The Nikki Glaser Podcast - #385 In Los Angeles, Grounding, FBoy Island Party & SCANDOVAL

Episode Date: October 19, 2023

Nikki and Brian are together in LA, joined by their bestie and comedian, Carlisle Forrester. Carlisle has coined a new term for aging that absolutely needs to be adopted universally. Brian is dealing with a radio frequency issue. Nikki is a new believer in grounding. While she's in LA doing press, she's also meeting a new dog up for adoption. She spills the beans on the FBoy Island premiere party, a hilarious incident at Starbucks, and her thoughts on appearing on Tom Sandoval's podcast. Brian has some good news about his mattress, and Carlisle takes us through a fashion haul that Nikki playfully roasts. Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free, and get exclusive bonus content: https://apple.co/nikkiglaserpodcast  . Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Anya's Patreon: patreon.com/anyamarina Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Anya: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Special edition episode. We are live from, I can't even hear you, but we're live from LA. Brian Frangie is here in person, although his microphone is not working. I don't think his microphone is on. Did you turn it off accidentally in turning it down? Oh, hello. Well, I'll introduce our other guest while we figure that in. Figure that out. Our other

guest today is a good friend of mine. She's been on the show before. You hear us reference her all the time. She's a member of the girls chat. It's Carlisle Forrester, everyone. Hello. It's me. Are we really live? I mean, live to hear okay live to we're alive alive we're we've talked we haven't talked about it on the show yet but you have demanded that

everyone in the girls chat stop saying that we're old yes and say that we're more alive instead of saying old because everyone's always like i'm so old yeah his mic is still not working it's just a better way whenever you're like looking at somebody in comparison to them instead of being like oh, I'm older than her. I'm more alive than her. Think of it because you are. It just means that you didn't die yet. I often feel like deader than

people though, like in my soul. That's a half glass, you know glass half full, half empty type of thing. It just depends on how you look at it. Because there's some people like Kirsten is a person that's like more alive than all of us. She's just like baking cookies, making smoothies, chopping almonds. Like she's just like, oh, I'm going to do some squats really quick. Just like feel like she's like alive.

And like she's if you're thinking about people who are just more alive, generally most people are more, I feel like, alive than me. Brian, are you able to chime in here? I have so many funny things to say. I know. Why don't we just wait? Okay, we're back. We're back, and Brian's mic wasn't working, but now it is, and we said

that maybe his frequency was off because it was... Like I zapped it. Like there's a thing, I don't know if you guys have ever experienced this, where if you're walking down the street, then lights, light posts, what are they called? Lamp. Street lamps? Street lights. Street lights will go

out while you're walking by it. Does it ever happen to you guys? No. So for certain people, when you're walking by street lamps, sometimes a street lamp will go out. That happens all the time with me and when I was doing my old... I think you just notice it more. It happens all the time. It happens like, I'd say,

one out of every 20 street lamps. It'll go out. If you're in a suburban neighborhood, I won't notice it in a big city where all the lights are distracted. Okay. But like, you're walking down and all of a sudden it's dark.

Mm-hmm. And I read that that has something to do with some frequency that you have that this is not real science but it's like some we were in there half hour earlier testing it so i believe him i don't know what it is whatever that happened that was like your grandfather like winking at you or something from above i mean yeah it was i didn't like what my grandpa winked at me when I was alive. Yeah, that's creepy. When he was alive. Grandpa winking at me?

Just like saying hello. Have you ever heard the thing that dimes, whenever you randomly find a dime, it's like someone trying to say hello to you? Really? Or dimes? From heaven. Oh, I didn't know that. Dimes from heaven. Yeah, I've heard of that before, that someone was like, oh, someone in my life, their husband passed,

and she was like, I keep seeing dimes everywhere, and I'm like, I think you're just broke. Like, I think you're just looking for money. You're just looking for dimes. And it's just, like, I, you know, like, I think that's probably it. But, yeah, I think that's nice to read into things too much. But I think you are someone that notices things like street lamps flickering. Like, you're on that frequency

but I don't think that it has anything to do with your body or ghosts maybe it is ghosts but I bet you there's besties who experience the same phenomena but I think it's because they notice it more I think it probably happens to all of us at the same frequency

but okay but other people notice it when I'm with them. Really? And then they go, that street lamp just went out. I want to be proven wrong. I want this to be true. We need to be walking down the suburban street somewhere. I don't like that.

I'm such a skeptic. I want to believe more. I want to just go, yes, and. Do you mean frequency? Like whenever you slide out of the car to get gas and it like shocks you? Because I felt that. Or when people say, it's like, it's low vibrations. And that's like, Kirsten started saying that in the girls chat that's and i don't know it was just like a low

vibration day and a high vibe like when did this become a part of our vernacular to start calling things low vibe high vibe grounding i used to scoff at grounding it works used to laugh about it but i really was thinking about how i spend most of my time, I can't remember the last time my feet touched grass. And the only time it did was one day when I was feeling kind of low vibe. I can't describe it. I was just feeling bad. And I was like,

I just, I read and I saw a TikTok or a reel earlier that day about grounding. And I was like, let me just go see it. So I took off my shoes probably like five weeks ago. And that was the last time my feet have touched grass. Because otherwise, I live

in an apartment building. I don't have a yard. And when am I ever outside barefoot? That would be insane. Wait, did it work? Did it fix you? No. Oh, it didn't do anything. I do it. Every time I go home to Mississippi, I have to take my shoes off and walk around in the grass barefoot. It just calms me. Why don't you do it here in LA?

Because you might touch some of the human feces? There's no patch of grass in Los Angeles that does not have either human or animal piss on it. Right. I mean,

the amount of piss that dogs excrete every, even my dog alone, if you just walk down my block, there is not a single patch that's not worth a sniff because everything's

got piss on it. You know that when dogs sniff, it's like they're reading a book and when you like tug at them, you're like, just, they're like they're reading a book and when you tug at them, you're like they're reading an article and they're almost at the best part and you're like nope, put it away and you're demanding them. It's like when you're in the waiting room

and you're reading an article and they're like, the doctor will see you and it's like you're not letting your dog learn. I always think about when my dog's sniffing, I'm always like, I gotta let him finish this fucking article because I would want to read that whole Taylor Swift bush. I would hate to be cut off from it. So you got to empathize with these things by making...

It's not reading a book, but we always have to like... It's like a message board. When I was volunteering at the animal shelter, there was a dumpster right by the path that goes into the forest where you can walk. The 4chan for dogs. Exactly. They called it the coffee shop. Like everyone goes there to leave. Oh, cute.

Doesn't quite make sense, the coffee shop analogy, because you don't go to a coffee shop and leave messages for other people. No, you don't. No. Yeah, it's Reddit. That place shut down, but there's a better place that called it a Reddit. Man, I went to an animal shelter and people, if you have any time in your life, and I wish I did more because the first thing I would do if I had some time off or any amount of my life to give, I would go walk dogs and clean cages out of humane.

And it's easy for me to say that I would do that because like watch me get time and I won't do that but if you're a good person you're looking for something to do that would really fill your soul like going to a humane society and seeing just these dogs and all these

and these places are well like kept and like they're they're trying their best and they're relying on volunteers and these dogs are living in feces and not because of cruelty but because they don't have enough volunteers

and these dogs need walks some of these dogs haven't been out for hours and just days and some in some places now are letting you like even if you go there and you don't live there like if you're on vacation because some people don't even have time until they're on vacation you can look in the area that you're in that's a good idea if you just because like a lot of times whenever i go on my vacation i miss my dog so like if you're in. Oh, that's a good idea. If you just, because like a lot of times whenever I go on my vacation, I miss my dog. So like if you're feeling yourself in that situation, just go walk somebody. I'm meeting a dog this week. Oh.

You might get. I went to a local dumpster, coffee shop. Yeah. It has one eye, which you guys all know that I'm like so into that. I like dogs that are like disfigured and like no one else wants them. It had its eye removed. For just aesthetic purposes, because I said I wanted a one-eyed dog so we had it removed this week they're meeting my name so she can name him cyclops yeah his name get ready for his name it's the best dog name

because i like dog names that are like human names that are ridiculous and i always thought that was the funniest thing to do yes his name i couldn't have come up with a better name Daryl and like I told Chris about him and he was like I think like Chris is so on the fence about getting a dog and I said Daryl and he's like sold just from the name he's like that is such a funny name for a dog to be called Daryl I'm loving that for you is this a senior dog it's four years old. Okay. But it's always winking at you. I like that for you. Small? Small, yeah. Potty trained.

