The Nikki Glaser Podcast - #460 Travel HELL, Chris' Ex & Nikki’s Latest Confrontations

Episode Date: August 9, 2024

When your vacation plans get rerouted from Vienna to Washington, D.C., having the right squad makes all the difference. Nikki, Chris, her sister Lauren, and her brother-in-law Matt turned their unexpected detour into a bestie hang. Nikki shares amusing stories of some unwarranted confrontations she faced at the airport and a museum. Chris observed that Nikki’s quick decisions are a key to her success, though they come with their own costs. Matt recounts a memorable fight he had over Lauren and Chris explains how his ex girlfriend is linked to her. Pedro Pascal’s adorable hand-holding leads them to a lighthearted discussion about celebrities universally liked. They plan an ideal museum visit, play a Smithsonian association game and highlight stuff that dads like. In Final Thought, they wrap up by reflecting on their now-unfulfilled hopes for the Eras Tour. Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free, and get exclusive bonus content: https://apple.co/nikkiglaserpodcast  . Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The Nikki Glaser Podcast Nikki Glaser Podcast turn to again i'm here with my um most loved possessions um i don't know we're not i don't know do you possess us i possess love for you my most loved people in my life uh chris convey is here hello my boyfriend hello he said we have to project don't tell me what to do you always protect on me anyways psychologically um and then my sister lauren hello nice to be here and my brother-in-law matthew green hello were you gonna give yourself a clap i don't know you were gonna clap You were going to clap, and then it went into a bow. You bowed to yourself. Okay, so why are we in Dulles? Why are we in Washington, D.C.? Which, by the way, when, well, I'll get to it later, but what happened yesterday? Anyone want to top us off? I mean, what didn't happen yesterday?

Am I right? Question. Okay, so we were all headed to Vienna to go see Taylor Swift and just to have a good vacation. Lauren and Matt have three kids. They have not been on a vacation away from their kids, even for a bathroom break. That's true. Seven and a half years. Probably.

Yeah, since their oldest was born. And so they were getting away for the first time. They took me up on an offer that they couldn't refuse, and, uh, we were all gonna go see Taylor Swift together. We boarded the plane yesterday in St. Louis at, uh, 11 a.m., just flying through the skies. Do you ever think back before an airline catastrophe, not, like, a real one where there's a crash, but, like, one of these, and you, like, think of how naive you were? were like i keep thinking back to that flight and being like oh i remember i was reading my steve martin book and just like planning what i was gonna where we might have lunch at

newark during our layover before vienna like just a dreamer i didn't even know we were circling i was so engrossed in below deck he said you like, do you know what's happening? And I was like, no. And she's like, oh, we're going to Dulles instead of Newark. Yeah. And then I was like, oh, okay. But apparently we had been circling for like an hour. It was the longest flight you can imagine. It was.

We knew something was wrong, but they didn't tell us anything for like an hour. Yeah, I kept looking down, peeping for the ground. It was just circles. So, no, what happened was there was an announcement. And I usually miss those announcements because I am listening to blaring white noise on my AirPods. With Jason Mraz? Yeah. Lucky we're in love with my best friend.

Which Lord and I saw last week. And we resent your comment don't talk about him he is white and he does make noise but that is all we will admit to about that comment sorry you didn't say white scatting he did do some scatting he's kind of moved beyond the scatting does anybody move are you ever allowed to move we can't forget the scatting. No. His memoir is going to be called Beyond the Scatting. So, no, you, so I got, like, I could tell because you were so chill that you had not heard the news. Not that you would, like, freak out.

You're always chill. So I was kind of like, maybe you had heard it and were just being so cool. But, um, but then you, you, I looked over at you kind of like merg and you handed me your phone and said is it crazy that i got i got emotional reading this do you remember what you oh yeah yeah will you tell them what were you reading you will i guess i should find it somebody tweeted out uh representative dean phillips the minnesota democrat who waged the futile challenge against president biden in the democratic primaries praised the selection of his state's governor, saying, This is about, oh, Tim.

Okay, sorry. Tim Walz can fix a lawnmower, fire a cannon, and fiercely protect women's freedoms all in one day. It's pretty good. It's so good. I thought it was like a bit of a badass quote. And he turned to me with tears in his eyes. Couldn't care less about women's freedoms, but that fixing a lawnmower. Really identified with that part.

It was John Deere to your heart. But this guy. He liked it. I really liked it. But that, man, what a great, just, that guy seems like a great person. Oh, he seems amazing. Such a contrast to all these other things we've been seeing. And we're like, my God, he's like surrounded by students that love him.

He seems funny. Yes. It's just like, this is what we want. He is such, like someone just wrote to me. I forget who on Instagram. I posted something about him on instagram and someone wrote back to me and said i've never stand a politician before but i guess this is the first time like stand like stand like oh like the m&m thing yeah like if you fan stand you let you stand fish like if you're a diehard fan it's called standing you guys never heard that i'm not trying

to be cool i thought it was a known standing no okay it's from the fish song it's from the m&m song oh stan like yeah the where he's like i can't stand this conversation right but she said it's i've never stand a politician before and i felt felt the same way. Like, last night, Chris was in the bathroom and just, like, brushing his teeth. Or, no, you're taking a shower. And then you came out 10 minutes later and were like, did you scream? And I was like, I don't know. And I go, oh, yeah, I did. Because I was like, babe!

Because I wanted you to see his speech. Did you guys see the clip of his speech? Yeah. Where he says, J.D. Vance, I'd love to debate you if you can get up off the couch. To reference him allegedly having sex on the couch is so funny.

