The Nikki Glaser Podcast - #444 Taylor McGraw is Back! Hairstyles, Chugger, Birthday Celebrations & Cards, Personality Tests
Episode Date: June 7, 2024Nikki is in studio with friend of the show, Taylor McGraw, while Brian patches in from La La Land. The topic of food waste comes up and leads to the conversation of Nikki being a "chugger" her whole... life. Nikki is now 40 and talks about her birthday celebrations and the gifts and cards she received, highlighting some iconic poetry. Plus, Nikki is getting inducted into her high school hall of fame. Personality tests, confrontations/debates, and more are talked about in this episode. Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free, and get exclusive bonus content: https://apple.co/nikkiglaserpodcast Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Brian: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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The Nikki Glaser Podcast.
The Nikki Glaser Podcast.
Hello, welcome to the podcast.
It's the Nikki Glaser Podcast.
It's Nikki Glaser in St. Louis, in studio, not alone this time.
I've been alone for so long in my life.
No, sad.
But I'm here with my friend Taylor McGraw, who's been on the show a million times before.
Welcome back to the show, Taylor.
Hey, yo.
You look so young.
What's going on with you?
What treatments have you been doing?
Brian Frangie's also here.
Brian, what's up?
Yo.
Looking the same age as always.
That's right. I want to know Brian's treatments. up yo looking the same age as always that's right i don't know brian's
treatments i keep saying brian does have amazing skin if you see him in person it is close so his
face skin is red dick it's really good um but uh you haven't been doing any treatments is it the
haircut i'm thinking about getting like a bot like a a shorter haircut because i think it makes you look younger yeah i liked your hair like this really mm-hmm i well there was a there's this um netflix documentary
about a cult called dancing in the dark and this girl joins a cult this dancing cult on tiktok
and she cuts her hair and if you've seen it you know exactly what i'm talking about when she cut
her hair it was just a good choice she just looked so cute and usually when girls cut their hair
it's no bueno like when the shorter you go the more like less feminine you get and that's just by society's
standards and i'm trying to adhere to society's standards i'm gonna do my career all anya's
haircuts are perfect everyone yeah they're always good she is just of someone who pays attention
like she doesn't never does anything wrong in terms of aesthetics no she's very thoughtful her outfits are well put together so are yours though i mean that's maybe why
you like it um it was my birthday this weekend taylor was not there she was at a funeral that
was pre-scheduled for someone who died in january which i don't really understand but that's fine
where were you were in kansas the middle of kansas okay and how was that? It was cool. It wasn't too different than here.
It's where my boyfriend is from,
central Kansas,
eight hours from here.
So I thought it was going to be kind of scary.
That's so long.
It was all right.
Eight hours is far.
It is kind of far.
Six hours is to Cincinnati.
We broke it up to drive.
You broke up to drive?
Yeah, we broke up during it.
That's good.
We broke up the drive by stopping.
That's an interesting.
Sorry I missed it. So they died in January and the
funeral was in June?
Yeah, because that's when everyone could get together.
There's like a bunch of
grandchildren in college and stuff.
So they all had to wait until they were able
to get... Because it's hard to get to the middle
of Kansas. No one lives there anymore.
But she's been buried.
She was cremated and they
like lowered the little ashes down and the boy didn't see it actually we left and the ashes were
still sitting there and we drove away and i was like what if someone comes and steals this
marble urn only you would think of that that's you would you would steal that marble urn i would
i at least would open it my aunt used to steal flowers from grave sites.
I did too.
Well, not from grave sites, but just like from the cemetery.
You go like cut branches.
Oh, she would steal them from the grave sites.
She's like, they don't care.
She's cool.
So I hope you are stealing them from hers.
Well, because I would go get them.
You know how they have a sign that says like they're going to be thrown away before this
date.
I get them.
Oh, Lynn.
I go get them on that date.
Oh. The date that they say they're going to throw them away. Oh, they say they're going to be thrown away before this date. I get them. Oh, Lynn. I go get them on that date. Oh.
The date that they say
they're going to throw them away.
Oh, they say they're going to,
oh, okay.
They put like a sign
because they want them refreshed.
Got it.
It's like getting the rolls
in the back of a bagel store
when they're,
at the end of the day.
Yeah.
I can't believe
things aren't marked down
when I go into Whole Foods
and I go to the sushi department
and I'm like,
none of this is lasting
until tomorrow.
You're closing in a half hour and all of this is still $14.
What do they do with it?
I hope they give it to a food bank.
Of course they don't.
They don't.
None of it.
It all goes in the trash.
And then I think the dumpsters
are like locked up.
I mean,
they don't want people
because everyone would go
because it's all...
How is the dumpster big enough?
Not everyone.
I mean like me.
You.
All of yous.
Lots of people like you would go. But yeah it's um it's disgusting if anyone busty's listening in
the foods i don't even tell me what happens with waste i can't even i can't i can't hear about it
my psyche can't take it i got the wrong coffee and she was like i'll remake it and i was like no
no and she was like insisting and i was like is that gonna go to someone else and sometimes they
run out of at starbucks they run out of the hand warmer things, you know, like the cardboard things.
And they'll double cup it.
And I go, no, because I get extra hot.
I definitely need it in my hands to start.
But I guess I got to get calluses on my hands so I don't need them.
Because my throat is now calloused and I can suck down an extra hot, like, latte that would burn someone's,'s like just smelling it would burn their uh the
insides of their nostril and i suck it down like nothing luke why do you want it extra hot because
i want to slow my consumption down because if it is just regular hot i'll drink it in literally
i'll drink a venti in a minute i'm just a chugger my dad has always called me one i'm just i consume
things so quickly i'm just quick and so when it's dad has always called me one. I consume things so quickly. I'm just quick.
And so when it's extra hot, it slows me down a little bit.
But it's got to be.
And then sometimes the coffee is burnt because I get it so hot.
Why don't you just get coffee that doesn't taste as good or something?
It's not as suckable.
Well, that's not fun.
Well, it could be good.
I mean, this has addictive substances in it.
Yeah, it's like it doesn't matter.
I will find a way to love it.
Like I used to, I was telling my sister yesterday,
we got Starbucks and I used to put like eight Splenda.
This is like 2006.
I was such an anorexic and I would just go
and I would have like my one latte a day
and that would like, I'll be all I ate for the day,
you know, until it was like witching hour
and then I would eat all night.
But like I would just have one or like two misos because that's the cheaper
version of a latte.
It's half coffee,
half milk,
and it's probably a dollar 50 cheaper.
And so I would get that.
And I mean that these prices back then it was probably like two 80 for a
venti.
And then I would get,
I would put in,
it started out with like two Splenda and then it just,
your tolerance goes down.
