yeah or like it's like they just and like people on the today show are always so chipper in the morning and like as i was thinking of putting on the today show because i was up so early and i was like that'll make me feel like ready to start my day because I don't know there's something about waking up in the morning to go to school and then my dad would be eating breakfast getting ready for work and I would be you know go in to eat cereal or whatever and the today show those people were so wide awake it made you feel like it was okay to it it waked it woke waked it would waken it would awaken you uh because of their personalities but you know

then i just pictured a producer being like guys be a chipper this morning like they always have to like kind of phone it in because you can't always be that chipper um and I just felt so bad for anyone who works in like morning anything like morning entertainment because you got to be chipper af when you did Howard you know he's on so early in the morning and you have to do you know you have to get ready and all that and they even start earlier I think know, Howard's probably up at three. Oh, yeah. And Howard, for the first time, you could hear Howard's voice in some of Beth's videos this weekend. Beth, his wife, was posting videos of cats.

And you could hear Howard's voice. And I was like, oh, I just haven't been able to listen in so long because just no time to listen. And I miss him. I miss his voice. It's so nice. People so many times on the road come up to me at meet and greets and are like, we know you from Howard. And they replayed my – when I judged the perfect penis contest last year.

It was probably like a year ago. And they replayed that recently. So I got a lot of new fans from that and um yeah I just love I love meeting these fans Noah I can't wait for you to come to one of these tour shows because they're always like I wish Noah were here for the picture they always they always grab Andrew because Andrew's usually like off to the side at the meet and greets which I don't know how he does that. I used to hate that so much of like standing next to the headliner

as people would come out and say goodnight. Like I always used to just hide in the green room because I just couldn't take standing there with like nothing to sell. There was no point. I was just standing there and waiting for someone to say something nice andrew's not the type of person that has a problem waiting for compliments and and and being okay if people walk by and don't say anything i mean maybe maybe he does have a problem with that but it doesn't seem to affect his mood everyone's very nice though but i just i just hate anyone giving me something because they're like oh she's standing here I

should say something to her too and then or you know is it pity is it yeah I mean you don't want anyone to pity you uh I just only want to get things I deserve and that I've like earned on my own merit not because people feel bad that's you know why I blur my eyes because I don only want to get things I deserve and that I've like earned on my own merit, not because people feel bad. That's, you know, why I blur my eyes because I don't want people to look at, I don't want to look at people in the eye because they'll just laugh no matter what. That's why I don't like to do crowd work because it seems like a cheap way to get people to laugh. I just don't like to do cheap things or like things that, I don't know. It's because I'm not, I don't feel like I'm just worthy enough by just being that I have to like

prove myself to earn love and it's not enough that I'm just there. I give an announcement now before shows. So Anya goes out and then Andrew goes out. But in between Andrew and Anya I bring up Andrew and I give a little like you know intro to Andrew and like kind of explain I don't know I don't our friendship and and just it's kind of fun it's it's just a way for me to go out there and a little like warm up and not really be expected to do, you know, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, even though it is joke heavy.

But I always say to them, like, if during the show you have to, like, pee, please just go. Because I kept meeting people at the meet and greets that were like, oh, my God, I had to pee so bad the last half hour of your show. And I know I probably said this before, but, like, I've been just saying, if you have a panic attack, if you have anything like get up and go. I am not. You will not throw me. I am not going to like be distracted and be like, what are you doing? Like what's I'm not going to pretend like I won't call you out and say you're going to go have take a shit like other comedians might.

That's always fun stuff when that happens, by the way. I'm not, you know, I'm'm not uh you know judging them for doing that but I just feel like people are so anxious nowadays I just hate the idea of anyone not just being able to sit back and have a comfortable time like they're watching tv on their couch like that kind of comfort where you're not expected to you know where you're because people watching comedy shows I realize they are so scared you're gonna make fun of them or that that it's gonna be turned on them some people want that so badly and that's why they're like heckling but I remember you I went to go see the blue man group um when I was like little kid and I was so terrified that they were going to grab me and make me participate I

mean so freaking scared Noah like my parents took me because they got free tickets when we were young we went up to Chicago for my dad's work and they were telling the story the other day when we were in Chicago and they're like Nikki was horrified the entire show because we had to sit separately I mean my sister had to sit separate I don't know why there just weren't enough tickets available or whatever it was the blue band group was huge back in 1995 i mean they were they were seriously it was like stomp huge and wait what did they used to do like what was their gimmick well it's the same gimmick i think they come out and they they're amazing percussionists and then they pour paint into the drums and then there's lights coming out.

So it's like this blue splashing plate. They have blue faces. They don't talk the whole time. They just do like weird sounds and then they call on an audience member to come up and eat a bunch of marshmallows. I don't know. It was just like, they just used audience participation

and they would just like, they were creepy, dude. They would just like come out and like look at you and like crawl across the, I don't know. It just scared the shit out of me. And my parents said that like the whole time they were just watching me be so scared. I couldn't, I couldn't't I was just always scared of being being singled out and those things even though now it would be like kind of my dream like I

imagine the kid version of me would be like please pick me I want to be on stage but back then oh boy no no no no did you like um like if you went to Disneyland or any place like that not that you necessarily had to for for this answer but like any kind of like character that was dressed up, Santa. I mean, I know you're Jewish, but like any kind of like, you know, Mickey Mouse, these people in costume, even like Chuck E. Cheese animatronic. Are you a child that like likes to hug those people and, like, get up and, like, and I don't understand. I think I was. I don't understand kids that are hugging Mickey Mouse and Goofy at Disneyland. I don't get it.

I think, honestly, I think I was. I do remember going to Disney and, you know, like, hugging Goofy and stuff. I used to love hugging them. Why was I so scared of those people people I didn't think they were people by the way like I knew that they were people I knew that but I just I also there was something they were like not goofy but they weren't a human either there was something in between because it doesn't look like the cartoon I mean that's the thing do kids think this is the cartoon yeah like do they think the cartoon is a cartoon representation of the living goofy which is this

giant like almost like bigfoot like character like it looked like bigfoot to me like mysterious they don't talk too that is very weird i don't, like mysterious. They don't talk too. That is very weird. I don't like the fact that they don't talk. And they just like motion and do like, whoa. It's like mascots. I hate mascots. I think there must be a phobia of mascots. And I have it.

I mean, now I could just be like, I know that's just like a dude in that. But I just, I don't like how they always seem to see me and wave at me. Like want to interact. I was scared of everything as a kid. And then my parents were talking about, they brought me to Six Flags as a young child. And by young, I mean like 11. And we went on this like spooky hayride or whatever. I hate Halloween, like haunted haunted house anything like that count me out god that was one of the worst things about growing up as a teenager

in st louis is like they you know the radio ads for like oh come out to spooky halloween in grant's farm where the ghouls will be. And it's like every, there's all these different places you can go. Silo X. Where lasers, you have to walk through lasers and men with chainsaws will come at you. And the thing is that none of these people can touch you. You know that. I used to just scream when I'd have to go through them.

I used to scream like, don't touch me. You can't touch me. It's illegal. Like that was the, do you remember that like rule that if they touch you, they have to like, they like, you could sue them. Do you remember that rule of like haunted houses? I did not like haunted houses. Did you ever go in one?

I think I went once and it traumatized me so bad. I still don't like going to them. I'm too terrified. Well, why did you go in the first place? Because like kids were going, like your peers were going? I think I was like on a date or something or something like an ex wanted to do. Oh, God. I hate them so much.

