The Nikki Glaser Podcast - #26 The Stern Connection

Episode Date: May 5, 2021

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From novel, listen to The Bunny Trap on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Here's Nikki. Hey, guys. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, in a great mood, which is always how I want to time it with everything in my life. I always want to be timed around. Like I want to be in the best mood. I just got off a interview with Mario Lopez that, uh, for his radio show in which I was promoting this, uh, podcast. And it was just so fun to talk about the podcast and to promote it because it's just, uh, yeah, it's just, I'm so proud of it. And I'm so proud of you listener choosing to listen to this uh no matter where when you're finding it i hope i love how many people listen right away when it drops at night and then i get dms of people being like oh i'm glad you talked about

this so i want to know this it's just um i'm learning how to how I want to do this. And we're really, we're throwing a lot out there in the beginning to see what you guys like. And the show is going to be, it's just going to evolve. And I'm really excited about the things that I have in store because I came up with like a really fun game that I want to play at some point. I told Andrew today and he was like, that's too vulnerable. And I was like, I know it's going to be great. Um, I, so I was on with mario lopez i was very excited i told him that my bingo my saved by the bell cast bingo

card is almost complete in terms of i've met all of my heroes from that show like so i met dustin diamond first because i opened for him in kansas he was, I think he was my third MC week I ever got in my life. And so I was just hosting his shows. I was so excited to meet him. Uh, really sad to hear about his death. Rest in peace, Dustin. You were very nice to me. Um, and then I met, and that was wild to meet him so early on. He, I mean that he was a big star to me. I watched, I was a huge set by the bell fan memorized every single episode watched an, at least an hour of it after school for probably five years. So, um, but then I, and then I met Tiffany Amber Thiessen, Kelly Kabowski through you up our radio show that we had Noah at Sirius.

That was awesome. She was so lovely. So nice. So beautiful. Then I met Mark Paul Gosler this summer when I hosted Jimmy Kimmel Live because I did a segment where I did speed dating and got to like go on all these dates with like these random people that the, you know, the producers at Kimmel found for me to talk to. And, and my pitch to them was like, can we get a celebrity to like round them out so like that so i'm just being fed this like series of guys on zoom to have speed dates with at the end it'd be funny if i it was a celebrity and i think they're speed dating me but they've been told that this is like a someone who's really desperate and they think it's a sick person like a make-a- wish. So I wrote this

really funny script where Mark Paul Gosselaar comes at the end. And, uh, and I was so glad he agreed to do it because it was pitched to him and he was just like, sure. And we just did it live. I wrote the script. He agreed to do the script. And then I'm doing all these dates. And then all the producers were like, do you want to rehearse it with Mark? Or do you just want to go into it? I was like, they were like, he's ready. And I was like, I am too. Let's do it. I think maybe we, no, I think he just showed up. Yeah. That's what happened. He showed up on the thing and I go, hi. And he goes, hi, Nikki. Like very, like he's talking to like a sick kid. Hey, how are you? And I go, oh my God, Mark Paul Gosselaar. Like, I love you, Zach Morris. Like this is is I can't believe I'm on a date with Zach

from Save the Melody goes oh that's so cute yeah like you're doing like dates like this and I go yeah sure and he's like well I just heard that like and so then the script is really funny I was really proud of it because it it turns into him being like I hear I was told that I was talking to a very sick woman and I'm like the the producers told you that. And they're like, yeah, apparently like if she doesn't, it's her make a wish to meet you. There's something about like, if you, she's desperate for anything, she's, uh, gonna, she's, oh, the, the line I really liked, there were so many good lines, but the one I can remember is that he goes, apparently she's living in an old folks home. I go i'm living at my folks home, but i'm not And they're old but it's like so there's a good light at the end. I'm like, oh no, I thought

I thought this was a date and and then um, he is definitely like not into it It was anyway, he nailed it. He was so nice to me afterwards. He said he was a fan of mine He was a fan from stern which is just crazy to me and it's and whenever I meet someone That's a celebrity or anyone even like i met a guy on the show that i was doing uh recently in the cayman islands who was like a sound guy that i wouldn't have talked to normally because the crew was like kept away from talent for some reason and i don't want to bother them so it's like this weird divide but this one crew guy was like hey baba booey and i was like oh my god stern and i like ran over him to talk about stern because Was like Hey Baba Booey And I was like Oh my god Stern And I like ran over him

To talk about Stern Because I love People who like Stern We're friends Like we have a We have a mutual group of friends It's like meeting someone That you're like

Oh you know Jamie Oh my god Isn't she the best Like you have a rapport With these people I feel that way about Stern I feel that way about Veep

If you're really into Veep If you listen to this podcast You are in this group of friends And if you meet other people At my shows this uh summer that are also fans of TNGP you guys can feel this way that I felt when Mark Paul was like I heard you on Stern I'm like yes he loves Stern and um and he was like I'm a huge fan and then he asked me if I would do his podcast sometime while we were on this Jimmy Kimmel taping, like after we had already done the, and we only had to run the script once, which is just, it was incredible. And it was the thing I wrote. I never write scripted things. I think people get that impression of me that maybe

I've done a lot of that. I really, usually whenever I do, I contribute a line or two and I've acted in some, but I've never written a whole one. And this was my first one and he did it with me. So it was really fun. And then, um, so then he asked me to do his podcast I went on his podcast we had the best time I just like gushed over him the whole time because I was I was in love with him you know this was pre Dave Matthews like Zach Morris was like just my biggest crush where I was like okay I feel something for this boy he was just so beautiful and funny and like like, he was just so hot and, um, and he turns out to be the nicest guy. And he texted me. I, so this over, over the pandemic, like after we had become friends, he sent me, first of all, he sent me PPE that he was wearing on set when he was filming, um,

adultish or whatever show that is that he's on, abc he sent me ppe to wear on stage because i told him i was wearing masks on stage over like the summer when i've late summer when i was still performing uh in comedy clubs i'm gonna talk about my tour coming up very soon um but he sent me he like he fedexed me ppe and then he one day i woke up and this is the thing like a lot of times when you're on things as a celebrity i've've talked about this before or anything, people think you're getting bombarded with messages about it. And so they don't message you. So a lot of times I will get brought up on Stern, which I was this week.

