The Nikki Glaser Podcast - #132 Live From St. Louis!

Episode Date: November 5, 2021

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Oh, that was loud! Hello everyone! Welcome to the Nikki Glaser Podcast Live Edition! Oh my god! Noah, how are we feeling? This is unbelievable, Nikki. It's so exciting! Usually I have to say to anyone who's listening at home, How are we feeling? This is unbelievable, Nikki. It's so exciting. Usually I have to say to anyone who's listening at home,

I know how you feel about live episodes of podcasts. We all know. We listen to a lot of podcasts. You usually skip the live ones because they're not as good as in person and you're jealous of the people that are there. And you should be. All these people are going to have a great time tonight. But we are going to have a great show for our listeners as well and we're thinking about you you're here in spirit kind of I I've got I honestly forgot we had any other listeners

um how are you doing tonight Noah I I mean I'm blown away by all of this what what blows you away the most our besties yes i know so many fans of the show it's i'm overwhelmed by it and we can see them all usually when i'm on stage everyone is in the dark and oh yeah how do you feel about that well i'm blurring my eyes as you know i yeah someone just said that i blur my eyes so i don't have to make eye contact with anyone because i feel like when you do make eye contact they they're forced to laugh. And it's just like it's kind of raping them into a laugh. And I just don't want to. It's the nicest way to say it.

That's not the nicest way to say it. That's actually. How was that the nicest way to say it? I love how that was me covering up. That was honestly the worst way to say it, but that's how it feels. I was like, I never want to make someone do anything against their will and so when I look at people I think early on in my stand-up career I realized when I would look down at someone like a nervous girl that would be just like judging my boots and um if you have any questions poshmark uh $39.95 plus shipping and uh

but yeah I would just see a girl judging my boots and then I she would like see me see her and then she would just go and it was just like oh no I just like raped her into that like it just felt like she gave me something the same way it used to feel when men would be like smile and I would always do it because I'm like this is the least I can do to not get raped right now like what what might you do if I don't? I would just be like, it's the tiniest little rape. And so I don't like to do that to anyone. So, oh, and I do like to say that although we are, you know,

doing this live podcast and I can see all of you and, you know, there's cameras around, which, you know, people on the podcast know. I don't know why they're here. We have no idea. We're so confused that cameras keep following us, but it's happening. I want to just extend to you, everyone here, if you want to go to the bathroom at any time, we are not going to be like,

oh, look at this guy taking a shit. Like, we're not going to call you out. I promise you I won't even look at you. Now that I've said that, everyone will think you're taking a shit, but I'm not going to be the one to say it. And I just feel like I have to say that now at my live shows because people get so especially now with COVID being over and everyone being so you know inside for so long which really behooves some people's

like you know lives I remember my parents kind of talking about when things were first starting to open up and we had the vaccine, they would go, you know, um, our friends, uh, they don't want to go out there. They're just scared of it. And I go, are they vaccinated? And, and, and you guys, and it's like, well, you know, who's going and everything. And they go, no, they're, they just, they're scared of the COVID. And I go, no, they have social anxiety. That's what they have. Like that it's the COVID is the best thing to ever happen to people with social anxiety which is not it's not a judgment but people have it so when people venture out to go to my shows and i think i especially attract fans who might deal with mental health issues especially anxiety and going to things i ask people to go alone to things i'm asking a lot of people to come out of

their house and then they might get seated in the middle of a section of the audience and I've been with Andrew we went to go see Dear Evan Hansen do you remember that story I remember that story on Broadway Andrew and I went to go see Dear Evan Hansen and I had never known this about Andrew but he had a lot of anxiety about being stuck you know like being not being able to get out and it's a common fear that I've never known but a lot of people related to it and I was like wait what's going on and he was just like very scared that at some point he would have to go to the bathroom have a panic attack and it would disturb the show and then it would just so he so then that makes his anxiety even worse so i like to always consider that person that might have that and say you can do whatever the fuck you want during the

show i will not be like you're fucking it up you can like have a and say you can do whatever the fuck you want during the show i will not be like you're fucking it up you can like have a panic attack you can scream out we won't we don't care just be yourselves and be comfortable and anything can happen right yeah yeah like this is a safe space yeah except for my mom mom behave yourself you are not allowed just kidding um yes yes okay so noah we're in st louis you flew in yesterday you're staying across the street from me um what are your thoughts on st louis have you been here before i've never been to st louis before yeah uh it's really quaint actually quaint yeah I just I'm so tickled by that because as you know I have kind of realized this is my home now and I you know for the time being I'm loving it like I remember the apartment the you know in the high rise that you got in New York that you were paying so much for that you

never got to live in dude did you ever go to that place I didn't but I knew about it yeah um I am reluctant to talk about that place my mom still has nightmares about the money that was spent on that apartment for those of you don't know I moved to my parents house during COVID because I was I signed a lease on an apartment in New York for March 1st, 2020. And I was in LA until March 14th. So I was not even to be living there until the mid month. And I had decided at this point in my life, I was making good money.

I was having a fantastic, this was gonna be my year as which my agents have said for the past four years. And then once it's your year, is the next year not your year like that kind of bummed me out I'm like I don't want any here to be my year I wanted to just just keep pushing it but it was supposed to be my year and and I'm so sorry about it because my year I really fucked up my year for everyone I think it was it was my responsibility and I don't know what I did. But so I got this place, so much money. You know, whatever you're thinking it was, double it.

Like, honestly, it's disgusting. And the reason I did it is because I don't have kids. I don't, like, buy a lot of expensive things. I was just like, people in my life were just like, treat yourself. You deserved it. You deserve it Nikki that's what I hear a lot you work so hard you are so hard on yourself I lived in like shitty apartments for so long I decided to spend four times as much I've ever spent on an apartment

and I got rid of all my furniture that I have accrued since like college but it was all crap and I was like I'm gonna start over with a designer I hired this woman that did secondhand um designing so she only found salvaged materials which there's only one woman in Manhattan that did that so that is someone get into that job because like green stuff is like I couldn't believe there was one I think she charged me a eight to eleven grand for a lamp she found like for all the work that went into it she did the whole place so she did a lot of work and I got an invoice for like eight somewhere around eight to eleven grand I remember I don't know why I don't know the specific number it's just too painful and um and I'm really bad at looking at money but then all I got it was a lamp out of it

but I was like you know what I learned a lesson just do it yourself next time i never moved into that apartment because i just i was in la when covet hit moved back in with my parents um just decided to just go with them since my mom was out in la with me to go be on the kelly clarkson show we were going to tape it in march it was going to air in may for the mother's day show it was a pre-tape and things started getting shut down the hanks got covid that's when we know it was real and we go holy shit and i just wanted to be with mommy and daddy moved back home to st louis um thought couple months couple weeks couple months kept going and then um yeah and then my apartment i couldn't get people kept going just don't pay rent just

don't do it. That's what everyone's doing. And I go, but won't you have to pay it at some point? And they're like, yeah, but just not now. I'm like, I don't want to deal with that. Just I'll pay it now. So I paid $8,000 a month for 10 months of an apartment. I only went in one time because I needed to get some weed out of an old box that was there.

So I had to go through a box. My assistant at the time was living there. She had a good time. But you know what? And something I talk about on the podcast all the time is just acceptance of like your body, yourself, your flaws, the things other people say about you. I mean, the listeners that are here, if you've listened to all the episodes,

you've heard me in some really dark places and how I've gotten out of those. And that for me, I think my mom can even attest to this. You were very upset about that number at the time of that I was. That eight number? That eight number, yeah. I mean, it's a disgusting... I'm embarrassed to admit that,

but it had an elevator as the front door. Like, it... Oh, the door was an elevator. You've made it, right? The only thing, though, that I was actually glad I never lived in there is that if someone would have broken into my house, like, imagine being in your bed late at night

and hearing something, and instead of hearing a guy, like, break in the door, you just hear, ding! Like, you're like, hello like hello like that would be scary so I kind of felt okay about it but I really did just learn you know what that was never my money to have that was always going to go to that there was nothing I did wrong there I didn't know a pandemic was coming of course the timing was so inopportune so ironic that I got my lease then but that I have to do what I said I was gonna do which is pay my rent and I did it and you know I can't wait I can't spend every day going I can't what would I do with that because

honestly I'd probably just buy a Taylor Swift guitar that has a sticker on it of an autograph I already own. Which is a thing that happened to me. I have a question for you. Yes. How are your feet feeling? Thank you so much for asking. Because today was a rough day for me. I'm not going to lie.