Can it go on planes? Can it travel with you? We'll see. I'm traveling with it this weekend to San Francisco and San Diego, and then I might come back to L.A. on Sunday to return it if it's not going to work out. Otherwise, EJ and Julie may be getting a dog. They're not ever going to have to take care of this dog. Taylor will.

Taylor McGraw and my sister. And I have some people that look after dogs. But I hope I can bring this dog on the road. Listen, if you bring it to LA and you're on the road, I'm your girl. But not really. I mean, you have a job. You work all day, every day. And then Chloe won't be alone.

But where's Chloe right now? She's at home alone. Okay. Yeah, that's true. But I don't think dogs like play with each other when they're left alone. They just kind of like

sit alone. I think they're better in twos. Any animals, they're better in twos. Yeah, they like being from behind. I'm a dog. Guinea pigs, definitely.

If you have a guinea pig, there's certain states where they won't let you have one guinea pig because guinea pigs get suicidal. They'll kill themselves because they are

social creatures and they're not so many animals we keep as one and they're supposed to be in like packs yeah

so guinea pigs I think there's a couple states I think New Zealand has outlawed them from being sold and I wish we could pass that in the states

that's what I should go pick it about I got my little dog when he was four or five and I have to say I think that's like the perfect age

to get a dog because you skip all of the stuff where you have to train it, anything at all. As long as it wasn't like abused, it's, you know, it's going to be a pretty well behaved animal because it's been like trained

and it's like working towards this moment where it can prove it's training to some owner. Mine hasn't been trained though. That's what it's so sad about these dogs is that you meet them and you don't, they don't know that this is their audition for like a better life. I mean this dog's going to be fine because it's being fostered until

it finds a home. It will not you know end up back in the shelters. But every time these dogs you just Chris and I when we saw a couple dogs like meeting their potential owners when we went to the shelter and we're like be good. Like stop jumping up like this is your only chance to get out of here and you don't know that you're blowing it those videos make me cry too whenever they show the dog their card that they got adopted have you seen those

tiktoks where they're like you're going home today buddy and they start wagging their tail but they don't know what they do because they've seen it happen enough times it was like this one i don't know they don't know they could mean that that dog's being taken to get killed well they know because they see the family that's so true they give you the card the dog disappears

you never see him again well they give the cards they killed the dogs it's a red card oh they give a different card like it's soccer but the dogs are colorblind so they think

you're right they're dumb you know it's another good video too on TikTok there's so many of where they show the kid that they just got a dog and they start bawling, crying.

So cute. And I remember that feeling. I do too. It's just like because you just feel so tender and like they're really bawling hard. The only time I've ever cried from happiness that I, the first time I will say, was getting a bird. I found I was getting a pet bird and I was just like, I was so embarrassed. Yeah, me too. That I couldn't stop crying because I was getting a bird. I found out I was getting a pet bird. And I was just like, I was so embarrassed. Yeah, me too. That I couldn't stop crying because I was so happy.

I remember this feeling. You feel like just sensitivity overload. That's so cute. Because you did this cute little thing. And for me, it was like we were going to, well, this sounds bad. It was like a place where they had like a bunch of puppies. So I just remember. This is Mississippi.

You went to a mill. Rural Mississippi. Definitely. Okay. Pepperidge Farm. I was like set in this like pen of puppies with them just like crawling all over me. And I like picked mine. And then when I found which one was mine, I was just like could not stop crying. Gracie?

No, this was a long time ago. This was whenever I had Irish setters. Okay. Rhett. Rhett. Rhett. Rhett and Daryl. Rhett.

Rhett's a good name for a dog too. So yeah, I might get a dog. Daryl's the best character in The Walking Dead. Oh, okay. Yeah, now he's got his own spinoff show. What's it called? Daryl. No, it's not.

I think it's called The Daryl Show. No, it's not. Or it's called Daryl Dixon. You know what I read last night about The Walking Dead? There was a really great Reddit thread last night that was like, what is the most cringy line from a TV or movie? Oh, God. TV show or movie. There's 40 every episode. It's so funny read it's one of the best reddit threads

ever i think it was in pop culture chat subreddit if you want to go find it but it was so funny to read like because there's so many shows i don't watch and they've just um found these you know there's samantha moments from sex in the city of like call me lawrence of alabia or like you know there was one that um carrie said which is like you go you don't go to you when you're exhausted you don't you take a nap no no you don't go to nap no she goes when you're exhausted you take a nap but you don't move to nap i remember that horrible horrible pun and they're filled with those they love a pun on that show and someone in the comments was like it really took me out of the character of Carrie because she's like a writer and writers don't make puns but the truth is then someone wrote wrote I'm

friends with writers they love puns and I was like I actually do think they love puns that one and that's why that show is written by writers who love stupid puns. Or like, yeah, there was Abu Dhabi. Well, I say Abu. Chris went to Abu Dhabi for an Abu Dhabi. And that always makes me laugh every time. And that would probably get a cringe. But on The Walking Dead, they said they waited until season nine for someone to be like, we're not The Walking Dead.

Like they finally said the name of the show in season nine. And they like fell to this real moment for it. Oh my God. Which like, I was surprised that they had not said that at any point in the show in season nine, and they, like, felt this real moment for it. Oh, my God. Which, like, I was surprised that they had not said that at any point in the show. I would have loved it if you watched The Walking Dead while I was watching The Walking Dead. I tried to get into it in the first season,

but I was too scared of those walkers. I don't like it. They come out of nowhere. They do. They bust through things. They just, like, there's too many jump scares. Why do people like jump scares? I mean...

Ah! See? I don't like that. I almost just farted. My body just like, I scared my own intestines. That's why I hate going to the Universal Studios horror nights thing. Because you're over it in like 10 minutes, but people won't stop just running up to you and be like, ah!

And you're like, okay, I get it. If you're a good scare, if you react well, they'll target you because they want people to be like, ah, the whole time to prove that it's a good haunted house area. Right. I don't like being scared. I just don't understand why people do like it. But I don't either. Allie freaks out.

She loves it? Well, she takes clients to the Universal Studios thing pretty much every year. And she screams she gets oh every time she seems like someone who would like it they get her every time

she I don't know if she loves being scared but the fact she likes cool things she likes cool things she like is into things that I wish I were

like she likes hiking and football roller coasters yes and roller I could I can't get on a roller coaster I'd throw up I love roller coasters

but that's different to me than the haunted house. Those aren't jump scares. I love a good fair. Nikki knows that about me. Oh, yeah. You were so funny this summer, or I guess it was like a month ago, when you were like,

I'm going to the Malibu fair. You were on the girl's check. You were like, I'm going to the fair. No one's going with me because I'm so stupid because I love fairs. It's such a dumb thing that I love. We were like, hold on.

Who has talked to you like this? You're like, I know I'm fucking retarded because I love fairs. I was like, wait, who talks to you like this? Who has made you feel so insecure about your fairs? You're like preemptively bullying yourself. Yeah, she really was. Every year I can't get anybody to go.

Do people go, you're fucking stupid because you like this dumb fucking fair, you idiot? Well, everybody will say the same thing. I'll go, but I don't want to ride any of the rides. It's like, well, then don't come because that's the whole point. Which ones do you like the most? Which ride do you? The Ferris wheel.

The Tilt-A-Whirl. Nothing crazy. Okay. Nothing that I've seen a YouTube video of them flying off of. You say the Ferris wool. The Ferris wool. The Ferris wheel. The Ferris wheel. And the Tilt-A-Wheel.

The Tilt-A-Wheel. The Ferris wheel. The Ferris wheel. Do you know the Tilt-A-Whirl? Yes. The spinning coops. Okay, would you do that? The one that goes like this?

That's not hard. The one that goes around? I don't like the centrifugal force. Oh, Gravitron. I've talked about this before. See, everybody's got it. I've gone on it, though. I will go on that because that's not that scary.

