The Nikki Glaser Podcast - #297 Why We Can’t Talk About Steve?

Episode Date: November 17, 2022

Nikki is joined by her BFF Anya Marina who is on a location that everyone has on their phone. They all confess their different Starbucks addictions before going into their newest one...Steve. Nikki shares a message she received from him after the Stevecast which makes Anya literally disrobe. Nikki shares some unfortunate news about having to reduce the podcast again to one day a week. While in Santa Barbara with Julie and Anya, they talk about how Nikki's mom is so unintentionally funny. As Nikki goes through some changes...she realizes she is turning into her mom. In Reddit Dump Nikki reads the latest discussions that she found interesting from people who hate babies, those who wonder about panhandlers, people who get corrected for correcting grammar and celebrities who question paid meet and greats. ------ Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina   More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More producer Noa: IG          See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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The Nikki Glaser Podcast. Here's Nikki. Hello. Welcome to the show. It's Nikki Glaser podcast. Here I am. It's me. Hi. I'm the problem. It's me. I'm trying to remember to say that every day. It's really fitting for my life recently. I just keep going, oh my god,

how has not more people written songs with this in it? Oh wait, they have. Matt Pond wrote a song called The Problem Is Me that I talked about on this podcast back in September long before Antihero by Taylor Swift came out. So check that song out. Today on this show

I am in Los Angeles still because my boyfriend is working on Beauty and the Beast. Check it out on ABC, December 15th. I'm not quite sure when it is. I think it's December 15th. But he played me, or I guess he told me, I should say, about some of the musical performances that are happening. And they are amazing. And I forgot how much I loved that movie.

Andrew is in Indianapolis tonight. So he is not here, but Anya Marina is filling in. She is here. She is live from Cupertino, which is where your iPhone was not made because we know that's China. It was created intellectually nearby and she's up in the hills of cupertino

where her parents live is that too specific are people gonna find them oh yeah they're gonna find them please please come over uh no that's fine but your little logo of the maps on your iphone that is cupertino it's just gonna say that 280 right there. Yeah. Or it used to. They changed it. Like when you click on maps on your iPhone, the little picture that is on your app is Cupertino, is like where your parents' house is.

Yeah, that guy. So you can go to that intersection. How far are you from that intersection that is on the app picture? Like right there is where I went to Starbucks today. No way!

Oh yeah. There's a Starbucks there. I bet if you could take any tiny square picture of a quarter mile of America, there would be a Starbucks in it. So I guess it's not that crazy. Especially in Cupertino. Really? There are multiple. Oh, yeah.

I was at the one today and the guy was like, I'm so sorry someone took your drink. It's just been that kind of morning. It was so nice. He made me a new one one and then the lady behind me was like is my cappuccino right and he's like oh my god i'm let me check i think someone might wait did you put your order hold on ma'am can i see your phone and he's like ah you picked the starbucks two blocks down and he was so nice he's like we'll take care of you yes he goes these people are dealing with this all day long. There was a meme going around the other day that I posted

where it was like a Starbucks employee kind of crouched down in almost the fetal position, looked like he was really sad on the floor. And then there was another employee that was comforting him. And the meme was when she says, I'm never coming back to the store again. So it's just like, they don't fucking care. Like it was just like making fun of when people say that at Starbucks.

These employees. I thought you were going to say it's like a pipe comforting another pipe. Oh, yeah. It was exactly like the pipe shot. Noah is in Arizona. She's here. Yeah, that pipe shot. I didn't get to look at the comments on that, but I hope that people saw what I was talking about.

There are some people that see these things that I see too. Often my friend Taylor, the train jumping hobo, sees them a lot in faces and stuff. But yeah, so what I was going to say about Starbucks. Oh, it's such a vast difference between the kind of employee you'll get at a Starbucks. You might go to a Starbucks where they're just like not having it, don't want to have anything to do with you. And there's some that are so nice that they've recently maybe had a meeting about being kinder to, you know, you can tell that they just had a team meeting about like you need

to start asking people like how's your day what are you getting into today like yesterday i went to starbucks and i don't talk to any of the employees there because i do mobile orders so you just go up and grab them so they don't have to have these like partner interactions which is what they call them i think because i'm on the starbucks subreddit so i read all about what it's like to work at starbucks and i think they call it part like maybe the people they work with are partners but there's something that they they really drive home like you got to talk to people that come up to the counter and be like how's your day and like really connect with them which to me seems like bullshit and i'm sorry that you have to

do that as an employee ever anywhere there's like, but why do you have to like connect with someone for three minutes? Because it creates a connection that, you know, makes you feel like this, this place cares about me. I'm home. You know, this place where I buy an $8 latte is home.

These people get me. This is like, cheers. Totally. I walked in yesterday and the guy goes on you and i'm like i feel so how do you know because i've only been in town a couple days and he goes i know your order and i miss i genuinely miss the starbucks people at my i have had so many different starbucks in my life but there's one that i used to go to during the pandemic

that was the cafe was the first to open and when I was living with my parents and didn't really have a lot going on I think it was before the podcast even like it was just I would go there every single day and write and there was this girl there whose name I now forget but I run into her around town sometimes and she and I like struck up a friendship she didn't realize I was like semi famous or whatever I am. I hate saying famous, but you know, she didn't know I was somebody until after we'd already been friends.

And then she was like shocked. It was like a fun thing for her to go like, wait, what, what? Like her freak out. And then I see, she,

she goes now to the beauty school that is by the Starbucks that I live at. And so I run into her there. There's like this beauty, like, um, a Vita. Maybe it's not even a Vita like there's some beauty school that is right next to my Starbucks apartment building Starbucks that I live next to and right before class there's like seriously probably 70 people dress head to toe in black because I guess that's the uniform and they all line up to get their drinks I'm dying to know why these people don't mobile order.

People love a line. But I really do miss the people that I see every single day at Starbucks in my neighborhood who are always like, here's your latte, Nikki. And I go, I'll see you. I'll be back in two hours. They know that I'll be back. They don't give me shit about drinking too much caffeine which by the way i'm off and yesterday i actually did a um an interview with a friend of mine so a friend of mine i met through i'm not going to give any specifics because i don't know if i'm not supposed to say but he

interviewed me for this thing and then we struck up a friendship and while we were interviewing we got into a lot of other subjects and i was like you know what you should do an article on like people quitting caffeine and how caffeine is like such a more you know problematic and uh really what's the word i'm looking for i want to say systemic because that makes me sound smart but it's so not that word so it's like a bigger issue than we think and it's like you know insidious i guess maybe is the word it's a pervasive pervasive yeah yeah what's what are other words that make me sound like a political analyst um it's just a bigger problem than you think and then i said that um oh uh melefluous no that's how you describe my name when I used to talk better.

