The Nikki Glaser Podcast - # 431 Losing Friends To “Coolness”, Can OnlyFans Accounts Survive Without Nudity?

Episode Date: April 12, 2024

Nikki is now in LA and closer to a very busy week. Her afternoon started with a fundraiser where she got to spend some quality time with Tiffany Haddish. If you had bad breath, would you bring it up to the person you're talking to, or pretend like it's not there? Is it classier to watch French adult films? What about having an OnlyFans, can people be successful without posting nudes? These are the important questions of the day. Nikki, Brian, and Noa talk about losing a high school friend to coolness, and why friends are important at the end of life. They cover women's basketball and how high the bar is set in comedy. In the Final Thought, we learn that Nikki doesn't like to look back at her work, but this time she's glad she did. And why it's important to always respond immediately to a sexy nude. Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free, and get exclusive bonus content: https://apple.co/nikkiglaserpodcast    Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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The Nikki Glaser Podcast. Here's Nikki. Hello, here I am. Welcome to the podcast. It's Nikki Glaser. I am the host of the Nikki Glaser podcast Here's Nikki Hello, here I am Welcome to the podcast It's Nikki Glaser I am the host of the Nikki Glaser podcast I'm here I'm in Los Angeles, California

If you listened to the show yesterday This podcast is being recorded the same day Two episodes in one Same day Unreal Many hours in between Brian's here, Noah's here What's up, guys?

What did you do with your hours? Jesus Christ What did you guys do with your hours? I mean, I guess we did the first one at 11 a.m. And now it's 5.30. So a lot's happened. I'm transitioning. No, I could be at this point. I drove to Los Angeles from Temecula.

One of the best drives in America. It was pretty sweet. I was in the back of an Escalade. I mean, it's nice. The casino hooked it up, provided a free transport. Pechanga. Pechanga, really. I just kept saying Pechanga after punchlines last night.

Kind of like a bazinga type thing. That was fun. And then I did a Zoom call game this game show that i can't reveal why i'm excited about it uh i uh i did a zoom call about how to play the game and we talked about that and got you know uh learned the rules and then this is how tv works if you don't know because i would not have known like you you get asked to do a show 48 hours before it happens because someone more famous dropped out and then you instantly

change everything in your schedule to accommodate it because being on TV is very important. Everything changes and luckily you're at a point in your life where you have a team of people who will cooperate with you and schedule it for you. So shout out to my assistant. Shout out to both of you who were able to change the podcast time to accommodate these just i've

been waiting for my shout out and i really appreciate it thank you brian frangie in the house shout out thank you guys for being so flexible um tv12 you can thank tv12 for that yeah for the pliability right yeah yeah and uh yeah so yes and then you you you go like okay what am i gonna wear and you have to call stylists and then you have to figure out who the hair and makeup people are gonna be and then um and you don't even think about like do i even know how to play this game and then eventually you get on a creative call and then they tell you all about the show and they um um say how it's gonna work and they say they're so excited to have you and and they probably mean it sometimes i think these and they say they're so excited to have you and they probably mean it sometimes. I think these

people actually did. They're really sweet. I've worked on a lot of game shows so there's a lot of overlap. So I've worked with a lot of these people and they're so nice and it sounds like it's going to be fun. And then I checked into, I'm staying in LA for like a month or more right now. So I checked into my like temporary

apartment hotel situation. It's a hotel or an airbnb it's a hotel it's like a extended residency so for like dads who have just freshly been kicked out of the house and are trying to still win back their wives and explain like she means nothing to me it was a mistake yeah um yeah it's it's nice it's a nice place it's a little bit it's it's not a hotel where like there are people at the front desk but it's it's nice it's a nice place it's a little bit it's it's not a hotel where like there are people at the front desk but it's not like hotel vibes of like we're so happy you're here it's like more like you just you you are here you know nice amenities though it'll be good

um but then i and still i dropped my bags and then i had to run to that charity show and i was running late don't you hate when you're running late to something and you're telling the person, I'm almost there, I'm so sorry. And I wasn't even running late. My set was at 3.35. I was going to be walking in 3.34 and I can go right up on stage. I don't need to meditate in a room or something about my set.

I'll walk right on the stage. I'm not getting any response except thumbs up. And then I get there, I'm like, I'm ready. And they're like, oh, there's two people still in front of you and they're both doing 20 minutes. I'm like, oh, so I'm 40 minutes early? And you guys know me. I don't like to be early for anything because I don't like stillness.

I don't like hanging around backstage at the comedy show. This was the matinee performance. Yeah, this was the 3.30 set. Was it outdoors? No, it was at the Bourbon Room. Oh, the Bourbon room oh the bourbon room yes have you been there

I've been there was um who are the other two comics who are the other two comics oh the one that were before you

then I didn't know actually the ones in front of me but Tiffany Haddish was backstage so I got to hang out with Tiffany that's cool

for a little bit and we I'm always just like in passing with her so it was nice to like hang out and talk to her and she's I saw Tiffany Haddish

at a restaurant once really yeah at a just closed down now which is surprising because it was very popular hotspot amongst the influencers

but it closed nonetheless and you saw her there I saw her there isn't that great this is like that Eric Andre story you had I saw her

but I just saw her at a table eating dinner with somebody and I said isn't that Tiffany Haddish she's all over the place. She's so famous. She's in everything.

She's even in my restaurant. She was talking about her DUI. She got in November because she said she's sober now. And I was like, since when? She's like, since November. I'm like, and it's weird when you are kind of friendly with people and you know that they went through something like that. You don't want to pretend like you don't know know but you also don't want to bring it up but like i did know that she

got a dui because she like fell asleep at the wheel which is just hilarious is the most hilarious way to get a dui and i and it's happened to her twice i guess it's so funny not while driving she was no she was parked oh she pulled over on the side of the road probably not great you could get a dui for parking and falling asleep yeah if, if the car's running, I think. Isn't that a responsible thing to do? That's what I said. It sounded like you were responsible, and she's like, not if they want to make money. Oh, yeah, that's true.

