The Nikki Glaser Podcast - #419 An In Depth Look At Noa's Wedding...
Episode Date: February 28, 2024Everyone's getting ready to kick back and enjoy some downtime! Nikki's adventuring down under in Australia, while Noa's tying the knot. Amidst all the excitement, Nikki delves into the chilling last w...ords of Sam Kinison. Meanwhile, she's also intrigued by DMT, but Brian's not vibing with the idea of being too disconnected from reality. And hey, misspelling Brian's name? Definitely not cool. Speaking of uncoolness, what's the deal with all these new words invading our vocab? But amidst it all, Nikki's counting down the days until Taylor Swift drops her latest album, because, let's be real, she saw that one coming. And in our Final Thought, big love goes out to Jacqueline Novak and her absolutely stellar special, "Get On Your Knees." Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free, and get exclusive bonus content: https://apple.co/nikkiglaserpodcast . Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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I'm Ellie Flynn, an investigative journalist, and this is my journey deep into the adult entertainment industry.
I really wanted to be a player boy in my adult.
He was like, I'll take you to the top, I'll make you a star.
To expose an alleged predator and the rotten industry he works in. It's honestly so much worse than I had anticipated.
We're an army in comparison to him. From novel, listen to The Bunny Trap on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. podcast. Here's Nikki. Hello, here I am. It's Nikki Glazer podcast. I'm Nikki Glazer. Welcome
to the show. We're doing one a week, two weeks in a row. Is that correct, Noah? Yes, one a week.
Because you and I are both on vacation. I'm in Australia right now. And where are you? I'm getting married.
Oh,
holy shit.
I'm so glad we dedicated half an episode to my Australia trip and didn't even mention what a good friend I am.
Not knowing the timeline of my friend's lives.
The most important moment.
I don't talk about it.
It's me.
I don't talk about myself.
I don't know how to talk about myself.
So,
okay.
Let me ask you about that.
If you're someone who doesn't talk about themselves a lot, Brian's here as well.
Hi, Brian. Hello.
So,
someone who doesn't talk about themselves a lot,
I project
what I experience when people don't know
things about my life that I feel like they should.
Or I don't, I'm not really bad
about it. I actually am very forgiving and I understand
like if someone doesn't, I've maybe gotten hurt
one or two times when someone doesn't remember something that i think they should but as someone
who doesn't expect people or doesn't talk about it very openly do you get hurt when people don't
remember significant things in your life at like friends that are like you know no you don't you're
not at all so that's interesting so that that works then You don't reveal a lot, you don't expect a lot back.
Right.
Well, I try not to have any expectations of people
because it always leads to disappointment.
But it's so healthy.
I should be better at talking about myself.
And I learned how to-
I had to learn how to do that in therapy.
I did not learn how to do that at home or growing up.
Yes, back to therapy.
A little bit better at it,
but when it's big occasions where I'm the center of attention,
I don't know how to do it.
What's uncomfortable about it for you?
I think it's like all eyes on me makes me feel very uncomfortable.
But what is that fear?
What's going to happen if all the eyes are on you?
Or do you even know How to articulate it
It's just
It's just scared
It is
It's very
Yeah
We're waiting for your reply
Yes
What's your reply
We're all wearing sunglasses
I'm wearing sunglasses
Noah's wearing
Um
Swim goggles
And Brian is wearing
Um
Like science lab goggles
Yeah
Or
Or um Tim Allen Nerd on a basketball court.
Oh yeah.
Robert Ori.
Yeah.
That guy,
he's probably doing the right thing.
I bet in 10 years,
everyone's going to wear goggles and be like,
it's like the ski helmet thing.
If you go skiing,
there was,
we'll get back to Noah's wedding eventually.
But there is,
if you go skiing,
if you were someone who's skied frequently in the past
15 years i would say 15 to 20 years there was a time where no one wore uh protective gear on
their head no one wore helmets at all it's like children to like adults but pros no one did it
and then like so you know we lost sunny bono uh natashao, Natasha Richardson, Liam Neeson's wife also died from
falling skiing. There was some like couples, there was some, a Kennedy, I think, skied into
a tree or something. There's been, so there was like awareness about it, but then there was a
shift overnight. I mean, there was maybe a period of 10, 15 years that I didn't go skiing regularly,
but it went from no one wears helmets to everyone. And we go like, how could it's like smoking on planes? How could we have
thought this was good? But smoking on planes that took like decades to happen. It was, well,
it was overnight except for the fact that you didn't ski for 15 years. Yes, I know. But like,
that's still a short amount of time for something to shift so drastically. I do acknowledge that.
Yes, that's part of it that That I did miss a big window there.
But doesn't that seem pretty fast for something to be that overhauled?
Back in the 70s, like hardly anybody wore seatbelts.
Yeah, that's a good point.
I guess by the 90s, seatbelts were like absolutely ubiquitous.
And by the way, if you don't wear a seatbelt, you're such an idiot.
I keep forgetting. You by the way, if you don't wear a seatbelt, you're such an idiot. I keep forgetting.
You are the biggest idiot.
I keep forgetting this. And then every five or six years,
I look this piece of information
up and I relearn it and I go, what?
And that piece of information
is that, you know, Sam
Kinison died in a
car crash? Oh, yeah.
I forget that. And every five years, I look it up.
Dude, that story behind that, do you know the whole story so he was driving what i know is
this he was driving back from vegas after getting married it was yeah he got married for like the
second or maybe third time i'm gonna have you guys pull up this clip on youtube of sam kinnison
the story of him dying but he was at the peak of his life i think he was so he was probably so happy
and then a drunk driver uh swerved into his lane hit him head on and he i don't like two lane
highways it's probably because this fucking story i saw on vh1 one time about his death
but he was not wearing a seat belt yeah big mistake yeah you're so stupid like i always tell
and i don't you're an idiot in the sense that,
like, you're just, you're kind of an idiot
if you don't do it.
And I mean that with love
because Chris often doesn't wear a seatbelt
because I think, I don't even know what it is.
I just always try to remind him,
if you die because you weren't wearing a seatbelt
when you easily could have been,
everyone kind of goes, oh, it was their fault.