And I was doing like,
I would have to like hide it and like take do four
at the bar and then if someone saw me I'd take four
extra and like save them
it was insane and it would never stop
it would just be like okay then I'm just gonna be just
snorting Splenda eventually
and so I had to back down and now I'm at
now I just have one Stevia
is Splenda the same as Stevia?
no Splenda's like sucralose
aspartame and then Stevia that's not good yeah Splenda the same as Stevia? No, Splenda's like sucralose. Aspartame.
And then Stevia is bad.
Yeah, Splenda's bad.
That's why you're so youthful. Sweet and low bad.
Because you're pickled from the inside.
I know.
We were just talking about how you are what you eat
and how I feel like I'm just so dry.
I need to eat more fats,
but it's so ingrained in me
that fat is bad because of the 90s brainwashing for diet culture that i
just when i see too much fat in something i just am too what about if you're just eating an actual
avocado that i literally think the thing that okay like if it's guacamole and i look at the
thing and it says fat i literally think there will be guacamole on my thighs like it will be
like the guacamole will go into my thigh and it'll be the texture of it because it's like fat it's just so it's so don't eat cottage cheese but i oh i love cottage cheese
so much i miss it but i do think yeah that you that it will add to a lump layer on my thigh yeah
but it's just fattier than you'd think i i realized that the other day too what the fuck i thought
you can get zero but it is healthy because fat is thought it was healthy. You can get zero, but it is healthy
because fat is healthy.
But you can get zero,
you can get nonfat cottage cheese
and then that has like a lot of sugar
and just bullshit in it.
Yeah.
Sugar is what makes you.
I'm drinking coconut water right now,
but it's like,
has kind of pulp in it,
which I love.
I love pulp.
It's so good.
I got it at Trader Joe's. Let's see how much fat. 8% of my, 6 grams of fat. It's so good. I got it at Trader Joe's.
Let's see how much fat. 8% of my...
6 grams of fat. That's pretty good. Saturated fat,
6 grams. Saturated is the one that you don't want, right?
No, you do want. You don't want trans fat.
Oh, shit. No, saturated fat's bad, too.
Yeah, saturated's bad. Oh, no, no.
That's 90s. That's 90s.
Really? Yeah, saturated fat is good for you.
No, saturated fat leads to heart disease.
That's incorrect. All right. I challenge you. Really? Yeah. Saturated fat leads to heart disease.
Incorrect.
All right.
Well, thankfully, we don't have anyone to fact check.
So we'll just leave that there for someone else to DM us later.
But yeah, that's I'm going to try to because I want to be more supple and I want to like look not so dry and husky.
Yeah, I'm a husk too.
Because I feel like you are what you eat.
And like if I'm eating rice cakes,
I'm going to look like a rice cake.
And my hair is going to break off like rice cakes.
If you're eating avocado,
then you'll be like lush.
Creamy and like Salma Hayek.
Yeah.
I just want to look like,
I bet she eats a lot of avocados.
Yeah.
But do you ever watch those things of like,
no, you don't because you don't have a phone,
but like what I eat in a day and like these influencers yeah and i just don't buy it and also it seems
like i just i get i like to eat a lot so i get sad if it's just a small little portion of toast
with avocado and i'm like i want more food than that like that's done and because i eat so fast
i need meals to take up long time so i need like a big salad so
it like 10 salad because then i'm done with my toast and i'm like that's it and i like my stomach
isn't full yet because i ate it too fast so i'm just want more put avocado on the salad and then
put like a really fatty dressing i hate avocado in a salad like i just hate the consistency of
avocado on its own i know you make it like and you blend like make a dressing like a green goddess
dressing which can be vegan but then i have to cook and that's just stressing me out because there's like
dirty bowls and chris has a way that he washes certain bowls and i don't really understand
the he he does the dishwasher like three times a day he's washing dishes i don't understand
because i don't use meal i would never dishwash if i did i just don't i would never even know
especially like oatmeal which is gooey and like sticks to the edge.
I don't know how you do it.
Oh, I know how to do it.
You just fill the bowl up with water and then you scrape it out.
You like brush it off with the soapy thing.
Oh, the brush thing.
The brush thing.
And then you just put it in another bowl.
Like I don't care if there's residue because it was mine.
If it was like someone else's bowl, yeah, I might like brush it really hard and wipe it.
But if it's me and there's still residue,
just more me.
But bacteria is in there.
And we've talked about this a million times.
I want to get into my birthday gifts
that I got this weekend at my birthday.
I have a box of a bag of them.
They all fit in a bag.
Have you not opened them yet?
Or they're, oh, you're just consolidated.
I'm just consolidated them
and I wanted to go through them.
I got, Kirsten recycled a birthday card from
I gave her this when she was turning 14 and I don't know what we don't really get these are a
lot of inside jokes in here but she gave me back a card I gave her when she was 14 that said the
judge the jury and the prosecution are ready and it says like a courtroom. You are sentenced to a 14th year of life. And then there's a guy, someone's dad.
Oh, Trad.
Yeah, Trad's dad used to, a guy that we swam at our pool with,
was like, he was a lawyer and he would prosecute you.
And we were always making fun of him for being like,
he's a southern lawyer who will prosecute.
Because we made fun of his son and he said he will persecute
persecute we thought he said persecute but we were saying prosecute yeah and i we might i don't even
know that he ever said it but we just gave him that character and then we were also we made fun
of some girl in high school that she was a mistake we thought that was funny and so it has him saying
the stakes are rising and we need 17 identical mistakes i don't know what that's
about and then i drew a bunch of these girls that were a mistake we were again we were bullies in
quiet like we would talk we never wasn't bullying it was observing yes that these that girl was
probably a mistake we're analysts yeah like she came from she was analyzing yeah she had like
fluffy bangs like kind of 80s bangs left over. I don't even know who it was.
I literally don't.
And then there are two Siamese cats.
You remember in the Aristocats, there's like, we are Siamese.
And they're sexy cats and they're like, we will sneak in baby bunker.
And they wanted to like eat the cat and they wanted to drink.
They wanted to eat the baby or like drink the baby's milk.
Oh,
they wanted to get the baby out.
Cause they used to be the like joy of the family.
And then the baby came.
So they wanted to kill it.
And so I wrote two cats that their tails are like entwined.
It says,
we will get in baby bunkies,
sneak into womb,
plenty jelly for me and some for whom.
And then there's,
I drew Adam Sandler and he has a yarmulke on it
says get on your hanukkah it's time for yarmulke i don't know okay and then i had another guy that
was a good guy and he's in a room and he has jinkos on and airwalks and i know they're airwalks
because i drew an arrow arrow that says airwalks and there's a lava lamp and a poster that has pot
on it it just says pot and a leaf and then a black light that I wrote black light next to
and a 311 poster and Campbell cigarettes.
And he says, oh, on my birthday,
I get stuff like Guns N' Roses t-shirts
and cool video games like Street Fighter.
And then we made fun of these girls.
