The Nikki Glaser Podcast - #277 It's A Discussion w/ Anya Marina

Episode Date: October 11, 2022

There's something about being in Nikki's apartment that makes Andrew want to poop. Nikki shares her tricks for pooping more easily and Anya Marina confirms. They discuss Nick Kroll's new comedy special, why we are all mean to our moms and how they have conflict and resolution with a partner. Nikki plays a video she did for Kansas University. In the Top 1 Bottom 1 game the topic is: songs to make love to. -------- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com   More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG  More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Chris told me last night, Anya Marina's here as well as Andrew and Noah, of course. Noah and Anya are visiting us remotely. And Andrew, I wish was remote. Look, first of all, I took a poop. It wasn't on purpose. Can I just say, Andrew comes up to my apartment nine floors up. You have nine bathrooms. I have three. But regardless, he comes up literally seven minutes before we begin the podcast.

And every single time, he goes and he poops. It's not every time. It's almost every time. There is, I hear multiple flushes. So that's when I know it's a poop. No, it's just, I got so much piss. Fill it up. There is way more piss than you think.

I'm glad that bowl is like contains multitudes because I, when I pissed in the car. Yeah, it's like a poem. I'm glad that bowl contains multitudes because when I pissed in the car. Contains multitudes. Yeah, it's like a poem. But it's, yeah, he came up today and I go, are you going to poop? He had just gotten here. I'm like, you couldn't. If I know I'm going to some third location, I just try to. But I get where you go to places and suddenly you just have to poop.

You didn't know it before then. I did not know it. I had a burrito from Trader Joe's and I had a coffee. Performing gives you nerves. Wait, what's wrong with Trader Joe's? And you shit a lot before you perform. So I think this is a performance of sorts. And so it kind of gets that going. Because you have the same, it's the same energy before a show, I think.

It is. It's died down a lot. Especially, I mean, we do this so much i mean yeah but yeah no i've been known to shit before shows some i knew people that throw up before shows oh god josh allen he's a quarterback for the bills throws up before and he's like it's not anorexia it's just getting ready for the game well it's bulimia but yes yeahia yeah let me and Nikki tell you all about anorexia hey that is not anorexia

okay that is way different one more theory about Andrew's sphincter is it could be a compliment to you Nick

like I feel so relaxed around you that the minute I enter thanks Anya it's not I love the spin

great spin but i know that andrew's nerves are anxiety induced yeah so it's actually luigi ate it he's not here to eat it and my heart um yeah i just saw him go creep back in the bathroom like his old bathroom and i go what do you it was almost like when marion like goes back there i'm always like what are you going to do it's always to poop it's like dogs dogs and Andrew never go back into a back bathroom to do anything. Well, when I lived here, you had a rule that I couldn't shit in the middle bathroom. That was the rule. Yeah, because it was like, you know, it just wafts out into the kitchen a lot more.

That makes sense. So I go to the back corner. I went to the back corner. I didn't shit in the middle. I know, but it's just funny to me yeah i get it and i'm not i was laughing but i just was like are you pooping because it is funny you literally were in your apartment four minutes ago and you could have done it there you know what i've been doing already i have a one bathroom luckily i'm on the third floor there's two shitters on there i shit in the hallway when brenda's getting ready

in the morning i go i go and shit in the hallway so itna's getting ready in the morning. I go and shit in the hallway. And I don't mind it. It's a considerate move. Wait, we're supposed to applaud you for that? For not wanting to be in the bathroom while she's doing her makeup and shitting? Yeah. That seems like it's serving you. By going and shitting in the hallway into a public shitter when you live in...

Oh, in the hallway. Yeah, no, hallway, hallway. Oh, that's a great shitter. Believe me, I've hit that one up before i don't mind we are abnormal that we can even poop in public some people cannot even poop in public on you're a public pooper i could see you waiting i mean if you're a touring musician you have to so i've been i've been uh p and p for decades in public do you enjoy it though do you enjoy a public poop i love it i don't mind i don't know why i can fuck this place nikki was just talking about borders books the other day on our girls chat or somebody was and i was like borders

oh yeah i remember like a good bookstore bathroom poop is always uh welcome yeah there's something about books and like small things stuck together like cluttered together that induces pooping for me big time i also heard a trick that i want to share with everyone that really did work for me the other day i was on the toilet and um having a little bit of like oh i know there's more you know out there for me yeah in the world or in there yeah in there out there i know there's more in me to get out there yeah and i heard this thing on the always sunny podcast um it was just a clip that played but glenn howerton was sharing that when he is having struggles getting out things out yeah that he pictures a dog pooping and just a dog like kind of shaking and looking over its shoulder and like if he pictures it it

can help aid his own and i did it the other day and it's funny because on the podcast they were like what size dog and for some reason he was like like a medium-sized dog and that really helped me because i would be like what kind of dog and for some reason a i don't own a medium-sized dog and that really helped me because i would be like what kind of dog and for some reason a i don't own a medium-sized dog so it's more like a dog that i don't have and i just picture it like looking at me and shaking and pooping and it kind of helped and also another trick that really does work if you this is one if like i'm so sorry for the poop chat at the top of the show but um we'll move on to um more poop yeah we'll move on to period blood soon it's uh if if you have one that's just on the precipice this isn't like i think i have more in me this is like you know you do and it's just not you're either exhausted you sit up straight like a straight 90 degree

angle and then you move back and forth at your hip joint like a lever like this you move back and forth um going to like that works you told me this years ago gently like eases it out and it really does work crank of the sorts of your own body it's like or you ever put your feet up on the selenium husk from whole foods like taylor did the other day um yeah squatty potty i mean that's kind of like the it works do you guys have squatty potties? I do, but sometimes I'm even too lazy to do it. Isn't that crazy? It's right there, though.

I know, crazy lazy. But just put your feet on it. It's this. I know. Yeah, I just put my feet right up on the seat. I use a trash can. Oh, I've done that before. Yeah. If you're out there, people need to get squatty potties.

They're great. Although, Is there something bad about them? The only bad thing about it is, I was doing the Graham Bensinger show, which you can watch on YouTube now. It covers my whole vocal cord surgery thing, and you can check it out.

He was over here for, to interview me, and we're friends. It's in the thing, but we went on a date before like i'm i know this guy he was over and i was getting my hair and makeup done in my bathroom and he came in to like discuss uh the interview just like talk to me about it that's how he kind of talks and he walked and he was like oh squatty potty so do you like that i'm like now you know like you are picturing me shitting like there's just no way you're not so like there's something for some reason it's the same as like buying toilet paper everyone knows Do you like that? I'm like, now you know. You are picturing me shitting. There's just no way you're not.

