The Nikki Glaser Podcast - #441 Talking Smack in Public, Work Out Expectations, Stop Saying "Partner", Male Attraction Scales, Car Upgrades

Episode Date: May 29, 2024

Nikki and Brian chat about the rise of popularity and having to be careful what you say on a podcast platform. What's going on with Boeing? Nikki talks about a great workout experience and how you don't need to break a sweat each time. Brian has some stuff to say, but you must listen to Intrusive Thoughts (the best $5 you'll spend!). If you are straight, stop referring to your girlfriend/boyfriend as "partner". Nikki test drives a very awesome car and the final thought: 1.4 million followers and counting.  Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free, and get exclusive bonus content: https://apple.co/nikkiglaserpodcast  Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Brian: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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tire and auto smoothie king i think that yeah there was a merger um you've been keeping track of this boeing uh right? Have you? No, because I can't control it. And most flights I fly on are the plane that everyone is saying is malfunctioning. And I just don't care. But it's been getting pretty wild. It has? Yeah.

Oh, because there were some whistleblowers that died mysteriously? Should we even talk about it? I don't know. Are we going to get in trouble if we talk about it? Does Boeing... I think everyone is talking about it, though. What's going on? You know what, though?

I'm surprised that more people aren't talking about it. Well, I guess it weren't. Yeah. I mean, well, there is... The lawyer said... So just for people who don't know, we all remember that Boeing

has had these issues with malfunctioning planes. You know, we talked about that, like the door blowing off the side and people flying out of planes. No one's died yet, I think. No, maybe in a different country people have died. Oh, okay. Well, yeah, and we don't care about that? Yeah, because they're from some other country.

Who gives a shit? I'm pretty sure it was the third world. That really is how Americans look at shit. I do. You know what? Honestly. That is so weird whenever there's a mass tragedy overseas and they go, and 11 Americans. And we go, oh!

It's like 4,000 Indonesians and four Americans. And we go, oh, wait. Name them. Is one of them named John? Is there a Sarah? And it's like, there's 4,000 others. That is always, thankfully's that is always thankfully that has always struck me as really weird even as a kid i'd be like why do we need to know how many are

which ones are white yeah which ones are what 4 000 indonesians and then john who loved apple peas oh my god i loved apple peas yeah that's what you can put yourself there and you go that's why i don't travel not because i'm scared of other cultures and customs, which is really why I don't travel is because I'm scared of customs. But, okay, so tell me, okay, so a couple people have died, possibly not Americans, so we don't really know. To be honest, though, I mean, if I'm going to be totally openly honest about how I felt. Save it for intrusive thoughts, Brian. I mean, we have to do one of those episodes. It's for the big money players, Diamond Network. No, no, tell us tell us what you think if you're gonna be really i do remember

reading about this plane crash and finding out it was in like i don't know like it was in like ethiopia or something i was just gonna say dracar like when you hear that you go of course there's a plane crash in ethiopia yeah and so exactly and i felt a lot better about it because i was like oh it's just Ethiopia. Not that those people are dying, but I just don't trust Ethiopia as much as I trust America. I would be not as chill flying in Africa that I would be in the States, because I just feel like a lot of Egyptian air goes down. I just feel like, I don't know, I don't have any evidence to back this up but i did watch a documentary not a documentary i watched a show where this girl's parents are on like a safari and their plane goes down in the jungle and i just i can picture it happening to me but okay so this boeing's so we have a new thing to be scared of the boeing's doors flying

but the thing that's crazy about it is that there are two whistleblowers who came forward. And these are quality control expert whistleblowers who are responsible for like checking the parts that have been malfunctioning. And they came forward and were saying that the upper brass at Boeing told them to let things slide, to let things pass. And that's the reason why these things have been happening. And the first thing that happened is one of those people died, apparently from a quote unquote self-inflicted suicidal attempt, a gunshot wound or something like that. And then the second whistleblower also died from a heart attack type situation. They were both in like their 40s. He blew that whistle too hard. He was blowing the whistle so hard he had a heart attack.

Yeah. This is suspicious. That's pretty crazy. That's pretty suspicious. That's like F-sign level suspicious. And it's always these people that, you know, a lot of times they leave behind, there's a lot of hearsay of like, they tell people if I ever die, it wasn't suicide. Yeah.

I want people to know if I ever die it is suicide i don't want people to even consider foul play even if there's like a uh there's a video of you someone wrote in my blood yeah truly no no that was suicide yeah yeah um no that that's this is scary and i just looked up the guy like one of the guys that has found dead. That's why did they do this? Don't they know that we're going to know who did it? Like they do know that and they don't care because we don't do anything about it. We don't have any power. John Barnett worked for Boeing for more than 30 years before retiring in 2017.

John? Not John. His name was John. Oh no. In the days before his death, he had been giving evidence in a whistleblower lawsuit against the company. Boeing said it was saddened to hear of Mr. Barnett's passing. Saddened.

Yeah. Yeah. When they planned it, they were really sad about hearing the future plans of it. Um, it allegedly, not even allegedly this, we're just joking.

These, this is a comedy podcast. It said the 62 year old had died from a self-inflicted wound on, uh, 9th of March and police were investigating. Mr. Barnett had worked for the U S plane giant for three decades decades um until his retirement 2017 um okay so he was a quality manager at the north charleston plant and they build the 787 dreamliner um he told the bbc in

2019 that under pressure workers had been deliberately fitting substandard parts to aircraft on the production line yeah um He had uncovered serious problems with oxygen systems, which could mean one in four breathing masks would not work in an emergency. Okay, so before you put a breathing mask on someone else, a child, make sure yours even works. Because one in four won't. It makes sense, though. He was so distraught over having a whistleblow that he took his own life.

It's crazy to think that this guy retires in 2017, then whistleblows in 2019, gets all the way through COVID without killing himself. Yeah. And then decides now to do it. I feel like I'm going to be... Actually, I will just say that I am not planning... I will not kill myself. I promise you I'm going to be, actually, I will just say that I am not planning, I will not kill myself. I promise you I won't.

