The Nikki Glaser Podcast - #407 Loving The Botox, SaltBurn Review & Creative Emmy’s After Party: Sam Richardson Rules!

Episode Date: January 12, 2024

Julie is back on the pod and no she is not having a stroke. Nikki asks Noa to share more about her announcement. While Brian thinks that no women's facial creams work, Nikki loves taking the next step and can't wait for her Botox to settle. They all discuss why people choose to commit to something difficult. Nikki and Julie are excited to see Tyler Henry live, yet Brian is very skeptical. Brian reviews Dave Chappelle's new Netflix Special and Nikki reviews Saltburn.  She also shares more stories from the 2024 Creative Emmy's After Party and fanning out to Sam Richardson. Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free, and get exclusive bonus content: https://apple.co/nikkiglaserpodcast  . Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Same crew as we had yesterday. My mom, Brian, Noah. What's going on with your eye? Just winking at you. That was not a wink. That was a stroke. Maybe it's, yeah, maybe it is. I liked it though.

Can you wink? Yeah. No, you can't. You can't. Wow. You can close both eyes and then open one. But yeah, no, it's too much. It has to be subtle.

Okay, I can't do it. Like if you has to be subtle okay i can't do it like if you're just like i can't really do it either i'm a little insecure about my own so i think i'm never gonna try it again in front of you no i won't ever make fun of you again you can't wink either ali can't ali can't wink that's cute yeah yeah when she does it it looks cool when she does it it looks cool it's cute when you do it there's a problem yeah it's a good it's a neurological yes that was what i was thinking um okay noah's pregnant we announced it on last week last night's show but then her mic cut out as soon as she was getting into how the medical differently as a woman over 40 being pregnant right Right. So those of you didn't maybe hear yesterday's episode, she's four and a half, five months pregnant, 24 weeks.

And for some reason she was silenced for discussing her pregnancy. What is that about? You're so cool about it. Like I always forget you're pregnant because you don't seem to like talk about it at all. What can you give us like the highlights, the low lights, you didn't expect what you did expect what i mean you're you like what you're excited about what you're dreading like everything things we wouldn't jeez well i'm excited yeah just go i'm excited about the whole thing i think uh definitely

waiting um didn't really bring up all those fears that you talked about at the end of last episode with like my whole ripping. Am I ready for this? I'm going to have to push this thing out. Like, I don't I don't really see it like that. I see it as, wow, my body was able to create something. It wasn't easy. You know, it was a process to get here, but it did it. And I'm proud of myself for it

and i'm excited i'm not scared of anything pride girl if you learn nothing from yesterday's episode you could be thankful for yourself for doing it but you can't be proud i'm just kidding no you are proud yeah i'm thankful um and uh let's see what i really like about it is that my boobs are huge. First time in my life I have cleavage. And will they stay big? I mean, I don't know. As long as she nurses. Why did I just... That's the only question I have.

Will those stay big? Boobies. Those boobies. Will they? No, but do they go down immediately? They go down. They go down after you stop nursing. Okay.

How long does that last? Well, as long as you nurse. What have you found about having big boobs? What's it like never having them and now you do have them? She has to get a new bra. Yeah, new bras. Yeah, and I've been waiting on that because I don't want to spend the money on it. Let's see.

I learned that most of my shirts are uh not v-neck like don't show off cleavage because it's i never had cleavage to show off even if you do though like showing off cleavage is distracting for people and sometimes i like when i have had cleavage i don't want it to be out like women that just have a line of cleavage i know some women can't help it so if you wear any kind of v-neck i would just find it hard to get. Women that just have a line of cleavage. I know some women can't help it, so if you wear any kind of v-neck, I would just find it hard to get through the day and have people not... I don't want to distract people.

That's me being like, oh, poor men. They can't handle themselves around my tits, and I want them to be a little focused. But I grew up going to a middle school who forbid women to wear tank tops because we were distracting to boys. You wore tank tops? Yeah, in Rebellion. I was the only one that showed up the next day with a tank top. Oh, I remember that.

Yeah. It was the only time I've ever rebelled. Wow. I didn't know you were doing some rebelling. Every girl's were, all the girls were going to wear tank tops because we were like, this is stupid. We can't wear tank tops because boys are distracted. Wow. That's weird. And no one else wore one the next day

I did and I thank God I brought a sweater and I put it on over it but you showed up for the revolution alone and then all the boys were able to get A's on that test that day

because before they were so distracted yeah they were distracted by my B's but are you don't

are they getting in the way are you feeling like is as your husband like so like okay so now because my stomach is starting to protrude sometimes like if i don't wear a bra like my boobs will stick to my stomach which is something that i haven't really experienced so you've been a woman that doesn't need a bra like like you'd like being braless because it doesn't change anything really. Right. Because I think women with weighty boobs like bras because it keeps the tit from laying on our stomach, which is an annoying feeling. Not that I have big tits or anything right now.

They're pretty small. In fact, a girl after a show the other day said, thanks for representing girls with small boobs. Oh my God. Nice. You don't have small boobs. I was like like excuse me right hand no but when you're thinner like i've lost a little bit of weight due to anxiety and i think that's it sucks out of your tits pretty fast and then when you gain weight you put it in

some people put in their boobs but yeah so i think maybe it's that but yeah and age you just lose like voluminousness um but do you are you going to be sad to see these tits go um i don't know i mean i i'm she just got them for god's sakes i'm just thinking i mean she's just getting used to them and i'm already taking them away from her I'm like how are you gonna feel when they're gone yeah you have this baby and no tits it's like

what's that life like most part of my tits depression yeah but you know what I don't like I realize that because you know when I was going into this and stuff

like everyone's like oh yeah your body doesn't become yours anymore and all that stuff and while i can see where people come from when they say that i i don't really feel that like i don't feel this this this thing taking over my body and it's no longer mine it's like but you did see a picture of yourself from behind where you were like horrified and you didn't recognize yourself did you feel in that way like oh i have no control of

like was that a moment for you of like what's happening to my body i hate this it wasn't it was just like i didn't recognize myself which was was really hard it was basically um we went to sedona and avi took a picture of me walking on like red rock and i and it was a picture from behind i didn't have my coat on you could see my i could see my butt and i was really disheveled that day i just didn't give a shit what i look like and i just look like a like a cow grazing the sedona no it didn't i saw the picture and it was not that bad but it was like her legs were together in it there's no cows out there anyway so yeah there's nothing impossible um but yeah so you don't relate to the thing of like your body's being taken from you is it weird and this is me just being so vapid in vain that's fine i would

really worry about my stomach stretching out like i would try to suck in all the time so that my stomach skin isn't stretching out so that i'm not left with something i have to get a mommy makeover and go to doctor whatever it is I'm so with you I have been so I used to work in a health food store and there were these women that would come in and there was this oil that they would buy it was called Mother's Special Blend and they would talk about how we would leave no stretch marks

so when I was 19 I heard this and I bookmarked it for like now like oh I always have to have like an oily stomach and stuff so I'm yeah I'm all about that. You're lathering up all the time. Yeah. But can you see it?

Can you be like... When did you first see your stomach stick out where you're like, oh my God, this isn't just me being full? Because I think we all can look about three months pregnant if we eat a really big meal and just descend our stomach. You can kind of get there and see what it would be like. Was there one morning where you were like, oh, it's here. Does it like drop at one point?

I think it was like maybe five or six weeks in the, I just, you just feel, you just feel like you're holding in a fart like forever. And it's just like not coming out. And, and I realized it, but it was like where it was underneath my belly button. It was like in the fupa area. And I was like, wow, this is kind of big.

It looks like I ate a huge meal. And I'm like, isn't it too early to show anything? And then it gradually moves up. Oh, wow. So now, I mean, now it's like where my belly is. Like they travel around. So when you give birth, it's like just a fart? It's just a giant fart.