But my parents said that we went on this hayride. And they were always pulling me on things that I didn't want to go to and making me feel like I was Nikki come on it's not bad and I would see all these kids in line and I would be like god none of these kids are freaking scared of anything and I feel like such a baby it was always like Nikki's such a baby roller coasters movies anything that got scary i just would freak out and they brought me on this roller coaster or on this hayride and they were like nikki got so scared on the on the hayride they had an actress that was a little girl and a guy pulls her off screaming no and then puts her in a shed and then the shed blows up and it was like of course i would be scared of that i mean that's really a good idea but still so scary and last night i was over at my sister's house and i was watching there's some new muppet halloween special

with like a million celebrities in it and then there Arlo is five about to be you know he's four and a half and he keeps being like go the scary part go the scary part I'm like what is wrong with this child and then Poppy is two and a half and she's loving the scary part too and it's like there's this really scary part that even made me jump. I was like, what? Why do people like to get scared? I don't get it. I hate being scared so much. I just, yeah, I mean, I was just listening to the radio and Halloween kills, you know, whatever the Michael Myers movie, number one at the box office by far. People like being scared. There's this adorable video on TikTok, you know, of that voice that's like,

my daughter loves Michael Myers more than Mickey Mouse. It's like that stupid TikTok voice. But it's like, my daughter is the biggest fan of Michael Myers. He came to her birthday party. Did you see that video it's so creepy he comes out from like a middle school like the administrative office and she sees him from far away and then starts running to him and like and then i thought he was gonna like pull out or have a machete or whatever in his hand but he just picks her up and she's so happy i was like that kid is cool. I would have been so jealous of that little girl. My parents had to pull me out of Pinocchio, the Disney movie Pinocchio. Why? Because the whales scared me. I was scared of everything,

name it, and I was scared of it. I came up with tactics in, I guess it was fifth or sixth grade. We went to go see the IMAX. Oh, IMAX has scared the shit out of me. There was all the stars that you like, in the beginning of the IMAX, it's like, this is IMAX. And you go through like the galaxy and you get, oh no. But there was this, we were seeing the ring of fire and it was all about volcanoes. And I was like, IMAX has scared me, but I had to go for this field trip and I my mom was out of town on like a girl's trip or something and my dad I couldn't stay home from school sick because there was no one to watch me because my dad had to go to work so like I had to go on this field trip and I was just like I mean I was so scared and I was like I can't hide my eyes during it because everyone will make fun of me so like that's when I learned to blur my eyes and I used a headband to cover my eyes very

surreptitiously so no one knew but I was just scared of everything and yeah IMAXs are cool as shit now I don't know why I don't go all the time it's so fun um to feel like that oh my god what was i just about to say over this weekend something cool happened oh god i forgot seeing my niece and nephew yesterday that was so fun i haven't seen them in so long they are so sweet and poppy had a band-aid on her head like nelly was so cute and i'd have, Noah, where I have a trunk full of like, I went to Target one day and just like went wild and bought like every single toy under seven bucks that I could find. And I just bought like 40 toys, you know. Filled my trunk with them so that every time I come over to their place, I can like bring a toy and they can associate me with you know tangible things that they get and and you know they can I can make them good consumers and realize that love is giving you

things but I don't see them often so I always want to bring them a toy but it's just turned into this big fucking clusterfuck because every time I bring a toy to Arlo, he hates it. He is so excited about it. He goes, Nikki, do you bring a toy? And I'm like, yes. And then I go in my trunk and I have a toy for Poppy and a toy for Arlo. I tried to buy like, you know, toys that they each would want. And Arlo's very much into like, I don't want girl things.

Like I want boy things. So at first I was just giving them toys like gender neutral, like like whatever and he would always get upset because he wanted Poppy's toy like his toy was never good enough even though if I gave if I switched to them he'd want whatever Poppy like he just never he's so excited and then he gets it and then he's like I ate it and he like throws it and then it's a big fucking mess because my sister's like you need to thank aunt Nikki and I'm just like no you don't like you don't like your toy I don't care it's fine like you're entitled to not like things like uh you know being polite that can come down the road like you don't need to be polite you're four and a half I don't care um and she's like and then we get into a fight because I'm like stop making stop making him like thank me for something he's not grateful for.

Like it's dishonest. Like I just don't want him to ever have to lie to me. And so now I pull up yesterday and he's like, do you have a toy? And I go, yes. And I go, listen, Arlo, this might you might hate this toy based solely on the fact that I've given you 17 other toys. And every single time you hate them. You might not like this one. And it doesn't matter what it is, by the way. It doesn't matter. And it's, you know, you might be listening to this and be like, what a little brat. But like,

he's just a kid that gets so excited about, he's like me. He likes the before. He doesn't like actually, when he gets the thing, it's over. The excitement's over and he's not wrong. That's how our like a reward system works. Our dopamine shoots up when we're anticipating something. And then when we get it, whether it's an orgasm, food, it goes down as soon as we get it. It's not like the first bite, the first orgasm, it goes down. It's right before you get it that it's the highest. And the only reason we crave sex and food and all these things is not literally for the sex and food. It's for the dopamine that those set off that give us the urge to get those things. I read that this weekend. It was very interesting read

in that Cupid Poison Arrow book. But like when I was a kid, I never wanted to open presents because I realized that that feeling goes away when I open the present. And so I would stave it off. That's why I don't like to come. That's why I don't like it

because I just want to keep, I know that it's going to go away. That's why I don't like to come. That's why I don't like it because I just want to keep, I know that it's going to go away. That's why I don't like to eat. I don't want the, the, the urge and the yearning to go away, even though it always comes back, you know? So I told him, I go, Arlo, good chance you're going to hate this toy. If you don't like it, you can throw it on the ground. I don't care, but that's all you're only getting one toy and you gotta just move on and we gotta go inside we gotta play with your other toys that you still have that you do like because a lot of times he's just like I don't like that and then

he just like it gets so mad the rest of the time because because it's over the fun is over and so I'm teaching him about like I'm trying to teach him about being grateful for what you have, even if the thing that you are anticipating, I mean, I'm teaching myself essentially, because I get excited about things and then they're over. And then I get sad again. But I have to remember that even before I knew that thing was coming, my life was good. So I can go back to that stasis and not go down to these depths of like sadness like I mean this is very representative of everything in my life like I don't like anything to be over um or to like reach the climax because it'll be over but if I just think about before I even anticipated I was happy then I can just get back to that instead of going into a negative space. Anyway, he hated the toy. He liked it at first. We were on a good roll.

Then he started looking at Poppy's toy. He liked it a lot more. And then Poppy wouldn't share with him. And I go, come on, just share. And then I realized a way to communicate with Poppy that makes her feel like she, that to get her to do things is to whisper. And so I'd go, Poppy, you got to share with Harlow. And she'd go, I don't want to share with Harlow. And I'd go, you got to share. I love sharing so much. It's so fun because then you get it back. It's yours, but you share it. And then they play

with it and then they give it back she's like is that what's your i'll share i'll share and she just like if you make it a secret you can get kids to do anything because they feel like special and like it's like clandestine so you can be like i love broccoli oh my gosh are you gonna eat that broccoli like you can get it's like a new technique I came up with and Poppy's so cute when she whispers because I feel like it's just me and her she's so sweet I always think these kids are gonna forget who I am and then they just like embrace me and it's so god I freaking love it is there anything sweeter than a child like laying on your lap and like just wanting to hug you I love them um yeah and i'm gonna be really sad

when their childhood is over i don't want it to go away and that's why people keep having babies that's why my sister's having another one due december 5th let's get andrew in here he is in south carolina still i left him there I left you there in Charleston. One day you go. We were in Durham on Friday and Charleston on Saturday. Great shows. Thank you so much to all the besties that came out and asked about my canker sores. Are they still going?