I feel like me saying that if I die, I honestly think because I have such a loud mouth about stuff, and the more I get into the Hollywood world and see the stuff going on, and I start shooting off my mouth, I do think they could come for me. What company or organization do you think is most likely to kill you um what are you gonna spout off an individual i think like oh yeah yeah like i feel like um or you know just six thinks ben affleck's gonna come after you well yeah page six made because i said that ben i think my quote was that ben affleck truly what i think i said was that he we all saw what happened i'm not i didn't make any judgment about it but all i said was that he didn't um he didn't he underestimated

the scale of what the tom brady roast was yeah he thought it was gonna be like a uh some dinky event in the friars club yeah like Screen Actors Guild presenting an award type thing. Like, oh, this is going to air on FX. It's not a big deal. Whatever it is. FX even. Yeah, yeah. And we've all done it in different ways in our life. And I even said that, that I've done it before. So I, but then

all they have to do is say, Nikki Glaser slams Ben Affleck. And then that's, and then, but I didn't slam, I didn't say slam. They said that. So they get to just decide what I do.

And then if you write a cap, if you write something underneath it and you go, I didn't slam him, then you're making enemies with page six. Yeah. So you can't like say, page six,

you fucking liars. I didn't say that. Maybe you play along with it and you just go, yeah, I really slammed this guy i really took it to him and maybe that in a sarcastic way and maybe everyone's happy yeah i don't know then then yeah that's maybe that's a good one that's that but maybe you lean

into it but i just gotta i gotta watch i realize i do have to watch my mouth a little bit that makes the podcast no i have lots of intrusive thoughts no i know i don't even think i really think i just i've learned my lesson so many times in my life but just based on like my personal relationships my my family and friends and things that i share that i'm like oh shoot like they i'm okay with people knowing that about me but they might not be okay with them knowing that about them and i realized that hollywood is just so surface and they don't want you to know anything real and yeah and i'm not trying to be like i'm so real because i'm real it's the way you move okay so first of all the least real person sang that song. But also, I don't... I'm just going to pull back a little bit.

I'm just going to not talk about anyone except myself. But then if I go really real about myself and overshare about myself, people go, ooh, no one wants to hear that. All she does is talk about her men and men. We should just continue talking about conspiracy theories regarding corporations. Oh, yeah. Well, you know what we like talking about? We like talking about stuff theories regarding corporations. Oh, yeah. Well, you know what we like talking about is we like talking about stuff that's happening on TV, reality shows. But here's another thing I just realized.

No, I'm sorry. You know that podcast, How Did This Get Made? Oh, yeah. Of course. I love it. Paul Scheer, Jason Manzoukas, and June Diane. Who else is on it? I feel like there's someone else but anyway it's a really good podcast so funny they make fun of um movies and they're just like how did

this get made they just watched unwatchable movies and make fun of them yeah which is one of my favorite things to do oh yes i always convince confuse that with how to um how do you how stuff works yeah how Works. Which is the... No, it's... Wait, that's one of my favorite podcasts ever. Hosted by John Clark W. Bryant. How did this get made? I've never heard before.

Stuff You Should Know. Stuff You Should Know. Stuff You Should Know. How Did This Get Made is a comedy podcast about movies and they make fun of movies. But I'm always like, why aren't they making fun of the idea of you? Or whatever movie

no but you know why because they can't burn bridges they've got to pick things from 2009 and they got up because they because they make fun of all the stuff and they literally go like why would who would do this and why did this happen so they do risk a lot in doing that and i understand that like you it's risky having a podcast every day where you have to comment on pop culture and you're in pop culture and you end up working with these people so i always have to give the caveat of like i've done shitty stuff too is my new thing like there's also this thing that sometimes you believe that a person is um a person is beyond your reach that you'll,

so you can talk about them because they don't exist in your reality. And then you do actually wind up meeting with them or working with them in some capacity. And you're like, oh fuck, I talk shit about you on this other thing. And I didn't even think I would ever, ever come within.

Remember the girl from the bear? Yeah, yeah. She ended up working with J-Lo on the SNL and she had, you know, she had said stuff on a podcast. Ayo Come within Remember the girl From the bear Yeah Yeah She ended up working With JLo On the SNL And she had You know She had said stuff

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With Barack Obama This exact thing Happened to me With Barack Obama Which that's What I'll tell On intrusive thoughts Really

That's the That's the I'll do that On intrusive thoughts That's so insane Okay that's great That's a great Intrusive Thoughts. Really? I'll do that on Intrusive Thoughts. Oh my god, that is so insane. Okay, that's great. That's a great Intrusive Thoughts. So if you want to check that out, you have to pay five extra dollars a month and you get ad-free episodes of this show twice a week. And then you

also get a bonus episode every month that we're going to record after this. Okay, that'll be exciting because I remember the story, but not exactly every detail. Can I just say for the record publicly that I am on Boeing's side in this whole thing. I believe, hey, if you got to take out a couple of Johns to keep the wheels spinning,

sometimes you got to do that. If they didn't take out the Johns, we would have, how much flights would be more expensive? There'd be less flights. We wouldn't be able to get to Austin. Well, by the time the air masks are dropping, if your air mask doesn't work, you should be lucky that you die you suffocate to death besides what's really going to happen to you you know like you hope like in fact yesterday i was going to a workout class that was very hard it was this new place that i'm trying just try like their

workout classes are so packed that you have to schedule like a month in advance to even get in one in st louis it's crazy so now i'm having to go to multiple different places so i tried a new place yesterday we were doing some it was a hot pilates thing i don't really need to add hot to anything i think this adding hot stuff is really just to convince you you have a better workout because it makes you sweat more and so you leave feeling like i just did something but you literally if we would have done everything we did in that class in a regular room we wouldn't have sweat as much but we would have gotten a great workout also and i wouldn't have felt as if i was having a stroke the entire time um and honestly i thought i could pat i like was lightheaded the rest of the night

which so i'm not gonna name names but i did i will go back to this place uh because i need to because there's not enough places to work out in this town but i will say that when i was walking into the place i was like whoa they were like showing me the room and i go it's so hot and the guy walking in goes you'll pass out before you die and i didn't even that's comforting that is what i'm saying with the boeing that is comforting i hope i pass out i hope i just don't die i hope it's just like oh i'm fainting and then later on i die unconsciously like that could be a better scenario but i think he was just trying to be funny but i didn't really know what he meant i don't need a class i really here's another thing and people are gonna think i think i'm hot shit because i'm saying this and so just know that i promise you i do not think i am it's just