I don't know. But when you fart, do you feel relief? Like you must be gassed up. I don't feel relief because I constantly feel like, oh, there's a fart trapped in there and it's not going away yet. It'll probably go away after I... Do you want to eat all the time? Are you having weird cravings?

I don't know. I had a girl when I said cravings, but it felt right. Cravings. You know what? It's like week by week. It's not like they make it out on TV where you want like pickles and chocolate ice cream weird things. It's just like this week, I just want peanut butter all the time. Right.

Okay. And what is this week for you? What are you on? That's it. Oh, I told Brian before the show I'm eating green apples with peanut butter. That's my thing this week. That's like all you want for every meal? It's what I want between every meal. You gotta feed your babies that peanut butter because then they won't get a peanut allergy

when they're... There you go. You got to expose it to them early. Well, I've heard different things, but the latest my thinking on it is that the reason why there's so many peanut allergies these days is because everyone is avoiding

giving their children peanuts just in case they have a peanut allergy. And it's like, well, now they're not exposed to it. So then when they do get exposed to peanuts for the first time, when they go to kindergarten, they have a peanut allergy. And it's like, well, now they're not exposed to it. So then when they do get exposed to peanuts for the first time, when they go to kindergarten, they have a reaction. My theory. Well, that's what I always think about when people on planes are wiping down every surface

and I'm just like, not doing, like laying my face on the tray table, dropping food on the ground, eating, brushing it. It goes to like, and then eating it still I go like, is this working for you? Like, are you doing this because you get sick or do you get sick because you do this all the time? They probably get sick

and now they're freaked out They've been sick Really? I'm pretty disgusting We've talked about this before Sometimes the thing that you're avoiding is the thing that will get you. And there just was a study that came out recently.

It was in the headlines last week about people that are so scared of getting sick get sick more. Oh. And maybe that's because they know their disposition and they know that they're more likely to get sick, so therefore it could be... I also have a feeling that sometimes you might be sick and you don't even

notice me. Yeah. Like sometimes you might, that's true. Someone else might say, I'm sick. I need to take a day off. You might just like breeze through the day without even being like,

okay, I guess I was sick. I don't get the same effects because I've, I've, I've felt the same effects. I've had strep throat before. I've had like, I know what I've had migraines before. i know pain and i know and i but i also know when

a sniffle i would think there's no one in the world who would take off work because you have a sniffle that's insane oh i think there are people that would that just like are just a little bit like i can understand if your head feels like it's like the pressure and you can't walk and you can't think straight but if you're just having sinus drippage go to work come on yeah if you need a break you need a break like I won't steal that from you but don't make it about your sniffles you just need a break like that's not a reason to take off work but I do think if you have even a slight headache you should be able to um have months off of work. I think a headache, no one should be able to be expected to function on them.

They should be a get out of work free card. Any kind of tension headache. Headaches, I think, are the worst pain ever. I have a headache every day. Also a throat pain. I know, Brian, that's why I'm like, I feel bad asking you to do anything. Headaches are the worst. I have so much empathy. I just take aspirin and it goes right away.

Well, then what are we dealing with? What are we talking about? I like how Julie says aspirin. Aspirin. Aspirin. Well, why don't you, everyone take aspirin then. Why don't you always take aspirin? I do.

Because sometimes you just fight to it. I take it every day. Every day. Almost every day. Why do you think you get headaches? Have you gone to the doctor? It's sinus stuff. Why don't you do sinus stuff?

I don't know. I have some flonase in the other room i know i need to just go buy some that's that's what you're getting headaches from is probably sinus okay you can't do flonase every day it's a steroid and it'll it'll kill you oh no i need to do uh like a antihistamine or something my sister told me that flonase or like those like antihistamine nasal sprays are good for your bags under your eyes. That's another reason I should do it. I can't believe that to be true. I did get it for that and it hasn't changed anything.

So please don't rush out and buy thinking your bags are going to go away, girls. Well, it's working for her. It is? Yeah, she didn't have any bags under her eyes. She's never had bags. She didn't. When she's tired, she has bags. Yeah.

I think it's just she's getting always tired Because she's having less sniffles Yeah the cure for bags Is sleeping That's the only thing that works Those creams Those creams are bullshit Or surgery Yeah creams do not work

I don't think There's ever been a cream That has ever done anything That works Yeah Name a cream That's ever done anything I kind of agree with you

Yeah Maybe hydrocortisone Then why do you subscribe To those creams Well because I like the feeling Of having moisturized skin Oh And I do believe Then why do you subscribe to those creams? Because I like the feeling of having Moisturized skin And I do believe

My plant squalane stuff I use I would Seriously it's the number one thing I can't live without All of you I would just goodbye If it meant I can't even function without What is it?

It's just plant squalane. It's the ordinary, 100% plant squalane. I bought it for you. You have it in use all of my ordinary. Plant squalane? It keeps you moisturized. It just keeps you moisturized all day. It's just serum, right?

It's the only moisturizer that has ever worked beyond 15 minutes on my face. Every other moisturizer that everyone uses, they get absorbed right at my skin, sucks it up and it's dry again. I don't get it. But this stuff actually stays on your face all night long. It doesn't stain your sheets. It's incredible. I cannot believe everyone doesn't use it. I'm mystified. And it's $7 a bottle. It's insane.

You can get it at Target. Don't get the heavy squalene, get the 100%. It's so good. The real solution for everything, if it doesn't cost enough money, then no one will know about it because no one's profiting enough off of it. Oh.

$7 a bottle, it lasts forever. No one's going to make a commercial for that. For a while, I was gatekeeping it because I didn't want it to sell out everywhere. Now I don't care because I'm baffled that the people I have shared it with don't continue it. Because once I found this stuff, I was like, I'll never use anything else.

It doesn't matter what face wash I use. I don't use a night cream. I don't use an eye cream. I just use this stuff. You can use it as lube. I've talked about it a million times. You use it just in the morning. Lube? No, I use it in the morning and night. Lube. When we don't have lube, I'll use it as lube because it's just plant squalling. There's nothing else in it it's one ingredient

it's really clean it's slick it makes it feels oily but it's not oil it's it's amazing i don't i can't fathom why you would do anything else i've tried other stuff because people go swear by it and i spent 80 on this thing and this balm and this ceramides and these doctors just sent me this like $500 skincare cream, two creams, $500 for the whole set. I didn't pay for it. The one that we opened together? No, a different one. Oh.

And it was $500 and I've been using it. I'm using that one. But I don't know what it's supposed to, it drives me out. I just don't, I don't get it. But I did get Botox last week and I'm very excited about the results. They haven't come in yet. Okay. They're just coming in. We're just getting the results. Where'd you get it? But I did get Botox last week, and I'm very excited about the results. They haven't come in yet. Okay. They're just coming in.

We're just getting the results. Where did you get it? Because it takes seven to ten days. Oh. I got it at Nyack in St. Louis, which is my favorite place to go. Oh, oh. That's a better question, I guess. I was like, why is he asking where I'm going in St. Louis to get my Botox?

I got it in my chin, and then I got it in my like here i don't know like what do they call those lines like where it would dribble down if you were like frown lines yeah frown lines okay so this if you apparently you're if you take this if you freeze this this gets shot up like it just it gives the appearance that this raises all i'm trying to do is raise this area of my face and i was told that unhooking the the tendon the the stretch that's pulling these down will make we'll just do the optical illusion of pulling your face up we'll see it hasn't taken shape yet it hasn't started yet i haven't felt it i'm just starting to feel the like kind of numbness around here and then i got my mandibles here because i

clenched my jaws a lot so this muscle is kind of being taken out masseter and then I got my mandibles here because I clench my jaws a lot so this muscle is kind of being taken out. Masseter. And then I got Masseter, yes. And then I got yeah, that's what I meant to say. And then Lip curl.