So there's just something. For some reason, it's the same as buying toilet paper. Everyone knows what you're going to do with that. But you might, as a girl with toilet paper, you can go, I'm just using it to wipe my pee. And then as a guy, I'm thinking, this girl takes some mean shits. Because she needs the squatty potty to support. That's what goes in my head. But mine's made out of like a wood so it's not like that harsh plastic that collects dust and like you can kind of see shit stains on it or

like piss stains like some people's squatty potties are so gross it is a it's a why are toilets beautiful yeah it's it looks nice and it but it's everyone knows what it's for my toilet is what'd you say my toilet is mahogany yeah that's what i'm thinking why not like you know you don't see the shit stains i don't mind a padded toilet seat you know like grandma she's a padded toilet seat that feels good i don't mind if a toilet i don't love a hot toilet seat but i don't like hate it but a hot padded seat like after grandma took it down it's a lot yeah and it starts to crack and then you're like it starts to look like grandma's ass the weirdest thing is when you get a um a heated toilet seat at like a nice

a rich friend's house or something and it feels so it feels like someone was just sitting there because we're so not used to it rich people just go oh it's a toilet but like anyone who's like not rich goes who was was a a fat ghost just on this yeah if it's hot there's sweat on it that's the poor man's heated seat i mean i wipe down if i see any kind of residue and then i sit my bare ass on it even if there was just pee spittle from a stranger i will still wipe it down with a dry thing and then sit upon it because what is the fucking difference you want to know how lazy i am sometimes you will not sit on the p i'll sit on my own p oh like so i'll pee and then sometimes a poop will appear because maybe i'm cranking i don't know but then i'll pee a little on the seat and i'll go that's my piss and then you'll pull up your pants and go about your day yeah yeah yeah hell yeah hell yeah

i mean i got a little pee on my hand the other day and i didn't wash my hands i was just like it's fine i've been drinking a lot of water it's mostly water you've done the fake before we've talked about this oh yeah where you just rub your hands yeah you just go like this oh yeah and then you look around why do we even do the fake i mean think we all wash our hands too much. I think it's too much. I don't get sick because I'm constantly absorbing my own ass germs all the time. Anya, you ever fake wash your hands? Yeah, I've started doing that since hearing Nikki's theory on it. But are you guys crazy about hand sanitizer and washing your hands?

No, not at all. I wish your theory was true, though, about being sick. Because I have been exposed to so many germs and so many illnesses, and my lungs are still shit. You're a pretty clean person, honey. No, but I've had so many colds. You're very, like, spraying down counters and hand sanitizer. No, I don't spray down. No?

I do not use hand sanitizer. And how do you keep everything so clean? You're so clean. I'm not. But I've had so many colds. It doesn't do anything for my immunity whatsoever. I never even had a flu shot until three years ago. So did you just start getting sick more?

No, my parents smoked and I was diagnosed with a smoker's cough when I was eight. And I had strep throat multiple times and was probably over-prescribed antibiotics. So I think it messed up my gut and lungs. Didn't your parents smoke, Nick? Yeah, and I had chronic sinus infections my entire life, but I never was treated for them. It was always just like waited out and my dad would go,

is it yellow? Is it yellow? If it's yellow, it's a sinus infection. Is it yellow? Is it green? And I would be like, it's always yellow. It never goes away. I have a crease on my nose from always going.

They call me picky Nikki at school because I'm always picking boogers because it was horrible. I had bags under my eyes constantly. It's like I was just. And then it was all from smoking. It's so insane. What were they thinking? They got lied to. I mean, every movie

had someone smoking a cigarette. There were literally things where doctors said, it's healthy. I know, but when I smoke, I start hacking up gunk. I'm coughing throughout the night. I'm coughing throughout the day.

What? No matter what a doctor's telling you, how do you think that is? You can't catch your breath as much? You gotta know that it's poison how could it not be i mean james dean did it for so long too man nick kroll's special is really funny i just watched it and he's talking about when he smoked he just felt so cool did you watch it on you i loved his impression of that guy jake a guy's caressing

he's just like it's andrew jake is just like hey i'm just like you know i'm not an asshole i'm just shy you know like that's just character jake that he felt like and he was always like and my real personality is like i like you and then jake would just be like you know like listen i couldn't make it to your mom's funeral because i got tickets to incubus. Like Jake is just this cool guy that can get away with anything. That was my favorite joke. There were so many good ones. I really loved his special a lot. Chris and I laughed so much the other night.

We've been watching a lot of comedy specials. It's been good to absorb more comedy lately, but his was really good. And I, you know, I'm not like, I wasn't really aware of his standup that much, but did you like any other bits from it on the whole bit about his mom and like you gotta play a cooler mom's like oh my god why are we all so mean to our moms if you guys think that you're not mean to your mom here's my impression of all of you fuckers when your mom calls and then he

just looks at his phone he's like fuck and then he was like why are we mean to our moms my favorite was when he goes like i'm an adult man and my mom will be like and they were so nice to our dads like my dad will be like i can't make it to the game tonight you know i gotta play cards with my friends or something and it's like okay daddy it's okay daddy thank you for even trying daddy daddy and then like to our moms our mom's like oh i like that jacket on you're like i wonder what it is i wonder his dad was a big businessman he's probably gone a lot it's everyone though like our dads just get away with so much, and mom's like... I am so mean to my mom. It's embarrassing to be around

my parents in front of my boyfriend, because my boyfriend... When we were in Denver to go see Wilco, I flew my parents out, and then we met them, me and Chris. It was the first time I spent solid time with Chris and my parents over 40 hours.

Like, you know, we had our own hotel rooms and stuff, but my mom stayed with Chris and I stayed with my dad. But, um, God, that's literally a full time job.

Yeah. So they, we went to Columbine together, you know, all the stops. And it was my third time going to Columbine in one year. Let's just put that out there. And,

uh, it was magical. My mom loved it so much. There were many ground groundhogs we almost got struck by lightning it was awesome um but there was a moment where like i was just like snapping at them and just like you know i got them a hotel room and my dad made some mention of like you know chris asked where they went to dinner the night before they picked us up from the airport and they were there in denver a couple days and i got them the hotel room i got them their flights like it was my gift for their 40th anniversary and i just got them this hotel room that i like to stay at this

hotel in like the denver tech center which is not like it's you know it's 15 minutes from anywhere you want to fucking go in denver but it's not in like a cool area so i got them a car so they wouldn't have to deal with uber like i paid for all of this stuff knowing that they would be like no it's not in the best area but i like i knew this hotel is nice and um i get in and chris goes where'd you go to dinner last night and he goes well we're out in this denver tech center there's nothing out there so we had to and i go what are you talking about that's why i got you a car i'm just like and then it was just rage time and then them trying to navigate the system and i was just snapping and by the way this was when i was in silence so i'm snapping with the talk the voice like this well dad i did get you that denver tech center hotel

but i got you a rental car because i knew you would complain about this so it was just like and then it's so funny because i'm thinking back on this this so it was just like and then it's so funny because i'm thinking back on this i'm like clearly i was talking then there's no way i could have really been that obnoxious and that text but i was because i went in to go get starbucks because we ordered one on the way to columbine and i went in to go run and get my dad and i coffee and chris was like i'll come with you and he came in with me and i'm like i'm sorry and he was like hey it's totally fine i get it he's like just want you to know like it's a different side of you that i'm not used to seeing and you just have to know that i know you

and i know your family and i know that you don't act like this normally and there's you have a very short fuse with them very short and i And I get it. It's family. It's different. But just know that it's different. And you're not being as lenient with them as you are with other people. And it's maybe not fair to them. And it was just a very nice talk to be like. And you were like, fuck you.