I don't even want to say what their names are.
I don't remember who they are, but Blah Blah Blah Twins.
Like it's their last name. And I said, the Blah Blah Blah Twins. It's their last name. And I said,
The Blah Blah Blah Twins. And then it's two
girls in Lisa Frank shirts and they say,
How much is that doggie in the window? Tee hee, tee hee.
And then there was another girl.
There's another guy.
I can't read that one.
It's too much. I can't.
It's slightly racist, I think.
I don't even know. It's not
good.
Anyway, she just gave me back this card and just wrote i love you nikki on it so she didn't she didn't
copy it she gave it back she just gave it back to me and instead of 14th it wrote 40th yeah
let me see yeah look at the back is i like i harass i, I know. You know what it is. Okay.
So, and then my niece, Poppy, I've been like negotiating with her to get more toys, you know, and cards from her.
And she dictated to my sister what to write.
And this is so poetic.
The cover of it says, I wish you were here.
Okay.
She's four, five.
And then on the inside it says happy birthday nikki thank you for
all the toys i wish you were here for every day and every season wow every beautiful oh my god
my dad was like she got that from taylor swift i'm like i don't think so dude i don't even know
what that is she got it from like the birds my sister gave me my sister also she got me a taylor
swift sweatshirt that taylor swift was Taylor Swift sweatshirt that Taylor Swift was,
a KU sweatshirt
that Taylor Swift was wearing
in a video that she posted
and it's back ordered
so she just drew a picture of it.
My sister also drew a picture
of Taylor Swift
and put it on the bag.
Isn't that beautiful?
That's cute.
And the eyes were so hard to do
that she erased them
so many times
that they went through the paper
and she had to cut out eyes, make
eyes separately and paste them on.
She could not start over. She just had to
commit. And then I got
a Taylor Swift
golden book, you know, like
for little kids. That's from my dad's friend
Steve. That was really nice. Thank you
Steve Schmidt. He's a jazz musician in Cincinnati.
And then I got
and then Chris got me Taylor uh and then chris got me
taylor swift sweatpants which i already got because i was like chris look what i got sweatpants
torture poets and he was like oh god and i go did you get these and he was like yeah and i was like
that's okay i want two so he got me taylor sweat sweatpants and i now have the tortured poets
earrings the bracelet two rings because my parents got me
a ring and i got myself a ring but they got me one swift has no they're just like they're just
for the it's like for the album it's like a tortured poets ring and then the album's called
tortured poets department and then chris got me the tortured poets necklace which i don't even
know how he got because that thing has been on back order and I've been wanting it. So that was really exciting.
And he got me the Tortured Poets album.
And I was very excited about that.
My parents, yeah, they got me the ring.
What is in here?
Oh yeah, it's my Tortured Poets.
Hala got me a necklace.
She also got me a scavenger hunt that we went on.
Oh, she would.
You went on it?
yeah so I had to open a letter
and then she would read the letter
and then it would take us to a destination
so I'll just give an example
so I'll read the first one
we didn't end up going to all of them
we went to three of them
but this is her poem
today you are so much
so much
today you are 40 are so much, so much,
today you are 40 and so much lays ahead.
Your career is now soaring.
Sorry if this brings you dread.
But so much excitement within these years to come.
Think in 20 years, Taylor may do a Dead Poets tour run.
Taylor Swift, sorry, Taylor.
We can't see into the future to where this all leads.
But since we, and she's doing a Dead Poets, and she said dead poets um she's doing a torture poets run anyway on this show but who knows we can't see into the future where this all leads but since we can't see forward
can we please can we reflect back to days of your please there is so much to celebrate in your life
both big and small and for a little while let's look back to connect some dots for us all it seems julie wasn't quite ready back on june 1st 1984 let's get in let's get in
one more game of poker before nicole renee takes the floor okay so my mom told us on friday night
all my friends that when i was born when i was she was going into labor she didn't want she didn't
want to be a mom yet so she stopped at her brother's house where he was having a poker game and played a couple hands of
poker and they were like you need to leave like you're getting water all over the floor um and so
and she and then she also said that when she was in labor she kept saying she wanted to jump out
the window okay because she just wasn't ready to be a mom
how old was she she was 25 but it's not crazy this really explains a lot of i came into this
world with my mom wanting to jump out of the window before wanting to be my mom and that's
not the truth she was very happy that she had me a small blonde with great tits could be what the
doc could could be what the doc said nikki has always been a stunner. The Glazers were parents for the first time to a daughter.
Oh, this is supposed to rhyme.
Sorry.
Moving on a few years when something came,
when a young sister came, young Lauren Jane.
The two were friends until they were not.
And in those moments, boy, could they rage.
Teenage years were rough, they'd tell you.
Lots of screaming and fighting.
As kids, though, they had built-in friendships.
They had a built-in friend in each other to confide in.
Ooh.
Before acne and braces and the Glazers were an Ohio breed.
Maybe they'd have stayed forever with no real plans to leave.
But as fate would have it you know there's
no will that's true that's free ej was offered a job in st louis with charter cable tv so the family
was relocated to a city down the river they moved to st louis had they been there before who knew
maybe never let's take a let's take a jog down memory lane and see where all this started where
nikki became the woman she is a generous hilarious
starlet nikki happy birthday what an amazing friend thank you for gathering us all here to
celebrate hang and sing and then so we went to blaze avenue which is where i was and then we
and then then she read another thing there that took us to my elementary school and then high
school and then the uh emos where we worked and it was just such me and kirsten worked and there's tons of jokes no we didn't go to emos we didn't have time but we
did um go to our old high school and i went past the window where they would always post like the
castings for the plays because you would have to go on the weekend you would audition during the
week and then on the weekend on sunday he would finally post the cast list and you would go up
to the school and look at the window to see if you made it and there were so many that window I cried so many times at that
window because I just didn't see my name or it was just at the very bottom for some you know
townsperson role um and what else my sister worked there until this year so that's uh she she was
working there for 10 years um and I'm gonna be be in the Hall of Fame at Kirkwood High School coming up.
They're inducting me in February.
Wow.
There's a Hall of Fame?
Yes, there's going to be a Hall of Fame.
I don't even know, but it was a huge, like, I had to, like, be submitted and have to send in all of the stuff.
And I was kind of like, what am I doing?
Like, Hala's dad was our principal.
And so he was the one that spearheaded it and was like, you need to send me this and this. And I was like, I don't know if I was kind of like what am I doing like Hala's dad was our principal and so he was the one that spearheaded it and was like you need
to send me this and this and I was like I don't know
if I have any of that what volunteer work have you done
I'm like I don't know I've
made a lot of money for animals
here's my PETA campaign and then
he jerked off and then sent it in and then
no I'm just kidding he didn't say that but
yeah so
that's all happening it was a really fun weekend we'll get to more
of it when we come back after this.
