The Nikki Glaser Podcast - #451 WE'RE DUBLIN! Depression Attacks, We Lost Brian, Nikki's Mom Has Gone Viral, Irish Accents

Episode Date: July 11, 2024

Nikki and her mother Julie tune in from a Dublin hotel. Brian joins in for a couple of minutes until we lose him. We already miss you, Brian! Nikki shares her recent depression attack and Julie is able to console her and talk about haunting topics like squats in the morning and affirmations. Plus, Julie addresses the viral video for calling Julia Robert's actions "gross" for rubbing Travis Kelce. We still find it "gross"! Nikki's Irish accent can be heard throughout the show. Final thought: we love Martin Short's book and Jiminy Glick. Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free, and get exclusive bonus content: https://apple.co/nikkiglaserpodcast  Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I'm in a hotel room with my mom. Brian Frangie's here. Not in the hotel room. He's back in California. What's up, Brian? Top of the morning to you. Thank you. It's morning where you are.

It is the late afternoon. It's early evening for us. Early evening. It's early. I only sounded Irish. It's early evening. I'm finally picking up The accent And then we're leaving

But it does The sun doesn't set here Until 10 o'clock So like It feels weird To get dinner Before We got dinner last night

At 9 Dad's usually like Has to eat at 6.30 Or he Turns into a werewolf Or something But we've been eating later It's really fascinating

But last night 10 o'clock That's so late 10 o'clock dude So late It was really fun Because we went'clock? That's so late. 10 o'clock, dude. So late. It was really fun because we went to ERA's tour the other night and I'm used to seeing most of the show

in the dark because that's how it is in the States. I can't believe I saw Reputation Era in the dead of daylight. It was pretty cool. I saw most of the show. It was only an hour of the show was at night. And even then it was mostly twilight. So that was pretty cool. I most of the show It was only an hour Of the show was at night And even then It was like mostly twilight So that was pretty cool

And the cool thing is I don't even understand that Well you're so far north We're so north We're north We're so far north Yeah We're on the same latitude

As like Canada Like upper Canada And I can testify Wow That the sun comes up At five o'clock in the morning The sun does come up Super early So early So we're getting so much sun here I That the sun comes up At five o'clock in the morning The sun does come up Super early

So early So we're getting so much sun here I saw the sun coming through At four Maybe it was four Yeah Because we couldn't sleep last night My family

Me and my mom and dad Went out to eat Indian It was so good But we all couldn't sleep afterwards And we're wondering If it was a spice It wasn't It wasn't

Because we all got We had coffee Like at five or six o'clock. It could have been that spice. Yeah. We all did a drug called spice. I had turmeric last night and I had trouble sleeping. Really? Yeah, turmeric. It'll fuck you up.

Oh, you know what? It could have been the turmeric. I don't know about that. There's all kinds of turmeric in Indian food, I'm sure. It wasn't the food. It was my anxiety. I was like having a um a depression I woke up at 3 a.m. and I had what I want to coin right now because everyone has anxiety attacks and that's just like what everyone gets and everyone kind of knows what that is and it's like the worst thing in the world and I'm not my tone sounds like I'm diminishing it I'm

just saying like why aren't there depression attacks because I don't get anxiety attacks I get depression attacks where it's like I can't breathe because I hate myself so much or like where I have um self-esteem like it's a depression attack for sure and I think there needs to be that word for it I think we need to call them depression attacks because uh there's no other people with anxiety attacks get empathy when they're going through an anxiety attack. People understand what that is. But when people with depression of depression, sometimes mine only comes on for a couple hours and it's really, really bad. And there's no real word for it. The one term that I've heard is depressive episode, which sounds makes you sound

like a loser. It sounds like a climate problem. It there's a uh i i think that's a good sounds like something a barometric pressure is happening through your body it could be that it could be that but yeah you're right a depressive episode is but to me that sounds like something that could last months which i'm sure they can but for mine are like can they're like i they're a spell they just come through until i um take a bunch of anti-anxiety medicines. Because I always forget that when I'm having one of these episodes that, I mean, I guess it is anxiety in its own way, that I have tablets that I can take that dissolve on my tongue

and make me feel less anxious. But I never think that's – I'm always happy about that because I feel like they're the type of drug that you could be addicted to, and I literally forget that I have them. And that always makes me feel good because I feel like I'm such happy about that because I feel like they're the type of drug that you could be addicted to. And I literally forget that I have them. And that always makes me feel good because I feel like I'm such an addict. Well, so due to technical difficulties, Brian cannot join us for the rest of this podcast because the delay is too long. And I just had to explain to my mom why that's a problem. So from here on out, that podcast is just going to be me and my mom

and I hope that's okay. Sorry, Brian, we love you and we enjoyed your quippage 15 seconds late. I do too. It makes it more fun, but it's just like at this point you just go, let's just, do people want to listen to a delayed stop and start conversation?

Technology. Don't want to hear that. Don't want to hear that. Yeah. The Wi-Fi I thought was stronger at this hotel, but it's not. Let's get back to the fact that you had this. Yeah, get us back on track. The episode. And I'm telling you.

Oh, a depressive episode? Yeah. But let me just say something. First of all, you're in a six hour time difference. Okay. And we just got here yesterday. Two days ago. Sunday, Monday.

It's Tuesday. Today's Tuesday. Yeah, we got in on that Sunday morning, and it's Tuesday. That's different. I know. I should be caught up by now, but I wasn't. No. But I just woke up at 3, and I stayed up.

We couldn't get to sleep last night. So I think it was something. Were you in bed hating your face though? Yeah, I made everything about it. I was mad as hell. About what? I was hating your face. My face kept you up too?

It just kept me up. I was like, oh God. No, I wrote this whole diatribe on girls chat because I like to cyber bully myself. I like to just write like the meanest things about myself. It just helps me for some reason. And I pull up pictures of Marjorie Taylor green and I circle plus spots on her face that match my face. Cause I kind of like to make it irrefutable that my friends can tell me I'm pretty when I send them

a picture. That's really, I like literally make a case like a lawyer would make a case like I go exhibit a look at the laxity of my cheek. It is. There is definitely a dimple there. How is this OK? Why would you take her as a sample? Because I kind of look like her in one picture. In a lot of pictures, mom.

