The Nikki Glaser Podcast - #432 Pay Pigs, Besties With OnlyFans Respond & A Heartwarming Text

Episode Date: April 18, 2024

Nikki is positive that Brian cannot guess the price of a bikini. Wearing brands is mostly co'uhl. Nikki is fascinated with the new documentary "Brandy Hellville & the Cult of Fast Fashion" on Netflix. The best thirst trap is one that doesn't show anything. Brian thinks that pay pigs would love Nikki; unbeknownst to him, she does have experience with one. Besties on OnlyFans respond with thoughtful messages. Nikki got the best bunion massage of her life in Australia from the Massage Guys at Melbourne Muscular Therapies. They even made a video of her experience! The break from spray tanning was nice while it lasted, but yes, Nikki is back on the wagon. In the Final Thought, Nikki shares a text message that Natash Leggero sent her in response to appearing on The Endless Honeymoon Podcast. Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free, and get exclusive bonus content: https://apple.co/nikkiglaserpodcast  . Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Look, if you haven't heard these episodes yet, hey, now's your chance. You've got to check them out. Listen to Questlove Supreme on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Here's Nikki. Nikki Glaser Podcast oh energy finally yeah i know i feel like we're actually together more often than you'd think we really are yeah we've been on the road a lot but over the last like uh six to eight months there's been quite a lot of so much time together yeah i mean f boy island and then now lovers and liars which you can watch on the cw app for free or you could watch it live on thursdays on the cw

at uh i think like eight, nine central. Look, check your local listings. You're better off watching it live than recording it on Hulu because the ad experience on Hulu is like CW has a really bad deal with Hulu. And so the ad experience, even if you pay for no ads is like, wait, what are you talking about? If you pay for no ads, why are there ads? Because CW doesn't have a deal.

I don't even know if we should talk about this because it's like bad mouthing CW a little bit, but CW doesn't have a deal i don't even know if we should talk about this because it's like bad mouthing cw a little bit but cw doesn't have a good deal with hulu so whenever a cw show airs on hulu it's like loaded with ads this is this not paying for ads really makes me so angry like it's so weird that they're like if you don't want to be manipulated and brainwashed you you got to pay. Like it's actually acknowledging how bad ads are that you have to pay to get out of them. Like I think before we just never really connect. There was no way in the 80s and 90s to opt out of ads.

It was just a part of life. And now it's like, if you don't want plastic in your water, you're going to have to pay $5.99 for a glass. Like they're acknowledging with these paywalls. Well, you know the way to scientifically proven to not let the ads manipulate you is to pay attention to them and find something that you don't like about it. Whoa. Did you read this or is this a frangie? This is science. No, this is not frangie science.

This is regular science that if you just let the ads wash over you, then subconsciously they will influence your behavior. Whereas if you're conscious and you're observing the ad and you're saying, I don't like that product or this ad's stupid, that actually is better for your subconscious than to just let it... There's ads being filtered into your brain at all times. Like you're living and everything's an ad.

Even when you're looking at content, it's usually an ad now. There's an ad on your shirt, Brian. Yeah, well, that's for the Mirror Woods, which is a publicly funded... Yeah, it is an ad even when you're looking at content it's usually an ad now there's an ad on your shirt brian there's yeah well that's for the mirror woods which is a but it's still an ad did uh yeah it's an island that's an ad on your hat um i have an ad on my converse sneaker that's right the book i was reading letting go he talks about how we just are all walking billboards now and how like it is they've they've manipulated enough that these fashion brands, you want to wear them. You want, they found a way that we want to wear a billboard for them.

That's right. And that we pay extra to advertise. If something has a label on it, we will pay extra. Yes. That is amazing. It's almost like Chris Convey, my boyfriend, always says that whatever men did to convince women that bikinis were acceptable to wear out in public however whoever engineered that bikinis were an acceptable thing for young women yeah hot women to put on and parade around in because they're no different than underwear no it's a genius we

like not only do we wear bikinis we like wearing them yeah it's not like we got them to do it we we we pay more to wear less fabric we bikinis are so fucking expensive do you let's just take a guess brian if i'm gonna go and at my price point something that's being advertised to me they don't it's a girl like uh i would say the bikinis being advertised to me are what most girls get okay um no i'm guessing you're gonna know the same price point so let's see what brian thinks um a bikini would cost and it's going to be interesting okay a bikini uh not like a luxury bikini but like a regular bikini just one that's going to maybe last you let's say three summers because of the quality

of fabric and which is kind of not guaranteed anymore but just a really cute suit that's going to be well made and isn't fast is probably fast fashion but seems like you're kind of it's not fast fashion prices. I'm going to realistically guess $70. For the whole thing? Yeah. Okay. Well, here's the thing. You have to buy them separately. Did you know that? No. You have to buy

the bottoms and the tops, which makes sense because the sizing is all different. Even if they match? But you know what? I'm buying a small and both a lot of times. I'm buying a medium and both a lot of times i'm buying a medium and both a lot of times it's not a lot of times that i get mismatched and you should be able to buy them in sets even if you just add them together the price together like let's have let's have a 70 bottom which is probably the price point yeah 70 to 150 dollars for a decent swimsuit mid-level right no, Noah? Would you agree? A piece. A piece.

He's right about $70 a piece. A piece. But no, I would say that even it would go up to $100 for a bottom. Oh, yeah. No, $70 is on the lowest.

Yeah, so exactly. And Hunter Biden's America. It's so... But they should have it so not only do you... I don't even know what to do with that. Is that a river shot?

Wait, I don't know. No, that was his laptop that was a sound from his laptop someone just opened it another picture yeah I know nothing about the Hunter Biden thing

you shouldn't literally nothing because it felt like such a fucking waste of time yes it felt interesting like oh there's maybe some illicit things

but as someone who's you know film myself smoking crack and you know right in a bowl blowing seems like he's having someone who's you know fill myself smoking crack and you know right in a blowing seems like he's having a good time you know uh i don't even know what he did but like as someone who's taken illicit pictures just for fun or whatever i'm just like i don't judge it yeah he's not the president anyway yeah but bikini tops back to bikini tops sell them

separately so that women who have a different size top and a different size bottom can buy a full suit but they match please fucking god yes please fucking god sell them as sets because so often there is a slight sale on a website and you can buy the top but you can't buy the bottom and you know what happens to that all the tops go in the fucking trash because no one's just buying a top so unless you find a way to sell them together this i heard the brandy melville documentary that i told girls chat to watch it's called like hell welcome to hellville brandy melville is a fashion designer for young girls like tweens to i guess melville hellville yes 28 year olds I've even bought a tote bag there recently

but it's all it's one size fits all so it's only you want a tote bag yeah it's amazing oh no no it's it's my favorite it's and it isn't it's one size fits all because you can fit all stuff in it it's a great tote bag but you walk in these stores and it's only

size small it's crazy every bikini is a small? They don't have bikini. I mean, maybe they probably do, but they just have little shitty shirts that are tissue paper thin that say like New York on them and little baby T's and just little things.