And she was like, I didn't realize how famous I was until it was everywhere. It was everywhere. Well, people want to take her down. Yeah, because she's been around too long, and she's too in everything including the restaurant. She's been the target of controversy, so people are clamoring to find more reasons to make a hit. I love her. Whenever I see her,

she just seems to be treating everyone around her so equally, doesn't think she's hot shit, even though she is and could act like that. I think she's so funny and she's so pretty. I was just looking at her like, God, she's so... Sometimes when you're around famous people who have had that glow up,

and she's pretty anyway, even before she was famous, but she's just like, their skin texture is different when they got that money. You just want to look at it. They're radiant. I was very aware that I might have had bad breath. When you think you have bad breath, do you say something or do you just try not to breathe heavy or do you try to face it down?

That's kind of what I did. Why don't you address it? Why don't you take a mint? I didn't. No one had one and I didn't have one with me. Otherwise, I would have been- You always got to have a Ricola. I'm always handing you Ricolas.

Not because I think you have bad breath, but because I always have them. Yeah. I love a mint or a recall i'll always take a cough drop but i didn't have anything and i just knew it probably wasn't good and so i just like aimed it down but she very well could be like nikki glazer has stinky breath and that would be like what she knows about me because i don't think i'll ever get that close to her again and even if i do like when you're around someone who has really bad breath like and that's your like main interaction with them.

Like they just have bad breath the rest of your life. Like that's what you think. No, there's no going back. Especially because they had it once in public at three 35. Like that's not too late for morning breath. There's no excuse. Yeah. She's got a great name.

You know how, when some people become famous, you go like, who the fuck is that? When Tiffany Haddish really came on the scene, I just assumed she had been famous for a long time because of her name. Yeah.

It just sounds like a famous person's name. Haddish. It's like radish. It just sounds, yeah. I like the word garnish. That's like a cool, like any kind of ish. It's like, mm. Mm-hmm.

Blackish, whitish, mixed-ish. I remember this girl. Who did those shows? Oh, yeah, yeah, ish. That's totally it. Yeah. She's...

I don't know who did those shows. I forget his name. But I think he wears sweatpants a lot, that creator. Anyway... You know how when you go to the bathroom

and then you wash your hands and then you have to shake someone's hand and you go, ah, my hands are wet. I didn't pee on them. Yeah. That's like with you that's like what

the should you do the breath thing yeah my breath stinks i know yes i mean and then if it doesn't it's really awkward like because i was i think i told this on the podcast but i was going to my stylist one time for a fitting and i didn't realize that like i did not smell great down there like it just had been like a... It was probably like... I've been having weird periods lately, not that you asked, Brian, but my periods will seem to stop.

They used to be... They're always three days long, my periods, have been my whole life. I've always been really blessed with maybe a half day of heavy flow. And I know that's really rare, and I'm lucky. But lately, they've been stopping when they regular stop,

and then they amp up again. So it was in that interim period where i'm like i'm done with it and then i think it started again and like i just i hadn't i didn't have a cork up there so things were just it was just like not a good day down there and i didn't know what was going on until i and i had traveled and i also had spray tan body odor like just bad and i remember thinking oh my god they totally smell it so i said something i'm sorry like if my pussy stinks i think i said pussy stinks which is like i've known these girls for like almost 10 years now so i can kind of talk that way but it was a little bit on the edge of like no because it was just so gross to say it's just like you can say your breath stinks and that's

acceptable but to ever admit that your pussy stinks like girls like can't admit it that I got a rancid gunch like it exactly yeah it doesn't it just sounds like once a rancid gunch always a rancid gunch like it doesn't seem like something that can be temporary and so if you admit you have it like almost is like you shouldn't do it even by the way I think I made up gunch

I've been saying it a lot good that sounds like someone's famous his last name James Gunch Eddie Gunch He's the guy who created Blackish No it's Kenya Barris I looked it up

I think you wear sweatpants a lot I think I was right about that I said that and I could tell that they were just like we don't smell it and now we know that you do just like we didn't we don't smell it and now we know that you do and this is just no one needs any of this so sometimes we call something out just feel it i just feel that they were like whoa they were like blown away that i said it so brazenly

yeah and it wasn't like i don't think they had smelled anything so it was i could have just left it alone i could see that being pretty wild to hear. Yeah. Did you come in there hot too, stomping in there? My pussy stinks. I'm sure I came in there hot. I just imagine you barging in like Kramer. I'm just like, my pussy stinks, all right? No, it was after I bent down to take off a dress that was really tight. So I bent down, so I got close to it, and I was like, oh boy.

And I said it as I was like, guys, think i really my pussy stinks right now and i'm really sorry um and it's so embarrassing to even like as i'm saying it right now i can't i'm this is all this is a this is really yeah my pussy has never stank ever it always smells good isn't it true though noah that you can say your breast stinks but like admitting that your pussy has stunk even once kind of makes you feel like she probably always stinks it's uh it's pretty uncomfortable to admit yeah why is that like you can admit that oh my armpits my armpits my hair or my hair yeah it doesn't smell good right now but like your once a stank gun she always a stank gun yeah like you are that that's so so strange. But I'm not that. My pussy does not stink regularly.

I know for a fact. I don't know what I'd do if I had that problem. I would probably not leave the house because there are some people that just have, like the guy in the holdovers, Paul Giamatti's character, just had a body odor from having some kind of condition. I love that film.

I watched it on a plane, so it's not fair, but I really did love it. I think that isn't fair. I watched it with my parents so it's not fair but i really did love it i think that isn't fair i watched it with my parents which isn't fair too positive memories it just whatever whoever you can totally that's why comments are so scary on youtube because they are the people you're watching it with like they you know like if you watch something with a group of people that don't like something you probably will go walk away from it not liking it as much as if you watched it with people who were like, I love this. Like we are influenced. Also, it says something about you, doesn't it?

That you're watching this video and so are all these people who are commenting. So in that way, doesn't it make you like them? You have something in common with these people who have been served or have chosen to watch this video you are one think about that sometimes where i was like i think i would get i really want to meet the other people who are watching this exact pornographic film i'm watching that is who i would want to meet because i want to talk about that's one thing i really i've talked about a little bit in my act and stuff about the stuff I'm drawn to in porn, but it's so specific, the things that I like, that I feel like I would have a really good time chatting with someone who's also getting off to the same exact thing.

