The Nikki Glaser Podcast - #127 Whatever!

Episode Date: October 28, 2021

Imagine joking with one of your besties about a song that's great to kill yourself to and then you get to work with the guy who wrote it!? Between you and Nikki that's exactly what happened to her with will.i.am. Nikki and Andrew discuss standing up for yourself and cooling a heated situation between friends. You Heard It Here First, the Disney D is a G, non alcoholic bars sound fun and celebs who love dressing up for Halloween a little too much. Nikki pulls out her "Best Friends Game" for the wild card Wednesday segment. And it turns out that she and Andrew are besties! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Andrew will tell you all about that when we get him in here later, what that means. Spoiler alert, it means it's Wednesday. Guys, hope you're having a great week out there. Definitely feels like the weekend to me already. I don't know why. Maybe it's because I'm doing a live show tonight in St. Louis. Very excited for that. Doing a live podcast. Thank you to all the besties

who are going to attend. Thank you to the bestie I saw last night at a show that I just dropped in on randomly in Los Angeles. I was not on the lineup. Did not even plan on going. Got out of a shoot early. Stopped by and in the front row was a girl that goes, I'm a bestie. I'm a bestie. Her name was Kelsey, I believe. And she was alone. She goes, and I came alone. She heeded my advice and went to a show alone, not even knowing that I was going to be on it. She was there to see Theo Vaughn and then ended up, I go, this is very exciting for you. Like, I'm excited for you that this is happening. I'm excited for me too that i get a fan right up front there were a lot of besties there though i'm not even gonna like i

thinking back on it now like a lot of people cheered oh we're spreading the word uh noah is all the way in my living room uh just doors away how's it out how's it going out there noah good yeah uh andrew's not on the couch watching squid game i think he's in his room i'm glad something else you started calling it squid game i got back this morning you know a half hour ago and he's like i finished squid games and i go game game andrew like he he can watch a whole series and not know the name of the show and that's what we love about him you know um excited to hear what he thinks about the finale which i guess lebron james had said he would have changed it he didn't like the finale and then the guy that made squid game was like well uh as as the star of space jam 2 i would love to hear your ending. What ending you would like. Would you shoot one for me?

And so hopefully that happens. Yeah, I just flew back in. I took a red eye from Los Angeles. I guess my flight was 1255 and then landed in Minneapolis this morning.

Was in a aisle seat in first class in Delta, and it was a shitty plane, so it didn't extend all the way back. It's just like, I don't like those big seats. I especially don't like aisles. I will sacrifice an aisle that does not recline all the way to a bed, even in first class, for a coach seat.

So I started barking to passengers, because I passengers as they, because I, you know, got on first and I'm standing there in the aisle and I'm going, you got a coach, do you got a coach window? Coach window. Like, like I'm dealing coke, like I have to mutter it under my breath. Anyone with a coach window seat want to switch? Anyone with coach window seat want to switch? And everyone's like, no, I don't. I'm feeling like everyone's like annoyed by me. I'm like, I'm giving up a first class seat aisle, which most people like prefer the aisle to have a coach window and I gave up because it was embarrassing so then I eventually was like fuck it I'm sitting down plopping down in my aisle and I kind of resolved myself to like not getting a good sleep on this plane because I couldn't do my

you know crunch up against the window seat I felt like the guy next to me should have seen that I wanted a window so badly and sacrificed his because he he's not gonna use that lean-to wall he would be just as fine in an aisle but no he didn't say anything so then I looked up the flight and like the the whole map of the seats and I saw that there was a couple windows not even taken so I you know got the flight attendant and I go can I just have one of these seats that isn't taken she goes oh yeah she goes you sure you want to do that and I was like she goes you're but you wouldn't be in first class and I'm like yeah I understand that I was like oh I know it's okay um I really just I like a window I'd rather be in a window and like the cargo than an aisle in first class. I hate aisle. And it's not because

people are going to climb over me. It's because I don't have the wall to lean on. It's very essential to getting sleep on a plane. So I, um, she got, she quarantined off a whole row, three seats in coach and I got to lay flat and bundle up. Great, great little sleep on that plane. So I got about a two and a half hour nap there. Landed in Minneapolis. Had a little layover. Got some coffee. Forgot to order decaf.

Drank it anyway. Then I took another nap on that flight for about an hour. Boom, landed. What did I get last night? About three and a half hours of sleep. Is that enough? No. Is it gonna have to be enough? Yes. Sometimes you just gotta make it work. in uh you know the same one i did the other day or two days ago i did it again last night but it was the same show that i did for the u.s version but this time i did it for a uk version and it was a pilot so it was a lot different there was a different host jimmy fallon might not have been there um it was a very different show but it was so fun because my partner to play the games with was will i am who i don't know like i would never think i would meet will i am let alone play a bunch of games with him and be his partner and like have a deep connection with by the end of the day um he was so nice at first when we met each other we were talking and i said i'm a comedian

and then later on he was like we're in canada and i was like huh he goes you said you're canadian and i go no i'm uh oh wait what and i go oh wait i'm a comedian he go, oh, wait, I'm a comedian. And he was like, oh. I was like, why would, I just love the idea of me being like, yeah, I'm a Canadian. Because I was like, oh, I'm from, I live in St. Louis. I'm a Canadian.

That's such a weird thing to say. So for a second, Will.i.am thought I was Canadian and that I was like bragging about it. And then I just kept joking that I was a stand-up Canadian and uh it was really fun and then he um and then throughout the game we just had so much fun and he was just really he's a gorgeous man he has amazing skin. He looks so young. He's 46. I imagine he'd be much older with how long he's been around, but he like kind of started working.

He was discovered or I guess started working when he was 17. Yeah, we just had a really good time. And you know, when these big celebrities, what? When you go to do these TV shows, do you kind of know what you're in for? And especially when you're partnered up with someone or do you kind of know what you're in for and especially when you're partnered up with someone or do you just kind of go off the cuff i mean it was like it was a show where you play games it's kind of like hollywood game night type thing where you like play games

you're paired up with a celebrity and then you play games with against other celebrities and i had done the show the day before the same show but uh this time it was just a pilot for the uk version so it was hosted by a different guy and i had a different celebrity partner and there were different celebrities on the other two celebrities were different as well and um no i didn't know what games we were playing i didn't know what we were doing but i had you know i'd done the show the day before but it was different games this day some of them the same but um yeah i mean i didn't know what i was in for.