She's my most detested person right now. We have different insides like Like our souls are different, but she definitely kind of resembles me. I don't think so at all. If I went the wrong way in a med spa. If I took some bad direction. Well, I could look like it. Or not even bad direction,

just like trusted people that shouldn't be trusted. Because you just get things injected in your face and you go, I think this, I'm going to trust that this is the right thing. And generally they do. trusted because you just get things injected in your face and you go i think this i'm gonna trust that this is the right thing and generally they do and sometimes they're trying to do good work but sometimes you get like like you know how like sometimes people are bad artists like they're still have a gallery but you go that's the fucking ugliest painting i've ever seen in my life sure those people are still artists so there are people out there that are injecting people's faces that

do study bone structure and they know perfectly. Some of them are Rembrandts. And then some of them are Thomas Kinkades. And it's fine. And then Thomas Kinkades is good in his own way. And then some are like, you know, your niece who is like, look at this picture of us. And it looks like a bunch of blobs or whatever. You know what I mean? But I guess she doesn't have a storefront that kind of refutes my point but you know

there are shitty artists in every field like i always just think that oh if you go to get an operation like or something not even like let's talk cosmetic but like you get your heart done or whatever that every doctor follows the same fucking recipe right like you think it would be the same but they're not all the same of course they're not like i this just occurred to me yeah that you and that's what they call getting a second opinion and right you should get a second opinion i just always trust everyone about your feelings what do you mean well that's ridiculous well i do get second opinions, but I don't really trust people who are my friends

who are trying to make me feel better. I'd rather trust someone who's like, like one time my friend was like, yeah, you've gained weight. Yeah, I see what you're talking about. And that didn't make me feel better either. So I don't really know what I want. Exactly.

What is it you want, Nikki? I don't know. Just stop. Honestly, you've got to quit picking on yourself. Do you think I wanted to be doing that at three in the morning? Here's the thing you've got to do. You've got to wake up every day and say ten things that you like about yourself. I know that that is the cure, but you've got to wake up and do three squats.

I mean, like why don't we do things that are good for us? It's just hard to do. Yeah, but it's like easy as saying 10 nice things about yourself. I know. But you've got an issue if you really are like, oh, yeah. But I did better than I usually do because I wrote out this whole diatribe, like picking myself apart and like, actually like arguing with my friends who were already not even arguing back at me. I was like, already anticipating what they were going to say and go and don't say this because then I'll say this and I know you're going to think this.

And then I was about to send it. Then instead I just cut and pasted it in my notes and then I wrote something else in girls chat that was like, I just, I just, I said I wrote out, um, one of my usual diatribes, but I didn't post it here. Instead, I'm just going to listen to a manifestation meditation about liking yourself. And I didn't do that. But I did listen to a soothing podcast because I went on Reddit and it was like, what someone had asked on Reddit, what's a podcast when you can't sleep? And someone recommended this guy with an Irish accent to piano music that has a soft irish accent and he's

autistic and he just talks about things he's interested in and it's called the blind boy podcast and i why am i talking like that the blind boy podcast but maybe because he was talking like sucked into this this whole sucked in irish but the blind boy podcast was soothing and he talked about a museum in dublin that i was like oh we'll go see that today but then he revealed it like burned down but he was like whenever i'm in dublin i always go see the crypts of the viking crypts and i was like oh this viking crypt dad's gonna love this and by the end of the podcast i was like oh it just burnt down in like last week really yeah like really yeah truly oh i would have gone to that too too. I know. It sounded cool. Real cool. But we've been sleeping like we were in crypts. Yeah.

We slept till noon yesterday, which is unheard of for my family. Yeah. We've just been eating, going to coffee. We tried to go do something touristy today. Well, you went to the Guinness tour. Did the Guinness tour this morning. Of the Guinness factory. Correct.

Did Dad get to drink Guinness? Yeah, we both did. Like a whole beer? They give you a little sample and then you go and they give you a free ticket to go up on the top floor, which is a view of the whole city, which is that we weren't even going to go. We were so tired. We're like going, let's just go.

We don't even know what's up. But then you did it. We didn't know what was up there. And we ended up going because there are like 10 different levels. Yeah. And by the ninth level, you're going, let's go.

I don't care about barley anymore. And then I said, and there was an elevator. And I said, well, we could just take the elevator and see what's up there. This is how Charlie and the Chocolate Factory,

how people got in trouble. Really? They start exploring and they go, where does that elevator go to? Yeah, well, we went up. You went off the beaten path.

We went up and we went, whoa, it's gorgeous. It was beautiful. That's always nice when you do the one extra thing because you're like, oh, we're tired, but let's just do it and see what happens and then it ends up being the best thing.

Yeah, and we met some people from Cincinnati. Like last night, we didn't... I waited too long to find a place to eat and then by the time we got there, they were closing in 15 minutes so they wouldn't let us in and so no restaurants were open and we were just like walking aimlessly like kind of bickering and not it's very nice neighborhood really you guys said it looked rough and i didn't think so but it's on if it was on camden street if you're familiar with dublin and i guess it was

it was just no one on the street like it looked like they could film like some kind of um post apocalyptic film right it was kind of post-apocalyptic film. Right. It was kind of deserted. Yeah. And we figured there's no more restaurants. But then we found an Indian restaurant and they were so nice. It was called Diwali and it was so delicious. Yeah.

I'm like still thinking about it. I know. And I'm not usually a huge fan of Indian cuisine. I love Indian food. But it's. I know. It's usually just makes me feel. It's like sits in my stomach.

Not in the way that everyone's like you get diarrhea because you ate Indian food. It just feels heavy. But man, it was delicious. So good. I'm into it now and I think I'm hooked. Oh, I'm so glad. But do you know that David Foster Wallace was a famous author and he committed suicide because he had he had like massive depression and he was on meds that stabilized him for many, many years and was like the only thing that worked for him.

First of all, who is this person? He wrote Infinite Jest. Is he Irish? No, he has nothing to do with that. But I'm getting to something. Oh, got it. OK. Oh, got it. Okay. He was like in the 90s, huge literary genius. People were, his stuff is really dense and philosophical and beautiful.

And I haven't read any of it, truly. I think I read the one thing about a fish or something that's like a graduation book that someone, I think Ari Finling bought me that. I don't know. But I've read that. And I've read like parts of things. I've read about him more.

Anyway, there's a movie about him starting Jason Segel as well. Okay. It's David Foster Wells and he kills himself in the end because his meds were working and then they stopped working because he ate drum roll, turmeric, Indian food. And there was some kind of spice that made his,

his SSRIs completely stop working. So watch out, everyone. No. I think turmeric might be something. Maybe Brian's on to something. Or curry. Anyway. Either one of those were in our dinner.

