The Nikki Glaser Podcast - #214 It Can Be Both

Episode Date: May 6, 2022

Nikki explains why she loves to podcast 4 days a week. Andrew is trained in excel and Nikki sorta gets coding. Noa needs a Romanian translator for an important video. Nikki is frustrated by people's polarity and explains it using the Johnny Depp Vs. Amber Heard trial. They stand up for feminists, Andrew explains Florida stuff and Nikki realizes her vagina is a pecan. You Heard It Here First, the Chappelle attack  and how 2% increments might make you an NFL neurosurgeon. In Fanthrax, Nikki and Andrew read messages from Besties and get asked to invent a video game. They end the show with a stupid rap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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listen to welcome to the party that's P-A-R-T-E-E on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast or wherever you get your podcast the Nikki Glaser Podcast the Nikki Glaser Podcast here is Nikki hello here I am it's the Nikki Glaser Podcast Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, there it's just been tough to get them all in we've done monday through thursday boom boom boom boom you know getting them all out um love doing the show still just want to remind everyone that

i could be like sometimes bitch a lot i actually had a call with my i don't think it's the show it's life usually yeah it's everything but the show but because much like family and friends like when you're when you are um stressed stressed and in a bad mood and life is getting at you, you take it out on the thing you love the most that you know will always be there for you. The besties lose out on me when I'm busy. That's the first thing to go because I know you'll understand and I know you'll always love me.

It's kind of the same thing. I get it. I even had a discussion with my managers, my agents, managers and agents the other day on the phone and we were just going over all the beats of my career and the last thing was like, and how's the podcast? And I was like, I love it.

No complaints. It's awesome. They're surprised that I can fit that in with everything else they're like four days you got you're doing okay i'm like yeah it's honestly when on a rough week it's it's just another thing and then sometimes it'll be like okay i gotta do that but the second i start doing it never am i like oh like it's always fun the whole time and four days and when i don't have anything going on it is the best it's it's good fun the whole time. And four days. And when I don't have anything going on, it is the best. It's good all around.

I like that it gives my life structure. Even if it's a little bit of structure, at least I have something to look forward to each day. Yes. I love doing it. And four days versus two days. Two days. I have another pod that I do one day a week that feels harder sometimes than doing this four days. I don't know what it is about repetitiveness

and doing more that becomes easier because it becomes a habit. Yeah. I always say, when I've done podcasts for one day a week and for some reason,

they really, it comes around and you're like, oh God. It builds. That's why I don't do guitar lessons anymore, voice lessons,

this one a week thing. For some reason, when you get it done, you go, oh, I have a whole week before I have to do it again and it's like it's there the next day i know and it's like always you just dread this part of your week because you didn't do enough prep for it if it's every day you don't have an if you didn't do prep it like makes sense because it's every day i do more things because then the quality doesn't act like there's not a bunch of there's if it's one a week

people are like this better be the best thing ever but if there's four a week you can go well it's not if you don't like it's because i do four a week it's like a defense too i get it i get it can i read you um a review which i don't read the reviews on the show because I do what you do. I just blur my eyes. Yeah, Andrew does. Yeah, Andrew does. He'll recognize this one. Yeah.

I'll tell you. Just do four words. I'll finish the sentence. Okay, I just want to say. I love Nikki's energy on this show. She always seems so happy to be there. No, no, no. I just want to say thank you to Nikki for coming up.

Honestly, that was a real comment that we got recently. Oh, that's nice. For coming up with the four days a week radio show like feel to this podcast. I'm a huge fan. Look forward to it.

Yada, yada. I don't have to keep reading the rest. But I like that they recognized it was like kind of a radio format because that's what you wanted.

That is what I wanted. I like something every day i and even when i have a pod or like i have a podcast i listen to i get sad when it's just once a week and then they take they'll take a break and it's like two weeks without something it's too long also people work every day they want something every day. Yeah. So we should work every day. Yeah. To do a ledger on fucking Microsoft Excel. What's a ledger? Heath. My friend.

You know my boy. Yeah, your boy Heath that you saw all over Europe. Yeah. God. God bless him. A ledger is like, did you ever do Excel in college? I guess you were an English major. I remember having to learn how to do a spreadsheet in college or something.

You learn Excel. I was in this Excel class. It wasn't like Excel. Yeah, we know. It was DeSalle. You know? I cheated on everything, but you couldn't cheat in this class.

It wasn't really like a test. At the end you had to like you have to build something you have to build and with excel everything connects so like you can't just like type in and plug and play like put a number in like you have to like all it's all functions and like it all comes together like my brother who does finance he can literally write on it like he's typing normally and it all connects. Like everything.

Yes. Like limitless shit. Yeah, it's like a secret language. Yes. Yeah. And I didn't do it at all and it came time to the final. Did you fail?

I just tried to plug and plug. You're like, you didn't, you can't just plug. That stuff was so confusing. I had a programming class too where you had to like do a little bit of coding,

like very basic. I forget the program a little bit of coding. Very basic. I forget the program it was. Us coding is the funniest. What it did do though is kind of teach me what coding is. You know how you're like, don't do that. You know how you have no, don't do that. Come on, what's C++ over there? Well, it's like there's an internet language

that's what you got in the class that makes things do like when i think about algorithms and like okay they it makes me understand they create a code that's like everyone that typed in this then run that against like i just i understand i don't understand how it's done but there's i guess i understand the theory behind it or something I think sometimes we give this like nerdy shit too much credit where we could learn

I really think if we you can learn anything if you care enough about it yeah I just I couldn't care I hear the word code and I'd rather learn I don't know how to blow a hamster

or something like just anything other than the word, I don't know, how to blow a hamster or something. Like just anything other than the word code. I don't know why. Some words just really bother me. And I don't want to learn about them. Coding? You don't want to learn. Coding, algebra.

But I thought you liked math. I was just better at it. Yeah. So I did it. It's so funny. You probably are good at math. And you just will never access that part of your brain because you just didn't try came up with a cure for something for blowing a hamster pox i could have done something with this brain whatever disease that would uh release whatever

virus that would release into the population from you blowing a hamster i could probably like learn how to spread more covid like whatever disease i could probably learn a gene code that would make it worse. It is interesting what we'd be capable of if we just had an interest in it. I mean, that's why it's so important to encourage young kids to be like, you're good at this and make them feel, give them self-worth from being exceptional at something. Because having a passion for coding is not something that is easy as having a passion for you know i know there are some people that do have a passion for it just innately but

well especially girls like engineering that's what you always hear with the oh the wage gap well women don't learn engineering that's always something you hear yeah good like good for you for not learning like you to know no i'm not kidding i'm kidding but like if you are feeling that and you're into it it's not a boy's thing engineering well the reason they don't feel it is because they don't get encouraged because it's a boy's thing and so girls aren't girls are told like oh your drawing is pretty but they're not told that like i think women would make unbelievable architects and they probably don't lean into that there are women architects out there i think like women examples of them

my grandmother was an architect and an engineer so really your argument andrew yeah your grandmother first of all i think your grandma did a little bit of fun drawing with crayons. That's pretty impressive for a woman, I'm guessing, who probably would be in her 90s now. Well, she passed away like 20 years ago. She also survived Auschwitz. Jesus Christ. She became an engineer and an architect.

What did she design? She worked for an architecture firm, and then she started engineering roads. Would she tell you the story about Auschwitz? Yeah, would you? What was harder, architecture school or Auschwitz? I'm Jewish, I could ask that question. No, but really, did she tell you the story of architecture school?

So, Steven Spielberg in the 90s, he collected stories of the Holocaust survivors. And her story is in there. And I was able to find it in the archives. The only problem is that she tells it in Romanian. And I tried to get my dad to interpret it for me. But like watching it with him, she would talk for five minutes. Then I'm like, okay, Dad, what did she say?

