The Nikki Glaser Podcast - #293 The Stevecast w/ Anya Marina

Episode Date: November 8, 2022

Nikki and her best buds Anya Marina and Andrew Collin admit that there are some things they have no clue about. Traveling could help learn about the world or maybe waking up with a foreign accent. Nikki reflects back on her shows over the weekend. She and Anya tell a story about Steve with the chevron patterned sweater. There was also a strange occurrence at a motel. In Top 1 Bottom 1 they talk about their favorite Steves and soups. -- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com   More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG  More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Hello, here I am. It's Nikki Glaser podcast. Welcome to the show. It's Monday. I'm here in San Jose, California from my hotel room where I performed last night with Anya Marina, who you just heard singing. And now you're going to hear her talk. Go, Anya. What up, what up, what up, San Jose?

That we only have people in San Jose listening. And surrounding areas in Huntsville, Alabama. Andrew is at a hotel in Huntsville, Alabama. Welcome to the show. Yep, down here. What's up, Huntsville? What's going on out there, Huntsville, Alabama. Welcome to the show. What's up, Huntsville? What's going on out there, Huntsville? What?

And Noah is in Tuxon, Arizona, which is how I like to say it. Tucson. Yeah, Tucson represent 520. Hell yeah, dude. Is that what you're in, Andrew? I have no idea. I was going to say, that's probably a pretty good guess.

Doesn't it go across the country? It starts like low numbers and then it goes across? No, because 310 is LA. I guess it's zip codes. Zip codes go, they're ones. Zero on the East Coast. Yeah, zeros on the East Coast and then nines on the West. Well, New York is 917 and 212 though.

No, we're talking about zip codes now, Bubba. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. My bad. Zip codes. Yeah. So we are in, I don't know which zip we're in. 95014 or something.

Oh, because Anya's from here. Gotcha. From the coop, Cupertino. So I was just saying, Andrew said we look like we're in the Beastie Boys. And I was just saying that whenever the Beastie Boys are brought up, I always like to change the conversation really quickly because it's one of those bands. I don't, even calling it a band,

you're gonna be like, what? They're not a band. They're a group. A rap group. That I don't know anything about. I only know that one, I think I know maybe one song, but I don't know anything.

You gotta fight. And I know that cool people like, yes, I know that one., but I don't know anything. You've got to fight. And I know that cool people like, yes, I know that one. Yeah. For your right to party. To leave this conversation because I don't know anything about the Beastie Boys. And it's them and the Wu-Tang Clan.

Those are my two things that I go, they're cool people, know them, and I don't know anything about them. I know RZA. I know Method Man is in it, but I don't know anything about anyone in it you knew more than i did really oh yeah is there a do you have any you guys have any insecurity things of like when it gets brought up and you just go like oh i'm i'm so not cool

right now i gotta get out of this boy meets world what you bring that up and i never know what it is and i get scared and i want to leave the room. Yeah. It's not about coolness though. And no one, we're not, Boy Meets World is not cool. It's so funny. We brought up a band

last night in the green room with the other comedian and you guys were bonding about it and I was like, I have no idea about this band. It was like a boy band or something that everyone should know.

I don't remember that. Was it Backstreet or what was Aaron Carter's band? No. Oh. It wasn't that. Backstreet Or what was Aaron Carter's band No Oh It wasn't that Backstreet Boys Aaron Carter was just solo Backstreet Boys was

Nick Carter's brother And Aaron Carter was solo Yeah But yeah Do you guys have any Andrew Noah Is there any

I don't Aaron Carter When people God I'm so Topanga of you Sorry on it Yeah Leave you out

Movies God For me it's just It's what you say right now I don't know Let Anish. Leave you out. Movies. What does Mr. Pini say right now? I don't know. Let's talk to Ben Savage about it. Movies. Reservoir Dogs. Tarantino. Get me out of there.

Really? Any Truffaut or Scorsese. Scorsese? Who's the guy I auditioned with? Scorsese. That's why I don't even want to. Scorsese. Wow.

Scabies. Andrew correcting you. Scorsese. Didn't you audition for Francis Ford Cop-y. Wow. Scabies. Andrew correcting you. Of course, scabies. Didn't you audition for Francis Ford Coppola? Yeah, Coppola. Hamlet. When he asked me to do a thing as Hamlet, I go, I don't know what Hamlet is. I know, of course, I know of Hamlet.

Coppola asked you to audition as Hamlet? Well, I was doing this read of this line, and he just kept giving me different, like, okay, say it like a woman who's saying goodbye to her son that she's sending off to work say it like someone who's breaking up with someone say it like now do it like Hamlet and I go I don't know what that means I've never seen it I know I love that I wish I could see this audition skull going to be or not to be

but that's the end of my knowledge I don't know what that means though what does that mean I wouldn't either I would I'd be like what would you say to him would you lie Hamlet is more performative just more really god see that's where i do not do well i just tell the truth i cannot fake it uh my opener this weekend caleb signed and he was saying that when a uber driver asks him what his profession is he just says i work in it because you know because being a comedian they get too interested they start

talking about how they're comedians and they could have been one or they tried it before or do you know that do you know raz jay and i'm like no i don't know this one guy that you went to an open mic once raz jay like i what'd you say he goes he's in it he's in it stanley kubrick stanley kubrick who the hell is that? I don't... Get me out of 2000. You can ask me about things. I kind of know a couple things. I know that someone had their eyes open in that.

So I can reference things from those movies. And it goes... My eyes were closed watching it. Or maybe that's like Planet of the Apes. I don't know. But anyway,aleb said that he says it and i go i would never say that because i don't know anything about it and he goes but they never ask they will never ask a follow-up and i go what if the guy is that striving is in it

which he wouldn't be if he was driving an uber no um he goes that's happened before and they just go yes fucking it right like there's no follow-up and And I go, what if they ask, what do you do in IT? He says, I fix old ladies' computers. I still wouldn't want to, I wouldn't even want to do that because it's like, what kind of processor do you usually use? What do you recommend for? Oh, yeah, terrifying. I'd be like, dude, you got to get a Dell.

And they'd be like, well, they don't make those anymore. IT is good because it's specific, but it's still general enough. You know, like, if it's too specific, people want to know about it. If you're a sheepherder, you're like, what? You're a sheepherder? How's that? I would ask more. If someone said they were in IT, I'd want to know, but what do you do?

But I guess maybe I wouldn't. But I wouldn't be able, if someone said Hamlet, to just do a fake accent and guess. I think so many people are good at... These are people like you, Anya, that are good at getting deals. They like ask for what they, like they just, they can like fake it a little bit

and act like, yeah, I deserve this or like, yeah, you know. No, I think I would also say I have no idea what that means. Really? Yeah. Okay, good.

