The Nikki Glaser Podcast - #198 Record of The Year

Episode Date: April 6, 2022

Nikki is making the rounds on E!'s Daily and Nightly Pop in Los Angeles. Andrew fills her in on his night opening for David Spade, a joke that didn't land the way he thought and a scandal that involved Nikki's parents backstage. Since Nikki missed the red carpet at the Grammy's, Andrew and Noa give her another chance to answer reporters. You Heard It Here First, don't charge a corporate card unless Andrew is your boss, it's safe to return your library book in NY and Nikki does care about Camila Cabello's feelings. In Reddit Dump, Nikki shares a video of a retail employee that made her laugh, a wart story that gave her a giggle and her new fascination with Tyler Henry. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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The Nikki Glaser Podcast. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Nikki Glaser Podcast. Here's Nikki. Hello, here I am. Welcome to the show. It's the Nikki Glaser Podcast. I'm Nikki Glaser.

I'm in Los Angeles. That's Andrew Collin. He's in St. Louis. He looks like he's meditating because this camera's frozen to me. He looks like he is in deep. To me, too. He looks like he's about to self-emoliate, like one of those monks who lights himself on fire.

He looks like he's in that pose. And then Noah, of course, is in Arizona. How are you guys doing today? Our Monday episode was done on Friday, so I haven't talked to you guys kind of all weekend. Weekend was good. Yeah? How was opening for David Spade?

What did I do? Oh, you mean how he ended for me? Yeah, how was just clearing the way for David Spade to just come in and do a closing set after your 10-minute reverse headline? Well, it went well. I think I'll give myself a B. It's funny, beforehand, the texting exchange,

when you don't know a bigger comedian, you don't know the etiquette of whether to joke right away, to be too jokey through text. Right. And he wrote me, he's like, yeah, I'll let you know I'm about to go on stage about dinner tomorrow, blah, blah. And I was like, yeah, break the audience's legs. Like just a quick little quip,

like a twist on break your legs. Oh, I see what you were doing there. Wow, you were really turning that joke on its head. So he did it right back to that. Wait, again, how long did you think before you said that, though? Was that just the first thing you thought of, or was that a little bit, did you run it by Brenna, did you run it by anyone? I obviously didn't run it by anyone except for my putter because I was on the

putting green and I was just like, Oh, this will be a silly little quip. And then it went radio silent and I go, I'm off the show. Yeah. Can you read this? I mean,

honestly break the audience's legs. It's like something that it's so funny. Cause men, when they text celebrities is like the way women are when they're texting men, like we overthink it. Like, that's what I would write David Spade if I was trying to flirt with him.

If I was like a girl is like, and I didn't know about standup, I'd be like, what do, what is, I don't want to say like break a leg because that's like, so like lame. I don't want to say like,

have a good set because like, that's too generic. I don't want to say have a good set, because that's too generic. That is exactly what I would write if I was nervous to talk to a comedian, and I didn't do comedy. A thousand percent. Break the audience's legs. So then I should have just wrote have a good show,

or it sounds good. Sounds good. A thumbs up. So I'm freaking out. Honestly, it would be totally cool to. I'm like, i'm like i'm off the show oh my god but then the next day he goes to as you know audio text and i'm like okay i'm reading it all wrong and we had a great exchange before this show back and forth

just voice by you know he goes you know i know you're just opening for me but you're not the opener you're just a comedian on the show i know that i go look i have no ego in this i'm your opener but if i could do a short q a towards the end of your set and come back and we could cross promote that'd be great just fun yeah i got myself back i thought i was doing a good job and we can both come out and break the audience's legs together. And you do like a callback to your shitty life. I just love it. I should have done it. Honestly, you're one of the funniest people ever.

But break the audience's legs is just so just it's just not your best work. But it's so funny because it almost is your best work because it's so bad. Like it's something it's just that's what i was going for i really was right i really was i was like i hope he sees that i'm this smart that's what your aunt would say to you i don't know if he did like how you know what they usually say break a leg but i'm saying break the audience's leg break the audience yeah he's a big voice voice uh noter and i like those i like those it's fun and i um it's so funny like you talk about trying to be like cool on text like i'm one to talk like what literally i'm one to talk because when i do a voice memo back to him i will do them like

sometimes four times in a row and i'll like recreate recreate seemingly the things that happened that were spontaneous in the moment like I'll like it's just so because I want it to be funny and charming and and then and then I just realized like he likes me for me not because I'm really super quirky you know like he just likes I realized my friendship with him um is really based on me just getting a huge kick out of him like he enjoys me because I'm a good laugher and like he doesn't he has I'm not like the the I'm nowhere as near as quick as him I never will be um and I just have a better time setting him up and like celebrating how funny he is so it's like kind of just a relationship where I go like what about this joke you do, and this joke?

And I just reference stuff he does all the time, and he gets a kick out of it. Whereas if someone references jokes I do, I'm like, please don't remind me of how lame that was. Oh my God. Oh my God. So I have such a funny story, though. So then we do the show.

It went great. The interactions in the green room, although I don't think I seemed too thirsty, whatever. Like, I honestly think the show went great. I watched his set. He did great. Whatever. Great, great, great.

How funny is he? He's very funny. He did very well. The crab story, have you seen this yet? Oh, my God. My parents also talked to me about the crab thing, and I'm'm like you mean the crab in the cabinet and the crab broom and there's uh at least like 4 000 crabs per room at minimum and how crabs are just spiders with good pr like i have david spade set memorized like i'm obsessed with the crab bit it's from when he was doing bachelor

paradise and he's hosting down there and and like there were so many crabs in his room they just like and they were there's so many that they gave him a crab broom. They were like, oh, he needs a crab broom. So they brought him a broom that was specific for crabs. It's so funny. And then they give him a special bed. He's like, they just climbed 90 feet up the wall and stairs. I don't think the bed is going to stop him.

That's a great point. So then he's like, you know, your parents were there. So they come backstage. And, you know, you kind of tell that he, you know, didn't want that many people back there. But he's like, yeah, no, it's all great. It's Nikki's parents and, you know, your mom and your dad. You know, they're great. They're awesome.

But they're like, yeah, we we're gonna get out of your hair like we know like you know the was it before and then your mom after after the show yeah and so then your mom goes so they say that and then two seconds later your mom goes is that vodka? No. Can I grab some vodka? Oh, no. So she had had a couple drinks. We're dealing with a lit Julie Glazer. Okay. Okay.

