The Nikki Glaser Podcast - #347 The Eras Tour Chicago, Dancing in The Box & Some Tips

Episode Date: June 7, 2023

Nikki had no time to put make-up on so she has Besties "get ready" with her for a few minutes. She recaps stories from the weekend at Taylor Swift's Eras Tour in Chicago. From secretly calling security, Chris' continuous birthday gift, a cauliflower that didn't make the cut and dancing on the windows of a Soldier Field Stadium Box, it was good times had with family and friends. Anya shares her packing tip for light travel but it might be a little too heavy on the work for Nikki and Noa. Brian has a fun fact about Florida where Nikki will be on tour this weekend. In the Final Thought, they share prank master Kerstin's voicemail to Nikki's dad EJ. ------- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IG        See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Welcome to it. I'm joined by Noah in Arizona, Brian Frangie in Los Angeles, California, and Anya Marina back in Kingston, New York. But I was with her in Chicago yesterday for a Taylor Swift weekend, which we will talk about later on the show. But I just want to start off by saying that we only have like an hour and I didn't like a window to do this show. And I didn't do my makeup for it. And I was going to be late. And usually it's fine to be late. but I was like, I'll just do my makeup on air. Cause like sometimes that's interesting to people and it might drive people to our YouTube to be like,

let's see what she does. You know, incredibly popular, like Tik TOK thing to do is just to be doing your makeup while talking about whatever random bullshit. Get ready with me. And this is get ready with me on the show that I'm supposed to be ready for. This is an unprofessional,

like I'm late, get ready with me. So this is like, but I'm actually going to do it casually while we just talk. And I think I can do it because I get some of my best thinking done while I'm doing my makeup. It's so mindless for me. Do you agree, Anya and Noah? With doing makeup, it's like meditative.

I never do my makeup long enough to even have a thought. No, that's not true. You have good makeup. You have good eyes. Thanks. That's all I do. Wow, that You have good makeup. You have good eyes. Thanks. You have really got to go, wow, that's a good eye. And your makeup's quick, too. You don't wear much makeup, right?

I don't wear a lot, but it's all so annoying, the whole process. I'm like, sometimes I do this thing where I will talk as if I'm doing a video, an educational video, so that I can be less bored and annoyed. I'll be like, here's what you're going to do. It's so easy. You just put on a little cover-up right here. You're going to want to get these under eyes. Yeah, that's fun. Just do some quick shading. So much of your life can be

more enjoyable if you pretend you're performing, if you're a performer. Yeah, just narrate it. If you tap into that. That's what I do during the shaft we have the same thought oh my god that's incredible that's not the first time that's happened that we uh have the exact same onion you guys are a slight delay for me and it's still it matched at the same time it was perfect um but yeah just feel like, I had this realization the other day

when I was doing my makeup, I was like piling it on and I go, this is like drag queen levels of makeup, which is fun to do, but it is, it's reminiscent of drag queen. And sometimes I look like, like there's this photo shoot that I did and there's a picture coming out from it

and it looks like drag. It looks like a really good drag. And so I realized the more makeup you use the more like it's you're supposed to look like you're such you're such a girl if you wear makeup but it's like the least girl thing to do because it's really like please don't think I'm a man like you're so worried do you know is there something there I was thinking like that could be a joke because I feel like make the less makeup you wear the more secure you're with you're like my face is girl face but like I have to pile it on and like dry on eyelashes and like winged eyeliner and like rosy

cheeks to be like please don't think i'm a man it like just worried covering up my stubble yeah so like the more makeup the more like you might look like a man and that's fine i mean that's that's a look sometimes i'm like very into that look but but- Things are changing too. I remember back when I was growing up, it was like a big deal if a man wore eyeliner, like is Robert Pattinson wearing eyeliner in this movie? Oh yeah. Like stuff like that. I forget you grew up like 10 years ago.

Is Jack Harlow wearing, you know? Yes. Nowadays, especially the young kids, they're all wearing whatever the fuck they want at all times. I mean, I've seen boys with makeup, with nail polish. Doesn't matter. No one's making fun of them. And it's like kind of hot.

No, I mean, no. Some people are. I mean, I've been in circles where they're getting made fun of. And I do not partake. But, you know, I listen. And I've noticed, yes, they're still getting kind of called I do not partake, but I, you know, I listen and I've noticed that yes, they're still getting kind of called out for being like, you just want attention kind of,

which is like fine. Don't we all? but what I was going to say about makeup was on our, the show that you worked with me on Brian, there was a person that were a man who worked on that show. And I was so proud of him because he wore coverup over some zits he had. And I knew it because i'm a girl and i can see it but men don't even fucking notice so like women might think he wears makeup i don't

know how i would feel about him like romantic partnerly but as someone who is like my friend i was like good for him he looks better with it he didn't know how to apply it yet like he's in eighth grade he just started using it so it's like eighth grade levels of girl or like ninth grade i don't know when i started wearing makeup in like actually college but really in my like late 20s but when did you guys start wearing makeup probably seventh grade i remember blue eyeliner was a thing and then blue eye mascara was a thing that was i think my very first china was my best friend and she wore blue eyeliner and i was not a spring friend china was my girlfriend um that was off key um but yeah i just wanted to be her even though she's a what is it a spring or a summer

what's the one that like an aryan nikkiaser type person is? Huh I'm whatever that is not I have hazel eyes And like I don't look good in like pinks I have no idea what you just said But you do a crazy pink lip And it looks so good There's like a summer, a fall, a winter, and a spring, Brian Skin tone?

Yeah I don't know this What am I? I don't know this either You're like the Aryan one What does that mean? I think't know this either. You're like the Aryan one. What does that mean? I think the word Aryan is like bad.

It's like hurting my ears in a psychological way. Doesn't it sound like kind of, it's Hitler-y? No, you're right. Aren't you a, you're like a Hitler youth skin tone. Please stop calling me an Aryan, Jesus Christ. You're not an Aryan, but a spring. No, just your skin is a Nazi. It's like Nazi skin, but you're not. You're only a Nazi on the outside.

I don't even think they use that anymore. Do they spring, summer skin tone for makeup? This is the first I'm hearing of it, so I don't think so. But I mean, maybe I've heard of it with eyeshadows. You've never heard that before? No, I don't think so. I have not either. Yeah.

Maybe it was in the 80s either yeah maybe we're out yeah i've never heard it either but i don't wear makeup so but i do live pretty close to the shapes of your body oh yeah that's nice that's where i get it from an ulta um yeah i uh we got to talk about this weekend we did um taylor swift in Chicago with, and Anya was there. My mom, I went two nights, one with my boyfriend and his sister, Kaki and his sister-in-law, Emma and my mom and me.

And I got these tickets very, I don't know if I can say from who, but as a place I love that if I can say who I will say it because it was so generous of them. And I got these tickets because I've, I've paid by the way, I was like, I'm not paying anymore for Taylor Swift tickets.

I just can't. I've done it. What number is this? This is, I kind of lost count. And that's like, sounds like I'm bragging. I would really be annoyed with myself today on the plane.