The Uber driver also doesn't want to seem dumb and not know what IT is. I feel like people, when you say something like that, they're like, oh yeah, IT. Oh, IT. You know, they don't want to go, what not know what IT is. I feel like people, when you say something like that, they're like, oh yeah, IT. Oh, IT. They don't want to go, what is IT? I'm going to start saying them in the Beastie Boys

and see if they have the same reaction. You know one died, actually. Yes, I do know that. And I know that he, see, I know about him, Adam Schlesinger. No. Do you know it? MCA? Adam. His name is Adam. he died right after covet started yeah and he was he uh from cancer a lot of comedians yeah yeah of cancer um i gave i sold a grilled

cheese to one of the guys that was pretty cool in new york i sold grilled cheese you did or you did no i know i did i know which one to, I know I did. Which one? Which one? What did he look like? Did he get cancer from your grilled cheese? Yeah, I put a little too much Havarti in there. Do you remember his order?

Do you remember his order? Do you remember his order? He said, I want grilled cheese and you can't stop. Yeah. I'm trying to think of other things they feel really insecure about not knowing. I mean, wars, politics, geography for me. I was watching your etiquette stuff at the dinner table.

I don't know how to set a plate. I don't know where the fork or knife or napkin go. I know that though i think you're lame if you i'm not that you're lame but i don't think that's something anyone should know i just read this article that said etiquette is gone boundaries are in because so much etiquette is letting people walk all over you and like doing what is supposed to be right for these arbitrary reasons that were like set in stone when we used to have slaves like it's just not there's no reason it's like oh this is your slave fork and it's like don't that's the one that the slave is supposed to put there it's like okay well we don't need that anymore like master bedroom you don't say anymore do you know that oh because it's oh my god yes a realtor say primary

bedroom well my friend has a new house and i was just going through it we were looking at the guts of it real estate term and we were going through and it's um they had a it's this mansion she's buying it's this creepy i mean it's like really run down but it has made a made staircase because oh yeah they essentially just didn't want to see the help right there's this little staircase built in this house that doesn't really need it like they have a huge staircase but they just didn't want to run into she was like it's essentially they just didn't want to see the help right there's this little staircase built in this house that doesn't really need it like they have a huge staircase but they just didn't want to run into she was like it's essentially they just didn't want to run into black people in their house it's just like oh i mean they do that with apartments in new york still today they have like different entrances for like the affordability homes like they have some of these places they

build these skyscrapers and then they have parts for poor people that are rent stabilized, and they have different entrances so you don't see them. They essentially have their own made stairs still. So you don't... Yeah, it's pretty wild. That's a bummer. But yeah, there's... Well, architecture, I have no idea about. That's something that when people bring it up, like, this is modern...

I feel like you don't need to know that, though. Oh, okay. Stuff like that. Like, they are like art... Art, yeah art art oh that's a basquiat i'm like oh yeah i know what that is i don't think people expect you to know what basquiats are though like i don't think that's yes i do think people expect people in their late 30s to know about the beastie boys that is like you don't you're cool and you don't know the beastie boys i'm talking about like stuff that tarantino you don't know tarantino films you don't know about the conflict in yemen like these are things

but i feel like art is like a certain type of person might be like you need to know what that is but andre you're good about art i feel like i know art but i don't know any of the other stuff you guys are talking about i just know like a rothko or a boscia and that's it i mean i know i mean honestly i i and jackson pollock you know that reference i know all the impression i know pointillism yes yes i think i could figure that out pointlessism is this conversation but i should i say the reno thing we were in Reno. And Nikki goes, you know, a fun fact about Reno that's crazy is Reno is more west than Los Angeles. Yeah, I was looking

at fun facts about them so I could roast them. And yeah, Reno's more west than Los Angeles. And I was like, huh. And I'm from California and I go, Reno is more west than Los Angeles. And then I go, oh, because of the globe. Because of the curve of the

globe she said and then she's like no it's just more my joke was that this doesn't matter to people in reno because you guys are all flat earthers anyway or something yeah um yeah but that is true because if you think like if you're just thinking of California, you don't know. California goes way, they dip way east. Yeah, it dips. And then what I didn't know was Baja, like all the way down was like, when we were in Mexico, I didn't understand the topography or geography.

I guess topography I got. I'm like, that's a mountain, that's a valley. But the geography of Mexico, when I'm anywhere, I never know where i am in any anytime i fly somewhere right now andrew lived in st louis for literally a year and three months and did not know what part of the state st louis was in oh yeah i'd be guilty of no idea yeah to live in a

place i know it's what about new york do you know where kingston could you find in a map like could you get within 50 miles pointing i on a blank map map i think so but like i need to drive a city to really get to know it well and i need to yeah i i'm guilty of that i lived in portland oregon for a really long time and then realized i don't know any surrounding areas and i don't even really know if i could find this on the map yes there is a geography app that all my girlfriends downloaded on the on our app or our chat group and you like it gives you a country and then it lights up like five countries to choose from that it could be and you guess which one and you realize how fucking stupid you are and how there's so much out there that you don't know

yeah papau new guinea or Burkina Faso. Sierra Leone. Yeah, but you realize there's so much. Did you hear, did you know that astronauts when they go to space, they a lot of times

have an existential crisis when they get back? I read that last week. They get really depressed. What's the syndrome called again? I forget the name of it. Do they feel like

they see that the universe is that big? And name of it they see that though it's too like the universe is that big like and that no that earth is so vulnerable yeah like that that they look down and they see it as just like this little thing that's like so precious and so insignificant in the scheme of things and they oftentimes are really depressed and they all oftentimes get really into climate change when they get back and they get into preserving what we have and i'm like everyone needs to go to space this would be so good for the world for people to have that kind of i feel like if you spent a day in mars you'd you'd appreciate earth a little bit yeah you know what i mean like just go try to live on any other planet well if a day in mars a night a night in mars we stayed at a motel the other night and I'm like,

I am so grateful for like, For hotels? Hotel rooms that don't open out onto a parking lot. I was just like, any kind of experience where you're taken out,

I think that's why travel is so important is to see, because that app really taught me like, God, I live in such a, what is it? Ecocentric. I have such an ecocentric point of view of the world of like america fuck yeah like that's all there is right and they're and anywhere else just not that doesn't matter it just doesn't exist in my head i feel like people should live in

like new york city or san francisco or places where diversity everyone's like kind of together and like working together and then go back to your town people though have you been we've lived in these places it's like they're the cultural divide is not what do you mean like in you know stepping over homeless people doesn't make you more compassionate to them it makes you desensitized to them well that's true but i i don't know i think i think i definitely was more ignorant before i went to new york yeah about cultures yeah that's a good point um yeah i remember there was an asian person that spoke like with a new york accent and being from florida like i was like whoa like i know that's like the dumbest thing ever but like i'm like whoa what that sounds like andrew he's gonna lose his snl you can't boy you don't stop he sent us this video over the weekend that

is so insane have you guys heard of foreign accent syndrome fuss oh when you hit your head and then you wake up speaking a different yeah i had never heard of that so it's a real thing. I think it happened with me with my lisp. You had like a cavity fixed and then you woke up. Yeah, I actually, I'm actually French.