Let me just say, Noah, they brought me up on Stern. Yeah, I was. I what? Yes, I was brought up on Stern and I found out because one tweet and also Andrew happened to hear it in his car when he was driving yesterday. But oh God, I hate to even bring it up because it's just something that I don't want to put out there but when I was on Stern like for my I think a main interview my first interview my only interview I've been on there people who don't care about Stern don't care about this but this is big

like monumental things to me I got on Stern first with the Hollywood no uh with the roast of Ronnie the limo driver then I I talked to him a little bit there he asked me about my life but we didn't get too much into it then I got brought brought back as like but I killed it on that roast then I got brought back as like the main host um to sit on the couch which was or the main guest to sit on the couch which was what like the biggest achievement of my life to date I think then uh they brought me back for Holly weird squares uh which was a hilarious thing you guys check out these appearances on Howard Stern because they're

like some of my favorite moments and I just you'll just know that that Nikki was very happy in these times and like blacked out for some of it but when I was on his couch oh and I went back to judge the prettiest penis contest and you should definitely watch footage from that and that is all if you have a like Howard is worth getting serious for and i i don't i'm not saying that for any other reason like if you like my show howard's my and i know you might have preconceived notions about howard stern i jumped in as a fan like eight years ago so he's woke now like he's a feminist he's more honest than i am at times like he's just and he's one of the best interviews interviewers and he's only getting better so I recommend people checking him out and um

so anyway when I was on his show he asked me about my love life I told him I was on dancing with the stars that I had like kind of a showmance on there I and and then I said I like I admitted that I was kind of date I kind of dated one of the guys on there and you can google it if you want to know i just don't want to say this person's name anymore i don't want to like because they're now engaged and but they weren't engaged when i did this interview and i was kind of still mad about the rejection i felt from this guy that like didn't really want a relationship with me even though i wanted one and the truth is i he he said something howard said something I can't believe you

blank blank got to bang you and I go oh no he didn't we didn't have sex no and he was like really and I he goes what'd you do and I would never actually say that I would I would never get into detail like I don't kiss and tell in detail on like stuff like this where the person hasn't consented to it but like he kept asking me what I'd done I'd be like okay i blew him you know like if you really want to know i wasn't like state he got it out of me right so now whenever this person's name comes up they just go oh nikki glazer blew him and it's like it's so so his name came up yesterday because they were watching a show that he was on on sunday and they were like i guess making fun of him and they go nikki glazer blew him and uh and i was just i got these i just ignored it because i don't he has a fiance now and if i was his fiance and i

kept hearing about this girl like and he probably has put it out there like she's so annoying she won't stop talking about me even though he loves that i brought him up and starting because he's a big stern head but i have no animosity there anymore i'm not trying to like infiltrate i just don't want to make i don't want to make things awkward so anyway i came up in that way but mark paul gosselaar also uh texted me over the like a couple months ago i woke up to a text from him that said um ham hands bill once have you are you listening to uh the what the the whack pack wish list all the whack packers these weirdos that call into the show and are part of the show these characters one of them

is called ham hands bill and they asked him what his what he wanted for Christmas and Robin had to guess it was like this quiz they were doing and he was like did he want

blank blank or Nikki Glazer and she's like well Nikki Glazer well I know that this person this whack packer liked her and this because I've been around all these guys and then he

finally guess she is like she gets it wrong and they're like no it's ham hands bill and they cut to a clip of him saying that he and it's disgusting like he's like and i just i want to he's talked about how he wants to like finger me and go down on me and smell my panties it's like really viscerally disgusting but mark paul woke me up in the morning with that and i wouldn't have found out otherwise i mean eventually i think because i I listened to Stern, but getting a text from Zach Morris when I'm a 36 year old woman that is just like about like, I heard you on this and you were great. Like my life is so awesome.

You guys, I, it's not lost on me. And when I have moments like earlier today, when I'm looking around and there is a tin of dog food out on my balcony because it has mold on it. Cause I left it out for, I left it here for three months and it is filled with mold. It's a tin with like, you know, popcorn comes in like caramel and cheddar. Like in the Christmas time, there's a Santa Claus on it. I don't know what to do with it because I don't like throwing out things. So that's going to sit out there forever.

So although I am achieving a level of success that I never dreamed of, I still have dog food, rotting dog food on my balcony that will probably be there another month because I don't know what to do with it. So I don't, I don't know what my point is. I just felt like I was kind of bragging for a second. I wanted to bring it back down. I'm my counter is covered in Zevia cans. I have to take out the trash. There is, I spilled oatmeal, chocolate oatmeal on a stack of cords that I have to go through and individually wash each cord, which I'm not going to do. I'm just going to, I grab the globules, but all these cords have oatmeal on it. I'm a mess and it's okay. And I love it about myself. And I want you to know that.

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Hey, Andrew. Good afternoons. I was going to say good morning, and then I realized that actually our podcast comes out at night, so good night. Good night. Good night. No one ever says good night to start something. It's good morning, and then I realized that actually our podcast comes out at night. So good night. Good night. Good night. No one ever says good night to start something. It's good morning. Oh, yeah.

And then you say good night when you're leaving. Good night. But you never say good morning when you're leaving someone. And good morning. We should switch that. Let's switch it up. Yeah, maybe bad night. But that's what you say when you are leaving someone.

When you're starting a night. Bad night, here it here comes bad night but but yeah i need this the logic is so twisted on this i'm getting confused but yes i want in the in the morning i would like to say to someone when i'm saying goodbye at starbucks good morning and then i leave yes one time i was at starbucks and i said to the person have a good one even though the woman was like such a bitch to me, I remember this barista was like so aggressive to me. And in a way that like, I love aggressive baristas. Most of them have reason to be. I stand up for Starbucks employees more than anyone online in these forums. Like I hate people that treat people. I, over the weekend, I was at an airport in Miami. I had a nine hour layover or something. And I was at a Starbucks

in a section of the airport that was kind of dead, but then it all of a sudden picked up so much. And I was in line and there was one girl working both the register and making the drinks. And there was two people behind me and the line was getting longer and longer and it was taking forever. And the girl was just actually taking her time instead of being like rushed and frantic. And she wasn't doing it in a way that was rude. She was just like, you could tell she was freaking out. And the people behind me are going, oh, like making noises. And I just go, God, yeah, I know.

