The Nikki Glaser Podcast - #248 It's Not Over! (Unplugged in the Hamptons)

Episode Date: July 26, 2022

Nikki and 8 of her best girlfriends from different eras of her life take a quick trip to the Hamptons for some RNR. Of course, Besties are invited to join them in Cerelina's sunroom as they talk about their friendship over one mic. It gets raw! Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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And no one gave me shit about it. And I really appreciate that. Thank you for letting me have the week off. I hope you enjoyed my special Good Clean Filth on HBO Max and also HBO Max's Boy Island. I am joined here in the Hamptons by my best girlfriends. Let me just go around the circle real quick. Noah is here.

As you know, she is not in Arizona. What's up, Noah? Hey. Hey, Noah. Yes. We have Carlisle Forrester. Yes. Yes.

We have Sarah Lena. Yes. Laura. Who is also known as... Hey. Hey. We have Kirsten, who is also known as Hey. We have Kirsten, who you've heard on the podcast before. Hi.

Catherine. Hi. Taylor. Hi. And Anya Marina. I'm really excited to be here today. Hi. Anya Marina as Louise from FBoy Island.

So just want to give a shout out to a couple girls who couldn't make it um shout out to robin lauren my sister and uh the girl we miss more than anyone here today andrew collins he couldn't be here um for the podcast he allowed us to have this one on our own so i appreciate it and he will be back tomorrow on the show just as usual so I hope you guys enjoy this departure from you know the regular it's not a departure

what do you mean it's not a departure it's not over oh okay so Hala is referencing something Hala's doing a hand drip before the show

even begins of a callback to something that just happened outside I was posting on my Instagram story a picture that I took

of my labia your labia I took of your labia to Hala because we're not going to get into it because Hala didn't want to get into it but we all end up sharing our vaginas with each other on these trips just sharing them

sharing I don't know sharing family style yeah show and tell and I was posting about it

on my Instagram and then I read the caption to make sure everyone was cool with it and Kirsten was not even in the picture

it's Anya and Hala who are the ones that are like I mean Anya's the one that's actually exposing herself but it's from behind so you couldn't see it and then Hala's just looking at it like those aren't even bad Anya's the one that's actually exposing herself, but it's from behind, so you couldn't see it. And then Hala's just looking at it like, those aren't even bad, Anya!

And I wrote the caption, like, every girl's trip ends with us comparing our labia to each other and realizing we're all normal. And Kirsten pipes up with, like, it's not over! It's not the end! No, I said, no, Nikki, don't post that! It's not the end! And I'm like, that's right. Yeah, it's not ending.

Yeah, yeah. That's what you're telling me. Versus, like, you sharing the Hollis lady. Yeah, I mean, that's the problem with trips or any vacation in general, I feel like, is that they have to end. I mean, isn't that just a metaphor for life? But, like, it is. So the end is tomorrow of this trip. We started out on friday and i like that usually on trips that are really fun i feel like i start focusing on the end

maybe the first night like i start thinking like oh this is our fourth to last night here even though it could be also you know you could say the first night but this one i haven't thought about um leaving tomorrow yet which i think is a good sign of just being present and not really thinking about what the future and worrying about what you have to do even though there's so much piling up and i think we're all just getting like kind of little uh injections of like the normal like our real life that we've been escaping here we're like each of us was like slink off to like address our issues at home and then come back to the group but mostly it's just been hanging out with eight

eight one two three four five six seven nine girls and Billy the dog in amazing house in the Hamptons that Zerlina has so generously just like her vagina shared with us anytime it's the most beautiful house I'm not going to go into it but it's just gorgeous, it's insane what we're

staying in and how beautiful it is and how perfectly decorated it is and how she's just like given over the space for us to be ourselves. She's hired private chefs each night to... A private chef named Charlotte. Very attractive. Shout out Charlotte. Miss you.

The house feels so empty tonight without Charlotte here. For those of you who don't know who Charlotte is, who is everyone, I just want to remind my friends that no one's been on this trip with us. That's what's funny. So the inside jokes aren't going to track unless we kind of explain them. Thanks.

I'm glad Andrew isn't missing in spirit. Andrew's in spirit. He does a lot. He does, right? We need to give context. So who wants to – so, Sarah Lena, you decided to treat us instead of, like, worrying about, like, instant cart. Yeah, I wanted to be a part of the hang. I didn't want to cook. We all have to eat, so I didn't want to. Yeah, I wanted to be a part of the hang. I didn't want to cook.

We all have to eat, so I didn't want to cook, and I wanted to be a part of the hang. So I thought that'd be fun to have a private chef. And then she cooks and cleans and brings her team. Well, I didn't know it was a she, but she- I think she identifies as a she, but I wasn't sure. She, right? Was just calling her Charlotte. Yeah, I think so, Charlotte.

But she's handsome wait man we all are so attracted to charlotte we all can't handle it we all started acting differently wanted her to like us yeah and she all got nervous because she was as soon as she comes into the house at 6 30 and and dinner happens or like she arrived at 6 or whatever it is, she's in the kitchen taking over and bringing all of her stuff in. She's an amazing chef and then she has two people join her to then like serve and set the table and clean up and everything. But she's doing all the food work is what I, like the help, we're named the sous chefs. They just would come and like set the table, make it look nice on the couch.

Yeah, like, clear our shit out of the way, which is our shit, not Sarah Lena's. Like, her place is littered with our stuff, and her place is immaculate otherwise. It's insane. But she, um, we, while she was in the kitchen and, like, we were out on the, you know, by the pool, hanging out, listening to music music doing the cupid shuffle like macarena um we like we would want to get like a seltzer from the fridge and it like i think once or twice a couple of us came back being like i wasn't able to obtain what i needed because charlotte's energy was like so strong and i nervous of like, I was flirting with her by looking for a seltzer in her space.