I was like, fuck you. Let's go to Columbine for the third time. Did you know that Eric was a psychopath and Dylan was just suicidal? Let's go. The school is in session, but I think we can get in the gym if we play our cards right. So it was nice to hear that because he was just like,

it's nice when someone who loves you is you're not, it'd be different if I was short with him and he would be like, you're being rude right now. But just him on behalf of my parents, it was a nice reminder to like, I need to chill out.

But it just, it's so hard not to and they're gonna be around not that long. Why am I so mean? I mean, yeah, I did. Maybe because our moms house us in their bodies and oftentimes breastfeed us. So we're just like, we have to get a little healthy distance.

We've been so close to you. Isabel Hagen, this comedian I watch a lot on Instagram. I love her. She has this joke where she was like, my mom breastfed me. And my mom told me the other day, you know, I breastfed you until you were three. And she was like, yeah, mom, I remember. She's really good. You should check her out.

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All right, we're back. Are you mean to your parents, Anya? Do you have short fuse with them? I mean, I feel like we're all like this. I definitely related to that thing about nick girl going so my mom will be like so i'm sending you an email about the best art deco movements in la or whatever now he's like mom you know that's not my favorite movement i'll get short i'll get short if she like if I feel like I'm being told shorter

if I get told if I'm shortest I get really small like tiny if I if she tells me kind of like like what to do like if I feel like it's I don't know there's times where my mom

where it's like because I grew up and she didn't do anything because she was an alcoholic and now it's i don't know there's times where my mom where it's like because i grew up and she didn't do anything because she was an alcoholic and now it's great like she doesn't drink but like and she has great wisdom because she went through things like that yeah but i still know her as what her actions were so if she tells me like what my actions should be i get defensive really like yeah well you should have checked on me you should have left your bedroom during my childhood i know i mean the house is too big i had to shit so far away from her i think i think she was happy about that that's hard yeah shitting that far away from your mother but i and then my dad i think like he he never really tries to give me life advice you know really yeah so but it's impressive but he worked so hard because he was a physician he

worked 80 to 100 hours. So whenever he does give me advice, I'm like, he knows what he's talking. I think that's where it might come from because you're like, you get defensive with your mom because you don't see her work like what you would consider like work. You know what I mean? Yeah. Maybe that's something to do with it.

I get mad at my mom when she, I can sense that she's worried what other people think about me. And because I know that I also have those fears, but I'm constantly fighting them. So when my mom takes on them for me too, of like, Nick, you don't need to say that. Or like, how about, you know,

are you really gonna wear that on there? Like these things of like, and I always just go, yeah, what's gonna happen? What, and also I've had a 20 year career and it's kind of worked out for me and i do you think maybe i'm good at making people don't want to see that nick they don't want to see you sing a song they don't want to see people don't want to and i just go yeah sometimes i get it wrong sometimes i don't but i i think overall i kind of know what i'm doing do you want to be my manager mom do you want to Lynn Spears me like it's she just and she's only just trying to do her best and like help I can only imagine being a mother and every she just goes everything I say you you just can't

take it you can't I don't even want to talk to you anymore you know what I'm not even going to talk anymore and then it's just that kind of like then it's i hate that threat of like well then i'm not gonna say anything it's like i have a little bit of a theory that i want to run by you so in the last in the last segment when you were talking about uh chris pulling you over to the side and having a talk with you and just like rationally explaining the situation and all that it sounded like a very dad conversation to me. And when I, like right now, when you're talking about Julie, when I look at the relationship I have with my parents,

it's always my dad that is the calm and rational and the one who explains stuff. And my mom was always like the explosive emotional. So I wonder if that's why we're so mean to our moms. And it's just us like giving them back what they give us. Yeah, I think that could be. I will say though that my dad, I often want to play mediator for their things.

I don't know if anyone relates to this, but you watch your parents get into the same arguments they've been getting into for 40 years in front of you. Like the same things. Like the other night, my dad, I guess my mom cooked enchiladas, and my dad made some comment like,

be nice if we had enchilada sauce. She goes, EJ, I hand-roasted tomatoes to make this salsa. She worked all day on this meal, and my dad's only comment was that it would be nice with enchilada sauce. And it just, that ticked me off so much. That would tick me off a lot. That she didn't have that sauce. Yeah, what an idiot.

My dad has beads, god damn it, Julie. The sauce is right there. Yeah, it's right. He could just, it's from a can, Julie. I'm sorry. And then my dad's defense is always, I'm sorry. I just like it with sauce. Am I supposed to lie and say I like it when I don't?

It's just like, I think you can find something about it that you like and maybe say, you know, and next time, you know what? Why don't you go buy a can of enchilada sauce so that you have it next time she makes enchiladas? And then my mom goes right to, I'm never making a meal for you again. That's it. I'm done. And I have been hearing that threat for 35 years. so it feels like an empty threat a little bit it's never gonna and she goes i'm serious this time i'm serious i'm not you're on your own i'm not

doing it anymore you're not doing it and it is i get her point i want her to do that i want her to go i i will not make you meals anymore but i but it's an empty threat because i know she will i would love my mom to put down her foot because it is rude he never he's i wonder why can't you say thank you he goes i did say thank you but and i go thank yous don't have a butt and sorrys don't have a butt and i was like typing like sorrys don't have a butt yeah and i got it from you dad i didn't get it from you i didn't get what i wanted from you and yeah i said thank you i'm sorry but i just like it with i like it's i've heard this my whole life i'm my mom will go you know what fuck you fuck this i made a goddamn soup i you know what if you don't like it don't

eat it make whatever you fucking want and then my dad will go like i'm sorry what was i supposed to say she's like what about thank you and he's like but i like my soup warm i like, I'm sorry, what was I supposed to say? And she's like, what about thank you? And he's like, but I like my soup warm. I like it hot. It's not hot. What am I supposed to lie? And so it's just like this. And I just am like, what? Can't you both see the past?

Like, it's so clear for me. It's like, dad is unappreciative. So then mom goes into feeling sad about not being appreciated. And then she lashes out with, fuck you. And then my dad is offended by her saying, fuck you. leans more into you're crazy and then my mom hears crazy and then she goes into fuck you it's like it's someone needs to break the cycle and i just but will it ever break i don't know they also like love each they also enjoy each other's company more than anyone they probably love that fight there's a way and it happens so much they don't realize

don't call it a fight andrew how fucking dare you call it a fight i grew up my whole life saying stop fighting stop fighting and then it would all go to me and go we are not fighting you say that all the time and i said it with my voice the other night i'm like if you guys would please stop getting into this same fight over the last and they were like you and you calling this a fight and i'm like and they always go it's a it was my first joke i ever wrote was probably in fourth grade i remember they said it's because it was always happened we would go anal it's great yeah well that i guess that was third grade but fourth grade sitting on this banister is great fourth grade my first like joke i remember was my parents like i just remember them going it's not a fight it's a discussion and i'm like well when we have a

discussion about the book a tree grows in brooklyn um my teacher doesn't throw a chair across the room and say fuck you guys and then run out of the room so that like i was comparing it to like a discussion is like a book discussion like you know like oh we're discussing this it's not like fuck you and slamming a door that to me is a fight it's like and i feel gaslit as a child if your kids think you're fighting you're fighting because guess what it's not up to you to determine what a fight is if they feel like if there's a fight going on, their feelings are being invalidated by you saying, no, we're just having a discussion. I love my parents so much,

and I just want to say, Mom, if you're listening and going, everyone's going to think we are just the worst people. Every family is like this. You're not alone. My dad and mom for five years fought. It was beyond fighting. It was it was oh really it was bad

like i would go to my room because i was the only place i felt i really was i would like kill things in there that's what made they that's what made him a murderer you lucked out i know i got in the stand-up that's what they tried to like blame it i would have been so much more famous if i just killed a few people that's the i just want to say the whole Dahmer show, he's just like, I'm a failure. I'm not going to amount to anything. I'm never going to be anything. And I'm like, Jeff, you have no idea how much entertainment

you are going to bring to millions of people in 40 years. He's like the Van Gogh of murderers. It's like the most popular Netflix show that has ever been. Just stay alive, Jeff. You'll see it. He could have stayed alive. He got beaten to death by a guy in prison when they were cleaning toilets in 1990. It was a discussion.

