The Nikki Glaser Podcast - #224 STEM by Me
Episode Date: May 25, 2022Andrew confesses to be a "Maxinista" when Nikki notices his polka dot socks. Despite covering her eyes and wearing Airpods most of the time Nikki liked Top Gun Maverick and found a new hot actor from ...it. Nikki is working to change her banana shape with a new alignment coach who knows her kind. You Heard It Here First, STEM is not the same as the cells, David Cronenberg might be a Bestie, Nikki really liked Adam Sandler's speech at NYU and what are all the thespians to do? In Reddit Dump Nikki brings up a lot of good saved questions and anecdotes to ponder. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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up with like why oh you didn't have a chance to talk to her about the owl i didn't have a chance
to hoot and holler with her about the owl love it andrew was she rolling around too i want
to like no no she she had just brought her sister into class who was a part of the class so this was
okay what's going on with your socks what's the story there is this another case of i didn't
look before i bought um the socks they're like polka dot blacks i got socks with polka dots with
like uh i got them at TJ Maxx
and they came in a set
oh you're a Maxxinista
when did you become
a Maxxinista
I don't know
I was in the Hamptons
I went to TJ Maxx
oh
it's $7.99
for dress socks
for Hannah's wedding
oh gotcha
they gave you an assortment
and at first
I was like you know what
I wish I just got
all gray ones
and black ones
no they're kind of fun
they like
they accessorize
the outfit a little bit.
You know, I'm just silly.
And I like to show it through my fashion.
Your shoes are turning blue?
Is that just my eyes?
So these shoes, you pay extra and they come dirty.
Is that real?
Yeah.
They're an Italian brand called Diodora.
Oh.
And you pay.
Those came scuffed up like that?
Yeah.
Nuh-uh.
I swear.
Why did you not get the white ones?
I like them a little scuffy.
It makes it look like I walked down the Italian steps.
Then why don't you buy all your shoes scuffed up?
Why have some shoes that look nice?
Some don't have the option.
Oh, the way that tongue is to the side.
Will you just please put that in the middle?
It is going to bother me.
What tongue? What? The tongue of your shoe is like to the side. Will you just please put that in the middle? It is going to bother me. What tongue?
What?
The tongue of your shoe is like to the side.
How so?
Can you get it for me?
Are you kidding me? Yeah.
No, I know.
I got that.
Oh, boy.
That is...
I would have easily done that.
Yes.
Oh, God.
How much did you pay for those?
I don't know.
Fucking too much.
200 bucks?
Something like that.
For scum-stuffed shoes?
Yeah.
Who had those? Huh? Who has those? Oh, Mac Miller. Oh, okay. 200 bucks? Something like that. For scuffed up shoes? Yeah. Who had those?
Huh?
Who has those?
Oh, Mac Miller.
Oh, okay.
In his video right before he died.
Oh, so those are not in fashion for at least four years.
You know, I like to bring them back, you know, RIP.
RIP.
I love that too.
No, they're cool.
Yeah, I got them in low top or mid top too.
But they weren't scuffed up.
So I don't know, man.
I've never seen you wear this before.
Maybe I wasn't paying attention.
I don't think you're paying attention.
But every single girl that we saw that, what college did we do?
Or where we were?
No.
We were at some college.
Oh, we were in some city that had a bunch of colleges.
Boston.
Boston.
Boston.
No.
Whatever.
Anyways, every girl in their 20s, they're Air Force On 20s their air force air force ones but they're all scuffed up
so yeah but these air force ones are supposed to not be scuffed up what do you mean they're
just lazy air force ones are supposed to be clean and white like to be as stylish as possible whereas
these shoes i guess and then the ones that are are like the brand with like the star on it,
girls pay like $400 for these shoes and they are supposed to look tattered.
And you buy them that way.
And I understand.
I'm not trying to sound like an old boomer that's like these kids with their jeans all messed up.
Like it really doesn't make sense because it's dirty.
It's a dirty white shoe.
I understand jeans being ripped because that doesn't tell me that it's dirty.
It tells me that it's like a worn. But guess that's the style as dirty as worn yeah i don't know if it's sexy or not to
see i don't i mean what what do you got going there these are just scuffed up naturally but
i wish they were white i recently got a new pair that are sparkling white because i want them to
be white they're ad Adidas high tops.
And they kind of remind me of like astronaut shoes.
They're just like puffy and awesome.
And they're cute with everything.
I'm obsessed with them.
I got them in gray,
which I could definitely get a lot dirtier.
And then I also got them in what these are white ones,
but they're all scuffed up.
These are like yours that you bought them. Like this is exactly the kind of the scuffed up,
but I,
I can't,
I don't like them scuffed.
I like them. Have is exactly the kind of the scuffed up, but I don't like them scuffed. I like them white.
Have you heard of the trend
that came from the pandemic called goblin style?
Oh, goblin style.
Oh, yeah.
What's goblin style?
Isn't it you're supposed to look like a goblin?
Oh.
You just don't give a shit.
Is it from Eliza's joke?
I do think.
She used to have a joke.
I think she has a joke about goblin mode where she's like
and she like acts like a goblin i think this shoe can be scuffed if the rest of the outfit is
clean clean you can't have scuff on scuff on scuff unless you're like a very hot
male or female model but you have to be like tall and skinny no not lately i'm trying that's true you
have like more fresh yeah more fresh so clean lines so i could you know i got scuffed shoes
scuffed teeth and then everything in between your teeth came scuffed i bought some white
whitening thing i don't know we'll see if it works i i wonder if i could just turn my teeth
around what's going on on the back? Oh, it's probably worse.
I could flip them?
There's definitely...
If you're not washing the front of them, you're not getting the backs.
Dude, I saw a picture.
Love it.
Trying.
Trying.
Of my teeth right after braces, like a month after.
And I'm like, who the fuck mouth is this?
Yeah, I remember you showing that to me.
God.
Braces just obviously work
wonders and then you stop wearing the retainer yeah didn't your braces like fall off from natural
occurrence like erosion some would say it's natural like didn't your braces you didn't get
them actually yeah so what happened was you had them ripped off or something no no they were they
fell off a couple times and i did not go to the orthodontist to get them fixed,
so my teeth actually kept getting worse inside my mouth.
So two steps forward, 15 steps back, if you will.
So you eventually had an orthodontist make them perfect
and then take them off.
No, they just dissolved.
No, they didn't.
But they weren't invisible.
Did you get a bridge?
It's like stitches.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you get a bridge. He never got a bridge, I don't think.
A bridge? Some people, some
girls had that. Did you have that?
I still have it from like when I was 15. My brother has
his. It's crazy. Oh, I wish I had
one and it holds it in place so you don't have to wear
a retainer.
When does it come off?
That's a good question.
I mean, when do you go to the dentist, do they say anything, Noah? Are they ever like... Yeah, I when does it come off? That's a good question. I mean, when you go to the dentist, do they say anything, Noah?
Are they ever like...
Yeah, I mean, at this point, I've had it for more than half my life.
Yeah.
And the dentist goes, well, we could scrape it off, or you could just leave it there.
Just leave it, because your teeth will do weird things after it, if it's not causing
you any pain or making them gunky.
Did you have braces in high school or just now?
Middle school.
Middle school.
Yeah, I got them off in eighth grade.
I had them from sixth to eighth grade.
Those are the prime years to get them.
Yeah, oh yeah.
Because you're growing.
It's like a puberty thing.
Everything's...
I had the straightest, most perfect teeth
when they came off, and then right away,
they didn't snap all the way back,
but then, you know, things shifted very quickly.
And they even do now.
Like, I get my teeth perfect.
Like, I take my retainers out or my Invisalign out for a couple hours.
Right back to this tooth pops out right away.
Like, boing.
But when it's trained to be in place, I don't know what I got to do.
It's never going to be what I want it to be.
You never really can tell.
Tom Cruise was famously.
Speaking of, I saw Top gun maverick last night
oh a hat from it i was shocked that you went to see that movie considering your fear of air shows
yeah um chris my boyfriend sitting next to me the whole time thought i was in hell because the whole
time i'm closing my eyes i'm pulling my hat down that I just got my new hat off. That was at the theater, that hat?
Yeah, because it was like an event.
It was a radio event.
And so I was like, I had my hat over my eyes.
I would be on my phone.