I saw a clip this weekend speaking of your lisp that of this guy that does a podcast with his friend and he was like, dude, I have something to tell you

and his friend is like, what? And he was like, I have a lisp and he goes, no you don't and he goes, if I i i don't have it if i concentrate really hard but if i just talk the way i want to like if i say thicken he was like and his friend was just like what the fuck he's like thicken and he was like you say chicken and he was like thicken and he he's like, you say chicken? And he was like, thicken. And he's like, I'll type this.

And he was like, but if I focus on that, I can say church. And he was like, oh my God, your lips have to move so weird to me. He was like, now I realize. And they are laughing so hard. That's speaking in Hamlet, I think. That's Hamlet. I think that's what Hamlet is. If you focus, can you not have a lisp?

That's what I want to know. When I'm on stage, I usually enunciate better than I do. Don't trust the audience. We've heard you. No, I'm just kidding. No, no. When you're on stage, it goes away? I think when I talk with a little bit more commanding, I end up speaking.

That's like with purpose. With purpose. Or like thinking about every word. But that's too exhausting. Yeah, it's like that Andrew Tate guy that everyone loves. He talks like this, and everyone listens to him because he enunciates well i've never listened to him i don't know him probably foreign accent syndrome though it's like when you bump your head and this woman that i sent the video of she started talking like with the queens british and she was this woman and her

kids were like mom you don't sound hood anymore they're all like they're they're you know latinas living in like you know rural texas and the mom was like how does this happen i love like tamales and they were like she's like my children make fun of how i say tamales now and it's it's so british and it's so perfect she's like i she had jaw surgery and that's what just happened to her and they looked at you know it is a real thing these people aren't putting it on and i sent it to anya and then she got into a deep dive and she found a british woman who bumped her head or something and then she she had migraine she talks like an asian like a chinese man like it's it sounds racist the way that she talks if you bumped your head and had to get an accent, what one would you want? Probably Australian.

I think people, women. That's not that, no. Girls are into British. Yeah. For men? Dude. I don't know. I remember going out with Australian guys.

But were they hot? That's true, too. They were also very attractive. You don't get their face and height Yeah Aussie is true Aussie is I don't know men I think Australian men

It's not horny to me They just seem really nice Yeah they seem like they surf I'll take you to Tassie You want Clive Owen Like a bad boy that sounds posh. But British, even Irish is kind of rugged. Scottish is, but I, for a girl, I would want Australian

because they just sound clean and like precise. And they just, it's like adorable. They all sound like, it's like crispy the way they talk. I love it so much. All right, we'll be back. French accents for women is hot. Oh, yes. It's like a brick, yeah.

Yes, that's right. It is like that is, they always seem like they are like, that almost sounds like a little bit Asian. Don't they seem lost? Yeah, they seem lost. Yes, and that's why it's sexy to men. They need help and they can't find their way home and you can roll.

Come to my primary bedroom. Get up. How does Esther Perel talk? Oh, Esther Perel. Yes, that is. She sounds, but she sounds very intelligent when she talks. It's like, it sounds, that does not sound lost. Your autism is danger.

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Every single ticket purchase is not lost on me. I am not Taylor Swift who like can sell out stadiums. Each individual purchase of a ticket means something to me and you make a difference in my life. So it means so much to me when you come. And if you can go, it means a lot. If you can't go, I hope at some point you can. These are the dates that are coming up and I hope to see you there. Thousand Oaks, California this Friday, then Valley Center, California on the 12th. That is Saturday. And then next week, it'll be Burlington, Vermont and Providence, Rhode Island. Then we've got

Thanksgiving, not doing anything then. I'm looking at my calendar right now. Memphis, Tennessee, Hershey, Pennsylvania, Atlantic City, New Jersey, Oklahoma City, Tulsa, and St. Louis on New Year's Eve, which is a very special show. It's going to be so much fun. Also in January, we've got Albany and Portland, Maine and New York City on the 28th. That's going to be a big one at the Beacon Theater and those are my January dates

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you um gave me personalized notes and presents and i'm wearing a hat from one of you um that says i love cookies and taylor swift it's from this girl's bakery you can get it what is it what's the bakery's name? I can't read my hat. The Little Dipper Bakery. The Little Dipper Bakery. It was in Santa Rosa. One throw Washington.

Okay, so she's in with, I don't know why she was in Santa Rosa then. So many besties wearing bestie shirts. They were so cute. Yes, so many podcast merch shirts. And I have new merch that sold really well this weekend that was very exciting anya's wearing one of the shirts it'll be available on my website soon um yeah you came out guys thank you so much and um so many uh yeah just so many nice uh they they gave

me a lot of letters and it's just a lot to read i can't't, I just had a girl write me and be like, was it too long? I'm so sorry and I'm like, I haven't read it yet because it's, I just, it's too, it's too many feelings

and I feel bad but I just, I don't, but I'm going to read them. I'm going to read them. I should read them but I have to remember, I told Chris this weekend,

I texted him and I was like, you know, I just, there are three people cried at my meet and greet. It was so nice. They said I, one girl said I just him and I was like, you know, I just, there are three people cried at my meet and greet. It was so nice. They said, one girl said I just saved her life.

And like, I have to remember this stuff when I get depressed, like how much I mean to, even five people is enough to be like, I am like all the mean things I say to myself. I told Chris, I'm like, please remind me of what these people said to me and what i meant to them and because i would be so sad if taylor swift ever got like depressed and was like i hate my life and like i'd be like but you but don't you can't

hate your life i i'm depend on you and i felt that way this weekend i was like oh i feel like people depend on me to like brighten their day or to be their friend. There was, um, one guy that was like, just moved to Santa Rosa. Shout out to Steve. Shout out to God.

I memorize all these guys names. Steve, we can't forget you. Wait, what happened? Oh, Steve. Oh my God.

What's going on with Steve? Steve was in Santa Rosa. Lord. I mean, Matt, even on his fiancee was taking the pictures was like steve and i was like i know my god he was so cute he goes uh you know the guy steve and right away i'm like the guy with the cute sweater and then matt goes steven

we all remembered him it was so funny he was at the very end of the line he came alone and he had a good line he was like usually at the end of the line it's just really the creepers he was like i don't know i'm just like i just got distracted please don't think that he said something that made me comfortable but i was already comfortable looking into those eyes um he was so cute he got a t-shirt i was like oh my god this cute boy is gonna wear my shirt yeah he was hot he came alone in a nice sweater. He came up to the merch booth to me and he goes, all right. And he has a big smile, like perma smile.

Really nice though. Which of these records should I get? Which of these CDs? And I'm like, what do you want? And he goes, what's like the best workout music? And I was like, oh, this one. Like I have one record that's a good workout mix. Steve leaves.