Spoiler. We were having a discussion. They were having a discussion. Oh, yeah. Sorry to spoil. But my dad would yell. It was beyond yelling. The loudest fighting you could ever hear.

Did you have neighbors or were you so rich that you had like a big yard? My dad just got rich enough so he could yell at my mom in peace. Yeah. No one would call the cops. So my dad, I just remember he would always yell and I'd go, why are you yelling? He says, I'm not yelling. And then finally I raised my voice to him. And it was like later in life too.

It was way past a divorce and everything. And he goes, whoa, whoa, why are you yelling? and i'm like this is what you've sounded like yes whole life and i've never once gone up to here i've never once yelled like this oh my god in my life i mean sometimes you know it's just like this it yeah i wonder like i'm not a person who gets really upset if someone interprets what i'm doing differently than what i think i'm doing because i trust that like i mean i'm not saying i'm perfect in that way of like i think we've gotten into things where you're like your tone and i'm like what tone but that tone i i do even when i'm saying what tone i know what tone i'm aware that

there's something going on and regardless of if I know about it, you're interpreting it that way and your feelings are valid. So there needs to be something addressed about it. But I'm also sensitive to it because of all that shit. Sure. But we're all bringing, but it doesn't matter. I feel like sometimes in a relationship I was in once,

I would say, you're mad at me. And he was just like, I can't, and then you got angry and was just like, I can't, and then you got angry and he's like, I cannot stand you saying I was angry or mad.

I was bummed out. I was disappointed, but do not say I was mad or angry. And I'm like, what is the difference? But that was the biggest, that was a big hang up for us was like defining what his anger was.

And to him, anger was like, looked like something different. And when I said it, it made him feel, do you relate to that? Anya, do you hate being misunderstood? Men don't want to be perceived as angry because it's like right next door to abusive.

So they're like, I'm not mad. See, I just had to be angry. Say it again, Anya. Say it again. I've had this conversation too. Someone I'm talking to is incredibly stressed out, freaked out about the future. And then I'll say, I'm listening to you

and it sounds like you're very distressed. And I get that. And it's a guy and he's like, I'm not distressed. I'm freaking out. I'm frustrated. The future is nigh and it's going to be hell. And I'm like, you're distressed. is nigh and it's gonna be hell and I'm like you're distressed

what is so wrong with saying distressed I guess it sounds like a certain femme fatale maybe weakness or something yeah weakness

or like also anger means you're out of control and men don't like to be out of control but I think you want to drive you want to steer

and like maybe that's it well I think I wish there was a man here I would feel like, yeah, look, I'll call my dad. I'll keep it short.

Shorter. Little, tiny boy. Shortest. Ham drip. So as a man. No, but tell me, what were you about to say? Never mind.

No, no, no, no. No, like, if you tell someone that they're angry, it's so hard to defend that without sounding angry. So then you just, you feel defenseless at that moment in a way. And I think that's why certain guys like, that is why if you're like, oh, you're just, why are you in a bad mood? Why are you angry?

And it's like, I'm not in a bad mood. And then you're like, well, I think you're in a bad mood. And then it's going to, there's no way to defend that. And I think it like backs up into a corner. And then you don't want to be nice because you've already told that you're like well i think you're in a bad mood and then it's gonna there's no way to defend that and i think it like backs up into a corner and then you don't want to be nice because you're already told that you're shitty does that make sense i the other night had a very like i want you i think it's exactly what you're saying the other night i felt like chris was annoyed at i thought i just wasn't getting the attention and affection and like i felt like chris was upset with me yeah and but i had no the only evidence i had was the humidity in the area and like you know when you're with someone long enough you know

and and he's really great in the sense that he will admit like he won't be like no there was nothing wrong like he'll be like yeah like the way my eyelashes were like i can just sense like i could even close my eyes and sense if he's mad at me there's just like a heat from his body that comes off it's very subtle but i just can sense it and i was like there's something off and we were at a concert and i just said to him i go are you annoyed with me because i just felt like i was just like annoying him but it turns out he felt bad that he brought me to this concert that i wasn't having a good time at because i was on my headphones even though i just i'm a lot and i was like i thought

about not going on my headphones but then i was like you were he was on his phone trying to work out cardinals tickets games and so i was like i couldn't talk to him because he was on this like this live conversation yeah i didn't want to listen to reverend horton heat it wasn't my jam and so i put in my headphones and i remember being like, should I not put in my headphones so he doesn't think I'm like tapping out? But I was like, but if we were doing good right now

and I felt comfortable, I would put in my headphones. I'm not going to like do anything to be, I just want to be myself. So I put in my headphones and then, so I said,

are you annoyed at me? And he goes, no. And then that was the end of it. And so my point was, if you're not annoyed with someone you go no what do you mean why do you think that and then like if i asked you like did you murder that girl what year fourth floor you know the one that happened yesterday you would

go oh my god no i didn't why would you even think that of me but if you didn't murder and you wanted to you just go no you know like it's when i got caught shoplifting i was like i didn't but if i wouldn't have i would be like relaxed and be like no oh my god sorry the beeper went off and my clothes it's like he was annoyed at me and i knew it but he didn't want to talk about it's loud so cut to you know we got through it the tension broke because we ended up having fun with the toadies. And it was just like something happened where the energy stopped. But I couldn't get over the fact that like there was this weird thing. And he didn't do what I wanted him to do in that moment, which is like, babe, why do you think I'm annoyed?

And like hold my hand. And so last night I brought it up to him. And I'm like, I realize it was not the best way to approach that. I should have said, I'm sensing like you're annoyed with me, which is probably not the case. Is that true? As opposed to like, I just don't know how,

because when you do get accused of, are you annoyed at me? That makes someone annoyed at you. Of course. If there's one way, now I am. You know, like how do you,

wait, you had a really good one on you. You saw a therapist recently and they had a great little line that I loved that I wanted to share. that's when you're in a conflict uh they told me you say like i know so before i start i just want you to know i'm not trying to and then fill in the blank with whatever their triggers are so if you're triggered by someone abandoning you or whatever so hey i just want you to know i'm not saying this to make you feel abandoned or anything. Or criticized, whatever it is.

