The Nikki Glaser Podcast - #345 Culture Shock, Amping Up Sex Drive & Nikki Glaser Is a Bad Liar!

Episode Date: May 31, 2023

Nikki and Anya are recovering from their trip to Europe. On their last tour date in Israel, Nikki got a dose of culture shock in Jerusalem and Anya got a salt water douche in the Dead Sea... but at least the humus was delicious. Brian plays armchair therapist and gives two reasons why Nikki is experiencing low libido. As a child Nikki didn't know what to do with her body while waiting. There is a non-spoiler Succession recap and a very strong opinion on The Whale. In Nikki's Reddit Dump they look into what guys don't know about women and what women would never think guys find hot.  ——— Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina Brian Frange: brianfrange.com More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IG  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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The past couple weeks we have been on tour, Anya and I, in Europe. We went to eight cities. Let me just go through them for you. Berlin. Oh. Vienna. Oh, my God. London.

Munich. Wow. Hold on. Amsterdam. Oslo. Stockholm. Whoa. Amsterdam.

Helsinki. Tel Aviv done nine cities layover in Istanbul where's done Tel Aviv wait

oh I'm sure there's I'm sure there's a done somewhere in Arizona there's a bear done in France no well Brian Franchi's here

he's in Los Angeles and Noah is in Arizona and Anya's back in New York. I'm in St. Louis. I got in last night from Tel Aviv. We left at 9 a.m. is when our car picked us up and we landed at 11 p.m.

St. Louis time. That was a 21 hour journey plus the car ride to my house. 21 and a half hours full full stop um yeah you know but that's like that's international travel baby um you just like lose a day of your life and then you lose like 14 days like recovering back on schedule but i think i'm back you landing at night yes i think i'm good like i'm not even kidding you landing at night yes I think I'm good like I'm not even kidding you landing at night and then I

just like stayed up a little bit I watched a little bit of Sarah Silverman's new stand up special I played a little guitar I ate a little food and then I just peacefully went to bed around midnight midnight and a half and then woke up this morning I don't want to be back on schedule because what a great excuse to just sleep all

day and like not really have to do anything Um, so I might still use it I feel like this happens sometimes where the day you get back or the two days you get back you feel like i'm back on Schedule and then three days later you can't stay awake during the day. It's delusional Yeah, I can see that happening because there's no way that my body really is adjusted My mind might be or maybe my body is and my mind isn't. We shall see.

I just lose it during this episode. How are you feeling, Anya? I got sick on the flight home, but I'm feeling much better now. I was in hell for a couple, I don't even know how many days we've been home. Two days. I was like, how do I have strep throat or COVID? But I'm COVID neggy and I'm streppy neggy. So I think it was just a cold and probably just stress,

like being a little run down. And I'm feeling so much better. So run down. We were nonstop, baby. It was like go, go, go. I don't know how Chris was another level of go, go, go. He is constantly going out he was always sightseeing i know of this weekend went to you were the grand canyon yeah great canyon yeah south rim how far how far is that it's about five hours from where we live oh that's like not too

bad yeah that's like me driving to kansas city that's not that's not so bad and you get to see like the biggest hole in the world and so you went to the grand canyon yeah but let me admit something stupid yeah that i learned from this trip please yes so i so we went to the north rim uh three years ago and now we went to the south rim i thought the south rim meant it's like at like towards the bottom of the grand canyon yeah that who wouldn't but it's meant it's like at like towards the bottom of the grand canyon yeah that who wouldn't but it's not it's like the other side oh wait like i meant right but you thought it would be like the bottom of it like the river is not all like i knew we weren't going to be all the way at the colorado river but i thought it was like lower than where we were before when we were at the north because it would be south like into the core of the earth as opposed to

like across the way yeah so that's something i learned at the age of okay that's all right it's okay it's a safe space yeah it is um yeah the grand canyon is spectacular and um very cool but like did it yeah i've been there a few times i think but it is um you went hiking for five hours in that just listening to that sentence felt like a hike to me. It was brutal to hear that. And Kirsten the other day said she went on a three and a half hour hike. I go, who is hiking this long? And are you bringing food with you?

And a sleeping bag. That's so long. That's part of the joy of the hike is you bring a little sandwich. And then when you get to a point of interest, you sit there you eat a nice picnic i love sitting and eating and talking and it does not happen enough in my life um with my my boyfriend is not like we would on you you will test this we would sit down for a meal i when i travel all i want to do is have meals and talk and like sit in like a square and like watch people walk like people people watch not active things, you know, like watch other people be active and, or that's just the reward for like all the sightseeing that you have to do. So you can go,

Oh, I went to this place, even though there's a Google image that you could show your family and they would still think that you went there and it doesn't really prove anything. Like we went to the Dead Sea for two seconds and Anya was like i just want to jump in to say i've been it's like what is the difference between this and not going nothing there's no difference between this and not going except one one key difference lying a burning vagina no one told me that your vagina burns or can burn so much we got in first of all we get into the dead sea and nikki immediately like slams her shin into a rock that no one tells you on the camera there's a huge rock and chris and i both jam our like it's bloody um and and it's gonna leave it's gonna leave a scar you know when you're

waiting into an ocean motto over here yeah so there's like sharp rocks so anyone walking in is going to hit their shit and kind of like shuffling ahead because you don't really know what's going on it's just sand at the dead sea also right it's like more salt yeah because you can get it if you get wait it's more salt than what water than water like it's oh it's like it's more salt than water you has salt it's like yeah no shit okay no i get what you It's more, like, it has more salt in it than water in it. Yes. It's like what you gargle with when you have canker sores.

Yeah. You get it a little bit in your eye. One guy, one sad older man who looked like he had been beaten down was walking back in and he just looked at me and goes, be careful of the droplets. And I was like, the droplets? He's like, yes, be very careful. I'm like, oh, I i'm not gonna get any and right at that moment the sea like spits into my eye it's almost like burbling

and a droplet went in my eye and i was like fuck like screaming my vagina's on fire my eye is now gonna fall out of my head and i'm just like i look back it wasn't on fire and i'm like i'm out i'm done you can't feel anything down there i think i'm numb no you just have a different looked into buying testosterone because i have no sex drive it's just kaput that's why they call it the burning bush do you ever have no sex drive like i don't know what's going on with me i used to be so so horny all the time wanting sex all the time it's the most fun thing you can possibly do besides sitting in the square and eating with your friends and talking about people passing by and now it is it's it's obviously

feels good when i do it but it is not on my mind at all And it has nothing to do with my partner who I couldn't be more attracted to. What's going on? I don't, I can't, I can't understand it. And it won't go away or it won't come back. It has gone away. I need it to come back. It is something that I care about a lot. But it's interesting because it's almost like when I go, when I say, I wish I cared about cooking

or I wish I cared about home design, but I don't. And Chris always goes like, why do you want something that you don't like, that you don't care about? And that's how sex feels now. Like the idea of wanting it feels stupid because I don't want it.

So like, I'm not, why do I want this thing that I don't want? Because it brings me closer with my partner because it used to be a fun thing that I did have fun doing but i just i don't even masturbate anymore i don't do anything it's it's completely gone but i'm not like i don't feel sick i don't feel i don't know what's going it's so strange but any advice you get wanting to have sex i'm just like oh god there's no advice that can be given either everything that anyone would suggest it'd be it wouldn't work i'm looking at supplements it's

well i think it is i think i have to i have need testosterone so i was like looking online like testosterone for women i don't know i bought some stuff on amazon today who knows if it's gonna work have you tried ashwagandha we're gonna get a bunch of dms about ashwagandha? We're going to get a bunch of DMs about ashwagandha. But I think that that stuff helps. Oshkosh, bagosh. Yeah, it really helps. Or overalls. If Chris wears those, I'll be horned up again. Ashwagandha.

Okay, yeah. I think I have some of that in my cabinet, actually. Because at some point, someone had suggested that to me. There's only one really surefire way to get horned up for your boyfriend. And that is, you you gotta break up. You'll be so horny for months, months. Get back together.