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No. They're terrible. You look like an air traffic controller. I mean, those look like those soundproofing ones that they wear on the airfield. My dad bought gamer headphones and a gamer computer because he likes the graphics better when he trades stocks what wait what i don't know i don't get what that means i'm well my dad trades stocks he right and apparently the uh what he uses has like different graphics and stuff so he likes the the whatever the gaming computer gives him

and then these gaming okay i don't know it's a little much but yeah he gave me these headphones last night and i was like nikki are gonna love these nikki are gonna love these um and then what about we know what we realized andrew forgot all of his podcasting equipment he's like it's fine i'll go to best buy i'll get a bunch I'll get new stuff and then I'll return it. How are you going to return it? Are you just going to go? It didn't really work. Fucking thief.

You're on video using it. Wait, first of all, if you pay for something, you're not a thief. Okay. You're the thief. If you return something after you use it, you a thief. Not true. Not true. Oh, my God.

Besties, chime in. It is not virtuous to wear something or use something and then return it after you're done using it. This isn't a rental. You think I'm going to return this? You think I'm going to take my time? No, I'm'm gonna have this blue snowball in the back room where i put everything else where i'm a hoarder you're right you're right but well the thought process was right and i had to drive 40 minutes to best buy last night from

where i'm staying oh my god and uh and i kind of missed there wasn't an electronic store anywhere closer or did you just have your mind set on a best buy you want to see where I am right now I'm in the middle of oh shit uh you there I get where you are you don't need to show me you're in the middle of a golf course I get it no but you got to see this here okay can you see that I mean it's a there's a lake yeah and there's a yard yeah i'm on the third i'm on the third floor okay well none of this makes me feel like you're not close to a best buy there's tons of places that way no nikki you don understand. You really proved it to me, Andrew. I get it. You're in Kiowa, right?

Kiowa, yeah. It's in South Carolina, outside Charleston. How's golfing been? We want to hear. Jesus Christ, you are. Oh, there. I thought you were just being your dad for a second. You're showing us your. What is this jacket you're wearing?

This is my uncle's real estate company that i got fired from oh uh i thought you were showing us the goal that was an accident didn't you feel like he was showing us the label on purpose noah yeah what is going on i don't know what's going on man i'm out of it um i played so bad oh no oh no Nikki I can't even like no Andrew I can't even it all came down to this I can't even guys Andrew has been training as you know Andrew's been obsessed with golf for months and months and months and it all came down to this like there's no he has no other competition in his life there's no other like, like, this is it, dude. Playing against his two brothers and his dad in, like, a great golf course down in South Carolina, family trip, showing them the work he's put in, thousands of dollars on lessons, thousands of dollars on new clubs,

thousands of hours on just practicing. And it all came down to this. What happened, dude? First of all, I'd like to thank God. You're a little exhausted from doing 10 minutes two nights in a row. I'd like to thank God, first of all. I'd like to thank my team. I'd like to thank my golf pro at Family Outing and Golf center over there in uh outside st louis you know everything uh

was supposed to come together for andrew collin um he'd put in the hours stop this what's that just tell us i don't want to do a news conference oh oh i thought i was just tell me what happened i i i went to the range it was very windy. It was extremely windy. I'm not used to very tight courses where you can lose a ball very easily. I was playing with my older brother, who is, no offense towards him, absolutely terrible. I mean, I played bad, but this guy on six holes in a row put the ball maybe, he hit it maybe 15 yards and about 100 yards right.

Like, it was, it was. So, you know, it's like, you know, you play, I hate to say that you play. Why are we focusing on his game? He didn't practice. He's been working. He's a father. He has multiple properties. Yes, yes.

He hasn't been, he probably has played maybe an hour of golf in the time that you've played thousands yes you know that he should be bad what was what was going on with you um and what did you shoot what what what was your score i can't even say it it's like did your dad beat you my dad ended up winning. We played based off my handicap, which it's hard to explain what handicap is. Whatever you kind of like shoot over par is your handicap. So like mine, for instance, yesterday was a 10 or a 12 or a 10, a 10. And then everyone played off of me. How do you know what that is going into it?

Like you played off of like what your last game was? The last four months where I've been shooting mid 80s or lower every single time. Okay. So to give you an example, yesterday on the front nine, I shot a 51, which would be a total score of 102. So I was 20 over whatever i usually shoot i honestly haven't shot that bad i was better before this whole thing started it's you got the yips dude no because you know what on the back on the back nine i started off uh bogey par par birdie par and then i had an eight because we had to wait so fucking long for these fuckers to play Pac-9, I started off bogey, par, par, birdie, par. And then I had an eight because we had to wait so fucking long for these fuckers to play.

There was a conference out here, and it's a bunch of nerds from Dell, and they all watch each other fucking putt. Dell? Yeah. God, people are still buying Dells? I mean, I think at this point, it's just a table company that people use the computers for. But anyways, I was a little off. I'm not going to lie. I felt like I was a little off.

Did you have fun? Did you have fun? I don't know. I got to think about it. I got to imagine you were in quite a mood when your first nine holes were not what you wanted them to be. Was there a lot of cussing was there throwing of clubs i um i put away to clubs a couple times very angrily very angrily um i then you know did you document this on instagram i wasn't following you yesterday i did not i did not i was too honestly i played that bad where it wasn't even funny to me

which is crazy. Were you able to sleep last night? What's the runoff from this going to be? I fell asleep watching many videos. You know what? I hit some of my clubs very well. I did not hit my driver well. And I started to look for different golf stores that were open for some reason at midnight to trade in my driver for another yeah yeah yeah i looked there was it was closed unfortunately

you think it might be the club no it's me i know it's me but i like is it you know it's probably just this happens a lot like you you prepare for something it's it's like it all comes down to this I mean you've been talking about it all week of like oh my god like there's been a nervous energy I'm playing with my brothers and my dad and like I mean you already have like a lot of you know your family's like succession you know like there's a lot of uh family drama that uh is just beneath the surface that none of you are talking about there's a lot of tension there's also a lot of um goodwill and like just you know you guys have so much fun together but there was there's a this is you like being able to show like i've i've really worked at something and this is what i've yeah i'm gonna show what i've this is where i can like

my older brother he might be more financially successful than me but this is what I've, I'm going to show what I've, this is where I can like, my older brother, he might be more financially successful than me, but this is where I'm going to like really show I can put the work in and I'm going to prove to him and to everyone that like I can also be as successful at something. And then, you know, is it, was it the,

did you, do you think it was a mental thing? Obviously, right? Because your game, you said you went to the lesson the other day and your instructor was like, dude, like blown away. I mean, you joked about the 10-minute thing, which is a common joke that you say.

But I mean, there's just, you cannot say that you were tired from the shows. You just can't. I'm not tired from the show. I'm not tired from my 10 minutes, Nikki. I'm tired from traveling. We travel not tired from my 10 minutes I'm tired from traveling we travel 15 hours and my brain is a little off

and even if it's 10 minutes my brain still needs to get right to perform it's still a thing you know and then I slept you like a nice green room hang I didn't get home until what 12 that night I didn't go to bed until probably 1.30.

You know, and then I wake up at 7 to go to their hotel. So I slept five and a half hours. That's not good. Then we traveled an hour and a half to get here. And then we hit balls, and then I ate too big of a lunch before the match. I had a trout salad with way too much bread. You know, all these things add up.