Probably also Paul Giamatti. I wouldn't be surprised. But I just think I would have a lot in common with someone who was into the same exact thing, but I wouldn't want our conversation to be sexual. It would be like, I would just want to see what kind of thing we went through as kids that made us want this or like right adults and who knows who really knows yeah but i am getting into french porn because it makes me feel more classy french yes french because a french gangbang they literally say ooh la la i'm not even joking you watch a french porn and you will hear oh la la and you will hear voila when they come i'm not joking they say voila that is crazy it's

so and they're like like they do and it's they're it's literal it's it's legit french porn but they they do they're like wearing striped shirts smoking cigarettes every stereotype eating croissants yeah doing things with baguettes no it's um they really do say voila in french porn that's hilarious is that so funny because we don't say here it is in america when we come that's not even a translation that's just their culture is to go voila like a magician this just means lots of things it just means it's like a thing to say when it's like here it like we don't say why say anything i think saying anything after you come is intrinsically funny think of something what could you possibly say that's not funny after coming um yeah i mean it's weird to say nothing though you go oh just grunting yeah you

just grunt and then you go oh then you animal sounds i think anything you can't say anything it just even like i'm done even maybe i'm coming that's the only thing you could say that's not funny i came i came i saw her. I conquered. Voila. Like, just check it out. It really does happen in French porn. So I've been trying to watch that a little bit and to just, like, work on my French. Yeah, of course. And it makes me feel less disgusting because it feels like they're bringing in, like, class

and art. It's like art. Yeah. But it's not. It's porn. It's not good. I think porn might be really bad for the world like really bad i'm starting to think that why is that because it devalues the human existence

or i just sensitizes people to sexual encounters limits their ability to connect with others yeah i mean i'm i was being a little bit i guess facetious when i said i think it's really bad because it's clearly really bad but i think it it's way worse than anyone thinks because no one talks about watching porn. So the only people really getting help for their porn addictions are people that are so far gone in that world. But I think a lot of people struggle with it, even though I do love it and I watch a lot of it. And I also just don't think that anyone ever dreams of doing porn and if you're a yeah that that's what i think about like i i just thought about is like what are the statistics of like how many former porn stars like you know commit suicide or just like

in a bad place lots and why do porn at all i mean if you if the goal is to make money then just start an only fans you don't have to fuck anybody and you'll make 10 times as much no no no only fans i saw a really important reddit that i actually wanted to read on the podcast about girl a girl was like i'm just ready to start an only fans i'm struggling too much like i'm gonna do it and someone wrote like here's why you shouldn't okay you will 100 they will find. They will. What's it called when they steal your image and they take it and put it. Yeah. They'll do that.

Deep fake. No, no, they'll just take. They'll just. I forget. There's a word for it when it's done online, but they'll take your paywall content and they'll just put it out on Reddit or, you know, it will end up on the free market of porn eventually. Most of the guys that you encounter that try to

pay extra money where you make a lot of money is doing extra stuff you know like personalized videos and stuff those guys will interact with you to plan the video and then they will jerk off to the interaction and then they will never pay you cash for the so most of the interactions that you are trying to figure out what video to make so i can make extra money those guys just get off on like telling you like interacting with you in an email or messaging and they never come through with the money to pay for the actual video that they were talking about and they just jerk off to you talking to them about the video and so they that also happens and um and also can you imagine waking up in the morning and having to make some kind of fucking content where you stick your toe in your pussy or something like i can you imagine waking up in the morning and having to make some kind of fucking content

where you stick your toe in your pussy or something? Like, I can't imagine. There's just mornings where I just can't even get it enough together to put on a shirt and talk about Taylor Swift on a podcast or whatever. You know, like I'm not, but to like act. I can't even bring myself to make my Apple videos. And well, that's almost like porn. That's a lot of enthusiasm.

Yeah, that takes a lot out of you. You're doing a lot of research, but it's just, I don't think OnlyFans is what, and the market's oversaturated, so you won't make as much as you think you're going to. There was this whole list of a person that was like, please, honey, do not do this. It will come back to haunt you.

But if it's just your feet, I could get into that. I think girls, just don't put your face in the stuff if you could avoid it, if you want to start an OnlyFans. Or or just do it and if you don't care then fucking just do it i don't care either i'm more power to you okay we're gonna do a break and we'll come back and do more show 2025 is bound to be a fascinating year it's going to be filled with money challenges and opportunities i'm joel. Ooh, and I am Matt. And we're the hosts of How To Money.

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Are they getting people paying bills? I feel like OnlyFans is trying to trend away from the pornography stuff because there's this jujitsu gal who's on there. Her name is Fiona Davis, and she does jujitsu videos. OnlyFans is doing comedy. They did the roast of Bert Kreischer. And Whitney Cummings.

They do stand-up shows and stuff. That's not a successful venture. OnlyFans' real money is coming from porn. And it always will. Well, maybe not. Maybe they'll create the next Blacklist or something. is coming from porn. Yeah. And it always will. Well, maybe not. I guess if they, maybe they'll create the next Blacklist or something and everyone will start

watching OnlyFans as a network. Oh, Blacklist the show? Yeah. What is that show? Just some random show I plucked at a dinner. Oh, okay, gotcha.

Yeah. What's that show with Kevin Spacey on Netflix? House of Cards? House of Cards. I've been trying to remember the name of it. I never watched that. And as soon as I was going to, he was like, you know, cancelled.

Yeah, too late. I guess I don't need to do this anymore. There's so many shows that you just go, I should watch that. Sopranos is the one that I really should watch. That's a lot of commitment. That's like nine seasons or something. Yeah. I feel like I'll have to do it with someone who wants to re-watch it someday or something.. Oh, but that's a lot of commitment. That's like nine seasons or something. Yeah. I feel like I'll have to do it

with someone who like wants to rewatch it someday or something. I don't think that's one I'm going to take on on my own. And I will want to know when people are about to be off because I don't really like,

you know, I don't want shock violence. There's a character in Sopranos named Pussy. Oh yeah, Big Pussy, right? Yeah. Did you watch Sopranos, Noah? You look like you did.

No, I did not. You did not? Did you watch The Wire? I also have this undertaking. Hmm? Did you watch sopranos noah you look like you did no i did not you did not i also have this undertaking did you watch the wire yes i love the wire you loved it yeah and i watched and i've never heard that listed among the best shows of all time but was it really good yes it was the same creator as the wire oh You know what else I really love from around that era was Battlestar Galactica. Oh, that's the one that everyone says is amazing. Yeah.

