The Nikki Glaser Podcast - #419 An In Depth Look At Noa's Wedding...

Episode Date: February 28, 2024

Everyone's getting ready to kick back and enjoy some downtime! Nikki's adventuring down under in Australia, while Noa's tying the knot. Amidst all the excitement, Nikki delves into the chilling last w...ords of Sam Kinison. Meanwhile, she's also intrigued by DMT, but Brian's not vibing with the idea of being too disconnected from reality. And hey, misspelling Brian's name? Definitely not cool. Speaking of uncoolness, what's the deal with all these new words invading our vocab? But amidst it all, Nikki's counting down the days until Taylor Swift drops her latest album, because, let's be real, she saw that one coming. And in our Final Thought, big love goes out to Jacqueline Novak and her absolutely stellar special, "Get On Your Knees." Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free, and get exclusive bonus content: https://apple.co/nikkiglaserpodcast  . Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:01:30 We're an army in comparison to him. From novel, listen to The Bunny Trap on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. podcast. Here's Nikki. Hello, here I am. It's Nikki Glazer podcast. I'm Nikki Glazer. Welcome to the show. We're doing one a week, two weeks in a row. Is that correct, Noah? Yes, one a week. Because you and I are both on vacation. I'm in Australia right now. And where are you? I'm getting married. Oh, holy shit. I'm so glad we dedicated half an episode to my Australia trip and didn't even mention what a good friend I am. Not knowing the timeline of my friend's lives.
Starting point is 00:02:16 The most important moment. I don't talk about it. It's me. I don't talk about myself. I don't know how to talk about myself. So, okay. Let me ask you about that.
Starting point is 00:02:23 If you're someone who doesn't talk about themselves a lot, Brian's here as well. Hi, Brian. Hello. So, someone who doesn't talk about themselves a lot, I project what I experience when people don't know things about my life that I feel like they should. Or I don't, I'm not really bad
Starting point is 00:02:39 about it. I actually am very forgiving and I understand like if someone doesn't, I've maybe gotten hurt one or two times when someone doesn't remember something that i think they should but as someone who doesn't expect people or doesn't talk about it very openly do you get hurt when people don't remember significant things in your life at like friends that are like you know no you don't you're not at all so that's interesting so that that works then You don't reveal a lot, you don't expect a lot back. Right. Well, I try not to have any expectations of people
Starting point is 00:03:10 because it always leads to disappointment. But it's so healthy. I should be better at talking about myself. And I learned how to- I had to learn how to do that in therapy. I did not learn how to do that at home or growing up. Yes, back to therapy. A little bit better at it,
Starting point is 00:03:27 but when it's big occasions where I'm the center of attention, I don't know how to do it. What's uncomfortable about it for you? I think it's like all eyes on me makes me feel very uncomfortable. But what is that fear? What's going to happen if all the eyes are on you? Or do you even know How to articulate it It's just
Starting point is 00:03:47 It's just scared It is It's very Yeah We're waiting for your reply Yes What's your reply We're all wearing sunglasses
Starting point is 00:03:56 I'm wearing sunglasses Noah's wearing Um Swim goggles And Brian is wearing Um Like science lab goggles Yeah
Starting point is 00:04:04 Or Or um Tim Allen Nerd on a basketball court. Oh yeah. Robert Ori. Yeah. That guy, he's probably doing the right thing. I bet in 10 years,
Starting point is 00:04:13 everyone's going to wear goggles and be like, it's like the ski helmet thing. If you go skiing, there was, we'll get back to Noah's wedding eventually. But there is, if you go skiing, if you were someone who's skied frequently in the past
Starting point is 00:04:26 15 years i would say 15 to 20 years there was a time where no one wore uh protective gear on their head no one wore helmets at all it's like children to like adults but pros no one did it and then like so you know we lost sunny bono uh natashao, Natasha Richardson, Liam Neeson's wife also died from falling skiing. There was some like couples, there was some, a Kennedy, I think, skied into a tree or something. There's been, so there was like awareness about it, but then there was a shift overnight. I mean, there was maybe a period of 10, 15 years that I didn't go skiing regularly, but it went from no one wears helmets to everyone. And we go like, how could it's like smoking on planes? How could we have thought this was good? But smoking on planes that took like decades to happen. It was, well,
Starting point is 00:05:13 it was overnight except for the fact that you didn't ski for 15 years. Yes, I know. But like, that's still a short amount of time for something to shift so drastically. I do acknowledge that. Yes, that's part of it that That I did miss a big window there. But doesn't that seem pretty fast for something to be that overhauled? Back in the 70s, like hardly anybody wore seatbelts. Yeah, that's a good point. I guess by the 90s, seatbelts were like absolutely ubiquitous. And by the way, if you don't wear a seatbelt, you're such an idiot.
Starting point is 00:05:45 I keep forgetting. You by the way, if you don't wear a seatbelt, you're such an idiot. I keep forgetting. You are the biggest idiot. I keep forgetting this. And then every five or six years, I look this piece of information up and I relearn it and I go, what? And that piece of information is that, you know, Sam Kinison died in a
Starting point is 00:06:00 car crash? Oh, yeah. I forget that. And every five years, I look it up. Dude, that story behind that, do you know the whole story so he was driving what i know is this he was driving back from vegas after getting married it was yeah he got married for like the second or maybe third time i'm gonna have you guys pull up this clip on youtube of sam kinnison the story of him dying but he was at the peak of his life i think he was so he was probably so happy and then a drunk driver uh swerved into his lane hit him head on and he i don't like two lane highways it's probably because this fucking story i saw on vh1 one time about his death
Starting point is 00:06:37 but he was not wearing a seat belt yeah big mistake yeah you're so stupid like i always tell and i don't you're an idiot in the sense that, like, you're just, you're kind of an idiot if you don't do it. And I mean that with love because Chris often doesn't wear a seatbelt because I think, I don't even know what it is. I just always try to remind him,
Starting point is 00:06:55 if you die because you weren't wearing a seatbelt when you easily could have been, everyone kind of goes, oh, it was their fault. Like, you are looked at as kind of an idiot. Like, you kind of go, well, they had it coming. Like you are looked at as kind of an idiot. Like you kind of go, well, they had it coming. Like not really. It's still tragic.