I didn't know. I was so bad for whoever's partnered with me because Will.i.am does not know who I am. And he's Will.i.am. It was funny because the music they play, like Pump Up the Crowd and In Between Takes was all Black Eyed Peas. And I was feeling embarrassed for him

that he had to listen to like, I got a feeling tonight's gonna, and I'm like, I'm like trying to study him to see if he even like bops his leg along to it. Like, what do you do when your own song is playing? Like,

who knows? I know. And he enjoyed it. He was really sweet and a good sport. And he liked any pun that had to do with like, let's get it started. I got a feeling. And he liked any pun that had to do with like, let's get it started. I got a feeling.

What's that one song? Where's my, where's the love? Like there were a lot of jokes made around those things that I'm sure he's heard a million times in his life. And he's still, you know, will I am jokes. And he was still like like, laughing and cool. He was a really nice guy, and I was asking him about, like, his longevity in the career. You know, just, like, while we were, like, stopped down, I would just be like, so you, I read about you today. Like, you got, you've been at it for, like, so long. I go, you're so young.

I was like, you know, when you first got into it, when you're 16 and you got, like, your first break or 17, I was like uh you know when you first got into it when you're 16 and you got like your first break or 17 I was like did you spend all your money did you do anything reckless is there what would you tell yourself now like that you that you wish you would have known then about the business and he's like I don't really I don't party I'm not like someone who like stays out and chases girls like I'm pretty like low-key and like I don't know I just I'm kind of boring and I was like me too and I was like yes and um he was just like you could just tell he's like an a student like focused determined brilliant um he really screwed us over for some of the games it was so funny he had the confidence like he would

deliver he'd be like i know it and then like deliver it and he'd even put in like like one answer was like uh hey yeah for like outcast but he thought it was bombs over bagdad so he goes he like stamps the thing and he's like and they're like will i am he's like bombs over motherfucking bagdad and it was like so confident they were like no and then i mean we were having so much fun because we would think we would win and we would like hug and embrace and then we'd fall on the floor just like crying and like we just he he was just so cool and you know it started out like he was a little bit like closed off but he was just you know he's a huge celebrity he doesn't know who I am I'm you know we have to become fast friends and act like teammates very quickly but over the course of the day like it

was just so much fun to hang out with him and um and I had a goal of so Emil and I over the weekend in Milwaukee we were Ubering to the show and I've Got a Feeling was playing and I did not know Will I Am was going to be my partner until yesterday but over the weekend on Friday we were in this uber and it was like I got a feeling and she's like you got tonight live it up and she's like yeah like just Fergie being like saying weird things in the background like and then we'll do it again let's do it let's do it let's leave it all and all that so we me and emil were joking about like that would be the funnest like the the funniest song to kill yourself

to to like leave it on repeat and my goal because when i found out it was Will.i.am I wrote a meal and I'm like oh my god I am like partners with the creator of I Gotta Feelin like the the best song to kill yourself too and I was like I really want to tell him that because he was like after I told him I was a Canadian he was like kind of more entertained by me and then they were talking about um types of singers because the other contestants were Michelle Visage she was in a girl group she's now one of the judges and like mentors on RuPaul's Drag Race she's amazing I love her so much but she was in a girl group in the 80s and she was talking to or 90s she was talking to Will I am about that and he was like oh my god you were in that group you did that one song and they were

like talking about you know singing now and like the way girls voices sound and what's like the cool thing in pop and obviously I'm very interested in like vocal performances and how to sound one way and back when Michelle was doing it Paul Abdul was very in so she was saying that she was getting coached to sound like very breathy like everything was supposed to be breathy because Paul Abdul was breathy and now it's like to sound like you know like this and you know vocal fry and like kind of britney spears and then and that so then i go what about babies where it's like and then i got a bun in michigan and i kissed him and you never said i didn't like the fans and i want my someone to change my diaper and i'm stuck in my crib and i can't get out and daddy daddy's going to come and he'll change it.

And Will.i.am looked at me like, what the fuck? He was laughing so hard. He was like, what is that? And I was like, Halsey has no idea if you're going to change her diaper. She's a little baby girl and she doesn't understand. And he was laughing. He was like, that is fucking crazy. So I won him over with that.

He was like, you're crazy. I love it. And I had a good point I was like what's with the baby talk he's like it is a thing so then um after that we were like we were we were friends and um yeah it was just a fun day Darren Criss do you know Darren Criss's I looked him up after you posted about him on Instagram. Yes. So he is a singer, I think Broadway person. Listen, can I tell the truth about Darren Criss? Here's the truth about Darren Criss.

I followed him on Instagram as soon as I saw he existed because he is one of the best looking people I've ever seen in my life. And I was like, oh, I'm following this guy. I just need to know his whereabouts and what he's up to. And this was probably a year ago, eight months ago. I didn't even know what he did. I knew he was like a musical guy.

I saw him with a guitar. He's handsome as fuck. Followed him. And I always do that when someone's like hot and, you know, I don't know. Just want to know what they're up to. He's like my ideal looking type of man. He's like seems to be, he looks, he's just the kind of type I go for and um and then about a week ago he announced that him and his wife were pregnant I didn't even know he was married but then they had this Instagram post

that was kept showing up where they're holding a sonogram and I go I'm out I unfollowed him because I just go I don't need to follow this person where he's like in a relationship he has a baby on the way I don't even know what he does not that I wouldn't be a fan if I didn't do some investigating I just when I followed him I didn't have time and then it just never occurred to me to look up what he did he is so talented still still not clear of his credits but gonna I do love him but it was so ironic because I'm not even joking you last week I unfollowed him because he has a baby on the way and I go well that's isn't that funny that I thought think I have a there was some part of my head I thought I had a chance with him until he posted a sonogram picture and I didn't even

know he was married there's it's not me being like well until there's a baby i have a chance i never was gonna slide into his dms i just i i always judge guys when they because carlisle will tell me that when she posts anything with her boyfriend she loses followers because guys are like i'm cute i don't want to watch this anymore you got a boyfriend it's like did these guys think they had a chance with her before that and the thing is yes they did because did i think i had a chance with darren chris who i know nothing about other than he's hot and do i unfollow him as soon as he has a baby on the way you cert you damn right i did and um i couldn't it was so funny because i i had some pride in being like i used to follow him and i wanted so badly to have already to have you know

i wanted him to like after we became friends doing the show i wanted him to go look and follow me and see that i was already following him be like wow she's like a fan but i couldn't because i he had a fucking baby on the way is that bad to admit that i like follow people until they are tied down in a way that they can or i've done i've done that nikki even though they think you don't have a chance with them i don't even know what this person does with mma fighters like i have no chance but as soon as they start posting like all these lovey-dovey pictures with them and a girl i just like get jealous like it's an ex-boyfriend or something i mean it's ridiculous what can we do but i'm following him again because

he is nice and we did have a lovely time together. It was a great day. Let's get Andrew in here. And the whole family is under the same roof. It's going to be a fun one. I just heard the toilet flush. Yeah. He definitely just balconied.