A little trout salad for breakfast slash first meal of the day. A little trout salad. So all these things do add up. And I love a trout salad because it sounds like such a healthy option. And then you said with so much bread. Yeah.

You ate a sandwich. Well, a trout salad is like a tuna fish, if you will, but with trout. Yeah. Gotcha, gotcha. Oh, okay. It's a delicacy out here. It's the Andrew Collin type of salad. Yeah.

Well, I like a triple bogey where you get the egg salad, tuna, and chicken salad all on the same plate, and you mix them up. God, golfers have the most least healthy diet. We like to chill. Anyway, so I came out here, and all that being said, I think I'm going to play much better today. You definitely are. I put way too much on it. I showed my goods in the back nine. I'm going to be honest. All. You definitely are. I put way too much on it. I showed my goods in the back nine. I'm going to be honest.

All right. But it was a lot. We look forward to hearing about what happens today. Keep us posted. I hope you document it on Instagram. I think that might give you a little bit more of an investment in it and a lighter attitude about it all. So if you do play bad, at least you can make comedy out of it. So maybe it on insta i mean yeah i think i could i you know what i'm gonna go ahead and

blame you for this because uh i would yeah because sounds like you didn't get enough sleep i wanted a green room hang after the show no no no no i got it that's what it comes down to i got a text on the third hole about when we were gonna do the the pod. And then, you know me, I get worried. Like, you know, can we do it tonight or tomorrow? And then I was thinking about having to get the best by. So it was a very tough day. But, you know, your boy Andrew Collins is going to bounce back. And he's going to play well today.

I promise. Oh, the text. The text I sent that delayed the podcast even more than you originally thought. You made you stressed out. Yeah, so I blame you. And Noah. I blame Noah. Listen, listen.

I deserve it. And I just hope you have fun. Try to have fun and not. None of this matters. You're right. Well, let's get to the news. Apparently, here it comes. You heard it here first.

You heard it here first. Yeah, you heard it here first. Oh, boy. It's Monday, folks. You know what here first. Yeah, you heard it here first. Oh, boy. It's Monday, folks. You know what that means. It's Monday. I hope you're having all the swells out there. I'm not because my dad took me out of the will because I played so poorly yesterday.

No, you were worried he was going to take you out of it he if you did better than him so i think he's probably pretty happy right now honestly i don't know i think somewhere in the middle would have been best but here we go okay horrifying horrifying video shows a subway worker walking through food putting food on the bathroom floor and drinking out of bottles before putting them back in the fridge. What? What? No. No, no, no, no, no.

What? No. What? I don't want to hear this. Why? I depend on Subway. No. What is that?

Well, in fairness, it wasn't your... It's the only thing I can eat on the road. I don't think he was fucking up your lettuce, though. You're the only person that only eats lettuce at Subway know that's true okay so it was the meats yeah it's mostly the meats and the bread good desecrate animals that gave their life for your shitty fucking five dollar sandwich what did they do i love this though i love this the man said he did it to draw attention to his films and music and music and made a series of 30 horrifying videos after putting in his two weeks notice so he did this all as a reward for himself you know

what i mean like to get attention for himself so i just followed him on spotify i don't know who this guy is and i just figured it out you I gotta know. You mean Scorsese's son? Wait, what is... What did the guy do? I don't understand the picture I saw. It just looked like a bunch of trash on a floor. I mean, yeah, he walked all over to food. He drank. He's doing an art piece, and then he put the food back in.

I mean, I don't think. There's a photo of him in the article and he took all of the cold cuts and he put it around a toilet seat and took a selfie in front of it. I mean, that's pretty brilliant. This is worse than what Jared did. This is better than my golf game yesterday. Oh, my God. That's kind of that kind of is I like it as a vegan to be like you know this is basically what you're eating anyway like people can be grossed out by that but you're eating animal parts so his name his name's jimine jimine he said at one point i'm

willing to take a higher risk for a higher reward i mean i mean i like this this kind of sounds like the american beauty guy that filmed plastic bags i do want to watch this guy's films what the fuck uh does this ruin subway for you now when you know it does i mean listen i went to subway this weekend in um god a really small town somewhere between Durham and Charleston. Like, you know, all we're doing is two-lane highways the whole way. It was a big fucking phobia fest for old Glazedog. And we finally get to the Subway in a really small town attached to a gas station. And there's this guy working there that is just, I mean, the people that work at Subway look so, there's no sadder employee than a Subway employee.

None. None. I beg you to find a person who looks more disgruntled. Not even disgruntled, just the life has been sucked out of them. They don't make eye contact. They just are machine. Like, I used to go to Subway's all the time, and I'd meet some fairly nice people occasionally,

but it's always just me like, I'm sorry, can I get a little bit more lettuce? And it's like, why do I have to beg for you to get more? I know it's annoying that you have to replace the lettuce eventually, but just, you didn't have to slice meat for me. You didn't have to toast it. You didn't have to chop my salad in a fucking weird bowl like they make you do sometimes. This is the easiest thing you could ever make. You're not losing money.

Even if you own this franchise, you're not losing money by giving me more salad. Just give me more fucking lettuce. I like that shredded lettuce. But there's the life behind these people's eyes i love watching you order a salad at subway it is uh i mean i've been doing the same thing since i was you know i think sophomore year of high school i started my obsession with subway started in probably um sixth grade used to get a roast beef on white uh lettuce extra extra lettuce you ordering a roast beef on white bread is fucking wild oh my god it was so delicious oh it's the best then extra mayo i eventually went to turkey because i thought that was more healthy you know yeah it's it's lighter because it's yeah it's a lighter color i don't know okay

what does any of this mean? Beef sounds like, oh, if someone's beefy, they're fat. So equals. Like all of this just lies. And then, man, Quiznos was my jam in high school. I toasted white bread, turkey. They had that like roasted turkey that almost like it wasn't like you know the slimy with the italian dressing on it with the italian fucking dressing my man yes yes i crushed that

extra lettuce yep so much lettuce pepperoncinis i used to have them go and my friends would always make fun of me but i came up with a great plan at my local quiznos i'd go honestly more lettuce than you think any human would ever want on their sandwich. I'm telling you right now. And then they would do it. And I'd go, honestly, more than that. I'd say, here's what you do.

Put your, splay your hand out like you're giving a high five. Now dump it in the salad. Now close it like a crane. Like, let's do a, like one of those toy machines. And then get as much as you can. Now put it back into... I would always do that. But at these subways, it's always just,

I'm sorry. Can I get more lifts? I'm so sorry. I apologize every time because they make it seem like it's the worst thing they've ever had to do. And I hate on subway where they slam the mayo and go... That's my favorite part. God, it squirts all over.

It's so gross. Dude, why? But I do love Subway so much. Why don't you bring back the toy idea? I think maybe going a little more, a little more. That's cute when you're in high school and flirting with the guy at Quiznos who works there. This ain't cute when the guy is, you know, close to killing himself. You know what I think?

Or taking the cold cuts to the bathroom. What? I think at Subway, they just, first of all, it's always like one or two people that work in the whole store. They have to make the bread. They have way too many responsibilities there. Yeah. I mean.