I would look at my phone.
It's dim lit.
No one could see it in my lap.
But I was just like,
I don't want to see planes flying close to each other.
It just freaks me out too much.
I don't like fast things.
I don't like fast and the furious.
I don't like,
I was in the bathroom during it
and I go,
I would sign a document right now
that said,
if you will go the rest of your life
and never ever see
any action sequence in a movie ever
the rest of your life
or a TV show,
I would have no problem signing that.
None.
Because what it does
is it stresses me out.
It raises my cortisol levels
it raises my adrenaline it raises it makes my body feel stressed it ages me because i had to
meditate so i closed my eyes during those scenes because it's so loud i put in my um airpods yeah
and put in the noise canceling because it was so loud it was an imax it was way too loud i mean this
was damaging people's ears for sure.
I think that's what the fighter pilots probably hear.
Like you turn into,
fighter pilots probably put in soundproof things
in their ears, right?
Yeah, I was trying to kamikaze myself.
Like I wanted, I was like,
the whole time I was thinking if there was a shooting,
I would be prepared for it
because of how much I'm reading about Columbine.
That is what I was thinking about. Because you shooting I would be prepared for it because of how much I'm reading about Columbine that is what I was thinking about
because you know
you go to theaters
you think of packed theaters
you think of that
you know
you know there's been
the Aurora shooting
I was like
if a gunman came in here
I think
and I don't know
but because I have put myself
in the Columbine
and the Parkland
now that I'm reading that book
situation so much
and I've been
so what would you do?
guy comes in he's underneath the screen I would not hide I would not I much, and I've been- So what would you do? Guy comes in, he's underneath the screen.
I would not hide.
I would try to tackle him, honestly.
Because I'm going to get shot either way.
I would.
Okay.
So you're going to go at him.
I would run.
I would just try to run first.
I would not try to hide.
At first I might, but my instincts would say-
I'd put another pair of AirPods in.
Yeah.
I mean, I would just run.
Do not try to hide.
Would you hide?
You wouldn't hide.
I would play dead.
If I did have to hide,
I would just play dead.
I would literally take blood off of someone else
and put it on my face or something
to look like I have a wound.
That's a good idea.
You just run through your period.
You just grab that,
throw it on your neck.
That's a good idea.
Okay.
Just make sure you see any scary movie with a bugger. Movie on your neck. That's a good idea. Okay. Just make sure you see any scary movie.
Movie on my period.
That's a good idea.
Bring my diva cup.
Do you think?
Still it on my temple.
Not to like put Chris on the spot here, but would you go save me?
Would you go to the guy next to you?
Chris would save me.
Chris would sacrifice himself to save me.
He would be a hero in the moment.
I would be, that's the best thing about him for me is that I know he would put himself
in the line of fire for me, without question.
Honestly, for anyone.
He's just like a person like that.
He likes saving, he's a hero.
I would not do the same, probably i just instinctually i don't go
to i go to self-preservation and let me just say most of the people in columbine did as well and
they had a lot of feelings afterwards about like why did i do that why did i not wait for others
because you were right not to because you would have gotten shot and so would they so just run
skedaddle i mean i think in war time you're not in war it's
time to protect yourself the problem is is after the fact listen no one knows what they're gonna
do by the way i'm just saying i think i think i'd run it through my head so many times of what i
would do now that i've like when you're reading this book you're you're there like you my my
hearts like for some reason i don't have adrenaline about scenes like that
in reading them.
But that movie, goddammit, that was so loud.
Tom Cruise, I liked looking at his face.
He look good?
He is so good looking.
Yeah, he doesn't age.
Fuck.
I wanted him to age.
And by the way, I know that there's a whole
post-production team that has made his face look better than it did on camera.
I was going to ask.
Without question.
There are certain celebrities that have carve-outs in their deal
where they'll only sign on to a picture
if they allocate a lot of the budget for post-work
where you see these actresses in close-ups on camera
and you go, God, they're flawless and it's film,
so it must be their real skin tone. no no no they're a lot j-lo aniston cruz those are the ones i know of
also put a guy in an f-15 plane he's gonna look pretty hot yeah with all the the pressure
holding him back so wait so was the movie any good yeah it was great really yeah i mean chris
thought i hated it we got out of the movie and he was kind, it was great. Really? Yeah. I mean, Chris thought I hated it.
We got out of the movie and he was kind of like,
like felt bad because the whole time
I'm just like putting the bill of my hat down
and just looking at my lap.
But I don't need to witness the action scenes
to understand the story and everything like that.
I can still enjoy a movie if I'm covering my eyes.
People don't understand that.
Sorry. Did you feel good going
outside your comfort zone and seeing
you know like being his companion for this movie and
stuff?
Yeah being his goose. Yeah.
It was his goose.
Goose dies. In the first one.
Yeah. Does his son come back in this one
I feel like? Yeah his son is in this one. Really?
Are you serious? Yeah.
You didn't know that? I swear to God. Yeah. Miles Teller plays his son come back in this one i feel like really are you serious yeah i didn't i just i swear to god yeah miles teller plays his son oh and um so is tom a instructor now that's not
like a spoiler by the way you find that out like yeah immediately so i'm not reading it i'm just
guessing yeah tom tom comes back i'm not giving i'm like you know you're most of you don't want
to know anything but i'm not going to give away any i'm not an idiot i know how to talk they play volleyball in it they play uh uh football
oh okay um there's there's a lot of music callbacks there's he's just handsome and
charming the whole damn time there is a new guy though not miles teller oh my god so this is
probably the the there is a new... Val Kilmer character?
Yes.
Like the kind of the asshole of the group.
The one that's like giving everyone shit.
What's this guy doing?
Flat top?
He is so attractive.
Can I see him?
Can we look him up?
Dude, his name is something Glenn.
I love a hot young man.
Let me see.
And Chris told me that when he was living in Hollywood
a couple of years ago before the pandemic,
he was going to the gym and him and this guy were working out.
He was like, we were both chasing the same figure.
We were both chasing the same physique at the same time.
And he had heard when he was going to the gym with this guy that this guy was cast in
the new Top Gun.
And so he-
Glenn Powell?
Ugh.
Is that him?
Yeah.
He is a cutie.
Yeah, he's handsome.
I mean, he is so adorable in this,
the way you like choose on a fucking,
I had to kind of,
I've seen movies with Chris before
and we do this thing where like
if a hot girl comes on screen
or a hot guy,
he'll just like slowly put his hand
over my eyes to be like,
don't look at that,
you know, as a joke.
And we try not to make each other feel bad
if we're like turned on.
We're not like the couple that goes like,
God, he's hot. You know, like we're like sensitive to that but so i was trying to keep
it in my pants but um he's got like a ryan reynolds he was adorable and um and uh all
american boy here yeah oh yeah but i uh i would just do that in scenes where, to Chris, I would put my hands over his eyes in scenes where there were jets going fast.
Yeah, yeah.
Just the same kind of thing.
But one time we went to go see X-Men, one of the X-Men, a million years ago.
Who knows?
No, I don't know anything.
But it's the opening scene, and Hugh Jackman is getting out of bed, and it's just a scene of his back and he just stretches
because he's waking up in the morning.
And I accidentally went,
I gasped.
I was like,
From a back.
From just how hot his back was.
And Chris was like,
did you just gasp?
And I was like,
I did not mean to do that.
And it's been this running joke.
They talk about it on his show all the time.
Like the time I gasp accidentally.
But Jennifer Connelly's in this.
I'm just tired of this.
Like this kind of character.
That's always like.
I'm on to you.
The whole movie she's just like.
Go see it and just watch the first scene that Jennifer Connelly's in.
She is so...
I could the screen a million times.
I just kept looking at...
Is it Miles Teller's daughter, probably?
No, it's Tom Cruise's love interest.
Jennifer Connelly's like born in 64.
No, I know, but Tom Cruise banged the instructor in the first one who was older than him.
Oh, really?
Oh.
I don't think she was older.
I think she was probably the same age, but we all think she was older.
But she was the instructor.
She comes off older on the show.
Oh, okay, Nicola Eckert.
Remember she like...
But I kept kewing the screen.
I never saw the first Top Gun, but I kept kewing the screen
because Jennifer Connelly's character is just so like,
I'm on to you.
And she's like this cool woman that like runs a bar
and is just so sweet.