But it's the whole store. The first time I ever walked in one, I could not believe in this day and age where we are so about pro body positivity that they get away with a store that's all size small they're they've they don't want larger people to wear their clothes because it's then then it won't look as good yeah because they're well it might but it's you know they want to no no no i'm saying they think it won't look as good it's like when they paid the jersey shore to not wear abercrombie back in the early 2000s abercrombie paid them not to wear it do you

remember when like back when we were younger, do you remember that? Barely. I feel like that was peak brands on shirts, like American Eagle, Aeropostale. Like I would wear a shirt

that would say Aeropostale like going down the arms. You were not an Aeropostale. That was always confusing to me why people wore the label Aeropostale because it was, everyone knows

it's a cheap Abercrombie. Yeah. Well, I didn't. It's like, why would you be, or like Old Navy? It's like, we all know, it's just being like, I'm poor, which is fine. Yeah. But it kind of, am I being out of line by saying that? Like, it confused me when those brands were like, we're proud.

Old Navy is such a dad brand to wear. Like, if you're wearing a thing that's advertising Old Navy, you are a dad. But I think it's lame to advertise anything. Like, when people have, like, Chanel or Balenciaga,

like, big, I'll wear a label if I just think it's a cool logo. And yes, sometimes I can be a little brand bitch

and there, you see, like, sometimes the logo that is also a fashion brand of, like, a fashion house

that's a lot of money is cool. Gucci looks cool sure they figured it out so sometimes i'll wear that but i do think it's lame to be like i like one time i saw a couple walking out of um oh it made me so mad we were in veil which is like label capital and just people wearing things to look cool like everyone all these women walking around in like fur full like fur coats and those big hats that are like those russian oh yeah and it's like 55 degrees outside in january and i'm

like this isn't working out for you like this isn't actually doing what it's you can't argue that this is like the way you want to dress because you're cold yeah you're just being an asshole and there's a store called oh it's the's so expensive. I didn't even memorize the name because, not Bogner, it's some kind of ski brand. And if you know, you know. That is so insanely expensive. There was a jacket for a dog that you could buy for your dog that was like $2,000. Oh, my gosh. And Curran and Chris, Chris's brother, were walking around it being like, you know, I was just like, this is bullshit.

People paying this for, why is this so, why is this so special? And I walked into the store and the guy's like, and I'm already mad I'm even in the store. I don't want to support this because on the way in the store is, which I was going to say is a couple that is taking pictures with their bags. Oh God. Look how much we just spent at Noah. Will you just Google like highest end ski wear brand?

Cause I need to know this name because I just, I hate them so much. So I walked in. And by the way, everyone, all the shop people who work at these shops and give you the stink eye, like you are trash because of your old Navy shirt or Aeropostale shirt or Brandy Melville tote. They can't afford to shop there. So what are you giving me? You're making.

It's Bogner? Yeah yeah there's another one there's another one i think it's a great marketing tactic because if they give you the stink guy if they gave me the stink guy and i was a billionaire i would buy like a million dollars worth of goods just to spite them i know but that's the thing that's when you have like a bad waitress and she hates your table and everything you ask for, she rolls her eyes and you go, I am gonna tip her so much so she knows that I'm a good person and that I'm worth liking

and then she'll have to like me. And people say that's a dumb thing to do or I would, I guess, think that was dumb. Like don't reward someone being an asshole, but it's such a good feeling to prove someone wrong about you. Like you hated me and I just bought you liking me. Like that's a good feeling to prove someone wrong about you like you hated me and i just bought you liking me like that's a powerful thing to do it'd be like you didn't like me and

now you do because i gave you money that's so sad you like me now because of money you i'm out money so i'm an asshole yeah but you're out your dignity yeah because you now like me because i gave you i just purchased your dignity for 30 of the bills yeah that's fucked both sides of that i figured out something on stage this weekend that i was like i think i want to make into a larger theme and i want to present it to you oh okay so it just like came out when i was talking and i think maybe when i was on stage it felt really like whoa and then i got backstage and tried to repeat it and no one was like really that blown away it happens so often because the way i said it was just funny and people responded

and i was thinking they were laughing because it was profound or something right right okay so i'm a fresh year i've never heard you say this never so women spend i was lamenting about women women be shopping right that's essentially what it is. Women be spending so much money on nails and hair and all these things and spray tans and all these things that take so much of my time where I could be earning money. Like I literally can't earn money

when I'm in a spray tan booth. I can't earn money when I'm doing my nails. I can't even be on my phone making deals. Like there's, you're paralyzed, right? So it's kind of talking about that experience. Jokes, jokes, jokes. And then I said, and men get to work and make more money and i go but we're doing this so that men then want to fuck us and spend the money they make by not doing those things on us

so the things we do that make us less money make us have men give us that money and then the men take that money by not giving us money for doing the things. Do you see that there's some kind of connection here? Yeah. So are you trying to say that women being hot is good for the economy? Maybe I'm just saying it keeps, we are part of the problem just as much as the men are like the,

it's not that we're all, we're all invested in this. We spend money on our looks and then men don't spend money on their looks. And in that time, they're making money. And then that money, because we come out of the salon after having earned no money. And they're like, you look so good. Let me buy you this bag. And then we get the money.

But then they get the money back because we spend it on the bag that they made because they were working. It's a cycle. I think they call that a bartering system. Okay. I tried to look up like the pictured like a there was going to be a graph like that's the way capitalism works but what if we stop trying to look like a lissa strata situation where if women walked around looking like old hags for all time then the gdp would go down significantly i think everyone would just

adjust and you'd still want to fuck us but for other things like you know we weren't not getting we weren't not getting laid as cavewomen we still had like well yeah there was an ass there was a new level yeah the bar would lower and changes culturally based on you know back then if you're a cavewoman it would be hot if you had like a fish bone in your hair nowadays it's not hot anymore whoa yeah like you would just twirl your hair up in a little fishbone and be like oh my god then her neck yeah you remember like back in the uh in the victorian era when like just showing your ankle was like a let's get back to that a boner uh

surprise surprise yeah it totally was nowadays the not enough. But I will say that whenever I think like if you're a girl that's trying to take like a thirst trap online, what you don't show is more important than what you do. Yeah. It's like leave some whenever I'm trying to take a picture and I look like there's a part of my body that I'm like, oh, this is a really like my waist looks really tiny here. I'll like put it behind something because i'm like no you don't get to see how tiny my waist is and i'm not trying to make it look tinier i'm really i'm obscuring the thing that you want to see yeah this is for both men and women because i know in pictures when i'm like wait i really want to see like her leg looks i think her leg looks good but i don't know it's a great business strategy just don't don't show it all no you can't

show it all and then you put it behind a paywall and then you charge people for OnlyFans to see that waste. Speaking of, we got a lot of messages back from people that we'll get to in a little bit from people who have done OnlyFans and tell us.