Like, you are looked at as kind of an idiot.
Like, you kind of go, well, they had it coming. Like you are looked at as kind of an idiot. Like you kind of go,
well, they had it coming.
Like not really.
It's still tragic.
But I go, you don't want to die that way
with a story that it's because
you weren't wearing a seatbelt.
Were you also wearing a backpack
with one strap on?
Like, were you also wearing sunglasses
and had your backwards cap on?
Like, it's just like,
it's all these dumb things.
And it's like, it doesn't look cool.
Were you also smoking a cigarette? It looks cool, but it's just like it's all these dumb things and it's like it doesn't look cool we're also smoking a cigarette it
looks cool but it's bad for you
you walk around your backpack
you walk around your backpack unzipped
so if somebody robs you you can't
complain that's true
I actually you're so
right I would not I don't I would
think that I wouldn't complain I'd go I did it to
myself but I just don't think that happens
that often but if you and also and I've said this point before, but it absolutely bears
repeating. When someone's not wearing a seatbelt in the car with you, they are a threat to you
because if the car flips, their body flails all around and knocks you in the face and you get head
trauma from their body, that's going 60 miles an hour or whatever it is in your direction.
That's what happens. So I always say to Chris,
I'm not even asking you
for this for you. It's for me. I don't want to
die. So will you put this on for me? Because sometimes
people go, I don't care if I died. It's like,
will you care about me?
It's nice to other people.
It's like not looking at your phone during a
movie. It's also for
the person that hits you.
I've learned from that. What was it? It's also you wear a seatbelt for the person that hits you. I've learned from that.
What was it? It's also you wear a seatbelt
for the person that hits you because
if they hit you and then you die because
you're not wearing a seatbelt, then that person just killed
somebody. Oh, I didn't even
think about that. If you were wearing a seatbelt, you might not have
died. You just caused so much trauma for that person.
And also, do you really
want to die going through a windshield?
Or worse. Does that sound good to you
windshields are pretty strong now you'd probably just hit the windshield and make that like crack
oh dear let's change the subject yeah oh god it's not like sam kinnison no we can i say something
cool about the sam kinnison thing and this is the thing that i like am really so he he's someone
that like saw god when he was
dying so like i think it was who was opening for him was right behind him was it henry rollins it
was matt rife he was around back then he's that's how good his work is yeah he is 67 um no uh it was
some comedian i think it was henry rollins i'm remembering this vh1 thing that was calling up
like called like behind the funny or something and And there was a clip about this guy.
It wasn't even a clip.
I saw the show when it was on VH1.
I think it was Henry Rollins for some reason.
But someone that looked like him following behind Sam Kinison as he crashed.
So he came upon the crash immediately and held him as he died.
And when Sam Kinison was dying, what was his last words?
Noah or Brian, will you look up his last words because he said it oh okay oh he said i don't want to die and i
don't want to die and then he goes oh yes that was the story he goes i don't want to die i don't want
to and then he just looked relaxed and he goes oh okay and just like drifted off the story oh that's
sad it was a 17 year old who was driving the other car oh that 17 year
old but drunk driver and i i say this if you drive drunk you should have your head cut off if you
drive drunk one time you should have your head cut off no it was his brother who was following him
no i you know the drunk driving thing i I got to say, I, yes, horrible, horrible,
horrible.
But the person who's deciding to drive drunk is drunk.
You know, like I have compassion because they are hopefully an alcoholic, but the choice
to drink knowing that you could end up driving is so reckless when you're of your right state
of mind.
And I don't believe in free will, but when you're of your right state of mind and you
decide to drink when you know you could drive, um, yeah, you piece of shit but i do his last words yes so it wasn't okay
okay okay it was before that okay um so basically literally his oh no it was oh wow oh wow oh he was
seeing um the iphone 17 in his head he was picturing the 18 he was like oh god they're
gonna be so great and then he died left us with nothing okay uh okay so um his brother with uh
the help of friend carl labove so basically yes kinnison began to look off into the distance and
began talking to a force unseen he said yes ready i don't want to die i don't
want to die he told the force labov explained it was as if he was having a conversation talking to
someone unseen somebody else but some unseen person yeah uh oh wow and then he asked but why
then paused again and then responded, okay, okay, okay.
Yeah, that was the story. It was like, you saw
him grappling with the idea of death and then
when it suddenly was imminent,
he was so okay with it. And I remember
watching that and feeling really
happy
that that was the outcome.
I was like, okay, that made me not scared
of death because he seemed, they described
him as so at peace. And maybe that's the story
They're telling themselves
And they don't remember it correctly
And you know whatever
He was actually going
No
Yeah
Don't take me
That's what he did
He was a screamer
He would go on stage
And he'd scream
And then his last words
Were a whisper
That's not
That's not his persona
Sounds fake to me
No but you know what it is
It's just DMT
being released in your brain
that's the last chemical
that gets released
into your brain
before you die
and you start to see
all these things
and you generally
this wave of calm
washes over you
that's the
that's the one thing
that sucks about
about being a suicide bomber
that's so nice
oh they don't get that
they don't
if you blow up
or something like that
you don't get that
final DMT hit that makes you
feel calm and comfortable and potentially see something where your body like knows it's
going.
So it sends off this chemical, but you don't have that because it's so fast.
Shit.
Yeah.
Okay.
That's a reason to not be a suicide bomber.
Yeah.
That's such a reason to not.
Yeah.
Do not blow your brains out.
You have to have that moment.
Fuck, dude. Yeah. You just blew my mind because yeah i want to trip dmt someday but i want it to be when i'm dying yeah i want to experience it but i'm i would be so scared before then
like what's the one that neil brennan did that he said i think dmt was what neil brennan did
yes and he said um it was horrific he can't describe what happened he truly like i've tried he's such
an articulate person he cannot describe what happened but he does not get depressed anymore
i haven't checked on him since then um is he okay actually no i haven't checked out but he said that
it switched his brain off it worked it cured his depression his lifelong depression that he was
seeking for um treatment for for so long he did it but. But he said the experience he had, he would never do
again for a billion dollars.