Which is the best Julie Glazer. So fun. Some would disagree with you. People who care about her and might disagree with you okay but she so she grabs the vodka she starts uh you know instagramming on our account let's keep going was was spade giving her shit was he just was he dancing it up oh my god she was dancing no no so then she she she makes it with diet coke she goes who does this he goes that's my drink he goes whoa david spade i never thought to do like it was like someone landed on the mars you mix this with diet coke oh well david does it i'm doing it i'll try it oh no you don't do that

you do diet coke i will i knew i liked you i knew i liked him just like oh god he's like can i go back to the double tree and like just sit alone in my sad hotel room anything but being around this woman you're nailing this so you're nailing this so hard so then there's a cake there with leaves that you can eat oh yeah they made him him a cake because he has a bit about leaves or something. Oh, God. So then he goes, all right, I'm going to get out of here. You're not taking this cake? He leaves with Bobby.

You're not going to take this cake? They made this beautiful cake for you. You don't care? You're not taking the vodka? And you're not taking the vodka? Well, I'm just – do you want me to take it? I'm just kidding. Just kidding. Oh, God. I mean, I could do the Do you want me to take it? I'm just kidding. Just kidding.

Oh, God. I mean, I could do the whole thing. You don't even need to tell me what happened. Let me guess. She drank the vodka, she ate the cake, and then she left her phone there all weekend long because she couldn't get... She did.

She left her phone there all weekend long at this theater venue and was texting me from my dad's phone all weekend long. Is that what happened? Yes, it is. Dude, I tell you, you're on fire, but there is one other thing that happened. She didn't eat the cake. She took

the leaves. These leaves are beautiful. Just the leaves. I'm taking these leaves. You kidding me? No one's taking these? I'll take them. No one's going to eat this cake. I'll take the goddamn leaves. Now, this is a lot of work went into these.

You know how much this cake probably was? She's Googling it. How much are little leaf cake leaves? I bet those are 15 bucks a piece. What is she doing with these leaves? Oh, my God. bucks a piece. What is she doing with these leaves? Oh my God. So your nephew is having a

birthday. She is reusing for him. And she's going to study the leaves and recreate them or she's going to. Yes. No. She's going to use them. She's using David Spade's leaves on Arlo's cake.

Yeah, I mean, there's nothing surprising about this. What are they, fondant? I'm sure they'll probably be good by then. Arlo's birthday's in a couple days. It makes total sense. I like this move. Now, you know what? I like, because I bet that cake would have just gone to waste.

And now she's going to get some, she'll be like, Arlo, you can eat these. And then I'll die of food poisoning. And, you know, it'll be his last birthday, but it'll be the one that he, you know, we all remember. Jesus Christ. I mean. She goes, I'm making a cake for Arlo. I go, what the hell did he sell out? Oh, my God.

So then she was going to make a special cake for him. Congrats on selling out yeah sold out david spade yeah and then so then um the basketball game's on your dad has like he's gonna win like a couple hundred bucks if yeah i mean i got a couple hundred bucks in this we're staying until they ended a basketball game i'll watch it jules jules will you just sit down so then they okay all right yeah is that my dad am i nailing my dad yes dude and then they kick us out before with five seconds left in the game they're like you guys gotta get it's 10 o'clock like david left an hour ago oh my god this is so embarrassing like his like his entourage who he didn't even ask for are like shutting the place down and making it so like the union workers are going to get like time and a half for overtime because they have to stay so they can shut down after my mom has stolen David Spade's cake.

I mean, welcome home, Nikki Glaser. Coming May 1st. Just the Leafs. I'm taking these. Are you kidding me? EJ, shut up. I'm taking them. the Leafs. I'm taking these. Are you kidding me? EJ, shut up. I'm taking them. You shut up.

I'm taking them. He doesn't care. Nikki wouldn't care. And then she leaves her phone there all weekend. It's collateral. I mean, yeah. Nikki, how was your weekend? I mean, my weekend was, I missed that because I had to go to Vegas to do the Grammys yesterday on Sunday.

And, you know, I was there at like 1030 in the morning to do the pre-show for the lead up to the red carpet, the countdown to the red carpet. And it ended up being really fun. Yeah, the pre-pre. So it was like I, but I got to go to the red carpet. So we were broadcasting across the way like a mile which is like in Vegas times it takes like 45 minutes to get from the you know the um the Grammys and the red carpet were at the MGM Grand and we were on top of a parking garage above an M&M store and that is true we were on the top of this like 10 story parking garage on the very top the open top and

we're like in a parking lot with this a massive setup and we did you know um i went first i went to the grammys like just to go on the red carpet to get some pictures because i got styled and i paid a lot of money to get styled and i had like a really expensive jewelry and like a whole glam team and i looked great and so but it was just funny they're like still laying down the red carpet like as i'm walking on it like does it it's the it's me and like the guys who are like constructing it and um i woke up at the crack of dawn can you uh grab the end there yeah can you grab the corner it was yeah yeah yeah it was so early i was there at 10 30 and for like an evening grammys and then so and they have the glam bot which is this like weird robot arm that

kind of like goes goes really fast like zoom like you go okay action and then it goes and then it does a slow motion so you look like it's all those like super glamour shots and it was like it just sucked because i was supposed to uh initially wear this so i got fitted the day before i flew into vegas on saturday so i could do a fitting and go to rehearsal for the sunday show that's why i missed the spade show and um i uh i i uh had this great outfit picked up It was like this pink skirt with like all these like sequins. That was awesome. And then like this really frilly, like laced,

like black top. And like my stylist and I like all loved it. And then they were like, Hey, um, the seam on that looks a little too like short and we're worried about you sitting. And I was like,

Oh, it's easily fixable. I can just flip it to the other side. Cause it's like, uh, you could twist the stress. So that's not a problem. I just knew there was some other problem. Like I could tell like that was just an it to the other side because it's like you could twist the stress so that's not a problem i just knew there was some other problem like i could tell like that

was just an excuse to give me because they're like we just don't like it you know like they don't want to say that and um and so then i could tell like they weren't like okay great they were just like quiet and i was like they're coming up with another reason why i can't wear it which is not the like i never found out why they didn't want me to wear it because they kept coming up with like different excuses of like we just need a more elevated look I mean I think it was like it wasn't dressy enough and so then they had me put on this other thing that it was like my second choice which was like the one that you saw which was the silver like really tight dress but the problem was like the same problem I had on Dancing with the Stars like I was just from all this travel and like lack of sleep.