My episode is gone today. I had some caffeine. Sometimes you have caffeine. I just was like, I knew it was stupid. I reached out to Chris. I reached out to Chris. I reached out to my friends at home because it was like midnight where they were. And so they were all kind of going to bed and they all made me feel better. But like I felt bad for people who have no one to reach out to because I was kind of spiraling.

You guys were just on the hall. I didn't know you were awake still. I could have gone to hang with you. He should have come down and hung with us because we were both going. You were wide awake. Are you awake? I'm still awake. What the fuck, man?

I know. It was bad. Yeah. Well, anyway, we're just all jumbled up around here. But actually, I feel pretty darn good. Well, Dad said he could not get Taylor Swift songs out of his head. He said songs he didn't even know he knew were just rolling through his head. Maybe it's getting to him.

Yeah. Like a DJ was in there playing. It's getting in there. Good. So dad went to his first era show. Yeah. And I think he wasn't even like, I've invited him before

and he's like, I don't need to go. Like he literally was like, I don't want to go. Who would pass that up? I know. Exactly. But I knew that if he went,

he would be indoctrinated. He's a musician. That's the thing. I don't understand. He'll go to shows and he just stands. He doesn't bop his head or anything. And I'm like, but you're a musician. Don't you do some kind of rhythmic movement with your body?

He wasn't really moving too much. He doesn't move at concerts. We went to his favorite band, Wilco, playing Impossible Germany. Oh, he moves. That might not be Impossible Germany, but you know the song if you're a wilco fan and my dad is just staring and he's not like a he's not he's taking it in he he's he doesn't have asperger's like that i that i under i'm not we don't know no shots fired but he doesn't have

like a thing where he doesn't take in music. It's like, it was very strange. And so I thought the Swifty, he was just marveling at how everyone knows all of her lyrics. And I go, I've been standing right in front of you. I'm the girl that's been standing right in front of you the whole time. I felt like a Taylor Swift song. That sounds like a Taylor Swift song.

You like, you now you see us. I've been a Swifty like, and he's like, it's just so cool that she touches people so deeply. And I'm like, what about me? That's been touched by her so deeply. I'm not I'm not actually mad about it. But like, no, I think people dismiss when he sees it in unison with the whole 55,000 people. Everyone knows every word.

I guess I just want a little credit that like maybe I'm on to something. No, Nikki, I've got to give it to you. You were on to Taylor way before. I got on late too. But I got on late. I'm not even like an early one. But I'm just saying like I've said it before. It feels good to be right about her because I was.

So right about her. The level she is at now is 10 or 20 times what I was when she got it. And I got on late everyone I'm aware. Biggest star in the world. And as a,

you know, now 40 year old woman it feels, I feel sometimes like foolish for loving her so much and then I'm like, no, I'm not like. I like her too.

This is a drug lots of people like. I'm not, you're obsessed. She puts narcotics into all of her too. This is a drug lots of people like. I'm not your obsession. She puts narcotics into all of her songs. And that's why we're still singing along. That's why it's haunting you at night, Dad. Yeah.

She puts narcotics into her songs. That was so fun. What number was that for you? That was number four. That was number four that was number four number four that is a lot oh god i don't know anyone besides you that has gone to this many shows i've heard some i was on a taylor show subreddit the other day and people were like can we talk about people going multiple times and i was like let's read what they're saying and they were like it's not cool and then some people were like let's blame the ticket like, let's read what they're saying. And they were like, it's not cool.

And then some people were like, let's blame the ticket resellers. Let's blame Ticketmaster for letting these StubHub bots come in and swipe up tickets. That's what's driving the ticket price up. Not like, and yes, the lines are long.

Right. But guess, I just, I don't know what to tell people. Like, am I not supposed to go? Because I work hard. You're not getting them for free. I don't, no, you're not hard and I don't get them for free.

I don't know. I'm not and I don't but they're saying even people getting paying for them shouldn't go multiple times. I'm like should I pay for other people to go and like and I asked you do pretty late and you actually do pay for other people to go. I do. That is true. You're paying for me

many times and and other friends. I think that they want some sort of sponsorship or something. There should be a fund for Swifties who can't go. Listen, do you think if people in these big arenas here that have season tickets to these football games, they'll go every game. And there aren't tickets left. They're all sold out and stuff. Yeah, there's something about us going.

And I get it. Like, even I'm starting to go, do I need to see it this many times? And yeah, I do. I like I love it so much. And it brings me joy. And I spread that joy throughout the world. And it really is worth it. You do.

The world. You do spread this. For me to keep going. We got to go to break. We'll talk more about the show and just being in Dublin after that. But I was just being I was kidding when I said I spread joy because I go to shows. You do spread this. For me to keep going. We got to go to break. We'll talk more about the show and just being in Dublin after that. But I was just being, I was kidding when I said I spread joy because I go to shows. No, you do spread joy. But it does put me in a better mood.

And then when I'm in a good mood, I give. I do. Yeah. I'm just a more generous person. I bought you some Nikes today. Yeah. And that's doing good for the world. I can't even believe it.

And I'm going to donate to some kind of charity that helps little kids who make Nikes. Yeah. There you go. Right there. A part of that Nike sale went to that person who's that child that made that Nike. Yeah. At least one 1800th of a cent went to that child. I feel better now.

Just even thinking about that, you know, and just like knowing that I made a difference. Alright, we'll be back after this. Jon Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. The Daily Show podcast has everything you need to stay on top of today's news and pop culture. You get hilarious satirical takes on entertainment, politics, sports, and more from Jon and the team of correspondents and contributors.

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I can. Yeah. I'm so excited. I'm more excited. It's so exciting to just be around all these people that are so happy. Yeah. And so it's just more fun. It's like the Super Bowl.

Like it felt like that kind of energy when it like you rarely go to an event where everyone's just like, ah, like happy, like even going to see normal concerts. People can sometimes walk around with like not a smile on their face or a baseball game. Like people are just like, yeah, it's a baseball game. But everyone there is like, ah just like yeah it's a baseball game but everyone there's like like it's taylor swift fans they are they love her and they love being amongst other taylor swift yeah that's the other thing they really want to be right next to that other person sing to them or you know like yeah i found the crowds in dublin to be really like a lot more interactive with each other because i've been to now you know this is my 13th show and in the states i would say every show i've been to the you don't really connect with

your neighbors as much as i would want to yeah i'm always trying to like let's all sing together and i'm trying to like make conversation with the girls next to me like oh my god i hope we get this song and can you believe we got that one and oh did you hear we got and the we finally got a girl that did that with me this time around because she was like travis is here because she was like keeping me updated of things that people were seeing oh because we were behind the tent we couldn't see when travis got there all right stevie nicks is here here and then she was like um and then she said uh we were speculating about whether or not she was going to oh oh and she goes we're gonna get um uh karma is the guy on the chiefs which you know taylor usually says karma is the guy on the screen coming straight home to me but when travis

is there she goes karma is the guy on the chiefs and we just like lose our minds because it's just so very exciting. I'm learning all this. Yeah. Through you. Yeah. But no, it's really a camaraderie with everyone. And then afterwards, there's just like a mass exodus of all these people who just had the time of their life. Everybody's so happy and walking home in their glittery dresses. Yeah, dad cried. He cried.