I mean, it has its ups and downs, but for definitely the first several seasons were... The first three seasons of Battlestar Galactica are on par with the first three seasons of Game of Thrones. Okay. Yeah. God, the pressure to keep that up, and then the fans get so disappointed in you. The ending of Game of Thrones was so bad.

Battlestar Galactica's ending was not bad. It was a little underwhelming, but it was better than Game of Thrones. There's no series that's more complete, in my mind, from start to finish, than Breaking Bad. Yes. They had a plan. They executed the plan. They executed the plan. They finished the character arc, and it was over.

Okay. Yeah. I might see that, too, but again, there's too much violence in that one, I think. But it's funny. It's fun. They're having a good time. Okay. Yeah.

I know. That's one I got to watch with someone, too. Okay. That's the one I really need to see. That one you can get hooked on. And then Better Call Saul. Can I watch Better Call Saul without watching Breaking Bad? You can, but you shouldn't.

You'll appreciate the characters more if you do watch Breaking Bad. But you'll appreciate them anyway. What my life has in it right now, because I didn't spend those however many 40 hours, 30, 60, 8 hours watching that series that everyone else did. What did I do with that time? Learn the words to wet ass pussy or something? No, you probably were crushing your

head because you had a migraine headache. Oh, that was going on at that time in my life. Don't get the IUD, girls. I was getting migraine headaches from it. Damn, that was from the IUD? Because I don't listen to my body, I had no idea those were connected, that they started the day after I got the IUD. The day I got it taken out, they never came day after I got the IUD. Oh my God. And then the day I got it taken out,

they never came back and I never connected the two. Oh my God. Yeah. How many years? They were horrible. Like two years, I think. Fuck. And I don't even know why I got the IUD out.

I just eventually was like, I don't think I need this. And boy, getting it put in and taken out, two most painful moments of my life. And then all the migraines in between, also the most. All of that was the most pain I've ever felt in my human existence, all connected to the IUD. And for what? Abortion would not have been as painful as all of that.

It really wouldn't have. And I'm not being funny. It just wouldn't have been. I would have rather gotten pregnant and gotten an abortion. I know it wouldn't have been easy, and it's maybe not right if you're a Christian or whatever, but that would not have been as painful as all the shit that I went through with that IUD. Those migraines that I like, man, just cry. I understand why they're called suicide headaches.

You are just like, if this kept going on, there's nothing I could do. There's a big controversy right now actually about birth control and how a lot of uh hormone doctors and women are speaking out against it but then you hear the opposing side which is mainly like from the pharmaceutical back doctors who are like no this is wrong so there's like a huge fight going on right now on that i do like the idea of women having a ability to not to have kids and still get cummed in you know because voila guys always convince you to fuck without a condom and i know that women should be more responsible and tell them to wear condoms but we aren't that strong because society hasn't made us that way

when we're young as someone who has been cummed in and wanting to get pregnant and not gotten pregnant i learned that it's much harder than we've been feared that my mom scared me into and my doctor has scared me into. So I think it's like just being able to follow our hormonal pattern. If we were taught that better. Oh yeah. Talk to our bodies. None of us know when we're about to get our periods.

It means an old joke, but like we all are like hysterically crying about you know dropping our cell phone or something innocuous and we wonder why it's happening and then we start bleeding we go oh i'm on my period like you never connected because i'm we're we're so disconnected from that because we're in denial of it we as soon as we get it we have to be like secretive about getting tampons and do you have one and palming it to each other like we're dealing drugs like it's everything about it's so shameful i don't care at all i love buying tampons now and saying no bag for it and walking out of the store and like holding tampons i think i've talked about this before but at an airport one time i bought tampons and i was holding it

like with my phone and filming people as i'm i'm holding it out like with my phone and filming people. I'm holding it out with my phone and filming. It's in front of my phone camera. The C's part. People are so awkward that you're getting this thing. I love it. Like, oh, I'm sorry. My body's an inconvenience and makes you feel weird. I didn't ask for this. I don't want to do this. I don't

want to have to wear this shit. That's the same way I feel when the Colts lose. I go, why am I punching this wall? I don't understand. And then I go same way i feel when the colts lose i go why am i punching this wall i don't understand and then i go oh yeah the colts lose they would have taught you that as a young boy that the colts are gonna lose yeah once every 28 days that would be a good season but yeah that's okay that's interesting yeah birth control i haven't and when you find out birth control like changes the way the things you're attracted to it changes your moods and changes like there are girls that are on birth control and they fall in love with a guy and then

they go off it and they are like literally disgusted by his smell like they want to vomit even thinking about the guy that they are live they just moved in with and they can't they don't know what's wrong with them they're not not attracted to them anymore. Not only are they not attracted, they're disgusted by them because their body chemistry was just different when they were on birth control. And birth control makes you have the chemicals of a woman who's pregnant.

How are you supposed to attract a person that's supposed to get you pregnant eventually if you are constantly putting out vibes that you are pregnant? Like I don't, it just can't be good. you know um george saunders the short story writer yeah so he wrote a book called december 11th or something like that i forgot what it was called but there's a short story in it where it's a science fiction futuristic short story where people are put into these pods for experimentation they're injected with this synthetic chemical

that makes them fall in love with the person next to them and they experience true love and the most fervent sexual desire and passion. Is this Lovers and Liars coming out April 11th? CW? Yeah? Okay. Because love is, whether we like to admit it or not, it is a chemical reaction in our brains.

And, you know, what causes that chemical reaction is just as important as the chemical reaction itself. So therefore, it's real or not, whatever. But in this world, they've invented a chemical, just like taking an antidepressant or an injection, where it makes you feel those chemicals are the most intense love you've ever felt. You feel in your brain, you really do felt you feel in your brain you really do believe you're in love with this person and it lasts for like six hours and you're cuddling and it's just like you're in the arms of a long lost lover and then slowly the pill wears off and then you're like i'm repulsed by this person and and that has always stuck with me i read that short

story like 15 years ago and i still like think about it or like ecstasy oh yeah it was just jaeger they just did three jaeger bombs i think i love you i mean that feeling who hasn't gotten who who has had alcohol problems not woken up next to something that they're like yuck yeah you know but you that stick stuck with you for some other reason i think because it was just a novel interesting idea to me that like you could take a pill and fall in love with somebody because of just the chemicals in your brain it's just gonna make those fire off which yeah that is that is interesting what is interesting to me is that someone can be the love of your life and you have a whole ceremony where you cry about how much you love each other and you really think you're going to be together forever

and then three years later you can have a bitter divorce where you literally are considering hiring someone to murder them. That is interesting to me. That flip. And I know love and hate are the same thing but I just I can't. When people get divorced I'm just like you dumb

fuck. Like what made you think you were going to not you're not dumb, but like, I want to just go back to your wedding and go like, ah, you idiot. What made you think that? How could it be?

