The Nikki Glaser Podcast - #174 F-Onesie

Episode Date: February 10, 2022

Nikki and Andrew are spoiling themselves with something tiny on set. They are not sure of their exact location but Nikki is absolutely sure that you will never find her in a dressing room. Andrew wonders how to ask a woman to wear lingerie and what a man can wear to bed to turn his partner on. You Heard It Here First, say goodbye to spinal injuries, wear whatever you want to your wedding and Andrew looking down to read the news looks like a video Nelly didn't want posted on his IG story. They bring back Collection of Co'uhls and in the Final Thought, Nikki does not fire any shots at all. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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The Nikki Glaser Podcast. Here's Nikki. Hello, here I am. Welcome to the show. It's the Nikki Glaser Podcast. How are you out there? It is Wednesday. We are in Mexico.

Half of our day just got chopped in half. Loved it so much. Couldn't sleep till 4 a.m. last night because I was just thinking about how long my fucking day was and how tired I was going to be. Then I went to sleep and woke up like three hours later to a text that was like, you only have one thing to do today. Did you love that text?

Yeah, it was nice. It was nice. I mean, my day isn't as hard as your day. Still got a way to wrap. Did we have Diet Cokes too late? Dude, we are crushing these little Diet Cokes. Little baby Diet Cokes. Little baby Diet Cokes on set.

I just like tucking them in next to my... They're so tiny. They gotta be half the size of a regular can. What are we talking here? A regular can I got one next to me is 12 ounces obviously and this is fucking 235 milliliters no don't do this to me it's interesting because i wonder why they go with uh 355 okay for a can a big can a regular can and 235 so 100 less okay why i wonder why i like coke light i like the name of it coke light it has a nice ring to it It's 100 less. Okay. Why? I like Coke Light. I like the name of it.

Coke Light. It has a nice ring to it. You don't really have to think about the whole diet culture. Calling it diet really was an attempt on their part back when it probably came out where that was like a cool word. And now it's just such a not cool word. I can imagine them kind of maybe shifting. Although Diet Coke is such a brand name.

And that Kanye has a new song called Diet Coke. Is that right? It's either a song or an Instagram post. I don't know anymore. I want them the same. But we are. I got off the sauce for so long. Yeah.

I'm back on. I'm back on so hard. And they're such a nice little treat, these little ones. They make you feel like you're not doing anything. They're the vaping of diet soda. Yeah. Yeah. It's like finger sandwiches. Yep anything. They're the vaping of diet soda. Yeah, it's like finger sandwiches. Yep. Oh, I'll just have 15 finger sandwiches. It's just one

sandwich, but really you ate nine sandwiches. Like it doesn't add up. You know what I mean? Yeah, you'll get it in. They're so itty bitty though and they make you feel like you're not. I also like they make me feel like I'm not contributing as much trash. Like it's all just a lie because I drink.

How many do you think you had yesterday? Honestly, 15. Maybe 15. 15. I'm going deep. I'm going a case a day easy or a 12-pack a day. And they don't do anything for you. Well, we're idiots.

Well, they have caffeine in them. Because we're on set all day, I think I need to stay awake. But really, I stay awake without like... Yeah, you'd be golfing and awake and alert on the field. I know. Work, for some reason, makes you think we need to just keep... Eating sugar or not sugar, but like something to put in our... Just put things in our body constantly to keep us going because...

But I will say that if I wasn't working, I would be sleeping. On my days off, I'm not someone who's like, let's go on an adventure. Yeah, no, we're not adventure people. You do, you play golf every time. Is that an adventure? You go to Zippers and watch the, well, you do stuff.

Yeah, yeah. The other day, I picked up Robin to go do laundry at my place. And I thought we were just gonna come back here to like go get, I was my place and i thought we were just gonna come back here to like go get i was the day off i thought we were just gonna come back here and she's gonna do her laundry and then jen and her both get in the car and they're like do you want to go so you want to go the mall and i'm like what oh okay i didn't know i'm glad i wore like a semi-decent outfit to come get you um and we went to the mall all day and um it ended up being really fun but i was kind of i just i didn't know we were going and i was kind of just like oh did i i felt

like i missed a text or something but i got no text i looked back later and i was like oh no i didn't know about this at all i think we're similar we're not mall people in the sense of like let's go to the mall and see what we figure out like see if we stumble at least for me i don't stumble upon stuff i know exactly what i'm gonna get i go right to the footlocker i get the same shoes that i have in a different color and i get the fuck out of there some people like to you know i'm making additional purchases for my wardrobe and so it was also going to be me trying things on which i wore thank god i wore um biker shorts and like a tank top because I don't like going in. I don't like going in dressing rooms.

Just that lighting makes me hate myself. I just I can't. The one thing they got to get right. So I just changed in the middle of the store. I just put things on top of my shorts and things were a little tight. I was like, they should be. It's like tying on something with big socks, you know, where you're're like i'd rather show my vagina to an eight-year-old boy than go in that lighting i will not take off my clothes in a in a dressing room why is the

lighting so bad in there that's the one thing they have to get right so stupid or a good mirror like they need a good mirror i know i guess there's not bad you know why i think they do it because people like me go you know what i don't need to try it on i'm gonna just buy a bunch of shit take it home and i'll return it and then i don't return it and then they make all the money because i hate why wouldn't they have what there's always a line even though there's like you know no one in the store no one even buys retail anymore who's shopping in person you think they just hire people to sit in there um sit in the dressing room but it's it's not a a system where you feel like but every single one of my friends loves trying on stuff they're always like i'm going to the dressing room i'm like what is wrong with you i'll flex in any dressing room

that i go in if there's good lighting i'll try to see how ripped i am. No, no, I don't. It's a bad lighting? No. I mean, it's weird. My body can look somewhat semi-decent or look like a fucking, you know, a bowl of pudding with cellulite. It's just, it looks really bad depending on the lighting. It's like who it, I don't even know who I am. Or depending on the shirt or the, just the shirt. What's that?