So I told him that and I said, and there's this whole community, a subreddit about it called Decaf where people are talking about how hard it is to quit. And I've talked about this on the podcast before. And he was like, yo, check it out. And so then he writes to me and was like, my editor really likes the idea, so I think I'm going through with it.

And I was like, fuck yeah, it's gonna a good, it's going to get out there. And then I saw him post on the decaf subreddit, like, Hey, I'm a journalist writing an article about quitting caffeine. If anyone wants to talk to me and I was like, go dude, go.

And so then yesterday he was like, do you want to talk to me about it at all? And I was like, sure. So I said that I don't think I'm addicted to caffeine. I'm addicted to Starbucks because it is not me quitting. Caffeine has not changed the magnitude and the frequency with which I drink Starbucks at all. I was at LAX the other day.

I was supposed to be at gate 52B. And I was like, where is the Starbucks? I got to get my whatever breakfast sandwich and tea. And I'm carrying a very heavy guitar, a heavy backpack. And that was like a tote bag or something. And I'm like, oh, let's get 60. This should be easy. And then I quickly realized it's in a slightly different terminal. And I'm like, oh, yeah, fuck it. I'll do it. I had to go. I'm asking people, I'm like lugging this shit around. My knees hurting. I'm like, where is it?

And they're like, it's just down the stairs. And then it's kind of a hike. And then it was just like an endless tunnel. And I'm in the middle of the tunnel sweating because I'm trying to wear lots of layers so I don't have to pack them in my bag. And I'm just thinking, bitch, you are a fucking addict, like so addicted to this dumb, greasy like what is it and i had the same thought i'm like it's not even the caffeine it's something about the place i hiked for 20 minutes the same yeah and then i almost missed my flight you almost missed your flight or you did because it was one of those fucked up dates where they're like you have to take a shuttle to 52e like you're i'm walking around i'm like here's 52a 52A, and then it says 52B through J.

It's not even a joke, Anya. This is so serious. I do the same thing. When my plane lands, the first thing I do is look up what terminal the Starbucks is in, and it's worth me going to a different terminal. How many times have I met you at baggage claim when you guys get off the plane a little bit before me,

and I go, I'll see you at baggage claim, and I come 15 minutes later because I've gone to another terminal to get Starbucks because because i can't wait it's such an addiction wait no what you have this i every time i get starbucks i always crave it like and i have to get another time avi does not like starbucks so i'm just like oh can we go to starbucks can we go to starbucks and he has like he has to tell me no for me to not go back but it's never just like one cup because i think about it like three days after i was just like starbucks starbucks starbucks i mean they do give you cocaine yeah i always get a trenta

cocaine no i don't know what it is but it's like i it's the there is a couple things that could get me to quit okay if they ran out of almond milk i'm not going oat milk i'm not going soy milk too much sugar it would get me to i would just have to find another thing that i would be into i really would um if they got rid of the sugar-free vanilla, which a lot of times, because on mobile orders, welcome to Starbucks talk, everyone. If you're just joining us. Starbucks cast.

Yeah. Sorry, Steve cast. I think we're almost done. We need that update on Steve, by the way. Well, let me just finish my diet drive. Yes. Starbucks. Because I think this is maybe relatable.

Like if anyone has any like insight into their own Starbucks addiction, because that's the two things that could get me to quit. Because sometimes on the mobile order, they will say, you know, we're out of almond milk or we're out of the sugar-free vanilla. And there's no alternative. There's no other sugar-free syrup.

I need a syrup in my coffee. There's no other milks that have no animal products and low sugar so if those two things go my addiction will be broken it will jump onto something else i will find something else to like suck down every day in you know gallons fulls um and it might be steve just cool transition um okay so steve wrote on saturday i was in the car be Steve. Just kidding. Cool transition. Okay. So Steve wrote on Saturday. I was in the car headed down to San Diego Valley Center at Harrah's and I was in the car with Anya.

I don't know what I'm doing in Australia. I think it's it. But so he wrote and I gasped. If you remember correctly, Anya was driving. Radu, my opener, was in the front seat with Anya. And I was like, oh, it's Steve! He wrote, so he wrote, Glazedog, Anya, Puddleboy, and Noah, I'd like to come forward as no friend Steve on the Steve cast. Because we said we had no friends.

You went alone. Thank you for all the compliments. Most of all, that i pick up on social cues so anya said that he seemed to pick up on i didn't remember that comment yeah you said that he picks up on social cues yeah he knows when to leave and um i actually didn't want him to leave but yeah you know as you twirl your hair seductively you're like fixing yourself up don't worry i know you were totally like getting bashful you were like blushing i'm like touching my arm

all the cues um my impulse is to post that podcast on my linkedin profile but not sure it would further my apple picking career all that much someone's funny someone's this guy's amy wool quick witted i mean god anya i'm enjoying the extra large but not as much as the new workout joke but you and steve have yeah we have two but he had sparkly eyes did you tell him that not in person i told him he looked like a medium not an excel oh right he was like don't tell me that so that's our little inside joke and then also oh my god you have a thing with steve i'm so jealous i well i did catch i have a thing with steve too but i'm not even gonna talk about it

here because it's so like sacred to me that we share oh bitch tell me no it's between me and steve you like can't know steve you know exactly what i'm talking about it involved a camera phone and you taking a picture of a sign i saw it i don't even know what it was about but i saw it i saw the sign okay so i can't keep it to myself anymore okay there's actually nothing i got hot and had to take my jacket off just now. I know. Why can't we talk about Steve? Isn't that the name of like a movie about lesbians?

Why can't we talk about Steve? Okay. So when Matt was escorting me back to the theater from the meet and greet, I was following Matt and then I ran into Steve on on the way out because steve had just been the last person so he was just a kind of like ahead of us in the same direction and he was taking a picture of the name of the place which was the luther van dross no luther burbank center and i forgot to do my luther burbank joke i wrote a whole fucking joke about being at the luther burbank um center wrote a whole fucking joke about being at the luther burbank um center which was the name of the place we played in santa rosa and it was about

luther burbank was a famous horticulturist and i was like two famous whores in one i was gonna do something like i'm a whore in culture as well um so anyway uh i ran to steve he was taking a picture of the sign and steve if you could send us a picture of that sign because you did you took it i go take it i go got it or i said something because i was like nervous around him why why i like i got in line for his meet and greet after that i was like i can't picture with you there are times where i want to get a picture with people that take pictures with me because they're either such cuties or like they just and oftentimes i do get the picture because they post it later and i go oh i remember them um there's one guy that comes to all my shows he went to

on the improv the other night he was front row wearing my nikki glazer shirt and he went to two shows he was like i see you every november and i go i'll see you next november and then he was at the next night too so shout out to the guy that guy with long hair i forget his name i want to say like oh or something you know what i'm talking about in valley center he's gorgeous yes he's like a beautiful man he looks almost like um he looks like a medium like literally like a person who could see your future wait is he white long long hair longer hair um no he um okay he's a brown kid white guy from san diego that had long hair and maybe a goatee anyway i have an amazing picture that becky the photographer took of him. And I know I've like DM'd with him before.