I was just backed up and like had not done like a number two in like so long. And when you have that like and you're wearing a skin tight dress, like sucking in is just like you have you can't suck in all the way. It just looks you can't. So it's just the glam bod of me. I look pregnant and I just couldn't. I was so annoyed like i couldn't get myself to poop beforehand even though i had i still have it like i it's just so weird when you know you haven't pooped in so long and all the food you've eaten is just sitting

inside of you and it's just like i just i just hated that i had to wear something that was so skin tight when i was just so not um like it ended up looking good but no no it was like complete i was like i had underwear yeah i wore um a thong that was like seamless you know but it was just oh like it was thankfully i was out of it by i was done at like a like 12 and so i was done for the whole day and i flew back to los angeles i missed the grammys because i was like on a delayed flight going back or going to LA because I'm here all week doing daily and nightly pop like I had to wake up this morning I have to wake up this morning all week at like I think it's at six and then I go we go live at eight to nine and then from 10 to 11 we do nightly pop it's like i'm doing two hours of a talk show every day it's

a lot it's a lot like i don't know what i agreed to but it is a lot and like i also agreed to do i mean obviously i'm doing this podcast and then i'm also doing more podcasts that are just only la based so i'm gonna slowly be losing my mind this week i think and i just gotta poop and it's so weird because like i am not normally someone who talks about like i have to poop like i'm not usually someone who just is like gross around people but for some reason last night yesterday i couldn't stop being like i wish i would have people would be like you look great and i'm like i should have pooped before like it was so gross like i was just like who am i i am not this girl that's like i have to diarrhea

like i'm not someone who's constantly talking about poop like I actually really grossed out when people like overshare that much but I was that girl yesterday but I think it was because I was so nervous to be around like the fashion elite like people who like know so much about fashion and like care so much about celebrities and like I just felt like I was not I I was just felt like I was an imposter there. So I was like, okay, I'll just go super into being the opposite of this because I can never be as stylish as all of you and like know as much about ball men

and like Givenchy and like Balenciaga and like Boucle's and like all the things they were talking about. I mean, this was a red carpet. So I think I just, I was like, who are you that you're talking about how you haven't pooped? It was like really, do you ever have those moments where you're just like, why did I

just tell David Spade that I hope that he breaks the audience's legs? Break the audience's legs? It was one of those moments where I was like, what just happened to me? When did I become the I have to poop woman? Like that is not who I am and it's not who I want to be. I mean, you know what though? On a show like the Grammys and it's fucking elegant.

It's funny then it is. It was like off camera though. It wasn't like on camera. It was like, no, it was not good. I think I really was. That's what I do. I try to like make myself disgusting so that like people don't even think I'm trying to be like them

because I know I'll never be like them. I think it was that. Andrew and I have a surprise for you after the break. Oh, you have a surprise for me after this break? Yeah. All right, Nikki, stay tuned. Yeah, it's your mom's David Spade's cake. Leaves.

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All right, we're back from break. What is my special gift? Surprise. Well, since you didn't really get to enjoy the Grammys, Andrew and I are going to host the Post Post Free Free Red Carpet Award Show. Oh my God. What is going on? Nikki. I can barely hear you over. Yes, yes. I'm here.

Yes. Who are you wearing and what was the process of getting ready for the red carpet to look like what you're wearing here? Okay. And what was the process of getting ready for the red carpet to look like what you're wearing here? Okay, well, I was wearing a 1970s vintage dress by someone's name who's an Italian designer that's really long, and I forgot it already. But it was from the 1970s. Is it Steve Madden?

No. I was actually telling people that it was by Wet Seal because I looked like a wet seal. And my necklace was a 1980s vintage Dior. And I, yeah. Oh, my God. I love that. Also, I'm wearing a ring that I can't get off my fucking finger from the season finale of Perfect Strangers 2. Nikki, Nikki, you look exquisite. How long ago was that?

No, that's me, me. Nikki, Nikki, you look exquisite. Your style is Danny and Emma, total pros. Totally. What is in your purse? In my purse is two Organe vegan protein bars in case I get a little bit hungry before 12 o'clock when I'm wrapped. Also is my phone. Adores. And then

also some lip gloss and my hotel key. I wish I had a better answer for that, but that's kind of all there was. That's what the people want to know. Oh my god. Nikki, Nikki, can I get your minute or ten or something? The homeless man right there. Oh my god. So, yeah. Hi. How are you? Can you hold my sandwich?

Who's your sandwich by? That's all. My sandwich is by Subway. Oh, my God. It's by Dave from Subway. That's vintage, too, right? There's lettuce, tomato, old cheese, and half a turkey bun. Okay, what was your artist that you really wanted to meet?

Was Lady Gaga wearing those cold cuts five years ago? I think I recognize them. Cool cuts. Noah, I'm sorry, a little producer there. I don't know why I called you a little producer. Less music? No, it's fine. This is such a busy red carpet, I can barely hear you guys.

No, it's still us. Who was at the Grammys that you really wanted to meet, and who are you going to meet later? Oh my gosh, I am not going to meet anyone later because I actually have to catch a flight at 3 o'clock and I couldn't get tickets to the Grammys. And we were actually broadcasting so far from them

that there was no chance I would get close at all. I only saw a bunch of queens from RuPaul's Drag Race who were also on the red carpet super early with me. And they all were like saying things like, oh my God, girl, work it. You look amazing. And it was really just, so that made me feel really good.

And what I'm most excited about for the Grammys that aired last night or two nights ago, because this is Tuesday's episode, is Olivia Rodrigo winning and singing a driver's license. I was really excited about seeing Taylor Swift maybe show up, but she didn't because she was only nominated for one. And I can't wait to see that one song win for everything, the Anderson.Paak and Bruno Mars song.

And what do they go by? Like Sonic Sound? I saw that the winners... They go by Bruno Pox. Supersonic. I saw them win everything and I'm... Silk Sonic.