I'm like, depending on if you're wearing a shirt the lighting on your stomach it's definitely the lighting by a shirt it's not my body couldn't be my body but yeah lighting is it blows my mind like lululemon has great lighting in there they know never been in one i go to lululemon all the time will not step foot in one of those dressing rooms. Won't do it. Trying things on the floor. If I can't try it on the floor, I take it home. If it doesn't fit, I give it to my sister or my mom or Noah.

Oh, so you don't bring it back. I never return. That's the thing. I don't return things. I always think it might, whenever I return something, I get almost nervous that I'm breaking the law and like they think I wore it. Or there's always that kind of the same guilt that follows me through customs.

You don't like maybe going with a boyfriend? Because I like putting heroin up a balloon in my asshole when I go return a jacket to the gap anyway. Well, yeah. I mean, that's the gap you're talking about is in your asshole for the heroin. Baby gap. It's just a little baby gap.

Oh my God. My asshole is just... I call it the baby gap gap light okay call back uh wait diet gap do you like if let's say you go with a boyfriend you try on maybe you don't look in the mirror but you come out for him to be like is this cute do you like that whole process um i'm gonna say a hard no because i don't want him because if i like something yeah and i see him go it's gonna affect whether or not i get it and i don't give a fuck whether or not he likes it if i like it i like like i want him to be attracted to me in it but it's about what i don't

want to say i don't give a fuck because i do care about being adorable to the guy that I like. If you listen to the podcast, you know that I like, I don't want to look healthy. I want to look adorable. No, I, but I think that a lot of times I have fashion choices that let's just say

Chris, the guy I'm seeing is just probably like, it's not like he would say something like, it's not my favorite, but if you like it, you know, that kind of thing like it's not like he would say something like it's not my favorite but if you like it you know that kind of thing where it's like i'd rather just you not partake in this and i love that answer it's not for me but you like it yeah i wouldn't wear it i'm like well you're a guy and this is a sundress um i uh and i also think that he's really he's such a cutie when he has like new he really is like uh i don't want to say he's not like a clothes horse is that what they call it a clothes

horse i think they call it like a clothes horse when people are like obsessed with clothes or like love garments right noah i? I've heard that, yeah. He's a clothes head? He likes clothes? Yeah, he does. He really, he cares a lot. Like I can't buy him clothes because they will be wrong.

You know, like it'll be, I bought him a lot of stuff and it's just like not the right size by like a small margin. He used to put his t-shirts on the roof of his apartment in Brooklyn to age them. Whoa.

Like just leave them over a season. So it's snow and rain and fucking pollution. He would just leave it out there. Yeah. And then wash it afterwards. And then afterwards wash it. And they would be like, that's just a way to get things looking like

a little bit more worn. He's so patient. That's wild to me. He's one of the most, I don't understand patience. Why would you go to the hospital? You would pay the extra nine grand to have a little homonym joke look uh weathered yeah i'd rather some woman in bangladesh stomp on it for a while

yeah um wait so uh what was i gonna ask oh so but he like he's very particular about his clothes and so if i if especially if i'm like i if if like something on him, he's like very like happy. I can tell he's like, likes it. He's like, really? And I'm like, yeah. I always like something that's unbuttoned and has a little bit of a chest hair coming out. Interesting. I like to see a little man peeking out.

You know, a little man cleavage. You bought me a V-neck the other day for, to look like an F-boy. Yeah, because I want you to look stupid. V-necks, I look insanely bad in a V-neck. You needed extra shirts because you have not done laundry since you got here, and you brought a tiny bindle stick of clothing. How do you know I haven't done laundry? Because there's no laundry on your premises.

Yes, there is. You just bring the bag downstairs. They do the laundry. Really? Yeah, but I haven't done it. Okay, so I know because I know you. Yeah. And if you did laundry, you would have told me about it no i wouldn't i don't brag to you about my laundry fucking doing you would feel very accomplished if you got your laundry done you this is what you would say you know what's so

nice it's when it comes back all folded you would say something like that that's actually a sentence that i would love i love when it comes back how do they get it so crisp? How do they fold it like that? Yeah, how do they do that? I don't know. I don't know either. Oh, when I used to send out for my laundry, it was so nice. A fluff and fold. Dude, if you work in retail, you could fold.

My brother worked at Bloomingdale's. He came back folded. I've never seen anything like it. Yeah. It's pretty impressive. Yeah. I got a question so i tried to uh i talked to brenna about you know maybe wearing like a a nightie to sleep instead of like a t-shirt and

shorts yeah what's the best way for a guy to get a woman to wear like she's done it before no like sexy lingerie she's never maybe like once or twice for you? Uh-uh. What do you do? Yes, she has. I know for a fact she has. No, she's just sexy as she is. Why don't you just say, you know something I'd like to see you in? Something like this. And then when you see it, I would- Oh, should I buy it?

Should I just buy it? Sure. Yeah. I mean, that's the best way to do it, but make sure you just get extra, extra, extra small. Yeah, what do you buy? Whatever you would like to see her in, dum-dum. Yeah. Because this is about what you want want because clearly if she wanted to wear it she

would be doing it yeah but also maybe you haven't made it clear because you're so nervous you're gonna insult her yeah that hey but you can just say you don't be so hot you know what i really like and would like to see you in but then will she go oh who's worn this for you that you like it oh i hope not okay because that's because i could see that some girls would take it that way but you could just say you know um i'm a big fan of lingerie yeah yeah or it's valentine's day coming up dude that's like the number one holiday to buy women lingerie she did get a nightie and then i said oh that's like a hot little sailor boy outfit and then that wasn't the good movie was it a nightie or pajamas it was a nightie it was like white with blue so okay probably it was like when i said she was like

away all on accident uh-huh i'm not really gonna i don't know how do you wear lingerie for your man i just bought a bunch of stuff that not a bunch, but two things, which is a bunch for me at Forever 21. Because it was like, you know, pesos, I don't understand pesos. So I'm just like, and Forever 21 is already cheap as fuck. Yeah. But I bought like two things that I just saw because I was like, oh, you know, I'm going to see Chris at some point soon. And I would like to just, it's just nice when you go in the bathroom and you both know it's about to happen and you come out and you're wearing,

I don't like when he comes over and I don't have time to put on something. Sometimes I'll shower before he comes over because I know we're going to hang out in that way and he'll come in and I'm, I don't like to be already naked before the foreplay starts. I like, I would prepare, I would would prefer to wear a snowsuit.