And I wanted to send him this amazing picture of you too. Because it's like a professional moment. Okay, well, if you're a white guy with long brown hair and a goatee, reach out to Anya about that picture. Okay, so wrapping up Steve's note. He says, he goes, so Anya, I'm enjoying the extra large shirt, but not as much as the new workout tunes. After Party at Jimmy's is my jam. I don't even even know that song he is like going deep in your collection nikki it was only after i realized after looking i'm sure it is it you wrote it no i wrote it with um jason and brian from louis the 14th it's a it's a true rocker you'll love it oh fun um nikki it was only after

looking at the picture we took i realized i am the unfunny tall guy from your act i'm the unfunny tall guy it's me oh my god he made a taylor swift reference we didn't get that earlier he goes i'm the unfunny tall guy from your act because i talk about how tall guys aren't funny because they don't need to be because everyone likes them already he said i'm the I'm the unfunny tall guy. It's me. You nailed it on the pod when you said people depend on you guys

to brighten their day. I could ramble on expressing my appreciation for what you all do Monday through Thursday and beyond, but think I better sign off here. And that was it. Love how he worked a plug in. He's like,

if you are just listening for the first time, it's Monday through Thursday. Oh, he said, but I think I better. He totally did. Thank you, Steve you steve for that he said but i think i better sign off here like any bestie would join me with a career apple picking in santa rosa wages are competitive with full benefits and lots of upward mobility now hiring he said p.s the sweater is from old navy two thanksgivings ago those guys can really pump out a quality garment i mean steve girls if you are a single woman and you don't have much tying you down to wherever you live move to santa rosa

find this guy he's funny he's charming he's cute he wears old navy he makes it looks good he doesn't he's not trying too hard wearing like you know expensive clothes that are you know he doesn't care too much about his look. He just, he'd already, that's the thing you want in a guy. You don't want a guy that cares too much about his clothing, but still looks good in it. Agreed?

More on this when we get back after this break. Do we know he's straight? Sorry, Steve, that wasn't an A. We don't. Okay, men too. Throw your hat in Steve's ring. Throw, go out okay i i mean anya you're devastating me with this this possibility that steve might not be heterosexual

i want to have a chance even though i don't just made one is the comment i just made is equivalent to my innocent comment saying steve you look more like a medium, not an XL. I'm sure he's listening right now like, Anya, I am straight. I'm sorry. But he's so good looking, he could be gay. Yeah, he could be. That's a good point. Okay, well, we'll investigate this and much more after we get back from break.

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founding partner of iHeart Women's Sports. All right, welcome back to the Starbucks Thiefcast. No, we've covered both those things um wait what did you say about steve right when we got back on you i was like because you're like ladies and i'm like or maybe he's gay but sorry that is that didn't i didn't mean that as a nag same thing with the comment you know what steve is not the type of straight man if he is straight that would be offended at anyone thinking he's gay no because he's you know what i mean and he's secure amiable secure confident man yeah he is god how is he single we gotta get steve

on this on the podcast and interview him steve if you'd be down to come on the podcast we want to learn more about you i did write him back and i said like what do you do for a living and i forget oh he works like i think in construction and then he said something about like his hands get something gets bloody and i was like why are you bleeding and he said it was because he has to clear mulberry trees and he said there's many thorns on them oh my god something like that i love rugged hands so now i'm totally sold on steve okay so you're sold yeah i mean everyone kind of freaked out on the instagram no i just was like why did i know you were looking at working in some bushes i had no idea but you know santa rosa's like wine country there's lots of orchards or like vineyards there's lots of urds um there so um but okay so let us know your sexual orientation steve

yeah please steve let us know if you would be down even though we're not down because we have partners but we just want to know if you if in a like if you'd be down if you're just down for vaginas or we're not gonna judge you either or both like we don't care either way i don't even really want to know because i feel like i need to convince myself even if you do only like men that i could persuade you why oh yeah we could even continuing to talk about this i need a starbucks okay so i um recently went to the voice doctor and got a checkup again. It was a couple of weeks ago. I didn't talk about it on here because it was like too traumatic.

But I got an update that some of the trauma on my vocal cords is back. And it's very upsetting because I spent so much money and so much time and so much silence on making them better. And it's back. So I am deciding to take a break and especially with my tour amping up and just with just trying to be more easy, easy on my voice and also be able to sing because I got this done because I like singing and I want to sing and it's good my mental health. And I'm putting singing above work. I want to be like with the podcast every day

and with my tour, I had to cut out all my social interactions, no more phone calls with friends and no more singing. And I used to sing every single day and play guitar and I had to take it out and I realized I was getting depressed. And so I'm taking the podcast down to one day a week until the end of the year to see where I am with my abrasions on my cords, my perfect cords that are all fucked up again

now. And, um, but during that time I just, and I feel guilty because I want to still, I was crying about it to Chris last night. Cause I'm like, I want to still sing, but like, and I want to socialize, but it feels like, how can I get away with that if i'm not people are going to be like oh you're singing on now but you're not working so like how can you do but why are you it's like because i want to sometimes i feel like work always has to come first and and in some ways it does if you like are contractually obligated to do something.

iHeart has been so cool and they have allowed me to take a break from the podcast doing it four days a week. Four days a week was something that I originally conceived of because it was during the pandemic. It was when I wasn't doing stand up as much. And it just made sense for my life. But things change. And it just doesn't make as much sense for my life right now, especially with this damage to do it every single day. It's just too taxing on my voice and it makes it so I can't hang out with friends. I can't do anything else those days or sing. So I'm just doing it one day a week until the end of the year and then we'll reassess. But I hope you understand and I understand that it's frustrating to some of you who depend

on this every single day. And then there are others of you, because I mentioned this on Instagram Live the other night, others of you that were like, I stopped listening to the podcast because it was every day and I couldn't keep up. So it's going to benefit some people and it's going to annoy some people. And I hope that you, those who it annoys, will understand. Final thoughts. That's all. Well, the end of the year isn't that far. Do you ever feel that way, though, that you feel guilty about doing things that are not making you money with your energy when you complain about work taking so much of your energy?