Oh, I didn't even get that. Sick burn. Yeah, yeah. It was like, it was so subtle and so funny. And I know that they're going to be like, oh, you stoop so low as to make a

joke about this thing that isn't even true but like we're just joining you and also it was a it was death and it was like perfect and it was yeah it was so funny i like him because he doesn't seem like a politician because everything we're talking about is like not a characteristic politician he seems like a good guy he's seems like a real person. He seems like he taught social studies. He knows about the government and how it's supposed to work. Did you hear his response to people saying, he looks way older than 60.

And he said, well, if you've had lunchroom duty for 20 years, you'd release a horse too. God. So, Chris was crying about that quote. I didn't. I wasn't. He he's weeping he had to use the bark bag to catch his tears it was nuts i was just filled with emotion it was so sweet haven't cried since 1989 when you were eight years old what happened you skinned my knee are you talking about taylor swift's album no yes thank you nice one that

was really good yeah that was really good matt this was good oh yeah you bowing to the camera was good matt so then we're circling dullis um trying to um because they're like and we're circling dulles um trying to um because they're like we're supposed to land in newark yeah we're supposed to start we're supposed to land in newark to go to vienna we're circling newark they're like then they let us know nope we're being rerouted to dulles because we're running out of fuel so we go land in dulles and um we get off the plane. It is mayhem inside. We get in line, um, to talk to the front desk. Um, you guys know the old story. We don't, this is just a bad travel day. They have no information for us.

We then almost split up. So we almost go, here's the thing. Can I just give some advice to besties? Never leave your bags. If your bags are on a flight going somewhere and you get diverted and they try to, your bags are going to that place, you're going to the other place, stay with the bags if you can.

And that was my motto of the day. But then we talked about it and we were like, okay, the bags will eventually make it. We can just shop for new stuff. Let's just try to get out of Dulles and go to Vienna. So, but there's only two seats available on two different get out of Dulles and go to Vienna. So, but there's only two seats available on two different flights leaving from Dulles to Vienna. So then we decide to split up. Lauren and Matt are going to go through London. So long, London. And Matt, or,

and, uh, uh, Chris and I are going to go through Hamburg. And so we decide, yep, let's leave our bags. Let's go on these separate voyages and And we'll meet in Vienna about seven hours difference each. And so Matt and Lauren agree. These two, man, those two ladies. We were tricked. I feel like we were forced. We were having a conversation about what we were going to do. And it took about 15 seconds.

30 seconds. And within that time, we all lost our flights. And we couldn't get them back. Sorry, the seats were taken. And she yelled at me about, well, guys, we don't have enough time. There's a whole line of people. We don't have time for you to debate. And I go, I think I don't ever get yappy with those girls.

But I go, I think it took 15 seconds for me to talk about whether or not I should abandon my back. Like, I go, I'm allowed 15 seconds to decide. If anyone in the world, I am the most cognizant of people in line behind me struggling. I will never waste anyone's time. And you're the quickest decision maker I've ever met. And that's a good thing and a bad thing. But you are the quickest by far I've ever met. Well, Chris had a really good point last night about my quick decision making because I was lamenting. So it ends up blah, blah, blah. We that flight, we get back on

the flight from Dulles to Newark. We get back on. We wait, wait, wait. And they go, we have to deplane again. So then we're just left and we're stuck in Dulles. We decide to spend the night in Dulles. We're going to get our bags in the morning and then we are going to go from Dulles to Vienna all together on a different flight today at 845 p.m. We were supposed to be our bags in the morning, and then we are going to go from Dulles to Vienna all together on a different flight today at 8.45 p.m. We were supposed to be in Vienna. We were already supposed to be in Vienna for seven hours at this point right now, and now we're not leaving here for another 10 hours. Anyway, doesn't matter. We're still going.

Life is great. What a joy. We get to ride in the sky like a bird. We got to eat dinner in a boardroom. Yeah. like a bird um we got to eat dinner in a boardroom yeah so well i was lamenting last night that i we got we did get a voucher for a free hotel room for each of us which is nice at a double tree and then we later on i was like double tree promise the double tree promise is that you get two cookies upon check-in and someone has shit in your tub within the past two weeks

that's the double tree promise watch my, now nominated for an Emmy, called I Hope Someday You'll Die. I almost said Good Clean Film. I have so many. I can't keep track. And so then we, so last night we're in bed and I was like kind of being like sad about the fact that. Well, how, what was your state of being like sad about the fact that uh well how what was your state of mind basically the whole time I was miserable all day long because I have to shoot a bunch of I have to do a bunch of zoom calls because I'm nominated for Emmy I don't know if

you guys knew that but being nominated for an Emmy means you have to like promote that you're nominated for an Emmy to Emmy voters there's like it's stage two voting that starts August 8th and we need like, there's different stages of it. And you need to get people to vote for your Emmy. It's ruined your life. It's kind of brought a lot of turmoil into my life because I have to do zoom calls and look appropriate and look,

men are so lucky that they don't have to do hair and makeup. I am just saying, I've said it before. I've said it again. It is such a joy to be a man in that respect because they just go i get asked all the time make make a promo video to promote your shows in sacramento we need a video to do this and it's like but i need to look like i look on tv for these people to come see me i know that not everyone's an idiot and thinks i

always look that way but you want to look a little bit presentable. Ladies know. What do you say to people that are like, you don't have to wear makeup? I say, you haven't seen me without makeup. Do you want to see how bad it gets? Because I'll send you the video and then you will need CGI experts to make this look in a way that doesn't give people pink eye upon seeing it. So, But you don't have makeup on right now. You agree? No, I do. But I also have glasses that are covering half my face and a hat. And this is my podcast, and I feel less pressure about this.