Oh yeah, Supersonic is like a different band that sang like... What did they sing? Supersonic. They were like a 90s band kind of with like Three Doors Down and like Eve Six. I think he else.

When I saw that they won everything, I was just like, who is Super Sonic? I was like, is this a new band that I've never heard of? And of course, I didn't know they went by that name. When did that happen? Ian, do you guys know the difference between best record and song of the year and record and album of the year because record to me is an album. But really, record and song of the year

are almost very similar. A record is a singular song. And it's more about the recording of it. The guess is about... I just told you the answer. The recording is the singer. Yes. But why don't they say

recording of the year and not record? Record equals like, hey, you're going to go listen to some records? That's not like... Because you're saying it wrong. Record of the year?

It's record of the year? Record of the year. There's no way. Yes. Well, no one's saying it like that. Well, maybe they should. You always knew that it was not a record. It was record of the year.

I mean, look, when you go to the actual Grammys, unlike what you did, that's what you learn. I kept wanting to shoehorn a bit in where I said that the Grammys was short for grandmothers. Like, why is it? The Grammys has to be short for something like gramophone.

Oh, yeah, that's it. Because they're like little gramophones. Okay, that all makes sense. Yeah, maybe. Why aren't the Academy Awards called like the Ackies? Or the Oskies? Oh, that's good. And the Emmys, what is that short for?

Because you also have the other one. The Emmily's? Emily. No, it's short for Amaphone. Let's get to the news. That was fun, you guys. Hey, man, thanks for stopping for us. Yeah, thanks for taking our questions.

Oh, yeah. Anytime, you guys. I got to get in there. I have somewhere to be and that somewhere is getting in line for my Southwest flight I'm a B36 and pretty excited about it B36 is also

what I would if it was been B23 that would be better joke of saying like that's what most people are I was gonna say like guys are thinking when they find out that they're not. I don't know.

Better joke. I'm tired. Okay, let's get to the news. Why don't you be B23 and have C34 tits? Yes, there we go. You heard it here first. Yeah, you heard it here first. Oh, it's Tuesday, folks.

You know what? It's Tuesday. You know what that means it is tuesday um i hope you're having all the swells out there uh i don't know if you've heard about this but it's record it is of the year i mean it's wild if that is it and we've been saying it wrong all these times uh what are the news headlines today noah? All right. Well, this story, just a quick caveat, is not about any of Andrew's friends. Three Deutsche Bank executives, Deutsche Bank is like an investment, a German investment banking firm, got fired after charging a strip club visit to the company. The bank, however, did not fire the lone truth teller.

Oh, wow. company the bank however did not fire the lone truth teller oh wow so there were four and one of them ratted the others out and the three got fired is that what yes okay andrew's shaking his head andrew you you think snitches get bitches at the club what's going on here yeah snitch yeah no you should get stitches. You know what? Seriously. I really relate to this. Because you should get a appendix out. I relate to this. This weekend, I checked into-

What, snitching? No, I relate to charging something because you're like, oh, the company's card is down. So E put me up in the hotel this weekend for the Grammys at the Park MGM. And I didn't have to put down a credit card for incidentals so that was like okay cool they're like gonna let me have waters in my mini bar like stuff like that like that'll be nice and then i went and got a facial and i'm like they owe me this you know like i'm doing all this press for them and like i deserve this and like i'm just gonna charge it to the room and then I was like I want this grammy hat that was in the like the the gift shop I'm like I deserve this because I'm doing this and I was like and I

really like worked myself into thinking like I deserve these things and like he has to like they should just give them to me and like and I convinced myself yeah I'm gonna do that and then I was in the middle of the facial and I was like, who the fuck do you think you are? That is stealing. No one said that you could do that. They were nice enough to like put their card down. They're paying for your hotel.

This wasn't part of the deal. If you want them to give you a facial, you can ask for one and see if they cover it. But you don't get to just like assume. And so I did the right thing and i after i got the facial i let my you know contacted e know like hey i got a facial please figure out how i can reimburse you guys for it because it was a confusion with my card so i did give them my card but it like wouldn't load so i was like oh just put it on the room but then i you know i worked myself into thinking like they they'll get it and like you, you know, it wasn't even about like I'm going to take advantage of them because they owe me.

It was more like they can think and they're rich. And it's like, you know what? It doesn't matter. It's still stealing. It's like that's not that's not OK. And I did not get that Grammy hat. What? What annoys me is when there's a snitch and then the bank goes, oh, my God, what's happening?

We got a fire and ruined these people's lives. Everyone's been buying pussy on corporate cards for the last 700 years. That doesn't make it right. It's not. No, but it's just part of business, man. Like, you don't. You guys. They make so much money.

Oh, my God. I know. But like. What't you guys they make so much money oh my god i know but like what do you mean by that oh you mean the people spend their own money on it i'm not saying part of your like that's not a business expense i mean i would could argue that a facial is going to make me look better and feel better on there and i could say, oh yeah, pussy would also make me feel better and do better at my job. But like, what? Yeah. Look,

no, but if they're taking out, here's the difference. If they have clients, look lady, if they have clients that are taking the freaking Spearman Rhino.

Right, but this wasn't the situation. If that was the situation, it would be a whole different story. That's not, you have a budget for entertaining, and I'm sure pussy can be part of that budget. This was guys just using the company car.

Here's a twist, though. There is a twist because the restaurant that they went to – If they give a facial, they'll be better in the morning. The restaurant they went to doubles up as a steakhouse. So it's basically a steakhouse where you can buy. Rachel's? Is it called Rachel's? It's called Sapphire in New York.

Oh. Oh, yeah. So they can act like it was for a dinner and then it's really strippers. Yeah. Yeah. It's like saying, it's like calling your bar the library and being like, babe, I'm going to the library. It's like, come on. Yeah. I'm just tired of people like it's just dishonesty and i don't think this i

don't like the snitch i mean that's never a good look but like i really do feel like we need to call out bad behavior i just thought it was very interesting i'm such a like i feel like i'm a really honest person and i don't i used to shoplift like back in the day but i do not like to take advantage of even if i'm like oh they're rich they can afford it or like let's go wild like i don't like to just just because someone can afford something doesn't mean they should like you should waste their money on whatever you want because like there's a reason like i don't know it just it's just dishonest um but it was weird that i could talk myself into thinking i deserved it like i just you know you can anything

you want to do you can really create a scenario where it's like no i'm doing the right thing and i'm so glad that i had time to think during my facial and realize like this is not the person i want to be and honestly it would have weighed on me so much knowing that, you know, I probably could have gotten away with it. And they're probably going to give it to me because she was like, don't worry about it. But I was like, no, I really, please follow up. Like, I want to find a way to reimburse you because that was on me. So, yeah, it was just, it was me kind of like trying to get away with something. It's like when your mom took the leaves.