And then as soon as you get free energy, you're like, I should be putting this towards work. But instead, you want to do something else. Do you ever feel that way? Oh, yeah. Absolutely. work, but instead you want to do something else. Do you ever feel that way? Oh yeah, absolutely. You have a little time off and you want to watch some stupid show or go for a walk and you're like, I should be doing data entry or figuring. There's a million endless things on my to-do list I haven't finished, but we always forget that self-care stuff will pay off it just doesn't seem like it in the moment but a nap uh

massage uh mostly just fourth columbine book yeah i'm now really does nurture the soul yeah i'm i'm at the end of the last columbine book i can find and i love it so much and i'm gonna miss um you could probably write a wacky adventures I've been on with these boys wait I was kidding when I said that what did you say Noah you could probably write a book at this point on I know I was thinking that like I could do a Columbine podcast at least guys what if I took off this podcast and I did it was like I'm good so now I'm doing three supplemental Columb-columbine podcasts a week. I honestly could because I could have on.

I mean, no one wants to relive that except me every day. But I, yeah. Have you thought more about like what it is, I don't know, like spiritually or like why, like what it is that attracts you to it so much? I don't think people are going to want to hear this though. I know the answer. Okay, please. Like the newlywed game. I'm going to think of it, but then who tells it first, me or you?

What I think Nikki will answer. Yeah, please tell me what you think. And I'll tell you if you're right or wrong. And that if we're going on a date tonight. Okay. Nikki's fascinated with psychopaths and sociopaths. She's also fascinated with wondering if her brain is at all like the brain of a psychopath or a sociopath or even

someone on the spectrum. So she's always taking these quizzes to be like, to try and figure out where she falls on this spectrum or like if she's normal or not. And she relates a lot to the darkness of some of these guys that have suicidal ideations and like you know want to take people out she would never want to take someone out or be violent but she's fascinated with the darkness of uh wanting to check out of this lifetime and um that they had the courage you know that's the wrong word i didn't realize i you know there is a morbid curiosity i want to just go back i just really don't want people to think i'm great yeah i want to go back i would like to go back to steve

i would like to go back to santa barbara that was so fucking fun anya and me and my mom last thursday after we recorded the podcast um my mom and i went up to um santa barbara and met anya and we stayed at this hotel called the california that is so nice and if you saw my instagram my mom created a new sensation that i want to do with her on tiktok or something and it's just her going to hotels and going, look at this. Look at these sconces. Look at the detail on this bed. Look at this. Oh my God. Look at this.

These are rockin' tiles. Oh my God. Look at this slab of marble. Nikki, you don't understand. They could do tile. They didn't. These are slabs of tile. What about her talking about the massage yeah oh that massage she did things she woke up some things i didn't even know me to be woken up that were asleep she i i don't even know if it was good for me, to be honest with you. Because I know about things now that I didn't know before.

She woke up. A part of her woke up that had been dormant for a while. And Nikki and I were like, I think I know what that is. And then she's like, I don't think that was good for me. I think that should have stayed. I'm like, no, Julie, it's good to remember you're alive. No, my mom is a broken woman. Don't forget that.

The night that we were at my dad's show and Chris asked my mom, she was going to get up and sing. And she goes, no, I'm a broken woman, Chris. that the night that we were at my dad's show and chris asked my mom she was gonna get up and sing and she goes no i'm a broken woman chris and he could not stop laughing and she goes and then and then the other last night we were watching love is blind and after one of the girls gets broken up with at the altar her mom keeps going like i am broken i am broken and i go my mom's gonna pair up with this woman and do a lilas fair of broken women a broken woman is a perfect name for the memoir of julie glazer let me just say steve let me just say what what about let me just say, so I'm doing a show in Santa Barbara, and Nikki introduced me, which made me cry.

It was the nicest introduction ever. I was trying to fuck you up, girl. I didn't want you to sound too good. I was like, I'm going to get her reclamped as shit before she comes on stage. It is weird. I cannot sing if I've been laughing too much. What did I say that made you cry? Just you were like doing like a hybrid of what I usually do on stage with like how we met.

But it was so genuine. Yeah, that never gets me emotional. I'm just kidding. I don't remember. You were just like, she's. No, you say the nicest things about me every night. We met in New York 10 years ago. Because I can't hear them because it's too nice.

You reminded me like amy introduced us like uh and then we just got on like a wildfire right away did that make you cry that you're not friends with amy anymore i just just like recounting yeah i introduced you guys yeah amy was how did amy was a fan of anya's and amy as you know good good Amy fashion was just like open for me to Anya, right? Or like do my show. Like she just reached out to you. I asked Amy to do a comedy, to do a set on a music and comedy show I was doing. Anyway.

She reached, Kate Walsh was coming to my show in LA once and she was like, my friend Amy Schumer wants to come. Is that cool? Put her on the list. And I was like, the comic? This is in like 2009 or some or 2010 2011 and i was like yeah and she goes can i give her your email before the schumer boom before the schumer boom i remember she was doing that comedy boom was 2014 remember bridgetown does that still happen in portland yeah oh yeah no she that was a comedy festival she called me

and she was like sorry i couldn't make it to your LA show, but I'm obsessed with you. And she's like, you'll never guess where I am. I am on a couple's cruise with my sister. We accidentally bought tickets on a couple's cruise. She was like on a romantic cruise with her sister, which we were laughing so hard. And then she's like, I want to keep in touch with you.

So we did. We hung out in Portland once with my sister, which was fun. And we were all going through breakups at the time. And we had this very emotional, kind of fun conversation about that. And then when I came to New York on tour, I was like, Amy, will you do a set with me? Todd Berry was going to do something. And Gabe Liedman and Max Silvestri and Abby Elliott or something. I don't read any books.

That's Gabeabe layman we love this joke that he does is like um i don't read any books talking it's just okay go on sorry but she was like i can't i'm not in town you should check out nikki glazer and then i was like nikki glazer i started listening to your podcast you had with sarah schaefer and I got like three episodes deep. And I was just like, this girl is really honest and really cool. And I just and then I reached out to you and we met and I did your podcast. And then we started having dinner every night. And then you're like, move to New York. And then I moved to New York and we move moved in together. I remember talking down to you like, welcome to the city, honey. I'm going to show you around because I thought you were younger than me. I thought you were so much younger than me.