Like Bridgerton. Yeah, Bridgerton, where you have 18 layers on, so you have time to get super turned on and things for them to just kind of play with and slowly take off. I like that. So you go in the bathroom. You have the nightie waiting for you in the bathroom?

I just take it. It's not like he's watching my every move. I'm like, what did you just bring in there what silky pink thing okay what's the hottest thing a guy could wear because then brenna goes oh yeah i love your tidy blackies that you wear really turns me on which just made me laugh a lot because i wear like little like underwear like a maybe like a costume like a roleplay thing like what like a fireman yeah the bed a whole yeah like the whole suit the big yellow one with the helmet no like just like a dalmatian do i bring the dog yeah um i will say one time like what's the hottest thing like he was coming from a thing where he was

he was coming from a sport where he was dressed up for the sport and I almost brought him like a Formula One racing fucking onesie thing because I just because I know that that he could be

a really good, like if we lived in a town where that was happening, he would be great at it. He would. He does. He has said that. And he has Formula One face. He has Formula One face and body.

They're not big people. And I know that's like, I want to be a pop star. That's his pop star, you know? Yes. So for me to get to dress like Taylor Swift when I'm on tour is kind of like my, the way that if, so I wanted to buy him like an actual Formula One onesie.

And I think that he would feel really sexy in it. I don't think you should call it a onesie. I don't think any guy is going to be like. His romper. His Formula One festive romper. You got to call it overalls with long sleeves or something. I don't know. Something.

Yeah. Coveralls or. Yeah. Yeah. You got to call it overalls with long sleeves or something. I don't know. Well, it's, yeah, coveralls. Yeah, yeah. His Wrangler suit that's for gracing. Yes. But a man in any kind of like, dressed up in a profession that they don't do, just, I think both women and men like novelty. And that doesn't mean they want to have sex with someone who isn't you.

Yeah. But it means that they do, truly. Because that's why we are alive in a human species. It's because people have fucked more than one person. If monogamy was like what cavemen did, we would be... If there was only monogamy from the dawn of humankind we wouldn't be there wouldn't be people here

as many you need to proliferate as a species you need to fuck a lot so now we can kind of get away with it because we're overpopulated but yeah we needed to fuck new things and people live longer to have more kids

you don't die on childbirth and all that shit. Yeah. Yeah. That's true. What? Um, so we want new. And so you want anything that'll be new.

Like I love when, um, Chris shaves his beard. I'm like, Oh, a new, new guy. You're like fucking his twin.

Who's this guy? Yes. He's just twin with a job at Goldman Sachs. Yep. But here's the thing. Like a guy has to put on, like, what's our equivalent to a nightie though?

You know, these are all things that we have... I'm telling you, like a hot hero. Dressed like a hot hero or a rich athlete. A suit? Noah? I was just going to say a t-shirt with your junk hanging out. No. Noah, that's a bad look. That's look no that's the winnie the pooh and

we don't the problem is that's my look every night i don't like the little penis just dang i want something to take off too oh god no no i see what nikki is talking about um has avi ever worn anything that you just are very like surprisingly turned on by? Maybe like a a deadbeat shirt or something. I think just like anytime he just looks like

a really rugged. Oh yeah. Just like cargo pants or something. And I don't know. Just a shirt. Yeah like splattered in paint or blood or something like

you just got the problem with these costumes you're talking about or whatever yeah you're always like a poor johnny brocks yeah it's always a poor version so it looks shitty like if i wanted to dress like batman for for brenna i would need a fucking real batman would be weird but i would look like fat man funny yeah that would be funny that wouldn I would look like Fat Man. That would be funny. Yeah, that would be funny. That wouldn't be hot. Okay, you said superhero, though. I was just using an example. No, I'm thinking, no, I mean like a hero,

like someone who likes, you know, a fireman. Okay, so a fireman. A police officer, maybe not that. Yeah, okay. Although that would be hot, too. Sometimes cops. Maybe a doctor. A construction worker, like that rugged.

Yeah. What about when you're dressed up for golf? That's kind of like a costume. That's not a good look. It's kind of hot. Like that rugged. Yeah. What about when you're dressed up for golf? That's kind of like a costume. That's not a good look. It's kind of hot. It's feminine. If you're like into a daddy thing. You're wearing that big hat.

A dad. Yeah. If you're into like zaddy, like, you know, sugar baby. A suit's hot, I guess. My point was is that like a fireman, you would want a real fucking fireman. You don't want like a fucking fake Halloween outfit. Lifeguard. Yeah.

So just go buy like a fucking pair of shorts with Red Cross on them and get a little floaty. A little zinc on the nose. And a whistle. And a David Hasselhoff mask. Yeah. Eating a cheeseburger. Hammered. Something hot.

Yeah. I just. What happened to him? Where he in germany singing oh dude he's fine but the people always go what happened to him and people go he's rich he's doing fine you guys is he doing fine also oh yeah there is an update he like was doing a thing like a patreon or something and he was starting like a power metal band he was getting into like the rock metal scene i still know that he i mean he has such a he had such a following in that respect overseas why not andy david hasloff i think he probably does have a lot of money why do i think he's so rich but he only really did Baywatch? He made plenty of money off that. I mean, just starring on a show that ran in syndication for like

nine years. And it's probably still running in different parts of the world. He also was very big in Germany as a singer. Right. Or like other countries. Yeah, but I just want to say

when people go, oh, that person, we haven't heard from them, but they're rich. They can just disappear into obscurity. No, that doesn't mean they're happy. People always want...

It's really rare that someone who became famous is just fine. Just with painting by the beach the rest of their life. It's their choice to not be on television. Sometimes it is, I guess. I think actors are a little bit more like, I'm just a homebody. I never wanted the spotlight. I just enjoy the acting. But I think comedians, when they go off

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You heard it here first. Yeah, you heard it here first. Oh, boy. It's Wednesday, folks. You heard it here first. You heard it here first. Yeah, you heard it here first. Oh, boy. It's Wednesday, folks. You know what that means. It is Wednesday. Hope you're having all the swells out there. We are here in Cabo Salon.