I like the ones where you stand up and they go round and round. And I like the ones, there used to be one that I would go on and it's like, you're in a thing and the cage flips and then the whole thing it's on flips too. That one's insane. I can't believe more people don't die at carnivals. Do you think there's more deaths and they're just covering them up? Because there's not that many deaths. You can go down a YouTube rabbit hole, and've done this before of rides breaking and you know what they have the most videos of the swings you know the swings those don't look very safe and then the rope

just breaks oh just airborne and that happens often like that's a ride i will not go on okay i like that you have a limit rides are not worth Okay, well we have to go to break. Speaking of breaks, we have to break off. Fly off to our deaths. F-Boy Island. We're going to talk about a fashion haul that Carlisle did for me because I'm doing a press week in LA. That's why we're all

together. We're in LA at the iHeart Studios, Big Money Player Studios. Thanks so much for putting us up. But Carlisle did a bunch of shopping for me because I'm going to do a TV show tomorrow, and I am tired of my clothing, and I don't know what to... I was lamenting on the girls' chat that I don't know what to wear. I don't know what looks

good, and we're going to see how well she did with her haul. And by the way, this is my fourth podcast of the day, and I am headed to a fifth one right after this. Thank you so much. I feel primed for it. I think I should do more podcasting. I should do pre-podcasting.

You should podcast to warm up for this podcast. Yeah, more often. I like this. All right, so we'll be back right after that with all of this. 2025 is bound to be a fascinating year. It's going to be filled with money challenges and opportunities.

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at any moment. I meant, I meant, I meant to talk to you about this before the podcast, but I had a, a disaster. Can you go into it? I'll talk to you about it later he wanted to save it so I've been waiting as well it's actually quite sad oh no I'm so sorry okay well we'll talk about that another time but I'm sorry that you weren't there

you didn't miss you did actually miss a lot every single person from the show flew in like every F boy a nice guy I would say

I think it was almost every single one of them flew in and was there sitting around watching the show and it's the biggest night of their lives.

I mean, this is the first night that you're on TV. I remember the first night I was on TV on a reality show much like this. It's like,

it's just, and they were so cute about it. They're like, I can't believe I'm like, I'm going to be on TV tonight. It was just like a big cool moment and there were some past,

Tamaris from last season was there. Sarah from the season before, from last season was there. I love seeing that. Sarah from the season before, from first season was there. It was like, it was just a good crew. All the, you know,

all the people that made the show were there. It was, and everyone was just so excited. And then it, you know, comes on and I got hit on by a couple of the F boys. I will say. Can you say which ones? Yeah.

I will say the guy from, what's his name? Connor. Uh-huh. From Kansas City. Sure. He was like, I ran into, what did I, I will say can you say which ones yeah I will say the guy from what's his name Connor from Kansas City sure he was like I ran into what did I

I gave him one of my drink tickets because they gave me drink tickets and I don't drink so I gave him one because he just looked like thirsty exactly he looked like he needed something

to put a roofie in and so I was like here's he really did and he was like are you is this like a sign

for us like he was it felt good to be hit on I have to say like you go the whole season and no one tosses anything your way what does Connor look like

he was the one with like long hair from Kansas City did he have mustache yes okay yes he was a guy like kind of red hair

he looks like kind of like a viking yes he's in the promo video taking off his aviator sunglasses. Yeah, he looks like the biggest F-boy of them all. Yes, okay.

We don't know yet what he is, I don't think. Kansas City. So like, he's my Travis Kelsey. Yeah. This could work out. Yeah.

And then, You're a tight end. Yeah. Yeah, so, and then, no one, I just had some really good conversations with them

because I'm so often during the show, not able to talk to any of them because they don't want me like fucking them or infiltrating the whole time, the whole time. I don't talk to any of them. And they were all so nice and like excited to talk to me. And like, um, yeah, I just, it was, it was a really good hang. And I was so exhausted because yesterday I did, um, so much press. I did KTLA. Then I I did KTLA then I went over

to E then I went over to Access Hollywood then I went and did a podcast and then I um and then I did one more thing I forget and then uh and then I had to go to the party so I was kind of like dead but it was so fun to watch the show the show is great as you all know yeah I watched it last night I watched the the two the two episode premiere. And what'd you think? Amazing. I mean, I was surprised by everything that happened. Were you like so, were you? I think it's, I think at this stage, we can say that.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. I mean, we don't know when we made this show. I don't know either. We forgot when it was made, but I did work on it. Brian was working on the show. That's where I got this hat. I was wondering about that.

He's wearing an FY Island hat. I made the hat myself. Brian was an integral part of the show. It was awesome to have you along for the whole ride and help make the show with me. Yeah, yeah. I had a great time. And produce me for many of the things that I did.

Yes, yes. It was awesome. Yes. And yeah, so Brian, you had a front seat the whole thing. So now we can be out about it. It's really interesting watching it on TV. A, the number one thing I'm watching for is, what do you think? Things that you had a hand in?

Like lines. Like how many lines are we getting in there? Yeah, how many? Yes. That's the number one thing. The number two thing I was surprised that I already know what's going to happen. I know who's going to be eliminated. I know who is going to win.

And I was like, I wonder if I'm still going to be as entertained watching it now that I know everything. Interesting. I was not. I was very... It's not as compelling. Well, now that I know everything. I was not. I was very... It's not as compelling. Well, now that I know. That is an element of it, is not knowing what's going to happen.

Yeah, the eliminations are a real dud when you know who's getting everything. Yeah, that's true. The eliminations aren't as fun, but I will say that I, even knowing what happens, I'm interested because we did not, as just producers of the things I was doing,

we were not involved in any of the date stuff. To see what the connections and conversations that they had is interesting. It's just funny how they edited it all together and how the editors are funny, the producers making it are funny. They're always like... Best part of the show, I think, is sometimes

they edit together some things that are purposely funny. There's a moment in episode one or two, I don't remember which one, where they focus on this coughing thing. Oh my God.

Yes, too. Episode two. That was so funny. Yeah, stuff like that is so great. She kept coughing. Yeah. And was it like

starting to signal that she was disinterested in what he was saying? Like, I was at this party so there was a lot of chatting. I couldn't pay attention. She was talking to the girls. The girls. Katie was about to party so there was a lot of chatting. I couldn't pay attention. She was talking to the girls. The girls.

Katie was about to drop a bomb about something bad that happened with one of what are the three girls' names? Jared. Katie. Daniela.

Katie, Daniela. And Hallie. And Daniela came back from a date. Yes, and Katie was about to say that something bad was going on. Jared might not be there for the right reasons.

Not the right reasons. Which we find out is true. And it's so funny that was revealed. That was revealed, yeah. And it's so funny that because Katie really had nothing.

Like when she went and sat down with the boys and she was like, tell me something. She was about to say like he murdered your grandma. Yeah. And her cat

that she brought along. And her cat that she brought along. Straight lights. Yes, oh my God. Oh yeah. I didn't know about the cat until like nine episodes in and then all of a sudden

there was this cat at one of the chats that I went to. I was like, oh my god, who let that thing in? She's like, he's been here the whole time.

But yeah, that was a funny, yeah, and then Hallie just couldn't stop coughing during that scene. Every time she was about to drop the bomb, Hallie would start coughing

and then be like, are you okay? Do you need water? And she was like, no, no, I'm fine. Okay, well, the boys said about Jared, are you okay? And she's like, no, no, I'm fine. Okay, well, the boys said about Jared, are you okay? And she's like, no, no, I'm fine, I'm fine. And that happened like

three times. And that happened in real life more than three times. Yeah. But you know, rule of threes. Yeah, exactly. The people making the show are very funny. There were so many moments where it was just funny to watch the F boys watch themselves. I literally saw Jared and Marco sitting next to each other enjoying the show.