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Who else is in the Hall of Fame?
Yeah. That's a good question.
I mean, Scott Bakula
went to my high school. What is Scott
Bakula? I hear his name a lot.
It's a disease. He was
the
Quantum Leap.
I think you're too young to
know. I was even too young at the time to know.
He was a hottie.
My mom was in love with him.
Oh, yeah.
She went to high school with him, right?
Yeah.
We have a picture of him at her house.
He's like really small in a football field.
My mom took a picture of him because he was such a hottie.
I think you'll know Macklin.
What's his last name?
Jeremy Macklin?
Yeah, Jeremy Macklin.
Oh, yeah.
Roshan Macklin was at my grade. Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver, Jeremy Macklin. Yeah, Jeremy Macklin. Roshan Macklin was in my grade. Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver
Jeremy Macklin. Yeah, there you go.
That's cool.
Okay, here's Scott Bakula, class of
1973. Dylan Brady.
He's the member of the musical duo
100 Gecs. I don't know what that
calls. Colin Donnell,
which I've talked about before. He
is in The Affair on
Showtime. He's in Chicago Med.
Was it my grade?
Colin Donnell, yeah.
He was my first date.
We went to go see
the Barenaked Ladies
at the Kiel Center.
I didn't know it was a date.
Yeah, what do you mean?
But until later,
then I was like, oh.
I think this was a date.
That used to happen with guys.
Because you did plays together.
We did plays together, yeah.
He was always so good
and he still is.
Let's see.
He's a real actor now?
Defensive coordinator for the Washington Huskies football, William Inge.
Kyle Hawkins, prominent men's lacrosse
team coach and gay rights pioneer.
Okay. Marcus Harris,
American football player. Do you know who that is?
No. Jeremy Macklin, class of
2006.
I can't believe you know who Jeremy Macklin is
That's pretty cool
Yeah, it's pretty cool to know who he is
There's someone named Slater
With three Y's
And he's a singer
And he was born in
Catherine Grace Garner
Professionally known as Slater
Hell yeah
1996
They're leaning pretty heavily Into athletics and the arts
There's not a lot of like
I found the cure for
Diabetes too or whatever
Or I
Invented a
Type of car part
That makes the horsepower go
No it's all NFL players
Oh David Sanborn
Class of 1963
Grammy award winning
Recording artist and musician
The Sanbornettes
Yeah there's no No one discovered anything In our And from our school Class of 1963, Grammy Award-winning recording artist and musician. The Sanbornettes.
Yeah, no one discovered anything from our school.
What about your school?
You have any? It feels like they neglected to include people who have achieved things in business or science.
Except for that one gay rights activist, there's only athletes and artists.
But with Wikipedia, don't people have to like submit it so like no one just knows what you know discoveries are being made someone
could have discovered a new species of bark or something and they wouldn't care no one cares
oh this is i thought this is a hall of fame that your school was but this is in your wikipedia page
that's well i just looked it up this isn't i i don't know who's in the hall of okay let's look
at the actual hall of Fame. Kirkwood High School
Hall of Fame.
That was just notable Kirkwood.
I don't think Macklin's in yet.
But he should be.
I was like, Slater is in this
Hall of Fame? Yeah, no.
There's an Athletics Hall of Fame.
An Outstanding Alumni. Okay, let's see.
Oh no, this is
about how to submit. So it's not even listed anywhere. You might be the first one in it. Okay, let's see. Oh no, this is about how to submit. So it's not even listed
anywhere. You might be the first one
in it. No, there's others.
Look it, I'm looking at like there's been
ceremonies and stuff.
Oh, the ceremony I'm going to.
Coaches, athletes, Greg Warren!
Hey! Wait, he went to your high school?
Yeah, Greg Warren went to my high school.
Oh, there you go.
Looks like he was inducted last year.
Okay, so my friend Greg Warren,
he can walk me through the process.
He is, I think, 18 years older than us, 17 years older than us.
Comedian and wrestler, so he's both.
Yes, and he discovered a new type of sea sponge.
Oh, wow, the sea sponge, yes.
Yeah, he was doing work in a submarine for a while
and discovered that.
So that's pretty cool.
Yeah.
Those are the days.
I mean,
it does feel good, though,
like, to get,
like, that actually
meant something to me
more than most things
of, like, okay, good,
my high school.
Because that's what
inspires all this.
We were talking about
Enneagram this weekend,
as we always do.
And, like,
my shock at how
like Anya's not
like most musicians
musicians and actors
I'm like
I'm just like
why aren't they all threes
because why would you
want to create art
unless it was to like
get people to like you
no
that's a three mindset
I know but like
what would inspire
anyone to do it otherwise
to express their true selves
that's my threeness
coming
yeah
but okay okay well here's the thing sublimation no no no no here's where I'll poke I'll poke a hole in it anyone to do it otherwise. That's my brain is coming. Yeah. But okay.
Okay.
Well, here's the thing.
Sublimation.
No, no, no, no, no.
Here's where I'll poke a hole in it.
Then why don't you just fucking sing in your room alone?
Why do you have to disseminate it?
Why do you have to get it out there?
Well, Anya kind of has that trait of hers because she doesn't really want to, she didn't
want to break through and achieve sort of commercial success.
So she says, so she kind of retreated.
But why put out an album at all?
For money?
I mean, musicians don't even make money anymore.
That's just not the main reason.
The main reason is because you're doing it
and then people are telling you it's good
and then you can make money,
but you're not doing it specifically to get attention.
I understand that now
because I don't care about making money
and people liking me anymore,
but I think initially I don't understand why.
Like now that I'm having,
like I just had a meeting
with a production company yesterday
and I wasn't trying to sound cool,
but I was like, I just don't want to company yesterday and I wasn't trying to sound cool, but I was like,
I just don't want to do anything.
I don't need to do anything.
I don't want to stand in a trailer all day.
I don't want to write scripts
that I'm not inspired by.
I just,
I don't,
the only reason I want to do something
is if it's fun
and it's like actually
is getting a message out there
that I feel like is good.
And I'm like,
oh wait,
maybe I'm like kind of transitioning
out of three.
Yeah, you're just not focusing
on the main three. Yeah. Well, Brian always says that you're not a traditional three because I don't, I'm like kind of transitioning out of three yeah you're just not focusing on the main three yeah well
Brian always says that you're not a traditional three
because I don't I'm not showy
with things well that would make you more
of a seven but I think
you know about this about Enneagrams
yeah only recently
because we were talking about it
yeah yeah
but now I'm really into it and
yes I think I do think you're a three.
I think that you maybe mask some of your threes
with things that sevens might say,
but I think deep down inside you're a three.
She's seveny.
I thought she was a seven at first.
What's a seven?
Sevens have the dilettantes.
They have lots of different things that they pursue,
lots of different interests.
They can be scattered.