Bang it out or get into a really intense fight or something at the very least. No, I don't want that. But you're not wrong about the breaking up thing. You're not wrong when we get back together. That's always like you want what you can't have all the time but i um i also have been saying like i whenever we break up i always lose weight really quickly because i'm just like so sad and like stressed out so i just need it for

both of those things i would like to drop a little bit before i film off boy island and i would like to get horny again before f boy island it's nice to bring that to the island yeah quote unquote island um yeah i need it all back so breaking up seriously might and music sounds better i mean taylor swift has a new song out called you're losing me and man i would love to like be able to relate to that song there have been times that i have been able to can't now stable relationship god damn it i can listen to specific type of shrooms to break up what do you oh yeah like it enhances like certain things but only things that have to do with your emotions yes it feels so good i i mean i kind of like it's one of those painful things that i really actually

like craved sometimes it's like okay here we go again and you get really um you almost like springboard into like being social again yeah you gotta fill your life up so like the second chris and i broke up last october for a couple days i'm like texting all my friends like come let's meet up and chris was like you went out that night i'm like yeah i wasn't gonna sit alone in my hotel room after you left and we broke up i was not gonna like cry into a pillow i I'm sorry. I was, I do that eventually, but my first reaction was call Bill Maher and tell him that was the weirdest thing I've ever done. I've never called Bill Maher about anything.

I literally called Bill Maher because Bill knew Chris and knows Chris. And so I was just like, we broke up. And he's like, wait a second. What? And he's like new rules. You're going to get back together. No was he was very comforting and and um such a help and i haven't talked to him since i don't even know

that he i don't even think he knows we're back together just wait until you break up again then call him again that's the next time you talk to him i just knew he would have like a i knew he wouldn't take my side and he would because he's he's he's fair and balanced i mean i feel like bill maher never just does what you want the liberals want he doesn't do what the conservatives wants he does what he wants so it felt like the right person to call when i because if i would have called one of my girlfriends i would have gotten they would have taken my side and it would be like fuck him you know like all of that and i needed someone who was going who knew him who was going to see his side of things what did he say um he was like well you know, like all of that. And I needed someone who was going, who knew him, who was going to see his side of things. What did he say? He was like, well, you know, I like him,

but if this isn't going to work, it's not going to work. Like it was very sweet of like, I really liked you two together. And I also spare all the details because it's not, I don't think Chris would want me to share all of those,

but it was just telling him about the reasoning. And he was just like, this is stupid. And so then, and he was right. It was stupid. And then we got back together. So it was fine telling him about the reasoning and he was just like this is stupid and so then and he was right it was stupid and then we got back together so it was fine but um yeah he was i want to make an attempt at armchair psychoanalyzing the reason why i have two theories about my libido why your libido i think why it's a dead sea down in my i have a dead sea you have too much salt in there he's gonna get out all the salt there was no tingle down there i feel anya's was burning off her like her it did you shave before you went no everyone says

that it's inside it's like the water goes also here's another thing nikki does the water and i go what do you mean by that she goes suck it up and up. And I go, I don't know what that is. I don't know what you're talking about. No, no. I think it's so cavernous. There's no sucking to be had. I had no idea what that even meant. No, but you said it wasn't even inside you. But I tried.

I don't even know what that meant to suck it up. I think it was already in. Like, it's already a hole that, like, accepts things. Yeah, can you do that? I guess Anya said she could suck. suck it doesn't suck it just goes in same with men like a lot of men have reported this i had to go on reddit and google it yes she was on her phone immediately immediately exited the sea also i was like interviewing women that were english speaking in israel i'm like excuse me are you guys getting the burning oh you're not okay excuse me are you guys getting the burning? Oh, you're not? Okay. Excuse me, are you guys getting the burning?

Okay, no, you're not. No, you didn't ask anyone. I thought about it, but I googled it and it's like 5% of people have it and it is a pH thing. That's special. I love when I'm in a 5% group where there's like something. Well, I've always thought this. There's some like tendon that

you have on your arm and it was like 14% of people don't have it and I was so mad when i had it i always want to be in the i always want to be minority well i think this is why like i was shocked hearing that my girlfriends are just like willy-nilly using soap like inside their vaginas i'm like ow that hurts so now it makes sense like stuff hurts you're going in my sensitive person i a pH, and so do many men, where that amount of salt is so basic, I guess, and we're acidic. So it really fucks with your pH. I don't think it's dangerous or bad. It's just highly.

You were excited. You were like you had pop rocks down there. You were like, do you feel that? And I go, I don't. No, I haven't felt something for a while and once i got in my eye i was out but it really makes you float so much it feels like someone's pushing you out of the water like nikki and i our feet were up it was cool that you could not have you been um to israel brian no have you been so and you've been to the dead sea noah

right yeah i was writing to know about everywhere we went just like there was one moment in jerusalem but i was like have you been to jerusalem have you been to the wishing wall what's it called wishing wailing no well no that's derogatory western wall we can't say wailing for some reason the western wall yeah um and uh yeah but i was checking with noah but the dead sea did i need yeah but like it's it's nice to be able to have us an anecdote about it and to say yes i've been there and to have that little i'm not someone who this reminds me of people who watch birds and then they just tick them off. I want to watch a bird because I think a bird is cute and I want to look at it and I want to go, hey, look at you, little guy.

I don't want to just go like, oh, that was the red breasted kookaburra or whatever. And then I go on to the next one. I think some people just like to collect like I've been there. And it's like, well, what did you do? Did you do anything there? Like I can see things on google image i don't understand i'm so glad we went in the sea it was a bonding thing for us and i and my vagina will never forget it but the uber right there was i mean it was an hour and 20

minutes yeah five hundred dollars to get there and back and with a cab which i i don't most people cannot afford that i don't think it would be worth it for most people to do that but just i maybe to some people to chris it it definitely was like he cares about experiencing things and seeing things i thought it was bonding for us i think it was maybe one of the highlights of the trip was just like floating around in there and having some fun um but it was just a body of water that was like we could just put on floaties in the regular also i had this vision that it was like gonna be this beautiful coast and all the pictures i've seen it's like sunny and gorgeous and incredible it's like clear lake california it was like

plastic dirty chairs with mud all over them and just rocks not like you're walking down like you're like oh walking on broken glass and there's a guy screaming at people to like get away from the buoys and to not to go too far out like there it's just it's not like relaxing we went on a cloudy day too but it was the temperature of the water was nice and all that stuff but um there's so many things like that like have you ever seen pictures of the water was nice and all that stuff. But Jerusalem, though. There's so many things like that. Like, have you ever seen pictures of the pyramids? Yes. And then you pull out and it's like there's not even sand really around the pyramids.

It's just a city. I've heard it's awful going to the pyramids. But Chris really wants to go. I will just say I don't like going to places where I feel women are oppressed and have a different life than men. Yeah, they segregate you going to the Western Wall. You cannot. First of all, I can't have a phone. You'll get immediately reprimanded.