Do you not know where we are? I don't know where we are. We're somewhere. Sometimes it's Cabo San Jose. Sometimes it's Cabo San Lucas. Sometimes it's Cabo Wabo. I don't know where we are. Where's somewhere? Sometimes it's Cabo San Jose. Sometimes it's Cabo San Lucas. Sometimes it's Cabo Wabo. I don't know where we are. Who knows? All I know is we're not in Cabo. I just found out we were on the little strip Mexico.

I thought we were on the mainland, bro. I never look at the geography of a location. We've been in Cabo twice this year. And I was in Cabo last year and i didn't know where i was for any of it i thought i was on the other side i thought i was on the um east coast of mexico do you look at a google map when you're somewhere to go what part of the state am i going

to uh yes i. Sorry about that. I think I could just diagnose you with something. Maybe I just got strep from here. It's strepier. I don't know what that was. That was like a... I make sounds like that all the time. I think my soul just left my body. Did you see anything fly out of me?

Did you see... Oh, my God, dude. In part of my special, I say horny, and I go, horn. Like, there's a, I go, can you take out that, like, I honk, and like that, honk. It's this guttural back of the throat. It's really gross. I do it a lot.

I got to stop. Did you have more than one take of saying horny? No, I just, they could just take out the first horny, like that part. Horny. It just sounds like I'm trying to decovid my throat. A new spinal cord implant helps paralyzed patients walk again. Whoa. Yeah, it's pretty amazing.

A man who was paralyzed from a motorcycle accident in 2017 received implant, and walked again three years later. The implant sends electrical pulses to his muscles, mimicking the action of the brain, and could one day help people with severe spinal cord injuries walk and exercise. What's his name? From Friday Night Lights. Oh.

God dang. What was his name? It was like one word. I didn't know you watched that show. Yeah, I watched the first God dang. What was his name? It was like one word. I didn't know you watched that show. Yeah, I watched the first two seasons. I was obsessed. So three people have gotten it, and the next day they're able to stand up. Oh my God.

But not like incredibly well. Yeah. But like, well, yeah. It's wild. I mean. Yeah. But they said, then there's one doctor that it's it's not that it's a miracle right away not by far it takes a couple of months for them to do like the the rehab and all that to

like learn how to even do that again yeah one guy did a backflip no like those robotics those dynamics whatever it's called oh my god the robot dogs oh my god so scary well you know when people lose an arm and they get an attachment and then they can think and the arm will go like this? It reads the brain impulses of what you would want to do?

That's so cool. It's wild that with all the technology we have, whoever made us or whatever made us is still way ahead of whatever we think we know. Isn't that crazy wait what do you think made us wait so you think that humans were created just like snap of the finger and we appeared no i'm just saying whatever we evolved into our whatever our dna is inside us our fucking brains, our everything.

It's more complex. It's more complex than even, you know, we can even imagine. Yeah, totally. But it will get there. We'll get there where we're going to be. I don't think we'll get,

I mean, I don't think we'll get there to the, like, Before. No, I think humanity will be wiped out before we honestly understand every, like, everything that the brain,

and like, there's still some things. They still don't know what really hiccups are or what that weird twitch on your arm is sometimes. You're like, ah, vitamins. You're tired. People still don't know why we have a fucking pancreas or some shit. You know those things? I think people know that.

No. There's still some anomalies where they go. Appendix, I think you mean. Appendix things? I think people know. There's still some anomalies where they go in. Appendix, I think you mean. Yeah, the pancreas I think people know. It is wild. There's some things we just don't need in our bodies. The appendix. I think people get their spleen taken out.

Tonsils. Tonsils. What about your... Yeah, those are tonsils. I always thought tonsils were the thing in the back, the little hangy thing. No. That's swinging in the back of my throat.

That's, I forget what that's called. Uvula. Your, whatchamacallit, not your molars. What are... Yeah, tonsils. No. Yeah, that's what you're thinking of. No, your wisdom teeth.

Oh, that's what I was thinking of too. I know. Tonsils are the things. Wisdom teeth. Yeah, that's what I was thinking of too. I know. Tonsils are the things. Wisdom teeth. Yeah, you don't need those. You don't need, I don't really need my earlobe. Well, yes, you do. You don't need your pinky toe.

That's going away apparently. At least that's what I was told. Really? Mine is pretty much curled up like a little snail. Yeah, in like 100 years we'll have four toes on our feet. No way. Where did you hear that? TikTok? I just made it snail. Yeah, in like 100 years, we'll have four toes on our feet. No way. Where did you hear that? TikTok?

I just made it up. Yeah, probably. We need all those to kind of grip the ground. G the G. But we actually don't because we wear shoes now. So that is a good point. What? No, I just love the idea that these chips are going on,

these paralyzed guys. I mean, I think that's so badass. I think that's like i don't know imagine like your fucking your brother got a car wreck and next day he's like oh no dude i'm i'm i'm gonna get that shit off the shelf we were talking about the cochlear implant yesterday ocular yeah you were calling it the ocular implant yeah i thought i knew something yeah you're real proud of that word. Yeah, it's close. Yeah. If you had bad hearing, you wouldn't know I said it wrong.

If you were in need of one. Yeah, the cochlear implant. Well, there's a whole, you know, a lot of the deaf community is like, fuck those things because we're a whole culture that we don't need. That movie. What was that movie? The Sound of Metal. Yeah. That was great with Riz Ahmed.

He is a hot guy. Yeah, you like him. Man, man, man, man. Yeah, so, no, he, yeah, in the movie he goes deaf from drumming and then he wants to get a cochlear implant because he's like, fuck this, I hate this, I the movie, he goes deaf from drumming. And then he wants to get a cochlear implant because he's like, fuck this. I hate this. I don't want to be deaf.

And then he goes to live on a deaf farm where all these people are just deaf to learn how to like accept the culture and be like, I'm deaf now. And it's actually cool. And it's like, there's no, it's not a handicap and all these things. And they're pretty much say like,

you can't come back if you get that cochlear implant. You're not one of us anymore, and it's the biggest no-no possible. It's like you're excommunicated from the deaf community if you get a cochlear implant because it's just saying, like, that deafness is something you should fix, and they don't think it is. And it's really the deaf, I don't know exactly what they're called, but the deaf culture is very fascinating to me. And I like that they have their own club and are very protective of it.