It was like I would have to like, it was almost like I was going to my locker that was next to a boys I liked in high school. I never knew I wanted to be vegan until I met Charlotte, you know? Yes. So we all had a crush on Charlotte. Charlotte V. Against our will. Powerful energy. I went to throw something away in Sarah Lena's bathroom

because I was too nervous to throw it away in the kitchen. It was just like two contact lens cases and a hairball from my brush that I pulled out. And I was like, I like tucked it in my palm and went across the house. And we each kept saying like, we would each like kind of share an interaction we had with Charlotte and each of us would go like,

oh, so you've talked to Charlotte? So she looked you in the eye? She told me the waves were big today because of storms that were near. of us would go like oh so you talked to charlotte like so she looked you in the eye what was she told me the waves were big today because of storms that were near so i was like wait what was that story about and you were like i don't know i just talked to her we were like oh that was just a straight up you were just like she took her earbud out for me because i walked in yes so we had delicious meal she was teaching us life lessons too like i went a 12-pack of seltzer that I was trying to put in the fridge with Catherine. And she just looked at us and goes, or you could let me do that for you now.

Practice the art of receiving. And we were just like, yay! Lean back and practice. It feels good to let go of tasks. Beyond just the eggplant she made. Yeah, I mean, it was really good and yeah well and we're sexualizing she was not at all she just did her job this kind of review honestly is like borderline we just couldn't help ourselves i think we were she was just like taking over and like

providing for us and we were all just like kind of there for it. And then I think I made one last like ditch. What do they call it? Like Hail Mary attempt and like getting her to like us when she was leaving. I was just like, we all seek and we all have been. What did I say? We've all been seeking your approval and validation. And love this entire time.

And she goes, you got it, ladies. And then she was like the door slammed and we were like oh god no she took it like you didn't have to try you had it already you had it already slammed door it was another life lesson yeah yeah but yet like when she was like let me help you unpack those seltzers anya and i were like sure thing we were like furiously still putting them in the fridge we were like we'll do it the second after these boxes are broken down. And she was like, I'll do that too. We just, okay, done.

So that is, that was a highlight of the trip. Today, another highlight of the trip was also consuming F boy Island. Oh yeah. That's great. I mean, episode, you can now stream episodes one through six on HBO Max. And I hope that you do. And I hope that you don't feel like if you haven't, you can't listen to this part of the show. Or you may have, like, it's too late for you.

Because I swear to God, you will down those six so quickly. It won't be hard to get through if you want to check it out. It is so entertaining. We have loved the show kirsten and anya have been doing impressions of two of the the main characters on the show tamaris and louise and um and i'd love for them to do a little bit of it right now i mean mercedes is just so. And it's like the cutest smile. But everyone says he's a fuckboy. That was Louise. And then you got Tamaris who says, I'm from the Bronx.

But don't you try to trick me because I'm going to find out. And I know if you're a fuckboy. Okay. Also, all I can think about is that Tom's abs on that date were fucking hot. If you're watching the show, you know how freaking accurate that is. You can just drop in to Marissa Louise at any point throughout this show if you want. We also, so let's talk a little bit about FBoy Island because I think that we promised a segment last week. Because we took the shows off last week um as I

was in New York doing press and stuff like that and um I didn't get to talk about the first three episodes and I know that the besties probably consumed it to not only support me because but also because you like good things and FY Island is so freaking good and um and really like I did not realize how good it was because I said this in an Instagram post I made, but when I was making the show, I only hear about what happens in, you know, in, uh, in reality TV world, we call it reality. Like the, the, the stuff that they shoot in the house with the people as the liquid, I'm, they're not, not what the host is called the reality. So in the reality world, I did not know any of the reality stuff. I only knew what I saw

and then producers would sometimes tell me. And then of course my conversations with the girls that you often see on the show, that's where I would get some information, but I had no clue how insane everything was. So I feel like I'm watching it for the first time too. For you guys as fans of FBoy Island now, what are some highlights for you?

What do you want to discuss about the show? Anything come to mind? Who do you, do you think Peter is still an FBoy? Peter, the returns from the show are Peter, Casey, and Garrett has come back too.

And just for no reason, really. I mean, I think Peter just for no reason, really. I mean, that's a good TV. Peter and Casey are in the competition. They are in the competition. And for those of you who don't know and are like, I don't care about this, Peter was an F-boy last season. He was kicked off first.

But I was so sad because the reason he got kicked off, yeah, the reason he got kicked off was because CJ did not like their interaction. So CJ was, like, talking to him at a mixer. Oh, right. Peter? To Peter. Oh. And they were trying to talk about like what they had in common and she was like you know i like to sleep and he was like i like to sleep too we should sleep together sometime which i think was hilarious yeah but she did not care for it and she kicked him off and we were so sad to see him go and i was sure he was a nice guy yes we were all shocked remember yes and then he was an f boy. Yes. We were all shocked, remember?

Yes. And then he was an F-boy, so he went to Limbro, and that's where he kind of flourished. And the funniest thing is... Yeah, he got your therapy lessons. He was like, and I got my therapy lessons from Nikki. Well, if you watch the show, people are calling him out for not being reformed, and he goes, no, I sat down, and I got my therapy from Nikki,

and those sessions really changed my life. And it's so funny for me to watch that scene because when we were shooting the show, I remember Mia, who is the one that is entertaining Peter as a possible, like, I mean, Peter's still running for Mia.

Mia said to me, I remember, you know, when we were just hanging out before a shot or whatever, she was like hey whatever you did with me whatever you did with Peter thank you so much and I was just like kind of like what like what do you mean like kind of and I was like kind of like and she goes no he said it like really helped him and I was just like wait what because to be

honest with you what I did with you wasn't well here's the thing because I would sit down with these guys in these Limbro therapy sessions. Total. And. Which, by the way, you looked so hot in those. So hot. The last is. Oh, yes.

That was a good one. Season one, yeah. That was a lot of, like, sexual fantasy. I was, like, in love during that time. So I was, like, ovulating as I was doing it. But this season, I do therapy. But I don't think those episodes, they haven't aired yet. I think it will probably be in the last batch.

