The Nikki Glaser Podcast - #452 Zurich w/ Chris Convy, Nikki's Dad Sheds Tears on TikTok, Funny Diseases, Football Lingo

Episode Date: July 12, 2024

Nikki and Chris tune in from Zurich, Switzerland to talk all things Eras Tour. Each time seeing Taylor has been a different experience. Conversations go everywhere as they discuss oddities and diseases humans get - you had us at alien hand syndrome. Nikki continues to learn more from her social media manager and got another parent in the tabloids: dad and talks about the latest viral moment. Nikki and Chris talk football lingo and final thought: Julie has a lunch experience for the books! Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free, and get exclusive bonus content: https://apple.co/nikkiglaserpodcast  Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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It's the Nikki Glaser Podcast. God, I hope you don't have this on two times the speed because that would have been unintelligible. I'm Nikki Glaser. This is the podcast. It's the Nikki Glaser podcast. God, I hope you don't have this on two times the speed because that would have been unintelligible. I'm Nikki Glaser. This is the podcast live. Not to you, but I mean, I think actually this is a couple days before you're hearing it. Maybe three days. What got on your shirt? I don't know. I'm so sad it's a brand new shirt. Yeah, that's bullshit. I got actually a wipe in my bag actually that you can use to get stains out.

What's the smell? He's smelling his shirt. He's figuring it out. Chris Convy's here, everyone. There's no smell. It smells like a new shirt. Smellless new shirt. Smellless stain.

Chris Convy's here. We are in our hotel room in Zurich. This is day, God, I don't know. Day like. For you. I don't know what day this is for me. On vacation, when you're in Europe,

there's no dates. There's no days. It's... Must be nice. Must be nice. Must be nice. That's a part of my act. Must be nice. It's like when people... It's about what you're doing. Totally. Whenever I talk about

going to see Taylor, I have a joke about when I mentioned I see Taylor Swift or I post about it like on a main post feed, I get comments or I have gotten comments that are like, must be nice. And I don't really know what to do with that, but we'll let's talk about Zurich. We're in Zurich.

We were in, I was in Amsterdam and I've also been in dublin uh with my family um on this journey um to see taylor swift five times in 10 days 10 days i think is it 10 or like 12 11 it was dublin on a sunday amsterdam thursday friday saturday and then zurich on tuesday so whatever that that's nine days baby that's pretty good that's pretty good and a lot of taylor you would think i was so i've seen taylor four times at this point so how's it going because my question was you've every time you've ever seen taylor it's either been maybe one or two nights in a row right yeah and then those are weeks apart

usually totally and with a variety of people different friends and different things and this is was this your first three night stint in a row? This was, yes. The Amsterdam shows. Yeah, this was the first time seeing three in a row. Like I've never done all three shows that she's been in the city. So there's not a single thing in the world that I love as much as you love Taylor Swift. Maybe my mom.

But I can't do three nights in a row with my mom. Oh, right. That's a. I definitely can. Well, if in a row of my mom. Right. That's a. I definitely can. But three nights. Well, if she was as talented as Taylor. Three nights in a row of a three and a half hour concert. Yeah.

That seems. I want to say that after Dublin, I was so excited before Dublin because the last time I saw her was in Sydney with you in February. Yeah. End of February. Yeah. So it had been a while and I was just chomping at the bit. I was so excited.

It had been a while. It was the band Stained and I thought, I'm so excited. Dublin, there was an energy to the city. Like you get to these cities and they just are,

there's pink everywhere and sparkles and storefronts are saying things about being, the Swift, Taylor Swift is in different window displays it's just

everywhere and there's just a vibe and it was very exciting and we were in dublin for i think no we were we got to dublin and we were going to taylor swift that night so we were a little jet-lagged we slept all day we went to taylor that night it was amazing it was outdoor it was uh just incredible energy and then we went to amsterdam you know three days later and i was ready to go again so ready to go again because i like doubling up so i was used to dublin but not in dublin right yes so i singled in double dublin yeah and so then when we went to amsterdam i will say the vibe the first night of the first Amsterdam show, the crowd was off. It was I didn't it was just my mom also sensed it. It wasn't just me.

And it was just like it wasn't as enthusiastic. And I don't know why. When was the last podcast? So is this is this the first podcast since 4th of July since you've left for this trip? I mean, there's been new podcasts out, but we were pre-recorded. So what's going on right now? Oh, I did one podcast, actually. Oh, you did?

Yes. Okay, so people are caught up on what's happening and what you're doing. Yes. Who you're with. With my parents. How's it going? And my dad and mom went to the first one. I don't think that...

Oh, and then your dad went... He went to Dublin. He went to Dublin, but then he had a big video. Yeah, he went viral. That's what it is. Because I filmed him during the part of the show where Taylor... So after she sings Champagne Problems, that's kind of the space in the show where the crowd decides to just show her how much we love her by applauding for as long as we possibly

can. And we could really go longer. She controls it because it's just she kind of decides when to talk because she we would go for hours. What kind of face does she make? She makes all different faces. She's excited. She's shocked. I mean, there's only so many faces you can make when you're overwhelmed by how loud something is and how much love people are pouring at you.

And it's so I really I know that people maybe think like, oh, she's just like phoning it in or this doesn't really feel this way. She can't be surprised every time. And I'm sure that there's a part of her that's like getting used to it, but I don't know that you ever really get used to 66,000 people screaming bloody murder for you and losing their minds. And I will say I've been to now 17 or shows or something like that. And every single time it's different. Like the crowds will top each other.

Think there will be a surge of energy at different points. Like in Australia, it's like they agreed to do something. Like during a song, it's like everybody agreed to do something specific. That's another thing that happens. And we'll get to that in a second. But there's a different chance that people say and stuff. But during this part, it's about a five-minute window where the crowd just screams. And she's just standing there and she's kind of just taking it.

And then she takes out her ear piece, you know, that's like her in ear, I guess is what they're called. And then she hears it really. And then she goes, Jesus Christ. And then we go crazy again. And then it lasts another couple of minutes. So my dad during this became very moved. And this is after what song? This is after Champagne Problem.

So this is you. That used This is after Champagne Problems. So this is, that used to be fairly early in her set and now it goes about probably a third of the way through is when it happens. And is it crazy? How does Champagne Problems go? Just a little snippet.