You know, it's like those weren't hers. Like, what is she doing? Yeah, but David was leaving them behind. I mean, I think that's okay. No, your mom could get leaves anywhere. I mean, if she takes David's leaves, that's just the same thing as a guy buying stripper pussy. Oh, my God. My friend this weekend said that she was like at uh she was waiting on um someone and like she

lives in hollywood and she was like waiting on this table at this like really frou-frou place she works at and the she was like um she said something to the fact of like oh that sounds good or like was that good and he was like yeah almost as good as moving to a city and thinking that you're gonna make it as an actress and really failing and said something and just waited and had his little like you know catty little boyfriends like sitting there like snickering as he just like held eye contact with her and i'm not joking you guys i wrote to her and i was like do you find this man's name i am going to do everything i can to destroy his life and i found him on instagram who is he let's murder him i i i like and then i was like looking at him on

instagram he seems like a nice guy and i'm like it's just we need to out these people and i'm not gonna out him because like i don't want to get my friend in trouble but people who are rude to people and like bullies like this they live amongst us we don't think they're out there because that just seems like a story that would only happen in like a mean girls spinoff like who talks to people like that but they're everywhere and we work with them we're around them and we need to call this behavior out it's unacceptable and so i think that it is good that the guy stood up and was like hey these strippers are like this is on the

company's card like this isn't it's not right you're lying it's not about the stripper part of it it's like you could you know whether it's whatever kind of facial I don't think those two guys are this are those to me those two guys aren't the same no but it's a slippery slope

is what I'm saying and so is her whoever that guy is that did that to our friend is disgusting oh it made my blood but also I was going to like DM him and go who the fuck do you think you are I know what you're really like and I will never work with you

and I'll tell everyone I know never to work with you and I was like wait but this guy is clearly in pain like you do not talk to people like that you do not try to make someone who's a waiter feel or a waitress feel bad about herself unless you are immensely miserable so i was like i don't need to do anything it's like that i feel i honestly feel sad for him next story i hope she fucking shit in his food i know i know i wish i could but i i can't yeah sorry you could try sorry if you if you give me a week give me a week

okay thousands of overdue books have been returned after the new york public library ended late fees the move has inspired the return of 72 000 lost or overdue items and a librarian said that they even got a book with a due date from 1959 and one from 1976 what is wrong with people That's why they're not returning books is because they don't want to deal with the late fees. Oh my God. How much are the late fees? How much are they? Well, they got rid of them.

I couldn't tell you. I mean, who knows? I mean, neither of us get library books, clearly. Some of them came in with apology notes. Mm-hmm. And 30% were returned readers come from a high from high need communities the librarian explained once that barrier is gone and there is a flood of materials back you realize how much of a barrier it really was meaning the late fees no kidding like you had you have no idea like i would have just assumed that people are lazy and like don't

want to take them back but it's really about and like, don't want to take them back. But it's really about like, I just don't want to have to pay up. And I wonder if like when, when blockbuster closed, there was just like stacks and stacks of, you know, tapes being shoved through the door of these empty blockbusters.

Like I remember having so many parking tickets in LA when I left in 2007 and you know from street cleaning and I was broke so I wouldn't pay them and I remember moving back to LA in 2015 and it had been a seven and a half years since I lived there before and someone said if you wait seven years they just go away and I was like I don't think let's go away they did i went to the dmv and registered a car and everything i didn't have any i don't have any like liens on my california no no they were just there just go away i know i couldn't believe it but um it's true have you ever heard of anything like book thing i just looked it up yeah yeah well there's a thing called adverse possession in florida that

if you find like an empty house and you live in it for seven years it's yours like i don't know oh yeah like squatters laws yeah yeah i gotta yeah i um do you do uh the the libby um library app i mean is that just literally like is there a certain number of downloads each book can have or is it just like unlimited books like is it like like why would you ever buy a book if you could do that why am i buying books i don't know well not they don't have all the books that we like on there but um they do have a limit on how many people can download the book at once. Okay, so there is like a certain number of downloads per book. Okay, that makes sense. So you might have to like wait a little bit. I do like buying books. I like supporting like

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No, I just love the idea of people burning books, and it's just their Kindle or their phone. The guy being like, fuck this book. He's like, oh, fuck. My phone. Like, just an idiot. Anyhow, but go ahead. Yeah, I like that too.

Sorry, go ahead. It's funny. It's funny. That's, yeah, you didn't. Anyhow, go ahead. Yeah, I like that too. Sorry, go ahead. It's funny. Sorry. It's funny. That's, yeah, you didn't. Anyhow, go ahead. Just break the audience's legs. Camila Cabello. Camila Cabello slams paparazzi for beach pictures.

Oh, yeah. And for ruining her weekend beach trip to Miami. She said, I've never had a worse time. She claimed that she didn't breathe and she held her core so tight that her abs hurt as the paps snapped her in bikini from in a bikini from all angles i've never had a worse time at the beach and i'm not yet at the point in my journey where i cannot give a fuck um right concluded the message by saying that she wants to get back to feeling like seven-year-old me on the beach who was happy, silly, and breathing, pretending to be a mermaid.