Because this... People hear. Because no one watches this on YouTube. Don't look at the numbers. No offense. Most people listen to this, thank God. And so... But the thing that I have to record, let me just be quite honest about the thing that I'm nervous about,

is there's this for your consideration event for HBO, where all HBO talent is there. Anyone nominated for an Emmy within the HBO circus is there. And they're going to just toss to a video of me being like sorry i can't make it thank you so much h like and i don't even know what it's supposed to be i've been writing my publicist being like is this a thank you speech to hbo are voters there do i say vote for me like what do and it's literally still unclear i do not know what i'm supposed to say i'm supposed to just make a joke about going to see taylor swift and i go but isn't that gonna make it seem like i don't

care about the emmy voters that i'm not there and i'm going to see tay a joke about going to see Taylor Swift. And I go, but isn't that going to make it seem like I don't care about the Emmy voters, that I'm not there and I'm going to see Taylor Swift? And she was like, well, you joke about it. You're special. I'm confused. But can you write anybody that has done that and say, what did you say in your video? Thank God my amazing assistant, Jen, looked up past videos of people that sent in and gave me some examples.

So I will watch those before i do it so anyway last night i was looking at the app that they the united gave us free hotel and they gave us 15 meal vouchers which can get you a dasani water at most hudson news wait 15 i thought it was 30 15 each no no i think it was two no it was 30 each but 215 vouchers per person oh really yeah okay i take it back thank you united two waters yes a water and um half a taylor swift commemorative magazine um and then so uh but then i was like oh i just you know sometimes like when you get an email from united with a bunch of useful information they'll just throw in like ads for uber you know like you'll just get an ad so i thought it was just an ad for lyft but it was a voucher for lyft and i could have gotten a

black car lyft black car that ended up costing me a hundred dollars to get a i got us a black car from the airport last night and i do have $100 to willy nilly spend but it would have been nice I'm just saying it would have been nice to use the free one which I did not use well can we use it today well I was complaining to Chris I was like I just like don't look at things long

enough if someone else would have gotten this email they obviously would have seen this like I just like zoom past things and Chris had a really great thing to say to me. It was, Nikki makes such fast decisions about everything, right? And she's moving at like this kind of a different speed.

And so because she's making fast decisions, she has become successful. I think, I think it's like one of the reasons, but it comes at a cost. And that cost is a hundred dollar lifts from the airport so because she's scanning things and making quick quick decisions i'm making more money ultimately ultimately you're getting out on these little you're you're making more progress than people that are like thinking

about it for four days like i would and but i wouldn't miss the lift taxi thing but not doesn't matter because nikki's outperformed those types of mistakes and that made me feel better like if you if you focus on things that you always do wrong think about the ways in which they are improving your life instead of the things that you're just like i'm always forgetting this like lauren what's the thing you always do that i always do wrong yeah like what's the thing that you're constantly like like i move too fast and I don't look at details and I always miss details. And then I miss, I get so frustrated with myself.

Um, I mean, I mess up with dates all the time. Like I, I get, I, I see a date and I think like, Oh,

that's when that thing is. And then I will like somehow misconstrued it and turn it into a new date and set that in my mind that that is the actual date. And then I like will miss appointments. You convince yourself like, no, no, it's always been this date. Yeah, I don't know how I do that. But yeah. And then so I think that's benefiting you. How?

Yeah. Oh, sometimes you miss things that you never wanted to go. Oh, yeah. I think that's what it is I think there are dates about things that you're dreading and then you get out of them consciously my mind is like yes yes you never really wanted to do this in the first place and you didn't really have to because is your life working great right now is everything great yeah it's fine then

everything okay is everything great with you? Pretty much. Everything is good. What do you have to complain about? This video that I have to make. And figuring out how to make it funny while also thinking, like, oh my god, Kristen Wiig is going to be watching this. Or whatever. Who's on HBO?

Oh, what's his name? The Last of Us. Oh, Larry David. Oh, Pedro Pascal. Last of Us. Oh, Larry David. Pedro Pascal. Yeah, I got to know Larry David last. I have to make Pedro Pascal feel no anxiety because sometimes he gets anxious and he has to hold someone's hand.

Have you guys seen that? No. Why would you do that? So cute. Why don't you just talk to Pedro Pascal? Oh, that's funny. I wish I was there because I want you to hold my hand. Yes.

Because everyone did see that clip, right? No, I didn't see that. It should just be a plea to Pedro Pascal to hold my because everyone did see that clip right no I didn't see that it should just be a plea to Pedro Pascal well if you didn't and then be like oh yeah I didn't do Miami's Matt only watches canoe videos so it is Instagram okay we'll tell you what happened we'll talk about it we'll tell you what we're all watching

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So the video, Matt, that you missed was Pedro Pascal is on, is in like some kind of like, not red carpet, kind of red carpet thing. Premiere. Premiere thing where they're being interviewed. And it said, it's telling us what to feel about this clip,

the text, but it's like sometimes Pedro Pascal suffers from from you know anxiety and and he needs like human contact yeah calm him down yes he needs i love that we all saw this same clip and he needs human contact to calm him down it's like an american tale and then he like you see him just like gracefully touch this woman's shoulder the next to him that his cast mate and then she just like reflexively just puts out her hand for him to hold and then they hold hands and he like seems to have more confidence and it's

so fucking cute so cute god he is just i think there's some people there's some celebrities that no one dislikes we got dolly pardon we got pedro pascal we got um that's it I think I asked somebody who worked Betty White on SNL who their favorite like their favorite person that came through is

and they said Pedro Pascal oh my god yeah he might be perfect he might he seems perfect well easy

perfect anybody with a Latin flair is perfect is that why you're trying to wear a chain we don't need to talk about that yet Anybody with a Latin flair is perfect. Oh my God. Is that why you're trying to wear a chain? We don't need to talk about that yet. We'll get to Matt's chain.

