The Nikki Glaser Podcast - #144 Gives Me The Gigs

Episode Date: December 3, 2021

Between you and Nikki, she enjoyed Roadrunner: A Film About Anthony Bourdain much more than the new Beatles doc. Andrew signed his new lease and they wish Brenna a happy birthday. They talk about the ...dynamics between the Beatles, how Get Back may have not existed and Ringo doing nothing. Andrew speculates that Anthony Bourdain's pain started after eating a cobra heart. You Heard It Here First, zodiac readings cannot determine favorite sex positions, phone pals from dialing the wrong number and Tiger Woods is not coming back full time. In the Fanthrax segment they get some clarity on autism, dealing with pain and a twist on a children's song. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:03:25 Hello, everyone. Welcome to the Nikki Glaser Podcast. How are you today? Oh, it's Thursday. Man, this has felt like a long week of shows. I've liked it, but I will say that it feels never-ending. I don't know if anyone else feels that way after the holiday break. Oh, it's probably, you know a you know whenever
Starting point is 00:03:45 you feel like a day is a different day like doesn't this Tuesday feel like Friday it's one of those things where everyone agrees with you do you ever notice that Noah like whenever whenever you feel like a day is a different day and you say it out loud people agree yeah it's like we all have a common um circadian rhythm system i don't science words um how are you this morning noah this afternoon good how are you this morning you know it's definitely the afternoon and um oh yeah and we're starting late because i cannot stop sleeping i can't stop sleeping I'm kind of like weaning myself off a um an antidepressant because I just want to come again oh I'm just like Nikki so I'm we I'm responsibly weaning through a plan that my doctor has not approved, but that I Googled.
Starting point is 00:04:45 And I've done this before with like literally I've been on every single antidepressant you could list since I was 18. And I always do this where I now I'm just skipping days. But I think maybe that's a trip. And I think my P-Rod is about to come. And I think that always sends me into this, like, I just am filled with sand. My body just cannot get up, and I just want to keep going back to sleep. And you know that I've been listening to that sleep podcast by Sam Harris and that other guy that studies sleep, who talks like this and is a very hypnotizing sounding man and he talks about sleep and he says if you wake up in the morning
Starting point is 00:05:27 and your alarm goes off and you still could go back to sleep that means you're not getting enough sleep and i was like damn when he said that i don't know why that i keep sharing that factoid with literally anyone that will hear it. And it's because I just think that obviously it seems like, oh, that's so obvious. But it's just so, and I overuse this word. I got to come up with a new word. It's ubiquitous for Americans to hit the alarm and go, oh! You know, like that's the start of every rom-com is like a sloppy hand on a alarm clock going and it's like it's a beautiful morning and then a girl gets up and she's like single and sad until a man comes into her life and then everything works um so but I it I have no fear of few people
Starting point is 00:06:26 that just like wake up and are like, it's time. And if you do, you have good sleep hygiene. Do you feel that way about the alarm clock, Noah? Could you keep sleeping? I feel like I'm filled with sand too, as you put it. I've been trying to go to bed at a decent time and I just keep i
Starting point is 00:06:46 keep waking up after five hours and then i'm up and then i'm so tempted to go on my phone yes and i'm not so you know it's supposed it's like the phone mimics daylight so it's a bad idea to do it but it also helps me like all the scrolling helps my eyes roll back like roll to the back of my head to yeah and all the times that all the things you see that make your eyes roll right exactly so it does help god yeah that's true but man it's um i want to get one of those sleep trackers and i can't get to the end of this fucking podcast it's like three and a half hours long and so at the end of the podcast when you listen to it i just they are so smart that if i'm not paying attention fully focused like meditating on my breath it's almost like meditating you know if you are someone who
Starting point is 00:07:32 meditates or has you have to focus on your breath and only that and then when your mind wanders you come back to the breath well this is like the breath but if you lose focus you miss a chunk of information so then you got to go back so i just i've listened to the same thing over and over because i just have this obsession with getting all the information and they're too smart so i can't get to the end but they do talk about sleep trackers and which ones are the best one and i'm gonna get one because i want to start like knowing what's going on um i don't have luigi on my lap today um he is at my parents house because i'm going to san francisco and portland this weekend two shows in portland one in san francisco um but i do have
Starting point is 00:08:13 another pet that i just want to get really quick that i see because i couldn't find it this morning i couldn't find him this morning and then i saw him when i started podcasting. Hold on. Once again. Okay. Come here. Come here, po-po. Oh, there's my good boy. Oh, there's my po-po. Oh, there's my good boy. There's my Roomba. Oh, there's my po-po. He got tangled in some cords. It's so dumb.
Starting point is 00:08:38 This Roomba. Ew! And it's like I'm hugging a vacuum. What is this? This joke does not pay off. And it really just got me so dirty god damn it rumba fucking hate you i'm gonna beat my rumba could you get in trouble for that um not yet yeah someday the robots will be sentient and they'll remember which one which one
Starting point is 00:08:57 of you why do robots always talk like this when they become sentient and they decide to kill you i don't know the same guy is that sleep guy. I, yeah, I've been having terrible nightmares and just wanting to go back into them. I'm just, I'm a little bit of a slug. And I was supposed to go do a Reiki session later on with my friend slash voice coach who does Reiki, which which is all you just lay on a fucking bed and she makes sounds around you and doesn't touch you it's fucking great like she just hits gongs and like does all these swirling pots and like these little crystal like you know uh what are the wind chimes and shit it's so good but um i was supposed to go at two and i just canceled it because i wanted to wake up early this morning and get so much done before the podcast um i was supposed to go at two and i just canceled it because i wanted to wake up
Starting point is 00:09:45 early this morning and get so much done before the podcast but i was i couldn't even finish breakfast because i'm just so slow um but i'm feeling good as i'm talking and um i watched i went to my parents house last night to watch the beatles documentary have you seen it yet noah are you a Beatles fan? I think they're okay. They're my dad's favorite band, so I like them for that reason. Same. But not, they're my dad's favorite band, but I do love them, and they send the same kind of chills through my body when I see them perform or see something new or hear something new that I get from Taylor Swift. They were probably my first first first first obsession and I think it was a way to like connect with my dad but I was also like really had a crush on them and um yeah I just I love them a lot and
Starting point is 00:10:36 I was excited about this documentary oh boy is it a lot of nothing, if you ask me. Oh, really? And as a Beatles fan, I know that's probably sacrilege to say. But it's so, it's tedious. Is anyone with me on this? Like, I've only watched the first episode, and we didn't even get through that because it's two hours and something long. But it's one of those things you can put on and talk through the whole thing because there's no plot. There no um story you need to follow it's just watching it's bird on the it's fly on the wall watching band members talk and it bugs me because i am very fine-tuned
Starting point is 00:11:18 to reality shows where they pipe in audio where there's not actually that being said in that scene and that's what happened here because they had to and they tell you it happens you know they said they have 150 hours of audio and like 90 hours of video so they're using audio and putting it into video that where it didn't you know this audio occurred somewhere on these premises in the same condition so it's not like so insincere to do this because these we know that this happened but it bugs me when someone is supposed like it's george talking and they show the back of his head and his head's not moving at all when you talk your head bobbles a little bit and these i'll just i can sniff out when audio isn't matching the video immediately.
Starting point is 00:12:07 I'm very, like, I can do it in movies and TV. I can do it in reality TV. It happens constantly. I'm just a cynical viewer of stuff. And so I just know when things are being faked. And there's so much of that in this documentary because they have to. And they tell you beforehand that is what they do. They try to recreate it as as like honestly as possible but they are telling you like there will be some places where audio and they say that they only use art they only use still images over the audio
Starting point is 00:12:36 that has no video i call bs um but it's just a bunch of guys and andrew was like pay attention you're gonna love how they just talk in shorthand like they just have a secret language and i'm like yeah yeah it's 60s british it's just it's 60s british it's a different language because they use different words like grotty instead of like to mean something i don't know they use they're because andrew today was like did you hear the secret language i'm like and it's British it's just some people with a British accent in the 60s you know if you hear people talk in the 60s with an American accent you'd be like oh this is
Starting point is 00:13:12 kind of weird because there's different words and you know if someone hears someone say that's lit 40 years from now 50 years from now you'd go oh wow they have a secret language no that's just what people said. So I think that was what was going on. But boy, was it a snooze fest. And my
Starting point is 00:13:31 dad and mom were, they'd already seen that episode. So it was nice that I could just talk over it. We can just hang out. But at one point, I was like, can we shut this bitch down and pull up Taylor Swift on SNL? Because you guys haven't seen her yet on that and so i made them watch 10 minutes of taylor swift on snl and i tried to film it on my instagram because i thought my mom was gonna say something funny during it or just be like she's so great like i just thought she'd get some commentary but they just sat in silence the whole time i don't know what that meant and um my mom just wanted to know what she wore for it when i was talking about it yesterday. But then also last night,
Starting point is 00:14:10 I got home from watching Get Back at my parents' house. And Andrew had rented that Anthony Bourdain movie. And it's so good and heartbreaking. And he's kind of an asshole. And such a dark soul. Like, not a dark soul, but like so negative. Definitely was a heroin addict. He, you know, he was a junkie. He recovered.