But when I was doing therapy with them, we were talking about it this morning actually a little bit. Men are so starved to talk about their feelings that even a sketch about therapy got them to a place where they had never shared anything. So Peter wasn't lying when he said he had a breakthrough with me. It was just a five minute comedy sketch to him that way but no one asked these guys how they feel why they might be f boys what led them to what what woman hurt them before like you know maybe the sketch started with me going like peter who hurt you but like i actually do care who hurt him so i think there was something in these guys that felt comfortable for them to like kind of open up I remember when we were shooting this year's um therapy sessions one of the producers my friend told me one of the producers off camera was like what is this even

comedy what is because it was supposed to be a comedy sketch but I was like actually getting into something a hundred percent not like I shouldn't be doing it because i don't have a license right but i was really like making breakthroughs with garrett and i remember my friend telling me that a british was like what is this like this can't even they can't even use this it's not funny at all because i'm wearing glasses i'm wearing like this like like uh you know houndstooth jacket in the dead of like theo summer and um and it's supposed to be a comedy sketch but I remember being like god I just had a couple more minutes this guy might stumble upon something that could lead him somewhere

else but it was so but it's it's so funny to me to watch Peter go like no like Nikki really worked with me like last season like I thought for a second that he was lying or like just doing that to like that means he's an f-boy this season he's lying like but no he really thinks we made I don't know what he did but it was just a girl and it was fun about his feelings who he didn't want to fuck I guess yeah and that like never happens we got to go to break we're gonna come back with more show after this talk more about a trip we went on today.

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Sorry, I just picked a name. Kirsten's like, what? I was like, I was sleeping. What are we doing? Welcome back to the podcast. We are in the Hamptons and we're talking FBoy Island. We went out on a boat today, which we didn't even know that we needed. Because, like, we are just happy just in this amazing house that you would honestly i gotta say if you were looking this house up on airbnb to rent per night i gotta say at least

20 grand a night i'm not even i'm not kidding you i'm not like this on that i mean it's i mean steam shower sauna pool we did a lot, steam shower, sauna, pool. We did a lot of research. Steam shower, steam shower, sauna, pool. You guys forgot about that. Yes. Kids are going to be steaming tonight. It's really, we lucked out by having a very generous friend. Yeah, you guys are sweet. I'm happy you guys are cute.

Pussy lips with us. It's the literal. 20 friends is the best. And that friend also happens to have a baby that I absolutely fell in love with this week in such a profound way. I put it on my Instagram story. Her baby, Sarah Lena's baby. You're three months out.

Three months out. Of having a baby. What is the biggest surprise about being, like, what's something that nothing prepared you for? Like, none of the books or the podcasts or is there anything you would tell new moms out there? What I would tell them? Like, advice? advice or future moms of like just so you know oh this is just so you

know you're not going you're gonna love somebody told me this before too but i'm like yeah but how you just love this person you've never met like i've never loved anyone after three months I mean yes I there was a couple guys that I'm like I love them but I love this child more than it's it's very very weird and I don't do not know him he doesn't do much I mean I know him he doesn't do much I never he's never talked he's never talked to me he's never given me any and maybe that's why I love him. That's it. He showed up. No, he's just this thing comes out of your vagina. And usually you love them when they go in.

But he's like now. I fell in love. I just love him so much. It's crazy. I would do anything for him. It's crazy. For this weekend. I mean, you haven't even been like, I miss him.

I know it was hard to maybe be like, leave him. I mean, Anya said she cried when she was leaving her dog. I've been saying that about my dog. And I've heard you say that. No, I haven't. I will say. And then I'm like, oh, am I bad at this? But I feel so good.

Yeah. I had a hard pregnancy. I was on a bed rest. I was alone a lot. Like if there's kind of a loneliness about your even when you're up in the middle of the night, you're sort of by yourself looking at the outside the window thinking who else is up at this hour. And there's something lonely about it at times, even though it's so beautiful and you fall in love with this being. But who doesn't talk to you? But I think just being here and being with you, I feel like there's like a tornness in me.

Like a part of me is a ma now. And then there's this old me. And I got a little sense of like, oh, Sarah, you know, with their friends again, seeing you, seeing you guys connect. I was just like falling in love with just the thought of like Leon's loving my friends. And it just felt so good. So it feels like this new. I thought I would lose my friends when they became moms. But you were the first friend I felt like.

And Catherine is a mom as well, and she's my best friend since college. And when you had babies, like, we were already living states apart, so it wasn't like a friendship change. It was like there was no discernible change to me of our friendship because we were always like, we see each other three times a year at best, but we like, it's the type of friendship that you, you know. I always say that, Catherine, I knew we were best friends because we like, it's the type of friendship that you, you know, I always say that Catherine,

I knew your best friends cause we met in college and we walked like two blocks after we left a party together. Cause we both looked at each other at the party, like let's get the fuck out. It was at like Kappa Sig. I think so. Kappa Sig. Kappa Sig. And two blocks after and I just stopped and I remember being nervous to tell her this but I was like I feel like our kids are gonna know each other and like yeah that is obviously I don't have kids but that was just me being like I just feel like I'm just gonna know you my whole life and it's felt that way but I really felt like um I like I felt like I've lost my sister a little bit to motherhood which is fine like you expect it and i but i feel like for the first time

ever with a friend having a kid you made me feel the other day like oh i actually my friend is more available because she's slowed her life down to become a mother in a way because you have not slowed her life down i mean your life is i have but fucking like consumed by a baby so you you're you're like able i'm like i gotta move back to new york because i have a friend that's like can hang all the time which you were always able to hang always down hang but in a different way like i'm busy in another way i'm just busy taking care of this baby who gets to hang with us he's a good hang oh my god we loved it we watched that worst person of america we were watch the worst person in the world not america i wish it was america so i have to read the subtitles world that was so good he just hung with us he was

just a little dude it was so fun we watched the worst person in the world which if you haven't seen that yet and we're gonna watch it tonight for those of my friends here who haven't seen it because it's i've watched it so many times it's like a it's the only movie i've ever felt is like a song that i just want to hear over and over and over and i can't stop because it just summons these deep feelings and like it's just great but we were watching it with leon and leon we had you know we gave him a bath uh he fed he was like it was almost like it was getting dark and we were like it's time for bed like he was getting kind of sleepy kind of like doing his sleep sleepy how do you know when he's ready for bed he does this like

he like he gets sexy he gets sexy you know he just did a little like a little mini grunt like he's time to like and fidgeting i'm doing it but i'm not supposed to explain it because it's a podcast so no it's okay a lot of people watch it on youtube as you can if you want to see all my friends right now you can check this out on youtube in a couple days um if you're listening uh live as it airs but um but we were sitting there and then all of a sudden he started he started crying and we realized that all of his needs were met he didn't have a dirty diaper no he was not like he was just he was full he just wanted to hang out he didn't want to be in the room on his way he just wanted to hang out. He just wanted to hang.