That whole night, I'm lying in bed going, should my next record be's a good workout mix steve leaves that whole night i'm lying in bed going should my next record be like a workout and that goes just make the songs you make and you're like i just want to make like steve was yeah what steve wants steve told me he had no friends and he was like so i listen to your guys podcast and it keeps me company which so shout out to Steve. And I was like, because I told Matt, I was like, Steve was so cute. He was like, it worries me he doesn't have friends. And I go, it doesn't speak to his character. It just, he, a lot of people are like.

He just moved, right? Yeah, he just moved. Don't judge Steve. Steve was in my dream last night. What? Steve was in my dream. I never met him. I mean, what's going on here? It wasn't

sexual. It was just like I saw this guy start to follow me and I was like, his name was Steve. That's not sexual? It's not. And I'm running down the park. It's raining out. It's weird. No, it was on Instagram. I'm not wearing a bra.

It's so weird. Not sexual weird. No, it was on Instagram. He followed me on Instagram. I'm not wearing a bra. Yeah. Yeah, it's so weird. Not sexual at all. And he was sending me dick pics, but it wasn't sex. No. Yeah, he was in my dream. And he was a baseball player. And he was like, I'm just...

Because I couldn't gather what he did for a living. I pictured him picking apples for some reason. Because I'm like, what are you doing in Santa Rosa? It's like wine country. And just jeans and no shirt on. I could see that. Yeah, but it wasn't sexual. And we were in the Garden of Eden.

And he was picking apple. And I ate it. But, oh, the funny, another Steve story. Yeah, I have another Steve story too. I don't understand this. How did Steve make such an impression? He looked like, who impression he looked like who did he look like jude law but hotter and more masculine yes and more work and more smiles

to all men out there if you're a smiler so it's such a hot look that you don't even realize and i'm not coming on to steve i'm very happy in my relationship. But my boyfriend smiles a ton and is such a smiley guy. Guys need to smile more. Also, Steve picks up on social cues. Steve knows when to leave the merch table. Oh, my God. So many people are just like, I'm going to suck up 20 minutes of your life and just talk to you. We didn't have a merch person last night working the booth. So Anya had to be out there all night.

And she came back and she goes, if you want to know the weirdos at a show, work the merch booth. Because they just hang out. no offense to my fans but like will you just go to the merch booth say hi no the ones that we're talking about will not even realize that we're talking about exactly that is yeah you're so right they don't they're not going to listen to a podcast they're not going to hear no they will listen to it they'll just be like yeah that's definitely not me because we're if you're worried it's you it's not you because you're self-aware right that is the it's the number one sign um so what did steve do tell us so steve buys a t-shirt of nicky's and i'm just like which size okay he goes i'll take it right in front of matt and you can just take it you don't have to pay for it just um

can i suck your dick for it wait wait why am i giving you something so he gets an excel and i don't know why i'm like nervous and i'm looking at his body and the first thing i think is like this guy is not an excel he's like a muscular medium like he should and then i want to put him in like a tight shirt and i go i go i think you're a medium and then he goes that's not what we want to hear on Anya. You don't tell a guy. He's a smaller size. Wait, when you told me the story, him saying Anya really turned me on. Maybe I just added that on because I wanted it. Guys smiling, saying your name.

You guys have been talking about Steve this whole night. I don't think you guys have fell asleep. She made him get the white one, and then she threw water on him, too. So it was just really. But it wasn't, again, not sexual. Steve, I could see Anya casually grabbing his arms going, with your arms? I'm sorry, with Steve? With your abs? With your cock?

Steve's looks were already, he was very hot. But if he would have had like a less cheery demeanor, I want to be clear about this. Yeah, he would have been Ted Bundy. Yeah, there would not have been the same attractiveness that we would not have been talking about him backstage in the same way. And, but he was so nice and so good energy, bubbly and smiley.

It was like, and I was just so honored. Our fans are so good looking by the way. And if you're not, if you're not a good looking person, I don't judge you either. Girls too. Oh my God.

They're all the girl fans. They're all gorgeous. Well, last night a girl walked up and i've met her before shout out to jessica um jessica fits i'm not gonna say the last part of your name but jessica fits she walked in and she looks exactly like me and whenever i see a girl who looks like me walking and i always go do you you're do you ever tell your wife she looks like me because she looks like me and then uh the girl's usually like um like like no uh but being nice about it but this girl

last night was like she was so cute she was like i've met you before and i've like didn't i forgot to like say so many things i forget how she said it but she was like before she gave her phone to matt to take a picture she was like can i just use my phone because i wrote down a bunch of stuff to i that i need to tell nikki and so she went through this whole list and it was so cute. I loved it so much. Great questions. Very interesting. And she was apologizing.

She was like, I'm so sorry to the people waiting in line. She was like, and they were like, Oh, it's fine. And she goes, I,

um, I met Tim, Tim. I got into Tim Dillon because of you. And Tim Dillon always says that people know him about him from Rogan, but I know about him from you. And so when I met him, I was like, I'm going to tell him that. But as soon as I walked up to meet him, he goes, you look like Nikki Larson. that people know him about him from rogan but i know about him from you and so when i met him i

was like i'm gonna tell him that but as soon as i walked up to meet him he goes you look like nikki laser she was like that's how i know you and uh that was good and um yeah they were just everyone was just so nice and uh yeah it was a really fun um fun shows and um so supportive and a lot of I love you Nickies that are just like randomly being shouted out that's happening now and it feels so good and so thank you to everyone and we had the craziest thing happen

when we went to Steve's place? Santa Rosa Steve's house oh my god we gotta stop distracting me I can't go on Anna Rosa. Steve's house. Oh my God. Steve's private area. We gotta check. Stop distracting me. I can't go on.

I can't do that, Steve. I gotta finish that dream later. Does this smile help? Yeah, that's the answer. Yeah, you have to see Steve on the show. I wish I had a picture of Steve. He got a picture with me, but I was like, God, I want a picture with him.

Steve, if you're listening, which I know you are, will you please DM us and send, the people need to know our cute fan Steve so they can see. In a non-sexual way. Yeah, not sexual at all. Picking apples with your shirt off.

Yeah. With a stethoscope around your neck for some reason. One more thing about Steve. Yeah, okay. Oh, God. He breaks this. Steve Cass. He's such an anomaly because most good-looking men would not

have the confidence and good nature that he has to go alone to a show too by the way steve was alone no friend steve no friend steve but like amiable like a really warm personality i mean granted i spent 20 seconds with him but still one of the best people i've ever met in my life but it's weird i want to shut up with my sister i want my sister to divorce her husband 20 seconds with him, but still. One of the best people I've ever met in my life. But it's weird because usually good looking guys are insecure. I want my sister

to divorce her husband and marry a dude. Okay, it's Sandman. Maybe Poppy. What did you say, Sandman? Sandman.