You came in like tan. You were so tan. I remember like this long blonde hair. And you were just like, hey, girl, how are you? And I was like, she's busy, this lady. She's a busy lady. What is your joke about how you're always? I girl how are you and just like i was like oh she's busy this lady she's a busy lady what is your joke about you're alive so i was probably up on the no you hadn't gotten it before i learned how to manage oh i hadn't i was just running around town where you got it you were doing that's right because we moved in together right after the it got picked up yeah that's true yeah um yeah i was that was god you were such i needed to get

out of my apartment so fucking bad at the time i was living with this girl who was so depressed and we didn't talk to each other and i would just come in and like do you ever live with a roommate where you just don't want to talk to them or like ever run into them so you both like kind of creep around the apartment like you hear one door shut and then you're like okay i'm good to go and then they then they do the same thing for you where it's like you guys never cross paths that's what it was like living with this girl and i was bulimic at the time and so i was like she i knew she hated me because i was like throwing up every day and like i was trying to clean the toilet but i also had to like clean up her mess in the toilet because like that's the worst part about being bulimic is you have to like

clean so many toilets and like it's so disgusting it's just it's better if you live on your own so like only try bulimia on your own no i'm just kidding it's disgusting either way not disgusting like judgmental it's just like gross you have to deal with a lot of vomit so i was living with her she hated me i was trying to like eat normally but every day i would go to this disgusting bodega by my house and get like the same like sometimes i walk into like you know there's some bodegas or grocery stores in new york and they just you go to like a bad grocery store like a cheap grocery store and it just smells like that cold rotted meat like it just smells yes like that deli section has that it's like rotted meat but they're refrigerating it like it just so it's like it doesn't smell like hot it's just disgusting

that smell and I still smell it sometimes and it reminds me of when I used to like come home from sets late at night and just go and get and the guys knew me talk about everyone knowing your name I would go in there and they would always just like laugh at me because I would get the same like binge foods that were like easy to puke and it was just so gross like I can't even tell you what I ate because it was such a weird like amalgamation of just if you have eating disorders you know how weird the foods can get so it just, I needed to get out of that so bad. And I didn't know how. And I just, I think gotten, started going to my, uh, my abusive, uh, Dr. My Abusive. And so I was kind of getting out of like the therapist. Yeah. Yeah. My abusive therapist. Yeah. Thank you for reminding

people. Um, I called her my abusive therapist so many times that no one noted that it sounded like her name was maya my abusive and so dr abusive i started seeing her so i was kind of like climbing out of feeling better and then all of a sudden this angel landed into my life and i was like please let's get a place and then we moved in together right after sandy i think um hurricane sandy was like right it had hit and then that i think the january i remember i got a migraine that night it was october 31st i think it was halloween 2012 and i was supposed to have a my show was starting in in 2013 i didn't want to have an eating disorder during the show i didn't want to drink anymore during the show. I quit drinking the year before because I had gotten a pilot. Um, MTV had picked

up a pilot that we were going to shoot in January and it was like October when they picked it up. And, um, I quit December 11th drinking. And so I was sober by the time I started working in television, but I, then it just got got so anyway, it was just perfect timing. And then we moved in that place and I could afford it because I got this TV show. And then it was just bliss living with you. It was so fun. It was such a fun roommate situation. But yeah, so we went to Santa Barbara and I made Anya cry.

Yeah. And then I played a set and I like got my shit together after Nikki's amazing intro. And then I brought Nikki up. And speaking of vocal rest and the surgery and everything, I mean, I hear you sing all the time. But when we did Antihero, I was just zoned out at one point and just watching you like, holy hell. By the way, we have played really nice theaters with amazing sound systems.

This was a tiny bar in a beautiful hotel. And the PA was like a tiny box that the DJ plugged me into. And it sounded so good. You were like hitting every note, perfect key. And it was just so fun. And I don't know. It was so fun.

You were so good. I get to watch Anya every night open for me, but it's like I watch it from the side of the stage. I'm usually like still doing my makeup and changing and stuff and getting ready for the show. So I don't get to fully absorb. And it was just one of those moments of like, Oh my God,

my friend is as talented as Taylor Swift. Like, but she doesn't really have to try that hard because you don't like, I really had the realization of like, she's just as good as Taylor Swift, which is, I told Anya this this past weekend and she was like, that is such high praise.

And I would not say that if I didn't mean it. I don't dole that out. I don't expect anyone to be as talented as Taylor Swift. No one, you can be half as talented as Taylor Swift and still be one of my favorite artists. But Anya is as talented as Taylor Swift in terms of songwriting. Sorry,

Taylor. I know that you want to be the only one and I would be the same way if I were you. But there's other people. If Taylor's a regular listener, she's at home like, fuck this bitch going from four days a week to one. I count on her.

She'd be like, I just added 72 dates to my era's door. And by the way, thank you to some besties wrote to me yesterday and I'm getting thank you to um some besties wrote to me yesterday and i'm getting hooked up with tickets from besties who have like who have got you know they signed up for two different i don't even know how the thing works but i guess there's a couple besties that got two waiting lists things and they're like you can have my tickets um not have them but like buy them from me so i'm buying some tickets from one bestie. I'm going to go see her on, I think, August 8th in Los Angeles.

So I have guaranteed tickets August 8th. And then I did write to my agent and said, please, please, please help me. And he said he would. So I'm very excited about that. But I'm going to spend so much money on Taylor Swift tickets in the new year. I'm not getting them all for free. I'm not using my privilege. I'm losing a little bit, but I'm going to spend

some money and I'm very excited. But it was a clusterfuck yesterday. How much is one ticket? I'm making $300 for one. Okay, but that's not bad, right? That's not great. I mean, that's...

Because she's doing stadiums. Because I'm going to go travel to see her mean? I'm going to spend so much money. Because she's doing stadiums. Because I'm going to go travel to see her. Oh. And I'm going to see her 10 times. So that's $3,000 at least on tickets, plus travel, plus hotels. Plus I'm definitely going to spend more than $300 on a ticket

because those tickets aren't the closest tickets and I'm going to get close up at some point. And right now on StubHub, they're going for $10,000 tickets. What? Yeah, I think the cheapest one is like 400. It's gotten so bad yesterday that Congress is like starting to talk about

how Ticketmaster and Live Nation need to be broken up. Yeah, someone was saying that Taylor should start her own ticketing company, Taylor Tix. Taylor's interesting. I bet you she will. Taylor should start her own ticketing company, Taylor ticks. And so I'm like, interesting. I bet you she will. Um,

and then, yeah, so Santa Barbara was so freaking fun and we hung out with my mom and after the show, after Anya's amazing show, we went, and by the way, this girl came up to me after the show. I hate this kind of fan interaction.