I mean, I feel for any employee of these places i mean they have to make fresh bread i mean fresh bread there it smells like plastic so it's like i don't even know why they have to make it there but i guess it does taste pretty good it's the illusion they heat it up there something oh well i guess it does rise there i don't know They have a grain field in the backyard. A yeast field. Okay. Yeah, they gotta wake up at 4 a.m. and plow. I used to have a joke, but this really did happen. One time I walked into a Subway, and the guy, you know,

obviously was trained to go, welcome to Subway. And I thought he said, I work at Subway. I just thought he had to announce it. So one time I walked in, and he goes, I work at Subway. I just thought he had to announce it. So one time I walked in and he goes, I work at Subway. And I go, did you say you work at Subway? And he was like, I said, welcome to Subway. And I was like, oh, I thought you said I work at Subway.

And he goes, well, I do. We just stared at each other. I was like, I'm sorry, dude. Sorry they make you say I work at Subway. What did you say after that? You just were like in silence? I said, now put your hand out. Like a toy. Like give me a high five.

All right. Let's get to the next story. Next story. I'm salivating thinking about Subway. I love it. That shredded lettuce. It's so fresh. What?

I don't know. Andrew, what are you looking down at? Look at what we can see. When you look down, it's just hat. And big headphones. Hat and headphones. Those awful headphones. Hey, dude, I play Fortnite every day in these.

All right. All right. We had fun in the green room hang, by the way. That's all I want. That's why I go on tours for green room hang. I can stop doing that because you gotta have a better golf game first of all nikki i'm saying i say these things in jest he starts to get sleepy he's so funny when he's just like yeah that's what he lays back he's like yeah yeah yeah sam or sam that's what i said that's what i said and then we just start saying we just start we just making andrew talk when he's really tired is so funny

that video i posted of you singing yes it's very fun trying to make your voice as beautiful as possible because we were making fun of how bad andrew is i was sleeping and i go try to honestly sing as best you can fine give me a song right now I can really sing I can't Jackson Brown running on empty I'm running on empty I'm running on empty

It's not bad by the way It's like kind of beautiful But it's not good no it's not good it's just like i think you you think that making it good it's like like you like raise your eyebrows all right well give me a lesson give me a lesson give me a lesson right now what do i do i can't i don't know i'm going to a voice lesson later today i don't know what the fuck to do you go to a voice lesson you just talk to a lady for an hour and a half. You don't even sing. I'm not joking you.

I didn't even talk about it on the show. The last time I went to this voice lesson with this girl who I am obsessed with, I talked the entire lesson. We never sang one note. I had to apologize. I go, I am sorry. I talked the whole time. She didn't even talk.

I go, I just really needed this she was like it's okay and i i had i've been embarrassed to go back this is the first time i've gone back and it's been weeks and weeks because i was so embarrassed that i talked the whole time um not surprising for me okay next story okay here are some of the class classless sounding slang names for a vagina and penis. Oh, classiest. Sounding slang. He's tired. It's very small.

Classiest sounding slang terms for a vagina. Look at old hat headphones. Just no person. Just hold up your. You are so funny. Okay, the classiest names for a vagina. Yes. For the last 600 plus years. All right. Oh, okay. So this is like almost going to be like Can for a vagina. Yes. For the last 600 plus years. All right.

Oh, okay. So this is like almost going to be like Canterbury Tales. Yes. In 1386. Okay, here's vagina. In 1386, a Belchose. Belchose? Belchose?

Okay. I think it's Belichose. It's Belichose. B-E-L-L-E-C-H-O-S-E. I like this. Belchose is French. In 1618, they called it a phoenix nest. Don't phoenixes rise from the ash? From your ass.

Contra... Contraputoked him in 1653 this is a nightmare yeah i i think noah highlighted the ones i won't be able to say here noah you say them then okay first of all a phoenix nest is a classical term for a penis, not a vagina. Oh. Well. The old phoenix nest. Yeah, and so is a contrapunctum. Oh, these are all labeled under vagina. Interesting.

No, there's penis. I just didn't underline it. Maybe that's why. Well, no, you have penis after vagina in the list here. Know what? You look very Lady Gaga today. I do? Thanks.

Like, I feel there's been multiple times I've looked at the screen and been like, that's Lady Gaga. Like a part of my brain thinks it is. A thatch cottage. That's kind of funny for a vagina. That's got to be a pussy. Yeah, it's a pussy. Yeah, I mean, that makes sense with the hair in front of it. Oh, I like this one.

A lady's low toupee. I mean, okay. What are you telling me? That's a penis too? No, no, no. How about a privy council? What does that mean? Penis or vagina?

Privy council? Privy council. Well, privy means, I mean, I guess they're saying privy means like I'm privy to it. Like I know it. A council, it's got to be a penis because it sounds more stately. And these are probably written by men. Privy council. be a penis because it sounds more stately and these are probably written by men privy council what about an aphrodisiac desiaco tennis court what yeah yeah it's something um i mean that can't be from 1368 there wasn't tennis courts back maybe there 1665, this one. That's vagina.

Noah? I'm afraid that's a penis, Nikki. What does any of this mean? It doesn't relate to anything. I can't even understand how this even makes sense. Do you talk about dicks on the golf course? Is there sex talk on the golf course with you and your brothers and your dad? That's where a lot of like really lewd conversations

happen tits was mentioned at one point tits was yeah i can't remember in regards to what but your dad had one removed he did have one removed uh to make his swing better oh you were saying that women's have uh you know boobs get in the way of a good golf swing. Yeah, my dad had big fat tits, so they got in the way. But he got one cut off. I was reading on Reddit yesterday, there was a, you know, in the Ask Men thing, it said, what is your biggest insecurity? And I thought of you because I thought puffy nipples. Someone's got to say puffy nipples.

No one said it, you know, in the top comments. You know the number one thing that most men are insecure about, Noah? Think about it. Take some guesses. And it's not their privy councils. Top of their head. Good guess. I would have thought that as well.

Money. Yes. Money. Yeah. It made me realize, Noah, like men really need to feel like they earn and that they like have it made me so sad that all these guys feel like they're just such less men because they have a studio apartment or because they don't drive a cool car like and of course you know that stuff does matter because it's like or it you know it can matter to a lot of people. Well, if you say that.

It's interesting that I would have never thought that would have been the one I saw over and over and over. Well, if you say that when women want to dress a certain way or wear heels, it's because magazines and what guys think. Yeah. All women. Yeah, you guys are catering to what women want. Yeah, yeah, which is money. Let's be honest. Yeah, which is money. No, which is protection and security. Which comes from money.

Right. Which is true, but it used to come from like, we're the weaker sex and so we need more defenses against things and we also like, when we have babies, we're definitely slower

and I'm guessing we were know when we have babies we're definitely slower and like i'm guessing we were just like we need we need men to protect us you need you need a jaguar now we do we need to get our nails done every couple weeks so we can scratch people scratch tigers that might be what did you call a saber-toothed tiger? I don't know. A tiger with teeth? Bigger teeth? No, no, no. You had some line for a saber-toothed tiger. You messed it up.

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Howie Mandel. Can I do a left turn here real quick? Oh, I know what happened with Howie Mandel. Yeah, he fainted. Yeah, he fainted in a Starbucks. After getting a colonoscopy. Yep, and he was dehydrated. Yeah. I did a comedy show after doing Yep, and he was dehydrated. Yeah. I did a comedy show after doing that, so fuck you, Howie.

Thank you. I still was wearing the socks that they give me on the show. What? Yeah, the grip socks. Was it just because you were like, oh, I like these socks? I just thought it would be funny to take my shoes off and show people that I was wearing this sock. Did they like it? No, they didn't really care for it.