Depending on what your profession is, too. Like he was a drummer. So there was pressure there. You know what I mean? Like if you were just, you know. Yeah. I mean, his whole livelihood was based off of that. His whole, you know what I mean? Yes. Also were just, you know. Yeah. I mean, his whole livelihood was based off of that. His whole, you know what I mean?

Yes. Also, he wanted to get back with his girl. And he thought the only way was to be able to play drums again. But those videos where the babies start hearing shit. Oh. I can do a pretty good impression. All right, let's see. Ready?

We just put the cochlear implant inside the baby's ear. Hey. Hey, ear. Hey. Hey, Stephanie. Stephanie. Hey. That's it. Nice. It's just the first sound they go.

It's so cute. Or they smile. They just go. Oh, it's so fucking cute. Have you seen the videos where people are colorblind? The guys are colorblind? Oh, yeah. And they get the glasses. Those are so fucking touching. Every seen the videos where people are colorblind the guys are colorblind oh yeah and they get the glasses those are so fucking touching every single time they cry

every single time why doesn't every colorblind person have those though like they're not that expensive they're not a great looking frame either yeah they're kind of we need to make some gray bands needs to get on that i i'm dying to give someone in my life those I'm like I took the colorblind test to see if I was because it's to be that moved by seeing color is so cool I wonder how long that lasts you know what I mean

how excited you get yeah it's like okay sweet oh my god the sky wow I just love those videos really seeing men like cry when they don't expect it because at first they just go, oh, wow.

That's what you guys see all the time? Cool. It's really beautiful. At first they're very cool. Like, oh, fucking mountain. You can just see it's kind of Purple Mountain's majesty or whatever. Those trees are so great. It's so cute.

I've never been moved by it. That's what fucking tits look like. I've never been moved in that way. That's the color of tits. Like it's just like, I also love the idea of a kid getting a cochlear implant. That's what your nipples? A cochlear implant.

Yeah. And being like. What about a cock implant? That's what mom sounds like. He just takes it out. Like, okay, I'm good. Yeah, I'm good. I'm good. Yeah, I'm good. I'm good.

Mom sounds like a fuck. I liked when she told me to clean my room and it sounded like, you know, a bomb going off. You know, where everyone's... I mean, it is wild to think that you see like a dog. Like, dogs don't see color. They're colorblind. Yeah. color they're colorblind yeah maybe if we put the glasses on luigi he would feel something but my dog was racist growing up so well they can see it was interesting i mean yeah it's well

dogs are angry at what they're unfamiliar with so i'm guessing your dog didn't wasn't raised like i think that dogs if they're raised by a family I'm guessing your dog wasn't raised. Like, I think that dogs, if they're raised by a family with darker skin, and that's all they see, and they see a fucking whitey come deliver the mail, they're going to freak out. Yeah. But yeah, and... It was wild.

Marge would always attack anyone that came to do work on our house. Or like... We were just like, and then you can't say anything. Annie Letterman would have a great joke about that. Did you ever hear that joke? No. She's like, my dog's,

you know, just, my dog's racist, just like treats black people differently. I'll be walking into the street and she'll see a black guy and she'll just, she just,

and it's maybe it's me that she's reading off of, like my kind of instincts. So she just starts sucking their dick. Something like that was really good all right uh next news story oh um open that phone open it up okay so here we go a slob groom oh as a quote slob unquotelob. I don't know how to do that. We didn't label him the slob. Okay, yes, yes, yes. Groom is ripped apart online for wearing a T-shirt and faded jeans to his wedding.

Now, his wife, fully dressed, hot, like whatever, like wedding dress. Let's see this. Okay, wait. So, I didn't know this until I read a little bit more closely. They're both 16. Oh, my God. What the fuck? But anyway, back to the outfit.

Okay, she is dressed. She looks like an Instagram filter. I mean, she definitely got a filter on that. But she's got, I mean, she's fully dressed like a bride, veil, everything. And then the guy is wearing a shirt that says Angelus. Palm Angels. Oh. Palm Angels. Oh, Palm Angels. It is an expensive t-shirt. It is?

It's like 280 to 400 bucks. No way. How do you know that? Well, one, I know because I read the article. Two, I saw our friend Gianni wearing Palm Angels the other day and I was like, why does anyone, everyone's like, God, your outfits cost more than my house. I was like.

Those jeans this guy is wearing are terrible. I mean, I don't see a problem with this. I mean, people are reacting horribly. If she's fine with it, that's okay. She doesn't look thrilled. I mean, she... Well, she looks like she's posing. Can you imagine being 16 and getting...

Yeah, she's posing for sure. And you can't look happy in a picture to look really sexy. If you got married and your husband was like, hey, can we just do a casual? Like we could have people there, but can we not do the whole like wedding dress thing? How would you feel about that? No, I don't want to wear all that beaded shit and like a corset. But I would want to, I want to look like a bride. I would want to look like a like a bride i would want to look like and i would no i would i would want it to be a formal thing but it depends on the person because you do you

i'm just gonna do me and where he shows up wearing no i mean for a nascar outfit no oh yeah he's wearing the f1 he drives up in there f1z um Why didn't we make that connection before? That's good. No, I'm a big stickler for myself about men dressing up for occasions. Like when it's a dinner, a nice dinner, or I've put a lot of effort in and it doesn't match their effort. I feel so stupid.

I go all, and I know it doesn't mean all this, but I go to a place of you don't care about you you're not trying as much as I am in this relationship you you're trying to get through this dinner you'd rather just do take out I want to go like have a nice evening I want pictures of this you don't even care like I just go to like you don't love me and that yeah the first time I ever went over to Chris's house and he was like and he didn't know that I liked him. I was the host of that show at the time, and he was a producer on it, and I was like,

oh, I want to make chili with you, because he was making chili for the cast one Sunday, and I went over, and I was like. What did you wear? A wedding dress? Yeah. You're like full, like, I'm ready. I showed up in a teddy bear costume and build a bear build a teddy and i showed up and i remember he said oh well it's pretty chill over here at sunday we're just

hanging out i might be in sweatpants not a big deal like that's just the way like he was probably being flirty and i had been triggered before by a guy showing up in sweatpants when i like looked so cute. And just, he just like goes to the door and like opens it and then walks away from it. You know what I mean? Like unlocks it. And I just have to let myself in.