I was like counting. It reminded me of when I was like trying to remember how many guys I had had sex with in my twenties. Like I was like, I know there was one more. There was one that like, it reminded me of when i was like trying to remember how many guys i had had sex with in my 20s like i was like i know there was one more there was one that like it was oh i was sitting like a summer shade and he yeah so i was trying to count but i think it was the sixth or seventh okay and yeah but it was spectacular because the first night with chris and his family and my mom um is your dad there uh no i invited him but he turned it down and i also invited him to go see

dave matthews with me this week and he turned it down as did my brother-in-law as did my um sister like as did everyone but sorry dave sorry dave people aren't willing to rearrange their life to go see you but um it's so anyway um yeah so we Saturday night it said on our tickets when we picked them up at the box office which I didn't have access to them before we get to the show so I had no idea that I was gonna even get these tickets because it was kind of I got the other ones for Sunday right away and the same people were giving me them so i was like what's gonna happen with saturday so i go to the box office eighth row which on the floor i'm so happy with that i've been first i've been third i've been seventh i've been like 14th and

like eight is perfect or i haven't been said seven so eight i was like oh it's gonna be the perfect spot one was too close uh three was um three was dope but like the 14 was too far away anyway perfect seats and i get to the seat i'm alone because kaki and emma go to get um merch my mom is doing something peeing or something and chris is uh getting earplugs for us and i get there and we are not a throw baby eighth row in this section has like a dent in it because the stage juts out so we are for front row oh shit is number one baby in this little section we're on the side and it was like oh my god we're far and it was i mean it was the best front row place you could be besides the one i had with my mom where she

literally sang in front of us. But it was still, this had more depth to it, so we were further away. I think they've put it further away, so it's easier to see the stage at this point. They've learned that the front row can kind of not see as much. It was perfect. And she made eye contact with my camera, at least.

I caught a little thing of it. And it was just such a fun show and it was nice to be able to like chris was with me which by the way he made a hilarious shirt where he uh it says taylor swift on it and then it's all pictures of me but if you don't if you look quick you can't really tell like you have to kind of like you go wait what the fuck and that's exactly what i did when i saw the picture on instagram i was like wait what the fuck yeah um i'll post it because i i posted a whole um i made a whole draft of a post i'm going to do about the weekend because i knew we were going to cover it here so um he is the king of positive pranks he really is it was a

good problem yeah it was a positive prank because he kept it under wraps he he like went in the other room to change and he put on his jacket and like zipped it all the way to the top and i was like i know you got something in there and then the night before uh he was like coming from somewhere and we were meeting up to go to dinner or something and i go where have you been and he was like just working on something that's good i'm like he's always got a little scheme going and my birthday just keeps extending like he keeps doing surprises for my birthday that's like more and more um that is so nice yeah he's he killed it with like the um did i talk about we haven't talked about your birthday yeah well he gave me the funniest gift he gave me a shirt of many things he gave me like a long sleeve tee and it's a succession theme and just to explain it we have this joke one of the funniest things i think in succession is

connor um he's like the brother that's played by the guy who's um ferris bueller's day off his friend ferris's friend cameron, just to tell you who it is. He's like a doofus brother. He's running for president. He's pulling at 1%, which he's bought. Yet he's really into his 1% and he ends up having some power with it because it's not nothing, but it is nothing. It's so funny.

At one point, he's so proud of himself because the one guy comes up and he's like, I'm a big fan. Yeah, me and the Conheads, we're all rallying comes up and he's like i'm a big fan yeah me and the con heads we're just we're all rallying around you he's like con heads he's like yeah that's what we're calling ourselves and he like lights up he's so excited to be called con heads and so then you know it's a call back to it another scene where there's some meme that's going viral of him and he's like oh my god the con heads are gonna love this it's just that mutterance is the

funniest line to me ever but it's not what he said i remembered it that way what he did say is the conheads are loving this so anyway chris printed up a shirt with the conheads are loving this on it and hit a picture of him and then on the side of the sleeve it says conheads and i just i'm obsessed with having jokes on me that are specific and cool looking and can those who know know and i think that's what i want in shirts and so chris found actually a really good designer and i think i'm just gonna make joke shirts um and it's unique so no one could ever i mean they'd have to make their own so that makes it even cooler yeah and you get to design it you get to have yeah i think it's a it's a fun little

thing so anyway taylor swift was fucking incredible uh front row breezy beautiful night my mom was kind of like had a place to sit down and was like comfortable there was a whole story with some girls we got there and there's six girls next to us they recognized me um pretty quickly and one compliments my outfit which i was wearing this kind of i was going for like a look. I was doing Evermore, it was like a long flowy yellow dress that was like definitely the same color as one of the dresses she wore,

the dress she wears on Evermore. But it also was like the style of a folklore dress. Anyway, I kind of nailed it. So much so that during the show, Chris is like, that looks like your dress tonight. And I go, oh, and then he goes, that looks like your dress tonight. And I go, yeah, I've seen the show Chris is like that looks like your dress tonight and I go and then he goes that looks like your dress tonight and I go yeah I've seen the show like oh I forgot um I was like yeah this was intentional I look like a woodland fairy tonight like this is like a weird look for

me I wouldn't normally dress like this um so uh yes I the girls the girls okay so there's these girls they compliment my outfit i'm like it's the first compliment i got i'm like it's so excited and then they two minutes later they're like wait a second are you nikki glazer can i get a picture it was very nice they were so sweet they were all so excited i like loved their energy and they kind of sparked it up so some other people started asking so it was it was. It was a nice little moment to have. And I was by myself. None of my friends or family witnessed it, but I was like, yes.

But I know, but it was still cool. But then we realized as the show started and people took their seats, these six people were kind of trying to fit in a place for three people. And so they are right next to us, by the way. So in facing the direction that Taylor, we're looking at Taylor,

they're always in front of us. You know, like she's kind of playing to that side. So it's annoying. But I'm like, damn, they're my friends now

and they're my fans. And so I can't, I can't get them in trouble. But then I was like, yes, I can. Like they've, they've enjoyed two songs

where we didn't notice. And then I started counting heads because some girls got there late and a girl goes oh we're 15 and 16 and i'm like ushering at this point and i was like okay so they're 16 that means 17 18 19 okay and then we're 20 there's only three spots there are six people there so i go over to the guy one of the guys and this guy is just can't understand anything I'm saying. I go here. I was, I had to tell him, he doesn't understand any of it. I go,

there are six people where three people are check their tickets. It starts after my boyfriend, the girl in that shirt. And he's just kind of like confused, but he wants to help so badly. So I like, I love this guy, you know,

like he, but he just, he's like, okay, but he doesn't know. So then it goes up. He goes over. Nothing is accomplished.

My khaki, Chris's sister. Here's that. He goes over. Nothing is accomplished. Kaki, Chris's sister, hears that they're claiming their phone is dead. So they can't show their tickets. Their phone is dead. But I go, it's simple math. You know, let's go take all six of them. They go plug in their phones and then we wait and see. Like there's six people where three people should be. You know?

Well, it's annoying because it's crowding us. And my mom is in the aisle and she keeps getting told, no, you're in the aisle. So she can't really be free to dance because she doesn't have a seat. And it's like annoying. So and I was like, they snuck in. They enjoyed two songs front row. They don't belong there. Three of them don't belong there.