Starting point is 00:14:32 He became a huge celebrity. Became a chef. Poured his addiction into that because he quit being a junkie cold turkey. He didn't, you know, find a program. He didn't go to rehab. He didn't have like a, you can't just quit. There's a David, not David Cho. David Cho's brother, who's an artist in the movie, is also a junkie. And he says, you know, I always talk to Anthony and I said,
Starting point is 00:14:57 how did you quit heroin cold turkey? No one I know has ever quit heroin cold turkey. And he had this whole story about, I looked at myself in the mirror and I just didn't want to be that anymore and I just saw a future for this man that's all well and good but like you will put it somewhere else unless you develop up like if you unless you have work around it and have like a support system which he did not have he was always the theme of his life was alone um and this guy this artist was like i remember believing him at the time but now i realize he just put it into other things and you could see all these chapters of his life where he got obsessed with certain women he got obsessed with being a father he got obsessed with jujitsu like obsessed with jujitsu
Starting point is 00:15:44 his camera ops were like i don't even know jujitsu and obsessed with jujitsu his camera ops were like i don't even know jujitsu and i would i'd go anthony i don't want to hear about fucking jujitsu anymore i spent i've never i don't know anything about jujitsu and you've talked to me about jujitsu for 150 hours and his wife his second wife got him into it and she goes i i love jujitsu and she goes and as as everyone knows anyone who does jujitsu becomes at one point unbearable to be around unbearable and it's like why i don't get it noah why is jujitsu this thing that you everyone just gets addicted to it right yeah it's really hard to explain unless you get into it but you just become like punishingly
Starting point is 00:16:27 obsessed and all you want to do is talk about it figure out your game figure out the little technique that you can adjust to get better it's just it sounds like it's very people with like addictive personalities are there a lot of heroin addicts or like you know ex-cons type people in jujitsu a lot of um you know there's some sports that attract or things that attract um junkies like being chefs there are a lot of chefs that are junkies because it's just such a high pressure fly by the seat of your pants make quick decisions kind of thing well he was trying to explain it like with how jujitsu or his wife was like it just moves so fast and you have to make you have to wiggle out of situations very quickly um and make decisions on the fly like it's almost like it was
Starting point is 00:17:20 kind of like what he wasn't because he stopped being a chef once he became famous. Gladly, because he was like that world was, you know, abusive and, you know, backbreaking and soul crushing. But I think he missed that kind of running around. I really related to a lot of it, to be honest. They said he was always rushing everywhere. He was rushing into a situation. He was rushing out of it although there was one quote he had where he was like um there's you know there's nothing worse than mediocrity like mediocrity is the most disgusting thing you can be or something like that and I was like oh my god that is that's my biggest fear is that because I know that there
Starting point is 00:18:04 are times where I just don't have the energy to be as good as I can be that's my thing is like I have the potential to be as good as this person that I think is the best you know like I know that I could be this is cocky I if I applied myself and only worked at it I could be as good as the best comedians out there. Like, or whatever. I really could. Or the, you know, because I do believe it's all about practice
Starting point is 00:18:31 and about, like, discipline. That's what talent is. And there is something to having a kind of brain that is good for these things that I've chosen to do. But I just don't have the energy to do it. And so I feel like if you don't get to the top potential of what you're you're like um the the highest level of how you could perform then you're mediocre then you're like taking less but the truth is that I don't want to get to the top
Starting point is 00:19:01 sometimes when you reach that level, you sacrifice everything else. And I have to remember these people that I look at that I'm jealous of their life or like their success or their skill or their talent that there are actually in the end, maybe they are operating at a 10 in terms of joke structure and joke formation for the jokes that they're doing.
Starting point is 00:19:23 But because they're not living a life outside of that so that they can reach that 10, their material always stays on this surface level of never, they don't reach a different depth of material. So, you know, Bob, you know, I might only reach a level of seven for, you know, accuracy and meticulousness and like having this joke carved out perfectly where you know a jokesmith or or someone like like I could look at it and go
Starting point is 00:19:53 that joke is airtight there's nothing wrong with it they've squeezed every little piece of juice out of that topic those are the comedians I admire but when I fail to do that it's because I want to go take a nap or because I want to go watch a show or hang out with a friend or fucking do nothing and I think those moments although my jokes maybe never will get past a seven in terms of the 10 that I could achieve I will the subject matter and the things I talk about I would rather have someone talk about stuff that matters to me and that connects with me on a soulful level and reach a seven than things that don't and reach a ten so that's what I have to remember and that's just for me today to get through uh any self-doubt I have but I did cancel my Reiki session. And I did, um, my, my voice teacher is
Starting point is 00:20:48 trans and, um, was trans woman. And, uh, I, she recently asked me if I would teach her how to do her makeup. She's my age and transitioned like five years ago. And it's so like you would never know that she had transitioned she just presents as uh you know a woman to me um and she asked me to teach her to do her makeup we did it um one time and like it was so different than what she's used to that she was just like like kind of shocked because when you first put on like a lot of makeup you're like what the fuck but she did love it and she looked beautiful. So I went and got her all this. I was like, I need to get you like a kit of just the simple things.
Starting point is 00:21:28 So I have all this makeup I want to give her that I bought her. And so I'm probably going to just have her come get that or I'll do another tutorial, but I got to figure out my fucking day. Oh God. Got San Francisco tomorrow. Early flight.
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Starting point is 00:26:37 Brenna's birthday. It's Brenna's birthday, baby. I miss you. Kiss you. She's literally 10 feet away. How's it going? It's good. We just filled out the application. We're going to be neighbors.
Starting point is 00:26:56 Jackpot. Oh, I got to send my lease renewal. I forgot to do that. You get kicked out of the building. That would be hilarious if I have to leave and you're still here. And you take the apartment we really wanted. I wouldn't take that fucking small shithole.
Starting point is 00:27:12 That's our dream house. I haven't seen it yet. That's our dream house. Yeah. So I finished the Bourdain movie. I don't know if that's the... Why did you not watch it all? It is the one.
Starting point is 00:27:27 It said 2013. Really? I think that's like an old document. I don't think that's the one. No, it's not. They have it all up to his death in 2018. Are you sure? I watched it last night, and he dies in it,
Starting point is 00:27:40 and he wasn't dead in 2013, so that would have been very prophetic. It's 100% the one where... you watch the beginning of it andrew and they're talking about him committing i know but then i literally put it on yes i put it on today and i could have swore it's at 2013 i was like oh my god we've been watching no an old documentary no why did you wait stop it right away you just got bored yeah oh okay a little birthday love making not on the couch yeah yeah to the bed nice um i finished it it was i mean i was sobbing at then it was so good i can't wait for you to uh finish it yeah i'm excited i mean i hope he doesn't die uh yeah i mean he's he's gone oh yeah yeah I'm sorry I thought you knew
Starting point is 00:28:25 I thought it was like speaking of things I haven't seen I've never I'm going to see Ghostbusters tonight I didn't even know there was a new Ghostbusters
Starting point is 00:28:30 who's in this wait what like with all the women no there's a new Ghostbusters is that right or are they just bringing the old Ghostbusters back no I think
Starting point is 00:28:40 I think there's a new one I'm looking it up right now why don't I know anything about movies I don't know there's a new Spider-Man coming out I up right now. Why don't I know anything about movies? I don't know. There's a new Spider-Man coming out? I didn't know about that. I don't know about any of this shit.
Starting point is 00:28:48 There's been 8,000 Spider-Men. But I always know when those things, at least I don't see them, but I at least know they're coming out. You know, it's like in the ether. Yes. I mean, I don't think so much. Who's in this Ghostbusters?
Starting point is 00:28:58 Paul Rudd. Oh. Okay. In that case. Who else? And then old school Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd. What? Oh, okay. In that case. Who else? And then old school Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd. What? Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:29:09 Yeah, because they're in the original. Right. I've never seen the original. Can I see? Okay, Ernie Hudson's in the original. Can I see this Ghostbusters without having seen the original? I'll probably be the only one in the fucking theater who hasn't seen the original. And I know that's a bad part of my personality.
Starting point is 00:29:23 You'll be fine. But I was just scared as a kid yeah i didn't like ghosts i did that slimer thing scared the fuck out of me the guy in the painting scared the shit out of me yes i knew enough that i look like your dad a little bit oh okay he's like very blonde hair and my dad doesn't have blonde hair he did get back get back you know what i love about the get back thing? One thing I noticed. So John Lennon is late to one of their practices. Okay?