He didn't want to be in the room on his own. He just wanted to hang. But does anyone relate to that? Because I remember one of my favorites, I love sleeping during the day because I know that things are safe because people are awake, keeping the world, like crime doesn't happen during the day.

Like no one can get me during the day because no one's going to like, not that I fear anyone getting me, but my parents, when they used to stay up and party all night, it used to be so soothing to me to go to bed and hear activity happening outside instead of like a quiet house and sometimes i would hear like the clock go like and i thought it was like a man with an axe going down our fence as he like went down I'm like I'm dragging him dragging my dumb jungle book clock that was like yes

I remember that yes jungle book clock before the birds of the body but there is something so soothing an ax murder last night we stayed up

till three o'clock it like it dwindled down people would just like we were watching F boy island and Kirsten just got less and less

doing Tamera's impressions no Kirsten she's so annoying if I have Tamera's impressions. No, Kirsten was so annoying. If I had been Tamera saying, you were so annoying. Like, I was just trying to sleep. No, but like, I made it through season, episode, the second one we were watching

and then I shut down. And then, last thing I heard was, Kirsten's on airplane mode. And I was like, I am done. I am done with you. But the reason I love you ladies is because like, you know. No, but that was, I was really proud of that analogy because you were on airplane mode because you were present.

Conscious. No information. You were on. Your eyes were open, but no information was coming in. No jokes. No impressions. And normally I'm the one who's, like, being quite sassy and being silly, but I was just like. And your eyes were going.

I heard bags of popcorn opening. I was like, how are they still going? You guys were just like, I heard bags of popcorn opening I was like how are they still going I think someone opened for the microwave or like yes someone was whisking eggs we went to bed she was making a novel we I remember looking we were like up talking about like money issues or something it ended up being just like Carlisle, me, Sarah Lena and Noah. And it was us four. Everyone else had peeled off quietly. And then I remember looking at the clock and I was like, it's a 2.49.

And I was like, guys, we got to go to bed. Holla's going to be up doing Pilates. Because Holla wakes up at the crack of dawn. No, seriously. I think I must have heard you guys. Honestly, I think my childhood was spent like laying in a bed, listening to your dad like, that bird singing in the dead of night, falling asleep to that.

And so I think it got quiet and I was like, okay, time for me to get up. Like I heard you guys go to bed. I woke up. Yes. It just made me, it dawned on me that i'm gonna set you each up for a story to tell that i know that you have which i think is a good way to run the rest of this episode that just occurred to me because blackbird singing in the dead of

night reminds me of a great story that saralina told the other day because we have two guitars here we're like fiddling around with them and saralina is so good at one song and the story behind it is very interesting why saralina can you play blackbird which is a very technically super difficult song i can't play yes thank you why can you play that song so well for a boy why do we do anything no i was 13 and there's this guy and i had such a crush and i was such a dork and this guy was like i i like the beatles i was like oh that's cool he's like yeah there's this really hard song the blackbird that i'm trying to learn the guitar and i was like that's cool so then i just went home and i worked my ass off i've never worked so hard at anything

in my entire life at 13 and i'm like i'm learning this song my dad would come in i'm like dad leave me alone i'm learning leave me alone focus so hard on this song and i learned it really fast i just listened to it you didn't have no way i know i'm not a i'm not a genius in music at all i'm quite bad i listened to it i would play with the chords i knew a few chords okay but there but there was a pattern also they didn't have internet at the time well they had internet but it was like dial up like like nobody was getting on there for you know ultimate guitar tab it wasn't YouTube no but my dad knew how to play it I asked him to do it once and that was like our connection and he taught me a little but then I just like you're like get out I remembered some of the

chords and it was a lot by ear shockingly and i'm not i'm not like oh that's so cool i'm not good at anything never been able to pick up in here and do anything again but for a boy in this one i would do anything is that relatable isn't it crazy so what happened when you were able to like okay so i impressed yeah i basically i acted like no big deal i was like oh are you still learning that song and he's like yeah and i'm like oh can i see your guitar and then i just busted it out the best ever i even did the end and you did this like slide thing at the end i just are i i don't know he was like whoa so impressed and i was like, whoa, so impressed. And I was like, this is it.

He's going to be my first boy friend. Nothing. He just was like 13. And you thought he was going to be your first kiss first everything

in that moment. I thought we were going to be together forever. He was going to go walk up to you and just kiss you because it was so amazing. Yeah, I thought he was going to be like,

give me that guitar. I was like, yeah, you can have it. I'm scared of the negative. No, I thought it was going to be something amazing, but nothing ended up coming of it. He was like, yeah, you could do that. I'm scared of the negative. No, I thought it was going to be something amazing, but nothing ended up coming of it. He was like, whoa, that's cool, man. And then I just friend-zoned myself, I think.