How did they pull that shit off even in a Taylor Swift concert? I know they're so strict. Because they got lucky. You just, there's so many people that don't show up. Like this is a point I make at my own shows. I go, thank you for showing up because so many people buy tickets and don't show up. Like, this is a point I make at my own shows. I go, thank you for showing up because so many people buy tickets and don't show up. Even, yes, to Taylor Swift.

And so these girls have floor seats, but they're in the back floor. And they're like, okay, we'll just sneak up to the front. The weird thing is they did this during the opener, which most people don't get there. Not most people, probably half the people fill in after the opener. They just got lucky.

So then I told on them, the woman comes over. This girl girl means business she's got a little headset thing so she like is on it and she was like what's going on and i'm like here's the briefing okay these three girls are sitting there's six of them and i go i like them a lot they're very nice but um they need to go and so she goes back and i tell chris i'm like i told this woman and i hope and i'm hiding behind him because i really like this girl and i don't want her to know i got her kicked out but like i'm about to get you kicked out bitch and so this she goes over to her she she gets them she rings them up they all they all leave because none of them belong there oh then oh you think it's over and so then i go oh my god and then while the girl the girl i don't want my friend girl she

was right next to Chris out of the six you know right next in line she's the one I like the most and who's we've been having a good time singing together like there's a rapport right and so she's walking by me and then she sees the girl with the headset put a hand on my shoulder and say thank you oh no much like and so it was it was like a scene in succession with shiv and uh tom and logan being like thank you tom and shiv's like through the door sees and so i go no and i say to chris oh my god she saw and chris can't really understand because this show's going on i go chris she saw me she goes who saw and i was like the girl who we kicked out saw that the woman the security guard thanked me and he was like oh shit and then i turn around to be like

oh like if the to show him the security guard or whatever and the girl is behind me now because emma and khaki have gone to get merch so there's an opening she sneaks back behind and now she's behind me i don't know if she's witnessed that i've betrayed her or not but like she seems okay because she like i see her and i'm like startled and then we kind of dance together like bad blood or whatever and then uh and then like sharon like hey now we got problems like i have a little moment with her because i like her but she's got to go because em and kaki are coming back and she doesn't belong there no she's brazen and she just keeps slipping into the cracks like a syrup well thank you i couldn't believe it

we kept going who is this girl i go she's gonna go far in life she really is because she we also saw her before before she ended up back with us alone right after we kicked her whole group out we saw her get kicked out of the front front row number one on our section and we go oh my god then suddenly she's in front of me then she's behind me then um thank god though khaki khaki was already onto this broad you know she was noticed that she lied about her phone that's who gave me that intel so i just sucked sick khaki on i go khaki like i knew khaki no nonsense and emma would come back and not let this girl be in their spot so by that time my back is turned to the girl.

If I don't, I can't help you, girl. I didn't see it happen. So then she gets kicked out finally. But I mean, she was the talk of the night. This like the talk about someone who persevered in like the same way Taylor does of like just tirelessly. Yeah, this girl had her eras of seats. Yeah, she took us through like five eras. It was a wild night.

And I liked, I think I liked her back in her seat that she belonged in era the best. But that felt soothing when she was out of my eyeline. She's going to end up working in PR or something or be the next. Oh, she's going to go far. And booking agent for the next Taylor Swift. I'd like to interview her if she could reach out I'd like to just know what your experience was that night

I'm also kind of scared because I don't want you to she's like I was on Molly yeah she will remember alright we're going to take a break and come back with Taylor Swift night 2 which Anya was a part of right after this 2025 is bound to be a fascinating year. It's going to be filled with money challenges and opportunities.

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or wherever you get your podcasts. Presented by Capital One, founding partner of iHeart Women's Sports. All right, we're back. Before we get to Taylor Swift Night 2, I just want to say that I'm going to be in Florida coming up this weekend, actually, Friday and Saturday. I think it's Sarasota, then West Palm Beach. Yes. And those shows are

going to be so fun. Florida's always so fun. I know it's unhinged. And I love that I get to go back so much. Like I feel like I go there twice a year and perform which means people are excited to see me and that feels really good. So if you haven't caught me in Florida in a while

or you did before, the show will be different. So come out this weekend and then also check all my tour dates, which are somewhere. And I will always know the show is coming up the week before, but I don't really look further ahead than that. So you're going to have to check my schedule, you guys. Do you know what the biggest city in Florida is? What's the biggest city in Florida? Miami. Incorrect.

It's a trick question. Yeah, no, it's not Miami. I like this. St. Pete? Lar biggest city in Florida? Miami. Incorrect. It's a trick question. Yeah, no, it's not Miami. Ooh, I like this. St. Pete's? Largest city in Florida. Tallahassee? No, not Tallahassee. Jacksonville.

Not Orlando. That's correct. It's Jacksonville. Can you believe that? Wow. What? Now I'm going to double check just because I feel like I might be wrong. But no, it's Jacksonville.

I've done this before. What's the capital? Really? Why? Tallahassee. Is there something, is there a sprawling industry that keeps it, what's the Florida's marshland,

right? It's like the only place. Yeah, but why does that have more people than Miami though, I just wonder. Just a better infrastructure? It's almost twice as large as Miami population-wise. Oh, well that makes sense. Twice as large as Tampa, population-wise. It's three twice as large as Miami population-wise. Oh, well that makes sense. Twice as large as Tampa, population-wise. It's three times as big as Orlando. It's like not even close.

Jacksonville is a whole thing behemoth of a city. What the fuck? I wonder we need to do an Adam Ruins Everything about this. I want to know why. You know what? It's close to the Georgia border, so I don't know if it has something to do with just like being on the Atlantic coast up north further but

it's big and it's not the capital tal has is okay anyway that's about as interested as i can get in this i've extended how much interest i have in that it is um an interesting fact though i'll give you that but i i always like florida and um i'm trying to think if i have a fact about florida um i don't but i'll look up some before i go there i gotta get back into that thing where i like look up interesting facts and then roast the city oh that's kind of fun because you learn some stuff where you're like oh my god that was invented here or like you know yeah that person is from here and died here it's dewy oh yeah it does feel good it feels dewy and yeah you feel glowy and just like

wet down there yeah so wet you feel like a mermaid your hair gets all like kinked up i love it um and then yeah and people are people are generally nice and the crowds are crazy and fun and they like you can just like be a little bit more dirty it's like yeah kind of reminds me of yeah they're wild they're kind of wild. Yeah, they're wild. They're fun. So anyway, that's enough about Florida. Can you give us, for the people at home,

can you give us an update on makeup watch? What percentage are you done? Oh, thank you so much. I kind of lost track because I was like, oh, this is good enough. And then I convinced myself out of putting makeup on because I'm like, I'm naturally a good looking girl. I don't need too much. Let's not go crazy. so i just did a mascara and then i colored in my eyebrows with a gel that which could be horrible because i didn't do it with a mirror and then i put on

some bronzer and i put on some bb cream wow and and are you done now yeah mascara yeah i'm done for this is like this is just like a this is my no makeup look for being in huge lights gorgeous and i have a some research on the seasons the four possible variations of seasons okay i'm almost as interested i was in the jacksonville population you know it is a thing no i believe it's a thing it's just a thing it's like aladdin like you didn't don't know references about aladdin except it's you not me i know it's a thing. It's just a thing. It's like Aladdin. Like you don't know references about Aladdin. Except it's you,

not me. I know. It's the other way. That's what I'm saying. It's the other way around. It's like how... If your hair color is lighter than medium brown,

do you think you'd be a spring or a summer? Are you saying the word Aryan listed over and over again? Yeah. Actually, it says Nazi?