Starting point is 00:29:49 He's, they're like, Ringo's like, I'm always on time. And Paul is like, Ringo, good old Ringo, always on time. And John is at the time snorting heroin at night, my dad said. My dad knows a lot of extra details. Sure he did. The old man in the painting. No, he was, because my dad also said last night, he's like, Julian Lennon said he watched this documentary
Starting point is 00:30:12 and said I have a whole new appreciation for my dad. I go, you just said that he's snorting heroin, dad. And he goes, oh, well, he's only doing that at night. I'm like, well, he's, I wouldn't want to watch my dad as an addict and feel closer to him, but maybe, I don't know. So it's, which way is it? Is Julian Lennon seeing a new side of his dad that he loves or is John Lennon a heroin
Starting point is 00:30:31 addict? Because you can't have it both ways. Well, maybe he saw daddy at home and not daddy at work. You know what I mean? I mean, he saw daddy at work. I'm just saying like, thinking about my life, like you see daddy at home, they're fighting at home. They're, they're angry at home.
Starting point is 00:30:46 Yeah, you didn't see the process. I didn't see daddy saving cancer lives. To be honest, your dad was maybe kind of fucking at work, too. Yeah, but he was only when he would do heroin, which is Tuesday, Thursday. But his patients never knew. My grandpa was an eye surgeon, my dad's dad, and he did some meth back in the day to get through surgeries. And also, when these guys, when it says in the beginning of Get Back
Starting point is 00:31:12 that the Beatles would play in the court when they were the quarry men and they would play eight hours a night. Did you see that? No, I haven't seen that part. Yes, you have, because it's the very first opening scene. When you say you watch something, you don't watch it because you're on your phone. just don't believe it anymore who knows anymore there's no way
Starting point is 00:31:29 you watch also an eye surgeon on meth it's pretty scary no they they all were back then amphetamines they meth is pretty much like you know a very extreme form of add meds so they were just it would make them focus to be able to work do surgeries for hours and hours and hours I mean they gave it to the Nazis like people get fucking worked on
Starting point is 00:31:49 on meth before it starts to rot their face and their teeth I got into a whole subreddit last night there's a nice window with like very
Starting point is 00:31:57 like you could probably you could cure yeah you could there's a subreddit called like where people talk are all meth users and they talk about meth
Starting point is 00:32:04 like it's like it's weed culture. They're just like, got a fucking new meth pipe today, and they're all smoking meth and talking about it. What's the best way to smoke meth? I haven't slept for eight days. Is that too long? They're like, keep going, man. It's this supportive community of lucid meth users.
Starting point is 00:32:23 I use lucid in quotes but they they're writing like interesting things they're all like they all they all go like oh i have a shift at my job people are just doing math yeah don't do math by the way don't ever do math no we're not promoting but people some girl was on there and was like hey i'm thinking about doing math for the first time and they're all like so start start like this. And it's like, what? She's 19 and you're telling her to start with meth? You need a starter kit. You start with this Adderall. You work your way up.
Starting point is 00:32:50 Yeah. I mean, that's how. But it's. Anyway, my grandpa was an eye surgeon who was definitely on meth when he was working. And the Beatles used to do. They were doing meth, too, when, or like a form of it. You know, it wasn't like the meth we know now, like hillbilly heroin, but they were doing meth when they, because it says the Quarrymen played eight, the Beatles were so good when they debuted and became, you know,
Starting point is 00:33:17 in 1962, 63, and they became the biggest band in Britain. And then they came over to the US. They were so good because they put in their 10,000 hours. They had been playing as a band since they were for for like three years they played eight hours a night for three like three or four years five years now i remember that eight hours a night in that little white yes in that little um i forget the name of it people are very drunk and loud and disorderly like they had go, how are these guys so good? Because the hours they put in, if you don't put in the hours, you're not good. And it's like, that's what no one ever sees is all the work that goes into being that good. We just go, these young boys from Liverpool, how'd they get so good?
Starting point is 00:33:55 It's like they sacrificed, not sacrificed, they loved playing and they did a lot of math to get it done. I just feel like when watching that doc, I didn't feel like they were like they were like good friends but they were like paul was constantly like saying i'll just go off on my own then i'll go off on like he said it like 15 no george did but paul said it too if you paid attention i empathize with paul because everyone else is just like no paul seems like a worker oh we could do it this way oh i'm gonna do it it's way. Oh, I'm going to do it. And Paul's like, we got to make a decision. And you guys need to stop playing so we can realize what we're doing for a second.
Starting point is 00:34:31 Yeah, that scene was pretty intense, wasn't it? Yes. I feel like a Paul a lot of times in which you're the enemy because you're the one going, guys, we need to do this. And everyone goes, oh, taskmaster. And he's like, but at this time, Brian Epstein had died, their manager. So that is a manager. They always had someone steering them
Starting point is 00:34:50 and telling them collectively as a group, guys, you all have to do this. And if you don't do this, you're like, you know, pretty much their boss. And this was a rudderless ship. I like when they talk about him. They're like, he helped us so much. He told us to
Starting point is 00:35:05 wear suits and we wore suits yeah and that was like the whole example but it worked like the blacks and white suits with the haircut everyone the same yeah it worked i mean that those paul mccartney you could tell i and john but like whatever they're all brilliant in their own right but paul mccartney really stood out to me in like granted it showed like he came up with those singles but like he's on another level of just like of creativity yeah and and i love how they were like we're gonna simplify everything and then we can make it yeah which is interesting yeah because as opposed to the other way well obviously with music i guess you can't yeah you have to, it's the same as, like, a joke. Like, okay, the bones of the joke are, you know, I start with, like, a one-liner.
Starting point is 00:35:50 And then from there, you can build to, like, a bigger concept. But, like, oh, okay, this thing's funny. Instead of tackling when comedians go, oh, I got to write a bit. They see something that, like, me or you are doing, and we've been doing this for fucking forever. And young comics are like, I got to write a bit, bit like a four minute bit about shoelaces and it's like no just write one joke about shoelaces and then go to the next topic like don't don't make yourself crazy even like when i'm trying to write a song sometimes i'm just like i'm it's too daunting to write a whole song but it's's like, write a bad song.
Starting point is 00:36:25 Just write a bad fucking simple song, like Alligator Boy. Yeah. And then Alligator Boy could become this like, you know, it could become. Or it could have just been Island Boy, which blows up. Sometimes simple is better.
Starting point is 00:36:36 Oh my God, Island Boy. Sometimes simple is better. I saved a Reddit post of Island Boy guys getting fucking booed. Booed. Yeah. I know, you probably saw that on TikTok. I live in Miami. Yeah. By the way know you probably saw that live in Miami.
Starting point is 00:36:45 Yeah. By the way, everyone that goes to live in Miami is a fucking cheese dick. So I'm actually on the island boy side. I was totally on their side. Those poor guys bombing their faces off, which their faces look, they've already been bombed off cause they're covered in tattoos.
Starting point is 00:36:56 It looks like ash. It looks like their hair as the wick. Yeah. Yeah. I will say though, that the coolest part about the documentary that i've seen so far and i've only watched i didn't even finish the first episode before i was like let's turn this off and watch taylor swift um oh god last night was so funny at my parents but i um
Starting point is 00:37:16 so john lennon's late to rehearsal and it's ringo george and paul and they're all waiting and paul is just playing a bass which obviously only has four strings and he's playing it like a guitar and he's like fucking around on it and they're at this point they're 12 days out from performing this concert that's like the Beatles are back kind of thing
Starting point is 00:37:37 they're doing this, the whole documentary is them writing within they have like 20 days to write. They write like 15 songs. 15 songs. Something crazy. And learn those songs,
Starting point is 00:37:49 then perform them live, which ends up being the rooftop concert that was their last concert before they broke up. John's running late this morning because he's probably like fucking hungover. And he's always late. And they're all just kind of waiting around. And Paul picks up the bass and just starts like, just like fucking around. And they're all just kind of waiting around and paul picks up the bass and
Starting point is 00:38:05 just starts like like just like fucking around and they're all kind of like talking and schmoozing drinking coffee and then all of a sudden he starts like doing this riff and out of that riff comes the number one single from that album get back and if john would not have been late we might not have get back which is so cool to think that like if john would have been there they not have been late. We might not have get back, which is so cool to think that like, if John would have been there, they would have been like, okay, let's get back to,
Starting point is 00:38:28 let's not get back. Let's, let's move forward with this song we were working on yesterday. Move forward. Move forward. I saw that clip. Jessica was a man who thought he, or it was a woman who thought he was a,
Starting point is 00:38:44 something. So did he come up with the lyrics because i saw that clip it was like just amazing to see them creative like that and just like so like free form so do you think he came up with the lyrics also at the same time he came up with the riff he came up with some of them i have to watch it again the lyrics are always so interesting because i don't know what songs ended up on this album versus songs they'd already done. And sometimes during these rehearsals, they will just play. They will start singing their other songs that we know and love.
Starting point is 00:39:14 And sometimes they're working out the rudiment. They'll kind of transform songs that we already know and kind of like fuck around with them and make them sound different, just noodling around. And you go, oh wait, is that the beginning stages of that song yesterday? You go, no, no, no, they're just playing yesterday to warm up. And then sometimes it's a song that ends up on this album that isn't created yet.