Yeah, it's been printed out. I just read one on the way to the show. It's fascinating. You learned some cool stuff? I learned some cool stuff. There's some cool people. Mostly what I learned is that it sounds to me like OnlyFans is just like people on social media in general, where it's just like you're trying to do this thing to make money.

Yeah. And there's a lot more people trying to do it than you'd think. And it's way more competitive than you'd initially... I thought, at least if this was like five six years ago i believe that if you made the decision to go on only fans which is a barrier that a lot of people are not willing to cross then you'd automatically just get money like you'd autumn like if you're one of the people who's like i'm gonna but it's a lot like porn it's like just because you decide i'm gonna do porn doesn't mean you're gonna be successful like porn because it will end up on porn yeah well it'll end up on porn yeah

well it'll end up there that's what i've learned that's why you gotta cultivate relationships with your uh subscribers okay and keep them hooked addicted like a do you know what i realized brian i think maybe i talked about this on podcast a year or so ago if i decided to do an OnlyFans. A real one. Like, I'm like, like, if I decided to do porn, I could make so much fucking, at this point in my life, at this point in my career, I do project that I could make

insane amounts of money. You could definitely. Like, Tim Dillon levels. Sure. Like, Tim Dillon Patreon levels, for sure. Right, yes. Maybe even a clip set.

If I am doing hardcore pornography nicki glazer who like it wouldn't be a huge surprise because i talk that way on stage it wouldn't be like oh you know reese witherspoon doing it yeah and obviously i'm not on that level but i'm at a big enough level that people would be intrigued intrigued absolutely but i think hardcore porn is not the way to go hardcore porn is devaluing the only way i'll do it the way you need to make the money is you need to cultivate relationships with individuals on only fans that will pay for everything individuals do i have to make relations i don't have time i want like mass amounts of money if i do this so like sheiks and no no you will you'll get massive amounts of money if you

cultivate a bunch of quote-unquote pay pigs across the world and do you can constantly drain you can message them on mass you can send out a thing and just say pay for this pay for that pay for this you can say here's a bill for lunch pay it you could say um give me a thousand dollars right now i could do that now there are pay pigs out there pay pigs and i don't like that term because i feel bad for these guys who just spent they like oh yeah they do want to be called as pay fucking pay pigs yes they want to be talked down on they want to say they get a little dick when i was kind of not rich i was like not not rich but i was like the first time i'd ever encountered a man being like can i just give you a thousand dollars and

i'm like for what no um because i don't have anything to sell for that and it sounded sexual and it was he wasn't sexual before that and um he goes for nothing and i'm like i don't understand and he didn't explain to me exactly what i'm gonna get off on this yes yes of the like i just said i you could i get to pay a waitress to now like me right there's power in paying yeah there's a lot of there's there's even if i don't do anything with his money that he wants he's gonna hate jerk to the fact that he's such a cuck that he just gave you a thousand dollars that i kind of did something i didn't want to do i like accepted yeah there's a little bit of power there also absolutely there's i get i get i literally just can't talk about full circle i just

realized why pay pegs do this because when i pay a waitress a good tip and then she now likes me i feel like you fucking yeah like whore that's right you're the pay you're such a whore you like me now you smiled at me and said bye come back soon when before you wouldn't have done that yeah oh you're so sad yeah there's a little bit of like a bad part so she's the she's the dom and i'll tell you about my pay pick thing yes exactly okay we're gonna go to break and i'll tell you about my PayPay thing. 2025 is bound to be a fascinating year. It's going to be filled with money challenges and opportunities.

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It was pre-Trump. Yeah, pretty wild to think that that was ever a thing. I know. Yeah, that's a really good point. It's like 9-11, Trump, COVID. Those are like, and for me columbine and taylor swift those are like my markers and one of those obviously is a great thing that happened but anyway i don't even know what order they happened in that would be amazing if you didn't i kind of

want to test you on something like that but not that one yeah um okay so this guy wrote to me and he was always just like messaging i think this is on facebook i think i was like still active on there which is i haven't been active on there since. Do you have a fan page? Yes, for sure. But like, someone else's. It's just like,

post my Instagram stuff. Yeah. And now I'm getting, I'm getting a new social media company that's getting in and doing all the stuff and we're going to have some fun stuff planned. I would love to hear more about that offline. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I learned about broadcast channel that you can have. Yeah. I didn't know about that until yesterday. You never know what's going to pop. It's like you're saying, it's like you talk directly to your pay pigs yes but they're not paying people love live people love live this is what i'm this is what i'm confused about with broadcast channel it's not this is just a chat you can have in your dms that

tells all your fans at once it's like a dm for all your fans how is that different than my instagram and they described it as like well sometimes on your instagram you don't want to embarrass yourself in front of your other comedian friends. Like it's so that you can just, so now I have to have a fan page on my fan page for people that are actually fans and not just people who are judging me. Actually, why can't we all just be someone don't subscribe to me unless you want to hear what's going on in my life. As we become more chronically online,

why does it have to, the only thing that people want in that. The only thing that people want, the only thing that people value is human connection. And if they can have a further human connection with someone that they admire, then that's worth the money. To me, I get it.

And I think that that's, you're so right. We get away from it in our machines and so now we're coming back to it. We want more intimacy and that's why I think podcasts are so popular

because podcast fans, when I meet them in line, it's just a different vibe. I've already said this more than a thousand times. I feel like you're friends with them. Absolutely. I get embarrassed

because I'm like, you know so much about me and I don't know anything about you. It's like I forgot your birthday. It's like you're constantly forgetting their birthday. Every time I meet a bestie, I want to let you know

if you're a hardcore listener and you listen to half the episodes or even a third, I get intimidated. I feel like I should, yeah, I feel like I should know about you. And I feel bad that I don't, but I also am like so excited that,

I just feel so close. I met a bunch this weekend and I'll talk about that in a second. So this pay pig said, can I give you a thousand dollars? I said, for what? He said, nothing. And I said, I mean like, I'm not gonna turn down a thousand.

