The Nikki Glaser Podcast - #14 Sugah, Bonah

Episode Date: April 14, 2021

Between you and Nikki it's a little tough to be sexy without being judged and relationship books with odd titles actually work. At last night's wrap party Andrew saw Nikki as a "fun little blonde", they both talk about having fun without drinking and Andrew has a full on transformation when he delivers the news that stops Nikki in her tracks. They also have a swell time digging into the Collection of Co'uhls. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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But it's a fun time over there between you and me, Noah. I feel free to post on there. It's almost like my like Finsta. What is Finsta? Like fake Instagram that some girls used to have where they would post like it was kind of like a before close friends or whatever you know where they would let you like only post things for your close friends um you would post like hot pictures of yourself and then

all your girlfriends could be like you look so hot and it was like for you to just like put out stuff you wouldn't put on your regular one um yeah yesterday i put a video i was just like in a bikini because we were at the pool after we recorded and then there was some funny content and i was happy to be a bikini and i just didn't want to like put on shorts and something to like make it and i'm like i really struggle with putting bikini stuff on Instagram because I was talking to my spray tan lady who came over yesterday because she has like an Instagram where she has a lot of that stuff up because she goes are your followers mostly men and I go yes it's like 69% men. No joke. Like no pun intended. And I don't put on my regular account and I don't put up like, you know, thought pictures. And I said that to her.

I go, she goes, mine is too. And I go, yeah. And I don't even put up like bikini shots. And she's like, oh, I do. And I was like, nothing wrong with that. I actually think I'm getting into it on my other account. Not because I want the fire emojis and I want everyone to tell me how hot I am. But because who cares?

It's like I'm like not – I have this like deep inner shame to be like perceived as sexy or like because if you're sexy that means you must be trying to be sexy and the only okay sexiness is one where you're like she doesn't even know she's sexy and then everyone allows you to be sexy in that way like it's like borderline it is that you can't I mean someone say being sexy is cool because you like are trying to be something and perceived a certain way. But there's like this, men don't seem to have a problem with women being sexy and like flaunting it. I mean, yes,

a lot of them are like, they always have dumb captions and then their tits are out. It's like, why are you following them? You're the problem. But most of the time it's other women who are like oh my god this is so sad and desperate look at her oh my god screenshots share it with my friends to like talk about her when in reality and i've talked about this before whether or not you want to do that there's a small

part of you that is angry because you can't do it not because you're fat or because you don't like your body or because you know it may be because of that you don't like your body you would never do it and so you have deep resentments for anyone who doesn't have a problem with their body but that's it it's like when I get mad at girls for being sexy it's because I'm jealous of the freedom they have to control the narrative about themselves and to be like because I'm so scared of someone calling me a whore thinking I'm a whore making me feel like oh people guys only like your comedy because they want to fuck you and then that makes me believe that and then it makes me obsessed with my looks because i don't want people to stop liking my comedy it's just oh it's just so stupid and um anyway i put a video up

yesterday and it was funnier than it was sexy for sure but i happened to be in a bikini it was very not something i would normally post um it was a very nice bikini it's carlisle's it's from target nice it's like my favorite one i spent like six hundred dollars on bikinis to come out here sorry kirsten who's listening you went out and shopping for me because i couldn't one day because i was too busy but all of those really don't fit and my nipples pop out and i had to wear band-aids over my nipples yesterday to wear this one top and then it just looked like i had band-aid nipples so that i was like why wouldn't my i'd rather someone see a nipple than be like did nik Nikki have like a bandage on her nipple?

Like what's been happening to her? So, yeah, Target for the win. A Target swimsuit that I stole from Carlisle for the win. Carlisle Forrester. Go follow her. She does a great Paris Hilton impression that she has online right now. My point is that I'm struggling with being perceived as sexy because I've been, I've had a lot of people in my past. A common thing that I hear is, Nikki, no more sexy for you. We're going to, let's just do comedy. You're funny. No, we're not doing sexy for you

anymore. Whether it was on my show not safe in which i had just gotten done doing nikki and sarah live on mtv where it was super sexy i got to dress like a barbie doll fake hair it was like i literally looked like a barbie doll it was really fun it was exhausting it's a lot of work and you're wearing short skirts and uncomfortable heels and stuff but you do feel like sexy and cool and fun then it went to not safe let's get away from that let's just be the girl next door which turns out to look like a girl without makeup and a bad haircut i resent every picture from that period of my life um i really i'm looking into having all the pictures from my not safe promo wiped from the internet because i just

don't like my face or my hair or my just style or anything but I was trying to appease people who wanted me to not be sexy anymore I've also had uh other like friends well-intentioned say no more sexy for you like that's it's such like it's a look it looks like you're trying thank you it looks like you're trying and we don't need to do that anymore let's and it's and i've always fallen for it and i've gone you know what i am you're right i don't need to be sexy we can just dress like shit and like guys can still like our comedy and it's like yes that's true but i'm not gonna be first of all all these people telling me this are in relationships I'm single and I understand

that like the way to find a man isn't to dress like a Barbie doll all the time but it kind of is you've read the book getting to I do which by the way Noah I told I told a couple people yeah I told this I told one girl on the island about this book she was just breaking up with her boyfriend

like of six months, a couple weeks, like a week ago. And she was really sad. They broke up. And I go, you need to read this. I go,

he's not the one, but read Getting To I Do. And I go, I gave him the gist. I gave her the gist. She had no idea about female and masculine energy in a relationship, the yin and yang.