No. It's just people with blonde hair Do you think you'd be a neo-Nazi or a socialist? Strangely, it doesn't Nazi? No. It's just people with blonde hair Do you think you'd be a neo-Nazi or a socialist? Strangely, it doesn't correlate to that.

Let's talk about Taylor Swift night two. This was the big in the booth. Yeah, this was in the booth. It was a different experience, but it was an experience.

I did not know that you were gifted these tickets for both nights well i didn't i didn't i didn't want to ask for too much the people that offered i was like i don't want to overdo it so i'll ask for five the first night because that's what they kind of were like just go they kind of told me to go nuts and i go five the first night two night two oh i asked for actually i only asked for i've asked for five for one night and they go you can have sunday too if you want and i was like okay uh two my mom and i will stay and go again um and then they go actually you can have six for sunday night if you want so days before i'm

scrambling like i gotta fill up the six like let's call in the the i want to scratch off the biggest swifties of my friends like people who like are kind of immersed in her. So Anya was a quick pick because she obviously is learning Taylor Swift songs with me and has like- Starting a band. Yeah, we're starting a band and you preach the gospel. Yes, the blank spaces. Oh, that's so good.

That's really good. Like it sounds like our vaginas. Sad vaginas. Blank space. No, it sounds like our vaginas. Sad vaginas. Blank space. No, it's like we're virgins. Empty voids. It's not sad. Okay.

Desert voids. No, I like it. Blank spaces is actually really funny. So, yeah. So, we're starting a band. So, Anya, I invited her. She said, yeah, I'll go. Then Kirsten was like, I don't know.

I'm going to try to move around some clients. And Kirst gets like sleepy at like 9 p.m so I was like I and she's and nothing will stop her from her daily habits like she's not gonna be like I'm just gonna fuck it all because it's Taylor Swift like she's a responsible adult and like is one of the healthiest people I will ever know so I respect those boundaries so I invited her but I go listen if it's gonna kill you don't do it but she rallied she go she's she comes then laura cotler my friend from high school who is the biggest swifty i know who i'm friends with and we text about taylor a lot um i invited her because she knows kirsten and she's met um anya on the road when we've been in um dallas she she uh is Dallas. She is like a pastry chef. A sous chef.

At the Ritz-Carlton. Can you imagine? She's awesome. Isn't that cool? It sounds like her life is a rom-com. I know. That's the rom-com job. Rom-com job. And also my sister and my mom. Is that it? Yes.

Yeah. It was just the best group everyone got in yesterday on sunday and we went to lunch and it was so fun and we were talking about ghost stories on your way to lauren saw a ghost and then it turns out that lauren and ej both have seen ghosts and nikki and julie have never seen ghosts and Nikki and Julie have never seen ghosts, right? Never seen a ghost. Never want to see a ghost. No, thank you. I'm not ready for that.

Which supports our theory that maybe you're just one of those people that sees a ghost or you're not. Because how can the dad and the daughter in a family see it but the other people don't? Oh, yeah. It's like a genetic thing. You don't even want to see a ghost? No, no. Because my life will change drastically if i am become someone who can see ghosts i will be scared all the time i am in hotel rooms all the time i am like i will i can't live in that world and

like it's just too scary same um so i've convinced myself that i can't see them but i do believe in them because of tyler henry but um yeah my sister's seen them and um but it was a fun lunch of just like laughing and um any other highlights from oh we sent back a plate of cauliflower i'm not joking you before before on you got there i'm not kidding you when i say this this is this is gonna make me sound like the worst person ever i've never done anything even close to this in my life i assure you we sent back a plate of cauliflower three times and uh two two things have seemed at a mommy twice before we just go forget it it's like not because it wasn't coming out hot it was coming out cold and we couldn't help it like it wasn't getting hotter so i couldn't lie to the guy he was like is it hotter and i was like no please try it and so we sent it back three times

and i was like legit like i'm so sorry this is i i will tip you well and he's like we got a new guy in that in that um area so i was like be nice to him like just i'm not mad at him but it it's this isn't edible but this is what's so cool about comics is you guys roast people all the time and you guys get away with it because you're just so naturally funny that people laugh. Because when I got there, I ordered an iced tea, and Nikki goes to the waiter, you can't fuck that up because it comes cold.

She was like roasting him. Yeah, I go, just actually put it in as a hot tea and it'll come out the way she wants it. Based on what we've experienced here. Like a civilian can't get away with that. Yeah, because go, just actually put it in as a hot tea and it'll come out the way she wants it. Based on what we've experienced here. Like a civilian can't get away with that. Yeah, because he was cool. He was great. We loved him.

I would have never pulled this shit with like, if my flight attendant on the way home today, if she would have been our waitress, I would have been like, thank you so much. It's so hot on the first one. Like I would have been such a chicken shit. He was just very nice and like personable because out of the gate we sit down i go and a group came in at the same time as us now if you're this is just a pro tip if you ever get to a restaurant and a huge group sits at the same time as you just get your shit together as a table and order before them because they're never

going to and get your order in when they come for the drinks that way you're going to get your food way faster the kitchen's about to get backed up like crazy. So he comes over to get our drinks and I go, we're ready to order. Because when we sat down, I go, everyone decide right now. Let's not talk. Let's like decide. Because I'm just like, then we can relax.

And so we got in the order. We got our food. It was totally cold. It was as if they cooked it after the other stuff we were avoiding. But no, it was actually delicious. And I love that place so much. I think that was the highlight of the weekend almost for me. It was that lunch.

Just, I love hanging and gabbing with the Glazers. It is so fun. It's so like, that's what I was saying. Like when we got to Taylor Swift after a while, I was like, do you guys want to go to dinner and like talk about what we've seen so far? Because it was that kind of hang. But the outfits-

Mickey Glazer classic restaurant tip is uh this i remember back from 10 years ago now is you you show up at a restaurant for brunch on the 50s or the 10s so you don't show up like hey let's meet for brunch at 11 it's let's meet for brunch at 10 50 because everyone and their mother is showing up at 11 or 11 25 or 11 20. Yes, you know like on the 30s and the the hour just pick 10 minutes or so before 15 minutes. Where did you learn this and Nikki? I think I read it on Reddit. I'm not going to give myself credit for that, but it was one that I spread immediately because I was like this is genius, but I didn't spread it too far.