I like, this is me talking to myself. I'm not gonna turn down a thousand i like this and this is me talking myself i'm not gonna turn down a thousand dollars and i go okay if i take this i'd owe you nothing i never owe you a response to a dm i don't owe you i can block you i can do whatever i want i literally owe you nothing you blocked him you block him and then you say if you want to be unblocked give me five thousand dollars i eventually's, oh my God, Brian is so good. I know, if only I could, if only I was a 19 year old. Would you be my pay pig farmer? I could be a, yeah.

A sugar baby. I could throw some meat in the trough. You're so right. But the problem is these people have families and lives and it's like gambling. Well, you ruin them. You ruin them. It's a horrible thing to do. That's what they want.

And you're right. And then you say, you ruin them. You ruin them. It's a horrible thing to do. That's what they want. You're right. And then you say, you ruin them and then you say, Every time I think it's a bad thing, you turn it around. And then you say,

give me your wife's email address. Oh, right. And then they give it to you. And then you say, now I'm going to send you a chastity cage in the mail. They have to put on

the chastity cage and you say, send me the key and you say, if you don't wear your chastity cage, I'm going to email your wife pictures of you jerking off to me oh my god send me five thousand dollars dude this is happening all the time yeah it's happening right now every

five seconds and if the guy says listen i have a real problem i don't want to do this anymore you say okay here you go yeah i would it's consensual we're doing this are not doing that i mean this is a this is a scheme for some bad people that yeah well you can't yeah you have to be a good dom yeah i i it interests me it's nice to have it as a fallback i have to say i feel like i now have a you have a retirement plan what's it called the net safety net an eagle's nest when i jump out of my life you have a Golden Gate Bridge suicide pact. Yes. Yes.

Which, by the way, they just put nets up on the big honeycomb structure in the vessel. Oh, really? On Hudson Yards. Oh, in Hudson. People were killing themselves there? It's so crazy.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. A lot. I didn't know that. It happened right when it got built. Then they shut down for five months. Then it would happen again. They'd shut down again.

Then they'd raise the barriers. Then they made it so you can't just go by yourself because people don't kill themselves when they're like with their friend you know and then people started doing that they would just run away from their group of friends and go jump off wow and so they just another one happened so they're now putting up nets and it's like so crazy that life is so bad right now that at places tall places we have to put up nets so yeah and but you know? That nets work in terms of that person who wanted to kill themselves on the vessel is not going to go kill themselves

in another way. They said that in the Golden Gate Bridge, which is the suicide. You know this fact. We may have even said this on the bridge. On YouTube. Oh, there's a documentary? Yeah. Oh, well, the fact that I'm going to give, maybe you know, is that

that bridge obviously is like the suicide bridge or whatever. And a lot of people killed themselves. And there are a few people who survived the impact. Yeah. And all of the people who've survived the impact across the board when asked, what were you thinking when you jumped off? And they said, the first thing I thought as soon as I jumped was, I regret doing this. Taylor's album comes out in two days. Why did I do this?

Yeah. Yeah. And so it's like the way you feel, that's important. Like the way you feel when you're at the edge is going to change the second you step off. But that just might be your body being like, no, no, no, no.

Like you're, listen, I'm not saying don't do it, but yes, I've read that too. It's, oh, everyone always regrets it.

It's also survivor bias. Like what about the hundreds of people who died who the whole way down were like, yes. Yeah. And yeah, it's also survivor bias like what about the hundreds of people who died who the whole way down were like yes yeah and yeah it's working this is it's like it's my argument of like um when people get bad tattoos they always love it yeah even if it's bad and they know it's bad because the ink master judges are telling them it's bad yeah or a baby they don't like and that's the thing about parenthood no one can say it's bad because you can't take it back and then if you jump off the bridge and you survive and you're in a bed just like you have to be like life i'm so happy even though i know a lot of people i've heard a lot of stories of people surviving them and going no yeah they wake up in a hospital like this is heaven um but

um anyway so yeah they put up those nets it just made me sad that's like is this where we're at that that remember that fake story about the cell phone factory that wasn't like true yeah it ended up being fake yeah that they had to put up nets and we were all like i can't believe they put up nets at work it's like we're doing this in america now too and i'll tell you what this is at a tourist destination people want to die those nets are me at a tourist destination they need nets at every like grand canyon or anything anything I have to stop at along the way on a road trip with a man. Yes.

Just suicide nets everywhere for me. If you want to kill yourself, a great place to go is a national park because a lot of people die there all the time. That's what you're advertising here, Woods. That's right, the Muir Woods. People die in national parks all the time for various reasons,

and it's not considered a suicide, but it's really easy to die there. Oh, like they run into the hot spring or whatever. Yeah. Or they fall off a cliff or they get eaten by a bear or they die of asphyxiation. People who want to kill themselves want people to know they killed themselves, by the way. Oh, yeah. I think I don't think there's anyone that's like, I want people to wonder.

But you do get in the news. Oh, they want to know that that they had intention. Yeah. Yeah. But you don't get in the news. That's the only thing. And that's a really good thing. On the national park, though, if you just get eaten by a bear, you will get in the news oh they want to know that that they had intention yeah yeah but you don't get in the news that's the only thing and that's a really good thing on the national park though if you just got eaten by a bear you will be okay so if you want to kill it let's this is obviously disclaimer don't do it remember what i said about the bridge yes you're gonna regret it as soon as that bear's chomping on you yes of course it's crazy but okay so the pay peg i was

like i'll expect he gave me $1,000 or something like that around that. And then, because I was explicit, I was like, I owe you literally nothing. We're really doing this? Okay. I had never heard of anything like this. Now that I know this is like an addiction of guys, I just thought this is a one in a lifetime chance that a guy just wants to give me money.

And I, oh, and I also asked about- Are you Mr. Beast? I asked him, yeah. I was like, what do you do for a living? How much money do you make? Do you have. Beast? I asked him, yeah. I was like, what do you do for a living? How much money do you make? Do you have a family? I asked all of these things to be like, do you have student loan debt? And he was like, no, I'm fine.

But he looked like he was in the military. And I'm like, I don't know anyone in the military who's like... Rolling in it. No. Yeah. Do you? To me, that connotes at least middle class no so i was just like i don't know about this and then he asked for he he gave me a little attitude about not getting back to something

because i didn't i wasn't like i'm never gonna talk to you again because he wasn't like creepy or anything so i was like yeah i'll shoot him a like on a thing and then one time i just left it on red and there was a little bit of a toad and I was like, I'm not doing this anymore until you give me another. No, I didn't do that. I think he gave me actually, it was a couple more times before he got annoying

and I was like, oh, this was a huge mistake. And then he started hitting up Lizzie. Then he started hitting up other female comedians. Yeah, yeah. Well, you know, he's got to get his fix.