And if this is all sounding very foreign to you pick up the book getting to I do By dr. Pat ellen or you can listen to sex with emily She had a really great episode on that that we listened to oh my god I would love for you to link the episode in our um, nikki glazer pod. That was a really good one Let's let's look up what it was called but that book so i just gave her the brief synopsis of it no this is a wild so i just go listen and if you don't know what i'm talking about seriously get the book getting to i do or listen to the podcast that noah is going to post on our uh nikki glazer pod story it was was her best of sex with Emily, best of hotter,

deeper sex with John Wineland from March, John Wineland, March 3rd sex with Emily podcast. It really gives like a synopsis of, of the whole, I would say very true theory that has worked for many of my friends that is presented in this book that Whitney Cummings originally suggested to me. I want to give her credit. I spread it throughout my friends. All my friends have read it. It has changed two of my best friends' relationships so massively. They would not be with the men that they are with today

who worship them and who are engaged to these men. I used to not like these guys and are like, they're engaged to these men. And I used to like not like these guys and be like, they're worthless. Get them out of your life. They don't deserve you. And now these guys are perfect for my friends. And I am so like happy and jealous of four of them. But so I gave this, we were hanging out and I told this girl, I go,

listen, there's a female and male energy in every relationship. A lot of times women are, the feminist movement has taught women to be very self-assured. And the woman I'm talking to is a badass bitch. She is intimidating as fuck even though she's the nicest person. But on set, she's like, really get shit done. And I go, you're screaming masculine energy and your job. And I wonder if he's masculine energy and you come home with this masculine energy. And it's just two, it's just magnets with the same currency, you know, getting unattracted

to each other. And she was like, interesting. And I explained a little bit and I go, listen, having a guy who has a feminine energy does not mean he's a pussy. It's like, I wish there was a different word for it because I call it yin and yang. Yeah.

So yin being the feminine yang gang got the Wang. Um, no, but most of the time men are the masculine and women are the feminine, but those roles can switch. I am a masculine energy woman in my uh working life and probably more feminine energy in my relationship but i'm still trying to figure it out and the reason i'm probably single is because i can't really figure out which one i am but once i lock into it and i find someone who is the opposite and make sure that those roles, if they ever

reverse, I reverse with them. So we're never the same, that it will be a healthy relationship that can last forever. Anyway, I just barely drew this outline for her of like mass. And I go, he might, he sounds like a feminine energy guy. She went and had a talk with him. They, they waited, I think two and a half weeks before they talked after they separated. She sat down with them. I go, the basics are, if you're a masculine energy woman, most of the time, girls listening, you're going to be a feminine energy woman. That's just most of the time.

I would say 70% of the time, you're going to be feminine energy. Never say the word, I would say 70% of the time, you're going to be feminine energy. Never say, never say the word, I think, only say, I feel. And you never ask a man how he feels unless he is on fire. You only say, you only ask a man what he thinks, a masculine energy man. However, if you're a masculine energy woman, you lead with, I think, you ask him how he feels. Does that make sense? If you're one or the other and you can take a test and figure out what kind of woman you are and what kind of person your partner is, this will save so many relationships. So if you're out there and you want to better your relationship or you want to dig one out of the dirt that you're like, oh my God, this guy got away. I would like it for us to be married.

This book works. Noah, any thoughts? Can we just let whoever is going to pick up this book know that we cringed so hard reading it. Like it's going to be very hard to read the first couple of pages without getting infuriated, but just keep going. It starts to make sense.

It all subsides. Yeah, I used to have a joke about it being being like you just have to be a handmaid the rest of your life if like because if you're a feminine energy woman you gotta dress sexy you gotta like or dress like showing your skin you have to be a lot of like yes dear like it's a lot of like just kind of it's it doesn't seem great but if you're i i am someone who's obviously doesn't want to lose any of my autonomy as a woman and i was trying to be a feminine energy woman i kind of loved it you don't make any plans you let the guy totally lead you literally don't do anything and the guys like get off on it i sent you i sent one excerpt that i was laughing so hard at from the book that I sent to you and a friend of mine. It said, um, there's this, so this woman that wrote the book is like 90 at this point.

Her name is Dr. Pat Allen. She does have a radio show, but one of the excerpts from the book was make sure he is not a binging sex addict, gratifying his feminine need. Okay. This is for a feminine man. Make sure he is not a binging sex addict gratifying his feminine need. Okay. This is for a feminine man. Make sure he is not a binging sex addict gratifying his feminine need to feel good at any cost. Even if the cost to both of you is AIDS. And this was written in like the nineties, I think, but it's AIDS is capitalized as it should be,

but it just looks like she's screaming at you. AIDS. She probably is. Honestly, she was on my radio show, You Up With Nikki Glaser. You can, wow. I think there was clips of it. Are there video clips? Yeah, it's on YouTube.

Dr. Pat Allen with Nikki Glaser. So some of these theories are covered. But if this is new to you, I'm so excited to introduce you to the world of Getting To I Do, the book that you have to read with a fake cover on it so that no one catches you with it. And you have to rip the cover off and order it, and it has to arrive in a discreet packaging like a dildo because it's so humiliating.

Yesterday, literally, I was talking about this book in front of guys, and I was just like, and they were like, what? I was like, can I just tell you later there's a couple guys listening, and it's humiliating. Andrew knows about it. He hates the book because I talk about it all the time. Let's get him in here.

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gives you content you won't find anywhere else ready to laugh and stay informed listen on the iheart radio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, buddy. Hey, pal. Yeah. Hey, pal. Hey, pal. Good morning.

How'd you sleep? I slept okay. Yeah? You know. We had fun last night. Did you say anything about the wrap party? Yeah, we can talk about it. We can talk about everything.

This show's fucking over. I can spill all the secrets. Just kidding. I can't talk about the show. Yeah, I signed an NDA too. Flavor Flav was cool at the bar. We can talk about that. We know that he's here. We've divulged that this show is based so Flavor Flav was cool at the bar. Yeah. Talk about that. We know that he's here. We've divulged that, that this show is based around Flavor Flav.

And it's a very exciting opportunity for me to work alongside him. And I think it's going to be huge. And I've been wearing a sundial around my head. No, we had fun. We danced. We're both silver. Last night was the wrap party. Here's the thing.

The show does not finish filming Until Thursday I believe Thursday or Friday I guess But we don't have Everyone's flying out right away I really did fuck my voice up Screaming for you god damn it

But We had the wrap party before The last day of filming so that everyone could get it in. The problem is you have to go back to work after you do embarrassing wrap party things, which we didn't do because we are sober. But we had a wrap party here at the place we're staying

at this dock where everyone kind of just saunters over and there was a DJ and there was dancing. It was fun. I had so much fun i feel like when you don't drink you can have just as much fun as people that are drunk but for me at least it gets old quicker so like when i'm drunk i could dance for five hours and sweat and fucking just get grimy and i just want to keep the party going when i'm sober i got a good 40 40 minutes of pure fun before i start going all right i did it well

here's the thing when you're drunk you're not really like having fun that five hours flies by you don't remember it you don't like remember what you felt when you're dancing the songs like and some people may be going yes they do but if a song gets you dancing sober and you're not someone who really dances and you really did a song excites you and a vibe on the dance floor or the friends you're with excites you so much to dance when you're sober that is so much more enjoyable than your five hours of drunk dancing it's the same same as sex. Like I used to be able to have sex so much easier when I drank, but now for me, because I was just like drunk. Right.