And then he's already be lining it back to the couch before I even step in. And he just falls back on the couch and he has no socks on. And that he is the, you know, just his sweatpants are fucking dirty and hanging off his fucking body. And, uh, and you just go, this guy doesn't his sweatpants are fucking dirty and hanging off his fucking body. And you just go, this guy doesn't even like me. Meanwhile, he probably does.

He just doesn't, like, but to me, that stuff matters. And I remember being like, if you are wearing sweatpants when I open that door, I will be very upset. Like, I got weird about it. And he was just like, okay. Like, I'm sure now. That would be a red flag for me if a girl was like, don't be wearing.

I think I just said, you better not. Please put on some goddamn jeans. You know, I probably made a joke about it, but he answered the door. I think I've told this before, but he answered the door

and I thought they were sweatpants and I seriously, my hope, my heart sunk because I was like, I asked for this and he's wearing fucking sweatpants, but they were light colored jeans and I was like, I asked for this and he's wearing fucking sweatpants. But they were like colored jeans.

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Listen to Questlove Supreme on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Alright, why do I care? Why do I care? Oh boy, this is pretty wild. And I was watching the video while we were starting.

Oh, really? Nelly apologizes after a video of him receiving oral sex somehow ended up on his Instagram story. I sincerely apologize to the young lady and her family. This is unwanted publicity for her and them. While Nelly's face was not visible in the X-rated clip, his voice could be heard saying, hot in here.

Filmed an unidentified woman performing oral sex. So why is it embarrassing for her and her family if she's unidentified? Could you see her? I felt like you could see her pretty well. Really? Did you see his dick? You couldn't really see him, but you could hear him. I didn't watch the video, though. Did you see his dick, or did you just hear her head

bobbing? I only saw one video, and I didn't see all of his talk, which is probably a good thing hear him. I didn't watch the video, though. Did you see his dick? Yeah. Or did you just hear a head bobbing? I only saw one video, and I didn't see all of his cock, which is probably a good thing for him. Because it didn't show. Maybe it did. Maybe I just saw a video that was cut off. If you had a huge dick, though, would you mind people seeing that? That's the thing. Did he release it because his cock looked good?

Who knows? It's been a while. I'm sure he didn't mean to. There's been times where I almost posted something on my story that was so not made for the story, but it's just like, it's so weird. My hand would like, like I've never accidentally posted stories,

but there's been times where it's almost slipped and I've gone like, and then sometimes it doesn't load, you know, and then you have to wait for it to load before you delete it. And so then you get distracted by someone and then it's just load oh it's just well sometimes it goes this is saying on your facebook story well that's what his people are saying speculated that he got hacked which to me sounds like they don't know penalized by instagram for putting up oral sex and what do

you just see the woman's head like do you see her slobbing on a knob for 15 seconds? It was a minute long video. Yeah, it goes through. It's four different stories. It might as well be its own reel. Boy, I wonder how long was it up for? I love the one person who's watching Nelly's stories and caught it and was just like,

oh, I knew my ticket would come in someday. There's not. There can't be that many people. I don't know how many stories. Yeah, that's true. I think he's got 3.3 million followers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But the screen recording of it.

I'm one of them. Depending on how long he's left it up. I mean, who the hell is getting ready? Like, what? Oh, there's his dick. Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it. You know what I mean? Well, if I saw a dick,

I'd go back and screen record immediately. You know what I mean? i wonder if i saw a dick i'd go back and screen record immediately you know what i mean yeah that's great recording is just a nice little feature it really is and it's not on until you put it on which is interesting i mean i don't know how much money would it cost huh how much would what cost i'm just trying to think like yeah everyone talks about that abandoned house that he has oh yeah st louis i mean it looks so cool um you should buy it and then suck his dick in it um no but i'm how much do you think like if you were putting out an album and you were like your record sales sales are going to go up 80%. Old conspiracy theorist Andrew saying that every post is about publicity. He put out a song with Neil Young. Nelly Young.

Did he really? Think about it. Put it together. Did he really? No. Oh, that was the Neil Young thing that you said. Hambert. Drop.

Yeah, you think everything's for publicity. Listen, can it be both? No, it can't because it would be... I'm just asking, how much money would it take for you to put up a quick Insta story? I'm telling you, dude, if I wanted publicity, I could put up a fucking sex tape. That's what I'm saying. I know. What's the number?

I wouldn't do it because I don't lie and I would have to pretend like I accidentally did it and I can't do it. That's the only thing holding you back? I mean, no, it's not, but I think that if I got to a point in my career where I, I mean, that's how so many women have become extremely famous, is releasing sex tapes and then claiming that they were hacked. Well, the problem is now is like there's been so many, it's not a big thing anymore.

I swear to God if I release, if something got leaked from me, it would, anytime I get any bad press, anytime anything happens that's bad. It's been a positive. It's always been good for me. And I've always gone, oh no, but it's always, I get Google or Google. The only thing you want is people seeing your name.

It doesn't really matter the context at some point, especially when it's not something that's like that bad. And especially if it's, I was violated and I also look amazing. That's the thing. His penis, I assume, looked pretty big. Well, it's hard to make a, well, let's just say, just because you have a big penis or a hot bod doesn't mean you did purposely do it. No, no no no no i think it actually could be the red herring that makes you

go oh this guy would never release this his dick looks small but uh also we're talking about him you know like it could be the thing like if a guy's video came out and his dick was small yeah you go there's no way he did this oh but maybe he did but maybe he did it because he goes no one would ever think that I, small dick man, would release one. I'm just saying, Andrew. It's a good point, but Chris Brown's dick got out.

Would you ever do something like... Depends how much money I get. Well, it could mean the difference between you having a number one Netflix special or... If a girl was... Yeah, that wouldn't happen.