happening to me lately is that i am recognizable more so than ever before it will fade because people will forget the tom brady roast but right now my face and name are kind of people remember they just saw it you know like a couple weeks ago they were seeing it everywhere so it's just kind of current to them when i sign up for these classes they know i'm coming because they see my name and i know you're like nikki give a different name i don't want to give a different name i don't want to walk in and be renee glazer or what you know like i just don't want to deal with it and so renee zellweger say that's true that could do that i mean i just picked my middle name but i just don't want to come up with a i do have a secret name that i use at hotels but i don't want to do that

and also secret name i would never tell because then it's really good though it's so fun i'll tell you off air it's really i'll maybe i'll do intrusive thoughts for that and then i have to change it because i don't want people i mean i guess if you pay five dollars a month you should be able to stock me in a hotel i think that you should have that information if you are willing to pay five dollars a month and also go to the hotel that you think I might be staying at, that you don't have confirmation of because I don't reveal that where I go to towns. And sometimes it's the nicest hotel, but sometimes it's not. Oh, many times it is not.

Because I got to buy like five rooms sometimes for everyone that's on tour. And that's another thing. I recently texted Nate Bargatze. And I was like, because I like a really nice hotel. It makes me happy. I've worked hard for it, but I'm also paying for like five hotels sometimes because it's like, I got two openers.

I got a tour manager. Sometimes I'm flying out a photographer. I'm bringing out a social media person. I'm also bringing out just, and so I'm like, I wrote to Nate. I was like, do you ever get like a cheaper hotel for everyone else?

Because sometimes I stay in a place and the cheapest hotel room is six hundred dollars a night even for like a one bedroom and and i know when i was at that level of opening and i would it's not like i'm putting them up at the you know no you don't need to do that you don't need the micro hotel next to the airport it's like i'll do like a double tree or a bus. I mean, you don't need to do that. I think almost everybody probably does. He said get a bus and make them sleep on it and then go. No, he said, yeah, he said, well, I have a bus.

But no, he said, he said that I think that's okay to do. I would never put someone up in a place that I would not also be okay sleeping at. But I want the Ritz. But the rest of the people that you're with i mean i can speak for myself at least and i'm sure like anya's the same way like we don't need that level of hotel like we're i'm fine in a standard like any standard hotel that has like two queen mattresses and a right well i want you to be in a nicer hotel than like you know a club would give you if you were like at the point yeah i mean especially a comedy condo that's terrible but yeah i would give you a

nice place but also i would also want you brian to be able to call down to the front desk if there's techno music playing all night long like i would hope that we didn't stay that was one of the worst nights of my life i know and next time you gotta call down like i can't i can't i can't believe how tired i was. That was absurd. To quote, put a pin in this before we go to break. I just want to say that sometimes when we get there, when I get to the class, they know I'm coming and they're excited, which is really sweet. Like, that is the part of being recognizable. I like is when they're like, hi. Hello.

Oh, my gosh. Okay. You're on machine eight. And they're just like, this is new. Yeah. Oh, brand new. They did not give a shit. I got to be honest. hello oh my gosh okay you're on machine eight and they're just like this is new or yeah oh brand new no they did not give a shit i gotta be honest they didn't there was maybe one or two people at these workout places that were like hi i mean a shout out to um pilates lab always happy to see me not because but they're happy to see everyone that's just the vibe there but a couple other

places i go there's been a couple girls that recognize me and they're like really cute and excited but now it's like that's they're all like it's almost like everyone is like at the front like hi and it's really first of all that is so nice and i would do the fucking same exact thing if i were you there's but here's what i'm asking if anyone is listening that ever is in like running a class that i'm doing you know like you're the person you're the instructor will you not try to even though i don't think this has happened yet i just worry it will because i know i would do it i would be like i want to give her the best class of her life the best workout she's ever had that is not what i'm looking for i am looking to be pushed a

little bit but i want to be able to do every exercise I hate when I have to bail on an exercise because my legs start shaking so much it gives out like then that makes me feel like I should just walk out of the class entirely so please don't try to like just know that I will always go back to your class if you are clear about where I put my feet and my hands and um you don't correct me too much because you're just going to get a vibe that I'm going to do it wrong every time. Like, they always do this. They always, like, maybe correct me a couple times. Like, actually this.

And then they kind of give up on me. And I like that vibe. Because I'm kind of doing my own thing. I'm kind of just renting your equipment to do my own thing in a class a lot of times. But let's just don't try to kill me. Because I think that I would be like, she looks fit. I want her to love my class the most and fit people love to be pushed. I don't want to be pushed that hard.

Yeah. Do you know what I mean? I think if I were them, I would amp it up for me and I'm asking you to amp it down. You want the anonymity of a standard class. Yes. You don't want them to be like, yeah, and I get that. And also, you don't like when other people feel like

they have to try harder around you. Like, you don't want to be responsible for them putting in their all. No, no. Do what you would do on a regular Wednesday 4 o'clock class. Like, that's what I want. And like, that is,

but I will say, I had a great instructor yesterday at this place. And like that is, but I will say I had a great instructor yesterday at this place and I, um, and I left him a review. So I already left the plate late because he was so amazing. He like, I talked to him after the class.

The first thing I said to him though, was you have a perfect body, which I think is okay to say in this setting. I was like, your body is amazing. Yeah. You could say it in a few. Thanks for all.

Definitely in a, in a workout setting, you could say, you could say it at the office settings. Thanks, girl. Definitely in a workout setting, you could say it. You could say it at the office. You could say it at the... It doesn't matter where you say it. Okay, I got to go to break, but I did feel... The grocery store? I felt weird.

As soon as it came out of my mouth, I go, that's inappropriate for me to say. But then I was like, wait, no, we're at a place where that is the goal. Yeah, yeah. And he did have a perfect body. And I did not think he was straight. So I didn't feel like it was inappropriate in that way. But that is not... I tell people they have a perfect body and i did not think he was straight so i didn't feel like it was inappropriate in that way but i tell people they have like a perfect credit score how they react if it's appropriate i don't know is it safe to assume a guy is gay if you are

jamming out to all gay club music um yeah i mean i would assume he's gay yeah he's safe you know there are certain things you know people like to pretend like gays are not, you can't tell if someone's gay or not. And you know, there's a thing called gaydar and sometimes you're wrong and sometimes you're right. Yeah. But sometimes you can tell. I mean, and sometimes you're wrong.