And then do you believe that? You ask, do you believe that? Yes. And then if they say yes, and you're like, okay, having said that, I'm feeling like I really want to abandon you. Do you believe that? You know, because people always go, I'm not racist, but, and it's like, if they were to ask, I'm not racist, do you believe that? Before I continued the sentence. They wouldn't get through the rest of the sentence because no one believes you because a lot of times you preempt something with the opposite of what you actually

are doing and the person knows that and you don't give them the leeway you're giving yourself the leeway to like i'm not trying to be like a bitch here yeah but like you need to and it's like well what what if you checked in right up i'm not trying to be a bitch do you believe that and just because you give the preemptive like the disclaimer that doesn't mean you're not an asshole like no plenty of assholes are like hey i don't mean to be an asshole but here comes a real asshole thing maybe i'm doing a wrong example it's kind of like hey i don't want to make you feel on the spot. I'm not judging you. I want you to know that.

Do you believe me? Okay. Having said that, you're like rolling your eyes or what I perceived was you rolling your eyes just at me right now made me feel really bad and rejected. And I don't know what to do with these feelings. What do you think about that? That's good.

You know what's hard with stuff like that i feel like it's good sometimes it's like if if if you're going hey are you annoyed with me right like let's say and then he goes uh i feel like if he goes no i'm not like you sometimes i feel like you can't win in a situation because then if you go no i'm not annoyed at all it's like yeah you are annoyed or like like, you can't. I agree. Sometimes I feel like when I've been, I'll be asked by Brenna, I'll be like, are we good right now? I'm like, yeah, of course we're good. But it's like, if I go over the top, then I'm almost like, I'm only doing it because

you're asking me and it's not authentic. You know what I mean? So sometimes I feel like stuck in like a decision. I think that she would want you to go over the top because she needs reassurance so whether or not you want to i have trouble doing that why is that because you don't like giving people things that they you think that you're already giving them that they don't think yes yeah you're like well that's it she's accusing you of something that you aren't doing but the sake is the thing is it's the fighting thing again it's the yelling again it doesn't matter what you are think you're doing she's perceiving in a different way and you have

to honor that i do have to honor it well i have trouble doing that i and i i get really frustrated with myself well i told chris last night i was like when i'm saying are you annoyed at me that's my way of being like will you hold my hand and just let me know that we're okay that and that's why he goes you could help me too by holding my hand i'm like but i'm so scared too what if you don't hold it back or something and he's like did i ever do that i'm like i don't think so i'm just like scared of these make believe rejections and i go but if i ever do hold your hand and you reject it i am leaving and it doesn't mean we're over but i will get an uber home and i will i will leave immediately and just know that and he's like okay okay damn good to know even during the toadies man fucking i would leave during the toadies i don't even care if they're halfway through rubberneck talk that's such a good

communication it was so good read your mind i love pat allen's tip in her book about dealing with um men because she says men appeal you want to appeal to their logic. So what you do is you think of what are the signals that are giving you this impression that they are mad at you? So, okay, his arms are crossed. He's not speaking to me. He's huffing and puffing. And then what you do in order to not escalate is you sort of lay out the evidence like, um i'm noticing by your body language it appears that you seem upset and then you say let me know if let me know when you're let me know when you're available to talk about that or yeah or like let me or you can say like are you or and if you are do you want to talk about it and then let them pick a time but i know it works so well noah you have a lot to say

about this i'm sure you're very good at this stuff any sweeping thoughts before we move on i well okay i think in a relationship from what i'm starting to notice even in my own there's a person who likes to address whatever the situation is like right there in the moment and just like really peel it up and just really talk about it. And then there's the other person who just needs some space from it and wants to run away and for the situation to go away and disappear. Yes. So Avi is the one who likes to talk. I am the one who just likes to walk out and just forget about it and all of it originates from how we handled um disagreements or discussions um in our in our home life so in my home life we would all argue

we would get yelled at and then we just like everyone goes into their own space in the house slams the door and then we just never talk about it and that's and that's what i've brought to my relationship which is so unhealthy so um the the talk that you just had with chris is talks that i usually have with avi like if if i get really mad at something i know that i can't i shouldn't talk about it right then and there. I need some space. And he wants to really talk about it. So I just had to explain to him, you have to give me at least 15 minutes from the point where there's some kind of turbulence to just calm down

because we're not gonna have a good conversation. Even though I know that you need one, I promise I will give you that conversation and not ignore you like I used to do. But you have to give me that break and that's really worked for us. Yeah, I like that. That's really good.

Well, you know what you're doing is promising a resolution at some point. Yeah. Whereas I think a lot of times when people go and they go do the silent treatment or they go off on their own, the other person is left being like, this is the end and I don't know when this,

I need to know the running time of the movie. I need to know when I'm going to get out of this, when this is going. 24, like a countdown. I need to know, like I need to know when, you know, if we're going on a road trip,

I need to know the exact amount of minutes. I like to know the plan. So I think that I'm someone who, everyone knows I move fast. I talk fast. I can switch emotions like that. Like I can go from being like, life sucks to being like,

and then cry. And I go, oh good. Okay, let let's go to the zoo like i can like on a fucking dime and the second that i feel like even last night after our talk what just happened there yeah yeah and chris is like getting very getting you know at this point used to it but and i'm getting used to his more slow measured like needs time alone needs to. But even last night after we had this talk, I was like, all right, good night, babe. And like kiss and like everything was fine. And before that I was like, I really need to talk about last night. And he then, so he meets me on my level of like, this is serious. Like this is a do or die thing that we have to handle right now.

And then he said everything I needed to hear. He validated all my feelings. We have a plan. Like he made me feel heard. And I was instantly like, all right, bye. Good night. And just like back to like jokey. And he's just like, are you good?

Are we good? And I'm like, yeah. All right. I'm just going to put on my headphones and like listen to Sam. He was just like, I could just tell he's kind of just like, like a little bit whiplash. I think when, if i'm just like having lunch with brenna and it's like just a normal lunch it's a normal tuesday there's no nothing stress

there's nothing going on and then like a big question happens like whether it's you know potentially married or like big big questions Like, why are we here? Yeah. What happened to the dinosaurs? Yeah. Why are. Why did you shit in the hallway? Is Taylor Swift going to drop a single before October 21st release of Midnight?

Big questions. But like, I don't. But I think what Noah is saying, I don't think 15 minutes. I think I should go. Can you give me two weeks on this? Or something, because I feel like sometimes people want answers on such big questions like right then. Already, I don't think I speak for Brenna, but I don't like, can you give me?

Like this backup, can you give me? It's just a tone I do not like. And I'm not even in a relationship with you. But like, you know what? Can I get? Because that is accusing like the person of like, it in a relationship with you but like you know what can i get because that is accusing like the person of like it's it's a response that you would have to someone who is like coming on too strong and that's gonna make her feel like oh i'm fucking nuts right he thinks

i'm crazy and just like a more measured this is also hard to do but like i what do you do when with like big questions if you want answers i think i process big questions and big answers in a slower way than you. And I know that we need to have this talk. And I know it's a long time coming. And it's probably just came up naturally for you right now. I'm not ready to talk about it. And I'm sorry that I can't right now. Almost being like, I'm sorry I can't meet you there.