Sevens are like a thrill seeker they get bored easily that's why that's another element of being a seven for you is that you want to jump from thing to thing to thing because you get bored
because i get bored you want to just keep moving doing the next thing and keep things exciting
but then okay you're never gonna sevens don't really care about getting outside approval if it's boring.
So like if you receive an award that you don't really care about, like let's say you received an award for like, I don't know.
Hall of Fame at Kirkwood High School.
Yeah.
Like you receive an award like Hall of Fame at Kirkwood High School.
A seven would be like, would maybe not even show up to the ceremony.
Right.
But a three would relish the opportunity to be applauded by all
of his contemporaries.
I don't like to be applauded
because I'm embarrassed of it and I think that
it's undeserved.
I don't like hearing
accolades.
I want everyone to privately think
I'm amazing, but I don't want to hear about it.
You're the three-est three ever. If you're trying to get out of it, you can't.
I like being a three. Taylor Swift is a three. I want to be a three. They're threeest three ever if you're trying to get out of it you can't I like being a three Taylor Swift is a three I want
to be a three they're called the achiever who doesn't
want everyone wants to be a three no
I don't want to be a three at all
why wouldn't you want to be a three because I don't
I know listeners are being like Nikki thinks
everyone wants to be here I don't think that
I'm just being hyperbolic you're coming
from the mindset of a three when you're asking
these questions well Anya made a good point of like
everyone when you fill out the when you take the Enneagram quiz or whatever you're asking these questions. Well, Anya made a good point of everyone, when you fill out the, when you
take the Enneagram quiz or whatever,
you're instantly like, why? But everyone
answers this one. You think everyone's
going to be like you. No, you just want,
there's different
kind of, I want to have
people recognize that I'm smart.
I want everyone to say,
you liked the Enneagram first. Good job for
getting us into the Enneagram.
That's important to you.
Yes.
I don't want people to be-
Well, thank you for that.
That is true.
You did get us into it.
Thank you.
I did consult the book that you gave me.
I will say I did take the Enneagram test in couples therapy.
I want people to say, you're right.
I don't want people to say-
You want to be right.
Or I want to be acknowledged for my brain.
Okay.
You want a library named after you on a plaque? I want people to be acknowledged for my brain. Okay. You want like a library named after you on like a plaque?
I want people to be, yes, good job, Brian.
Wow.
I want people to say everything that you've been working so hard on has a value.
But I don't want anyone looking at me or any attention.
But it's just, mine is so, it's a scale.
So like your three hood is much heavier than that you're gonna
have different hmm different yes okay that makes sense you're just and you know what else makes
you a five taylor is that you have uh you waver between different sides of morality based on what's
practical so like i'll take the urn because why wouldn't i take the urn you know like stuff like
that is very practical thinking regardless of what side of the morality is, which is a very five thing to do.
I have my own.
Yeah, my own ethical code that has nothing to do with anyone other anybody else.
And I follow it very strongly.
And then ones have their follow an ethical that follow the rules that.
Yeah.
OK, so wait, let me think what Brian is.
I think Brian is a seven.
No.
I don't know you that well.
No, because a seven would be a thrill seeker
and there's nothing I want less than thrills.
You like to go to national parks.
That's so thrilling.
And that's like, you like to go on hikes.
But what is motivating me to go to these parks?
That's the question.
To scratch off the list of I went to that park.
Exactly.
Okay, so what is that?
Five.
No.
That makes me a one.
Yeah, I'm a perfectionist.
I'm not going to the parks.
I want to go to all 63 parks.
Yes, got it.
But when you get there, aren't you like, and why pick parks though?
And then when I go to the park, I have a complete itinerary that I follow.
So I make sure that I hit everything to maximize my trip to the park, which is a very one thing to do.
Yeah, that's a good point.
Chris is also a one.
Chris is a one.
Yes, he likes to travel.
Why is Chris a one?
Chris is very black and white about like things are wrong people
are bad or people are good and he would not say this that he realizes that there is a gray area
but i think his initial instinct is that if he had a rough time when i would say like you know
for instance my ex boy i can't even call him a boyfriend but pete lee i like he broke my heart
i hated him for years and when i met chris i still hated pete and so i talked about him in a way that was like he
broke my heart he cheated on his girlfriend with me and then he chose her over me and then he
married her and then i'm so glad they'd have i just made this whole story up about how awful he
was and then when chris and i broke up in that time that we were broken up i became friends with
pete again and then when chris and i got back together i was like pete's great and he was like no he's bad and i'm like everyone's so
many chances you and i yeah i'm like no like he's i can forgive anyone and he's forgivable and
honestly i was the problem in that scenario and he's just like i don't get that like in my mind
he was bad it's hard for me to just suddenly let go of all of that when in my mind he was in
this category and so that's hard for him to transition well the reason why you can forgive
anybody is because three's main goal is to get approval from others and so any if anybody
disapproves of you you will fight to get their approval even if they're bad oh yeah i mean i
definitely have nightmares where my mom witnesses me um be nice to donald
trump and she's just disgusted with me even though she would do the same thing because i believe she's
kind of a three as well you know what maybe you aren't so bad and i used to have a joke that i um
if i you know they always say like if you had a time machine you go back and kill hitler and i'm
like yeah i'm gonna go do that and then i come back from the time machine and they're like did
you kill him and i'm like uh yeah yeah and they're like, did you kill him? And I'm like, yeah, yeah.
And they're like, wait, what's that?
And I'm like, nothing.
And they're like, what are you holding?
And I'm like, it's his autograph.
I'm sorry.
I just wanted to, he's scary.
And I wanted him to like me.
I want everyone to like me, even if they're bad.
I feel like also, if someone's really evil and they like me,
I feel like, oh, now I have power over them.
And I can do something to control their power. I can get in there and maybe convince them to not be so bad well you
know trump's probably a three also oh absolutely so you guys are both yeah but he is also associated
though he doesn't have um i have a challenger yeah big oh Big. Oh, really? Oh yeah. Okay, good. I don't want to be him.
Yeah.
Um,
I will say,
can I report a story that happened over the weekend?
That was so,
it kind of talks about this threeness of wanting them to like me.
This guy,
I was walking into Starbucks because where else am I walking into?
It's like one of two places,
my bedroom or Starbucks.
I was walking in and I was really distracted.
I was on my phone and I was answering an email i just couldn't get to while i was driving obviously
so as soon as i got done driving i'm like in this email and i'm walking with my phone blindly into
the store i open the door the door pushes into the restaurant so it opens in right the door is
in and i'm step one foot into the restaurant and i see that there's a guy like right about to leave
right like so i kind of like as he was about to pull the door i pushed it so he's right there
what would you do in that circumstance there's someone right there oh you're back out of the
store or do you quickly go around him and go sorry go around him and go sorry because you're
already in the store right you have the right of way like you're a car that pulled out too soon
you're like fuck i'm sorry you just instead You're like, fuck, I'm sorry.