Lip flip. Lip flip. Lip flip. Yeah, and that I've done that a bunch. Actually, I can see that on you right now. Oh, busted. It's a little bit

are you saying you like it? No, no, no. I like it. I'm just saying I know when you got this done I saw you the day you got it done saying you like it or you're just saying no no no I like it I'm just saying I can see I know when you got this done I saw you the day you got it done

and you say it hasn't taken effect but I can see it right now it's still coming out I'm so excited I love this stuff this stuff is exciting because it's risky

and you're like am I going to like this and it's like we'll see baby doesn't it hurt getting it in yes not really

a little bit and how long is it going to last well I did it with you well it depends on how much how fast you metabolize it but Botox for me Getting it in? Yes. Not really. A little bit. And how long is it going to last? Well, I did it with you. Well, it depends on how fast you metabolize it. But Botox for me, I used to be able to keep it in my face for, I would say, like six months. And now it's probably three months.

You get older and it just uses up quicker. But I love going and getting this stuff done because it feels like, oh my God, I'm kind of bad. Like this could go really wrong. Like I like the inherent risk of it. But I don't feel a risk because I trust my girl so much. Yeah. Yeah. But if you get Botox enough, then eventually won't the muscles just stop? You won't need to get it anymore? That's why I get different sections.

Like I trick my face. It's like confusion. I don't just keep muting these same areas because I don't want, you want to same areas Because I don't want You want to be able To express yourself And that's why But I just like to I might It might really fuck up my face

And look really weird I'll own it We'll address it It'll go away then And then it'll eventually go away It's not permanent Where does it go? Where does what go?

The shot Into the muscle I know And then what? It just Gets metabolized You piss it out You're gonna get cut off If you talk about shot into the muscle. I know. And then what? It just disappears. You piss it out.

You're going to get cut off if you talk about any of the doctor stuff. I don't know what it does. I don't know where it goes. Your body eats it, in essence. Yeah, I think it gets into your body and it's probably not good. Or really, it's probably more like your immune system fights it off and then gets rid of it through urine because it's a toxin.

It's a toxin. Yeah. Yeah. But so is the spray tans. So is makeup. You know, there's no make, none of our makeup

is regulated by the FDA. None of it. You're kidding me. None. Yeah. They can put anything on our face and sell it to us

and there's no regulation. Why is that? Because the makeup industry, they don't care about women. Oh, they just cut me off. I'm just kidding. I was making a joke. This goes mute again.

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like extended interviews and a roundup of the weekly headlines. Listen to The Daily Show, ears edition on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. So Noah's pregnant, and also... Woo-hoo! You're so chill about it. I know.

We're going to talk about it. What do you think I should be like? I guess I would be like, oh my God, I can't believe I'm going to be responsible for a human. I can't take this back. Have you gotten sick at all? Did you have morning sickness? I have had such a wonderful pregnancy so far. I'm in my second trimester.

I have thrown up and gotten sick. It's not that I haven't, but. That was New Year's Eve. She was wasted. Well, that's good. You won't get sick then. I guarantee you. If you haven't yet, you've only gotten sick once. You've gotten sick once,

you said? I've gotten sick maybe like seven times, I would say. That's a lot. That's kind of a lot. That feels like a lot. It's not. It's not. Compared to what it could be there are some women who have it through their whole pregnancy yes schumer did oh that was that documentary where she covered that that looked rough man oh boy um yeah i just i guess i would

be stressed out about i have to take care of a human for the rest of my life. I've never once Some people want to, Nikki. We have to. It's a we thing for me at least. Yeah. Yes. We all know moms do more. I get that. I'm not saying it's something

that you should be stressed out about. I have never undertaken something that won't have an end date. I've never undertaken something that I won't have an end date. I've never committed to something that doesn't have an end date in my life. I don't, I don't know of anything that I could even my career maybe, but that's always going to go into it. I can give it up at any time.

Like I could try other things. I've never signed up for something that is about to start in four, four months that will be the rest of my life. I would be stressed out about that, but there's no point in being stressed out because it just is the way it is. Well, guess what? This was

planned for Noah. Well, I know. I just can't understand wanting that. Even if it was something I wanted like a a yacht someone was like you have to keep this for the next 18 years i'd be like oh this yacht i'm scared like what am i gonna do with it if i decide i don't like it this yacht to college you know i think it's so common a lot of people think that and um i remember when i first started dating avi

we would talk about having children and stuff and how we were not ready for it or whatever. But he thought, similar to you, it's going to impair his traveling. It's never going to sleep. It's going to be something that cannibalizes his life. And I was talking to my therapist about it and she's like yeah you can look at it that way but you can also look at it as new opportunities new adventures pushing yourself outside of the box to try different things and things that I probably can't even think of because I've never had a child before yes yes you're saying yes to a whole life that you you're saying I don't even know what it

is that's all a mystery but it's gonna be all fun and just your life's gonna change you're saying no to a lot of things. That's all a mystery, but it's going to be all fun. Your life's going to change. You're going to be a different person. That's what my brother says, or some of my friends say. You're just different. Your life is different. Your life has changed.

What you wanted prior to the child is not what you want after the child. I call bullshit. I call bullshit on that. Everyone always says that, but then everyone still is. I mean, Lisa Traeger has a joke about it.

She's like, all these women have babies and they're like, I've changed. And she's like, I think you're still an anorexic bitch. Like you still care about being skinny. You still care about your ring light and looking cute on Instagram. You still care about the likes.

You still care about having a beautiful home, which everyone's going to, you still care what people think you haven't evolved you haven't changed that much i understand there definitely you change as a human when you have a kid there's no question about too many people say that they do but it's not in that way you don't become an inherently better person because you have a child no it's not better well it sounds like the way they talk about it it's romantic like i just man before I didn't say better. Well, it sounds like the way they talk about it, it's romantic. Like, I just, man, before, I didn't even know what I was doing.

And now I just, now I have, now my life, oh, before, without, like, it's, there is an implied, and I'm sorry to get defensive about this, there's an implied thing of like, if you don't do it, you'll never know. And that's so sad. No, I think hearing it, yeah.

Yeah, I think it's just a new addition. Maybe I'm getting defensive. And you are getting defensive. It shouldn't be like a judgmental thing on either side, whether you choose to have kids or not. I respect people who choose not to have kids because of their lifestyle and they know it'll put a child in the,

you know, like not the best environment to grow up in. I can respect people who choose not to do that and I respect people who want to have families too it's just I don't know I don't really see it as a judgmental thing yeah I guess I'm just constantly comparing my own experience and I'm just still frustrated by why

I don't want this thing that all everyone that I know no I'm proud of you for standing up to that stand up for your rights I'm not standing up to, I'm proud of you for standing up to that. Stand up for your rights. I'm not standing up to anything. Yes, you are. You're like, fight Nikki. Fight the power.

I feel the same way about when my friends all started kissing boys and it was this thing that I know I'm going to have to do, but I don't want to fucking do that at all. It's terrifying. What if I'm bad at it?

I felt the same way. Or going to haunted houses. All my friends want to go to Silo X and I'm like, why don't I want to do this? Why would I want to to be scared why would i want to take on something that's hard like i and i understand that i go on stage and talk in front of people and to most people that's the most scary thing ever and they could never do that but this is a thing this isn't talking on stage in front of people this is something that most people want and why why don't, that's where I get upset.

Why don't you want it? Why don't I like this thing that, or want this thing that everyone seems to want? I just still can't. And I've struggled with it on this podcast for years. Yeah. Maybe you'll want it next year. I didn't want it until, I don't know, like 38 or something. Okay.

Well, yeah, 30. I am going to be 38 next year because I'm going backwards. I'm going to start taking away numbers. You're going to be your sister's age. Yeah. Lauren just turned 38 two days ago. That's true. I got her a good birthday gift. Can I say what I got?