I believed him. He was like, it was the worst
thing ever. He couldn't really describe
what was the worst thing, but he suffered like
he would have flashbacks to it
for a couple months, but that
it cured his depression.
His horrible suicidal manic depression.
But he also wouldn't wish it on
his worst enemy. So I'm like oh okay great
I'm glad there's a solution out there
that's the worst thing possible
but then on the other side of it you're fine
no I don't know I don't like
roller coasters people do
shrooms and they have revelations people
do ayahuasca but the one drug where I've
seen people take and then legitimately
permanently change is DMT
no it's DMT change is DMT.
People do DMT and they become a different person.
It doesn't happen to everybody, obviously,
but for some people that I
have known, they do DMT
and then they become
totally disconnected from outcomes.
It changes
their personality, which is
maybe healthy or whatever, but it also
makes it from outcomes. Yes. Yeah. I wonder if I want to be, I would love to be disconnected from
self and other judgment, but from outcomes, I guess that would actually be pretty freeing
in a lot of ways. Well, it's part of being disconnected from yourself because you're
now viewing yourself as part of the whole of the universe. So your own personal success is not
really a factor.
It's like your success.
Oh my God.
It would absolutely change me then.
If that was the realization that I was able to come to,
I wouldn't be able to do anything I do.
Yeah.
My life.
It would be impossible.
If I didn't feel like I was a special individual that needed special,
or like need,
like,
I don't know.
Do you,
do you think that you need love still?
You just don't seek it in,
in validating ways or whatever.
I think you just feel the love of the universe.
I don't know.
I've never done it,
but from what the people have described to me,
I know,
I knew two,
two people who changed dramatically.
And then a few other people who took it and just like had revelations,
but the two people that changed dramatically,
they just felt like they were constantly
feeling the love of the universe and perhaps
they were in a state of bliss. But I have to
say, from an outsider's perspective,
it makes you almost insufferable.
Oh yeah, I don't want to become that.
Just this floaty...
You're just too happy.
What do you want for dinner tonight?
It doesn't matter what we eat
for dinner. Who cares?'s just eat enjoy the fruits of of whatever the fuck they say yeah like i don't care
but it's just like i don't care like it's a different side of yeah like when you're depressed
you're like i don't care i don't know everything's just yeah it's one of these guys went really nuts
though he really so much gratitude He really... So much gratitude.
Too much gratitude.
Too grateful for everything.
We all know this person on Instagram and TikTok.
The person that's just always able to conjure this like,
you need to love yourself.
And as a woman who's aging, it's your duty.
I'm like, you have perfect hair and you have perfect skin.
You're 60.
You look 34.
This is all very easy for you to say, man.
But it's like, maybe that's what's behind.
Yeah.
She like is leaning into her.
She's actually so beautiful.
And I do get a lot from her videos.
But on days where I'm not feeling very good about myself, this woman irritates me because I'm like, if I looked like you, I wouldn't really give a shit about my looks either. But that's not fair.
She's still allowed to have opinion about that stuff and
try to promote, you know, like
Jamila Jamil.
I always almost fuck up her
name. And that's so embarrassing.
I just don't say her name fully. I just call her
Jamila and then when I have to throw in the next name
that sounds very similar. I'm not being
not saying anything. I just mix it up.
I get nervous
it's the same as when i say take for granted and grant i i want to say granite and i get so nervous
that i for i want to say granted but i get so nervous when i'm about to say it that i fuck it
up i i struggle with people's names so much and i'm always really embarrassed when i have to bring
someone up on stage that has a weird name
that I think I might mispronounce and therefore insult their ethnicity. I get so nervous and then
I end up doing it every time. It's so embarrassing. Yeah. People say my name wrong all the time and I
don't get upset about it. I don't care at all. My dad is very like, they said Glasser. And I'm like,
it doesn't matter. I mean, it was just a show
at the funny bone.
It doesn't,
it's fine.
One time in an email
to Kelly who edits our videos,
I said,
I'm missing brains
because I didn't have Brian's video
or something.
Yes, brain must happen
all the time to you.
Oh, God.
He's like,
I'm missing your brain.
Yeah, sometimes I'll get
like spam emails
that say,
dear brain.
And it's like,
couldn't even fucking
get it right in your spam email.
Yeah, that would just be
bots copying and pasting.
Maybe you didn't get it
right somewhere.
That actually does bother me.
Brain bothers me
for some reason.
Whereas if someone says
fringe or frangie or
something like that I'm not brain should bother you
but brain funny though
that bothers me because yeah that's why
it bothers me because people find it
so funny to say brain frangie
and it's
like why because I'm wearing these goggles
is that why it does
it kind of suits you you are a brainiac
I would say yeah I take that as a compliment right of suits you. You are a brainiac, I would say.
Yeah.
You take that as a compliment,
right?
Who doesn't want to be a brainiac?
I would love to be a brainiac.
A brainiac means I've never had sex,
though, I feel like.
Yeah, it kind of does.
That's what it does imply,
but it doesn't have to.
Not the one that I,
you,
this,
you are a brainiac
that fucks a lot,
for sure.
Yeah,
that's right.
They are out there.
That's my persona, too.
Isn't getting brain a sexual act?
I got brain.
She gives good brain.
Oh.
All right.
Is that when your dick goes all the way up there?
Uh, whoa.
No way.
Isn't getting brain a term that gangs use when they're talking about killing somebody?
Really?
When you shoot someone in the head, you brain them?
Oh, shit. That's good. I like that.
No, I think it says
give good brain means
give good head.
We gotta look it up. Give good brain.
I've never heard that before. I think it's in
whatever you like, the TI song that
Anya does. Hold on.
Give good brain meaning.
Give good brain.
Is a slang term
usually referred to
giving oral sex.
Yes.
Thank God.
Usually to a person
with a penis.
I'm hip with the kids
in 2001.
Wow.
When that song was written.
Ugh.
Yeah, I doubt they say it now.
2021 was this article
on popbuzz.com.
That's pretty recently.
The internet's
most trusted viral news source.
What's the most recent word you've heard
that you're like, what is that?
Oh, there's a bad one that's coming out
that I don't think is going to catch on
that Allie told me the other day.
And it is, fuck, I just forgot it.