Doesn't it, wouldn't it suck to be her right now? And they go, well, a woman just came and stocked the, or I go, I go, they're clearly they're understaffed. And this is unexpected, this line. That's gotta be so hard for her. And they go, well, this woman just came by and stocked the fridge she should be back there making drinks and i go she probably would be if she was trained to do it i'm guessing she's probably not trained to work the register or the drinks so like that's not possible i'm sure like they would have her on that if they like obviously this is an issue and i was just very polite about it but

at the end of it the guy eventually this like this like very Trumpy guy, and I'm only saying that because he was wearing like American flag things and had a sunburned face and was white and loud and entitled. He was like, he finally goes, oh yeah, I mean, that would be, that would be terrible to be in her position. I was like, there we are. We got it to the place of like, I'm not going to get my drinking time to make it to my gate, even though I have an hour and this is too long to,

does, do you think this woman wants to be the only person working here? Think about that for a second before you get mad at people ever. Just think about their situation and how you probably could be in that too. So that being said, there was a barista that was rude to me once. And I literally go, have a good, have a good one. And I remember I tweeted, I said, like, I just had a rude barista and i literally go have a good have a good one and i remember i tweeted i said like i just had a rude barista and i said have a good one and i wasn't lying because i meant death bad night uh the uh say have a good one to someone and mean have a good death like say it in your head have a good death that's like very satisfying that that gets that

gets you away with being able to lie but not really lying you know i'm saying the thing about like when the guy's getting so upset it becomes a game of telephone where like when you're in line it becomes oh can you believe this and then the next person goes i know i can't believe it and they like bond over it and it's a way to bring community together and and then you going yeah i can't believe it takes away that whole momentum because by the end of the line there's someone going i can't get on yeah right yeah it breaks it up because you're right it's it's like you're right it goes down the line i have been a person i will say that's in a line to check bags to make it on a flight because like you can get to an airport, but you've got to check your bags

at least 45 minutes before takeoff time. There's a lot of weird rules. Sometimes you just go, that's not going to be possible. And you're looking at the people at the Delta counter. There's enough people to get this line taken care of, but they are dilly-dallying.

And then there's the people that are at the counter and are just moving at a snail's pace, looking for their license, waiting to get their license out until they get up to the counter it's a long line people get your licenses out in anticipation that everyone here doesn't want to be in this line like move quickly as someone who moves quickly i understand that it's easier for me to say that but i have been someone that just goes i never get mad at waiters though or or any

service industry because they don't want to be slow well we're very opposite in the way like you'll have the app ready to go like you know like you'll always be ready but then i don't like waiting but i also like to get somewhere early so i think that's where our disconnect is you like getting to stand-up shows early yeah stand-up shows or the airport i like to get to early because one because i don't take the time to go through clear and stuff. What I'm saying, though, is, like, I have more time. I'm more patient with it. You like to leave kind of at the last second usually.

No, not for the airport. You used to get mad at me. I understand that. There were a couple times where I did leave for the airport with due time because it wasn't like I was one of these people that gets there 15 minutes before. Like, it just so happened we got in terrible traffic that one time. That was really bad. Well, yes, I mean, that was the only show we ever missed insane but generally airport i have i learned from calling it close so many times that the stress you endure thinking you're gonna miss your flight is just not worth it

so just go four hours earlier and i it's just like it ages you when you and then when there are flight delays and like when you can have a flight delay or be on a tarmac and you've been on the tarmac for two hours and you hear the the guys say that we're going back to the gate and it's still it's canceled or something to be able to like have that moment and just go all right go with the flow is like some powerful shit and i've been there before of being able to just take life as it comes and not freak out. But it's really hard to do when you're being shuffled around like cattle. Traveling is a dehumanizing experience.

So people are just in a more agitated state. I get agitated at the airport with people that aren't aware. I slept good. I actually saw something last night that kept me up a little bit. So someone tell me. And by the way, that was a compliment to you. I know that came off. I'm saying that like I don't do the mild stuff.

I don't do the clear or what's the other thing called? Yeah, you're the guy that wouldn't walk across the street to put toppings on his burger to make it better. You would eat the burger there. So, yeah, you're not a member of Mileage there so yeah you're not a member of mileage clubs you're not a member of tsa pre you're not a member of uh you could be easily yeah yeah i get it you don't do that you don't download the apps i download the starbucks app and i order on starbucks app because i walk in the store and i just grab it i have to wait in line i don't have to get frustrated the person in front of me for not knowing what they want to order like it cuts and it makes my day efficient to go boom boom boom

and if i never have to wait um i never have to feel my feelings that's also thing i'm running from stillness where i might be in a waiting room and have to think about the guy i like that doesn't like me the job i'm nervous about coming up the fact that i got i'm not going to get much sleep this week like if i keep moving i never have to think or feel to protect you from your own thoughts yeah you always keep moving that's why i'm a workaholic that's why anyone is yeah and that's why you do last second things because if you decide to do that then yeah because i like my i never if you look at my schedule i am on i show up at it's one thing to the next there's no if there's any time in between it so that i can put on makeup for it or eat a quick lunch but that's why it blows my

mind when we get from the tarmac we're on there for two hours and they go well we got to go back to the airport you're like that's fine that's how life is like don't you think it's like kind of wild like that you're both sides to that i know i want to get more on that other side so what happened last night and i want to get more on your side um uh last night so tell me what you think about this because it happens to me a lot. I'll read on Instagram someone died or whatever, and they don't say – or someone's sick, and they don't say why they're sick or how they died. And all I want to know – Who was this?