I got her Cozy Earth sheets, which we are doing ads for on the show, but they sent me some. I'm not joking you. This is not an ad. They didn't pay for this so you're welcome cozy earth i have never been someone and this is another thing on the podcast i've talked about i don't feel like a real woman because i don't appreciate sheets and linens and bullshit like that this changed everything for me i am so obsessed with these cozy earth sheets it's you're sleeping in like a silky i i can't even believe how much i love these sheets i can't i've never loved sheets

before i don't care they're all the same to me i know like kind of the difference between like you know you're staying at a ramada inn or you're staying at uh you know a heavenly bed yes listen i know when it's nice. These are so next level nice. Are they cotton? Yeah, they're cotton, but they've got a silkiness to them. I'll show you. Are they 100% cotton? I believe, I don't know.

You'd have to look. It's probably a blend, which I know is not ideal, but I'm so glad there's a blend because I don't want the sheet to be anything other than what it is. I'm obsessed with these. I've never heard you talk about sheets. Wait till you feel my sheets in the room i can't they had them at saralina's bed and that's what i talked to for the ad is like because they hadn't said to me yet and so i was talking about saralina's bed that she had him on and i remember

being like wow but i think i didn't really revel in them until i got them myself. And I'm obsessed. They're bamboo viscose. It's next. They're Oprah's favorite sheets. They're on her list of favorite things every year. I didn't even use my own promo code when I bought them. But I will tell you, if you go to Cozy Earth and put some things in a basket and then you put your email address in there anywhere, they will text you constantly reminding you.

And the other day they go 40% off flash sale next three hours. Oh my God. Let me know. I bought three pairs of sheets. I want to buy some sheets. You got some for your birthday too, bitch. They're coming. Surprise.

Your birthday is January 22nd. You know I have a king bag. I got you a king size sheet. Oh my God. I got it in light gray. Bamboo viscose. Now white. Why do you like white?

You can have my white ones then. I'll take the stone gray. I have white. I like white sheets. I'll have to like, we'll have to bleach them a little bit because there's have my white ones then. I'll take the stone gray. I have white. I like white sheets. I'll have to like, we'll have to bleach them a little bit because they're so spray tanned. I'll take those gray ones.

Okay, they're really nice. You can exchange them if you want, but just take the gray. I'm so excited. Yeah, I got Lauren some too. They're my new go-to gift. I'm obsessed with them. Wow.

You're welcome, Cozier. The luxury of bamboo viscose. I get excited to go to bed at night. There's no cotton in that. No. Bamboo is not cotton and viscose is definitely not cotton. Okay, well, I don't know what to tell you. Why do you want cotton so much? I don't know. I can't believe I'm going to love

these. I can't wait for you to go feel them. I'm going to get brainwashed. But as an extra gift for both of you, tonight, we're going to see Tyler Henry. Tyler Henry. Tyler Henry. I'm so excited about it. He is

a medium. He talks to ghosts, people who have passed, and he is the reason as I've cited on the podcast before, that I believe in an afterlife. Before Tyler Henry, I was on Z-Fence, and now I am so bought in. It's so going to be fun. Are you going to meet him?

Yes, possibly after the show. If he's not too drained. I have a, we have a, my assistant is best friends with a producer from his show and so she put us in touch and she's, and I said please, she goes, do you want to meet Tyler Henry? My assistant said and I said, oh my god. I mean I would love to but like

I've watched his show and he gets very drained after these readings like it sucks the life out of him and i the last thing i want is to take any more of his energy so if he's up for it we will meet him or at least i will meet i don't know whatever he wants right um i don't like to meet people after their shows no i don't know you don't i just want them to be done for the night yeah because you've been there you you're there i like meeting people at a meet and greet but like if it's just like a celebrity who wants to come by that i like barely know and it's just gonna be an awkward thing after my show i'd rather pass right um but i'm excited to just be at his show

and see what he does and see people like talk to people that are dead. Yeah, he's playing The Factory which I played two years ago. It's like a 3,000 seater. And everyone there is showing up hoping that he of course talks to their dead person. He's going to go pick people out of the audience and ask them questions. That's what I think happens. I think he's like, I'm

guessing because I've seen things like this where it's like in this section of the room there's someone coming through yeah something about a top hat and maybe a creek or what you know like they'll have some that's me yeah yeah yeah and then no matter what

that'll be me I guess it makes sense that like if you could actually talk to ghosts then you would be able to sell out a 3000 seat theater but there's also a part of me that's like you, you're profiting so much off of talking to people's desperation to talk to their deceased relatives. There's something slimy about this. He has like a 100,000 person waiting list. No, he has a 600,000 person waiting list.

I worked I worked for a lot of psychics on like psychic radio I worked for a pet psychic Sonia Fitzpatrick and then I filled in for another psychic on like

an entertainment channel and let me tell you people call these shows like two hours before they even start yeah and they feel such relief after they talk to the psychics

yeah I guess if they feel relief and people find comfort in it, then that's one thing and that's nice. It's really. To take advantage of the desperation

is, to me, is slimy. That's all we're doing in this industry. And I don't think he's taking, that's why I like Tyler Henry is that if you look at him,

you just go, this guy is not in this to be famous or cool. Yeah. It maybe is a part of it now for him because once you get in the industry, you kind of get like a little bit attached to the fame thing, but he's just, he's just a guy with a gift that didn't even want it.

It's annoying to him. He was just like a kid in school who would see ghosts and didn't even know what was going on. Thought everyone could see these ghosts. And then he starts verbalizing it and people are going, wait a second. My great aunt is named Sylvia. Why, why did she just tell you that it's okay the kids couldn't come or like

he would just say like it's okay like that that's the experience that people pay for so yeah but there are going to be a lot of people if who leave being like why didn't my person come through i know that's that's a bummer that he can't get to everyone. But I think that even just being around people that are experiencing that, it gives you hope that your person is in a place like that

or that you will be in a place like that when you die. And you'll maybe someday be able to... I have a feeling this is the anniversary of Bob Saget's death for two years ago. Like this weekend? No, today.

And I was like, if anyone's going to come through, I could see Bob wanting to get a little bit more stage time. Like at a 3,000 seat venue where he can come through and like be on mic, you know, in the only way he could. I'm like, if anyone in my life would come through, I would think it would be Bob tonight. That's what I'm trying to like put that energy out there. Yeah, put it out there. But I don't even want to steal anything from anyone because I would think it would be Bob tonight. That's what I'm trying to put that energy out there. Yeah, put it out there.

But I don't even want to steal anything from anyone because I would much rather someone's son who died of cancer when he was a kid come through than Bob Saget for me because I don't have any unfinished business with Bob. But, you know, it would be nice to... I wouldn't be like, go away, Bob! But I'm not showing up being like, I hope I get

talked to. I don't know. I feel like if we could actually talk to ghosts, you would be in an insane asylum. Because also, can you turn it off? I feel like the real people who can talk to ghosts are like, there's just constantly ghosts coming at you trying to get your attention and you don't know where it's coming from.

No, he has to scribble on a piece of paper and channel it. He's got to tap in. I think it's something that we could probably all tap into, but certain people are wired to tap into it just like certain people are wired to be able to play classical piano and other people aren't like it's just a a thing brian's not buying this i'm not buying it i mean i did a podcast for seven years i talked to a lot of psychics i researched a lot of psychics a lot of them are bullshit a lot of psychics. I've researched a lot of psychics. I think a lot of them are bullshit. A lot of them are definitely bullshit. I don't know if this guy particularly is.

But I just feel like if you were actually able to talk to ghosts, you wouldn't also be able to leverage that to sell 3,000 seats at a theater. I think you'd be like... But the people around you might be. You'd look insane. You'd probably be living in a ratty apartment. And you might be bringing lots of happiness to people

when you do that. That's fine. That would fulfill you. be bringing lots of happiness to people when you do that. Well, that part of it's fine. If you're bringing happiness to people. He definitely, Tyler is so like earnest and like invested in these people and he feels great about it afterwards. And it really is draining to him. Like he has to stay inside

and like recuperate. Like he's hung over after he gives these readings. His mother drives him to all his. I know, he's so sweet. I love him so much. He doesn't even live with his mother. I know. It's so sweet. I love him so much. He doesn't even live with his mother. I know.