Oh, yeah, yeah, they moved the family to the ghetto. But she just talked for five minutes. She said more than that. Oh, I hate when translators do that. So I have to figure out a way to translate the video so I can really get the full story. That is so funny. I'm sure there's a bestie out there who speaks Romanian.

Her dad downplayed his mom's. Well, it's probably hard for him to even listen to. That's a good point. So Steven Spielberg talked to your grandma? It was, I don't know if it was Steven Spielberg himself. It was just like a project

that he worked on to try to preserve their stories. How did you find it? There's the Shoah Foundation in California, and I just went on their website, and they have videos of all the survivors. The way that my grandmother's last name is spelled,

there's a hyphen in it, and I didn't know, so I just went through each picture until I found her. It was such a great moment for me. Oh my God. That's so exciting. Did you know her? Yeah. And did you ever talk to her about how old was she when she was there?

She was, she was a child, I think between eight and 12. My God. Did your family move to Israel after World War II? Is that what happened? No, they moved to Israel in the seventies.

Did she have a tattoo? Yep. That's how I was, you know, like as kids, we would always see it on her arm and we would go, oh, what's that? There was like a barcode, you know? And, you know, she would tell us about the Holocaust, as you can tell a child.

But I really want like the whole story. She's like, that's the money I saved at Barney's. That's fine, I'm doing it. My lottery numbers. And you're just like, my grandma's so badass, she has a tattoo. She's like Spring Break. Yeah, I got this Spring Break 84.

Cabo Wabo. And Dog Cow. Jesus. I went to Dog Cow. It was fucking intense. What is Dog Cow? It's another concentration camp. was it like what do you remember of it were you hung over yes i might have still been drunk to be honest uh i asked where the keg was and they're like this is like not the place i was

like oh this isn't the hofbrau house hofbrau house is where they carry six beers a girl oh yeah with like in one hand my buddy hooked up with the girl i was like your dick must have been so pathetic in her strong six beer hands i love that you always think of that yeah of course so we go to dachau and it's a weird experience because, like, as a Jew, you're supposed to, like, really – I should, like, be really sad and, like – but I'm also hungover, so I'm already sad about that. And then I see a bunch of, like, German kids on, like, a field trip. And you know when you're on a field trip, you'd go to, like, some horrible museum that, like, you should really – Yeah, it's honoring, like, the Native Americans who were slaughtered on this land and you're just like the kids are like laughing and running around so that's what all these germ so it's kind of weird too because they're did yeah whatever it's not on them and

they actually teach that history really well apparently in germany but like them just going nah like and i was like i was a little offended but i was also like they're fucking young kids like i don't give a shit. What offends you guys? Very few things. Let's talk about being offended. Yeah. Because I'm trying to figure out what does offend me. I think what offends me is when people who know better are close-minded just to have an easy, kind of flashy response to something and like they and they

spread uh misinformation or like some kind of attitude about something that i know other people will glom on to when they fucking know better that's the worst and when and maybe they don't know better but they know that if they just looked into it a little bit more they would know better and that i think that that literally offends me i mean i went off today about the johnny depp amber heard thing because i just can't anyway like these fucking got men mostly men who are just salvating at the idea of a woman who is lying claiming abuse might be lying like guys fucking love when rape victims are liars or when there's any evidence because then then finally they get to negate everyone else they fucking love it and it's like

is such the exception to the rule whether amber heard is lying or not like your uh like your excitement over her you're um just blasting everywhere what a fucking lying shriveling sniveling cunt she is is seminating of an idea that this one that women are liars yes and like you can be mad at her keep it to your fucking self it's one example and guess what her testimony yesterday sorry i believe her yeah and anyone going she's an actress well first of all she hasn't been in anything recently no I'm just kidding that would be such a funny defense

I know or actually she's not allowed to have feelings because then they're always acting yeah I mean but it's just and people are saying but it's just such a way to negate

any truth anything she does oh she's an actress she didn't wear makeup a lot of comments are that's not how victims victims don't remember that many details. And it's like, yeah, some victims don't.

Yeah, and just because Johnny Depp's cool with his like driver and he comes up listening to Bob Marley and he's in your favorite movie as a fun pirate. He's drinking the entire time too, by the way. Everyone who, like he's drinking alcohol. He's a fucking addict. Yeah.

You know, I feel bad for him because he struggles something happened in his life that makes him an abusive you know manic person that changes but like he definitely abused her and poor johnny what i believe here's the other thing too and if john if john if our friend john depp jonathan depp if he was a woman and everyone's like he can't get work anymore he a lot of his work was based off he was a gorgeous man kind of let himself go yes if a woman let herself go no one would go oh great she's missed out on so much work no great point because there's no work for so much work. No, great point. Because there's no work for... Do I have a booger?

No, I do. Probably. Are you sure? You just did it to me like you were really showing me something. Oh, really? And it's so weird because I felt a booger. What do you think that is? This is to run the third.

If you're going like this to me beneath your nose... It's grow a Hitler mustache finally. And move to Auschwitz. There's nothing. Jesus Christ. I'm Jewish. God. No, but yeah.

You're so right. So like he aged out of being a hot himbo. He's not a himbo anymore. That's such a good point. You know who he's like? He's turning into. Marlon Brando. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. And it's like, it's okay to go, hey, I like Johnny Depp in movies. But he probably is losing work because men get disgusting and they still get work. Women get disgusting and they don't get work. Unless you're like, there's like two exceptions to that rule that I can think of. Yeah. Yeah, two. And then those roles are always given to those two women.

Yeah. That get, that are not disgusting, just old and bloated. Yeah, old and bloated. Which is what happens to you. Yeah you get old become a freaking dead fish yeah but you're you're absolutely right oh poor johnny just stop making assumptions when you've heard nothing when you've only seen little clips of her crying when you would just people are just defaulting to she's a liar and he's a hero and guess what even if everything about her is true he can also be a piece of shit why can't both be true it's so weird to me that like why can't they both be terrible it's like even if she is the worst person you can think of lied so much why can't he also be that way if anything a lot of times two people that are

terrible do find each other yeah it's not always one person is the it doesn't have to be it's just it's not like one glass and the other one's empty there's enough uh terribleness to go around to fill both of them they're both probably pretty awful but i do believe he was abusive to her the way she describes the first time he hit her is very upsetting and the finger stuff of him looking for his drugs it's like a weird specific lie but yeah it's traumatizing i guess that could be she's 22 years old by the way he's 46 at that time yeah it's like it's just he was he's a he's a narcissist love Also, what does she have to gain? Money?

Is that what it is? Fame. But she's not going to get more acting roles after this. Well, this is all because she wrote an article about the abuse on the heels of the Me Too movement. Maybe people could accuse her of trying to get in on that because a lot of people were getting attention during that time, becoming a victim. Then she got money. She donates the money I think she got from that then he is suing for defamation and then she is counter suing for being called a liar i think is what's happening it's a big old fucking mess but i'm we i need to

empower besties when you hear people shit talking amber heard just say that he's a piece of shit too because some reason that gets lost in this as soon as you demonize her he's a piece of shit too. Because some reason that gets lost in this. As soon as you demonize her, he's a saint. I am so, I will never support anything he does ever again. He is a monster. Just listen to the testimony. Read it. Why don't you read it and not watch it? Because I know you're going to get caught up in the, oh, she's acting.

Just read it. See if you think someone could like formulate that kind of, it's just, and if you're going to believe him, he's an actor too, motherfuckers yeah he's a really good actor yeah so why why is it why is he why is he being on why are we not calling his testimony acting oh because he's such a has such a swagger and he's laughing and he's sipping out of this little fucking drink that has alcohol in it for fucking sure he's a he's a joke and then everyone ever this is the thing as as man code or whatever it is it's like you're a cuck bitch if you go johnny depp like is is is actually a piece of shit too like if you if you agree with women about like oh my god i just saw this clip

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we're back i saw this clip that yannis posted of him on rogan and they were talking about how like he looks at uh yeah smoking cigars they're talking about how a chihuahua he's like 99 of chihuahua's dna is like compatible with a wolf and then rogan says yeah 99 of a male feminist dna is that of a viking and it's like what since when are male feminists the like the worst thing to it's just a guy do you know what if are we really back at this point where like what is a feminist what what is a feminist me no what is one do you know what a feminist is a feminist you know what the definition of that is uh someone that supports women no someone, someone who wants equal rights and for women to be treated equally across the board. That's pretty simple.