Damn it, I hate when that happens.
God damn it. You know what? Yeah. Say less. That's just forgot it. Damn it. I hate when that happens. God damn it.
You know what?
Yeah.
Say less.
That's my favorite one.
Say less.
Oh, yeah.
I like say less.
It sounds almost insulting, but it's supposed to mean like, no, I got it.
Right?
I think that's what it is.
Yeah.
I think Riz just came and went.
Yeah.
There was like a three week.
No, I think it's stuck around.
No, because too many adults are saying it. There was a
three-week period where Riz was it,
and now you see on
Fox News where someone's like...
Or as the kids
are saying, Ron DeSantis has
no Riz, and it's like, okay,
it's over. When it's being
said on Fox News, it's over. I don't
know. I don't know. I think it's going to stick around.
I predict. Let's revisit
in six months. Let's Riz visit.
Someone remind us in six months to revisit
and see if Riz is on the Riz
or on the downfall.
So, okay. Say less.
I was right. It is a slang way.
It's a concise way of expressing
agreement or acknowledgement that you understand
what someone is saying without adding further comment.
I like it because it sounds insulting.
Because, like, say less.
Like, ugh, say less.
Just talk less.
You're annoying.
But it's just like, I got you.
I love it.
Okay.
We've got to go to break.
We'll come back, and I'll say more.
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We're back. We're wearing sunglasses
this episode, or at least I was wearing sunglasses.
I gave up. And then Noah, oh, you gave up on the goggles? You know why? Because my goggles We're back. We're wearing sunglasses. Or at least I was wearing sunglasses.
And then Noah... Oh, you gave up on the goggles? You know why? Because my goggles...
Sorry. I felt like they were sucking my eyes
out. Oh, yeah.
That has happened. My brother
goes scuba diving and one time
I saw him and his eyes were all like bloodshot
and I was like, what the fuck happened to your eyes?
And he's like, I accidentally moved my
goggles and the pressure sucked
his eyeballs.
And they strained his eyeballs
that's because
he's underwater though
that's not because
of the goggles alone
yeah but that's what
was happening to me
I feel
well I just want to
address on YouTube
that I'm flipping
out my glasses
because these glasses
are polarized
and they make it
so I can't see the screen
so when I do this
you guys are literally
I can't see anything
totally black on the screen
it like takes it away
so that's when
that's why I keep going back and forth.
That's cool.
It's good to be able to do something.
What?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
It's good to have a little task.
It's like having a cigarette.
I keep dropping coffee on myself.
I went, we just recorded, we're doing two back-to-back episodes and I went to Starbucks
to kind of break up the...
Oh, you did?
To feel like I did? Yeah.
I ran over there.
And I'm trying to think of anything the monumental
app, but no, it was just my friend Lauren was there.
I have the other word just
to keep it on the same topic for a second.
Copium. Have you heard that yet?
Copium? Copium?
Are kids using that word?
It's used on Twitch a lot.
Copium? Copium. It's a combination of cope and opium word? It's used on Twitch a lot. Copium. Copium.
It's a combination of cope and opium.
So it's used satirically and is a joke term used to describe a fictional drug that one
consumes after suffering a loss, defeat, or disappointment.
Oh, so you need some copium, man.
Yeah.
Because you just lost this game.
It's often said when people try to make excuses for a failure or who try to spin something that's decidedly
negative into a positive.
What?
I didn't trip. I was just trying a new dance move.
Dude, copium. I don't get what that means.
I don't think copium is going to catch on
so much with the regular people outside
of Twitch because it's just...
I don't think it sounds very cool.
No, it sounds like a drug or a
genus of a type of
flower is being said copium because i guess it is a opiate it's a part oh is it opium's a flower
right i think i smoked opium one time i the weirdest drugs outside of pot that i've done i
think i did opium in high school but i don't remember i just remember it looks like a little
black rock yeah it didn't affect i don't remember it affecting me in any certain way and then i did salvia which is
so stupid yeah i'm so mad at myself i haven't heard about why is it so stupid because if you
watch videos of people on it people get so weird and almost pass out and just their bodies can
tort and they look like they're having an epileptic seizure they look horrified and it
lasts a very short amount of time but then you come out of it luckily i did not have that reaction
but i could have like it's very well documented all over youtube watch people on salvia it's
disturbing to watch and they are freaked out and i read on reddit all the time like what's the one
drug like you don't recommend and people are like salvia it fucked with like talking about dmt and
stuff it fucked with me so hard so i was lucky that i didn't experience that with it but i did smoke
synthetic weed in indiana oh dayton i was in dayton uh i remember it was the day of the royal wedding
i forget what year that was i remember it was on tv but i was staying at this comedy condo in Dayton. And there was this guy that I was working with who had kids and was on parole from a drunk driving thing.
And so he couldn't smoke weed because they drug tested him.
So he was like, I got the synthetic weed.
And it looked like Easter basket stuffing, that grass.
Oh, yeah.
Sure.
And he smoked that.
And my heart, I thought I was going to die.
I literally was considering writing a note or,
and I started like, the joke I wrote after it,
and this is not even a lie.
I started like cleaning up
because I literally thought EMTs
were going to have to be called
because my heart was being so fast
and I felt so crazy.
So that was the one time I was like, holy shit.
And I was like, what are you doing?
Why are you smoking something that looks like plastic?
Like, what is wrong with you
but i was just young and dumb man yeah like i wasn't trying to hurt myself but like i wasn't
thinking now everything has plastic in it that's true i was i was smoking microplastics before we
were drinking them or it was cool yeah so i mean yeah and then i smoked weed out of like a red bull
can and then i realized that i was just smoking. You just smoke aluminum?
What the fuck?
Yeah, insane.
Or a Bic pen?
Oh, yeah.
What?
You're not even supposed to microwave a plastic thing for 10 seconds and eat something out of it, yet you are inhaling the plastic fumes, which I did many times in creek beds in Kirkwood, Missouri through high school.
It's insane. So if you
look into Nikki's glasses,
if you hold them into a specific way, because the reflection
of the screens that we're
on are in her glasses, it looks like she has
big giant cartoon eyes.