But now if I get horny enough, I get drunk. Like I legit feel that kind of like pull to do something that's like crazy that, you know, a sober person licking someone's face and then like making noises like, oh, oh, oh. Like you got to be fucked up on something. And it's like the chemicals in your brain being like, I want to have a penis in me.

And that's so much more exciting than Jaeger pulsing through your system and making you dance or make out with someone who you don't even like. So the thing about being sober is not that it's like so boring. How will I have fun anymore? When you stop drinking, you realize the things you thought you were doing that were so fun aren't fun and then when the things are actually fun you will do them still too and if you can't dance when you're sober then get over yourself and if you enjoy dancing but you just won't let yourself do it because you're worried what people are thinking no one's watching you and there is there's going to be a period if you do decide to stop drinking where everyone's going to go come on don't be a little bitch just have a drink it's

the same people who want you to get married when they're in miserable relationships the same people that want you to have kids when they're they have kids that they don't really like it's like join my party because i'm so i could never it's the same as nikki you need to stop dressing sexy um because i don't think I would look that sexy secretly. And I'm too ashamed to do it. And I've made some kind of weird stand where I'm not allowed to lean into being hot. And so I now want her to not look hot because I know that I put myself in a corner where I can't. And it's like, yes, you can.

Anyone can. It is funny when the guy that's like, don't be a bitch. And then I'll get hammered. And then late at night, he whispers in my ear, he's like, I kind of want to quit drinking too. Yeah, it happens all the time. What did you guys tell your friends when you stopped drinking the next time you went out and everyone ordered a drink and you didn't? Do you remember that? I quit drinking because I have a problem with it and I black out and it's making my relationships

with men based solely on drinking. And I just want to see what it's like without it. And probably I'm going to realize you all kind of suck because our whole friendship is based solely on getting wasted. And then I'm going to be around you sober and realize that after three drinks, you're loud. You only talk about yourself. You hurt my ears because you're screaming in them too closely. And I don't really think I want to be friends anymore. And yeah, that might mean that I don't have any friends anymore, but it's better than being friends with people where our friendship was

completely based on drinking a poison together that made us more mentally. I don't want to say that word, but have retardation of mentally because that's what it does do to you. I'm't want to say that word, but have retardation of mentally, because that's what it does to you. I'm not trying to be funny. No, I know, but you're trying to say it correctly. No, but that's what it does. It makes you stupider. It doesn't make you, the reason you get courage or the reason you get liquid courage or I'm just more myself, I'm more fun. It's because you're dumber.

You're a child again. Your brain returns to a state in which you don't have as much intellect or wherewithal. So, of course, you're going to be fair. You're an idiot. And I used to love drinking, so I get it. Yeah, no, but like to Noah's point about like, you know, what did you order? What will happen is like your friends unless you have like a really bad drinking problem or you're like a really bad alcoholic they think oh come on you

don't it's not that bad it's not for them to decide so that's that's for you to say you know i know i don't black out or i know i don't get duis but my relationships could could use help it's like say something cool like that. That'll make them all go, okay. Like, if your friends can't accept that, then they suck. Honestly, it's a great test of friends. And then people are like, what's your rock bottom? And it's like, unless you're having sex with a sewer and you wake up with-

Trying to fuck the it clown. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on, dude. It's like, come on, Trying to fuck the it clown? Yeah. Come on, dude. It's like, come on, just fuck me, it clown. But no, but unless it's something horrendous where you wake up and a goat is inside you or something, people are like, come on, dude, it's not that bad. And so it's like everyone wants to kind of justify...

It's all their own thing. Anyone who judges you about anything ever is because their own insecurities. But I want to get back to the wrap party. I do think though sometimes like I'm not coming. If you're drinking, have fun. I also don't care if people drink at all. Last night I go literally drink like there's no tomorrow and put it on my tab. I told that to my friends.

Because as soon as they get annoying, I will just be like be like babe i don't want to talk anymore and then i like and they forget that i was even like kind of maybe quote unquote rude to them which i wasn't but like anything in the moment that might be like wait what they'll they don't hear they don't remember the next day and i put them at ease the next day being like yeah you said some dumb stuff but i don't care like we all do or like move on what are we going to talk about yeah because i think that's it a lot because i feel like they're like why don't you drink so you don't judge me it's not like we were not yeah i think that like oh no i love when i smoke pot and other people smoke pot with me because then i'm like not they're not going to be like you're high nikki it's all like my own insecurity about people thinking i'm high

and now i just i'm like no i need my medicine some days and I don't care if people see me like sucking on an apple and I buy these apples to make pipes out of and yesterday Andrew ate an apple and I go did you eat one of my pipes and now they're just pipes a pipe a day keeps the doctor away

that's what apples are to me I haven't eaten an apple I've smoked out of literally 30 apples since I've been here. I make a new one every day. But yeah, the wrap party. Andrew, last night, the wrap party. I decided to like, Andrew went before me. I decided to dress like in clothes that I haven't been able to wear,

cute clothes I haven't been able to wear on TV because they're all like light colored and white doesn't work on camera as well. So I wear this, I like dress in short shorts and like fun sneakers. Cause I wanted to dance my little butt off and like a cute top. And like, I had like,

my hair was still like, hadn't been cleaned since I was at the pool earlier. It was just like big and frizzy and like lots of curls. And I was coming down. It's this long boardwalk leading up into the party. And Andrew was already there. And I see Andrew and my friend Robin and I'm like,. It's this long boardwalk leading up into the party and Andrew was already there and I see Andrew and my friend Robin and I'm like, yo, yo, yo, like dancing,

kind of like, I see you. Like I'm walking up alone to this huge party down this boardwalk. And Robin, my friend is like waving at me like, yeah. And Andrew's just kind of like, he's making this, I like realized that he didn't know it was me and I could see that he was like, almost like getting nervous. Like, who's this new girl like wait what's going on here like i saw his