You might as touch on a Chevy door November flush and your flannel cure This dorm was once a madhouse Made a joke and it's made for me How evergreen our group of friends Don't think I'll say that word again and soon they'll duck the halls okay you get it anyway it's really fun because she talks about how she right before she sings that song she says that during covid she really didn't know if she was ever going to tour again it's the thing she's been doing since she was 12 or 13 and she's like it's just a bummer

this is my favorite thing to do and when i was writing during covid i wrote this song i thought i really want to sing this song with everyone and and so she's like i hope you'll sing along with me to champagne problem so this was the song that she wrote thinking oh this would be fun to sing in an arena because there's this line where she goes it's a shame she's fucked in the head they said and then and she always looks at the camera and goes like fucked and like her eyes get super crazy because she's talking about how she's being deranged. Yeah. Like how this family thinks she's deranged because she didn't accept her boyfriend's proposal or whatever it is in the song. So anyway, afterwards, my dad is like crying.

He gets like teary eyed. And my dad gets emotional during certain things like he gets misty eyed a lot. Now he's saying he's doing it more cause he's an old man, but he was just like such a, it is such a moving moment because all these people are just like so insanely happy that they're just cheering for an extended amount of time. And she's so, she's just like so gracious. And I think that, and he also said,

I don't think that it kind of reminded me of him of me in a way. Cause I told him to tell me that. And so it was nice that he took me up on that and, and heard me and me in prison in a way that didn't sound exactly like what I told him to tell me that. And so it was nice that he took me up on that and, and heard me and may imprison it in a way that didn't sound exactly like what I told him to say. So it sounded original when he said it and, um, no, but it was just really sweet. And so I filmed it. And so now I have, um, I have like a presence on Tik TOK and I didn't have one before because I didn't have anyone, you know, people, there had been companies before that I had, there had been a company before that I had hired to run my social media. I didn't have one before because I didn't have anyone, you know, people, there had been companies before that I had, there had been a company before that I had hired to run my social media.

I didn't engage with them in the way that I needed to, in order for them to really facilitate the change that needed to happen in my life. But this new company has got a girl, this new company has got a girl that is just like, I don't know. I just trust her. Not that the other company didn't,

but this one she's broken through. She's she's broken. She's broken woman. Just like your mom. She's broken through. She's broken. She's a broken woman, just like my mom. Just like your mom. Her name's Emily. She's incredible. And I remember when we did the first Zoom call with these people. And I know you're like, Nikki, why don't you run your own social media?

Or maybe you're thinking that. And it's just because I don't really like reading comments. I don't like to engage too much with it. I think most listeners know this at this point. Besties know. But you do run your social media. This is like the stories and some of the posts.

Yeah, all the story. All my Instagram stories are mine. But it's just to try to do things where it's like tour dates and like getting involved in a few other types of things that it might be interesting. Yeah.

What she's really doing, what, so I will give her content and then she edits it and makes it look appropriate for TikTok. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So anything you see me posting

on Instagram story, I'm always in charge of that. She is not doing that at all. Any thing she posts on my main feed, I control that too. I write all the captions, everything like that. She just posts on, she's really just running my TikTok. And this girl is running it. I now have, I don't even know how many, let me just look how many followers I have. I did not have this.

I don't remember know how many let me just look how many followers i have i did not have this i don't remember how many fault i have 211 000 followers and you basically just just started posting a lot in the last couple that's great and she is posting so on tiktok i didn't realize this i mean i guess i did it's just like more freeform stuff it doesn't have to look as polished it's more just talking to the camera like it's just a world where you can be kind of more yourself i guess unless like i'm a celebrity or like everything has to look perfect it can just be not sloppier but just more uh rough and authentic okay i thought it was just like dances i did too because i'm not on there but this is what i'm hearing from the youngins yeah and she's a young and she's so cute emily if you're listening to this every time i will like i'll write she's too busy making tiktok

she's not listening to this she's such a hard worker she she is like she tells me about trends this is always what i wanted i just wanted someone to tell me like hey there's this trend going on do it right yeah so she um whatever she texts me though she'll i'll be like making her laugh by saying something about something because we have a friendship. And she goes, I'm screaming. Yeah. Here's the key. She's made... You haven't wanted to do stuff like this because you like your TikTok and your Instagram and

you're having fun with it. You haven't been interested in TikTok, but she's made it fun for you. She's made it fun. Fun and easy. And she's made me feel cool doing it. And I'm not like a loser. I trust her to be cool and just efficient. And she's worked with really amazing celebrities

that I really respect. Celine Dion? I wasn't supposed to say. Okay. Oh yeah. You signed an NDA with them. She was with her when she had loose person syndrome.

Poor Celine Dion's illness is the worst name. What is it? Stiff person syndrome. Oh yeah. It's a bad name. It's a bad name. I was trying to look up like the worst sounding syndromes.

And this is. Give me a few of them. Okay. So that's funny because I Googled like the worst sounding syndromes or the diseases with the worst names. Okay. It's werewolf syndrome. That's where you get like growth of hair growth on your face.

Facial blindness, which is the thing Brad Pitt claims to have where you can't recognize people, but that's really just being, being a celebrity and being like, I meet too many people and I don't want, I want an excuse for why I don't remember. I don't remember you. You're not important.

Um, sleeping beauty syndrome, also known as Klein Levin. That's not bad sounding. Um, like an unconscious princess, people with this neurological condition called sleeping beauty syndrome experience periods of excessive sleep.

Okay. Got it. Sounds like a gift. Mad cow disease. Bad disease bad one oh hand and foot oh foot in mouth foot and mouth no no no trench foot what it's hand and foot disease alien hand syndrome oh i just read about this the other day something happens in your brain and like something gets kind of divided or severed right and so your hand almost has a mind of its own and it can choke you. It can like while you're asleep.

How do I get that? It can write like a whole thing that you're not even thinking of and just write something. That, whoa, that would be nuts. Yeah, the hand will just do things. Whoa. That takes masturbation to a whole new level

because you wouldn't feel it. It's like when people sit on their hands to make a numb to get it. It's called the stranger. It was maybe one of the first jokes I heard where I was like, that's brilliant. Like I heard that I think in middle school and I was like, that's so funny. There's Stone Man's disease. So these are all really bad.

And then look at this. What? So all these are. I mean, everybody at a fish shows got that. All right. Sorry. Stone Man's disease is a disorder of the connective tissue where ligaments, tendons, or skeletal muscles essentially turn into bone. So these are horrible diseases.