You were putting it on Instagram. I kept posting Jared watching Jared and I'd show him on the screen and then I'd go to Jared and see him just like watching himself. And Marco got me at the very end because I was doing it the whole time in posting. So Marco at the end filmed me and then filmed me

watching me and I did the same thing they were doing. She's so cool. It's just like admiring yourself. It's so cheesy looking. But, um, but at one point I am watching Jared and Marco sitting next to each other and they're, you know,

broing out, enjoying the show. And then it cuts to Jared being like, Marco's not attractive at all. I'm more handsome than he is. He's kind of weird to look at. And you just, and then I look back at them and they like, they to deal with that and they're just just chumming

around they're like hey man but you can tell like it's it's it's weird and there's there's people like the all the women were there and i know that there are many men there who they have had relationships with and they are no longer with but like three women or yeah the three women the three the three leads were there yeah and so the three you know katie daniella and hallie were all there and so were the guys that they some of the guys they don't end up with but that like they almost ended up with so there's like that you know weird tension of like seeing your ex so there were some guys that i was like hey are you okay and he's like, it's weird. I still have feelings for her. Why can't we get a reunion show? Nikki, please. I know. We'll see if it's

successful enough, but what I hear is that everyone at CW is like thrilled about it and I hope people tuned in but I hear that, you know, F Girl is looking real good. I mean, they're editing it right now and they're like, Jesus Christ.

Well, that's news. Yeah. That's breaking news. Well, F Girl was announced at one point. Yeah. Yes. And I don't mean to. So it is coming.

I don't want to besmirch F Boy, but watching it film and stuff, F Girl is the superior show. But I feel like the girls are going to be better, so much better at hiding it. Interesting. At playing the guys. Because the girls are going to be so much better at hiding it. Interesting. At playing the guys. Because the guys are... Yeah. When people ask me about the show, the thing that I always walk away with is that I can't believe how good these guys are

at lying and seeming really sincere that they like these people. And being able to cry. I just can't... I feel like I'm a pretty good liar. We able to like cry. And I just like, I just can't believe. I feel like I'm a pretty good liar. We want to test it. All right.

Okay. Two truths and a lie right now. Okay, here we go. This morning, I know I don't usually do this, but I did kill a spider in my bathroom and I feel really bad about it. This morning, I was walking to get a coffee and I saw a homeless man stabbing the air and I was very scared. And then this morning, I...

Oh, no. No, I'm trying to think of something that happened this morning. I... Oh, no. No, I'm trying to think of something that happened this morning. I'm not trying to think of a lie. This morning, I... It could be either. This morning, I... Fuck. This morning, I watched an episode of...

I got sucked into an episode of Special Forces. It's a new reality show. I love Special Forces. You know what it is? Yes. I love it. I haven't seen it. The one.

I'm just kidding. Or am I? Which one's a lie? They take celebrities. Okay. I think we'll get back to Special Forces in a minute. Yeah. Okay.

Well, the trick to this one is. No, I think I know the lie. Can we discuss? Can we discuss? I know. Okay. Or do we have to. Yeah. Okay. Well, the trick to this one is. No, I think I know the lie. Can we discuss? Can we discuss? I know. Okay. Or do we have to. Yeah, discuss.

I think discuss. I think the trick to this is that she could be telling the truth about things that happened, but not necessarily this morning. And then that would make it a lie. So like. No, no, no. I did not do that. Okay.

That's too technical. Okay. I think I know which one. Do you think the little smile was a fake out that she, or did she couldn't think of something that happened this morning? No, I think that she started to say something that really happened, and then she realized she already said it on the girls' chat, so she changed it to something else.

Okay. And so the lie is the homeless man stabbing the heir. I also thought that. Because I know what was in her head. Yes. That she was about to say that would be unbelievable, but that was actually true. And then she remembered she couldn't say that because I already knew it. Yeah.

Okay. So the story you're referring to was yesterday. I was walking to get coffee at five in the morning. It was dark on Sunset Boulevard. And there was a homeless man that I walked behind into the Starbucks. We were both like walking kind of on the same path we kind of like met up and he was a little bit in front of me then i acknowledged him he kind of saw me and i walk in and then he's taking a really long time at the counter like he was talking to them about god or whatever homeless people talk to you know cashiers about he also ordered he finally got around to ordering his

latte and he ordered he ordered oat milk which i was like interesting choice for a homeless man but like that's la homeless la and listen if he get the drink made your way if you got lactose intolerance this is why there shouldn't be an upcharge for these these milks so maybe he's making a stand that the same as pita is making that it shouldn't be a crime to not want to drink from a cow um he ordered his latte and then he realized he was taking a really long time, and I had like five waters in my hand, and I was kind of like waiting for him to get done with proselytizing about whatever.

And then I go, the cashier opens up on the other side and was like, I'll get you, ma'am. And so I go over, and I'm paying, and then I have my headphones, and I hear him like pointing at me. And I go, huh? And I go, what was that? And he was like, I'm going to get your,

can I get one of your waters? Because I made was that? And he was like, I'm going to get your, can I get one of your waters? Because I made you wait. And I was like, I realized he, he thought I was homeless. Because I looked homeless. I had no makeup on. My hair was half wet. Like not even like, it was like a little wet. It was mostly dry, but a little wet.

So grungy looking. I was wearing just a jean jacket with like, and I just buttoned it. I didn't have anything on underneath because I had a spray tan and didn't want to like wear something confining and then I had shorts on that were like grubby and I had flats on

that were like almost dress flats like they weren't appropriate for the outfit so it looked like I had just put together an outfit with things that people

had thrown out in their garbage and so he this homeless man offered to buy my drink and so that is a true story but the fake story was I did not kill a spider.

What do you think of me? It actually did happen this morning. I went out again to get a Starbucks drink. A man was stabbing the air violently right in front of me, in front of the comedy store. I'm staying at a hotel kind of next to it. And I stopped to wait for the fight to break up because he was in a fight with the air.

Oh, my God. And I thought, I just want him to work this out. And so I waited. And I was just waiting there, just kind of like, you know, I just want to wait for this guy to stop fight with the air oh my god and i thought i just want him to work this out and so i waited and i was just waiting there just kind of like you know i'm just gonna wait for this guy to stop stabbing the air and this other like man um who looked homeless but he turned out to be the valet but he did look homeless he's a black man has nothing to do with the fact that i thought he was homeless he's a black man saw me looking at this black man that was like literally like what the fuck man and like fuck like punching the air was like, do you want me to walk in by you?

Or do you want me to walk with you by him? And I was like, oh my God, that's so nice. But I think this guy isn't like not going to punch me because I'm like with someone. Like this guy is not discerning. He's going to just punch us both. He's not going to be like, oh, she's has someone with her. And this guy wasn't like a huge guy either.

So I was kind of like, okay. And then he's walking me and he was like, you know, I did this for another white lady recently who was scared of a black man on the bus. And I go, oh, my God. I just want to, like, this has nothing to do with him being black. This is, he's stabbing the air violently. Like, this was, and he was like, no, it's cool. It's cool. It's like, it is, yeah, it's scary.

And I was like, okay, thank you for acknowledging that. And then. But if it was a white person stabbing the air violently, you probably would have been fine. I would have been like, he's just having a bad day. He's probably a Scorpio. No, he's just a white lady. Yeah. I mean, the guy was actually really cool about it.

And I thought he was a homeless man protecting me from another homeless man. But he was not homeless. He was our valet. And he was smoking weed when I went out there so um that's the kind of moment like that one time with a homeless person too where like you just you just don't know who you're dealing with because our car had broken down this homeless man saw that we were trying to like push it because you know in la there's street cleaning and you have to move your car to one side you won't get a ticket so we were doing the thing where you have to put it neutral.

And then like my boyfriend was pushing it and I was steering. And he came over and he helped us. And, you know, we were just kind of like, oh, yeah, you know, can't afford to fix it yet. And definitely can't afford the ticket. And he took a crisp $100 bill out of his pocket. And he goes, here, give it back to me whenever you got it. What? And handed it.

No, we didn't take it. You didn't? No, no, no, no. My boyfriend was like, no, no, no, you keep that. Yeah, we didn't take it. You didn't? No, no, no, no. My boyfriend was like, no, no, no, you keep that. You're gross. You keep that. God knows what you went with it. It's the last thing that I would have expected this homeless man to

pull out of his pocket. It shows they're irresponsible with money. That's how you got there. That's what people always say about rich people is like, why don't they give more? Why aren't they more generous? That's how they got rich. Exactly. And I don't think every homeless person is just bad with money. I think that could be a part of it.