And weighed 45 pounds. Yeah, I saw these pictures. And I'm not going to lie. I've always loved Camila Cabello because she, to me, looks like she's like, I just am. My body is what it is. And she always looks great to me. But she's someone who just, to to me doesn't care about sucking in. And it's interesting to hear that side of her saying like,

I actually do care. And it's unfortunate. Like her, I mean, my trip can be my trips to places when I'm in a bikini and someone, my friends take a photo of me that there may be trying to make me look good. And it doesn't look the way I want it to. So my fucking night can be ruined. It's so so stupid and i'll zoom in on certain places so

it's really leave her alone and like i don't know it's just i i'm just like so yeah i think there's like a way there there there's a way that like you could take a funny photo of yourself where you look aka shitty right like oh i look a little fat in this i'm just like i'm fine but if you're not in control of even the shitty photo it could feel very shitty you know what i mean like yes like even in your even in your shitty photos you want to control the narrative of it. And I think that's, what's hard for her. You know what I mean? So like,

like you were saying, like someone like her, Oh, I don't think that she could be upset about that. But even those pictures are controlled. No, I would be very upset about the pictures. I think that's why she just like,

she is someone who, you know, isn't like stick rail thin, like most of like the pop stars of her generation. And, you know, she just went through a breakup with Shawn Mendes and like, she's just out there just like trying to just have a day at the beach. It just sucks because I just, um, it's, there's just no way, easy way to like talk about this stuff. It's like, we act like it doesn't matter anymore and plus

size figures are fine and then also the only reason that she's being snapped so much of is because she is a plus size figured girl it's like if she looked amazing they probably wouldn't even bother as much or if she looked not amazing but if she looked like super tiny it wouldn't be that big of a deal but it's like we're still fascinated by people not looking their bodies really look like yeah and it's just i don't know it's so upsetting headline like yesterday can you believe this is what she really looks like yesterday i was really feeling um like i was saying like i was felt constipated i felt like i i did this fitting with my stylist and i've gained weight since like since i don't know when but like since a couple fittings go like i don't fit in the same stuff

that i used to fit in like everything that they got for me like i could only fit in two things and one was the thing i was wearing yesterday and they brought like 11 things and i they fit but they were just so tight that it would have been like leaving imprints on my body and it was just like it sucks man it just sucks even if I but I really like I was trying to be do my stoicism about it because I was just like okay and then what like what's the story here so like I did a stoic thing where I was reading this book about like um how to how to live like a Roman emperor and I wasn't even going to share this but it kind of fits exactly with this so i was like struggling with they were like okay write down because stoics want to just like get things down to the basics of like we catastrophize things so much of like i'm gonna

look fat and then no one's gonna like me and then everyone's gonna think i'm gross and no one's gonna remember me and i'm not gonna have a career like that's where my mind goes if i if i look if i've gained weight then i'm gonna have to wear the ugliest dress of all the dresses and it's gonna look tight on me and i'm gonna be uncomfortable and then i'm gonna do a bad job because the girl next to me on the couch is gonna look skinnier than me and everyone's gonna say that and like just making up this story so it's like okay what are the facts and i so i took my problem it said take your problem and like what is the fact about it and i said i have gained weight the dress tomorrow on me might not look as good as it would look on a thinner person that's just it that's it without any like embellishment it might not look as good as i want it to look if i if i were thinner and it fit better

and then i go okay what then what okay um then I might not get as many likes on Instagram as if I were like you know Hailey Bieber thin okay and then what well then what if like I just was like working out and I was like it does first of all this does not matter there's gonna be a next thing and a next thing and also like I, I just don't, I need to be the size today. Like there was never a world where I was going to be thinner. Like just get on board with your fucking body. Like I don't, I don't care. Like I'm not a piece of shit because my thighs are bigger and I can't get this little extra

small dress past my legs. Like, yes, I could fit into that last year. But last year I was also like running a lot and because i was just like that was like what i was into and this year i'm not i'm busier because my life is going better what you know it's just i just was like don't waste another second thinking about what you could be because you are this way right now and it's not you're not bad because you are and then i just like talked about how i like had to poop all day like i just like didn't waste as much time as i usually do like obsessing over feeling like i wasn't my best self

and i wasn't to be honest with you like i was i didn't feel as like hot as i normally do but having that kind of conversation with myself of being like you didn't choose this you you are exactly the size that you were always going to be in this moment there was never another world like this is the size you need to be today for whatever reason more will be revealed soon you don't even know what this size is gonna and listen like i'm not saying like i'm you know that anything is wrong with my weight or that i'm like i it was just it was an uncomfortable weight for me but it only lasted five minutes until i was able to just like kind of shake it off like a dog and after a bath and i just like shook it off and was like no there's nothing i

could do about it right now what the fuck is me being a little pouty bitch gonna do anything about like does anyone want to be around a girl who's talking about how she hasn't pooped in five days no but that is just the next best thing i could bring them as opposed to a girl who's like i'm fatter than i want to be or whatever the fuck so that's the end of my rant let's get to uh reddit dump karaoke mode this is your reddit dump time for reddit dump hey noah i really want to get uh to this video that i've been like sitting on in my saved reddit uh folder for a while it's the employee one this is a guy who works at ikea he's on tiktok what is his name because he is so brilliant and he just um he just does all these like scenarios of things customers say and then responses he as an employee has for these people and this is kind of in our discussion of like like people are monsters and we need to call out our loved ones and like our

friends if we ever find out where they're one of these kinds of people and i just love how this guy called them out because it's like if you see yourself in this you know how annoying you are it's at scott sace s-e-i-s-s on okay okay here goes you just lost yourself a customer you think i own this business you think i own ikea i'm a part-time employee halfway through a two-week notice i don't give a shit i'm telling all my friends not to shop here tell them you think i want five other u's running around the floor have them call me i'll tell them you think you hate this place more than me i work here i know the sale ended last week but can i still get a discount do you hear yourself Have them call me. I'll tell them. You think you hate this place more than me? I work here.

I know the sale ended last week, but can I still get a discount? Do you hear yourself? We can't go backwards. Time marches on. You want the sale from 15 years ago, too? When's it end, Diane? And with that price, you're going to have to go through the quantum realm with Ant-Man. Do you know how much money I spend here? More than you should. Meatballs ain't that good. Save your money.

End my time. It doesn't matter how much you spend here. One more and then we can stop it. This isn't PBS. Every time I come here, my order gets messed up. Then stop coming. No, one more after this. Make my day. Every time you come here, your order's messed up.