male energy like hormones like kind of pulsing because he thought it was like a new girl coming in and i and i literally realized that i was like oh no andrew thinks that i'm like a new like a hot babe he can hit on because i looked different and And so I started dancing wacky so that Andrew would know. Like, don't sexualize me. Like, I literally started doing like a jig because I'm like, it's me, Andrew. It literally was this moment in our podcast yesterday when I said that the brother sees his sister in a swimsuit and is like, damn. And then he's like, oh, fuck. We laughed so hard because I got up there and Andrew's like, I didn't know it was you and i was like oh no and he was like i i go who's this what did you say i

don't know i was just like who's this hot new blonde like this fun little blonde coming to the party and then oh my god i've never been little in my life she kept getting closer and the closer and bigger and bigger and more foreboding and more angry at you for eating her pipes. Yeah, for eating all my pipes. Oh, dude, it was such a funny moment, though, because literally for five seconds, I never wanted to fuck someone more. No, don't say that. For 30 feet of that dock, boy. to that doc boy well i'll tell you the way that a woman feels on the other side of andrew's like nervous i want to fuck you energy from afar like well i've been around it so much that i know it

like i know like i've been around it when it's happening to other women where he gets like kind of like quiet and like kind of like looks and like it's kind of swaying back and forth and like trying to be like wait who is that like i'm, but I'm not looking because I'm cool. I knew it instantly. It was so funny because did you notice I started doing a jig as soon as I sensed that sexual energy radiating from your eyes from 30 feet away? I'm just fucking pumped that you could feel it from 80 feet away. My boy's got some sexual eyes. No, it's just like – because you, when you you see me you're usually like yo yo yeah and

this time you were just like licking my lips like ll cool j yeah yeah i was no but it was so fun last night because i i did lean into dressing like not sexy but just like young and fun in a way that i haven't dressed on set i was like fuck it i'm gonna just like lean into wearing really short shorts and like this shirt that's too tight yeah it was a great look it was such a fun look i mean if it turned me on then we danced all night long and we were dancing so sexy i was uh i was literally like grind not grinding but i was um twerking up against the the dock uh railing because i didn't want any guys to like try to insert themselves behind me as i was twerking but my friend robin taught me like Caribbean dances and we were just like, it was so freaking fun to dance and like, and dance with girls and like guys who I'm friends with and have no, like, I hate dancing

because I don't like when men are like, yeah. Oh yeah. But this was a way to dance. It was like sexy. And it was for me coming back to what I was saying before. Like I was being sexy because I felt sexy and it made me feel good. It wasn't like, yay, men want to fuck me. And so I'm going to feel better about myself. It was like, oh, I can be sexual and feel like almost sexual for myself. That's funny that you talk about dancing like that because, you know, I can keep a rhythm somewhat well where, like, it's like you didn't know me. Come on. Just hear me out.

I can move my hips a little bit. Yeah. Where if you didn't know me, you go, oh, that's kind of like an attractive man dancing. But I always lean into dancing so silly because I don't want to. Want people to think you're serious. Yeah, that I'm trying. So, but last night I actually went back to to because when i used to go on cruises i would like gyrate in a way where i knew it would get women's attention really without being silly

i would like damn sexy oh my god did it get people's attention yesterday no no no no no no a little bit yeah like but like i just felt it's funny i like felt free enough to try to like i did look somewhat like i didn't see her dancing um but i was doing the same thing like when i would catch someone watching that i was trying to get their eye i'd be like okay i'm gonna get like a little strippery here who cares and there's nothing wrong with it it's like my biggest fear is like someone being like nikki's trying to look sexy and she looks ridiculous but i was also like i be i'm i am like sexy and like i do i know that i do a good job when like uh i'm when i'm one-on-one with someone i can be very like i've been like you know lightly hooking up a little bit here and there if you haven't been able to catch the hints on the show and i'm are i'm in that like when i'm hooking up i am like a sexual

being and and much more free with my body than like the years i spent um being uh never been kissed drew barrymore 2003 whatever that i mean yeah i was grinding with a chair last night that used to be a move me and my buddy chris hill we would bring out a chair just any chair and we throw it in the middle of the dance floor to get attention because and everyone would circle around and then we would grind with the chair and like fuck the chair and like and then i would pull the chair over and spoon with it like that was my big move and cry and hold it yeah i'd cry and hold him be like mom yeah yeah and uh let's get to the news yeah let's get to the news though

you heard it here first yeah you heard it here first Tell them about your mom. Mom, call me. Yeah. Yeah. Let's get to the news. Yeah, let's get to the news, though. You heard it here first. You heard it here first. Yeah, you heard it here first. Oh, boy. I hope everyone's having a really fun time out there. I'm not being sarcastic at all. I really want you guys to enjoy your life and have a great day. Also, have all the swells.

Am I talking like it sounds sarcastic yes but am i being sarcastic no all right great stories today a 23 year old woman who only grew one breast says she refused a free boob job because she doesn't need to be fixed wow andrew i gotta applaud you on the delivery of that story it sounded like a story it wasn't just like mush from the last sentence that really didn't connect so people are like is he telling a new story like it was perfect thank you thank you that means a lot you almost ran out of air by the end of the story i did i did wait so this woman was born with one breast she was born with one breast oh no no no i'm sorry she was born with

one uh two breasts one was a d and one's an a it's called poland syndrome okay when one breast is dumber than the other haha polis joke okay uh one suffering horrible teasing at school now she hopes to inspire other women to speak oh look at that side boob that is her she has side boob from the middle oh it's so hot. As she was developing, doctors blew off her concern and told her it was a normal part of puberty. But yeah, so she has one A cup, one D, which to me, if you take the average, she has solid small Cs. Yeah. Yeah, that one D is really popping.