I don't like to lie. I went over to my parents' house. And I had a voice lesson with my new best friend Aria and I brought her over to you know coach me and my dad on a song and She was having me hit some notes that were just not easy for me And it just made me feel I don't like doing things I'm bad at and I'm I was sounding bad and so much like the dogs left the room like and And it was the type of sounds that you thought dogs would come to,

you know, like just screeching high-pitched frequencies. And they were fleeing. Marion was offended. And so I started crying. And it was nice because I think the only time I can really cry is when I sound bad singing. I don't know what it is, but I kind of just cry every time I sound bad singing.

And I struggle crying, as you know. I don't know if it's antidepressants or just, like, feeling like, oh, are you sad, Nikki? So it felt good to, like, cry. And then later on, I cried again about crying. And I was like, oh, my God, what's going on with me? Like, I'm just like, something's fucking up, you know? Like, I was just, do you ever have that feeling where you're just like why do I like want to like hurt myself today or like drive into a tree or like a off a bridge and then you go to the bathroom and you start bleeding and you're like oh okay I thought I wanted to drown my dogs because I was crazy but it's because I'm hormonal and it's it just all of a sudden it was so funny because these camera people are following me around and it was embarrassing to cry in front of all of them a couple times and then I go to the bathroom and I go I'm bleh I'm on my period

and everyone's just like ah and I'm like off the hook for it it's so nice that's the nice thing about being a woman we complain about periods but it gets you off the hook so that being said I was feeling kind of down tonight and like feeling even on the way here I was like how am I gonna get it up for this and obviously I feel very up but one of the things that contributed to that was that I found out so when we were planning this whole thing I mentioned to the one of the people that's following me around with cameras, I don't really know what's happening, that I go, oh my God, an ideal situation would be if someone were like, we got a foot masseuse to rub my feet on stage.

Totally joking. Just a comment, you'd be like, didn't think anyone even heard. I said it to no one. And tonight, you texted me while I was driving over here with Andrew, Mandy's here. And I was like, who with Andrew um Mandy's here and I was like who's Mandy and you go the masseuse and then all of a sudden one of the camera people that are

following me around for no reason they go yeah it's a the masseuse that you asked for and I go I what that I conjured from saying a thing that I didn't even know I said out loud. And I am so fucking excited because how ironic is it that this is happening? I did not know this was gonna happen. And on the podcast episode this morning that we did, I pulled in our foot massager and had a foot massage from our machine going during the podcast. So tonight I have, that foot massager has come to life,

like Beauty and the Beast, and she is going to join us on stage, and she's just going to rub my feet during the show, if that's okay with people, because I am not weird about it. It might be weird at first. We're going to feel it out. Yeah.

But, like, I deserve this, and I want this so bad. Like, you don't understand. This is going to make me so happy that I just feel like if I go to see a performer I want whatever's gonna make them the happiest because it's contagious right so just if this is weird to you just know that it's making me so happy and you know my bunion uh embracing my bunions has been very hard Mandy come on up but please don't speak um no I'm just kidding welcome Mandy been very hard. Mandy, come on up, but please don't speak. No. I'm just kidding.

Welcome Mandy to the stage. Hi, Mandy. Mandy already massaged my feet, my friend's feet. My friend and I went to you. Where do you work again? Indigo. Indigo Massage in St. Louis, and they are fantastic. And she did my friend Kirsten's feet.

And then I found out afterwards, you were like, and I'm a fan. And I didn't know it during the whole time. So you're welcome. Thank you so much. This is like amazing. And we're just going to like talk and have a good time. Is this the first time you've ever massaged someone's feet at a live podcast saving? Yes.

Okay. Well, it's a first for me as well. And just go hard. Get in those bunions. Really work this web space in between this. And I am so excited for this. Should we bring in? I think so.

Should we bring him in? All right. I think it's time. Andrew! Andrew! Andrew! Andrew! Andrew! Andrew! Andrew! Andrew! Andrew! Andrew! Andrew! Andrew! Andrew! Andrew! Andrew! Andrew! Andrew! Andrew! Andrew! Andrew! Andrew! Andrew! Andrew! Andrew! I think it's time. Andrew! Andrew!

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Hello. So happy to be here. Yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, come on. Oh, it's fun. It's fun. I've had so many.

Can I have it? Can I have it? I want to use it. Uh, Andrew, how'd you sleep? Uh, last night I woke up a while ago.

Yeah, I don't know. I slept fine. I guess I, uh, didn't hear you watching bachelorette. Yeah. Every night.

Um, yeah, you've been alone the past couple of nights. I don't, I don't cry when I watch The Bachelorette. What are you talking about? What are those sounds then? I don't know. I mean, I cannot get through The Bachelorette.

I am so bored by it. And this season, there is a guy on there. I talked about it earlier, but Mom, did you see The Bachelorette? There's a guy who got caught with notes for how to win on The Bachelorette. First night. Yeah the first night.

And I feel so bad for that guy because the guy just wanted to be prepared for this weird show he's on. He doesn't know what he's doing. So he drew up some notes and these girls go in and they're like room raiders this is the thing we always do except it's not.

It's definitely a thing that one of the producers while they were producing him and being like what are you gonna wear on your first night they were like wait he has some fucking notes over there they probably took a sneaky picture of it they went back to the producer tent and they go guys we have no they went to the tent well i was i was uh behind the scenes on f-boy island i know there's uh tents all over the place there's a lot of tents i don't want to i don't want to blow anyone's minds right now or ruin the shows, but they got tents, okay? There's tents where there are conversations

happening. So I'm guessing a producer went back and he was like, guys, I saw notes. This guy has tons and pages of notes, and I saw at the top it said, how to succeed on The Bachelor. And they're like, well, how are we going to get those notes? That seems like an invasion of privacy to steal them. Oh, let's just create a thing we've never done where two of the old contestants go in and kick the guy out and go through his room and go through his stuff.

And so they find these notes. And then, oh, are they going to bring it to her right away and go, there's a guy on this show that has these notes? No, they're going to let her go on a date with him and have a little fun and have her be invested in him and then they're gonna be like hey we just think it's only right for you to know he has notes and bt dubs she didn't even like this guy to begin with this is the tricks of all this show let me just say because when you go back and watch it all of the all of her like she goes on the date and they show like her so whenever you watch a reality show i still want to blow your mind but anytime the character like the main character is

talking in like a one the one person thing where they're just making commentary alone they're doing that way after the fact of everything come on don't give it away i know i come on but it doesn't even even i get tricked knowing that sometimes i'm oh my God, they don't know what's coming and she has so much hope. She is talking about this. She's like, I don't know, he's checking all the boxes.

And she's on the date and you can tell she's like, oh my God. But in retrospect, they wanted it to seem like, oh, she had a lot of faith in him so this note seems like, oh,

but she didn't like him at all. So now she's phoning it in. She's like, I don't know, he brought me to an ice cream truck. I'm thinking he's the one. And then, of course, Tasha and Caitlin come in, and they're like, oh, my God, he has notes.

She goes, and she makes him go. The notes were a little creepy. Let's be honest. Yeah, they were weird. Yeah. And at first he was like, my friend's wife wrote them, and then I wrote some too. And she was like, well, which is it?

And then i ate the dog and then what he ate the dog he just tried to get out of it i i i think uh if you had a guy though taking notes he watched all your specials i would be so flattered really if i was on a show where but they were like outline and like and uh you know the numbers and i would want to see his spelling and if he you know wrote in like you know run on sentences or you you know like fragments that's really what makes me just like check out is bad spelling but i think it shows effort and listen if we are for a second thinking that anyone going on bachelor in Paradise is looking for love. What are you

trying to pull on us, Bachelor Nation? Dad, you're in the Bachelor Nation. My dad became a member during COVID. He joined Bachelor Nation. We got him into it. He had to take the test. Dad, what's the capital of Bachelor Nation? The capital?

Milan. But it's okay. It's been a while. No, he had to take a whole test and pledge his, you know, yeah, allegiance. That's right. Thanks, Dad. Thanks for chiming in now.