Oh, Sandman. Okay, so we were staying at this and maybe Poppy. I'll think about it. That probably, you know,

you and Brenna are together. Anything can happen. Yeah, put her on the shelf. Wait it it out so we went to this hotel called this motel called the sandman in santa rosa my my assistant books my hotels and so we it was just like it was a quaint it has good reviews it's like a quaint refurbished motel that's like for just wine country enthusiasts passing through and it was cute it was clean but it was a motel and we get there we pull in at the sandman and we are uh unloading the luggage and then i go in to check in into the little the area and walk in

and there is a two guys behind the desk one of them is reminds me so much of white lotus the guy you know the first season armand because he barely looks at me and the other guy has to help me and then caleb sign in walks in and he's like can i help it is just like all attentive on caleb it was it reminded me of being with my friend saralina in at the cellar when every guy would ignore me and be like she's so hot i can't take it every time she would get from the table and these are guys that i like had crushes on i'd be like okay cool so then um he's getting all this attention from the guy that clearly owns the place and he's this gay guy i'm assuming gay sorry to this man if you are not but i think we can defer

differ infer from the yeah this conversation how this one that he's probably gay he is checks in caleb we leave and go get the rest of our luggage i'm opening the back hatch of the van anya is in the driver's seat and from the rear from the front of the car to the rear she shouts aaron carter just died and i was like oh fuck oh i pull my bag and i'm like that's a bummer and then anya goes to check in and then um i think caleb is still in there by the way i just came back i get my stuff i go to my room and then i write anya and matt going hey hey, what's the Wi-Fi? Because the Wi-Fi needed a username and a code. And Anya goes, and I was like, that guy gave us every other fucking piece of information.

He was like, oh, I lived, he was flirting with Caleb. He's like, I lived in LA with my cousin. She was an alcoholic. It was only a couple months. I kind of miss it. And I'm like, what about the Wi-Fi fucking code? He gives us all this. Yeah, maybe that's what it was.

Oh, the pool is open from this to this yoga happens it's like this no one's doing any of that it's 40 degrees outside give us the wi-fi and um i write on you to say did you by any chance get the wi-fi code and she goes no he gave us every other piece of information in fact um what then what did you tell me i said i looked at his forearm and this guy had an Aaron Carter tattoo like a signature on his forearm and I said, is that what I think it is?

And he looks up and he goes, yes. He signed my arm years ago and I had it tattooed. I go, did you hear? And he goes, yes, I just heard. And I go, oh my God. And he's like, I've been worried sick for four days. I have not been able to sleep

and I just been praying for him and then i get this news and it's just like ruined my day and caleb told me that he had seen it before he found out aaron carter died he saw the tattoo when he was in there because we had not heard i heard the news after i left and left caleb in there he had seen it and aaron carter's face was on the other side of his arm yes oh so this guy had a gigantic and big too like this isn't like just this is bigger than andrew's forum tattoos like big maybe the same size like the leopard like aaron carter's face what are the odds that within 30 seconds 30 seconds and that's not an exaggeration of finding out aaron carter is

dead you interact with someone with an a with an adult man in his 50s, I'm guessing, with two Aaron Carter tattoos. Unironically. What are the odds? I'm guessing there's probably 1,000 people in America with an Aaron Carter tattoo, and I am being generous. But I'm guessing probably 1,000 people in America. How many people are in America?

3 billion. Is that true? 350 million. I don't know. 350 million. I think that's the world. I think it's 5 billion. 6 billion is the world.

5 billion or something like that? 350. 350 million? Yeah. All right. She's just saying it with authority. So.0000000001% of people. Is there anything you would think

would be a Nick Carter tattoo? I mean, the idea that Aaron Carter is just... Even that would be a story that I'd be telling right now. But an Aaron Carter tattoo would... What? Did his face have a tattoo on the face of the tattoo? Because Aaron Carter has tattoo on his face. Oh, that's interesting.

I didn't know that. Then he would have to keep getting... No, we'd have to ask Caleb about that. Yeah, he'd have to update it. Because Caleb saw the face. I know. Because Aaron Carter was littered in face tattoos really yeah oh my god so many dude i saw a video of of you know they had a reality show

with nick carter and aaron carter and they get in this fight and it's like the weirdest their family is so like key west like florida yeah it's people wrote me being like you know he's an animal abuser and i'm like of course he is you guys his life is tragic i i'm not supporting i'm sad someone died and i'm sad someone's mental illness and addictions killed them i can still be sad about someone and they can abuse animals i'm i know i'm maybe a hypocrite there but i think you know no one chooses to be an animal abuser um but yeah i gotta check out that video will you send that to me i want to see that yeah it's just so weird yeah they get in a full-on fight because you know nick is huge in backstreet boys and then aaron had some fame with like two

songs and then and with two kind of just fell off yeah hillary duff he dated hillary duff and lindsey lohan yeah they like fight fought over him like he peaked a lot at like the idea of celebrity at like 15 and then you fall off and then your brother's still going strong with the boys i don't think he was going strong after aaron carter with the boys the backstreet boys fell off for a while oh yeah that's a good point i guess they're back 20 years well yeah backstreet's's Back Alright now. But do you get that reference? Boy Meets World? Yeah.

That was a song, right? I mean, that was a part of a song. Yeah, Backstreet's Back Alright. Back alright. I went into a Nick Carter hole. Do you do that after someone dies? And you're like, what was the Nick Carter, Aaron Carter situation? I like that you didn't go into an Aaron Carter hole.

But yeah, no, I sometimes do that. I didn't do it this time. What did you learn about him? That he's kind of crazy too. Like watching his videos, he seems not connected. Read Jeanette McCurdy's book about being a child star. These people have bad parents, yo. Bad parents.

Oh, they take all their money. That throw them into the Disney machine. They do it because they want to get rich off them. These kids don't even... You don't know what you want as a kid his one of his main his second famous song a favorite song or whatever most viewed song i want candy and then it's yeah aaron's song aaron's party and then there's one of there's one about just getting tickets to get to nick's show that's the whole song is like hey man i want tickets to your brother's show can you hook me up and then he's like yeah i could hook you up and then he calls

nick and he's like nick's like all right i can get you tickets i get you 12 he's like i need 3 000 he's like you're gonna have to pay for it yourself that's like the whole song oh my god really that says a lot that's gonna be me writing to my managers this fucking week about taylor swift tickets if any of my besties have hookups to taylor swift tickets i am looking to go to about 12 of her dates and i will pay i just want the hookup to get the ticket because i'm not signing up for capital one i'm not going on a waiting list i just can't i don't even that stuff stresses me out i'm not trying to be like elitist about it like'm a celebrity. I don't have to wait. I wouldn't do it if I weren't.

I can't. Someone sent me a TikTok the other day. Really? Jake Owen? Oh, well, that is one. That's another one. Talk to Lucy from Nashville. Lucy is a Swifty.