And the other one is like, that's interesting. As a woman that can have boobs that go from, you know, C's to D, double D's sometimes based on my weight and my period. Keep going. No, I can't. That's where it ends. I find it, you can see a perfect example of this in that photo of her it's like boobs make you look I don't want to be like make you look fatter as a woman and you don't depends no no they all they pretty much any girl who's listening knows what I'm talking about like when

you really like give into your boobs and make them bigger, like you look bigger in pictures on the top. But if you like, when I wear bras like this, that just like keep me flat, I can feel like tinier and like boobs sometimes make me feel, um, bigger. Noah,

do you know what I'm talking about at all? Yeah. It makes me feel like a more fertile, like when I wear the pushup bra with the padding, it's not fatter. Can bigger tits make your waist look smaller? But sometimes you're not wearing a shirt that accentuates your waist. So it's just like you're in a sweatshirt with big boobs

and it can make everything look bigger. I get that. So this girl, though, she wanted... People offered to give her a free boob job. She's like, no, I want to lean into, I guess you would call it a deformity. Why are people so interested in symmetry? Because it's

why we're attracted to things. It's nature. Symmetry equals beauty. We don't know why, but our brains perceive it as like, oh, that's good genetics. That means my babies will live longer longer less diseases like symmetry equals beauty i guess as a guy looking at a woman like if you had one smaller

arm than the other arm that would maybe but like if you have one great tit like you know like if anything's gonna be off it's the tits is i think double tits is a special thing though i think guys i mean they take one for sure but i probably wouldn't make the same decision that that woman would make but i really like that she's like yeah it reminds me of the sound of metal again of like just being okay with the sound of metal yeah yeah just like not trying to fight what you are yeah i mean i have the same thing about like, well, we were talking about that girl that wanted to get her chin done.

And I was like, I don't think you need it, but you probably will be happier because you've been thinking about this a while. It's a very slight procedure. It would make your face look the way you want it to. And if you're, you know,

people go, no, don't fix it. It's you. And it's like, okay, well then don't wear a mascara because your shitty blonde eyelashes that are short are also you. Okay, well, don't wear concealer

because that age spot on your chin is also you. Don't paint your nails because your shitty nail beds or your nails that are jagged don't need to be filed down because filed down nails are not you. So where does it end? I do like people that just embrace their oh it's awesome i love winnie harlow she has um she's the model with vitiligo the she's african-american but has like she's so gorgeous and leans into it so much and that is a skin disease that i'm sure she has been you know her whole life people are looking at her twice.

You know, wherever you go as like a little person or someone with like vitiligo that much or like a facial deformity. These are not, I'm categorizing the same thing, but something that where you go, even being an obese person, where you go and people could whisper as someone who was anorexic and looked like I got it out of Auschwitz. I was walking around and everywhere i went people whispered about me i knew when i walked into a room and i saw a group a table whispering of girls looking at me and then whispering it wasn't because they were like she's famous because i wasn't but it was i was famous on campus for being the anorexic girl and like you just learn how to like you either lean into it or you shut yourself away because you're so scared of the

anxiety of it that show t on tlc the thousand pound sisters i felt so bad for those girls that go out because when they go out to eat everyone's watching them being like wow look at how disgusting they're eating and it's like so sad so i try when i go out and i see obese people or i pass a person who's struggling to get down the sidewalk who's obese or someone in a wheelchair that's extremely deformed or I struggle with whether to look at them or not because I did hear one time that obese people sometimes feel like no one looks at them in the eye because people don't want to be rude by looking at them or a little person no one looks at them because they do the opposite you know everyone's staring at the person and I'm so freaked out by how they look I'm not going to look at them.

So I always try to look people in the eye when I have that instinct of like, don't look at them. Yeah. And just smile. You could look and smile. Yeah. There's also this,

there's a football player. I don't point left. That was a joke. There's a football player on the Seahawks, Seattle Seahawks, who has one arm, he has one arm and then a half of arm. yeah and he made it to the pros like it's unbelievable yeah and i have like two or three followers on instagram that are gorgeous with women with

with you know one arm or whatever and i think like yeah when i was younger i'd be like immature and like see it as like but i'm like wow that's kind of hot like i don't know like it's just like it's symmetry is fucking but like can we like try to get over i wanted to get a i want to get a shark to bite off my arm not like i don't want to get it but if it happened i would not be mad i know that it would be a very hard life to live with one arm and not like making it like oh it'd be so easy but i think like scars and like padma lakshmi has like an amazing scar down her arm yeah tina fey has a scar that you know she doesn't talk about how it happened but like any kind of like disfigurement where you went through something traumatic that's why people get tattoos to be like this is from my dead mom that was traumatic

for them they want to remember it i think that scars are like such a girl lost her hand on tick tock in a, uh, Oh yeah. I saw that in a boating accident. I saw that. And she like leans into it so much. It's like I was just so much reaching for a raft and then my hand flew off. Yeah.

I saw that. Let's get to the next story. Next story, folks. Hope you're still having fun. Uh, a new study finds that people who use Facebook as an additional source of news in any way,

we're less likely to answer COVID-19 questions correctly than those who did not. Surprise, surprise. I know. It's not really a surprise at this point. If you're getting your news from Facebook, you're probably not listening to this podcast. And you're probably bad at knowing facts. What is it about older people where they just, they'll read a headline and they'll just stop there and they'll be like that's the news that's fact because well because they've been conditioned that when they see a headline it's a it's news it's journalism because that's the way news used

to be i don't know if i would just world and you think it's just old people that are doing it not no no no no i was just i was just using that as an example but yeah just any yeah but a lot of old people though i think are conditioned that like oh it's a headline it looks like a headline and in my day when dewey won the primaries and the kid on the corner was screaming at me with the paper that was news like what was printed was news so like that and it was fact so i think they're relying on that still and they're people are stupid and i don't mean that as like i guess that is that that is a negative connotation but people aren't um very well educated in this country i think that um plastics and stuff in our food is making us dumber um it's like idiocracy. It's not people's fault, but it's because they're dumb.

And they're easily deceptible, which I'm easily, I don't even think deceptible is a word, but I fall for shit all the time. Yes, I'm gullible. I fall for shit all the time that smarter people than me would go, how could you fall for that?

You got fish, Noah, right? I mean, it happens to me all the the time i'll have an idea or an opinion on something and one person who i perceive is smarter than me will say two sentences and that will completely negate anything i ever thought of so we're basically all kind of operating under like and we're getting our news from friends who probably found it on facebook so i don't think i'm better than any of these people. I just wouldn't get my news from Facebook. Where do you get your news? Facebook? No, no, no. I get it from...

Okay. Well, that means you don't... No. I don't really check out the news. I get my news from Reddit. I go to the news. I get Twitter or from... On Twitter. I stopped getting my news from Twitter after watching The Social Dilemma and I realized, okay, I don't want a manipulated experience. I just want to find topics that I like and then go read everything I can about them.