I'm sure he was like so, he was so happy when you moved out. Oh my, no. You're Mr. Bachelor. He's like, get the fuck out of my house. Like, seriously. And then I have to live with it and I can't sleep. So many guys like these shows. They really do.

Because they are compelling and they're fun. You know what, girls? I enjoy watching men watch these shows because I get to see how men process hot women and have even judgments of these perfect specimens like these women are all tens you know St. Louis tens let's be honest but like LA

sevens that's why I like living here dude I'm not joking you're all so beautiful and I'm so flattered to have like good looking besties not you guys you guys are hot we really do have hot fans I'm not even joking like i don't have to lie about that but being in la for this i got off the plane the other day and i lived there

for years and i was just like i gotta get the fuck out of here like it was everyone's so hot and it just it wasn't like i'm not hot enough. It just looks so exhausting to be that hot. And to always have, you're smelling something. Like look pretty while you get your feet rubbed? There might be like, yeah. You mean get your feet rubbed like a prima donna? I mean. Oh my God.

With snake earrings and looking hot? I mean, this is not someone who's trying to look cool. I don't know. Those snake earrings are pretty cool, man. I'm wearing a shark ring. I'm wearing snake earrings. I'm wearing a shirt's trying to look cool. I don't know. Those snake earrings are pretty cool, man. I'm wearing a shark ring. I'm wearing snake earrings. I'm wearing a shirt made by a bestie. Okay, Andrew, let's talk about you're obsessed with Squid Game.

How many people in the room have seen Squid Game? Yeah. Yes. Okay. All right. I have not seen it. You are obsessed with it. Uh-huh.

Yeah. Anything else? No thoughts. Okay. Yeah. Anything else? No thoughts. Okay. Yeah. No, I have a couple. No, the ending I thought was terrible. I think you should have got on the plane.

Well, don't. I don't know. Oh, I'm sorry. You're telling me he doesn't get on a plane? I'm just fucking with y'all. There's a tent or something. Am I going to watch the first episode and be like, I know he doesn't get on the plane, and it's going to ruin it for me? You said you wouldn't watch it. I'm I going to watch the first episode and be like, I know he doesn't get on the plane and like,

it's going to ruin it for me. You said you wouldn't watch it. I'm never going to watch it. Yeah. It seems too like, I'm going to be nervous. And I, yeah,

you know how I feel about squids. Mickey goes, are there squids? Like, that's what her big worry was. I thought it was going to be like octopus teacher or squids were going to be like eaten or something. Do you ever watch mukbangs where Asian women are eating live octopuses and stuff? Yeah.

Maybe that's porno. All the time. No, that's a real thing. Wait. Why is it squid? Why is it called squid? Because it was a game that, I don't want to give it away, but this is the first episode. And then he didn't get on the plane in the last one.

Oh, Andrew. Dude, one time I told my buddy who Kaiser Sochi was before he watched, and it was probably the most shitty thing I've ever done. But in retrospect, Kevin Spacey taught me. He got me. Yeah, he really, he was like, oh yeah, you're gonna give away who I am in that movie?

Wait till you find out who I really am. You would wish I had a limp. That one's coming. Yeah, that is... Dark. Okay, anyways, the show's great. Yeah? Yeah, I recommend it. I think the first episode

is probably one of the best first episodes ever. I love this guy. He's like downtrodden. Yeah, you claimed that he was the best actor you've ever seen in your entire life today. Who's seen the show? Who? Yeah.

How good is that actor? Is he really great? What's his name? What's his name? Oh, Noah. Oh, thank you, Noah. Thank you so much, Noah. Daniel Day-Lewis, I think it is.

That's the only actor in DiCaprio and Shia LaBeouf yeah and Shia LaBeouf but I just wear his wardrobe do you like this guy's wardrobe? we know that you tend to just kind of rip off celebrities but I wait for them to die you wait for the opioid crisis to take their life

and then you swoop on in it's true it started out with Bourdain opioid crisis to take their life and then you swoop on in. It's true. This is a very Mac Miller. It started out with Bourdain. Yeah, yeah. Bourdain. Bourdain died and then a couple weeks later

he was just sporting some like kind of new kind of John Varvatos boots and I go, what the hell are those? And he goes, I don't know.

I saw Bourdain wearing them and I go, when? Were they dangling? Jesus. In the casket. Yeah, he looked pretty cool. He always looked like he was dead, though, to be honest.

Yeah. He had a very dead chic. Yeah, oh God, he was a cool dude. That one bummed me out a lot. You know, what's been the number one celebrity death that you were like rocked by? Tom Petty. Oh, yeah.

That's the one. I would, you know, listen to him with my dad. Did you cry? No. A little bit. I remember I was in the park and I was trying to cry. I was like, I should be crying. Oh, yeah.

I love when you try to cry. I hate when there should be cry. Yes. And then you don't cry and then you're like you're a sociopath yeah yeah and then it's hard when your mom dies and you just are like you know you got a golf game tomorrow just kidding i'm just putting a scenario where you should definitely be crying uh no you the funniest moment can i tell the moment where you cried yeah oh god is that okay is that too dark no we were we were in the we were in uh cayman filming f boy and we were swimming after a shoot

i smoked your ass in a swim race yeah yeah we he did i challenged him in a swim race he beat me and it was humiliating because that's the only sport that i feel like i'm any good at and uh but i i recovered and we were you did a butterfly which was fantastic thank you thank you for giving because that's the only sport that I feel like I'm any good at. But I recovered. You did a butterfly, which was fantastic. Thank you. Thank you for giving my butterfly. She has a great butterfly, folks. She really does.

Can we give it up for a butterfly? No, I mean. Look at that. Look at that. I mean, textbook. It's all about if you give a diss, you lose the book. Yeah, yeah. You got to have that stern. it's all about if you give a diss you should go if you just yeah yeah you gotta have that

you gotta look like a poster over an executive's desk that's like I trust that doctor I don't know why so we

we were in it was this beautiful sunset on seven mile beach which is really five miles because of erosion or something

I don't know that's what they say and it was the sun was setting and i was kind of over it because you guys know how i feel about nature i was like i'll google image it later and so i went inside to go pee or get something to eat and i come back and and i leave andrew alone just standing in the the water it's calm water sunset beautiful and this you know crystal clear water and we come I come back and then you join me up at the you know we're sitting kind of like in the dark now uh at the

twilight and you come up and you're kind of somber you wrap a towel around yourself and you're just kind of sitting there and you go no I just that sunset just kind of made me cry and i go oh my really i go i think i probably was like you pussy uh i go it's too soon to make you cry and do it and he go and i go you know what your butterfly wasn't that good i'm not gonna lie it wasn't really that great no i think i was like wait how did you do that how'd you cry at a sunset like i've never seen you cried something so beautiful and he goes what did you say i thought it was you cry at a sunset? Like, I've never seen you cry at something so beautiful. And he goes, what did you say? I thought it was actually pretty. Well, I thought of my mom because she, this is sad, but she has emphysema, which is COPD,

which is, I got to keep going. It's just a lung disease, which she has to be on oxygen. So she can't travel that much. And she definitely can't swim in the ocean because it's not a scuba tank. It's a oxygen tank. Yeah. It doesn't work that way. I tried.

I pushed her in. But she just sank right away. It was weird. You thought it was the same thing. Yeah. It was weird. But she's still going. But yeah.

But you were like, yeah, my mom just like, I just realized I was getting to do something that my mom will probably never, ever get to do again, you know? And I go, oh my God. And I almost started tearing up. I was just like do something that my mom will probably never, ever get to do again, you know? And I go, oh, my God. And I almost started tearing up. I was just like, that is, like, really sad. I was like, so did your mom, like, did she, like, love swimming? And he goes, no, I don't think I've ever seen her go in the water. She never, we lived on the water, and she didn't go near it.

Like, pre-oxygen. I'm talking when she had all her lungs. She was still not swimming at all. It was so funny. She hated the beach, actually. Maybe that's why I was crying because I was like, man, I hate this too. Just like my mama. It was so funny.

