The Nikki Glaser Podcast - #216 Just Check The Pulse

Episode Date: May 11, 2022

Nikki and Andrew are excited to dance at the different weddings they are going to this weekend. Andrew tried to be accomplished by hitting up a Men's Warehouse today. Nikki wonders is she should splurge on a T-shirt and Andrew wonders the same about a watch. Nikki has been listening to a podcast called Brain Over Binge. You Heard It Here First; Waking up after death, more people believe in afterlife because of Tyler Henry, finding treasure and uncomfortable job interviews. In Nikki's Reddit Dump, she watches a video a ton of Besties wanted her to see, tips about not getting back to people and do men have someone that cares about them? In the Final Thought, Nikki decides she wants more drama on her next reality TV show.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Noah is in Arizona. How's everyone's day going so far? It's good. I tried to accomplish some of that sentence. You couldn't even. You beat me to it. I know. I'm slow and fast, you know? You're fast as shit.

But also slow. You know, like a consummate of shit. One that you took. Yeah, I can't even think of the drug. That's how quick I am. Opioids. Huh? Opioids.

Oh, yeah. Wait a second. So you tried to accomplish things. Yeah, That's how quick I am. Opioids. Huh? Opioids. Oh, yeah. Wait a second. So you tried to accomplish things. Yeah. I tried to go to Men's Warehouse, the manager. Wait, why? Because you like nice things? Yeah, very nice.

Men's Warehouse is very fancy. Isn't that the place where it's like, because you like nice things? Oh, really? Oh, no. That's the- Jacob? No, that's the jeweler place at the corner of I-270 and Fairvoy. Gravoy. It's- Yeah70 and Fairvoy. Gravoy.

It's, yeah, this guy is in every town, but he makes it sound like he's just local. You have offended in the diamond business. The Shane Company. The Shane Company. Oh, I didn't. No, no, no. Men's Warehouse is because you like nice things. Well, I do.

As you know. God, did you ever see the SNL sketch where they make fun of the men's warehouse where it's like seven suits for $13, and they're just suits that they sell as rags to clean things up? You can use them in your kitchen to mop up spills, because it's just... Well, yeah, that's what I was looking for. So you went to the men's warehouse.

Whoa, whoa, accomplished. Old stuttering mouth. You went to the men's warehouse. Yeah. Window gets rolled down. Some lady's like, excuse me, sir. Excuse me. I was like, I have no money.

They're like, no, men's warehouse is closed. Manager didn't show up. Not till 1145. What do you mean the window gets rolled down? I'm so confused. She was in her car. I guess she was an employee at Men's Warehouse. Oh, and you were walking in.

Yeah, and the manager has the key, I assume. Yeah. So they're supposed to open at 10, 1130. How great is it when you show up to work and work's not open? That is nice. Noah, was it Noah? Maybe, no, it was Jen, my assistant. Last night I was supposed to have like an eight i saw my schedule there was like an 8 30 a.m zoom interview where i had to be on

camera and i wrote her last night to be like hey is this like is this on camera just because but it's just going to be audio we're just doing it on zoom just to see each other or is this do i have to look nice and she was like oh shit i forgot to take that off your calendar that's canceled she was like so sorry and i was like no it's off your calendar. That's canceled. She was like, so sorry. And I was like, no, it's so much better when I think, when I'm prepared for it

and then it goes away. I go, I'd rather that than have it not be there at all. Even if you're getting dressed up, put makeup on? No, but it was the night before.

Oh, okay, So I was just anticipating it and then all of a sudden, a canceled plan. But how close can a cancel get to until you're not happy? When I'm putting on makeup.

Yeah. But then you have makeup on for something else. No, because then I want to go back to bed, and I don't want to get it all over my pillow. Yeah. Okay, so you get a physical response. Well, just quickly. Yeah. When you get the news like that, do you get like a physical response?

Yeah, I come. For me, it's a tingling. Same thing. John Mulaney had a bit about canceled plans, and he was like, it's the closest I'll ever get to doing heroin. The feeling that you get when something you don't want to do cancels.

And then he did heroin. And then he did heroin, and he goes, let me take that back. Yeah, let me take that back. Have you ever done heroin and got your plans canceled? I could see that joke spinning in your head, because as soon as I said it,

I was like... Man, finish our sentence. We're pretty good at that. Okay, so... Oh, and then I went to pick up a dress at a tailor for Brenna for the wedding. It was supposed to be done today.

I get there. There's like... You know that little clock that like small companies... Yes, where they go back in five. Another company, another business supposed to be open at 10,

11.30. I love that. I i'm like what is going i like when people go no we're just going i'm going out for coffee i get to shut down the shop yeah just for six hours just for six days yeah it's fine and then she showed up i waited i was eating food in the car waiting and uh i go up there i was like the dress ready she's like oh no it's not like so casual i hate when they act like it's not something that they need. Like, when you, you know, it's like when you order at a restaurant and you go, when you order the meal, you go, and I want, and I would love, like, that extra dressing on the

side. You say some annoying thing, and then they don't bring it, and you just casually go, like, oh, can I get that ranch on the side, that extra? And they go, oh, yeah, I can get that for you. And it's like, no, you don't act like this is a new thought. forgot it and you go oh no i forgot like nikki they're understaffed that is fine but just acknowledge that you know that i already said it don't gaslight me into being like this is a novel no i know i know they i had that the other day and then you go then you start eating your food and i asked for what you do like i I ask for a side of queso or something to dip, you know, or something, or a sour cream.

That's you. You will ask for this thing that makes it essential to you. Yes. But if you don't get it, you'll still eat the thing. I'll nibble a little, and then the bites will get bigger. No one eats faster than Andrew and I. We are the fastest eaters. Tim Dillon, very fast eater.

I can't keep up. Ah, man. He wins Dillon, very fast eater. I can't keep up. Ah, man. He wins. Yeah, he wins that. I don't think anyone does. Because you will eat before the food has been prepared. You know what it is? I think growing up, I didn't want to be at the dinner table,

so I ate as fast as possible. And then I just went to my room. And I remember my dad being a doctor. He's like, that's not good for you. And I was like, you're not good for me. Yeah. No, no, I didn't. I didn't say that. didn't i didn't say that no i didn't say that i didn't i know i quote david spade all the time but i heard a great thing the other day i was watching like old clips and it reminded me exactly of what you just said about your dad he went to he was telling letterman

like i don't know it was maybe 10 years ago that he went to go he brought his dad with him who abandoned him when he was four and his dad's back in his life. And just like kind of like a guy that talks like this. And he's like, come on Davey, you know what it'd be like. He's always just like,

just like surfer dude kind of energy. And he, he's talked about him on David Letterman a lot. Letterman gets a kick out of his dad. He's had him on the show. And so he's like, how's your dad doing? He's like,

Oh, you know, the other day we went to go visit a friend of mine in the hospital she just had a baby and and i'm holding the baby and my dad's like look at him he doesn't know what he's doing he's never done it he goes oh really and he was like what if i put him on the floor and left that's like like you did to me is that would that be the better way to do it and he goes i waited till you were four you can handle it i waited till you were four is the best line it's so funny i just picture him going like yeah oh my god it is funny

like a surfer dude being your dad he's like what dude like chill yeah like you can't get mad at that guy if he's so chill about leaving you you know what i mean like if i did something terrible to you i was like nicky dude i was out baby girl yeah it is a nice it's a nice little trick you want your sour cream dude i'm sorry bro rape shmate baby rape shmate rhyming anything it's so great murder turd or dude so did so bretta's not getting the dress no she. No, she said it'll be ready at 4.30. Okay. You know. Can you pause right there and just be more specific about this wedding?

Because you just kind of glossed over it. Oh, okay. Oh, yeah, Hannah Burner. Okay, so we have this wedding that we're going to in the Hamptons. Whatever. It's Hannah Burner from Summer House, our friend. She's getting married to Des Bishop. Another marriage that's 18 years apart.

She was 28. Didn't we just look up his age? Yeah, he's 46. So 17, maybe. Anyhow. She's 28. No, she's 30, right? Maybe she is 30 at this point.

So anyways, long's 30, right? Maybe she is 30 at this point. So anyways, long story short, me and Brennan both wait till the last second to get things for a wedding. Doesn't sound like it. I mean, you're leaving on Thursday. It's Tuesday. No, some people handle this shit three months in advance. Well, I can't stand people who pack for trips

like two weeks in advance. My mom does that. She's like, I'm all packed up. And I'm like, you're not leaving for three months ready to go later he goes you just throw clothes in a bag that's what i do so no i went to this suit place they're like uh yeah you want to i was like they're like when's the wedding i go i don't know 13 days they're like oh you might want to try about three months man i'm like who the fuck no also i can't buy a suit off the shelf because of my fucking centaur body or minotaur i don't know what i am am i

minnow or cinna cinna bun i'll eat it quick fast slow um yeah i'm going to a wedding or like a wedding reception on what are you wearing do you know Do you know? Yeah. I mean, I bought, I will tell you, buying things on Poshmark or the RealReal, which are, you know, reusable or like, you know, resale clothing, they get it to you so much faster than any, you know, retail shop. These, like I was saying the other day, these women that go to the post office that do eBay and stuff, they know how to fucking send a package right away. They want to get that money. And so they are not getting the money until that's shipped.