It's so cute. That show is amazing. Life After Death. Brian, we are going to give an update next week's show. Yeah. There's no way this... I just cannot believe

that this guy would be full of shit. I just... That's what me... I do think psychics are full of shit. I've never been to one in my life. I was the one who bought into this. I've seen plenty of psychics that are really shit. I've never been to one in my life. I've seen plenty of psychics that are really good. John Edwards.

Oh, I remember. We were obsessed with him. He had a TV show. He ran for president in 2004. Not that one. That was the other one. Yeah, he was good. Are you hoping Mimi comes through? No, I would rather have some other people.

Really? Mimi? I feel like she's good to go. Oh, really? You don't have any answers? I don't feel like she's suffering. Yes. No, I felt like she died correctly. I want to just know what Bob hit his head on. Can you just tell us that, Bob?

Can we just get that? He probably hit it on the shower. He slipped in the tub. No, he was not in the tub. There was no evidence of him taking a shower. Well, okay. Well, you're offering up a lot of things that are definitely what happened, but they're all different things.

So I want to know which one. He hit his head. Speaking of Bob Saget. He did. Well, we know that. Wasn't it cool at the end of Chappelle's latest Netflix special he had in the credits? Did you see the end credits where he showed pictures of him with celebrities? Yes, I sobbed when Bob Saget's picture came up.

It's Bob Saget and Norm. Chris was like, why are you crying all of a sudden? Yeah, I just started just, I don't know what about that does it to me, but it got me. Yeah, I really liked those credits. It was, I mean, the credits are, at the end of Chappelle's special, the song is, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man.

It's like, we know, you know, that you're the, it's, there's a lot of bravado going on with Mr. Chappelle. And, you know, he should. He's got to walk up. I can't imagine putting logos on my necklace. But maybe that's a cultural thing. And the sleeves of my shirt.

Oh, I've never noticed that. He does that. Yeah. What did you think of his special, Brian? I thought it was great. I really... Every time Chappelle goes on stage, I think the word that comes to mind is just compelling.

I just want to see what he's going to say next. I don't care so much if it's punchline, punchline, punchline with little disappointed that I'm not getting his true comedic take on the events of the day like he did in Killing Them Softly and his other special. I want to see in Chappelle's next special as a fan. I would love to see an hour of stand up that is a survey of him giving takes on like what's going on in the world similar to like what carlin would do or what he used to do as opposed to him kind of it's it's almost like the special is is less stand-up and more like church it's like you're sitting there listening to a sermon that's got funny moments in it but i'm also like there's sincere lessons to be learned in his show and I like that

I was compelled I watched a full hour without pausing it without getting up most stand up specials I can't watch in a sitting you can't do that yeah Chappelle's one sitting I was like I gotta see what he says next but I would like to see an hour

of Carlin-esque hour from Chappelle or a Killing Them Softly hour from Chappelle. Well, that's why I like when Burr and Chappelle used to go on late night talk shows and you just get little snippets of how they're feeling about this cultural moment right now.

Because they don't usually put it out there. Because it doesn't make it to the special by the time you get there or whatever. You just get these little bite-sized moments um i did you see kimmel's monologue about aaron rogers no chris just sent it to me it's funny he's just he just came back uh from break kimmel just came back from break uh last night i guess yeah and is just furious at aaron rogers who pretty much said something about him being on the Epstein list.

And you saw his monologue about him. And he was like, this guy, he literally thinks because he can throw a football well that he's an intelligent person. That somehow your brain is better than other people's. And I really liked that because I'm tired of upholding people for this talent. We don't need to hear your opinions on things.

Right. Even as a comedian, I'm good at like being. And he's been hit in the head so many times we don't trust him. Well, yeah,

that's true. Just kidding. Just kidding. I liked that part because I'm just tired of upholding, athletes especially. I know some of them

are intelligent, but I don't really, musicians, I don't really want to hear you talk. Actors, I don't want, just stick to what you're good at to hear you talk. Actors, I don't want... Just stick to what you're good at.

And I think people could say the same for me. Stick to telling jokes. We don't need to hear you. And I would say, you're right. I don't go on your field and throw a football. Why are you speaking words, Aaron? It was just... Jimmy does not hold back.

He's pissed off. No, I love this shit. I love older Jimmy. Anger really inspires. Yes. He's good. Once No, I love this shit. I love older Jimmy. Anger really inspires. Yes. He's good. Once he got gray hair in his beard, he became a different guy.

Yes. Yeah, it was refreshing. He had children. Oh, really? That's what changed him? No, he had children long ago. He has like 25 or 30-year-old kids. I figured that. He didn't long ago. He has like 25. He has like 30 year old kids. Yeah.

So he didn't change much. But listen, I'm open to changing someday. But I don't think I will. Maybe you got to ask Tyler Henry about that. Yeah. Looking for some answers there. Come to you.

Bob Saget tells me to have kids. If Bob tells you. That's his message from the afterlife. What would happen if Bob Saget. I would say easy. If Bob tells you. That's his message from the afterlife. What would happen if Bob Saget. I would say easy for you to say Bob as a man. Because of course I would like to be a dad. That's what I would say. I would do that in a second.

You are a great dad on TV. He was the best dad. He was a great dad. I think that's why we were so also collectively saddened was because he kind of you you know, America's Home Videos and Full House. Yeah. But I definitely, yeah.

I watched, I've been watching a lot of stuff. I watched Salt Burn. Oh, I haven't seen it. Yeah. No one's seen it there, right? No. Not yet. I have a screener.

I haven't watched it yet. What's it on? Oh, my God god it's on prime okay it's free on prime but my god we gotta go break i'll talk about it when i get back john stewart is back in the host chair at the daily show which means he's also back in our ears on the daily show ears edition podcast the daily Show podcast has everything you need to stay on top of today's news and pop culture. You get hilarious satirical takes on entertainment, politics, sports, and more from John and the team of correspondents and contributors.

The podcast also has content you can't get anywhere else, like extended interviews and a roundup of the weekly headlines. Listen to The Daily Show, ears edition on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. So I saw Salt Burn last night. I was home alone and I was like, I'm going to watch this movie that everyone's been telling me, Nikki, you need to watch it. And I've seen one scene where the guy, have you heard of anything about this movie, mom? It's gay,

right? You know, it's gay, a gay romance story. Oh no, I didn't know. Hardly a gay romance story. I mean,

it's, it's a thriller. Is there a penis in it? Cause I remember that from Joe's monologue. Penises. Yes. Yes. There is a,

there is a penis in it. Um, what is in it? I mean, the scene that I had heard about, and spoiler alert if you haven't heard about this, I went in knowing that the scene exists. It didn't change anything for me. A guy jerks off in a tub. He's taking a bath and he

ejaculates while he's taking the bath and then the water is being drained and some guy goes in after him and slurps up the drain. Like puts his mouth on the drain to slurp up. Oh, okay. The cum bath water. Like for the nutrients?

Yes. He is low on iron. And he's feeling peaked. And so, yeah, he gets in there. Yeah, it's a survival thing. Yeah, it's just peaked. And so, yeah, he gets in there. Yeah, it's a survival thing. Well, that's just weird. Yeah, it's just freaky. And you're just like, what is this?

I don't even care to watch it now. It's stomach turning. That is the least stomach turning thing that happens. And I don't really care. In this. There is one scene that I was like, I'm someone who says pretty crazy things. I'm not shy about it.

Don't tell us because no one wants to know. Lots of people have seen this movie. The scene where he's in the courtyard with the girl made me sick. Made me sick. And the other thing didn't. And I think people are trying to think that this was hot oh

what happened in that courtyard what is the plot of this movie the plot is thank you for asking yeah cause

there's this guy Jacob Elordi who is one of the hottest people to ever live I remember seeing him I first spotted this kid

in um deep water the psychological thriller with Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas that you love, Franji.