All right, so colonoscopies can be traumatic to your system, and you have to not eat before them. So he was probably low in fluids, and he fainted at a Starbucks. Yeah, you're supposed to have a— Because you saw the price of his latte. And him fainting on a Starbucks floor as a germaphobe, yikes. He's also a workaholic. He went and did a Logan Paul's podcast during that day. It just sounds like he can't take a day off.

But I could see you fainting and not knowing why because of working so hard. Yeah, I have fainted before, but I think my canker sores are definitely... I don't get sick. I rarely get colds or flus or anything. And I think that my body knows that if we give her the flu, she's not going to even fucking feel it or do anything with it. So we're going to give her something. So the only thing that will make it so she can't work, which so we're gonna give her something so the only

thing that will make it so she can't work which is we're gonna infect her tongue with sores that make it so she can't talk um karma can't canker sores i believe are like you're like people keep telling me it's herpes that i need to try like valtrax I'm just like, I don't think that's true. I mean, I will be open to the fact that I have some sort of like, I don't honestly, I would not care if I had something that was like a viral thing in my mouth. Like I've had a cold sore before in 2010 or 11 was the last time I had one. But and no shame if you get those.

I don't think anger sores are that. I've been getting them since I was a kid I didn't have HPV as a four year old I think it's just your body's Just weakened Immune system And anxiety and lack of sleep And abrasions in your mouth

Nah you got herpes You have herpes It was so funny these two girls came up to me at the show this weekend Andrew heard it And they go She was like Nikki You have herpes. You have herpes. It was so funny. These two girls came up to me at the show this weekend. Andrew heard it. And they go, she was like, Nikki, so many besties asked about my cold sores at the meet and greets. It was so nice. It was so nice.

They're like, how are they? And I got to show them close up. I was like, look. And they're like, oh, boy. And I'm like, see? It's fucked up. But one girl was with her girlfriend, and was like here you got to take um uh valtrexamir or something and it sounded like valtrex and i go it's not viral girl it's not

herpes and she was like it is it's a form and i'm like it's not i've researched this a ton like if that were it i would take it but i'm not i'm not gonna take valtrex needlessly and she's like i swear to god i used to get them all the time and now i take it daily i don't get them and i was like okay i will ask my doctor about it and she was like also i only dated men until i started dating her and i took a chance and oh my god you gotta try it it's like this is the answer and i was like okay so let me get things straight i'll'm going to ask my doctor about bisexuality, and I'm going to start taking – which one is it? But this girl was just, like, spouting out, like, you got to do this. And I love a you got to do.

Like, I got to recommend this thing. So, you know, I'm open to it. I can't tell you the amount of women I'm meeting and know in my personal life who dated men and then all of a sudden date fall in love with a woman and they're like oh it was this the whole time I'm open to it but there's nothing about I don't want to switch my apps to women I just I need a woman just come in my life and I fall in love with her like like oh my god I didn't even realize I could feel this way it's not gonna happen with me like putting my I just it's not that's not the way it's gonna happen but i'm open now to looking at women in a different light what like how so like do you mean like just you know

like the way i look at men when i meet men and just being like oh could i date them like that's how i get interested in men generally well here's the thing they're in my're in my sphere and I go, oh, that guy's kind of cute. Let me just keep being friends with him and see where it goes. And then I eventually go, actually, I like him. And then it's like, all right, now I've got a crush. None of my real relationships ever start on these apps where it starts off with like, do we like each other? Well, I feel like you love a toy.

You love multiple toys. I mean, a woman can you love a toy. You love multiple toys. I mean, a woman can provide that very easily. Yeah, oh, I don't need a dick. Yeah, so all these things, like, so really it just comes. Or I do need dicks, but I, you know, they can be brought in by someone who doesn't have a dick or someone with a dick, you know. Yeah. And I love a dick attached to a man but um i feel like even if i was in a relationship with a woman we would have some kind of rule where we could

have those brought in at times maybe the guy i feel like i would have others brought in maybe the man could have sex through her legs into you no i don't need it to be like... Girls can wear strap-ons. There's no issue sexually with me, like my sex life, where I'm like, oh no, it would be weird. I just, I like a masculine energy. And I like the way men look. Have you ever felt someone else... I like the cut of a strong jaw. Yeah, yeah.

You like a hairy chest, surprisingly, to me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I like hair on a man. I like hairy legs. I like hairy ass crack. I like balls. I like hairy pits.

Not that women can't have those, too. I like stubble. I like men. What is it about men? But I do find that I could be in a really good relationship with a woman i'm i'm i'm into it with as a woman when you think of balls like what is it about balls do you like like what what because they're so absurd and they there's nothing on our body that even resembles them oh they're almost like tits you know like you guys don't

have them so you're just like what is it And you just want to like squish them Like that is in a good pair of balls Like it's very A taut pair of balls That's like full And like feels like You know like a squid That washed up on the

A jellyfish that washed up on the shore Like taut not saggy That's a good feeling In your mouth in your shore. Yeah. Like a, like taught, not saggy. That's a good, that's a good feeling in your mouth, in your life, in your hand, even a saggy pair. It's just funny.

And there's something powerful about feeling balls when you're blowing someone and like having that kind of control and making it like the, it's just a new kind of, it's, it's just like a dick, you know, it's like this thing you don't have that you get to kind of play with and it's squishy and fun. I feel like when you get more comfortable with it, it's great like a dick, you know? It's like this thing you don't have that you get to kind of play with and it's squishy and fun.

I feel like... And when you get more comfortable with it, it's great. I was giving Brenna a foot massage and I covered her whole half of foot with my balls. And she said it felt... With the ball skin, you like wrapped it over? Yeah, and she said it felt good. I bet it would feel cool.

It's like a heating pad. I was once with someone that had balls that were so big. They reminded me of the thing from that. What's the movie with the fat kids at camp? Or little giants or little. Oh, yeah. The kids at camp that jump on that big thing in the lake. Oh, the blob.

Yeah, the blob. The Judd Apatow movie. He wrote it. Ben Stiller's in it. Heavyweights? Heavyweights. His balls looked like that gigantic. They were so big and interesting.

I loved it. Yeah. What are your feelings about balls, Noah? I agree 100% with everything you're saying. It's like a stress relief ball. Yes. Except attached to everything you're saying. I love it. It's like a stress relief ball. Yes. Except attached to someone you care about. Yeah, those Zen things that you can just move in your hands.

Do you feel, wait, what was I going to say about balls? I used to be scared of them, though. Like, you know, when guys are like, oh, I got hit in the balls. Like, they're too sensitive. I don't want to touch them. I't want to like make a guy feel uncomfortable now i just get in there oh balls in your mouth have you ever do you like to do that yes okay good yeah it's all very fun of course there's so much to play with down there you put the whole balls in your mouth like yes i do one at a time i'm too scared to squish them too much i don't know oh i try to

go all in i'm i try to do it like a like i'm the blue at the blue man group show with marshmallows time out you put the whole scrotum in your mouth yeah wow i don't even have a big mouth either i really get them in there because it almost becomes like a challenge. Yeah. It's like getting all the lettuce like the toy arm. Yes. But for your mouth. It's so interesting. Yeah.

I like putting them on my nose and like feeling them divide. Yes. Oh my god. Oh my god. Noah, that's so funny it's just very therapeutic for some reason feeling them divide it's so funny I'm literally gonna do that

the next time and just like I just want to feel them divide with my nose I just miss long division I just want to feel them divide with my nose. I just miss long division. I just. Oh, my God. Carry the ball. Oh, my God. That is so funny.