I don't want to say the person, but they had a sick daughter. Okay. Right? Yeah. And they didn't – it's a celebrity. A younger person died, and they didn't release the cause of it. Well, so this this i'm sorry the baby was two years old it's sick it showed like its face like cut up for some reason

and you go oh please thank you so much for your prayers and then one person wrote like hey what happened i know you're in my prayers i'm just wondering what happened i know i'm curious like even more of a curiosity of course literally 50 people like it ain't it ain't stop being nosy piece of shit everyone wants to know it's they you get mad at what you are you know like it just there's never been an example of anyone getting mad at someone and it's not coming from the fact that that person is either scared to do what that person did and so they want to convince themselves that i shouldn't do that so i'm gonna get mad at it and it further reinforces the fact that i'm i'm smart not to do that thing which is ask about how the kid died yeah or they get mad because it's something they

hate about themselves so it's always that and like do you get curious though getting canceled i'm not scared of it because if i get canceled for something i said there will be so many people that deep down know they either laughed at the thing i said you know whatever it takes me down someday which i don't think i'm gonna get taken down because i'm a good person and my jokes have been done in irony and stuff the ones that would be you know questionable oh in march of 84 yeah yeah yeah like i love that you're like thinking of like three jokes in particular i mean they i do have jokes out there that i'm just like yikes and i'm not proud of them and i would genuinely offer an apology if people felt bad about them and i would explain that it to me that what like the

different time thing like but why do we get so curious to know why the person died or why the person said that's why you look at a car crash longer that is why i want to i look that's why you want to look at i like murder scene photos that's why i mean this is really taking a little bit of a detour but i want to talk about it at some point there is an amazing podcast that sam harris did called his podcast called making sense and he did an amazing podcast last year that i somehow missed i'm a huge like i love him it's called the biggest epidemic or the most dangerous epidemic and i think i just read that title and was like i don't want to hear about another fucking mega flu but what it was about was child sex images which is uh also known as child pornography although that

word should not be used because it makes it sound like it's like hot or something yes yeah so child sex abuse images it's also it's child sex abuse image it's called c-sab or something something they're called whatever whatever it's called but it's it's about the pan the the epidemic of that which if i can just give you some broad numbers there were like in 2007 there were like under i was i don't know these figures they're on the podcast but this is just to tell you there were like something like 700 000 reports of child uh child abuse sex images on the internet you remember 2007 the internet was fairly like everyone was using it everyone's on it myspace days you know um 700 000 reports of it um cut to present day and there's like seven 70 million i think it was like something like the numbers were that it's become

huge and the problem is is not just people watching it that are pedophiles um this is a staggering number that i just want to share with you. 5% of any general population consumes child sex abuse images online. That is any group of people, I'm guessing this are mainly men, but like it's 5% of the human race that consumes. I don't know if that's a US standard world,

but that's 5%, 3% to 5% is what they guess. And the weirdest thing is is that that's way more than how many pedophiles are out there. So people are viewing this stuff not because they're pedophiles, but because the internet has taken them so down these disgusting holes. And I'm not saying that I relate to these people, but let me just say this. I never thought I would be into watching fisting right in my porn ever and i this is not me sympathizing with people who trade this stuff this stuff is a plague and needs to be eradicated

and this podcast informs you and gives you all the like information you need to have and everyone needs to have this information please go listen to this but my point is is that when you the morbid curiosity the weird tunnels that these people can go down because there's pictures of the deaths people used to watch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. These things that people, these extreme videos people crave. And I, porn, I started out watching people have penetrative sex missionary style. Yeah, the gateway drug. And now I'm watching fisting and women in different chambers

tied up and just like The heroin of porn. Anal, like, just, they're all going to anal college. Like, I never even knew there were these universities.

There are things that I've learned in porn and places I've gone that I never would have predicted for myself. So what's happening with child sex abuse images is that people are

hunting them down and enjoying these things. And they're not even pedophiles. They're just people that have become desensitized to what, what could I see next? That's going to shock me. And that's, that's the end game of shock. I mean, that's the worst thing is, is child like child.

So this is a scourge is the word I was looking for and said, plague. This is a scourge is the word I was looking for. And so it's plague. This is a scourge on society. That is exactly what you're talking about of wanting to see or know the morbid details of something. And it's just a weird spectrum that many people follow down to a place where only pedophiles have gone before. And that's what the internet has given us. It's made us desensitized.

I also, yes. And I think that the, the no, for me, if it's someone that's like died that's my age you kind of for a while because of my fear of death i want to know why they died or how they died to then go i could wrap my head around that and go okay well i'm not gonna die oh i don't ever personalize it really i think i used to do that but now i just when people are old you just go oh i'd like to know but probably cancer but when they're young you're like overdose yeah car accident suicide

now the mass shooting murder suicide there's so many new options now to people our age killing themselves let's get to the news you heard it here first yeah you heard it here first ah you did you heard it here first there's no way you actually heard this story anywhere else if you think you read it somewhere you're lying to yourself anyhow i hope you're having fun out there in all the swells i really do mean that even that one bitch that left me 10 years ago named diane okay that would be crazy if you if you dated someone named diane no one's named diane 10 years ago that you were well not anymore because i killed her oh yeah that's true she is gone you can read about it in my blog okay we'll never find out how she died though because even though we really want to know

i can't that's very rude to ask if i how diane died how i killed her yeah well i strangled her i'll let you know wait what is this from i killed them all i killed them all and the burping and i killed them all i don't know but i love it oh my god the jinx oh that's what he does at the end you never saw it oh spoiler alert i mean like all over that was a spoiler but i mean in the middle yeah the middle middle middle spoiler you mean when kaiser soj is uh guinness paltrow's head is in the circle thing yeah circle thing no i didn't want to say box square no dude i the one of the meanest things i've ever did in my life or done did did done did it was tell someone who kaiser associate was right when they were starting usual suspects oh you did that yeah and that was

like what kind of an asshole am was i i like that guy that guy that does that i literally like that i respect thank you yeah i thought you would hate that guy so much i would hate you to do that to me but it sounds like this guy had it coming he did his name was was kevin okay so all right kevin yeah yeah was that your frat he was a ginger so uh let's not get into that right let's check out puddles dangerous podcast if you want to hear that that story a new study shows that mdma known as ecstasy or molly can bring relief paired with talk therapy to those with severe ptsd let's let's back up can bring what can bring relief okay when paired with talk therapy to those you did not put an f on that relief before i just want to say that and we can go back and listen to the tapes but i want you all