It's a great tip. Yeah. Well now it's been spread well there's there's another classic nikki from this weekend that um i observed on lauren's instagram and i hope nikki i hope you don't kill me for this but she um okay lauren your sister posted a video uh of the stage and stuff it's like the cons you know it's it's um taylor performing it's the whole crowd and then right before the video ends i hear kirsten you're making me nervous i know exactly what that was i know exactly what that was because kirsten we were in a we were in a box i was it was

amazing for the concert we were in a box seat a private box with a stocked fridge it was no other ceiling floor-to-ceiling windows tilted no other people or tilted window so the window tilts towards the crowd so you're like kind of looking over it's so cool there's a couple flaws with the architecture of these rooms that i will get into But the idea of this room is so fucking cool. And I was so, I went through a range of emotions with it because it was to me, not ideal acoustically at first, but it was optically one of the coolest things ever. As soon as my mushrooms kicked in, I go, you know what? This is better. This is better because it was so pretty

with like the city skyline. And then all of like everyone gets a bracelet when you walk in and they light up. And based on where you're sitting, it doesn't know where you're sitting. The bracelets are based on your ticket. They're just random. You get them out of a bucket as soon as you get let in. And they geotrack you. And then they light up in different shapes and like just patterns throughout the show.

And it's so beautiful. But you don't see it unless you're above it all at the very top. Long-term lasting physical side effects. But a really cool thing. Oh, yeah. You get wrist cancer in four years. But you're guaranteed a Taylor Swift ticket. I heard that your mom went to the bathroom and then that girl from the first night

showed up in the box. Is that true? No. I was like, what? She's like, I'm here. I'm back. I would not, I would have been like,

get in here, girl, because we had room. But it was, we all brought it in terms of costumes. And by brought it, I mean Kirsten's I brought with me

and she put on five minutes before we left. But she looked amazing. I love that Kirsten will let me dress her up like a doll do you want to explain why you said Kirsten you're making me nervous oh because the window she's like leaning on the window and dancing on the window right yeah is that it I think it was it like it was probably that early on I was very like oh god this is gonna make me crazy because there's too much dancing by this window if someone falls hard enough they're going to shatter through and it's like

you know men are diving forwards it makes me nervous forwards and backwards on the window Nikki's like of course if I leaned on it and I go this is sturdy and then throughout the night I was then like leaning on it and you could just like lean over and not put all your weight on it that's not what I did but like you can lean and it was like a way to like

take it in privately and it was I found nice ways to enjoy the box like but um i liked what you said you told her can you just not do it for like five minutes i like that because you're like i know i'll get over this fear in five minutes but just please not right now it's like the beginning of the show i'm worrying about my friend falling through the glass to her death yes i just want to enjoy this oh man i was just going through a lot of uh emotions yesterday and like at that point i was like i just think i get in my head that i want to make everyone have the best time possible and like set the stage for it and i put so much pressure on that i think that's it because but don't really, I think that must be it. Like I want to control the setting so that everyone

is having the optimal amount of fun because I know that it took sacrifices for everyone to like come out and do it and I want people to like do these things again and not like regret it and I also want, I wanted the awe of Taylor Swift and like what I feel for her to be absorbed into my friends as much as possible. And it just wasn't the setting for it. I don't think.

But, or at least I thought to it first. But by the end of it, I realized watching the show from that like point of view, you get to see it as like, Anya, you said at one point it was like a musical. And you're like, okay, I'm taking this in more as like a theatrical like an opera like i felt like i was in the opera seats like yeah i mean it's definitely an elite experience you're right brian you are i came with binoculars it should have you're removed from it so there's a little detachment but as an hsp oh shit it's really cold the time. I was loving that I wasn't in the windy Chicago throngs of people down below. Oh, that's nice to know. And we had a bathroom, a clean bathroom. I never did use it, but all these things were cool. And the audio, as like an audio nerd,

it was weird at first because there's like open windows, like these transoms are open, but otherwise you're in this box of glass so the only audio you're getting is through the transom that's open and then i never heard that word oh it's like a window above a window and um i like that at one point julie's like she points up to the speaker she's like these are fucking us up and i was like she's right she's right and then i went she told me this today and i went over to the wall and I saw that we had a button for a PA. So we're getting an audio feed that's delayed along with the Taylor feed. Or maybe the audio feed was on time, but the other feed is delayed because it's such a huge stadium.

So once we turned off the PA and you could like position yourself in a certain part of the room, the audio was much better. But at first you couldn't hear kind of anything. It was like muddy so you couldn't hear taylor talking between songs which is like what i was hanging on for but then we could and it was such an incredible show i don't know what changed i think it's similar to like the first row situation where you're like the first row is actually not the best seats in the house i think i feel the same way about the boxes because I've been in boxes before. Yeah, you're far, you're detached. Allie's like a high-powered businesswoman, so she always entertains clients at the Staples Center in the boxes, and occasionally I get to go.

So I've seen Lakers games and the LA Kings and stuff, and I'm always like, do people actually want to watch the game when they're in the boxes? No, you don't. Exactly. You just want to chat with the person next to you and eat snacks which i love a box at a sporting event because i don't care about what's going on in the field and it seems acceptable within the box to not actually give a shit because you don't you're you don't you accidentally not give a shit it's not even like because you're it's not keeping your attention because you're removed like it felt like being in the box it feels like um i love that uh people that can't afford taylor's tickets are

listening to me complain about my box seat but it just the trance is my box i was putting my hand out of the transom now that i know the word just to feel the air because you're just like i felt like i was in a cage but i could see out a sporting event it's fucking great but for a concert and not ideal would i do it again in a heartbeat did i have a great time yes and it it was nice to be able to like sit down and talk and take it in like i'm not dancing on my feet at a musical all night long you know like i just i can watch it and like enjoy it or as something other than something i'm involved in like when she was like you guys are giving it all your all tonight i'm like you're not hearing what i'm giving you because there's a pane of windows up until the transom so i don't feel included in

like what you're like how you're absorbing my energy but um but she was emotional last night and i hear today that someone sent me that she and Matt Healy broke up. What? I was going to say, how long is this thing going to last? Already? I felt it on, I'm going to say I felt it on Saturday night. Oh, my God. I was like, there is some new emotion in some places in these songs that I maybe am reading into because they haven't been seen.

He's on tour, and it felt like the time and maybe a fling like this if it was a fling was gonna end and i guess it's ended yeah you know what good she can she i guess he kissed like a security guard this weekend or something in a show and that was she can't be she's that's like i thought you're saying he kisses like a security guard i think that's true, too. There's a lot of footage of him kissing. I don't know what that means, how a security guard kisses. But I don't even know what that meant. But he seems like a sloppy guy.