If a girl was blowing me, I would get me... I'd probably lose nine followers. No, we've talked about this. We've talked about this. Men on Instagram, when they post pictures with their girlfriends. That does well. They get so many likes more than any other post.

And women, when they post pictures with their boyfriends, they lose followers. My argument is that not if the guy's more famous than the woman. Okay, but take that out of it. I will say that men, when they post with a woman who's not famous, that's their girlfriend. They get more likes even. I don't know. Women just like, I mean, I don't like it.

Whenever a guy I'm crushing on on Instagram and I follow just because they're like hot they have like oh we're expecting i'm like unfollow like i just don't i've got i go i don't want to see this it makes me jealous i want to like i my fantasy is that we'll end up together or whatever you know like i just don't sometimes i'm just jealous or i want to mute but it would make me not like it as much but for some reason i've noticed when guys are like this is my girl people fucking 20 000 likes in a minute and women i mean i've heard i've never done it but when you post like my boo yeah drop off severe interesting i mean i have 69 follower male followership on, even though men seem to very much hate me on Reddit

and YouTube and Facebook and in my family and personal life. And in the room. And in this very room. Look at me. No, I'm just trying to think, like, if... Yeah, I think it's probably because, like, guys, I guess, in our culture is less likely to be tied down.

I want to do some actual... I want to do some research on this because I want to prove my point. Because if you go to JJ Watt's wife's Instagram, right? She'll put up a picture of her playing soccer. She's a professional soccer player. Maybe like 10,000 likes. Then if she puts up a picture of her and him,

80,000 likes. That's different. When they're a family that you know that is like Tom likes. Then if she puts up a picture of her and him, 80,000 likes. That's different. When they're a family that you know that is like Tom Brady and Giselle together, oh my God, of course, they're gonna be, it's gonna get more likes. But I'm talking about girls

that have been single before that then are announcing their boyfriend. I think I would say that first announcement is gonna get more likes than you've ever gotten. Okay, maybe let's not do first announcement. Let's do like, but a girl that is like with a guy for under a year and posts about him, then it's going to get less. Let's get to collection of kids.

It also depends on who your followers are. So your followers are different. You have a lot of male followers that probably don't want to see you with another guy. But if you're just a regular girl who's just putting out photos, they get more likes when they're in a couple. That's why they do it all the time. I'm just saying that girls who follow men are usually supportive when they get girlfriends, and men who follow women are not supportive.

Depends if they're famous, I think. Okay, but as someone who is not famous, as someone who's not famous, as someone who's not famous, I can agree with what Nikki says. When you put up a picture with you and Avi, you get less likes? Just like in general, through my whole life,

when there's a guy involved, there's less interest from other people, you know, likes, whatever, or even like in real life. When it's just me, there's more interest yep yep that's because men i mean this goes back to men just wanting to fuck everything and when there's a man in the picture you can't fuck it but women know that men will still fuck you even if you

have a woman in your picture so okay i still like it this is what this is what I want to eat. I cracked the code. This is what I want. I did it. I want our listeners, send in, if you have a boyfriend or a girlfriend, or no, if you have a boyfriend and you're a girl, send in your latest pic of you alone and your latest pic of you with your significant other. Love this. And let's start seeing who has- And do not try to sway us either way.

You pick the latest picture of you and your boyfriend where it's like- Just just him in the background like here we are in uh outback or whatever right or and then and it can't and then one it can't be one way he might be it might be your brother here's the other thing my boyfriend but there's a there's a lot of variables here if the girl's in a bikini alone it can't compare both Clothed. Both have to be clothed. And then we compare. And they have to be kind of recent. And don't try to just pick your latest alone picture. Don't try to impress us with your numbers.

You're not going to. And no alone selfie like my dog just died. No bullshit like that either. Okay. Let's try this. And maybe give us a sampling because maybe just taking one, we won't get a good gist of it. Yeah, give us a nice sampling.

Okay. Let us know on Nikki Glazer Pod. We appreciate it. Okay, let's get to Collection of Ks. Getting ready for some ks. So if you are new to the show, welcome to the show. A big word we use around here is ks. It originated in high school

with me and my friends it is a way to describe someone who's doing something so that other people perceive them to be cool but they act like they're not doing it on purpose they act like it's just a part of them however if they were alone in a vacuum they would not do it so it is only to act like they're cool only um the you know prime example is this is revving your engine uh just peeling out wine culture or having any kind of shirt that's like my shirt that i just got called that says butt wiser it's just like like anything that's just makes you look like you drink a lot or like is trying to make people perceive you in a way that you really aren't truly it's just you trying to be cool yeah but acting like you're not like a license plate that

says like you know hey big nuts or whatever yes something yeah something like that something where you're bragging and you're not really being self-aware such a satisfying word once you start using it and you just go okay and you say it with dis it is such a satisfying word once you start using it, and you just go, okay. And you say it with disdain, and people that don't even know what it means just get a sense that they somehow are awful and need to change. All right, so what do we got?

What are some good ones? All right, here's a voicemail from Clayton. Clayton. Hey, what's up, Nikki, Andrew, and Noah? Big fan of the pod, you guys. Keep up the good work. I'm in the process of trying to catch up through all the episodes. I'm in the 70s now, so

we're hoping to be up to current date soon. Oh my god. But yeah, keep bringing me all the swells. It's been an awesome ride so far. A journey of self-discovery and laughs, and I just love the openness. Thanks so much. But what I want to talk to you guys today about is perhaps a potential cure moment. I just want to know.

I skateboard as a hobby, and I've been making a lot of progress with it lately, and I've been very proud of myself. I sort of relate to Nikki and her guitar adventures. But I posted a video on Instagram showing off my progress on some tricks of course it's for my own gain so people can congratulate me and see how far i've come i just sort of had this moment after i posted it like uh-oh i think i'm being anyways all the best you guys take care um and keep on rocking clayton thank you so much for your um quandary i want to be friends with that guy i know nice guy i just love that guy now this is an interesting one i

get a lot of uh besties asking i'm probably being good when i do this and i gotta say if this is this one's tough though because would he post it in a vacuum no because what would be the point of that? There's no one else that exists. You can't get feedback. But the kuh involves acting like you're not doing what you're doing. And when you're posting a clip of you doing tricks, it's very clear that you're not going,

oh, look at how I fucking fall on my ass at the end here, but it's a bunch of cool tricks first. That would be cool. There's no hidden agenda here. Exactly. You are blatantly putting it out there, like this is a cool thing that I'm trying to do. I'm showing myself like, you know,

stumbling into this new territory where I'm kind of proud of myself. Not cool at all. Doesn't even come close to cool. I think the caption matters. I think if the caption's like, hey, I'm learning, proud of myself. Not good at all. Doesn't even come close to good. I think the caption matters. I think if the caption's like, hey, I'm learning. I mean, I can't believe. He probably sounds like he's in his mid-20s.