That's what a feminist is. It's not anything. It's not a guy who's a pussy or who is wearing, I don't know, bracelets. You know what guys get mad about? They get mad because- They are using feminism to fuck women? To fuck women and to get-

What do you think Giannis or Joe Rogan is doing to fuck women? Everything's to fuck women. Yes. Looking cool, eating elk. I love Rogan. I think he's a good guy. But stop this. Yeah.

Because this is what annoys me. He knows better. He knows- He would better. He knows better. He knows. He would say it's a joke. I know it's a joke, but it's a joke that dumb people go, yeah, male feminists are the worst. Yes, I know. They're anti-Viking. Yes.

And then they hate any guy. Also, Vikings raped your mother. Is that cool? Is that cool? Is that cool? Is that tough? Hey, dude, if I was hanging with a Viking today, he'd rape and pillage my whole family, dude.

And then we'd have beers after because that dude can squat 480 pounds. Everything is to fuck women. Everything. Yes. And yes, I know some men use feminism to be like, oh. Yes, of course. Of course. They wear a feminist AF shirt to attract women and they sometimes go to rallies to meet women.

I get it. But again, they're the exception yes noah well i was gonna say and again i am like you you asked in the last segment what like outrages us or boils our blood and you actually hit on it where it's like two things um could be the truth at the same time so like when people can't see that that's the thing that outrages me. So I'm only playing devil's advocate and I don't, I saw the clip, but I don't remember exactly how it went.

But could it be that Rogan was pointing out, you know, like the Vikings were savages and they were dragging women around by their hair. Could it be that it was like the opposite thing? Like how far they've come? No, I wish. It was like- That would have been nice little girly yeah i get what you're saying male feminists are still the same can you imagine like it's comparing a chihuahua to a wolf and then saying a male feminist or a chihuahua this little shrimpy insignificant kind of like feminine dog compared to this ferocious manly

viking that was the comparison now rogan knows better he's a nice he wasn't i know they are well i don't know i don't think he was going there but he was not going there it was a joke made at the expense of male feminists which is fine it's a joke it really is fine it just it just perpetuates hating men who support women and who support equality and and making the word feminist it's just it's just lazy yeah i i look i i think rogan on many issues like pics always like he does have a moral high ground and like like i was just watching this because now gay marriage is being is rogan is a feminist yeah rogan is a huge feminist i feel that happens to be very strong so much in my soul when i'm with him like he isn't he's not a racist

he's not a sexist like i really do feel like he but he is a capitalist and he is a comedian and he has a very large male audience. Yes. That probably lifts a lot of kettlebells. But that being said. You know, like we all are as comedians, he is susceptible to making a dumb joke, which that's what it was. It was just a stupid joke. But that's just me.

Do you not feel that way? I mean, I literally was just watching a clip of him talking to Ben Shapiro about same-sex marriage and him sticking up for 20 minutes for gay people. Yeah. So, like, I'm literally on the cusp of that. No, I don't think he's homophobic. I don't think he's homophobic either. But I feel like his audience could take that as any man who supports women is a little bitch. Is a little chihuahua bitch. Well, that's what, like so i i saw this tank good news

or whatever yeah he posted this thing about abortion where he lists off like 15 different scenarios where i support women getting an abortion just like example specific story like that really make you think like oh here's the exact i don't know just really put into light so i shared it on my story and as a man who's like fucking lifts weights and i played lacrosse my whole life i share this and i get more hearts on it thank you for being an ally from all these women you know and part of my fucking monkey strong brain is like fuck i i didn't do it to get to like to like get these like accolades like like it almost feels like because that's so ingrained in my head that wait what what's the

look i really didn't oh oh the word oh shit wait i like oh god for the first time ever you actually did a long u for like in say regular. You usually say turbulence. But you said acculades. It's accutane and AIDS. It's when you get acne from a horrible virus. Accolades. What did you say? It's actually the way you say the other things wrong.

It really sucks because I had a nice speech going. I understand what you're saying. You didn't do it sucks because I had a nice speech going. No, I get, I get, no, we understand, I understand what you're saying. You didn't do it for all that. I think it's very funny though. It's very funny for a guy to have a nice soliloquy and then he can't say soliloquy.

And then he just says, fucking, what's the other word for soliloquy? A monologue. He just went with monologue. Yeah. So instead of accolades. Monologue.

This is why I don't support women they come after my language it's not fair because i'm a meathead no so like you get this positive report and then in my head i go oh i'm such a little bitch for getting this positive from really not doing much other than sharing a story i think that's what guys get mad about is like some feminists will do the bare minimum of just like writing one thing and then get so much reward and other guys don't like seeing other guys getting rewarded yes for some reason yes i don't you you are also that way about men when they like you know that one guy posts about his brother dying and you're like i feel like he didn't bring that up all the time but it was just an example of this of like ah he's getting a lot of likes for this like i feel like there was something in this that it was like he wanted the the clout sure and i mean but you didn't want it at all do you think that someone could accuse you of that

that i wanted that you wanted the clout but it wasn't true at all right i just i didn't so maybe next time you accuse someone of that it could be the very same reason it wasn't true at all right i just i didn't so maybe next time you accuse someone of that it could be the very same reason it wasn't that at all and yeah because what if both can be true again what if you could actually like the likes but also be anti um uh you know upturning up what is it overturning roe versus wade why can't you be both why can't you be both that you know after you get canceled you do feel sorry when you offer an apology and you do want your career back people always say he just wants his career back that's why he did this apology it's not sincere it's like why is is an apology not wanting something out of it not take away from can't you both who doesn't want their career back and can't you also be

certain why can't i mean there's gray area everywhere but like people can do a sincere pose your facial hair the thing is you can have both you have food in your chin i do really hate that wait what's that my gray no no no i hate that that that people just go if one thing is true the other has to be but how many times have you seen some breakups if you have a friend that's going through a breakup she's the saint he's the devil it's like we do this all the time pick a side honestly whenever and i've talked about this before whenever i am so mad at someone like we've been in arguments before where i feel like i'm 100 right you hundred percent wrong and I need to say something because I we have to work together something has to be

said and I go what did I there has to be something I did that I could do better like you you gotta find there's always your side of things always um that you can find something well it's like when you see someone have like even if your side of things is to be able to forgive, even if they're not willing to apologize. I know some people are like, but what if I'm raped in an alley? What's my side of it? To honestly move on and try to forgive. That's your side of it.

Like to try to not let it ruin you despite that because it's not in your control. I'm not saying that rape victims like, what's wrong with you? Get over it. But there's something you can do to, I guess, move on. Like, to try, like, to work towards that. Those are always the hardest.

I mean, I don't know what that's like. Do not let a tragedy swallow the rest of your life. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I've never had a tragedy happen to me, so I don't know what that's like. But I've heard, like like Elizabeth Smart being able to go I'm just not gonna let what happened to me in those woods

for nine months being chained up and raped every day not gonna let he robbed nine months of my life not gonna let him do it for the rest of it I'm sure she suffers in ways that we don't know but like the fact that she didn't become a drug addict or like homeless like just that.