You just, instead of backing up and being like, like making a big, you just go faster
around.
I would say sorry like 10 times though, to be fair, but I would go around.
Okay.
So that's what I did.
I just go, oh, sorry.
And I, and I quickly scooted and I even pushed the door out so he would have a little, like
he wouldn't have to get it again.
You know, like I, I like flung the door so he would get it and then i quickly went in front of him and around and
neither is ideal because i did was walking blindly looking at my phone and he goes oh that's how it's
gonna be and by the way this guy was carrying one drink in a tray like he had a tray for four drinks
and he had one drink in it so it'd be a one and he was maybe wearing a poly hat um taylor has
defined people that are in
Polly-Amherst relationships that they wear
Polly hats, which are just like a fedora.
Usually a fedora or a newsboy hat.
No, it's
extra extra. Yeah, newsboy.
I feel like if you're wearing a fedora
or a newsboy hat.
It's a flat cap.
A flat cap? Yeah, it's not fedora.
It's newsboy. you could wear a fedora
if you wanted to he had a fedora what were you gonna say brian if you're like those people have
don't have sex at all i know but some i know why are they poly when they don't we call it poly hats
for some reason because taylor was like oop like she was just really going nuts on polys the
couple years because my my partner was saying they wanted to be poly well i didn't want
to reveal that okay people were gonna come into my house wearing those hats what
hell no wait okay i recently was like am i poly and i was so disgusted with the idea of being
poly because you have made them out to be so good i mean you see i'm sure there's plenty of poly
people that are fine but
there are also a large portion you have to admit that wear those hats i i don't know that's true
but i think they're magicians oh my god we're watching we're watching a couple's therapy on
showtime which is like anya's favorite show it's this woman who's a therapist named orna and she
talks to these couples and this season there's a poly couple and guess what the woman who's in
the poly relationship does for a living i mean therapist no no like it's around what you were
just saying like what's the crazy like if you're writing a character of a woman who's in a poly
relationship rope walker oh my god she's she's a circus see i know about poly
from analyzing my whole life.
She does.
She does like archery with her feet.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, that's very Polly.
From a trapeze.
And she's so Polly.
And like she'll have a braid and it's this really long, luscious braid.
But she'll put a wire through it so that it'll go like.
So the braid will like be zigzaggy.
Now, I feel like.
I feel like you're allowed to make fun of poly people because you choose
to be poly. It's not like gay or
lesbian. You're just born that way.
No, you're born that way. I would say they would say
they're born that way.
They're born to want to be poly? That's a lifestyle
choice.
No, they're not conforming to
monogamy. But it's still a choice.
We all probably are poly
and we're all conforming. It's a trait. It's a trait of your personality. it's still a choice. We all probably are poly and we're all conformed. It's a trait.
It's a trait of your personality.
It's not a disability.
No, but...
It's not a sexuality. I don't think it's
a sexuality. I think it's a lifestyle.
It's like you could choose to be emo.
You're not born emo.
Maybe you feel like you're emo. It's the same thing as being
emo. You can make fun of an emo person
because they chose that. Or you can celebrate them if you're emo. It's the same thing as being emo. You can make fun of an emo person because they chose that or you can
celebrate them if you want to.
I will say it leads to some pretty interesting
dynamics. I celebrate a lot of things.
In a poly relationship, they have a primary
partner, but they've changed the name to anchor
so that it doesn't have a hierarchy ranking.
Which makes sense to me.
The anchor is on the bottom scraping on barnacles.
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Because they want to fill the landfill.
Yeah, I just don't understand what was happening there.
I mean, who would say that's how it's going to be?
He goes, that's how it's going to be?
And he looked, he just seemed like a theater nerd.
Like he had like a weird mustache
and he just seemed like someone who builds sets
in high school musicals.
You got to be careful now.
We all know what they're like. You got to be careful now. We all know what they're like.
You got to be careful, Nikki, with these interactions
because any one of these interactions could turn into an article
where Nikki Glaser's a bitch.
She knocked my drink out of my hand.
That is not why I wasn't a bitch in this scenario.
It was not on my mind that I could be recognized.
It's not at that level yet.
But I will say that I just was like trying i saw this fucking reel a couple weeks ago
and i think i've talked about it already but it said what if you let everyone off the hook for
everything oh i always what if you did this what if you let yourself off the hook for things what
if you left your husband off the hook for that thing he didn't do hitler autograph i mean honestly
like what if you let everyone off the hook like just
try what would happen and i've been trying to do it more consciously when i find myself getting
into but you already did that that's like something you don't need help with you already no i no i i
hold on to things and i'm like why could they do this if they behave that way i'm talking about my
relationship then i can't be with someone that
ever would say like this i i just go like that's gonna be my whole life is that someone that didn't
even notice that i got a haircut and he did notice and he didn't say the right like shit like that
that's not that's just an example i'm making up but like i go into like if they have a it's again
they've showed they're just i kind of get into one territory if they're
like they're bad i can't but then you think about it and analyze the situation and then i just go
wait what the fuck i am so fucked up there are so many things about my personality that i would
never recommend anyone being in a relationship if they said that this partner was this and this i'd
be like get away from her so. But you gotta forgive people for things
and literally no one's gonna be perfect
and I know that everyone is supposed to know that
but I just kinda didn't know it until recently
but I've just been letting things go.
I just like let, I don't, especially in my relationship,
things that used to bother me,
I'm just like doing what this girl said in this reel
and saying like, what if I just let him off the hook for that?
Let's try for the next minute to let him off the hook and then a minute later i don't
remember what it even was or if i do i go let me do one more minute of letting him off the hook
oh i'm still mad about it okay maybe i do need to talk about it so this guy so because i've been
doing it consciously it's been happening quicker you know like i can just go to it you're practicing
it so this guy goes oh that's how it's gonna be and i he thought i wasn't
gonna say anything he kind of said it under his breath in a way that i maybe wouldn't hear my
my earphones were in but he didn't know i wasn't listening to anything so i go yeah it is i go i'm
sorry and he goes i go i was on my phone so i didn't see you i literally didn't i would never
have stepped in front of you i didn't see you because i was on my phone he goes you know what and that's the problem that right there
was probably i go hey you off the hook no and i go it is a problem this is a problem and thank you
for my i needed this reminder that i need to get out of my phone i go thank you for this lesson
today and he just like baffled and confused just mumbled to himself and walked out like it was completely diffused he
couldn't tell if i was being a bitch or not because i couldn't even tell because saying
thank you for this lesson sounds sarcastic but it actually was like i was two in my phone like
this isn't well you said thank you for this lesson professor genius then you curtsied yeah yeah that
maybe put it over the edge but he didn't know what to do and it could
have escalated um but my wow my adrenaline went up so much with that confrontation holy fuck my
body felt like it was on fire yeah i feel like i actually have seen red when somebody just says
something stupid it's crazy but we never really confront anyone like that's why we can just be we're so divided i
think because we can just be assholes all the time in our cars and we and online and we never
actually talk to one another and see each other's side of things and that's what i did in that
moment i felt like it really helped seeing each other's side of things is definitely something
but i confront people constantly yeah i feel like that's another three things to think is that you don't, I always confront people.