And then look at this one. This is such a funny disease to put on this list. Aw. Oh. Imposter syndrome. That's where you're really good at something, but you don't feel like you're really good at it. It's almost as bad as stone man disease where all of your muscle turns to cartilage.

I'm sure you've mentioned that you have imposter syndrome like a thousand times. A million times. And then there's also, and then right after imposter syndrome, walking corpse syndrome. Okay. Well, I don't think one of those is like the other. However, I was not making light of Celine D's thing. I was just saying that it's just an awful name for it. And I'm really sad for her.

She's got a great social media presence because because Emily. Exactly. Well, Emily really brought that's not true, but it feels true. But she is. But Emily's so good. So I'll just send her a video and I'll be like, is this tick tocky? Like, it'll just be me. I kind of just shoot some stuff. And I'm like, is this good? And she's like, oh, my God, screaming. And that's that's how Gen Z laughs. They I go, are you really screaming? She's like, dead screaming. It's so funny. I'm like, you sound like you've stone man. You're dead and screaming at the same time.

Did you just see a walk? Somebody with walking. That's terrifying. She. So the other night. So so anyway, I sent her my video, my dad. And I was like like i've been someone told me i posted on my story first then i got a dm from someone saying this would kill on

tiktok it was just some fan and i sent it to emily which i had not done yet and obviously emily would have been like yes let's put this on tiktok but i sent it to her and she was like oh hell yeah so then we wake up the next morning because we're on a different time zone and my parents my dad has gone semi-viral for crying and my dad has since scoured the um comments and his friends have too and sent him the funniest like mean things oh really what are some of them one of them said uh like fucking pussy or something like that and then another one said he's crying because he's wasting what few years he has left at a taylor swift concert so we've been like laughing at and my parents are so cool about it because few years he has left is so funny because um not only did my dad go viral with that and like it's like a really sweet thing that people are sending and and i'm

getting tons of messages about how it made people cry that he cried because it's just so sweet and i wasn't exploiting him like i really was in the moment just like i just want to show my sister this it's so sweet that he's and i'm kind of like i told you i told you you'd be moved it's different than i i'm not saying he's a swifty but i knew it would be an experience that he wouldn't roll his eyes at because he can't because they're filled with water and so then though it doesn't stop there because i didn't know that so much stuff comes out of just like tick like people are looking at tiktok for content to put on other platforms yes it's like reddit desperate for press everything comes from reddit and now. Yes. Almost nothing starts anywhere else. No, it's, it's, I was just reading the Martin Short autobiography and this was in 2014 and he was talking about how, um, he was, his wife died and he, and David Letterman had

found out about it like a day, hours after it happened. And some Paul Schaefer called him and said, David Letterman wants to call you and talk and and make a call to you is that cool and he goes oh did you tell him he goes no it's in the paper and he goes i forgot that things spread like wildfire on the internet and this was 2014 he's saying like this like because of social media like word gets out and he was talking about even before social media there had been a cancer scare with his wife and it was in the national inquirer and no one found out about it even though it was leaked in the paper because no one read the national inquirer so it didn't spread right and there wasn't social media to just like clip it and retweet it you're loving that martin short book aren't you loving it i finished it i cried

so much i love martin short he is my new obsession so funny i'm so excited to have someone who i haven't met yet that when i get to meet him, I get to just like pour compliments into his head. Well, he's going to pour compliments into yours because I worked with him two years ago, I think. And he is a Nikki Glaser fan. I remember you telling me this and it was one of those moments where I had to kind of black it out and be like,

I can't absorb this. That he knows who I am. Yeah, he knows who you are and he was very complimentary about you. He is a gift. Yeah, he's amazing. And in person, he's even better. He's funny. He's funny in person and everybody says he's the biggest pro in Hollywood.

Well, everyone knows that listens to podcasts. If you've listened recently, I'm obsessed with Jim Niedlik and that's who Martin Short is. And so that's what's caused this new obsession with him. And so I downloaded his book. I read it on the plane over and then I just finished it last night it made me cry it made me laugh it was just an amazing autobiography from someone who's been in the business and the thing I like about Martin Short that I know that I'm excited like some

celebrities I'm excited to meet he loves performing he loves being set up to do things like he would not mind if I said, will you just do Jiminy for a second? Like I know that he would actually make, he would probably enjoy that. Other people would be like, I'm being put on the spot. Yeah.

Or like even someone like me, I'm like, I don't want to do jokes right now. Like he is, he's through and through a performer. He, his story is so insane. It's so interesting.

His book, I must say from 2014 is so good. And I really recommend it to people even if they're just interested in just like a hollywood story what are your recommendations for people that don't know about martin short and need to know jiminy glick conan o'brien interview jiminy glick john stewart interview jiminy glick um uh alec baldwin and those are my three that will get you started they will take 15 minutes of your life to watch all of those and bill hater and the recent one bill hater bill maher one is good and then sean hayes sean hayes is really good and then he also just just uh google conan o'brien

martin short roasting because basically he goes on he goes on conan and tears conan down so just type in martin short O'Brien roasting, and it's a compilation of all the times he's roasted him, not as Jim Neakly, but as Martin Short. We're going to go to break, and we're going to talk about another time where we made press this week unintentionally. We'll be right back after this. Jon Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast.

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time we were getting hotel rooms right and we are on the outskirts of the city we're staying in a hotel it's no this is the best hostel i've ever stayed in it's a hostel babe look at the i put this look at this booklet that came with it read that student business center student business senior and the tagline for this place is the flag a different place to live that is that's different it's literally true it's just a different place yeah it's different than the one you live in but it's not saying anything not better you go down to the lobby and there's a review and it just it's framed because they're so proud of it and it's a yelp they got a yelp review of very good and that's not something you frame that's something you tuck away and maybe you have on the corner of a window

that's in the back of the building or something like a sticker. If you're a place like this, you don't look at reviews. You just keep doing what you're doing. You just put your head down and you go. You give people a safe place to lay their head at night.