Oh, really? Hold your head up and to the right
a little bit.
Oh, yeah. I see it. She's got big giant
cartoon eyes. Oh, my God. It does look like I can
kind of see it through it. It looks almost like I'm on Ants, the CGI.
Yeah, yeah.
Wow.
So go to YouTube if you want to see those wacky cartoon eyes.
I hope it looks good on the thing.
I'll keep looking up this way because I actually can see better because they pulverize slightly less.
Is this one good?
That one's great.
It looks like perfect
cartoon eyes.
Oh my god.
It looks like we added a filter.
I can see it.
This is good because I can seriously see it. My neck will start
hurting, but for now it's good.
You can turn your head the exact other way and you'll also
get cartoon eyes because you have the other screen.
Hold on. I'm trying to keep the little dots in the
middle.
Now there's two. Yeah, there you go.
There we go. Oh my god.
It really does. You really got to tune
into our YouTube if you want to experience this.
And I can't be too aware of it.
It's hard.
So Taylor Swift is coming
out with a new Albie.
Copious.
Yeah. And I haven't talked about it yet.
And I know it's been so many weeks,
but it just happened for me because we're pre-taping these episodes.
It happened.
How many nights ago?
Grammys were Sunday and it is now Wednesday.
So just want to walk you through my experience.
Um,
I was on the red carpet for the Janie's fund.
Janie's got a fund,
uh, event. And there was a woman who interviewed
me and I was talking about, I already talked about, I was talking about the foster system
and how foster care system and how women get out of it and they need help, whatever,
answering those questions. And then this one girl was like, can we talk about Taylor Swift
or something like that? And I was like, yes. And I go, I think tonight I'm trying to find the video.
I'm desperate to find this red carpet interview. It even just find the girl who it was so I can go hey can you give me that footage I said
Taylor Swift is everyone thinks she's gonna do a re-announce of her re-recording of Reputation
because that's what's next we just know it she's giving all the clues um but I said I actually
think she's announcing a brand new album I I know I know that's a lot to say but I don't think it's gonna be Reputation I think it's a brand new album because there's that's a lot to say, but I don't think it's going to be Reputation.
I think it's a brand new album.
I just had a sense because
the hints were not giving
over-the-top reputation.
There's been snakes in her outfits
and she's dropping Easter eggs here and there.
All of her friends turned their profile pictures
to black and white about two or three weeks ago.
And this is, again,
I'm talking two weeks in the past right ago. And this is, again, I'm talking to like two weeks
in the past right now. So this was five weeks to you. But like, right, I would say two weeks before
the Grammys, maybe three weeks, everyone in her circle, including Travis, turned their profile
pictures to black and white. And everyone's like, oh, that could be Reputation because
Reputation's imaging is like black and dark and snakes and like black
sparkles and like it's that vibe so everyone's like oh this is her teasing reputation it's coming
up but no once you see what this album is about this new album called the tortured poets department
did i get that right can you like have it up in front of okay for now um i just now memorized it
i don't know about other swifties but tortured poets department was not sticky in my brain in my brian that night i like kept thinking
it was the tortured poets committee the dead poet society dead poet society yeah like that's comes
into it and so it was just really hard for me to get but i think i tpd i i think is what we're
gonna call it as swifties because it's just a mouthful toilet paper
dick but yeah T paper
dick that's what I'll
call it and that's could
be her next album um
she could like I spice
just came out with a
song about fart and it's
number one or it's like
on the Billboard charts
it's the first song with
fart and I've always said
that you got what farts
are number one you do
fart song number one never said that always say it Iarts are number one. You do fart song,
number one.
You've never said that.
Always say it.
You predicted that?
I said on every episode
of the podcast.
Oh, really?
I've been on almost
a hundred episodes.
I've said it on every one.
You just got to find it.
But I predicted it.
And anyway,
so,
because it just felt like
it didn't feel
over the top reputation to me.
And it turns out
if you look at the
now styles of these different albums of what she's given us of this new one it is not reputation
at all but it's kind of could be so we all got clowned hard on this one which is what we call
it in the swifty community when we think she's going to do something then she doesn't or we
think one thing and she does the other thing the the emoji is a clown you just go like me me on
april 19th and it'll be like a clown. Like we know she's going to clown us.
Like we think she's going to do this.
She's going to go that way.
And she totally clowned us, but not me.
I knew, but I was coming out of the bathroom.
She won.
I'm running down the bathroom in these like seven inch heels for like from, I'm at the
palladium, the bathroom's like in the lobby.
So imagine the palladium is like going to a place to see a play, you know?
And so it's like you, the bathrooms are out in the foyer area like
removed from where it's being shown on the screen and i just hear her when i don't see it because
i'm in the bathroom and i'm running out and i have to run down these marble stairs like this
whole staircase like like i'm like cinderella at midnight like oh before and i'm running down and
i i hear her win but thankfully while i was running she was getting to her seat so i missed
all of her like you know high-fiving everyone and hugging someone but by the time I got in the room she was then
perfectly on stage ready to talk so I didn't miss that I was so excited so then I ran and I gave
Chris my camera because I was like I want to get a picture of me with her like you know winning and
I was because I was so excited because it was um her first thing that she won was best song, I think,
for Antihero. I'm sorry, I don't remember it right now. I should do that because she's my best friend,
but she looked so beautiful. I was so excited. And then she says, you know, and I want to tell
you something that I've kept secret for two years. And we're still thinking like, could it be
reputation? Because yeah, she could have been keeping that secret two years but i just knew and she's like i have a new album coming out um and i am so fucking excited and i i know it's annoying
i know swifties are annoying i just have to tell you as a swifty i can be really obnoxious sometimes
and i know it's like overblown and over the top and it's like roll your eyes it feels so good when
you hear that your favorite thing is about to have more of your favorite thing.
Like, just imagine that your team wins and you get to watch them play more in the playoffs or whatever.
Like, it's just more new things of the thing you love the most.
So, it is a amazing feeling that this bitch is so goddamn prolific.
Was there anyone else at your table that was a Swifty?
No.
So, you had to deal with this on your own.
I was looking around. I was like,
I vibed my table to see if anyone else
was a little bit over the top. Even
like, you know, just really had a lot
of respect for her.