And not everyone's capable of doing that. We have no free will. There's no some people's brains are capable of that. Some aren't. But there's always something you can try to do about it. And I know I don't mean to please don't come at me and be like, I'm a rape victim. What do you want me to do about it? Like, I'm not saying it's your fault but for anything despite just completely violent victim or you know um crimes there's always

something that you can go i could have done something better here i know it's just such an extreme that's why like what were you wearing i'm just kidding guys i'm just kidding please don't come out with a turtleneck i uh i think so too i think sometimes too like we could see like a post or like someone that you know them personally right and you know that maybe they're not the best person personally but then they'll do something where it's like this grandiose thing of like showing how good of a person they are and it's those are hard things to swallow too sometimes you know what i mean oh when you secretly know someone's a bag of shit. Yeah.

And they do something and everyone's like. But both can be true. You can support a movement and be a piece of shit. Yes. You can give to a charity and kill babies on the side. There's duality to everything. Yes. And there's a gray area on my beard.

And I just like. But it's so hard for us to fucking do that. We need it to be simple. You're either good or evil. Good or evil, yeah. But I also think that there could be, like I can say, oh, that's nice that that person donated money.

That's a nice thing, but I still hate them. And I'm not going to actually give them credit for that. I'm glad it happened, but I'm not willing to say that they're a good person because of it. And I think that's where the dead brother thing, that post, that's why in my mind, I'm like, well, that person I know was pretty shitty in other ways. But he could actually really mean this. So I need to work on that in that scenario, I guess.

Or in any scenario. We need to see the the bigger picture and that people hurt people hurt people that's like my favorite quote hurt people hurt people 12 step pussy pussy yeah yeah pussy uh pussy pussy pussy pussy hurt people hurt hurt people hurt people hurt people i just love a verb noun combo yeah Yeah, it's nice. Buffalo, buffalo, buffalo, buffalo, buffalo, buffalo, buffalo. That's a sentence. You know that, right? I thought you were singing.

No. Johnny Depp's favorite song. When he gets out of his car smoking weed like a cool guy. He is so good. So good. He laughs during the testimony. During Amber Heard's whole testimony where she's crying about everything, he was drawing some picture or something.

He didn't even look at her once. He's just a piece of shit. He's got it on his neck. Because you don't give a fuck. He's from Florida, though. He is? Yeah, born and raised. Is it true that people go to Florida to escape their past

because there's a lawlessness down there my dad was talking about some woman he and my mom know who's dating some man in Florida and she's someone who's like

possibly a little naive and she's like yeah you know I met him he was he's a painter he lost he used to be a doctor

he lost all his money because his wife took it all and he's you know now he started over he's a painter and my parents are just like this sounds weird like he lost all like everything and now he's just this broke guy but he

used to be a doctor like it just sounds fishy and she's refusing to google him she doesn't need to investigate it at all she's just taking him at his word and my parents are like we'll google him and she's like i don't want to give you his name and my dad said last night he's like florida this is happening florida he's like that's where people go to like start over well there's two reasons to go to florida state income tax is zero so and gators and and if you want to fucking alligators those are two reasons i love florida but i'm wondering if that's no no there's is it like pre-mexico there is a oh like you want to oh, like you want to, yes. There is a way to get away. I'm sure a lot of people, there's a lot of fraud in Florida. There's a lot of like, like shit.

Mar-a-Lago. Where my dad got married. Oh my God. Isn't that crazy? It's just so insane. 15. Your dad like looked up to Trump. First person to ever get married.

Well, he's taller than him, but. But Trump is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. My dad. Yeah. He fucking. never get married well he's taller than him but what trump is yeah yeah yeah my dad yeah he fucking my dad and my stepmom loved donald trump but he didn't love donald trump before he was president i mean i think florida i thought he was just such a joke everyone like like thought he was a joke it's just so funny i just don't know of anyone who was like he's cool i don't know why i guess you know people acted like they thought he was cool i don't know why i guess you know people

acted like they thought he was cool but like it was just around him like everyone laughed at him behind his back though i thought was the the and i was a child growing up i think he's like the a rich uh not well my dad's not poor but like if you don't come from a ton of wealth you see donald trump even though he came from a ton of wealth. He's tricked people into thinking he did it all himself. I love the John Mulaney bit. Trump is what a hobo imagines a rich man to be.

Can I be honest though? Mar-a-Lago? Take Trump out of this. Beautiful property. Mar-a-Lago? She's the next actress in a Johnny Depp film. Mar-a-Lago! Mar-a-Lago! Maro Lago. Yeah, she's the next actress in a Johnny Depp film. It's Maro. Maro Lago. I think Bone Maro.

What about it? And then we gotta get to the news. Beautiful property. Okay, so what? And an amazing investment. He bought it for like a million bucks. It's worth like 40. I'm just saying like. So he got lucky.

And my brother was a member at Trump's golf course years ago, before the presidency. And the guy pays attention. For all the shit we want to say about him, obviously. Yeah, because he doesn't pay people for the jobs that they do. I'm just saying that the properties are nice. But both can be true. This goes back to the thing. You can have good taste and not pay the people.

Trump can be true this goes back to the thing you can have good taste and not pay the people trump can be a fucking monster i have good taste too if i just uh screwed everyone over for if i just paid people less than they thought they were going to get eventually and then when they wanted to sue me to get paid i i said well i'll sue you back and you're not gonna be able to afford to go to court so they just have to suck it up and take what i give them which is less than they agree to i would have good taste too but you know what but both can be able to afford to go to court. So they just have to suck it up and take what I give them, which is less than they agree to. I would have good taste, too. But you know what? But both can be true.

Let's get back to the news. To argue that, he did pay some people, okay? He did? The guy that did the waterfall did a great job. And I'm sure he might have got paid. It was wonderful? It was a wonderful, wonderful. Okay. Let's get to the news.

I'm afraid to do a Trump voice because I'm not good at it. You heard it here first. You heard it here first. Yeah, you heard it here first. It's Thursday, folks. You know what that means. It is Thursday. Hope you're having all the swells out there. The weekend's coming and so is my dad every time I say Trump.

Pre-presidency. Maybe. Also, we are going to be in Wilkes Bar, which is Wilkes Booth's Oh my God. Also, we are going to be in Wilkes Bar, which is Wilkes Booth's brother. Oh, my God. We're going to be in... Take it away. Lancaster.

Castor, Pennsylvania. It's like Wilkes Bar, Pennsylvania. Wilkes Bar. It sounds like a disease. He has Wilkes Bar syndrome. It's where your shoulders, you have no neck. Your shoulders are connected to your jaw. I think I have that.

Wilkes Barre. Not again. Well, our bestie, Mitchell, he wanted you to know some fun facts about Wilkes Barre, Pennsylvania. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Let's hear it. Okay.

Two fun facts. Number one, Wilkes Barre is the birthplace of HBO. Wow. That's weird.place of HBO. Wow. That's weird. I wonder how. Okay. How did it start there? I just picture a woman screaming and giving birth, and then when the HBO comes out, it

goes, like that HBO thing at the beginning. Then the Larry Sanders show plays out of its asshole or something. Okay. So that's interesting. The birthplace of HBO. And then the secondry sanders show plays out of its asshole or something uh okay so that's interesting the birthplace of hbo and then the second fun fact uh we are also the city who made planters peanuts oh you like planters warts i love them i love them so much i mean put it together they're the best duality do you know that oh we we did that one time, the Mandela effect, where you think things are things and they're not.

The Planter's Peanut guy does not have a, it's either a cane or a monocle. He doesn't have a cane. He does have HPV though. He does have HPO too. HPV? Yeah, he doesn't have a cane, I think. And everyone thinks the Planner's Peanut guy has a cane, but he never has and never will.