How could you do such a one 80? That's how wrong you were. You now hate that person and wish they literally died. Like some people's divorces, they wish the person were dead. How do you love someone so much? And then also want them to die. I just don't. What if they literally died? Like some people's divorces, they wish the person were dead. How do you love someone so much and then also want them to die? I just don't.

What if they betrayed you and they cheated on you and they went voila. Well, then you never loved them. They never loved you and you were a fool to think they did and you got bamboozled and I feel sorry for you

that you got tricked by a narcissist and I know it could happen to me, but it's just got to be really i think it's not even narcissism i think it's just people don't know how to fix relationships and they're like oh okay well we're having these issues but if we get married things will get better if we go into this big financial commitment of a house things will get better if we have a kid things will get better and then things don't get better and they're're like divorce. You ever hear that Louis CK joke where he's like, when I,

when I got married, I was upset because I was like, man, I could have left and I didn't leave. Now I'm stuck. And then I have kids now. And I was like, ah,

I could have left. There's that old. Yes. Yes. You keep feeling like you're stuck forever. You can always get out of it. But not the stuck forever. You can always get out of it. But not the kid thing. You can never get out of the kid thing.

That's the one thing. You're stuck with the kids now. Well, you still could get out of it, but then you're just such a piece of shit pariah if you abandon your children. Oh, no, yeah. You'll be running from that shame the rest of your life of killing your kids or whatever you did to get rid of them.

Oh, you guys weren't thinking that? You were just thinking of leaving your kids? Okay, I just was thinking something else but um no i i just it's just embarrassing to me i guess when you think you love someone so much like even when i am like really like like a guy and then he ends up being a dick but and i and i've kind of like told my friends that i like him i'm embarrassed by even expressing that about someone that was so lame let alone having everyone fly out and pay like 800 for a fucking hotel room so they can witness you saying all this shit and then two years later you're like suing them and you wish they never existed it's just that's crazy to me um yeah it's a lot but it is a lot and it's well you know marriage is used to be not about love

you know the invention of marriage it was it was all about power and alliances and your station and making sure your daughter didn't you know it is still about that though like it's still about like i own this person like why do we put rings like why does a woman have to wear a ring being like don't talk to her she's mine but men can just like not have a ring until it's you know until it's official but being engaged you're like you still you're off the market engagement men need to know like why do we need to let everyone know to stay away from us like why do you well to be fair people aren't coming after men as much as they are coming on to women that's a good point like if a man doesn't have an engagement ring he's probably maybe he'll get hit on like one other time but if a woman it's like anytime you go out there's a chance

you're gonna get hit on yeah i guess that's that's a good point i i guess that's true but i just still think it's about owning someone sure and being able to be like it's mine don't you don't get to use it it's like you're a little kid in a sandbox and you won't lend someone your show like it's you me and it's like no it's not this person is eventually going to divorce you and you're going to have no say over them at all and that's just interesting to me that someone can be like, have to deal with someone so much and then they can just be free again. God, divorce people are so fascinating to me because it's so hard to do.

Cause I think most people, I think the divorce rate is, would be higher if it was easier to leave someone. That's just my thoughts. I think most, I think, I think the divorce rate would be like 70%. What is it?

50. I think it would be somewhere around seven. Okay. It would be somewhere around 80. Then I think if people, especially for people in their twenties, you know me, I don't respect you if you get married in your twenties, I think you're, you don't know what you're doing and it's, you're going to live too long and you're eventually going to be very different than this person and want to get out. I mean, think about your friends. Like think if you had to have your friends that you had in your, when you were 22 the rest of your life. Or your job that you had when you were 22.

No one in 22 should be able to choose things for the rest of their life. We should laugh if they do. When you're 17 or 16 and then you're signing on for a $250,000 loan to go to college. And then you have to choose your major. It's insane. Yeah, that one doesn't... I don't think about that one as much as the marriage thing. I have friends from high school.

I'm happy that they're still my friends. You know, I do too. I definitely do too. I had a little friend that was a little baby when I knew him. I knew him as a little baby. I held him in my arms. You guys just got lucky. And you probably are friends based on the fact that you have so much sunken cost into it.

And that if you maybe met this person today, you might not be friends with them as well certainly a lot of people are just friends because it's like we've been friends for so long we all know that girl who's like you go to her wedding and you're one of her best friends currently and then she has a best friend from when she was a baby and it's like she looks different than ever like she's just a different kind of girl that like is a little bit needier and weirder and not really fitting in with everyone else. But she's the baby friend. So that girl thinks she has seniority because she's known her since she was a baby.

But it's like, bitch, this girl, my friend wouldn't be friends with you. The only reason she's friends with you is because our parents made your parents made you guys hang out together. Yeah. Don't act like you're better friends with my friend, even though she had to make you the maid of honor because you are crazy and you'll make a big deal of it if you're not. And she knows I'm more understanding and that I really know I'm a best friend. And she knows I don't want the responsibility, but you have really nothing else going on in your life than claiming to be this girl's best friend because you met when you were babies when you had no choice in it.

Does anyone relate to that person? Well, I'm just very lucky because my high school friends, my friends from growing up. They're actually cool. They're cool. And we just all like the same things. We like doing the same things. We like gambling. We like watching sports.

We like playing board games. We like all the same stuff. And it's probably because we developed our personalities together growing up over those years. Yeah. And we weren't cool. We were not cool. That's the key. Right.

Don't forget. Yes. You were not cool. I's the key. Don't forget. You were not cool. I was not cool either. Did any of them get cool? Did you ever have a friend that got cool and ditched you guys? Not cool and ditched us? No one ditched us.