He got teared up. glittery dresses. Yeah, dad cried. He cried when every, so after champagne problems, every town that she goes to kind of uses that space to just cheer for like the longest that they can go. And every town tries to like beat each other

or like, you know, not really beat each other, but they just try to give, that's when they just are like, let's go as long as we can to give her all the love that we have. Got it, yeah.

And it takes like sometimes like five or 10 minutes of just like and then she takes out her earpiece to like be like, oh, and like hear it naturally. And she reacts and it's really adorable. And I felt like Dublin really brought it night three in terms of that. She was like, you could tell she was like, oh, my God. She does have control over those moments. Like the second she grabs the microphone, everyone's like, what did you say? Well, shut up. And you can hear a pin drop.

But if she didn't grab the mic, that would have gone on for two hours. Like people would just cheer for that long. I mean. I love how she has such control. She could stop the whole. She's a mastermind. But the whole audience Can just be quiet And you're like going wow

How do you get 55,000 people quiet She's amazing Something else I'm so lucky to be part of this That's all I know But I'll say we want to just talk about There's breaking news My parents are

Making headlines from a post that I made on my story of my mom my mom watching Julia Roberts greeting Travis Kelsey at the era's concert and so like all these publications picked it up yeah and some of the headlines are Nick this nick this is us weekly nicky's parents weigh in on julia roberts and travis kelsey page six nicky glazer's parents hilariously react to gross quotes julia roberts rubbing on quote travis kelsey at era tour nicky glazer's parents hilarious react to yeah um and then where's the other one it's so good um nicky glaier's parents were hilarious. React to. Yeah. And then where's the other one? It's so good.

Nikki Glacier's parents hilarious react to gross Julia Roberts. Isn't it a little much? The comedian asked her mom and dad joking that the leave the world behind actress just wants to get in there. And then you call you said gross. I say gross. Which wasn't the nice. Well, no, I and I didn't mean I think they quoted me as saying she's so gross. You did say gross. Which wasn't the nicest thing. Well, no, and I didn't mean, I think they quoted me as saying, she's so gross. You did say that.

I didn't mean to say it like that. Yeah, I know. We don't know how we talk. But, you know, I don't. Yeah. Until we see it, yeah. And then I went, oh, I said she's gross? I meant it's gross.

The act was gross. Not she. I mean, obviously she's a stunning woman. There's nothing gross about her. I mean, she's was gross. I mean, obviously, she's a stunning woman. There's nothing gross about her. I mean, she's not gross. Sounds like you're taking back your apology for saying gross. No, no, no. I apologize saying she's gross.

I'm just saying that act was really weird. And gross is even a stupid word. So I'm going to get that out of my vocabulary. I am so sorry. Yeah, we are sorry. I feel like I would be upset if I were. Yeah.

I'd be upset if somebody said I was gross too. I am gross and I don't want anyone to say it. I know. I, I, I should have had you, I should have not posted that because I know that's not what, how you actually feel,

but I didn't think it would get picked up by the page six. Oh, my God. The New Yorker just, someone from the New Yorker wants to get a blurb from you. You're lying. You better be lying. I wouldn't be surprised. But I'd answer it. But I did know that you would have something funny to say about it because I saw it and was like, Oh my, I can't wait to hear my mom's take on this.

So I knew, but I did purposely film you because I thought you would be funny about it. But, and you were funny about it. That's why it's making the, the, the news. Cause you are hilarious.

Oh, but you know, what's being hilarious is saying the truth is what's funny sometimes. Well, I, I, like I said, she's,

she's not gross. Her. No, clearly she's not gross. Her act was gross. No, clearly. She's stunning. Yeah. Her hair's perfect and clean and beautiful and blonde now. She's very unrecognizable. I'm not even sure that was Julia Roberts. Yeah, we actually

thought... Actually, I didn't know it was her. Yeah, that's why you said gross. Yeah, I said, who's that girl? Who's this woman that's impersonating her? Yeah, that's gross when somebody... But if Julia Roberts, it's not gross. She can do whatever she wants to anyone, anytime. That wasn't Julia Roberts. That girl is gross.

Whoever was acting that way and there wasn't Julia, Julia Roberts can do whatever she wants. Whoever's imitating Julia Roberts. She can paw on whoever she wants all the time because she's Julia Roberts. Yeah, Julia Roberts is not gross. You should be happy to have Julia Roberts scratch on your chest. Right?

I'm trying to get. Yes. Yes. Right? Absolutely. That is a thing that everyone wants all the time from her. Everybody's like, I wish she would do some tapping with her fingernails. Listen, I have to say that people probably aren't too upset when she's doing that to them.

So I don't think that she like if she thinks that's an appropriate way to act, which maybe it is. And we don't freaking know who cares. We don't run in those kind of circles. Yeah. Who do we know? What do we know? The chest scratching circles. So maybe that is how celebrity mega celebrities greet each other.

I don't know. Who are we to speculate? Who are we to judge it? It could be the way those mega celebrities talk to each other. If you're fucking Julia Roberts, who has ever not wanted you all up on them? Like you're Julia Roberts.

Getting in there. Yeah, scratching in. Scratching in. Burrowing in. It's time to hibernate for the winter. Burrowing in. Why wouldn't you want to try to get in Travis Kelsey's chest cavity? Yes. Oh, for God's sake. You want in there.

Yeah. So I think she did the right thing. Yeah. I'm turned around on this whole thing. What? I mean, I've never really. Well, that was an impersonator, so. Oh, yeah.

That's what we were grossed out by. Yeah. I didn't like the whole idea of somebody impersonating her and going after Travis like like that now travis might like julia roberts um totally separate no do you do you ever know like any there's like women who like in in a different time of their life they just got ever everyone just fawns over them so much that when they get to a point that maybe people aren't fawning as much, they still think the fawning is as intense. I've known women like that. I remember your friend getting kicked out of a show. I remember one of your friends getting kicked out of a show at the Funny Bone.