It is the loudest toilet. It's like a toilet in an elementary school boy's room in 1986. It's so loud. It's nice, though. I'm sure boy's room in 1986. It's so loud. I'm sure he's coming out. He's wiping up. Let's get him in here. Andrew! Jon Stewart is back at The Daily Show,

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spend a day shitting you think not shitting but like on the toilet waiting for shit to happen. You think I go in there? Well, we know you were just in there. I didn't shit just now. Oh, Noah heard a flush. I heard a flush, though. I mean, Noah, some things are between us. The flush?

Yes. The besties want to know. I like how our flush is pretty strong. It sounds like a raging against the machine. Yeah, it sounds like dance moves. Yeah, I didn't. Did I shit? No, I shit earlier this morning.

I always shit after my coffee. I look forward to it if my butt isn't hurting. Yeah. I'm so sad that you have to think about your butt hurting. I know. It's like the canker sores in my about your butt hurting i know it's like the canker sores in my mouth i know does it feel like that does it feel the same way like ulcers or is it just like what does your butt hurting mean and what does that feel like well here's the

interesting thing is like imagine your canker sores right yeah every time you ate they go away but then every like every time you eat spicy food i would never eat spicy food i don't rarely i rarely i mean honestly i would never i won't touch an eggplant again because of what happened yeah i just i'm done even though it brings me joy it's like quitting drinking you know like the the pain is not worth it well have you tried chopping up the eggplant? Rather than just take it. No, I just deep throat it. I tongue thrust it. And I just, I lick around the tip. And then I.

Whoa, you're gross, Nikki. You're gross. I know, I'm so disgusted. Did you talk about it? No, I'm not going to talk about that. You seem very like chill. You did fly all night. Am I chill?

Yeah, you seem chill and unusual. You got glasses on. I got off my feet in a foot massager. I like it. I like this, Nikki. It's very John Lennon. Yeah, without beating his wife. Because of the glasses? Just the overall just chill mood.

I like this. I've never seen this side of you. I feel like you're going to assassinate me soon. Oh, hopefully. I think it's the glasses. If I take these off, am I still chill? I honestly think that that's as easy as i take these off am i still chill i honestly think that that's as easy as that no you're still you got like a uh like a matthew mcconaughey like

watch the leather man shit dude yeah i'm feeling a little sleepy but like pretty good i did some really good um like i went through a stressful like moment that i'm not gonna get into that you alluded to last night. I already told you and Noah about it. My bestie Kelsey witnessed it at the show. It was a great show, but something happened that was really upsetting and got me fired up and having all the feelings of I'm not good. People hate me. People I admire hate me. People are are gonna talk shit about me let me just

tell you everyone goes through this if you're out there and you let's say you have a group of friends and one of your friends you have a spat with and like spat in their face and that wasn't cool but especially during covid but let's say you have a spat and someone someone out there thinks something about you and you know that isn't true you know in your core like god they think that thing and i i need to prove to them that it's not real and also they're gonna tell everyone everyone they meet is gonna hear from them because they're loud mouth and they gossip and they hate me and they want to take me down that they are going to tell everyone that thing that isn't true about me. And then everyone – I don't even know those people. I'm not even going to be able to get to those people to tell them that it's not true.

And I don't have a platform to get out there and get ahead of it, all those things. Everyone has that in their life. Truly, that happened to me last night. And I do have a platform. And I did everything in me wanted to go, that person thinks something of me. Like, I'm not that way. And like, oh my God, they're going to tell this person

and they're going to tell all my friends this. And then there's going to be this whole community of people who think this one thing about me. And I had been advising my friend a couple, the day, yesterday morning about a similar situation in her life. And I said to her, you can't control what this person thinks about you. You know yourself. And she goes, but Nikki, she's going to, it's going to get around. And she's telling people this and telling people that.

And like, everyone's going to hate me. and i know that she talks and all this stuff and i go it doesn't matter like do you think it's true you can only control you and she was like it's and she just couldn't and i go all you can do is apologize for your hand and whatever your conflict is she goes i didn't do anything and i go you had to there's something that you can find there's something you can find about how either you're responding to this conflict there's something that you can say as your side of the street and you can claim and you can apologize to that person she's like i would never and i'm like she's like i didn't do anything wrong and i'm like it doesn't matter just find something why do you have to apologize to the person though?

I don't understand that. Because every conflict has two sides. Every single one. You have a part to play in every conflict that you can. And ignoring it. She's like, I'm just going to. She got a text that was a little bit volatile. And she goes, I'm just ignoring it.

And I go, that's being, to me, that's aggression. Instead of just going, thank you for your feedback. I appreciate it. Saying something like that or just thank you for your feedback. Like, just say that. I have done that with like trolls before on my account and be like, oh, man, I hope you have a great day. And then they're like, I know.