Just you being like, no, I never even saw her step foot in water. Not even a bath. We grew up in Florida. Like, there's no excuse. So then we just started saying, like, a bus would drive by and I'd be like, I can't believe your mom

will never get hit by a bus again. That's never even an option for her because she, like, I mean, it just, you can turn it, you can make it anything. Yeah, it's, yeah, I mean, you know,

she'll never, you know, you know, something creative. She'll never something creative. Again. You know? Yeah. How's your foot massage, by the way? I'm so jealous.

It's like tingling. You know what? You're so calm. Yeah. You have like a very... Stop hitting on her. I'm not hitting on her. But I love your hair, baby.

No, I'm just buggering. I like it more. No, she is so good. I'm just saying. They're so good. Brenna's not listening. Don't worry. I miss you, Brenna.

I miss her so much. Yeah, we all miss her. I just am so sad she'll never get to swim again. It sounds like she's dead. Who is? Who's dead now? Let me see say Brenna,

we miss you. Oh, yeah. No, masseuse. Excuse me? Masseurs. Licensed massage therapist. That's so long. LMTs.

But that takes out the hand job part of it, right? Masseuses, you think, she's going to give me something. Wait, you think that is what adds the... Well, I think that's why they go licensed massage therapist. You know you're not going to get a happy ending. They're going to just...

I guess that's what the license is all about. Yeah. The places you used to frequent might not have... Yeah, they were very unlicensed. Yeah, yeah. Okay, so you're an LMmt just kidding yeah you have a you have a very yeah a therapist yeah um you have a very calming vibe about you and yes this foot massage is fantastic and i yeah you i've been making you give me massages on the road yeah

i'm not happy about it yeah and but you you're so good at, and it makes me so mad because I have to beg you, and you won't do it. And sometimes I'm like, do it. Like, why? Like, this isn't me asking. First of all, you offered me money. At first I did, and then you go, I don't want the money. I don't want the money.

And then I didn't give it to you. But that was reverse license massage psychology. I wanted the money. I obviously always want the money. Who doesn't want it? I will pay you. You owe me $700. Okay, I will pay you for massage.

Because you said $100 massage. I've been keeping a tally. You do it for two seconds and then when I start going, ow, you dig harder. It's like that's your sign. You know when you have sex sometimes and you're like, oh, that's great.

And then they keep doing it, but they change it. Women do it too. I hear it as a common complaint on Reddit. It's like, if sometimes and you're like, oh, that's great. And then they keep doing it, but they change it. Women do it too. I hear it as a common complaint on Reddit. It's like, if we tell you we like it, don't change it. Like, I think that's a thing that happens. That's what you do with massages. Like, you'll go harder and you really do torture me, which I love.

You could go harder, bitch. I don't want to hurt your hands, but it doesn't hurt your hands. Do you have to do exercises? I mean, you've got to build up endurance. You build up endurance. Okay. To get ready for that mountain of a bunion. Yeah, I mean, that's a pretty big bun, right?

Have you ever seen a foot like this? Her dad has the same foot, I learned. This bunion's even bigger. I mean, look at that. Whoa. That one's cranking. I know, it's big. I don't know how your skin holds it in.

I know, it's about to crack through. You know what I mean? Like, the skin just looks like, ah. I think the same thing. Yeah, it's. I know. It's about to crack through. You know what I mean? Like the skin just looks like. I think the same thing. Yeah, it's amazing. It's like a pregnant woman's belly. I have to rub like oils on it and sing to it at night. It's like the animal from Spaceballs.

So it recognizes my voice. Wait, did you. Does it ever come out of the skin though? Have you ever seen a protruding. At night mine does. Huh? And it comes in your room. And it gently just nuzzles your head.

Yeah, yeah. No, it doesn't... There's no... You want to ask... You ask me about bunions. Don't ask her. She's busy. I know about bunions. Okay, has a bunion ever fully come out of the skin?

No, it does not come out of the skin. Your skin can hold a bunion in. That's the rhyme that every podiatrist learns. No, they don't come out of the skin. We gotta get to the news. Let's get to the news. You heard it here first. Yeah, you heard it here first. It's Wednesday, folks. And you know what that means. It's Wednesday folks And you know what that means

It's Wednesday It's so weird people listen It is To be honest Yes It is only dawned on me recently From meeting fans after shows It's a real thing

And I know like it's a real thing and like it and I know what it's like I listen to the Arch morning show the Courtney show every single morning and I like look forward to getting out of bed because I know there's going to be people live talking to me and like do and I know all the bits I know the inside

jokes one of those people is here tonight Chris Convy from the Courtney show I really recommend I recommend that show to our listeners you can get it on the the arch app no matter where you live but it is uh on 106.5 the arch in St. Louis but I just I get it and you know it's I get that kind of obsession with a show that's there for you every day and that's why I wanted to make it four days a week and I'm when I meet people and they're like we're I feel like you're my friend I go no you are like we are and I don't want to extend that to people who have mental illness that makes them think that we should be together forever and stuff like that but most people yes it's good that

you have a limit yeah I do and I find it out usually when there's a blade in my stomach during a meet and greet. I can't wait to wear your outfits after you die. Oh my God. That's saying you're famous. That's kind of cool. All you can wear are my like boyfriend clothes.

The ones that are like baggy boyfriends. All right. First story. Oh, we're so good at this. All right. A hiker who got lost on a cop...

Oh, yeah. This is crazy. Oh, you already know? Sorry, I already heard this on The Courtney Show! Really? Yeah. Really? Did you talk about this? No, this was everywhere. Huh? This was everywhere. Oh, this guy, he was on a Colorado

mountain for more than 24 hours. He ignored calls from rescuers because he didn't want to pick up an unknown number. I don't blame him. I have so many creditors. i'd rather die on that mountain than talk to another guy being like hey mr collins yeah you owe four grand for that penis pump you bought you you didn't even pay you were like you had that little layaway yeah it's a lot of

payments yeah it's a it's a payment per pump actually that's that's how it works all right you're right dude like that those call that just shows how much people when i call a number and i know they don't have it in their phone when they do pick it up i go what's wrong with you like why would you you shouldn't answer that. You should text before. You should give a preemptive text. Yes, yes, exactly. Like, hey, this is Nikki. Pick up. I'm calling you in a minute.

And then you call, and then they're dead on a mountain. Yes, yes. So the rescue team spent all evening searching for this guy. The guy got home safe. He just didn't answer his phone. So he wasn't, like, stuck the whole time. Oh, he wasn't, like, waiting for stuff. He was like i

got it yeah he was a man yes people are like we'll help you it's like the best no i think i know what i'm doing and ignoring it yeah yeah so i mean i mean if you were stuck on a mountain how long do you think you'd last i wouldn't be on a mountain. Yeah, that's true. I would not get stuck. I would not ever get lost in the woods. Yeah, I got lost skiing one time. I went down a path. I was faster than my parents, and I kind of went off on my own.

It was very scary. I was rescued by some gnarly ski bums, dude. Really? You had to be dragged down the mountain or whatever? Not dragged, but they were just like, what's this 12-year- old girl doing by herself at the bottom of the you know King Tut lift or whatever it was

and yeah and they scooped me up and then I was you know and that's how I became peekaboo street I really did feel like I wanted to be adopted into the mountain and like become a I wanted to like grow up on a mountain yeah be a professional I got stuck on a mountain yeah and be a professional

ski i got stuck on a mountain once you did it's weird yeah what do you mean i just i was in color or no i was in canada and my buddies went down faster than me because you know i'm mr 12 falls yeah i fall a lot we nicknamed him 12 falls because we went skiing last year right january right before the pandemic and he i he had a rough day it was like it should have been he had he'd only snowboarded really it was his first time skiing and forever but I would have just like a giggle fest I was just in that kind of loopy mood of just giggling and I asked Andrew I go how do you know how many times you fell today he goes I don't know, 12 times. That's like a lot to fall. Like that's a lot.

And so we nicknamed him old 12 falls. Yeah. So anyway, that was stuck on the mountain fall, I guess. Yeah. And I ended up going down.