Remember she was heckling my friend Josh? Yes. And Josh Arnold goes, oh, this is classic. He goes, hot woman who's not hot anymore is just angry about not being hot and needs to get attention somehow and isn't used to not being the center of attention and now you're aging and it's like frustrating for you and when you get drunk you get a little you start to feel your youth again like when you were and you kind of clamor for it. I know I will. Oh my God. I'm already feeling it.

That's what kept me up at 3 a.m. last night was like, oh my God, these like teen boys. It's not that's not what I was thinking about. But I was like, I don't get looked at as like a sex object anymore to like, I don't feel as if I do not that I want to be but I feel it like going away. I feel like being like I'm a late I'm a man. Well, I guess you don't read your uh I don't read my comments yeah people still want to stick their penises in me yeah I think so without my it's hard for me to read but uh and that is that's what I want you to report back to me yeah those are the things I'll pay you to go through those and just heart them and say hit hit me up on my OnlyFans.

Maybe you run my OnlyFans where I just post pictures of my feet. I don't have any. You just sneak pictures of my feet. I don't know what's happening, but you just collect the money. You don't tell me anything. You start an OnlyFans for my feet. We hang out. You surreptitiously take pictures of my feet.

You create this account. And then you'd make all the money. It's like when I give you my old clothes to sell on eBay and I go just keep the money. What? You can use me. But if I don't know what's going on, then it won't be gross. Like if I knew that I was doing a foot only fans page, I would feel like people would be like

Nikki Glaser's doing a foot. But if I don't know what's going on and you're taking advantage of me like a Dina Lohan. I'll take like random pictures like we're trying on shoes somewhere. just you gotta get here like i gotta teach you how to take sneaky photos but i think you could start you could make so much money off of that tell me tell me what we could charge for something like i mean i i don't know how only 10 works but you could put a paywall of like a hundred dollars a month and you could promise like 10 foot pics a month and i bet bet you could get people signing up for a hundred bucks.

And like one video. And you're saying, I can keep this money. Can you just like take, open this banana and peel it with your feet? You would just give me challenges. Like, I bet you can't peel this banana with your foot.

And I'd be like, why are we talking about this? You go, hold on, let me just film it. Yeah. Really? And then you could get a thousand

dollars for that because that's what they do. They write in and then your people that pay for you they write in and they request things. Okay. So this is just I'm just giving you ideas of how to use my fame. I need to start

actually. Yeah make some money off of me. I feel like this whole the whole thing that just blew up today. I think you're going to have your own, like you could have your own thing. You could have your own only family. It's kind of scary. It was kind of scary. We're sitting at lunch and all of a sudden my dad was like,

Hey, someone wrote us this morning about Nikki's parents going off about Julia Roberts. And I was like, Oh, I don't know what that would be. And then he showed me the link and I was like, Oh,

this is like an actual news story. And he was like, but it keeps connecting to some app you got to download. And I was like, oh, I don't know what that would be. And then he showed me the link and I was like, oh, this is like an actual news story. And he was like, but it keeps connecting to some app you got to download. And I go, just type it in Google. Let's see what we get. And then it was like, like all these articles. That's Nikki Glaser's parents. And your still image of you watching it is so funny. You're so funny.

I just have to point the camera at you and you're always funny. It's the worst picture I have're always funny It's hilarious though It is gross It really is Apropos use It really is No but that's the irony Julia Roberts can look at that

And go well she's gross And then everything's even It will be fair I hope she sees it. I hope so too. Who is this gross girl? Who is this gross woman? She's so gross.

You just reminded me. You remind me so much of Jiminy Glick. And I know that's not nice. It's my favorite comedian. Yeah. Well, you don't look like Jiminy Glick. But the way you talk is like. I do.

Well, and I do think that. And it is gross. Oh, my God. I love him. I'm obsessed. I made my parents watch like five videos back to back yesterday just on my phone. We bought those DVDs. I know you guys got me into him initially. And now I'm going back and watching.

I love him. He's the funny. I'm reading Martin. By the way, I'm reading Martin Short's book, his autobiography. And I just bought it for my mom because I'm reading Martin, by the way, I'm reading Martin Short's book, his autobiography, and I just bought it for my mom because I'm so obsessed. He's so funny and his life is so interesting. And he is like a comedic hero of mine. And he was.

Haven't you met him? No, but Chris, Chris worked on Beauty and the Beast live. Oh, that's right. He was. And Chris, it was revealed when they were all working together that i was chris's girlfriend and both him and david allen grier were very enthusiastic and saying marry her oh god it was so cute is this okay we're gonna invite him that's a good way to get martin short there yeah you started this martin amazing though i really if you are looking for a laugh out loud autobiography of someone that has had

a fascinating life and it's really well written, I really recommend Martin Short's autobiography. Well, I did. I was like, I didn't go through. Nikki reads one book and can't shut up about it. Yeah. I'm excited about reading it. Yeah. It'll be good.

I have something to read on the plane tomorrow. To Amsterdam. So now we're going to Amsterdam tomorrow, which I'm so excited for. I love Amsterdam. And go get some horse. Horse? And some pot.

For dad? Yeah, we're going to Aris Tor three nights in a row in Amsterdam. And my friends are like, what's your dad going to do? And I'm like, red light district. Red light. We'll just walk around, browse. I'll just walk around. Yeah. He likes to walk around.

Yeah. Yeah. It's, have you walked around there and seen the women like in the windows? Of course. Yeah. Rubbing their tits up against the glass. And yeah,

I guess I've seen a little bit of that, but it's really, it's really, I love it. I'm telling you, those women are brave, man. Really?

Yeah. Yes. Who would do that? To to them it's not brave i i really relate to like people being like what i do is brave and i'm like but to me it's not scary so it's not brave to me it's like to you it would be because you would to us we would never get naked and stand in in front of a window and solicit men yeah no i couldn't for them it's not they're not like i mean i don't get this i don't think they're like you know getting nervous beforehand and shaking and they should but they maybe the first time they did it but i think but at this point you can tell there's yeah it's we went to a sex show chris and I, in May. Last May when we were here doing shows, we went to a live sex show in Amsterdam.

And it was two people. I've never seen people going through the motions more. It was like actually watching real sex because they seemed so bored. How much is it? I think it was probably like 100 bucks a ticket. It was like not cheap. We were like,

I really wanted to go. A hundred each. Chris was like shocked that I wanted to do something. Like I don't like going to museums or like boat tours, but I was like, I'll go to a live sex show. That's interesting to me. And it was really gross.