I see a monocle and a cane in the right hand. He doesn't have a cane. It's either he doesn't have a monocle or doesn't have a cane, but one of those he doesn't have and everyone thinks he does. Maybe if he wasn't a peanut. He's a peanut person. How do you feel about peanuts? What's your favorite nut? Fucking cashew. Oh, cashew. I'm a'm a cashew guy oh pistachio i like pecans because they're light they have that like like i like how you say pecans pecan but is it a pecan that has like

that looks like a clit cover yes okay it does look like a clitoral it's like the raisin of nut i've never i've never been able to oh Oh, my God. I've been trying. I've been staring at my vagina so much lately trying to come up with new things that it looks like because it changes all the time. Yeah. And I have been staring at that little cover, the clitoral hood, and being like, what does it look like? I know chewed up piece of gum is so overused. It looks like a pecan. A pecan.

Pecan. Pecan pie. Yeah, and then it's a slice of pie down there. It's literally a pecan pie, yeah. Warm. Start some ice cream out of it. Oh, milk. Okay, okay.

Anything else about Wilkes Bar? Just those two things. Okay, cool. Well, that's good to know. I'm gonna definitely, I love writing roast jokes for towns. I wonder how much HBO has given back to Wilson Park. It's like, I love these things that start there and they don't end there.

Yeah. They're like, all right, we're going to the city. Well. We kind of grew out of you. I went to, what's its name? I guess it was Madison last week. Yes. And I was doing a bunch of jokes about interesting facts about Madison.

Madison, Wisconsin. And it was named after James Madison, which is interesting because James Madison's never even been to Madison. Madison, Wisconsin. And it was named after James Madison, which is interesting because James Madison's never even been to Madison. The day that Madison was being named, that town, was James Madison. The president had died that week,

so they were like, let's name it Madison. So I said, why don't you name it Farley, Wisconsin? Because Chris Farley was born there, and that is such a cool, it would be so cool to name it Farley, because James Madison's never even fucking been to Madison, you know? And then someone yelled

out, Otis Redding! And I was like, yeah, because they wanted that to be a fact about their town, and I'm like, was he born here? And they go, no, and I go, exactly, because Otis Redding died in Madison in a plane crash into a lake i

kind of wanted to skip that fact yeah it's not the most fun fact no it wasn't um you could call it even otis but these towns you can't i mean madison's such a college town everyone knows it as madison how cool though would it be to be rebranded and call it farley wisconsin like you just rename it i know it's just tough because if Farley was from another town next to Madison, you could change it. What? If he was from, like, a town next to Madison. No, you can change names. You can change things.

I know, but it's so ingrained. But, yeah, but that's how things, it's like, well, we love slaves. We've always had them. Sometimes you got to change some stuff. A different name for slaves? I mean, I think that one's fine. Yeah, call them Otises. Oh, God. Sometimes you got to change some stuff. A different name for slaves? I mean, I think that one's fine. Yeah, call them Otises. Oh, God.

That was not good. Yeah, you can cut that. I didn't mean to do that. I just was picking a reference from before, and it just so happened to be a black man. No, stop. This is going to be our new code for you said something Hitler-like. It sucks when you say something accidentally racist,

and it doesn't, like when you, oh man, one time you had a really bad one. Let's just have fun. But it happens. I would never have said that joke had I thought that I was saying a black person's name to supplement what the new name for slaves would be. We're cutting all this, right? I don't think we have to cut it. I didn't mean anything bad by it.

Okay. You can accidentally say things that are racist and go, oh boy, I wouldn't have said that had I thought about it a second more. I know, I remember I had that one. I forget exactly how. I remember it because it was just, sometimes you just go, whoa,

that's such a weird coincidence that that happened. Yes. Because I said it was salt and pepper and kid and play. And you go, are there any other ends on the bill? Because it was salt and pepper and kid and play and you go are there any other ends on the bill because it was salt and pepper yes yes i heard it from you and i go fuck and then i was like actually it's not a bad joke well no but it comes off so yeah you're talking about like if they were white people bands called kid in and play yes salt and pepper saying are there any other ends like you know bands with n in it but when you say and roses yes if you say like the but you said it at as a joke about the

letter n being you know instead of and but then when you said it a beat later we both go oh god no and that to, is not cancelable when you accidentally say something that can be interpreted as racist, as seen earlier in the show. Cancel. Cancel it. News.

All right, so the first news story is Howard Stern calls out hypocrisy of reaction to Dave Chappelle's attacker compared to the Will Smith slap. Oh, interesting. But what's your take on the whole thing that happened? Wait, what's his hypocrisy? Yeah, what's his point?

All right, so he said, this guy jumped on stage and attacked Dave Chappelle. As soon as that happened, did they let him go back to his seat and laugh and sit next to his wife and then give him an award? No, they took him backstage, broke his arms and hands so bad,

they fucking beat the shit out of him. And then he said, let me skip over this. I was disturbed by that picture of the, was he trans? No, he was a Trump supporter, actually. Oh, really? I was still disturbed by that photo deeply.

Well, Chappelle said after he tried to tackle him, he goes, must have been a trans guy. Like, he went back. He, like, that was his first thing that he said. So everyone's going after Chappelle, even though he got attacked. I feel bad for him that he got attacked. Chappelle, yes. Yeah, of course. Fucking sucks.

What was the joke? So what happened, Noah? Like, what was the joke what happened noah like what was the joke i haven't looked into it at all because i'm just so i thought it was a trans thing and i'm honestly so exhausted by chapelle's trans thing it was more of a no the guy was a trump supporter okay well still i'm just he was a rapper and in his rap song he said something about uh donald trump being his president or something but we don't know his motive. Like, that hasn't come out in the investigation. Oh, it wasn't a joke that set him off?

This was planned. They have no idea what his motive is. They just arrested him. He's probably... Just a crazy person. Just like Will Smith. He wasn't wearing a tuxedo, though. Here's what Howard said.

The audience at the Oscars gave Will Smith a standing ovation after the attack. That's the truth. It's on film. It's not fake news. They didn't break Will's hands. They shook them. And it's wrong. And they all should be ashamed of themselves.

Agreed. Even if you have empathy for him, I'd say agree. I heard a really interesting argument about why that happened. Why people applauded him. Why everyone remained like at nothing happened because i expected i i um i'm a subscriber to sam harrison ricky gervais's uh podcast called um mentally something will you look it up no i'm sorry it's called but it's i love it so much and um it's called chubby mensa chubby mensa i thought that's what it was called what is that

joke about it does a ricky chubby and the other guys absolutely mental brilliant absolutely mental great name for that would be good we should call it that well i want to name our next podcast no but yeah because you say it all the time yeah but no yeah but no no but yeah yeah but no it's kind of funny maybe it's segment um but ricky said that the reason he thinks because they did a whole podcast that you can actually listen to sam harris like put it on his podcast making sense you can actually listen to it where they break down the will smith thing it was a couple weeks after it happened so it's kind of like old news but he said um why everyone remained neutral afterwards and acted like nothing happened is because

it was such, being in that room in that moment, it was such an insane thing to happen. Much like if you have an alcoholic family member and they just like either violently have an outburst and then afterwards, Amber Heard talked about it. The first time Johnny Depp hit her, she started

laughing afterwards because she was just so shocked that it was so out of character for him because she had asked about a tattoo on his arm that says why no forever because it used to said winona because winona rider and so he thought um she thought she just goes what's that about and he fucking decked her and she laughed and he goes and then as soon as she laughed because she was so shocked at what this was what just happened he hit her again to be like don't you fucking laugh at me so that's what that's what happened with the audience possibly what ricky says is that they wanted so badly to not believe that that just happened yes and we're so in denial of it it

wasn't like they were like choosing to be like oh we like this guy who just violently attacked chris rock it was like let's go back to normal everything's fine like the way and let me just say most actors and celebrities come from alcoholic homes where you act like everything is fine after someone gets drunk after someone um verbally abuses someone after someone hits someone these families you guys know it besties know this if something freakish happens in your family the next morning everything's fine let's not talk about it and like that's what america is founded on is like that makes a lot of sense denial and i think it makes sense too to me it's like this freakish thing happens and you just gotta like let's go on with the show act like everything's