to skip back and did you hear an f at the beginning okay so mdma apparently i got an f for how i read that okay here we go so mdma can bring relief to ptsd ptsd ptsd we say ptsd like an um an italian ordering papadeli okay yeah the pepperoncini and the pts so yeah can i get a can i get a three more pts with a side adhd can i get some mdma with that oh wait no that you can't it's just being regulated for now can i get some bipolar dude i am so into this i wanted i i sent you this article i don't even know what it's about because i thought it was going to be about mushrooms but i am so into this i wanted i i sent you this article i don't even know what it's about because i thought it was going to be about mushrooms but i'm so into alternative medicine for ptsd and for different trauma whether it's you know whatever you went through in life like you're talking about this other night talk therapy it's kind of out y'all like the new therapy is just tripping your balls off and having someone help you through it You can get done in three

Sessions with like mushrooms And MDMA and LSD and Different therapies like this if it's Regulated right three sessions what Ten years could do to unwind what Some soldiers have been through that was like a stat That I read once but tell me more about Well the problem is is apparently

They have to dance with glow sticks for Six days okay that's well That's not bad six days with glow is apparently they have to dance with glow sticks for six days. Okay. Well, that's not bad. Six days with glow sticks. So you have to go to... Burning Man. Okay. Yeah.

I think Burning Man's canceled again. Good. Good riddance, Burning Man. Okay. No, but seriously, like 90 people took this study, did this study with the MDMA. Okay. I have a question though after this. Okay.

Symptoms compared with those who received therapy and inactive placebo. Okay. Two months after treatment, 67% of participants in the MDMA group no longer qualify for diagnosis of PTSD. Damn. So, okay. Compared with 32% of the placebo group. So what was the first number?

60%? 67%. 67%. That is huge. I mean, this is only a study with 90 people so like let's like i don't i these these studies i always kind of take with a grain of salt of like okay it's a study but this is that those are big numbers but that's what i was going to say because i know plenty of people that did a lot of molly you know in my early 20s and they were fried and i've done molly before and this is the thing what does that mean

they're fried because i recently met someone who seemed a little i will say not didn't have the like the biggest personality a little like yeah like just uh my friend referred to uh this person as that has the personality of a dial tone that they're just a dial tone and it was like it made so much sense and then we found out possibly that this person might have just done too much molly in the past and is that a thing well she doesn't have ptaft anymore i mean this she definitely didn't a dial tone does not have anything going on so we're not talking about massive doses of this that are going to leave you you zonk yeah but here's the thing like i sometimes i read these kind of studies and then i go well how did it affect me when i took Molly or ecstasy?

And I got to tell you, I was never sadder and more depressed for the next three days of my life. But maybe after that, maybe it does do something. But here's the thing. You haven't done yours. You don't know where you got it. You got it from some guy named Tad in a bathroom at a club in Palm Beach. But he had a stethoscope. That was a badass word for me to go for that was there was a lot of th's in that oh my god dude i went for it

now listen that made up for the fact that you didn't do the relief i already forgot about the fact that you said relief but you didn't say that the part of it i forgot about it already because of that um this is very interesting i did mushrooms recently and i find them very therapeutic and just like i don't do a lot of them i didn't want to trip hard but i am scared of that next day of feeling depleted and not feeling good or feeling like messing with my brain chemistry but i am already experimenting experimenting myself with these kind of different psycho therapies because dude i gotta i gotta do lsd i gotta do mushrooms i gotta do ayahuasca i gotta do i gotta do ecstasy i've never done it and i want to feel it i want to

dance i will love it so much i can't wait to do it and i was always scared to do it because holes in your brain but give me some holes in my brain make those holes right over the place where i got kind of rape kissed as a teenager put another hole over the time that a guy called me ugly like let's fix these let's put holes where i don't want to remember this trauma which is exactly what this shit is for next story and fill my holes please with anything except my asshole because you know that thing's bad uh tail okay some holes speaking of holes here's a story for you some holes are getting poked in an article put out recently about decreasing sperm and shrinking penises. Some holes are getting poked in this story?

Yeah, apparently. Although the research tried to not be biased, the studies used did not include men from all regions of the world. Scientists claim that although plastic chemicals can be harmful, there is no way to prove that fertility and shrinking penises are only caused by them. Right. Well, it's happening then. Yeah, so apparently yeah well yeah penises but well that's good because now they can fit inside plastic bottles that are going to be the like main source of they're going to be yeah any you can fuck anything now because you have smaller penises because plastic plastic is out of control and you've ever tried to piss in a gatorade bottle while you're driving on a long road trip.

That seems like your dick would fit nicely in a Gatorade top. It does. It does, but it's still. It's iffy. A Poland Springs, you're pushing your luck. Oh, my God. A Poland Springs. What about a Red Bull can?

You just slide it in the little. That would actually hurt. Five-hour energy? My dick can fit in there perfect, actually. I'll give you a blow job that's so toothy you'll think you're fucking a red bull can tight and toothy um no that's it'll give you wings yeah okay so penises are shrinking due to plastics listen and they're saying it's not plastics but that technically penis size is shrinking based on the regions they covered even if it is like boston i'm still worried about the guys penises in boston Also I'm not worried about them

Because sex toys make life Amazing and guys with small penises Can have women who are More pleased than men with big penises And I promise you that's true And also plastics are everywhere And we're ingesting them all the time We will only see later how

Fucking devastating all of these Rays coming off our phones and you know sugar and all the things we're ingesting all the time that we don't think of as like cigarette smoke and a little self-help for people out there look when i was a kid i chewed on pen caps i chewed on plastic cups and my dick is decent so for every kid out there that's listening think of what it could have been yeah oh my god if my God. If I didn't chew on every. And listen, the plastic is going to help the girl calm in the end because a lot of these dildos and stuff are made from plastic like materials. So whatever you dicked, plastic took away from your dick, it'll give back to you in other dicks.