And so they- I'm always nervous to buy from a third party because I feel like they're going to take forever. They know people who are selling their stuff online. It's the fastest I've ever had stuff in my life because they deal so much with like, my mom has sold stuff on eBay and just having people complain,

like if anything is slightly wrong like there's a piece of fuzz on it they want any reason to people love complaining I've never complained like that me neither I know it's just ridiculous to me but so many consumers I mean anyone who works in the consumer customer service knows how awful people are yeah and how nitpicky and they focus on these things because they hate their lives and they just need to have control over something that they don't. And so, um, yeah,

I mean, so I ordered three dress, four dresses off Poshmark. Um, one's 46 bucks. The other was 41 bucks. The one was like 295 cause I'm going, I went steep on that one because it's really nice.

Um, and then I accidentally ordered another one too. That was like 295. But because I asked you where you glossed over that quick last 295 yeah i mean i don't wait is it the same dress different size or like no it was a different style but i asked you what brenna was wearing to the wedding because i was like what do you even wear to weddings like i don't know where you and you said that she got a dress at reformation so then when i looked up that on poshmark they're so expensive compared to other dresses which is fine

but um they are very cute and And so I got two recommendations. So out of the four, are you going to decide the day of, day before, or do you know? I'm just going to try them all on. Okay. I'm going to start with the one I like best. I'm not going to try them all on. If the one I like best is the first one, I'll just keep it. I'm not someone who likes trying on things, but I'll keep the other ones for other weddings

I try to get out of. Yeah, I've never done Poshmarker real real. I would check that out. Is it guy stuff too? Yeah, dude. They have everything. Real real. Yeah, I've never done Poshmark or RealReal. I would check that out. Is it guy stuff too? Yeah, dude. They have everything. RealReal, yeah, it has guy stuff. It's all like RealReal's designer.

Poshmark is everything. It's like one of those things where I go, you know, I've never done it. And then three months later, I'll be like, so I bought fucking a Q-tip. Like instead of, I don't buy anything retail anymore. It's just contributing to the trash of the world.

Just get upcycled things. So many things are brand new and they're cool because they don't get they're not, you can't find them everywhere and you feel really special. You put your sizes into Poshmark so everything you search is only coming up if it's your size. Have you ever got something

and it looks like dog shit? Yes! But it's cheap and it's like I just, you know, give it to my mom to sell for me. Like ripped or just doesn't look like? No, nothing ever is like bad quality. If anything, it's cheap and it's like I just give it to my mom to sell for me. Like ripped or just doesn't look like or fit like? No, nothing ever is like bad quality. If anything, it's always better than you think because these people know they don't want to deal with returns. I mean these are people like selling out of their homes. So they're just – they're not going to lie to you about stuff.

But I did – I have this guy in Vancouver who does this vintage shop. I think it's like Van City Vintage or something like that. But he is always on the lookout for Taylor Swift and Britney Spears and old pop star vintage stuff. He gave me that Taylor Swift shirt I wore on the podcast yesterday, actually. That shirt goes for $1,000 on eBay. And I paid, I think, $100-something bucks for it. But yesterday he goes, hey, my friend, because he's in connections with all vintage people. It's the opposite of the guitar you bought.

Yeah, right. This is a great deal. You said you never got a deal. That's a deal. I was going to say that yesterday, but I'm never going to resell it. Okay. You know, like I'm not doing it to be like,

oh, someday I'm going to cash in. Like that is, I'm going to give it to my like niece. I was going to say daughter, but that ain't happened anytime soon. For 200. You got to make something. Yeah. She's got to learn about capitalism.

Yeah. Somehow. So anyway, yeah, this guy wrote me yesterday being like, hey, check this out. It was a Britney Spears perfectly faded black tee that almost has like a crop to it, but oversized. Like, you know, what remakes of shirts are trying to be? Like when they try to recreate the vintage.

That's the best shirt. A thick like collar, like from 2000. It's her on the steps with her hands in between her legs like looking sad like the classic pose and um 145 and i was like oh am i gonna spend 145 dollars for a fucking great shirt that has a couple little bleach stains on the bottom but that maybe adds coolness to it and um i go i don't know and i go see if your friend could give me a deal and i'll shout him out on my Instagram. If he wants to knock off like even 10 bucks.

I was like trying to get a deal. I never get deals. I'm like, you know what? What is going on over there? Getting deals? Well, because actually I can give back. Like people should know about. I love buying.

I love following vintage shops on Instagram with these vintage tees. Because sometimes something comes up where you go, oh my God, that's the team I love. Or that's the specific like, you know, team I love or that's the specific soul decision. No one has a soul decision shirt. That's hilarious. And so, think about making my move tonight. I asked for $10 off my shirt

and holding my body tight because I like the way you're making me move. So he said, it was so funny, the shirt's $145. He goes, I'll ask. He asked his friend,

he goes, he can do it for $150 with shipping included. And I go, how did the price go up? I know he gave me a discount on shipping, but somehow it went up. And for some reason, I'm like, I want to do it. You know what it is, honestly, to me, in my stupid brain? $145 sounds more than $150. I don't know why.

Because there's too many numbers. Yeah, there's more numbers. There's more numbers in there. There's more syllables. Yeah. Well, that's why people, Walgreens prices things like $14.99 because $15 seems more,

so much more people. Well, that'd be the opposite. Oh, yeah, it'd be the opposite. But still, yeah, that's all. But I want to do it. Yeah, get it. Yeah, but it seems stupid. You don't spend a lot,

like you spend money on clothes. Starbucks. Starbucks. If I added up. I've never seen you buy. I just went to Starbucks, by the way, for my second coffee. And she goes, didn't I already make this drink today? And I go, yeah.

In front of everyone, very loud, I go, I have a problem. And she goes, it's okay. It's okay, girl. And I was like, it's not. A venti latte, no one needs two of those within three hours. Except old Glazedog. Well, look, your drug dealer ain't going to fucking stop you. No.

Oh, caffeine is not a drug that anyone would talk about. I went to J.Crew because they have suits ready. None of them fit me. Your boy's too thick. Yeah. Too thick for J.Crew. You are. Thick crew.

You know, I just did that rental site that the bestie recommended. And they were asking about body shapes. They're like, are you a pear? Are you an apple? Are you an inverted triangle? Are you a square? Are you an hourglass? It's like, what girl doesn't want to be an hourglass out of all of those?

Yeah. I'm an amoeba. But you were an inverted triangle. Tiny hips. Yes. Wide shoulders. Yeah. So nothing fits me.

And then, I don't know, I have this like, you know how I'm a little obsessed with Ray Donovan, how he dresses? Yes. The guy that you look like.

Yeah. Ray Donovan or just Liv? Actually, his character. Okay, his character. That makes sense. So you have a wardrobe department. He wears a watch that I am obsessed with, but I won't convince myself to buy

unless I make more money to wear. Because I've already done this before where I spend money on a watch. The watch was the only investment that you made that was good. Remember? Yeah, that's true. How much is this?

Can I guess? I can't even say it. $11,900. Okay, it's not that bad. But thank't even say it. $11,900. Okay, it's not that bad. Okay. But thank you for going high. $1,900. $5,100.

Yeah. It's an Omega Professional Seamaster 300. It's not a Rolex. It looks like a Rolex. It's just a perfect watch for me. Can I ask you why you want it? Should we do it after break? Yeah.

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We're back. Okay, why the watch? Why the watch? Okay, so this watch I love. It's an Omega as well. The one that you're wearing, yes. The one I'm wearing. It's Omega Constellation constellation it's from like 1972 is my grandpa marvin's watch you got it it was given to me by my aunt nancy she kept the nicer one the nicer four she probably

deserves i mean it was her dad whatever who's counting yeah she is and i am quick slow turtle rabbit wait what was the what was the word that you didn't finish? Triangle. No. The one at the beginning. Accomplished. So she gave me this. It was very nice, honestly.