Sounds like you're making the mistake look inward you're ordering the wrong shit i'd like to speak to your manager i'd like to speak to your mother tell her she should be embarrassed to raise someone to act like a baby in public i want to speak to the manager please manager doesn't know what's i just love it so much. Because we've all been those people or we all know those people. Like, is there anything you guys do when you're a retail employee that you're like, oh, listen to myself? Like, for me, it's like when I am touching things and like unfolding things or like take something off i hate though when retail employees will straighten up after me if i put something back and like right in front of me i'm like wait until i'm out of eyesight because i know how you're like fold like you like straightening

up what i just touched like i can tell your disdain for me it's so passive-aggressive in the dressing room I don't like when they like check in on you like I would never ask them to get me anything I would just get dressed go out get the thing again and come back into the dressing room I just can't do it I would never ever be like well can you find that in an eight like I would never I just want to do it myself. And when people, I know that's part of their job. And like, who likes that though? Who likes having an associate like help them and be like,

oh my God, those jeans are amazing on you. Like trying on things in front of someone who you don't know. It's just like, I mean, I guess some people like it because why would they keep doing it? I think it's part of their day where they can feel like they're like a boss of at least someone you know what i mean i feel like someone that loves to do that isn't getting it in other places yes so they go to fucking gap and they're like oh can you get this in a six for me it's like okay yeah all right i'll do whatever you want because no one else is doing

anything for you oh my god i feel like maybe that's the person. Yes. But there is something about folding. When you fold, like you were saying, like I'll fold a shirt, and I know I'll try so hard to do the perfect fold. Yes. But it sticks out so bad, and it's just like, dude, I tried. You don't have to like, I know, dude, but I care. But you don't have to tell me how bad the fold yeah yes yes it's i hate that and they like straighten the racks how

do they fold like that you're just doing that to let me know that i'm trash and like your store is better than and i just i want to say like sometimes i feel such trash going into like really nice stores like even when we were in cabo like i didn't want to go in that art store. Cause I'm like, I look poor right now and they're going to like think they're better than me. And I just don't want them to think like, I, I just,

I just think they're always like looking at me like she doesn't have money for that necklace. Like she's like looking at like, Oh, but then I realized they're making like $12 an hour and they don't have money for it either. And that's not a judgment. It's just like, why do I think that people inside retail locations are like as rich as the

clothes that they're not, you know, like they're not better than me. It's like, Oh, you're not, you're not Mr. Gucci.

Yeah. It's like, not Mr. Gucci, but they act so cool. You're Dave who lives an hour wet. Yeah. Yes. This next Reddit find is from, uh, not mr gooch oh they act so cool you're dave who lives an hour wet yeah yes this next reddit find is from uh warts sorry about this but i found one that i could share from the one that like i'm on

the most on reddit um and it said my aunt bought my wart this is so weird okay like the title says my aunt gave me a dollar bill and told me that every time i look at the wart to remember it's hers and she owns it shit you not the wart went away i was about eight years old then my older sister had a wart when she was 28 i told her the same thing our aunt said to me and it didn't work lol and i just think that's really funny because so much of the things that happen in our bodies are psychological and for someone someone to be like, I just love how her aunt was like, Hey, a little eight year old,

here's a dollar. Your wart, it's mine. And every time you look at it, I want you to remember that I own that. And then it disappeared. I think that's so cool. And I just love that woman.

Who's just like, kind of like a weirdo. I mean, I wonder, was that her reasoning for doing that the whole time? Of course. Or was it like a joke that ended up working out? No, I'm sure someone did that to her at one point

and was like, that got rid of her warts because a lot of times warts are like, a lot of people, they're brought on by stress because your immune system can't fight off the infection. I mean, warts are a sign of like a weak immune system, I believe, or most of them are. I'm sure people are going to write to me and be like, mine aren't, I have, but it's like like your body's trying to fight this like foreign thing.

And like, it's, it's a sign that there's something wrong with your immune system. So a lot of times our immune system is like, is, is weakened by stress or by just, you know, like it's, it's, I literally meditated a fucking cold sore away just by being like, goodbye, you're done. And it went away.

So it's like, I do believe that kind of mind trickery can work. Speaking of, have you guys seen Tyler Henry life after death on Netflix? No. Okay. Is it good? It is so freaking good.

Tyler Henry is like the celeb medium. And can you get me a large? No, I don't work here. But he's a celeb medium. And he can like he was like he used to do this show on E. Speaking of, I have a show coming out on E. Welcome Home Nikki Glaser premiering May 1st. But he had this show on E where he would like talk to celebrities dead

relatives and i always i never really like watched the show i i kind of had seen a couple episodes and i'm like all right like he was a young kid that just had this like gift but watching this show on netflix tyler henry life after life after death it is so good he is so sweet i love him so much and he really more than anything i've ever seen in my life makes me believe that there is indeed an afterlife and like those that leave us are somewhere out there and like he more than anything has made me feel like we're not just like nothing when we die like something happens final thought like it is so wild you guys he he doesn't even understand his gift he's like i don't know what this is that i'm getting i don't know where these people are i don't know what what this what i'm getting but he just scribbles on a notebook and he gets messages that is just

uncanny information that these people and i'm the biggest skeptic when it comes to this stuff and a lot of these people are skeptics as well and i went to his website because i was like i want to sign up for a reading and it says like he doesn't want to know anything about you before he meets you he likes to go into them cold kind of like how I like to do standup. Like I don't want to walk out and see this theater. I don't want to like, Andrew likes to like see what the theater looks like and look at the microphone and like,

and I'm just like, I just want to go into it. Cause I don't want to like, yeah. I mean, a lot of people want to do that, but I just want to go into a cold, but I think that's really cool that he does that because it takes away

anything that you're like, Oh my God, he does research. I mean, this kid is not someone who is like trying to trick people or like an example well an example is just specific names specific ways people died

specific inside jokes just him being able to really capture someone's like how they passed how what their demeanor was like he'll just like but it's really funny though because i mean it wasn't funny it's like so tragic but there was this one episode where he was um try he was talking to these two girls that he met at a like he met these two girls at a bar he didn't meet them at a bar but that's where he was doing

the reading and they were at this bar and they came in and he's like this girl really likes to dance but on the way there he was getting signs so they always show him on the way there and he's like talking he doesn't drive so he's either talking to his mom or his assistant and he's like he looks like macaulay culkin he is so sweet and just like so polite and just uh like kind of like a sat like a little bit of a sassy gay guy. He's just, but he's so sweet and kind to these people. And he goes through so much because he deals with so much death and like talking to the dead and like feeling their feelings. For whatever reason, like he can just like, he doesn't even understand what he's being able to process. Like he doesn't have the answers for us, but it just is really emotional for him so i actually feel like he suffers with a lot of depression in fact i know