Starting point is 00:07:09 But I go, you don't want to die that way with a story that it's because you weren't wearing a seatbelt. Were you also wearing a backpack with one strap on? Like, were you also wearing sunglasses and had your backwards cap on? Like, it's just like,
Starting point is 00:07:21 it's all these dumb things. And it's like, it doesn't look cool. Were you also smoking a cigarette? It looks cool, but it's just like it's all these dumb things and it's like it doesn't look cool we're also smoking a cigarette it looks cool but it's bad for you you walk around your backpack you walk around your backpack unzipped so if somebody robs you you can't complain that's true
Starting point is 00:07:35 I actually you're so right I would not I don't I would think that I wouldn't complain I'd go I did it to myself but I just don't think that happens that often but if you and also and I've said this point before, but it absolutely bears repeating. When someone's not wearing a seatbelt in the car with you, they are a threat to you because if the car flips, their body flails all around and knocks you in the face and you get head trauma from their body, that's going 60 miles an hour or whatever it is in your direction.
Starting point is 00:08:03 That's what happens. So I always say to Chris, I'm not even asking you for this for you. It's for me. I don't want to die. So will you put this on for me? Because sometimes people go, I don't care if I died. It's like, will you care about me? It's nice to other people. It's like not looking at your phone during a
Starting point is 00:08:20 movie. It's also for the person that hits you. I've learned from that. What was it? It's also you wear a seatbelt for the person that hits you. I've learned from that. What was it? It's also you wear a seatbelt for the person that hits you because if they hit you and then you die because you're not wearing a seatbelt, then that person just killed somebody. Oh, I didn't even
Starting point is 00:08:36 think about that. If you were wearing a seatbelt, you might not have died. You just caused so much trauma for that person. And also, do you really want to die going through a windshield? Or worse. Does that sound good to you windshields are pretty strong now you'd probably just hit the windshield and make that like crack oh dear let's change the subject yeah oh god it's not like sam kinnison no we can i say something cool about the sam kinnison thing and this is the thing that i like am really so he he's someone
Starting point is 00:09:03 that like saw god when he was dying so like i think it was who was opening for him was right behind him was it henry rollins it was matt rife he was around back then he's that's how good his work is yeah he is 67 um no uh it was some comedian i think it was henry rollins i'm remembering this vh1 thing that was calling up like called like behind the funny or something and And there was a clip about this guy. It wasn't even a clip. I saw the show when it was on VH1. I think it was Henry Rollins for some reason.
Starting point is 00:09:31 But someone that looked like him following behind Sam Kinison as he crashed. So he came upon the crash immediately and held him as he died. And when Sam Kinison was dying, what was his last words? Noah or Brian, will you look up his last words because he said it oh okay oh he said i don't want to die and i don't want to die and then he goes oh yes that was the story he goes i don't want to die i don't want to and then he just looked relaxed and he goes oh okay and just like drifted off the story oh that's sad it was a 17 year old who was driving the other car oh that 17 year old but drunk driver and i i say this if you drive drunk you should have your head cut off if you
Starting point is 00:10:13 drive drunk one time you should have your head cut off no it was his brother who was following him no i you know the drunk driving thing i I got to say, I, yes, horrible, horrible, horrible. But the person who's deciding to drive drunk is drunk. You know, like I have compassion because they are hopefully an alcoholic, but the choice to drink knowing that you could end up driving is so reckless when you're of your right state of mind. And I don't believe in free will, but when you're of your right state of mind and you
Starting point is 00:10:42 decide to drink when you know you could drive, um, yeah, you piece of shit but i do his last words yes so it wasn't okay okay okay it was before that okay um so basically literally his oh no it was oh wow oh wow oh he was seeing um the iphone 17 in his head he was picturing the 18 he was like oh god they're gonna be so great and then he died left us with nothing okay uh okay so um his brother with uh the help of friend carl labove so basically yes kinnison began to look off into the distance and began talking to a force unseen he said yes ready i don't want to die i don't want to die he told the force labov explained it was as if he was having a conversation talking to someone unseen somebody else but some unseen person yeah uh oh wow and then he asked but why
Starting point is 00:11:41 then paused again and then responded, okay, okay, okay. Yeah, that was the story. It was like, you saw him grappling with the idea of death and then when it suddenly was imminent, he was so okay with it. And I remember watching that and feeling really happy that that was the outcome.
Starting point is 00:12:00 I was like, okay, that made me not scared of death because he seemed, they described him as so at peace. And maybe that's the story They're telling themselves And they don't remember it correctly And you know whatever He was actually going No
Starting point is 00:12:09 Yeah Don't take me That's what he did He was a screamer He would go on stage And he'd scream And then his last words Were a whisper
Starting point is 00:12:17 That's not That's not his persona Sounds fake to me No but you know what it is It's just DMT being released in your brain that's the last chemical that gets released
Starting point is 00:12:27 into your brain before you die and you start to see all these things and you generally this wave of calm washes over you that's the
Starting point is 00:12:33 that's the one thing that sucks about about being a suicide bomber that's so nice oh they don't get that they don't if you blow up or something like that
Starting point is 00:12:42 you don't get that final DMT hit that makes you feel calm and comfortable and potentially see something where your body like knows it's going. So it sends off this chemical, but you don't have that because it's so fast. Shit. Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:12:54 That's a reason to not be a suicide bomber. Yeah. That's such a reason to not. Yeah. Do not blow your brains out. You have to have that moment. Fuck, dude. Yeah. You just blew my mind because yeah i want to trip dmt someday but i want it to be when i'm dying yeah i want to experience it but i'm i would be so scared before then like what's the one that neil brennan did that he said i think dmt was what neil brennan did
Starting point is 00:13:19 yes and he said um it was horrific he can't describe what happened he truly like i've tried he's such an articulate person he cannot describe what happened but he does not get depressed anymore i haven't checked on him since then um is he okay actually no i haven't checked out but he said that it switched his brain off it worked it cured his depression his lifelong depression that he was seeking for um treatment for for so long he did it but. But he said the experience he had, he would never do again for a billion dollars. I believed him. He was like, it was the worst thing ever. He couldn't really describe
Starting point is 00:13:52 what was the worst thing, but he suffered like he would have flashbacks to it for a couple months, but that it cured his depression. His horrible suicidal manic depression. But he also wouldn't wish it on his worst enemy. So I'm like oh okay great I'm glad there's a solution out there
Starting point is 00:14:08 that's the worst thing possible but then on the other side of it you're fine no I don't know I don't like roller coasters people do shrooms and they have revelations people do ayahuasca but the one drug where I've seen people take and then legitimately permanently change is DMT
Starting point is 00:14:24 no it's DMT change is DMT. People do DMT and they become a different person. It doesn't happen to everybody, obviously, but for some people that I have known, they do DMT and then they become totally disconnected from outcomes. It changes
Starting point is 00:14:42 their personality, which is maybe healthy or whatever, but it also makes it from outcomes. Yes. Yeah. I wonder if I want to be, I would love to be disconnected from self and other judgment, but from outcomes, I guess that would actually be pretty freeing in a lot of ways. Well, it's part of being disconnected from yourself because you're now viewing yourself as part of the whole of the universe. So your own personal success is not really a factor. It's like your success.