He was in that? He's the kid that, he's the kid that drowns at the party. Oh, isn't he, he's also in Euphoria. Oh,

is he? Oh my God, all these Euphoria kids. Good looking. So hot, and now they're all famous. And I was like, where'd they come from?

Like, I see them for the first time in their third, their second or third thing, and everyone's like yeah we knew about this person seven years ago household name when they were in season one of euphoria and i was like i didn't watch euphoria i don't know that jacob alorty he i pronounced it ellardy when i looked him up the first time that is wrong alorty i think it is he's so hot he's

just a striking is he the one that's come out of the tub he's the one that slurped the cum out of the tub? He's the one that came in the tub. He is this prized piece that everyone loves. Women, men, adults, young people, babies, animals. He just has this glow about him and it's being narrated by a guy who's like, the movie starts out like, did I love Felix?

Yeah, I love Felix, but was I in love with Felix? I don't know. And then it takes you back in time to 2006 and it's like a period piece of 2006 so there's like all these 2006 references and it's Felix and then this other guy Oliver who live at this um or who go to Oxford and it's their freshman year I believe it's their freshman year and Oliver takes a liking to Felix just like everyone does everyone loves Felix but Oliver sees him from afar. And Felix might be a little bisexual.

We don't know. Does Oliver have a chance with this guy who's like the most stunning popular guy on campus? And Oliver's just like this dorky kid who doesn't even have he has like one friend who's like and he dresses like Harry Potter on the first day. Like he's a nerd. But then all of a sudden this this guy like through circumstances becomes actually kind of friendly with them and now is there like maybe he's attracted to him and then it goes from there we don't know oh my god and it gets so wild what could be more crazy than slurping cum from a tub that's what i thought i thought that's where we would peak that's where it was gonna end

it how much crazier than that could it possibly get? We're not talking like a two girls one cup situation, right? No, but it's I feel like Slurp and Come from the Tub is pretty high up there in terms of what you could do in a film. I just know that I was texting Anya

as I was watching it because I can't watch things without someone so I had to be having a conversation and I was like, make it stop. End this movie. Let me out. Get me out. Please.

God, stop movies before and said, I'm not watching anymore. This was so close to the ending and it was so wild that I couldn't believe what was happening. And it's almost like one of the, I think that I might actually be pretty prudish because I think most people watch really horrifying stuff.

Like people who watch Saw movies and Hostel and all those things that are hereditary. This movie's nothing to those people. I've read those synopses. I've never seen anything like this. I've never seen a movie that is marketed to teens and cool kids

like a popularly marketed movie that is this fucking crazy and it makes me feel good that something's this insane out there that someone could write in a script this weird of stuff it almost feels like i think you should leave like you know when you watch i think you should leave and you go how i know i think this is funny but are the masses gonna ever understand this and you go oh my god it's really popular people get this it makes you feel good that like maybe what i'm doing is not so weird

if everyone seems to get this. Speaking of I think you should leave, I was at the after party at the Grammys. Not Grammys. Emmys. Creative Arts Emmys. They're all Emmys. They're all Emmys.

There's too many me. It's all about me, me, me. Yeah, it really is. Emmy, Grammy. It's all about me, me, me. Yeah, it really is. And I was at the after party, which was this glamorous event that was in this huge aircraft hangar thing. And it was one of the most beautiful things I've ever been to. It was like they were shooting it for a movie. It was gigantic.

And there's hundreds of people there. Probably like a thousand people in this huge area. There's a band that's playing amazing hits there's like food everywhere and there's sparkly lights it was gorgeous and there's celebrities all around and you know like Jeff Probst no I don't think he was there but

he left early yeah but Sam Richardson who is in I Think You Should Leave and Jeff Probst was yeah because he's so short yeah that's right Sam Richardson, who is in I Think You Should Leave. And Jeff Rose was. Yeah, because he's so short. Yeah, that's right. Sam Richardson, who is in I Think You Should Leave. He's also on Veep.

Detroiters. The black guy on Veep. Detroiters. Okay. I'm a huge fan. I think he's one of the best comedic actors. Nice. Going.

I mean, everything he does is so funny he was in um what was he nominated for that he um oh he was in uh ted lasso he played a guy this season on ted lasso remember mom you're nodding along but you don't remember i don't remember he did a great showing on ted lasso this season anyway chris and i are like obsessed with i think you should leave and detroiters which he is like one of the co-stars of Detroiters. And Detroiters was on TV in like 2018, 19. Like, it's been a while. I don't know.

It was on Comedy Central. It's amazing. It was the, remember when I played you the clip Bick and Bones? Yes. That's Detroiters. Oh, oh, those guys. Those guys. Yeah.

That guy. Yeah. Canceled for no reason at all. Really? Well, I think he, I mean, it shouldn't have been it's but i can't imagine that show still being on right detroit i mean some shows i think just need to end like do you go on forever i mean well there was one season wasn't it just one season that canceled three it was three yeah buddy no no way they gave it a good shot no and it's so good yeah there's three seasons you

don't even need to google this i know this i'm watching it right now so at the end of season two is one of my favorite scenes ever they're pitching their ad execs that are pitching to quicken loans the bank and they're both bad ad execs right like they don't know what they're doing they're um they're trying to make a new ad campaign for quick and loans and it's just a very short scene but in preparation for this in preparation for this pitch they're like pitching out on ideas and tim robinson's character just goes okay let's just like let's think about it okay quick and loans so that's him that's the white guy the black guy with him is the guy that i'm talking about yeah what's his name sam richardson okay so tim robinson's character is going quick and loans quick and quick and loans pick and bones and then and he looks like that's something and then sam richardson's character is like um why

is our first instinct to rhyme everything and he goes well don't question the process and by the way pick and bones ain't nothing and so there's just this moment where the first thought is quick and loans pick and bones cut to they present this thing they're presenting to quick And by the way, Bick and Bones ain't nothing. And so there's just this moment where the first thought is Quicken Loans, Bick and Bones. Cut to, they present this thing. They're presenting to Quicken Loans and they go, we've come up with a mascot. You guys need a mascot because people want to get a loan, but they don't trust you. If you had a mascot, they'd trust you. And this is several scenes later from Bick and Bones when they said that originally.

And then they decide to abandon the pitch and they leave up this poster board that has the mascot shrouded behind a curtain. And the people in the board meeting are like, well, we got to see what they were going to pitch for this mascot. And they pull back the curtain. It's just a skeleton that's wearing a top hat. And his name is Bickin Bones. It's the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life.

And I, Chris made me sweatpants and a sweatshirt with Bick and Bones on it and the character on it. My phone screen is Bick and Bones because it just makes me laugh all day long. It's just a shitty image because you can't, oh, he doesn't even have a top hat. He's just a skeleton. For some reason, I thought that, but Bick and Bones, Quicken Loans. I say it all the time. I say Bick and Bones.

I'm obsessed. So Sam Richardson, final thought, I'm at the after party, Sam Richardson, but which by the way, Chris and I have already clocked that he's there because we were at the event

and we're like, oh my God, Sam's here. Oh my God, it would be so cool to talk to him. I've met Sam before years and years ago, probably 2017. Chris and I were broken up.