And then women and men cannot be together going to the Western Wall. And I don't like getting in trouble. And I was following Chris to go up to the wall and they were like, no, no, no, no, no. And I immediately was like, then I don't want to in trouble and I was following Chris to go up to the wall and they were like no no no no no and I immediately was like then I don't want to go to this at all I'm walking away because I just was like I don't know if I was offended by not being able to do something a man could do or like offended that I got

in trouble I also got in trouble because my shorts were too short so they gave me a skirt to tie around my waist yeah she came up and was like you must wear this and so I put on a skirt and so i was just feeling like gross judged like slutty western whore a western whore yeah a wailing western whore um and so i just like kind of got in that little mood of like

i don't even want to see this i don't care about it at all i have to go to the woman's side that's like probably the shittier side and there was this guy like hopping around singing really like praying really loud but he was like screaming and like you guys went on saturday that's like the holiest day i know i get it but i could not understand i really want to ask some people who know what they're talking about this guy was jumping around singing so loudly and people were people who were in the inn like they who knew because i could see how they were dressed like they were there for the right person they were kind of laughing at him but like letting it happen but then one guy went up and was like no no no and like wagging his finger in his face and the guy kept like dancing and and i said to chris what is this he's so disruptive it's so annoying

whatever he's doing but Chris said if anything disruptive and in disrespect for what's happening there they would shut it down immediately so it must have been acceptable to pray in this way but it seemed to me to be like a tiktok dance and he was so loud and trying to get all the attention and he seemed kind of crazy I thought it was like a mental illness so i uh if someone wants to write to me and explain what i was witnessing this one was like the holy ghost you know when you're in evangelical churches and you just get the spirit in you and then yeah because you didn't get enough attention as a kid and so you need it at this fucking

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That was a nice lunch. It was so fucking delicious. Like the best hummus Israeli salad. I was like, this is insane. And it was just a hole in the wall place. And one of the few places that was open, but yeah,

that was one of the best meals of the trip for me. That's spicy sauce. Oh, it was so good. And then Chris and I walked around like churches churches and just you walk around and it's like it's very tunnel-y you know it's like old-timey and the buildings are like so old and it's very you know tight narrow corridors with tons of people selling shit from china like nothing is actually like made there there's like and there's candies like out like imagine bulk candy

that you find at like the sweet factory or i don't know what what are some candy places in the mall like they're just open air it's almost like yeah like peach rings but it's like a whole thing of them like they're apples you know and they're just out and there's pigeons flying around shitting everywhere it's like i can't even believe that people would buy. But, um, and also I felt like a whore being there because I, I was getting a lot of attention from the vendor men who Chris didn't even notice, but they were all like, hello.

Like they would say it to me on the sly when I walked by. And I just felt like I was disrespecting something by being a woman in shorts. I just felt like I should be covered up. And then I was mad about wanting to be covered up. It was the same ire I felt when I went to a golf course in Cabo with Andrew. And they immediately reprimanded me and said that I needed a collared shirt. And I go,

this is the fucking patriarchy. Women don't own as many collared shirts. This is something just to keep us out and to make your, like, am I going to be a better golfer because of fucking collared and what makes you think you're better why do you need college like dress coats are so dumb to me and i don't respect them and it makes it makes me furious does that ignite anything in you guys when did you feel that way on you when you were not allowed to be on the side of the met where the men were kissing the wall or not or i didn't go that to that so i didn't experience that i was kind of in my own blissful little like whatever cloud of oh

this is so cool i was like a juice guy and like enjoying the walk but i enjoyed watching you get angry because then it was like this is this is stuff I'm not noticing, you know? Right. You didn't notice. Like, well, you were dressed in pants. Oh, right. And like a long shirt. I made the mistake of wearing like cut off shorts. Right.

And I just didn't know any better. I didn't know. Chris said that when you're getting ready, he was like, you might want to bring something to cover up your arms. And immediately I was just like, then I don't want to go there. Like I was like, I don't respect anything that tells me to cover up your arms and immediately i was just like then i don't want to go there like i was like i don't respect anything that tells me to cover up i don't care because there's a point where it's like i get it like it's someone's religion i don't believe in that and i don't respect it and i think its purpose is to suppress to oppress women and so i don't have to feel okay about head scarfs or whatever and i know this is

like you're islamophobic or whatever it's like no i don't i just don't like religion and i don't like i don't like women being covered up i just of course as there's times where i'm like as you're an american visiting another place and seeing their culture and like not imposing your will on someone else's culture that's how I felt I did feel like I was imposing my I felt really I felt like I don't want to be there and I and I but I also someone's culture I don't think it's about culture I think it's about oppression of women I don't think it's like we just like this because I don't think women actually like to be covered up I think it's like we just like this because i don't think women actually like to be covered up i think it's that's my opinion i think that if you might like sometimes i do wish

i could wear a thing over my face and head and but i we're getting into rocky territory that i'm not smart enough to debate but i'm just saying i don't respect oppression of women and I don't need to and it made you uncomfortable yeah it made yeah and it made me feel and it made me feel bad I did feel bad that I felt like I don't ever want any to make anyone feel uncomfortable and I felt like I saw the women looking at me like there was this one woman I caught her eyes and she was looking me up and down and I felt disgusting and I felt so bad about who I was and that she that she I was making her uncomfortable so there was a part of me being like I'm not respecting their space and their culture and that's not was not my intention but I don't respect that part of it to be honest with

you was there no one else dressed like you you're the only one no no there were lots of uh westerners i think not like no not wearing cut off shorts i didn't know because when you're in tel aviv it's all i mean i was dressed modestly for tel aviv right but then jerusalem i didn't know what it would be like and i just don't um yeah i just felt it felt like going to i made just felt, it felt like going to, I made a joke about it. It was like going to your grandma's house. You have to, you can't touch anything. You feel weird in every space. Like you might like ruin something by touching it.

Things kind of smell a little different. Like there's, it smells like church everywhere. And you, you feel like you're dressed like a whore. And she tells you to put some clothes on, you you know like it just felt like i felt shamed and um and i felt shameful and i felt bad that i could have been disrespecting these people who are like god and there was you know i was obsessed with not coming off like an american who was just like uh it's my way or the highway that's not how i'm that's not what i'm saying i just don't like being um told i can't do something because i'm a woman right or because of anything and i just don't feel in telling me and not allowing

me to have that opinion because then that makes me a racist or uh uh phobic of some kind of culture it seems like a cop-out for people to protect these things that need to be we need to get rid of them i feel well perhaps you should have listened to your instinct at the beginning when it was like um well if i have to do that then i don't want to go exactly but when you're right i should have listened to that but i am glad I saw it because it is, I mean, we were like at the church where Jesus is like supposed to be like underneath it or something like that. Oh yeah. Yeah.

It's supposed to be like buried underneath. Is that the, where is Jesus? I don't know. I guess he was there. I guess I was walking around. All I know is that he was in the cave and then on Easter, he came out of the cave and then nobody talks about,

or at least I feel like what happens after that where's act three what crematorium did he end up in there's no body it disappeared because he just disappeared what the fuck was Chris talking about

he said he was underneath all the bricks and stuff he was telling everybody that kissing this like little there was this like area that was like almost had water on it and the women were wiping it down and then kissing it and then wiping it down again and kissing it sepulcher i don't know the church of the holy sepulcher he just assumed that jesus was horny i just got horned i don't need testosterone when you hear the word sepulcher. We need to hear Brian's theory. My theory? About what?

About why Nikki is losing her sex drive. You started, but you didn't finish. Yes, I armchair psychoanalyze Nikki with no professional experience whatsoever. I have two theories. Yeah. Theory number one is that potentially you equate horniness or you equate horniness with anxiety. Like there's an overlap of anxiety and horniness. So you need to manufacture some anxiety in your relationship in order to get horny.

Yeah, that's not true. That's a good point. When we were driving to the Dead sea chris said he had been there before and i go what slut did you go there with just jokingly you know just because i i knew that when he was like over there last time he was kind of dating some women and so i i said what skank did you bring there and he was like oh she's a nice girl actually and i was like wait really and so he's showing me pictures of them and there was a picture where she was like kissing his cheek and stuff like they were like a couple um back then and it was like exactly five years ago to like the day almost and i was just like then i looked up in

my calendar like what was i doing that day and i'm like oh i was texting with some guy who fucking didn't like me and i was because all that day was I went to the day like in my photos and it was just screenshots of texts from this guy to me sending them to Noah and Anya being like do you think he likes he was like on our radio show that day and like we had a vibe but then he was like giving me the run around so it was like it was funny just I always like to see like what I was doing the day of you're not wrong so that actually when I saw this girl and she was not a slut she was like so she wasn't a slut I was like so she wasn't a slut i was saying slut in a funny way like because i was feeling like a slut that day and and i just

like to it's just funny for me to be like one of these women who thinks anyone their boyfriend was with before was just a whore like that's just it's like a funny chris laughs because obviously i don't think that at all but she was actually really nice and he's like she's one of the only people i've dated i think in the past 10 years besides you that it's like a real person he was like she's like a person you would like bring home to your family she wasn't just like you know a fling kind of thing and um and that really ignited something in me there was like something i i did i was like okay like because i was jealous and i was excited that like there was someone else out there who like once like i could tell she like because I was jealous and I was excited that like there was someone else out there who like once like I could tell she like kind of was falling in love with him on that trip

like they were having like they were mudding each other up and like floating around and she looked so good in a swimsuit and he looked really cute and he was just doing certain things I was like oh he liked her and she liked him and so it got me a little bit aroused. Yeah. So maybe that's true. It's connected. Now all you got to do is figure out how can you manufacture that on the fly? Yeah. He just needs to pull up pictures of him and his exes having fun. Or I just need to feel some sort of threat of I'm going to lose him.