Because we know that. I know exactly what you're talking about. Feeling them divide. Oh, it's perfect. It's perfect. So funny. All right. Let's divide. Oh, it's perfect. It's perfect. So funny. Let's get to top one, bottom one. I think we're talking about balls.

Things you like to divide with your nose. Yeah. Top one, the left one. Bottom one, the right one. And coke. I'm giggly today. What's the top one, bottom one? Today we're doing singing voices.

Is that the one we chose? Oh, I thought we were doing fountain sodas. Today we're doing fountain sodas. Okay. Fountain sodas. All right. Like, this was an interesting one andrew you came up with this i'm gonna ask you to start what is your least favorite fountain soda are we talking about ice are we talking i mean you came up with this dude what i yes your rules i okay i would say my least favorite what did you mean are we talking about ice? What do you mean?

What do you mean? We said the least favorite. Okay, okay. We just found sodas and you go, are you talking about ice? What? No, because ice matters in this, dude. That's the whole. Ice does matter.

Okay, so like whatever kind of ice you want. Okay, all right. I would say my least. So you're starting with a crushed ice. No, I love crushed ice. I know. I said you're starting with crushed ice. What are you putting on the crushed ice?

No. Oh, so your least favorite is going to be cubed ice. Yes. Big chunky cubes of ice that are coming out like every 20 seconds. Yes. Yes. And you just have to wait and hold it. goes and they have circles in them they have circles they have empty circles in them it's like the swiss cheese of ice yeah the ones that look like little bunion separators yeah i

would have to say and i i know this is probably hack but but it's hack for a reason, is when you go to a diner and they have the shitty ice, the ice that's even too big to chew on, because it will hurt your teeth that I don't have. Yeah, and you love chewing ice. I did until I lost my molars in the war.

But the war of 1812 is what the number of my teeth went from going down 18 to 12 that's funny I mean you know I love to divide like Noah so when you go into a diner

and you go hey can I get a coke and they go is Pepsi okay and I get a Coke? And they go, is Pepsi okay? And I got to tell you, it's not okay. It's not okay. So Pepsi. Why is there a monopoly, one or the other? Just have fucking both there. Right.

Okay. Who's saying to a diner, hey, you got Coke? We're not doing business with you. It's like, what? Pepsi? Fuck you. But yeah. Okay. hey you got coke we're not doing business with you it's like what pepsi fuck you but yeah okay so that would be my my lease because it's just i'm expecting a great coke and i get a fucking pepsi all right great answer um i am gonna go for my least favorite with um the little dribble of water that comes out of the Minute Maid. The little white nozzle you press next to the Minute Maid one

to get just the water mixture. And it comes out and it has yellow in it. You have to wait so long for the yellow to drain out so that you can get just clear water. Where is that water coming from, dude? I have no idea. I think it's all the holes in the ice are cut out and then melted. And then a guy takes them in the back and puts them in the toilet and takes a selfie with them and then brings them back in the machine.

That gets nine million. I don't like that dribble of water that they go, we got water on the thing, and you have to go with your little cup, and you got to fill it with water, and it takes longer. And I just want water. I want the water to have its own spigot. And does spigot sound like a hate term? Yes.

Is it? No. But does it have all the parts of a racially insensitive It has everything. It has everything. But the word spigot does not

sound good ever saying it. But that is the word for it. And I want water to have its own. You know what's so bad about that water is you could even throw a little lemonade in there in a clear cup and people won't call you out because they're like oh yeah that makes sense that water totally it's um you can do whatever you want with the water cup we all know that there's no rules no one's really watching that the subway employees they can't see that far their vision has been ruined from

just staring at this the the board in front of them making sandwiches they never look you in the eye they can't see beyond the meat the cold cuts so they'll they'll let you get away with just the water cup for water sure for water um all right sometimes though if they've been like hey don't uh you don't use that Water cup and you I saw you get a dr. Pepper in that and you go no this is Water and they go oh yeah I forgot we Were in Flint Michigan okay Noah what is

Your least favorite found soda least Favorite bottom has to be root beer What I don't get general I mean I don't get root beer in general when it's from a fountain even like it's just drinking licorice why does anybody like it oh wow disagree yeah hard disagree girl i don't even i'm i i'm speechless i'm so on board with you dividing balls with your nose you've divided this podcast with that comment with that with that bottom just wait until you hear my top god root beer is like the nose that cut these balls off the fucking yeah podcast you were lorraine bobbit my wait you never you never liked root beer ever like i can understand not liking it out of a fountain because it's like, oh, root beer needs to be bottled.

But, like, you just don't like root beer in general. You think it tastes like anise. Yeah. Like the licorice-y. Licorice. And not the strawberry one, like the black licorice. You know, it has that weird. Black licorice is licorice.

And I think strawberry licorice is a bastardization of licorice. You know, it has that weird... Right, black licorice is licorice. And I think strawberry licorice is a bastardization of licorice, right? But we all think that that's licorice because who the hell likes black licorice? I mean, some people do like black licorice. It tastes like medicine to me. I don't like it. Yes, agreed.

I love root beer and I think it probably was medicine initially. So that's not too far off. But I do love root beer. Zevia sodasas the ginger root beer is one of the most delicious things on the planet my sister yesterday gave me a diet a and w also a delicious beverage i'm back on diet soda have they given me canker sores probably um andrew top soda fountain soda oh okay it's uh it's so tough but I you know

Chick-fil-A does a good job with their ice so you throw a a DC a little Diet Coke Chick-fil-A take the lid off don't fuck with the lid

don't drink through this straw because then you get right to that crushed ice which you get to chew up while drinking oh my god it's fantastic it's like a

usually I hate Andrew and his ice chewing because it is insanely loud. And he shakes, he rattles the cup before he goes for it. Yeah. So you get a... And then a...

So it's like a precursor to let you know. But this weekend we had to, our flights got really fucked up. That's a story for another podcast we committed maybe a federal crime this weekend yeah don't want to get into it that affected my golf got really fucked up yeah yes exactly well we landed in durham we were supposed to fly from durham or sorry we were supposed to fly st louis charlotte to durham we had to land in charlotte because our flight connection was going to be too late because our flight was delayed out of St. Louis.

We had to get a car service from Charlotte to Durham. You know, two and a half hour drive. This old, old, old man picks us up. I could have sworn he was probably 90, but he ended up being 66. I like flip those numbers around, sir. He, I felt, was falling asleep at the wheel at one point because we heard the traction go, and it like lasted too long.

You know, like when you like, fuck, like you're driving someone and you drive over the rumble strips and you almost stay on them longer because you're like, I know I'm on it. Like, because if you were to jerk off instantly, you would have been like, I made a mistake. But instead you're like, I wanted to go on the rumble strips

It's relaxing He like kind of stayed on him too long Which made me think that he did wake up But he knows how to not jerk when he wakes up Cause he does it so much So I was worried about him falling asleep Then I couldn't fall asleep But then Andrew started shaking the ice

And I go that is keeping this guy awake. Because I know it's keeping me awake. And I really liked it. Well, I feel like sometimes when I drive with old people, I go, oh, they could just die right now. You know? You ever think about that going like 90 on the highway? And you're like, oh, no. It's like they could have died six years ago.