She was like hi um okay i don't like don't know who you are at all but apparently you're like a big deal but like my friend over there is like obsessed with you and like you need to come talk to him and i go i actually it's a loud bar i'm not supposed to be talking at all like my voice coach said to me nikki i don't go to anywhere loud like I don't go to parties I don't go to loud places like you don't that's if you are mindful of your voice you just don't talk in loud places you don't do it and so I'm at this place and all of a sudden as soon as Anya was done they crank up the DJ cranks up the music again people are drunk and like

screaming in my ear and I'm like I gotta get here. And this woman, right when I'm making my exit, she's like, you need to talk to my friend. And I go, I can't really talk. I just had vocal cord surgery. And of course she's probably thinking, well, I just heard you sing. Of course you can talk. Can I tell you the number of people? And I'm not kidding you. It's literally everyone in my life that I tell. Yeah just got back from the doctor they say i shouldn't talk as much anymore having to take a break from that oh tell me more about that let's talk more about that take a fucking hint i'm not supposed to talk stop talking to me if someone said to me i have to stop talking and my doctors notice to stop talking i would say then don't talk anymore oh okay we're done

with this conversation it's not that i don't want to talk to any of these people but i've had so many conversations about the fact that i can't talk that keep going with more and more questions after i've said it and i i feel like i'm losing my fucking mind like i don't know how to tell these people you know the other day i had to get off a phone call and I go, again, I can't, I have to just go, I've talked too much. My voice hurts. Bye. And I like, I just had to hang up because it was, there was no getting off because they just want to talk more.

People don't take hints. Anyway, this woman goes, you have to come talk to my friends. And I, again, like I'm don't know who you are. I don't really care who you are. Like that kind of thing of like, maybe she didn't say I don't care, but she was like, I don't know who you are. I don't really care who you are. Like that kind of thing of like, maybe she didn't say I don't care, but she was like, I don't know who you are. I guess you're a big deal,

but like, I have no clue. And which I don't give a fuck if you don't know who I am. I don't think anyone knows. I don't walk around thinking people know who I am. It literally does not cross my mind. Most times that I am someone that anyone would know. And I go,

I can't really talk. I can take a picture with him though. And so I go over and she goes, sit down, sit down, talk to him, sit down and talk to him. This woman tells me,

and I, I look at her and I was like, no. And she goes, she pulls up the stool. She goes, sit down, sit down.

And I go, I'm not, I just told you I can't talk. I can take a picture. Let's take a picture. And he's like, I'm a big fan. I've been listening since this time.

And I'm like, Oh my God, that's so nice. Thank you. Um, and he's like holding my hand a little too long kind of thing, you know? And then I go, you have a good friend here. She, you know, and I'm like, why don't you come over, sir?

If you want to meet me so bad. I do like when people go, my friend's embarrassed. She really likes you. This guy like wanted me to come to him, you that kind of thing he was like i'm not going to her and he was kind of like flirty in a way so he thought maybe this move would get like and so i took a picture with him and she kept like trying to get me around but this whole thing of like i don't know who you are it's the same people as like i don't own a tv okay okay okay it's all i have to say like assuming that you don't have feelings so then we went to dinner

afterwards and i just gotta say my mom is so fucking funny you guys already know that all my fans already know that like everyone around me knows i've always known it too it's why i've put her on my tv show and had her on my podcast so many times she is so delightfully funny and we just had such a great time we you know she visited la and did the show with me and then she did the podcast and i just love how much my boyfriend loves her and it just laughs at everything she says and everything she does like my mom goes i he just looks at me and he laughs i don't even get it like but he just i think that's one of the reasons i love my boyfriend so much was how much he loves my mom and like I am turning into my mom there's

no doubt about it it is happening it is like it's all it just seems like I'm like transitioning into my mother like I just see things I'll be like sitting in a certain way or I'll be tapping on my phone with both my fingers or I'll be like I don't get it you know I'll just say things where I go oh you know we all have those moments of like, I'm turning into my mother, but it's nice that my boyfriend is like, yeah, keep going. He likes it. He's attracted to her. Like, don't turn into your mother, but he loves my mom.

But she was cracking us up at dinner, dude. Oh my God, I was dying. That was maybe my favorite moment of the year. Yeah. Having Thai food with your mom. At dinner. my favorite moment of the year yeah having Thai food with that dinner um when she was getting mad about something in the past and she was just like and then I told them you fuck off I'll fuck or whatever I was like oh I see Nikki like when she gets really mad about something and heated and

she's like going back in the past and thinking about this moment she had and she was like I couldn't believe it I was just like this is out of control absolutely not and i'm like oh she's infuriated if i was a man i would mow them all down with my sawed-off shot what mom my and my mom is linda columbine too by the way i don't think for the same reasons what is wrong with me that i have these i i just want to be normal does anyone else just ever want to be normal? And I think that's the thing I struggle with most in my life is like, I just want to be like everyone else. And I know that's like my differences are what sets me apart.

But I really struggle with why can't I just be like everyone else? Who gets to define what normal is though? I do. I do. I'm special. And I i know like i might not be good i don't like who i am but i damn well know who i want to be like i have great taste in who i want to be and i want to be like if i could make a collage of who i was it would be it would just be reese witherspoon that girl can get away with anything i saw rumors yesterday in demois about her being a like not nice person on set. And for some reason, everyone's like, but her job's really hard.

That's why she's not nice. The amount of pressure she's under, it makes sense. I'm like, why does this bitch get a pass? But when I'm a little bit bitchy, it's like Nikki has a personality disorder. But Reese Witherspoon, do I have to have a book club so people let me be a little bit aggressive sometimes? Why do some people in entertainment get a pass to be a little bit more alpha,

a little bit more bitchy sometimes or whatever, and then others, you'll get canceled for it? I just don't understand. But I do wish I was more like Reese Witherspoon, Jennifer Aniston, Anya Marina, Kirsten Florman, Noah. I wish I were like all of you. I just want to be like, just talk like this. And like, yeah, that sounds like a good idea.

I'm not making fun of you. I really wish that I talked like this. And we're just like, yeah. And it just really felt good and i don't know i'm just i really i watched up a leaf today and it was just so beautiful and then i and then who is that kirsten who yeah but it's all of us is it i'm just we all have a darker side but i want to like no there are none of you that are like, okay, fuck.

Like, you just didn't impression me. Remember Noah's favorite music to make love to. Yeah, but that's like cute and endearing. She's not like. Anthrax? Yeah. I feel like. That's nothing. That's not.