Next story. By the way, dildos aren't as big as I thought they were. Yeah. I think men are very concerned. The dildo is going to be so big. It's like, no, they're not. Like the the other night i couldn't even get this one in me i was just like i had to literally go out to my box and open a new thing of lube because i was like this thing will not go and i needed it because the one that moves i got one that just is stationary and i have to move and

then i just start out with that one and that one's like a super plus tampon what's going on on that side of the house oh so much you don't even know i just gave you my pillow top mattress like i have this awesome pillow top mattress that like our mattress top that's just this down thing it's made from down so i already don't like it because animals but i got it before i was like very staunchly that and it makes me too hot it's so fluffy and wonderful but i just overheat and so i just gave it to andrew i'm so excited for you to have it you're it's luxury I mean I just don't know What the smells on that thing Are going to be

And that explains Why it's wet That's why I wanted to tell you You asked before Why is this damp And smells like Vaginal fluid And there you have it

Look your boy Your boy loves a water bed You know that Have you ever tried To fuck on a water bed No I just tried to jerk off on one And I drowned

That's hilarious Yeah it was bad We took a lot of time With those topics Let's get to Why do I care Why do I care Have you ever tried to fuck on a waterbed? No. I just tried to jerk off on one and I drowned. That's hilarious. Yeah, it was bad. We took a lot of time with those topics. Let's get to why do I care. Why do I care? Why do I care about the celebrity news story? All right, Daria.

Oh, that did sound like Daria. Okay, so. Okay, Quinn. A TikTok person breaks Raya rules and leaks a video of Ben Affleck asking why she unmatched him so they matched on raya the celebrity dating app and then she thought it was fake because i am on raya i've seen ben on there and like his profile seems like like he has pictures he googled ben affleck and then took google image search pictures it's like literally him walking out to his trash cans like with his ex-girlfriend no it, it's not that. But like it's – But that makes way more sense if she didn't think it was –

So she thought it was fake. And so she unmatched on Raya and then he found her on Instagram and sent her what – that video of him – can we play it really quick? I can play it here. Okay. So it says, thinking of the time I matched with Ben Affleck on Raya and thought it was a fake, so I unmatched him And he sent me A video on Instagram

Why did you unmatch me It's me Oh He is so hot in that I literally Got so Horny When I saw that

Sounded like he was Getting his role For Batman Oh I don't know what it is About him I'm really into him Yeah he's hot

Someone posted on I mean obviously But someone I'm into him Being like kind of Broken i mean obviously but someone i'm into him being like kind of broken now or not broken but like he was open about his breaking his sobriety he got that crazy back tattoo that i thought was very vulnerable i really like ben affleck and i know we'll never never end up together but i'm shooting my shot every chance i get and i talked about it on conan once i was on raya swiping and I go I'm just swiping or he was talking about Raya

and I go I'm just on there for Ben Affleck I'm just swiping for Benny boy and they put a gif up yesterday of me saying that and it was right before that it got announced they just randomly put it up. Here's the thing this girl this girl's just a regular girl if he's getting unmatched

on Raya then finding her on Instagram to then ask why you unmatched her you have a shot with ben affleck i'm here to say it right now i do yes no i don't yes you do no this girl this girl was nothing to nobody right i know but that that this is the thing i don't that that to me did not give me hope because i i thought about it believe me i read this whole story and i was a little bit annoyed because i haven't matched with him on raya he's seen me on raya there's no doubt i've seen him so many times so he's definitely seen me and he had to say no because we would have matched so that is the first reason i don't think i have a chance with him the second reason is that celebrity

guys do not want to date comedian women they are too they're too private I am someone who is, talk about who I date openly. It takes a cool ass motherfucker who is very okay with anything being said. And he's into, he's into like, I mean he dated Gwyneth Paltrow. He likes blondes. It's not like something like he's not physically wouldn't be into me.

But I just, I have to meet him in person. And then I probably will stand a chance but no he's going after models yeah i'm just thinking about like what kind of guy seems great gets unmatched she's hot looks up her name like you celebrities are just like me just like us you know because he was into her because he was he had looked at her profile he had probably already searched for her when he said yes to her and then she matched with him and then they mentioned he got so excited that he went to go talk to her or he looked her up then you know he got excited and then he went back to send her a message on raya and she was gone

so he already had her instagram i mean it makes sense i would do that okay but what about this girl going on that one guy what about this girl though going on tiktok and and showing this video i mean that's kind of rude i mean no. No, and now she can't get it. But like. No, no, no. I'm just saying like in general, like that's a private DM. I don't think there's anything wrong with that. It's so funny that you said that.

I don't think there's anything wrong with that. I think Ben should laugh about it and be like, yeah, I sent that. Like there's nothing wrong about these things that people get like admonished for. What's wrong about Ben Affleck being like, hey, girl, why did you unmatch me? It's me, Ben. Like. My only thing is it's private. What's wrong with that? It's me, Ben. My only thing is it's a private thing. I get it, but yes, she should have checked.

And I always do check with people when I share screenshots of conversations. I'm like, this is funny. Can I share this? I do check, except when it's my mom and I'm making fun of the fact that she thought my sister's name for her baby was a fake name and said, is that really her name?

So there are times where I breach that. But overall, yes, I do check. And I've talked about celebrities DMming me and stuff and broken their privacy i think it's something about like seeing the actual clip anytime there's video it beats uh right videos video makes things different i don't know why like the picture of julian edelman after he had sex after the super bowl the girl posted in bed with her when she just fucked him yes Brett Favre's penis that was like a little weird like weirdly colored he had some plastics okay now it's time for our newest segment called oh my god have you seen this

thank you Noah it's called this is oh my god have you seen this this is where we feature a video or some kind of internet phenomenon that you must know and i like i wanted to keep it like youtube videos because i think a very fun thing to do is bring out the computer when you're gathered with some friends and just be like let's pull up funny youtube videos or cool things that are impactful and these are just things i hope you've seen and i assume you've seen but if you haven't actually i don't assume you've seen, but if you haven't, actually, I don't assume you've seen this. But these are all, sorry, no one.