He's actually from Brazil originally. Pedro? Yes. I don't think he is. Oh, no, no, no. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Oh, boy. I was confusing him. That's a Spanish teacher.

That's racist. With the guy that played. He was in that show on Narcos. Narcos? Yes, Narcos. Okay. That's a Spanish teacher. That's racist. With the guy that played... He was in that show on Netflix. Narcos? Narcos. Yes, Narcos. Okay.

Do you watch Narcos with no subtitles, and can you get by? Because you're... My sister's fluent in Spanish. Oh, I love subtitles. I like to read subtitles when I'm watching. No, but can you watch a Spanish show? Can you watch Dora the Explorer? Oh, I can.

There's a lot of slang. There's a lot of Colombian slang. In Narcos. It's like, it's hard because every country has their own dialect. He's Chilean and American. Okay, never mind. I was thinking of the guy that played thank you no drugs smuggler on narcos he was brazilian but he had an amazing ability to just like pick up but do you know what i'm

talking about there's some celebrities that have no like there's no tension around them for people they're just like and both sides love them they're usually women who are old um and non-threatening. But Dolly Parton wasn't always old and non-threatening. Yeah. Or they're men. I feel like J-Law has gotten and Emma Stone.

Oh yeah, you're right. There's a lot of love for Emma Stone. What about Will Ferrell? There's like a weird group of people and they're very uncool who will be like, you know, I don't really think he's funny. And you're like, you're out of your mind. You know who doesn't think he's funny? He's the greatest

American. Oh, he, by the way, is the CEO and namesake of the Big Money Players, which is my network. There's just the biggest douchebags on the planet and there's not very many of them we'll try to be interesting people by being like yes i don't they do that with everybody though like oh i don't think this absolute gem of a human being is that good yeah yeah and i know

one of them and it's the one glitch in this person's opinion can you name names well i i feel bad like yeah isn't that insane he's like i don't get it and it's like well you there you need to go be taken to a hospital if you don't think will ferrell's funny it's crazy people i mean he's he's guy. Greatest taste in music that I know. Yeah. But that's a blind spot. It's a huge blind spot. And I think that he just hasn't been-

Are you rethinking your entire childhood? No, I'm thinking of examples of people that are like wildly loved. Well, who- Jimmy Fallon, I feel like, has that. No! Are you kidding me? There's so many people that- Really?

Yes, people. I love Jimmy Fallon it not a simpleton there's a backlash on all the late night guys yeah not you canoe video not a backlash it's there you know some people are like i hate this one and i love that one it's competitive so right kind of automatically have to say you don't like other ones to like doesn't everybody still love justin timberlake no you are i know that okay jennifer aniston everyone loves jennifer i feel like she also obama um yeah there's just some people and i always am like how do you how do you thread that needle and be that person but the thing is uh you just can't people are just gonna not like you sometimes

but have you has anyone ever not liked you do you have you ever heard rumors of like a teacher or a student who didn't like you and you're just like why um i've like not gotten along with some co-workers i actually just won. Well, how does that happen? Always butting heads. What's his name? No, it's a female teacher. And how, what, you don't have to go into it. I just thought she was like rude a lot of times, very curt with certain people.

And so, and everyone would just give her a pass and be like, well, that's just how she is. And I was like, no, you're not allowed to treat people that way. And I would call her out for it. And I was the only person that would actually, like, stand up to her. And we always, like, butted heads. I mean, for, like, ten years, every couple years, we'd have, like. Like a moment? Did other coworkers know, like, Lauren and this person?

Very uncomfortable moments where we'd be, like, have a staff meeting and I would, like, say something and then she would take it offensively and it would, like, shut down. And we would not talk for, like, weeks. Oh, my God. Whoa. It's a lonely place to be when you're the only person that calls out somebody who is acting cool. And no one would pick a side because everyone wanted to keep the peace. Because everyone's scared of this woman, probably. Oh, very scared of her.

Have you ever had enemies? Yeah. Really? Yes. He's our boss. Well, yes, that was one. But the biggest one was in college, Lauren and I had to secretly date. And then because it was my roommate at the time,

yeah, he did not like that Lauren and I started dating. Really? It ended in a fist fight. What? Wait, why? I've never punched anybody in my life. We never heard this story? No.

Yes, you have. Wait, why? Did he love you? No, maybe. I hope, probably. I hope. Probably. I wouldn't blame him. He was just.

I did wear a chain back then. I bet you anything it was because he felt your friendship was threatened and you weren't getting, he wasn't getting any more time with you. And he was a little bit gay for you. Which is no harm. You think he was just into Lauren? No, he. No.

Really? Was he into you? Yes. Oh, that's it no i didn't know it oh i thought i thought it was an i didn't realize that was it did he start with a t uh no oh who was that when did this happen talk about this off camera oh my god so he had a crush on lauren and was upset that you were with her yeah he thought he thought that the way... He was trying to, like... He thought that Matt understood that he was pursuing me, but it was like we were always just friends, and I was like, no. I love that it comes down to, like,

it's not that Lauren doesn't like me. I'm going to beat this guy up, and then she'll like me. It's like, what? You called him a snake in the ground? Yeah, you didn't beat me up for the record. Or he thought he was going to beat you up and then win her for some reason. Like that would win her. It just got weird.