And then he would want to play other things, and that was it. I was tired of that stuff. Boys want to be, like, you were talented in this thing that he's trying to do, which might be the biggest boner killer ever. Yeah. That's right. Do i feel like that with women all the time is that we think the way to connect with guys is to show how good we are at something when really like they want to be the ones that are good showing us and then there's the other side of things where girls like rachel feinstein has this great video where she just acts like she like can't what is it she can't like it's something so dumb where she

can't like undo a buckle on her belt or like on her purse or something she's like can you help me and she just goes up to guys in the street and is the dumbest girl ever like it's the easiest thing to do like it's like unhooking a carabiner from something and she's like i just can't figure it out my tits are confused they fucking love it so and i'm not saying that if guys are listening being like i'm not a dumb guy that can just be tricked by i don't want a dumb woman it's like you can't help what you like and men do like to be the you know masculine energy wants to lead and wants to like provide and go hunt and um someone just told me this was fascinating that the reason men aren't overthinking things like women is it you that told me it noah no no this is so weird i forget who told me it the reason men are constant like

are able to just kind of like sit and fish all day and just like not really say much and just be like yeah it's hot out and just like that's their day is because they used to go like hunt and have to sit for hours and hours like we're in tribes and women were back like gathering things and like knitting about around the fire and they had to talk because they had to keep away well and they had to keep away predators they were like in the woods gathering men had to be quiet so they had to learn a stillness of the mind that women don't have whereas we're like always analyzing everything there was some other connection to why women talk so fucking much um but podcasting started at in the caveman era yeah 400 bc Yeah, 400 BC. No, yeah, like on cave walls. There was like little squares of, you know, podcast logos.

Are there some hosts still like doing it now? Like still like in the game? Yeah. One of the longest running podcasters. When we got podcasters. He's like, so the real paleo diet is. It's true. There it is um okay so i was gonna ask you holla to tell the story earlier because it kind of came up we were talking about being

molested um as women like by like no like as women in public i get blackboard story yeah like you know men touching us on the butts things like like that. And you were like, you said a reference to it. And I was like, oh, my God, I want you to tell the story. But it's more funny than it is. Like, you weren't. I don't know where we're going. Well, you went to a gas station one time to get some soda. Oh, God.

Yeah, okay. This is the best. A person was nervous. Okay. Where are we going? So I was in college. It was so freaking hot out. Do you know this story?

You did? I asked my roommates. I was like, I'm so hot. I have to go to the gas station and get sodas. Do you know this story? You did? I asked my roommates. I was like, I'm so hot. I have to go to the gas station and get sodas. Do you guys want sodas? Yes. So I'm getting giant, like, anyway, huge sodas from the gas station. Big gulps.

Big gulps. Yeah. So I'm on, it's at KU. I'm on Mass Street, which is like the busiest street in the whole town. And I was driving there and I was like, oh, God, I feel like a woman. You know, when you're in your 20s, like 40 feels so far away. I was like, I feel like a 40-year-old woman who's like driving and trying to revive her sex life. Because I just, when I left, I took a sarong and just tied it around myself.

Just wrapped it and tied it. Didn't want anything touching my body because it was so hot. So I had no underwear, no bra, nothing. Just this piece of cloth. And I drove to the gas station and got these giant sodas, go to pay. And then I'm holding three cokes. I go, I back up against the door and I turn and a gust of wind blows on I love your face I'm gonna tell this to you because this is so satisfying I turn in this gust of wind blows any sane person

would drop the sodas and go like this but I just went up behind me like a cape and I was just running, holding these sodas like, oh my god. She had breasts and her whole body. Everything. She was completely nude and there were guys in a pickup truck, right? So, yes. So, I'm holding the sodas. I could have just dropped them and like covered myself, but I was like, oh my god. It felt like a slow-mo.

I was like proud of myself. Like, what is even going on? And I look up and there's a man sittingmo I was like proud of myself like what is even going on and I look up and there's a man sitting in his pickup and he's just like and I just got in my car and I like I had the soda I was wrong blow away no but it was just tied around my neck and it was like it was a literal cape and I was running down mass street to my car like with a cape like I looked like naked christopher reeves before the accident oh because superman yeah superman and anyway yes that was amazing and i got into my

car and like instead of crumpling i was just dying i was laughing so hard like crying laughing and i got home i was like you guys are going to believe what just happened to me. It was so awesome. Yes, we do because we have small pictures. Wait. Yeah. So, Taylor McGraw is here. You guys, she might be one of our most insane episodes ever.

She's my favorite. My favorite. You're right. Got arrested for hopping trains. And, um, real scam. Well, you told us, and it's, oh yeah, we gotta go to break soon. Um, I'm,

I want to get into maybe, perhaps, let's just talk about real quick, um, I'll get into the story that I want you to tell, Taylor, but I don't think we have time. Um, I, uh, oh god, what did I want to say? Um, does anyone else have an embarrassing story where, like, a tit, any, uh, oh God, what did I want to say? Um, does anyone else have an embarrassing story where like a tit, uh, any like body parts were exposed or like have, has happened like that?

Because I think that there have been times though that I remember I'll be like carrying a latte that I just got or something that's important to me. Cause I'm like, Oh, refreshing. Like you on that day, you really wanted those sodas. They were more important than your nudity. but if you would have thought about it you would have dropped the sodas but it's right in that moment i've been like on an escalator and like almost tripped and like all i would need to do is like drop my latte and then grab the rail but i've risked like tumbling down like two flights of like central station it's like darwin the

darwin theory like it would be so easy to solve this problem, but I made it harder for myself. You just can't handle it. No, it can't. Someone just, cause I think I, I'm trying to train my brain to do like what I would do if someone like entered a, like if there was a shooting that took place in a, I'm sorry, I'm laughing.

I'm just laughing because I'm bringing up something dark and I know that I always do, but I've been trying to train my brain for, like, I would want to lunge at the person as opposed to run away or just, like, cower in fear and, like, die from, like, just being, like. I just think it's obviously so sad, but, like, it's funny to me that if there was a guy with a gun and I was, like, scared, I would cover my head with my hands. Like, that would do anything.