And you know what character I'm sick of
is the daughter of the mom who the guy
in the movie is dating who's like a precocious little adolescent who's like if you break my
mom's heart i'll kill you like that like she's kind of like sweet like juno kind of thing yes
just like this like kind of angsty likable like smarter than her age wise beyond her years kind of like girl that's like
listen my mom she's had a lot of heartbreak in her life and if you do it to her again
i'm gonna kill you like that kind of like sweet too much confidence no more of those characters
stop writing them they're boring um what would that real character be? Would probably just go to a room and just be like,
one day I'll say something.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, I guess that's all you can really do with that character
because otherwise you'd be like,
why did they just have that girl scurry through the scene scared?
Yeah, just playing with her socks.
It's like, I don't want to.
We got to go to break.
We'll come back with more.
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And we're back. Yeah, so I saw Top Gun Maverick. I do recommend it. It is, you know, Chris and his brother and his brother's wife also went with us and that's fun afterwards they were talking about how um they almost i like i cried at the end i got a little i welled up i did a tear did not
materialize but there were tears welling it's very good wow um but chris said he almost cried
a couple times you know tom would just be like talking to goose's ghost and be like what should I do Goose or like
are you with me Goose he'd say shit like that and
Chris would be like that almost got me and I
I could hear sniffles throughout the crowd
of like men just kind of like
you know waiting until like the next scene
and then they'd like go like oh I have an itch
on my eye where I was like okay now
he can wipe his tears because everyone's
not waiting you know
I could sense that a lot.
But I said, yeah, there was a couple times
that I almost started crying
about halfway through at this one part
where I checked my phone to see the running time.
And it was two hours and 17 minutes.
And I was like, Jesus fucking Christ.
This is a seven o'clock movie
and it didn't start after the previews
until 7.28.
I'm getting out of there at 9.45 for a 7 o'clock movie.
Get the fuck out of here.
Get out of here with this shit.
Even though it did fly by.
No pun intended.
Top Gun.
Goose.
Ice Man.
Hangman.
Ice Man.
Oh, was that his son, too? It was all his sons. No, Hangman's the hot guy. Jesus Christ. His name's Hangman. Oh, was that his son too?
It was all the sons.
No, Hangman's the hot guy.
Jesus Christ.
His name's Hangman, isn't it?
I'm so excited to have a new crush.
I looked him up.
He's 6'1".
He's dated girls before that seem like they're not all actresses.
Some of them actually seem interesting to have personalities outside of pretending to
be other people.
Not that actresses aren't interesting, but come on, let's be honest with ourselves.
He looks like somebody that I tried to set you up with one time.
Really?
I think so.
He kind of looks like the guy from the OC, the blonde one.
His eyes are close together.
Yeah, I like it.
I like a little Ryan Reynolds, like they're almost crossing.
Yeah, we were looking at Ryan Reynolds this weekend,
and I go, he's got eyes.
He's got his eyes.
They're pretty close together.
No, Ryan Cyclops.
Yeah, I mean, who am I to say anything about anyone's looks?
We're all insecure.
We joke that Ryan Reynolds always looks like he's looking at a penis.
Oh, yeah.
Everyone goes a little cross-eyed before a blowjob.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Like a penis is coming right for his face.
Whoa.
Like an F-15 dude.
Hang, man.
Yeah.
I saw, I keep wanting to say die hard.
I saw you at six in the morning this morning or something.
You saw me at six in the morning.
6.30?
You saw me?
Driving.
Was that you?
Why were you up at then?
I went to my F-45 class.
At six o'clock?
Yeah.
Oh my God.
Were you going to radio or something?
No, I you going to radio or something no i was um
i was going to i felt like i was catching you in like whenever you see someone that early yeah
i felt like you see me just driving i drove literally right behind king's highway no no
in the garage oh in the garage and then i was like so i wanted to honk but then i was like
i don't know why i didn't think you were up to no good, but I was also like, I don't want to intrude in
your life.
No good.
That's so funny.
What would I be up to?
I don't know.
What do you think I was doing?
Well, at first, I was like, I didn't know.
Radio is a good guess.
Radio was my number one guess.
Doctor's appointment, maybe.
Yeah, it was a doctor's appointment.
I went to a body guy, a guy that checks your alignment and works on your muscles,
a manual therapist kind of guy that figures out your –
How did you find this guy?
Through Chris.
He sees him for learning how to stretch and learning what muscles to build
to figure out the aches and pains, how it's all connected.
And so my bunions have recently been starting to run in a different way to like prevent them and it's throwing off my alignment and I can tell that there's like things going on that are going to cause injury.
Not yet, but I'm just trying to get ahead of it.
And so he just he watched me walk and he took pictures of me standing and figured out like how I'm off balance. balance and it's because i have really strong legs because my um my calf muscles are super super
tight because i have no ass muscles at play and it's all aligned for some reason and my chest is
really i have no chest muscles um but my right butt cheek is really is pretty strong my left
is not at all my calves are too too tight. Wait, why is that?
Why is the right stronger?
Because you've been running?
Even how I'm sitting right here,
I'm supposed to start sitting like this more,
crossing my other leg.
I have to do a Sharon Stone a little bit more because this engages this glute.
And I stand with my hips.
I stand like a banana.
So I stand like that.
If I look down, I did have big boobs today, so I don't know if this checks,
but if you stand, you're supposed to look down and see your toes,
and I can't often see my toes because my hips are out so much,
I can't see in front of my toes.
So maybe you do have a butt there.
This isn't about weight.
If you're a thin person, maybe that doesn't have huge boobs,
you should be able to see your toes.
And so now I have to push my hips back it's just a whole thing so it was good though but i really wanted
him to get in there and like does he stretch you and stuff no but he's taught me stretches but
i was like i go he said something about oh this will get less painful because i was doing these
stretches that he told me because my calves are fucking so tight and so i was doing these um you know rolling out he taught me this specific way to do it and i was like oh no mama mama mama and i was just like
and he's like it'll get way less painful as we go on i go is it bad that i don't want to be less
painful like i love it and he was like no i know you're kind and i was like i i just i love the pain i was like i don't
go get massages unless i'm in pain like i love it and he said i said i think i'm you know a
masochist and he was like well i'm a sadist and a masochist so i like to give people pain and i was
like please put me in pain but he didn't do any painful stuff to me i was kind of upset about it but um he did say i am hyper flexible and that is why i have so my joints are like jelly and i move too much and
i'm too like i am one of those like car dealership things like i can all my joints are willy-nilly
and so nothing stops me from my arms going all the way back my My shoulders can go back. I can do this over my head.
My joints are jelly.
So things go out of place and I don't overcorrect.
Most people, they stop.
There's a hinge where it's like, okay, this is as far as you can go.
But because I can keep going, my muscles, there's no muscles needing to like, the wrong muscles are holding me in, I guess.
I don't know.
Yeah, no, my legs are like a screen door. You know the that kicks back that's what my hamstrings are so my hamstrings
are very tight because i go to that stretch place yes which is pretty lazy but it's nice
you know what do you mean it's lazy i mean you should probably just stretch yourself but it's
oh my god i love getting stretched so they do this thing where they'll push that's
unsexual but they'll push this it is so this is as far as i go yeah that's it yeah okay so we're
looking at andrew's um he's probably got about a 60 degree angle between his thigh and you have
120 degrees so i could do this all the way up straight your leg straight my leg yeah okay i
mean that's gonna be a different story.
Still, that's pretty solid.
Yeah.
I would like to be able to do splits, but he said to me, he was like, you're great.
You're going to be amazing.
He was like, you just need a simple fixes.
If you do this regimen, he was like, your life is going to change, and I'm going to
be taller because I stand like a banana, so I don't even reach my full height.
If you're standing like a banana, you're not doing it, so I'm going to gain like an I stand like a banana, so I don't even reach my full height. If you're standing like a banana, you're not doing it.
So I'm going to gain like an inch or a half an inch.
I mean, stretching now, I mean, look, my dad has a fake hip
or my uncle has two fake hips.
Your fake hip with those shoes.
That's pretty good.
That's fucked up. That was pretty good. No, it's just fucked up. That's pretty good. That's fucked up.
That was pretty good.
No, it's just fucked up.
That was really good.
You know, I try really hard.
I mean, I know.
I bought him scuffed.
