The Nikki Glaser Podcast - #299 Spitballing w/ 23andMe

Episode Date: November 24, 2022

There’s so much information in your spit. Today Nikki and Andrew with the help of 23andMe find out what there is to discover in theirs.  Listen as they “spitball” about all the stuff they've learned from their genetic data.  ---- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com   More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG  More producer Noa: IG          See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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which we got sent these like kits that just come in the mailbox. Not even like a special, like I didn't have to go to the package room. And you open it up and you just spit into a tube and then you seal it up and then you send it back it was i mean honestly one of the easiest things i've ever done i thought it was going to be a lot more swabbing happening and i will say that there was a piece of carrot that was in my spit from when i i had been crunching some carrots before so in my spit from when I had been crunching some carrots before. So in the spit tube, I had to dig out a bigger chunk of carrot.

A tiny chunk of carrot did get caught in it. So I did get the report back. I'm 70% rabbit. And so I think that was, you know, I think the kit was infiltrated by the carrot. No, they didn't seem to mind. Yeah, you're going gonna be a ginger i saw in your kit yeah there's a strong chance it was i did i did was i was like these people have

seen it all like there was a little bit of like tint to my spit i was like they're gonna be i i know they don't care they've seen it all over at 23 and me but i spit in that tube i mean it's fairly easy to do. You got to like, you know, I felt like it was almost a sexual thing of just like trying to make your own lube. Oh, yeah. I peed quite a lot. Andrew came back 100% asparagus.

Yeah. You peed in the box. I just peed in the box and just, they can't, yeah. Eventually, I learned. Have you ever done one before? One of these 23 and Me's? No, my little brother did. So I figured if we had the same parents, it was going to be close.

Yes. Turns out, no. It turns out he did not have the same parents. Yeah, yeah. We found out his dad and mom were different. Yeah. He was 50% milkman. I love that was always the person that your mom banged instead of he was 50% milkman. I love that was always the person

that your mom banged instead of your dad was the milkman. That's how like different, like there was no Bumble, no Tinder, so you have to have sex with the milkman. Like that's how small. The mailman, the milkman, the pharmacist, the local shop.

Her doctor. Yeah. So yeah, just set that off and then got and now with this thing i thought it was you know the old 23 and me my dad also got one report before and so we got to kind of see our ancestry report and it was pretty much what we had guessed it was very irish very german um a little bit of uh i had a little bit of scandinavian and french in me which i was excited about but then now there's just so many more things that you can find out um on this targaryen targaryen targaryen i just want dragons well i know that it is i couldn't really say i

love how you were trying to save yourself from that you're like like, no, I knew exactly what you were going for. I was just going to let you dig your own grave. Yeah, it feels like it. It feels like a dragon just burned me to death. But it's cool. Anyways, your dad. My dad had gotten it and shared his results. But I was always like, oh, I guess I don't need to do it.

But now that there's so much more that they can find out for you, there's like all of the it's like you get a whole health report that has your traits things physical features uh like and just like also health things that you should know about that you might be more likely to have in your life and maybe pass on to your children if you have them and i just wanted to go over our results because some of them are pretty hilarious. And I just want to break it all down. In terms of like my health, I lucked out. I'm a pretty healthy person. I don't have many like things that they were alerting me about.

But, you know, you can find out stuff that really could affect your health later in life or like your family's health later in life uh things you're predisposed to genetically um i have a likelihood i found out of developing type 2 diabetes that's the kind that you're like you can develop i don't really know the difference between the two but i guess i should now because i have a likelihood of developing type 2 diabetes and it said that that likelihood would start between the ages of 38 and 80 and i just like that i was like did they choose 38 because i am 38 they're like you don't even get a year before you start worrying about this shit bitch um yeah i like that we're watching in real time happen like it's starting like I could see the type 2 in you for sure I could see it it's like

it's pretty cool to watch it like this is the start this is the start of a whole new life it's you know like instead of buying a sports car you're like I got type 2 diabetes that's my midlife crisis what starts at 38 in your life that's the only thing that I've ever seen where that