Yes. I kind of ignore the news, especially now Trump's gone. You're in the Cayman Islands. I don't do things. I don't put things in my brain that is going to upset me, that's going to affect my current hanging out. Last night, somebody was telling me that the government is going to upset me that's going to affect my current like hanging out i was telling me that the government is going to make ufos they're already making ufos to

scare the populace into believing that ufos are real and that they're a threat and to scare us of them so that they can control us and i was like i don't need this bullshit in my mind because i can't control it so don't tell me conspiracy theories that will scare me. Building seven that I can't. I don't have control over UFOs or the government making UFOs. But that's good to know. And fuck. Also, the vaccine is actually a virus that they're putting in us that will kill us in 10 years.

10 years sounds like a lengthy lifespan. To look forward to. Let's get to the next story. Before we get to why would I care. Okay next story folks. A woman discovers her ex-boyfriend. Was her second cousin. After he bought her a DNA test.

For her birthday. I mean second cousin. That's not bad. You can do that. So I learned through our friend Rami Yusuf's stand-up, not through the news of any sort that I read, but that if you have sex with your first cousin, it does double the chances of your kid being slower or whatever. But the chances go from.0001 to.0002.

Yeah. It's very slow. Double sounds terrible, but it's, it's still under 99%. Same thing for any woman out there over 40. Who's like, Oh my God, I have to have a baby right now.

Your fertility drops when you get like, I think 36 or something or each age, but it dropped your fertility cuts in half or whatever. And it's, it's again, one of those percentages of like 0.0001 to 0.0002. So like when you hear like you have half as much as a chance of getting pregnant or like,

or like a sudden infant death syndrome doubles, it goes from like one in a thousand births to two in a thousand births. So that's not double sounds crazy, but it isn't as bad so fuck your cousin is what we're saying so fuck your cousin and uh but here's the thing you're not what's great about this this girl got the dna test for her boyfriend like as a like a fun like little gift and she's like wait i'm like kind i have the same name as your great granddad oh my god you're my brother and i'm sucking your cock like

it's so like 23 and me there's been so many stories like that with 23 and me of like people finding out that their dad isn't their real dad oh yeah or that their great uncle is the golden state killer that's how they caught that dude oh my god from dna so give your dna because they can trace serial killers uh in your lineage and it like helps them. Yeah. And I mean, I'm going to do mine. I'm sure I've had some second or third cousins that, that I get turned.

If they were walking down a dock, I would try to fuck. Oh my God. Seriously. Like we're like brother and sister and you were like turned on by me for like 10 seconds. Yeah. And if we had a baby baby it'd probably be pretty dumb because of me yeah yeah it'd be real stupid i gotta read the news because of all the cousin fucking in your lineage okay why do i care it happens we all fuck each other why do i care

all right katie perry's dress for american idol first live show makes fart noise sounds oh because it's latex yeah it sounds like but your seems to be all your clothes you've been wearing making fart noises too oh yeah that's just my asshole oh is it i thought it was your shorts is made of latex oh so her dress is making fart noises i gotta get this dress because yeah that's that would be an easy way to just yeah it's a great cover-up right yeah i mean that's an amazing dress i really like it um yeah i don't care at all Yeah, it's a great cover-up, right? Yeah. I mean, that's an amazing dress. I really like it. Yeah, I don't care at all. I guess it's like,

I don't know what to say about this. I don't care. You don't like her to begin with. No, that's not true. Oh, sorry. I love her music. On American Idol, I thought she was a little obnoxious, and I thought there was one clip

where I saw her sing a song that a woman was about to sing. The girl's like, I'm going to sing I Don't Know Why by Nora Jones, and they're like, go play it on the piano, to sing the girl's like I'm gonna sing I don't know I don't know why by Nora Jones and they're like go play it on the piano and while the woman's walking over the piano Katy Perry's like don't know why

I didn't call and it was just like why are you singing before this girl sings you're so cool like you're trying to be like great before this girl and give your little rendition before this girl sits down. And I just didn't appreciate that.

But I'm sure that if I ever met her in person, I would kiss her ass and try to be her friend. Because I actually, I've heard that Katy Perry is very nice to people she works with. Unlike other people that I idolize. Let's get to Collection of Kizz. Getting ready for some kizz. You let it work. Kizz. Getting ready for some K. Yeah. Hit alert. K.

So K. Oh, it's time for collection of K's. That was all my best friends from high school where we invented the word K. K is, I really love how much you guys have loved K, embraced it, started saying in your own lives. Yesterday I posted that a guy literally said k out loud and his wife then goes what did you say and he had to explain what co was to her after someone uh drove by like

like in a car and he goes k and his wife goes what and he explained it was it made me so happy that someone said k aloud well people have been calling out us for being good listen in ways that i don't think we're being i told you guys that i'm sometimes no one's immune from to being so when did someone say i was i remember this well someone said my dancing yesterday with my shirt off on that we put on nikki glazer pod was that wasn't it wasn't good it wasn't good at all no and you uh you talking to the cock wasn't because you were in a bikini. Oh, yeah. Someone said that was K. Okay. Yeah.

I want to address that. Listen, I was in a bikini just because I was, but I didn't post the video because of that. I posted it because I was playing with this bird, and the joke about a girl in a bikini feeding her buns to a hungry cock was funny to me. It's cool. Now, I have been K Um, it was funny to me. Not, it wasn't cool. Now I have been cut before and I'll take it. And I like when you guys suggest maybe I was cut. Do we have any cause that were sent in by listeners that we could verify as

cut? Let's see. Nick said MLM consultants. This is, this is a cut. What's MLM stand for? Um, multi-level marketing.

Okay. That's the, those are those like pyramid schemey things mlm consultants that are killing the game especially that one where everyone was holding up the you should be here sign acting like they made millions off of going on vacations agreed to get coffee with them to make these opportunities turn from cool to k very quickly okay people that i don't know if I mean it is cool just to like have a sign that's like

you should be here I don't know what that means that sign I guess that timeshare if like someone's at a timeshare and they're like well a lot of these guys they claim to have like the four hour work week kind of like oh I made money off of cross promotional bullshit and I'm here

and I can work from fucking essentially the Cayman Islands. Yeah. And not and not have to be in an office like you're bragging about. Yeah. You probably have a trust fund. You probably don't even make that much money. You're probably getting paid by the hotel. Yeah.

You don't have millions of dollars. It's like you drive a BMW that the that the company you work for gave you for free because you sold 10 Tupperwares. Yes. What's the one above that, Noah, that picture? Oh, okay. It was in response to the airplanes flying over your pool. Yeah, the airplane flying over yesterday was so good. This guy was flying a really low airplane over.