Like the breakup threat you're saying. I like when he like will be like comment on a girl on tv or something or just show interest in someone else or i just want to hear about i mean i've always been open about like i like to hear about his like past stuff because it gets me riled up and it doesn't get me like angry um and noah even talked about this subject because she sent me um a text about the song the taylor swift song all of the girls you've loved before oh yeah and it's a song that taylor swift released that's a vault track from the lover album but it's a new release and it's about all

of the women that the guy she's with currently not matt healy but the guy joe who she was with i think it's about joe i assume it was um how like every girl from his past led her him to her is that what you got from it noah yeah and how like these guys that we've dated in the past we kind of made them better for the next person and she could be the one that they end up with yes every dead end street led you straight to me now you're all I need I'm so thankful for all of the girls you loved before but I love you she throws that one and she goes but I love you more she like has to win at the end yeah and that's kind of like I like that part because I like that song it's such a good song um so yeah maybe you're right it's connected to anxiety number two i have a second okay let's go theories pillars uh number two is uh maybe you know how you talk about

how you perform better when you're being watched yes when you get when you go through a breakup you kind of even though maybe it a breakup, you kind of, even though maybe it's not true, you kind of have this aura about your life that you're being watched or you wish your ex was watching everything you do.

So once you get broken up with, you probably perform your entire life at a heightened level because of the opportunity for your ex to potentially see that. Yes. That's exciting. You go into this mode of like if he were to see i need to be thriving right now yes and you

just immediately start living like that like uh i can't i don't go into like i'm sad i'm gonna cry all day i go into like let's get the next thing going let's not the next guy but like let's switch it up let's like let's have let's have life again so yeah that might be connected the and the voyeuristic thing of like someone could be watching even though i'm not someone who like likes to have sex and and have people watching i think that is really grosses me out. You would think that I would be someone that would be into that, but I am not.

Yeah, no, you break up and then all of a sudden you're constantly kayaking. Yeah. Your ex messages you on Instagram like, I didn't know you kayak. And you go, oh yeah, I kayak all the time. You didn't know that? Yes.

I think about that all the time. After the initial grief period everybody kind of gets their shit together when they get broken up but that's when people or when they have affairs they start working out they take up that project they were putting off forever i made my first album during a breakup like to get out of a depression and i i started a record label and i started record i assembled a band and i began recording all in a 24-hour period of being completely bedridden and depressed for weeks right and i was just like i'm done with this shit and then i had a label and a po box and a band and

like a date on the books to start recording yes i think that happens a lot like when i lose a job or i lose something it puts me into action mode of like okay fill up that's that space that that was taking up prove to them that i'm not that i i can do things that like it put you into action this is depressing to me being in a solid relationship i don't like it because then i want to start a band. I want to do things that are thrilling that make that I want to take up kayaking. I, well, I don't really,

but I wish I was the kind of person that wanted to, I want to do those things. So being in a relationship, I wish I did realize on this trip that Chris and I have different goals on vacation. We like to do different things and I would feel a lot of guilt when i didn't want to do the things that he wanted to do because in my mind he is thinking i want to share these experiences with someone and she's not she doesn't like this stuff and you certainly don't want to

fake it and and because then i was having a little bit of the this thing that i used to have with my mom it's so funny how our relationships reflect exactly how we had these same things in our childhood my mom used to when she's horrible to shop with because she can't get out of a store she'll check out and then on the way out we would have to we would literally flank her so that she couldn't see the racks on the way out because she would find something on the way and go wait hold let me just look at these shorts well look at these well this is these are oh well that's like she then we couldn't get out of the fucking store so i always hated shopping with my mom because it would take so long i would be so bored in like the women's casual section like it was always just like boring women's

you know in lord and taylor or whatever or value city wherever we would be and um and my mom always used to go like all right nick we get it you want to go and i go like i'm not doing anything i'm not i'm just standing here like i didn't know what to do with my body to because i knew i would make her mad if i showed that I was bored so I wouldn't I wouldn't ever like complain about it because that was not gonna work my mom would only get like really mad if you got mad at her that didn't solve anything I tried that obviously for years so the next thing would be just wait it out just get through it you know like she's looking at racks of clothing just wait and so me so me just standing there, she'd be like, I get it, Nick.

I just hear the racks like, okay, I'm going as fast as I can. I get it. You're miserable. And I go, I don't know what I'm doing. Like what? And she'd be like, your arms are crossed. We get it. And I'd go like, I don't know how to stand mom to let you know that I don't care.

Take your time. And so I, Chris does not have that attitude with me that my mom used to have of like, we get it. You're trying to send a bad mood, but like I fell into that in Jerusalem because I wanted to leave. I got, I was upset that we were no longer in a section that I could even, we were, we were in the women's casual section again, except it was the men's casual. And we, you're not allowed to be there as a woman. I felt like I was in the wrong section. I didn't want to be there anymore. I wanted to leave, but I also didn't want him to sense

that I wanted to leave. So I was trying to do the thing where it's like, what do you do with your body when you don't care whether or not your boyfriend's looking at postcards? You got to start dancing like a maniac. That's what that guy was doing. Yes.

Yeah, that guy would. He just didn't want people to know that he wanted to leave. That's what that guy was doing. He just didn't want people to know that he wanted to leave. Me doing an impression of someone praying. Do you ever do that where you go, you're so... I remember one time I really liked this guy and I found out he had a girlfriend. It was like the second I found out he had a girlfriend, right? and i had been waiting and hoping so badly he didn't have one and then he he says he says you know oh yeah we have a dog and i was just i mean i had had a crush on this guy for weeks and i had not asked him anything about his personal life because i did not want to know that he had a girlfriend which i thought he

probably had but like i could live in this denial area where it was like i could still i can't fantasize at night about this guy anymore if he has a girlfriend. But my best part of my life at that time in my life was going to sleep because I would just fantasize about us being together. So he was going to steal, if he had a girlfriend, he was going to steal the hope and the fantasy.

And he says, we have a dog. I've told this on this podcast before, but he says, yeah, we have a dog. And I have a joke this podcast before, but he says, yeah, we have a dog. And I have a joke about it, but I was like, please live in a group home or with your mom or some kind of like, maybe this is an insane asylum where you guys have a dog at the front desk or something.

Anything other than a girlfriend. And of course, he goes through his phone and we're in a group of people and he hands me the phone to see his dog. And I had to go like search the recesses of my brain to go, how does one respond to seeing a girl? If like Brian Frangie were to show me, this is my girlfriend and my dog. How would I act if I wasn't in love, secretly in love with this person?