that is the marker and i'm like why yeah why does it have to be brought to my it would be much nicer to be like if it were you know i was it was 36 and i'd be like okay i'm two years in i've already like escaped it it's like no this is worrying about this now so that's something i can be on the alert of because i didn't i really didn't know that about myself at all and i would have assumed that i was not prone to because i just i don't really i don't really know my family's health history as much as i should and i think this gives me a little bit more insight into that i also have one variant of a rare genetic disorder that um i found out if i mate with someone who

also has another variant of this we could pass on the mcad deficiency it sounds really scary i was like oh my god what is this and what it is is um if we both if i mate with someone who also has this rare variant um that our kid could get this and what the what the symptoms are i was like oh no what is it going to be like it has like a golf ball head or you know like their arms don't disconnect from their torso or they have claw feet or something which are all like things that are you know i want to say this with no judgment if you are someone that carries those things or if you know someone that i'm just saying those are possible genetic deformities that you can have if you mate with someone that also if you like happen to find the person that matches with you.

But mine is I was like, oh, what's this going to be? I got to get Chris tested if we want to have kids like I don't want our kid to like have something that affects them. And the symptoms of this deficiency are our kid would just get dizzy spells if he ever fasted. Who doesn't? Who doesn't? So our kid, I'm like, Chris, if we make, we got to make sure our kid does not do intermittent fasting. We got to keep him away from the Joe Rogan podcast. He can't

listen to that. It's just such a funny, like you hear this thing. He can't be a wrestler. He can't get into wrestling a wrestler yeah he can't be he can't get into wrestling yeah he can't do ufc fighting because he might get a little bit light-headed jewish it's um oh yeah exactly he cannot be muslim yeah he can't be muslim yeah yeah he's got it's gonna be a tough life for. I saw this report and it was like, you know, there's like a... No, we're definitely having a boy.

Are you kidding me? That's part of my report. Must have a boy. No, on the report, it had like a exclamation point of like, make sure you see this. Don't miss this. And I'm like, what kid doesn't get dizzy from not eating? Like, I mean, i just feel like it

was just a really funny trait um but they give you other stuff too i was just lucky to have like none of those other ones did you have any of like the health ones andrew that were like red flags just 98 percent that i'm gonna have a lisp and not be able to pronounce targaryen that's not real but you know what that is that's not a real one but no i had nothing really like jump out at me because i am a bit of a hypochondriac so i was a little worried about learning uh genetic uh disposition or whatever like i or predisposition i don't know if i want to know these things like part of me would like to be kept in the dark but i get it like if i think you have a responsibility if it's out there to know it and yeah it's especially a lot of these things are

just variants that you have on your genetic so they won't display in a child unless you mate with someone who also has the same one like the chances so if you do have this thing you can get your partner tested and then if they're in the clear then you don't have a chance of passing this trade down onto a child and your kid can stand up quickly after fasting and not get dizzy at all and if they do have the trade it's an easy out if you don't really want to be with them anyways so yeah that's pretty listen i don't want my daughter to be dizzy when she gets anorexic inevitably someday because i pass that down to her from just you know more nurture than nature um so i you didn't have any ones i said i thought you were gonna be no offense riddled with these things like it just seems like you don't even have like a likelihood of diabetes like

how did i get that i don't know i guess i you the carrot was in there. Maybe it was that little piece of carrot. Isn't that funny to tell your girlfriend, look, it's not you. It's 23andMe. That's hilarious. It is an easy way. You're having sex

with 23 other women? No, babe. it's the genetic test um i am here yeah so what else i found out so like i went through the traits like so you go into health and traits and you see you get this whole report and you get to see um there's this one part let me just go to it real quick. Traits. You're more likely to drink less caffeine, which is, yes.

If you told me this a month ago, I would say this is crazy, but yeah, Andrew was shocked by the amount of caffeine I consume. I really don't respond to caffeine that much. It's found that I'm less, I'm more likely to dress, drink less caffeine because my body doesn't respond to caffeine like other people's do um which is

what they found in my report and it actually checks out and i wouldn't have known this had i not quit caffeine recently although my caught my decaf coffee intake has has remained the same amount as it was before i quit caffeine so what I'm craving is not the caffeine. What I'm craving is the ritual of getting coffee and having this warm like latte drink. It wasn't about the caffeine at all. I got a little bit of like caffeine headaches, but it was not anywhere compared to what I thought it was going to be and what I read about when people quit caffeine. And yeah, so that actually like totally checked out. I was shocked to see that in my report and then at the same time i was weaning off caffeine and i found that um i still drink as much coffee it's