There was just a lot of animosity. And it was like, Lauren at one point was like, you either, we can't have a secret relationship. We got to end this. So it came to a head. And. Did you get some good licks in i i uh there was a there was a bleeding no way there was yeah he just like attacked you i got attacked um hilariously one of the moves in the whole thing had happened in in the hallway of of our apartment and there was some swinging and like on

the ground wrestling and at one point he tried to give me a like an atomic wedgie i kid you not my underwear ripped when he did it oh my god was anybody else around yeah you were there i was there no it was wild let me guess you guys were drunk no completely it was like daytime middle of the day it was not like it was not a late night it was literally no it was like it was like he came home it was you know probably friday kicking off the weekend and he came home lauren and i were there with two other friends and we were just enjoying the afternoon and then he came secretly dating yeah well he knew at that point but he turned on music got really loud and then got really weird and then what's he doing now he was in his room closed the door like blaring music and yeah it

was just like a it was weird it was it got weird and then lauren always had guys that liked her so much that they would get, like, insane. You drive men crazy. That was, like, the only time that was a weird situation. No, I feel like there were other times in, like, high school and stuff where guys would get, like, too big of crushes on you and then act a fool. What about the one time that you got into a physical fight in third grade with Gary? I didn't get in a physical fight with him didn't you push him or he pushed you or something and didn't you go well yeah i guess he pushed me but i didn't like fight him back but yeah i had a bully in second grade because he probably liked you and i had to go to the principal's office because he like it was just he would call me

he would like make fun of me and be like you have veins in your forehead i remember him saying that about me and then lauren slayed him with uh the best insult ever i called him mary well yeah his name was gary yeah there was another one remember the sweatshirt he was wearing? No. How do you remember this? What? Best memory. No. She has the best memory.

No. Okay. He was wearing, he used to wear. Oh, yes. He wore a limited sweatshirt. Like, it said limited, the women's brand. And I was like, you're wearing a girl's sweatshirt. And that was the step too far.

And that's when he tripped you. Yeah, he pushed me. Or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. girl sweatshirt and that was the yeah step too far and that's when he shoved you yeah or whatever yeah yeah but he would chase me down the like soccer field and he would just like yell taunts at me and chase me i'd be like oh my gosh why am i like dealing with i remember crying to my teacher and and she she was like it's not your fault it's okay But when you're a second grader and you're getting like bullied by a boy, it's just, yeah. It was not a great time.

Did you ever get bullied? No. The only time somebody, the only time like there was like a moment was in college and I started seeing this girl who you guys know. Oh, I know this. I love the story. And I don't think I really knew it but wait this girl is this is such a crazy story chris and i started dating and we're talking about like who he dated in college like

who i might know because it he went to a college that a lot of kids from my high school went to and he dated my say the college it doesn't matter Let's just keep it vague. He dated for a while. Right? He dated the most popular girl from my sister's grade. My sister was also one of the most popular girls in her grade. Not because she wanted to be, just because she was very pretty and everyone liked her. But this girl. Great personality, too.

Yeah, it's fine. And so she dated so this girl was in competition with my sister because this girl was artificially the popular girl you know like tried to be and was like badass and like wore her hair with like you know like she would like blow out her bangs and was just like had like this like she would like go tanning beds and stuff it was natural to her so this girl i don't know if i agree with that nikki yeah she would blow out her bangs and was trying to be popular she was like a mean popular girl yeah she was not very nice she was she was yes she was not a nice girl i liked her because she made fun of me a bunch

that's why i really yeah that's probably why yeah okay um i do i will say I have good friends that are good friends with her still. So the first time I met her, she just, she just burn after burn after burn. And I was like, wow, I love this girl. Shut up,

stupid. So it was so ironic because I knew this girl. Cause I, I'm sorry that you're still friends with girls that know her. Back in high school, I did not like this girl because she did not seem cool to me. She seemed like a bully. She seemed to be jealous of you. Like she just was.

I heard that she was mean to you a couple of times. So I did not like her and I still don't like her because. No, she's great. I'm sure she's fine now. I'm sure she's great. I'm sure she. I could go on and on about all the things I'm sure she's fine now. I'm sure she's great. I'm sure she... I could go on and on about all the things I'm sure about her. Her bangs are still popping.

Wait, all you said about her is that she makes fun of you. Why is she great? Yeah, why is she so great? Because she was hot? She was hilarious. Okay, she was hilarious. No, I am sure she's hilarious. I'm sure...

And she was very popular. A part of this is coming from my jealousy of how this girl was popular with every guy from my grade. That's like the girl I ever dated. And that's not true. And I am not the number one, but that is not true. There is one more that's hotter than her. And so, but she was very hot. But this girl, I just always knew as like, I, this girl was mean to my sister.

I don't like her. And then I'm starting to date Chris and he tells me that he dated her for a while. So anyway, you dated this girl was mean to my sister. I don't like her. And then I'm starting to date Chris and he tells me that he dated her for a while. So anyway, you dated this girl in college. Yeah, I dated this girl in college. And she, I guess she was talking to some other guy at some point. And he, one night, like he, I guess he found out

that I was hanging out with her. And one night he lived like three houses up. My car window was down and he used it like a bathroom. Oh, are you kidding me? Standing there and he did it. And somebody said they saw one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Somebody said they saw him.

And I was like, what? And it got back to the people that I worked with. They were they're all bouncers are huge and they all wanted to kill him. They were like, we're just going to, we're just going to beat his ass. I was like, no, let me go talk to him. And so I guess the next night I went down to his house and knocked on his door. I was like, man, what's going on? It's so embarrassing. He was wasted when he did it. And he was totally cool about it. And he was apologetic. Did you clean it up? No, because I think I cleaned it up.