he does because his mom will be like people don't know this about you tyler but like you just stay in bed all day long on your days off like you don't get out of bed and he's like yeah i mean it's draining and i'm like oh my god that's i relate to that so much because he's such a cheery person when he's like around these people and he's like so empathetic and like gives everything and then on his days off you don't recognize him because he's just so depressed and he's like so in like i really i reached out to him on instagram because i'm like i really relate to you i like not that i said i relate to you but i just love him and i want him to be okay and i want to be his friend um and not so i can like talk to my dead relatives like i just want to know him but so these this one these two girls he meets up with um they're like he's like so on the way here i was

really feeling like confused and like kind of like woozy and dizzy almost like i'm drunk like really drunk and they're like hmm okay and then they're like he's like i really like i feel like i'm not gonna dance but this person like really like to dance like likes to have a good time they're like that's her that's her that's her she's coming through and they're like he's like she's giving me these signs of like so he does a bunch of stuff that it's like obviously he's like also like i just feeling like the way this person passed it's very confusing and there's a lot of stuff going on and there's like something coming from above down. Like,

I don't know what it is. And I'm like, Oh, I know exactly what this is. Cause the girls were like, she loved country music. And then he's like, it's confusing.

There's things coming from this way down. And I'm like, it was the Vegas country music shooting a hundred percent. And I nailed, I mean, I don't want to say I nailed it, but I like call, I was like,

I know what this is. And was but the funny thing the thing that i found humorous out of this tragic situation was like they totally he on the way out he's talking to his assistant afterwards because on the way there he's like i'm just feeling like i'm drunk or something like i'm feeling really and he starts to get premonitions even like the night before he's going into these meetings and he never knows who he's going to meet with and on the way out his assistants like how was it and he's like i don't know it was just like this girl like she was like you know she got shot in the vegas mass shooting and it was really sad because he's like describing like she was so confused and they totally the girls totally missed it but he was like she i just want to let you know

that she passed like she wasn't in pain it happened really fast and like she was wasted as fuck like that was the part that like they kind of buzzed over was like this girl like not only was there a mass shooting going on and people were going everywhere but this girl was trashed and they were like she loved a party but it was it was just an interesting thing that he was able to. It's like at the time she was riding a mechanical bull, you know. So, you know, she was having a time of her life. She just took a shot of Jaeger. I mean.

Yes. It is what it is. It was bad. It is what it is. I just love like, I like those things because it's like he leads up to it, and, like, someone could guess... Like, he could guess really all... Like, he's had to have really messed up.

I know. I want to see the outtakes. Does he say that? I mean, there was one time, though, where he's... He keeps saying something, and they're like, we don't know what that is. Like, we don't recognize that person. He's like, it's a little old lady and she's wearing like,

and they're just like, no. And he's like, God, I just keep getting this. Like I want her to get out of here, but this woman keeps coming through. And then he was like,

is there anyone like in this vicinity? Like that maybe is here right now. Like, and they're like our neighbor. And he's like, can you ask her to come out? And this neighbor comes out like in a mask and this whole show is shot during covid but you wouldn't know it because they always try to hide that this woman comes out in a mask she's walking her dog and she's like he's like i'm sorry i don't

mean to involve you in this is there any way that you and she's like oh my god oh my god like starts freaking out totally not a plant like i know when tv is like fucking with me i'm such a skeptic to all of it there was another time where there was supposed to be a woman there. Um, and she didn't show up because she was like too affected by it. Like her son and her husband like killed themselves in the same year. And she like found them. And it was just so tragic that I'm probably,

she didn't want to be on camera. And he kept seeing, he kept hearing jingling keys, even on the way there. He's like, I keep getting jingling keys. And so he gets there and the two women that are there, like,

no, we don't know what that is. And they called their aunt afterwards and we're like, do you know anything about keys? there he's like i keep getting jingling keys and so he gets there and the two women that are there like no we don't know what that is and they called their aunt afterwards and we're like do you know anything about keys and she's like are you kidding me are you serious they're like he said they were jingling keys and she's like i i have their keys and i like play with them all the time and they could never find their keys it was our big running joke like so many inside jokes like that like it's made me a true believer in the afterlife and like i'm just gonna haunt the fuck out of you if something ever happens to me just know that like i'm gonna be like just couldn't be worse than now can i can i ask a question though does it go go into how he got his start? Because I always wonder, how did they find out that they have this talent? Did he do one celebrity, like Madonna, and then it speedballs from there? I don't know how he got into the celebrity realm so much,

but I do know that his first pre premonition was like about his grandmother. Like his mom just like got the phone one day and he, and he was just like, he had a, he had a feeling his grandma, he just like knew she was dead. Like one day he was like, I know it. He like sat up in bed or something.

And then his mom came in the room was like, grandma just died. And he's like, and then he just like, he had an old teacher come in and his teacher was like, this kid was quiet the whole whole year he was like a you know he's like this gay kid and this like kind of rural northern california or like southern california county and his teacher was like one day i found

out my mother-in-law died and i was sitting in class and i just taught and like i was kind of exhausted and i was just trying to phone it in and afterwards tyler just sat there and was like you know um and she was like tyler what do you need and he's like I just want you to know like she's really glad that you got the kids to like you like she waited until she saw the kids and it was really cool of you to get the kids there and she's like what are you talking about he's like Lucille says hi like like Lucille is like really proud of you and she's like no one called her lucille we all called her nan and i had made it so that the kids get to say goodbye to her like i'd rushed the kids there because we knew she was going and she like held on for the kids what i've

learned is that a lot of people hold on and like can die like can wait to die and a lot of people that's what like there's a lot of people being like i waited till you got there that he waited and i'm just waiting for him to tell someone like the person doesn't forgive you they don't like they died in pain because everyone's like there was no pain they forgive you and you know stuff like that so i i mean i'm sure they just don't show that stuff because it's so heartbreaking and he is such a sweet boy that you can tell that he would maybe keep that back and keep that to himself I just love him so much I really recommend the show so that's our show today thank you for listening

I love it oh shit sorry sorry we're on a delay this is the perfect way to end it we love you we'll be here tomorrow and we'll find out what Andrew was going to tell us oh god listen don't be cut. And Jack Sparrow.

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