just all decaf so i'm not craving the caffeine and it was right about that um i like this one you're predisposed to weigh six percent less than the average i just i love a percentage in anything you know like it's just yeah it says i'm predisposed to weigh six percent less than average that's that's uh it's like you're gonna be you could be kind of skinny you don't even expect it i will say that i that is dead on i'm about i think that that actually did help me because I have been so obsessed with part of my life has been like dieting and staying underweight so much of my life. And like from the time that I was even I never made it to like what my body is supposed to be as an adult before I was starving myself.

So I never really knew. I was just always so scared that it was going to go over that I was always starving myself. But really, I'm if i just let my body do its thing i'm going and eat like a normal person i will i i will be on average i bet i guess i guess six percent less way six percent less than most people which is like it makes sense my dad is like this lanky build and and that was interesting to read um my genetic muscle composition is rare in elite athletes well no fucking shit they probably tested like the way i closed the cap on the thing and we're like this is not even all the way on yeah this girl can't throw a ball yeah i don't understand so it's rare

in it okay so you have okay that in... My genetic muscle composition is rare. Yours is not. Yeah, mine is in actually... It's in... I have a body of a guy that would be really good at sports, apparently. Yes.

I mean, but doesn't that make sense for you? Like, doesn't... Didn't that feel so good to read? Yeah, it made me actually work out... You have the word elite athlete. If this isn't a selling point to get guys to buy this report you can see if your muscle composition is that of likely to be an elite

athlete i didn't know that these things could tell you that i mean i think uh i think it's right i think i i definitely have it in my i just have you can't think it's right this is science it is right yeah yeah no but you i mean everyone you've always said that you have, like, you're a natural athlete. That makes sense for you. Yeah, for sure. For sure. No, it does. It does.

It definitely, it just made me feel happy. But then it's like, if I'm not in shape or if I'm not feeling athletic, I'm like, well, it's there. You're not reaching your potential. Yeah, exactly. I feel like I'm not. Yeah, yeah. Gotcha. That makes sense 66 chance to not have dimples yeah so there are all these reports about like what your likelihood is of

like having these different things um i want to go through them all dimples i have yeah i'm 66 chance i don't have dimples well you're right're right, 23andMe. I do not have dimples. Thanks for rubbing it in that I'm not adorable. On your face? Yeah, on your cheek dimple. Cleft chin. These are all genetic things, apparently. 85% chance you do not have a cleft chin.

Well, they're right. I do not have one. 80% chance that I never had dandruff. Who knew dandruff was genetic? I do not have a cleft chin. Well, they're right. I do not have one. 80% chance that I never had dandruff. Who knew dandruff was genetic? I do not have dandruff. Did you get these reports for yourself, Andrew? I did. I think I had a stronger chance of having dandruff, which I do have

dandruff. He has a 50-50 chance of dandruff. Yeah. 50-50. I got the bad 50, yeah. How do you take care of your dandruff? I let it run wild and see what happens. No, you don't. Head and shoulders.

Is it like a thing where you're insecure about it? Does it come down on your shoulders sometimes? It used to. I mean, yeah, head and shoulders. It really does. Do you use head and shoulders? I do. Oh, I didn't know that.

No, no. Head and shoulders I use because I i didn't know that yeah no no head and shoulders i use because i use another product for hair loss which says that i actually this says early hair loss not likely i guess i'm old enough where it's late hair yeah yeah let's be honest with what they're meaning by that you're not a young and you might dress like you're 22 but um yeah let's not forget i color like you're in the green that's that was right yeah i mean obviously that was well earlobe type what about your earlobe type because i always knew that this was a genetic predisposition was like if your earlobes are connected to your head or not at the bottom oh mine are detached like oh no no no they're connected let me see there's hold on let me go