But anyway. All the Taylor fans that hate Matt Healy are probably so psyched. Like, we told you so. All the memes. Yeah, but you know what? We told you that they dated and that she did have a fun thing with him so like deal like i now i'm like once i've defended that i'm like now they're done i knew they'd be over she's she's allowed to still have dated that guy and like and it is

i wonder what happened but i can only wonder because i'll never know and i don't even want to speculate because she's my girl and i don't want to I've decided like I don't want to talk about her personal life as much even though I just really did go into it but I don't want to get into the details of it until songs come out in which she lets us in which lose you're losing me is a great insight into the end of her relation her last relationship can I just say like she does she tells us there what an incredible show blown away thank you for that it was so fun to watch you watch her uh oh that's nice you know it's rare that somebody's that swept up in something i know how much she means to you and then it was fun to be able to dance like wildly and dress up crazy i wear a silver leotard oh my god so fun oh anya wore a silver leotard like it was the coolest look you saw it no all right like okay was that

like your figure skating days who has something like that in their closet i've been eyeing it for months and then finally the other day i'm like i'm just gonna pull the trigger on things if i'm staring at this thing on this website just buy it and i bought it i wore it to berlin um but i was too embarrassed to just wear it as a leotard so i wore a skirt with it yeah it wasn't if man if you would have had that plan for like the big nights because we never knew what the theaters were going to be like berlin was not the type of place to wear that yeah berlin that was like a black box theater at like a it felt like a cafeteria because it was light out too it wasn't getting dark in berlin it was 9 30 and i'm like i don't want to wear

this it didn't get dark until that night yeah midnight yeah it just wasn't it was the probably the worst show the whole tour to try to wear that but like you gotta wear it to a taylor swift show yeah did i say that then no no i'm just like i was thinking i oh i got to it and then i yeah i asked nikki i'm like is this ridiculous and she's like you have to wear no i'm just like i was thinking i oh i got to it and i yeah i asked nikki i'm like is this ridiculous and she's like you have to wear that i'm like okay thank god oh my god this is because it's so fun this is an excuse to dress it's like our new halloween yes you can dress kind of slutty and wear ridiculous things like i dress like um you know a uh like a English peasant for Saturday night. A woman who was stoned to death in 1920 or in 1820 on Saturday night.

And then I, and then on Friday night I did like a witchy vibe. Like you can just do like fun stuff. And it was, even Julie got into it. Oh my God. My mom looked so cute. She had this black sparkly jacket that she got last weekend in Cincinnati when they were there for their friend's wedding.

And she was just like, do you think I can wear this? And I was like, yes, it's so cute. And then she wore a pair of white pants that I got her for Mother's Day from Spanx that are adorable. You styled all of us. And then she paired it with a shirt. Oh, yeah. Did I? Yeah, you did.

You told me to get high tops, which was a great call. You dressed Lauren up in the cutest pink getup. And then you put Kirsten in the cutest pink get up and then you put kirsten in a hot pink get up and no lauren dressed herself oh i gave her a jacket but lauren um that had that pink dress herself but yeah i mean i it's so cool it's just so fun it makes you feel like a teen again you gotta take advantage of these situations you gotta dress up you gotta dance the whole fucking time because you just you start as you get older you just start running out of opportunities to dress up and dance and just release and concerts are one of the few moments where you can oh you can go nuts and there's pyrotechnics in this show and if you're not like a huge swifty um it's just so remarkable to see

how this woman has written her songs in such a way where they truly can become like a Broadway musical. Like, you know, Nikki, you can recite the rappy part of Shake It Off when she's like, my girlfriend. Hey, hey, hey. Yeah. What's that part where she's like, my girlfriend told you or whatever? Oh, my girlfriend. Wait, my boy. Wait, my girlfriend.

Wait. Oh, my God. This is embarrassing. Sorry. It's all writing on this. My ex-man brought his new girlfriend. She's like, oh my God. And I'm just going to shake into the fella over there with a hella good hair.

Why don't you come on over, baby? You can shake, shake, shake. Okay. So you hear that and you go. That's not a rap to me. I just learned something today that is so intricate that it makes that look like nothing. But yes, I do love that. Yeah, but you were put on the spot

and this was an ultimate, this was you on the spot. This is you facing your fandom. Oh my God, that was my lose yourself moment. But I heard that the first time and I was like, eh, this isn't for me. But then a decade later or whatever it is, I see it live and it's acted out with all of her you know like let's say nine dancers and it's acted out like she turns to one

she says a line turns to another and it's like a perfectly choreographed broadway musical it's so well done and it's just it was really really impressive that like cinematography that's a whole other... You just think about... The screens are gorgeous. The team of people that are putting on this show are just... It's an excellent show. It is truly like a Super Bowl every night.

Yeah, it is. And her voice is fucking... I could tell she was a little under the weather because she was sniffling when she was talking before Champagne Problems. And her voice just sounded like deeper, like when you get kind of, you know, froggy from feeling a little bit tired or worn down. But she did not suffer vocally whatsoever. It made me angry because it was so good.

And she just can't like there's places where it's just she can't be faking that. It's like, you know, she's ad she can't be faking that it's like you know she's ad-libbing and stuff or like they're it's not like i wouldn't even know anya if she was using a backing track during the show how would they have it so that her mic works sometimes and then other times it does or doesn't and like when to turn it off or when to turn on a backing i was already talking to matt about this earlier because it's so cool. They definitely have tracks because you know how sometimes she'll take like the high thing, the high note, the really long one

and then there's all the... Yeah, and then there's something behind her. So there's a cue. But she's backup singers too. So like a loop will start like everything except the songs that she does solo, I'm sure, are like to a track because there's a band playing, a live band playing in the wings. And so they, I'm sure, there's like okay, remember where band playing yeah wings and so they i'm sure there's

like okay remember where the mic went out and she had the technical difficulty so at one point her mic doesn't work probably somebody didn't put a battery in or whatever but she's vamping over this long bluesy refrain that someone's playing like a bass thing or something right yeah so that was probably actually being played live backstage and they just kept it going and didn't hit the cue of where the song actually starts until she had her vocal working well when i've done dancing with the stars and also mass singer they have a little click track thing where it goes click click click and then it starts so you have this thing that keeps it the yeah okay but their show is so well produced it is amazing if there was a backing track i'm

just thinking for myself and i'm singing all night long i would think that at some point i would fuck up and not sing when i was singing and hold the mic away or sing it like i would fuck it up and people would be able to notice and put it on TikTok. I do not think she uses a lead vocal backing track and because I think she would not risk that. There's never been a clip of her doing that

on TikTok of fucking up. I don't think she uses a lead. So where is that? There isn't. There isn't. And anyone who says there is, I'll fight you. I'm just very... i um interject for a moment because there's been a development there's been a um an addition to the nikki glazer podcast universe what is it and that is there's a someone created an instagram account meme account the meme account uh i just want to give them a plug real quick i don't know who it is do you know i don't

either no i almost don't want to know. Don't tell us who you are because then it'll ruin it. Then we'll be like, well... I love meme accounts so much and I am so flattered by this. It's very good memes. Oh, it's a Nikki Glaser meme account? Oh my god, dude. You haven't seen it yet? I'm so excited for you to hear about it. It's called

NikkiPodMemes. That's on Instagram. NikkiPodMemes. Let's go through some let's go through some of our faves there used to be a really funny one quite frequently on twitter years ago on your old show that was so yeah oh yeah nikki yeah okay let me see i went to my own accounts like already has 195 followers nine posts i mean it's that's that's really good for just starting like yesterday just started well my the one that got me was the first one and it's a um it's the one of drake being like no and then being like yeah and the first one is making new friends in st louis like no and then it's convince anya to move to st louis and he's like yeah and that's great

um and then there's one from the family guy i don't know this meme but it's a woman answering the phone and um it says nikki when she gets her dream call and says can i call you back later like that and then well this one may touch my heart it's taylor swift um through a window communicating with another guy they're both holding up signs and she says you okay and the other sign says yes his sign says yes well no but Nikki said you should be optimistic even if you don't believe it and that made me feel uh nice and so yeah and then the one in the descriptions the descriptions of all the posts say the context of which podcast episode is referencing oh my god and that one said context literally like every podcast episode. Yeah.