It was very nice to get this. I was extremely excited. I really wanted a watch because I feel like a watch, a simple watch like this any outfit you wear it kind of elevates it yeah it elevates it a little without trying too hard that's a common thing um for women as well like uh you can wear like sweats and like a oversized t-shirt like a britney spears like vintage t-shirt and then you wear a nice sandal or like a nice shoe like a heel or you wear like like layered jewelry or jewelry yeah and it dresses it up and so i i get that okay this watch although it's what are these socks where did you get those that's a statement these socks okay he's wearing gray socks that say calvin klein in black all over

them like it's he's a little label boy this was no no one labels calvin klein yeah this isn't cool it's not fancy. Justin Bieber. I wear Calvin Klein underwear. Yeah, no one knows Calvin Klein socks. I didn't know it was written all over. I just bought dress socks for like 14 bucks on Amazon, and I see why they're 14 bucks.

Oh, yeah. They're insane. And I'm wearing the shoes. These shoes are nice. Are those the slippers? But I'm wearing them just to grind out the bottom so I don't fall at the wedding. Yeah, go outside and start and go. I did.

I did. I was grinding up in the garage. I was worried about my shoes for the wedding because I want to be able to – all I want to do is dance. Yes. Because Emma, my boyfriend's brother's wife, they got married two years ago, I think. But it was during COVID and they had a reception and not a lot of people could come. So they're throwing a second one. It's going to be just a reception.

That's what I'm going to this weekend. She wrote me and was like, they have a really good wedding band. They performed at the last one and they said it was just insane how good they were. And she was like, I told them,

I put in a couple of requests that I think you're going to be excited about. And I was like, yes, girl. So I want to dance to some Taylor Swift so bad. And so I was buying shoes with that in mind. I'm looking forward to dancing too at this wedding. Oh my God, I can't wait to dance. I don't dance ever anymore.

And I miss it. Dancing's so fun. So back to the watch. So the watch, great watch, it constantly breaks down. So it's essentially a bracelet. Like right now the second hand isn't working. Do you use it to look for the time when it does work? Not really.

I use my phone. So it doesn't really matter. You don't really need it to work. But it's like you calling out my Calvin Klein. Someone sometime will go, dude, your watch is 145. Yeah, you need it to work in case someone calls you out for it. Which never happens except for once maybe every four months. Yes.

So anyways, so that's another reason why I want a more functional watch. So you have an excuse for why you're wearing it. Yes. And so I kind of have a weird obsession with wanting it. But I know I don't. I think I deserve it. I just don't want to spend that much money on it. Also, I found one on Facebook Marketplace for $3,000, which is still too expensive.

Check out RealReal. They have tons of watches. They're Rolex Central. Oh, really? Oh, yeah. RealReal is all. Rolex, Rolex. Rolex. I mean, RealReal, you go in there, there's things for $20,000 for sale. They're Rolex Central. Oh, really? Oh, yeah. RealReal is all. Rolex, Rolex. Rolex.

I mean, RealReal, you go in there, there's things for $20,000 for sale. They do furniture. It's all designer. And then it goes down to like $20 for an Alexander Wang t-shirt that was probably like $88 to begin with. So you get awesome deals on there, but they do have luxury items that are like, who the fuck? Well, there's a guy in st louis who has the exact watch

i want but it's from 2018 but it's the same model too and he wants like 3800 so that would be a difference in 1400 bucks that's definitely worth and used is cooler than new so much cooler yeah he has the box and everything he lives here i can make not not don't ever buy anything new if you can get it like new cheaper just it is funny have you ever shopped for something that nice though because it's because i yeah guitars i didn't want to buy it like i knew i i wanted to buy it but i didn't think i was gonna buy like yeah but they try to convince you and uh vince and then you found vaughn and so you try to like finagle it in a way like I'm into it I have the money but also is

there a payment plan but also I don't need the payment plan I could walk out of here right like you want like because you don't want them to judge you either even though like it doesn't matter payment plans are helpful for people even if you do have the money so there's a 12 month payment plan so there would be like 500 a month but that's every month i'd be like the watch would depreciate in what i care about it and then i'd be keeping money that's tough is that a purchase that you talked to brenda about or is it like no no i wouldn't unless i but she'll see it eventually and go how much was that yeah do you lie no oh okay yeah yeah i think that you know even there is some like sometimes when like i have friends that complain about money or something and they buy something and I go, well, you're never allowed to complain.

We're going to any restaurant I want from now on, even though I will always pick up the bill. But like you don't get to complain about things if you're buying this thing that is so truly worthless. You don't get to complain about like my insurance. Is this a month like now? So there's a little bit of that where you don't get to complain about like my insurance is this a month like no so there's a little bit of that where you don't get away but you know i have things like that in my life too where i come i'm complete hypocrite um because i i have this thing i don't know if anyone relates i think probably everyone does actually where can i tell you can i stop you real quick yeah i don't

okay i think you might no i definitely will i don't think you've? Yeah. I don't. Okay. I think you might. No, I definitely will. I don't think you've ever said anything I don't relate to. I think you actually might not, but I don't know what this is. I am pretty generous when it comes to money generally, and with myself, with others. There are times, though, if you catch me on a bad day where I feel, again, we're going back to customer service, feeling out of control, having things in my life that are unmanageable, like, I'm stressed out, where I will focus on my money. I'll go to my money and go, oh, God, this Rent the Runway stuff, I haven't even worn it, and I'm just, like, spending $300 a month on this.

Like, I'm so worthless. Like all of a sudden I start picking at the minor, like minors things where I'm like, Oh my God, like I just ordered the wrong Starbucks thing. That's $3 extra, like little charges, dude, little ones that I'm just like,

what is going on here? Because I just bought a $1,500 guitar last week on a whim that I'm never going to play. There's sometimes where I'm just crazy with money and other times where 15 cents extra, I start getting so scared and I start like writing my business manager like, I need to know how much I'm spending a month on this. I did it like, and nothing's changed.

It's not like I lost a job. It's not like I suddenly learned something financially. It's just, it's so interesting when you examine what is causing this. Like I saw this awesome thing on Instagram yesterday that it was this black woman. And I say that because it's pertinent to the story where she was talking about, it was on one of those like feel good Instagram reposts from TikTok. It was this black woman that was talking about how she talks to her daughter about anger when her daughter has like a fit or something and what she says because she she grew up a black woman that was like when she would get

angry it was like no put on a happy face don't do that you know shaming about anger and then if she grows older very scared of being the angry black woman having any attitude i mean it's just so much exponentially more fraught for black women than than women. But now there's the Karen thing. You don't want to be Karen. Anger is just, whether you're a boy or a girl, scary to deal with. But I sent it to my sister

and I also posted it on my Instagram and I said that I want to use this method on myself because what she does when her daughter's having a fit is she gets on her level and she goes, and I don't do that baby talk. I talk to her like a person and I say,

what is your anger trying to tell you right now what is this what is what is because there's something there's a siren going off it's not about the spilled juice it's not about you're spending 15 extra on a subscription service that you don't use and now you're beating yourself what is it and um it's very interesting like that she said that and I shared it with my sister. I loved it. And so I think now I just try to when stuff, when I start going to the places that I generally go to,

my weight, the color of my skin, honestly, like trying to tan myself. If I'm pale on a day where I'm feeling insecure in other ways, I will focus on that and be obsessed with feeling insecure in other ways, I will focus on that and be obsessed with it and be like, you're disgusting. Like I just, um, and so I just try now to like catch it. But then I also heard, and this might help people too. I've been listening to, I've been really interested in binge eating disorder because

obviously I have struggled with that in the past. I've been bulimic I've been um all those you know I'd starve myself and then I would binge and blah blah so it's been two years since I've like binged but I still feel a little bit out of control with food at times and um and I've also been I have a girl that I've met through eating disorder recovery stuff who she struggles with binging she listens to the show She's a bestie. Like she found me through recovery, but she didn't know who I was or anything. I'm anonymous in those situations.

And we started talking, talking like a while before I was like, before we talked about like our personal lives, what we do. And I think one day she was talking about something and I go, actually, I did a podcast today. I think what I talked about will actually help you. She's like, wait, you what?

You did a podcast? Like, what do you do? So help you she's like wait you what you did a podcast like what do you do so now we've become friends she's a big bestie every time she writes me now about stuff she'll be like I know this is or she's like I know and ham drip like she'll it's really cute um and she told me that I could talk about her on the show so I want to just give a shout out to my friend Amy but she um I've been trying to she shares with me about her binging and and things like that and how out of control it feels and I just don't relate to that as much so I'm trying to be a good friend and learn more about it and also for myself I feel a little out of control sometimes so I've been listening to this podcast on YouTube called Brain Over Binge. And I love this approach to treating your, it's pretty much the approach that I use for alcohol, cigarettes, all the things I've quit in my life.