Starting point is 00:39:37 So you don't know where, I need to know like which songs are being tracked out at that moment. I also want to know. The lyrical process is insane because they're writing it all on paper. There no phones the number one thing you notice about this no phones no water bottles fucking insane when yoko ono is looking down she's reading a book or she's writing on a notepad or she just has to stare and watch them yeah like that's the wild thing about
Starting point is 00:40:00 this is no phones and no water bottles the water bottles thing you will once you open your eyes to it and see no water bottles you'll be like whoa a water bottle this world i didn't even realize it and their their color scheme in the background for a lot of this is the same as our background of this it's the same two colors it's so cool i i wonder uh what was i gonna say shit sorry Shit. Sorry. I forgot. Lyrics. I think there was probably some joke about yesterday was written also because John was late that day too. You know it started as scrambled eggs. Do you know that was it? Those were the filler words.
Starting point is 00:40:34 Because sometimes when people are writing songs, they just put in, you know, like. I like that. Yeah, scrambled eggs was the first thing. And also, let it be was oh no that was from um sesame street they did a cover of it like letter b letter b letter b letter b um um yeah i i i appreciated the doc but yeah i just love thinking of if john lennon would have been on time we wouldn't have get back oh this is what i wanted but also if he would have been on time what song could have happened that didn't happen you know it's vice versa what about this would
Starting point is 00:41:08 have do you think as a band because they put in so many hours up top made them great but it also you get sick of i mean that's a lot of time together so would the beatles have lasted another few years no if they didn't put in so much they wouldn't have been as good if they didn't get that time in and they were young and and when you put in that kind of the thing is they got sick of each other because they all got egos because they got famous yeah and they all got resentful of each other because you know you saw it in kind of almost famous the front man yeah they debut the t-shirt and the guy in the front and all the guys are blurry in the background it's so funny um and yeah i mean you could see
Starting point is 00:41:46 george had a huge chip on her shoulder at one point apparently during this apparently during this um daring this um documentary george quits the band and just walks out and you don't even know it it's so subtle because george is like so george has just monks sitting around just taking up space and john lennon's, who's that old man over there? It's like a 20-year-old guy that's just a monk. He's like, who's that old man over there? All right, guys. Ringo.
Starting point is 00:42:14 Ringo doesn't do anything. Say a word. Ringo is so. I love his eyebrow, by the way. Very cool eyebrow. You know, there's something to be said about guys who don't get involved when two people are fighting and just like kind of stay back and say nothing. But it's also like pick a fucking side and have i wanted so many times ringo say something it was incredible how he just said and ringo's mouth is always open when he's drumming i love ringo but do i i don't know i mean i just love stalky i think it's impressive
Starting point is 00:42:41 that he didn't say a word you know what i? It is also funny that if someone leaves the band and because no one really talks to them or thinks of them, no one really recognizes them. Like, I'm out of here. And it's like, when did you leave? And Yoko just sitting there. I came back. The ball's on Yoko to just sit there like she's a Beatle.
Starting point is 00:42:58 What about when she was screaming? And someone told us that story. Oh, no, I haven't seen that clip yet. We've got to look that up. But I didn't see the part where she's screaming. But she was screaming in The Beatles. Let me just tell you, I recommend. God, I hope people out there like The Beatles.
Starting point is 00:43:10 Yeah, The Beatles documentary, if you're not a fan, I'd skip it. But if you are, if you're not. You pretty much got everything. If you're not a fan of Anthony Bourdain, still see Roadrunner. It is really great and very interesting about addiction and just a guy that was always going to die
Starting point is 00:43:26 at some point he just couldn't and when you when they ask like what did he die of pain he just died he couldn't take the and he someone said in the documentary if he would have been in that hotel room where he killed himself if someone else would have been in there he would have murdered them someone was gonna die he just was alone and so he killed himself because he was homicidal as well. I think it's probably because of that cobra heart he ate. You know what I mean? Yeah, I couldn't even watch that scene. If I ate a cobra heart, I'm murdering everyone in this room.
Starting point is 00:43:56 Cobra heart sounds like a 80s single from a band, a hair band. Called Heart. Me and my cobra heart. Let's get to the news. You know, it actually first was written as Cobra Fart. Not many people know that. News. It's pretty crazy.
Starting point is 00:44:12 You're here first. So what else is going on? You're here first. It's Thursday, folks. You know what that means out there? It is Thursday. Hope you're having all the swells. Hope you have a great weekend.
Starting point is 00:44:24 We're going to be in San Francisco and Portland. Two different cities over there. All right. Yeah, two shows in Portland. Did you know that? Yes, we have to have a tight schedule. I know. I heard it.
Starting point is 00:44:36 I heard it already. I know the drill. I've been scolded already. Through text form. But we love him nonetheless. Yes, he very much cares about the show. And thank God someone does. Yeah, thank God we have one person.
Starting point is 00:44:54 If you're coming to the early show in Portland, it will be a tight show. You will get a full hour of my stand-up, but the rest of the show will be tight, tight, tight, tight, tight, tight. And yeah, and there will be a hook just in case okay the best sex position okay listening for each zodiac sign oh i'm out i'm out i was listening and now i'm out oh come on i'm so sick of zodiac signs i'm sorry everyone i'm out on zodiac signs but but this is still fun you get to say that you know more about yourself just know that zodiac
Starting point is 00:45:25 signs just tell you things you already know about yourself and you go whoa that is me it's like but you already know you so why is this impressive well here's the thing if you're reading your zodiac sign you're saying that's me go down read all of them and they're all you yeah we should do a blind zodiac thing with someone we should call someone who cares about this stuff so much read all of the charts and say which one is you which one's you
Starting point is 00:45:48 and they're gonna go um don't get it right actually I know I resonate with Gemini but my moon is Gemini
Starting point is 00:45:55 rising in Jupiter so that actually is actually me because I was born at 1146 on a Tuesday and there was three clouds
Starting point is 00:46:02 in the sky and my mom had on sandals and I was three clouds in the sky and my mom had on sandals. And I'm not that intelligent. But sometimes I look up at the... No, people, there's so many intelligent people that believe in this stuff. Oh, stick with the first thing you said, Nick.
Starting point is 00:46:16 No, I was, I honestly do. I used to think people that believed in this stuff weren't intelligent until so many of my intelligent friends believe in it. And so I just go, okay. Alright, so Gemini... It's not for me. You're Gemini correct? Yeah. Okay you get bored quickly so to keep things spicy in the love department
Starting point is 00:46:32 you use positions that involve some acrobatics and don't combine them to one space. No. Take the standing spoon for instance. If anything I do not get bored. I love exactly what I like and I want to just do that every time. So it's eating oatmeal while getting your ass eaten.
Starting point is 00:46:48 Yeah. Eating oatmeal is a euphemism for getting my ass eaten, because that's the only thing that's coming out, too. Oatmeal. Callback. Ham drip. It's something. Okay. You start out making love up against a wall, then you move to a table, the floor, a chair.
Starting point is 00:47:04 Okay. Look, they didn't get mine right either. This is going to hurt my backbone because I'm always on my back and my spine will get hurt on tables. Whenever I fuck on a floor, my spine always gets rug burn because it juts out like a stegosaurus. And I don't want that.
Starting point is 00:47:17 I want to be on a bed. I want to be laying on my back. I want my legs around my head like I'm a baby getting changed. I want to be blindfolded and I want things put in my holes. I want my legs around my head like I'm a baby getting changed. I want to be blindfolded and I want things put in my holes. Oh, that's interesting. That's a secretariat.
Starting point is 00:47:30 That's a secretariat. I'm a total sag. Oh, I'm a sag. Sag. You're a vagetaurus. Okay, what? Wait. Wait, read Brenna's.
Starting point is 00:47:41 No, so my mom Aries. Okay. So it's legs being on top. No. I like bottom. I like my legs around my head, a baby bottle in my mouth, and a blindfold on the back of my head. I don't want my head.
Starting point is 00:47:55 I don't. You just want to look like Rambo. All right. No, no. You know me. I like bottom and I like the reverse cowgirl where my legs are around the woman. So then she could get down very deep and not get too far up to get off. Not to get off, but to physically.
Starting point is 00:48:13 Now, is she where her legs again? She's inside. She's sitting. Yeah, sitting, facing that way. So do you help her bounce up and down with your hands? Yeah. What is propelling her? What is propelling her? Just you?
Starting point is 00:48:27 You're lifting her? Yeah, I'm lifting her and she's squatting. Oh, I don't know where her feet are. I don't see her feet. I'd have to ask her. Maybe she's just levitating. No, you can see if she's squatting or not because she needs to propel herself in some way.
Starting point is 00:48:40 If she's just laying like this, with her legs straight out and bouncing, you can't get any leverage to bounce. That's a good question. Bretta! She went to get a pedicure. Wait, what month is, what is today's month? It's December 2nd.