Because we're accessible. Yeah. And we seem like your friend because you've heard hours of us doing podcasts. Well, that's the key, yeah. But, okay, so let's get to the OnlyFans thing. Okay, I'll read some OnlyFans.

The messages. So last week or a couple weeks ago, we talked about OnlyFans on here, and we really had a lot of questions of like, how does it work? Is it a good thing to do? Yeah. And what would it be like if we did it? So this is a YouTube comment from Aaron Kelly2564. I'm a bestie with an OnlyFans, and i'd love to talk about my experience with it however i do it completely anonymously so wait did we just say her name and then well is this allowed this is she

commented on youtube okay that's fine don't blow up your spot but no face no real name etc because i'm a musician and i don't need my fans finding it and i don't do any type of graphic pornography i sell private personalized videos of my body primarily my booty because I have a nice one. I'm not the typical OnlyFans girl though. I just finished my BA in clinical psychology and about to start my master's. So this isn't something I'm doing to try and get rich or fast track to fame. If anything, I see it as a social experiment. So she does it for extra income. But at this point, there is so much competition

and saturation, as you guys mentioned, plus AI and bots. So many fake profiles. It's ridiculously hard to make a shit ton of money, like the stories you hear. Okay.

Celebrities. I want to know how much she's making, though. Yeah, what's the figures? What's a lot of money to you? Because everyone was saying, you know, Bella Thorne made, like, $50 million dollars or something and i'm not talking that

amount of money i'm just talking like to me if you were able to clear five grand a month doing what she's doing no face just asked like stylized shots that aren't like pussy lips and like your face five grand a month would be amazing yeah amazing oh yeah the the ai bots thing really bothers me because there's also just it's not just like you're pretending to be a real person people are also uh gooning to just a digital version of a human being well or an anime character i've probably some animated porn sometimes it looks that i just go oh this would do it they're stealing your jobs. Yeah, they are. But how is it different than animation?

But they're not stealing your jobs because the job is just being given to some guy in Bangladesh, whoever who's running the account. Wow. Whoa. Think about it that way. They're stealing American jobs. Stealing American jobs.

Well, there might be an American, somebody in Miami doing it. That's a really good point. Okay, so keep going. Celebrities and people with a name are the ones that can make a lot of money because they appeal

to be a voyeur and their private life is huge and feels taboo which is why people love it and will always subscribe. If you have a niche, that's good, but don't rely on it.

And I agree. Bunions. That would be my niche. Is that a thing that people... Yeah, there's a lot of bunion freaks, dude. Wow. I can't find...

I go on YouTube or especially Instagram if I'm ever searching bunion videos because sometimes a lot of bunion freaks dude like i can't find like i go on youtube or um especially instagram if i remember searching like bunion videos because sometimes i'm a bunion freak in the sense that i like people being like having the massage so i always want to find videos of being like this is a great massage to do on your bunions because i'm just like oh that'd be good uh speaking of if you want to see my bunions massage there is a video of it online right now i saw that video isn't that insane so you're there you were in australia right okay so i followed those guys for years because they're

the only ones that have good bunion massage videos that make me go oh and so i was in australia and a couple weeks before going there and i'm like i think the melbourne guys or i think those those guys that wear the purple shirts that massage people and make them hurt um who i watch all the time i think they're in australia i should look where they are and i'm like oh my god they're in melbourne i'm going to melbourne and i just like dm'd them and was like will you massage my bunion will you like do a bunion thing to me and i went in there and they like taught me so many things about my body and like got me started on like a pretty amazing program that worked on you because it looked like they all came in that day. It was like a gangbang

of bunion massage. It was like my dream, but it wasn't sexual at all. I want to make it very... I showed Chris pictures of these guys. They're like a bunch of hot shirtless guys. And they put out a calendar because here's the thing. Can we find their name? Because I always forget their name.

It's kind of long, but I want to shout them out. They're so nice and they are all about the proper protocols they're about barefoot um uh living like i walked in with shoes and they're just like like they and then when i left i was like i was getting an uber and i left after spending you know two and a half hours there learning about barefoot life and i was like put on my shoes as i was leaving they're like what are you doing and i was like i have to get in the uber and they're like you can get in barefoot and i was like what yeah maybe in australia and i did and then i put my shoes on in the car sorry guys but i and i've worn shoes ever since but i think about how it would be so much better barefoot all

the time because i know it's insane maybe in australia it works but in america our streets and sidewalks are dirty yes they know that they're just asking me to be when you don't need to i didn't need to and this like they're just asking me they don't want me to go through like walk in sephora like someone's at the work in an office yeah that's not gonna work and but it is so good for your feet and it felt so grounding and good but i have a question about that so in the video in the description they said that they cured your bunions. And I want to know what was the end result of that.

Guys, you didn't cure them. That's misleading. Maybe they didn't say that. They put me off on a track to not reverse them because it's like kind of, I know that you can't reverse bunions, but you can, I mean, they were like way more spread apart

after they went in there and like massaged them pretty hard. I was like, whoa, they aren't touching. So they did some stuff, but I'd have to do it every there and like massage them pretty hard. I was like, whoa, my, they aren't touching. So they did some stuff, but I'd have to do it every day and I haven't done it.

Um, every day. And then what would happen? It would just remain stayed apart or would cure your bunion. It wouldn't, the bunion, the bump would never go away. That's like calcified.

I mean, it would break down maybe a little bit if I was in there. Um, but yeah, but it would just create more space. My whole toes would get more space out, but that bump would still be there because that's...

My neighbor just got the surgery. Oh, really? It was a couple of things, but she was in a lot of pain for weeks. Yeah, it's horrible. Yeah. And who knows that they're going to come out, right? And your feet are everything.

Yeah. And so I just... And you have to be off your feet. You have to be in a boot or crutches and you do them each one at a time or you do them both and you have to be off your feet you have to be in a boot or crutches and you do them each one at a time or you do them both and you're in a wheelchair so you're either out for 12 weeks or something if you do them back to back or six in a wheelchair no thank you i think the wheelchair is the option i would take it would be interesting to live your life in a wheelchair to

have a little bit of empathy for six weeks for people in wheelchairs because i saw her in the one leg with no wheelchair and it was like you might as well be in a wheelchair you're you're that debilitated right you can't walk your dog you can't get up you can't cook yeah that's a good point yeah um but i will say these guys are amazing because i'm sorry guys i love you so much most of their views which is substantial is from i would think gay men because what they do is they do a lot of groin massages for each other and they're really hot guys and they're they're not gay men. Because what they do is they do a lot of groin massages for each other, and they're really hot guys. And they're not gay men, by the way.