Mac Miller died in these shoes.
I'm trying, okay?
He was lawn mowing?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They do look like lawn mower shoes you'd wear.
These shoes are cool as fuck These shoes are cool as fuck.
They are cool as fuck.
There's no doubt about it.
But it's just interesting.
I want to know what they did to fuck them up.
There's probably a guy there that just has a fucking...
Wouldn't that be fun?
No, you probably throw them in a dryer with a Crayola pet.
Like some brown Crayola.
And it heats it up and it gets them all.
It is weird that they come scuffed. Because it's very easy to scuff white shoes.
It takes fucking three seconds to scuff them.
Yeah, it would take not much time at all.
But yeah, so I'm a little worried that I'll have fake hips within 10 years.
But you're going to the stretch place.
I doubt your dad ever did that.
No, my dad.
How far away is that stretch place?
Is it a stretch to get there?
It's a rock throw. Seriously, how far is it? 15 minutes. How far away is that stretch place? Is it a stretch to get there? No, it's a rock throw.
Seriously, how far is it?
15 minutes.
How much is it per sesh?
Not that bad.
I'd have to look it up, but it's not that bad.
How long do they stretch you for?
Either 20 or 40.
Do they only stretch or do they do any massage or anything like that?
They'll do a little massage.
They'll bring out the thumper or the fucking...
Do they talk to you the whole time or can you do it in silence?
Do it in silence. But the problem is it's not not an individual room so you are sitting by a couple other people
are there any ways can you pay more to go back in a room and have them fuck you i mean no start you
what did i say fuck let's get to like literal they have cryotherapy too oh which is you know
you've done that plenty of times yeah in a freezer have you ever done that
um no but what is that supposed to do we should do it yeah where your head's sticking out of it
but the rest of your body is like in the chamber what's it supposed to do just make your dick small
and then you feel better when it gets longer it's good for circulation oh it's good for circulation
oh you know what i did get which has been so so fun, is I signed up for this vegan box
that sends me vegan beauty products every month.
It's called Kinder Box, and I love it.
I've learned.
I've gotten so many projects.
I don't really like those boxes usually, but this one I really like.
But I got these little face suction cups that you put a serum on your face, like the one
I use, the squalane one I use.
And then you use this suction cup and then
you just suck all over your skin and you just like travel it you suck it once so that it sucked
and then you just move it around your skin and your skin gets like flushed with like color because
all the blood like rushes to it just feels so healthy well you do have for your back those
fucking cup things yes exactly i've never done it the other night it was so fun to do um you didn't get in on it but
me and emile did like masks and just like it was i just love sometimes after my microneedling my
face has been like so much smoother i'm just like getting into not looking at skincare as a burden
i saw a video of emmy rossum um the actress remember from Shameless yeah she now has crazy curly hair she for years
for her whole career straightened her hair did keratin treatments and now she's embracing her
curls and I watched this video of her like being like I love skincare I don't like there was no
like these are my steps and I have to do this and it's like OCD like I don't like when girls are
like OCD about the skincare but she's's just like, I just love it.
And it was like, it made me not look at skincare as like this thing I have to do.
Cause I'm trying to stay young and beautiful,
but like enjoying just being like kind to yourself and like massaging your
skin.
And it like is so much better than being like throwing on like doing stuff
because you want to stay young.
Like it just felt like you're doing it because it feels good in the moment to
like massage your skin.
And I think it's just taught me to look at things differently.
Yeah.
I've just gotten into masks.
I don't think guys do.
I don't know one guy other than now myself that does a step process that's like three to five steps.
I know.
I could recommend 12 steps to most men.
I know. To improve their 12 steps to most men to improve
their lives. What skincare?
Oh.
I use foreskin on my face. I literally
put a baby's dick on my face
every night.
It really is.
My forehead has never felt smoother.
It's called TNS.
Yes.
I don't know.
They took a foreskin back in the 70s and
they just keep replicating it and put it in cream like i'm not like a chemist but that's pretty much
what they do and so i don't i think it rejuvenated i think there's a lot of power in foreskin i guess
yeah i gotta get that stuff i always i keep forgetting to buy it you can get it online
yeah and lytic is really good for redness.
So I get red around my nose and I have psoriasis
or dermatitis sephardis or some shit.
Sephardis, I have a fart face.
I have like fart and shit all over my face.
So forever I use cortisone, which is like after the fact,
which thins your skin after it's
red, after it.
And then just get before, ahead of it.
And it's manly.
It's manly to get ahead of it.
Yes.
We got to change the narrative around therapy and face creams for men.
I just got these masks, though, in that same Kinder box.
I'm not even-
Which one's that, though?
I pay for this thing.
The mud one?
This mud one.
It is so- I've never, I've used these masks before.
You know those sheet masks that you buy and you put on your face and you look like Silence of the Lambs?
Yes.
Those have never made my face feel any different.
Girls, if you're out there, does anyone relate to me on this?
Never has my face felt better after those.
I know that it's like supposed to.
I've used every single kind.
But a mud mask that these,
and I've used lots of masks throughout my life.
None have worked as well as this one
that I got in this like kinder box thing.
And I forget the name of the place,
but I just bought all the masks and I'm obsessed.
You have to mix them yourself.
They come in powders
and then you put a little drop of water
and you spin it around with your finger.
You're supposed to use like a glass bowl with a brush,
but like, no, you don't.
No, you don't.
It's like when they put the eye shit on.
You got to pat it.
You got to pat it around.
Well, that's better because you shouldn't rub your face.
I scratch my eyes.
Yeah, don't do that.
And I rip the holes and I get it inside there.
Yeah.
Yeah, and I look great.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
I will.
Okay, let's get to the news.
You heard it here first.
You heard it here first.
Oh, it's Tuesday, folks.
He knows what it means.
It is Tuesday.
It's not Monday.
It's not Wednesday.
It's Tuesday.
Hope you're having all the swells.
Apparently, you are.
That's a very Forrest Gump of you.
Tuesday.
My nice Forrest Gump.
People call me Forrest Gump.
That's good.
Not bad.
That's really good.
Yeah, you just have to be dumb.
All right, Noah, what do we got?
Oh, back to you.
In studio.
In Phoenix.
Tucson.
Tucson.
I know.
Same difference.
Yeah.
An Idaho man broke a Guinness World Record
by running a half marathon
while wearing 111 t-shirts
and it was to support STEM education.
What?
Why would that support STEM education?
He was probably fundraising.
Was the record before this 110?
Probably 100 t-shirts.
Yeah.
Oh, man. was he a thin man
but then like those shirts all stacked together make him look a lot bigger yes so it took 25
minutes uh for him and his team to put the shirts on it added 40 pounds extra he said his arms lost
circulation and after a couple of hours my hands swelled to what felt like twice the size
my normally loose wedding
ring yeah was a constricted ring and i couldn't even touch my thumb across my that's the problem
is these when you layer things like that that have elastic in them it becomes if you ever done
you know had two rubber bands yeah and put that and put your hair up with two ponytail holders
as opposed to one that it's crazy how much stronger it is
when you would think it would just be the same but like more secure but it's like it's stronger
i mean sure there's some physics law behind it but i don't like wearing a rubber band on my wrist
like i hate that feeling i know people are freaking about the ring i still have on my
finger and i want to assure everyone
that the part of my finger that the ring is on is not making it it's I don't feel it all day
that's not like squeezing it it's just I can't get past my knuckle but that part that it's on
it does not bother me I don't think about it and I'm thinking about buying a condom for my finger
so that I can like live a normal life because it gets snagged on things and it hurts okay yeah you want me to just cut it off no because i kind of want to see how long i can go
for stem cell research yeah i mean what is this stem is uh science technology emotion
electronics engineering and math but is this guy did wants, obviously, people to be able to get STEM.
Did he get STEM himself?
He'll need it after this fucking race.
Wait, what?
No, he wants people to be, like, to study in those fields.
It's probably for, like, students to be able to afford to go to, like, you know, clubs
or, yeah, yeah, different extracurriculars involving STEM.
Or, like, maybe to raise money for the STEM classes.
But isn't saying some states don't allow STEM, though, right?
It is illegal, right?
I think it's just, like...
I'm not kidding.
Like, there's some places that you can't get stem cell research.
Well, stem cells are different than STEM.
STEM is an acronym.