It's a 10, it was called. Oh, yeah. And I didn't know what 10, I didn't know what that meant. Like a black diamond? No, it was 10 kilometers. So it was just a green

that just slowly, so by the time I got down, it was like nighttime. And my was just a green that just slowly. Oh, that's like seven miles. So by the time I got down, it was like nighttime. And my friends, my friends were all betting that I was dead. And then, and then they were like,

we're going to go helicopter skiing tomorrow because Andrew's slowing us down. And so they were all happy that hopefully I was either, or like broke a leg. Oh my God. And then they saw me just,

what's it called when you, when you. Pizza. Yeah, it was pizza. Yeah. And it's like nighttime and they. Yeah, it was pizza. Yeah. And it's like nighttime and they're like, is that Andrew? I'm pizzaing down. It took me like 30 minutes.

That's what I like about you though. You do things you're bad at. Oh, thanks. You know, like you're not scared to do things that you're bad at. Like you're adventurous. Kind of. I did jump out of a plane once. You did. When we went to go see jump out of a plane once. You did?

When we went to go see the stingrays in Cayman. You're way more. You're way better with the stingrays. When you involve an animal, I'm all in. That's where people go, whoa, Nikki, you love nature. I thought you hated it. I'm like, but there's an animal. I'm getting in there.

But stingrays, you were obsessed that it was. What about Steve Irwin? I'm like, name one other person that's been killed by a stingray. But he's the big one. I know. But also, Google anything. And they were so friendly. They were proven friendly.

And even with the facts, you were still scared. Although I did get bit by one, and it was thrilling. Wait, what? I got nipped by one, and it was really thrilling. Where? On the thigh. Well, Steve Irwin. The thigh's like what? I got nipped by one, and it was really thrilling. Where? On the thigh. Well, Steve Irwin. The thigh's like what?

I don't know. I mean, it's just. Tell us, Andrew. How do you feel about Steve Irwin? Are you going to cry? No, I was just mad he only had one outfit. It was only green? Are you serious?

Come on, buddy. Step up. Did you ever steal it? I would try. No, but the thing about. okay, can I just say, Steve Irwin was, it was like a bull ray. So it was like this, it was the type of stingray that, like, it can, like, it is a different kind of stingray. It's a great white of stingrays. The ones that you see at, yeah.

That's what they said. It was a great white of stingrays. Like, it was very dangerous. These other ones, unless you step on them while they're sleeping, they only get one barb to shoot off. And they're not going to shoot off a barb unless it's like... But it does have a barb. It does have a barb, but it has to shoot it off.

It's not going to like you touch it and it's like... You know what I mean? Yeah, but... Still, scared. It was a pandemic. Okay. What is happening? Coffee maker. Oh, it sounds like someone's steaming something.

Oh, all right. Well, I don't I don't hate it. It's kind of like comforting. It's kind of like white noise. It's like your sound. Yeah, it is like my sound. I just pass out. All right.

Young Americans are having less sex than ever before. Okay. The study wrapped up two years before the pandemic. I don't understand a study that's from two years ago, but I don't know. Okay, but we'll keep going. You know, they just put in the data. It took a long time. The spreadsheet was confusing.

Yeah. According to studies authors, there are several explanations. The go, go, go 24-7 busy lifestyle means less time to have sex. Heads buried in tech devices a lot. Additionally, an increase in anxiety and depression in young adults.

Failure to launch. Women opting out of casual sexual encounters. And the role smartphones have played in making us less... Okay, okay, okay, okay. We got it. No, there's four more paragraphs. It sounded like Matthew McConaughey movies.

Failure to launch... Okay. You want to keep going? Let me... What else? A reliance on... Social anxiety. ...communicating through technology

doesn't help young people develop the social and intimacy skills and vulnerability needed to be in a physical relationship that makes that makes sense it does but i think you fuck way more because of your phone that that's actually true too because it's like easier to make hookups i read i read a great meme the other day that was like you read it yeah you like read a meme you know like a tweet that's like a picture and it said i forget where i heard it maybe i heard it on your show chris but it was about um how someone was like oh uh oh you met oh dating apps

dating apps are so weird everyone meets on dating apps now i used to just go out and meet whoever was around like it's just like wait what why is that better that person has chlamydia a lot like that person that's true though like dating used to be just like whoever's around and for some reason that's more noble than like an app where you can actually specify what you're looking for you know yeah no i think i mean for a while it was weird to meet on the internet oh it was so embarrassing no one would admit it yeah weird and it's like now if you meet at a bar you're a fucking freak yeah especially during a pandemic you know yeah daring yeah daring yeah um it if you're right when you do meet people you just assume you met online or

on instagram like dating apps equal instagram someone's to write or something yeah but it meeting like you and your boyfriend noah like you had no met each other through we met in real life that's good we met in real life and then seven years later i requested a fall you know like i requested to follow him and then he dm me you made the first move oh you requested on instagram yeah yeah it was private huh uh-huh that's a good man wait did who Wait, who made the first DM? He did the first DM. Oh. And then remember,

we did the book on him. What did he say? You did the book on him? Oh, because you had already gotten the book. Who here knows about the book? Yes. Okay, good.

Are you dating her? Oh, you got engaged? You're dating him. Oh, my God. She got two ideas. What chapter were you on when you... Wait a second. What?

Were you engaged before you read the book? Oh, yeah. Did the book help you get engaged? No. We did it for a while. Okay. But did it help you have a better relationship? Yeah.

Did you learn from the book? Yeah, I asked him. What's the most important thing you learned from the book? To feel. Speak with feelings. Speak with feelings. Speak with feelings versus I think, right? Leave the I thinks for him. Yeah.

The hardest thing with that. Damn. You feel like she has a hard time. No, no, no. He thinks. Oh, he thinks. Oh, yeah. He's the man.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, if you don't know the book, it's called Getting to I Do, and it talks about masculine and feminine energy. And most relationships about i would say 80 percent the in a straight relation heterosexual relationships the man is a mass wants to be the masculine energy the woman is the feminine energy and one of the things is it teaches women how to speak to a masculine energy man so that he can receive it better and how you can be more understood. And what it tells you is like, don't tell a man I think.

Always just talk about your feelings and never ask a man how he feels unless... Noah? You're playing the masculine role? No, he's on fire. That's what she said. Dr. Pat Allen said, don't ask a man how he feels unless he's on fire. They don't want to talk about it.

Have you met this woman in real life? Yeah. What's she like? Well, I talked to her on the phone. Yeah, she just does phone calls. She's very, very intimidating. And she also did our show, You Up. Yeah.

I had a private consult with her one time. She seemed like a good time. Yeah. I mean, she's almost like that Dr. Ruth kind of character. Yeah. You know, very sex positive. But no bullshit with this woman how many times has she been married uh i think her first husband died and now she

is with someone else and she just she goes i'm a i'm a badass bitch in the office place she's like you are intimidated by her i mean she's scary and she goes when i go at home when i go home i am very docile i I'm just one. I'm like very receiving energy. I'm the opposite because I got up. I got to change because that's what I want in a relationship. I don't want to be the one that's like, I think this. So it's interesting that you say that I think and I feel so women are instructed to only

speak with I feel. And it does. And I've said this before. The book you start go, you go, I have to live like a goddamn handmaid. And the truth is, yes, but not forever. Yeah. Just until you get the guy, and then he dies. And then you get to go back to the way you were.

But at first, yeah, you gotta do all these rules. But what you do learn is, like, you're actually, because Noah, we batted up against this a lot with this book of, like, now we have to dress sexy for men we have to wear uncomfortable clothes so that they look at our bodies and think of us sexually and then we can't have sex with them and then we also have to always speak with our feelings

and we can't ever tell them what we think even if we know what what's better we have to just go what do you think i should eat for dinner and then they tell us and you go, oh, I feel like that's a good idea. And it's just like, oh God. But the thing is, it actually honors what you, how you want to be handled.

And it taught us how to set boundaries. Yes. Yes. And those are... That's very hard to set boundaries. Yeah, it is.

That's being able to go, this is what I want and if you can't do it, bye. Bye. And also like... But can't do it bye and also like but but isn't it annoying to have to like second guess everything you're doing instead of just no it's a map for us it's not it's helping us not second guess yes exactly it's knowing that if you want what you want like you know i'm i'm building my whole special around this book and teaching women to, because I just always thought that if someone, if a guy,

especially a guy that you like and want to like you or anyone that you want to like you, if you, if they ask you for something and you give it to them, they'll like you more. Like that's the, that's what you would think would happen. Right.