Because for binge disorder or kind of eating disorders, you always go, what's really going on? It's your childhood trauma. It's because you have low self-esteem. It's always like, it's not about the food. It's about you're broken inside. And you gotta fix that stuff before the binging will stop. But the truth is, much like cigarette companies,

much like alcohol companies, they gain from making it seem like the thing that you're doing is hard to quit. If the story is cigarettes are hard to quit, then you won't quit. Because we all want to feel like it's not our fault that we keep doing is hard to quit. If the story is cigarettes are hard to quit, then you won't quit because we all want to feel like it's not our fault that we keep doing this thing. And if you give them a reason to go, I can't quit smoking,

it's hard to quit. So if you don't know, William Moore, like tobacco companies spread the propaganda of cigarette smoking is hard to quit. It's such a hard addiction when really it is a very, very like small withdrawal symptom.

It's reverse psychology. Yeah, and so you would think that that's not them spreading that, but it is because it's actually very easy to quit. Same with alcohol. The withdrawal symptoms are definitely more severe. You can literally die from alcohol withdrawal symptoms. But again, the perpetuation of like,

there's something wrong. This is the only thing you can turn to. You're an alcoholic. You have a disease. This is terrible terrible so this podcast i'm obsessed with because i've never heard this approach with eating disorder stuff and i just want to share because i know a lot of besties have this um is that they stay on this thing this girl just went through she used to be binge binger bulimic and she does this podcast with another woman named cookie ironically so she keeps going so you

don't need to reach for the bag of cookies cookies what do you think about that like it's just so funny but this podcast is awesome because I'm only on episode four because I'm really trying to take my time and learn it fast slow that was really good

so what she's saying in it that I can glean from it is awesome and I want to like Andrew. Fast, slow. Fast, slow. That was really good. Cop. So what she's saying in it that I can glean from it is awesome. And I want to like seminate this to the masses because I think it's so important is that whenever I overeat or whenever I starve myself or whenever I would be bulimic back in the day, there was something where I knew was not about the food, not about throwing up. It was something deeper. Childhood trauma, low self-esteem, whatever the story is, which is all true, by the way. That is true. But the why you binge, why you purge is really because your lower brain, which is like your

animal brain that I talk about on stage, the one that's like get everything pregnant, like your brain that is operating like a caveman is deprived of food probably because you've been starving all day because you feel like you're susceptible to diet culture so you're restricting. So that brain is going,

next time you fucking get around food, eat the fuck out of it because we don't know when you're going to have food next. So that little voice is saying that. And also that voice and then your higher brain which knows better, knows that there's tons of food to be had.

You don't need to eat all of this right now. Your higher brain takes that cue and makes it into a story of, but I have trauma. I have a disease. I'm weak. This is very hard. And I honestly think that eating disorder centers, although they do great work, and I do think most of the people that work for them are trying to get people better. I think it is a moneymaker. If you don't get people better, they keep coming back.

If you keep them sick. And so I think making it like you need to have treatment as opposed to really this woman used to binge and purge every single day of her life multiple times. Horrible bulimia, which can kill you like that. I i mean it killed amy winehouse people don't know that people think she died of drugs it was bulimia um it really is about just hearing that little caveman voice of that is the same one that goes fuck that girl like that girl's tits like suck on her tits like like you what if you were a caveman you would just go fuck that girl yeah it's taking that voice and going shut the fuck up like i know you're just a monkey my monkey brain talking and it's literally just going and so now when i have the voice last time like i've been recently like waking up in the middle of the night and like just needing to eat

because that's like i'm probably thirsty and so a lot of times your hunger is thirst. And I also just have been anxious more. So I get up in the middle of the night and I'm not binging 17 protein bars like back in the day, but I'll have two. And I'll eat them at the kitchen table. But I'm sliding back into this like behavior. So that's why I think I'm being vigilant about it. But what I learned is that that voice that goes, you need to have this food. You're struggling. This is your comfort.

You have a disease. You are bulimic. You are anorexic. You're an eating disorder. It's really me making excuses so I get to do this thing that I want to do that really isn't what I want to do. Because if I wanted to do it,

she says at one point, if you thought binging and purging or starving yourself, whatever it is, if you wanted to do it, why are you listening to this podcast? It's literally ruining your life. So you don't listen to an 18 series podcast about quitting something if there's any reason to keep that in your life they're just that's so i last night for the first time like it didn't even occur

to me to do i woke up in the middle of the night and i i without question always just go and grab two protein bars and i just eat them on my table. This time I was just like, I, I answered that voice in my head the way I compare it to when I'm with Arlo or something. And he wants to like hold a knife or something, something that I would never let him play with a knife. Like, let's compare it to that. Like, it's just not going to happen. I know you want it so bad and you're going to cry. And out of context, you're crying. People would be like, give that boy what he needs he's on the floor thrott like throwing himself around i mean it sounds like he needs sustenance but i know no he wants a knife that's insane he's not getting it that's your voice telling you to drink to binge to do these behaviors it's literally a dumb little child that wants to

play with a knife where you are a babysitter and you go no it's i'm not even gonna entertain it i'm going to ignore this like yeah i might go oh that's cute like but i'm putting it up on the shelf it's not there's not even like because i think when you have that voice of like should i drink tonight should i do whatever be should i cut myself whatever it is you're struggling with there's a negotiation that happens where you go no i, I can't, but I really want to, but I can't. No, don't do it. It doesn't need to be that. It literally can be, no. As much of a dismissal, you wouldn't consider giving a child a knife.

Like, well, let me hear him out. You can dismiss that voice as much as a child begging for a knife. So every time I hear, Nicky, eat more when I know that I don't need to, I'm now going to just say it's a child asking for ice cream when he hasn't eaten anything nutritious in days. There's no way you're getting it. I mean, that's exactly what my mindset was with the watch. Driving to the mall, thinking about the watch, wanting it, needing it, think it's gonna fill the void.

Debating, saying, no, I can't. Yes, I can. That struggle, it feels like an accomplishment when you choose either way. And sometimes you're gonna choose the wrong way. But stop the struggle. And it's still gonna feel like an accomplishment, you go, when you choose either way. And sometimes you're going to choose the wrong way. And it's still going to feel like an accomplishment, which it doesn't need to. You can just,

you know, a little thing I did to help. Cause I'll, I'll do that too. I'll like float to the refrigerator in the middle of night. Yes. And I don't even know how I'm in there. And I'm just all of a sudden eating ham naked.

Yes. Well, with a shirt on, but, um, I take a Yeti, like a giant Yeti and i fill it with like a quarter oj mango and a water and just have a giant fucking yeti right next to my bed so water is so

cruch or some kind of i'm telling you i haven't done a lot of it like you said it's thirst it's so i just fucking chug it and it's big enough where I could chug it like 15 times. So I'm getting that like – I am getting that feeling of like, oh, quenched. Yes. Which I get from food, which would feel the same feeling. But it's obviously healthier. Well, if you wait afterwards, after you chug water and you just wait and you just go back to bed for – give yourself – listen to one song. Listen – read one page of a book.

And if you still want to eat after that, go eat. Fucking let yourself eat. Yeah. But the truth is, is that you're probably dehydrated and also when i used to binge i had a woman that was helping me with my problems of night binging and she one night you know when i had to start not binging at night which was like the i couldn't imagine not binging it like it just was the thing i'd done every day for the last few years of my life so it was like what the fuck am i i'm gonna sleep through the night it's just not it's not even gonna happen and i was crying about it and she goes when you wake up in the middle night and you start struggling just remember no one's ever died of starvation if they waited till breakfast it really

is not an urgent thing you're not gonna die the feelings are not gonna kill no one's ever died of feelings and that somehow resonates with me too i say sometimes to myself in the middle of the night you do not need to eat right now you are not running a marathon you are not actually starving you ate all day now it's different if you're not eating all day that that is the source of your binging if you are restricting during the day you you will binge. There's just no, it will happen. So that's the first thing you got to fix. But I just found it

very comforting to hear an approach to eating disorders that is just as simple as how I've approached quitting drinking and cigarettes, which is like,

you're lying to yourself acting like this is hard. It's not that hard. You can do it. I think to your point that like the indulging obviously feels so fucking good.

And then the fighting. But it feels good for two bites. The fighting. Doesn't the last bite of your bench feel terrible? But you know what I mean though? You miss the fighting. Like you miss that argument because it makes you feel alive a little bit. You'll get in a fight with your girlfriend. Oh, for sure.

I'm not saying to do it. I'm just saying like that fighting feels like the indulging. It's the same kind of feeling. Yeah, we get off on that. It's part of the drug. But don't engage the little child. It's the same kind of feeling. Yeah, we get off on that. It's part of the drug. But don't engage the little child that's wanting the knife in your head. Because all those things, it's dumb of a need as a child being like, I want to play with that knife.