These are all just videos that I think everyone should see that are important. And I also want to ask our listeners to suggest different titles for this because I want to know what I must see and what I haven't seen. Submit videos, right like let's submit videos right yeah i submit videos by writing into the show the nikki glazer podcast at gmail.com or you can uh dm

the show uh nikki glazer pod on instagram i want um yeah i want to hear what we must see and and i'm talking videos like that are as good as like charlie bit my finger um uh the elizabeth got fingered like anything fingered um uh kimberly stewart uh falling on the red carpet when she started that motorcycle things like this that are like maybe you missed this but you need to see this nikki and andrew so this is the one for you this started yesterday i told you to watch silver springs all right i told you to listen to silver springs by fleetwood mac the live version because i wanted today to tell you the story of this song and also i want to talk about the youtube video of this exact performance i had you listen to by fleetwood

mac of silver Springs at their during their album recording I think it's called The Dance you can look it up on YouTube the video of it now this song got brought to my attention because one of our listeners one of our besties um

uh Alan Carroll one of our besties said after hearing you talk on the podcast about haunting an ex I want to recommend the song Silver Springs by Fleetwood Mac it's the ultimate fuck you song maybe you already know it absolutely about about haunting an ex and totally empowering made a little spicier because Stevie Nicks wrote it about a bandmate also don't let anyone tell you watching more videos is anything but normal and awesome. Thank you so much, Alan. Alan, I definitely revisited the song and that is what inspired this segment

because I loved this song when it first came into my field of vision in like 1998. And it was all because of that live recording that was done in 1997 of Fleetwood Mac getting back together. They were nominated for a bunch of Grammys for this album. The story of Silver Springs, though, is fascinating. Andrew, I read you the Rolling Stone piece

that captured all of it. I just want to paraphrase it for our listeners because I don't want to make people go read that whole article. Do you want to tell the story with me? Yeah. So Fleetwood Mac, she met Lindsey when they were kids. Stevie Nicks. Stevie Nicks met Lindsey.

Lindsey Buckingham is the person she wrote it about. He is the lead guitarist in Fleetwood Mac. They met at religious camp when they were young, and then after high school started dating. Yeah, I was doing word economy there, but not knowing their last names. So yeah, no. So then Lindsey was asked to be in

fleetwood mac he said i'm not going to be in there without uh my girl stevie who were they were already performing and writing together as a duo lindsey got asked by fleetwood mac to join fleetwood mac that was already a band lindsey said i'm not going without stevie stevie got brought on and their first uh self-titled album i think was, was... Rumors? No. No, Rumors was the second one. By the time they were writing Rumors, the band started breaking up. Lindsey and Stevie. Stevie broke up with Lindsey.

Lindsey was frustrated and started just dating other women and Stevie couldn't handle it, even though she started the breakup. Christy McVie and also the one, maybe Mick Fleetwood, maybe another, it was another bandmate also was breaking up. Rumors, that whole album is their breakup songs. the one mix, maybe Mickley, but maybe another, it was another bandmate also was breaking up rumors. That whole album is their breakup songs.

So Stevie next wrote the song silver Springs. It wasn't even going to be on the album because it was too long. They said, that's what the producer said back in the day. If it was over a certain amount of time, it's not on there. It was kind of a slower song. It didn't vinyl didn't allow for CDs to just be infinite, you know,

or, you know, now digitally you can just do However long you want but it was a certain number of space Yeah and Stevie Nicks really wanted It on there also because she gave Her mother the rights to the song Yeah so the song ended up not on there She gave her mother the rights to the song because she wanted her mom

She wanted to like pay it like Make her mom some money for like supporting her Career and like pay homage to her mom so she goes I'm gonna give my mom the creative or like the publishing rights so she'll make a ton of money off the song that i just wrote that is a fucking barn burner of a song and it was amazing song so then they go to make put this album together it doesn't fit on the album max mick fleetwood has to take stevie nicks out in the parking lot and say hey this song silver springs it's not gonna fit we can't do it and she is furious she said every evil thing she's ever said to him it was huge huge contention finally they find some

way to get this album on the b sides of a later release of this rumors out like it's it's just shoved on this like thing that only uber fans would ever even get and uh silver springs they played a couple times live in concert but it's never part of their repertoire cut to 1997 this is 20 years after uh fleetwood mac was making rumors they get back together or they all get back together since then stevie has written a ton about lindsey lindsey was writing about stevie they would always sing stuff to each other but it was this song was written silver springs is a town in Maryland that Stevie Nicks saw a sign for

when they were on the road once and was like, that sounds like a beautiful place that you just idealize. This sounds like a utopia where you would just want to live in Silver Springs. And the song Silver Springs is about what her relationship with Lindsey Buckingham could have been.

And it's supposed to just be this kind of fuck you to him. And so then they reunite For this live performance And that's what I want you guys to go watch Tonight in your homework Because it's fucking wild And if you tell this story to people

Before people watch this Because they already know the song This song was everywhere So it gets really good because they're both performing on stage Lindsey Buckingham is about to be He has has a girlfriend at this time stevie nicks is newly like a couple years sober single and they're both singing the song they perform together a bunch at this point but like this they're they're in burbank filming this live concert this reunion they get into silver springs that starts and as a great verses uh you know you could be my silver spring

blue blue green colors like i do i'm working on my stevie nicks impression so i will do a little bit here let me just look up the lyrics because i just want to get to the um best part silver springs any other tidbits for me is that like a song can get put out and no one can really like like this has happened before where songs get put out and then years later they become huge fucking hits and for some reason our culture was not ready for it the time wasn't right or one producer said it's too long people never like it this album is going to be more poppy that's more of a ballad like and then you i love songs that are b-sides that end up being your favorite songs well all too well from taylor swift you, I love songs that are B-sides that end up being your favorite songs. Well, All Too Well from Taylor Swift, you told me wasn't that big on her record. And now it's like everyone's favorite song.