It was kind of like when my phone was stolen. I'd come on yeah like that was ever going to do anything like little things I like that though that's like a cute it is it's sweet but I do love the idea of a guy just being like she's right I do need to come on yeah yeah I can do better I can do better. I can do better. Yeah, I should come on. That's crazy. And he just, like, stops and is like, here you go, ma'am. But I was, a bestie wrote me about, because I was talking about this shooting thing, and, like, I want to train my brain in that. Like, that is something that they go through repeatedly to, like, make it so, or, like, SEALs or, like, Navy SEAL seals or whoever goes through training to like rewire the

thing in your brain that makes you want to run when the thing that is not going to help you in that situation training for this what are you doing well i run it through my head a bunch like i like sometimes we'll just be in a place and i'll be like if someone were to come in here right now let me just like visualize what that would look like let me picture myself going towards them instead of away just because not because I'm trying to be a hero, but because I just know I'm going to die anyway, probably. If it's like, and this is, we actually, Emil and I were hanging out last week and we,

he was like, but what if someone came down the street, like right now, I'm like, I wouldn't run towards them if we're outside. Like I would run away. But like, if it's like in a nail salon or something, I don't know, like I would try to, I would try to, yes. I would try to charge. But who knows?

It's like punching a shark in the nose. Or hitting a deer. You've got to not break. Wait, what? You've got to go through it. People die all the time because they try to swerve and not hit the deer. Or break. You should just hit it.

Wait, you're not supposed to break? Break and just continue. You slow down, but you go ahead and you hit it because wait you're not supposed to break up well break and just continue you know you slow down but you you go ahead and you like hit it but there's certain speeds you try to hit it to like i just work into it you go into the woods someone i know just totaled their car because of a deer. Yeah. Yeah. No, they're... Because they swerved away.

Totaled means, though... Like, whenever I think of totaled, I always think of, like, the car's, like, like, flushed up. Yeah. That's value. Like, a Ford Focus could get totaled because there's, like, a... Like a grocery cart. The rear view mirror gets knocked off.

It's like a totaled... It depreciates. So what kind of car was it? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. My dad was in an SUV and he hit a deer and the whole front just like plunged. Really? Was he okay?

That's a six. Yeah. The deer? The deer was fine. My dad, he died. No! That was the deer. What story did you want Taylor to tell? Well, we'll find out when we get back. After this. After this.

Catch Jon Stewart You want Taylor to tell. Well, we'll find out when we get back. Okay. After this. it's your perfect companion to stay on top of what's happening now plus you'll get special content just for podcast listeners like in-depth interviews and a roundup of the week's top headlines listen on the iHeartRadio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts so i'm just setting my friends up for stories that I know that they can tell. And Taylor McGraw is back by popular demand. People have been dying for her to come back to the podcast. It's true, Taylor. I know that you're not used to this, but you are infinitely interesting. She's writhing in the corner.

During the break, during the break just now, I was, Taylor was like, you gotta, you gotta let me know which story. And I told her which one. She was like, actually, you've got to let me know which story. And I told her which one. She was like, actually, you just have to surprise me. It's too much. Because sometimes preparation does. It's too much. So first of all, I'm going to remember when we used to do a really creepy thing in high school.

I think it went into high school. I mean, it was high school because that's when we were hanging out the most so in high school we used to like what was it called at night when we would go and creep in people's backyards and stay in there spying yeah yeah we would go out I went on a mission I love spying okay you guys both yeah we went a few times neighborhood walk but like a neighborhood walk, but like backyard. We would go to people's houses. We would look in the buzz book, which is where... So the buzz book was a game. We could find where students lived, and you could look names up, and we could walk by their house.

Can I remind you guys we're on a podcast, so let's not over-talk too much, but it doesn't have to be perfect. But the buzz book... But seriously, do better now uh the buzz book was always yeah it's like the yeah the phone book for your high school or your high school um middle school whatever and we would take the buzz book and we would look at and then my mom also had like a another book of like the maps of like maps of st lou Louis because she was always going to Yard Saints. So we would look up the glossary, we would look up like a boy we liked and be like, where does he live? It would be like K1.

K1. Yes, we'd go and find it, coordinate. Yeah, everyone had a map book in their car. Yes, that was how you got around. And so we would go in people's backyards and like wash them through the windows like rear window i would enter their houses i just didn't bring you guys wait you would enter their house whose house did you find whose house did you find the coolest thing allegedly same gibberish yeah wait can you whisper it in my ear? No. I just heard it.

Did you hear it? Yeah. Yeah. Wait, wait. If you were listening, she said it before. Okay. Because if their door was open, I wouldn't molest them. I would just go and look in the door.

What was your plan from an investigator? If you are an investigator, your Enneagram type is number five. It's the investigator, right? Proud of it. What would you, what would you do if you got caught? That's always what I would

run through my head when I didn't. But I, but I would just, I would go, what I did when you're like, you have to tell a story, I'd go like,

and like, slink out later. Yeah, you would have, I was already so weird, they wouldn't, nobody would notice. I remember one time we had to go to the bathroom so bad on one of our spies

that we like snuck into a church to steal toilet paper because we had to like shit out there yeah we both were shitting yeah

one of us said a shit and the other one was like I will do it with you guys I want to remind you this is late high school like this is we were like 17 we were not cool.

We were 17. People would think you were, like, 11. Yeah, I mean, it was not cool. But it was fun because I remember... But we didn't. There was something really cool about watching someone you went to high school with, like, walking around, like, with their parents, like, in their house. That was very...

It was, like, I don't want to say, but, like, I was into reality TV, like... Everyone is doing it. Like, like instagram it's rear window yes it is totally real window um so i wanted to ask you you um wrote a short story that i would love to link to on our um instagram for the podcast but in that short story you talked about all the jobs you had in New Orleans when you lived there for like one year. How long were you there? One and a half year. It's insane how many jobs there were. And the story is so great.