I mean, just based off science. Yeah, they could just. I feel like there's a little bit of a there's a precursor to just dying i don't think when you die of old age it's just like dead what about a heart attack a heart attack while driving well i think he'd go like and then he'd slowly pull off the side of the road is buzzy on you noah buzzy oh i thought see there's like a black like your your outfit your sweater's like a black Like Your outfit Your sweater

Has like a black Thing to it So I thought Buzzy Was like laying on you Like you know how Your sweater has like Gray on it And then black

It looked like Buzzy Was crawled up He was on me before Okay that makes sense Um My Number one Fountain soda

Is a suicide Um What? Is killing myself in front of the machine because none of it's good enough. No. Suicide. Classic kids thing where you just go down the road and you get every single soda in it. Wow. I don't know why they called it a suicide, but that was the first time I'd ever heard that term in my life as a child.

And that's when you just get them all but you don't do the juices you know all the carbonated ones so you go Mountain Dew, Dr. Pepper, Pepsi, Diet Pepsi you know I would skip Diet Pepsi because that was for my mom and then I would just hit them uh you know Mr. Pibb uh maybe a slice and you just make a fucking crazy sugar concoction with all of them. And it just turns into the color of, you know, Pepsi, but that's,

I used to like that. It's like my, uh, triple bogey. It's like the chicken salad, egg salad, tuna salad of the soda. Yes.

Yeah. Yes. Yeah, exactly. Um, so I like to do that as a kid. I always felt like very like bad ass. And like,

I, it was the earliest way to do like drugs, you know, like taking a chance, earliest way to do like drugs you know like taking a chance throwing caution to the wind not knowing where this was gonna lead you up to like sugar and soda and like and also that was the first time you had like you were autonomous as a child like you had the right to go get your own like there was very there was a lot of like oh you get your own cup you know when you go to McDonald's where and you there was just something very fun about being in control as a kid there

and i used to just shirk all of my control and just fucking how is a coke have you ever done just coke and a diet coke half and half i wonder how that i'm gonna try that i'm trying i'm sure it would be delicious yeah i'm sure it's great yeah Yeah. All right, Noah, number one. Okay, number one has to be soda water. Yeah. The straight soda water from the Falun? So good. Yes. I'm into it.

And you know what? It's always, like, I always have such a hard time ordering it because depending on who's taking the order, how they know. It's either a water cup, a nothing, or they charge you for soda. No, it's just, okay, I either have to say, I'd like a seltzer, please. Huh? A club soda?

Huh? What? Soda water, got it. But what if you're helping yourself to the fountain beverage? Do you buy a soda if you're not getting the flavor? Should you pay for the carbonation? I believe you should.

I treat it like water. Okay. But if I get charged for it, I don't mind. But that is a different thing altogether. I love soda water too, Noah. It is my favorite beverage. Let me just say, when you get your own fountain sodas, soda water

and then a splash of whatever juicy kind of juice they have it's interesting citrus juice seltzer for me has to be in a can like i don't i don't i'm not a huge oh i love a club soda with a straw a glass bottle for me oh glass who's having glass oh like a perrier remember when club soda came i mean i feel like when my mom would drink club soda i'd be oh look at my mom drinking club so like it was like fancy it's like fancy water it's everything i mean i started drinking club soda when i was a drinker and i would get a club soda and uh kettle kettle one and soda. Yeah. With a lot of lemon and then boom no taste. And then I got addicted to soda

and then you know diet soda became just so so much sucralose and all that bad sugars that I switched to. And now LaCroix I mean it's like no one could have predicted this. And Perrier is not the same as soda water. I don't know the difference. Why is it different? Don't

slide into my DMs and tell me. I don't know the difference. Why is it different? Don't slide into my DMs and tell me. I don't even care. But it is different. I realize it is. And when you call sparkling water mineral water, what the fuck are you talking about? No, no.

Anya is always like, and I'll have a mineral water. I'm like, no. She goes, that's another word for sparkling water. I go, yeah, maybe in 1972. No more. Mineral water equals like flat water that's like maybe in a glass bottle, right?

To me. I feel like mineral water is water water. Yeah, that's what I thought. It's not. Because Topo Chico is mineral water. Oh, no, that's sparkling. Yeah, that's sparkling. Oh, shit.

Yeah. Yeah, fuck. But no one calls it mineral water anymore. No. Except Anya. That's what they called a pussy in 1846, I think. Final thought. I am taking Luigi to the vet today for anxiety.

Because I never even thought, like, oh, maybe I could do something about his anxiety. And I'm, like, excited to have maybe a chiller dog than I have. I just want him to feel calm and peace. Does he go to a doggy therapist? He looks really chilled out. What? Does he go to a therapist or a vet? Yeah, he's going to sit on a little couch and lay down.

He's already sitting on a little couch. And growl about his feelings. I would give anything to know where he came from and what he's been through. What have you been through? Like, sometimes I watch these dodo videos and these dogs are so shaky and sad and going, before their pet. And it's just like, what would harm you? Who harms a little baby dog and i just want to know what

you know atrocities he's seen because he's been through so much trauma i mean this is like adopting a someone who's been in in war as a child i wonder if uh streets i wonder if anyone uh brings their animal in to get drugs for themselves. Like they can't get the drugs anymore because they were drug addicts. Oh, yeah. I bet you anything. Whoa. Because you ever seen that Seinfeld episode where Kramer's, he has a cough and he can't,

the dog has the same cough as him? Oh, my God. It's's so funny he ends up taking cough medicine he's in denial about his cough and and jerry is like a germaphobe it's like you got to get that checked and then he is taking care of this dog and the dog has the same kind of human cough that kramer has they like pumped in a human cough and it's one of the funniest scenes ever jerry is trying to give kramer medicine yeah to um to you know heal his cough and he's like he's like you gotta take this medicine he's like no jerry no i don't want to and he grabs kramer and he like he puts the pill in kramer's mouth and he's just doing the dog thing where he's like and then he like tackles

him to the floor and it's just like and rubbing his neck he's like, and then he like tackles him to the floor and it's just like, and rubbing his neck and going like, eat it, eat it, and holding his mouth shut. And it is, Kramer's like interpretation of a dog taking medicine is one of the funniest comedic moments, I think, of all time. I gotta YouTube that.

I love that Seinfeld is now on Netflix. I haven't watched it yet, but it's just nice knowing it's there. There's so many things I gotta watch. I really wanna watch that Brittany Murphy doc. Noah, were you a Brittany Murphy fan?

I'd watch that with you. Have you watched the documentary yet? Are you gonna be able to wait a week until I get to St. Louis and then maybe we'll watch it together?

Yeah, we can watch it together. That'd be great. Okay, I'll save it. It's a two-parter. I'm very excited. What happened

to Brittany Murphy? I know. I think I know. What happened to Brittany Murphy? I know. I think I know. And I think it was mold. You said mold like mold will hear you. It could. It's everywhere. It really is.

It's going to kill us all. Mold. Yeah, that's my speculation. I read a report one time that it's mold. But who knows? I'm very excited to watch that documentary. I heard it's very sad. I feel like she's my speculation. I read a report one time that it's mold, but who knows? I'm very excited to watch that documentary. I heard it's very sad. I feel like she's still alive for some reason.

She's been gone for so long. It's been 10 years. Over 10 years. Oh, Luigi, you stink. Bull. I think he just like anally expressed. Talk about mold. Oh, God.

Okay, I got to go take him to the vet and wash his ass before i do oh i think it got on me okay well this was a podcast and um andrew will be back tomorrow from south carolina again and oh my god this is seriously infiltrating my skin i have to go shower and i'm running late i love you guys so much you for listening. My dog just anally expressed on me. Anally, express yourself. Noah likes to divide balls with her nose. Andrew's going to play a better golf game today. I'm going to go shower and probably have to shave my head for what just happened to me.

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