Sam was not Bick and Bones to us yet. It wasn't Detroiters to me yet it wasn't detroiters to me he was just on veep to me at that time which was still a huge deal right but i remember meeting him at a party and being very nervous and i think i bombed on that set at this like house party he was at it was a weird setting for a comedy show at a house party but um he was really nice to me afterwards and i think we've maybe dm'd over the years like just said good job about something but i didn't i don't feel like i know him he i feel a tap on my shoulder it's him at the after party and was like nikki and i was like sam

richardson and i and chris is still walking the direction i was just walking before i turned around so i grabbed chris and i'm like i cook sam and so chris is like sam knows who you are like chris and i were broken up when i met sam so like he wouldn't even know that i know him and i don't think and i it's not something that i'd be like we've dm before chris like i so it was really cool that chris was like wait why are you talking to our favorite person ever and then i go sam you won't even believe it and i go we are watching detroiters right now we're late to the game but it's the greatest show ever he's like oh that's so awesome and i go i go look at my what my phone screen is he was like he was even like i don't even get that

reference i mean it was such a nothing moment if he didn't say that he was like that's amazing i go my my christmas gift was a sweatshirt with pick and bones written on it so it's just this great moment where i was sharing this very obscure thing from this thing that he did it was so fun and um i also met laurie grenier from shark tank yeah. Love. Yeah. We were both wearing the same color. We had the same color hair. We kind of looked alike. I saw your picture. That was very exciting.

It's so cute. We were walking out and I was like, should I say something? Like, Chris and I both walked by her like, that's Lori. Did she know who you were? She did because I presented. Well, I know. But did she know who you were before that, do you think? Questionable, but I wouldn't be surprised if she didn't.

But it wasn't like I was like. She came up and was like, your podcast Host Nikki Glaser right Yeah I listen to your podcast She was so nice But I was a little bit worried because I Wanted to say something to her but it was the end of the night We were on our way out and we had just said goodbye to so Many people and we kept getting stopped and it was just like

And then I was like no It's too I have to say something I just I have to follow my own rule if you Respect a celebrity you like their work, you've got to tell them. I went back and I was like, I put down all this plates of food that I was stealing to take to my car. I was like, Lori,

I love you. She was like, oh, you were fantastic. She was like, my heart is comedians. When I see a comedian, I just think, my heart. I don't know what that meant, but she loves us. She loves comedians. She loves see a comedian, I just think, my heart. I don't know what that meant. Oh, well, that's sweet. But she loves us. She loves comedians. She loves what female comics especially have done.

We all have to stick together. She was. Lori's usually, I'm out. But she was in. She was in. She was so in. And she asked for my number. She gave me her phone.

And she said, put in your number. And I thought, this is never going to happen. And she texted me today. And asked for the pictures that we took., this is never going to happen. She texted me today and asked for the pictures that we took. Oh my God. I know. She's a big fan. She might come see me at the Hollywood Bowl on May 9th with Taylor Tomlinson and Michelle Buteau and Sarah Silverman. Yes. Taylor Tomlinson is

on that list too. Yeah. Wow. When is that? What a lineup. When is that? May 9th. You'll be there. Can I come? Yeah, you'll be come. It's the Hollywood Bowl. I'll probably never be there again. I love the Hollywood Bowl. Yeah.

Who have you seen there? Steely Dan. Steely Dan. Who took you there? You did. You were doing a show and you were sent us to get babysat by. Yeah, because you guys didn't want to come to the show. And so you were visiting me in LA and I go, Steely Dan is at the bowl.

I'm going to have Steely Dan babysit you guys for the night. It was awesome. Yeah. It was one of the best concerts. Jack Black. I'm going to have Steely Dan babysit you guys for that. It was awesome. Yeah. It was one of the best. Jack Black, I'd do it again. Oh my God, we loved it. I love Steely Dan. Just so you know,

so Detroiters, I've done the research now, two seasons, 10 episodes per season. So it's only 20 episodes total. Wait, it's not three seasons? No, it's two seasons. And they were hoping for a third season and got canceled. And according to an interview in the IndieWire, Sam Richardson... What a fucking know-it-all

I was. Okay. Sam Richardson, not happy about the demise of Detroiters. They really wanted a third season and then Comedy Central went ahead and fucked it up, essentially. Huge mistake. What a fuck up. Because that show found its voice

right away it usually takes a season to find figure out what a show is that show is so good can you imagine the bidding war the show you've watched imagine detroiters never came out can you imagine the bidding war that would occur if tim robertson and sam richardson for the first time were pitching a show together something Something right now? Yeah, something right now. I mean, these guys' stars have skyrocketed. So Comedy Central had this. What is Comedy Central supposed to do if something's not performing well

ratings-wise? Just keep investing in it? I'm not trying to be on their side because I get that they fucked me over too. They've also given me amazing opportunities. But what are they supposed to do, Brian, if people aren't watching it, even if it's gold? The reason they decided

to cancel it despite the fan base is because of low ratings. But Sam Richardson says in the IndieWire interview that it had low ratings because of decisions that Comedy Central made.

I wouldn't disagree with that. Yeah. So like one of the things they did was season two, they held on to because he believes they were probably trying to shop it to some other network. And then when they didn't find a buyer for it, they did a summer release

and it was like up against sports basically. And so it's like, why would anybody, nobody watches TV this way. If they have the opportunity to watch the NBA finals live or a Comedy Central sitcom, they're going to watch the NBA finals. And then kind of what happened with Not Safe, they don't put stuff, especially at the time,

they don't put stuff online until way after it came out. So it's like, how do people kept going up to Sam Richardson, according to the article saying, how do I watch season two of Detroiters? How do I watch it? And he goes, well, you have to download the CC app and that's how you watch it. And of course, nobody's going to do that. A great example of this is the final season of Broad City, one of the most popular shows on Comedy Central of all time. Most people did not

watch the final season of Broad City until eight months after it came on air because it then was released on Hulu. You couldn't see it for eight months. Wow. Like, Ally is a huge Broad City fan. She watched every episode multiple times.

And then the last season came out, and she couldn't see it. She couldn't watch it anywhere. It wasn't on anything. And you know that Comedy Central, they used to, at least, wait exorbitant amounts of time before they allowed it

to be on places like Hulu. And so, that's kind of what happened to detroiters and then it was canceled and fizzled out and they would have done a season three they were waiting for it the way you just said wait they were gonna wait it sounded exactly like the guy at stop like for blind people wait wait wait wait. Let me say something, Brian, that was amazing. You just looked that up and- Synthesized it.

He synthesized so much in such a little amount of time. Oh my God. That was amazing. Well, I had a little bit of the information already in my head because I knew there was, I've read this article before, I think, about this because like, why is Detroiters, why? Only 20 episodes? Yeah, last time we got done with the podcast, mom just goesrian is so smart well you just know so much brian he really does and then you just dug that up so quickly and it's and it's google you don't know how to google

things yes i do i'm a great googler i thought i thought i was a a good googler but yeah i learned this brian's really good whenever i don't know something i, but no. I learned this with- Ryan's really good. Whenever I don't know something, I look it up. And I learned this from being married to Allie, where I realized that most people, when they don't know something, they don't go look it up to try to learn it. Right. Oh, I do. Like, Allie never goes to look it up. If we're driving past a college on the road, it's like Pierce College, some small college,

I'll be like, I wonder what that college is all about. Like how many people go to that college? I'll go look that up and then learn about Pierce college and Allie wouldn't. So if we're on the road and I'm driving, that's not interesting. I think that's what she probably would if she was interested in it. But that's why I know about things because I just, whenever I see something like that,

I just look it up And then I know it Well you're just interested Yeah And your brain has Can hold a lot of Details and stuff Obviously

Yeah So that must be it Yeah It's pretty cool I'm trying to think of any Other Highlights I have from The after party

How long did you stay? We probably stayed an hour and a half Where was it it was a pretty long time it was out it was in downtown la at the convention center oh at the center and it was at the center yeah sorry would you change your outfit um no traffic was not bad getting down there oh i it was there was like a lot they're getting down there you know i come from west hollywood all the way to downtown la it was like a 40 minute drive in the car my dress cannot be wrinkled so i'm just like i first sat normally and then i all of a sudden looked down i'm like oh my god it's so wrinkled and i'm like oh no there's a red carpet like the reason you do these things is for the red carpet you just want to get that photo the event

itself doesn't matter everything is about what you post on instagram having that photo on the red carpet saying you were there like i could take a million photos in the lobby of my hotel and it doesn't do what it does if you have a red carpet one it doesn't speak to the industry i'm part of this i'm moving i'm shaking i'm literally shaking because it's freezing outside was it yes but they didn't have a red carpet when I first got there. I was like, what? Sometimes you get to things and they go... This happened before.