I think I would want that. Rather than, ugh! Instead of blaming her for like, why do you want to talk about this now you just brought it up now yeah because sometimes i feel that when i bring things up and maybe or i want to result something right now or like let's let's just make up we're fine okay so we're good and like now be nice to me and he needs more time i feel crazy that i'm able to do that so fast when it's really just how i am. It's not, and maybe it is because I'm kind of crazy, but I can't help it. So I think that when,

just like respecting how other people's systems work and how- Yeah, and answering it not defensively, more like, look, I understand your concerns. Let's-

Yeah. Yes. Let's give it- I mean, last night it was the dumbest argument. I had to make a video for KU because they're doing, you know ESPN's Game Day? Yeah, that's huge. Okay, so that. I had to make a video for KU because they're doing, you know ESPN's Game Day?

Yeah, that's huge. Okay, so that show asked me to make a video for KU to be like, go KU, because they're doing it from Lawrence, Kansas for the first time ever. So I wrote to Chris being like, hey, can we talk about this video? I have to shoot it tomorrow.

And will you help me with it? And so last night he's like, let's talk about the video. And I'm like, okay. And I just, I didn't want to talk about it because I don't like talking about any, I don't like pre-production at all. I just want to wing it. And he goes, hey, I've watched that show a lot

when they cut to like these clips of like celebrities. A lot of, they'll do like, they'll either lean into like, I don't know what football is and like play really dumb or they'll like try to pretend like they know too much. And it's just like, like a woman on last week was saying like, well, I think they're going to be Texas. And the guy was like you mean texas tech is that what you're talking about yeah and then they like made fun of her the rest of the show without her really

knowing about it and so it just clearly showed she didn't know what she was talking about and i was like why do you think i would do either of those i was so offended that he would think i would either go like oh what do you do with the football oh Oh, is it European soccer that they're playing? Like I would make some dumb. I go, don't you respect me more than like I would do either of those things. And he goes, you asked me for help. And I'm just, I watch the show. I know what happens.

And I was like, pointers. And I just go, you are so right. I am so wrong. I was like, you're right. That's my exact thought. You did not deserve that whatsoever i asked you for help you gave me help and then i got mad at you for it and he was just and i i liked his friends he goes thank you okay and then it was just so good because i immediately was like

what did i just do and then i explained it three times to explain that i knew exactly how fucking crazy that was what did you settle on with this video? I got to hear the video. I'll play it. So are you? That's, um, yeah.

I mean, when I fuck up, there is something really gratifying about being like, look how many times I took this video. One, two, three, four,

five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12,

13, 14, 15, 16, 16 times. And I finally got it on the last one. Here we go. It's Nikki Glaser. I'm a comedian and also a, um, 13, 14, 15, 16, 16 times. And I finally got it on the last one. Here we go. Hey, you. It's Nikki Glaser.

I'm a comedian and also a KU alumni or alum. I think it's alum when it's singular. I should know this because I did get an English degree from KU, which is maybe why I don't know it. But anyway, congratulations on not only hosting college game day for the first time, which is huge, but also we're like really good at football right now. And we always knew we were really good at basketball, but now we've got football, basketball,

and we're also really good, I don't know if you know this, at producing comedic talent. I'm not the only person that went to KU that is a comedian. We've got Rob Riggle, Paul Rudd, Bob Dole. So keep turning them out. And that's it. That's so good.

Great job. Yeah, I don't think it's going to annoy people too much. But yeah, I just it's hard for me to get it up for college football. Yeah, I like that. Do you even, they're doing well, right? They're undefeated.

They're 5-0. Which I hope I'll never be. That was another joke. I was like, I hope I'll never be 5-0. How much prep did that take? You had to Google the basketball thing and then the famous. No, I know they're good at basketball. And I know they're really good at football right now.

And Chris kind of helped me with that too. He's like, it's cool. Like you guys have they're good at basketball and i know they're really good at football right now and chris kind of helped me with that too he's like it's cool like you guys have always been good at foot you know basketball but now you're you might become this like football thing like that might be your new thing he's like what else is big there and so i was gonna make a joke about rock chalk jayhawk because that's the chant and no one knows what it means and i was gonna say you know like if you want to know what that means it means like and when ku started like the teachers couldn't afford chalk so they used rocks to like write equations on the board actually that's not what it means go google it but that was like that's a nice attempt it's really because the hills were made out of limestone and when they built the school and they were drilling into it

the limestone sent up this like chalky dust and so they were called it rock chalk it is kind of funny to describe that whole thing and be like oh oh yeah, and KU football is good. I mean, I think the best thing to do when you're forced or asked to do things that are out of your comfort zone is to just be honest and not try to fake it. I do love KU. I love the colors. I love the mascot.

I love the... I don't love people being obsessed with college football. It is a little bit triggering for me because it's so stupid and they don't pay their players. No, they do now. They do? Yeah.

Well, that annoys me too now. They shouldn't be. I don't like any of it. I just don't like it. It just reminds me of pedophiles and protecting men. That was one team. I'm sure it was one team. That's what they all say.

It was one coach. I just don't like the we bleed blue. I just don't like being obsessed with sports. It's all about me wanting attention from men and having this thing suck it away. Saturday and Sunday, you're gone.

And because I don't understand it. But I told Chris I might get into football attention from men and having this thing suck it away and sunday you're you're gone and because i don't understand it but i told chris i might get into football this season because i want to see if tom brady if his game um deteriorates from being in this tumultuous like breakup with giselle because he's saying he has a lot i mean well tiger you know after the eland thing it like fucked up his game it's such a mental thing. So that I'm interested in. So now I'm like, okay, I will watch Tom Brady play because I want to see if I can see- How bad a woman hurting him will affect his game.

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We've done a lot of therapy, therapizing today, but now we're just going to get into some old, good old fashioned top one, bottom one. And the category today is chosen by Andrew, songs to make love to.

Make love. Yeah, which I wrote. No, I think that's good because it really make it sets the scene like this is a song you want to put on when you are like really it's romantic face-to-face anal yeah ass to ass i have like a rottweiler um you know that's how rottweilers have sex what yeah they start forward and then a rottweiler will turn and they'll just

his penis is so big they'll just back butts. I like that you know every creature that has a big old dick. Like you know what's done that they have

wait they so then they just bounce butts back and forth? Well his dick's through his own legs and he's just banging from reverse.

Okay. I'll take your word for it. Is she sitting? It's a man and a woman. It's a Rottweiler. I know, but female, male? Yeah. We don't call dogs men.

Yeah, it's a man and a woman. I mean, I call men dogs. First one. Wow, that's rough. What a bitch. Dog house. Yeah, it's a male and a woman is she let's do songs that dogs should make love to

i mean baha men are bringing it home y'all that's all y'all that's all that's what dogs eat each other out too okay that's what they eat the dogs out drew drew drew okay first of all i do not make love to any music with my partner ever we never put on i think i think partners in the past have put on music like it's a thing that people do and i've been with people that do enjoy banging two songs, but Chris and I has never been part of our repertoire. So you just like, it's dead silence. We like to hear just our heavy breathing. Just that, all that moisture.

Yeah, and the smacking and the chest fart sounds. That brings me to Anya's favorite, Godsmack. I like Prodigy Firestarter. Do you put on music? I'm a firestarter. I used to. I had like a make out playlist when I was seducing Matt. Yeah, just me.