I would actually talk about a gay. Sometimes you're wrong. Yeah. Even though you could tell. But here's the thing. Are you sure? There's nothing wrong with being gay. Like it used to be like people were embarrassed to be gay.

Now, like if I think you're gay and you're not, okay, well, you're like are you sure there's nothing wrong with being gay like it used to be like people were embarrassed to be gay now like if i think you're gay and you're not okay well you're you're welcome yeah like now it's cool it's always been cool to be gay you're fine if you're gay it's always been that way but culturally i think it's much more acceptable now i know there's still a lot of discrimination but i want to say if i do think you're gay i'm not gonna be like i'm so sorry i thought you were gay i'm gonna be like you so you look like you are well styled and you look like you take care of yourself sorry that every time every time i see a guy and he's got a boyfriend i think he's gay well that even that's not true you know because some people are whispering like when i hang out with my friends sometimes we get into discussions about

what celebrities we think are maybe on the side, secretly do something, and everyone always goes, oh, he's gay. And I go, no, he's bi, okay? Oh, yeah, he could be bi. Bi is a thing. Why is – everyone forget bi is a thing. Bi people just get thrown under the bus. I forget. We'll be back after this.

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Ready to laugh and stay informed? Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I will say I'm trying to work on a bit right now about straight men with the gay voice. Right. So this is the thing. That's the. So it's hard because if I hear a straight man with a gay voice, I can't help but think. And this is just, again, what I think is can't help but think he must be gay. It's hard to get over it.

Yeah, because it is such an identifying factor in like a in in a gay man which is weird because there are some white people who have a black voice and they talk black for whatever reason and i have no problem thinking they're white because they grew up around black people or they grew up around where uh being uh you know that was that kind of um the that culture was celebrated and and was a way to be accepted i think so if there's a straight guy who hung out around a bunch of gay people and they developed the gay voice for whatever reason i can't i still think they're they must be gay whereas a white person talks black i think they're white still it's okay to have a gay voice i want to be honest with you like i am still attracted to straight men who have gay voices. Like, it would never make me go, I don't want to date a guy because he has a little bit of a voice that might sound more like a gay man's.

Here's my problem. This is what Seinfeld got in trouble for. Just to be clear, the official term is not gay voice. But you all know what we're talking about. But is, like, I don't, who is that offending? Like, because I just think it's, I love the gay voice, but you all know what we're talking about. But is like, I don't, who is that offending? Like, because I just think it's, I love the gay voice.

I love that. There's something that really just is like, this is what it is. I think it's very cool. Anyway, I have no judgment about it, but I can understand if someone's offended by this, please DM me and let me know.

And I will retract my statement. And from a place where I can't be extradited from like in a video well undoubtedly you can see cabanas behind me um like did he did no i um the thing is i've met a straight man with a very gay voice and so such a such a voice that i thought there's no question like it's just even the way he kind of dressed and the way he moved it was just like so solidly there wasn't like maybe i shouldn't ask him about his boyfriend like it's like i would be like do you have a boyfriend if i'm inquiring about his personal life yeah um and before i even had a chance to ask that this guy says um my partner uh okay and so i go okay more

comfortable like not even questioning it in my head like literally not oh i thought that would be confusing it more now he's not giving it away gay people say partner but sometimes queer community is much more on board with partner than i think the straighties with straight npr listeners say partner yeah i i that's another pet peeve straight people stop saying partner it's really obnoxious it's like you're trying to like kind of co-opt queer culture i think that's what i think i said partner after well because if i had a girlfriend partner too and i go what are you doing if you're not married and you have a boyfriend or girlfriend you get to a certain age it feels very immature to say boyfriend or

girlfriend own it you either own it or you get married you don't get to say partner partner is for yeah so now you have wife yeah oh it's great so good so good but i just think partner it's just you're just you just sound like you're trying too hard and i just really i'm not in the queer community i could be at some point in my life but i think that if i were queer i'd be like let us have that one so anyway this guy goes my partner and then his partner was named andy so like could be a man or a woman right this is just piling but i'm already thinking this guy's gay there's no question in my mind right the voice is so and then he says and she said blah blah and i'm like oh literally it was like have you ever seen the video of britney spears finding out ryan seacrest is not gay no dude it's so funny she like a hundred percent it's

this is literally the moment i had there is a video where britney spears is talking to ryan seacrest and another guy and they're all just like sitting on stools talking doing an interview and i guess they're talking about flowers or something and ryan secrets is like and uh yeah i i give my girlfriend flowers and you see britney spears just go like literally like she her she does she has whiplash from it it's so funny she goes because you know britney spears can't really hide her that face i'm like huh like she really looks like one of those dogs in a meme that's like yeah it's so funny but that is literally what my face did and i'm like this guy knows he has a feminine voice he's had it for a while he's throwing around partner and his partner is named andy like and

he said i had anal sex with andy last night yeah which is all yeah i just want i just think that if you do have a voice that lends people to think that it's okay, but I don't think you, I just don't think straight people should be using partner. I think it throws us off. Yeah. For,

for our sakes, for the other people around you. And I'm okay with every other thing. Like, do you think this guy, I will do anything that queer people want me to call them. I will say anything. I have no problem with any pronoun,

anything, but straighties, you don't get to, I get to tell you what you are i don't want you you don't get to be something you you are a wife you're a husband you're a boyfriend you're a girlfriend or you're non-binary and then that's a different story but if you are a cis man or woman straight nope no partner unless you're in a law firm calling it do you think that this guy knows what he's doing or is he completely oblivious to the confusion that surrounds him that was that was the thing that i didn't know i'm just like how they're they're just it would be like a woman who carries most of her weight in her stomach constantly rubbing it and going oh you know like

you know what i mean like it was like that of like and then when when someone goes are you pregnant she go how dare you it's like well what everything indicates you know um i i think it's kind of like that like he was maybe asking he gets off on it i think he has a power trip there. Well, it's an interesting power trip, but I, um, I would be honored if someone thought I was a lesbian. I, but I think it's pretty much out of the, it's, that doesn't happen to me much. I'm trying to think if I've ever been miss, um, sexualized. I don't know.