But they know their audience, and they're very tongue-in-cheek, like wink-wink about like, they lean into it, by the way. Speaking of, it took me a little bit of looking through a bunch of gay massage therapies, but it's melburn underscore muscular underscore therapies on instagram and they do like they're just they're so good they know so much about the body they teach you

about the body their videos are like very important informative but that first like if you go down and look at all the videos of groin it's always a guy getting an elbow from another hot guy shirtless in the groin and so they are definitely inner thigh and all the comments are like we know what you're doing guys we're learning things but we know what's going on here but um at the same time so my video i knew when i was walking in as a girl i was like these sorry guys even though i like i have a little bit of celebrity this is not gonna move it's not gonna move the needle so i didn't wear makeup so people might think oh there is can i share this video because they actually have a video of you what do you mean there's a video of you getting your feet done.

Like how cute you are. Yeah. I thought you said you saw it. Wait, you saw it. I saw it. As a straight guy, I would- I didn't advertise it because I just didn't, it was too much. I'm sorry to those guys, by the way.

It popped up somewhere. As a straight guy, I would love to watch the elbow and the groin, even though I'm not gay, because just the feeling of getting that massage. That's what I'm saying. Check these guys out because if you have body pain, they have made a video for every part of your body

just getting fucking wrecked on. Do you think that does something for you to watch it? Yes. Do you think maybe mentally, it's like hypnosis? Yes. That's why I watch it

whenever I have a pain in my body. I just go to a video of someone getting that part of their body massaged violently. Yes. Really working it out and it is so therapeutic. I mean, it is video of someone getting that part of their body massaged violently. Yes. Really working it out. And it is so therapeutic.

I mean, it is one of my favorite things is when I have a new ache and I get to watch a video with someone like not even getting that massage. It's one of my favorite things to do. You have to do if you have not done that. And that appeals to you in any way that we're talking. Please go Google your your part of your body. Like Google what muscle it is. Really look at a body of the anatomy find out what that muscle is exactly and there'll be a video targeting that exact thing and you will

feel it in your body oh yeah i love that i just thinking about finding that video is making me more relaxed i opened up this world to you it's gonna be awesome okay so only fans yes i have another one from um at wolfgang white um also i have an only fans solo male making content for the gay market for now it's a fun little side hustle would love to make it my full-time job but it's hard mostly because of how much marketing you have to do it's not really about how you look in my case hairy chested straight guy it's about making sure you're reaching the right audience seeking the content you can provide for them video sexting custom vids live videos etc in general i think i might i think i think it might be harder for guys though so female besties consider it might have more immediate success than me because i think the straight male market is bigger than the gay male

market but i genuinely love making spicy content and a cool benefit is building a community that loves you as you are it's made me have better confidence whoa okay i like this because if you're leaning into something if you're just like i'm just a hairy dude and i'm not trying to like wax or like you don't have to you can just be yourself yeah like you can grow a bush and just show your bush or you can have like if someone were into like flat asses i don't why is that not no one's into like just flat asses flat totally flat ass just like a woman with like a disappointing ass the disappointing channel that's not a niche yet but i feel like every other thing is yeah pretty much someone can jerk off to my bunion

feet and that is a subgenre of feet foot fetishes is bunions yeah there should be um yeah that that would be like if i i would never show my ass ever like it's not that bad but it's just like compared to like ones that are good i if that was if i ever did an only fans that would not be what i get an injection if i got injections for sure i know exactly what i do yeah and it would look amazing but is that permanent or is that i think it'd be permanent okay yeah kim kardashian got that yeah yeah yeah and that's why they can say they don't have butt implants because they're not implants they're injections so they're not like tricky yes i'm assuming it hurts a lot and you have to stay on your stomach for a while once it's all healed up can you sit on it and yeah a long time without

any problem maybe it's to make you more cushioned it's a brazilian butt lift yeah maybe i should get one yeah i mean whenever i see girls with really nice asses i'm like man that would be nice to sit on yeah like for me exactly i it's it's uncomfortable to sit when i don't have a little bit of extra as you get older especially for the uh the old jews you get a little bony ass and sitting is just uncomfortable that's why so many jews sit with their legs crossed like this i think yes let's just look at any old jew and he's in their 70s they're gonna cross their legs bernie sanders yes with the mittens yeah that's how you sit so you could you take one and i think there's a problem back and forth on your sit i do it all

the time i also had surgery on my ass six times so it's already i can't sit down surgery six times every time you tell me that it's like blows my mind yeah so why not another one that gets an injection maybe i should get cosmetic surgery that was so funny just for you'd be able to sit more comfortably yeah you'd be the only one to ever you might notice when you're watching if you're watching the podcast on youtube when i'm sitting in the chair at my house i'm constantly shifting oh i shift like every five or six minutes because my ass starts to hurt like your ass cheek the muscle or the tailbone the tailbone yeah i have to shift is the tailbone hitting something no it's like where the surgery was okay so that makes sense it's like it's like scar tissue it's sensitive oh man and so i i have

trouble it's better than it was when it was a problem can you get like a cushion for that seat i've never uh heard of that no there's tons of doughnuts okay you can yeah they they don't work as well as you'd think i bet someone out there has a good idea they have a they have a tailbone cushion where there's like a little cut out just for the tailbone yeah that'd be amazing and all that does for me is it just spreads the cheeks and irritates it more yeah yeah yeah it would spread it okay that makes sense All right. Well, if you know of anything, maybe send it to Brian, but I think he's pretty close-minded to it.

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it to myself okay okay it wasn't it wasn't for you i don't think okay i just acknowledged like you did say it into a microphone to be fair no i think i probably did say it for you just in case like any there's other people in this room too just like they might have really sensitive notice noses i have the most sensitive you do and i don't really smell it okay it's definitely kicking now that you've said it now i'm gonna think that oh nicky must stink today i mean it's okay though because i slept in spray tan i absolutely should yeah but you don't okay to me but i can i can just smell it on myself. I'm only pointing it out because we talked about the stanky. Yes. Well, thank you for acknowledging that.