Starting point is 00:15:07 Oh my God. It would absolutely change me then. If that was the realization that I was able to come to, I wouldn't be able to do anything I do. Yeah. My life. It would be impossible. If I didn't feel like I was a special individual that needed special,
Starting point is 00:15:24 or like need, like, I don't know. Do you, do you think that you need love still? You just don't seek it in, in validating ways or whatever. I think you just feel the love of the universe.
Starting point is 00:15:33 I don't know. I've never done it, but from what the people have described to me, I know, I knew two, two people who changed dramatically. And then a few other people who took it and just like had revelations, but the two people that changed dramatically,
Starting point is 00:15:44 they just felt like they were constantly feeling the love of the universe and perhaps they were in a state of bliss. But I have to say, from an outsider's perspective, it makes you almost insufferable. Oh yeah, I don't want to become that. Just this floaty... You're just too happy.
Starting point is 00:16:00 What do you want for dinner tonight? It doesn't matter what we eat for dinner. Who cares?'s just eat enjoy the fruits of of whatever the fuck they say yeah like i don't care but it's just like i don't care like it's a different side of yeah like when you're depressed you're like i don't care i don't know everything's just yeah it's one of these guys went really nuts though he really so much gratitude He really... So much gratitude. Too much gratitude. Too grateful for everything.
Starting point is 00:16:27 We all know this person on Instagram and TikTok. The person that's just always able to conjure this like, you need to love yourself. And as a woman who's aging, it's your duty. I'm like, you have perfect hair and you have perfect skin. You're 60. You look 34. This is all very easy for you to say, man.
Starting point is 00:16:46 But it's like, maybe that's what's behind. Yeah. She like is leaning into her. She's actually so beautiful. And I do get a lot from her videos. But on days where I'm not feeling very good about myself, this woman irritates me because I'm like, if I looked like you, I wouldn't really give a shit about my looks either. But that's not fair. She's still allowed to have opinion about that stuff and try to promote, you know, like
Starting point is 00:17:10 Jamila Jamil. I always almost fuck up her name. And that's so embarrassing. I just don't say her name fully. I just call her Jamila and then when I have to throw in the next name that sounds very similar. I'm not being not saying anything. I just mix it up. I get nervous
Starting point is 00:17:25 it's the same as when i say take for granted and grant i i want to say granite and i get so nervous that i for i want to say granted but i get so nervous when i'm about to say it that i fuck it up i i struggle with people's names so much and i'm always really embarrassed when i have to bring someone up on stage that has a weird name that I think I might mispronounce and therefore insult their ethnicity. I get so nervous and then I end up doing it every time. It's so embarrassing. Yeah. People say my name wrong all the time and I don't get upset about it. I don't care at all. My dad is very like, they said Glasser. And I'm like, it doesn't matter. I mean, it was just a show
Starting point is 00:18:05 at the funny bone. It doesn't, it's fine. One time in an email to Kelly who edits our videos, I said, I'm missing brains because I didn't have Brian's video
Starting point is 00:18:18 or something. Yes, brain must happen all the time to you. Oh, God. He's like, I'm missing your brain. Yeah, sometimes I'll get like spam emails
Starting point is 00:18:29 that say, dear brain. And it's like, couldn't even fucking get it right in your spam email. Yeah, that would just be bots copying and pasting. Maybe you didn't get it
Starting point is 00:18:38 right somewhere. That actually does bother me. Brain bothers me for some reason. Whereas if someone says fringe or frangie or something like that I'm not brain should bother you but brain funny though
Starting point is 00:18:49 that bothers me because yeah that's why it bothers me because people find it so funny to say brain frangie and it's like why because I'm wearing these goggles is that why it does it kind of suits you you are a brainiac I would say yeah I take that as a compliment right of suits you. You are a brainiac, I would say.
Starting point is 00:19:05 Yeah. You take that as a compliment, right? Who doesn't want to be a brainiac? I would love to be a brainiac. A brainiac means I've never had sex, though, I feel like. Yeah, it kind of does.
Starting point is 00:19:15 That's what it does imply, but it doesn't have to. Not the one that I, you, this, you are a brainiac that fucks a lot, for sure.
Starting point is 00:19:22 Yeah, that's right. They are out there. That's my persona, too. Isn't getting brain a sexual act? I got brain. She gives good brain. Oh.
Starting point is 00:19:33 All right. Is that when your dick goes all the way up there? Uh, whoa. No way. Isn't getting brain a term that gangs use when they're talking about killing somebody? Really? When you shoot someone in the head, you brain them? Oh, shit. That's good. I like that.
Starting point is 00:19:49 No, I think it says give good brain means give good head. We gotta look it up. Give good brain. I've never heard that before. I think it's in whatever you like, the TI song that Anya does. Hold on. Give good brain meaning.
Starting point is 00:20:03 Give good brain. Is a slang term usually referred to giving oral sex. Yes. Thank God. Usually to a person with a penis.
Starting point is 00:20:11 I'm hip with the kids in 2001. Wow. When that song was written. Ugh. Yeah, I doubt they say it now. 2021 was this article on popbuzz.com.
Starting point is 00:20:23 That's pretty recently. The internet's most trusted viral news source. What's the most recent word you've heard that you're like, what is that? Oh, there's a bad one that's coming out that I don't think is going to catch on that Allie told me the other day.
Starting point is 00:20:39 And it is, fuck, I just forgot it. Damn it, I hate when that happens. God damn it. You know what? Yeah. Say less. That's just forgot it. Damn it. I hate when that happens. God damn it. You know what? Yeah. Say less. That's my favorite one. Say less.