Yeah. She has a connection. Okay. Sweet. Yeah. And I wanted to talk about one more thing before we go okay selena gomez documentary did you guys hear the drama around that real quick yes go to break and come back about it she dated bieber right is that what the drama is about bieber no or no is it the thing how she didn't mention all her friends yes taylor she said her

best friend in the industry she only her best friend in the industry, she only has one friend in the industry, and it's Taylor Swift. And then E posted something about that headline of Taylor Swift is my only friend in the industry. Everyone else is fake or whatever. I don't know how she said it. And then the girl who's her friend,

who I guess is an actress, I don't know this girl's name, but she gave her a kidney. She writes under it, interesting. She writes under it, interesting. She comments under it, interesting. And then Selena Gomez

on a separate thing writes, sorry I didn't mention everyone I know. And so this girl, she's just referring to her as someone she knows that gave her a fucking kidney. No, isn't that taken

out of context? No, she... She was really referring to her? No, she's taking it out of her body. She could have just said, I meant the music industry or I meant like, we're not that close anymore, context no she was really referring to her body she could have just said i meant the music industry or i meant like we're not that close anymore but now she's

for to say sorry i didn't mention everyone i know is not the best response and i can't wait to see the selena gomez documentary anya and i had plans to watch it a million times this week but we got caught up with steve i'll watch it i I would like a documentary like that. Yeah. I give my kidney to Steve. Yeah. Steve, I want to know about that sweater too. Didn't it have like

a chevron on it? It was like, it was just a Navy sweater with a red stripe. Oh, okay. For some reason, I pictured it being a chevron.

Steve, wherever you got that sweater, I want to buy it for my baby. What is a chevron exactly? Just like a little flaggy? You should know what that is. But the red stripe,

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Shout out to Steve. SteveCast. SteveCast now. SteveCast. Let's do, it's Monday, so let's. What? No, go ahead. No, I just want to really get Steve on this podcast.

We should do top one, bottom get on our favorite steve's okay least favorite top c i'll tell you my favorite next week we already we already have oh shit yeah um buscemi will sweep that right steve's do you i don't really know any bad steve Steve Carell, Steve Colbert. Oh, yeah. Anya just shot me a look, and I'm like, oh, I forgot your history. Dated to Steve. Yeah, Steve. Steven, the guy that was my PA at FBoy.

You remember Steven, right? Oh, I like Steven. I love him. I saw him actually the other day on the set of a show. He came walking down the hall, and he was just looking at me and i was just like steven like because he was with us every single day of the show of f boy and i haven't seen him since and he all of a sudden just shows up when i was on this show uh the jimmy fallon that's my jam show and i was just like hi and he was and then he took off his mask he's like it's me it's like no put it back on that's how i know you i don't know you about the mask um but shout out to steven

and uh and oh and i remember steven when we were went to go see the whale sharks i got him to talk about like relationships and i was talking so much about my relationship and he like learned a lot from it he was like i think i need to like change some my relationship and he like learned a lot from it he was like i think i need to like change some of the ways i've been listening and like because he was dating this girl and it was she was just like not into it and he was like i really want her back but i don't know how to get it and like and i am happy to report they aren't so in love and together and i i wrote another day i saw that story i go is this the girl? And he was like, yes. And I'm like, hell yes, dude. Because he's such a good guy.

I'm so excited. He's such a Steve. That's our new thing for a good guy is a Steve. I know. Sorry, Anya. Any Steve born after 1986. OK. OK.

That's the new prerequisite for good Steve. Because I'm guessing our Steve, the one we were just talking about. Yeah, our Steve. Our Steve. That sounds like a Taylor Swift song. Steve's. Because I'm guessing R. Steve, you know, the one we were just talking about? Yeah, R. Steve. R. Steve. That sounds like a Taylor Swift song. He's probably born in 1987 for sure. Hey, Steven, the Taylor Swift song. Yeah, he's probably in 1987.

Yeah, he was probably like 33. What do you think? Yeah, I think that's about like pants size. I wonder where he's running from. As in scene. What did you say, Andrew? I wonder where he's running from. I feel like he's running from something if he ends up by himself in like Santa Ana. I wonder where he's running from I feel like he's running from something if he ends up by himself in like Santa Ana

I wonder where he's running from I want to see his biopic and other things too but I want to see like the story of Stephen would you give Steve a kidney honestly like if he needed it like tomorrow like if he was like hey look I'm a big fan I love your merch

yes a kidney I was thinking about a kidney like if i would give it to anyone like wait to your sister you would you have two kidneys right and you can give one up but if you're one fails then you're fucked right yeah yeah i think also unless you have someone like that would i would give a kidney to someone yeah the girl that gave a kidney to selena gomez i guarantee she got paid a healthy amount of money. She got a little bit of fame from it. She got something out of it, too.

You know what I mean? She's like, I gave you my kidney. If someone gives you a kidney, you don't have to love them the rest of your life. If they turn out to be someone you don't want to be friends with, you're allowed to just go, sorry, things have changed. I had a friend give me an insane amount of money before. Did the friend give her the kidney or just a person? What?

Was the kidney a friend? No, it was her friend. I think they actually had a fight. I think they had a fight and then they made up and the girl gave her her kidney. So they always had an off relationship, I think.

Are there any strings attached to this kidney? feel like that like i'd rather die like friends do you favors and then it's like but you can never like i then you can't like because i'm giving you this you can't be um you never can have a falling out and i just don't think like it's like i'll give you my spleen is a big deal you should at least give a shout out in your documentary to someone who gives you a kidney and not call them someone you know sorry um but i would so speaking of kidneys there's a soup called kidney bean soup i'm thinking and we're gonna do top one bottom one and the category is soups soups your favorite soup your least favorite soup let's start with your least favorite soup. Andrew, what is it? I mean, now that you say kidney bean,

I don't think there's a worse name for a bean. Like, that's disgusting. The name of it. It doesn't make me think of like the, Dahmer likes it. It doesn't make me think of the organ. It makes me think of just the shape of it. Yeah, no, for sure.

I also think bladders look like that probably or liver that's a good point okay kidney because it looks like a kidney that's so weird yeah i don't think it looks exactly like a kidney oh no yeah yeah that's probably it you know uh i would say my least favorite least favorite is man what to show how dumb we are. What do you think kidneys do? Oh, they fucking, they make Selena Gomez a fucking celebrity. I don't know either. I think they help with your piss or something. Like they help clean out your body.

I think they clean the blood. Yeah. They clean your blood? They help with your, clean your body. But what do they filter? And what are they filtering out? They're filtering out i know you turn orange or yellow if your kidney if you have a kidney failure right

jaundice and you need dialysis for your kidneys really jaundice as an adult shout out cole i like that band um nick you will get that reference um my least favorite wait i don't know that cole from uh he's a big he was a big johnis brother brothers fan from uh love is blind cool oh he was he was you don't remember because if you don't like the jonas brothers i won't like you that was like his whole thing no oh i read not vaguely okay i haven't watched have you watched the latest episodes by the way that's a no i haven't been home um well that doesn't mean you can't watch things huntsville has that's a good point just so much was happening here you understand i fucked a horse so um least favorite manhattan clam chowder can go fuck itself i'm not a fan too much clam really i like a new england

clam because i'm in new england i'm a huge fan of new england i'm honestly you don't even need the clams in there i think the clam is just to make you feel like eating cream alone is kind of weird. I love that little chewiness. But Manhattan, it's too much. It's too much. It's all clam. There's a little hint of tomato. It's just too much clam.