But I think sometimes, though, you don't want to give validity to it. Like, if this person thinks a certain way about you i you know i go through that having a dilemma of whether to stand up for myself or to not give it any weight by saying anything uh or just understanding that it's their shit and not my shit like these are all like tough choices i feel like one if you stay quiet then you're like well now i'm not standing up for myself i'm being a you know that will build up somewhere right but then the other thing though is like if i stand up for myself am i giving them maybe even what they want yes it's true you're always going to lose with someone

if if the person you're dealing with is already thinking things about you that are irrational and not true for who you think you are, there's no reasoning with this person. These people do not hear your side of things. So then why apologize to them? I don't understand that. It's not about – it's apologizing for what you brought to the table. So give me any example and I'll find a way that you can find your side of it i promise you uh i'm just trying to think like uh just a random example of like or yeah like um let's say someone what's okay let's say conflict in your life that maybe you can run through this i know i'm just i just think it shouldn't be shared on here okay um can you find another one maybe from uh you know college

high school um or someone said something about you and you go god that's not true or you know well what if this what if like someone from my hometown was like i never thought i would make it and was like talking shit about me being a dog walker and like uh they were like oh my god he's chasing this fucking stupid dream okay something like that like why would i and they're talking shit about me in my hometown something like that okay well that if it's not someone you're dealing with like up front they're not confronting you you don't need to talk to them okay but if it even in that case you can what i would do is think okay the only times that i've ever been so obsessed with someone's fame or like what they're doing or what they don't deserve or how bad they are or like how it's because i run it through when i've felt that way and it's

because i'm insecure yeah because i'm jealous of them it's always that so you can just go to that and know that that's the thing that they're going through and you can honestly feel sad for them and feel like what a sad state to be in instead of anger at them you can go yeah man what a sad place to be in and let's say they are do you apologize you but you don't you only apologize if they actually attack you or they bring it to you? Okay, let's do an example of like, let's say you, someone backs into your car and it's not your fault, but they scream at you claiming you were at fault, even though you weren't even moving. Let's say you're parked. Yes. you were at fault even though you weren't even moving let's say you're parked yes and they go you you bumped into me and you go you know in that in that altercation i'm sure you'd go i know i didn't and you could be like and they'd be like yes you did and they get up in it and

and in that moment you can just go okay well uh i'm sorry you feel that way what do you want to do about it but that's not what's going to happen in that moment. It's going to be like, no, I didn't. I was standing here and you bumped into me. That's what's going to happen there. Let's say you exchange information later on. But I'm sorry you feel that way is different than saying, I'm sorry for something that I did.

You see what I'm saying? Right, but I'm going to that. So eventually you exchange information. You're texting about it. They're still standing their ground. You could, I could look at that scenario where I did nothing wrong with my car, but I could look back and say, me engaging in a fight with them right there in front of a bunch of people and yelling and riling this person up who I know is irrational because they just blame me for bumping into them and getting them even more fired up about it in public. When I know that that's not going to they're not going to go, oh, you're right.

When you come at someone passive aggressively or aggressively, I could go, I'm sorry the way I handled that. I wish I would have handled it better. It it really sucks that both of our cars got fucked up. How can we come to a resolution here? Like, there's a way to do it where you can always, there's always something, you don't need to apologize for your action, but maybe the way you handle something that was done to you,

say someone just like beats you, and you can go, I am sorry that I was, that I, I mean, I just feel like there's always something. I can't like think of an examples, but you got to do some soul searching, honestly.

Yeah. And, but the blame, the blame game or trying to just prove that person wrong. Give up. I realized last night I was so worked up about this thing. I called, I called a couple of my friends.

I called you. I'm like fired up telling the story like fuck this fuck that what a piece of shit mother like just so angry and i get back to my hotel room and i have to like pack to go to the airport and i'm like i am so worked up i'm not gonna sleep on the plane i'm first of all i'm losing my voice even telling this story to three different people i called uh it's taking up so much of my energy this will this matter in two weeks no can i change what he's gonna say to people no what's the best way to handle it is like just write to this person and say i'm sorry from like what it just really assess it and go if you can find something if you could squeeze the tiniest bit of your doing out of this fucking dry orange, like juice it so you can find a droplet of what you contributed to it, find it and apologize for

that. And that's what I did. And it ended with us exchanging heart emojis. i was able to sleep so well on the plane i am this morning i tell no of the story but it's if for me now it's not i hate this person it's i'm i'm sad for this person that is cannot apologize like i can't even understand what it would be like to be that in the wrong and realize it and have someone who's dealing with you and who's willing to totally forgive you and like showing kindness and you can't even extend a little bit of apology i didn't even want it from him but the fact that he couldn't do it i just go that sucks that sucks and i feel i feel sad i feel for him not like oh i pity him i'm just like i'm i'm i'm blessed i guess the fear is rejection right like if you do but you i mean that essentially kind of happened like you apologize he kind of

apologized back not really no he didn't no he didn't at all there was nothing there was zero apology okay before you guys start yelling but i'm not mad about it because that's not what i needed i once i said the text i didn't need anything back from him all i needed is to see was delivered before it was delivered i was like oh i was still anxious as soon as it delivered i swear to god didn't care but my point wasn't my point air i i cleared up my side of the street i was accountable for what i contributed to the conflict and i I did contribute something. And so as soon as I apologized for that and I really meant it. And I wasn't just doing it to placate him. I actually meant I was sorry for what I contributed to it.

And I was able to get there very quickly because I do work on myself. And I've done this so many times. And it's so hard to fucking squeeze that dry orange and find something. But now I'm getting better at it that I can get there right away. It was gone. The second I apologized to Taylor Swift on on my instagram didn't matter whether or not she wrote back to me i was able to like have a good day that day and before i sent that instagram i was having the worst day but it was just like apologizing frees you so you need to so you could

do the apology without expecting anything in return oh no you don't want something in return i honestly didn't want something in return and when i got nothing in return it didn't make me mad it made me go wow i not only am i not mad at this person i just see it so much more clearly and i'm very lucky that i'm able to be like to have the ability to handle it this way and to be free of it like this isn't going to affect me and it's two years ago this would have kept going for years i would have i would have loved this conflict but what i was saying i wasn't saying that he apologized back let me take that back but what he wrote back wasn't like accusatory or like you know saying or you know doubling down on what went down right it was more like you know safe

travel like yeah it was like it was kind it was kind that was my point it was it was nothing yes it was nothing it was neutral and that is that's all i want like as soon as we exchanged heart emojis i was like oh my god we went from being like the biggest enemies like i'll never speak to him again he's dead to me yeah to like, oh, can't wait to see him again. Something like that definitely could have brewed. Because guess what? Now I know. Now I know who you are.

And I'm not mad at you. I know who you are. And I'm sad. And I hope that, I'm sad for you. And I'm sad that you can't be authentic and be yourself and that you're so scared of being vulnerable and admitting people are so scared to admit they're wrong.