Starting point is 00:20:49 Oh, yeah. I like say less. It sounds almost insulting, but it's supposed to mean like, no, I got it. Right? I think that's what it is. Yeah. I think Riz just came and went. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:01 There was like a three week. No, I think it's stuck around. No, because too many adults are saying it. There was a three-week period where Riz was it, and now you see on Fox News where someone's like... Or as the kids are saying, Ron DeSantis has
Starting point is 00:21:15 no Riz, and it's like, okay, it's over. When it's being said on Fox News, it's over. I don't know. I don't know. I think it's going to stick around. I predict. Let's revisit in six months. Let's Riz visit. Someone remind us in six months to revisit and see if Riz is on the Riz
Starting point is 00:21:31 or on the downfall. So, okay. Say less. I was right. It is a slang way. It's a concise way of expressing agreement or acknowledgement that you understand what someone is saying without adding further comment. I like it because it sounds insulting. Because, like, say less.
Starting point is 00:21:48 Like, ugh, say less. Just talk less. You're annoying. But it's just like, I got you. I love it. Okay. We've got to go to break. We'll come back, and I'll say more.
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Starting point is 00:24:41 this episode, or at least I was wearing sunglasses. I gave up. And then Noah, oh, you gave up on the goggles? You know why? Because my goggles We're back. We're wearing sunglasses. Or at least I was wearing sunglasses. And then Noah... Oh, you gave up on the goggles? You know why? Because my goggles... Sorry. I felt like they were sucking my eyes out. Oh, yeah. That has happened. My brother goes scuba diving and one time I saw him and his eyes were all like bloodshot
Starting point is 00:24:58 and I was like, what the fuck happened to your eyes? And he's like, I accidentally moved my goggles and the pressure sucked his eyeballs. And they strained his eyeballs that's because he's underwater though that's not because
Starting point is 00:25:10 of the goggles alone yeah but that's what was happening to me I feel well I just want to address on YouTube that I'm flipping out my glasses
Starting point is 00:25:16 because these glasses are polarized and they make it so I can't see the screen so when I do this you guys are literally I can't see anything totally black on the screen
Starting point is 00:25:23 it like takes it away so that's when that's why I keep going back and forth. That's cool. It's good to be able to do something. What? Oh, yeah, yeah. It's good to have a little task.
Starting point is 00:25:32 It's like having a cigarette. I keep dropping coffee on myself. I went, we just recorded, we're doing two back-to-back episodes and I went to Starbucks to kind of break up the... Oh, you did? To feel like I did? Yeah. I ran over there. And I'm trying to think of anything the monumental
Starting point is 00:25:49 app, but no, it was just my friend Lauren was there. I have the other word just to keep it on the same topic for a second. Copium. Have you heard that yet? Copium? Copium? Are kids using that word? It's used on Twitch a lot. Copium? Copium. It's a combination of cope and opium word? It's used on Twitch a lot. Copium. Copium.
Starting point is 00:26:05 It's a combination of cope and opium. So it's used satirically and is a joke term used to describe a fictional drug that one consumes after suffering a loss, defeat, or disappointment. Oh, so you need some copium, man. Yeah. Because you just lost this game. It's often said when people try to make excuses for a failure or who try to spin something that's decidedly negative into a positive.
Starting point is 00:26:27 What? I didn't trip. I was just trying a new dance move. Dude, copium. I don't get what that means. I don't think copium is going to catch on so much with the regular people outside of Twitch because it's just... I don't think it sounds very cool. No, it sounds like a drug or a
Starting point is 00:26:43 genus of a type of flower is being said copium because i guess it is a opiate it's a part oh is it opium's a flower right i think i smoked opium one time i the weirdest drugs outside of pot that i've done i think i did opium in high school but i don't remember i just remember it looks like a little black rock yeah it didn't affect i don't remember it affecting me in any certain way and then i did salvia which is so stupid yeah i'm so mad at myself i haven't heard about why is it so stupid because if you watch videos of people on it people get so weird and almost pass out and just their bodies can tort and they look like they're having an epileptic seizure they look horrified and it
Starting point is 00:27:25 lasts a very short amount of time but then you come out of it luckily i did not have that reaction but i could have like it's very well documented all over youtube watch people on salvia it's disturbing to watch and they are freaked out and i read on reddit all the time like what's the one drug like you don't recommend and people are like salvia it fucked with like talking about dmt and stuff it fucked with me so hard so i was lucky that i didn't experience that with it but i did smoke synthetic weed in indiana oh dayton i was in dayton uh i remember it was the day of the royal wedding i forget what year that was i remember it was on tv but i was staying at this comedy condo in Dayton. And there was this guy that I was working with who had kids and was on parole from a drunk driving thing. And so he couldn't smoke weed because they drug tested him.
Starting point is 00:28:14 So he was like, I got the synthetic weed. And it looked like Easter basket stuffing, that grass. Oh, yeah. Sure. And he smoked that. And my heart, I thought I was going to die. I literally was considering writing a note or, and I started like, the joke I wrote after it,
Starting point is 00:28:30 and this is not even a lie. I started like cleaning up because I literally thought EMTs were going to have to be called because my heart was being so fast and I felt so crazy. So that was the one time I was like, holy shit. And I was like, what are you doing?
Starting point is 00:28:40 Why are you smoking something that looks like plastic? Like, what is wrong with you but i was just young and dumb man yeah like i wasn't trying to hurt myself but like i wasn't thinking now everything has plastic in it that's true i was i was smoking microplastics before we were drinking them or it was cool yeah so i mean yeah and then i smoked weed out of like a red bull can and then i realized that i was just smoking. You just smoke aluminum? What the fuck? Yeah, insane.
Starting point is 00:29:08 Or a Bic pen? Oh, yeah. What? You're not even supposed to microwave a plastic thing for 10 seconds and eat something out of it, yet you are inhaling the plastic fumes, which I did many times in creek beds in Kirkwood, Missouri through high school. It's insane. So if you look into Nikki's glasses, if you hold them into a specific way, because the reflection of the screens that we're
Starting point is 00:29:31 on are in her glasses, it looks like she has big giant cartoon eyes. Oh, really? Hold your head up and to the right a little bit. Oh, yeah. I see it. She's got big giant cartoon eyes. Oh, my God. It does look like I can kind of see it through it. It looks almost like I'm on Ants, the CGI. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:50 Wow. So go to YouTube if you want to see those wacky cartoon eyes. I hope it looks good on the thing. I'll keep looking up this way because I actually can see better because they pulverize slightly less. Is this one good? That one's great. It looks like perfect cartoon eyes.