Sure. I'm saying that with absolutely no judgment. I'm bad with money, too. I've been luckier in my life than homeless people. That's all it comes down to. But that does show, come on, man. A hundred bucks. Keep your hundred dollars.

Yeah. But he always would see us around the neighborhood, and he said, give it back to me whenever you got it. That's sweet. So I feel like he just was paying it forward. But it proves that paying it forward does not work. No. I mean, this guy, this isn't the first time he did that. When's it going to come back to him?

I would have thought it was counterfeit, like a counterfeit $100. It was very crisp. He wants you to spend it, and then you spend it, you get away with it, and then you give him back a real $100, and that's his grift. Oh, that takes a while to build, but it's actually pretty good. I mean, let's say you got 50 hundredths in your pocket. You walk around the streets looking for someone in distress.

And a homeless man gave me $100. I have to pay him back. And I'm probably going to give him back $500. That's a really good point. It could work. Alright, not a bad idea. Okay, so yeah, I'm good at lying, but I'm not as good as these F-Boys is my point. No, no, the F-Boys are great. But the show is great.

I'm really proud of it. You're a good actress. You always say you're not. I believe that you killed a spider. I think I am a good actress. You know my best acting is the kind of acting, it's like fourth wall acting. I just realized this because I was shooting this thing the other day where I had to be an actress like in front of the camera and then at one point I have to go like wait did we

say that a lot like I have to talk to someone off camera that's not there I did this I'm not kidding you I did this take like 10 or 12 times almost every time they would start talking to me and be like well can we get her like they wouldn't remember that I was doing a bit and they kept being like you were so

convincing so I think my best acting is pretending like I'm talking to someone off camera. Throw it in, throw it in. And I will do it right now. I will. Oh, you're,

that's a good point. I will at some point. Okay. So I have to say, yes, please. Since we're, since we're talking about stuff you're good at,

I think this season, like you have fallen into your role as the hostess of the show. And it's like, you're so good. Like, now the show is kind of like, has taken shape around you hosting it. Oh, thank you. I'm going to let that in. And I'm going to just absorb it into my. Just take it.

I'm just going to take it because I will say, I was struggling last night. There were some shots where I really didn't like my face. You looked alive? I looked really alive in some shots. You were really living? There were some shots where the lighting, the makeup, the hair, it was all not put together in a way that I liked the way I looked. There were other shots I was like, I've never looked better. Like, this is me peaking.

I look the hottest I've ever looked. So I'm giving myself that credit. But there are some shots where it was like I've never looked better like this is me peeking I've looked the hottest I've ever looked so I'm giving myself that credit but there are some shots where it was I look scary like it looks like a horror film like the way my face looks it looks like I look like death and um I was spooked out I didn't like it and um and it's weird because when you're watching if I was at home watching I would start like crying or I would just like you know like start going on the girl's shed being like I'm so ugly and screenshotting and sending you guys close-ups of my face and really focusing on it but because I'm like at this big thing I can't make this about me it's first of all it's not about me the show's not about me no one else is looking at me in this kind of with this kind of scrutiny and so I had to put it away and in putting

it away in that moment and not letting my feelings, like, people always talk about, like, feel your feelings. Sometimes it works to just put them away because they're not really worth it. For this, yeah. It wasn't worth it. I went home and I forgot about it. I don't care. Good. Like, if I would have leaned into that, I could have made a real big meal of it. But instead, I went home and I ate

a big meal of it. And now I feel better. No, it's, um, it really was like but i saw someone on the show was also having a moment of like oh my god i look really different than i thought i was going to look and it felt good for me to talk to her and say please know that no one is seeing what you're saying to me right now did not see it and i'm so sorry i'm going through that right now too and like it's not true and but i've been i really feel for i was just on whitney cummings podcast and we were talking about um hating her like you know i was

talking about hating my face and she was talking about making peace with everything because she's just like she's always like a step ahead of me in terms of she has the answers. She's a little more woke. She's like a big sister to you. She's finding these things. Yes, and I end up going there and kind of getting into the worst version of myself and kind of drumming up all the things that I'm insecure about. But she was saying, I was saying to her, I think I hate to play the, I'm in show business and it's harder, but having to look at yourself as much as we do, having to post things and look at footage and look

at stand-up clips and look at... You know what I hate? It's way more... And listen to yourself? Pictures of us on stage constantly, where it is not at all... We're not thinking at all about being hot when we're on stage. We're talking. We're making these ugly faces up. How many pictures of you do you have when you're like i can't get a good one oh

my god i just posted but did you see the thing i posted today that was not even that bad no i'm i will show you some of mine where i'm a bridge troll like i'm like at what point would i ever you were doing an act out of a bridge troll. Yeah. The old bridge troll bit that kills. Yeah. But like, I just, sometimes I see those pictures and I'm just like,

this is so, but I don't let it get to me. Like, it's just fleeting. You taught me this a long time ago. No one cares. No. No one's going to see that picture

and think more than two seconds about it the way that I did. I know, but they will think two seconds. I mean, there's been times where I've like, looked at a picture of a girl and been like, yikes. You know, like, I've spent, the only reason that I know, but they will think two seconds. I mean, there's been times where I've looked at a picture of a girl and been like, yikes.

You know, like I've spent, the only reason that I know. Say the name. I'm just kidding. There's countless. But the thing is, it's only the reason I'm judging them is because I do that to myself. Okay, you know. And the only reason I do it to myself is because I do it to them. So somewhere I have to stop.

You know whose faces look really bad? The people on Special Forces that are on camera with no makeup. Dude, I'm thinking Special Forces Okay, so it's this reality show. You were killed on it.

I was watching it today because I did Nick Vile's podcast and he's on it. Yes. And Tom Sandoval's on it. Yep. And I did both their podcasts today. I'm doing Tom's after this.

I'm all in. I'm obsessed with this show. Dude, it's all these celebrities that go in and they have to train to be in Special Forces and they are so mean to them. Yeah. And they literally,

Nick told me it was like way worse than they're showing. Like, they don't show how many miles they run. Yeah. When they were lifting that boat yesterday, I don't know if you saw

the show last night or whatever it was, but they had to like lift these like 220 pound boats with like just four of them carrying it with all their gear also. They had to do it

for like three miles they had to carry these boats. And they didn't even say that. On the show you go, maybe it's 200 yards and you go i'm like say it's three miles that's a lot they sleep on they they they eat 25 of the amount of calories that they probably eat on a regular they're working out 25 times as much and they can't sleep they're not like all in one room nick told me they sleep from midnight to seven and i'm like that's not enough no he's like well they seven. And I'm like, that's not enough. No. He's like,

well, they give us enough sleep. I'm like, that's not enough. They were doing this like type rope thing where if you fall off, there's like a metal track under it that probably like

the cameras were on or something, but they kept slamming into it and like, that's not fake. That is a metal thing that Tara Reid is just like,

just hit like between her legs. by now, right? Jojo Siwa still on. Oh my god. Tom Sandoval. Nick Vile. It's a good group. Jack Osborne. Kelly Rizzo just eliminated last night. But like I would be off

that. I would be like thank god. I was watching the show being like I hope I don't get asked to do the show. And by that I mean please I would love. But if they ask me I will do it because it's like the scariest thing I've ever seen in my life it's so and just people screaming

at you all the time I don't know if it'd be good for me though like I don't think that you don't need it it's like abusive I mean it's not like abusive they literally

when they go for meetings with their I forget what they call like their PMs or whatever like they're the guys that scream at them they are let out of the barracks

with a hood on their head like they're going to be executed by the Taliban they have to walk with a hood on their head before they it's so you hated american ninja warrior when they pulled the hit what makes you think you'd like this because this is not athletic it's not like can she jump far this is like how far can how uncomfortable can she be it's really about that like anyone could do it it's not about being the fittest because i asked nick when did you get asked to do this how long did you have to train

two weeks like there's no time to train so you just go into it so that makes me feel better that i wouldn't be up against people who have trained a really long time ninja warrior was just like i hasn't asked the day before and it felt like this is sucks but um but i would have to do it out of fear of doing it but i um i think they'll come calling at some point i hope so but they're all people who have had some kind of tragedy in their lives no i can't it can't this used to be my playground every time carlisle and i drive past the cbs lot which is where we did dancing with the stars and carlisle was like my right hand man during all of that she was my assistant she was like my best friend like my partner in crime for that.