Obviously, everyone respects her, but I just thought
someone would be, you know, even
a moderate.
I was looking for moderate. A moderate
to severe Swifty was it was the range
that i would have liked um but i there was no one but there was chris who knows how much she means
to me so he was excited that my friend won and i know that feels stupid but i don't think she's my
friend i'm not saying that in that way i'm just saying like for i have had friends win these
awards i've had friends like a best friend win an Emmy.
And it's the same feeling.
So you can say like, she's not your friend.
Like when Swifties are excited about Taylor winning these things,
someone can always be like, you don't really,
she doesn't feel like, this is not the way you react.
She's not your friend or whatever.
But I'm here to tell you, I have had friends with enemies.
It is the same feeling.
You are feeling a real thing that is like,
it means something and makes you feel good.
So lean into it, bitch.
But I had to pull back a little bit
because I just was trying to be cool
around my new famous friends.
And it just wasn't the vibe to be like,
hey, yes.
People are like talking about their kids,
showing pictures of their kids,
talking about other stuff.
Like it was just, people weren't even watching. And for me to be like, she won. Yes! People were talking about their kids, showing pictures of their kids, talking about other stuff.
People weren't even watching.
And for me to be like, she won!
Can you believe it? So I was furiously texting Noor Hadidi,
who is my one friend who is the biggest Swifty,
as big as I am.
And right on the same level.
She's severe, chronic Swifty.
And so we were texting back and forth about like,
oh my God,
she did it.
And I was like,
no,
I predicted it.
And she was like,
you did,
you said reputation.
I go,
oh fuck,
I didn't tell you my new prediction.
Cause I wanted it in writing.
I was searching our chat to be like,
I know I predicted this,
but yeah,
I was so excited.
And so then.
That's how I felt about 9-11.
What? That I, I predicted it,. And so then... That's how I felt about 9-11. What?
That I predicted it, but nobody had it in writing.
You do wonder if you went back in time and could stop 9-11, how you would convince people.
You would just go like, hey, will you just screen people extra hard at this airport today?
Or these airports?
No one would ever believe you.
No.
Especially not back then.
No, but you could just be like i have have i have you know information that uh and then you'd get arrested and you'd get yeah they'd be like how
do you know this and you're like i'm from the future it's a long story like it's gonna be as
crazy as american nightmare when they were like these guys come in with wetsuits on and put
headphones over our ears and goggles speaking of of goggles that you were wearing, if you saw American Nightmare, the story,
the way in which this guy kidnapped these people was so
crazy
that he definitely sounded like he had
murdered her because he said this guy was wearing a wetsuit
and put music on
in their headphones and then made a little square
for them to sit in. Everyone was
just like, oh yeah, and then did the guys
climb out of the sea and try to kidnap
his girlfriend? It's like, we know you killed her.
This is ridiculous.
It was as if he said, I'm from the future.
So yeah, you'd be fucked with the, I'm from the future.
That would be a funny movie.
If a guy's from the future,
he keeps trying to prevent tragedies from happening
and no one believes him.
And then they keep happening.
He's like, I told you, I'm from the future.
Yeah, that's interesting.
And they're like, no, we think you're the cause of it like what oh that's good okay someone make that someone someone steal
brian's idea okay wait i have i have uh conspiracy theory questions about this yeah please before we
go through the track listing if you have anything to say so um joe alwyn is this album about him he's he says not a great week to be joe alwyn yeah he
says he has a great chat yes that's okay so he did yes this is man club and we all knew about
this this was in an interview a while ago with paul mescal that he did where he said that they
have a group chat called the tortured man's club is that what it's called um it's called the uh the tortured man club okay so yes they they had
done an interview where i think it was for vanity fair where they admitted that they had this chat
and this was months ago it might have been even when taylor was still with joe maybe a year or so
ago and um yeah that's that's definitely possible that she could be hinting at that and making fun
of that a little bit um but because i do think there's going to be something i think she's going
to take herself not so seriously as we all think she's going to take herself with this new like
whole poetry thing like i think she's she's going to have like a wink she's going to be winking at
us throughout it so i don't i don't think she named it the tortured poets department because she's like i'm a tortured poet poet and
i'm the commissioner of the or like you know the chairman because she's she does have that listed
chairman taylor swift or whatever it is which i think it's all like fun funny i think it's funny
um otherwise i'll have to i'll have to know, reassess once I hear the music,
the music's going to be amazing no matter what.
That's what we know.
I don't care what she's doing with the branding of it.
Like I actually, it's not that I don't care.
I just, whatever she means by it.
I love it all.
I think it's gorgeous.
Her photo on the fucking cover of this new album is so good.
It's so sexy, but it's like not over the top at all,
but it's like she's wearing a sheer top. Her mouth, her lips are partially opened in a perfect
way. She looks stunning. It's hot. It's sexy, but it's also indie and cool. It's just she nailed it,
nailed it with this album cover. I think I love it it so much and then the track listing got released last time
with midnights she would give us a new track like every twice a week i think it was all of a sudden
she'd post on tiktok this midnight thing where she would get a call she'd be in this room and
she'd get a call and she'd be like the next track is vigilante shit and then but it was oh she would
pick a ball out of this thing she would roll this like lottery ball and then she'd be like oh i'm gonna reveal track three so you would just get a
random one every night and we were freaking out because we're like she has a song called vigilante
shit she's putting shit in the fuck she just started cussing two albums ago now she's saying
shit she like doesn't give a fuck that was so exciting and then you know so the track names
are so important to being a swifty because you get to like have this whole experience of like imagining what it could be and being like, oh fuck. And so we got all of them in one night.