So give me New England clam chowder. I can't believe you even know Manhattan clam chowder. Most people don't know about that. Can I be honest? I knew there was a red one that I didn't like. I Googled it, and I go, what's the red one? Red clam chowder? Manhattan clam chowder.

It's my dad's favorite soup. Really? Noah, what's your least favorite soup? My least favorite soup is a cold gazpacho. Fuck yeah. That's the same vein. Add clam to that. That's what it is.

Fuck that. I love... I don't know what tomato based soups I think I... I don't like it to have a list. I clams to that. That's what it is. Fuck that. I love... I don't know what tomato-based soups. I think I... I don't like it to have... I like tomato basil. I agree. But I like to drink certain salsas

if they are really chunky. I will just do shots of them, especially Nacho Mamas in St. Louis. It's the best salsa. I literally drink it like gazpacho. But I don't like gazpacho normally when you buy it in a restaurant because it has too much like oil

and it just feels like it should be hot but salsa is fresh and it feels like it should be cold well on a summer day I guess gazpacho I would fuck with it just to cool off a little bit not even on a summer day for me I never thought about it as salsa

you're right it is kind of like more in the salsa family than soup. Yeah. It's such a letdown for me. I'm like, no, soup is hot. Stop trying to make it something else. Just call it salsa then or a Mickey shot or whatever. Have you ever ordered soup in the summer?

That's a psycho move. Like a really hot soup. I love it. I mean, I get extra hot lattes in the summer. I'm like the only one that the hot bar is working for. You know, like the people are like steaming stuff and they're like, oh, we gotta warm up this machine because it's not being used. I just like

a hot, I like to feel heat in my body down my throat. Except in this room. Yeah, well, it's so cold in here, but I just can't sleep. You love a cold room. Yes, and I'm so grateful to my boyfriend. Cold room, hot cough. Sorry. Sorry for this podcast, Chris, if you're listening about I love a cold room. Yes, and I'm so grateful to my boyfriend. Cold room, hot coffee. Sorry for this podcast, Chris,

if you're listening about all the Steve stuff, but I'm so grateful to my boyfriend for never complaining about how cold I like it and only just like bundling more and like never giving me a single. Yeah, he just like, that is just such a great quality in a guy. He knows it's important to me and he has no qualms. He would never make me feel bad about liking it. It's just like, that is just such a great quality in a guy. He knows it's important to me and he has no qualms. He would never make me feel bad about liking it.

It's just like, that's the way it goes. My girlfriend likes to sleep cold. We are making the room cold. I'm going to put my own needs aside, which he doesn't do in any other space. But that one, I really appreciate it because I could not sleep. It's non-negotiable.

Maybe that's why you like a hot, hot drink and a hot, hot soup and a hot hot bar because i run i don't know i just well i like hot i do extra hot lattes because i drink them too fast and if i don't get them extra hot i will i will just chug it in one sip i'm a chugger my dad coined that phrase when i was like five he was just just like, you chug everything. God, you slow down. I eat fast. Yeah, my dad would always yell. because I'm not getting enough love

in this family, so I'm looking towards food for it, you freak. You know what I think it is? And so I get things that are hot so I can't burn myself. If dinner sucks, like dinner with your family sucks,

you want to eat, you want to just get it done as fast as possible. That's why I think I ate faster than I ran up to my room after I ate. Like I would like, I wouldn't even chew. I didn't like i wouldn't even chew i was trying to not feel my feelings but i liked my family i would just make i would make seconds and thirds and fourths and fifths and stay there but i would just oh i just chug things so fast i just like to consume chris

just goes you're a consumer you're just consuming You went from one man calling you a chugger to another man calling you a consumer. Yeah. Consumer I don't mind because it's calling me a binger, but there's no judgment in it. He's like, you just like to consume things, like entertainment. Even when I'm listening to the WhatsApp,

I go at two times the speed. I know. I can read really fast. I just like a lot of information, a lot of substance getting in my body all at once. Oh my gosh, that stresses me out just thinking about it. About what? What's your least favorite soups? Just doing that fast.

No, but Anya chews on a granola bar for two hours. Look at this. She just takes these little... She has been working on this and it's still half of it left. Working on it. For like 40 minutes. But wait till you see me drink a smoothie. I bet you I cannot drink a smoothie slowly. I gotta, it's gone.

How do you do that? Does that take restraint for you or do you just not like it that much? I need, here's the reason why. This Starbucks is empty now and I need the protein bar with the tea. So if I had had more tea, I would have finished the bar.

It's weird. Why is that not enough tea? That's a huge thing of tea. I know, I just. i it didn't work out don't you know usually the amount of tea with the granola bar that you're gonna need usually i do but i just was really chugging that tea this morning so sugar you're a chugger man i do it with smoothies and fraps oh fraps you spent eight dollars on something that lit eight seconds yes i'm the same how fast i suck those down that's why that's why i get my drinks extra hot is because the burning of my mouth prevents me from drinking it too fast and everyone just goes you like hot drinks it's like no i need

to create barriers right so that i don't consume it too fast okay soup my least favorite soup it wait did you say yours no no get yours i do not like a seafood soup. I hate like an octopus thing hanging out. I hate clams. I hate mussels. I don't want that at all. Any seafood-y, like, what is it called? Bouillabaisse. Hate it.

Oh, interesting. I loved, I went to Korea. But the thickness matter? Nope. It's just the amount of seafood I don't like. I'm fine with a shrimp. I don't want it don't like. I'm fine with a shrimp. I don't want it in a soup. I'm fine with a scallop.

I don't want it in a soup. You're eating an aquarium. Yes. Yeah, just a boiled aquarium. It's like that scene from Little Night. You're eating a fish tank. Shopping things and fish are flying everywhere. Octopus never seemed dead to me either.

I don't like octopus. Octopus always seem alive they are so smart you should feel really bad if you eat octopus i mean like worse than if you feel eat any other when my mom eats sometimes i'll buy her squid salad because she gets so excited oh squid salad like i got that for the other night we went shut we went to the grocery store and i was like getting sushi from my family out of the grocery stores like not even that nice but my mom's like oh my i go dad we're going to deerburgs you want sushi for dinner and he goes no and i go i'm not gonna get the bargain sushi like mom

does like the day old my mom gets like half price old sushi that's been sitting on the shelf it's not even refrigerated of course he doesn't want that i go i'll buy you a ten dollar roll that's like not that much you know and then so i went to the sushi my mom was off looking at the junk like the old food that was marked down and i went and i saw squid salad and i was like my mom is going to fucking flip if i get this for her so i put it in the cart and then she was looking i go no i got a surprise for you you're not allowed to look and she goes what you get me i go well i got you this roll and this roll, but I'm not telling you. And so then we got home and we're watching Celebrity Jeopardy and we're sitting around and I go, mom, you want to know what you got?