Do you do it like
snarky or do you
like actually
face to face go,
No,
I hear out their side,
I argue my side
and I try to convince
them of my side.
Yes.
Well,
final thought.
One time Brian and I
got into a really
intense like argument,
like debate.
I would say it was
a debate about free will.
No, no, no.
It was in front of, it was on FBoy Island,
which he was writing on and producing on.
And so he was in, it was in my dressing room,
pretty much my room that I was living in over the summer.
And my makeup and stylist girls were in the room
and they were just like so awkward
because they were like, oh my God, this is getting so heated.
But Brian and I were like thriving
in it. It doesn't have
to be like it's scary to everyone else.
Having so much fun with it. When was the last time you confronted
someone Brian?
Well I mean
I call my friend Rob Stern
almost every day and then we argue
about something every phone call.
Do you ever walk away from that having your
mind changed?
Rarely.
I think nine times out of 10, my mind's not changed,
but every one out of 10, it is.
What's his Enneagram number?
I've been thinking about that and I can't figure it out.
Because that's an interesting relationship.
Send him the quiz.
Well, I, this weekend, talked to a friend of mine
about something with her and
her husband and she she was like when she loses things all the time and misplaces her own stuff
so she lost her wallet for a couple weeks because she accidentally put it in her daughter's bag
like her backpack when she was cleaning like you know just like add stuff yeah forgot it
obviously didn't know she put it in there would never even looked but that's where it ended up
being for like three weeks and then they eventually found it but in that three weeks
he lent her his credit card because she was trying she knew she didn't like it didn't get stolen her
wallet was going to show up so she used his credit card and then he was can i get my credit card back
and she looked in her bag that she put it and she was like oh it's not here i'll find it and he was
just like he kind of blew up like how do you keep losing everything? And now you've lost my thing.
And he's like, you need to be better about this.
And she's just like, I am the way I am.
Like, I can't remember to remember things.
And I said, well, maybe you ask him for help.
I'm like, if this was happening with me and Chris,
Chris would be like, I'll get you a little like sensor
to put in your wallet so that you can have an app
on your phone.
Chris would find a way that fits the way I think.
But instead her husband was just like, just think more like I do. And she's like, well, I don't have an app on your phone. Chris would find a way that fits the way I think. But instead, her husband was just like,
just think more like I do.
And she's like, well, I don't have the same brain as you.
And they just come to a head.
And then she gets really defensive.
Like, I didn't mean to.
And you know what?
You're so mean.
And she gets immediately defensive.
So then I told her to do the thing
that I always do with Chris,
which is like, or like with really anyone I'm arguing with,
especially my sister when we used to fight,
I used to, she used to say, I hate you.
And I would say, I know exactly how you feel
because I hate you.
She'd be like, I literally wouldn't care if you died.
And I was like, Lauren, it's so weird
because I know that exact feeling.
Like, I want you to die.
And she's like, I want you to die.
And we'd like find a common ground.
But I was like, your husband is getting just
as frustrated he can't believe when you lose his credit card he's thinking you don't love him like
you you are taking his property and being like willy-nilly with it you're so when you don't put
that credit card back in a place you know it will be found you're not caring about him and that's
what it feels like and so when he yells at you about this the way that you feel like how
could he yell at me like this how could he talk to me like this that's so disrespectful it's literally
the same way he feels about you losing his credit card and you both don't mean to do it to each
other because no one really wants to make someone else feel horrible unless you know but it is a
shaming thing like the shame but she was like oh that a good point. Just try to see from their perspective.
Because generally, if you're frustrated with someone,
they're just as frustrated with you.
And you have that in common.
And that's helped me.
Like that guy hated me as much as I hated him.
For real.
I don't understand what the problem was.
Because I just like cut in front of, I didn't see him.
And that guy is aging.
He's probably not feeling, he never got seen by women.
Here's another woman. And I'm like, bitch, bitch i just turned 40 i'm about to not be seen the technology
thing probably pisses him off too but everyone's down their phones now and yeah that's another
thing up in new york uh when i lived in new york city there there were people who would
paint on the sidewalk look up like so that to like get you to like,
stop looking down at your phone.
Sorry,
I'm looking at my phone,
not the sidewalk.
Yeah.
You're not looking at your shoes.
Yeah.
Emo.
There,
and then there's this other thing I've been doing that.
I mean,
there are some things you get from your phone that have been helpful.
I think I shared this too,
but I guess I'll just repeat it.
But when I'm really having a hard time,
if you talk to yourself in third person,
it's supposed to really work.
As opposed to saying, like, you've got this.
Like, keep going.
Like, when I'm in these really hard, stupid Pilates classes,
and I'm like, I want to give up, I just go,
Nikki, you can do this, Nikki.
You're amazing, Nikki.
I say Nikki in my head.
And so in that, it's supposed to,
there's been studies that motivate you so much
more if you say your name and you talk to yourself like
you're a friend.
Then if you just are like, good job, you.
Or whatever. I concur. I agree
with this statement. I feel like it works for me too.
I call myself Bri even,
which is like a... Oh, that's loving.
Yeah, I go, come on, Bri. You can do this.
When have you done that to yourself?
Like working out, you're talking about or like
when do you need to do that the last time
I recall doing it was when I was
confronting death in the
shower again and I was screaming and then I said
Bri you just got to stop thinking about it just make
an agreement that you're not gonna
you don't have to think about it for a year
it's okay for a year oh that's interesting
yeah like do that test of like let's
you know we'll revisit this later yeah you can always get back to it yeah and then yeah constant
just yeah just anything really anything that you're trying to push yourself through you're
trying to redirect your attention i've been trying to just let go i mean i've read that book letting
go i didn't finish it because i just need to absorb it all i haven't let go with the
book even but i'm just fine that when i let go like my relationship has improved so much since
i've just done this thing of like letting people off like letting go like just stop trying to
control the whole theme here off the hook like it's totally true if you just let go but then i
also realize that so many of my achievements are not from letting go they're from working very hard
and putting a ton of pressure on myself so i just don't know which is which but i do know that with
singing i'm like really hitting a roadblock i'm so disappointed with myself i sang the thing about
singing is we did karaoke this weekend for my birthday and i love it so much but i always
suffer a depression after the night after like when i go home and sleep none of my friends know
this that's saying with me but i go through a depression because i don't sound as good as i want to sound
and i'm like taking lessons you sound like though it's karaoke i can hear myself there's a microphone
it's amplified and everyone knows when i sing on my you know when you do good like people say wow
like the room quiets and people actually listen like it's a performance yes like my dad gets showered with accolades when he sings because he's a really good singer.