You're right. I don't need to say it and announce it. But I did quit spray tans. But the only reason I was going pale that week was because I couldn't get one because I was doing TV on a Wednesday. And that was a Friday to look tan. So I couldn't. That spray tan would have been in a really bad condition on uh Tuesday when I would need to get it and I wouldn't have been able to

get it all off to get the new one so I had to go pale and I did embrace it and I liked it but I didn't like I can't be on TV yet without a spray tan I'm not there you saw yourself in the footage and you're like I don't know it's fine like I liked it but like on tv i this this was a big tv opportunity for me i wanted to look my best yeah and i just could not risk being pale yeah and so i went back to spray tan and this weekend um yeah i was on instagram live and besties were like we thought you went what's the spray tan and i felt like i had like gone against my own i felt so bad no um i was i was fine with it but i was like oh yeah i did um say i was gonna embrace that i can't embrace it till june again i think i'm i'm pretty much booked out for a spray tan you can't have my whole turkey it's hard especially with everything

you have going on yeah it's i can't i do it slowly i like myself better with it and so i'm just gonna slowly yeah that's a good point okay turkey so this girl wrote to me she's a comedian in another scene i don't know if she wants me to say her name so i'm not going to she said oh i listened to the latest podcast and you asked about people with only fans experience and i used to have one you still have one but you used to do it right it can still have the story um i love her okay it was actually pretty lucrative and a decent experience when i was doing it especially considering i had next to no audience then. But, like next to no, she has a little bit of an audience as a comedian now, but she had no audience then, or next to no.

But, with a bunch of yous, I have, but having gotten one since, I've had fucking nudes leaked from that OnlyFans content, which did seem like an obvious risk, but also still shook me a little because it was mostly pervy open micers or the occasional ex and a rando on my OnlyFans, which made me really annoyed about who could have leaked it. As much as I love and support sex work, I have for sure got regrets about doing it. Stupid.

Because now that she does have a little bit of a fan base, those nudes have become more valuable for people to uncover. And you know what? If they did come out, people would be like, you know, when Jennifer Lawrence has her nudes leaked from just valuable for people to uncover and you know what like if they did come out people would be like you know when jennifer lawrence has her nudes leaked from just sending into a boyfriend everyone's like respect her yeah in which they should like don't look at them these are her private things but if someone has their only fans nudes leaks like you whore look at what

a fucking whore you were let's all make fun of her she was trying to make money doing this and it's somehow like sad i think i think if i think if she reached a certain level of fame and then her nudes are leaked, that will increase her male fan base by 10. It wouldn't increase it. It would increase it by people looking at it, but it would increase the level of disrespect people have for her just subconsciously. And I am sorry to say that. I'm so sorry to say that. I wish it wasn't that way. But women who work in the porn industry or anything related to it, stripping, hooters,

when people find out that you used to do it. Only fans, I feel like doesn't have the same negative view as porn. But if she was trying to keep it a secret and then it got out later, I was like, look at the sad things she did when she wasn't famous. People really look down on that and And they're really judgmental. And I know people are going to say, Nikki, clearly you are because you can tap into this so easily. I really am not. Karen Feehan, who has an OnlyFans, I think is one of the coolest things ever.

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else but she's i I think she is. And I really admire her for that. Unabashedly herself, extremely confident. Yes. Always, even when she was an open mic, we started together in New York. She's so cool. She was always that way.

You know, she reminds me a lot of Natasha Leggero, who I just worked with and always used to be so intimidated by because she has that demeanor of like, I'm going to tell it, like, you know, her roasts and just even her standup is very like, kind of playing this character of like looking down on you you know i think it was more so before but she still plays it up quite a bit yeah and it is her there's no character there yeah but it's she is one of the kindest nicest people i've ever known like

so sweet to me we were doing a game show recently and one of the questions was like it had my name in it for the trivia and it was like nikki is an invertebrate true or false right and she goes um and she didn't know it was false i guess so she wrote true among many amazing things she is and she wrote that in parentheses and it was i was like i almost like was like that was so above and beyond like she didn't need to do that like it was just so sweet it was like it didn't add to comedy at all it was just like building me up and just saying a really nice thing and then she wrote me a really nice thing today and it reminds me of karen because karen's in bonnie mcfarland as well all really ball bustery And I would maybe even think people would throw me into that if you just watch my roast.

Like you'd think I'd be like an asshole or not an asshole, but just kind of a mean girl. Yeah. But really actually the nicest of all the girls. Maybe those are the best ones. Maybe the ones that are best at roasting are actually really nice. I think there might be some truth to that. Because they know what's going to hurt. The most open hearted.

Yes. Love every time you're with him. He's with someone who he's granting a make a wish to. That's hanging out with him for the whole night. And that's a joke. But like there's always someone who's like a little bit off that he's hanging out with. Because he's a kind person. And they're like an often a great way.

Because I think, you know, it's but he's he's like, he's always like, yeah, he's just a, he's a nice, really nice person. And I feel like maybe there is something to that. Final thought. Natasha wrote me last night. I did her podcast. And I want to share this because it is, it's kind of like a humble brag because it's just me reading another compliment from her.

But I thought it was really nice because I went on her podcast and it's like an advice podcast. Is it with Moshe? Yeah. And it's so fun. It's called the Endless Honeymoon Podcast. Right, right.

Of course. And the clips are so fucking funny. You guys got to, you got to at least watch. That's what I do is watch our clips because I don't really listen to any podcasts. That's how everyone digests podcasts these days. They're so funny

and they're a married couple and they're two of the funniest people in comedy and they're just, she still laughs at all his jokes and he laughs at her. Like their relationship is like strong. You can tell it's just really good. And they have a daughter together and they just, they're just open and honest. Natasha Leggero and Moshe Kasher.

It's called Endless Honeymoon. But I did it last night and we give advice. And she wrote to me, thanks again for doing the podcast last night. You were so insightful and funny. I love that you wanted to be a therapist. They asked me what I would do for a living if I didn't do comedy. And I said, marry someone rich and then be a therapist because I do so want money. Yes.

So I would have to get that. Yeah, you need that money. Yes. Yeah. I do realize that is a reason for why I do this. And you'd be a therapist part time. Yes. Wait, so you think that money is the thing that motivates you most?

I think it is now. Wow. Because fame is just. but you're not but you also have said before that you have enough money and that you don't want to pursue i don't double or triple i don't i don't need to be a billionaire but i want to be you want more money i want enough money that like if they're my parents get some disease i can get the best treatment no matter what three which means but i also obviously still want to be known and stuff like that. There's a little bit of it, but the overwhelming now is like,

I think that's what got me into it is the search for fame. And now it's like, I just want to be able to survive. I want, and I want love. Doesn't that make you an eight that did you just want the money? No, because I want love.

I want people to go. She, I want, cause I was even talking to Anya about this last night. I was like, the reason I get to tour with my friends is cause i pay them money and i get i get to i get the reason i get to hang out with you is because this i offered you a job in which you i mean obviously you want to do this but like you're making money doing this so i get to like i offer because of the

money i have access to yeah i have girls trips and i pay for everyone to come and not because i'm like i'm so generous i'm paying for love uh-huh i'm i realize that i'm really wrapped up and like people won't want me around and i won't get to hang out with people because people have lives and they they can't hang out unless i'm like what if you didn't have to pay anything what if you made money to hang out with me and so i've offered that opportunity to people i love money the gaining triple the amount of money that you currently have, that's not just to have the money and the status that comes along with it.