People say he was dusting for mosquitoes, but he wasn't. He was just trying to like – he saw us filming him, and he probably went back and forth like a dozen or so times really low like i said it was like came in 9-11 because it was like it was a smaller plane but it was so low i thought he was like kind of doing a joyride before he suicide uh crashed us but i was so after a while it was just like loud and annoying and kind of scary and um i posted a video of it on our instagram nikki laser pod and someone wrote said ha ha this reminds me of when you guys text and are like i saw you tonight when when guys text and are like i saw you tonight after actively avoiding you at a party i don't know why but it's the same energy totally that is so good if a guy texts you and acts like he hasn't seen you, if anyone's acting like they like,

oh my God, wait, what? You're right there. Like, oh, hey, like we've all done that, but that's cool. Here's another. Yeah. I mean, the interesting thing with that is like that guy can hit on a ton of different women and he probably didn't get laid and then he hits you up later to try to fuck you because he didn't. Yeah.

He struck out. Yeah, and he didn't want to waste his time in person with you, but later on at 2 a.m., hey, I'll fuck you. Oh my god. So cuh. Cuh. There's, I mean, everyone's cuh. Okay, Matt sent in, so my wife and I were in Portland, Maine a few years ago and a guy was driving up and down the main road in a convertible.

The Portland main road or the main road? Oh, the main. Wow, it's not easy reading stories. Yeah. So my wife and I were in Portland, Maine a few years ago. And a guy was driving up and down the main road in a convertible with the top down.

I don't know why this guy reading is sounding about a car. He was driving with the top down by himself, blasting Ace of Base the sign for the whole city to hear. He must have passed the top down by himself, blasting Ace of Base, the sign, for the whole city to hear. He must have passed this four or five times. That is the cur thing I've ever heard, but it's more like a cur from 1996

because that song is so not cool now that it's almost funny. That's what I was thinking. When I read, if it was a different song, if it was more of a cur song. But I saw the sign is not, it's almost funny. But if it's so loud, it's trying to get attention. It's like the airplane.

It's the airplane that flew over. I count it as a Kuh. It is a Kuh, but the song choice made it less Kuh. Yes. For sure. You know what I mean? What would be the most Kuh song that a guy in a convertible could be playing? It starts with one thing.

I don't know why. It doesn't even matter how hard you try. Keep that in mind. I tried so hard. People. Yeah. You wouldn't even recognize it anymore. Not that you knew me back then.

But I tried so hard. I mean, people that would drive. Did you ever have the guy that would drive around the movie theater with the lights under the car to spoiler blasting rap? And just back and forth. Me and my friends in high school at Fort Myers, Florida. It was where Ke was born in Fort Myers in the spring break of 2001. Or, yeah, I think we called it SBOY. S-B-O-Y.

SBOY. We were like, oh, we're so excited for SBOY. And it was Fort Myers. K was a... I mean, that was the... That was the year of K. We were in Fort Myers during spring break, and there was, like, guys in convertibles playing like, come, my lady. Come, come, my lady.

You're my butterfly. Sugar my lady you're a butterfly and it was the actual singer we used to say sugar boner because like these guys just had boners just driving around they were just like oh we got a lift from one of them we got a lift into town from one of them our high school selves jumped in the back seat of this guy's car what you know yeah we were just like going to town or like going to like talk to boys downtown or like try our best and we got in this car and it was like a slow drive it wasn't even like that wasn't like a dangerous thing to do it was like on this like main strip main is in the state and we were driving down and um my friend holla and all my

my friends that you just heard on the car thing we're all in the car my friend holla and all my my friends that you just heard on the thing we're all in the car my friend holla has a thing where she will pee if she laughs too hard like all of her people come out because she was born prematurely and she doesn't have kegels like she doesn't have muscles to contain her pee so if it starts it just start it just all goes one p it starts with one laugh it all comes out she tries to plug it with her heel, but she can't stop. So she can plug it with her heel. Keep that in mind. She can plug it up with her heel, but the second her heel moves and she has to get off the ground and move to the next location, the pee floods out like a dam breaking.

So my friends and I in high school used to try to make her laugh because if you got hollered at pee, it meant you were the funniest because it would only happen if she was hysterically laughing. So we got into this car, and we were obsessed with boners in high school too we would always be like we would always do an impression of a jewish mother telling a guide not to forget his boner we'd be like don't forget your boner when you go to the school dance it's raining outside make sure you wear a rain slicker for your boner put on some boots and a slicker like it was the dumbest thing my grandma used to literally she's a jewish girl she used to go yeah wear a condom it reminds me of that so she used to say that we literally put a slicker on your bone yeah we didn't even know what condoms

were when we were in high school we got into this car and that song came on you my butterfly sugar and we just started going sugar bon bona and the guy like was so confused and didn't like it that my friend holla started laughing so hard and she peed in his car and we were like peace and she just like peed in his car and we left it happened so many times holla shout out to you i know you're listening what was the first what was the first ever kid the first ever kid was a guy named john who was in my art class in ninth grade it was me and holla and uh we this guy would always be like yes smoked like five cigarettes this weekend and we got like wasted off some like my dad's mickelope ultra and like i don't know just like partied with some friends

like went to and we like knew he wasn't and we were just like you're cut like that is who said he kind of talked like that too he was like it's and we were like so it started out being a sarcastic yeah like that's so cool wow cool and then you do a peace sign with it you go cool wow that's really good and then it just got to like holla my best friend was laura holly on the field doggy team we started calling her holla and then it got into like holla was too hard to do so we started calling her hey so at the end it was just like hey do you want to go to the mall like it was literally her name's hey so it's all the same oh i love it dude i've had so many in high school i remember we you were good as fuck dude

we open oh my god i had this i have two moments one we opened up a liquor cabinet and i was like oh you got jim beam like i pointed out my god liking any liquor is kid i'm sorry my buddy was like what did you just did you just like shut the fuck up no yeah yeah yeah he could and then my other you'll love this story so i go i had i was senior year and my dad my dad you know my parents were divorced and i did not my dad was never that cool but like i thought i got to the point where i could just be like yo dad have a couple buddies over i'm gonna i'm gonna buy some beers and we're just gonna drink upstairs and i go to my buddies i was like let me just talk to my dad real quick and i go to my dad

i was like yo dad i'm gonna bring over a couple cases got some friends over just gonna drink upstairs he's like no you're not he's like no you're not i go no dad it's gonna it's gonna be like like i tried to be so cool and my dad shut me down so hard like very confident energy of a guy that of a kid that had a good dad but you're you didn't even know your dad well enough to know he wasn't cool that is the saddest part dude that is the saddest part oh my god did you ever have a final thought what did you try to do that was cool you've had to have i mean i was so much like we would smoke cigarettes we would i would pretend like to like even like my drinking days of being like, I love

a vodka soda. Like whenever anyone's like, what's your favorite drink? People who have favorite drinks, you're so lame. I'm sorry. You only like drinks because I mean, I get it. Like, oh, I love Chardonnay. I don't. And I, wine enthusiasts are always like, I can't tell the difference.