And I'm not mad at you. I love you so much. And I really, I hope the best for you. I really do. I am. I will be a champion of you and I'm not going to talk shit about you. I'm not going to because I've released it. And will it, would I have said that 20 hours ago? Fuck no. Yeah. I was like, fuck you. You're going to because i've released it and will would i have said that 20 hours ago

fuck no yeah i was like fuck you you're dead to me i will never talk to you again i will i'll be on a crusade to ruin your name but i have no intention of doing that would have been exhausting for you i've done it before i know i know i've done it before and it's led to so it's led to so many people hating me because i hated one person who wronged me. And it led to so much bullshit. It's not worth it, you guys. It's not worth it. I know you feel like a little bitch if you apologize for something that you don't feel is wrong.

But the truth is you've got to get to a place where you can actually know that you brought something to it too that was wrong. Not just do it to placate them and to get to this place. You have to honestly know it. And it takes a lot of work. But I'm just grateful to be there. And I don't feel like better than or anything. I'm sad for people who can't. I mean, I really feel like you're completely over this.

Just kidding. No, I'm going to – now it's really nice because I had a being a empathetic person or being kind or forgiving or humble. I saw this from another person that I put on a huge pedestal. And it was so interesting. The second I was able to see what they really were and like they were kind of a cocksucker. Yeah. I like liked them. I was just like just like oh i'm not scared of you anymore i'm not like nervous around you i know what you are you don't scare me it's okay you've you're obviously in a lot of pain it's not me being like you poor baby it's just like that that must suck and i have i have empathy for you

being a person that not only do you refuse to apologize or empathize, you can't. It's asking someone to give you a hug that doesn't have arms. I can't get mad at someone who doesn't have arms that won't hug me. But he has phantom pains in there. Yeah. I'm sure. Ham drip. Okay.

All right. News. Put my feedback in. You're first. I swear to god i forgot noah is in our is in our kitchen i swear i swear to god i was looking at her and i was and it just hit me again i go okay anyways it's really weird in my brain. Anyways, have all the swells. It's Wednesday. It's Wednesday. We know what that means, Nikki.

It's Wednesday. And live show tonight. It's going to be fun. Can't wait. Okay, after a viral post, angry Disney fans are calling on Disney to ban a couple that wore sexually suggestive t-shirts to the theme park. The t-shirts say, they're're pretty cool just to warn you i would ban anyone any adult who wears disney shirts honestly i'd rather them wear this shirt than

like a goofy shirt what did they wear i gave her the d like disney love it i wanted the d it's a couple okay is the d look like the disney d? Yes. The Disney G also does not look like a D and it's always bugged me. It never looked like a D to me. It always looked like a G. Oh, yeah. As a kid, I just never understood that that was a D. That's hilarious.

And who has a problem with that? Anyone who has a problem with sexually overt things is such a closeted pervert. They want sex so bad, they hate themselves for either what happened to them as a child or what they want so bad, but they feel repressed about it. So they lash out at things that are overtly sexual. And then they blame their kids.

They blame their kids. They go, my kids can't see that. Oh, no. Again. Oh, no. Again. Oh, no. Kids can understand. I was a kid once. They have the internet.

They are fucking seeing people swallowing Mickey Mouse's cock like a cartoon. You know what I mean? There's probably anime of Mickey banging fucking pig. Who? Oh, yeah. There's Marge porn. Oh, there's Marge porn. I guarantee there's marge porn oh there's marge porn i guarantee there's mickey lois it just blows my mind that these people are like this is a family when you were a kid did you think

everything adults did you should get to do or was there some there was there some awareness that things were off limits to you because you were a kid there was never a thing that like i saw like an adult doing where i'm like oh my eyes or like or like i can't handle this i would just say if i didn't understand something or something seemed to be inappropriate or parents went like oh don't look at that i wouldn't go i want to do that i have to do that i would go that's an adult thing and I will get to do it when I grow up. I wasn't like dying to do things that, you know, I saw people smoking but I wasn't smoking cigarettes. I saw

people drinking. I wasn't drinking as a kid. What about your parents having sex? Have you ever heard your parents having sex? I heard my dad bang my stepmom. But that was just because I snuck in the room. Yeah, I was underneath the bed hiding. The desk?

Yeah. At your dad's work. Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly. Yeah. So I heard them banging one time because I lived above them. I just heard my dad.

I heard my dad more than my stepmom, to be honest. Oh, gross. Yeah. What did it sound like? He's like, oh. Oh, God. Did your brothers and you talk about it it sounded like a gorilla dying oh yeah it was pretty hot uh did no my brother i i don't think my older brother was back in college at the time so i kind of had to take it because my little brother was six years younger so i kind of just lived with that on my own and i was like i guess that was that's what love is that's what love making it

no i never heard it but i i knew i was aware that my parents were having sex like i there was an age where i was like oh this thing that people do my parents are probably doing and if they do it i don't feel like well i want to do it do it. I was able to say that there were certain things that were for adults and certain things that weren't. Well, I guess these people are mad because they're taking what is made for children, like the Disney D that looks like a G, and they're making it sexual. How about adults that go to Disney World without children? Why are you making this thing that's for children an adult thing?

Oh, they're way creepier. You're weird. Yeah, yeah, that's so creepy. Just anytime you look at anyone, yourself, anyone that gets upset about something, it's because they want that thing, they have done that thing, they are that thing,

or they, someone that they, like, it always has to do with you. If you hate something so much look inside and it will always tell you something about yourself. It's kind of spooky the way it works. Next story. Next story is bar

a bar offering no alcohol opens in Iowa City. So this bar making mock cocktails and like it's a place to go where you don't want to drink there's no pressure to drink there's karaoke there you know there's still fake alcohol which fine but it feels like a bar like i feel like sometimes if you don't drink it's either a coffee shop or a bar like there's nothing for the sober. There's no late night sober hangs. Yeah.

Except a coffee shop and then everyone's quiet and sitting at little tables. At a bar, there's no stools. Making a screenplay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. At a coffee shop. Yeah, yeah. There's no idea. It's not loud.

Going up to someone and going up to somebody at a bar, it's just understood. But if you go up to someone at a coffee shop it just feels i wonder if people have the same kind of looseness though at this sober bar that they would if they didn't have alcohol because i think the alcohol is what makes people loose enough to go up to people i love if like all the hot pussy ended up going there and guys were still getting hammered before they go to that bar definitely You would have pre-gamed to go. To a sober bar. People pre-game to go to anything.

Dude, I gotta get fucking hammered to talk to these sober people. We're not having alcohol tonight at our live show. Oh, really? No, and it didn't even occur to me to have alcohol, but it became a whole issue of like, we can't get the permit for it. We're gonna bring your own.