You go, oh shit fuck yeah just like oh god damn it that's exactly what am i gonna jerk off to tonight yeah that's my classic girlfriend dog response but i just remember getting the phone and just going oh like i didn't say anything who doesn't say something when you see someone's dog for the first time someone who you've been like cordial with for a while i wanted to say nice dog but mean his girlfriend when i said it that would have been my like that would have been a win for me to be like oh my god what a cute dog and be talking about the girl like i know it's in my head it's like when i'm someone's rude to me at starbucks and i go have a good one and they don't know that i mean death yeah maybe you're just a bad liar hair you're just really honest i'm a bad liar who's that

billy eilish song oh um yeah maybe i am i i i definitely know i'm a bad liar oh my eyes dart around all over the place I start like getting sweat my asshole tightens um I can't suck up any dead water yeah I'm not a good liar I don't think I'm and that what a great quality to have I like that I can't lie I just get quiet and that's why I didn't say anything i was just like oh but i just remember this like and that was what i was trying to do in jerusalem was like how does one stand when they're okay being somewhere and i couldn't figure it out i couldn't do it i was just he chris quickly got the memo of like okay we can go and i was like no no we can keep it's fine and like it's like i'm lying no i want to go babe i want to go but i did feel like, no, no, no, we can keep, it's fine. And it's like, I'm lying. No, I want to go, babe.

I want to go. But I did feel, I did feel like, Noah, you had a little of that. You said, maybe you don't want to get into it on your trip of like, maybe Avi could be having a better time with someone else. Yeah, someone who can like hike 14 miles with him and then camp for three days and then go back up.

But what would you tell me about this circumstance of like i want i feel like chris wants a better travel companion than i can give him because he never said that by the way never once indicated it he if i ever wanted to stay in he would be fine with it um but there's only so much of that that someone can take and then eventually they want a divorce even though we're not married. And that's my fear. So this is something that Avi and I had a conversation about also as we like did a debriefing of our trip. And you just first of all, you learn as you go.

So you have these trips and you realize how you each like to travel. And then you just have to like meet in the middle. I told him, I'm never going to be like your friend Mike and go hiking with you for like five days and come out looking like we've been like bushwhacked or something. It's just not going to happen. Mike's also not going to suck your dick in a courtyard. Yeah, exactly. After you hiked 14 miles with him.

Exactly. He's not going to give you a handy when you go back to the hotel yeah yeah so yeah so we just have to like meet in the middle and you know he has even though he denies that he had any expectations of what we were going to do he he kind of did and we weren't able to do what he was expecting and um you know both of us we just have to like take ownership of, you know, where I get frustrated and I don't want to, you know, I just kind of like huff and puff and don't want to do something. I have to be a little bit more open. And he has to not put these expectations on me. trips with his guy friends or his friends and do all these things and be happy in that way and we can have our trips where we both bond and have a good time in our own way where there's no like imposition of expectations on each other that's a nice that yeah a nice compromise uh because i i feel like i i always just want to give in to what he wants to do and then that's

not going to be fun because I'm going to end up building resentment. And yes, but I also feel like if I always do what I do and I don't give, it's like, I'm not always going to give into what he does. I do say, Hey babe,

I can't do this anymore. I'm going to go back. I like to, I need a nap before the show, but I do feel like I miss out on certain things. And I feel like enough of those things add up that he'll start building resentment. But guess what?

It's none of my fucking business if he does. And he can tell me if he does. And if he doesn't tell me, then that's, you know, then that's also his business. Like I can't control what he feels and I can't jump to conclusions about how he is feeling.

What you're doing is much better than the alternative which is a lot of people will just become their partner and then all of a sudden they're like i love hiking i hike all the time i'm gonna and then you have all these new clothes and stuff then you break up and you never hike again yeah it's like what happened to the hiking and it's like oh uh i guess i just got over it i still did things a lot of things i didn't want to do let me just say because I know because I want to be the type of person who does want to walk around Vienna but it's your partner showing you stuff

do you regret doing a lot of those things? no I don't because he did show me a lot of cool things but I still don't get the allure of travel I still don't get it I don't you see one old building you kind of seen them

all like you've seen one cathedral or like i think virtual reality headsets are going to really open up a world to me that is going to accomplish exactly what i feel like in all these places which is like i just see something with my eyes I don't have anything tangible from it that I can remember or reflect on. I just get to, this is just bragging rights. And it feels as pointless as I do believe sports are because sports. I also feel like gas sports. Yeah.

Well, I get, listen, I'm jealous that people want to travel and love traveling. I wish I felt this way about it, but I feel the same way about sports. I wish that I got excited about a World Series that I know in next

season is going to mean nothing anymore and it's just going to be it's going to be forgotten and now all that matters is this moment and when they fail in this moment, everyone's going to be mad at them and not even give a shit about what they accomplished before. But isn't this what life is? That's's life nikki so why do we have to fly places and stay spend 20

hours on a plane and go through customs and lug luggage and wait for luggage and exchange money and have to figure out the rates and and and go eat foods that you don't really like and And have to drink Starbucks that doesn't taste the same as the Starbucks where you like. And the Starbucks that you like. These are the things that I... When you're on your deathbed, all you're going to have are your memories. And you got to just... Unless you have Alzheimer's, you can't remember anything. My best memories are laughing with friends in a sedentary position.

It's my best memories. Our dinners and laughs. What was your favorite part of the last two weeks? That's a great question. What are some visions in your head that pass through when you think of the last two weeks in Europe and beyond? Getting to go to bed at night. Yeah. Oh, I love that.

And having the day be done. That's always what I look forward to. The walk to the car. at night. Yeah. Oh, I love that. And having the day be done. That's always what I look forward to. The walk to the car. Noah said it before. The hike is the best. Was that you, Noah? The best part of the hike is when you see your car. I like seeing my bed.

Going back to my hotel with my boyfriend. Getting to sleep in a bed next to him. Getting to be on our phones. And look at all the things that happened on Reddit that day. And laugh with each other and go, hey, like,

did you see this? And then hold up my phone and Chris kind of looks at it and is like, like, that's my, those are my favorite things. The nice hotels,

the, and then eating all the meals. I had, Chris and I had a really good meal in Tel Aviv. Anya and I had some really, just getting coffee with Anya

or tea with Anya, like having girl talks getting the massages even though that was not that comfortable the massages that we got in um where were we uh helsinki stockholm helsinki yes helsinki heaven floaty that was my life the best massage was the foot massage in um amsterdam in a row. Oh, God. It was amazing. Tibetan massage. And that was so good. It's like I've had the best.

I can't go back. And then we go to... Then we're like, we're getting massages everywhere we go. We go to Helsinki and these Thai women... Put us in a room together. And then make us disrobe. And I want to put massage because I do not want to be intimate. I just like feet.

I don't want to get totally undressed. I don't want them touching my whole body. I realize I have a traumatic response to a full body massage. I don't like it. As you should. As you should. As you should. No, I don't know that I should.

I don't know what the fuck happened to me, but I just do not. I feel deeply uncomfortable the whole time. Sometimes I fall asleep and I wake up and I'm like startled that someone's touching me. And then I'm like, oh, I just slept through so much of the money I spent and I didn't even feel how good that felt.

And then I start feeling guilt. And then they start beating you up at the end. They're just so mad at you and they start hitting you let her take your clothes off and you didn't let her massage your hair which is your phobia you were like no hair no hair no hair and then she they always laugh when i say no hair and then no head no head but they definitely were doing some stuff to me i did not care for i didn't like that massage and i'm a pushover i let them take all my clothes off the next thing i know i'm like okay fine and then i'm right next to my best friend completely naked and a thai woman is grabbing

both arms behind my body i'm on my stomach i'm three feet above nikki naked as a jaybird i'm just like i don't want this oh I would never mind being naked around you. Are you modest like that? I guess I've never seen you naked. Yes, you have. But I don't want to just be like greased up and nude. Like, ugh. And then she drops me and then pulls me up again.