Starting point is 00:48:55 Okay, so what would that be? Does anyone know? I don't know. But she's not even here to corroborate if she likes that position. Oh, she likes when someone other than Andrew has sex with her. That's what it says. She's actually a Sag. Oh, she is a Sag.
Starting point is 00:49:13 What is a Sag, Noah? Do we know? Okay. They have an affinity for flexibility and adventure. Putting a twist on a common sex position is a way to go. Case in point, the corkscrew. In this position, the receiving partner lies on their side with legs bent, facing away from their partner,
Starting point is 00:49:32 who stands at the edge of the bed and enters from behind. Ooh, I like a corkscrew. That's pretty on point. Maybe they are on the same thing. Listen, who doesn't like a corkscrew? You just lay there and be in a ball like you're on a diver it took me 40 years
Starting point is 00:49:50 to know I could stand up when I fuck maybe I was on a bed you know what it was I realized what it is I never had a bed not on the floor so I couldn't stand up oh my god that's so insane whoa whoa dude and your bet is really low anyway
Starting point is 00:50:08 no this one's high you'll check it out it's high okay all right i'll believe you because i had to put stuff under there for my studios dude i've been just giving the best thing ever is just to give like i recommend this to women so much what is it let your guy just lay back and fucking relax and just give him a hand job with a bunch of oil and just talk just talk like a slow hand job with like no no goal and just talk about life and just like talk to them and like get just do whatever you want while you're like giving the massage Maybe act like you're a masseuse and be like, can I just kiss it? And they go like, what? Just do like a –
Starting point is 00:50:50 I literally did that last night. It's the best. I acted as the masseuse. That's great. It was funny. I went in the bathroom. I knocked on the door. I go, are you ready?
Starting point is 00:50:58 I went through the whole thing and then I go, is it okay if I touch you here? Is this in lieu of buying her a massage for her birthday? She touched my penis. I go, what are you doing, ma you here? Is this in lieu of buying her a massage for her birthday? She touched my penis. I go, what are you doing, ma'am? Yes, that's what I do. It was so fun. That's what I do. And then I kissed her vagina.
Starting point is 00:51:13 I was like, oh, I think I went over the line. She's like, yes, you did, sir. Yes, it's so good. But honestly, it's just a great way to connect and you don't have to do any, and just use a ton of lube. Use massage oil and lube. And it makes your life so easy.
Starting point is 00:51:33 You don't have to fucking spit all over it. And if you don't want to. And if you just have dry mouth. You've got to use lube. I always used to roll my eye when these ladies. These sex positive women. Like sex with Emily would be like. Lube is your best friend. gotta use lube i always used to roll my eye when these ladies these sex positive women like sex with emily would be like lube is your best friend i'd be like shut up about lube but it truly if i
Starting point is 00:51:52 am so mad in my 20s that i didn't use lube it's like it is just the best thing you can add to sex it doesn't mean you're an old menopausal woman just please get yourself some lube girls i swear to god it will change your life and guys will not judge you for it they don't care yeah it's changed my sex life it's way easier to fuck yes um okay a florida woman who dialed the wrong number inadvertently spawned a friendship with a rhode island man that has lasted more than 20 years oh my god so this woman gladys who's now 80 god we we got to bring back that name gladys yeah it's a nice one kept dialing the wrong number at first it was just her saying oh i'm sorry and she's really southern very hospitable polite i'm so sorry child and then she hangs up
Starting point is 00:52:37 real quick said mike who was on the other end one day he sparked the conversation i guess she kept calling the wrong number and learned that gladys went through a divorce and also lost her son. During that time, I was downhearted. And he felt my sympathy and everything and lifted me up. Cuties. After years of communicating via the phone, the friends finally met the first time over Thanksgiving. Aw.
Starting point is 00:53:01 It's just like this. That's adorable. You know, it's like one that text exchange from that guy and that woman. Do you ever see that? And they spend every Thanksgiving together. Oh yeah. Yeah they've been doing it forever. And it was just a random number. Yeah it was like a random text mistake.
Starting point is 00:53:17 And it was like oh what are you going to bring to Thanksgiving? It was some kind of I don't know. It was a wrong number situation but with text. And then now they always spend Thanksgiving together. Interesting. Have you it was a wrong number situation but with text and then now they they always spend thanksgiving together interesting have you ever done a wrong number thing and gotten to know anyone or or had some fun with a wrong number text or i had a guy calling me for a little while and i i just would never pick up a wrong number because it could have been a beautiful story i know yeah now who picks up a wrong number i mean the fact that this this
Starting point is 00:53:45 happened 20 years ago that makes sense this would never happen now this happened because you see a wrong number and you go what the fuck is this oh yes yes also i mean why'd she keep messing up i don't understand well she like she had an older number in her like she mind she was trying to reach her sister whose area code was 401 but she dialed area code 410 constantly and she kept reaching that guy that's so cute so it's a whole different you know there's actually a story a sports story that just came out yesterday these kids started a basketball chat like with their group of friends high school kids and they got one number wrong and ended up being a football player who plays on the Bucs,
Starting point is 00:54:26 Tampa Bay Bucs. And so then they FaceTimed. He ended up in the FaceTime, and they're like, holy shit. Oh, my God. And then Tom Brady ended up on there. Gronk ended up on it. All on this like. That's hilarious.
Starting point is 00:54:39 Yeah, it's really fun for them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I sometimes get people faking like they're messaging me like they get my number and then they pretend like they they they have a they have a fake text that's like hey i'll be at rehearsal later i'm sorry i'm running late um it was just really i was writing a lot last night and i had to save a kitten on my way to they'll make them sound sound like a huge fucking hero so that i go it's a wrong number but that sounds so cool and we should be friends and they fucking know it's me and they do this this one guy
Starting point is 00:55:16 used to do it all the time and he kept would kept writing and he would be like wow it's a wrong number and i and i knew what he was doing so i was trying to give him the the idea that he was thinking it was working because i was like wow you sound like a really cool girl or like i said something like no i just kept him going a little bit and he kept on saying these fucking lies about his life and how interesting he was and he's like man i mean like this is such a random thing like we should keep in touch what do you do and i'm like yeah i remember oh it was such a these guys are such sociopaths. It reminded me of that Reddit girl that just, like, created a, or the TikTok girl talking about all the lengths she went to to reach a guy or to make a guy jealous.
Starting point is 00:55:54 I just love the idea that it was just, like, the nicest guy ever who just, like, this woman. It was a liar. Like, you're like, fuck you. And it's just this old woman. This guy was, should have found him because I would have just liked to just, you know, oh man, I wanted to match with this guy on one of these dating apps when I was on those and was swiped right on him just because he was like, you know, Trump is number one, God over everything.
Starting point is 00:56:20 And I swiped right just so I could, I was going to remember I was going to write him and be like, hey, I present as a a liberal but like truly trump is my god and like let's meet up and just like watch him meet up with me and then fucking just watch him i don't know i just want to see these people in real life even though they walk amongst us yeah it would be great as how if he's like so hot like wear your best trump shirt and i'll know it's you kind of like you've got mail which i made you watch the other night and fast forward which was perfect yeah i would be so great of the trump guy was like like devastatingly handsome yeah and you were just like okay you know what let's just like listen i'm into taylor swift people don't understand that yeah yeah oh my god i don't know it's uh yeah i made you watch you've got mail the other night
Starting point is 00:57:11 yeah i i like the fast forward version i think that could be an app hey let's just here's the things scenes you need to know and i would go to the best scenes i'm like okay so before this he knows he knows it's her she doesn't know it's him yet boom what i really realized though which a lot of people bring to my attention about my favorite movie you've got mail is that he's lying to her throughout the whole thing because he knows it's her it you know what this lady looks a lot like kathleen kelly what yeah kathleen kelly she's a beautiful woman uh why are we talking about kathleen kelly well if you don't like kathleen kelly she's a beautiful woman uh why are we talking about kathleen kelly well if you don't like kathleen kelly you're not gonna like this girl why because it is kathleen kelly
Starting point is 00:57:51 that was dazed about my favorite scene is him seeing that it's kathleen kelly before tom hanks does and the thing is once tom hanks realizes that the woman he's been talking to online is kathleen kelly he doesn't tell her that he's the guy and then goes on to befriend her. And then they become great friends. She kind of falls in love with him, but is still holding out a place in her heart for this guy she's talking to online, which he's still talking to her. He's a fucking liar the whole time.
Starting point is 00:58:18 Yeah, he's the guy that's talking to you on your telephone. He's the same man. It's wild that he, like we never get his reasoning for why he does that and just doesn't come clean right away. Yeah, I wonder why. Well, I don't think. Well, maybe we skipped the scene
Starting point is 00:58:32 where it explains that. Yeah, yeah. Jumped around a little bit. I have some more scenes of that movie to show you. It is my favorite movie. Let's take a quick break and come back with Why Do I Care?