I didn't get French picnic, American picnic, Canadian picnic. Can someone describe that to me? That was a joke from the Chris Convy episode where you picked up a lollipop off the ground in the airport and then Chris called it the Canadian picnic. That's so funny. I got to send him that. Oh my god. I can't believe I didn't get that one. Okay.

So they have a French picnic. There's a picture of like a charcuterie board. American picnic looks like hot dogs and the Canadianadian picnic it's a lollipop on the ground uh but it has like moisture around it and that really threw me i think i don't like that it looks like it's been like murdered okay we gotta go to break and we'll um i don't know what we'll do when we get back but it'll be good you're not gonna believe it 2025 is bound to be a fascinating year it's gonna be filled with money challenges and opportunities. I'm Joel.

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worst packing job of my life. I need an intervention because this cannot happen again didn't you have that many i had well chris had one but i had three of those four and it was it was too much and it was so stupid and i you know i always pack the day of and usually in short trips it's like one suit of one big suitcase and i'm fine for a weekend but two weeks i went nuts and i need to be reeled in so anya shared what she did to pack and i i actually am gonna do it next time i like it because i was taught years ago by my drummer you only bring with you what you will use and that's it because we had to pack a whole band into a small like suv on a tour so that seems like duh yeah so how does that work in practicality

so i had nine shows in europe with nikki so i knew nine outfits and i thought well how many pairs of shoes can i bring and then i just thought well just pretend you're styling yourself for like a tv show or an event and that's what you'll do so i style myself completely from dress to boots to bra to fishnets like jewelry the whole thing i take a bunch of pictures i decide which outfit looks the best and then i decided like this is the munich outfit this is for berlin this is oslo this is tel aviv and i felt so relieved afterwards and it just all fit in one bag and then that was it and i still over and it was great one sweatshirt and one pair of shoes yeah so you have you you have a lot to learn for the next trip but um

i do i let me just say i'm not gonna ever do what you just described as i was hearing it i go what the fuck do you that also sounds like work it is work that's kind of that's what i pay stylists to do because i will never do i can't i just bring i'd like to bring too much i like to bring a store with me so it like i have options but i famously like i i always do this to myself where i bring an outfit that i don't know i've never even tried it on and i bring it it's a crazy thing i do so i will oftentimes not fit in the thing i brought and just have to make it on and I bring it it's a crazy thing I do so I will oftentimes not fit in the thing I brought and just have to make it work and then it becomes like okay and now I can joke about this because if this you know like I used to say to Chris like I hated when people made fun of the

outfit they were wearing like oh I know what you guys think I'm parking cars outside whatever because you're like you chose that so why are you acting think. I'm parking cars outside or whatever. Because you're like, you chose that. So why are you acting like this is a novel thing? But I don't mind it when you are taking a dumb fashion risk. I think it's funny to call it out on stage or like something is obvious about your appearance. Because for me, I didn't choose it. It chose me when I got there

because I didn't have anything else to wear. So therefore I can make fun of it because I can't, I had nothing else to wear. And so if i'm like i look like uh i don't know a i don't know what i've looked like recently but this is my brain on drugs but i can't um barbie dream girl i yeah like no i mean when i look like i've like uh someone's just like going like this next to me like like just blowing me up inflated me a little bit just a little bit come on you're bagging on your weight that's yeah like i will

just look a little because it's a tight dress and so you look fatter in a tight dress if you want to look feel thin buy jeans that are too big it's awesome i recently did it and it's levi's so it's just like a high number that you don't like they don't have a size on it so i don't really even know you know levi's like the numbers they don't make any fucking sense i know so what is it it's like 32 32 34 32 is it like that or something else i i forget yeah it's like it's width and length it's like what or it's inseam and length but it's like i don't um or whatever their styles they name them weird numbers and letters so no i loved this i was in a tel aviv market and i just saw some levi's hanging up and i was like those and they look

like they fit and the guy's like where's the dressing room there's nothing it's like we're in a small little corridor like with all these little shops there's nothing can i take my clothes off i'm an american oh so i did i just put it over my jumper i was wearing a very high very short shorts which i shouldn't i felt culturally in tel aviv i could finally like let loose and i was wearing some like booty shorts so i put on these jeans over it and he goes mom jeans mom jeans and i'm like i know i hear you thank you son i kept saying mom jeans like i didn't know i'm like i'm aware he goes they're big they're big I'm like yes I get it

and then but I got three pairs of Levi's that are like amazing oh my god and it took me it was I was changing in front of all these people

walking in a market it was actually the most enjoyable experience because it was fast just another American wearing Levi's jeans you had to go to Israel to get Levi's

final thought yeah that is weird that I had to go to you've got to get your Levi's in Tel Aviv it's the only place let me just sell you on this it's like going to Istanbul

for your hair transplant or like a nose job yeah boys it's like it's going to be the new place let me just sell you on this one last time the upside to packing my way

is an extreme high of minimalism and it's just so easy imagine going on tour and all you have is one bag no trolley no cart i felt it before when i have stylists all i do is show up to a thing i don't have to think about fucking anything and that's what you've done for yourself is you've given yourself that peace of mind of not having to worry about that i think i said final thought but if not final fucking thought i have kirsten's voicemail if you want to play that oh my god so this is the like i'm so glad you guys made it to this part of the show because this is one you know what i'm not gonna sell it too hard because people always say i do that and i'm gonna say you just it's fun uh we were doing prank calls on saturday and kirsten

there's a picture too of it happening we'll put it on the the pod um who was filming were you filming yeah i filmed oh my god it's so fucking funny but she she calls and she gives away like awards it happened on my reality show but it's um she calls this girl michaela who's calling to give you an award because you were the biggest fan so anyway she calls my dad and leaves this message my dad then sends it to the group chat my family group chat and says let me see what he says because we don't know yet if he doesn't he has to know it's a joke or we're going to worry about him but it's so exciting to get this call for julie exclamation mark and this let's hit it this is kirsten good afternoon this message is for

julie glazer my name is michaela and i'm a talent scout in the Chicago area. Last night, we had a drawing for the Senior Swifties of America contest. I'm calling to get a hold of Julie Glazer today because last night, we actually were able to use... Oh, no. We actually were able to use digital technology and lasers at our show to track down our biggest fans over 60 plus.

Last night, Julie, we were able to track that your arms pumped harder with a higher degree and range of motion than anyone else in the entire crowd of 60 and up. That means your shoulder flexion went past 90 degrees at least 170 times during the concert. 170 times. Can you believe it? I can. I can. I can. So part of this award,

because you pumped your arms so hard on some of the key songs, Karma, Bejeweled, and also all of the Red songs. You see your arms moving so hard. We are giving you a special award today, Julie. This award is the Golden Senior Swifty.

It's only eligible for the 60 and up. And because of this, we are going to ship out an album signed by Taylor. In addition to that, a new fiber supplement that Tyler is promoting to all of her senior fans. Julie, we can't thank you enough for the energy you gave last night. Your weight shifted back and forth. She keeps going. 387

times. Weight ratio from heel to toe is also very extreme. Which means we know you were dancing hard. We know your dogs were barking today. Really, we wanted to thank you so much for the effort you gave in showing Taylor Swiftie that you are one of her biggest 60 and up fans.