To learn skateboarding later in life. Yes. That's fucking ballsy in itself. It's just cool. It's just cool. And so if he's like, hey, I'm starting this later in life. Yeah. Check out my progress.

Great. But if it's more like, you suck. I rule. I'm starting this later in life. Check out my progress. Great. But if it's more like, you suck, I rule. Something like over the top of like... Or if it's like an emoji that's looking to the side like, I don't know. Yeah.

You know, like, Kuh. He sounds like he's far from Kuh. Wanting a compliment and actually putting something out there that people will like, not Kuh. But if you are, the hidden agenda part is going to make it k so clayton you pass the k test you are not k and if you have a question about being k you're not k okay so here's a quick story

from katie and this is for sure a k okay good my friends and i are all at a local dive bar sitting at the high top table that faces out the front window where you can people watch all of the drunks stumble down the snow-covered sidewalks. I hear my friends say, oh man, look at this one. And here comes a tall, lanky dude

riding a road bike through the snow with a fucking naked blow-up doll tied to the back of his bike. Kuh! This dude ends up stopping right in front of the bar chains up his bike and walks up to the bar entrance turns out the dude is my fucking 38 year old ex-boyfriend who's just in town for the weekend i was embarrassed for him but mostly for myself oh my god oh that sucks to be calling out some guy from afar and then be like wait i blew that guy

oh it's so embarrassing um good for you not being with him anymore but also what was the blow-up doll for like is was he doing it because he's like i lost a i'm impractical joker's prank gone you know like he lost he's peacocking he knows knows he's going to get to the bar. Everyone's going to see the blow up doll. Everyone's going to give him a high five. And he's just going to go, what? That's Veronica.

Yeah. What do you mean? What's the big deal? She's way cooler than my ex-girlfriend. She doesn't talk back like my fucking ex, Lex. Oh, hey, Lexi. This guy is good. That's so funny.

This guy is good as shit. Oh, hey, Lexi. This guy is Kuh. That's so funny. This guy is Kuh shit. Oh, he's Kuh as fuck. Most guys' tactics to get people to pay attention to them is Kuh. Yeah. In a way, in a small, very small way, sometimes Kuh, I still respect it a little bit just because it's going against social norms. And I do kind of like that sometimes. And they're taking a risk.

Yeah. And I'm afraid of that. Yes. Myself. Yes. Myself. Yes. But there is just something where it's like, it would be refreshing if he was like, ah, I'm just trying to get laid.

So this gets the lady's attention. Like knowing what you're doing, using it, just being honest is the antidote to K. Do we have any other Ks? We have so many. All right. Final thought. Here is a voicemail from Gabby.

Hey, Nikki, Andrew, and Noah. This is Gabby. I wanted to share a totally cuh song with you guys. Remember this shit? Drugs, women, wine, weed. So cuh so anyways um love you guys so much jack skellington hi gabby i don't know that song i don't either but i do like that she kept it under five seconds oh my god she definitely followed the rules i mean anything with wine weed the the something what was the first part the The blank, the women.

The women. I don't know that song. I don't know Wine, Weed, and Women. It sounds like a Hasselhoff song. Wine, Weed, and Women. I mean, it's kind of, I kind of like that it's alliteration, and that guy definitely was, if we just wrote a song about wine, I mean, I don't blame him for putting out the song,

but it's his fuck, and people who would blare it were definitely cool. I bet this girl is a lot younger than us, and it was just a thing in college. Yeah, I don't know that song. It sounds like an older song. Yeah, there's a ton of K's songs. I'm trying to think of the K's song. I mean, any kind of,

I mean, the only music I know is Taylor Swift, and I'm not going to even get into some K lyrics, but there's been a few. And by the way, I've been K before too, so no hate. A lot of country music is K. Yeah. Like.

I come back not stronger than a 90s trend. Oh, shots fired. No, not shots fired. Oh, okay, shots back delivered delivered i actually like that lyric it doesn't fit in the song willow because the song is like fired again you just i just love the idea of someone knowing that the thing they came up with is cool like a lyric like you can tell that she was probably like said that once. Cause she's a fucking clothes horse wordsmith.

Yeah. Um, she's amazing with, you know, just turns of phrase. So I come back not stronger than a nineties trend. She probably was like, Oh fuck.

Yes. Wrote it down. And then I just think at one point she was like, at the end of the album, she was putting it together and she goes, fuck shit. I forgot to put in stronger than a nins trend that's a really good lyric where can we put it you guys and they're like well willow has a this lyric isn't the strongest we kind of

had a placeholder and she's like okay let's throw it in here because it doesn't fit and it's a little and she does it like she says in a way that you're like, oh. She knows this is a good line. Hey, look. Shots fired, man. Shut up. They're not fired. We're not fired. I have nothing bad to say ever about Taylor Swift.

Oh, my God. All right. It's getting hot in here. Stop it. It's Nelly's dick. In my mouth. For 20 bucks. For 20 bucks? And a tour of his abandoned house.

It's pretty cool. It's pretty cool. Who am I? What? You reading the news? Andrew always looks down when he's reading the news, but he was just doing an impression of a girl sucking a dick. Yeah, go on YouTube.

You can see Nellie's dick getting sucked by me. Okay. Well, thank you guys so much for listening to the show. We'll be back tomorrow. Maybe we should do a little bit more cuz for Fanthrax

because I feel like we didn't get through enough today because we talked too much as always. Thank you so much for listening. We will see you tomorrow. Love you guys.

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