Starting point is 00:30:07 Oh my god. It looks like we added a filter. I can see it. This is good because I can seriously see it. My neck will start hurting, but for now it's good. You can turn your head the exact other way and you'll also get cartoon eyes because you have the other screen. Hold on. I'm trying to keep the little dots in the
Starting point is 00:30:23 middle. Now there's two. Yeah, there you go. There we go. Oh my god. It really does. You really got to tune into our YouTube if you want to experience this. And I can't be too aware of it. It's hard. So Taylor Swift is coming
Starting point is 00:30:39 out with a new Albie. Copious. Yeah. And I haven't talked about it yet. And I know it's been so many weeks, but it just happened for me because we're pre-taping these episodes. It happened. How many nights ago? Grammys were Sunday and it is now Wednesday.
Starting point is 00:30:54 So just want to walk you through my experience. Um, I was on the red carpet for the Janie's fund. Janie's got a fund, uh, event. And there was a woman who interviewed me and I was talking about, I already talked about, I was talking about the foster system and how foster care system and how women get out of it and they need help, whatever, answering those questions. And then this one girl was like, can we talk about Taylor Swift
Starting point is 00:31:17 or something like that? And I was like, yes. And I go, I think tonight I'm trying to find the video. I'm desperate to find this red carpet interview. It even just find the girl who it was so I can go hey can you give me that footage I said Taylor Swift is everyone thinks she's gonna do a re-announce of her re-recording of Reputation because that's what's next we just know it she's giving all the clues um but I said I actually think she's announcing a brand new album I I know I know that's a lot to say but I don't think it's gonna be Reputation I think it's a brand new album because there's that's a lot to say, but I don't think it's going to be Reputation. I think it's a brand new album. I just had a sense because the hints were not giving
Starting point is 00:31:51 over-the-top reputation. There's been snakes in her outfits and she's dropping Easter eggs here and there. All of her friends turned their profile pictures to black and white about two or three weeks ago. And this is, again, I'm talking two weeks in the past right ago. And this is, again, I'm talking to like two weeks in the past right now. So this was five weeks to you. But like, right, I would say two weeks before
Starting point is 00:32:11 the Grammys, maybe three weeks, everyone in her circle, including Travis, turned their profile pictures to black and white. And everyone's like, oh, that could be Reputation because Reputation's imaging is like black and dark and snakes and like black sparkles and like it's that vibe so everyone's like oh this is her teasing reputation it's coming up but no once you see what this album is about this new album called the tortured poets department did i get that right can you like have it up in front of okay for now um i just now memorized it i don't know about other swifties but tortured poets department was not sticky in my brain in my brian that night i like kept thinking it was the tortured poets committee the dead poet society dead poet society yeah like that's comes
Starting point is 00:32:57 into it and so it was just really hard for me to get but i think i tpd i i think is what we're gonna call it as swifties because it's just a mouthful toilet paper dick but yeah T paper dick that's what I'll call it and that's could be her next album um she could like I spice just came out with a
Starting point is 00:33:14 song about fart and it's number one or it's like on the Billboard charts it's the first song with fart and I've always said that you got what farts are number one you do fart song number one never said that always say it Iarts are number one. You do fart song,
Starting point is 00:33:25 number one. You've never said that. Always say it. You predicted that? I said on every episode of the podcast. Oh, really? I've been on almost
Starting point is 00:33:32 a hundred episodes. I've said it on every one. You just got to find it. But I predicted it. And anyway, so, because it just felt like it didn't feel
Starting point is 00:33:41 over the top reputation to me. And it turns out if you look at the now styles of these different albums of what she's given us of this new one it is not reputation at all but it's kind of could be so we all got clowned hard on this one which is what we call it in the swifty community when we think she's going to do something then she doesn't or we think one thing and she does the other thing the the emoji is a clown you just go like me me on april 19th and it'll be like a clown. Like we know she's going to clown us.
Starting point is 00:34:05 Like we think she's going to do this. She's going to go that way. And she totally clowned us, but not me. I knew, but I was coming out of the bathroom. She won. I'm running down the bathroom in these like seven inch heels for like from, I'm at the palladium, the bathroom's like in the lobby. So imagine the palladium is like going to a place to see a play, you know?
Starting point is 00:34:21 And so it's like you, the bathrooms are out in the foyer area like removed from where it's being shown on the screen and i just hear her when i don't see it because i'm in the bathroom and i'm running out and i have to run down these marble stairs like this whole staircase like like i'm like cinderella at midnight like oh before and i'm running down and i i hear her win but thankfully while i was running she was getting to her seat so i missed all of her like you know high-fiving everyone and hugging someone but by the time I got in the room she was then perfectly on stage ready to talk so I didn't miss that I was so excited so then I ran and I gave Chris my camera because I was like I want to get a picture of me with her like you know winning and
Starting point is 00:34:59 I was because I was so excited because it was um her first thing that she won was best song, I think, for Antihero. I'm sorry, I don't remember it right now. I should do that because she's my best friend, but she looked so beautiful. I was so excited. And then she says, you know, and I want to tell you something that I've kept secret for two years. And we're still thinking like, could it be reputation? Because yeah, she could have been keeping that secret two years but i just knew and she's like i have a new album coming out um and i am so fucking excited and i i know it's annoying i know swifties are annoying i just have to tell you as a swifty i can be really obnoxious sometimes and i know it's like overblown and over the top and it's like roll your eyes it feels so good when you hear that your favorite thing is about to have more of your favorite thing.