You would never give a baby a knife. So don't give yourself that monkey brain that's going, meanwhile, I'm not going to get food for a while. You know better. Your smart brain will know. So the podcast I want to turn you to Is brain over binge Brain over binging and

It's just really helped me And I just want to like let her because everyone fucking deals With eating issues I know There's maybe one person that's like this doesn't relate To anything in my life I guarantee you Send it to your mom she probably relates Let's get to the news You heard it here first.

You heard it here first. Yeah, you heard it here first. Oh, man. It's Tuesday, folks. You know what that means. It is Tuesday. Hope you're having all the swells. If you're driving somewhere, going to buy something that you don't need, or you're going

to eat something you don't want, stop right there and tell your child brain to go fuck itself and give it a knife and have it kill itself. Eat. Eat during the day. Three meals a day. Eat when you're hungry, but you know better when you're overdoing it. Have dessert if you want. Treat yourself, but you know when you're eating on top when it's going to make you sick.

That's what I'm talking about. You having fun with Marion over there? But give your kid a knife. Yeah, give your kid a knife. Noah. Noah, back to you now over there in the studio and headquarters over there. Tuxen. Nikki and Andrew will not be on tour this weekend.

They'll both be at weddings. But the following weekend on Friday, you guys will be at the Wilbur in Boston. Oh, my God. Two shows at the Wilbur, everyone. And then Foxwoods Resort Casino in Connecticut on Saturday. Very excited about the Foxwoods show. That one, I believe, is sold out. They both are.

Single, really? Boston, too. I don't know. You know, as always, single tickets. If you want to go alone to a show, if you buy a single ticket and you write me, me, my account, Nikki Glazer, not Nikki Glazer Pod, if you write going alone in all caps, your name and the show you're going to, no other information. I know you're grateful.

You don't need to write thank you and all this stuff. The best way for me to see it is to make sure the first part says GOINGALONE in all caps. Otherwise, I might miss it. And then if I heart it, that means your name will be at the box office and you will be good to go for a meet and greet, which always proceeds the show. And yeah, there we go. What's the first news headline, Noah? First news line is crazy a woman who

was pronounced dead opened her eyes and pushed the coffin door in the middle of her own funeral no come on wait where this was in peru it's always in i knew it was going to be somewhere i mean she had to go through so much she had to be dead like you don't get in the coffin for a few days yeah what's going on here okay the mourners carrying her coffin heard a strange knocking sound from inside the woman was actually alive and found to be gasping for air when the coffin was placed on the ground after she observed it cre what you don't get cremated. Yeah. She was cremated, and then two hours after, she's still yelling. My leg. It's hot in here.

Yeah, yeah. Wait, can we go? My skin's ashy. How long did you think she was? Can I have lotion? Yeah. I'm very ashy. Ma'am, you're all ashes.

I had a joke about something not being funny out of Rose going, I wanted to only cremate my ears. That's funny. Yeah. Okay. Anyhow, go ahead. Sorry. So after she observed everyone at the funeral, the family took her to the hospital.

They had difficulty finding signs of life, putting her on life support until she died a couple of hours later. Oh, Jesus. Yeah. We need Tyler Henry. The family essentially had to say goodbye twice, and some of the family members believe a coma may have been improperly diagnosed as death

because she was in a bad car accident. Oh. And apparently, this happens to several people. Every year? Last year. Several. A man pronounced dead after being hit by a motorcycle woke up in a morgue freezer. A 76-year-old woman who was pronounced dead following a COVID-19 diagnosis woke up right before her cremation. Oh, my God.

Okay, well, just check the pulse. This is a lesson to us all um can i say though that i've been getting besties writing me about tyler henry or maybe just people that don't even listen to the pod and they are also being converted to believing there's an afterlife because of this fucking netflix show it's so wild that everything else that has been trying your whole life to get you to believe in an afterlife, all the religion, all the propaganda, none of that works. One Netflix series where you watch this guy where you're like, this kid doesn't want to be famous. He's not doing this to trick anyone.

He's just a sweet gay kid. You go, this is too uncanny. I watched him on a Matt Lauer interview on the Today Show before Matt Lauer was canceled. He didn't see that coming, I'll tell you that. But it was, it must have been the week before because Matt Lauer, this is still on the Today Show page. Lauer was canceled. He didn't see that coming, I'll tell you that. But it must have been the week before because Matt Lauer, this is still on the Today Show page. Watch that interview, you guys. I cried because Matt Lauer is a skeptic, of course,

and he's going into this interview with him. And he starts talking about his father, being proud of him and little things that he just only would know about his dad. And you just see his journal know wall just crumbling and also there's one with hoda and one with jenna bush hoda sobs in such a sweet way and she it catches them off guard they just don't that's what makes me a believer is that how good he is yeah they just don't know because you know for i'd be a skeptic too and it's like a hypnotist.

A lot of people are skeptics. Oh. Next thing you know, they're like eating their own asshole on stage. You can say whatever you want. There are people that definitely are more

suggestible for hypnosis. It'd be fun if we got it. We should get a hypnotist in here. I don't want to do that because I'm so scared, but I would. At this point in my life. I'm doing it on Friday.

What? I'm doing a hypnosis session on Friday. For what? I don't know how it goes. Just self-improvement? scared but i would at this point in my life on friday i'm doing a hypnosis session on friday for what it goes just uh self self-improvement oh my god i would totally do that because that's not gonna be like pretend like you're ironing you know something and i don't know why i'm picturing ironing something because i was actually there was a joke about that and someone special that i once saw this this is when I realized, I always thought hypnotists were real,

but I'd heard people go, they're not real. I, as a junior, went to a senior after prom party because I was, no, my friend Taylor. In high school. In high school.

I went to the senior after prom party. There was a girl. Obviously prom. They had a hypnotist come in front of the entire class at like two in the morning the hypnotist brought all these students to the front hypnotized them at one point he told them that their chair was on fire oh no everyone started running around after the chair was not on fire

a girl had clearly peed her pants out of fear and she hypnotized took off her sweatshirt and tied it around her waist because she was so embarrassed even in the hypnosis so you can't tell me that shit's not real or those people aren't believing it if you no one would this girl did not want to pee her pants and that's when i knew that's how you put out the fire yeah it's pretty smart actually um the dead person though how insane is it that she became alive? The family must have lost their mind. And then she's dead right away. That had to hurt so bad.

And then she goes, no, no, no, no. Still alive. She knocks it. That's so fucking scary. I mean, she must have been dead for a few days. You don't get to the coffin part without in peru they might be doing it like oh like an immediate coffin there might not be a morgue it might be like a village i'm not trying to pretend like peru is like i know peru is a very like

metropolitan city but it could be like it could be some kind of like was this ritual within a type of church where they don't involve the the city, where they just do it in-house. You know, these can be stories like that. I mean, even in America that happens where I'm sure like, you know. They have funerals. Have you seen the rapper that went to the club? Oh, yeah. Oh, my God.

Maybe we talked about it on here. There's this one great clip on Reddit all the time where these kids in probably South America, one of their friends who's a soccer star died and they want to have one last game with them. So they kick the, like, they have a goal set up and they bring out the coffin and they kick it and it ricochets off the coffin into the net

and they all cheer and hug the coffin. It's so sweet and stupid. I loved it. I wish they made him score on his own goal. You know, oh, you don't know that. Like a lot of soccer players, they'll score on their own goal. You know? Oh, you don't know that? Like, a lot of soccer players, they'll score on their own goal, and then they'll get murdered. Oh, really?

Yeah, this Columbia guy scored on his own goal during the World Cup. Oh, that's how that kid died. Yeah. They were like, we want him to have one last one that isn't that one, so let's have him go right. Noah, do we have time for one more story before we go to break? Sure. Okay, this is a sweet one uh a newly adopted puppy takes its first walk with his new family and digs up a treasure worth nearly eight thousand dollars in a park in england

whoa much to everyone's surprise the dog whose name is ollie dug up what appear to be 15 sovereign coins, meaning pieces of gold that could date back as far as 1489. Here, let me show you. This and that story from yesterday are in common. Wait, what was the story from yesterday? The lady that found the... Oh, yeah, the head. Yeah. The bust.

Yeah. A little puppy found them. Good dog. That's so cute. Yeah, this is why you should adopt, not shop. Yeah, if you want to become... Maybe if you can find a Bitcoin. I wonder why the dog was

attracted to that scent of the coins. I think it's the breed. So the breed is Legato Romagnolo. Oh. Which stands for metal detector?

Yes. Stands for gold digger. Nice. Dude, have you ever metal detected? Oh, I used to love it as a kid. It's so rewarding. Yeah. I mean, it's like going to Goodwill.