But then I learned that honestly, people, I tend to like people who stand up for themselves and who who can and i'm not gonna because i'm always scared that noah you'll ask for something and i'll be like i'm sorry i and i like don't want it let's say you like want my zevia it's the last one and you know how i feel about these okay yeah and i just am like no sorry it's the last one my fear is that you're like nikki's such a fucking bitch and i don't want to be friends with her anymore she wouldn't share her Zevia but instead like what you might think is she just

knows what she wants and she can say I don't have to say it in a way that's like you would ask for this it's just like no I really like this Noah and it's like very important to me and I'm sorry I'll go buy you another one like I don't have to give this to you because if I give it to you I'm secretly gonna resent you for asking for this thing that I actually know that you know I want and I didn't know that worked with sex so I feel like if I ever have a daughter I'll drown her and wait for a son but if I am forced to then have a daughter uh yeah I'll name her Zevia no I feel like the sex talk I'll give my daughter is you know don't ever do anything you don't want to do which i think men go duh why would a girl do something she doesn't want to do

but you don't understand how we're conditioned in society to just be people pleasers even the ones that are like someone like me who people go wow you're so confident and badass and it doesn't mean we've been manipulated by people. We're just, you know, guys want to have sex. And so if we like a guy, we want to just like give him what he wants. That's why when my mom used to say to me, Nick, save your sex.

Save it. I never knew what that, that was a weird way to say what you meant. But save it, Nick. I said don't give away your sex. Don't give away your sex. Just it don't give away your sex just saying don't give away your your sex is weird because it just yeah you go don't give away your sex me and sabrina jaleez who's my uh good friend we couldn't get over that that um words of wisdom you gave us and i remember at the time being like but i like sex mom you're. You're a prude. You don't like sex. It's easy for you.

The thing is, you like a good banging, right, Dad? You enjoy it just as much as the rest. But you learned to respect yourself and say, listen, I'm not going to give that to you until you, like, you know, prove to me that you take out the garbage. And she's still waiting for that, Dad. That's all it takes. Yeah, I mean, it's a little bit of a tangent, but the funniest thing was I try to,

I really try to live by this in my life of like communicating with feelings more than think because I don't even like to boss a guy around and be like, I think you should do this. I'm really careful about that because that's something that I do in my business life and in a relationship. I don't want to be that.

And someone I was using. You should try to do it in both, you know? What? You should try to bring it over to business. I'm glad you had fun with that. Why do you have to be so weird about it? I feel hurt by what you just said. No, no, no.

I didn't understand what you were saying. Oh, this got weird. No, no, no. I didn't understand what you were saying. Oh, this got weird. No, no, no. It didn't. How's your feet? No, my feet feel great. But the problem with the think thing, I don't know if you've run into this.

One time there was a guy that I was, you know, a guy I'm dating. And I was trying to be more in my feelings and not ask them how they feel and more like what they think and he had COVID and I had to write him and say how do you feel about your COVID how or no I go no no how do you think about your COVID I go because I didn't want to say how are you feeling I almost wrote that because this was you right when someone's sick i was like how do you what do you think about the congestion in your chest like it was so hard to do it but um but we're married and so it works i am here to announce it um it's it it really is like scary to go oh i'm reading this book someone actually wrote into the show and said a guy caught a guy that she was using the book on

as we say which sounds bad but she was reading this book and a guy she was dating saw the book on her nightstand yeah it's a tough title

it is a tough yeah getting to I do it seems like a lot yeah especially if it's a second date but that's why you gotta cover it

like a biology book in high school with a brown paper bag like why is she still studying high school it should come paper bag. Like why is she still studying high school? It should come with another cover like Infinite Jest. Like just so you look intellectual.

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Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Andrew, why do I care? I don't know. Why do I care? You heard it here first. You heard it here first. Yeah, you heard it here first. Oh, we'll do that again. Why not?

Why not? Throw it in. This is our celebrity news segment, Why Do I Care? What's going on in the news? Here are the results of a survey about rich people versus normal people things. It's not a... Okay, well, we've deviated from the original. We're trying to keep it evergreen.

Okay. Oh, right, right, right. Okay. I'm sorry. Yeah. Why don't we just say Rihanna takes quiz. Okay, so the difference between rich people. If this is normal or rich.

Okay. Living in a house, not an apartment. Rich or normal? I would say normal. Eating out every week. What kind of eating out are we talking about? Both is abnormal. I would say that's a rich thing.

Normal. Oh. Who's to say? Who's to tell me? Five people voted, I think. Yeah. And it was all the same guy. It was an Us Weekly, who wore it best.

Growing up with your own room. Rich. Normal. No. No, no, no, no. You didn't have your own room growing up no and i didn't want it i thought you had your own room well i did eventually when we got rich but uh no we didn't get rich but we moved to a bigger house because my dad got a little more money but yeah i used to share a bedroom i love

sharing a bedroom upgrading your phone every year rich or normal uh that's normal because you get you get that free upgrade. Rich. What? I feel like this is just a guy named Rich or a guy from normal Oklahoma. These are totally arbitrary. Going to the movies. To the movies. Normal or rich? Going to the movies? 1999. No one does

that anymore. Normal or rich? Everyone streams. I think it's $46 for a matinee ticket. So rich. Not normal. Okay. Having a second fridge in the garage. Alcoholic.

That's like, that's grandpa. That's normal. Okay. It is normal. You got it right. Yeah. Nailed it. That was a close one though. Okay. Going on school trips as a kid. Normal. Normal. Yeah, that's normal.

Ordering an appetizer or dessert with your meal at a restaurant. Oh, that's rich. Normal. Oh, oh. Owning a car. My parents convinced me that's not what we do. We never got apps. We never got apps.

You never got our appetizer? We have Viennetta at home. No, we never even got that. That was rich. Remember Viennetta? Oh, the sound of have viennetta at home no we never even got that that was rich remember viennetta oh oh the sound of the viennetta commercial it would be like click click click it would click through the layers of uh like hardened chocolate it was little layers of chocolate and ice cream and be like viennetta and it was probably like a four dollar four dollar loaf of ice cream with like thin layers of chocolate and the sound was so asmr it'd probably like a $4 loaf of ice cream with thin layers of chocolate.

And the sound was so ASMR. It'd be like click, click, click. Oh, it was so good. You remember Vianetta Mandy? Yeah. Yeah, the clicks. You get it. Yeah.

Sounds like when you work a bunion. Click, click, click. Like the clack. Owning a car, normal or rich? Rich. Normal. This is dumb. Yeah, this...

Well... Yeah, this game sucks. First of all, it makes rich sound abnormal, which... Going grocery shopping without worrying about prices. Don't make rich people feel bad. What? Going shopping for groceries without worrying about prices. Oh, that's rich.

That is rich. Oh, that's rich. That sounds like a grandmother watching a soap opera buying starbucks every week oh every week yeah normal every day rich four times a day addict the amount i spend on starbucks is criminal it's it's disgusting i should start stealing and actually make it criminal. You know, you could just walk in and steal.

I was thinking about that today. Oh, from the mobile order? Yeah. Yeah, you could. If you were addicted and you had no money, you could have a field day in there. It's happened to me a couple times.

Someone swiped my order and I go, well, good for them. They learned a new drink that they wouldn't have known about. Traveling internationally. Let's get to Fanthrax. Traveling internationally. i hate all of this

yes fan thracks segment where we take um you know we get fan letters dms uh we have a couple live fan thracks here in the audience and i would love for my mother, Julie Glazer, to be our kind of, you know, audience mic person. Who does this on shows? Ricky Lake. That was her own show. Am I on? Yeah, there you are. Hey, mom.

Fanthrax. Okay, got it. Are you having fun? Yes, Nikki. Of course. You are? Yes, of course. Okay, what's been your favorite part so far?

That's okay. Okay. I don't want to put you on the spot. So you are going to talk to our fans and have them ask questions and just kind of be our audience person. So I just need to go find this fan. Yeah.

And so we're going to ask a question. What is the question? Well, you have to find the person that's going to ask the question. Are you my question? Yes. All right. Here's our first question. Ask her her name.