We had to wait for so long, which I'm a little bit sad about because it's fun to just get something
new every so often. But I think the tracks got leaked on TikTok, which people are saying,
how could that happen? She keeps her circle so tight. Like if you want to listen to a Taylor
Swift song, if she is like, hey, this this other artist will you listen to the song someone flies to that city and brings them the
track to listen to and then takes it away on a physical device it does not get sent digitally
ever ever anywhere so um she doesn't fuck around but people are saying that because records take
so long to print it's someone involved with the
like some printing of the record he did it he leaked it post one um i'm so excited he's on
uh the first track called fortnight which people are saying that fortnight might be about how
joe plays so much fortnight oh brother dude can you imagine it's such a good word too and it fits
with the aesthetic and and
like being a poet like saying fortnight but then it being a song about him playing too much
fortnight is fucking brilliant and so just like dude i really do feel bad for joe alwyn but like
he'll be okay he'll be okay i don't i i'm, I'm like, what is he? Poor Joe Alwyn.
Cause what do you do in defense?
Like you've signed all the NDAs.
You really can't give an interview in which you talk about her.
And if you want to talk about her in your art,
as she's talking about you,
what are you going to act really mad one time?
Like,
what are you going to,
you have to write a character,
write a movie.
Yeah.
How hard is that?
Where he's from the future
and he's coming back
to tell everyone
about 9-11.
He has,
you know,
like,
artistically,
I want him to have
the freedom to respond
because I think it's fair.
Like,
Chris always wanted
to start a podcast
for men who get
talked about on podcasts.
Like,
their girlfriends
do podcasts.
And so,
they just go in
and listen to the podcast and then
comment on their side of things and i'm like do it i think that's a great idea i will be i'll uh
i'll own up to this stuff but uh i i think that it's it isn't fair if someone is not able to
reply but it's like what if your girlfriend is a comedian and gets to talk all about your
relationship and your job is like,
you tap dance in musicals.
Like, what are you,
how are you gonna,
like, you don't write plays,
like, or you are an electrician.
Like, you, I guess you,
but if you sign an NDA,
you can't write about someone outright.
It's okay. I guess it's a conviction.
As Jacqueline Novak said in her last special,
they got the blowjobs, and isn't that enough?
Yeah.
Blowjobs are pretty great.
These guys dated Taylor Swift for a while,
and that's the price you pay.
Oh, is that what she's saying?
Jacqueline says it too.
She's talking about all these guys that she gave blowjobs to,
and she's like,
but is it offensive to them to be talking about them like this so intimately? And she's like, but is it offensive to them
to be talking about them
like this so intimately?
And she's like,
I'm not going to name them by name,
but also they got the blowjobs
and isn't that enough?
Yes.
Yeah.
That is, oh God, I love that.
Yeah.
I think Jacqueline and I
have blown the same people.
So I think,
or same person,
one of the same people.
Because I remember us both being this uh
i was very jealous of her at first because she was just a beautiful girl my age blonde hair
similar features i'm like and so funny so i remember being like who is she and she had this
amazing like i think it was on myspace she had this photo that she just looked like a fucking
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Jacqueline Novak, whose new special...
Get on your knees.
Get on your knees.
Such a good name, too, but I couldn't remember.
But she's amazing, and I used to be...
Yeah, I used to look at her from afar and be like,
God, she is, like, everything I want to be.
She reminded me of this girl in high school
who I really admired.
Jen Shoemaker? No, Lisa Schumumeyer Lisa Schumeyer was
also a girl that I just was like she looks like me if I could figure out how to just tweak myself
a little bit like I can see myself looking exactly like this girl if I just figure it out you know
Lisa Schumeyer's flares always hit on the ground perfectly like not too baggy where it would be like,
you would get like a fold at the bottom.
There's a name for that.
My stylist just taught me,
but I don't know what it is where it kind of like crunkles at the bottom
because it's too long.
It's called crunkle.
So there's two crunkles on the bottom usually for me with either,
cause they're too long,
but hers would hit,
it would crunkle just that little seam,
you know,
the little end part of the,
so it wouldn't even be that be like half that, but it would never if she raised if she crossed her legs it
would still be at that level like i don't know they were just i used to just stare at her the
fit of her jeans and how they would gracefully lay perfectly across her birkenstock and then
they would crumple in the front because you have to have like a little crumble but in the back
there wouldn't be too much crumbling they were never dirty and she had this like maybe she
could just like put back like her hair you could tell dried straight like fuck you if you're a girl
whose hair dries straight i'll just speak for frizzy haired bitches we resent you and i know
that you resent us because you want to have curl in your hair so it's like the grass is greener but
man i really admire girls that can just their hair dries straight mine does now because i have enough
weight on it but when you are have short hair as a girl with hair like it doesn't it drives
drives crazy um frizzle frizzle yeah miss frizzle it's frizzling out and um but yeah wait who was i
originally talking about that reminded me of this girl jaceline Novak. Yeah. So, Jacqueline. So, Jacqueline. I remember finding out about her because the guy I had blown and was like, I liked.
Final thought.
And like always wanted this.
I always wanted this guy to like come back around.
I saw him like hanging out with her and I was like, oh, God.
Like she is the better version of me.
Like he did it.
And I was really jealous. But then I got to know
her and
she's so amazing.
Have we talked about her special yet?
Nice. I haven't watched it.
So I can't yet.
And I'm so embarrassed I haven't because
I owe it to her
and I promoted it.
Yeah, I will. Watch it on the plane.
I think it's hard for me right now to watch other women's specials because of
that competitive nature in myself of being,
I just don't,
I I'm avoiding things that I know are going to be great because I have a
special coming out and I've just reviewed mine and I can't take mine back.
Like it's in,
it's in the chamber ready to shoot.
And once it's shot,
I can watch other specials.
But right now when I'm like,
I could change it,
which I can't like,
there's something in me that's making me not watch good comedy specials yeah right now when i'm like i could change it which i can't like there's something in me that's making me not watch um good comedy specials especially from um beautiful
blonde women which there seems to be only like she doesn't seem that blonde to me she i was a viewer
as a brunette really yeah okay all right well now i can watch it like dark yes wait you can talk
speak to it how did you feel about it um i thought it was an incredible piece of art. Hilarious. And I feel like she's been working on this special for five years. So I would expect it to be extremely particular in its wording and things like that. somewhat invented a new form of comedy that marries poetry and stand up in a
way that it's a genre bending piece of work that totally is going to inspire a
new generation.
I think there's clips I've seen.
It is absolutely,
it is totally tortured poets department.
Yeah.
It's funny poetry.
Yeah.