It's weird. I'm sure. It doesn't say anything. It's not her doing it. Right weird but it doesn't say anything it's not her doing it right but i can't speak for noah but i know when i'm in an argument with someone i'm definitely not like and then a leaf was falling delicately from the tree no i feel like you're like very much like that sounds really hard okay like like that's i. I got in a fight over the last couple days, and I was like, I wish I had not reacted. I wish I had just been like,

hmm, thank you for sharing that, and agree to disagree, but have a great day. Instead, I wasted two hours being like, why don't you go fuck yourself and stay out of my business? Yeah. Yeah. Okay, so maybe I'm normal. That's good to know.'s go let's go take a

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they're kind of troll like they're not nice people like the subreddit i don't post in i'm not supporting that these people these people hate people who are putting more people in this world and all they post is stuff about like bad parents and they're like yeah these people are the people that are having kids great more of this so this was an interesting one it said and it was a screenshot of a question that someone had as a parent so the title was these breeders are insane they call them breeders just thought to drop this here and then this question is from a person a person with kids am i weird for having sex while a woman am i how am i weird for having sex with a woman in a studio apartment while her kids sleep i told her what are you doing she said they are heavy sleepers and there are no rooms lol let me clarify one was like eight months the other was two what do you guys think

having sex in a room with a two-year-old in an eight eight months what what was that okay we have a differing opinions here noah says no not good gross what really like that they don't remember anything uh i think it probably still lives like at that age kids are like sponges they just absorb so much more information because they can't really communicate that much with their voice so they have to be hyper aware of their surrounding that i think it just will seep in somewhere and traumatize them in some shape or form i i'm a torn two is if they're sleep and you're being really quiet then i'm okay with it but it still kind of kills the mood that there's like yeah we're sleeping in a room where you're in the

same room no same studio studio apartment same room no get out find a find another time maybe if there's like a curtain or like some kind of thing, you know, how often this kind of thing is happening all the fucking time. Yeah. Kids are getting privileged point of view to be like, go into another room. Some people don't have another room. Yeah. They don't have other rooms and they need to make more kids because clearly

their lives are going great because they have two kids in a studio apartment and they need more. But that's, that's judgmental too. People desire, you know, deserve sexual pleasure, even if you have kids and you're not trying to procreate um yeah i i think when do kids start remembering though like when when i mean that woman the other night came up to me and shared her molestation with me and she was like i was a baby and my dad molested me so like

how did she remember that like repressed memories get brought up. We need to have like a psychologist on here to talk to us about this because I don't know when memories start. But I think at two, you're probably safe to not remember anything. But Noah, you're not wrong that like, just the air of your parents,

like even waking up and hearing your mom going like, it might just confuse you as a baby. You know what I mean? And like, that might create a little mom going like, it might just confuse you as a baby. You know what I mean? Like that might create a little bit of like, why is mom dying? Like even though babies can't really, you know, intellectualize, is she dying?

It would just cause alarm. So kind of gross. My mom grew up in one room with her whole family in Russia. So I'm sure she heard some stuff. I asked her once. I was like, did you ever hear your parents having sex? She was like, I don't know. I'm sure they heard some stuff I asked her once I was like did you ever hear your parents having sex

she was like I don't know I'm sure they did it I don't know I don't think about it so that's a yes so that's a yes loud and clear I don't think about it I just put the they put the baby outside in the snow drift and then they

went inside and had fucking they fucked each other and then you cupped your breast and you put the energy into it these are all different things that anya's mom has said over the years okay so here's one this is just good to know you should know this is from you should know ysk you should know women experiencing domestic abuse who are choked by their partners are eight times more likely to be subsequently murdered by those partners. So this is just a good rule of thumb for anyone out there.

If your boyfriend's thumb print is on your neck, you are eight times more likely to be murdered by him. And I just thought this was interesting. It's like being strangled is such a sign that you want to you have no respect for someone's life and you want to like get the life out of them that it is a future indicator that if you've been strangled in a domestic violence situation where even once like your boyfriend just was like shut up and like grabbed your throat and not in a sexual way where you were agreeing upon it, because otherwise I should have head for the high hills.

But if it's a passionate anger thing, watch out. And even if he's never hit you before, then there's this checklist of if you are likely to get murdered by your husband. And it's really disturbing. But I just thought it was an interesting thing. I wouldn't think that that was the number one indicator that you're more than likely to die if a guy strangled you i know um okay uh this one was shitty life pro tips this is um just like a kind of there's you know life

hacks life pro tips but this one's like a shitty one and they're just always like jokey ones but i think this one was funny um shitty life pro tip if someone corrects your grammar online apologize and say your english is not very good it's technically not a lie but they will feel bad and likely compliment your english that was so funny like if you just really fuck up like most people on youtube comments are writing just unintelligible things that you just are like and you could insult them and say like it's actually your with an apostrophe and they're like well english i'm not very good at english and then you automatically think that it's your second language but it's just true so i thought that would be a good tip for andrew okay so psychology is the next one

um oh this one was interesting psychology Psychology. Dressing up and begging. A panhandler earns twice as much money wearing a suit versus T-shirt and jeans. What do you guys think make of this? Twice as much money if a panhandler is wearing a suit. And I kind of pictured myself walking down the street and seeing someone panhandling and then pictured them wearing a suit and how I would feel.

And it almost looks like, man, this guy just got laid off. His wife kicked him out. This guy is like just broken down on the side of the road. Like his life just changed. This isn't someone that's made a series of bad decisions. It was like something to happen just today.

Maybe that is it. But it just seems like almost counterintuitive that it wouldn't work that way. You know? Right. Because you're thinking you have money, you have a have a suit like why should i give you money but i can also see the opposing like oh let's help this guy get him get on his feet again or girl like you got dressed for work today but you just lost your job so here you are at the corner instead as an alternative whereas if someone did rags we're like this is too far gone my dollar's not going to help much the simple but effective field experiment showed

that people donated more than twice as much money to the scientist when he was wearing a high status suit compared to when he was drabbed in a lower status outfit um while we expected that the displaying high status symbols would lead to an increase in giving, I was still surprised by the size of the difference. Why would they expect it to be more? I feel like I hear so often, you know, that homeless guy had a cell phone.

I'm not giving anything to him. Like you would think that the more sad someone looks, and I just thought that was interesting. And I don't know what they concluded. Oh, the results confirmed that people perceived the suit wearing researcher as having higher status than the same person wearing simple attire they also rated the researcher in the suit as having higher competence warmth similarity to the self and humanity so i guess we give to situations that we

more closely see ourselves in so if we can empathize with the situation closer we are more likely to give to that and be like that that could be me. And we, a guy in a suit is more like us than something. So it's so funny that even giving in the end turns out to be just a selfish endeavor. Yeah. I'll add this to my diatribe of reasons to, to my journal of scribblings and drawings. Final thought.