A different place to stay. A different place. Do you know what else is a different place to stay? Sleeping on the street. Everything's different. Everything's different. Then another thing. Okay, so your dad went um your dad dad went a little bit viral a little bit viral and then that's not it right then we made headlines so my dad didn't

make headlines people weren't like ej glazer crying didn't care what made headlines was okay julia roberts was spotted at the amp or at um london dublin dublin show stevie nicks was also there and there was a video that came out of her kind of um saying hi to travis looked like for the first time they were meeting and she kind of scratches his chest and is like get just you know just rubbing on him like an an older woman would do to like a young man of like oh i'm so happy for you and there's been like lip sync people this one incredible girl on TikTok and Instagram. She is a lip reader and she will do like celebrity lip reads. And she did his and pretty much or this one.

And she pretty much determined that Julia Roberts was saying, I'm so happy for you guys. I hope that's not too much to say. It was kind of like I hope that that's OK for me to say. It was something like it wasn't exactly that, but that's the vibe it was. And it was sweet. It was something like, it wasn't exactly that, but that's the vibe it was. And it was sweet. It was whatever, you know? But I saw this video and I remember thinking to myself when I watched it at night after I got home from the show

and I'm looking through my feed and I'm seeing all this video come out, we're behind the tent. So we didn't see the celebrity tent and all the action. We were seated almost right behind it. But apparently in there, they taped this video of Julia Roberts doing this. And I thought to myself,

my mom is gonna have something funny to say about this. So I'll just film her reacting to this video because reaction videos are hilarious. And your mom's hilarious. And my mom's funny. And my mom. We're on this trip right now. I've been with her for a day and a half. She's cracking you up.

She's cracking everybody up. She is. We got to tell the story about what she said at lunch today accidentally. What'd she say? Oh, well, remind me. Okay. So I film her reacting to this Julia Roberts video. And she says it's gross what she's doing because she's kind of rubbing on his chest and stuff.

And she's like, that's gross. And I didn't think anything of it. She just was like, I knew my mom would just have some crazy stance. Like the kind of the way I do about things where I go, like I just say something kind of outlandish that i don't really mean but i'm just like kind of being hyperbolic yeah for the sake of the people in the room and just yeah and so i put it on my story thought nothing of it and then the next day press like us weekly um daily mail literally like page people page six yeah it was every celebrity kind of news I guess it was a slow day in the news they picked up Nikki Glaser's mom says Julia Roberts is gross

for touching Travis Kelsey and it was like that's not what was happening there like she did say that but she wasn't saying news but it was hilarious it was hilarious so nothing so that's all that happened all the comments were like kind of agreeing with my mom and But it was hilarious. It was hilarious. So that's all that happened. All the comments were like kind of agreeing with my mom and thinking it was funny. Because it wasn't really about agreeing with my mom or not agreeing or whether or not Julia Roberts was gross. It was just because it was a funny older woman just watching the video and reacting. That was it. Yeah. And it was like what she did.

It's fine. It wasn't that bad. But it was worthy of being made fun of. Exactly. And that's okay. And guess what? I do things it was worthy of being made fun of. Exactly. And that's okay. And guess what? I do things that are worthy of being made fun of constantly. Constantly.

I've never told the story of meeting Travis Kelsey the first time, but it was embarrassing. And if my mom would have watched it, she would have said, oh, God, Nick. She would have said the same kind of thing. Because you were like a bumble. I was a bumbling fool. Yeah, I was verklempt, as I think the Jewish people say. Certainly Mike Myers on Saturday Night Live. That's all I know. I think as Barbra Streisand.

No, he had a character, but he had Barbra Streisand on the show. Oh. It was a character. God, isn't that weird how my memory just coffee talk with linda and her nails were like butter like yeah things everything was like butter what was her name coffee talk linda something i'm gonna look so my mom we wake up and people are texting this to me and my mom i didn't even know about it i go down to breakfast which means it's like one in the morning our time uh you know stateside and we go down to breakfast my mom goes judy or some woman in her life sent

me something and i keep clicking on it some headline with us but it sends me to this app so whatever she was sent would go to an app you know when you're sent a news article and then it opens up that news articles app like to go to the app store so you can read the article we don't know this because my mom's friends deal in different right right yeah they're on deep facebook that's just deranged for like you know people who are kind of elderly so she was like i can't open this newsmax app to read the story and i go just google julie glazer julia roberts like because we saw the headline. Right. And it was like, all of these links. And we're like, oh my God. And my parents are like,

what is this? And they have still shots of my mom making like a gross face. And she's like, oh God, what is this? She's a little bit embarrassed, but actually kind of like, I don't care. I felt it's fine, whatever. She's really cool about it

because I would not have been as cool if someone misconstrued what I said and made it out to be like I was being mean when I really wasn't or whatever right and so I was like I just felt like it sounded kind of mean and by the way literally no one zero persons commented that my mom was out of line zero only I did I was like this feels a little mean so I jokingly said mom i think you need to issue an apology to julia roberts because we were also kind of joking about the fact that it had even gone viral like funny like issuing apology is something for people who are famous and my mom had just newly become famous that morning so i'm like i was being funny so i on

my instagram story i'm like mom you need to issue an apology and my mom's like i would like to apologize i didn't mean gross i just said that it was she's not gross it was gross but so she's explaining it and she's like i don't know i we love you julia and then my mom said the funniest line she goes she's a good actress terrible flirt which is so funny she's so fucking my mom is so naturally funny so then we put out that and then there's headlines hours later at night we get other headlines that are nikki glazer's parents issue apology whereas my dad said nothing right and the whole thing and so then i was like oh my god we should apologize for apologize he apologized

for being a huge pussy and crying he shut up so he like so we we were just over in europe we're sending this to my sister we're sending this to you and we'll being like look at all these headlines it was so funny it was such a fun moment but it just kind of showed me that you can just in when you get to a certain level of fame which i guess i am at right now it won't be forever it's just and i'm not bragging about it's nothing it's just something that's happening turned things up a little bit for me that i didn't expect that anyone would write an article about something that i posted innocuously on my story and the only reason i even wanted to issue an apology which was a joke but also me being like i don't if she ever saw this i want her to know we don't think she's gross like there's a chance she'd see this yeah i don't i don't think like

someone who is having their stories looked at by the press i don't i don't think like someone who is having their stories looked at by the press i don't i don't post like no you don't talk like it on the show like no you don't i'm i'm starting to have to yeah yeah you don't do anything based on the idea that other people would listen to it and maybe care care care and i'm and I don't even read the Bowen Yang Tiffany Tina Fey Tina Fey thing yeah where she said Bowen

you don't get to have opinions about things anymore that's the price you pay for celebrity is like once you're a celebrity you don't get to