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Where are we traveling to first? Hamburg? No. Zurich. Zurich. Oh, back to Zurich. We were just there to see Taylor Swift. Oh, this is breaking news for the group. I think I told you on chat this morning, but I thought

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I think it's between the holocaust museum and the smithsonian smithsonian i think we should lauren loves the holocaust so i think we should do that well lauren already said we just have to prepare ourselves for austria yeah that's good we are going to austria what did you say hitler's greatest hit oh my god so So bad. That is the exhibit that they're doing there for a limited time. Hitler's greatest hits. So I think, what's going on in the Smithsonian? Whenever I think of Smithsonian, what's the first image that comes to your head? For me, like a big bronchosaurus or something.

Oh, I think of big mammoth tusks. Oh. And then like a tote bag. I think of a gold coin coin i don't know why i do have this thing called museum fatigue that happens to me it's a real thing i looked it up on wikipedia because i was feel i was in um amsterdam with my parents and we were going through the reich museum and i was And I was feeling sleepy, disoriented, agitated. I mean, what's new? But your posts were so funny of all those paintings that you were like focusing in on.

Oh, yeah. That's the only way I have fun. Let's do that. Okay, we'll do that. That'll make it fun. I looked it up and I just typed in like museum feeling sick because I was feeling like I don't really ever feel sick. And so it was notable. And it's a real thing that's been studied called museum fatigue. like museum feeling sick because i was feeling like i don't really ever feel sick and it so was notable and it's a real thing that's been studied called museum fatigue and it's been

studied since the 1800s and museums are designed to combat it not well might i add because everyone's everyone's quiet and it's dark and but um i was getting orner. There was one guy who like walked by me and like I was typing in my phone. So, you know, this new phenomenon of old men yelling at younger people about being in their phones is fucking wild to me. Because guess what? All old people, you're all addicted to your phones, too. You're like worse than us because your brains are going back to the way that they were when they were babies. And they're impressionable and not working as strongly to combat being addicted to things old people are more addicted to their phones than us millennials are i think there are studies but they just keep going jesus

christ you're on your phone all the time and they have to like mutter underneath their breath and i go excuse me i go jesus christ i just said it back to him like really loud. I was not in the mood. And then I waited for him because I wanted to see him again. I was pissed. And then this guy, because he just kept going, he just

I hate when someone tries to mutter under their breath something to you and then think they can get away with it because they're such passive-aggressive little pussies. Oh, man, that passive-aggressive stuff. I can't do it, and so I just go, Jesus Christ! We end up just imitating him to his dumb ass.

Fucking bad. And then I was trying to find him throughout the whole thing, but he kind of, like, slipped away. But I was looking into it, and it's a real thing that it happens in museums. 20 minutes into a museum a lot of people are struck by complete tiredness and um boredness and it all starts to just like there's only so many pictures you can see of people going like this with no eyelashes going

no eyelashes you're so right why was everyone why did i just disappear and babies fat babies jesus and sad women and just like it was just it was just a bad time well the jesus stuff is because the church had all the money and would commission like artwork i just i don't really need to see it a bunch and why is every famous why is every famous, why is every famous painting? What is, what's your dream museum? Like, what's a museum that, like, this is something you could do for an hour? Like, I think maybe more modern or more, like, just, like, bright images that aren't all Catholic sadness. And, like, aren't, and just things that, I just just i think sometimes the most famous paintings i just

that's why i subscribe to this youtube channel where it's like great art explained in 10 minutes and it will take you through all the most famous paintings and really give you a reason why it's so great like and if you listen to it on double speed it only takes five minutes that's true oh my god the other day it was was unbelievable. Nikki's listening to, what is it? Last Cultureistas. Which is on Big Money Players. It's my favorite podcast,

I think, of all time. And these guys are talking fast anyway. Like they're fast talking culture, like gods. And they're just like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And Nikki listens to it on double speed.

I couldn't understand any of it. Chris looked at me like I was listening to Japanese or something. He was like, how could you ever? He goes, is this real? Because I usually would not show him that I'm listening that fast because it's kind of

embarrassing. Because it looks like I'm not really consuming art. It just makes me seem like some kind of I just read books. I'm skimming things. It the equivalent of like that speed reading like in short circuit but i can but you follow all of it not all of it sometimes they will say something really funny and i can tell and it's just a little too fast because they were you know just talking faster and so i'll go back and make it 1.75 or 1.5 to like or one sometimes to really catch it but i will say most of the time

that i go back and make it one to understand it it wasn't even understandable in one like it was some kind of mic issue where they kind of brought it away so i really can follow it um and that's me but it was kind of embarrassing getting caught listening to it like that because it sounds it sounds like a foreign language to anyone else but um what where was i going with this your ideal museum ideal museum um like i really like edward hopper i like uh i like i like things that look the way they're supposed to look i like realism i think um i can take a couple monays but i don't need more than two. Like, I get it.

All right, we got a two Monet limit. Okay. Cool. And like, what is the big one that's like at this, oh, everyone's like, you must see this one painting at the Reich Museum. And it was like some kind of, it wasn't even-

The Night Watch. The Night Watch. I was so bored by that painting. There were thousands of paintings that were more interesting than that. And I really don't understand. I've got to watch the YouTube video about that, why that's interesting. Because what is going on in that painting that is different than any... Like, I get Guernica.