What is your name? This is Anna. Anna likes making cookies on Sundays. Anna doesn't like people telling her what she should do. Yes. Who knows the reference? Bob, do you know that reference? No. That is from

Love on the Spectrum, where every person you meet... I should have known that. You should have known it. I really hope she doesn't have autism and we're like, oh, that's the show. Yeah. That would have been very embarrassing. Sorry, I should have known. That's that autistic

thing. That was great. Thank you. That's that autistic thing. Oh my God. That was great. No. Thank you. That was great. Good job on that. Okay, yeah.

What? That wasn't it? No, that wasn't her question. That was her intro. You know, I don't even know what this Fanthrax thing is because I don't listen to your podcast. I know you don't and I appreciate it. You told me not to. I know.

I know. Thank you. Now you told me not to. Thank you for not listening. Thank you. And now you told me not to. Thank you for not listening. Okay. Okay. All right. What is your name again?

Anna. It really is Anna? I thought that was part of the show. Wait, why would Anna be a joke? I thought it was Anna from the show. Well, she just did an intro like people on Love on the Spectrum do. So on Love on the Spectrum, every time you meet someone, they're like, Michael doesn't like worms and dirt.

He loves the sound of lips on an apple. Like they just like describe, I don't even know. Okay, sorry about that, Anna. But she was just doing a specific thing of what she likes. What did you not like? What did you like again?

I like, like baking on Sundays. Oh, okay. Like my new thing, Sunday baking with Anna. Oh my God. Just in my house by myself. do you like instagram live it or anything like that no no it really is by yourself and then do you eat it all by monday morning or are you like someone who's good about like i'm like i'll save it for the week and then i'll

bring it to work and i'm like yeah i brought cookies and then like an hour later i'm like there's three left oh my god once one there one, there were seven, but I ate them. What do you bake, mainly? Cookies. My mom's not impressed, clearly. She wants to know more. What kind of cookies? Cookies. That is impressive.

Anything else? Wait, I want my mom to ask her about the Fanthrax. My actual Fanthrax, wait I want my wasn't gone you gotta ask her about ask her about the fan thracks so my actual fan thracks I own and operate

a gourmet popcorn store in downtown Kirkwood you love popcorn I'm working on a vegan cheddar would you like that okay Greg Warren

comes in all the time he's good friends with my dad he loves popcorn yeah he will bring it to like ever when he has a show in St. Louis

he brings a tin to the staff. Oh, wait, yes. We've definitely had your popcorn. Really? At places, yes. And I've been like, get that away from me. Well, get it in front of you.

I'm going to put your logo on one of the tins. I freaking love popcorn. It was, like, a problem for a while. Do you think, like, how do you feel about vegan cheddar? Just in general, like, would it be good on a popcorn? I think it would be amazing. I think I would probably have to eat it with chopsticks because that vegan cheddar does get like sticky on your fingers um i am so down for it in fact i think what i would do with

it is i would take um i would take like uh some kind of vegan yogurt and like i used to dip a spoon in yogurt this used to be like my weird kind of anorexic snack, but it checks out. It's legit good. Or sour cream. You literally, Fat Fairy sour cream, if you can find a vegan kind, dip your spoon so that it covers the spoon, not a big glob, and then you dip it in the popcorn and then you eat it and it's like has the cool and the crunchy. Yeah.

Is that weirding you out? No. Okay, so that's what I'm going to do with it. I've heard weirder. Okay, good. Trust me. Yeah, I'll even take some plain. Like just plain, no butter.

Yeah. Classic. Classic with it. Okay, good. Trust me. Yeah, I'll even take some plain. Like, just plain, no butter. Yeah. Classic. Classic with salt. We use a butter flavor, so it still kind of has a butter, but it's vegan, all the things. Great. Okay. As long as no cows were just even screamed at or, like, just cursed at. Yeah.

Okay. Amazing flavor. I'll eat whatever. All right. We got, like, 15. How did you get into popcorn? Someone reached out to me for it. I had just quit my job.

And then my dad owns a restaurant across the street from me in Kirkwood. And he's friends with this guy. And this guy was like, I'm rich. His name. And he's rich. And he was like, I want to travel internationally and have a refrigerator in his garage. He does. Has he been to the movies lately?

Yeah. And he invests in little, he has like, he's super smart and has all these ideas and was like, I want to open a popcorn store but I need to find someone

to do it. Is your dream like Shark Tank? Let's be honest. No. Like this seems like, hey sharks, have you ever been like tired of microwave popcorn?

You have to wait for the kernels and you got to wait one second in between kernels. Who knows how long one second is i know you don't mark wink and then you like what's your what's different about your popcorn than like literally any other kind yeah our kernels are the size of the top of this mic whoa that's an exaggeration but you know they're big they're big so people come in i mean if you come into my store and you walk in and you say oh wow it smells really good in here i'm just it's a popcorn store yes it smells good well you seem that way you have to go now eat a fucking cookie i haven't heard that today bitch and then they're like do

you get tired of the smell i'm like i don't really that today bitch and then they're like do you get tired of the smell i'm like i don't really smell it anymore and then it's oh wait no i have an idea yeah you want to smell my hair yeah i have an idea for popcorn what i have an idea for okay great okay you know the last you know when you used to make in the microwave and you'd have the ones that didn't fully pop they kind of popped and old ma What's it called? They're called old maids. Can you make that? I'm offended. I can take them out.

We've got holes. Don't name that after me. What? That's copyrighted by me. Well, put it on the shelf, the Nikki Glaser popcorn. But can you make those? How do you make them? They're just in there.

So whenever we dump out our kettle, they fall through. We have a table that falls through. So underneath, we have to clean it out every through. We have like a table that it falls through. So then underneath, we have to clean it out every day. And they just are full of them. Buttered popcorn, jelly bellies. Yay or nay? Like combined? No, just like how do you feel about the jelly belly flavor buttered popcorn?

What? That's a thing? Jelly belly flavor? Y'all know, right? It's the one you avoid. Yeah. Yeah. It's so gross yeah but jelly beans okay

i'm thinking i don't know what i was thinking was there a question my question was would you would i be interested in that would this vegan cheddar popcorn sound oh yes it would my bad for your question my bad i'm sorry i'm sorry that came off rude i didn't mean for it to come up rude i really didn't i i just was hoping there was a question. So are you going to invest? Yeah. Are you going to pay me for the massages and I'll give her the $700? Yes, I will totally take some of your popcorn.

Thank you. Yeah, no, I can't wait. Where is it? Kirkwood? Yeah, right on Kirkwood Road, like kind of near the train station. What's it called one more time? Kirkwood Popco. Sweet.

All right. Thank you so much. Thank you. Anna, right? Thank you, Anna. We're going there. That'sco. Sweet. All right. Thank you so much. Thank you. Anna, right? Thank you, Anna. We're going there. That's a real name. All right.

You got another fanthrax right over here, Nikki. Thank you. I'm pretty sure it's right back here. Alice and Lauren. That's amazing.

There she goes. What is my question? What is your fanthrax? Yeah. What's your fanthrax? What's your question? You just have to just ask her name. What is your name? Get to know to put that. Just ask her name.

What is your name? Get to know her. Lauren. Hi. Thank you. We do. My sister's name is Lauren. Go ahead, Lauren.

Okay. I know what to do. It's cuh time. We have a couple cuhs to share. Oh, my God. Cuh time. You know what cuh is, right, Mom? Cuh, yeah.

What's cuh? Come here, Mom. I just want you to describe what cuh is because I don't. I do know what this is. you and your girlfriends in high school your girlfriends no no no whoever was like trying to act cool and you guys would go oh that's good so the definition is when you're doing something to look cool so that other people see it and it's something you wouldn't do alone that's kind of what really makes it stand out and you just say to someone and it's a way to insult them without them knowing that you really are but they feel it because you

go and yeah and it just it's good so we love our collection of kids we do so what do you got for us lauren okay so the night before people get married, when guys or girls say, oh, it's your last night as a free man. Like, cut! Cut! That is a cut. It's so, because it's not true. They're going to get divorced.

It's like, get out of here. It's one of your last nights as a free man for a couple of years. She says that next to her fiance. I love it. Oh, yeah. And good luck to you guys. There are so many things

involved with weddings that are kuh. When are y'all getting married? You know what my least favorite thing is when a guy goes, this is the woman. I've been, I looked for this woman

for 35 years. And he's 35 years old. It's like, were you like a horny one-year-old like toddling around like where's my wife like give it like maybe start when you were like 15 i don't know when you start looking for but 35 years you did not come out of your mom's womb being like where my bitch is at like it's so weird to say like i've been on the lookout for 35 years. Cah!