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Starting point is 01:00:13 What if you asked two different people the same set of questions? Even if the questions are the same, our experiences can lead us to drastically different answers. I'm Minnie Driver, and I set out to explore this idea in my podcast, Minnie Questions. Over the years, we've had some incredible guests. People like Courtney Cox, star of the infinitely beloved sitcom Friends,
Starting point is 01:00:36 EGOT winner, Viola Davis, and former Prime Minister of the UK, Tony Blair. And now, Minnie Questions is returning for another season. We've asked an entirely new set of guests our seven questions, including Jane Lynch, Delaney Rowe, and Cord Jefferson. Each episode is a new person's story with new lessons, new memories, and new connections to show us how we're both similar and unique. Listen to Mini Questions on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Seven questions, limitless answers.
Starting point is 01:01:15 Good people, what's up? It's Questo, Questlove. And Team Supreme and I have been working hard to bring you some incredible episodes of Questlove Supreme with guests you definitely don't want to miss. Now, one of the things I love about this Quest Love Supreme podcast is we got something for everybody, every type of musical effort. We enjoy speaking to the people who are the face of some movements, some people you've seen on stage or TV or magazine covers. But we also love speaking to the folks who are making it happen behind the scenes and they paved the way for those that followed. You know, keystones to the culture.
Starting point is 01:01:50 This season, we've had some amazing one-on-one conversations, like I'm Pete Bill chatting up with hitmaker Sam Holland, sugar Steve chatting with the legend Nick Lowe, and I've had pleasures of doing one-on-one conversations with Willow, Sonata Matreya, Kathleen Hanna, and The RZA. These are conversations you won't hear anywhere else. So make sure you go back and you check those episodes out, all right? Listen to Questlove Supreme on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. We want to speak out, we want to raise awareness, and we want this to stop. Wow, very powerful.
Starting point is 01:02:34 I'm Ellie Flynn, and I'm an investigative journalist. When a group of models from the UK wanted my help, I went on a journey deep into the heart of the adult entertainment industry. I really wanted to be a player boy model. Lingerie, topless. I said, yes, please. Because at the center of this murky world is an alleged predator. You know who he is because of his pattern of behavior.
Starting point is 01:02:56 He's just spinning the web for you to get trapped in it. He's everywhere and has been everywhere. It's so much worse and so much more widespread than I had anticipated. Together, we're going to expose him and the rotten industry he works in. It's not just me. We're an army in comparison to him. Listen to The Bunny Trap on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Starting point is 01:03:28 Sports moment. Let's do it. Here's Andrew's weekly sports moment. What do you got? Tiger, Tiger, Tiger Woods, y'all. Says he will never play golf again full time. But the 15-time major champ revealed Tuesday that he nearly lost a leg after the crash earlier this year. I'm lucky to be alive, but also to still have a limb.
Starting point is 01:03:52 To see some of my shots fall short of the sky, a lot shorter than they used to is a little eye-opening. But at least I'm able to play golf at all again. Dude, David Spade was the last person to play golf with him. I know. That's wild. We talked to him about it. We talked to spade
Starting point is 01:04:05 about it yeah because they were shooting some like um segment for some show well he was saying how tiger's back was like so fucked up like before the accident yeah and then we were kind of joking like oh the leg took away from the back pain like it's hard to i'm sure that kind of might do something i don't know that's why i would put a vibrator on my head when I would have a migraine, because it would create a new kind of pain. That was, it was just a, it's a,
Starting point is 01:04:30 you know how you can take dull pains versus like, uh, yes. There's like different kinds of pain here. Have you ever grabbed here? Yeah. I love a dull pain, but a sharp pain.
Starting point is 01:04:39 I will. I hate a sharp pain. I like a dull pain. So I'll, I'll make a dull pain over like supersede the sharp one, but God pain sucks. I feel sad sharp pain. I like a dull pain. So I'll make a dull pain supersede the sharp one. But God, pain sucks. I feel sad for him because I know he's in chronic pain. It's just crazy.
Starting point is 01:04:53 Golf can make a body that injured. And this is pre-accident. Let's talk about it. And he also worked out. A machine, yeah. He was an animal. His dad was a Green Beret, so he wanted to impress his father his whole life. So he like went into Green Beret training.
Starting point is 01:05:08 He lifted like he was going to. What's going on with your golf game? Are you playing? I shot a 38 yesterday. Damn. Wait, you went and played yesterday. I figured out something. I had a lesson.
Starting point is 01:05:22 And there's a lot of ego in golf. will kill you in golf it's a fucking great sport man but ego will kill you be and the thing is with your driver the driver swing is different than the iron swing but you can if you choke down you can swing almost like an iron with your driver which you'll lose like 15 yards so there's your ego but you'll gain consistency but it's a because everyone god wants to it's like what we were talking about yesterday drop 300 yards work out the hardest be the but you could be the best by not talking about that at the top of the show like sometimes i want to work i could make a joke of mine if i wanted to work as hard as some of these comedians if i wanted to reach my potential
Starting point is 01:06:05 as a comedian and do like a 10 for every joke and like dissect a joke at a 10 the amount of energy that would take me to do would make it so I didn't live a life that would fulfill me enough to write about things other than those things so I might only reach a 7 in terms of
Starting point is 01:06:20 how good my jokes are but the depth of which the things those jokes are about are going to be far more interesting and consistent with what I want to do as a comedian. That's the rub. You can't have it all. Relationships, you can't have it all.
Starting point is 01:06:35 The person cannot be everything you want them to be. Your talent, you can't have it all. You have to choose what's important to you, and it's not always going to be what's important to someone else and i met a new friend if you're like a guy out there and you're listening to the show and you play golf and you don't like oh i can't play alone go play alone and team match up with someone look it's a you could end up getting someone terrible but most likely you're gonna get another this kid was walking he's in law school i watched you he's a and i was like
Starting point is 01:07:06 hey just ride in the cart we'll just you don't have to walk we just rode in the car we became like i got his number at the end we're gonna play again like he shot a 40 like it showed competitiveness and i don't know it's just it's a beautiful thing there's like quick little friendships that you can get through like a common hobby if you get outside your obsession with golf wavered slightly though because i feel like i don't see you on tiktok constantly i don't see talking about it constantly as much and is that a good thing or do you feel like oh i'm not as obsessed i'm gonna that's an interesting question because i do feel like i was overdoing it yes to the point where i wasn't understanding uh things i was
Starting point is 01:07:47 learning because i was just doing instead of stopping and processing so much of sleep in this sleep thing that i'm listening to is like if you if you'd like to sacrifice an hour of sleep so you can study more or practice your swing more your sleep is essential for taking the things that you learn during the day and downloading them so it's almost like you know when you upload a file but then it doesn't transfer to like where you need it to go so it's on your computer but it hasn't transferred like that takes seven hours where as opposed to like you know when we ever we transfer the video files it's like you get them on the computer that's seven minutes yes and then to transfer them to the thing it's like at seven hours and it's that's the difference between like going oh you know what i'm sacrificing sleep and rest and like just not doing something
Starting point is 01:08:36 so it can download i think a lot of us cognitively are like but if i'm not doing i'm not learning you need rest to actually have it and. And more isn't always, and I know we're using golf as an example. Guitar, whatever. I'm practicing the guitar thing. I will get it in my head so much and then I just stop and I'm like, now just go meditate for 20 minutes
Starting point is 01:08:56 because that's going to serve you better than just doing this again for 20 minutes. And practicing with intention. So more isn't always more, if that makes sense. Like less can be more if if you if you have intention if you're hitting a ball and you're going why am i hitting the ball like this what am i learning from each individual shot as opposed to a lot of they call them like uh um i forget like mattress warriors or matt warriors where you just go and you just hit 400
Starting point is 01:09:22 balls and and you get in a rhythm and it's meditative but you don't download anything yeah i don't know this book i'm reading called zen guitar talks all about that of like just be mindful about what you're doing it's very interesting but it makes you feel lazy as someone who sees you know success equals constantly working and never resting. And rest is such an essential element. And meditation and slowing down is such an essential element to being the best that you can be. And it just seems counterintuitive a lot of times. I know. I always feel lazy.
Starting point is 01:09:59 Yeah, there's definitely a threshold of like if you want to learn that scale, you have to be obsessed. But then you get to a point where you start sucking. Yes. And like that's, but I did watch a video of myself from a year ago playing guitar, playing the same song that I can play obviously now. And it's insane how much better I am. And to me, this year was just a fucking wash.
Starting point is 01:10:22 I've played a lot, but I haven't actually like practiced. I've just been like playing for fun, but it's just so nice to see how much progress there's been and how like it sounded like I thought I sounded good last year and it was such shit. And this year I'm like, Oh my God, it sounds so much better. And now I'm like,
Starting point is 01:10:37 Oh my God, next year, if I just do the same thing, which is just, I had an enjoyable stress free year playing guitar. It was only just something I love to do. Never made me feel bad. I'm going to be that much better next year.