That is something that you go, whoa, this is huge. There's a lot of stuff going on. Or Washington crossing the Potomac. Lots going on. Nightwatch was very boring. I think it was the way that the artist was able to capture the light at night. Yes. You just don't appreciate light.

I don't appreciate light. The facial expressions were very telling. I feel like that's we saw that yeah were you moved by it it's i thought i mean the size of it there is a pretension going on with art absolutely that is kind of unnecessary like when you enter a museum suddenly like you are more cultured than anyone else and i'm and you. I mean, this isn't the first time anyone's said this, but just staring at a painting and you feel, even I feel self-important when I'm really taking in art.

And I'm like, wow, I must be so intellectual that I can stare at this picture of a mopey woman over a baby crib. I can really look at it and I'm'm spending more time with it and i'm looking at the detail like i must be smarter and a better person than everyone here who's just walking by it like i think people really that's why that man was like jesus christ i got phone like don't be on your phone in the museum it's like why not the people who made these paintings would have been on their phones too if phones existed back then they would have made these paintings would have been on their phones too if phones existed back then. They would have made these paintings on their phones. You're not better

than me. That's the point. You're not better than me. And then there was another guy at this fucking Amsterdam museum that I was asking where the airplanes were because my dad was adamant on seeing the aircraft

which sounds like there's going to be multiple no i know that's a plural but it was one aircraft what that's it yeah what is it it was a plane it was like a biplane it was really cool but we can also say that old people like airplanes they really do and trains and train yeah they, um, dad was really excited about seeing this. In automobiles. Transportation. Automobiles. Planes, trains, and automobiles. But I was just trying to get dad and Steve Martin.

I was just trying to get dad and John Candy. And I was just trying to get dad up to that fucking plane so we could leave because he was already, he was getting a little ornery. And like, we've already been to this. You know, so i was just like we gotta find this plane so dad is satiated and we can leave not because i wanted to leave but dad was just he was getting too hot there were too many stairs it was it was around dad's lunchtime side note lauren made a genius thing for my dad's 70th birthday she did 70 reasons why we love dad and it's so funny but one of them was like no one has a more regimented meal schedule than like a rare

honestly he's like a rare bird that's the last of the species that we're trying to keep alive like that you must feed if dad doesn't have dinner in like in place in front of him by 631 p.m. Central time, there will be a panic. Another thing about dad is that if he the time zone will if he switches time zones, he will talk about it and it will be the reason for anything that's going wrong. So like if my dad goes to the West Coast, he'll be like, well, well, where we're from, it's 9 o'clock right now. So we're really tired. But then if he is in the West Coast and then travels to the Central Time Zone, he'll be like, oh, well, we traveled so much today because of the time zone. The time zone will never serve him.

He did use the term he was jet lagged from being in California. Can you be jet lagged when it's a two-hour difference? You can. term he was jet lag from being in california can you be jet lag it's a two hour difference you can't dad talks about jet lag like it is uh stage four cancer that is how much he will use it to get out of things to be excuses for things but lauren uh made a really good list that are so we should read some of them because they are so funny but um so i was trying to find this plane to get dad his to lunch and i went up to this uh guard who was like kind of my age and i thought oh finally like uh someone who's not gonna jesus christ me and this guy and i go excuse me where is the aircraft and he spoke english and he's like you're gonna uh go straight down this hall and i go oh

thank you and i start walking down the hall and he he goes, I'm not done. But then he just stares straight ahead. Like, I hate when they do that. Like, instead of being like, ma'am, I'm not done talking. He just goes, well, I'm not done. And then he looks off like this. Like, you made me mad. And I go, what? And he goes, I wasn't done talking.

And I go, oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know. I was just trying to not bother you for a really long time. And he was like, no, you seem to know where to go. And I'm like, are we dating? I swear to God. Oh, my God. I go, no, you seem to know where to go and i'm like no i swear to god i go no i i want to know where to go i'm so sorry i'm i'm i'm stupid rushed canadian because i always say i'm canadian if i do something that seems annoying that they're going to attribute to americans that's great that's from chris and so i go sorry all of our books cost a dollar fifty more than american books and uh yeah i was just trying

to find about where we can get um airplanes um but yeah he did that to me and i was just like and after jesus christ man and that man i was like i got to get the fuck out of here this place hates me everyone here hates me i'm just a dirty american who has no patience and they all don't like me. And I was so mad about it because I was just what I was trying to do was not inconvenience him. Yeah, but it's also the same thing with the lift. It's just like you're in a rush to get everywhere. Yes.

Yes. What do you think that is? Well, I really was like, I just didn't. I just I just know. I just feel like everyone takes too long yeah i just really don't have patience for someone going like well you go down that hallway and it's gonna look like it's three like i just i'm an intelligent person just go left first straight down here right left go right up the stairs but he was talking at a pace that i

i wasn't trying to interrupt him i would never have done that i literally thought he was done with the sentence so i was just like okay thanks like i was just trying to get there so dad could get lunch but then i was made to look like an asshole and and he was like he was hurt by it and i'm just like don't take it personally, dude. But you could tell that he just, he probably has a girlfriend like me. And was. It was taking it out on me. Yeah? Yeah.

And, um. Or his mom was like that. Yeah. That's probably it. Final thought. So we're going to see Taylor Swift. Any, um. How many times is this? Just so everybody can keep track at just so this will be 18 and 19 for me um it is i'm excited to go because it's like uh i'm excited for matt to see it because

you haven't yet nope and you've watched it probably at home with your children no he hasn't no i watched i watched really uh disney plus the whole thing yeah i got through it some of it no with your children. No, he hasn't. No, I watched Disney Plus. The whole thing? Yeah, I got through it. Some of it. No, you watched maybe like 20 minutes of it. Tops. Yes.