But there was what, you were a nanny for a time? I was a, what's it called when you help a kid in school? Like a tutor. A tutor. Did anyone tutor or nanny in their 20s not hungover? Like I really, reading your story being hungover around children is so relatable to me smelling like cigarettes being hungover like just like looking at them like harsh sunlight yes so you're you're i haven't heard you tell it to me without i just read it in

your story it was so visceral to me but i want want to hear how this job came along and how did you end up being around this child on the worst day of your life hungover wise? So the interviews were just not really interviews. It was over the phone, but I used to be a substitute teacher. So they were like, you're hired. They didn't ask me, do I know anything? Do you find it is a a huge gap in like i found that when i was i was like oh my god they don't know anything about me i thank god i'm a good person and not ever want to go harm a kid but i just saw that like there's

no background check there was nothing for me to babysit children and think i'm always like thank god i wasn't a bad person but it seems like I could have gotten away like this there's nothing set in stone to keep I don't know if it's changed since then but like in my 20s I was like I could be terrible and they wouldn't know so you got this job yeah I had to like bike I feel like it was like 10-15 miles or something on the bike and it was so hot and at the time I was okay I was like I dressed weird like I do I remember I had two different colored shoes on they were like um converse but I had two different colored shoes on it's like white shirt black bra like my hair was so short and I bleached it would break off snap off because it was like so bleached I just looked disgusting

sweaty like wet t-shirt condoms because of a white t-shirt holes and then just be like oh these kids didn't like know stuff and I didn't know either and they would be like I remember one time they're like what is a like prop pronoun? And I thought it was like a pronoun. It's like proper, so it has like a capital letter. So I told them it was like, your mom's a pronoun. I'm like, write her name. I was like, I'm Slashcard. And I was, I mean, that might have been the one I wrote about.

It might have been the hungoverest day of my life. But I remember just laying on the ground, like not being able to open my eyes. Oh, my God. I'm like drawing the curtains and be like no child didn't you tell him to fetch you some water get me some water and next door was

owned by a private chef and he went in and he was like miss T there's nothing like in here to put water and I was like get it where were his parents I would drop it I never saw the parents that is so weird he brought like a tupperware it was like this I was like the size you could only put a hamburger in it I was like spinning and one time I went in there and I was like I need a hair of the dog and I

like drank a sip of a bottle of some like cooking wine or something I mean I I just loved that because I just relate so much there is nothing more when I see a drunk person that's like stumbling or just being like I'm not ready to go all I can think about is tomorrow yeah what do they have to do where they're going to feel like hell so like anyone out there listening who has been hung over at something like I've thought of you i have like hurt for you and i do hurt for you like do you guys does this bring up any memories of like being hung over yes situations when you couldn't be my high school job was i worked uh at a drive-thru uh at a famous chicken tender place real famous and i would do a rave the night before so this is like

more than alcohol and i had no business serving anybody chicken tenders my best friend that worked there also she bailed on me like she called out sick or whatever and i was like i can't i gotta do this like we had been up all night i go to the drive-thru and i'm just like the window's here and i'm just like slumped underneath the window just like this like waiting for the drive-thru and i'm just like the window's here and i'm just like slump underneath the window just like this like waiting for the car to pull up and then i'm just like and i kept sitting down and standing up and i didn't know that the owner had cameras and one of them was pointed and this place is called abner's Famous Chicken Dinders. And they called and they were like, Abner called. And he said, you need to go home now. And I'd already like grown up in the bathroom.

Wait, so this is high school? This is high school. Wow, it's really hard to get that hungover in high school. In high school it was more, it was like my first time doing like ecstasy or something. Like we drove to like Little Rock, Arkansas to go to a rave. And then I was going to pull an all-nighter and go rally and go to work. Oh, my God. It was hell.

Like, I just remember, like, why did I think I had to go? Rachel didn't go. My best friend called out. And I was just like, nope, I'm going. People are like, you have to go. Abner. Abner needs me. I really want to picture you in a visor.

Was that happening? Ugh. I don't know. I don't think it was a visor. It was, like, a T-shirt and, you in a visor. Was that happening? I don't know. I don't think it was a visor. It was like a t-shirt and like a red apron. And I was just like, oh, I slumped under this window. No amount of honey mustard. Well, this week, this reminds me this weekend we were, I, there, we ate some mushrooms. We don't need to know what kind they were.

I'm just saying mushrooms were eaten and that's not an illegal thing to say. We don't know who served them to us from a little scoop in someone's backpack or if they were cooked up by Charlotte. It doesn't matter. But I will say that Carlisle was starting to feel a little weird on some, like after she ate some mushrooms for dinner

and allegedly, and I reminded you of the only story because i'd never done mushrooms when you told me the story but you told me about a time that um you had partied with some people i guess you i've never done ecstasy or anything like that but you used to um up in the hollywood hills right you used to listen carl's car for a really long time was it only had six cds that were stuck in and they were stuck inside the car and they you could not get them out so you would only was one of them husky rescue husky rescue was the name of a band that carl and she goes no you'll love it nikki like you'll love it like i listened to it one time when I was doing mushrooms up in the –

Nikki, just listen. Like, oh, this reminds me so much of a time when I did mushrooms. I was speaking to you with a bunch of girls up in the hills doing mushrooms, listening to Husky Rescue. Will you explain to me? It was so fun. We just, like, got this house in Laurel Canyon. I had a bunch of musician friends, and they were in town from Austin,

and they, like, rented a house and i just partied with them for like three days and we were like naked diving in the pool and we kept ordering we kept ordering the stuff from this guy named gene and we would just be like gener call him up bring the beans gene bring more beans and this guy would just come and deliver us ecstasy and leave like this magical fairy well and we were just like naked in pools and hot dogs why why does because i've never done ecstasy and i guess i've never even talked to any like any to you about it why do you not continue to do why is ecstasy something people do in their 20s and then never again like

why is it not something that i hear people i didn't hang out with the crowd that did ecstasy when i was that age and so i missed it and now it's never talked about because it's not one of those drugs where like it's not one of those drugs where you do it and then you're like i have to do that again tomorrow like you do it and you're like oh that was good well that sounds like the best drug ever so why isn't everyone doing it isn't it called molly now am i so dumb now it's all the same well yeah now it's more molly molly now yeah that's why we don't know about ecstasy is like old school yeah ecstasy is more age-old molly is more like love also it's first love drug and then you'll never get back but this drug was created i mean taylor probably knows more

about it wasn't it created for like married couples in the 50s that were having marital problems? That's why they originally created MDMA, because it just makes you love. But I hear that it does not make you want to bang. It just makes you, like, want to touch and cuddle. Yeah, like, you're naked, but it's, like, childlike. But why is no one ever on the ice diving? It's, like, not sexual. It's just free? It's like diving. It's like not sexual. It's just free.