And she was like, what did you get me? And I go, it's your favorite food. And she goes, squid salad. And I go, yes, why do you like it so much? And it's not an expired one, mom. It's not the cheap one. That's so cute. If my mom gets a squid salad,

what is it for her? It ain't chewy enough then. It just looks like unfried calamari all piled together with maybe like a little, like it just looks. It's cold?

Yes. And is it on greens? No. She just likes the squid. Yes. Oh, interesting. I used to like it too when I ate this stuff.

That's like straight to the source. Okay, my least favorite soup is it that's like straight to the source my least favorite soup is one that i i like to be able to navigate the things i want in the soup and this weekend i got a soup i got hot and sour soup and i thought it was going to be vegan but it had egg all littered throughout so any kind of egg drop soup anything that has a lot of stuff yeah i thought that was a vegan place i thought it was a vegan the place at reno oh reno was not vegan okay right but it had a lot of egg littered throughout it and um any soup i don't like minestrone i don't like noodles so i don't like any soup with noodles that i can't get

around it and i don't like a vegetable soup that has a lot of um potato in it because potato is a cheap vegetable it's thrown in to like seem like a vegetable let's use a squash let's use a sweet potato but just your cold hard potatoes no thank you you are just wasting my time and let's now go to um uh our favorite soups that's funny because when i get a potato i'm like score oh no no no i don't like them i don't it's also left over from my eating disorder of thinking potatoes yeah like i'm with you andrew on the clam chowder i love a clam chowder and i would love it without any clams but the potato bits in a clam chowder it's like yeah i get that it's interesting you say that because i'm final thought it's interesting you say it's interesting you

bring that up there i wonder well steve, I wonder? Well, Steve just eats pussy, for sure. Just pussy soup, for sure. That tastes like clams. Yeah, pussy drop soup. Fish market. Yeah, there's an egg in there somewhere. The other day, Kirsten said that pussies smell like fish market. Fish market.

I was like, that's the funniest thing I've ever heard. I just pictured Seattle, the guys throwing a vagina in the air and someone catching it you know oh my god yes wait final thoughts what did you just say um uh seattle when someone throws or throws one no no i know you said that before that you were saying that's very interesting oh very interesting point then there um i would say uh uh chicken corn chowder is a fucking great soup. And it's a lot. You feel like you're eating something. And corn chowder.

You feel like you're eating something. You know what I mean? When's the best chicken corn chowder you've had? Can you recall? Yeah. So Hale and Hardy, which is in New York, they wouldn't have it all the time. And they had chicken corn chowder. Every once in a while, they'd have it down at the bottom of the menu, and I'd fucking

lose my mind. I ate so much soup in New York. I was a dog walker, because I had to stay warm. So I was just eating that in my fucking just disgust. And it's good for your teeth. Soup. Because you don't like to chew. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Well, you don't like to chew, so you just suck it. That's a good point. It's good for your teeth. Yeah, he doesn't like to chew Yeah yeah Oh I love a soup That's a good point Yeah he doesn't like to chew things Yeah it's already chewed up for you Yeah it's nice Okay Noah what is your favorite soup Yes A baby bird puree

Was that what you were going to say No no no That's not my favorite soup Andrew That's delicious Noah a baby bird puree was that what you're gonna say yeah no no no that's not my favorite soup Andrew that's delicious Noah my favorite soup I think I'd have to say ultimately

it's gonna be the matzo ball soup hell yeah represent she's a good Jewish girl she had to answer that it is a great if you get a good matzo ball soup

I was forced to yeah you have to have a good matzo ball do you get a good matzo ball soup. I was forced to. Yeah, you have to have a good matzo ball. Do you like a big matzo ball or a little? I prefer the big fluffy ones. And I also prefer for the chicken soup not to actually have the chicken pieces in it. I just like it with noodles, a carrot, an occasional celery, and a big old matzo ball.

And then you have to dissect the matzo ball and then you have to like dissect the matzo ball matzo ball yourself like you have to like why isn't it just pre-chopped oh no i don't want pre-chopped i mean no one would want that but why not you know like why is that why don't they put everything in soup just like you have to do it yourself here's the thing if you chop it up it gets too it gets you know they say astronauts look at a matzo ball and they realize how small we really all are. It's kind of wild. Anya, your favorite soup. I can't remember where I got it.

Maybe at Le Pain Quotidien, but there was a spicy tomato. Oh, sexy. Le Pain Quotidien. Le Pain Quotidien. Did it take you eight hours to get this soup because they have the worst service in all of the restaurant industry? Le Pain Quotidien. If you want to wait, if you want to be treated like you're an american visiting france go to le pen cotidien they will fucking it is the worst service i just went the other day please go if you go to new york to visit it is a great meal so go there but just go to know that you're going

like just go to see how long it takes because it is is, it's insane. And we couldn't stop going. I had to kill two hours before Resco the other day. Shout out to our dermatologist. And I was like, perfect place. La Pan, two hours. I got my meal an hour in. I got my waiter to come to me. 40 minutes of sitting down.

Then he came over and was like, would you like a glass of water? I'm like, sure. Yes, this is the way it is. But they let you set up your laptop. So it's great great i just worked there all day and had a very nice meal but they used to have a spicy tomato soup either there or somewhere else it was blended with cheese i don't think le pan does that but like a creamy tomato oh my god i love that a little kick to it that's my favorite soup there was a soup i was eating every single day of my life when i was living in queens that i found at this local coffee shop soup place and i was so obsessed and i gained

a lot of weight from eating the soup every day so this is not a soup you eat every day i couldn't stop i was addicted because it was so good senegalese soup it is peanut based it's a peanut soup it's a peanut chicken soup this is before i was vegan it tastes like orange it is i'm not kidding you you're not gonna get fat from this was i was i was seriously having it like three large containers in one sitting because i could it was so addictive i'm my mouth is watering thinking about it Senegalese soup is so fucking good. And it reminded me of my old bird, Django, who flew out one Christmas

because we were bringing in the Christmas tree and he was a Senegalese parrot. And he was from Senegal, which is I don't know where on the African continent because I don't know geography. But it is the best soup. It's like a peanut-based soup. But there's no chunk in it.

It's creamy and it's orange. And I love it it so much and if you know what i'm talking about you fucking know let's go there you've got to try it you've got if you ever see senegalese soup or a peanut soup on a menu please get it ever go back to that place no because it was chicken in it oh and i have a i'm scared it's like it's like one of my foods I can't have because it's too good. So if you can show restraint around food, unlike your girl, you should definitely try that soup. And that is all the show we have for today. We are going to be back tomorrow from the same location,

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