Starting point is 00:35:46 Like, just imagine that your team wins and you get to watch them play more in the playoffs or whatever. Like, it's just more new things of the thing you love the most. So, it is a amazing feeling that this bitch is so goddamn prolific. Was there anyone else at your table that was a Swifty? No. So, you had to deal with this on your own. I was looking around. I was like, I vibed my table to see if anyone else
Starting point is 00:36:09 was a little bit over the top. Even like, you know, just really had a lot of respect for her. Obviously, everyone respects her, but I just thought someone would be, you know, even a moderate. I was looking for moderate. A moderate to severe Swifty was it was the range
Starting point is 00:36:25 that i would have liked um but i there was no one but there was chris who knows how much she means to me so he was excited that my friend won and i know that feels stupid but i don't think she's my friend i'm not saying that in that way i'm just saying like for i have had friends win these awards i've had friends like a best friend win an Emmy. And it's the same feeling. So you can say like, she's not your friend. Like when Swifties are excited about Taylor winning these things, someone can always be like, you don't really,
Starting point is 00:36:59 she doesn't feel like, this is not the way you react. She's not your friend or whatever. But I'm here to tell you, I have had friends with enemies. It is the same feeling. You are feeling a real thing that is like, it means something and makes you feel good. So lean into it, bitch. But I had to pull back a little bit
Starting point is 00:37:14 because I just was trying to be cool around my new famous friends. And it just wasn't the vibe to be like, hey, yes. People are like talking about their kids, showing pictures of their kids, talking about other stuff. Like it was just, people weren't even watching. And for me to be like, she won. Yes! People were talking about their kids, showing pictures of their kids, talking about other stuff.
Starting point is 00:37:27 People weren't even watching. And for me to be like, she won! Can you believe it? So I was furiously texting Noor Hadidi, who is my one friend who is the biggest Swifty, as big as I am. And right on the same level. She's severe, chronic Swifty. And so we were texting back and forth about like,
Starting point is 00:37:48 oh my God, she did it. And I was like, no, I predicted it. And she was like, you did, you said reputation.
Starting point is 00:37:52 I go, oh fuck, I didn't tell you my new prediction. Cause I wanted it in writing. I was searching our chat to be like, I know I predicted this, but yeah, I was so excited.
Starting point is 00:38:02 And so then. That's how I felt about 9-11. What? That I, I predicted it,. And so then... That's how I felt about 9-11. What? That I predicted it, but nobody had it in writing. You do wonder if you went back in time and could stop 9-11, how you would convince people. You would just go like, hey, will you just screen people extra hard at this airport today? Or these airports? No one would ever believe you.
Starting point is 00:38:22 No. Especially not back then. No, but you could just be like i have have i have you know information that uh and then you'd get arrested and you'd get yeah they'd be like how do you know this and you're like i'm from the future it's a long story like it's gonna be as crazy as american nightmare when they were like these guys come in with wetsuits on and put headphones over our ears and goggles speaking of of goggles that you were wearing, if you saw American Nightmare, the story, the way in which this guy kidnapped these people was so crazy
Starting point is 00:38:49 that he definitely sounded like he had murdered her because he said this guy was wearing a wetsuit and put music on in their headphones and then made a little square for them to sit in. Everyone was just like, oh yeah, and then did the guys climb out of the sea and try to kidnap his girlfriend? It's like, we know you killed her.
Starting point is 00:39:06 This is ridiculous. It was as if he said, I'm from the future. So yeah, you'd be fucked with the, I'm from the future. That would be a funny movie. If a guy's from the future, he keeps trying to prevent tragedies from happening and no one believes him. And then they keep happening.
Starting point is 00:39:19 He's like, I told you, I'm from the future. Yeah, that's interesting. And they're like, no, we think you're the cause of it like what oh that's good okay someone make that someone someone steal brian's idea okay wait i have i have uh conspiracy theory questions about this yeah please before we go through the track listing if you have anything to say so um joe alwyn is this album about him he's he says not a great week to be joe alwyn yeah he says he has a great chat yes that's okay so he did yes this is man club and we all knew about this this was in an interview a while ago with paul mescal that he did where he said that they have a group chat called the tortured man's club is that what it's called um it's called the uh the tortured man club okay so yes they they had
Starting point is 00:40:12 done an interview where i think it was for vanity fair where they admitted that they had this chat and this was months ago it might have been even when taylor was still with joe maybe a year or so ago and um yeah that's that's definitely possible that she could be hinting at that and making fun of that a little bit um but because i do think there's going to be something i think she's going to take herself not so seriously as we all think she's going to take herself with this new like whole poetry thing like i think she's she's going to have like a wink she's going to be winking at us throughout it so i don't i don't think she named it the tortured poets department because she's like i'm a tortured poet poet and i'm the commissioner of the or like you know the chairman because she's she does have that listed
Starting point is 00:40:52 chairman taylor swift or whatever it is which i think it's all like fun funny i think it's funny um otherwise i'll have to i'll have to know, reassess once I hear the music, the music's going to be amazing no matter what. That's what we know. I don't care what she's doing with the branding of it. Like I actually, it's not that I don't care. I just, whatever she means by it. I love it all.
Starting point is 00:41:17 I think it's gorgeous. Her photo on the fucking cover of this new album is so good. It's so sexy, but it's like not over the top at all, but it's like she's wearing a sheer top. Her mouth, her lips are partially opened in a perfect way. She looks stunning. It's hot. It's sexy, but it's also indie and cool. It's just she nailed it, nailed it with this album cover. I think I love it it so much and then the track listing got released last time with midnights she would give us a new track like every twice a week i think it was all of a sudden she'd post on tiktok this midnight thing where she would get a call she'd be in this room and
Starting point is 00:41:56 she'd get a call and she'd be like the next track is vigilante shit and then but it was oh she would pick a ball out of this thing she would roll this like lottery ball and then she'd be like oh i'm gonna reveal track three so you would just get a random one every night and we were freaking out because we're like she has a song called vigilante shit she's putting shit in the fuck she just started cussing two albums ago now she's saying shit she like doesn't give a fuck that was so exciting and then you know so the track names are so important to being a swifty because you get to like have this whole experience of like imagining what it could be and being like, oh fuck. And so we got all of them in one night. We had to wait for so long, which I'm a little bit sad about because it's fun to just get something new every so often. But I think the tracks got leaked on TikTok, which people are saying,
Starting point is 00:42:39 how could that happen? She keeps her circle so tight. Like if you want to listen to a Taylor Swift song, if she is like, hey, this this other artist will you listen to the song someone flies to that city and brings them the track to listen to and then takes it away on a physical device it does not get sent digitally ever ever anywhere so um she doesn't fuck around but people are saying that because records take so long to print it's someone involved with the like some printing of the record he did it he leaked it post one um i'm so excited he's on uh the first track called fortnight which people are saying that fortnight might be about how joe plays so much fortnight oh brother dude can you imagine it's such a good word too and it fits
Starting point is 00:43:24 with the aesthetic and and like being a poet like saying fortnight but then it being a song about him playing too much fortnight is fucking brilliant and so just like dude i really do feel bad for joe alwyn but like he'll be okay he'll be okay i don't i i'm, I'm like, what is he? Poor Joe Alwyn. Cause what do you do in defense? Like you've signed all the NDAs. You really can't give an interview in which you talk about her. And if you want to talk about her in your art,
Starting point is 00:43:53 as she's talking about you, what are you going to act really mad one time? Like, what are you going to, you have to write a character, write a movie. Yeah. How hard is that?