You're finding treasures. It's gambling a little bit. People get addicted to it. You know what's fun? This was in Alaska. That's a humble... I don't know. I feel i feel like this is alaska does not make me feel like you're bragging all right well you did take a cruise there gold gold panning it's really fun is that where you take those little like you get like a much yeah uh oh a pan and you sift it yeah

it's kind of it's a fun time you never find gold it's already been they've been doing it a while yeah you know i think if i've ever found anything valuable oh today i was walking the dog and marion is insane if you didn't know last year in july she got attacked by a german shepherd or my parents neighborhood dog and was ripped and she was literally bisected like it was i can't believe she lived actually a besties friend who we met at the show this weekend said my friend was the woman who did the operation like was the vet that took care of that caldwell i believe her last name is yes caldwell caldwell um amanda called dr amanda caldwell i think is her name i'm i think i'm fucking up the last name though anyway marion almost died yet she still goes after big dogs and she's so tiny and so today i saw a like a bunch of cash

on the ground outside that diner that we walked by yeah and it was you know obviously tip had fallen off the table and i was gonna pick it up and put it back on the table or pretend to and then put in my pocket but for sure no i was gonna pick it up and put it on the table and so i walked over the dollar and i did not because i I was so like, money, money. I didn't see a gigantic dog on the other side of the fence where the people are eating. And Marion almost lost her life again because I was like, oh, a dollar.

And so I was so embarrassed that I like went over to this dog where clearly my dog was going to get injured and I didn't see the dog, which was so clear that I was like, but there's cash on the ground. Well, there's dollars. I like got defensive like but there's cash on the ground i like exclaimed i go well there's dollars i like got defensive yeah but there's money on the ground why don't you clean up your money like i was so embarrassed it's so stupid so yeah i sometimes find things have you ever found money on the ground any good good amounts of cash you too um i found like a 20

on the ground one time oh that feels good or you know sometimes i do it to myself where i'll find like a 20 in a weird pocket and it feels like a million dollars i love that oh it's cash it's almost worth it to put cash in weird pockets of things for later and just don't give them to goodwill without searching in pockets but that's another thing at goodwill my mom has found so much cash in real folds wallets jackets yeah just from people not cleaning out their pockets before they donate but generally people go through pockets before like the people that put it on the floor i want to say though that um oh fuck what was i gonna say about finding cash on the fucking oh i forgot it was gonna be good but who cares um let's take a break and come back with

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All right, so 25 years ago, she was in a room with a male director and more than a dozen people from an ad agency, and she received no script for a commercial. Wait, how many years ago? 25. 25 years ago.

So this is prior to Good Will Hunting. All right. So the director asked her, you've seen the movie When Harry Met Sally? You know the scene where she fakes an orgasm? Eat a piece of chocolate and do that. And she responded, fake an orgasm? And he goes, yes, unless you fancy having a real one.

So she was talking about how, which is similar to what you talk about, how she was just like well i'm just going to barge out of here and i'm going to go warn all the women in the um audition room you know like what they're asking for but instead they're gonna go thanks for the heads up i'm gonna start practicing yeah but instead you're not doing it you're way more talented than me yeah she didn't do anything chocolate yeah she she did it she did it yeah yep and when they asked her if they if she could do it again um she said she couldn't and then no woman they said

something condescending like actually that's the best bit about being a girl that you can uh right well the thing is that women can do it over and over men are the ones that can um okay why did she do it if she didn't want to do it just kidding says everyone who hears any story of a woman doing something she doesn't want to do later on um the reason she did it when she didn't want to do it and she knew it was wrong is because you want the role you also think because all these people are signing on that this is a good idea that maybe you're in the wrong and you're being overly sensitive and also it's scary when you're auditioning and you just do things out of kind of a fear yes they're not going to

kill you but just out of a fear they might not like you all these things when i talk on stage about teaching your daughters if a man takes out his penis tell them to tell the guy to put it away i say by the way no one's going to do that your daughter's not going to do it we can teach women all we want to tell a man who they like, who they're making out with, who takes out their penis, to be like, do something. If they don't want to do it, to tell them to put it away. I can't even do that as a 37-year-old woman who came up with the idea.

I'd done it one time. So I know that in those situations, you just can't do the right thing of like put it away. You hope that we can train women to stand up for themselves, men too, obviously, but it's really hard. What hard what else happens too i think is you see a celebrity who maybe has maybe two good movies under their belt so everyone's like why would she have to do that she's famous she has two movies you know she didn't at this time though no no no yes my point is is at that time she's probably even more desperate because she's going on a thousand auditions.

Right. Oh, right. You don't contextualize it. You don't understand the rejection this woman has felt because you saw her famous for a movie. Meg Ryan came up with that idea for that scene. Which, if you do know When Harry Met Sally very well, that scene is very out of character for Sally. Sally is like a very prim, proper, doesn't even like to be asked about sex.

For her to like do a loud orgasm in the middle of Cats is Deli. It probably stands out. It really does take you out of it for a second. When I watched it, I was like, okay, well, this character would never do that. But there's something really great about the fact that she just came up with it.

And I think it actually has done so much good for the world in terms of alerting men to the fact that yes we can fake it really well and you wouldn't know um have you ever had to do anything um for an audition or like a role or something that you didn't expect and you go oh god i don't want to do this i mean i think an equivalent to anything like this as a stand-up comedian is when you do a show a bar show a bar show for three people the tv's on there's a fish tank that's empty i just did an interview ryan uh reynolds no it's it's for a podcast with the um to me and then you travel an hour for two drink tickets so that's the equivalent to having a fake ryan rusilo podcast it's a very popular podcast oh yeah I know him yeah he's cool

he was really nice yeah big big big in sports and he was great great interview but he was asking me questions about that had been submitted from Twitter and a lot of young I think guys asking about stand-up and like I go to these bar shows they're all just comedians they don't laugh I it's like is what's the point of even doing this is there another way like what should i do and i just go no there's no other that's the only fucking way dude you just you gotta or put your shit on online and try to grow but like from there but getting good at stand-up yeah you need to not you need a live audience even if they're just jaded comedians who fucking hate you and you need to talk into a microphone when you're nervous it's what you need to do you know my my uh advice for that is that even if it's shitty in the room if you put some subtitles on it and maybe even like you could still you could still use it oh yeah and most people watch things on

mute anyway stand-up clips if they have good subtitles um i once i've had to do things that i didn't want to do and i look back and i'm like oh why did i do things that I didn't want to do. And I look back and I'm like, oh, why did I do that? And I don't want to promote it because it was so embarrassing. It was sexual. Kissed people I didn't want to kiss. One time I was in an acting class and there was an old man in the acting class who was probably in his 50s. And all of us young girls were in our early 20s.

We're in this acting class. There was a scene where we had to kiss him. And we had to practice outside of class. All of you? All of us. Because he was the only guy in the class. And so he was doing the part of the guy. And we all had to practice outside of class. All of you? All of us. Because he was the only guy in the class. And so he was doing the part of the guy. And we all had to do it with him.

And separately, we were practicing together as girls over the weekend for this class that was coming up. And they were like, I can't believe we have to kiss him. I don't want to do this. And I was like, we don't have to do this. We are not doing it. And so I was the one on this class on Mondayay to go we've decided that we don't want to kiss him for the scene and it's nothing against you it's just we don't think it's necessary and that the instructor who is this gay guy was like oh so if you have a role where you need to audition

and this is the scene you're not going to kiss the actor and i go i'm not being paid for this this isn't a real role this is an acting class i don't want to kiss mark and i was like mark this literally has nothing to do with you. You're so sad. And then I stood up because all the girls were like, we don't want to kiss him. And then guess who? Every single one of them kissed them except me because I was the one that spoke up and had to stay true to it because I argued.

It was so awkward. And then they all gave in and I was the one that didn't kiss him. And my instructor fucking hated me the rest of the time because I wasn't a true actress. I'm like, no, not doing it. Dude dude that's a wild story how many girls were in the class probably six or seven so mark kiss six women tens two dude we we are dealing with like i mean this is a class paris hilton has taken whitney cummings like it was the leslie khan method which is a great method your teacher james frango oh it was just like yeah no um james franco isn't uh gay i don't think oh no but he was

he or he wasn't definitely used these acting classes to coerce women to do shit for acting yes it's like i like that commercial for a mini driver it's like it didn't have chocolate involved like it was like to sell insurance i've you know what i mean like guys just you don't like using i wrote a scene once that my friend was like we're shooting something tomorrow we write a scene to shoot and I was like I kind of want to make out with a boy so I wrote a scene where I was pertinent to what was going on in my life and there was going to be

making out anyway but I was like who do I kind of want to make out with who I knew would be good in this and I picked so I will admit I picked someone that I want to make out with I've talked about this before I know that's a slimy thing to say I didn't know it was not a good thing to do. But you can't help that if you want to cast someone that actually

you also would want to make out with. And Ben Cleave and I had a fucking fun day of making out. Jesus Christ. How many girl actresses are like oh Brad Pitt's in the movie? Okay I want to fucking roll around. Ben Affleck and Emily Rozanski. He put her in Gone Girl and then Ana de Armas. I think he had a hand in that casting. You just go who do I want to fucking make out with and maybe start a relationship with?