normal and then questlove was meditating during everything that happened. He didn't even see what happened because he was giving an award next. Or he was about to be up for an award that he won from Chris Rock. So he was meditating during the moment it happened. Didn't know it happened. He heard like commotion, but it wasn't. If you're closing your eyes meditating, you don't know what happened during that moment. It was just like he heard talking and then all of a sudden, whoa, and then slap,

and maybe, but like, there was, it wasn't. Maybe Chris Rock told a dirty joke that got a reaction from the audience. I mean, I wonder why he didn't snap out of it when Will Smith was like, get my wife's name out of your motherfucking mouth, you know? Maybe that one snapped out of it. But Questlove going up there, accepting the award like everything was normal, probably jolted people

into a sense of like, okay, we're back, we're back on. And so that made sense to me, even though i think yeah i think environment plays a huge role it's like it's like if you get attacked at an outdoor show and you have 30 security guards too like and your way like that person to will to dave chappelle is nothing right like and to everybody that person's nothing and that's probably why he's attacking someone like dave chapelle because the world sees him as nothing right so then we just beat the shit out of him because he's nothing will smith on the other hand is everything he's about to get an oscar yeah he's in a tuxedo yeah you're in a place where if you act out of line as

an actor your career could get hurt no one wants to offend in those circumstances right but at a comedy show it wasn't the audience's job to stand up to him it's not it was the academy's job yeah there should have been security yeah the i'm sure there were security people there i'm sure they sniffed for bombs i mean this is a huge event like there were people there that could have gotten him out of that it was was their job. And that's what was. Also how Chris Rock reacted to it. Because Chris Rock reacted to it very calmly. I know he did a great job. Because he was shocked.

I saw him last week. He was shocked. It was wild to see him. Emile and I are just sitting at this table and Chris Rock walks by. Birbiglia was there too. He's hosting Kimmel this week. It's so weird that Kimmel got COVID.

Birbiglia fills in. And I was with Birbiglia. I always do that like you know how I was talking about like I always when something happens I think about where was I when that happened it's always weird to me to be like whoa I was just with Birbiglia and he was just like talking about like you know work on his building and like the pipes and the plumbing and like now he's like hosting Kimmel it's just like a cool thing but anyway Chris Rock walked in and Emile and I were both like it's so weird to like see his face where like that's where Will Smith's like

hit like yeah there's just like this weird moment of like I can't believe that person is the same person that was it's just weird to see but he looked well also we learned that your dad does exactly what you did we learned that recently that he was like oh I was here when this happened oh yeah dad verbatim said and i was like oh i remember where i was when i heard that song or like when that yeah that person was i think like if we if i hung if you hung out with my parents you would be like oh this is everything it's kind of cool when i hang out with your parents i'm like okay you got that this is this piece this is this it's like putting together a hook a little bit for like it's not just me

yeah it's so nice when someone you can go okay that's why she's that way yeah this is this it's like putting together a puzzle a little bit for like it's not just me yeah it's so nice when someone you can go okay that's why she's that way yeah this is why she tells stories about cincinnati i love going at your dad for that i love me and your dad's relationship we really bust each other's balls it's great it really makes me happy that you can do that he is an awesome guy and i love that so many people like love him from watching the show and you're gonna love him even more he wasn't even a part of the last episode because of covid but this sunday thanks for watching everyone the ratings were good that's great yeah first time i'm hearing it yeah so i heard it last night for the first time wait did

you look up something no ailey oh yeah texting we were texting back and forth yeah good they said they were happy with the premier numbers yeah i was too very happy fuck yeah so good job everyone let's take a quick break and come back with more john stewart is back at the daily show and he's bringing his signature wit and insight straight to your ears with the daily Show Ears Edition podcast. Dive into John's unique take on the biggest topics in politics, entertainment, sports, and more. Joined by the sharp voices of the show's correspondents and contributors. And with extended interviews and exclusive weekly headline roundups, this podcast gives you content you won't find anywhere else. Ready to laugh and stay informed?

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Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. We're back. It's time for sports. Here's Andrew's weekly sports moment. What happened? Uh-oh. No, actually, this is a positive story. Oh, nice.

I want to get you guys up. An NFL player turned neurosurgeon, Dr. Myron Roley, shares the secret behind his success, saying he challenges himself to get two percent better every single day by breaking down large goals into small tasks okay so two percent better every day by breaking up large goals into small tasks 50 days that makes sense for like a football player like It's all like, oh, three more yards to that down. Does that make sense? Do I make sense?

Yes. That's my first attempt at making anything connected to football. It's always like you go little by little to score a touchdown. It's like you don't try to get it all in the first go. You go here, here. He learned his 2% mindset from his football coach at Florida State. I mean, this guy was brilliant. He went to Oxford.

He got drafted. He wears Oxfords. He wears Oxfords. He could have just been an NFL football player. A lot of people make fun of football players. They're these fucking idiots, blah, blah, blah. To learn an NFL playbook is just as hard as anything else. I can't understand the game.

I think anyone's brilliant to understand football. It's so confusing. So to do that on top of becoming a neurosurgeon is just... Yeah. I mean, it's just like... But I'm sure he was called a nerd because he was well-spoken and went to Oxford. I'm sure there were people growing up that were like, oh, you're going to be a nerd more than

even a football player. I love reading Kareem Abdul-Jabbar's biography. No, his blog. It's just funny to see a guy who was one of the best basketball players ever be also like this just loving

shows like The New new girl Bridgerton and doing like reviews of them you can subscribe to Kareem Abdul-Jabbar's newsletter and he's just he writes these like fascinating articles he was taking apart that new show about the LA Lakers

winning time he didn't like how he was portrayed he told a kid to fuck you and everyone's like he made a good point about why he didn't like how he was portrayed he was like i would never speak to kids that way and i run a foundation supporting kids and like helping kids out and if i if i lose funding because someone who wants to maybe do some charity work with me sees this show and then doesn't want to support our our fundraising because they think i told a kid to fuck off then then kids lose out so i don't care that you think i told a kid to fuck off which i didn't do i'm i don't like that this is going to eventually hurt kids because they're going to think of me

from that show and not want to work with me and my foundation so i thought that was a really good point yeah it's great i'm going to send you his article because he just breaks it down like why things in that show are so misrepresented and why, of course, you're allowing like fictional interpretation of real events. Like he doesn't expect everything to be to the T, but that how some of it's harmful because it didn't need to be fictionalized. But I think this is a great – it's great to hear this thing of like just chopping away. That's a great reminder all the time. We all know that to be true. It's good to hear it because.

That's why COVID was so depressing. Because you can't get better. You can get better from COVID. Like you can look at it like, oh, COVID's its own little touchdown. And that you can keep getting healthier by, you know, eating vitamins, treating more water yeah chewing on fucking fred flintstone fish oil just pop it in your mouth like gushers what you want to do is you want to blow barney before you chew down the whole thing uh wilma um so but no but driving with your feet but like that's why covid's so depressing because when you start getting 2% better and then it's like,

Hey, you want to go back another 20% because of something outside of your control. It's more goal oriented in terms of things that you can quote unquote control. I know that when I was trying to write my book, I came up with a plan because I was just so daunted by this like proposal, which is already the baby step to writing a book. A proposal is a very short version. You only do one but you give you know summaries for each chapter just a couple

paragraphs so it's already less daunting than a book but for some reason i couldn't get it done and then we came up with a plan because wordle was really in back then i may have talked about this on the show bears repeating um i was like it'd be nice if every day you sent me something that was like a wordle every day it's like it just pops in and it's a little assignment for me that it's just baby steps the other day my my apartment is just a fucking disaster it is like I can't unpack I don't have room for all the stuff I have I don't know where to get rid of it all I am so overwhelmed and the other day and it's been like then just fucking treat it like shit like who cares and the other day i set my alarm for an hour and i'm just like just put away things for an hour and listen to a podcast

and when the hour's up you have to stop this is not something that you get to keep going and exactly an hour i was like i'm getting tired like let me look at the clock exactly was on an hour and i was like yes i can stop and it wasn't done but man it made me feel so much better to have that clean that clean of space or working out or anything like the 20 if you can't do it all just do whatever you can do percent he said but yeah yeah which is even lower but yeah no times 10 2 times 10 2 times 10 divided by 10 is I think, yeah, I think that setting a time where you go – you don't overthink it. Like that's everything that I feel like – I think me and you – or whatever, just me for instance. Yeah.