Starting point is 01:10:50 Do you want to learn how to pick and stuff? No, I don't want lead. I want to be able to just sing. Because rhythm-wise, it's on point. Yeah, but now it's just making it sound good and being able to do little effects like hammering on and just doing like... A little bit of that
Starting point is 01:11:06 would be fun but I'm not into like but don't you play so much doesn't your rhythm same with the golf swing like if you're not you can't fucking break it down into 45 things you need like three simplify it like like how you strum you don't even
Starting point is 01:11:22 want to really think about how you want to just think about maybe one thing two things it's so nice when it becomes but if you're like i gotta press hard with this finger no it starts that way and then when you practice it enough it becomes second nature because your body downloads it as like this is just what we do it's like driving when you first start driving it's like i mean you still drive like that but like the left lane and then it just becomes like oh that's just what I do now. I don't have to think about it. It's just natural.
Starting point is 01:11:49 You still drive like that. You drive like a crazy person. You drive like, huh? But they're humming. My mom does the same thing. This is how you drive. Oh, yeah, texting. No, I don't text and drive.
Starting point is 01:12:01 No, not at all. Only when I'm in the car. Let's get to Van Thrax. And there's a bus on my side. Yeah! Oh, wake up, San Francisco. Jesus Christ. Was that loud?
Starting point is 01:12:18 All right. No, no, no. I like it. No, it just, I felt it this morning. It hit me. It hit me in the amygdala. All right, what we got for Fanther? Say no more.
Starting point is 01:12:30 Our first letter came as a response to Love on the Spectrum from Anonymous. Okay. One of the topics that has been brought up on the podcast is the Netflix show Love on the Spectrum. Throughout most of my childhood, pretty much until I got out of college, I was raised under the assumption I had severe Asperger's syndrome. I'm not an expert or even really an active advocate in these fields, but I have a near lifetime of firsthand experience. And I think when it comes to things like neurotypicality, people should get as many different perspectives and viewpoints as possible. Hopefully you can take this email as not some be all and end all authority,
Starting point is 01:13:07 but one voice, one chapter of a very complicated book and none of it comes from a place of anger or negativity. Okay. Despite having lived nearly 24 years under the blanket of having Asperger's, I haven't used that label or any autistic language to actively identify myself. Frankly,
Starting point is 01:13:24 it's because of shows like the good doctor atypical or even love on the spectrum which perpetuate a stereotype of my condition that makes me not want to identify with a label it's hard to describe without being a bummer how damaging these tropes are there's nothing wrong with positivity but the way mainstream media exemplifies autism whitewashes so much of the uncomfortable trauma that comes with the experience. Time and time again, autistic behavior gets viewed as this childlike or special thing when it is a much messier and painful experience in reality. Okay, and I want to say that I had to condense this down, and I went back and forth with
Starting point is 01:14:02 the person who emailed this to us. Oh, you're so sweet. Just because it's very thoughtful and really important. I'm sorry that it's- And thorough. Right. Okay. What the media is afraid to show is the hard truth.
Starting point is 01:14:15 Being autistic means 99% of the time you are difficult because you don't communicate or coordinate in an optimal way for most situations. And the messed up part is the main people who you relate to are also autistic and they can be a big pain in the ass. You could deal with people with toxic anger issues, people who have severe hygiene issues, who are super uncooperative or hurt your feelings every other sentence. People that can be your best friends because they really understand you. The experience
Starting point is 01:14:45 of being diagnosed as a kid is very different from being diagnosed as an adult. I also want to clarify I love my traits and quirks. I love my offbeat sensibilities, openness, and bluntness, but I hate this label of autism. This label that says I can be adorable, but I can't be challenging. I can be precious, but I can't be powerful. This be precious but i can't be powerful this isn't me saying love on the spectrum is bad i hope you continue to watch and talk about it i still haven't seen it i don't want to see it this is how deep the stigma has sunk in our community however i have seen some clips of michael on youtube he seems like a genuinely cool guy it's a very uncomfortable subject to unpack. Hopefully we can all understand why.
Starting point is 01:15:25 Okay. Yeah, that makes sense of feeling like, I think that what I glean from that is that the person feels that love on the spectrum paints it in this like fun light. Like they're so adorable and they make everything great. And we get to all kind of watch from the outside and be like, they're everything great and we get to all kind of watch from the outside and be like they're just cute and quirky and oh and also yeah i think also like love on the spectrum
Starting point is 01:15:53 from from what i gleaned from it because i read the whole thing is thus the spectrum is very wide and love on the spectrum shows you one small piece of the spectrum and i think what this person is trying to you know get out there is that the spectrum is very very wide i do recall though from the first season i want to say that there was a guy that had much more severe a case of it than anyone else on the show do you remember him he was an asian boy okay he was an asian man with a father who was raised by single father and he was you know very very different than the other people on the show that are more highly functioning and it really did show the side from like it showed it showed more of like a case that of and then i think people you meet within michael's world or like just watching them go out and interact with other people with autism you see a further you see
Starting point is 01:16:53 different sides of the spectrum that can be obviously really trying to families and um not just yeah whitewashed in the sense of, oh, it's all fun and cute. And they're, yeah. I guess it's, I want to know more, honestly. I want to know what this person wishes were different about them. Like if they love their quirks, what are some quirks that they have that they really struggle with
Starting point is 01:17:20 and just wish were not that way? And that are like the parts that you wish that would be more represented in on these shows like good good doctor and atypical and love on the spectre um yeah because maybe because it just feels to them like it's too surface level so like it's like i'm jewish right so if a show is like here's some jews and then it's like these are the jews and this is what jews do you know like i was thinking curb but i mean no no no but you know what i mean like and then it's like okay well this is like uh this feeds into a stereotype and this is everything we need to really know and this is and it's fun to point at and whatever and And then you see a show like, I forget what the name of it was, but about the Hasidic girl that was-
Starting point is 01:18:09 Unorthodox. Yeah, Kirsten Love on the show, Unorthodox. It's unbelievable. First of all, you have to see it. It is one of those shows that I can't believe I haven't convinced you to see. But then you see a whole dark side of Judaism. And so maybe this person wants to see something more specific and not just a doctor that can figure out things
Starting point is 01:18:31 because he's autistic. You know what I mean? Yes. Yeah. We're seeing the comforting side that makes us all feel like, oh, everything's okay. Yeah. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:18:41 It's just interesting. I like it. Thank you so much for writing in to us and sharing that. I love notes and fan tracks that shares people's experience that we don't know. We all just want to emphasize more with other experiences because we think we know, but you have no idea. The real world, San Diego. Pop. Okay, so let me play Becca from here.
Starting point is 01:19:04 Becca. old San Diego okay okay so let me play Becca from here Becca hi Andrew Nikki and Noah um first off I love the pod um on days when my DJ is pretty SS I really appreciate it and um uh yeah I was just calling because when Nikki was talking about about pain and the fear of pain never ending, it really blew my mind. And I have chronic pain. And when it was really, really bad and I was undiagnosed for about a year and doctors kept telling me that I was fine and they couldn't find anything wrong with me. I really think it was the fear of dying is what made it so unbearable. Whereas now that I know what it is and I know that it's, you know, there's things that I can do to feel better if it gets bad. And I know the cause and I know it's not going to kill me.
Starting point is 01:20:04 It's like, I'm fine now. So that was just really interesting, and I really liked that. I want to exactly do that. Yeah, that's it. Keep up the great work. Thank you, Becca. Jack it. Jack it.
Starting point is 01:20:16 Oh, that's good. Yeah, thank you, Becca. I'm so sorry you go through chronic pain. My God, I just said it. I was like, I feel so, I mean, my heart goes out to so many people in the world, but those that suffer with chronic pain, I just, you're so strong
Starting point is 01:20:32 because whenever I have any kind of pain, I just, I always think about you guys. Yeah, I think the thing I shared in case people want to know what she's talking about was that I was listening to a meditation. The waking up app says working with pain. There's there's this meditation called working with pain. And you can get the waking up app for free if you write in and tell them you can't afford it or you can buy it yourself.
Starting point is 01:20:54 But there's a meditation that I listen to when I have migraines. And it says that a lot of the anxiety around pain is that it's you've if you think about pain in the sense that you've already borne the pain of this moment like you're already when you go i can't this is unbearable you're actually bearing it you just did it like you're in the moment it's happening now and you're getting through it um that so much of pain is anxiety about it not going away and you're thinking about the future which you cannot predict you don you don't know. A lot of times, I guess you can if you have a diagnosis, but a lot of times you don't know if it's gonna go away or not.
Starting point is 01:21:29 And the fear of, oh my God, why am I getting so many migraines? Am I gonna have a fucking, do I have a tumor in my head? All of that is really what the pain is. And if you can think about that you've already, the moment you have right now is all that you have and that you've actually your experience you've gotten through the pain already that you can get through you could just
Starting point is 01:21:51 stay in the moment i don't know it was something like that no no but yeah i i get that and i think relating it to like death like once you can figure out this isn't like i would have like horrible we all die that's where i get trapped up on like I'm going to die. It's like but you are. No, but you feel like you're expedited that you're going to maybe die in two months. And you're also maybe thinking if you're a hypochondriac that this pain now is bad. But the closer I get to death, the pain is going to be even worse. But what's the difference between two months and 40 years? In terms of like you just want to get more stuff done.