Yes, it did happen before. I was late for the Critics' Choice Awards carpet, but this time there was no carpet. I go, there's no carpet? What am I here for? No offense, but we all want a picture. I've spent $5,000 getting styled for this freaking thing. Right. Then they go, no, it's after. picture i've spent five thousand dollars getting styled for this freaking thing right and um and

then they go no it's after so i did get a red carpet picture but it was after i presented oh so you could steam your dress out so i went they pulled me to go see my dress backstage before i presented an hour and a half before i presented so i am in these dolce and gabbana heels that are amazing they hurt so i was standing for an hour and a half before i even went so this is backstage standing oh and then thank god i had a i gave my ladies gave me a blazer to wear with my thing because i was freezing and then i present the award and then i have to go walk around and do the red carpet and different press stuff and then finally back to the seat and then afterwards we have to walk to the convention center which is about a quarter of a mile

and it is freezing outside it's like chicago february you're wearing those heels yes it was i by the time i got to the party i was like i want to go home i i can't i go the and i was trying to get him to understand i was like imagine you got caught your foot in a bear trap and now you have to walk with that on your foot like it's already hurt just sitting still but now you have to walk like i i'm so over this i was hobbled but then the night i couldn't walk anywhere i wasn't able to socialize we had to leave earlier than we probably would have wanted to and chris couldn't carry you he could have but i didn't want to be the girl being carried i didn't want to be the girl that happened yeah you could I mean really I should have brought flats next time I will bring flats

I learned my lesson but it's like that ruins the look though you need a bag that will hold your flats but then your bag ruins your outfit so you have to have your boyfriend hold the bag and then he looks stupid then my bag broke and Tums

and Pepto Bismol went flying everywhere on the floor when i was looking for chris i was already walking alone in this party and everyone's looking at me like that girl's alone oh my god and then my bag i felt like what the straps kind of give away and then it it fucking spilled even more yes all my id a hundred dollar bill tums and pepto bismol scattered everywhere wait those are are tablets No, the Tums were in a container The liquid Pepto-Bismol? No, little tablets But still, it was just everywhere on the carpet

So embarrassing, because I was already looking alone At a party, like a girl looking for someone For a really long time, and I could tell people She looked sad and desperate, but I kind of didn't care But then my bag broke, and I really didn't care Could have been worse, could have been like gas sex and emodium or something. Yeah. Or drugs. It could have been coke.

Yes. Yeah, that would have been, people would have been like, let me get in on that. It's cool. I'll be your friend. You don't have to be lonely anymore, little girl. I would have been talking to people already if I was on coke. I was so not in that frame of mind

of like yeah when your feet hurt when you're in pain but like I said before you have a headache you should get out of life you're in pain

with your feet no you don't want to do anything and I looked around trying to find Chris at this thing where was he I said to Chris

I go I can't find you because imagine every woman is dressed in the same dress imagine how difficult that would be even though we're all different sizes and have different color hair right imagine how impossible it would be to find you everyone's every man is in the same fucking thing yeah which i feel bad for you guys because you can't express yourself where was he he was because he had so many people there i sent him off a lot of times because i was like i just want to stay at this table.

And he would come back for me, but then I would wait and wait. And I'd go, actually, I think I can walk. And I'd start just like tiptoeing around. It's all about you moving around. Men can express themselves. Timothy Chalamet, he was wearing a chocolate themed suit. That's true. From Tom Ford. He would have found him.

Oh, Kid Cudi was all, I was like, I I told someone His wife or girlfriend is the only person who can find him Because he was wearing this bedazzled Sequined Pink tux and I was like what a lucky lady Yeah Can you believe There was an event where At the same event

They were celebrating Salt burn where a guy slurps up cum From a tub and Wonka. It's the same event. We're giving awards out. Was Saltburn being celebrated? I don't know. I thought it got an award. Did anyone win awards for it?

It was mentioned anyway. That's all it needs to be. I think you need to see it. It's so nuts. I probably will see this. It's nuts. Dad will be uncomfortable because it's G-A-Y. Yeah. And I just think straight men are still not on board with

that. They get nervous. They should be. I like that this is but it's I love what? He's going hmm. But I mean even dad's friends made a comment about that guy with nail polish on that was on our show.

Those were neighbors, older neighbors. Okay. Dad's older neighbors, people that dad was playing ping pong with or something. Oh, they said. There was a gay man on We Are Family who won $75,000 because he guessed my name and he had painted nails. He wasn't even like a flaming. It doesn't even matter. A lot of straight guys do it now.

He's a guy with painted nails. Yeah, that's what i said people came up my dad was like hanging with some old men and they were like oh i bet you well i bet you really wanted to hug that guy they were like making homophobic jokes yeah about this guy and my dad was like i did want to hug him he was amazing yeah he was the nicest guy ever and he just won a bunch of money because he guessed my daughter's name and they were like i bet you did he would have loved that it's just like kid what is this a weird buddy comedy from 1988 i like don't even know who talks like that anymore i that was they're nervous it's

really eye-opening yeah only a few more years until it's a thing of the past because those people i don't know oh yeah because they'll be dead that's true all right all right silver lining noah over here yeah she's looking to the future She's raising the next generation Yeah but the next generation will have their own thing That sucks too Everyone says that like over the course of time The racist people will die And then we'll eventually reach this nirvana

But every generation is going to have Some shit that they suck And they need to die for It'll never end it's just going to be endless generations Of shit It's true Because to be endless generations of shit. It's true. We're all jealous of the younger generation because they're a little bit because they're younger.

Three generations from now, there's going to be so many gay guys that the straight people will be the minority and then they're going to be weird and nervous around the straight guys. Can't wait. That's going to be fun. Let's get there. We'll be back next week to there alright guys we'll be dead

we will be back next week to talk about Tyler Henry that we're going to see tonight I can't wait so stay tuned for that and next week we are also going to be on the road

Brian and I are going to be in Fort Pierce and Daytona Beach, Florida Friday and Saturday that's the 19th and 20th of January come see us there

can't wait to meet you guys what's that show in May? The May show? At the Hollywood Bowl. Oh, the Hollywood Bowl. May 9th. If you're in the LA area,

plan a trip to LA around it. You get to see me, Taylor Tomlinson, Michelle Butoh, and Sarah Silverman. Unbelievable. That's going to be insane at the Hollywood Bowl.

Iconic. I can't even believe it. It's crazy. It's so cool. I don't even know. I don't know what order we're going in. That'll be weird. That'll be really interesting. I guess. Wow. Yeah. It's crazy. It's so cool. I don't even know. I don't know what order we're going in. That'll be weird. That'll be really interesting.

I guess. Wow. Yeah. That's always like a weird thing where you're like, whose ego is going to prevail on this? Yeah. We all want to be in the closer position

because we'd all like to think we're like the best because the closer is probably the best person on the show. Who is it again? It's Michelle Buteau, Taylor Tomlinson, Nikki Glaser.

Me and Sarah Silverman. I'll probably open. I feel like I will take the hit as the least. Me and Sarah Silverman. I'll probably open. I feel like I will take the hit as the least famous person of all those people. I don't care. I don't even know who Michelle Berto is. But you wouldn't know who I was either. But I'm your daughter. Is the closer?

Sarah Silverman probably closes. She's got the most experience. She'll close. Yeah, we'll see. I'm okay with opening. I'll open. That'll be fine. I just want to be able...

I want to sing at some point in that place. I think we need to do a musical thing. I might get the girls together to come up with some kind of fun closing thing. That sounds fun to me. I don't know. We'll see. Alright guys, get those tickets and don't be kidding. Watch Salt Burn and let me know what you

think. Jon Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show which means he's also back in our ears Thank you.