And it's kind of sad. And the two people doing it, like just didn't seem to be wanting to do it, but they're getting into all this BDSM stuff. So he's tying like a belt Around her neck and then she's kind of but she Literally is rolling her eyes the entire time And then he sucks on her tit but it's just

Like like a baby board sucking Like it was just I don't even know How he was hard like I don't Know how she was wet like she probably wasn't She looked like she was in her 50s Like had done this thousands Of times like she was in her 50s, like had done this thousands of times. Like it was watching a off Branson show, like off the strip in Branson in terms of like how much phoning it in was happening. What did Chris think?

We liked it. We were laughing because it was interesting. Oh, my God. There was this one part where she was like pulling a string out of her vagina and it kept going on and on like a magician string okay and then she like put it in this guy's mouth and we were like that was in her vagina and like no matter what if it was in a spool or something it still like was touching her vagina and then she stuffs it in this guy's mouth and we were like and then she's like would stuff her underwear that's brilliant enough i know you honestly get

offended i'm so sorry she's still recovering from human centipede last week i'm so sorry Oh, yeah. And then she would stuff her underwear. Okay, that's probably enough. I know. You easily get offended. I'm so sorry. She's still recovering from human centipede last week. I'm so sorry, everyone. Oh, my God. Please, anyone who heard that and heard- I know. I apologize to my listeners. That was gross.

I'm still in shock about all of it. Yeah. I know. I'm sorry. I just don't ever want to- Yeah. Let's not ever talk about it again. Please don't say those words again.

Okay. And first of all, I called it a human caterpillar. Yeah, that is true. And that's the way I want to keep it. My mom has since been talk about it again. Please don't say those words again. Okay. And first of all, I called it a human caterpillar. Yeah, that is true. And that's the way I want to keep it. My mom has since been talking about it. And my dad goes, your mom told me about that human caterpillar thing. He'd never heard of it either. Which even sounds better.

Centipedes already grossed me out. They're my least. We're not talking about it anymore. We're just talking about the centipede as a bug. I want to say one thing. Please. When you said, you're like oh i heard about that when i was like in high school or middle and no it was like when i was 24 oh i

thought you said it was like high school i was like oh my god you've had this whole image i went through way worse in high school oh nikki i was honestly i i was so sheltered and i am so glad i was so sheltered how you got so glad I was so sheltered. How you got away with that? Speaking of centipede around that same time in my life in because I remember where I was when I read about that movie. It was 2010 or 11. It had to be then because I was in bed in Astoria in this.

Remember that disgusting apartment I lived in when I first moved to New York? Oh, in Queens with that weird woman that would- That you've never said two words to? No, and she would never leave her room ever. It was like a hoarder's room. Well, that was a scary situation going on. It was terrible. And I saw a house centipede in my bed one time there.

And I wrote my friend, Mike DeWolf, who lived in Manhattan. And I said, I cannot sleep. And I won't, I won't be able to sleep until I like, I was losing my mind because I could not, it was crawled across my pillow. And I was like,

I'm not, I can't do this. So I slept on his pullout couch on 62nd and Broadway for a whole week until I thought maybe that thing had moved on or died or something. And I, but I had just, it was, it was just a bad time in my life and I had but I just attached it to that that centipede and I like was sleeping on the

other side of the bed I would sleep at the foot of the bed and I was just thrashing anything that like a breeze would hit my foot because it was also so hot and like I would just like scream it was I was losing my mind yeah I I that's when I thought, New York, we got to get you out of there. But then I got the TV show. Thank God. Thank God you got out of that apartment. I know. It was so disgusting.

And I moved in with Anya. That was the worst. Yeah. That place. But I did love that little restaurant. Yeah. Taverna Quiclades. That's on 36th Street.

No, Astoria Boulevard. I'm sorry. Yeah. And 36 Ave. Jeez. I think. No, 36th Street no astoria boulevard i'm sorry yeah and 36th ave jeez i think no 36th street back there no i never even want to go back in that that stop like you've reached the last stop ditmars sorry if you're in queens taverna key clades was the um restaurant the restaurant's great nikki's apartment was terrible but i was then. Like, it was not a good time in my life. Well, you have cleaned everything up. Really just dusted it off.

Everything's going great. Everything's coming up roses. Yeah. God damn it. Well, we are in Europe and going to Amsterdam and Zurich. Which is the flower capital of the world. I did not know that. It really is. Oh. That's when you see all these beautiful flowers here in world. I did not know that. It really is. Oh.

That's when you see all these beautiful flowers here in Ireland. They're coming from there. They're all from Amsterdam. Oh, shit. And Holland. All right. Well, we'll check them out when we get there. I want to go see the Anne Frank house because we didn't get in last time because there was

a line. But you're saying that we can get in. I've seen. I've been there. But I'm saying that Swifties are going to be all up in Amsterdam. It's going to be chaotic. It's going to be. And I'm wondering if we'll be able to be all up in Amsterdam. It's going to be chaotic. And I'm wondering if we'll be able to get in. Oh.

I think we should get tickets soon. We'll be right back after this. We're going to check out Ant-Man and the Wasp again. Jon Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. The Daily Show podcast has everything you need to stay on top of today's news and pop culture. You get hilarious satirical takes on entertainment, politics, sports, and more from John and the team of correspondents and contributors.

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Yeah. I like how you guys Get through trips I think we're on the same page No Are we We are flowing pretty well Yeah

I mean you guys Went to the Guinness factory This morning When I was supposed to go But I slept in Sorry about that I didn't understand No

That's okay I was supposed to meet you At 930 for breakfast I didn't show They called my phone. My phone is on silent, so I will never, ever hear it, if you call it ever, ever, ever. Understood now.

And then you gently knocked on my door, and that didn't work, and I understand. But at that point, I would have been like, maybe she's dead. No, I didn't think I knew how you sleep. Oh, all right. Well, next time you go to the front desk, you call the hotel room phone. Well, I will never. I honestly thought honestly thought well i don't want to wake her if she wants to sleep in she probably

had a rough night like we did that's true that was my problem i was like i've had one hour of sleep oh my god and i was gonna um i thought i don't even want to go i said to your dad can you just go and i can stay in bed and he's like no you have to go. I said to your dad, can you just go and I can stay in bed? And he's like, no, you have to go. And so we were down there waiting for you. And I'm like, God damn it. Nikki's not even here. I could be back in bed.