to this yeah no your eyes are not connected oh that's not connected no that's a dangling like will you just let go of it for a second yeah hold on will you just flick it let me see what the kind of emotion we got there yeah yours are detached that looks like so mine mine oh mine are attached as fuck what i've never even noticed you never noticed look at oh interesting it goes right down there's no like they're attached i'm very proud of my attached earlobes i love them so much it's my favorite one of my favorite things about myself but it my 23andme report said that i'm 80 likely to have detached earlobes so i am beating the odds i i had a 20 chance of having these ears and i got them baby i got them um your earwax type um mine is so 93 chance that i have

wet sticky earwax well you nailed it uh i do i think asian people have dry flaky earwax i think it's more crumbly and dry that's the thing i heard and it makes sense because i don't have any um none of my ancestors are from that area but my earwax i wish they would have given me like a report about how much i'd have because i produce so much i feel like it's like this should be 93 of my body is earwax because that is how much i have but it is wet and sticky and orange it looks like carrots maybe you can find a maybe you need to break up with your boyfriend if he also has wet earwax because that will be just too much. Yeah, our child will just be oozing wax and fainting all over the place. That one Mary Huzo museum or whatever,

what's it called? Oh, yeah, Madame Tussauds. Yeah, our child will just be a Madame Tussauds sculpture. What about eye color? Did they nail it for you? Actually, yeah. It said I'm likely to have blue or

green and your boys got hazel so that's uh yeah what percentage it doesn't have percentage on my stuff see it's interesting because my my sister and i definitely have different genetics because my sister's eyes are uh brown and mine said i have a less than one percent chance of brown eyes and my it said it nailed it for me 52 chance of blue eyes um so and then my what about finger length ratio this was something i read about that if your ring finger is longer than your index finger you're more likely to be a lesbian or maybe it was your ring finger maybe it's the other one i'm a lesbian um my ring wait hold on let me look it up because there was like a thing going around on tiktok ring finger ring finger point uh lesbian let me just type this in because for a while i send it to all my friends and it kind of depends on how you hold your hand

um oh yeah it's a if this is in the bbc length of ring and index fingers are linked to sexuality women whose left index and ring fingers are different lengths are more likely to be lesbians a study suggests my left hand they are exactly the same length so i think i'm scientists measured the fingers of 18 pairs of female identical twins where one was straight and the other gay. On average, the lesbians, but not the straight twins, had different size index and ring fingers, typically a male trait, but only on the left hand. So, yeah, exactly.

Typically a male trait. It said I have a 56% chance my ring finger is longer than my index finger. It is slightly longer. Slightly longer, but almost exactly the same size. Freckles. Did you ever report about your freckles? Little freckling is, but I have a few frecks, but nothing crazy. I mean, I used to have more as a kid, but yeah, I have a 70% chance that I have few,

if any freckles. Hair photo bleaching. I did not understand this. Chance that you will experience hair photo bleaching. What does that mean? I have a less likely chance to experience this. I don't know what photobleaching is. I think it's that when... Basking in the warmth of a sunny day is one way to lighten your mood and your hair. Photobleaching is what happens when hair color lightens after a long exposure to the sun. Oh, that makes sense.

Oh, gotcha. Yeah, my hair just turns grayer, I think. Yes, I do experience hair photo bleaching because I used to get white hair after the summer. So that's correct, 84%. Hair texture. It nailed it for me, 41% chance of slightly wavy hair. That is definitely my hair, slightly wavy. What about yours?

Same. I think the percentage of people- Why don't you pull up your report? Slightly wavy hair. That is definitely my hair. Slightly wavy. What about yours? Same. I think the percentage of people. Why don't you pull up your report? What are we doing here? Let's go to break and come back with more about Andrew's hair texture right after this, when he gets his report pulled up. Jon Stewart is back at The Daily Show, and he's bringing his signature wit and insight straight to your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. Dive into John's unique take on the biggest topics in politics,

entertainment, sports, and more. Joined by the sharp voices of the show's correspondents and contributors. And with extended interviews and exclusive weekly headline roundups, this podcast gives you content you won't find anywhere else. Ready to laugh and stay informed? Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Okay, we're back. Andrew, you have wavy hair. It predicted that. Let's say really quickly, newborn hair.

It predicted that I had little or no hair at birth, which is, I don't even remember, but that's so cool that I could know that. It also predicts the chances that you have red hair. I have a 1% chance of having red hair. I only have it on my asshole. So it was right. Skin pigmentation.