Ugh. And I'm like, ugh. And I'm like in a gross position, like completely naked. I might as well be hovering over Nikki's body completely naked. That's how close i was you didn't see that no i was just like please let her be asleep please let her be asleep oh i wasn't the whole time i'm just fuming because this massage is so light and so fast fast and light the two worst things in the opposite fucking athletic and naked and painful

wasn't she like rubbing her vagina on your like heel oh yeah no she starts and she's like take off your clothes and then her entire vulva is on my heel i think i would have liked that honestly it would have been more pressure than the woman was giving me mine was just light and fast she's too fast and i just kept i thought she was warming me up because you know sometimes when they're doing a massage they warm you up and so they just do it like fast and light and then the warm-up was taking like 15 minutes and i was like oh no she then she switches legs and i'm like maybe she's warming the other one up too and then she'll go back to that one i know that was the massage oh terrible do you know why i think

they hit you because they hate you because i'm a dumb white bitch that's coming in and they don't want to be doing this. I don't think most people working, and maybe I'm wrong. This is another way I can get canceled on this podcast today about racial insensitivity. But I do believe most people working at Chinese and Thai massage places, it's a family business and they're kind of like not, it's not their passion to massage people. You know what I mean? But you know what's worse than someone who's,

it's not their passion to massage? Someone who is, it is their passion to massage. That bugs me too. I've gone to a lot of white men whose passion is massage and it does not feel comfortable. I do not like that either.

That gets too sensual. One guy made me, I told you, I think I told about this about this in st louis i went to a guy and he made me do a post-mortem about the massage after i got dressed he came back in and was like now you i want you to think about while you're getting dressed what you liked and what you didn't like and i really want some feedback and i'm like i want to get the fuck out of here because i didn't like any of it and i'm gonna have to come up with a lie for you about what you can what i did like it was terrible and that was supposed to be a relaxing massage i should have told him the feedback yes it was supposed to be amazing like

an expensive massage too i mean this guy was a white guy that went to school for it just wasn't a family business relaxing than giving someone feedback on their work oh my god and i'm not let me just say i don't think everyone that works in a asian massage like a family run like a massage place where you go in and everyone's asian i don't think all those people are indentured servants but i think some of them are and i don't think they all want to be doing it and i could be wrong but do you ever get that sense on you which is why we like to tip a lot. Yes. Okay, we got to go to break. But let's do Reddit dump when we come back.

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All right, so let's do Reddit. Before we get into that, Succession Finale happened. I can won't talk i won't say anything okay i won't say anything can i just i'm gonna for myself so you haven't watched it you're like three episodes behind okay well i will not say anything but this is not this will not be a spoiler. We didn't need the spoiler horn. Take it back. Okay, thank you. That was the sound of your vagina in Dead Sea. Yeah. It was great. I will say that I am satisfied, to quote Dee from Clueless.

I am satisfied. I will also say that I didn't get to watch it live when I was in Israel. I tried. It didn't work. I watched it as soon as I landed in Newark with Chris. On our layover,

we went through, had to get our bags, recheck them i got clear so i just zipped through chris has to get in the tsa line he doesn't even have tsa pre it didn't print on his thing so he's in the line for an hour all we're looking forward to all we want to do is watch is we can't wait because we have three ever layover so we're watching it at gate 71 in newark and we're just like and then we had to board a flight and then we watched the last of it um on the plane home and it was what it was it was it was awesome and um i loved it and i have read like a million things about it since then and it's become kind of my whole you know purpose in life is dissecting it and um yeah and i just i i saw a lot of theories about how the show would end

one in particular a bestie sent me and um you didn't see that did you anya i didn't show you that one no okay i wanted to say that one was right on the money good job to that person who sent me that theory and um it's just the best acting ever. So you would say that it stuck the landing, the whole series stuck the landing? I would say that. And, you know, it was funny because I was reading, if you watch Succession and you watch Game of Thrones, there was this meme that was really funny that was like, if we know HBO, how they end their, you know, best series,

and it showed that Greg, who's this kind of ridiculous character, was obviously going to become the king. Because isn't that how Game of Thrones ended? Is this a spoiler alert no even no no i'm not you think i'm that stupid no okay i'm not i'm not giving but greg is certainly not the king oh oh because i've heard that theory okay no that's for people who don't know what they're talking about there's no way greg could become the king there's no way but if they were that was kind of a joke circulating of like they they botched it so bad on um the game of thrones no yes if succession ended like game of thrones then the main guy would have come back from the dead

he would have set the whole town on fire and then all the characters that you thought were good would start having sex with each other and then die in a collapsed wall. Wait, were you when Game of Thrones ended? Did you cry? Insane. Were you like ready to just turn off the TV or were you like, I guess I'm going to see this through? And it wasn't just the last episode. I mean, I think the whole last two seasons from what Greg, what chris says were so bad that it was like

everyone couldn't believe it it you know what i i was just rushed and i blame uh you know benny often wise the the kosher runners and co-creators because rat they they didn't want to do it anymore they were like we can wrap this up in 12 episodes and it's like what the fuck are you talking about you've got two entire books to get through you can't wrap it up in 12 episodes and it's like what the fuck are you talking about you've got two entire books to get through you can't wrap it up in 12 episodes but rather than do what people with other franchises do which is just say you know what I'm going to hand this off to other showrunners

and they can do it for as long as they want they were like we're going to wrap it up ourselves and I mean I just I feel like if they handed it off it could have gone for another five seasons and instead of it being rushed and all the characters undermined and ending with a stupid conflagration of nonsense it would have been good it could also become like walking dead where it went on for way too long and then like the later seasons were shit but i do feel like it had a better chance of succeeding because benioff

and weiss were like we're gonna go do star wars now we don't want to do more game of thrones yeah they were also the actors the actors didn't want to do more game of thrones yeah they were also the actors the actors didn't want to do it anymore either like the fuck why would you not want to do this show that is like the best show because it's i guess it's a lot of work and it's a lot of years like cold and in a lot of makeup oh my god like in these really weird locations like in russia and like just being not that russia's weird but like here we go again but like just being in places far from their family like like here we go again but like just being in places far from their family like on the like shooting of show sucks kind of a lot of times imagine you

do it for 10 years in the dark i don't leave your coffee cup on set and it's the biggest fucking plot line the whole show but no succession ended perfectly my only thing is i'm going through a mourning period of my favorite thing that i've had this year is gone away and i need a new thing and on the girls chat they're like i love the show made i'm just doing it with carlisle made was so good there's no show on netflix that will replace this for me so if you have any ideas of a book the books are the only thing that will do do what this show did to me in terms of like how immersed i got in it. Maybe the show Six Feet Under, maybe The Wire. I know the shows that I could get into

that would give me the same kind of thrill. I already did Mad Men. I'm probably going to start that again. Let me just say- What about Regis Gemstones? That's coming back. I think you'd like The Americans. Yeah, maybe The Americans.

It's really well done. I watched The Whale. Okay. On the way home. Can't believe it. I thought you'd never watch that well chris and i chris gave me two options grand budapest hotel or the whale and okay i said i wanted to do the choice i know right um uh sofa's choice because i chose my mom's review of the grand budapest hotel okay i knew that i saw it i didn't understand a single thing oh really i feel like that's your mom in a lot of circumstances not a single thing

i didn't either i watched it I didn't understand a damn thing. That's a Wes Anderson movie, right? Yeah. I don't know. Maybe it's the dog's one. I saw the dog cartoon. No, it's Wes Anderson. Yeah. Yeah, it is.