We had a friend who was a pretty good athlete. He was on the swim team and lacrosse team. He's pretty ripped. But he was just an angry dude. So we never really transcended to coolness. And no, nobody became cool at all. No one had a shot at it. Did you ever have a friend that got cool? We all got older.

And then when we were seniors, people started to realize that being cool wasn't what it was all about. And that my friend group was- As seniors in high school, you figured out that being cool wasn't what it was all about. As seniors in high school, you figured out that being cool isn't what it's about? Well, the school figured it out and they were like, you know what? These guys are actually fun. It doesn't matter if they're not cool. They're fine. Your group of friends became

cool because everyone realized that being cool is just being fun. Not cool cool, but like popular in a sense. sense okay that's cool that you guys all got it together senior year and like we all got together yeah or or so you are telling us and now all the cool kids all the really truly cool kids the football players and stuff they're all fucking losers they're all fucking losers all my friends are doctors and lawyers and police officer and um and all the coolest guys are like like work like i work at the bar in town you know it's like it's sad

but they're still friends with they're they're probably like still hanging out with high school kids and they're like or they're probably well i guess they're too old for that now but i feel like they they just stay in high school forever and they kind of always are yeah i don't know what i'm trying to say my high school didn't have sports so it's just funny to hear what you thought was cool for me i thought you were cool when you started having sex and that's how we lost all the time me and my best friend the third friend wait that's how wait you your school didn't have sports how was that possible did you go to uh edward armaro high school it was like an arts broadcast like art high school is that a private school no it's not private it was public but wait why did you go to an art school like did you choose it or was that just the one that you decided? I was zoned for it and they had

a TV production class and I knew I wanted to work in that. Oh my god, I would have loved to go to a school without sports. Are you kidding me? This is amazing. There's more theater majors and stuff. You didn't have to go to gym? You didn't have PE? We had PE. It was a part of the schedule, but I just took yoga

and we got to sleep. Yoga? PE in a non-sports school must be hilarious yeah we didn't have official sports team awesome so it cool meant whoever was having sex yeah so you know how you you asked me if we lost a friend to coolness it was always like when the third girl ended up having a boyfriend then they had sex and then she was like she out cooled us what's the third girl mean because i i had like one very close friend growing up um like up to the end of high school so she was my best friend and then you would have a rotating third girl that would always come in a virgin leave yeah having had sex i say slut jokingly

because we thought anyone that did anything with boys, that they were a slut in the early 2000s. She was besmirched, defiled. Yeah. She had the scarlet letter. Yeah, that was what I lost my friends to as well, is sex and boys. Yeah, I was just like four

or five years behind that. I would have thrived. I would have been like boy crazy i was maybe as boy crazy in my 30s is when i became like kind of boy crazy in a high school type way but in high school boys coming along was just like get the fuck out of here man like you're making all my friends act like assholes yeah and their voices get all weird and they get stupider and they get like giggly and they all act like they're high when they're around boys and they just act dumb and we can't be gross and they're just distracted and they won't go down on me anymore. And so I really just felt like guys were I liked boys and I liked being around them because I liked their sense of humor and i liked if i i sometimes

had crushes but i was not like i just didn't it just ruined my girl friendships men ruined everything it was so good until we started caring about what boys thought about us and then it's been all downhill from there sort of like what pen 15 is about yeah it really is like one of them maturing before the other one and the other one feeling really left behind i think that's a very normal experience but now um but now yeah i mean it's now all your friends now all my friends are married and have kids or are having kids so it's all coming to fruition the thing that the the quest they started pursuing in high school is coming to a close and they have reached Everest. I've had three friends get married

in the past year. Everest is the name of the baby? Yes. That is a good name. That would be a great name. So they have summited and they're on the way back down. And some of them might die along the way. No, they've all summited along the way and no they're all they've

all summited and i am at the bottom i'm at the base camp hanging out eating chili in the cabin waiting for them to come back down and hang out that's right i pray ski but the yeah but the the yeah you start out in high school liking boys and then dating boys and then it's all climbed to like someday one will choose me to own me and then you have then you and then you have kids and then you have kids and then you raise those kids and all the effort goes into them and then they abandon you because

they need their own lives and they start resenting you and like no matter how good of a parent you are eventually your kids will reach a level where they want literally nothing to do with you and that has got to be the, one of the most heartbreaking moments of anyone's life is having a 15 year old daughter who hates the fucking side of you. And you have just,

just 10 years ago, you were everything to her. And now she literally hates you and tells you that, um, that's going to be hard. And then they leave. And then you've gotten, then hopefully you have some hobbies that you can put yourself back into. But i know a lot of people get lost in the kid thing and then their

kids go off and they don't know what to do anymore and that's usually when they divorce because they are for the first time see their husband for the first time and go what the fuck is this guy like they've been distracted chasing kids around yeah and then they get divorced or the husband you know start seeing someone and they just pretend to ignore it and get into gardening or something. He's been seeing someone and you just couldn't tell because you're too busy. Yeah, exactly. Or you just didn't care. You're like, good.

I don't want to fuck him anyway. You do it. And then you can't like... That's why a lot of Hollywood couples I think divorce is because the woman knows her husband's cheating on her and it's like a tacit agreement

of like, don't ask, don't tell. But then he gets sloppy and then she has to make like a whole presentation of it for everyone and be like, we're divorcing. I feel betrayed. Even though she knew,

you know, I think that happens a lot more than you think. But then, then that's when the grandmother start begging for grandkids. Cause they want to do it again. That's what they want. They want it so bad. And doing it as a grandparent is easier because you

just come in it's every once in a while you get a good yeah little kid date yeah so i think that's i really don't want to know what i'm gonna do though when um you know when i when my parents die or like you know my niece and nephew don't care like i have certain things in my life where i'm like okay i feel um important and loved unconditionally i get why people get married i get why people have kids you need to feel like you matter like uh more than just your career more than just for me like fans or something you know like what my only fans um you need to feel like you need to feel some other like that you're loved in a deep way that is like unconditional like not based on stuff and so that's my parents and that's my niece and nephew but they're eventually my niece and nephew aren't gonna give a shit about me and

my parents will be dead and that's where i'll worry about myself a lot but i'm i'm i'm preparing for that that's where you get a husband. Husband and friends. You shared a video one time on Instagram of an interview with this childless woman rights activist interview or something like that. And there's a whole podcast. I forgot what it's called, but it's about,