What's stem cells?
No, stem cells is an initial... Sorry, acronym. No, STEM is an acronym. Yes. STEM is an acronym. What's STEM cells? No, STEM cells is an initial.
Sorry, acronym.
No, STEM is an acronym.
Yes, STEM is an acronym.
STEM is for science, technology.
What did you say?
Engineering and math.
Okay.
Right.
So that's just, STEM is those things.
Okay.
Oh, I thought he was doing STEM cells over here.
No, STEM cell is, yes.
That's in your skincare products.
That's just the things you put on your face.
Yeah.
Oh, the four stems yeah yeah so usually you hear stem with when people are talking about women
there's not enough women in stem science technology engineering and math yeah people
really came at me saying there were no female architects i stand by it do you stand by it
stand by me no i think there are female architects by the me? No, I think there are female architects, by the way.
Yeah, I would think there are.
Right?
Yeah.
Did you say there weren't?
No, I think it got misconstrued that I said that.
I was saying that there's not enough women in engineering and that it should be.
And I think that it's-
It came out as engineering and architecture.
Okay.
Right.
All right.
Well, I mean, it's not wrong.
I think there are less women in STEM fields
and that's why there's a huge focus on encouraging women.
That's why that guy wore 111 shirts.
Yes.
To raise awareness.
Oh, for girls.
Well, in general.
Was it for girls or just STEM in general?
In general.
Okay. Well, let's- Was it for girls or just STEM in general? In general. Okay.
Well, let's...
Let's go to the next story.
Yeah, let's do it.
Okay.
I was trying to make a STEM joke,
but I can't come up with any more.
Nice stems.
That's what I say to girls that are scientists.
And I go, just focus on your legs, lady.
Don't learn math.
Don't worry about it.
Talking about your stems.
Yeah.
So you might know that the Cannes Film Festival is going on.
Cannes.
It's Cannes.
I'm just fucking around.
I don't know.
I don't know either.
I just wanted to correct it.
It's Cannes.
Cannes.
Okay.
So a screening of David Cronenberg's crime of the future starring by kristin stewart prompts walkouts
in the first five minutes as child autopsies mutations and people orgasming while licking
open wounds are shown but the reason why i felt compelled to share this article
is because of this image from the movie.
Oh no.
So it's a blonde woman taking a scalpel
to another woman's foot.
And it kind of looks like you and
Sarah Lena in an alternate universe.
Oh my god. It really does.
Can you zoom in on that? Yeah.
What is she doing to her foot? Can we see what she's
doing with what she's scraping off?
She's just, like, doing surgery, you think?
I'll have to text you.
Oh, my God, I would walk into that film.
I would pull up my hat, Bill,
so I could see it all.
What is the point of this movie?
Is this movie, like, in the future or something?
It has the word future in it, right?
Yes, so the point of the movie is
it's set in the near future and
centered around a performance artist couple who grow and remove new organs on stage in front of
a live audience oh okay okay this is you got to send me that picture i want to send it to sarah
lena that's so funny i just texted it to you i did you speaking of i don't know why this made
i guess like films it made me think of did you did you watch adam sand don't know why this made I guess it films
it made me think of
did you
did you watch Adam Sandler's
whole speech
I did
so funny
it was funny
to the NYU class
I liked it
it was really really good
it really revved me up
a little bit
at the beginning
there
well he did that
as a joke
no I know
but it went on
for like 15 minutes
just being like
we're the best
we can do tissues
we can do anything.
Yeah, I couldn't believe how long he kept in that character.
And then he broke character, and the story of his roommate was really touching.
And I don't know.
I loved that dude.
Yeah, it was awesome.
He's the best.
He just seems, everything you hear about him, the best.
And when I babysat for the Apatows, I did talk to him on the phone once,
and he was so freaking nice.
And he asked me how my night was, and he didn't even know who I was.
I was just a babysitter. And and he was like how's your night going
oh it's adam sandler he said it's adam sandler and i thought it was a joke because who says
it's adam sandler but when your parents get a call he thought it was maude um judd's daughter
and so he was like hey maude it's adam sandler and i was like this is not it's like sounds like
a prank call of Adam Sandler.
But you realize that when your parents get a call from their family friend,
they usually say first and last name.
Like when my dad would get a call, it would be like, hey, it's Dave Miller calling.
You know, they don't.
So it checked out.
But I loved his speech.
He does this thing.
So he goes through and he's like, he's talking to the class.
And he's like, you know, the NYU Tisch School of the Arts is where he went.
He's like, Tishes, you can do anything, Tishes.
You are the performers.
You didn't go to, you know, med school or you didn't go into business school because you care about changing people's lives with performance.
You care about, you know, take his, he's like saying all this stuff and you can start
to go whoa he's just doing a sincere speech but it was all so that he could do the joke which is
the turn where he goes now dishes i need you to cover your ears i'm going to talk to your parents
for a second and he goes parents you really fucked up if you think you're gonna these they're gonna need you so much
more during he goes he tells the parents to pretty much um move uh don't tell them don't tell your
kids where you move from only send cards send an instagram message yeah but don't give them
your location you've already given them enough tuition for four years at tishy is enough
you've done you've done enough yes slip and then he tells them to slip martin scorsese who's there
at the ceremony because his daughters are graduating he says slip martin scorsese a
headshot of your kid it will work that's how leo's mom did it
it's so funny it was really good i mean it is like i don't know some part of me like i look
at that college crowd of these like all these actors and they still have this optimism that
they will you need that you need that blind like faith and then part of me wants to be a pessimistic
i know i know and you'll become. You'll give up and become agents.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What do you mean a part of you wants to have that?
You still have it.
I mean, you can't shake it.
Anyone who enters into show business
is thinking that they are going to defy.
It's like entering the lottery.
Like you think you have a chance.
And you do because people do make it.
Yeah, no. a chance and you do because you i mean there people do make it yeah no i i but i do believe
there is a point where you should go this isn't for me and it's not because i'm not talented it's
just because i just am unlucky because making it is yes it's hard work but also being someone who
works hard is based on if you had the right kind of parents if you have
you know if you have a good job to support you through being able to work hard if you have
supportive friends if you have self-esteem that isn't you know diminished by getting bullied in
school it's like you're it's all luck yeah why why anyone makes it it's not because you're not
talented so i think a lot of people should give up and stop
chasing this stupid dream at some point and pursue better things because i think that i don't know if
i think if i wouldn't have made it i always say like oh i would have killed myself because that's
a better story than being like no i would have just found happiness elsewhere and i i would have
i know i'm just i'm trying to think like if you went to school
just for entertainment you know just to be an actress an expensive school like that but i guess
with an english degree i mean is an employer gonna go oh you know you went to school you
went to tish we're not gonna hire you at this marketing firm you know like can you do you have
something there is not enough room
for all the actresses that want to be actresses so like it is possible to get trained in something
that you just you can't get on the ship like there's not enough room on the boat there's too
many people that are trained to be on the boat but we can't fit you all so some of you can't come
i know i'm just thinking though like and okay. Yeah. What are you thinking about?
Like, getting another job somewhere else and being like, I'm a failed actress.
Yeah.
Like, if you had a degree.
Like, I can't imagine my dad paying for a four-year degree where it was like.
It all went to waste.
I was going to be a thespian and it's going to be $180,000.
It won't go to waste, though, because you're going to be acting like it was your choice
to not pursue that the rest of your life.
Yeah. Everyone you meet. Yeah, you're going to're gonna be so skilled be like that was a mistake i just know i just decided that acting was just like an empty pursuit and i didn't want to do it anymore when really yeah let's be
honest i mean we that was a joke but i do think that it some people are better off just leave acting is it's way fun
to do when you're young and there's less competition in your community theater or high
school and then the more you get and you see more talented people you realize like fuck this is hard
and also this isn't that fun it's auditions constant rejection like the dreams you have
when you set out on these goals
when you're young, when you're a child,
even if you're in high school, senior high school.
Or when you're 30.
You don't know until you get there
and you go, this kind of sucks.
I wanted to be an actress until I got to my theater auditions
and I saw these losers yelling at themselves in the corners,
reciting these monologues and caring about movement work.