So I know what the bar is.
I know what people will say when you're good.
And I'm not expecting that.
Like I'm not like no one said it was good.
Please to the girls listening from the girls chat.
Yeah.
You did not disappoint me by not saying I was good singer.
I want it when I deserve it.
But I just didn't deserve it.
You can see through the bullshit anyway.
Yeah.
Oh, and they would never placate me like that i i really trust them not to but because i can see
through all of yeah i could see through it they'd be like you're great good job but i just went to
a voice lesson today and it was just another he's just like you your voice is in you you are just
like holding it back because you're so scared of what it will sound like
if you let go of it.
You're not like, you want it, you have it on a leash.
So I have to be like non-monogamous with my voice,
like the way I want to be with,
like I always talk about non-monogamy of like,
I don't really care,
like I wouldn't care if Chris hooked up with another girl
because I don't want him to obviously,
but to me he has the option which he never would
go through with but he does have the option to me because I don't I want a dog that's off leash I
want a dog that chooses to be with me even though it has free range chicken but my voice I'm so
scared of it sounding bad that I'm always like keeping it in so I've been doing a lot of
manifestations of letting go and trying to i'm like really deep in the manifestation
community neville goddard have you heard of him have you ever gotten into that oh my god well
it's based in like science and physics and quantum physics i believe it and it like you can have you
can like get money from manifesting okay i'll do It's crazy, but it's not easy to do.
I mean, I've done like, I have money,
I have this,
I have a new sob,
and then you write it in the,
that's manifesting.
But you have to like,
feel it though.
You have to believe.
The problem is,
I can't convince myself
it's already happened.
I've already manifested one thing,
it's happening,
I'm not even gonna say what it is
because I've already did it
and it hasn't,
it is happened.
There's just no way
it's not gonna happen because I'm so sure of it.
So I don't need to manifest that one anymore.
But there are ones, like I'm trying to manifest being a good singer and it's just not, every
time I do it, I do these, it's right before you go to sleep.
You're supposed to do it right before you fall asleep.
There's like this window where you're in kind of like a twilight, you know, right before
you fall asleep, but you're like still awake that's where your body's really relaxed enough to change change your life and and project all these changes into your physical matter like you
can get bigger boobs from doing it like people have reported clear skin overnight bigger boobs
in 15 minutes like this shit will happen if you tap into the but it's really hard to do because
you have to relax completely
and you have to fucking believe that it's already is real.
You don't have to believe like,
what would it be like to have big boobs?
Like, whoa, they're growing.
You have to like feel in your body you have big tits
and know what that would feel like and feel that.
Why is it big tits the thing that you show?
I don't know.
I'm just like picturing like a thing that.
Well, that's what most people manifest.
This one girl on my subreddit was about Neville Goddard,
who was the guy that created this kind of form of manifestation.
She was like, I had a bra that was too big,
and I just decided to like, oh, what if I just tried to get...
Let me just...
Instead of returning this, because it's such a hassle to return,
I'll just see if I can do a 15-minute manifestation.
And then the boobs fit into the bra?
Yes.
And she was like,
I thought it would be like maybe a week of doing it.
She was like,
I tried it on later
because I literally didn't have another bra to wear
and it was 15 minutes later,
my boobs fit in it.
Wow, that sounds insane.
Who knows if this shit is real?
Okay, I'm going to have to try this.
But I really do.
I am a skeptic about everything
and I think that there's something to this.
I mean,
you maybe subconsciously directed your brain
to send more like fluid to the tits to make them bigger.
I think you do probably have control over things
within your own body to a degree.
Yeah.
So maybe it's possible.
I think there's something to it.
I'm about to purge so much stuff.
Taylor, we got to go.
Yes, the purge.
Taylor is going to get rid of...
That suitcase is filled with purge.
And then there's another suitcase
that's filled with Purge
but I want to go through another one
and just make a pile of Purge stuff.
Yeah.
I just want to get rid of everything in my life.
You got to get rid of your Purge DVDs.
I'm so sick of cords.
I'm excited about this.
I just got to get rid of the Purge DVDs
that she has.
No, I'm keeping those.
Too many.
I got a new computer.
I got a new phone today
and I'm getting a new car soon.
And I'm just upgrading all the things that will keep my life simple.
I'll take this cash payout of $2.
It's a good purge.
Oh, is that a...
Yeah, great.
There's a scratcher ticket right over there.
Oh, yeah.
Take it.
Getting rid of that.
Getting rid of that $2.
This is like literally spring cleaning.
Letting go. This is what's happening. Yes. It's spring still. Or is it summer now? rid of that getting rid of that two dollars this is like literally spring cleaning you're letting
go this is what's happening yes it's spring still or is it summer now it's not so summer till 21st
always so good spring cleaning i'm getting rid of stuff i just it's too much that i'm feeling
cluttered i'm feeling too small in my space gotta get rid of stuff um even though i did go to target
yesterday and i got some new stuff you can one in one out okay you gotta get rid of stuff even though I did go to Target yesterday and I got some new stuff
one in one out
you gotta get rid of old shit
I gotta get rid of t-shirts but what do you do with t-shirts that have sentimental
value
you just put them at the thrift store and let it go
let go
it's hard I know because you have t-shirts from like every show
you've done
I have one container
for sentimental t-shirts and that's
where all the sentimental t-shirts go or
sentimental things even.
Yeah, one bin.
You don't want to get rid of all, like I
still have shirts from like the
deli I worked at at high school or
like my improv group in college.
I don't want to get rid of those. I really wish I had high school shirts.
Because one day there will be like a Nicky Museum
and you can frame them all.
I do want things.
Yeah, but I just...
Just make sure it's a bin.
And then if it gets too full,
you go through and you go,
look, I don't really need this.
Okay, we got to go stack some...
We got to go stuff some...
Stack and bins.
Sentimental stuff in bins.
Thank you guys for listening to the podcast.
We will be here next week on the show.
Don't you think we won't?
This weekend, Salt Lake City, Boulder, Colorado. Two shows
on Saturday night.
Next week, Indianapolis and Cleveland.
It'll be so fun. Two shows in Boulder.
So excited. Thank you for coming
to shows. So many at NikkiLaser.com.
I'm literally on tour every single week
for the rest of the year.
I'm going everywhere. If I'm not
near you, just drive
a couple hours and you'll hit me
Can't wait to see you guys on the road
Thank you for listening to the podcast
Thank you for being besties
Thank you to the person who came to the girls at Starbucks this weekend
And said is this girls chat live
And then just left
It was the coolest drive by ever
And shout out to Andrew my new bestie friend at Whole Foods
I love you too
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