there's two women who are child-free and they interview other women who are child-free. And you shared this clip of this woman. And I listened to the interview. What did she say? Well, she said that, you know,

she's in her eighties now. She's seen a lot of people come and go. And one of the major concerns that people have when they decide not to have children is when I'm on my deathbed, when I'm too sick and frail to take care of myself, who's going to take care of me if I don't have children, who's going to come visit me if I don't have children? And she says she's seen dozens, dozens of people on their deathbed. And you know who doesn't come visit them? Their kids. You know who does? You

know who's checking up on them? You know who's asking the doctors questions? You know who's bringing them flowers and bringing them lunch? Their friends. You need to have friends. Have friends of all ages and they will take care of you way more than your kids might okay i gotta make some young friends yeah sometimes you just feel older friends right or older friends but they gotta pay it forward yeah yeah you gotta pay for it you gotta be proactive that's the thing is like i don't think i want to take care of some old person right now but you're not taking care of some old person right now. But you're not taking care of them.

You're just part of a team of friends who's like, let me go. Checks in on them. Check in on. Yeah. Brings them soup. Right. Well, you also still have your parents. I would rub some calluses. I would, you know, carve some calluses off an old woman's foot.

Sign me up for that. Sure. Go rub some bunions. I would do that. Okay. Yeah, that's good. You just got gotta keep friends But then your friends have kids

And then they don't have time But when you're old When you're old enough Then they don't They're not taking care of their kids anymore Okay When you're at that age Where you need to be taken care of

Having a robust friends group is Really If you don't have kids Is the most important thing Okay Or if you do have kids Some is the most important thing. Okay. Or if you do have kids, some of the most... You need them...

Yeah, you need friends too. We have friends here, like three different generations. I have friends who are younger. I have friends who are like 20 years older than me. And the older friends, everyone's like, if you ever need a babysitter,

if you ever want to drop your kid off somewhere, they're offering that to us. That's really nice. That's really sweet. I'm so glad you have so many friends in a place that you just moved to not that long ago. It's really impressive, Noah. I feel so lucky.

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Spoiler alert, but Caitlin Clark lost. I heard. Very unfortunate for her, but UConn was a good team. Is she a senior? Was it UConn? No, I'm sorry. No, it wasn't UConn. South Carolina, sorry. That's right. South Carolina defeated, and

it's pretty cool. They went 38-0, which is pretty cool, but I feel bad Kaitlyn Clark, who's now lost twice in the national championship. Devastated. But she's going to go on to great things. She's one of the best. She can go on to great things. It's almost like anything... I don't know. I might be speaking out of turn, but it sort of feels like

the entire world's gaze was upon Kaitlyn Clark in this tournament. It feels like anything she might accomplish in the WNBA will not be as visible as what she was doing during the Final Four, during March Madness. Is she a senior? Is this over for her? This is it. It's over for her.

She'll never have an opportunity to win. Wait, could she do a fifth-year senior kind of thing? Do some people do that? I don't think she's eligible. She's going into the draft, and she's going to be on the Indiana Fever. Oh, that's exciting for you i don't care about indiana basketball i i actually that's the one indiana thing i don't

won't people be excited to watch her play that's what you're saying you don't think it will matter why is it so exciting now at the college level and it won't be exciting to watch her play there's just something about i i mean do you hear anybody talking about the w nba playoffs no but maybe i didn't hear anyone talking about the girls NCAA. Until now. Until Caitlin Gark. Well, just the last few years, the women's NCAA has been filled with these characters and stars. And it's been very competitive with rivalries.

And one of the greatest, probably three of the greatest players to play and one of maybe all time. And so it's just been super exciting. And the WNBA has better players than the players currently in March Madness. But no one seems to care about what's going on in WNBA at all. Can you even name like five teams in the WNBA? Probably not. No. And I'm not. No.

It's like the same with the Kevin Hart movie thing. I'm not ashamed. I shouldn't have to know that. I don't care about basketball. But yes, I can name male basketball teams, I think. How many do you think you can name? Probably five, easily. Okay. Miami Heat, Pacers, Pistons. Yeah, wow. probably five easily okay miami heat pacers pistons yeah wow bulls yeah um jazz yeah

you could also just randomly selected words i could just name animals um tigers yeah i but it's like the bill burr joke where he's like, well, women are so mad that women's sports don't get attention. Why aren't you watching this shit? Was that his point? It was like, you're not watching it either, bitches. Which I loved. It was like, yeah, we're not. We can't get mad that no one watches women.

It's like, we don't do it either. Although there's a girl in high school who is going viral right now because she is dunking and she's like with ease she's dunking and she's not even that tall she just has ups so that's pretty exciting i mean just like a good vertical or whatever up she got a good vertical she can jump really high and dunk the ball which is something you don't see very often in women's basketball and it just feels like as with all sports men's and women's um. And it just feels like, as with all sports, men's and women's, the athletes progress

and somehow over time, they just become more athletic than they were the generation before. It's like in comedy too. People just become so much funnier than 50 years,

30 years ago, 20 years ago. It's just, we just evolve and we're evolving quickly before our eyes. before i believe that people were like thought tim allen was funny the bar was so low tim allen oh that's hilarious that noise you made a noise men hunt and women i mean i do think he had comedic talent for sure like

there was something to be had back then but it was so much lower yeah tim allen has a cabin in um actually i'll save this for um diamond players club remind me to talk shit about tim allen yeah i feel like you have a bone to pick i've got a bone to pick with this guy there are is an example recently of someone talking out about someone and saying that they were um not pleasant to work with. And then I go, no, that was, that's you.

That's I've been harboring. You're I've been, you're the name I know. Yeah. You're the top of my list. If I ever talk about why does this person work? Even though I've heard documentation that they're not fun to work with. How are you calling someone out?