I would have told you. I know. I misunderstood. If I don't show, and I'm not telling you something that I didn't show, something's wrong. Okay. But then we started getting worried because it was almost 1 o'clock. It was 1 o'clock and you were headed back from the brewery

and I still wasn't answering your text. We had a bad driver who drove around and around and around and got lost and we're like, wait, you just passed our street. And then they banged on my door and then I woke up and I was like, 1 o'clock, what the fuck? Because I woke up at 1 o'clock last night in the morning and I was like, how did I sleep

this late? And I was like, oh, it's in the morning. I mean, my sleep is still effed up and I. No. We're six hours different. I do not like to admit that I have jet lag. I don't. I think it's a weakness.

I think jet lag is a choice. Oh, I don't think it is either. It's a real thing, sister. It really is. I was. I'm fucked from it still. Oh, it's. It's scary. It's scary. Well, now we It really is. I'm fucked from it still. Oh, it's scary. Well, now we got to go to Amsterdam and then...

You guys just don't like to do that many things. Today we went to the Book of Kells Museum and what a fucking waste of time that was. Well, I thought Trinity College was cool. We could have just walked around that campus no matter what. But you couldn't have gotten in the long hall, which is gorgeous. Yeah, the long hall was cool. There's like this library. It looked like a Harry Potter library. yeah that's like 400 years old cool globe kind of art

installation but um it might even be older than that i just don't really care about reading plaques or wait it did look like harry potter but those old books all lined up it was just so cool yeah and then they had that big art installation with the big globe in there. Yeah, I thought the globe was cool. It was beautiful. But I think that college campus is just incredible. Here's the thing.

I realized this morning while I was frustrated that I missed the Guinness thing is because I just want to say that I did things, but I don't want to do that. No, you said that, and I feel bad. And I don't think that's a good way to live. I think that's what a lot of tourists do is like they don't really care about seeing stuff.

They just want to say they did it. I thought we should miss it. People who bird sometimes don't even like birds. They just like to do a puzzle. They're like looking for, they like to say they got one. And it's like for me but I guess that's to

each their own. No, I think the reason I wanted to go to the Guinness and it's like for me but i guess that's to each their own if that's what the you know no i think the reason i wanted to go to guinness because i was people are like when you have to go there and i was like we got there and i'm like going what are they talking about why why did we have to why did we spend you know this to get over here and then russia in here and make sure we're on time and then we get in here and all it is is a bunch of lighting and, you know, fake stuff. It just, it's like tells you how they brew beer. I think people are dumb.

I really think people are stupid. Honestly, everybody was really enthralled. Were they? I think it's 25 bucks a person to get in. I'm like, what is the, this, they used to make beer here. I really think it's like people pay $25. So they have to convince themselves. It's impressive to make themselves feel better.

It's the same theory I have about people who have kids. They have to say it's amazing because they can't get out of it. You know, like you already paid $25. So you're going to convince yourself. You like it. No, I don't have to convince me.

We don't. I don't know why our, our family can admit when something sucks that we've paid a lot for but I think most people there's a psychological term for it but like if you invest in something you like it more that's same with um comedy shows or like audiences when you're taping a thing if it's a paid audience they aren't as good of an audience as an audience that just shows up on their own volition ever. That's free.

Wait a minute. It's true. Paid audiences. They want you to. Notoriously are worse. They're tough customers. Is that what you're saying? The more if someone pays to go see a show, the more someone pays, the more someone enjoys a show.

Oh. Yes. I'm thinking the opposite. No, you would think that, but the psychology says it's like you have to... You're gonna like this. You have to convince yourself

you like it because you've spent money on it. Right. And so you like it more. You... And you end up do liking it. You end up liking it more because you're convincing yourself

you like it more. Which is okay. Yeah. It's like the... What's the psychological term we learned about that's a debate tactic that trump uses hold on it's called like gillen yeah i get grifting uh you said you wrote it down i did i had to uh uh i had to write it down because it's been bothering me since um debate tactic okay here it is it's called the gish it's the bothering me since... Debate tactic.

Okay, here it is. It's called the gish. It's the gish gallop. The gish gallop. It's a debate tactic that Trump used the other night, but it's where you just say a bunch of lies, you list a ton of lies on top of each other, so that your opponent has...

Is frazzled, kind of. I'm trying to take it in. Right, but the real thing is is that to so if i list a bunch of lies you're gonna have to dismantle each one of those lies right the amount of time that you have you're never going to get to them all correct therefore you will be missing some of them so i'll get some lies through that you didn't disprove and while you're trying to frantically disprove all those lines you look crazy yeah you're befuddled and So it makes the person who's lying

look like they're not lying and look more straightforward and more level headed and it makes the other person look like a lunatic. And you can't even address the lies. Drowning in lies. You don't even address one lie. It's a tactic that he used the other night. Someone told him about that

and he's like, I'm in. Yeah, and he was good at it he was he figured it and he's not that smart so i mean someone said mom we're gonna lose so many listeners i'm just kidding oh i don't care can you imagine if i cared about that people are getting mad at the hook twa girl do you know that girl nope okay there's a girl she went viral um because someone was doing like a interview on the street just some like random tiktok or it was asking people questions you know coming out of bars and stuff and this guy was like what's what's the best way to turn a guy on and she was like you got to give him that haq tua he goes what's that the haq tua and

she goes he goes what's that you go haq. And he goes, what's that? And you go, hak tua. And you spit on that thing. And everyone's laughing because it's just funny. And apparently they found her because she was just some random girl. And they've hunted her down. And they did an interview where she. Who's they? The media. OK.

And then. And someone did an interview with her where they were like, would you hak tua these guys? And then it was Donald Trump. And she was like, no thanks. And everyone's like, she doesn't't like trump and it was just like that's not what she said she just said she didn't want to blow trump she could still vote for him so chill out everyone she probably thinks but i bet trumpies think if she doesn't want to blow him she's not a patriot oh yeah she must want to blow biden then it's like no she doesn't want to

blow a disgusting looking man what's's the twisted thought process going on? Oh, God. I can't believe I'm going to be stoned in a town square for what I just said. By 2000. When do you think he'll start having public stonings? He'll be in prison. I think public stonings will probably start next summer. He'll round up all the women who ever said they wouldn't blow him.