not like things because he's on podcasts being honest or you know truthful about his opinions on other people's movies people's relationships

like they were like intentionally critiquing things yeah probably in a catty way but then those would get out there well it's like that um that woman from the bear who hosted snl yeah we talked i think we talked about on the podcast but yeah she had said negative things about j-lo in a podcast and then she had to host she never thought she would host snl and then all people pulled that audio put it up then j-lo she'd apologize to j-lo yes and so i know i'll be haunted by things i've said thinking i'd never be at that level where anyone would care and it's already happening so it was it's already gone and that's that's what i learned from this is that i have to not watch what i say but like be just be

mindful and then also that if something does get taken out of context and blows up in a way i don't like that it will go away very quickly like more quickly than you would ever think like i already that if something does get taken out of context and blows up in a way I don't like, that it will go away very quickly. Oh, yeah. Like more quickly than you would ever think. Like I already knew it went away quickly from the rise of the fame of the roast. And for a couple of days, I was just being recognized everywhere.

And then now I'm just, it's back to normal. But people have said hi to you on the streets in Dublin and in Amsterdam. Yeah, I've gotten recognized a couple of times here. More times than I thought for sure and it was really nice and um totally unexpected and they're always so nice and people have been pretty friendly god the best so cool and my mom was like i love that people come up to you and just say you're fucking funny they'll say fucking because they know that's how you hang yeah it is funny

that people match the whoever they're talking to they think they're like oh i'm gonna i'm gonna be part of the yeah yeah they might say something like a little bit that feels like it's Nikki Glaser-ish. Yes. But that's not the only thing that happened. You, they got press, right? Yeah. So this is what made me not panic last night. So I go to Taylor Swift in Amsterdam three nights in a row.

The third night, my dad went again. So he went in Dublin and then he went with us to the third night. And I want to go back just a step and then he went with us to the third night and i want to go back just a step and say that i want to go back just a step and say that's not the song well that was my song maybe that was generational for you and i'm eddie money oh yeah i don't know that those three years between us betwixt us that's those are the eddie money years sometimes i feel so cool if i think about how I'm a freshman dating a senior. Is that what you would be?

When did you graduate? Oh, okay. Okay, I'm a sophomore dating a senior, which is still real cool. Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah. Oh, my God. Look at you playing with your hair. You gave me your Letterman jacket.

And all my friends are so jealous. Three-sport athlete. And really, I probably just have daddy issues captain of the rugby team no i used to think that girls that dated seniors that were freshmen like i sensed like there's a daddy issue thing going on here when really back then you totally knew about there is a girl in my mind right now who i'm like she why is she dating this older guy it's weird i don't think i heard the word it wasn't weird it wasn't sophomore to senior 14 to 17 all right whatever whatever you notice i almost said 18 then i took it back because i don't want

to be cool with that because that's gonna be a headline tomorrow mickey's okay with statutory rape oh man um and i didn't say that in third person and 14 is a freshman yeah sophomore no this girl i'm thinking about was a freshman she was a freshman dating a senior i think you're 15 okay 15 dating 17 and a half so on the second night of the show so amsterdam first night the crowd was just a little bit not the same as the crowds i've witnessed the 12 times before that I was going. This is my 13th show. I kind of know what I'm talking about. So the Dublin, which is the Dublin one was wild.

On par with everything. Because the Irish people are like, they know how to party. It was just easy breezy getting into the stadium. It was controlled. Everyone was good. Everyone was dressed up like crazy. It was like, you know. How good are Irish people?

So good, so nice, so friendly. And so are the Dutch. I'm obsessed with the Dutch. I want to live in Amsterdam. Yeah, it's a good vibe for you. I love Amsterdam. I mark my words, I will live there in my life.

And I told you this already, like we have to go live there for a couple months at least. Before we're old. Before we're old, like old, old. And so, and I said, so we have to find a time machine. So second night in Amsterdam,

I'm thinking my mom and I both commented the first night. That wasn't that, like we wish the crowd would have been a bit better. You're used to people going crazy, crying, screaming lyrics. Yeah, and everyone's dressed up. And this was like, they were like the Dutch, like they were like, I wear a Taylor Swift shirt,

but that's it. I with my jeans and like, but that's like, that's fine. And that's what most people would do, right? But at this point with the Eris tour being on for like a year plus, people get the vibe of how you're supposed to dress there. Not how you're supposed to. There's no rules.

It really is whatever you want. And I didn't mind that they were dresses i was like oh this is a vibe but then they it just the energy wasn't there but i think it's because the dutch aren't they don't get too enthusiastic either way and i like this about them let me they're even they're an even keeled people they are even keeled they are not because i was going nuts and dancing and i did not feel judged i didn't feel like they were like, this American is just acting a fool. They were like they liked it and there was no

sense of disgust. So they don't go either way. They don't get overly enthusiastic and they don't get judgmental either. And I like it. Because you went to lunch one day, right? Yes. I went to lunch many days. What happened? No, you left. You had a story about how even keeled they are. So I went to lunch one days. What happened? No, you left. You had a story about how we even killed there.

So I went to lunch one day with my parents in Amsterdam to this amazing place. God, La Via. La Via. L-A-V-I-A, I think is the name of it. It was this like vegetarian brunch spot. It was so good. Right off the canals. We went there two days in a row, in fact.

So the first day we went, we spent a good amount of money, like 200 i was going wild i was like we were so hungry we're talking euros we're talking euros we spent a lot okay maybe it wasn't that it was probably like 100 i'm doing my classic glazer exaggeration so it was a lot and we left and i forgot to pay we're down the street a half hour later shopping and i go oh my god dad i forgot to pay because Because usually I'm paying card, but this place was, their machine was down. And so they were like cash. And then I just walked out without paying. And my mom goes, you need to go back there right now. They're going to call the cops and they're going to come find us.

And I go, I have a feeling they don't care. Not that they don't care we didn't pay, but they don't care about the time of when I get back there to pay. So we took our time and I dawdled back into the store and I go, hey. And I walk up to the girl that was our waitress who I didn't pay, who knew I didn't pay at this point. I knew she knew

because we were, you know, memorable. Yeah. We're American. We're loud. My volume can get a little much sometimes and I have to temper it. It's embarrassing and I'm sorry to be American

and be loud. Like, I'm really trying to be a good American. Yeah, yeah. You gotta be a good American. Totally. And so I'm Keri rustling all over the place.