It definitely got it right. I have 39% chance of very fair skin and then 32% chance of moderately fair. So I am a whitey, white, white bitch. 65% chance I have stretch marks. I don't have stretch marks. So it got that wrong. I am a goddess.

Toe length ratio. Chance that you have a longer big toe. And the 43, I have a goddess. Toe length ratio, chance that you have a longer big toe. I have a 57% chance that I have a longer big toe. A 43% chance that I have a longer second toe. My second toe is longer. I beat the odds. It predicts a unibrow. If you have a unibrow,

50% chance I do not have a unibrow. I do not. There's a 42%. I like how they phrase this. 42% chance you have a little bit of a unibrow yes which I have being delicate a little bit of one a little bit

of one that comes a lot a widow's peak do you have a widow's peak I have a chance I don't have one I'd feel like women are way less I have a widow's peak for sure well you got deep tracks too that are accentuating that i can't tell if that was actually your hairline before or if you ever

seated on the sides creating i have a hair which my wife wished she was a widow she jumped off a peak okay having fun it talks about um taste and smell it smells like if you it says I'm likely to smell asparagus in pee, which isn't true. I can't smell it. So I'm beating the odds there. Likely that I can taste bitter. Cilantro tastes aversion.

I would love to see Noah's report for this because she hates cilantro. She tastes soap. And I have a slightly higher odds of disliking cilantro, but I love cilantro. it is one of my favorite flavors so that's um i beat the odds for that ice cream this is crazy ice cream flavor preference i'm more likely to prefer chocolate over vanilla and god damn are they right i don't understand people who would ever prefer vanilla over chocolate i know vanilla is a taste and that

it isn't the lack like some people associate vanilla with like plain no vanilla is a specific taste what would you like what do you like more this tells me that i'm more likely to like chocolate but i am i would say i lean more to vanilla sorry 23 me i'm not i'm not gonna uh yeah i just like it if you want to do but, but you get no topping. No, you get no topping. You just get a bowl of ice cream. You are going to go vanilla over chocolate. Yeah, vanilla. Because I like a vanilla shake over a chocolate shake. Whoa, I am blown away.

Okay, sweet versus salty. What did it say for you? Sweet versus salty. Let me see if I can find it. It's right under ice cream. For me, it says I likely prefer sweet, and they are correct, sir. Oh, yeah. Prefer salty for me. That's why I guess

I like to go down on my lady. So what they do, they say they say, Nikki, the combination of your genetics and other factors make you likely to prefer sweet sex. So they take everyone's results, and then they put them against each other and then based on surveys they do they can determine um what you like and so they nailed it for me and then i really loved this then they do

there's a whole section called weird and wonderful and there's 11 different traits um there is a thing um it first of all i just want to say that it is i it says i'm less likely than average to have a bunion and boy is that off fear of heights i'm more likely than average to be afraid of heights that is true i am less likely to have a fear of public speaking that is not true i had a huge fear of it i had to conquer it flat feet i am less likely to have flat feet i do not have flat feet um that is correct less likely to have thick hair fuck you 23 and me you're right on that one misophonia i am more likely to hate chewing sounds that is true i don't i don't i like some of them the only ones i can't stand are my mom she chews with her mouth closed but her jaw cracks in a way that disgusts me mosquito bite frequency well this just came

out last week that your smell and you're like if you have this certain kind of chemical in your skin, mosquitoes are more likely to bite you. And I am likely to be bitten more often than others. I actually, as a kid, got bitten a lot and I don't anymore. I do think it's because of a vegan diet. That's when I felt the shift. Motion sickness. I am more likely to experience motion sickness. I do not feel like that is true for me.

Photic sneeze reflex. That means when you see a light, you might might sneeze i am likely to not have that and a wake-up time what is your wake-up time it gives you are likely to wake up around uh 56 years old it says so i'm hoping everything works out no 7 58 a.m why what are you that's pretty early for me yeah mine's what is your 23 1 a.m. Why? That's pretty early for me. Mine's 8.23. 1 p.m. 8.23, which is so early. I would love if they said 11.45. I already got so much done.