I don't know any of this shit. I have no idea. No one's ever, I don't think no one's ever people. A lot of people have called me gay, but I don't think it's because ever people. A lot of people have called me gay. I got sirred. They think I'm gay. I got sirred at the airport. Like good. There you go.

Six months ago with a ball. I had a ball cap on and the person was hardly looking at me and I honestly felt great about it. Yeah. Yeah. That felt good. And they gave me 25% back on my ticket. All right.

Because of the sir. Yeah. They gave really going. No. my ticket. Because of the Sarah? Yeah. Really? No. That would be amazing. They're like, we need to refund you. What I just found out, okay, I was just looking at this reel. I sent it to Anya and I screenshotted it.

So this is so depressing, but it's like kind of about the same stuff. So they had a chart and who knows what research this is from, but it seems like based on experience this seems about right so they said like men's ages it's a graph of men's ages and then what what age of woman they're attracted to as they age so for a 20 year old man he's attracted to a 23 year old woman 21 year old man 23 year old woman then by the age of 29 by by 30 they're attracted to 30 year old women 31 okay so they're in line pretty much to oh no sorry that's women i'm sorry bad news bad news ladies and this is a

scientific study this is a scientific study based on this woman named nude underscore nutritionist she said the research is from the book oh i actually have um where it's from so she's a nutritionist who does her work nude i think that's just her name she's definitely not nude in this this research choice is from the book i don't see where it says from the book anyway um so a man's age so men at 20 are attracted to 20 20year-olds. Yeah, that makes sense. 26, they start being attracted to 22-year-olds. It jumps up, okay? Then at 28, it goes back down to 20, and it stays at 36-year-olds.

And then when they're 31, they're attracted to 14-year-olds. It's a very dangerous year. You've got to get past 31. Just 31. Yeah. So then after 31, they stay at 20. from 28 to 36 years old at for men they stay attracted to 20 year olds 20 then at 37 they have a weird moment where it leaps ahead very far to 22 okay they start being attracted like what is the fucking difference i don't even know

the highest we get is a 45 year old man will be attracted to a 24 year old and let's just say this is the ideal yeah and this makes sense because of fertility because of um because of fertility it really it's like that's peak fertility for a woman it makes sense and then it goes all the way to 50 years of age and the that that a 50 year old man is attracted most attracted to a 22 year old girl now when it goes down yeah it goes back down again wow okay but it's like it stays within 19 to 24 is the range that men are attracted to the most and by the way i that was when i was most disgusting so i'm not even like i wish i could go back but then this is the depressing part at the age of 20 for a woman she's attracted to a 23 year old guy and then pretty much it goes up and with her age uh all the way to 42 it's 43 she's attracted to a 39 year

old okay so it's going down 45 year old is attracted to a 40 year old 46 year old is attracted to 38 but then by 50 they're trying to do a 46 year old so attracted to 38, but then by 50, they're trying to do a 46 year old. So slightly younger, but still in the ballpark. We can all agree. It's the ballpark. Um, and that is depressing,

but you know, it is what it is. Men are still, can still sperm you up. We're not breaking news here. No. But then this woman goes on to say that Julianne Moore is like this woman who's kind of aged pretty naturally. I mean, i'm sure

she's had a little things done here and there but she's like in her 60s and she was on the cover of i think vogue and she's airbrushed completely like you can't see any line on her face there's nothing it's totally like blank and we applaud her for aging naturally but when we put her on a magazine to make it sellable she is now airbrushed to be a 24 year old literally like has no line on her face then this woman goes on to say which is what i've been the point i've been trying to make my whole fucking life which is if you age gracefully people are disappointed and then they fix it and they really want you to look this way they prove it by by doing graphics and fixing things and and photoshop but then if you

get work done they shame you and go that's so sad and that's so gross that you like did all that stuff so like what are you supposed to do go away you gotta go away that's what we want it really is that is that is that's the key because i think i think that's what i'm i was getting at because i am like you know i went and got botox this week it's not it's not don't even you can go to the video on youtube and go oh let's see what she looks like it's not showing up yet botox takes like 11 days so check back in like 10 days because i got it yesterday um and i was asking about all the things I can do. And because I'm just like, just make me as hot as possible.

Like, let's see what we can do. And it really is going to take surgery and downtime. And Mino got it. Like, I have a big thing coming up in the fall that I think I'm doing. And I would like to look as perfect as possible for that. And I know it's vain. And I know it's dumb. And I know all the best besties are like nikki we like you the way you are well i just i just want to see what science can do what but what are you thinking about i just like a a surgical

procedure i'm not sure what but like just something slight that because um i've just been looking at so many celebrities and literally every celebrity you love and you go she's so naturally beautiful she had something done like i don't want to name names but it literally is everyone no one doesn't do it even jamie lee curtis who stopped doing it did it a lot before she stopped right there's a great youtube channel that i discovered that um i discovered it was me that's that covers all like the uh... What's it called? Facework? Facework or whatever. Body modification?

Why can't I think of the word? Plastic surgery? Plastic surgery that people do. And she really gets into it. And she points out things that are extremely... Laurie Hill? It might be Laurie Hill. She's so good.

Yeah, she's incredible. The videos are really engaging and entertaining. Yeah. And yes, I'm really shocked at some of them because some of them are like really subtle and they just say like yeah she did this tiny little thing and i think that's the key it's like you can't do anything too dramatic or else everyone notices and it looks bad but i think also nikki i want to warn against okay i just beware of doing so much stuff that you wind up looking beautiful but looking like every other person because I think it's getting to the point now

they do everybody looks like Kim Kardashian and it's like you all look the same it's like what's the point of this yeah I um I actually saw my face in something recently and I was like oh my god I look like so and so like I looked like this girl who I know has kind of the same she's at the same age she's doing the same stuff she hasn't done surgery yet but she's doing all the same stuff I'm doing like I've gotten filler in my cheeks I got filler in my chin recently like I've done some stuff and um and please do not go why Nikki what like spare me all of that please god because I'm just being honest about it. And literally everyone you think is beautiful, does it?