I will overthink a task and then it will cause me to be paralyzed. Yep. To do that task. Getting back to someone, getting back to a text. Just stop overthinking. Just do it. Just Nike. Just Nike. This segment is brought to you do it. Just do. Just Nike.

This segment is brought to you by Nike. No, it's not. We have to get to Fanthrax, our weekly fan letters. Let's do it. Fuck you. Noah's fiance. Noah. I have two DMs that we got.

One is an update. Do you remember last week we had Mark's voicemail? He listens to the show at like five in the morning. He was like very bombastic. Yes, yes, the truck driver. Or not truck driver. He had to go in on a Saturday. He had that kind of like morning radio DJ energy.

Yes. Okay, so he goes. He's back. Yes, he goes, Vagidus Mark here i was yeah i was exhausted and still am glad you could relate it's wednesday morning here and i'm at work on my day off i'm an air traffic controller that's right i think mark i think i'm following him now because he i know having had air traffic controller friends before or fans that they can affect when I leave

it's all up to the air traffic controller it's so crazy oh I remember you telling this to people that work yeah a pilot and that's and they looked at you like you were crazy and I go I'm texting my friend who's an air traffic controller we're gonna going to be good to go soon. And they were like, yeah, right. They hated that. They did. But guess what? I was right. I think Mark might have been the one who wrote me last week.

And he was like, hey, are you flying west from St. Louis anytime soon? Next time you are, let me know. I'll fucking hook it up. And I'm like, I'm not kidding you. These guys are the ones that control who leaves. And these are the ones. And some of it comes down to if they want to let that guy, if they like that pilot or not.

It really, at some point, things can be both. It can both be safe to fly, and you can like this pilot more than the other. Interesting. It could both be safe for both these pilots to fly. But are pilots not making money because they didn't get to fly? Maybe, but guess what? A manager might give a shift to someone that they like

rather than someone they don't like. So attitude, your relationship with people you work with, despite we think like FAA regulations, it can be clear skies and good for two different pilots to fly one might be delayed and the other might go in time or it's the other way around and they might choose but it might be dangerous and the plane might crash no but they're just doing a solid for a celebrity they wouldn't do that these guys are like I just love the idea of like there's no engine and you're like yeah but dude Nikki Glaser I mean fucking this text me back if if both can be true is what I'm saying if both like like, there's no engine. And you're like, yeah, but dude, Nikki Glaser fucking is texting me back.

If, if both can be true is what I'm saying. If both like, like both the lights are on you again. Let's say there's two. That I just noticed. How did that? Oh yeah.

Cause I had to shoot a video the other day. I'm so sorry, Noah. That's okay. I'm so sorry. DMJ, not Noah. Our editors.

Oh yeah. Sorry, DMJ. Sorry, Desus, Miro, and Jesus. Sorry my face is darker. All right, let's get Our editors. Oh, yeah. Sorry, DMJ. Sorry, Desus, Miro, and Jesus. Sorry, my face is darker. All right.

Let's get to the next one. Okay. Like, both lights can be on me. It's so funny. I just noticed, seriously, while you were talking. Wait, let's see if what changes. Hold on. Let's see how big of a dip.

Okay. Oh, wait. You went too far. But it's fine. Oh, my God. I really did. That looks like the pixar they look like they have personalities or like they really do all right okay next next fan

tracks okay quick one uh another dm from dana bestie i always forget poop bags when i walk my dog and twice in the past week i've used your trick to just cover it up in dirt and pick it up lol i'm just walking around my neighborhood with a huge clump of dirt poop um that is awesome thank you so much for actually using my technique i want to say that today i was walking luigi in my crocs pale legs really a rain jacket that my housekeeper goes oh are you a fighter firefighter now she like negged me i Oh, nice. I want to fuck her now. You should. Be hot.

So I look disgusting and a guy walked by and, or two guys walked by. I didn't even know if they, I wasn't even thinking about them. And then I looked behind me because Luigi was kind of like pulling.

So I turned around and they were both looking at me and like getting out their phones. And so I kind of looked at them like, oh, hi, you know, waved and he goes, you got poop

bags today and i was like i do because i was getting one out of the thing and so i'm getting recognized for like not having poop bags which is honestly that method which i invented i'm very proud of and i did invent it it's like the cop salad from curb i but it is i did invent it i mean i'm sure other people have used it before but i'm um people are like people go do you know mulch is also made out of shit that's the point you shit on the shit oh and i do want to say about the housekeeper can we just tell the quick story can i tell a quick story though about the picking up people oh no we're very on your side they go i you know what she picked it up. Fuck that guy.

They were mad at me for saying you were getting canceled because you still picked it up. Yes, yes, yes. But if you saw it live, if you were there live, it was a lot live. Let me just also say that if you don't feel like

doing the mulch method and you leave a piece of poop, next time you go out, you pick up two pieces of poop. You find a piece of poop that isn't yours and you pick it up. 2%.

Both can be true. Duality. Both can be true. Duality. Both can be poo. Poop. And I do have to say when I, the other day when I did it, right after the show

I debuted on Monday, I did it with grass and I put it on my Instagram story. I was so happy to be able to write, poops, I did it again. It was such,

it was like one of those things where you go, oh my God, I wrote oops, I did it again. And I such, it was like one of those things where you go, oh my God, I wrote oops, I did it again. I go, wait, how often do you come across a word that is just like poop on a thing that you're saying?

It's like one of those beautiful moments like that one we had before that ended up being racist where you go, if it wasn't racist, it would be extremely clever and a coincidence.

Or disgusting. Yes. Okay. Noah, next up. All right. Oh no, we were going to tell this story. Go ahead. Sorry. You want next up. Oh, no. We were going to tell the story. Go ahead.

Sorry. You want to tell the story or voicemail? No, just skip. We'll save it. Columbine. Okay. So here's a voicemail from Tito. Tito.

Hey, Nikki, Andrew, and Noah. This is Tito from Arizona. Just want to say i love the pod it's something i look forward to you know listening to every day when i go to work or walk or whatever anyways i was listening to the last podcast on when you guys were talking about video games and i'm like wow this is something that i i'm very fond of you know gaming for you know 40 plus now. So I just have a question about your gaming. You should probably get a Nintendo Switch. That way you guys can do some quick gaming on the go.

You guys are on the road all the time. But anyways, also my question to you is about games. If you can actually create a game, what would it be about? Would it be something typical like a racing game, a fighting game, or maybe something like a game where you have to get rid of the Kuh from the world? You see

for example, your character can go around silencing horribly loud-ass mufflers from cars that are going 20 miles an hour. Like a Kuh game. Anyway, that's all. You know what would be funny? Sorry if I don't have an ASMR voice. mufflers from cars going 20 miles an hour. Like a Kerr game. Anyway, that's all. Defeating the Kerr.

You know what would be funny? And sorry if I don't have an ASMR voice, Hamdry. You do. So anyways, going back. That's it for me. I love an accent. Jack in the Box. Jack in the Box.