If you did a blind taste test between Chardonnay and red wine, they were same room temperature. You would not know the difference. Wine connoisseurs. It's been proven. Watch Adam ruins everything. Alcohol is a lie. It's a poison and you add flavors to it to make it palatable. Just like you do meat,

but no one really likes raw anything. Like I know you're like, I like sashimi. You put soy sauce all over it and wasabi. Like you have to dress it up cause it's gross. Yeah. Catch up on a hot dog. Yeah. Well, hot dogs are delicious because they're packed with other stuff that isn't just meat it's not raw meat i love when we have a thing where where i agree with you and then

you know actually i'm sorry i can't allow it i can't allow it but anyone is just like i love a good maker's mark on ice anyone who has something neat yeah and you think you're cool because or oh you know what the ultimate cool thing is is a bartender that like shakes it like so aggressively like and does like you know like muddles things and like likes i know that there is a whole artistry in that and i'm losing listeners who like love to have like specialty cocktails but you're so good just drink a fucking uh heineken i know you're like it's gross all alcohol is gross drink whatever you want but like you only like i will only believe people like things if they're super sugary because sugar is actually good it is so funny when people are like they're like oh what's the taste of

what's the tropical umbrella and then you get it and then you're at the bar you're like the tropical umbrella it's good I've never had a tropical umbrella but anyone who drinks hard liquor over rocks or neat you are cussed if you convince yourself that it's delicious I understand drinking it

because it's nice to sip on something that slowly gets you inebriated and you're like sipping it I get it but you telling me that it tastes good, you're so full of shit. And by the way, coffee, also black coffee does not taste good. It's signaling your brain that you're getting caffeine,

which is a drug. So your brain is convinced that that equals good taste. And I like the way, I convinced myself that I like the way coffee tastes too, but you're lying to yourself. It doesn't taste good. It's a drug. When I was drinking a lot though. You drank coffee for lying to yourself. It doesn't taste good. It's a drug. When I was drinking a lot, though.

You were kidding. You drank coffee for the first time. You didn't like it. When I was drinking a lot, I could tell the difference between Grey Goose and a shitty Ivaca. Oh, my God. The plane's back.

That plane is back. Ke is back. Okay, final thought. I just wanted to close up what I said before. I told one of our friends here. This was in my opening part, but I was telling one of my friends about that book, getting to,

I do. Cause she was breaking up with her boyfriend. I go, you might be, I go, he might be feminine energy and you might be bringing in your masculine or like, you might be like mixing energies.

And she had a meeting with him. I didn't think I said this Noah. And she just, the basics I gave her of that book. She's like, he went from like deaf meeting up with me and being like, I want out no question. And she didn't even want in or out.

She was just like, this is how it goes. And she kind of, she thought from a place of, I think rather than I feel, cause she was trying to be in her masculine energy. Cause she sensed that he was feminine and he ended up being like, I want to be with you.

And like giving her saying all the things that she finally needed because she treated him as like this feeling person, as opposed to this like man who needed to be respected for his thoughts she was like he's the woman in the relationship not meaning like he's a pussy she's like he fucks me so well he's so i'm so fucking attracted to him as a man he's so masculine in terms of like i'm but when i treated him the way like usually women are defined as that role of like being like more feeling. Can you give me like a detailed example? He was feeling neglected in a relationship because she works too much. So he wasn't feeling like she was being like, how do you feel, babe?

And like he wanted to be like cuddled and have his feelings met. He's emotional. Yeah, he's emotion. He's emotional, whereas most men aren't as emotional as women. Usually women are the emotional ones. But a lot of times women aren't the emotional ones and men are the emotional ones. And she just finally acknowledged that and started catering to his feelings, listening to his feelings. And he went from showing up to this meeting of being like, we're breaking up, to having his feelings heard for the first time in a relationship because she's been fighting that and not letting them in and he like did a 180 he like she said Nikki it was like

honestly it was like magic and I go I'm not kidding you every girl in my like the way this book and these methods in this book have worked for my friends it's like magic it's like the impossible becomes possible with these men and I'm not kidding you girls out there listening to me There is one guy in particular that I had literally blocked on my instagram I was kind of wishing that he would maybe pass away because he was ruining my friend's life because she couldn't get over him because he was just like this drug that she kept going back to and he would like Totally treat her like shit and like not because he was a bad person But because he was a bad person but

because he was so flawed and misunderstood and i was so mad at him and i wanted him out of her life i was i hated when they whatever he would waft back in you know that kind of guy i would have done anything for him to like get married and stay out of my friend's life or like die tragically but like in a way that like didn't hurt him and it was like very quick um and now this guy is one of my favorite people of all time he worships my friend he um is one of my good friends and i can't even believe i ever thought of him that way and would have never predicted that he could be such a loving partner to my friend and it's all because my friend used the methods in this book to better her life and get what she wanted a relationship and she's not faking anything she's just better understanding herself and others.

Okay, I'm glad you said that because I think it's important to reinforce that it's not asking you to change who you are or to not be yourself. Not at all. She actually encourages women to ask for what they need. It's just to achieve balance in your relationship. Yes.

So again, the book is called Getting to I Do. I really recommend it to everyone. Is there any chapters on seeing like a really close friend that's like a sister on a dock from 80 feet away and you want to finger them and then you want i'm just asking if there's any chapters on that there is one it's called chapter 11 bankruptcy which you'll be filing if i fire you and you have no more income because you are saying things. Can you treat me like I'm more emotional? Can you be nicer about what you just said to me?

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