Noah, you have a video that I sent to you from Reddit. Okay. Yes. This comes from pop culture chat it's people reaching for something which is why i like hate paid meet and greets you've paid for the album you've paid for the ticket over the parking you get him in the room and somebody's gone how do we monetize that i tell you what if you are do paid meet and greets do them i stand by here but you take the money if you're an artist and you do paid meet and greets, do them. I stand by it, but you take the money. If you're an artist and you do paid meet and greets, do it. Cash.

I do. And you take the money off. Oh, I take the money. I challenge you. It's fucking gross. It's absolutely fucking gross. Matt Healy from the 1975. Go fuck yourself, guy from the 1975.

You know what? Paid meet and greet then i would meet no one it's either i do it paid or i meet no one and it's not because i want to make money off of it i could give two shits about the money and it's it i i like the money i'm appreciative that people pay the money to meet me but i can't meet everyone and i'm guarantee you this motherfucker does not he does vip meet and greets with like record labels and like they're kids that get hooked up with me and greets but this guy isn't waiting after shows and you can't meet matt healy from the 1975 if you go to his show guess what you don't get a jealous you don't

get a chance to meet him because he doesn't have paid meet and greets and he doesn't have an unpaid meet and greet so this guy's acting like he meets everyone after a show if you want to meet me let's have a real interaction no you don't you don't meet anyone you stay backstage you don't meet anyone i after shows spend a fucking hour meeting people and i love doing it it's part of my it's one of my favorite things so don't make me feel bad about monetizing it when i would i couldn't do it i wouldn't do it if i didn't monetize it because it would be too many people so it's either you don't do a meet and greet at all, or you do a paid one. And this made me so mad that they were like,

it's fucking gross. It's fucking gross. It's like, no, you're not telling the whole story. It's so easy for him to say. And you know what's fucking gross? Wash your hair, Matt Healy. This made me so mad. I saw it a couple weeks ago.

I wanted to send it to you. It's privileged for two reasons. One, he's a very wealthy musician doing well. He doesn't probably need to do paid meet and greets because his ticket sales are high. Second of all- He doesn't do meet and greets. There's no way he does meet and greets. Right.

Do you think that guy meets? How could he weed out the people to meet? In 1975, he had thousands of people at their show. Right. What does he do? I'd want to hear what he does for meet and greets then. There is no meet and greet. Also, it's such virtue signaling.

Like, I'm so okay. I'm not going to do that. I'm going to just meet people freely, which he's not going to do. Secondly, Matt Healy, there are, guess what? You're a guy. For a woman who's out there like Nikki or any woman who's famous, you need to separate people, just any old person who could potentially hurt you

from people who are serious. You know what one deterrent is? You have to pay to kill me. A paid meet and greet. Yeah, you got to pay. And there's security guards. There's all kinds of precautionary measures. So it's really easy for him to say that.

He's a guy that's not too worried about his safety. And he's wealthy. Can you imagine how long do you think i would be after literally i would have no time to do even one podcast a week i would stop touring if i had to do meet and greets after shows for everyone who wanted to do it unpaid and i had no paywall up and by the way i give away free meet and greets constantly half the meet and greets i do are free because someone comes up to the merch booth and says, I can't afford it. We give them a free one.

Someone writes me and goes, I can't afford it. Or someone goes alone. That's why I've done the free meet and greet alone. I'm not trying to make money off of people. I'm just trying to cut down on the number because the problem is if everyone's allowed to get a meet and greet, then they do it. And these people don't really care about meeting me.

They just want a fucking picture because they see other people doing it. So if you really want one, I'll give you a free meet and greet then they do then they do it and these people don't really care about meeting me they just want a fucking picture because they see other people doing it so if you really want one i'll give you a free meet and greet right to me just try it out i'll give you a free one but this really made me mad because i if you're a 1975 fan have you ever met met matt healy have you ever tried to meet him has it been easy did you i know you didn't have to pay but what did was there a little a thing after the show where you got to line up because if there was i'll take back everything i said if this guy waits after shows and does a meet and greet with everyone that wants to meet him that has and there's no paywall or no like no kind of um vip pass you need which by the way is a paywall

i don't care if your dad knows a guy that works at, um, you know, uh, uh, fucking, you know, live nation. That's, that is a,

that's a paywall of a, some kind that your rich dad knew some other rich guy that got you a meet and greet backstage. So, um, I liked the 1975 and, um, but I just thought this was just so,

and by the way, meet and greets are available. And like I said, if you write me and say you can't afford it, I will give you a free one. I'm never, and I really will. And this is the only time I'm going to say that.

So if you hear it good, I don't think that's, I don't get the shaming around it. It's where we live in a capitalist society. If you want to meet the artist, there's an opportunity. You get like a few minutes with them you can get something signed you have an interaction and you can either choose

to buy it or not it's not forced upon you so what's the controversy but my time and my attention and fans they deserve they deserve my time and they just like i want it and she's a person she has that's a good that goes back to me like i'm not i'm cutting back on podcasts but i want to spend my time singing on instagram where i'm not making any money and it's like why is she doing that if she could be doing this like we we want to do we want her in the way that we and this is not any of the fans listening right now this is on falling on deaf ears because you guys are not the people that i'm talking to but um yeah there is that thing of like but i want it and if you don't get like just do you know how many times people are like get over here take a picture with my friend come here we want to do this okay now we want to do a video hold on barbara well come over here

wait stand on this side wait and i just hold and yelling at at matt who's taking pictures and being like um no take another one oh my god this is so blurry and just being such cunts about it like this is still someone this is still my time i'm happy to give it and i really do love meet and greets when people come up and say i know you hate this i'm so sorry i don't hate it i don't i promise you i don't. I promise you I don't. It is more fun for me than the show a lot of times. Truly. I love meeting fans. And I didn't used to like it. And I genuinely like it now. I'm so glad I can say that. But when you boss around the people that are taking pictures, when you don't say thank you when you hand your phone to or he hands your

phone back to you, when you don't say like it's really bothersome you don't you're too entitled i don't care what you paid you still say thank you and that's not what i'm talking to here because you guys are all cool and nice um i'm in burlington vermont this week i am in um providence rhode island next week i'll be um the grand marshal of the thanksgiving day parade there in st louis so come see me sing the national anthem downtown if you want to do that. And then the following week, I am in Memphis. And then there's Atlantic City. There's Hershey, Pennsylvania. There is Waterloo, New York. And then St. Louis for New Year's Eve. And many, many more dates all at NikkiGlaser.com. I would love to meet you. Meet and Greet's available at Meet and Greet. And if you go alone, you can write me going alone,

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