Starting point is 00:44:04 Where he's from the future and he's coming back to tell everyone about 9-11. He has, you know, like, artistically,
Starting point is 00:44:12 I want him to have the freedom to respond because I think it's fair. Like, Chris always wanted to start a podcast for men who get talked about on podcasts.
Starting point is 00:44:20 Like, their girlfriends do podcasts. And so, they just go in and listen to the podcast and then comment on their side of things and i'm like do it i think that's a great idea i will be i'll uh i'll own up to this stuff but uh i i think that it's it isn't fair if someone is not able to
Starting point is 00:44:38 reply but it's like what if your girlfriend is a comedian and gets to talk all about your relationship and your job is like, you tap dance in musicals. Like, what are you, how are you gonna, like, you don't write plays, like, or you are an electrician. Like, you, I guess you,
Starting point is 00:44:56 but if you sign an NDA, you can't write about someone outright. It's okay. I guess it's a conviction. As Jacqueline Novak said in her last special, they got the blowjobs, and isn't that enough? Yeah. Blowjobs are pretty great. These guys dated Taylor Swift for a while,
Starting point is 00:45:14 and that's the price you pay. Oh, is that what she's saying? Jacqueline says it too. She's talking about all these guys that she gave blowjobs to, and she's like, but is it offensive to them to be talking about them like this so intimately? And she's like, but is it offensive to them to be talking about them like this so intimately?
Starting point is 00:45:28 And she's like, I'm not going to name them by name, but also they got the blowjobs and isn't that enough? Yes. Yeah. That is, oh God, I love that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:38 I think Jacqueline and I have blown the same people. So I think, or same person, one of the same people. Because I remember us both being this uh i was very jealous of her at first because she was just a beautiful girl my age blonde hair similar features i'm like and so funny so i remember being like who is she and she had this
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Starting point is 00:48:47 Get on your knees. Get on your knees. Such a good name, too, but I couldn't remember. But she's amazing, and I used to be... Yeah, I used to look at her from afar and be like, God, she is, like, everything I want to be. She reminded me of this girl in high school who I really admired.
Starting point is 00:49:03 Jen Shoemaker? No, Lisa Schumumeyer Lisa Schumeyer was also a girl that I just was like she looks like me if I could figure out how to just tweak myself a little bit like I can see myself looking exactly like this girl if I just figure it out you know Lisa Schumeyer's flares always hit on the ground perfectly like not too baggy where it would be like, you would get like a fold at the bottom. There's a name for that. My stylist just taught me, but I don't know what it is where it kind of like crunkles at the bottom
Starting point is 00:49:32 because it's too long. It's called crunkle. So there's two crunkles on the bottom usually for me with either, cause they're too long, but hers would hit, it would crunkle just that little seam, you know, the little end part of the,
Starting point is 00:49:44 so it wouldn't even be that be like half that, but it would never if she raised if she crossed her legs it would still be at that level like i don't know they were just i used to just stare at her the fit of her jeans and how they would gracefully lay perfectly across her birkenstock and then they would crumple in the front because you have to have like a little crumble but in the back there wouldn't be too much crumbling they were never dirty and she had this like maybe she could just like put back like her hair you could tell dried straight like fuck you if you're a girl whose hair dries straight i'll just speak for frizzy haired bitches we resent you and i know that you resent us because you want to have curl in your hair so it's like the grass is greener but
Starting point is 00:50:23 man i really admire girls that can just their hair dries straight mine does now because i have enough weight on it but when you are have short hair as a girl with hair like it doesn't it drives drives crazy um frizzle frizzle yeah miss frizzle it's frizzling out and um but yeah wait who was i originally talking about that reminded me of this girl jaceline Novak. Yeah. So, Jacqueline. So, Jacqueline. I remember finding out about her because the guy I had blown and was like, I liked. Final thought. And like always wanted this. I always wanted this guy to like come back around. I saw him like hanging out with her and I was like, oh, God.
Starting point is 00:51:01 Like she is the better version of me. Like he did it. And I was really jealous. But then I got to know her and she's so amazing. Have we talked about her special yet? Nice. I haven't watched it. So I can't yet.
Starting point is 00:51:15 And I'm so embarrassed I haven't because I owe it to her and I promoted it. Yeah, I will. Watch it on the plane. I think it's hard for me right now to watch other women's specials because of that competitive nature in myself of being, I just don't, I I'm avoiding things that I know are going to be great because I have a
Starting point is 00:51:33 special coming out and I've just reviewed mine and I can't take mine back. Like it's in, it's in the chamber ready to shoot. And once it's shot, I can watch other specials. But right now when I'm like, I could change it, which I can't like,
Starting point is 00:51:44 there's something in me that's making me not watch good comedy specials yeah right now when i'm like i could change it which i can't like there's something in me that's making me not watch um good comedy specials especially from um beautiful blonde women which there seems to be only like she doesn't seem that blonde to me she i was a viewer as a brunette really yeah okay all right well now i can watch it like dark yes wait you can talk speak to it how did you feel about it um i thought it was an incredible piece of art. Hilarious. And I feel like she's been working on this special for five years. So I would expect it to be extremely particular in its wording and things like that. somewhat invented a new form of comedy that marries poetry and stand up in a way that it's a genre bending piece of work that totally is going to inspire a new generation. I think there's clips I've seen. It is absolutely,
Starting point is 00:52:35 it is totally tortured poets department. Yeah. It's funny poetry. Yeah. It's like leaning into that style, but also mocking it sort, sort of having fun within it while also like honoring it it's totally tpd there's going to be a generation of barred graduates who are going to try stand-up comedy and do it like jacqueline novak and they're not
Starting point is 00:52:59 going to be it's going to be like when they were the baby birds she's brilliant dude she wrote a book about depression i should read that book since I've been feeling depressed recently. I never read that book either. I just have to say I have a lot of talented friends that do a lot of things, and I don't always get to all of them, and I feel bad admitting that. But I'm going to read that book because that's actually what I need right now. Or watch The Great Depress. Maybe that'll help.