2014 film. Yeah. 2014? That could have been his last one. Was it just a second ago? Okay, I'm confusing it. Sorry, I'm confusing it with the one in France or somewhere. I'm really fucked up. I don't know what I'm talking about but let me just say i chose the whale okay the whale

sucks it sucked every i would rather watch free willie how was brendan frazier's performance great amazing right okay he's great but this movie is not Oscar worthy. Give me a fat activist and she's incredible great writer but she hated the movie and i read her piece before i saw it and i already read everything about it that hated it so i was already set up to hate this but it was an eye roll fiesta it was just it was just um fat gore like it was just, it was just fat gore. Like it was just like anyone who just wants to believe that fat people are just so disgusting. And like,

it was just, it didn't deal with it as a addiction, which it clearly is as much as I wanted it to. Everyone's just mad at him the whole time. It was a cheap movie to make because he doesn't leave his home. It never leaves the home. there were some interesting like characters that appeared and like that i'm just tired of the plot line of the bratty daughter can we please give this up of like the daughter who's just like no dad you suck and like i'm not doing that fuck

you like i can't anymore just how about we get a cooperative daughter a daughter who are all teenage daughters like this i mean they must be i was kind of a cunty when i was like that but it's not interesting anymore and also like i guess you don't want to watch me eat my sandwiches anymore yeah i feel like it's me being fat phobic that is not the case here i thought it was i thought it was mean spirited i thought it um it didn't get into like i i just it just didn't do it episodes of intervention or my 600 pound life are much more interesting than the show if you really want to know what the pain of like the fat persons uh you know the person who's about to die from being fat's existence is like it's just

like this was um so is this the thing that brought brendan frazier back or is there something else no i think it was this affair kind of started his career back he was really great in the affair he's amazing he every performance was great in this except the woman that was his friend who was just like mad all the time just like stomping around it was just if you've seen it you'll know what i'm talking about she's just like stop doing that oh don't don't eat that don't do that oh fuck you get out of here like she's just mad all the time there and darren aronofsky that one movie he did the mother where they like crack a baby in half at the end like it's just like

it was awful i mean that that movie was actually interesting but it ends it's the same movie it really is kind of the same movie okay final thought let's get to reddit dump this is your reddit dump all righty okay i saved some good stuff let's get to it um um okay this is from ask reddit it says what are some girl secrets guys don't know about what um what are some girl secrets that guys don't know about okay someone said selecting the right tampon is a gamble every time too small for the flow and you can feel it try to fall out as you walk because it's heavy too big for the flow and you'll be faced with pulling out a particularly dry wad oh so painful yeah that's a girl's secret for sure sure but that guys don't know about yeah you don't know about that i guess i don't i don't yeah i don't know about that no how did it feel

like that guys that guys would love to know or something it's just the guys have no idea about yeah i guess that's that's it yeah girls secrets like just things that are happening in our bodies and our hearts and our pussies that you have no clue about um how to do a silent fart i mean everyone should be able to figure that one out but you found that out way too late right no no i've i know how to do those since i've been doing those your whole life probably well maybe like in my teens i was like oh amazing yeah yeah they don't always work that way because sometimes your asshole is like nope yeah this is an inside job i took a 40 a 40 week seminar on how to do that you know you know what it is

right brian you just pull your ass cheeks apart oh that it's silent? Oh, sure, sure. Yeah. I guess not. That is a secret I didn't know. I think men don't know how often women are getting something done to their face. But I don't know if that's a secret. But I think many more women

are doing many more things than you have any idea about. Same with makeup. Just go Google Blake Lively's nose. Everyone just do that because I'm so tired of her being like lauded as the just natural beauty. Just see what's what's happened throughout the years. And don't ever compare anyone to her because they're all. Yeah, I think that's another thing. And I'm not outing her.

It's a very clear nose job. I see nose jobs everywhere. I can. I'm so good at spotting them now. You can because I want one so bad. Yeah, I think I'm going to get one pretty soon. I just love them. I think they're cool.

I think they're like I'm starting to look at them like a cool haircut. Like that's how shameful it should be. It shouldn't be something that's shameful. You want to fix your fucking nose because you want to look better? Why is it okay to wear makeup to look better? Why is it okay to cut your hair to look better? Why is it okay to get your roots done to look better? But it's somehow you have to lie about having a nose job.

I'm not going to lie about mine because you will be able to tell. I didn't like how Jennifer Grey lost her whole career because she got a nose job. Because everyone was so mad at her and disappointed. And it was almost like it wasn't because she wasn't cute anymore or a good actress anymore or we liked you so much better

when you looked like this. It was honestly like we're going to punish you because we know you've done something that's vain. Yeah. It's a different time now. I feel like people

wouldn't care at all they would reward her okay i thought the whole thing was that it made her look unique and then when she did the nose job she no longer had like the unique look that the people were looking for yeah maybe that's it but i really feel like it was a shame-based like ostracization because it was so obvious she did and everyone else does very faint work okay this is one for um anya this girl said our vaginas are so acidic they can bleach underwear a lot of girls who own black panties will know what i'm talking about oh i've never bleached underwear before i don't think mine bleaches it but maybe i'm just not noticing i know that like when i do those

boric acid suppository here's a secret women sometimes use these boric acid suppositories that are great if you're prone to yeast infections or you know just have that not so fresh feeling and there's a great company that makes some and when i have used those and then i wake up why have you never told me about this? Oh. I've never heard of a BORK. Because you don't have yeast. You're not prone to that stuff. But I would tell you in a heartbeat

if you had a yeast infection. Okay, so you do. I've thrown up them myself. I've never even heard you tell other, like we've been in conversations. Oh yeah, Sarah Lena and I talk about it a lot. Oh, okay. Yeah.

Okay. BORK acid suppositories. They kill a yeast infection fast and just clear things up if you're feeling weird anyway in the morning however the suppository will have like you know come apart and boric acid by the way is fatal if you ingest it orally just saying don't let your dogs or cats or anything like near your underwear go down on you it will disintegrate your underwear the stuff that that's what i learned i was like why do my underwear have holes in the crotch and it's because of that yeah the word acid it might have given that away okay

if you have long hair you will def be pulling hair out of your butt crack after you shower oh okay oh that happens all the time you found like a long hair sometimes it like does a tourniquet around my clit like it's like it's spun around it and i like tug a hair and it will like tug my vagina oh my god okay this is another one no clue when our periods end we often just kind of go fuck it i'm done with this and decide it's done when it's about to end that's really funny we do do that there's no like you don't like something a seed doesn't pop fall out you go it's over or a flag is that would be cool falls out like at the end of a mario there's nothing it just you just kind of you take a gamble you you almost just hope it's over and so

you you send a message to your vagina like we're done by going i'm gonna free ball it yeah nothing just to send a message like we're done like to almost will it and then you ruin your underwear and then a day and a half later it's like jk here's a little pink spotty oh yeah it comes back um we sometimes get a random pain in the boob and wonder if we're getting a heart attack i think that's like a pain in my heart i don't get it i get it in my heart where you like have to freeze because you're like if i move again it's gonna do it that's not just a woman thing no that's a man thing yeah okay must be your heart muscle we know nothing or it's heartburn or it's your pectorals it could be a lot of things. God, I hate that. This is one from

Me IRL. It says, that stands for in real life. It says, people who keep their phone silent 24-7 are so done with life. It's like a meme that says that. I do. Who?

What do you mean we're done with life? We're in life. I keep my phone silent 24-7. I'm not done with life we're in life on silent 24 7 and i'm not done with life i'm fighting claw and tooth i don't need any alert on my phone because it's in my hand all the fucking time i don't need it that is why it's not in it i would like to say because i don't want to be bothered by it and i have it on focus mode a lot because i or silent mode because i don't want to be bothered by it while it's in my hand or while i'm like watching a video on it who are you impersonating someone who's better than me i'm like reads books a lot not on their phone all my books are on my phone okay um men have readdit what is something women hate about their bodies that you actually love

oh a bestie sent me this to share because she was like maybe this would be good for other people to hear wait men are asking what this is for ask this is asking men men of reddit what is something that women hate about their bodies that you actually love oh okay this guy wrote a fucking oh you do okay their asses their tits their vaginas jennifer gray's nose blake levy's old nose yeah okay uh this guy goes this these are all the guy this reminds me kind of guys who like wear shirts that say feminist af AF and try to get laid by liking things that women feel bad about themselves about. I actually like a woman's armpit hair. It's fucking sexy to me. Give me a fucking break.