It's weird. It wasn't a single. It's never been a single. It never will be a single. But it is the number one defining song of any Swifties life is All Too Well. And it's off red. And it was kind of like, not an afterthought, but it just wasn't a single. So singles are usually

The most popularly accepted But these other So Silver Springs So when she gets to the bridge Where she goes You know Time cast a spell I'm gonna do my CD

Yeah do it Time cast I'll do my Lindsay I'll play guitar Hold on I just have to listen to her For two seconds And then I can nail it

I promise you Hold on let me pull it up I had it. I promise you. Hold on. Let me pull it up. I had it pulled up. Whoa. Did that just pull up as I Googled it on my phone? Okay. Here it goes.

Time cast a spell on you. Okay. This is haunting. Time cast a spell on you, but you won't forget me. This part. This is the part I love so much. Okay. So they're singing next to each other, but they're not looking at each other.

Stevie Nicks is grabbing her hair, and now she's starting, that's her first time she looks at Lindsey Buckingham on stage. Now she's just facing him, saying, I'll follow you down till the sound of my voice will haunt you. Now he's looking at her.

I mean, isn't this powerful? What, am I just a fool. They're just locking eyes, you guys. This is better than a star is born. You'll never get away from the sound of a woman that loves you. I will follow you.

I just have to, I cannot believe my dream is to sing a song like this and look the man in the eyes that has hurt me and made me feel this pain while he is playing lead guitar and know that like we that i loved him in a way that he'll never find i just i know it's all a fantasy like he's probably just like oh my god just let her sing

this part and like get this out i it just there's something about this to me that is just the most powerful thing i've seen it is interesting when like you see acting like right they might have been doing this for a little theatrical uh vibe or whatever because apparently they played it before and they didn't mention that but when you have a backstory and there's a real backstory and there's real history there for some reason as humans i watched him and i go these people loved each other they fucked for a long time and and he was a piece of shit to her after maybe after she broke up and you could see it because there's there's so much i don't why is that why do we know that as people when people because you can hear it in her voice and that's why the song worked on radio and was like a hit again,

because this live performance, you there, there is something there in that room between them that is undeniable. And that is why I love, I love music so much because that is not always easy to capture with songs, but art people who are amazing singers can just take you to an emotion that and capture emotion like i some people someone could sing that song on american idol and it would give us no feels yeah but if someone was able to inject that like when i sing certain taylor swift songs and i'm

feeling that way they sound so much better than ones where i'm like not in the mood to sing them it's like this this is just powerful to me because noah was actually with me when i was doing noah remember when i got to perform on stage and sing karaoke with a live band to a taylor swift song yes and there was going to be a guy there who this the song to me represented in my life and still represents and he was going to be there and i go noah this is the best i told you and jen who were there i was like this is my dream is to sing a song about a guy and have him be in the room. I've done this so many times with comedy of like knowing I've dated so many comedians. I've dated so many guys in my band. Final thought here, being able to tell a man how much he has hurt you

through your art and something you're making money with is a fucking badass move. Here's my question to you, Andrew. As a guy who might be on the receiving end of this from an angry female artist of a woman, or a woman. I mean, I've been on the receiving end of a rap song about me that was so done in hatred of me because I broke up with him. So I've been on the receiving end but a lyric like that i want to i want to read you this lyric and if someone sang this to you um i'll follow you down till the sound of my voice will haunt you and they were locking eyes with you what give me just a chance like Like that. What do you,

like, to me, that's a little stalker. For me, I feel like. I'll follow you down until my voice will haunt you. I think people say

being ghosted is horrible. This kind of ghosted, where they don't stop talking to you. They talk in your head for the rest of your life. Yes. And I was saying yesterday

how like, thank God Stevie Nicks has a nice voice because if it's some of the girls that i fuck voices and i had to hear them every day i it would be very hard it'd be very difficult you do though this is this this is the thing yes you don't have to go see those people but there are girls that have posted things on instagram trying to get the same message to you. From a picture of them looking hot. Of like I will be on Instagram.

I will live my life. I will survive. You will have to watch me thrive. And it won't be with you. Everyone has this kind of. No matter if you end up finding the love of your life. There's a secret part of you. That wants to like rub it in these guys faces.

That have hurt you. At least for me. And when I was talking earlier about Howard Stern stern bringing up that guy who hurt me and like i actually hate that that guy is being haunted by my name because it makes me sound like i'm just this girl that's like oh my god i blew this guy and like he's probably like oh my god talk about something else like i'm more than just blowing that guy that's why it annoys me but do i love the fact that this guy who kind of thought i was just like an afterthought and kind of didn't really respect me as like a romantic partner or entertain the idea of it, even though I was led to believe that. Do I enjoy the fact that now he has to see a tweet where he's reminded that I blew him and that people were probably making fun of the fact of that on Howard Stern?

Yeah, i like it a lot it's a nice and it's not all it's it's it's by design if you hurt me i will i want to be famous so that people that have rejected me either you know popular girls or friends in high school i'm filling a hole of not being loved so if you really don't love me, but I wanted you to love me before, I'm coming for you. I want to be a reminder to you that you hurt me and I was better than you thought I was. Even though I'm not

because look at what I'm doing. I see you just going on his radio show going, I blew you twice and now you hear me on Howard. You never DM me back. And you're dating a girl that looks like me. Yeah, he's like, oh, God. Was I just a slut?

You'll never get away from my podcast where I don't even say your name. That turned really banjo-y yeah he does it I have to go get a covid test can I give a quick shout out to one person real quick at the end Meg she sent me look at

look at the writing she sent him a picture of an arm so her grandpa died and he wrote her a note before he died. And look how he spelled grandpa. Oh my God. He wrote her a note and he says it's the same way Andrew spelled it. During his poetry he wrote in Greece and Eos.

It says grandpa loves you. Grandpa loves you more than anything in the whole world. That is so sweet too. What a cute tattoo. Thank you for listening. Who is that? I wrote her unreal. What an idiot. Sorry about your loss. We got to go. And a cute tattoo. Thank you for listening. Who was that? I wrote her, Unreal, what an idiot.

Sorry about your loss. We got to go. And she goes, the last line, sorry. She goes, we can maybe give him a break because he's on his deathbed. Still an idiot. I go, your grandpa's a dumb man. Okay. I love that fan interaction.

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