She always sings, this used to be my playground. This used to be my childhood dreams. It's so funny because we would go there all the time. I can see it from my apartment building. From the parking garage, I can see the ballroom. I can see when they all go to eat their dinner and stuff.

You can see the buffet line, the crews get stuff. And they open this big garage door and you can see the ball they all go to eat their dinner and stuff You can see like the buffet line the crews get stuff and they open this big garage door And you can see like the ballroom whatever the set is. Oh my god. Wow and Gleb Savchenko, your old partner, you know, he's my neighbor and my new building. He lives in the building. Yeah, that's right I see his car every day and it says Gleb on the license plate. You know it's him You sent me a picture being like, do you think this is him? And I'm like, it has to be. It's confirmed. Isn't it a Hummer?

There's been sightings. We haven't seen each other. It's a G-Wagon. Oh. God, he's doing well. He's doing really well. And he's got to be penthouse. God, G-Wagons are so nice.

Have you been in one? Yeah. Serena has one. Oh, my God. That's the one I was in. When you turn a corner, the side has padding like, padding on it, like, the side next to your arm. And when you turn a corner, it doesn't want you to even slide to the, it will, it just touches you and goes like, and, like, hugs you. This car gives you, like, affection.

It's so, it was, like, it's heated and it goes like, it's, like, doesn't ever want you to move at all. It's so nice. I love that. I just want that in a car. All right. We're going to take a break, right? And then we're going to come back and we'll get to this fashion hall because I'm excited to see what clothes you got for me and to make fun of your Southern taste.

No, I really appreciate you going out. And if I don't like anything, you won't be mad, right? I will not be mad. I brought a lot of my own stuff. I'll pay you for the effort that you made. Don't think that I'm just going to make you do all this. I live right next door to the Grove. I go there every day. I can't you for the effort that you made. Don't think that I'm just going to make you do all this. I live right next door to the Grove.

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Let me just tell you what I'm doing tomorrow. I'm doing the talk. And I do have an outfit planned. I was going to wear, like, just in case, right? I have long black pants that, like, kind of are, are like high-waisted that I wore on Bill Maher. So they already like, and I had them styled. So they're like fashion approved,

but I wore them two Junes ago. So maybe they're out of style. But maybe there's a top that can go with that because so many things need a black pants. A bustier that literally looks like what Taylor Swift's been wearing recently. And so I'm kind of into it. So it has to beat that.

Okay. Not that it can't. Okay. But I think that, so that's, and it's daytime talk show. Okay. And I only have so many shoes that I'm dealing with. it. So it has to beat that. Okay. Not that it can't. Okay. But I think that, so that's, and it's daytime talk show. Okay. And I only have so many shoes

that I'm dealing with. So let's see what, let's see what you got. This is good because it's daytime and it's conservative. Okay. Okay. All right.

So it hates black people? This, this is good American. Okay. Okay. That's cute. That's really Kardashian's line. Okay.

You know she knows fashion. That's too big for me but that's okay and I tried these like I tried stuff on because sometimes we need mediums and sometimes we need oh and actually this looks

about the right size okay the only problem with this shirt and you should describe it is that exact size this will this shirt is leopard print

and a bigger leopard print would be fine but this is so tightly printed that it will do a it might look weird on camera

strobe effect on camera so when you do camera things like they can't be but this is really cute and this is I would say a B plus

how cute is this skirt it's too big I can already tell this is your size that you said that you are right now no

six yeah it looks a little too big I'm but it goes to here I'm tiny i'm a little baby girl actually i'm sure it fits um this is cute what okay this is by free people and so it's probably vegan actually this is really cute i might just keep this because it's so is this yours that's mine oh this is real oh if it fits you then it fits me yeah that's what i'm saying okay this is

really cute zara stuff because in Zara, I'm like all different sizes. I could be a small, I could be a medium, I could be a large. I do have a leather skirt that I just purchased that is a tiny, so I don't think I need this, but I do like it, and you nailed it. Okay. Alright? Now, look at this. Hang on. Speaking of leather, speaking of leather,

hope it's vegan. Okay. This is, look at this bad boy. First of all, everything in Zara is brown, black, or army green right now. There's like no color. Yeah, it's like a peachy color. You call it doody brown, which is funny. It was doody brown. This is, if you want to go doody brown.

This is what I'll wear on Special Forces. I could see you rocking this. This is really cute. With your color. I tried it on. This looks a little big. Really? No, I tried it on.

Okay. It's very form fitting. Why am I like having like body dysmorphia today where I'm like, it looks big from there. So that's a large, I couldn't even zip up the medium. Okay, so it is big. No, I couldn't even zip up the medium. Girl, I'm going to try it on right now. Keep showing stuff.

But because we have big boobs. I don't. No, you have sneaky. You have sneaky big ones. I know. I do have sneaky big tits. I don't understand how women look at clothes and

tell what it is. I couldn't tell what that was until I put it on. That looks like a... Without being on someone, that looks like a sack. I know, but once you put it on, it's not going to look good over jeans, Nikki. This isn't about proving if it looks good. It's about proving if it fits.

I think it's too big. And I'm right. Zip it. This does look like something you would... Shut the fuck up. Okay, well now I feel fat then because I could barely get this zipped up. This looks like something that you would put on to stay warm if you're lost in the woods. It does look like a sleeping bag.

This looks like what they wrap you in after you run a marathon. It's a body bag. There is no difference between this and a body bag. This looks like what they wrap you in after you run a marathon. It's a body bag. There is no difference between this and a body bag. This is really cute. You were saying you wanted to be dead the other day. I just took the hint. It is a nice color on you. Okay.

Okay, what else do you got? Zip, zip, zip. I want to show you that it's cuter when you zip. Okay, will you try to zip it? Yes, come here. Look at this form-fitting, beautiful glaze. But if it fits you over your jeans and your shirt, doesn't that mean it's too big? It's not tight enough.

Yeah, yeah. It's just not tight enough. Over the jeans and shirt, it's not going to look. And it goes up too high. I'm just... It's ruched. Okay. Ruched.

It's ruched. Okay, okay. Okay. Take it off. That goes back. No, I'm leaving it on for the podcast. We'll get some use out of that. It really does.

In the screen in the podcast, it looks like you have duct taped a garbage bag. It's not good. A body bag. Okay, I'm a really good stylist. I'm a really good stylist. If I just say it enough, you'll believe it. This I almost bought. Look, okay.

I almost bought this the other day. I love this. Is this a size small? Please. It's a medium. Oh, everything's too big I tried it on Glaze Your tits were not gonna fit

In the other one I swear to god You have bigger boobs than me But this is so cute I wanted to get this But they didn't have a small I know All they have is medium and large

I know These fucking small bitches Doing everything This is cute as hell And I'll keep this if this fits Cause I wanted to get this I don't think I'd wear this On the talk though It's too gold But you didn't know What you were dressing me for Everything was like Metallic-y in there I know This is cute as hell and I'll keep this if this fits because I wanted to get this. I don't think I'd wear this on the talk though.

It's too gold. Yeah. But you didn't know what you were dressing me for. Everything was like metallic-y in there. I know. This is really cute though.

Good job. Now this. Look. Okay. Whenever you just look at it. Whenever you just look at it it's not great but whenever you try

this bad boy on. No that's really cute. It's really cute. I'm into that now. But is that good for daytime TV? It's a long dress with like blue. Would you say that's good for daytime TV?

This. If I wore it with like a sandal and I wore like, you could daytime this up. It's not perfect for daytime, but it's not impossible. Black blazer? Black blazer. Black blazer for glazer. Now, but this is a large. I love the way you talk.

I have to get a medium. Okay. Why did you get a large? Oh, because you tried it on and it was too small? Because I tried on the medium. I couldn't zip it. I just don't. You have huge ribs.

You keep talking about how you put on all this weight. I haven't physically seen you. You're tiny. I'm so little. I just want sympathy. I can't wear it. I know the strobe. That's going to strobe.

What about this? Hang on. Hang on. But I appreciate this so much. How do you respond to the accusation that you have huge ribs? It's true. I do. She does have giant ribs.