My discography. Wait, do you and Matt listen to stuff now when you have sex? No, I think both of us would probably be like, oh, this production is pretty cool. I know the drummer on this. Kind of like you drive in the car and no music anymore. If it was just like a weird part of the song or like you know you can only trust i don't know i guess you could make a playlist but i when i run to songs like i'm constantly changing my mind of

what i want to listen to it's rare that i've made a playlist and just like been happy with it just playing out ever it's a good point and maybe you have to concentrate more if you're hearing the song you're not going to be focused enough. Or maybe you're too focused. Or maybe I start thinking about the person that's singing the song. Or I think about what the song is. That might help. Especially if it's Creed. With legs

wide open. Let's start with the best song you have sex to. Or to make love to. Lately, well, I don't really play music that much. Do you play guitar during sex? Yeah, I do with my teeth. While it's on fire.

Backwards, lefty. Called a Hendrix. Like a rock spoiler. I was like, what is he even saying? Like, what is the fire and backwards? And then when you said it all came together, that's so stupid. Yeah, because when I fuck, it's like I'm on heroin

because it's terrible. Did you see the Woodstock documentary? No. Dude, it's so funny. Woodstock 99. So like, it all leads to like the last day. They've been through hell. They're not feeding these people.

The water's infected with poop. Like, everything's fucked. They like and then a lot of them are staying because there was rumors about there's going to be some secret performer that is going to close out the sunday night show so they're all waiting for this like maybe it's going to be prince maybe it's going to be paul mccartney who the fuck knows like it's gonna be someone huge they don't have anyone and they they have no one and instead the show is over i feel like who closed out the show it was like do you remember on your see the documentary no so some huge band closed out the show did they have someone and someone backed out no i think they just never red hot chili peppers closed out okay and then there was and then they left the stage and then everyone's just staying like you know chanting and then all of a sudden they just you know go be careful getting to your

cars have a great night and thank you for coming to woodstock 99 let the virus begin like and then all of a sudden on the screen they put up jimmy hendrix on the screens like playing and everyone's just like and that's when they went fucking wild because this weekend has been shit and we've been waiting for this thing and that's when it but just the that placating them with a video of jimmy hendrix from the original woodstock is so insulting yeah what guy thought it he's like i loved that documentary i'll fit you know no this will calm them down yeah you know the one thing missing from the documentary, if you did see it, maybe you agree with me, is I wanted more people that were there.

They had two guys that were there that were like, we were 15 years old. It was the coolest. They were stoner dudes, and then they had one girl. But I wanted more people that were there to see it than just three people. I guess it's hard to get that footage if it just never had it.

You know what I mean? No, not footage. Just their interviews. Oh, okay. Yeah. I remember the first Woodstock, there were interviews of these people. Everyone hitchhiked there, and the traffic was so. And you just had these people that were like, yeah, I've been hitchhiking for 6,000 miles, and I just wanted to see.

I don't know. There's something so beautiful about a fucking voyage to go see fucking, I don't know. Until you get to episode three of Dahmer and you realize hitchhiking can be hard to fight. No, you're making me really want to watch this. First victim. I'm surprised because it's not a documentary and you like it. I do like it. Ryan Murphy, I think, is the guy who made this one. He did a good job.

And the guy who plays Dahmer is so fucking good at it. And you really feel like you're watching Dahmer. Like I've watched enough interviews with Dahmer is so fucking good at it. And you really feel like you're watching Dahmer. Like I've watched enough interviews with Dahmer. This guy just nails it. And it's cool because I've read everything about Dahmer. And it's cool to see it all play out and like how they interpret it. And it's fucking grim. What's better, this or the Gacy tapes?

This. This. The Gacy tapes is fascinating. It's truly fascinating. And it's more than what you think. And's actually there's this one guy that what's interesting about the gacy tapes is that there's this one part where one of gacy's what could have been victims tells the story of like being with gacy and almost becoming a victim and like he didn't even realize that he dodged like this insane guy until years later when gacy's arrest and he's like and like he didn't even realize that he dodged like this insane guy until

years later when gacy's arrested he's like and he he comes on the you know it's on the news and he turns to his wife and he's like that's the guy that's the guy who forced me to do you know like oral on him with a gun and i'm like you didn't see that he could have killed you during that all that it's a very weird story but the guy is just like a normal dude. He never called me back. This guy never called me back. He owes me a blowjob. Okay, let's get to the best song. Best song. To make love to.

I think the best music is kind of like you just throw it on, like without a plan maybe. So then Reptilia by The Strokes. It's a little fast. So you kind of, sometimes I'll, the only problem is i'll fuck with the rhythm and i'm like yeah no like and then i'm like am i i forget she's there i'm just like at a concert just happen to be having like reptilia can we get like a snippet of it can i play like five seconds of it yes yes okay thank you you'll hear how fast it is it's probably too fast for love making uh it's more is it just a

song you like andrew no there's something like you skateboard down venice boardwalk too i love kicks in no i literally was gonna put the strokes in my bottom one because of the I know this song. Everyone knows that song. What are you talking about? I literally was going to put the strokes in my bottom one because of the rhythm I was going to do last night. Last night. I mean, that's a similar rhythm. That is so stupid. I didn't say it was smart.

It's fun for me. I think you took this as like, what song are you listening to lately? Yeah, and I happen to have sex while it's on. Let me give you mine, Andrew. It's fun for me. I think you took this as like, what song are you listening to lately? Yeah, and I happen to have sex while it's on. Let me give you mine, Andrew. This is the best. What's yours? Ben Harper, Light One Down, Burn One Down? Everyone listening, get this song.

It is the best make out or making love song ever, ever, ever. The band is a weird title, but it's Handsome Boy Modeling School. And the song is called I've Been Thinking. And it's sung by Cat Power. And she's in her prime sad Cat Power glory. Let's hear it. And it's so good. Hold on.

It's so sexy. Wait, the name of the song is Handsome Boy Modeling School? No. I've Been Thinking. Okay, here we go. Okay. been thinking okay here we go okay um yes right does it speed up at all no andrew you might have to brush your hips at a slower motion you don't get to jackhammer a girl and this just wants to come already yeah yeah this is a sexual song it's very senshammer girl on this one. Andrew just wants to come already. Yeah, this is a sexual song.

It's very sensual. It sounds like you. Thank you. Thank you. That's Cat Power. Cat Power. Is she doing a cover of the Handsome Boys or whatever? No, Handsome Boys is the band.

Oh. Maybe she co-wrote it. Oh, God. All right. Well, I do not. What is Noah going to bring us? Noah's going to bring. It's just going to be fucking swords fighting or something. Genocide archetype.

Close. What is it going to be? So both of the things you talked about, I don't like listening to music. I don't want to start listening to hearing lyrics that I understand because then I'll just be distracted by it and then the whole rhythm thing like moving like if i catch myself moving to the rhythm of a song while making love it's just it just ruins it for me so the the band that first came to mind is called the dillinger escape plan and the song is Sunshine the Werewolf. And it's just a guy screaming. It's Odd Time.

Okay. And it has all the elements that I love. Let's see. This is like a hardcore band, right? Shut up. I just find it so hot. This sounds like what dommer fucking carbs and victims too so hot noah what kind of sex is happening? You're lovemaking to Mac?