No, they can't do that either. But I was just like, who cares? Is it so much to ask people to go somewhere at nights or a show and not drink like what you need to drink like people will be pre-gaming 1000 or at least they'll be probably 15 i'm fine with you doing that but i just like i don't even think there's there was nothing in my mind that was like oh this is going to be a less exciting show. Or when we perform at these theaters, I don't feel like they're drunk crowds. I've performed at clubs. They are not drunk crowds because they're listening.

They're attentive. And when they have been drunk crowds, those shows suck. They're the worst. Also, you get the waiting at the bar. Sometimes you'll get a 40-person line for the bar, and you'll see the line because it's the only part lit because it's behind the seats.

So you just see people like that silent. Yeah. I got to get a vodka soda. She's talking about her... You know, you just whatever. People just need... Because it's people just need because it's date night and you can't get laid without alcohol because men don't know how to unless you go to iowa city go to iowa city baby i really do i think i've stumbled upon something that alcohol

is just a way to get people to fuck oh one thousand percent and all you have to do to get people to fuck guys men don't need alcohol to fuck by the way like you you guys get horny enough that you can just kind of to talk to a woman is more yes courageous for us well that you just need to work on your self-esteem but yeah when it comes to fucking like men need to stop relying on alcohol to get a woman to the place where she's gonna fuck and so do women and they have to rely on the fact that like, if you're horny enough, you get drunk, drunk and horniness are the same thing. Like real horniness.

You're the same kind of stupid and kind of one, one trained thought. And like, it's, it's the same kind of feeling when I've been really horny. I am. I haven't been drunk in 10 years. It's the only time I feel drunk is when I'm super horny.

Like I do feel like people to, when they get horny, start drinking. It's connected as well. It's like, oh, I want to fuck. I got to get drunk to fuck. It's all connected. But yes, I do understand. If you just waited for your body to want it enough, you would actually engage in sex that you wanted to have

as opposed to stuff that you're only having because you forced yourself to get into this mind state that would naturally be brought on if you waited to be aroused naturally by someone who you know fingered you before they took their dick out and tried to put it in you one time i went to i was in new york i was in brooklyn and it was like 10 in the morning i was walking a dog i was dog sitting. This beautiful girl came up, talked to me about the dog. She was gorgeous. And she's like, I'm actually going to a day party. It's a silver rave on the water in Brooklyn around noon if you want to stop by.

And I went there. And this is something I would have never done. And I was dead silver, noon, and I'm dancing to rave music. And I'm like, I've never done anything like that since. But I got to tell you, it was like one of the best times of my life. I did get her number, and she told me she just wants to be friends. But, yeah. She said friends?

It wasn't, yeah. She's like, you know what? I started drinking again after I met you. Oh, my God. No, but it was like, but I get, like, you know what? I started drinking again after I met you. Oh, my God. No, but it was like – but I get like the horniness led me to this rave during the day, and it was fucking awesome. I would do it. And also knowing everyone else is kind of in the same mindset.

Yes. Yeah. But wouldn't you agree that horny and drunk are kind of the same brain? A thousand percent. I just think, though, that like horny and drunk are kind of the same brain? A thousand percent. I just think, though, that horny can lead to drunk and drunken. They could be connected. Well, I know that when I get drunk, I want to get more drunk, right? So when you get horny, you just want to get more horny.

And sometimes you can't, so you just go start drinking. So they're both the same feelings. So horniness can feed drunkenness. Yes. But if you just try to carry the horniness out and actually put yourself in a situation where a woman is engaging with you to make you horny and you're both consenting sober individuals, you can get pretty drunk on horniness. So if you live in Iowa City, don't masturbate all week. Go down to, I think it's non-impaired bar and have yourself a horny fucking night. Yeah, it does sound fun.

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Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. All right, why do I care? Why do i care why do i care um meg the style or i'm sorry megan the stallion my god you what are you on a nickname basis with this girl yeah mts debuts her hellraiser halloween costume for her Halloween party. A little early. How do we feel about people dressing up a week? They're kind of making it about them, Halloween about them. I think it's a little early.

Halloween is always about them. Halloween's about nothing except yours. It's a way to indulge and say, look at me and look at how interesting I can be. I mean, it's fun. I I mean it's fun but celebrities are like like Heidi Klum she always goes wild she's like Heidi Klum's the one that

just goes for one day I get to be ugly and I like to see what it's like to be someone who does not get doors held open for them and have everyone turn and look. She always picks just... She just puts a mole on her face.

One year she just dressed as an old woman. It was just like a woman. She went as a six. And it was like, what the fuck? She's crazy. There was like an age spot on her cheek and everyone was like she she goes all out she put cellulite on her back of her thigh no she's looked pretty disgusting before and i bet it's really fun for her because it's so different it's like when girls

dress up as sluts like they get to get all this attention be this thing that they never get to be that is deep down they it's like living you know when you put on a wig or you put on like when you put on that blonde wig that day like you felt a new confidence yeah have you ever had sex with someone while they're still in costume no god that'd be hot i haven't done it either i think i had sex on halloween yes No, yes, I did. Oh, when? I can't talk about it. Really? Yeah. Fuck.

I know, it sucks. Someone was wearing a thing, and I was like, keep it on. On Halloween? No. Oh. See, this is my thing, though. You know when someone has a birthday, and then they have a birthday month, and they make it?

That's the thing with Halloween. If you're going to do it a week early, it just doesn't, you're doing it, you're making this. I don early it just doesn't you're doing it you're making this i don't mind it you don't mind it no i was like i kind of i get sad when holidays end so like let's just like extend it and halloween costumes are fun and like that hellraiser costume that she did was pretty cool so uncomfortable um no i fucked in it i did a role play the other night i kind of told you about it was so fun i don. I don't know what got into me, but I was just like, I was just wearing this like new nightgown I got from Luna, which I love, by the way. Nightgown seems kind of agey.

It just is a funny word. I felt young. Oh, really? All of a sudden, I was like just watching TV with the guy that I'm seeing, and we were on the couch, and I was just like, out of nowhere, we were just about to watch Ted Lasso. Oh, gosh. I was in the room. No.