So is that her show? The Americans? The Americans. I thought it was good Americans. She was Russian in the show. OK, well, I'm trying to be Khloe Kardashian. That's her denim brand.

Good American. Good American. So I'm trying to be Khloe Kardashian's jeans. So then I go in and it was I it was as if she didn't know that I had forgotten. But then I go, hey. And she's like, hey.

And I go, I forgot to mention. She goes, you did. And I'm like, there was no like, oh, you're back. And it was just she was so nonplussed by it. Or no, plussed. Because I think nonplussed actually means you were like shocked. It means the opposite of what you think. So she was so stoic about it. Did not seem to care all and i was like oh my god this is so the dutch they

don't freak out about anything in fact the lines outside the first night of era's tour in amsterdam were so long and usually to get into era's tour you can show up she goes on at 7 15 you can show up at 7 o'clock and get in no problem find your seat and see her go on and open the show it no problem but the lines were so backed up the first night they fixed it the second and third night there was i i saw the first night i go taylor will not have this happen again oh that's a thing that she cares about oh she has her her parents are are walking around the arena and her dad is making sure things are going right the sound's good kidding me he's on it she has people that are making sure the audience is like feeling good and everything like they are so on it and so i knew like this will not happen tomorrow and it didn't happen the next two nights but think the

the line was so backed up it was almost to the street like it was a probably a quarter of a mile long line and i'm not kidding you when we walked up in dublin at the same time there was no line so it was like what's going on here so and we got in and everything was fine but when we walked up in Dublin at the same time, there was no line. So it was like, what's going on here? So, and we got in and everything was fine. But when we were walking down, like Pat, you know, you'd be walking,

trying to find the end of the line, walking past the line. In America, people would have been like, like, I paid thousands of dollars. Like what's going on? Like the show's about to start.

These people did not. And I go, we're going to miss lover. I was just kind of like already telling them like, this isn't good. Let's all unite. Like, this is BS. We didn't miss lover. They were right to be.

But no one seemed perturbed. No one was upset. They just they're not losing their marbles. Right. They're not having anxiety. But they live longer than Americans. They're one of the happiest countries in the world. It shows.

And so the first night I just thought, OK, that's just that's just the Holland way of like they're not going to lose their shit. They're they of the happiest countries in the world. It shows. And so the first night I just thought, okay, that's just, that's just the Holland way of like, they're not going to lose their shit. They're, they're having fun. They're singing all the lyrics. They know the stuff, but it just didn't feel, you didn't feel it in your bones. Like you feel it second night though. Oh, it was bone rattling.

Like something happened. So, um, so then second night then second night was amazing. And I'm going to tell you what happened where I went a little bit viral again, or I made the news after this break again. Oh, okay. Because it happened after the third show. Great tease. They're going to hear a bunch of, what ads are they going to hear?

You know how I tease? Do you know? Oh my God. So many ads. Oh God. I can't even wait. I'm so excited. Wait till you hear about those promo codes.

They're exciting. Unpredictable too. It might be't even wait. I'm so excited for you guys. When you hear about those promo codes, they're exciting. Unpredictable, too. It might be my name. Who knows? But how do you spell it? I don't know. N-I-K-K-I. All right.

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The podcast also has content you can't get anywhere else, like extended interviews and a roundup of the weekly headlines. Listen to The Daily Show Ears Edition on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Okay, so we're back. So then the third night, again, just cacophonous, insane crowd, even better than the second night. Yeah, you said it was amazing.

And Taylor even was like, guys, did you save your energy for the third show so it was interesting did she say that yeah she said that she goes i'm don't tell the first two shows but something is different this night and it was third night was so amazing and i was so happy because my dad was there and got to see it and and we were in a better spot than the first show he saw to see the screens and why were you guys fighting what you said we were in a better spot than the first show he saw to see the screens. And the screens are really beautiful. What? You said you were in a better spot. Yeah, my dad emotionally and I, actually, we kind of were.

I've had a couple moments on this trip. When you're traveling with your parents and you're alone, you turn into a teenager again, where you're kind of a brat. And I've had to apologize for some behavior. You regress. So how was it different having your dad there? Was it, were you nervous? Do you are you able to just block because sometimes when you take somebody to a concert, you feel like you're responsible for their fun. he understands the extent of how happy she makes me and i think i like to really exude that even more that because i know it makes him happy to see me happy and he maybe understands it more and isn't as um you know a little like uh what's what's the what's the word i'm looking for

um where you kind of roll your eyes about it cynical cynical about it and i can see the sincerity that that i have for it because after the first show he was like everyone knows all the words and i'm like i know all the words yes everyone i'm not i'm not alone in this obsession also he might think what you're like kind of maybe a the most obsessed person with taylor and then he gets there and he's like, oh, Nikki's just normal. No, many women are autistic. Within this context. This is the only context where my daughter is completely normal. Totally. And maybe that's why he was crying. He was like, she's not special.

Or no, she's not weird. Yeah, she's not weird. She's not a lunatic. Yeah, that could have. But he's a big music guy. He's a Beatles guy. But he just, when he goes to concerts, he just just he will just nod his head slowly and just like like almost a bobblehead that um is in a point to tremor earthquake just like very subtle like someone

shook a desk and walked by it like just nodding his head gently at a raucous song you know like he does and which is weird because he's a musician he might be dutch man it's like he was being so dutch so um and he split all the bills with me on all the meals so he's gone he's going dutch so he um he it was nice to see him see oh man i'm trying so he. So after. So the third show was crazy. We're leaving. And on the way out, we we always leave when I'm okay leaving for Mastermind and Karma. There's just two songs left and although I had a feeling, I knew Travis was there so she was going to do the famous Karma is the guy on the Chiefs coming straight home to me.

Oh, he does that when he's there? Yes. Oh, that's kind of nice. Oh, you've got a Travis. So this is what happens. So on the way out, I'm walking out and we're going down these escalators to get to the exit and all of a sudden I see this guy dressed in all white, white pants, white shirt, looking really like put together with like a greenish hat on. And I go, God, that looks like Travis. And he's kind of like running, not running, but walking at a fast clip.