Because we're going to be very intimate on set. Yeah, no one's like, oh, it's Anthony Hopkins. Let's get to Reddit. Is he ready for these lips? This is your Reddit dump. Noah, you want to start us off you found something yes so uh i think we had maybe like a hundred besties share this clip oh yeah and you told me don't watch a clip of this thing and i didn't see it i sent you it before real early on so this is something that you talk about. I don't want to talk it up or anything.

I just want you to just watch. Okay. I already hate it. I would never watch this. If I saw a still image of this, I wouldn't watch it. No, this is wonderful. And I'm going to make you watch this.

Okay, so no one gets hurt? No, no one gets hurt. Nobody gets hurt. This is actually a beautiful thing. I don't know if you'll be able to hear the audio, but it doesn't matter. No, no, don't. It's not that kind of video. It really isn't.

It's not that kind. It's wonderful. Even though I know people are getting hurt, I still don't like it. Well, the besties asked for this. Okay, okay. It's okay. It's okay. Okay, it's fat men on diving boards one guy it's one guy his name is um and he's very good okay this guy's not reckless but i do not like the double jump i don't like the where you jump

and then you have to jump again on it that's the the part I don't like. So this is Zeke Sanchez, who's a part of the East Valley Dive Club. Luigi's not liking my Bobby. I don't like it either. Come here. Come back. Come on. Okay, I'll stop sharing it.

That guy is... First of all, I love that song so freaking much. It's the best. Yeah, there is some, there must have been an ancestor thing. It was swim meets. Parents would get drunk after swim meets. Dads would try to show off. And there's something about the first jump,

then the jump onto the board after the second jump to get the propulsion that even on trampolines when people do double jumps and spin in the air, I'm so worried they're going to fall back down and hit their head on the like springs on the side. Like, I just don't like seeing people hurt. I just, I hate it.

But have you seen someone hit the back of their head? I did know my, my drunk uncle, Michael once got drunk on my 10th birthday at the Blanford's house and they had a trampoline and he slammed his head into the bar on the side. And I heard about it. Like I just, you know. The news got around the party.

That was a big thing in our childhood. When he hit the back of his head. Yes, I remember that too. I don't trust that's not going to happen to even the best person. And I just get worried of the board snapping and breaking. Like it just makes me I don't know what it is something in my I bet you it's historical you know like my ancestors

something some trauma happened with that but you'll do a backflip which is surprising yeah because I trust myself yeah I do get worried on a double jump though I do get worried of like the the running up and going boom and then boom again i usually just do a backflip from a standing position into the into the water um thank you for that but also no thank you no that guy is very talented and that song made it less uh scary um this is so cute and i know people are not it's not gonna be as cute if you don't show the video so i'll send that for later because that's a video and i didn't send it to you, Noah. Okay. This is highly relatable. I sent it to my boyfriend this morning because he struggles with this and I wanted him to feel less alone.

This is a tweet from, this is in the subreddit, me IRL, me in real life. This is from a tweet from Ashraf Rahman 3. Do you all introverts ever open a text and think, I'll reply when I have the energy and then it's three weeks and you have to live with the guilt of being a horrible friend. Yes, yes, yes,

yes. All you have to do in that scenario is write back to the person that it's been three weeks for three months, three years and say, I've said this before, say the fact that I haven't gotten back to you is a sign that I really care about you because I get back to people when it doesn't mean anything. And I wait for the people that I want to get back to you is a sign that I really care about you because I get back to people when it doesn't mean anything.

And I wait for the people that I want to get back to so much because I want to give it the effort that I can and the time I have. And I didn't ever have the time that I thought was adequate to write you back. So I just didn't. I hope you relate to this,

but also I hope you don't because it's my constant struggle. I'm so embarrassed. I love you. And can we talk? Can we act like this never happened and i'll try again and i'll probably do it again but i promise you it is not about you it is all me question yes because i relate to this so much yes what if it's someone that you're not so close with that you would that i i would you can't say that without lying well that i'd feel

so comfortable sharing something so personal because that is a personal that's what i would say because what what i would say is that i get that i get what you're saying of like that sounds too that's too much here's a way to say it to someone who maybe is um for instance i owe um this executive at h HBO a return email. We became friends. I pitched something to her, and then we became friends afterwards, writing back emails.

She wrote me, and I have not read it because I just wanted to give it enough time. She's not someone that I feel comfortable going like, oh, this is an issue I deal with. But I would still write back. I don't care who it is. I would still write back. Nina, I'm so embarrassed i haven't written

back yet please know that it is because i wanted to write back something that was i knew would take me a substantial amount of time because i care about getting back to you but the time never i never got enough time to it got what you know what i say i go this the fact that i haven't gotten back to you is a classic example of when and because everyone relates to this you see an email that you're like oh my god i gotta get back to that but it's gonna take me longer than a minute so then you let it so i let it sit then of course email stack on top of it and although subconsciously i knew that your email was there i put it out of sight out of mind because that's how my brain deals with things uh that are that I really care about

about and I'm so sorry I hope you understand um but here's my response people love honesty yeah anyone who you might feel like I can't be that honest with when you break that barrier of sharing something that's a little bit personal a little bit embarrassing a little bit you know um just vulnerable about yourself people eat it up it's rare that you find someone that goes yuck if anything they just won't respond to it but i'll guarantee you it'll make them feel a little seen and a little better this is actually perfect for a into my next video. And I'm just going to play the clip of it because although I didn't send the video to, you know what?

The audio is all you need. This is from TikTok cringe, which also the subreddit TikTok cringe. I've realized it's just TikToks that people like. It is not even about cringe, but it's just a good subreddit for all TikToks. And the caption is nobody cares. And this is a TikTok that went viral. And you know on TikTok sometimes people do a prompt and then ask people to respond to it.

This one was a girl asking this. And then these are all men answering. So a girl asks a question, men answer. And the headline is nobody cares with a smiley face without a mouth. You know that emoji. Who do you call when you are at your lowest? Who is that one person?

Nobody. I'm a man. No one cares. Not a single soul? Nobody. No one. Because I'm all alone. I think I speak for a lot of people when I say I don't call anymore.

Nobody. I'm a guy. Nobody gives a shit. And at first I thought it was a joke because the music's so saccharine and I thought guys were just like being like, I thought it was just going to make fun of these guys, but it just goes on and on and on with guys being like, no one, no one cares when a guy feels sad and alone. It made me so sad and

then i get into reading the comments and i thought people would go this is overdrawn this is overdone it made me so sad because the comments are all about um normalizing talking about your feelings between men um you know and then it's just my homies my dad my brother there's someone that like kind of shares something but most of the comments are pretty pretty sad how we got here man fuck this men aren't real men if they have emotions bullshit toxic masculinity is a hell of a drug um toxic masculinity got shit done for a very very long time it got passed down from generation to generation as a way to get shit done we're the first generation to acknowledge its toxicity we're still not entirely sure how to function without it until then i'll run miles and do push-ups until i figure out how to cope what you are an emotional man andrew we've heard you call

ari and say i love you and ari easily said i love you back not thinking it was a prank even um he thought you might be taking your own life but he was open to it didn't shame you do you think do you think this is a as big of a problem as this? Yeah, I think a lot of times men complaining gets pushed off as, oh, just fucking man up. You hear that a lot. Just fucking man up, dude. Stop being a pussy and man up. How are you complaining about fucking, you know,

and it could be the smaller it is, the more they'll be like, man up. Yeah. Oh, your mom died? Man up. No, no. So I think what happened was. Yeah, it's almost like it has to be your mom died man up no no but yeah so i think what happened was yeah it's almost like it has to be your mom died to get any fucking sympathy yeah it has to be something extreme be upset about like i just feel lonely yes uh or i just you know women we can be

there's a stand-up clip i saw where a guy was like women can just be crazy and we let it happen and men like you can't be a man that's like um these are my crystals like it was a really good bit it got a little weird at the end but like i thought it was a good point i think i don't know a lot of it just has to do with getting older and maturing there's some friends that i never would have went to that i go to now yeah that and we're like i don't know it's weird like my buddy rusty like we'll talk about you know relationship stuff and we'll send each other different articles or but where i would never have gone to rusty before in my 20s or especially as a teenager and been like hey man i'm having a hard time with my