But then you realize that those who teach is that the thing like no that's the other that's like those who those who can't teach no um you you hate that which you are like the other day anya like hated this guy's shape of his head and she was like i just hate the way his head is shaped she was really mad about his head i was like what's going on she was like and then i realized it's because that's the way my head is shaped and i hated about myself i was like oh so i think that it's yeah and i've probably been unpleasant to people and i'm uh i'm a big call-out person of like that person sucks to work with and i'm sure that there are people that have encountered me at times where i just wasn't aware that i was being a dick and it seemed like the worst behavior

so my pussy stinks yeah that story could come out they they even those are those are my girls and i love them they could say like one time nikki was like sorry my pussy stinks and like pulled up her pants and was like honestly it was a little aggressive and she didn't really seem that sorry like they could just check my tone or whatever and the stories i've heard about the people i know that are unpleasant could just be hearsay and it could just be one person experiencing except that i've heard it from multiple people in different shows so um who's to say who's to say but um yeah i'm gonna be pleasant on set this week that's all i know i'm gonna have a good time i'm gonna appreciate um even though it's a mysterious game show so when will you get to say when will you reveal i think when it becomes announced like

what it is and once they can't take the money once the checks have been cashed and they can't take it away from me and when's your special i can't say what the fuck really dude still but did you wait did you did you see the trailer for it you saw the trailer right i saw the trailer okay i so i didn't want to watch the trailer because i don't like watching myself and i'm just like so tired of seeing that special even though it's awesome and i've heard good reports from everyone that watches it and i also was proud of it at a couple points even though it was very hard for me even if it was perfect i would still hate it that's the way i view myself i get this trailer and i'm like i don't have to watch it because i heard brian loves it i heard

chris loves it i heard everyone like everyone hbo loves it let's just run it you know and i was like i don't even need to watch it and then chris was like maybe just watch it i'm so glad i fucking did good because there is a vagina joke within seconds of it starting and i'm like if you we can't do this we can't people already hate female comics talking about their vagina you cannot in the trailer like i can't even like this is going to be seen more than my special 100 more like at least 100 more this trailer and what this will come with that hbo um you know or max does not have is comments my trailer anytime anyone watches it they will be able to see comments if there is a vagina joke front and center which i do talk about my vagina

in the special fuck you uh but if dumb people are not gonna watch my special right right like but dumb people are gonna watch the trailer and what will they say oh this is all the women talk about can't they talk about anything else like it would be the worst comment section you've ever seen and then people that actually like me would slowly start to feel that way about me even though these idiots are the ones that are like setting the tone because so when i saw the vagina joke i just screamed and i was like no like it's the that's the worst thing that and and they were well intentioned to doing it because they're proud of me and the joke is hilarious and it would be great in the trailer i wish i could put it in but people are too ignorant people are too myopic when they think about women doing stand-up and they already hate

us and they don't want us to have a microphone so they have to like make what we do they have to belittle it and um and say that you know we're one note so i just can't have that yeah really good point i i did not think that at all i uh and i should have no it's okay no i had a note i think it was addressed no i thought your i think your note was i think your note was good there was a there were a lot of notes i had for it but it's it was a good it was a good trailer if the person that's making it is listening i wanted you to know like you did a really good job it's just i have to pay attention to these extra things in considering what people are going to make fun of because the trailer is literally more important than the special i hate to say it like the poster is sometimes more important the special like if you work in

ad sales or like um key art for these things like you are doing the lord's work because the special is so important so much effort went into it but more people are gonna see the fucking poster yeah and that is not the way it used to be that's how it was for the netflix show i was on or i ran and the the trailer was almost like better than the show honestly it was an excellent trailer netflix does a trailer could be so good yeah a lot of movies their trailers are better than the movie. Oh, yeah. I've said it before, but my favorite movie is the Social Network trailer. It's the best short film I've ever seen in my life. It's so good.

I watch it a lot. I love good trailers. I would take any recommendations from besties. By the way, shout out to besties who gave me 1975 songs to get into. Great. So many wrote to me um somebody else is amazing there was another um what did i add i somebody else was a recommendation that a lot gave to me that were like this is just a classic you got to do it um that's a song right yeah two time two time two time two time two time. And then another song that no one recommended,

but I just got into. And so 1975 fans, I want to know if you would recommend the song because it's one of my favorites. Chocolate is really good. So thank you for those recs. I really do appreciate when besties like follow up with stuff that I asked for specifically.

So we do want to hear if you have an OnlyFans experience. Yeah, I really want to know if you're making money or if it is like what you say and it's like, oh, it's actually kind of sad. You're not making money anymore. It's not like it used to be. You just kind of put yourself out there

and you don't get any feedback and it sucks. Yeah. Because that's the saddest thing of all. I would think that OnlyFans is only positive feedback where there's not like a lot of like people making fun of you.

Like, I think, like, because you have to pay have to know but the negative feedback is not getting any feedback is you post a picture and it gets no likes or no comments or no tips and you're just like what am i doing this for that's the sad thing oh god it's like you do the thing that you think is like automatic payday i'm putting myself out there i'm taking the risk i'm going down the quote-unquote shameful route and then to not get the payoff man i sent it uh a nude the other night to my man and um right before i went on stage i was just like alone in my green room and you know i'm gussied up as much as i'll ever guss up and i just usually just like take a tit out and take a picture you know it's like it's always funny to just have a full put together look but then you just pull your shirt down enough that you're like oh it just slipped out like it's i

think that's always kind of a sexy fun look it's funny too so you like have that going for you if it ever leaks it's like if your tit starts leaking on camera um so uh i sent it and then i went on stage and i come off stage nothing back but it's like prime time too like right it's like eight o'clock so i'm like what the fuck you know and then i go i'll go do the meet and greet there'll be something when i get back nothing again and so i'm just like what the and then i'm starting to worry because i didn't send this on the like secret messaging app that we have that like erases everything and like it's very encrypted or whatever or not encrypted i don't know which one it is but it's a safe one i just send it on regular text so i'm like did this come up on like did he have it on air like

airdrop or like uh apple play or whatever like i don't apple tv like what is he like dealing with the fallout from that picture popping up while he was showing his parents his pictures from spain yeah so um but that isn't the case he wrote back um he just i think fell asleep or something but it that that moment that three hours of being like first of all is this not impressive did you there's no way you just looked at this and were like you know like you got to write something but it, I talked about it before, it is very strange when you send off, like, a slutty picture, and then the person you're sending it to is just, like, not horny at all. Like, he might have

just, like, not been in the mood for it. It's just like sending your friend who's nauseous in her first trimester a picture of a plate of spaghetti and meatballs. And they're just like, blech. You know? So it could have been that. Spaghetti and meatballs is what I call my pics. and they're just like, you know, so it could have been that, but meatballs, what I call my picks.

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