Just like a bass. Yes. That is hilarious. Noah, what the fuck, dude? To each their fucking own. She's lighting incense and laying down the night. That just shows how different people are. Holy shit.

I couldn't murder a dog to that song because I feel like that's too... I need a gentler tune. Yeah, yeah. I like the aggressiveness. The aggressiveness turns me on. Yeah, okay. That makes sense.

But wouldn't you get aggressively fucked then to that song? Or are you getting lightly fucked to that? Okay. Okay, so making love to you, you're interpreting that as the kind of fucking you want to do. And that's, or that means the most to you is the making love doesn't have to be i guess sensual and slow i love no it's like wedding song it's gonna be like fucking cut your head off rip your dick i know what is i love that song that's what my dad dances with well i now i know what my least favorite song to fuck to is so we don't have to do my bottom noah just hit it thank god i thought i was gonna have the worst okay mine is um noah's

i don't know what nicky's is is it chris actually introduced me to the song it's miguel adorn See, that would be too on the nose for me It is a little on the nose It is a little Marvin Gaye But because it's not as popular I think it fits Yeah But it's a sexy song to I think it fits. Yeah, yeah. But it's a sexy song to me. I like to put it on when I'm trying to get in the mood.

I guess if you know the lyrics to the song too well, that could hurt it potentially. Okay, now what would be the worst? I think it's all Noah's song. Hey, the show's over. The show's done. Do you believe in love by Cher do you believe

in love that would be very bad Andrew you gotta do that the reason why too the reason why is my fraternity when we were

pledges they played that all night they do the thing called hell night where they keep you awake all night and they played that song night they do the thing called hell night where they keep you awake all night and they played that song 35,000 times this song was huge huge it was the first like really audible auto-tune auto-tune what am I

supposed to do to sit around and wait for you. I don't hate it to fuck to. I can feel something inside me say, is that really how big your dick is? Oh. It's not. It's just, it's too much. I can feel something inside me,

but it's not as big as I want it to be. Oh. I'd rather hit a tree okay then to that um anya do you have a bad one uh yeah like any ragtime song that's like hello my honey hello my sweetheart okay i think that'd be so fun to do man it'd be like a like a black and white chaplain movie yeah that would be i mean i think this is an easy answer like it's literally like anything that's not the sexual yeah i guess if it's a very sexual song it's too sexual could be really funny if that's your worst like tay What's the worst Taylor Swift song for fucking?

Probably 17. I like this song. I remember this. That's actually probably a good beat to fuck. We're going to get sued. We're going to have to owe a million dollars for this play. It'll be worth it. Oh, I didn't even play the Taylor's version. Oh my god scott scouter braun's making money off of that

scott stay away from me what's your worst song um i was gonna pick um funeral by phoebe bridgers because it's just about like i don't know I kind of like that. Like weepy. Yeah. It's a beautiful song, but just it's about death and it's just too, there's too many specific lyrics

that would just like get in your head and kind of fuck it up. Yeah. You can't get hard anymore because your dad died. His body's still next to us. You know what? I anymore because your dad died. His body's still next to us. You know what?

I want to amend my answer. My dad's climate change song would be the worst. That's it? Yes. It's too hot, like the sun. Yeah. Oh, shit. I will say, Andrew,

that that Reptilia song is great for making out, like for your foreplay. Like taking off Brenna's clothes or like throwing a girl against the wall. It'd be a good scene in a movie where it's like they're finally hooking up and it's like. I'm just flexing in a mirror and she happens to be there. Noah, what's your least favorite? Probably something loving.

You're not far away from it.'s your body is a wonderland by john mayer oh god that's not gonna get you what a great answer noah because it's so on the nose yeah i literally hate the lyric and your bubble gum tongue i hate I just picture a big wad of tongue that just is this big pink globby tongue that's too big and it's just like and your bubblegum tongue. I don't like it. He has a bubblegum tongue.

Have you ever watched him sing? He like on a big note he does that trick that vocal coaches sometimes tell you to do like stick your tongue out on a long note. His tongue is out. Yeah. Oh.

Okay. And he has a weird tongue. Doesn't your teacher tell you to do that? We've got the afternoon. You've got this room for two. One thing I'd love to do. Discover me, discover. Discovering me, discovering you.

I like that lyric. Two miles from every inch. Daughters will be mad at their fathers. Your skin like porcelain creeps me out too. That song too would be terrible to fuck to. Daughters be good to your fathers. Our fathers be good to your daughters. Yeah, yeah.

That would suck. I love that song. Oh my God. I would slow dance it in a burning room though. Yeah. Oh boy, I'd like to fuck to that. Burning. Oh, I love that.

Oh, hot sex That was your dad's internet climate change title Drippin' Billies Oh, Drippin' Billies would be That would be pretty nice Dave is a good song to fuck to Final thought How was your show last night? Fantastic

150 people came. Hell yes. A lot of besties came. Yes. I mean, we have really great fans. Like the people were so, you know, Tim, Chris's brother opened. And, you know, he was just like, man, they really like you and love you. He actually said.

And I don't know. I felt like it was really emotional. Actually, at the end of it, I was just like, man, they really like you and love you, he actually said. And I don't know, I felt like it was really emotional. Actually, at the end of it, I was like, thank you. And I said thank you like five times, kind of cheesy,

but like, I really did, because, you know, I've only just started headlining and it just felt very like cool. It felt like very loved and like,

and I was happy with the material I was doing and then people afterwards were just, we just have really cool people that like us. And it's like, oh, okay, maybe I'm doing something right or something. Yes, that's awesome. Yeah, it was really, thank you so much for coming. Oh, good.

I really did appreciate it. And then we are opening for Tom, or we're doing sets on Tom Segura's show this weekend, which will be fun tomorrow night at the Fox Theater. We're both doing that. And I'm going to the Cardinals game Fox Theater. We're both doing that. I'm going to the Cardinals game on Sunday. They're in the playoffs.

Do you think they're going to... I mean, I think they're a very good team. I don't care. I think they're going to put it together. They have a good rotation going on. Oh, pools. Yachty. All the things. I'm excited about my boyfriend and his friend's enthusiasm for the Cardinals.

And I love going to Cardinals games. And we're going to sit in the green seats, which are the ones where you get access to this buffet. For the fucking playoffs? Yeah, dude. I'm so excited. It'll be so fun. I'm excited. And then Sunday.

Wait, Anya, you're just in New York City visiting. You're getting a foot rub? Yeah. I got a lot of big plans. Oh my God. I'm getting a massage actually in 12 minutes. From where? There's a place I found on Google next door to here

and I just signed up and it's some guy. I don't know if he's in an apartment or whatever. He's very licensed. He has a website and everything. He's a young guy. He's not like a creepy old man. I had to fill out a whole form so he knew how deep my pussy was and stuff. I's a young guy. He's not like a creepy old man. I had to fill out a whole form so he knew how deep my pussy was and stuff. I had to measure it so he knew

how many fingers to bring. Send us your location. I'm actually kind of worried. I hope he doesn't get lost in there. No, he's good. It's going to be good. I'm so excited. Yes. Oh, God. I can't believe it's happening in 12 minutes and I have to go to the bathroom so bad. Number one, not two. Squatty Putty. Thank minutes and I have to go to the bathroom so bad number one not two

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