No offense to losers losers but to me
they were like these kids are losers like they care so much about these dramatic monologues that
i just don't care this is to me i don't want to say loser that was mean i call them losers because
i couldn't be one of them but i say like it just didn't interest me and i thought it would have i
liked i liked performing but i didn't like acting so sometimes you just don't know well you know we both watched the car i finally got to watch
carlin documentary and he said you know i'm a stand-up comic i'm not hollywood he wanted to
be an actor really badly he wanted to be an actor very badly and then he realized that wasn't for
him and he was never really actually trained in it but he still wanted to be that he wanted it
so badly because he the people he used to admire
were actors and were really great comedic actors and he wanted to be like them and he even got his
own show eventually the george carlin show which was you know his sign really late in life too like
yeah in his 60s yeah and it he wasn't good at making things with other people and jerry seinfeld
kind of comments on it during the documentary of like comedians don't have to things with other people. And Jerry Seinfeld kind of comments on it during the documentary of like,
comedians don't have to deal with other people
weighing in on...
I have to wait for that guy to be done talking?
Yes.
That's what Seinfeld says.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
But also like the network weighing in.
Like, you can have this great idea.
Like, look at Mulaney.
Mulaney is the best comedian going.
Without question.
But his show wasn't great.
Why?
Not because he wasn't great. It's because too many cooks yeah you ever seen too many cooks the adult swim masterpiece i think so
oh my god if if you are a listener out there who has not seen too many cooks
which is this weird thing that adult swim uh aired at like 4 a.m one night
randomly in 2000 i think 18 and it's this crazy it seems like an intro to a 90s sitcom like full
house you know like everywhere you look and it's like different characters and they're posing with
like it seems like a show it's a show called too many cooks and it's like different characters and they're posing with like, it seems like a show. It's a show called Too Many Cooks. And it's like,
too many cooks will spoil the broth,
but we're going to make it with love.
And it's like too many cooks.
And it's like,
it looks like a classic TGIF opening to a song,
but then it does not stop going for 15 minutes.
And it gets so fucking weird.
And it's so fun to watch.
Kind of like Aristocrats, but for television show. I watch it at least twice a, and it's so fun to watch. It's kind of like Aristocrats,
but for television shows.
I watch it at least twice a year.
It is so,
because the best part is,
no one warned them
that they were going to air this.
It just aired,
apropos of nothing,
at four in the morning,
when usually they would be doing
these infomercials,
and it just came on,
and you just got to think
about the high guys
that used to be watching
Adult Swim late at night, and would just be watching Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
And like, yeah, man, and just left it on.
And then all of a sudden, watch Too Many Cooks and just imagine you're a stoner at 4 a.m.
And this thing comes on with no introduction.
There's no – no one knows what the fuck it is.
And that's the beauty of Too Many Cooks.
And it's the best. It many cooks and it's it's
the best it's one of my favorite things to watch you know the one thing i loved about the sandler
speech speaking of like how many opportunities there are for people that are pursuing this insane
you know goal he talks about his roommate oh yeah and then he goes and his son is on snl
that just made me his roommate son yeah roommate's son is on SNL?
Yeah, his roommate is Please Don't Destroy.
Those three guys.
Have you seen that?
Oh, yeah.
And they're great.
Yeah.
But he's like, be easy on them.
They're trying hard.
Because a lot of people are giving those guys shit because their dad was a writer.
Like, two of their dads were writers for SNL.
And then maybe that was one of them.
Yeah.
Nepotism is, it's literally everyone in Hollywood is the son or daughter of someone.
I know.
But at what point are you like, well, they're probably talented because they come from good stock.
They are, but there's other people too.
That's the problem.
I know.
That's the problem.
Anyhow.
As someone who is not a part of nepotism, I am like anti-nepotism.
But if my dad were famous, I would be pro-nepotism
so yeah of course who who knows let's um let's uh take a break come back with why do i care
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Noah, why do I care?
Why do I care?
I bet this story involves someone whose dad or mom is famous
because literally everyone in Hollywood
is a product of some, is a progeny of
some famous person one of these names is going to be someone okay possibly i heard you i mean i i
saw this on your instagram and i really wanted to get your full perspective on mick jagger
responding to comparisons made about him and harry styles He says he doesn't see too much of himself
in the 28-year-old.
Yes.
He also says,
I like Harry.
We have an easy relationship.
I mean, I used to wear a lot of eye makeup than him,
a lot more eye makeup than him.
Come on.
I was much more androgynous.
And he doesn't have a voice like mine
or move on stage like me.
He just has a superficial resemblance
to my younger self,
which is fine.
He can't help that.
Yes.
I think the context of which he said it
sounds like he was being snarky,
but if you read that like,
yeah, I think he's a great kid.
Yeah, I wore more eyeliner than him.
He just happens to look like me.
We sound very different.
If you say it like that,
as opposed to,
I mean,
or like,
we,
I mean,
he sounds a lot different than I do.
That sounds like shitty,
but if he's this,
sounds a lot different than me.
That sounds nice.
Like,
I think Mick Jagger is a fan.
How could you not be?
Harry is so amazing.
Mick Jagger's son
starred in a HBO show.
Oh.
Do you know that?
Wait, Mick Jagger's son? Yeah. Starred in an HBO show. Do you know that? Wait, Mick Jagger's son?
Yeah.
Starred in an HBO show?
Yeah.
That doesn't shock me.
Harry Styles is not connected to anyone.
So that's interesting.
Because he had just auditioned for the fucking X Factor,
whatever it was.
He didn't get passed, and then they put them all together.
They put five kids together.
Okay.
Yeah, and then Mick Jagger, obviously,
I bet he was not the son of anyone famous, but who knows?
I feel like it's the generation after that.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, I think it's his kids.
His daughter's like a model,
or I don't know if that's his wife or something.
Yeah, Mick Jagger's kids, there's a couple models.
His son was an actor. Yeah. Some Jagger's kids, there's a couple models.
His son was an actor.
Yeah.
Some movie, he played a rock and roll guy. Georgia May Jagger is his daughter.
Yeah, so what are you going to do?
Yeah, I mean.
We're all something because our parents were something.
Because my father Was successful
I was able to go to college
For free
Like there's all steps
My parents are reality TV stars
Because their daughter
Wow you flipped it on them
I fucking
Yeah your mom's a child star
Because
I pepnotism
It's the other way around
The old
Pepnotism
Can I just say
Based on
I didn't see last night's
Two nights ago's episode
yes my mom played with me
as a child in the thing I say
my mom didn't play with me as a child it very
much hurt her feelings she
thinks that everyone thinks that she's a bad mom
now and she thinks that I said
that to like make her feel bad which
maybe I did I don't even know what kind
of fucking mood I was in that day my mom
did play with me as a child there is i just don't remember a lot of it but i don't
really remember my dad playing with me either i just know that i see i i remember more later in
life but i told my mom today because she was upset with me about it really hurt her feelings because
she was like i did play with you as a child producers got me to say that mom no they didn't
i was like i do think i told my mom the reason got me to say that mom. No, they didn't. I was like, I do think, I told my mom,
the reason I think I'm obsessed with the fact
that you didn't play with as a child
or that's the story I tell myself
is because I don't like playing with babies.
I don't like playing with kids.
I don't like playing Barbies.
I don't like playing pretend or like making voices
or like I'm gonna get you.
I don't like it.
I'm not good at it.
I don't wanna do it if I ever have kids.
I don't wanna be the main person. I will do it. But I wanna find a husband who's good at that because my I'm not good at it. I don't want to do it if I ever have kids. I don't want to be the main person.
I will do it.
But I want to find a husband who's good at that.
Because my dad was really good at that.
And I think that I personify my mom that way to make myself feel better.
Like I'm that way too.
And my mom was.
And so it's okay.
And I think that's why I say it.
Because I don't like playing with kids.
I really don't.
Even Poppy?
I don't.
She loves you so
much i like having i like talking to her like a real person and asking her about things she likes
and why she likes them like i don't like going like i'm a llama and i'm gonna get you like i
don't like that like i run out of things to do i'm not creative in that way i'm my brain is not good
at that i'm kind of in the same boat there and And especially with Legos, like I can't handle,
I can't go through these steps.
You know, there's 85 steps
to put together
some kind of Star Wars thing.
And I'm checked out after seven.
I don't mind that
because there's like,
we're doing something.
But if I have to go like,
I'm gonna get you.
I'm a mean man.