So please don't have any of that. And truly, if you could, you would probably too. And I know you're like, no, I wouldn't. Well,

let's maybe because you're a teacher and you're not on TV every day and have to see your face. So just cut me some slack, even though most of you are probably like Nikki, it's fine. Just do what you want. I love you all. But I did see,

I actually saw Kate Hudson's face and i thought it was me for a second the other day and i was like oh well that was good that was nice because yeah she's beautiful i mean but we we are definitely having similar conversations but she's also 10 years older than me so i was like okay well if i'm on that track, I can do that. But I will say that I just don't have, I am working every single weekend of the next year. My schedule is completely filled up since the roast. Like I have dates and then the dates I don't have, I'm flying places to go see Taylor Swift.

So I am gone every, I don't have a single, I don't have time to get plastic surgery and that's what's going to keep me from ever doing anything. So that's good. But I am getting a car, and I want to talk about that with you after this. Jon Stewart is back at The Daily Show, and he's bringing his signature wit and insight straight to your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition Podcast. Dive into Jon's unique take on the biggest topics in politics, entertainment, sports, and more. Joined by the sharp voices of the show's correspondents and contributors. And with extended interviews and exclusive weekly headline roundups,

this podcast gives you content you won't find anywhere else. Ready to laugh and stay informed? Listen on the iHeartRadio app, radio app apple podcast or wherever you get your podcasts okay i'm getting a car i'm really doing it this time about fucking time nikki jesus christ you're driving around town in that unsafe 1999 volvo whatever the fuck i drove your mom's uh Lexus and it's a 2005 yeah Lexus sedan anymore it's so first of all it's so safe it's not it's not safe it's not safe because it looks junky and it's not safe for my reputation like I just don't feel good in it you know when you're like driving a car that's first of all not even yours it's my mom's old car and i just don't keep it nice because i don't respect it which is not really nice of me in the first place i should respect it and if i dressed it up it would look nice but um looks like

a car from the outside that would be filled with trash like i know with bottles from sonic it kind of is a lot of times and it is anyway yeah yeah it's i'm kind of one of those people and even chris was like you should maybe get an suv for all your stuff and i'm like you mean my trash or what if i get a car that's like small and i actually keep it nice and like treat myself nice because i am trying to be tidy tidier and like just treat myself better and i think getting a new car i really do think i'll take nice care of it so i went and test drove some audis lovely cars yeah like an audi okay um i am really looking here's my problem with cars beautiful from the outside no question about it love5 even the q3 i was loving them i need the car to feel amazing on

the inside because guess what i'm not on the outside of the car i only see the outside when i walk up to it and that's a nice moment to have to go my car is nice and i but you know when you're wearing clothes you can even look at those clothes you can can still see them. When I'm in a car, I can't see myself in a car. There's no car mirrors. You might drive past a reflective building or something and you'll see yourself in the car. But rarely do you see it. Sometimes that happens and that's cool. I love that.

It's such a cool moment. Look at that car I'm in. Oh, it's so great. Yeah. And you, like, literally, you, like, can't believe that you can see yourself. It's like, that's the only time, like like you behave like a caveman with a reflection. You marvel at it. And so I, but you don't see yourself in the car outside of that.

Or maybe if someone takes a picture of you in it, but when you're in the car, you don't, it could be anything on the outside. And yes, you are aware of what people are seeing, but you kind of want to see it. So then I realized I need to shift my focus. My focus has to be on the inside. The inside has to make me feel so luxurious. So your girl drove over to Mercedes because I got to be honest, the interiors of Mercedes, it's a dream.

They're so nice. And you feel like you're in your own little um spaceship um and i i but i cannot decide between an suv or a sedan i can't decide which one to get right now i am driving okay so i'm thinking about the funniest car for me to get like just the one that would be the like it's like being first voted off dancing with the stars like it sucks that i would never have chosen that but it fits me like it's the funniest thing to happen so for me what you would think the car you would think i would get would be a gle it's like a you know suv that's almost like has a sloped back it's not it's not like too mommy it's like it looks like a cool suv that's what you'd think i would get and i just think i'm like why do i need this i don't have

kids i'm not lugging around equipment i'm not toting around you know uh the credenzas you know like i'm not loading things ever yeah i should just have a sedan and i've been driving my mom's sedan why do i need a big car it's not oh suvs are nice i have an suv i have a subaru yeah so why do you like it well subaru i like a subaru because i like doing outdoorsy things and you know you drive uh it's got all-wheel drive and it's got the most window space in class okay that's nice window space is nice yeah and i just love a subaru number one car but have you ever driven a mercedes i have to say it's real nice dude um i believe i have a rental by a subaru dealership try subaru um the nice thing about suvs in general though is that there's

more headspace above you yeah sometimes when i'm in a sedan i feel like i'm really packed in there yeah and so there's more headspace and then also you're just a little higher up on the road just kind of a better view out there on the road you feel like that's a really good point those are the two things about suvs besides like the extra space obviously why can't they make like a high up sedan like you know you should get a cyber truck oh yeah those are so ugly i just don't want a car that's gonna make people go like Why can't they make like a high up sedan? You know, you should get a cyber truck. Oh, yeah. Those are so ugly. I just don't want a car that's going to make people go like, look, I don't want people.

I want kind of a car that's like, whoa, that's nice. Like, look at that. But I don't want people to be like pointing at it because it's so weird. But I think I might get one that's kind of like that. It's kind of in the so it's matte black, which I kind of love. Matte black's pretty cool. It's really cool. And it's like,

it's so not the car you would think I would drive. Like if this car pulled up to valet, you would think a man would be in it, which is what I like. You'd serve me. It is a, oh God, what's a C?

Yeah. I got to look at this car. Mercedes. Yes. Benz. Yes. yes c class it is a so i know that people know who know cars are like what are c43 it's a mercedes c43 amg which is like a really like sporty like when i turn it on it like, it's kind of one of those. And I do like zipping around a lot. Like I like going like weaving in and out, like not in a dangerous way, but I do kind of fancy myself. Like there's a little bit of me that's like, I could have been a Danica Patrick.