Starting point is 01:22:20 It's the anxiety of like I didn't get enough done. You want to see your nephews grow, your kids grow're or you don't want to die before your parents i'm not trying to be like i'm dumb i don't know i'm just when i think of death i'm like if i go tomorrow versus when i'm 90 it doesn't matter to me because i'm dead but it matters to everyone around you yeah but they'll be dead someday too and then that pain will be gone of me losing like you know what i'm saying yeah i'm not trying to minimize of course i want everyone to live as long as they can and i want to live as long as i can but when i i don't fear death like i feel like most people do and i wish some people could just get i wish i could like transfer the way i think of it to
Starting point is 01:22:57 other people because i it's not because i'm like i figured it out i just don't know why i don't fear death the way other people do. I get what you're saying. But to what she said, though, about she was afraid of death. Yeah. So that has, you know, whatever, however you feel about it. You can change the way you look at it. But my point, though, is that she has this pain, right? She decided to go to a doctor.
Starting point is 01:23:21 They finally figured it out. And then she learned that it's not death-related, that it's not a death sentence, right? And because of that, so much of it was the anxiety of potentially it being death, which, yes, what you're saying, yes, is true. But a lot of people are in her boat where it's like they still fear death. Like to change that thought is a whole other thing. But then some people won't go to the doctor when they got a pain in their neck and they think it could be a tumor. But instead, they're like, I don't want to find out the truth.
Starting point is 01:23:52 But the truth really is you just have, you know, maybe like a pinched nerve and it's not that bad. But you know what I mean? Sometimes I think about brain aneurysms where like your brain just explodes and no one can see it coming and it just is a healthy person and you just fucking die. Yeah. And sometimes I'll go like, or I'll be flying in a plane and i'm like oh my god we could hit another plane and it could be a second of peace boom and then everything's done like it happened in a second getting hit by a bus and i get a little overwhelmed by that of like oh
Starting point is 01:24:19 my god my life could be over right now if this building collapses like it wouldn't be a slow like you've been diagnosed um and i get a little anxiety over that like i used to get in planes and be like it could happen right now right now right like what's your anxiety when you drive in a single car road like um that when you're afraid i can control it and this person watch i know but let's say they come in and they kill you so you're afraid of dying there no i'm i'm scared i have anxiety over the fact that i'm not doing all i can right now to prevent it when i'm in a plane i let go of that anxiety because i don't have control there's literally nothing i can do to get in the cockpit and go hey can you guys watch out for planes no i get that but i'm saying though but when i'm
Starting point is 01:24:57 driving if you're driving no no no when i'm driving i don't have anxiety about what are you oh so only if you're riding yeah because i am aware that they could come in my lane, and I'm ready to turn. I have a plan. But when you're driving, I know you don't have a plan because you're not obsessed with it like I am. And I can't tell you. You think you are more on point with driving than me?
Starting point is 01:25:17 No, on a two-lane highway because that's my number one fear. If you were to run with lizards, you would have a better plan to escape lizards than I would. But why is – what is the – I would – that would be very scary but i'm saying like no i know but what is what is but what is the you're saying you're not afraid of death well i'm i'm no i'm i'm a i want to obviously mitigate against dying in a really gruesome way where my body is crushed and i hear all the people around me screaming and I have to watch people around me die.
Starting point is 01:25:48 I'm really scared of big crashes and big sounds and just very quick like that. I would much rather die a slow agonizing death than run in a car crash. 100%. Interesting. If I die in a car crash,
Starting point is 01:26:02 just know that it was not the way I wanted to go and I was very, just know that it was not the way I wanted to go, and I was very, very sad about it. I would probably die from being scared of the sound. I get really scared of – that's why I don't like air shows. That's why I don't like fireworks. I don't like balloons popping. I don't like guns.
Starting point is 01:26:20 I don't like loud, abrupt sounds. Yes. So that same fear, this person has the fear of dying in three months from now yes i get that i but i'm just but i know that there's probably someone out there that could help me get over my fear of this and that's what i'm saying is maybe i could transfer however i look at it to i could say some way that might open because sometimes you say something and all of a sudden it cracks open a part of your brain where you're like, oh, I'm free of that fear now. For turbulence, when I heard that pilots say that turbulence is like driving over a styrofoam cup on the highway, that's how detrimental it would be to a flight. I was like, I'm no longer scared of turbulence.
Starting point is 01:27:07 That just cracked it open. When Louis C.K. said that when you complain about the Wi-Fi in your airplane and you go like, oh, this bullshit. You're in a fucking airplane. This used to take months and a half of you would die by the time you got to the other side. Now you just take a shit and watch a movie. That cracked open something in my brain so that now when the Wi-Fi is down, I don't care. And I used to go, what do Wi-Fi? I don't care now. All it took was one sentence and I just go so that's what i'm
Starting point is 01:27:25 saying so you could crack the code before you even worry about having to go to the doctor or the like you could get there before i can just crack the code for i'm not saying i could but i would like to whatever yeah is in my brain that doesn't make me worry about the thing that that girl and you worry about in terms of a sudden death through this cough I have or this tingling my throat is going to mean I'm dying however the way I look at it it is not it's not on my mind I could somehow bestow that to you if I was able to figure out how I think of it in my head that doesn't give I don't know how it is because it doesn't bother me and if you can figure out how to process two-lane highways the way you do and give that to me i could crack that open but
Starting point is 01:28:07 we just don't know how yet and that's why i think comedy is important and like just for sure podcasts and stuff like this and books and actually just information and i just feel like if you are that if you are similar to me and like this girl like and you have a pain a random pain a random cough just go don't avoid it like don't avoid the doctor because that's when i have a pain in my chest you don't go to a heart attack no i just go to heartburn or i go oh it's one of those random like kind of oh ah or if i have like a sizzle in my brain or like a well zoloft changed that for me i don't i don't go i don't have those next wondering why i don't go there because i am an anxious person but there's something about like when I have numbness
Starting point is 01:28:45 all in my arm the other night at the hockey game out of nowhere. I wasn't sitting in it weird. I didn't have a tight shirt on. It just was numb and I just was like, oh, my arm is numb. That's probably just like a freak thing because I don't have enough potassium today or something.
Starting point is 01:29:01 But I know that that's capable. That's probably dumb of me to assume that my arm going numb randomly as a healthy 37-year-old woman potassium today or something like i wasn't but i know that that's capable it could it that's probably dumb of me to assume that my arm going numb randomly as a healthy 37 year old woman isn't an alarm going off but at the same time but it could be anxiety you're in a crowd you haven't gone to a hockey and a lot of times anxiety no i didn't have but a lot of times anxiety about my arm numbing will turn into more arm numbing. Correct? Yes. So that's where we get caught up. Let's get to one more anthrax.
Starting point is 01:29:29 Is it the left arm or the right arm? Because the left, like then you go, left arm's heart attack. If you type in left arm N, it'll be numb. Heart attack? Yeah. Final thought. Okay. This very quick one is from Hannah.
Starting point is 01:29:47 Hey, Andrew, Nikki, and Noah. I just wanted to hop on here and tell you something that's been really funny. I'm an elementary music teacher, and right now I am teaching my fourth and fifth graders how to play You Are My Sunshine on the xylophone. So we have to sing it a lot just to make sure they know it and know the notes. So whenever we sing it, you know, it goes, You are my sunshine, my only sunshine. But in my head, all I can hear is Andrew saying, only. So I come so close to saying,
Starting point is 01:30:24 You are my sunshine, my only sunshine. Oh, my God. It just gives me the gigs real good. It just hits the spot. Gives me the gigs. So I hope that hit the spot for you as well. Oh, your voice is so good. Thanks for the podcast. Thanks for the laughs.
Starting point is 01:30:36 Love you all. Bye. Her talking voice is awesome. And then her singing voice. Man, will you record something? I feel like she only did that to show off her voice. No, you think sometimes people do that, but she just had a naturally great voice.
Starting point is 01:30:51 Yeah, that was gorgeous. Oni. My Oni sunshine. Oh my God. You make me happy. There used to be a comedian named Oni Perez. Did you ever know him? No, it's Only.
Starting point is 01:31:00 I know. I did know Oni. He's from Florida. Yeah, I like him a lot. He was so sweet. He used to work at... Eastville. Eastville, that's right.
Starting point is 01:31:09 Well, you guys, that... I hope we all... We have that song caught in our heads all day today. You are my sunshine. My Oni sunshine. You make me happy. During clouds of gray. You'll never know, dear.
Starting point is 01:31:25 What are the other words you do? How much I love you. Please don't take my turbulence away. Turbulence. Happy birthday, Brenna. I love you, baby. Happy birthday, Brenna. I miss you, miss you, love you, baby.
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