Yeah. But then the really interesting one, which we're going to test out, is ability to match musical pitch. I have about a 50-50 chance of being able to match a musical pitch. I don't really understand exactly what this means if you hear a music note musical note can you sing it back while matching pitch comes natural oh this is just being if you have good pitch or not so noah give us notes and then um we'll go back and forth and try to match them and really the only way to determine if we're right is based

on the other people who are hearing it and our listeners so listeners will see what is your musical pitch likelihood 50 50 as well i believe so we'll see what happens let's see which 50 it is i have a feeling that you have a pretty good pitch based on i think i could hear well i don't think i can say it's like the same way i can't do impressions yeah so i don't know babe babe okay so let's um let's try it out noah will you give us um some pitches okay let me give you all right this guy falls down a well his dog saves him and i think it'll be great let's buy 12 episodes 80 percent um all right andrew you go first so she'll give you a note and then you have to match it to a different note i'll just bring out my guitar hold on yeah you should get out your guitar okay um i don't know if i'm perfectly tuned okay andrew match this

wrong wrong one more time how do you know that you're my 50 not here because i can because i can i think i have good pitch let's hear yours a little higher but it's it's on the same frequency what do you do an open uh like a g string or something? Okay. I'm serious. Andrew, you're off. Besties, will you write to us and tell us what

because I really can't tell, but I think I'm right, but I always do. Okay, one more. I don't think I'm right. Okay, final thought. A couple more. This is fun.

Okay, give me. You got that one right. That was good. That was good. The lower ones I can hit. The higher ones are tough. Okay, well, let's try this lower one again. The lower one before you fucked up. Okay, well, let's try this lower one again. The lower one before, you fucked up.

Okay, one more time. Got it. Got it. Got it. Good job. Keep trying. No. No. no no

I don't know about you but I really loved learning all this weird stuff and just like seeing like if I if my you know it doesn't tell you exactly what you are, but what it does is like, it makes you look at the things that you do have and you go, oh, did I beat the odds or was I predictable in what I came out as? And it does, it makes you feel seen. I feel like I was so seen. And I think you were too, when I looked at your results that I can't flush alcohol and it says you can't either and it explains

why our hangovers were so bad and why we probably quit drinking because we were really yeah yeah we neither one of us can flush alcohol I thought alcohol flush was like when your face gets really red oh no I'm thinking like you flush it out of your system oh really well which

one is it because I did see that trade. I don't know. Where's alcohol flush? I want to find that. Damn it. Noah, do you know what flush means? I feel like that's what it was, but maybe I'm wrong. Oh, here we go.

Let me see. Unlikely to flush. I'm looking at this. Based on your genetics, you are unlikely to flush after drinking drinking alcohol people with your genetics can typically process alcohol normally as a result they don't tend to flush bright red in the face or experience see this is another asian thing asians uh people with asian uh heritage often get really red when they drink i like how you're like we don't flush it off our systems was like, I wonder if this would predict if I'm likely to flush the toilet

because I forget to flush the toilet all the time. Oh, I know. I've seen papers. It's like a dam in there. No, living with someone, if I pee, like I don't flush

if I'm living by myself. I don't care to pee on top of my pee. My pee, unless it's like bright yellow, I don't think it smells bad, but also I don't smell to pee on top of my pee. My pee, unless it's like bright yellow, I don't think it smells bad. But also I don't smell asparagus pee, even though 23andMe thinks that I would.

I always forget to flush the toilet. I often also miss the toilet paper going into the toilet. Like I backhand it behind me and it doesn't hit it in the bowl. And sometimes the toilet paper's just on the ground. Yeah, I would say 20% of the time i don't i mean if it shows that you're not an elite athlete i'll tell you yeah that's our show for today thanks for joining us thank you to 23 and me for hooking us up with all these fun you don't get the toilet paper in the toilet what is going on dude if i if

there's poop on it i will definitely get it in because i'm like cognizant but if it's pee and it's just like i just kind of like toss it and a lot of times it's just sitting there when i used to live with kirsten and our house on tennessee street in college she had like a meeting she was like who is not putting the toilet paper and i was just like i never admitted it but it was me kirsten if you're listening it was me it was me, Kirsten, if you're listening. It was me. It was me the whole time. Lady P. All right, guys. It's me. Hi, I'm the culprit. It's P. Thank you for listening.

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