parents divorce you know like it just wouldn't have come up you just it would feel so so i get that i hopefully you grow out of that and you find a friend that is as emotional as you and you open yourself up to like a different friend group i think that helps i think that the a thing that i i think we need to rebrand being emotional as being doing the hard thing because it's really hard for men to be emotional it's harder than a crossfit class you know like and and men want to do difficult things to prove their manliness like if we brand being emotional is like oh my god i can't believe you did that that is so impressive because

it does come easy to us women yeah easier and we don't get impressed by men who share their feelings we're like finally because we don't relate to being told constantly that our feelings don't matter that we shouldn't have them so we judge men like just be just be sad cry and like it's i see in in my own relationships with men when they do share things they feel incredibly emasculated incredibly unsexy like it's they feel like you know quote-unquote gay you know like it's so it it makes them feel like women and it just isn't a gender thing it's just everyone has feelings and i i don't know i just get so horny for men who are emotional and i think it's changing i think if we brand men being emotional as hot and if we keep perpetuating that,

it will get through because we're all motivated by what's gonna make us likable and fuckable. Is it emotional or is it more communicative? Yeah, communicative about feelings. I mean, when I heard my boyfriend say about, you know, therapy, that it was the first time he had ever said his thoughts, some of his thoughts, these thoughts that he's been having out loud, like said them audibly. I couldn't believe it. I've never had a thought I didn't say out loud I've never kept anything in there is something so important about not your mind is a fucking mess dude like your thoughts are going a thousand miles a second they're all over the place they're they look like a Picasso painting there's no sense in there

when you are forced to verbalize your feelings or write them down you are able to release them make sense of them it's it's it's very underrated just talking what you're thinking. And when I heard Chris say that it was the first time he had ever done that, man, he's not alone. He was like, it actually really helps to say these things that I think about when I'm on my bike or when I'm on the treadmill, driving.

I've never said them out loud. I've thought them. I just didn't know I needed to. Yeah, a lot of times you don't know how to verbalize it or you're afraid to verbalize it because it could come off so dark and angry because you've been holding on to these things so long oh you don't know it might spin out of control yeah and you just you just you're afraid of your own thoughts oh i i relate to that and so you need to go to therapy because that's a safe place to say something or yeah dude therapy's so great you see so many tiktoks where it's like guys um well you know final thought i don't know if you want me to say final thought um where guys

will go she left me and now look at my body and like that's where it goes instead of like having one honest conversation it's seven months of working out and then you learn that your pecs aren't going to help your brain what do you do if you're a man out there who i'm sure that their men are like yeah okay i'm willing to talk but who do i talk to i can't afford let's say you can't afford therapy what if you just want a friend to be able to confide in well if you listen to his pod i'm a guy that's open send me you can send me a message and i'll fucking he'll never look and see what you look like he'll never

we don't when people send us messages that are heartfelt and all these things we I don't connect a lot of the girls that I DM them with

regularly that are besties like they'll just send me things that are funny or just comment about something that happened in their day and you know sometimes I get back to them

sometimes I don't it's always about if I'm busy or not or if you know my phone's in my hand I meet them at these shows and I go you're the girl that like I didn't look into what you look like I'm busy or not or if my phone's in my hand. I meet them at these shows and I go, you're the girl that,

I didn't look into what you look like. I'm not judging you. You just get the information. It's such a great way to communicate. Yeah, that's a really nice offer. If you're a guy out there that has some feelings, write Andrew a paragraph.

He will. Yeah, I've had people write me about giving up drinking, getting on antidepressants, getting off antidepressants having a girl who talks over you constantly and belittles you on a podcast for the first two years look oh wait one year no well the other day you said out of being great you were like someone gave you some attitude and you're like just because she treats me like shit doesn't mean you do and

i was like do i still treat you like shit i mean like sometimes it's a joke that i mean and it's honest but i used to be way worse oh yeah yeah for sure i've made an effort i've been i've made an effort to like like i acknowledge everything and like i perfect though yeah no no one is dude i'm not whatever but i just wanted to make you know what i hate i hate when people don't you know what happens is is like you hear this this podcast with us which is an hour long and they'll be on good days yeah and then other days it's an hour and 50 minutes and we never get to the news but you have an idea of what our relationship and friendship is and we're very open about but what they don't see is like the other 23 hours where you're way worse no no no that's a stupid joke but like where you're way where it's honestly like some of the we have some of the best times yeah ever and there's like there's no like above and we're not trying to like zing each other

yeah it's just like and so i don't know and this sounds like i'm like a're not trying to like zing each other constantly it's just like and so i don't know and this sounds like i'm like a like a victim being like no you don't get it no but seriously like there's like there's a beauty to our friendship that i think sometimes gets lost yeah and like comebacks or like or like little things you see and then they stick to those things and it's like you're not yes. Yes, there's some truth to this. It isn't a significant hour of our lives and we are very honest on here, but it is heightened.

It is not a complete representation of us, but it is the most honest one that I have put out there. For sure. Aside from the reality show, I have to say if you watch the third episode. I haven't seen the third episode. You're really funny in it you have a really good uh you have some really good lines and it's when we're antique or uh vintage clothing shopping yeah it's really funny and you have some

really good lines elsewhere i forgot them now but they were really really funny i was gonna watch tonight with brenna and there's a there's a part of the the part where we are just disgusted touching each other's feet there's the part where we're doing the podcast and you asked me if oh you say a really funny thing uh you're asking me about like uh if in the metaverse will i age like if because i'm talking about in the future and i'm like oh we're gonna be it's water world it's like you know there's i'm gonna be living i forget what i said i said something very dark and you were like in the metaverse are you gonna like are you gonna be 47 in the because I go in 10 years I'm gonna be 47 you go in the metaverse are you gonna be 47 I go god no but that was a really funny line from you and um but I like really had like a hard time with the show last night because

I watched it and then it went right to summer house afterwards on my like well I was watching it on I guess youtube tv and it just knew that I needed to to summer house afterwards on my like well i was watching it on i guess youtube tv and it just knew that i needed to watch summer house afterwards and boy those girls are really pretty and they look good in almost every scene and i you know prided myself on not trying to look good in every scene i just did not wear that much makeup i kind of phoned it in and there are scenes where i'm like i don't know i was just having a bad um yeah because i'm like i'm older than that now like i look old in that scene and nothing's gotten better and just having like why does my hair look like an old witch's like just having a

lot of or being like why did you not say something funny there like there was an opportunity i could tell for so much of it i was so tired and maybe in a bad mood and i was trying not to come across as a bitch but some scenes i'm like you're such a fucking bitch like all your little faces like it's interesting to watch yourself and go yikes i mean i need to be better again though leaning into that over leaning into this fake facade that you're showing the people, your best possible self. Yeah. I would lean into the dirty, the ugly. I have plans for second season.

Where we're just hot as shit? No, I want more. Our show right now is towing the line of like half like bubbly and just like fun and like very reality show and then half like, whoa, she looks like shit in the scene. Like this is real. It looks like almost intervention. Like i want it to be more real i want to have more like drama because there was drama going on at the time of like getting into like just being like exhausted

and being like i don't want to be here today and like i just want a little bit more of that side of myself because it looks like i'm just like sometimes in scenes i look like i need to cry and it's like just let it out girl like it's okay but yeah sometimes the scene was like no you're talking about your sister's party like it's not a time for you to cry and i'm like yes i want to though like i want you know when you're making a show you're really just like trying to figure out along the way what is this what's the tone you have no idea what it's going to look like and i think second season i have a goal to make it a little bit more like what is actually going on right now don't try to don't try to keep this in be a man share your feelings yeah man up

and cry like a bitch oh that's that's the new that's a pretty good line actually man up and cry like a bitch that's a good shirt for you um yeah so i say this is what we do we find a house we all know but like i would love to do that. I feel like though like our show... And I need to start drinking again for entertainment. Yes. You got to drink. You got to fight.

You got to date other people. Yes. And we got to fucking stab a guy. I got to... Yeah, I got to... And you got to look really good in Balenciaga while doing it or whatever. Yeah, I got to get a car accident and then wake up after I died. We need drama.

In Peru. I need to meet Tyler Henry, bring him on for an episode. God damn it, I want a second season. Please fuck will you watch my show? I'm not asking this because the ratings are bad. They were actually really good. But they need to be undeniably good in TV now. So if you are out there and could watch or encourage your friends to watch,

after the premiere numbers start to dwindle because premiere has the most push and now press is dying down. I'd love if you did an extra push for your friends out there to watch the show. Thank you so much. Don't be care. Great episode. A lot accomplished today. I'm about to go to couples therapy. I'm very excited for it. This was a good little

amuse-bouche for that. Got my feelings coming out already. I'm bleeding. I was actually, I didn't know if you went yet. I'm kind of excited. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

I'm excited to go, too. I love couples therapy. It's so good. Okay. Don't be cut. And check. Yeah. Couple therapy.

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