Like I could have been a race car driver as a part of me that like likes doing that. So it feels cool. But then there's an electric car. That's like the 450 yeah that is oh it's i mean these are hundred thousand dollar cars i'm gonna lease for sure i'm not spending that much on a car um but the lease is insane as well but you know i don't have kids and i don't own a home so just let me fly look let me fly everyone no one would expect you to drive the car you have now that's what's

happening and i've been you're gonna get a car that people are years yeah you're gonna get a car that people are going to expect you to have yeah but this is the mercedes amg because i'm looking at now and i'm like i wouldn't be shocked but it's matt black and it's like and it can go so fast and has like you can like do these settings on it that are like superpower. And, um, I, I,

so I, I picked it up today and I'm just test driving it around today. So I'm going to tool around town today. I'm going to pick up my nephew and my nephew got in my car two nights ago. And he was like, you need a new car. Wow. Even seven.

And he didn't even know I was looking for cars. And I go, you're right. And so he's going to lose his mind when I pull up in this thing today. I'm very excited. I'm taking my nephew on like a solo lunch. Are you going to tell him that I took your advice? Like it was his idea?

I really am. I'm going to be like, Arlo, you inspired me. Because I thought, you know, you said I need a new car. And do you like this one? And then maybe I'll go to the dealership and be like, actually, let's go test drive some other ones. I wonder if they'd let a kid go in a test drive that could be cool yes of course they would they're trying to sell you a car oh my god let you do anything shout

out to the guy helping me at Mercedes he walked up to me and Chris I was dressed poor you know when I went to test drive cars yesterday like I was just dressed like someone who doesn't have money because that's the way I dress that's the best way to dress so I dress I dress like someone doesn't have money and I don't have money yeah you dress like someone who doesn't

might possibly not have a home and no i dress like someone who uh who's who got to choose to dress himself today who wandered away from his guardian yeah yeah yeah um no that's how i was dressed as well and i kind of like dressing that way when i'm going to buy a high-end item because i don't want people just sucking up to me because they think i'm gonna spend because i'm i might not you know and no one came up to us at this deal we were walking around the dealership for probably five minutes before someone ran out and this kid runs up to us i'm gonna say kid because he's young and um shout out to why am i forgetting his name kurt nope that's not it kyle that's not an either forget your name but i do know his last name because it's a famous department store here in town um but anyway he i do love

you and i can't believe i forgot your name. Oh my God. I'm so sorry. It sounds like it starts with a K. Yeah, it might not though, but it definitely is. Kyle. No, it's not that, uh, Eric. It could be something like that. Anyway, love him.

Want to keep his anonymity, even though he doesn't care. Um, no, he came up to us and goes like he first said hello to chris because i think chris was closer not because he's sexist and then um he looked at me and he goes oh my god are you nikki glaser and he like had to catch his breath it was really really cute and he was at my show at the fox in st louis so he was a fan before the roast i mean i know there's a lot of new people on board but he was so excited and then we just test drove around with him all day which i think was very fun for him i know it'd be fun for me now he's got a story isn't that cool him and his girlfriend came to see me at the fox yeah that was really fun to give him that story but then

your your whole life now is just providing people stories even just seeing you at a restaurant eating is a story for people it that is a really fun thing because i know what it's like when i spot someone recognizable and it is so exciting yeah when you just see them out and about so that is really fun um that is fun i didn't even think about that really like what what kind of gift i'm giving the world but i just but i will say that i do feel i need to take it up a little bit in terms of my like the way i dress and the way i hold my body and like i just want to look a little bit now yeah like people are gonna start taking pictures and and be like can you believe she was dressed like this like it's gonna be disappointing to people like i have um you're

probably more famous than the guy from bosh right at this point the guy from yeah i mean and i saw the guy from bosh on my plane and that was a story for me yeah it was in fact it was a it was a intrusive thought that we got into yeah this is a special episode that we're doing after this final thought fyi i wanted to i meant to mention this last week um but did you notice that you are now 1.4 baby 1.4 mandela's well well um we were laughing last night about you saying after the roast you go to 2m 2m and chris was like saying that that was like saying like someday you'll die like it's just like you're it's obvious that someday it will get to that. But I know what you meant, which is like it will be sooner than you think.

Yeah. I mean, you're for the point for that's 400,000 people. It seems like it's not that many because now you have it to one point. But 400,000 is so many. If I just had the.4, I would be over the moon. My career would be changed. No, it's a 40% increase in my followers over the past three weeks. It is wild.

My special is number three on HBO movies right now on Max because Dune something or other just got added. So I can't compete with Dune. I didn't even know my special was a movie. So I'm so excited. Oh my God. With those little nose things. The other night, I swear to God, I woke Chris up and then like he was nearly asleep and

I go, babe, because it just occurred to me because I keep trying to learn about football and also just boy things I think I should know. I go, oh, he's also reading Dune. maybe that's what inspired it so he's reading dune and i go why why do they have those nose things and he was like do you really want to know and i was like yeah and he was like well do you have any guesses and i was like it like so they can like breathe and he's like no not really i'm like so they can it's like a another sense that they have that they can like pick up on alien activity or something he's like no do you know why they have the nose things i believe it's because their planet is covered in

like a the spice and they need to protect themselves from getting high they yeah well no they they have to stay cool it's a cooling system it actually like makes a lot of sense it's not like that much it's not supernatural i thought it was gonna be like it provides them with some superpower but it's just keeps them cool interesting so they don't die of heat exhaustion yeah which is what i need one of those nose things for this fucking class i'm taking um so i'm getting a new car i'm getting a new wardrobe i I'm getting a new wardrobe. I'm going to purge all of my, I'm just, I can't wear like dusty ass t-shirts anymore. I, but I'm scared because every time I drive, I, I know you probably won't be able to speak to this because your wardrobe is pretty much like set in stone and you're probably not

like, I need to, I need to upgrade my wardrobe, but I don't know if any women approaching 40 or even in the range of any woman out there what the fuck are we supposed to dress like like i don't even know like i don't i know noah felt that way for a minute and i was kind of like i don't understand what you're saying i get it now i don't know how i'm supposed to dress and to be honest with you i don't want to dress super nice all the time because it people expect things of you when you dress really nice and I think when you dress like shit people don't expect anything and I think that's why I like it and I can stain my clothes and I don't feel bad I don't have to dry clean I don't have to like if I take them off I can just leave them in a pile on the floor I don't need to feel like I have to fold it and I honestly I do this thing where I buy nice things and I won't