Oh, my God. It's like going on the ski-do without clothes. Why have I never been offered it? Why is it not something that people are like, let's, like, how do you obtain it? Like, I. It's not as trendy. You're not going to write plate mushrooms. It's very dangerous now because of fentanyl.

I do not recommend it. I do not co-sign it. I do not do it today. I would not ever do it today. Those days are over. People say that the, speaking of the calm down the next day, like I hear that the next day to bring your head from like 90 degrees to zero

or whatever it is, bring it up. You're like, you're dying. What do they call it? You take a lot of, you get really depressed. You take a lot of 5-HTP.

If you are going to experiment with this drug, go to Whole Foods. Get 5-HTP. 5-HTP, it replaces. Jamie, pull it up. Yeah. It replaces serotonin in the brain. If that were as easy as taking 5-HTP, wouldn't we all just fucking take that all the time? No, I mean like.

No, with it. You take it with it and it like helps with the depletion so that you're not so depressed. But why don't you just take 5-HTP... But just don't do it because... That's what I'm saying. Why not take 5-HTP every day? That's why it's at Whole Foods. Let's get it. That's like what it's for.

Okay. But if you're going to take XC, you must take that with it. Does it make bad music sound better? Is that a thing? Yeah, it has to. Like, does it make... Because Husky Girls is so bad. Husky is a band like as i actually don't understand it as a band name because it's not it's a thing that is real there are husky rescues i know you'd have to ask them jumpsuit apparatuses somewhere. Is that a band?

Red jumpsuit apparatus? That's the first thing you've ever heard in your life. I heard it on the radio. Do you know that the Postal Service, remember that? Yeah. They got sued by the United States Postal Service. No. That's amazing.

Is that why they don't make music anymore? I love that. Ah. You made a joke. I love that. I love that lyrics. Ah. You made a joke. So did the Chicago Transit Authority, and now it's Chicago, the band. Wait, what? Really?

Oh, yeah. It used to be the Chicago Transit Authority. Really? Really? Chicago, the band, used to be the Chicago Transit Authority? So the Postal Service should have known. But I don't, they could just say, I'm the Swedish Postal Service. Well, I'm going to see FedEx at Red Rocks. Final thought. Let's do,

I really want to bring in a new word that is coined on this trip that, um, I mean, uh, the, the group that created K is here. It's Taylor, Hala and Kirsten and me and, and Huffy isn't here, but she was there for the K's origination, and that has just taken the world by storm. But there's a new word that we're excited to share with everyone that I wasn't even a part of creating. I think it got created in another car. Anya created it. Will you please introduce the new word to the group and to our listeners, the besties? It is a true hybrid.

This is like the Lennon-McCartney partnership, me and Taylor. Taylor and I created this word. I have always said ear rape. Ear rape. Relating to things that hurt my ears, like words or phrases. And Taylor on the trip said, oh, irrape. Irrape. So in order to soothe and not have the r word just like being thrown about we call things that

are like unpleasant to the ear that just make you kind of cringe you know for the basic fish this would be like the word moist like things like that a word a phrase that makes you go and it's called so we're gonna go around and just um I think we just throw them out because I don't actually have one planned. But we were going around last night kind of like spitballing what some good Arapés are. And maybe the besties can write in or call into the show for fan tracks and give us your best Arapé. But here are some that we encounter, especially on social media. I think Anya had a... My very first erape I

ever heard, and I still contend it's my number one worst, is nom nom. Ooh. Nom nom. Like a nom nom. What about when someone posts on Instagram and they post a picture of their significant other,

what is the caption that bothers you? This one. This one. Kirsten had a great one the other day about, you know, Roe versus Wade. Like, when that got overturned, everyone was posting all the time. And what did you just say? And just, like, seeing, I don't know, people posting in the time like and um what did you just say just like seeing i don't know people posting in the heat of the moment i think is always a bad idea but seeing a post where someone's like i just got done from a run and it was like 4.3 miles first thing in the morning but

that's not the point the point is today second paragraph i'm angry and then you look and all you see is like several emojis mixed in with words. It's just like, done, unfollow. It looks like a Britney Spears caption of like this gigantic thing of text where you're like, I'm angry. But also another one I'm sick of hearing is, all of the feels. Like this, this taco, all of the feels. All of the feels. Going to this concert, all of my feels. It's all my feels and my person and my feels and I'm in my person.

My person says it. All the feels are like all over my feels and my person. Oh, I'm looking for my person. Oh, disgusts me too. My person. What, you digging in the ground looking for your person? Where'd my person go? Any other ones come to mind of just things on social media, things that people say?

I don't know if this is irrape, but I was saying I hate when people use words to describe food about like clothing or experiences yeah like like like oh this shirt is so delicious or this shirt is so yummy Yummy. Yeah. I hate that. Yummy. We had such a delicious time today. So that's that. That's that. Yeah, that's in the wrapping. We didn't lick it. Yeah.

No. I think you can call a really cozy sweater delicious. No, I know. It makes me smile. No, you know, that reminds me of my favorite Sarah Silverman joke where she's like, I wanted to donate. I like to give back, and I just donated to these. I sent to this tribe in Africa this package of, like, five amazing cowl-knit chunky sweaters that were so cozy, and they wrote me a card back that said,

thank you so much. They were delicious. I butchered it, but that joke always made me laugh so hard but um a good way to close this out was one of our besties called out a caption that one of my friends posted at some point um and carla will you just tell that story okay listen sometimes i struggle with my captions all right and i will think of the stupid one that everybody's posting first i'm like no i can't post that like today i had one when we took that picture and like when her people take the picture i took a sexy picture of carlisle on the boat hold my calls when the people do you know when they're like on a beach or something but i

just posted a good old sunday fun. So you wrote Sunday fun day? I wrote Sunday fun day. What were you doing? Just a picture of me in a bikini because I want a picture, a hot picture of me in a bikini.

But what do you say? So Sunday fun day. And then Bestie just wrote under it, cut. All right, guys. Thank you so much. My friends,

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