No, you weren't there. And I was like, oh, no, you had just gone to bed. And we were about to do it on the couch, but I go, no, no, no. And I was just like, out of nowhere, I just go, I should probably go home. The kids are asleep, and you're already back. I feel weird staying up with the dad of the kids I'm babysitting for. And he was just like, what?

And I was just like, I mean, my parents want me home soon and you're already back and the kids are asleep. I should probably leave. Oh, my God. I'm the kid in this scenario. Yeah, you're the kid. I put the baby to sleep. And we hear a...

And the kid just got up to use the potty. Listen to the rage against the machine in there. And you go, wipe me, dada. So, yeah. So, then... And it just took off. Did he catch on right away? Right away.

He was just like, I think you should hang out a little bit more. Like, what time do your parents expect you home? And I was like, I didn't tell them. I mean, they figure you should hang out a little bit more like what time do your parents expect you home and i was like i didn't tell them i mean they figure you'll be out late and he's like well my wife is drunk passed out upstairs it was just like became this whole thing wait our apartment became two stories yeah we we added we put on an edition real quick but it was hot it was so fun so wait so then you yeah keep going though so then he's like oh let me take the babysitter back to the bedroom yeah and then we were he was just like you know what do you do with your boyfriend i was like we haven't done anything and like i he like i i don't even know what to do to him and then it turned turned out that I was, like, in love with this guy.

And then he started out being like, oh, I'll get to teach you what you can do to your boyfriend. I'm like, but I want to do it to you. I love you. And I, like, smell your clothes when the kids go to sleep. And I made it into this, like, teenage girl's obsessed with this hot dad. Yeah. And that I think his wife is really hot, but like i don't want to be her and all these things like it's almost like hand that rocks the cradle it was kind of creepy put her clothes on

the mom i didn't go that far but i was like you know she's so hot and like i could never be like her and like and i'm like and then he was trying to and then it was interesting because i could see him turn into like this sleazy guy who went from being like, I'm just going to fuck this girl to like convincing me that he could love me. It was just so fucked because he was like, honestly, I'm going to leave my wife for you. It was just like on a dime. And I was like, really? You're going to leave? He was like, yeah, I want to be with you.

I love you. And I was just like, this is so funny. Like what a girl would fall for. And then I just started playing a dumb girl. And I was like, really? But what about school? And he was like, do you want to get pregnant? And I'm like, yeah.

Like then we started doing this like pregnancy talk. It was really hot. We'd never done that before, but it was, it was pretty good. So then you had sex in your room, which is the spare bedroom in your, in your. Yeah. I guess it was his bedroom, but his wife has passed out in the car. He left her in the garage. With the car on? Yeah. I don but his wife was passed out in the car he left her in the garage with the car on yeah i don't know if she was passed out yeah might have been dead yeah there was murder yeah in our we we hit a lot of genres let me just say i thought i heard something

um all right we gotta let's go let's play our weekly wild card game it's wild card wednesday that means we're just gonna play uh uh we're gonna do whatever segment we feel like doing today is a new game we call it's called the best friend game and i got it from uncommon goods which is one of our sponsors that has a bunch of fun wacky gift ideas i got this one immediately because i thought it'd be fun to play on the show to see who's the better friend noah you're gonna ask the questions andrew and i are gonna write on our whiteboards to see uh who gets the answer right. I guess that's how we're going to play it?

Yeah. Okay. No cheating. Timothy Chalamet and Zendaya played this? They played a similar version of this, but not where they're guessing the other person. I think they just answered. Or maybe they did. There's no blank cards involved.

They're just talking. Okay. Okay. The first question. What's the dumbest thing we've done together the dumbest thing we've done together oh my god uh uh gosh that's tough dumbest thing we you guys travel all the time together anything at the the airport? Andrew used to walk Luigi back in the day. I got it.

I have one. Okay. Okay, go for it. Okay. Write faster. He's left-handed. He writes so weird. He just erases what he writes as he writes it.

As he writes it. The pain of being a lefty. I don't think this will be right, but I don't know how he wins. This is truly the dumbest thing. Okay. This is dumbest in every way. Okay. We gave our IDs to Anya and Matt so they could fly in our place on a plane.

That's good. We literally committed federal fraud. They won't know unless you say what it is. Allegedly. Allegedly. That's a joke. We didn't federal fraud. They won't know unless you say what it is. Allegedly. That's a joke. We didn't do that. Well, it's weird because I wrote down this. No, I didn't.

No, I'll be right here. I go, when you left, I don't know if you remember this, when you left water on in your apartment and you locked yourself out. Oh, yeah. And I came and I had to help you. But I guess that wasn't a together. That wasn't us. That was just you.

But I was there. Yeah, that's true. That was dumb as shit, though. Yeah, that was dumb as fuck. But I guess that wasn't a together. That wasn't us. That was just you. But I was there. Yeah, that's true. That was dumb as shit. Yeah, that was dumb as fuck. But it was Luigi's fault, dude. All right. Next one. That's a good memory, though.

I forgot about that. Oh, my God. That was one of the worst times of my life. All right. What subject was I best at in high school? Oh. So Nikki writes Andrews and Andrews writes nicky's yeah yeah wait i think i know this one i think i know nicky's you know what i'm not it's gonna be

hard because i don't think andrew was like actually excelled at any of them but this one is probably gonna be his best okay ready one two three english english for you english for you too really yeah i mean like i wasn't gonna say math or science for you i would say history sports sports is not a subject i mean yeah but history i was better at but history i'm good at memorizing things oh you are yeah world of 1812 what year 1948 okay god. Okay. God damn it, you're good. Okay. Next up. My house is burning down. What one item do I grab?

Okay, I got this. This one is easy, I think. Yeah. Okay, it's tough. I wrote two. You should know this one. All right, readyizer pillow okay yeah you're right it's my pillow it's my shitty little stain pillow i would say your most expensive golf club yes that's a good answer okay yes very good answer all right noah next is fun. I could play this all day.

Will I eat something past its expiration date? A day past its expiration date. A day past? A day past? Yeah. Okay. I think I already. No, he would not.

I don't know. A day I would do. He would smell it and go, do you think this is good? And he would ask me. And then I would say, yes. Because expiration dates are consumer. They're lies. They lie to you, everyone. You can blow way past it.

Smell it and taste it. It's not going to kill you. Stop being such a fucking pussy. I hate when so much food gets wasted because people are like, expiration date. Stop doing what Monsanto is telling you to do so you buy more. Come on, you're smarter than that.