wear it because every time I even think to wear it I'm like you do this thing where i buy nice things and i won't wear it because every time i even think to wear it i'm like you don't deserve to wear that today because you're not going to a nice enough thing or and so it never gets worn and then it will be in my closet with a tag on it until four seasons later when it is so out of style and then i just have to donate it and i wonder if other people go through the same thing as me like right now i'm wearing an abercrombie sweatshirt that is had been through one wash so it still looks okay but i gotta say most clothes just depreciate immediately like there's no more nice clothes left i know quince is nice because i do ads for them and their stuff

is really nice and doesn't um get shitty when it gets washed but if girls have any wrecks on like just capsule clothing that's like just tried and true like blacks that don't fade whites that don't get grungy like just clothing that's well made and just classic and simple or some kind of influencer i can follow and just buy everything she fucking wears that's why i love taylor swift styled i buy everything that tay Taylor Swift wears because it's approved by Taylor Swift. I need some other people putting out what their wardrobes are. There used to be blogs you could follow

of girls that were influenced. Now you go to Instagram influencers and everything they wear is an $800 boot. It's like there's nothing affordable anymore or a company owns them and all they wear is abercrombie you can't trust you can't and i go well you're only wearing abercrombie like you need to mix it up so but you know what else is happening that makes it even worse i'm begging you send me

girls that have good fashion that actually post where they get them stuff from i will buy it blindly you can't trust the influencers because not only are they owned by companies but then half of them make their own line of clothes. And then half the time they're promoting their own clothes. And it's like, your clothes aren't better than the other people's clothes. Can I please do a line of clothes? I want someone to make a line of clothes for what I'm looking for, which is basics,

simple things that you can get grungy, but still look nice. I would do a line for like Madewell. I mean, not that anyone's asking, but I think I should do that. I'm seriously begging besties even if okay besties listening if you get advertised something that you're like Nikki would look so cute in this will you literally dm me it because I need help so much I don't

know what I like I don't know what to get and I can hire stylists and I do hire stylists for big things but like podcasting looks like just day-to-day stuff that i can get photographed in by people who see me at a restaurant and people don't get disappointed when they send it to their group chat and they go that can't be her look at her shoes or that can't be her her pants are so sad um that would really be helpful to me i like need help yeah remember when we were outside of the sphere and those people were like you're not nikki glazer and then remember that's not gonna happen nikki glazer would never be wearing a zara crop top yes i would i don't think you could get away with waiting in that line anymore after the roast um i think i could still get away with it but it would just drum up some attention um yeah i haven't i was in vegas last weekend actually

and was able to get around just fine i just um yeah i was there with spade and a couple people thought i was david spade but that's it that's my joke um no i uh i didn't i it wasn't happening too much last week i think it's fading i really do think it was like crazy when my face was everywhere that week and i was like oh my gosh this is my new life and it's not that it's not that way all the time it's it's just settled somewhere in between what it used to be and what it was a couple weeks ago it's a good place and that's perfect 1.4 but i will say two shout out to the besties oh no i wanted to keep growing oh my god it's so exciting when it grows shout out to besties who literally i don't even have to look at what the

number is i find out from besties who obviously heard the episode we were talking about that and they will write me 1.4 like they update me when it happens so stay keep doing that that's really fun um so shows coming up salt lake city this friday uh june 7th june 8th i'm in boulder for two shows at the boulder theater Come see me there. We also have dates, honestly, the rest of my freaking life, you guys. All new material. You can watch my special before you come see the show.

Those shows, Salt Lake City will be the first show I will do as a 40-year-old woman. That's very exciting. Cleveland, Indianapolis, Wild Horse Casino in Chandler, Arizona. That was just announced June 28th. And then

July, we're getting into other shows. I mean, we got North Carolina, Hyannis, Cape Cod added two. I have two shows in Cape Cod. Wow, that's cool. That'll be so fun. And yeah, there's just tons and tons of shows coming up

NikkiGlazer.com for all the details Follow me on Instagram Listen to us on Intrusive Thoughts Follow Brian Frange And by the time this comes out This is next week's episode Tomorrow you're going to be doing An episode with Rachel Feinstein

And you won't be there I won't be there And then it's your birthday So tomorrow you're going to be doing an episode with Rachel Feinstein. And you won't be there. I won't be there. But, and then it's your birthday. I won't see you until after your birthday. So happy birthday. Thank you.

Yeah. I'm not 40 yet. I think, yeah, when this airs, I won't be 40 either. Thank you so much. It's going to be so fun on your trip. I'm so excited to be 40.

It's like, I don't care at all. I'm literally so happy because I think 40 is just like a woman who knows who she is she doesn't take no for an answer she drives a matte black amg c43 mercedes around town and she um she can dress like shit because she's driving a mercedes actually so this is i could just like however i want um yeah that's i feel like that is 40 for me. This is 40. Yeah, literally you can,

I'm still in my 39 insecure phase. I'm kind of like just wringing this towel for all I can get of the insecurity of like, I don't want to get old, but then 40 is going to hit and I swear I'm going to be different. I'm going to be so much cooler and I'm just going to freaking own it. I can't wait for 41.

I'm already like getting, let's get to that. Let's get to 4.1. Yeah. Talk about 1.4. Who needs it? I'm ready to get into the forties. I think you just get cooler and smarter and,

uh, and better. So, uh, join me in this journey. We'll see you next week. Rachel Feinstein will be on the show tomorrow. Excited to talk to her about her special,

go watch her special big guy tonight just to get like acquainted with her. And's so freaking good have you watched it yet brian no i only saw her tonight show appearance so far yeah netflix big guy so funny uh but before you watch that definitely watch my special um on hbo max but then watch them both because you can do that and uh you can watch two female comics it's wild but you can do it i know you can watch two female comics. It's wild, but you can do it. I know anyone listens to the podcast. I'm being sarcastic. I know you guys like female comics. All right.

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