Cah! Wait, when are y'all getting married? Next May. Oh, okay. Oh, you have plenty of time to end it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's great. Plenty of last nights. Okay, what else?

What else we got? I'm Alice. Hi, Alice. Hey, Alice. So Lauren and I both listen to the podcast every single day, and we always talk about different moments yes so one that's been coming up a lot is just on instagram people take the most universal liked things like dogs and coffee and make it their entire identity it's very

it's terrible things that everyone likes. And you know what it is? It's my thing. And I got this from my ex-boyfriend over there, Chris. He used to say it's white people because we don't have any culture. And so we look for identity. We can't be like, oh, it's like the homeland. Or like, oh, our struggle.

Like we've had none. So we're like coffee and like just like whiskey and tacos right isn't that we have no culture and so we look for identity and things everyone likes stop saying that your hobbies are whiskey and tacos those are nouns they aren't even adjectives or verbs is what I meant. It's so annoying. Cuh. Cuh. Wow, angry. It gets me so mad when people are cuh.

Thanks, girls. What else? I saw cuh. I mean, you see cuh all the time. You know, we talk about it, the car revving. But I won't even, I'll just go cuh. I'll just hear it. I won't even see the car. I'll just hear the rev. I'm in bed. kuh. Like, I'll just hear it. I won't even see the car.

I'll just hear the rev. I'm in bed, and I hear it. And I just hear, and I just go, by myself, just under my pillow going, kuh. I know, yeah. It becomes so therapeutic, and almost, you can't help yourself saying, I kuh'd my canker sores the other day. Like, I bumped them, and it hurt, and I was like, kuh.

Because I thought they were gone, and they were like, we're not, bitch. And I was like, kuh thought they were gone and they were like, we're not bitch. And I was like, yeah, like you're coming back. I could everything. It's so fun. Yeah.

I could a water. Did I drink water today for the first time? Oh my God. Congratulations. Yeah. And, and I swallowed it. I swear to God.

I said, I didn't say could out loud, but I go water. Like, like I haven't, like I was on an Island and I haven't had water. Like I haven't, like I was on an island and I haven't had water. Yeah. When's the last time

you drank just water? Sometimes water is so good. It's been a while. It was at the hotel I stayed at in LA because I, the mini fridge, everything,

I couldn't open. Like you could not open it no matter what. I gave it to a bunch of people that came over and I was like, you try this. And they were all women

like doing my hair and makeup but we could not get it open. So I had to use the tap and I said, water. Yeah. I definitely was like gross, but I just, I don't drink water either. I'm over being, hating myself for not drinking water. Final thought, like I can't, I used to get up in the morning in New York and I used to chug water until I was sick. And that's when I knew, okay, I'm getting enough enough water and then I can just like forget about it for the

day because my day I'm just not someone who's like I just love my Nalgene it's always with me and like I prefer water actually like I'm not people's whole personality is the the recycled water cup thing that you bring around ever heard one they always things drop in an airport? It sounds like gunfire. It's terrifying. Oh my god, yesterday, I don't mean to get weird, but yesterday I was on a

TV set, and this is just pertinent. There were tents everywhere, dude. I was just hanging out with Will.i.am and I Yeah yeah black eyed peas getting started um yeah so he ended up being really nice anyway i was intimidated by him at first it was my goal because me and my friend emile one we were going to the show in milwaukee

the other night and in the uber we heard uh i got a feeling tonight's going to be a good night. And we both were laughing about how that would be the funniest song to kill yourself to. Like, in the history of people committing suicide, there's had to have been like, tonight's going to be a good, good night. I got a feeling. Don't worry. Be happy now. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I get it. It's got to top the list. Yeah. It's a lot and my goal was to tell him that and record it for a meal just to have that like to like because whatever happens if he's like what the fuck that's funny because i've shared it with someone and if he laughs then that's even better and i never got around to it but um i did do an impression of halsey that made him like me it like

at first he was a little bit, and I shared this on the podcast today, but you guys are getting it again. I, we were hanging backstage, and he doesn't know who I am. I introduced myself to him, because he was like, where are you from? And I'm like, oh, I live in St. Louis.

And he was like, oh my God, wow. And I go, and I'm just like, I go, I'm a comedian. And he was like, oh, cool. Okay, okay, cool. And so later on, like, you know, 15 minutes later, he goes, so where in Canada? And I go, I know I'm from St. Louis. And he goes, but you said you were Canadian. I go, no, oh, my God, a comedian. Wait, you think I was just like, and I'm a Canadian.

And he thought I was a stand-up Canadian. I was like, it's much worse than that. But he was like a little bit, you know, these guys, when you meet super famous people, it takes a second to win them over. They're kind of like, I don't know. And then you do one funny thing and they go oh okay now I'm comfortable and thank god we were talking about different singing voices and they were all talking about how the new voice is just the vocal fry they're all every woman just sounds like this

like Billie Eilish and like even Ariana Grande I didn't really understand what they were saying I'm like Britney Spears was the first word yeah adele um and i go what about when girls sing like this and they're little babies and they want to get changed what if they want their papa and they're stuck in the crib and he was like this canadian's hilarious he goes are you a canadian and uh uh but he really liked it it was just like so nice to cut through just to have one thing that i was like i got him and then afterwards he was like you're really you're really fast like you're really quick like he said it later on when we were in this weird dunk booth and i felt so good it was so nice so that's just a brag and uh but it but i it wasn't even fast i was just talking like a baby

and singing like healthy and um but my point was we were on set and um i don't even know if you guys are going to be in the same mental space that i was when this happened but so get there okay so there's this one game you can get there so we were in this one game where you they play a song backwards and if you know what it is you have to like stomp your foot on this thing and it like it flings a microphone like an air pressure goes through a thing and it like it flings a microphone like an air pressure goes through a tube and flings this kind of rubber microphone and you catch the microphone and you answer the thing which at one point it was really funny because will i am was my team partner and i am not one to be like will no that's the wrong answer i was just like you go will so we were

losing very badly because he would like think he knew it like one time it was very clearly hey ya and I was and he stomped it and I was like yes finally we got one because Darren Criss

was cleaning up and finally we were like we got one and he just he holds it back and he goes bombs over motherfucking Baghdad

and I was like no you pitched like and you were like I feel like it's hey ya yes it's Hay-O. It's so funny.

But just the confidence of like, I'm a motherfucking man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a guy who hasn't been told no in a while. So anyway, he was honestly not like I would think most celebrities to be. And I hate to be one of those people like, he's different, you guys. He was cool because he was nice to me. But honestly, that's the only criteria I need for that statement. But at one point, I hit the thing. Or someone hit the thing.

And the mic, or no one hit it. And the mic just came out, right? Like out of nowhere. And the director of the show, you could hear the voice of God. They were on the mic like, okay, moving on to the next scene. She just goes, oh, misfire on set. Oh, boy. And I just go, and everyone felt it, but no one could say anything.

And it was just like this. It's been this weird thing where no one's make. It's not. We're not doing jokes. what not yet not yet yes um there will come a time maybe today i'm not about to you go it is very interesting what i mean i've written so many if anyone ever hacks into my phone, it will cancel me so badly. Because how does one handle tragic events? You make

jokes, especially about someone you already roasted. It's like, I was making, that's what we do. So yeah, if I get hacked, I'm really going down. But I got some nudes in there that'll save me but I think the

nudes are gonna be so bad that they're gonna be like oh you know what it's not that bad she's going through enough already yeah she already canceled her own breasts you know I'm not even kidding you I just closed my thighs and I heard my mom's voice say just kidding from my vagina.

Just kidding. All right, well, we got to close out the show. Thank you guys so much for being here. Thank you, guys. This has been an amazing live podcast. I think we'll probably do it again. I hope you had fun. Thank you so much for listening to the show and for your questions.

Thank you, Noah, for making this happen. Thank you, Joe's Cafe. Thank you, Andrew. Thank you. Thank you. And as always, don't be cur.

Oh, boy. And Jack of Bates. Jackalope. Oh, okay. I did Jackalope today, I think. It doesn't matter.

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