Like, or in that, Bob,
that I don't want to have
to come up with stuff
i just want to be myself yeah that's why i like stand up and not acting i don't want to be someone
else i just want to be me and i think the kid would be fine with that no they want you to go
they want you to play with that but who but who says that you have to do voices they do the kid
doesn't yes that's what parents put on no no no the kids do but when my nephew wants to play with me and they want to play babies we were just sat them down and like so here's well you know the
other day i was playing babies with poppy and i was just like okay i'm gonna feed this one and i
was being very like i wasn't like your own voice i was like what what's her name you know i was
like asking questions that i would normally ask but there was some element of like okay this is
a doll and i don't care about its feelings I have to pretend like this doll has feelings,
and I'm struggling to do that kind of thing.
I get that.
You know?
All right.
So my mom played with me.
That is that.
And let's get to Reddit Dump.
Karaoke mode.
This is your Reddit Dump.
Yeah.
All right.
Let me start with, we have some videos to show, All right.
Let me start with... We have some busy videos to show,
but let me start with...
This was on Too Afraid to Ask.
That's the subreddit.
It was a question.
Is it okay to wear lingerie for my husband
that I've fucked other dudes in before I met him?
Amazing question.
Right?
Amazing.
I would say yes. Andrew, yeah? What do you think? Amazing question. Right? Amazing. I would say yes.
Andrew, yeah?
What do you think?
Yeah, why not?
I was predicting Andrew would say absolutely not.
You just don't want to know about it.
Oh, I wouldn't want to be like,
yeah, I fucked this guy.
No, but if it's like old clothes,
it is tough sometimes.
But if you found out later on
that it was something that she had,
her ex-boyfriend maybe gave her,
not that she,
she wasn't keeping it
because it was a present from him,
but she just, like, liked it.
So she kept it.
What is tough for me is when I see, like,
a big oversized t-shirt and I'm like,
oh, that was an old boyfriend t-shirt
that you're still sleeping in.
That's tough.
But pajamas or lingerie, that, you know,
I don't want to know the exact specifics.
Like, oh, I bought it on a Thursday
because he had a hard-on and he loved this.
Like, I didn't want to. But you know a guy, like, fingered her through it. Yeah, had a hard on and he loved this like i didn't but you know a guy like fingered her through it yeah like weren't specifically for sex yeah yeah it doesn't bother me uh someone commented i love this comment you
are fucking him with the same pussy that you fucked other dudes with that's true that would
be so funny if a guy was like you need to get get a new pussy. Yeah, yeah. Laudrey's fine. All right.
How would you guys feel if some guy, I guess guys don't put on anything really specific
to get fucked?
I don't care about any of that.
Yeah, yeah.
I really don't.
If I feel like they still like her, then that's an issue.
But if they're with me, they don't like her.
What about a sex toy?
You use the same condom?
Sex toy?
I would not.
That wouldn't bother me at all because clean them.
I wear used clothes.
That's a very intimate thing.
That's rubbing on their skin.
A silicone thing that you can clean that can get very cleaned easily
because it doesn't have a lot of nooks and crannies.
It's just like a sleek.
There's nothing about that I wouldn't.
And it goes back to you fuck his dick.
You use silverware that people put in their mouths at restaurants and you clean that.
Like what's the big deal?
I get that.
I think if you could separate that, good for you.
Okay.
This was an Ask Men.
Okay.
And it said, what is one thing that you would like your ex to know
one guy said that my life has been mostly a series of dreadfully bad decisions i considered
getting back together with you the worst one i've ever made whenever i'm going through a rough patch
in my life i still chuckle knowing it's nothing to do it's nothing to what i endured with you
you are the standard of which I measure misery and pain by.
Thank you for that.
I don't want anything to do with that.
Someone said, she taught me to take it slow,
so I don't wind up in a relationship with someone like her again.
Wait, you don't want to have anything to do with what?
The anger and the fucking feeling that he wants to tell her
that she's miserable and all that shit.
Yeah, I mean, that guy's still holding a lot of anger and hate.
Someone said, can I have my guitar back?
You sort of forgot to give it to me, so I was wondering.
You forgot to give it back to me.
It's not worth it to me, but for my last serious relationship,
I would like to apologize.
Oh.
And, you know, like, I was clearing out all my texts to like save room on my phone
and i found our last text after he had broken up with me and i read it today and there was so much
pointing at him like you did this and you knew about that and you knew what i was asking for
and i read it back you know me in the. And I think that like he was the one
who urged me to go to therapy.
And I think if it wasn't for him just breaking up with me
and putting me at like my lowest point,
I probably wouldn't be close to where I am today.
So I probably say thanks and I'm sorry that I tortured you.
Oh my God.
I bet he would like to hear that.
I'm not gonna reach out. It's weird not worth it too weird um that's interesting though have you read any like last
exchanges with an ex and just kind of seen it through a different lens um
i have apologized i apologize to one of my exes really in a very sincere way and um
on the show on this show made amends yeah I mean to Zach I did but then to another one I did um I
gave a really I made a voice memo and I just sent it to him and I was like you know not even a memo
that disappears I gave him like I recorded it and then just send it over and was just like because I didn't want to be interrupted.
I just wanted to like get it out there and just say like, hey, I fucked up and I shouldn't.
I was sad you rejected me and I handled it in a bad way.
And he accepted it.
And ever since then, we hasn't felt like hate, at least from my perspective.
It's so nice when you apologize.
You just don't... If they're mad at you, it has nothing
to do with you anymore because
for you is the past.
In my mind, I don't think I left
anything untouched that
I owed an apology for.
If I did, I would love to know it and then I would
make up for that too, but it just feels like freeing.
But if I could say something
to my ex, I would say, I'll see'll see you tonight babe because i'm back with him
um no i have so many things that i would like to say to certain people but it's almost not worth
it because um like i don't want to engage i don't want that i don't want to engage I don't want to talk to them again
and
it's but yeah there are
things but I'll just write them in songs
or jokes and then they'll see
it when they watch my thing
and then they go oh god
I wish I would have not fucked that up
but the thing is even if
you didn't I'd probably have realized you were
not good enough by now anyway that's what i like to tell myself yeah i wouldn't want to
re-engage if there's no if we were friends still or friendly then maybe i would maybe bring
something up but i'm not gonna write someone out of the blue to get my whatever emotions out.
Also, I don't want to like, then you have to get an email back,
and then do you have to email back to that?
Yes.
Oh, my God.
If it was an exchange, exchange back, and we knew that it was done,
then I could maybe do something.
Yes.
But I don't want it to be 17 messages later and then fighting again about the same thing.
That's so funny.
Then you got to break up with them again.
Yeah.
It's like I was saying about the meet and greets.
If a guy grabs your ass and you call him out for it, it's just more stuff to do.
It's just like, let it go.
Wait till you stop walking like a banana.
You're going to get a lot more ass grabs.
Oh, my God.
That thing's going to be sticking out, ready to go.
Whenever I really do feel like I want to get out some anger about an ex,
I sing the Taylor Swift song, I bet you think about me.
That song really kicks into some feelings.
But if you do have things that you still want to tell an ex,
it's because you're holding on
to some kind of resentment
that has more to do with you than them.
And it's a sign that you gotta keep working on yourself.
There's a Toby Keith song called
How Do You Like Me Now?
Now that I'm on my way,
you think,
and it's just him talking shit to an ex
about like he's done everything
he said he was gonna do communicate
with people if you're an artist i mean as a comedian i find it very therapeutic to write
bits about people and like surreptitiously like address things but man a really good song that
people that that person has to hear the rest of their fucking life that you get successful from
from your spite if you get broken from? Yeah. From your spite?
If you get broken up with, it's great.
She wrote that song Mean about a critic
that made fun of her voice at the Grammys.
And she wrote the song Mean about how you're a liar
and pathetic and alone in life and mean and mean and mean.
And at the end of it, she's singing it at the Grammys.
She goes, someday I'll be singing it at the Grammys.
And all you're ever going to be is mean.
And so she sang at the Grammys, wrote the song because he trashed her for how she sang
at the Grammys, and then came back and won maybe album of, not album of the year, but
won for that song at the Grammys.
That's a great thing.
I don't know if you can break up with someone and then write this song.
Yeah.
You weren't good enough for me.
No, there's a lot of breakup songs that I hear that are like, I'm sorry.