That's good. No, ASMR voices with accents are so soothing. I'm listening to this book right now called How to Stop How to Stop Overeating or something. I Can't Stop Eating is called the book, but it's an audio book on YouTube. And the woman, I've told besties before, if you have binge

eating situation, this book is great to listen to. But even if you don't, her voice is so soothing reading this book. And it's just like, I love an accent. So T tito you do have an asmr voice what would be your video game and i was just thinking a character in uh it's called g gta i think it's yeah grand theft auto grand theft auto it's like but a someone calling out could that guy like because that whole video game is so cool to go yeah like when he's throwing a

woman out of a moving car so he could drive yeah she goes care and he's like oh my god just adding to that game would be great and then my other idea would be um it'd be more for kids but like every every like kid in like a small town they play backyard football and like backyard football but make it a video game so then i don't know i just think a lot of people can or like backyard baseball where you play in people's backyards and you're the you're the star yeah you know what i mean that could be kind of fun i would have a taylor swift one where i get to be taylor swift and go through her whole day and like write songs kind of like the kim kardashian game oh where like on like where you just like live taylor's life and you have to write

songs you have to like go into relationships and have breakups so that you can write about that, that kind of thing. Like a metaverse kind of thing. Like a Sims kind of thing. But I also want to say, fuck, what did you just say? You were talking- GTA, backyard football.

So Emily is one of our listeners that became a listener, a bestie of the show after I was on a local NPR, St. Louis Public Radio Station. It was called St. Louis On Air and it's with Sarah Fenske as the host. I was on her show a while back,

I think maybe for F Boy Island. I don't even know what it was for. But Emily is another radio host there who fills in for Sarah sometimes. And from my interview, she was like, oh, I'm gonna check out this podcast. I wanna check out like...

And now since then, she's become a bestie. And yesterday I went in with my dad to do an interview with her because she was filling in for sarah and she was like i actually became a bestie since the last time um you know you were in here and it was so funny because she was having an ocular migraine before the show was coming on and she could feel it because she says that her vision starts to look like an oil spill it looks blurry and um she said that at some point she was like i just want to warn you guys at some point i might have to like put on my sunglasses because that's why the lights are dim in here it's not like she wasn't in pain ocular migraines are usually just affect your vision like in a crazy way and she was like i might have to put on my sunglasses and i just don't want you to think i'm k and it was my dad was goes did she say k like you can see my dad because my dad's heard k

since high school he doesn't really realize the proliferation of it since the podcast yes for him to hear someone who doesn't know me from high school use k was so mind-blowing to him it was so touching it was such a great interview because she had become a bestie she was just able to talk from this place where she like really knew me so shout out to um emily um and my interview will be today on salis public radio which you can definitely find on their like podcast final thought we both just went to the bathroom oh my god i peed so long i um i drink so much water a day a lot too much i pee a day? A lot. Too much. I heard on Chris's radio show today that men wash their hands between five times a day

and women wash their hands eight times a day. And then they were talking about, oh, it's because women pee more often. And then Brando on the show was like, eight times a day? That's an insane amount of time to pee. And I probably pee 20 times a day. I'm with you there.

I don't know how much water he's drinking. What about Noah noah how much do you pee a day i don't pee a day a lot i just pee during the night like eight times which is annoying yeah interesting that is annoying that's a set sock but i just had to wipe with the um because i went in the other bathroom because you were in that one i went in the guest room that i never put i had to wipe with the toilet uh roll it still had some like mulch yeah and mulch but it's it it's such a weird feeling but I did wipe with that and there's no um there's no trash basket in there so I just put it back on the roll because I'm gonna get it later no one uses that one so I just have to remember to get it later

why am I mine I'm like doing like memento i have a um i have a tangible letter that i got on the road two weeks ago that i haven't opened yet asmr oh is this from the same person that wrote me a letter oh my god that no this is um oh my god the card is amazing it says it's a seinfeld card it says yada yada yada i'm definitely putting this on my refrigerator so cute oh and it's a picture of her and I that she printed from meeting. It says, long story short, I got you this card for your birthday. Have a happy one. And she crossed out birthday.

Couldn't resist this card when picking one out. I hope Houston treated you well. Bestie Rachel. So this is Rachel from Houston. And she also included a letter. Let me just read it. I'm writing this for my SSDJ counting down the last 15 minutes. I actually do love my job, but I am chained to a desk all day.

I just wanted to thank you for always being so open and honest. Listening to the pod has taught me so much about myself. And like other besties, my friends and family quickly caught on when I would tell them a story about my friend, Nikki. It just happened organically. I'm so thrilled that y'all came back to Houston. As you can see, I've included a pic from years ago at the houston improv you embraced me in this moment like a true friend and i've never forgotten how awesome that felt from someone i so admired keep kicking ass love rachel we are loving meeting besties i have been going on instagram live and it's such a cute thing

that a lot of people chat like one person one on an instagram lab was like i'm worried about you becoming too famous and like forgetting us besties or like sharing you with other people like the mass people and i totally relate to that feeling with every person i've ever loved when like people start like they get too popular i'm like i'm gonna lose them it's how i felt about kirsten when she started being popular in high school i'm like now everyone is i can't she's not mine anymore. And I just want to say, I understand that feeling and I will never, ever forget the besties. And you will always see when you meet me in line at a show,

you know if you go, I'm a bestie or I listen to the podcast, people in the line that aren't kind of feel weird about how I then, like they feel left out. And I can say that because they're not listening to this. And if you are listening to this. Welcome. Welcome.

I will embrace you in a different way because it's just different, y'all. It is just, and I'm saying y'all because you wrote it in that. It's different. And I honestly, I'm going to put this picture

of me and my fan on my refrigerator. It would be a fun thing to send, give me pictures of us. We met those two girls. And I'll put them on my refrigerator. I love, because my fans are pictures of us We met those two girls And I'll put them on my refrigerator I love Because my fans are my friends

We met those two girls that had They literally look like a beat Journalist Oh my god These two little girls And they sent us pictures of the notes Because we have to address them at some point I have to get back to one of them

Because her dad's an IVF doctor Who said that he would freeze my eggs He would do it as like a discount Possibly I think he's just creepy Yeah I think he's just creepy. Yeah. I think he's just into that. No, he's not.

Her dad is in Chicago, too. You know what's really funny now is that we have merch. Yes. And so someone will have like nine pieces of merch on and go, I'm a bestie. I love it. Yeah, we know.

I love when you wear your merch because I spot you in line beforehand and I'm like, yes, I can't wait. Yeah, it's coming. And I wore my Nikki Glaser podcast blue shirt on the Michael Rapaport edition of Wendy Williams the other day. And I was so excited to wear it. It looks so good.

That shirt is so cute. And I really embraced it because I've seen so many girls and guys make it look so awesome. This other person sent me a really long letter. And I just want to say shout out to perry who offered me to make a pet portrait for me so if you want to get a pet portrait um you can probably search in our followers perry she didn't leave her instagram p-e-r-r-y and they do amazing pet portraits which i'm gonna have them oh here it is um perry patterson art if you want that's a great gift by the way is to do a pet portrait

for your mom for your dad if you have someone in your life who loves their pet it's not as expensive as you would think and it's just it supports an artist so perry patterson art on instagram i'm gonna use her we have to go um anything else whenever i see no hold up rap i'm just like all right i'll freestyle so i can she's yeah she holds up a sign that says w-r-a-p i'm just always like a little part of my mind i'm just like i was a young boy when i grew up strong i never had a dick that was that long but i don't give a fuck because i wrote this song every day come along i'm the one jack harlow sucks every single day i try to rhyme it doesn't even matter if i ate a lime or I rode a scooter and it was called a lime.

I gotta go because I'm out of time. It's kind of fun to challenge yourself to do some stupid rap. Yes. Let's do that at the end every time. Let's do that every day. Yes. Just a couple bars.

Four bars. And by the way, this is not good. No written. Comedians can't clip this and be like, they think they're rappers. We're doing it because we know we're bad. No that you can't comedians can't clip this and be like they think they're rappers we're doing it because we know we're bad no i'm good oh okay i'm doing it because i know i'm bad don't think that i think i'm good love you guys thank you so much for the letters and everything we will see you next week have the best weekend don't be good and

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