But then there are guys that like it, so I can't judge them. They can like it, but don't go broadcasting it because you want to get some poon. Well, let me just say this girl asked so this isn't asking okay this guy said everything that has to do with getting older oh give me a fucking break when my wife and i got married we were obviously younger in our 20s although never thin i was more slender my wife five nine has legs for days and just a banging body now i'm not as thin same as her we have two kids blah blah whatever he says she has more of a tummy now bigger boobs maybe doesn't shave like she used to or wear skimpy lingerie

outfits randomly but i wouldn't trade it for the world we've grown older together and i honestly couldn't find anything in this world that still turns me on as the certain way my wife runs her fingers down my back or how she looked naked and it's because she's mine not in a positive possessive sexist way but in a i'm the luckiest guy in the world that this beautiful woman wants to spend the rest of her life with me and have sex with me. Hopefully this isn't too long winded. It kind of was, but it is sweet.

But I'm also like, he's looking for upvotes. He's just looking, he's trolling for upvotes. You're right. I know. And he's hoping his wife like stumbles upon this and she's like, is this you?

Are you okay? Jackpot or whatever. My ex-girlfriend always complained. This is a different guy. My ex-girlfriend always complained about the size of her cheeks and how she looked like Cuico, a character from an old Mexican TV series. For me, she looked gorgeous. I love to kiss and caress her cute round face. That's sweet.

That's fine. Uneven breasts adds character and makes paying attention to each one a separate adventure. What? right the fuck that guy's a serial killer i think my wife was very self-conscious about her inverted nipples but i adore them someone says this makes me feel better i have one one of each any in an audi and it makes me so self-conscious same my kids i've never heard of it either but apparently it's a thing an inverted nipple yes i have one it's a thing. An inverted nipple? Yes. I have one.

It's nothing big. I didn't even know I had it until like three years ago. And then a doctor was like, have you always had this? I'm like, what? It just looks like a finger. If you took your fingernail and pressed it hard into your nipple, that's what it looks like. It just looks like. So one has a nipple, but you never noticed that?

I never noticed that. That it was different than the other? Yeah, I never noticed that? I never noticed that. That it was different than the other? Yeah, I never noticed. It literally just looks like if you took your thumb and pressed it for 30 seconds into your nipple. Would you even notice that? And it's like that all the time. Yeah. My nipples stick out.

Okay, perfect pussy and perfect nipples. I don't have a perfect pussy and I don't have perfect nipples. But I'm just saying I don't understand what an inverted nipple looks like i should google one hold on okay do it inverted but they're gonna show you the most extreme one right right i'll i'll on extreme it in my mind um okay i see i'm gonna google it too it looks like a belly button kind of what's the one is it the first one you're looking at oh okay okay yes there's one top doctors that looks like it would it's not too extreme yeah wait this doesn't look like mine no these are intense mine is just a very slight literally like if you took your nail and just put

it in there i don't even think matt would notice so you never noticed that it was different than the other one you would never notice that okay okay well then great cellulite someone said cellulite i don't give a fuck what kind of phone she got what oh she's a pun it's a pun so he's got cell cellulite i don't give a fuck what kind of phone she's got i hate that guy i hate it but also cellulite do you guys care about cellulite i think they i think they do i think they don't think i don't think it's the greatest looking thing it's not it's not a deal breaker but i think it's better if it's not there i guess exactly it's not it's not like it's turned on right right i mean i'm sure it is to some people but i don't think it's like gonna make you leave your wife if she has it i don't think it's the biggest girl hairy pits and cellulite

misaligned breasts someone said i love sleepy set back bedroom eyes and i love boyish clothes on girls so hot i also like when a woman has a deeper voice god it's hot thank you my wife's boobs she hates them with a passion i cannot figure out why they are perfect um okay so it's just a bunch i'm trying to think of i will say the boyish clothes thing it's all i want to wear is boy clothes i don't i want to wear clothes that fit comfortably don't constantly make me feel fat being a girl and wearing jeans is hell okay why do we always feel fat because jeans are styled to be tight on us that is the style and it's not always the style and i know men are like well why don't you wear more comfortably because they're not as attractive if they're more comfortable they're not the style

that are in jeans are supposed to be snug so if you gain a pound you feel fat because the jeans will the jeans are supposed to like when i go to my stylist jeans are supposed to like, when I go to my stylist, jeans are supposed to be hard to get into. You're supposed to have to like hop. That's like a feet jean that fits. So when you doesn't fit, if you just have a little water weight or something, that's why women constantly feel fat is because all the clothes are so goddamn tight and men have a little bit, they have so much more room. And I've been more wearing baggier stuff lately. And Chris got me a sweatshirt.

Chris, like the best thing I've done is tell Chris, like, will you go find me like a shirt that you think would look good on me? And then he goes shopping and I get a new shirt and he's excited about it. And he tries to buy stuff that I'll like. So he buys them bigger. And so then I get to wear bigger clothes that are probably less attractive to my boyfriend because they are bigger because they're more like boy clothes

but because he bought them he is attracted to me in it win win baby and they're really cute I think I mean I do think that a tight jean looks good but I really like a baggy casual girl oh do you really

and I love when I can see her armpit hair i'm just kidding no i i think it's cool fuck t-shirt also what oh yeah he is right now and it's tight as hell wait noah you said recently on a girl i don't know where it was but you said that you were like i don't know how to dress anymore you were talking about that it was so funny to me i don't know how to dress anymore. You were talking about that. It was so funny to me. I don't know how to, I don't. Avi and I, we do this totally subconsciously when we don't see each other

in the morning getting ready, we end up wearing the same exact thing. Same exact shirt color. Same exact shorts. We both go shopping at REI now for comfortable clothes. Oh, yeah. It's,

I don't want to dress like that anymore. It is confusing when you are on the precipice of 40. You like you can't do things you do need to start changing like i am getting ready for a total wardrobe overhaul of like no more and and all i really want to wear is lululemon i mean it's really all that feels comfortable you switch to it's just it doesn't look as good as a put together outfit but um i'm feeling i'm feeling just as confounded by like what is cute and do i care about what's cute am i wearing cute stuff who am i trying to win over when i look cute

my mom i like my mom to go you look cute i do like that but like what else does that get me like i i don't i'm not trying to get laid anymore i don't even want you know like i do like that. But like, what else does that get me? Like, I don't, I'm not trying to get laid anymore. I don't even want, you know, like I do like when Chris thinks I look cute. So sometimes I dress up for him. But what is more disappointing than when you dress up and the person you're dressing up for doesn't say anything.

Maybe nothing in the whole world feels that bad. So I don't even like to do that. It's like having a birthday party that nobody comes to. Which I'll probably have on Thursday. But yes, it's, that is the truth. The most shocking experiment I did recently was I thought, I'll just wear a half shirt and see if I can get Matt's attention.

And I did put on like a little, I never wear half shirts or skimpy tops. And I did this one day and I was like, that's all it took? Like I walked downstairs and he immediately like starts pawing me or what god my nose is running so bad i'm so sorry they have snot coming out of my nose as i'm telling you a story about how sexy i looked then he like completely got into me and i was like oh yeah it's that easy so i'm gonna do that sometimes i just my favorite trick is to come out wearing like something new and then just be casual, like just take out a tit, just tuck up your shirt so that it's like your tit is hanging out.

It'll just open in the air or like pull it down, pull your tank top down. So it's just like exposed and then just have a normal conversation and wait until they see it. Yes. It's almost this trend that's going on where there's like a girl will show her mom her phone and she has like baby hands and she's like see it. It's almost this trend that's going on where there's a girl will show her mom her phone and she has baby hands and she's tapping it and the mom doesn't see the little hands. And she also has her chin out.

Alright guys, let's go. This is the end of the podcast. Thank you so much for listening. Anya, feel better. Sniffles. Great show. We'll see you tomorrow on the podcast. On my birthday is when it will air. Let's not make a big deal out of everyone.

It's fine. 39. Yeah, it's not a big deal. Who gives a shit? Who gives a fuck? It's just another time around the fucking sun or the globe. I don't know which one it is. Thank you for listening to the show.

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