And I go, is that Travis? And I go, no, because it it doesn't it looks like someone who's dressed as Travis for the event. And he has like a new Heights hat on his podcast. it looked like the hat that i have that's a new height set so i go that's not travis that's someone that's like dressed as travis and this is all within seconds because it's very quick and then i go oh my god no that is travis because there's a security guard with him and i can see he's he's going back to meet her and you know him you were on a tv yeah i did a tv show with him like i've met him he's said my name on his podcast like so i was like oh oh, that'd be,

if I would have run into him, even, I don't even know if I would have been like, it's Nikki Glaser. Like I'm even annoyed at myself for even thinking that I would do that. So I might not have done that, but I didn't have the chance to, cause he was already below us going down the escalator

that we were just now boarding on. So he was like, you know, one level below, but it was enough for me to scream, we love you travis which the swifties do we're obsessed with their relationship and we love how happy he makes her and we had just seen it that's a real thing everybody's into travis oh my god we're so universally loved because she did three songs that night um in her mashup that were one was so high school which is about him and the other two were songs she's written previously, but we know that she put So High School

in the middle of them to indicate that these two songs now gave a Travis vibe for her. And they're about growing old with someone and finding your person. And so we just know she's so in love. Like, it's just so sweet. And so we love him. And I do love Travis.

I met him. I admire that he went on stage and did the bit with her. And I thought he was so funny in it. And I think he's great. I just love him. I admire that he went on stage and did the bit with her. And I thought he was so funny in it. And I think he's great. I just love him. And I hear he's good at football. I hear he's pretty darn good. I don't know the game much.

He's one of the best tight ends ever. He's one of the best tight ends ever. No, I'm joking because I don't understand football exactly as much as I'd want to. But I did write you the other night to explain something to me. Oh, yeah. We haven't done that yet. Let me just get really quickly. So I, I, right after this happens, I go, let me just make a selfie. Maybe I'll put this on my Instagram story that we saw Travis.

When I take selfie videos, I don't know, or like any kind of video. I don't know if I'm going to post it. I'm just like making content and we'll see if it sticks. So I took a video of like, we just saw Travis and I told the story and I sent it to Emily, my girl being like, is this TikTok worthy? And I didn't even know she posted on TikTok because I don't want to look. I don't want to see the comments. I don't want to see likes. I just want to just, and she posted on TikTok. And then yesterday we get to Zurich and later in the night, I see an Us Weekly headline that says Nikki Glaser was flustered seeing Travis Kelsey at Taylor Swift show. Nikki Glaser. Okay. Us Weekly headline that says, Nikki Glaser was flustered seeing Travis Kelsey

at Taylor Swift's show. Nikki Glaser, okay, Us Weekly, the caption. Nikki Glaser loves Travis Kelsey and her reaction to running into him during the last night's Aris tour show in Amsterdam is priceless. Read more at the link in bio. And I saw that and you didn't know it

because I just didn't want to make it a thing, but I was fucking panicking because I don't like people to try to insert themselves in taylor swift to get headlines yeah and that is not what i was trying to do i don't like when people talk about taylor swift so that they can get headlines i've even accused some people of doing it in the past when i was wrong and they were it was the same thing that just happened to me they're true fan they talk about her and then but there are people that use her and for clips if they know that if they mention her they're gonna get likes i really promise you i am not

making taylor swift content for the likes i'm doing it to supply swifties with stuff that i think will interest them because i'm a swifty and i know what interests swifties in fact when i tape at eris tour and i'm recording all this footage i really now i know why i'm going to so many shows it's so i can make great footage because there are swifties that have reached out to me that said you have the best footage fan footage of taylor swift we have ever seen you're doing it for the on my stories and i get so much feedback and i'm i i'm not saying i'm doing it all for them because obviously i'm having a fun time but i am making amazing videos that are fun to watch if you're a swifty captiv captivating to watch. Right. Parts of the show that have not been captured that I've seen in the ways that I'm capturing them.

So I'm not just going in vain. I decided three shows ago that I was like, okay, Nikki, you don't get to enjoy this concert because you're actually going to document it for people. You need to spend time making these shots as beautiful as you can, making sure you're getting the right angles. Telling the story. Yeah. And I really am trying to do that now. And it's diminishing my enjoyment of the show for it i'm not saying that i'm a hero what a saint but i am saying i'm a saint okay not a hero but a saint an anti-hero so anyway i read that headline and i like in my soul i was like freaking out because

i'm like i never want taylor swift to think that I am putting her boyfriend's name and something to try to get her attention. And, and I also hope that they don't think that I was saying like, I love you, Travis. Like I love you. You weren't trying to get attention. I was just saying,

we love you, Travis, for him to know that Swifties are so happy. They're in love. Like, not like I just didn't want anyone to, I didn't want her. I was really thinking about her.

I'm not even looking at it. Cause it's none of my business. I just know like when you said it, no, everyone was just kind of, it was Holland, man. They didn't want her. I was really thinking about her. I'm not even looking at it because it's none of my business. I just can't. No, like when you said it. No. Everyone was just kind of, it was Holland, man. They didn't give a shit. Oh, yeah, they don't care.

They literally did not give a shit. And so my parents are freaking out. They're like, I can't believe you just saw Travis. Because they barely saw it. They were like, I thought it was a big guy in a white outfit. So anyway, I was panicking in my heart. We went to dinner. I was kind of in a bad mood because I'm like, oh my God are gonna think that I'm using her and she's gonna think I'm using her

to get headlines she's never ever gonna want to even like know me or like I'm just like a nuisance to her at this point probably and I should just shut the fuck up and I can't believe this and I was embarrassed and then I remembered it's gonna go away so fast and it's no one's going to talk about it and it doesn't matter. And only Us Weekly is going to post this and no one's going to see it. And then I just forgave myself for it. I had a nice night and I tucked it away and I did not let it bother me. And I because because of what happened with my parents earlier, I was like, I'm just going to treat it like that and know that this is going to go away and that no one's going to pick it up and make it into something that's not. Is it going to affect the way you do other things in the future so that you don't get.

Yes. Bust like, you know, called out for something like that. I think it's smart. I think it's just going to make me more mindful about the things I say and to be more authentic in how I speak and think about like, if the person that I wouldn't want to see the sees it what do I want to see what do I want to say yeah and so it'll make me actually more authentic and not as like just going for a laugh yeah or whatever I just I think it actually is a good thing it's gonna make me just live my life more like without I'm just gonna be myself and but think about how I want to be myself. So actually it's calculated. I don't know.