Sneaky big ribs. Big ribs? You wouldn't think it, but yeah. Yeah. I don't know why. Big heart, big ribs. Okay. So.. You wouldn't think it, but yeah. I don't know why. Big heart, big ribs. Okay. So.

Kind of fit that heart in. Whenever you think of daytime TV. Big ribs. Can't lose. You think of floral. You think of flattering to your chest. I like that. It's a cold studio, so you got some sleeves on.

It's a floral little short pink dress with long sleeves. I love that I don't have to tan my arms. To me, it looks. It's a cold studio, so you got some sleeves on. It's a floral little short pink dress with long sleeves. I love that I don't have to tan my arms. To me, it looks... And it has legs. It's very, very short, too, and you have the best legs. And with white boots, this will look cute as fuck. And the white boots, which I know you already have. To me, it looks... That's my pretty plus. It looks too big. That's what I think.

Okay. Alright, I feel good about this. I feel like we can move on. I think this is, this is, is there anything else? These are the other things. These are like new things.

Okay. Okay. So I got this. This is adorable. This is from Topshop and it's a wrap dress. Okay. Okay. I was thinking like podcast.

I was thinking like, That's really cute. You know, something where you have to be on Zoom with the blue and the flowers. I like it. It's like casual, but you're feminine. Nice job. something where you have to be on Zoom with the blue and the flowers. I like it. It's like casual, but you're feminine.

Nice job. How much money do you think this dress was, Brian? I just want to see what Matt thinks. Oh, this will be fun. This is fun. That dress was $65.

Okay, not bad. $51. I would have guessed more. I forget the, Topshop's amazing. Okay, but that was from Nordstrom. I was blown away I found anything for $50.

This is so good for $50. I'll keep this because this is... No, I was shocked at how inexpensive dresses can be on FBoy. Because children are making them. Oh, yes. We all know this. I thought dresses, I was like, oh, every dress is like the same as a suit, where it's like it's got to be at least $500 or $300 or something.

A lot of those dresses in Nordstrom's were that, but you have to know the brand. Shit, I'm spilling Diet Coke on this dress. This is body bag. This is going to be something that you pair with that leather skirt or the one you already have. A lot of ribbing. Ruching is what this is called, Brian. How do you guys feel? What did you say, Dawn? I said Carlisle's a rib girl.

This will be great on your ribs. Look, it's a little wintry, but we are. It's supposed to be winter. My color's not great. I don't hate it. I felt like on your ribs. Look, it's a little wintery, but we are... It's supposed to be winter. My color's not great. I don't hate it. I feel like with your hair. Don't you guys hate the things that latch on the bottom?

Like when they make you into... It makes it a diaper at the bottom? Yes. I know that's good, but I always want to cut it. I'm like, I don't need that. It just feels so weird to fart on your favorite shirt.

That's why I hate a bodysuit. It just feels sacrilegious. This dress is sac. Religious. Look at this room in here. You're going to start sweating in a minute like Ross on Friends.

When he wears the sweater pants. I do feel like I'm in one of those things that you put you in to get you to sweat a lot. Yeah. What are those? Oh, God. What are they called? I did them once with Sarah Lena where it's like a bag that makes you sweat.

It's like lymphatic drainage. Yeah, drainage thing. I love it. So did you get this dress at Sack Fifth Avenue? I don't even want to say it. Okay, look. I like to. Look at this.

Do you write for Sex and the City more ruching okay this is mine and I wore it to a wedding one time that is so adorable and you would not believe the amount of compliments

you got yes and it looks like it was tailor made for you I love it say the word tailor oh man okay that looks really good

you have to see it on this has been the worst podcast for audio listeners ever I thought it was visual. I was holding it up the whole time. No, but there are

people watching YouTube. But a lot, I'm just saying for our audio listeners, I apologize, but you heard the word ruching a lot. Yeah.

You did good. Some people are learning what that word means probably. Yeah. You did good. How much did you spend? Wait, I have a question. Not much.

Yeah, what did you, hold on. Ruching and ribbing is kind of the same thing, isn't it? No. I think you're saying ruch Hold on. Ruching and ribbing is kind of the same thing, isn't it? No. I think you're saying ruching wrong. Ruching is a gathered material.

Okay. And ribbing is like piping, like texture. That's what I would say. I could be wrong. It's like different pastas. Do you want to hear the grand total? Yeah, at Zara and Nordstrom. Nordstrom, which is pretty fucking good for Nordstrom.

$238.71. Not bad. Okay. For three items. Wait a second. Why is everything, it's just like, everything just adds up, you know? Wait a second. I just was, I went to a hotel, I stayed at a hotel in New York.

I went there last week. I was there from Monday, I checked in monday night until and i checked out thursday morning what do you think and it's and i was in a suite in manhattan oh my god at a nice hotel three nights three nights yeah and um the the publicity for f boy was supposed to cover um a big portion of it they were, this hotel is too expensive for our budget. They literally said, do you want to stay at a residence inn? I didn't even know Manhattan had residence inns. I was like, I can't do that.

This hotel, what do you think the total was for three nights that I got charged on my credit card when I checked in? I could not believe it. $2,600. $7,600. Oh my god. No. Wow, you must be happy that it went so low.

I thought that was high. Yeah. Nuts. Never works out that way. It was nice, but like not like For three nights. For three nights. Wow. And yeah. Did it have a heated toilet? No, it didn't have any great amenities. Oh. It was Heated floor in the bathroom? No, it didn't have any great amenities.

Oh. It was okay. Heated floor in the bathroom? No. What is this heated thing? Did it have a heated bed? That would be nice. How's your bed going? Oh, pretty good, actually.

Good news is coming out of the bed front? I mean, okay, that's the only thing that's going well right now is the bed. So, Tempur-Pedic, I made an incredible number of mistakes and outrageous. I don't even need to go through it. If you want to subscribe to the Diamond Players Club, I'll go through all the mistakes. That's a good one too. Yeah, if you want to quit the Diamond Players Club. I had an enormous amount of mistakes.

And the last text I sent, my credit score went down 20 points because I had to take out a loan to get the other mattress that they didn't refund me for. And so I had to send out a text to this guy. And I was like, now my credit score is down 20 points. And long story short, I was like, I want my refund. That's like a lot. That's a lot of points to drop. And it was supposed to be because you put all this on. You charged me for two mattresses on my credit card.

And then I had the loan out for the other mattress. Did you have this tone on the phone? This was a text. I sent a text. Tone on the phone. Okay, was it all caps? The text was all caps. No way.

It was all emojis. It was like that game show. A lot of eggplant emojis for some reason. Anyway, I don't want to bore people with the mattress thing anymore. But long story short, the current mattress that I have, not bad. Not bad. It's softening up. It's much less firm than the Breeze.

Because I really thought it was kind of getting in your head where it was like you weren't going to be happy with anything. I thought it was maybe not the mattress, but now I'm like,

I like that you found it. But you laid in the mattress. You agreed. I did. It was kind of bullshit. It was bullshit. It was crazy, Matt. And you're not the only one

who laid in it and said it's bullshit. It was very firm. Yeah, Chris did as well. And that was after 70 days. Wow. It's not like I just And you're not the only one who laid in it and said it's bullshit. It was very firm. Yeah, Chris did as well. And that was after 70 days. Wow. It's not like I just got that thing. The new one was instantaneously less firm.

Okay. And a lot better and a lot cheaper. And I said to the guy, I was like, I want my refund for the mattress that I didn't buy, some king-size mattress they charged me for. And I want you to refund me for the old mattress that was on this Wells Fargo loan I took out, and then I want you to give me basically the equivalent of $800. A crisp $100.

A $100 bill, and I'll pay them back when the time's right. And I said basically $870 equivalent, because to pay out the rest of my Wells Fargo loan that I hadn't paid off yet, because I also got a base. And then they agreed. Good. They refunded everything. They fixed everything. And they gave me an additional $870 to cover the bed frame that I bought.

And so now I'm pretty satisfied. Okay. Yeah. Try Tempur-Pedic. Pretty satisfied. Final thought. I am headed to Tom Sandoval's podcast after this. Whoa.