It's like leaning into that style,
but also mocking it sort,
sort of having fun within it while also like honoring it it's totally tpd there's going to be a generation of barred
graduates who are going to try stand-up comedy and do it like jacqueline novak and they're not
going to be it's going to be like when they were the baby birds she's brilliant dude she wrote a
book about depression i should read that book since I've been feeling depressed recently.
I never read that book either.
I just have to say I have a lot of talented friends that do a lot of things, and I don't
always get to all of them, and I feel bad admitting that.
But I'm going to read that book because that's actually what I need right now.
Or watch The Great Depress.
Maybe that'll help.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, Gary's.
I loved that.
I loved that a lot.
Gary Goldman. Gary Goldman special. Yeah, The Great Dep Great Depresh yeah I should watch that again you're right
and Neil talk about
Neil Brennan he has a lot of
comedy about depression but
Tortured Poets
Department track listings I just want to say
we're about to get
a really good album like
it's going to be so much fun some of these titles
are just like someone kind of talked about how this album is probably the stages of grief and
her breakup because she only gave us the song you're losing me as the song about her breakup
with joe and she probably wrote it about um him before they broke up this last time it's probably
written between two breakups or before the first breakup.
So that song's amazing, You're Losing Me.
It's like perfect for anyone who's going through a breakup
and the struggles of like,
it's written from the perspective of someone
who's like telling someone the first time like,
I have a question.
Hey, we have to end this.
About Taylor's history.
Has she ever released an album
while in a relationship with a new guy?
Or is this all because it's kind of new?
No.
Lover was all about falling in love with Joe.
But she teased her love with...
Yeah.
Huh?
No, like now she's with Travis.
And let's say some of the songs in this album
are about her relationship with Joe Allen.
Has she been in this kind of situation or was she always broken up when the album came out? No, she the songs in this album are about her relationship with Joe Allen has she been in this kind of situation or
was she always broken up when the album came out
um no she's been in this situation
she's been on the next one so Joe definitely
dealt with well she was
more coming out of the Kanye Kim stuff
that he dealt with that but I think yes
there's Travis is gonna have to
be okay with her writing about other guys
and being sad or whatever like a part
of me was like can can he handle this?
Yeah, because she's fucking...
I mean, because it's going to be undeniably
musically fucking perfect.
But
it's...
She's over that guy. So she's writing about being over him
because the first part, there's like four
quadrants people are kind of separating them into.
I think she actually separated them.
Side A, side B, whatever.
C, D.
And then, but it's like the stages of going through relationships.
So the first part is about breaking up with Joe.
The second part is about,
like when they were talking about breaking up,
breaking up and then her rebound with Matt Healy.
What is the third?
What are the tracks in the third quadrant called?
So Long London. Oh,on okay that's him her
leaving joe joe is london he's from london he's he's the guy from the song london boy so that is
straight up going to be like bye joe yeah can't wait but daddy i love him but daddy i love him
is a shirt that was um harry styles wore he is pictured with it maybe more than once it says
but daddy i love him it's also from It says, but daddy, I love him.
It's also from The Little Mermaid.
She says, daddy, I love him.
She doesn't say, but daddy. She says, daddy, I love him. Which is released in 1989, which is Taylor's
birth year. So people think it could be.
And that is a story of a woman
who lost her voice because she was so in love.
People are
speculating that The Little Mermaid could be
related to that.
Fresh out the slammer. Fresh out the slammer is could be related to that. What was it? Fresh Out the Slammer.
Fresh Out the Slammer is she's out of the prison she was in.
So this is the first, this is when she's out.
And by the way, this is all, I get this all from a TikTok guy who broke it down.
And he's amazing.
And I wish I could credit him, but I don't remember him.
But he kind of put this all together.
Not all of what I'm saying, but the thing about Fresh Out of the Slammer.
Because after Fresh Out of the Slammermer it's florida right yeah so florida is the date because there's one song
called something florida what is it called it's just called florida with three exclamation three
exclamation points and it's uh featuring florence and the machine yes so florence and machine is
going to be on that's going to be amazing in florida swifties have discovered is the first
date that she had after her breakup.
Like, that she was performing in Florida.
So, that's like, something happens in Florida.
And then comes the Matt Healy stuff.
But Daddy I Love Him might also be Matt Healy.
We're not sure.
And then the ending, I think the last couple songs, or on the fourth part, is going to be her coming out of it and meeting Travis. So we might get like a whole life cycle of a breakup into the new life,
which I'm so excited about.
I need this so badly.
I just cannot wait this long.
It's the 19th of April.
When are you due, Noah?
End of April.
But who knows?
Two things for me to look forward to.
I mean, I get that
This is such a great win for the Grammys
It's gonna be such a good
Taylor Swift announces her album
Dropping at the Grammys
People said it was lame that she did that
And I'm like why
There is one thing that bothers me
It's that her boyfriend's in the Superbowl this weekend
And now this is being totally overshadowed
Because she just did an album thing The same weekend that he's gonna be in the Super Bowl this weekend And now this is being totally overshadowed Because she just did an album thing
The same weekend that he's going to be in the Super Bowl
Or they can both have their moments
Everybody's talking about her album
But the Super Bowl
Now nobody cares about the Super Bowl anymore
No one's talking about it
No one's
Is someone feeling hurt
That no one's talking about sports No one's talking about the sports oh, is someone feeling hurt that no one's talking about sports?
No one's talking about the sports and everyone's talking about Joe Alwyn.
I'm sick of Joe Alwyn.
That is really interesting, Brian, that you think that she's stealing a spotlight.
Listen, not a horrible theory.
Interesting theory, but I just don't think that's it.
But I can see.
This episode is coming out five weeks after the Super Bowl.
Okay, maybe, yeah. But maybe by now it's been proven either right or wrong. but I can see also this episode is coming out five weeks after the Super Bowl okay maybe
yeah but maybe
by now it's been
proven either right
or wrong
yeah
I like that she wore
a white dress
to the Grammys
especially with everyone
talking about engagement
and all that
I don't know if that
was like a drop
oh interesting
I didn't even think of that
I have so much to say
about the tracks
but we have to go
we learned a lot today
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