Final thought. What the hell does it mean? I was reading about NFL scoring because I really want to understand the game of football in a way that is like really, really in-depth. Like I think I might want to take a course or something. I was looking up NFL scoring. I understand touchdowns.

I understand field goals. Can I interrupt? Yeah. Instead of that final thought, you had a Julie lunch story. Oh, yeah. Did you tell that one? No, but today at lunch,

we went to a place and we got there. We walk up and there's like a snooty guy at the front. Like he's the host or whatever. Oh, and I go. I know. I know you, you, your face during the story. So. Oh, and I go, I know, I know you, you,

your face during the story. So we walk up and I go, um, do you guys have, uh, I go, uh, table for four.

And he goes, do you have a reservation? And I go, the place is literally empty. Literally nobody else is there. Dozens of tables. I'm talking like 24 tables. That place is huge.

And I go, no, but do you think you can fit us in? As like a joke. I wasn't trying to be rude. You're being folksy. I was being, I was trying to be funny. I wasn't trying to be rude.

It does, I could understand how it could come off rude, but I go, no, we don't. But do you think you could fit us in? Like, I guess he didn't like it. I'm drinking a Starbucks. We look American. I'm sure he's just like, fuck these people. Who knows what happened in his day?

So he sat us we're um sitting there and i have my starbucks cup on the table by the way i knew there was a part of my mind that was like nikki or even though you don't need a drink order one because you don't want them to think that they're missing out on a sale because you brought in your dirty starbucks cup so i've got a coke zero even though i didn't want one then 10 minutes into our meal my starbucks cup has been on the table the whole time it's full by the way and it's not a dirty looking one it's clean looking it's nice it has a nice straw like I've I'm not I'm not like shaking the ice around and sucking on it and

biting the straw like a a heathen he goes ma'am do you you want me to throw this away for you he's not our waiter by the way and I go no it's literally half full it's a venti iced thing and it's half full and he goes do you want me to throw that away for you and i go oh no um i go oh sorry i'll put it on the ground he goes yes please and i am like and then my mom is raging she goes why did he make you do that and i go because it's just trashy looking and they want the table so i mean it bothered me but i got it you know like i already felt ashamed by it when i walked in. So I kind of knew. You knew. So I put it down.

No problem. And my mom is just incensed. And she's sitting. He's behind me at this point. But my mom is facing him and is just looking at him. And she goes, oh, I hate him. And he's he's she goes, my hatred for him. He's going to come all over my face.

And we go, what? And she goes, he's going to come on my face. How how what and she goes he's gonna come on my face that how how i feel about him he's gonna come i don't know why she chose to say it like that but she didn't isn't that what she said yeah she said it was crazy she said he's gonna come on my face and we go what and then she started laughing and um and then she goes or my food at this point because i hate him so much or she goes no probably your food nicky he's gonna come in that so she was hilarious and um and that was that story just but she just kept going back to it too i was let me see the picture that you took oh i took a picture of you got yeah you looking your face was so funny because you were just so disturbed

by her comment in the most in the perfect way you look really handsome there she is such a delight gold yeah when we were in amsterdam and my dad we went to the taylor swift show the second night um or the first and second night my mom and i went alone and my dad hung back we were there the first day and we're walking around the red light district and um well we're there the night before the first show. And my dad's like, I'll come back to here tomorrow. Maybe,

uh, you know, step into one of these places. My mom goes, you should, you should. And I go, really?

He should. And she was like, I don't care. And I go, yes, you do. And then today we were talking about it. And,

uh, I guess my dad joked about it to you or something. And I go, I go, Chris, my mom literally was like you should ej get something i don't care and she goes i didn't say that i go yes you didn't you go and i go actually you go you should pay me i can see my mom being like you should pay me yeah um so bottom line is i'm trying to figure out football and I don't know what a safety is. But now I realize it's when you get tackled in your own end zone. In your own end zone. Yeah.

Or you fumble the ball in your own end zone. No, it would be a tackle or or a fumble either way. So like when they hike the ball to the quarterback and he is going to throw it and then they they tackle him, that would be a safety. Yes. If he is not moving forward, he or a running back is moving backward or has just moved backwards, and they have not made enough progress in the field of play, then yes.

Past the field of play. So if you go past the line, if you go past the end zone or even the line of scrimmage and somebody pushes you back, that's not a safety. Oh. Forward progress is a big deal.

Because you did go forward a little bit. But if somebody gets, if they hike the ball to the quarterback, he's already in the end zone and he gets tackled in there or the running back, whatever it is, they would- Or the tight end. That'd be a safety. Not Travis Kelsey because he would never get tackled. He would never. He would never get-

He would never do that. What is it called? Get a safety? He would never get, like if Tom Brady got tackled in the end zone- For safety he he got for a safety no he how would you say well you wouldn't say tackled for a safe well how would you say like there was a safety like what how do you say it like because it doesn't make sense because i know there's also a position called the safety yes yeah that's so how would you say if like they got a safety um that's other team like what how do you use the word safety that's a safety oh oh hey bob so there's been a safety on the play yeah oh it's a safety

you would say that at a party yeah to your friend oh yeah oh safety nachos yeah if you're eating nachos with the guys my guys and you go oh yeah, oh, safety. Yeah. Could you just say safety? That's a safety. Yeah. That's a safety. Or you just be like, yeah, safety. Okay, safety is starting to sound like one of those words that doesn't make sense anymore

because we've said it so much. So I'm going to safely get us out of this. Thank you for listening to the podcast. We will be back next week in studio with Brian Frangie. Oh, he wasn't on the show today because we have a bad connection in this hostel in Zurich, but he will be back with us on Tuesday next week. So thank you so much for listening.

Hope you guys are having a great summer. Dates coming up include Charlotte this Friday. That's tomorrow in Charlotte. And then on Saturday, I'm going to be in Hyannis, Massachusetts. Oh, sorry. I'm going to be in Charlotte on Saturday. I'll be in Hyannis, Massachusetts. Sorry, I'm going to be in Charlotte on Saturday. I'll be in Hyannis, Massachusetts on Sunday. And then the following week, I will be in Vegas at the Venetian with David Spade.

Friday and Saturday. Amazing shows. Those will sell out. But you could plan a trip last minute right now and get tickets and go. And then the following week, I'm going to be somewhere. Oh, maybe nowhere. I think I'm off that week. We should do something.

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