And I don't even know. Everyone's like, you're doing that podcast. Do you know who Tom Sandoval's podcast after this. Whoa. And I don't even know. Everyone's like, you're doing that podcast. Do you know who Tom Sandoval is? No, I know a true Sandoval. The trumpet player. Oh, definitely not this guy. This guy was on Vanderpump Rules. You haven't heard of Scandaval?

Oh, Scandaval. No. You didn't? No. You missed this? I don't know any. I mean, I'm not a Vanderpump guy. No, you didn't have to be. You can't escape it. Yeah, Skandaval. No. You didn't? You missed this? I don't know any. I mean, I'm not a Vanderpump guy. No, you didn't have to be.

You can't escape it. Yeah, you got it, Noah. I'm not a Bravo-ready chick at all. But I know what happened. You're E. Yeah, I'm E-reality. Yeah, I never got into Vanderpump rules, but. Not even Top Chef?

I love Top Chef. Isn't that Bravo? Yeah. No, I think it's actually moved. But yes, I did love Top Chef. I love Millionaire Matchmaker. What's the dress one? But I never. I't that Bravo? Yeah. No, I think it's actually moved. But yes, I did love Top Chef. I love Millionaire Matchmaker. What's the dress one? But I never, I'm not into Housewives.

I'm not into the ones that are the big ones now. And oh, Summer House. I love Summer House, but not anymore. What's the one with the people making clothes? Oh, Project Runway. I like that too. That used to be Bravo, but it's not anymore. Okay.

So Tom Sandoval cheated on his girlfriend of like, I think they were around nine years. With her best friend. Best friend or friend? No, I think they were best friends, right, Noah? You watch the show. No, I don't watch it. Noah doesn't watch the show. I think they were best friends.

And so now people, the whole Sandoval thing is people want to go back and watch all the scenes with them doing stuff together and be like is it happening during this yeah i mean there's one scene that i kind of got turned on by because i just like sneakiness i think it's wrong what they did i think it's like so gross and like i'm so sad that she got hurt but there's something about when like if it was just them at work or something and no one knew they were fucking around like it's that's kind of what i put my in my mind in this one scene because it's like it's like it's bad like they're in a hot tub i'm getting like horny thinking about it so they're in a hot tub and she's like it's and people are gonna hate me for this because they're so on can i just remind people though i heard today for the first time ever because i've been really grappling with this decision to go on tom sandoval's podcast because everyone's like how how could you do that?

And I'm like, did he murder someone? Or did he like rape someone? Like what did he do? He cheated? Oh, with her best friend? Okay, that's horrible. But like, should we kill him? Should he die?

Like, what are we supposed to do? We're not supposed to support him. Well, this is the thing. If that does happen, they have to stay together forever for people to support them. Right. So are they still together? No, I don't think so. No. Like the cheat would have had to have been like love of your life cheating.

Right. The reason why is we couldn't help it. It was the love of my life. Then people tend to forget about it. They're like, oh, well, they got married. But did you guys ever hear this part of it that him and Ariana got together when he was with another girl that was Ariana's friend? Oh, my God. Did you ever hear this part of it? That him and Ariana got together when he was with another girl that was Ariana's friend? Oh, my God.

Did you ever hear that part of it? Because I didn't hear that part of it. And I think that's an interesting part to leave out. Yeah. Just interesting. I don't think that means Ariana deserved to get cheated on. And I'm not saying that facetiously. Are you saying Ariana Grande or just a Vanderpump Ariana?

Ariana Vanderpump. That's another cheating scandal. But I just want to say, I did not know that detail until today. Because someone just, when I was at Nick Vile's podcast, was like, oh yeah, and they got together

because he was with Kristen. And it's kind of blurry of those lines. And I go, wait, does she know Kristen? And they're like, yeah, they were friends. I'm like, huh. Yeah. Interesting that that just kind of gets glossed over. And not saying, this is not me being like, she deserved deserved it because i'm not one of those girls that like you should expect to get cheated

on if you date a guy that cheated on like shut up all i'm just saying is it's interesting and i don't know and i really want to ask the question like should he kill himself is this what we want from is do we want to cancel people to the point that they have nowhere to go except africa maybe like i like the special forces i mean he is like yeah he's on all these other shows now which he would not be on if he were just tom sandoval exactly you know banner pump so they know what they're doing yeah it's i don't think he planned this to get out i think he was trying to get away with it forever but there is a hot tub scene where they're like he's with his girlfriend in the hot tub which again i'm sorry this turns me on i can't help that it does i'm not saying that this is a good

thing to do but they just shoot a look at each other that's like she like ariana's kind of like talking they're both not listening and they shoot a look at each other that's like in if you were just watching without this knowledge you'd be like oh they just like look at each other that's like, if you were just watching without this knowledge, you'd be like, oh, they just like looked at each other. But with the knowledge, everything like, this whole story develops and there's just something so hot about a clandestine thing.

Like, let me just say, why is it on every TV show? Remember Ross and Emily? Remember when they were dating and everyone was like, don't get married. Go with Rachel.

Yeah. Why were we rooting on Raquel then? Why was it like, leave Emily, this nice British woman at the altar. Fuck, remember when he brought home Julie from China? Yes. And we all go, Julie, fuck Julie. Even though they were together, we wanted him to be with Rachel. Why is it when we like the girl, we root for any relationship to be destroyed?

The office. Yeah. Jim and Pam. Fuck that guy. What was his name? Rick. Roy. the girl we root for any relationship to be destroyed the office yeah jim and pam yeah fuck fuck that guy what was his name rick richard roy but who knows what who knows what who's a dick in what situation yeah you don't like we don't know but we just take his shoes who we want to what does that happen ted lasso well the the coach guy and the the supermodel girl she was dating uh jamie tart yeah kaylee was dating jamie tart at the, she was dating Jamie Tartt at the beginning. Yeah, Kaylee was dating Jamie Tartt at the beginning.

She was. And we didn't want them to stay together. Kaylee was. We thought Kaylee would be dating the other guy. Oh, that's right. The creator of the show. I forgot his name. I just want to say,

when you start to get mad at Tom Sandoval or whatever, which you have every right to because he did hurt the girl he was dating with her best friend, think back on how you felt about Ross and Rachel and who you were rooting for and how many examples of movies start out where the person, Made in Manhattan. That's a formula. Literally every

movie you've ever watched, they were in a relationship. Greg Kinnear, what did he do wrong in Sleep With The Seattle? Nothing. He was a nice guy. I forgot He was a nice guy. I forgot the name. Of the guy? There's a name for the trope of the guy who the person is dating that they're not perfect for. Bill Pullman is what I meant, not Greg Kinnear.

And then when, not when Harry met Sally, but Sleep With Us, You've Got Mail was Greg Kinnear's character. We're rooting for, please leave this guy be with Tom Hanks. Right. Why is that, why are you rooting for it then and not in any other situation? So am I allowed to get turned on by the hot tub scene? Yeah, damn right I am. Because I've been coached by friends through the 90s on rooting for a relationship to

happen that's sneaky and I wasn't rooting for it. I'm still not rooting for it, but I am going on his podcast and I'm grappling with this decision. And Chris has coached me. He's been like, just think about the fact that Ariana might hear your podcast with him and maybe think about a girl feeling like hey will you stick up for me a little bit and I like I think that's a good thing to remember is like you gotta you like so I'm going

in and I'm gonna roast him a little bit and give him some shit okay um because he is kind of like he's a selfish guy who's you know likes being in the spotlight and is like kind of a selfish guy who likes being in the spotlight and is kind of a keh famous guy. But I'm going to find also some humanity in him and try to get something out of it where I'm like, oh, okay. I kind of like him. But you would think that I'm going on Hitler's podcast. You really would. My publicists were like, this came in. You said yes to this.

Are you sure you want to do this? I'm like, is this? Am I doing an Alex Jones show? Like, I don't understand what this guy, is he bullying the Sandy Hook victim families? No, he cheated on a girl on a reality show

where everyone cheats on each other. He did the assignment. And then, sound off in my DMs about how I have the wrong take on this. Please, please, please.

Thank you, Carlisle. Thank you, Brian. Thank you, Noah. Thank you, Noah. Thank you, Big Money Players, for hosting us today. Yeah, so that's our episode for this week. We will be back next week with double episodes. You know it.

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