Yeah, that's true.
But I just had to go.
And I loved you.
Well, like Adele's new song.
Yeah.
Take It Easy On Me.
Yeah.
Or Easy On Me.
Ooh, that one's so good yeah easy on me that
one's really good god that's so all right let's keep going so let me see um uh this is a good one
this is a good story okay so this is from true off my chest it's where people just let something
out it says i'm divorcing my wife because she has been late for 90 of everything we've ever
done together everyone we know is shocked and confused but i don't care this guy's awesome
no i'm not having an affair no i'm not having a midlife crisis no i'm not looking for a younger
woman no i'm not hiding anything my wife and i have been together for 12 years during this time
she has not made even the slightest amount of effort to be on time for anything we did when
we were dating average wait times were 15 minutes to an hour for her to finally fucking show up. I waited because I loved her. After
marriage, she somehow got worse. And after childbirth, she got even worse. She used to
blame circumstances for being late every time, but now she just blames our son. I put up with
it because I loved her. Example one, da-da-da-da-da. Example two, da-da-da-da-da. Example three,
da-da-da-da-da. I'm so sick and tired of it dinner reservations are always a
toss-up because restaurants in our area have no chill and we'll cancel your reservation if you're
a minute late blah blah blah he goes all the way down he goes um meeting up with friends going to
a children's event with our son for fuck's sake even trying to take a walk is walk is an ordeal
of trying to get her to put the goddamn phone down and get ready so i don't have to stand there like an idiot i think my boiling point was last week when i stood at the entrance
of our house for 20 minutes with our son as he grew increasingly impatient and then seeing she
had abruptly decided to start vacuuming the house i'm getting spammed with calls from mutual friends
and family she went and told everyone that we're getting divorced everyone wants to talk me out of
it i just broke i just broke after years of patience i have no regrets what do you think final thought i mean she'll probably be on time to get
that alimony money no i'm just fucking around but they i i think it's a good i don't think it's a
the worst reason to not get divorced like that i've heard like yeah and i think throughout that
story i mean skipped a lot but i think it's if it's something that i've heard like yeah and i think throughout that story i
mean skipped a lot but i think it's if it's something that you've addressed and said this
is something i can't put up with and you need to fix it or i'm gone bye i think it's like a
like um agoraphobia or something like that some kind of what do you mean like she's afraid to
leave the house kind of thing she keeps delaying it or like a social anxiety thing.
And she just keeps sabotaging herself. But people who are constantly chronically late,
and I'm one of them.
There have been times in my life
where I just am seven minutes late,
10 minutes late, 15 minutes late to everything.
But I tell people how late I'm going to be generally.
This is excluded because no one knows at this point.
But generally, if I'm late to something i say
three minutes seven minutes i don't say these people that go i'll be there in five minutes
and it's 20 minutes fuck you fuck you it's fine you're 20 minutes late don't lie about it that
no one's believing that that 20 minutes was five minutes because you lied about it you i know you
can't help being late i really do believe that but you need to be
accountable for what you are and you need to try to fix it it is not something that's unfixable
you can be on time you're choosing not to address the issues that are keeping you chronically late
yeah it's like you know someone will go well that's my thing like i'm just late this has
nothing to do with you but then if it
does affect you negatively it does have something to do with yes a lot of people hide behind well
this is this has nothing this isn't you this is my thing but your thing creeps in to that to your
thing your thing is actually i don't want to be around anymore so if you want to stay with me and
you love me enough to i'm important enough to you more than it is keeping this habit going or like addressing the issues that you're scared to
address that keep you late then bye and i'm sure in her mind she might have a thing where it could
be out of spite that he's doing something wrong leaving her i think he should have done it much
sooner before a kid yeah but but you know what? Like, there could be something on her end where,
I'm sure he had this conversation with her a thousand times.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He sounds real great.
Yeah.
It's Chris Angel.
He's a real person.
Okay, let's get to this next one.
This is from me IRL,
which is like just tweets
that people repost
that are like,
this is so me or whatever.
So this is from average,
average underscore dad one
on Instagram.
In college,
I had a roommate that would set his normal alarm plus a separate alarm for
3 a.m. so that he would wake up in the middle of the night and be excited about how much
longer he had left to sleep.
Still not sure if he was a genius or a psycho.
I love this.
Wait, wait.
How old?
Where were they?
So he would set.
No, I know, I know.
In college.
Oh, in college?
He had a roommate.
I killed a guy.
No, but I mean, just the idea of setting an alarm at 3 o'clock.
I love when I wake up at 3 o'clock.
I do, too.
Don't wake me up again.
I started doing this after I read this tweet.
It's not my thing.
I love it.
Your thing's creeping into my thing.
If he wore headphones and got the alarm inside his own head.
But if you're waking me up every day at 3, fuck that.
It's going to train you to just keep waking up at three when you could be sleeping through.
Yeah.
Just be careful.
I get what he's doing.
I love – sometimes I will set my – like if I have to get up at seven, I set my alarm for 5.30 so I can just keep pressing snooze.
Because that 5.30, knowing that I have an hour and a half left, is great.
And I'd rather hit snooze continually than have the first time I wake up be when I have to get up.
And I know that's probably like the worst way to do it.
This is from Made Me Cry, the subreddit.
Yeah, but when you do that, is someone else in bed with you?
No, I would never do it if someone else was in bed.
Exactly, that's my point.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, I mean, that's...
But that's what that kid was doing.
Yeah.
I mean, if I'm in college, though, and I have a roommate,
I don't really give a fuck about them because I'm a college kid.
I did way worse to my roommate.
Seth.
Yeah.
Sorry, Seth.
So this is from Made Me Cry.
It says, I mean, I'd rather die.
Okay, so it says, this is from a tweet from Ashton Law, A-S-H-T-Y-N Law.
My dentist gave me a stern talk when I said I hadn't been to a dentist in 30 years. This is from a tweet from Ashton Law. A-S-H-T-Y-N Law.
My dentist gave me a stern talk when I said I hadn't been to a dentist in 30 years.
I told her I couldn't afford it and had no insurance.
Well, what did you do when you were sick, she asked.
She looked at me blankly when I said I waited it out until I thought I was going to die.
And isn't that what we all do?
Yeah, man.
People are afraid of the doctor.
Afraid of the dentist. Or we put things off i gotta go
to the dentist but what's a good i don't know i'm sure i have about 900 worth of work to do
with my teeth right now at least i can i can literally feel it with my tongue yeah my back
teeth are falling apart you should go to a dentist you have money now you know like take care of
yourself because down the road it's going to be even more money and just so you know andrew i had a period of like
six years and i was terrified of going to the dentist and i finally did it and uh he did you
know like he did the inspection and everything they did the cleaning and he's like all right
and i was like that's it you're done he's like yeah we always do that with doctors we always
think yeah i was like they've never seen this before.
I don't have cavities.
Yeah, they are so used to it.
And he's like, do you want to have cavities?
Yeah, you kind of want something, right?
You want something in there.
Remember I told you that dentist asked me if I was a smoker.
Oh my God, that is so funny.
He goes, so how long have you been smoking?
I go, I've never smoked.
And he just goes, interesting.
Interesting.
That haunts me.
Interesting.
I'll close with this.
It was a tweet that I can't find anymore,
but it said, oh, here it is.
This is from Zealoton PC,
from Technically the Truth is the thing.
So things that are technically the truth.
It says, condoms are for fucking pussies.
Just straight up?
Yeah.
Oh.
Because they are for fucking pussies.
Yeah, they are for fucking pussies.
Did you see what he did there?
I did.
He changed the words.
He made it different.
It's so absurd.
We got to go.
I got to do an audition.
Am I going to practice? No, man. Chris is going to come over. am i going to practice no man chris is gonna come
over he's gonna help me put it on tape we're gonna read the lines together but i haven't even printed
the stuff yet i like how you're i love how you're just going off script you're not rhyming worth
a shit but i'm not mad at it i hope you get this audition And you fucking nail it
Because it's inside you
And you're a dreamer
And you're a tishy
Well you didn't get in
You went to Kansas City
And then you went to Colorado D
Don't freaking interrupt my raps
I'll freaking slap your crap
I'll eat your
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Jack rap.
Jack rap it?
Oh, I like that.
Okay.
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It's a play on words.
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