Starting point is 00:53:21 Oh, yeah. Yeah, Gary's. I loved that. I loved that a lot. Gary Goldman. Gary Goldman special. Yeah, The Great Dep Great Depresh yeah I should watch that again you're right and Neil talk about Neil Brennan he has a lot of comedy about depression but
Starting point is 00:53:34 Tortured Poets Department track listings I just want to say we're about to get a really good album like it's going to be so much fun some of these titles are just like someone kind of talked about how this album is probably the stages of grief and her breakup because she only gave us the song you're losing me as the song about her breakup with joe and she probably wrote it about um him before they broke up this last time it's probably
Starting point is 00:54:02 written between two breakups or before the first breakup. So that song's amazing, You're Losing Me. It's like perfect for anyone who's going through a breakup and the struggles of like, it's written from the perspective of someone who's like telling someone the first time like, I have a question. Hey, we have to end this.
Starting point is 00:54:20 About Taylor's history. Has she ever released an album while in a relationship with a new guy? Or is this all because it's kind of new? No. Lover was all about falling in love with Joe. But she teased her love with... Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:35 Huh? No, like now she's with Travis. And let's say some of the songs in this album are about her relationship with Joe Allen. Has she been in this kind of situation or was she always broken up when the album came out? No, she the songs in this album are about her relationship with Joe Allen has she been in this kind of situation or was she always broken up when the album came out um no she's been in this situation she's been on the next one so Joe definitely
Starting point is 00:54:52 dealt with well she was more coming out of the Kanye Kim stuff that he dealt with that but I think yes there's Travis is gonna have to be okay with her writing about other guys and being sad or whatever like a part of me was like can can he handle this? Yeah, because she's fucking...
Starting point is 00:55:08 I mean, because it's going to be undeniably musically fucking perfect. But it's... She's over that guy. So she's writing about being over him because the first part, there's like four quadrants people are kind of separating them into. I think she actually separated them.
Starting point is 00:55:23 Side A, side B, whatever. C, D. And then, but it's like the stages of going through relationships. So the first part is about breaking up with Joe. The second part is about, like when they were talking about breaking up, breaking up and then her rebound with Matt Healy. What is the third?
Starting point is 00:55:40 What are the tracks in the third quadrant called? So Long London. Oh,on okay that's him her leaving joe joe is london he's from london he's he's the guy from the song london boy so that is straight up going to be like bye joe yeah can't wait but daddy i love him but daddy i love him is a shirt that was um harry styles wore he is pictured with it maybe more than once it says but daddy i love him it's also from It says, but daddy, I love him. It's also from The Little Mermaid. She says, daddy, I love him.
Starting point is 00:56:10 She doesn't say, but daddy. She says, daddy, I love him. Which is released in 1989, which is Taylor's birth year. So people think it could be. And that is a story of a woman who lost her voice because she was so in love. People are speculating that The Little Mermaid could be related to that. Fresh out the slammer. Fresh out the slammer is could be related to that. What was it? Fresh Out the Slammer.
Starting point is 00:56:26 Fresh Out the Slammer is she's out of the prison she was in. So this is the first, this is when she's out. And by the way, this is all, I get this all from a TikTok guy who broke it down. And he's amazing. And I wish I could credit him, but I don't remember him. But he kind of put this all together. Not all of what I'm saying, but the thing about Fresh Out of the Slammer. Because after Fresh Out of the Slammermer it's florida right yeah so florida is the date because there's one song
Starting point is 00:56:49 called something florida what is it called it's just called florida with three exclamation three exclamation points and it's uh featuring florence and the machine yes so florence and machine is going to be on that's going to be amazing in florida swifties have discovered is the first date that she had after her breakup. Like, that she was performing in Florida. So, that's like, something happens in Florida. And then comes the Matt Healy stuff. But Daddy I Love Him might also be Matt Healy.
Starting point is 00:57:14 We're not sure. And then the ending, I think the last couple songs, or on the fourth part, is going to be her coming out of it and meeting Travis. So we might get like a whole life cycle of a breakup into the new life, which I'm so excited about. I need this so badly. I just cannot wait this long. It's the 19th of April. When are you due, Noah? End of April.
Starting point is 00:57:41 But who knows? Two things for me to look forward to. I mean, I get that This is such a great win for the Grammys It's gonna be such a good Taylor Swift announces her album Dropping at the Grammys People said it was lame that she did that
Starting point is 00:57:55 And I'm like why There is one thing that bothers me It's that her boyfriend's in the Superbowl this weekend And now this is being totally overshadowed Because she just did an album thing The same weekend that he's gonna be in the Super Bowl this weekend And now this is being totally overshadowed Because she just did an album thing The same weekend that he's going to be in the Super Bowl Or they can both have their moments Everybody's talking about her album
Starting point is 00:58:14 But the Super Bowl Now nobody cares about the Super Bowl anymore No one's talking about it No one's Is someone feeling hurt That no one's talking about sports No one's talking about the sports oh, is someone feeling hurt that no one's talking about sports? No one's talking about the sports and everyone's talking about Joe Alwyn. I'm sick of Joe Alwyn.
Starting point is 00:58:31 That is really interesting, Brian, that you think that she's stealing a spotlight. Listen, not a horrible theory. Interesting theory, but I just don't think that's it. But I can see. This episode is coming out five weeks after the Super Bowl. Okay, maybe, yeah. But maybe by now it's been proven either right or wrong. but I can see also this episode is coming out five weeks after the Super Bowl okay maybe yeah but maybe by now it's been
Starting point is 00:58:47 proven either right or wrong yeah I like that she wore a white dress to the Grammys especially with everyone talking about engagement
Starting point is 00:58:54 and all that I don't know if that was like a drop oh interesting I didn't even think of that I have so much to say about the tracks but we have to go
Starting point is 00:59:00 we learned a lot today thank you for tuning in I'm still in Australia right now next week we'll be back um we we learned a lot today thank you for tuning in um i'm gonna i'm still in australia right now next week we'll be back with fresh episodes two a week thank you guys so much for holding out um we might not have commented on a huge thing that's happened in the world since four weeks ago nuclear war yeah if you're listening to this from a bunker oh my god can you believe this fucking happened i know me too I predicted it. Alright. Bye guys. Have a good weekend. We'll see you next week.
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