It's to, you want to utilize the money to continue to secure your friendships. I drive a beat up Lexus that is disgusting. Like it's not about status at all. I don't, it's not about like, look at this thing. That's not a three. You're not a three. No, three is trying to get love from being a somebody.

Yeah, but threes would never, threes care about their image. That is true. That's the one part of the three. That's their number one thing. That's a good point. So maybe you're not a three. You're like a seven or an eight. No, I want to be a three because Taylor is a three.

Oh, there you go. And I didn't know she was a three before I took the test. Let me just say that. Yeah. But I will say that like that is true. Like and Anya was like Nikki because she was talking me through this. She was like people have their own insurance. If your parents get sick, they they'll and I'm like, no experimental treatments are not

covered by insurance. The best doctors in the world are not covered by insurance. They're out of your network. If you want to if you someone in your family or someone in my friend group gets a fucking crazy disease. I don't want them to like it's a 70% chance. I want it to be like let's bump it to 80. Let's find someone who is going to give us a 90 like and you can find that with money it sucks but that's the

way it works money's great but it and that's not a million dollars people that's that's the that's hundreds of millions you need to have that kind of power and to survive the apocalypse like I am thinking about these things and that is what motivates me now I would rather have 100 million dollars than and I would love to no one know who I am. I would totally take that. That's my number one goal. But I also crave people being like, you're impressive.

So I want to earn that a hundred million dollars in a way that people are like, wow, good job. So, okay. Anyway, so Natasha said,

I love that you wanted to be a therapist. One of the things you were doing that I never really do is empathizing with the callers and not just immediately jumping into advice. It was very sweet. I'm going to try it. I love that means so much to me because i look up to her so much i only share this because it's the greatest compliment i've ever got that someone who i look up to and think like is i would want to be her so much saw something in me that she's like i want to be that yeah and i know that maybe is like seems like duh nikki people look up to you but

i just don't feel it as often as and especially not from someone that you look up to. Right. It doesn't happen all the time. Yeah. And I think that everyone that looks up to me is like delusional. And for some reason I, and not because I think you're an idiot if you look up to me, I just don't know you. And so I can just write off what you are.

Like if Bill Cosby said something nice about me, I'd be so. Exactly. Yeah. You would feel like a million roofies yeah a million uh but i've always said that you're uh you're a great empathizer i call you an advocate and when whenever i came whenever i would come in in a morning and be like i've got a problem you'd always empathize you'd go oh that sucks that's like like actually i could see you feeling some sort of,

yeah, and that's, that's a good quality. Thank you. I think I liked hearing this because I think my, I had a therapist, my abusive therapist

said that I lacked empathy because my parents lack empathy, not their fault. They were just raised in alcoholic homes and you don't get empathy and so you can't teach it to anyone and therefore I had to learn it. And so I,

I tried to learn it because I didn't really understand what it was, but I think I still lack it in some ways. Like so I tried to learn it because I didn't really understand what it was. But I think I still lack it in some ways. Like when I got off stage and that guy like could have had a heart attack. Oh yeah. And then they just go, he's fine.

And I go, okay, good. And they're wanting to tell me about what happened and I didn't care. Yeah. That felt like zero empathy. Maybe you have empathy for your friends, but not for strangers, but you have empathy for animals.

You can't have empathy for strangers. There's too many of them. They're all suffering. But he's my fan. He paid money to see me shouldn't i care it's more than a yeah i don't know that you're also on stage you're performing you have other people and by the way he was okay yeah that's all the information i needed we're all not okay we're all reacting to medicines or whatever it is like i don't need extra information about his he was okay that's all i wanted to hear. And maybe I was avoiding actually hearing he wasn't okay. If you gave me too much information, I might learn life is short and I'm scared.

So I just wanted to hear he's fine. And you just don't need that. The way you look up people when they die. Oh, yeah. And you go, that can't happen to me because they did drugs in 1977 and I didn't. Well, yeah. Because I wasn't around.

Yeah, I'm starting to find loopholes to that comfort. Oh, of course you will. It's OCD. You'll find little ways. I'll always find it. It's OCD, right? That obsession? I don't know what it is, but whatever that is, that type of obsession and perfectionism,

I guess you could call it, is like the bane of my existence. But it also is my superpower. It's how I am good at analyzing things, giving notes, things like that, being able to find errors and things. And that's what has helped me most in my life and also has crushed me. Yeah. It's that cycle that feeds itself. Can I recommend the Heidi Prieb video on perfectionism that just came out, I think, two weeks ago, in the past two weeks heidi preb p-r-i-e-b-e if you're a perfectionist out there it's really i've watched it several times

and it's really helped me with some of that language to myself and i thought nothing could help because i'm a perfectionist i'm nothing's gonna help me yeah overcome this thing and it actually has and it's given me um a lot of just like it's just let the air out of the the tires that are about to blow a little bit okay on on being perfect okay i'll check it out it's good it really is she's so fucking good dude like i'm a part of this community there's a bunch of people that follow her that are like the way people are about andrew humerman she's like the she's that for like psychology okay prebenots yeah what is that yeah oh my god heidi preb you i don't think we've messaged yet but i'm a huge fan and we think that the name for

people who follow your gospel which it isn't a gospel you're just spouting facts um you should be we should be prebenots i like it it. Yeah, there you go. Okay. Put it on a shirt. Yeah, put it on a shirt and I'll wear it. Let's market it. And yeah, I would gladly advertise for her. And I think I am right now.

Thank you guys for listening. We have an exciting podcast coming up tomorrow with Benedict Polizzi from Lovers and Liars. So maybe go binge that first episode before the second episode

comes out on thursday on thursday tomorrow you're gonna get the second episode of cw's lovers and liars um but you can watch the first episode right now on the cw app or on hulu or on hulu and you can um get that ad free experience in quotes yeah many ads on hulu were insane really oh god they were all like this elephant's been tusked. Give us money. Or there were St. Jude's Children's Hospital ads. There were ads for... I guess those are things I would...

I know that not all the money goes to those, but at least it's doing some good as opposed to just State Farm. All the ads were that. Well, anyway, check out that episode tomorrow, but watch Lovers and Liars before it so you have a little familiarity with Benedict, even though you don't need to watch to listen. But we wish you would. Lovers and Liars, CW, Thursdays, 9, 8 central or something like that.

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