And then he'll. Might be April. Probably by April yeah it'll be in for three months January 20th yeah just to organize a public stoning well they gotta get the square

which square they wanna do it in they gotta round everyone up using their AI technology rounding them up yeah that takes at least a month and I think they'll just round everybody up

and then decide how they're going to do it. And then rounding up the rocks for the stoning. That's going to be a tough one. Yeah, talk about build that wall. What are you using the rocks for? The wall or the stoning? They'll have to start taking it from the wall and then people are going to be upset about that.

I mean, it's going, it'll be interesting to see. What do you mean? I just heard you say. that i mean yeah it's going it'll be interesting to see we're doing jimny clip final thought um oh really yeah we're there so my strapping boys morgan uh mason matth, and Modine. If you know, you know. But this Martin Short book is making me laugh so hard and making me... I could have turned to that last night when I was having my depression attack.

You should have picked that baby up. Yeah. But actually, it made me cry so much. It felt so good because I don't cry a lot. Laughing, crying? No, I was crying from sadness because there's some tragedy in it. And me cry so much. It felt so good because I don't cry a lot, you know? Laughing crying? No, I was crying from sadness because there's some tragedy in it. And it's so sweet. And it's like, oh my God.

It's just so sweet. I love it so much. He's a brilliant man. Can I just swift out a little bit? I'm sorry for everyone to hear this. But I did see Torture Poets Department, ERA's tour performance live for the first time ever and it was incredible and um everything that i wanted it to be and i my favorite part which is the bridge you know of the smallest man who ever lived i made you guys watch it at dinner the other night yeah um i was filmed i it's the

i was this conundrum in my heart because i was like i want to film it because i want to watch it again but i also want to be there present for it so i did that you got some time i know i could do it again but i just was like i it's a while before i see it's a couple nights before i see her again and i just want to watch my footage of it so i started filming it and then I saw dad like kind of get distracted with his phone and I was like dad can't miss my favorite part of this where she gets shot very concerned and so I stopped filming and I was like dad watch she's about to go to battle and this is the coolest part of the show like it's gonna flash red and she gets shot and so I had to stop my

filming to make sure he saw the good part and so i kind of didn't get either because i was so obsessed with everyone else's uh experience of it i didn't i didn't get to feel it well listen isn't it just as easy to copy someone else's that has really done a good job filming this is the problem that i've talked to about on the show is that and i will say i got told that my footage that i posted on my story of the heiress tour is some of the best footage that anyone's seen from crowd shots and i am so appreciative of that compliment because i have had a real problem with swifties filming and not getting good angles and like zooming in on the screen then going back to her and it's like pick the screen or her and also you got to use the techniques that you know to like make the lighting better and i understand it's hard

because there's people around you but i i really do pride myself on getting the best footage and so it's i do there is a part of me that it's it's up to me to get the best version of this march that i love so much right i need to do that for me because it's not going to be released I don't know if they're filming it or going to release it officially okay um but you have the best angle so I'm hoping that I don't have the tickets for Amsterdam yet so I don't know where we're sitting but I'm hoping we get a better angle I hope you have tickets I hope I do too if I don't you know I will we'll stand outside the stadium I. I'll red light district it up. I will sell my body. You're brave.

You are so brave. Because I'm brave. That's a brave daughter. What do you want to do for dinner tonight? Wasn't that lunch delicious? Let's find a Greek restaurant. I really, I think I just got into sweet potatoes. And I know I'm late to the game.

But like, they were so mushy. Today? Yes. Oh, those were so mushy. Like I liked, yes. Oh, those were because they were cubed, but they were like soft. Yeah. And I don't like when I don't want them to be Al Dante or even like

slightly to the, to the, you want to mush. I want to mush, but I want them still on the skin. Right. So that's a very, that's hard to do.

Yeah. And if I know anything about mushy vegetables i know you know how to make them thanks no one knows how to make a mushroom we went we had a peas that were called uh mushy peas that's another delicate we went to a british restaurant yesterday and delicious we saw mushy peas on the menu and we were like oh my god that is the funniest thing because in america mushy peas would be like, what the fuck? Ew. It's that baby food.

It looked like guacamole. That's what we thought it was. And then my dad goes, this is the mushy peas. And did I scarf that down? It was delicious. I think they had garlic in them. Of course, but they were so good. Oh, they were so good.

Everything's so good. We are treated like kings and queens over here. We've been eating so well. So nice. So excited. We were so good. Everything's so good. We are treated like kings and queens over here. I know. We've been eating so well. So nice. I'm so excited. We are so lucky. We are.

That's all I know. Thank you, Nikki, so much. You're so welcome. Well, thank you for joining me for the podcast today. Thank you. Sorry, Brian, that we lost you. Yeah, Brian. He'll be back in probably two weeks.

We'll probably do the next one alone, too, because I have one more to do for next week. Oh, okay. Because we pre-recorded one with Brian, but then i'll probably have another one to do and dad's gonna join i think on that one yeah so stay tuned for that it's um nikki glazer podcast live from europe at eras tour uh thank you guys for listening i love you guys so much besties um i've met some of you here in dublin actually. Nikki, you're getting recognized left and right here. It's really happening a lot more than I would think it would. It's incredible.

Um, it's so nice. And everyone is so nice. Everyone's just like very casual too. Very casual and not in your face. They're going, Nikki, I love you. It's like, what? Just a quick drive by. Nikki, I love you.

Like so good. Yeah. No, a girl on a bike. It was dark after the show, I think. Yeah. And we were on a dark and lonely street. And this girl comes right, a girl on a bike. It was dark after the show, I think. Yeah. And we were on a dark and lonely street and this girl comes right, cute girl on her bicycle. And she stopped

at the same cross like we are. Yeah, we were at the stop sign and walking past and she goes, Nikki Glazer? And her Irish twang. Nikki Glazer? Nikki Glazer? I love you. Yeah, and I go, yeah. And she was like, oh my God. And she's like, what are you here for?

Do you have a show? And I go I just went to Taylor Swift She goes I did too And because we were Walking home from Taylor Swift She was so nice

So shout out to all the besties And fans that I've seen here It makes me feel so good I did not expect that at all But it's happening It's really happening It's happening Alright and our apologies

To Julia Roberts You're not gross We are We love you. That's our new theme. Pretty woman. Notting Hill. Not you.

My best friend's wedding. The Charlie Rose. Not Charlie Rose. She's in some. The Charlie. Wasn't she in that Leonardo. Wall Street. Ocean's Eleven.

Ocean's Eleven. Ocean's Eleven. Yeah, I don't even think he was in that. And she might have been. And I think she was. It doesn't matter. Ocean's Eleven. Thank you, guys. Watch Ocean's Eleven.

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