We should tip this award out in five to seven business days. Limited liability, LLC, National Swiftie Fans of America. LLC. Thank you so much. Have a blessed day It just keeps going on so long Wait was that pre-written Or is that off the dome

No She's off the dome Like I I give her these prompts And she's She's like I need a sec And I go you don't need a sec You can trust your instinct

I've been watching her do this forever She says the funny shit Her The first time That was like an amalgamation of a lot of ones she's done in the past but when she said we've been using technology and lasers to track your movements technology and lasers are so funny like she picks the funniest things and all the red album um that sounded like and i think you should leave sketch with like especially the repetition of you pumped your arms like repeating that phrase it's the same sense of humor for sure have you watched the new season oh of course i watched it instantaneously dude how good is it

i'm i i really love the um the egg uh sketch really that's your favorite that's so funny that's your notable sketch my notable sketch is the egg one i mean the reality show there wasn't one to me that stood out at at the highest peak of like there's too much shit on me but it maintained a like there's too much shit on me is your favorite to me there's too much shit on me transcends comedy okay that's the one where he wears a mask in the mall being like an old man and he's on a reality show that's like a prank show and he gets this made up like an old man he's like and then he gets in the mall and he's like wants to get out of it but he's communicating with the guys in the van that

are doing the prank show and he's like there's too much shit on me man and like yes that one is not even in my top 10 that's so funny but i do know that everyone loves it one time i i have been the man in the van before on a prank show so maybe i like related to it more right right but i could i watched that what prank show it was a pilot that didn't make it uh yeah but um it was yeah you know just a prank show it's almost exactly like what you what the sketch is okay yeah and we had a van with monitors were you on were you on being filmed or were you just a producer i was the producer and i was i had the headset and i would say things to say to the person in their ear set in their ear yes i did a show called money from strangers that

jeff die hosted and comedians would sit in a van and get a stranger that he found on the street to go into a store, and then we'd be in their ear fucking with people and telling them to say funny things. It gave me a lot of anxiety, cranky anchors levels of anxiety. But yeah, I think you should leave. I'm sorry for this is inside baseball,

but you guys have got to watch the third season. There's one, the first episode has the reality show sketch that I think is one of their strongest, most accessible ones. Tell me what happens. Zipline. Oh yeah.

Yeah. That one's great. I mean, I can get your dad into it right away. You know what I mean? Like it can get your friends. You need intro sketches. If you know,

I think you should leave. There's it's too much at first in some ways. And they usually, with their shows, I think ease you into it. But there's one with Fred Armisen that's hilarious that I really liked. But I've only seen three episodes. I'm very excited for the rest.

Oh, no, it's all good. I want to be clear. It's maybe my favorite show. And I was looking for, I had the dates circled on my calendar for when it comes out. I watched it instantaneously. So when I say it didn't reach the heights

of there's too much shit on me, yeah, I'm saying that those sketches, there's a couple of sketches from the first two seasons that like transcended comedy for me in the third season. I have to rewatch, but. It's gonna need a rewatch.

That's the thing. People, if you think it's not as good, it's because you've seen those, this show is a sketch show that much like most sketches, they get like better with like more viewing. Like the second or third time you watch it is the best I think would be the optimal. It's kind of like less like stand up more like music in that way of like it,

it makes you want to rewatch it. You know what I mean? 100%. It's like every sketch is like a song and then you know you have to hit songs you want to listen to and then over time of course you like my favorite is um the songs the uh sloppy steak song and what what is it what how do they what is the song again their bones are their money oh bones are the money is the best the bones are their money. Oh, Bones Are The Money is the best. You love the Bones Are Their Money. No, but just the song song that they like.

It's like a rock. It's like a soft rock song. And then the other one that's Friday Night. That one. Yeah, that's how they end the season too, I think. It's so good. So there's like musical. He's just really leaning into this guy now.

Every sketch is this guy. And I really think it's a good idea. I like how it's like they're not fucking around anymore. The guy's crazy. He's crazy right away in the sketch. I feel like I'm so excited that I haven't seen all of it. Speaking of haven't seen all of it, Anya, you did finish Succession. And can we just give a closure to that since the two of us who watch it um just for fans who also listen or watch succession and i haven't been able

to really give into it can we can say spoiler alert do spoiler okay so we assume that if you're still listening you have seen the end of succession and also brian and noah how much do you guys care um i already know who successes so uh okay another podcast if a show is good enough then a spoiler won't even matter because watching it will be you know yeah you'll forget it by the time it happens anyway honestly you probably will but anyway we can talk about it without getting too specific it i thought it was great and um the scene with the hand is my favorite and um uh like the him not her not really holding his hand back and just laying it in his hand as he's like trying to yeah he's just you know inherited everything and he's they're in the car together that was like so powerful to me and also funny and I can't believe she did it I was shocked and hurt and so mad at her but the I was telling

Anya today the pivotal reason which I've learned about only from reddit threads about succession the reason that she said no it can't be you I'm voting no is because of how he behaved in Logan's chair when he sits down in the chair and he puts his feet on the desk which I didn't even catch two times of watching it and then he has an interaction with stewie in that same office that was really obnoxious and you can kind of see there's a little glimmer of her face being disgusted with him and then when they get to the board meeting and hold the vote kendall starts out and is like you know i think we should just get to the vote you know this deal is a good deal the reason why uh you know roman and i secured it and we were

very you know um happy to do so and excited about it and he didn't say that shiv did too and shiv did play a part in that so she felt like those three things and it comes to her and she's just like fuck you man she's disgusted by him she even says it in the boardroom she's just like i love you but i can't what did she say i can't stand i can't stomach you so i think that's it but it was hard to understand it was hard to accept and it was like watching it was like no did you have any um spoilers leading up to it on you since you watched pretty late like did you kind of know i saw the succession ig account posted tom's picture and then it said ceo so i knew that it would be him

god damn it i know i'm like give it give me 48 hours guys sucks well i was late it's my you know i shouldn't be following i guess they waited succession he's got the most fun name to say that's all i know tom wamsgan i heard the etymology of it did you hear that i don't know where it's about like a baseball player that did uh struck out three people in 1926 or something so you yeah there was something that's what i was telling weakness or i don't know i forget what it was oh yeah there was that one too there's a lot of people just speculating about like what the the folklore of um succession um i absolutely loved this scene between him and madsen where madsen's like i don't know i'm blessed what do you think like what do you know that was amazing plus i kind of like want to fuck siobhan so

and that made me horny too that scene i was waiting for madsen and shift to have a horny moment and she wasn't even present and i he was kind of cuckolded too so that was like a kind of that was a horny scene for sure it was but it was also like

poor Tom and also Tom fucking my dad when we were watching that I watched the second time with my parents my dad was just like

fucking pussy like under his breath he was so mad at Tom but Tom knows what he's doing too he totally knows how to play it too yeah he's not a dummy. So do you think top

five show of all time? Yes. Top five? Yeah. For sure? I haven't seen all the greatest shows. I haven't seen Breaking Bad even though I'd put that up there even though I've never seen it. I just know. The Wire I'd put up there. I've never seen it. I just know. And maybe Six Feet Under I'd put that there. I just haven't seen it.

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