I'm not. Okay. All right. Let's make this one the last one. Okay. Oh, okay. Hold on. I don't like this question, actually. actually it says who do we like to make fun of i think that's too mean okay what was the most fun we've ever had together the most fun we've ever had together oh i know really that quick that's wild to me um hmm fuck

hmm god think of just one no we've had so many good times so many I mean there's just too many that you can't even even one even think of one you can't even think of one every single one no a lot of my thoughts of good times are there shows

are there shows um don't do shows I know I'm not gonna do shows but um Lots of good times. Come on. Think of one. It's just me yelling at you. Yeah, it's you yelling. Don't do shows. I know. I'm not going to do shows, but we're traveling. I think. I know you're going to know that this one, as soon as I say it, you're going to go, yeah, that was one of the best.

Oh. Dude. Okay, let me give you some hints. Okay. Trees. Pathways. Boys. Trees, pathways.

Fall, winter weather. Changing seasons. Pictures. Taking a photo of me in a tree? Close. When I acted like a bird? No. Oh. God. tree in close when i acted like a bird no oh god i think nikki has to go to her parents house i do have to go to my parents house to have some fun that they'll probably forget too

no i have had so much fun with you most of our fun though is like on the balcony together in in new york was those are some really. All right, that's a good answer. Mine was being in Indiana, riding around on LimeSchools and taking a photo shoot where you would take off your shirt and then get really scared because people would see you. That was funny when I was drinking a coffee. And also, let me just add, anything involving Edge. That's very fun. Edge is always fun, makes me laugh a lot. That's very fun. Edge is always fun. Brings,

makes me laugh a lot. That has been fun. I think we've had some final answer. Dance sessions too. Yes. Dancing has been fun. Oh,

and you know what? Anytime we do coffee, bean and coffee, coffee, bean and tea leaves. Yes. Our live Instagram show that is on Nikki Glazer pod.

We haven't done it in a while because we've been doing shit that's really fun all right Noah final answer let's do one more okay what was my favorite clothing brand in middle school clothing brand in middle

school he doesn't know any women's clothing brands but I'm gonna say Andrew liked those shirts that were like absolute, absolute ski, absolute. Or like any of those. No, I did like I had like a couple. No. No fear shirt.

No fear. No fear. I like Guy Harvey shirts. That's a Florida thing. Yeah. Yeah. I went through some different. That's a Florida thing. Yeah. Yeah. I went through some different phases, but yeah, those are definitely right. Or anything the coolest guy in school was wearing.

I had a Michael Jordan jersey. I had a couple jerseys. Did you have starter jackets? I guess it never got cold enough in Florida. Yeah, it didn't get cold, but jerseys were kind of big. Yeah. In middle school for me- Hollister.

We didn't have it yet. And I probably wouldn't have gone there because the dressing rooms were like, you had to change in front of other girls. And I was scared to show my titties. Wait, what? Yeah, dude. They were like, their dressing rooms, they're like European. But I guess it's like California, but like there's no rooms.

You just change in a big room, which I find so much better now. I hate little dressing rooms where you're like, have to open up this little saloon door. I don't know if that's legal. Annie Mae. What you just said is not a thing. I don't know if that's a thing. Besties, write in and say if you remember back in the early 2000s. Where everyone, you would just change with a stranger butt naked?

Yeah. At a Hollister, it was like you go in the dressing room. And by the way, when I went to Paris, france you would walk around into stores and there's no everyone just gets naked right there in the aisle and i fucking love it i always do that in stores now like if i'm wearing a bra that like could work as a top somewhere else like i just like change i'm like i don't care it looks like a swimsuit like if a guy sees me i don don't want him to go get a number, walk into this fucking room, lock the door that doesn't lock, have people keep going, oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.

And take a number. It's just a whole thing. I just think the whole Hollister thing, though, it's made for younger girls, and then there's guys. I don't know. I guess a guy could walk into any. No, it was separate girls and guys.

Yeah, no, I know that, but it just seems like a lot. It's like a locker room, you know? Yeah. Like you expect girls to do that in locker rooms in high school. Where did you shop at, Noah? Middle school. What was the coolest brand?

I wore a lot of Gap, to be honest. I feel like Limited 2 was the best. Gap, Limited 2, Old Navy. Fila in Brooklyn. Abercrombie. American Eagle. Fila. Abercrombie didn't come in

for me until high school. Oh. I guess I'm showing my age. I grew up in Brooklyn. Yeah, that's different. Wow. Yeah. What else did I... Oh, I liked the shirts that were like... We had a friend... I'd go into Spencer's and get something funny.

Oh, yeah, like pasta that looks like boobs. Taste my D, Mickey. Oh, yeah, like pasta that looks like boobs. Taste my D, Mickey. Oh, yeah. Yeah, something edgy. My friend Hala wore a shirt in sixth grade that we bullied her for so bad. And it just said, whatever, dot, dot, dot. And we were always like, hey, Hala, whatever. And we were just like, is that your motto, Hala?

We tortured her for it. I would love to get her on this show to just like, is that your motto, Holla? We tortured her for it. I would love to get her on this show to just go, hey, it's just like, whatever. Just having a cool tooth

towards life. Even though we were like sixth graders that like cared so much about what people thought of us. She was just like, I don't know,

whatever. It made me laugh so hard that I just say. That's probably why you made fun of it so much back then because you were so worried about what people thought. that i just probably why you made fun of it so much back then because you were so worried about what people thought yeah that was yeah that's why we made fun of it was like this is not how any of us feel ever we were self-aware enough to know that this is ridiculous to pretend like rastafarian like jamaica whatever or like Good Life shirts. Remember Good Life? Dude, or Red Dog.

You ever have Red Dog? Uh-uh. No. No Fear was great. The Big Dogs. Oh, Big Dog. Big Dogs stay on the porch while the little dogs run away. Big Johnson. I don't remember that one.

What? Big Johnson was alluding to the penis. Oh, yeah. No parents cared then. Oh, yeah. Back in my day, you could wear a shirt that had a gun dig on it. Man, and you lived in Florida

where Disney was right around the corner. I know, man. Things have changed, even in Florida. We gotta save our energy for the live show tonight. Can't wait to see you guys

out there. We will be here for a show tomorrow, live from St. Louis with Noah. She'll still be here. So don't be cut out there and um john stewart is back in the host chair at the daily show which means he's also back in our ears

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