Okay. No, no. 45 minutes. Seriously? You wouldn't even listen to the album. I was like, let's listen to the concert

playlist to gear up these like we don't have to do that. You're getting laser hard right now. No, no, no up these, like, we don't have to do that. You're getting laser, you're getting laser card right now. No, no, no, no. I said, we were on the way

to your parents' house and you said, let's listen to T-Swift. And I said, let's just talk to the kids. We're not going to talk to them for seven days. Okay, that was fair.

Good dad, right? Yeah. Nikki would have chosen Damage Flipper. Yeah. We have our whole life with the kids. We don't know how long

Aerostore is going to be around or spotify for that matter no but i'm excited and yes i didn't watch it all no but i was saying i think you're i think it's cool because you were at fish last week you went to two fish shows yes you're a fish head yes a fanatic i'm a fan a fisherman um yeah ph fan and um i'm are is there anything that you're excited about for this or are you just like just excited to see whatever happens is there anything you're anticipating just the fact that it's sold out across the u.s and the world so that's obviously a testament to the fans and then she obviously is like the biggest superstar ever and you all have i mean you've gone 19 times you've gone uh you've gone i feel like i'm left

out and uh yeah you guys what are you what's the biggest superstar ever what are you gonna wear uh i have no idea you don't have clothes right now it's true but did you bring in a taylor swift outfit i don't even know what that means i asked true. But did you bring a Taylor Swift outfit? I don't even know what that means. I asked Lauren, I said, what should I wear? Let's get one. And I said, what are you wearing? And she said, I don't know.

Wait, you don't know what you're wearing? No, I don't have anything. I got to hit up H&M or something. Okay. What are you excited about? Why don't, okay. What am I excited about? Yeah. I'm excited about seeing what the fan base is like in Europe.

It's probably still going to be mostly Americans. Yeah. Is it really? I'm excited for her new TTPD. What's that? Songs. It's the latest album. Oh, the new album.

TTPD. So Lauren's been to shows but hasn't seen the new songs. Yes, I went last summer. I went to two shows last summer but I haven't seen the new. So she's adding a new song. She has three songs? I thought you said she plays this is a new song every time this album came out during this tour so there's a new era and so she added that era she took away some songs so she fit in a new era and there's about five songs okay so so maybe six oh my god every all the 17 shows you've seen so far have not been the same since that album came out.

Yeah. The last five I saw had the TTPD set. Got it. But before then, I saw 12 shows that were normal. And then, well, she added Long Live, probably six shows in. So that was different. And every show she does two secret songs that are different. Right.

And those are so exciting. On Last Call Teresa's, Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang went to an Amsterdam show that I was at. I'm so mad that I didn't know that they were there, but they were talking about, I just love them so much. They were talking about how before she reveals what the secret song is going to be. So she like talks about,

she's like, welcome to the acoustic set. And then she was like, this is a favorite part of the show for me because I work really hard to figure out what songs to do. And she combines two songs. So when you hear the secret song, she'll do one on acoustic guitar, one on piano. And just know that halfway through the acoustic song that you will not know because you won't know it. I've listened to plenty of. You might recognize it, but halfway through it, it will change to another song. So you might think, whoa, this song just sounded really different all of a sudden.

Just know that it's two. She always mashes two songs together for each one. Am I a fan of that? I don't know. Sort of like when Fish goes from like Tweezer to You Enjoy Myself. To Back to Tweezer. Back to Tweezer. To Do You Have to Sing, Sing, Gotta Jaboo, Gotta Sing, Gotta Jaboo.

I knew that song. That's the only song I knew. But what was I going to say? Oh, the secret songs. Oh, what was I going to say? I forget now. Bo and Yang. Oh, yeah. Bo and Yang. Okay. oh what was i gonna say i forget now oh and yang oh yeah bowen yeah okay so then they go they go the anticipation right before she starts playing when she's she starts playing a chord and

people are kind of like trying to figure out but when she starts that first lyric they they compared it to being kelly clarkson right before she won american idol like that moment of like because the crowd goes fucking nuts and then i think bowen goes wait i think matt rogers said this and bowen goes wait is it before like are you is everyone kelly in the crowd or is everyone the crowd at american idol and matt goes everyone is kelly and it's so true that moment is so exciting because we're just like because they were at the show where she played guilty as sin which is one of the best new tracks off of tp tpd and it's not in the set list you know so when she said drowning in the blue night we all were like

like it was totally kelly clark's american idol so we're very very excited about that and what are you most excited about for the show i just love um i'm i just am obsessed with uh we'll probably try to sneak to the floor for tortured poets because i just i want to dance around freely have you talked about the difference between the europe floor and america yeah so in the in no i haven't in the world tour floor everyone is just on their own it's like general seating right so it's like everyone's standing room only and it's like like the fish show in america the floor is seated so i've been on the floor but it's always been seated and seated is fine you just dance in place but on the floor there's like space to like really like get into it and like express yourself and just like feel the music and i really and i'm not trying

to get in the front and be in front of people and dancing and being obnoxious. I'm I'll, I'm proud to be in the back, like next to the concession stand, just dancing. I just want to be able to like move a little bit freer. And get a Diet Coke.

Yeah. And get a Diet Coke. Even though they taste differently in Europe. But my favorite part is, the, um, who'sraid of Little Old Me. I'm very excited to see that. And apparently she has fit in a new shriek during that that everyone is talking about. I have not seen it or heard it. So there's like a new shriek during Who's Afraid of Little Old Me that I'm very excited about.

And you know what else I'm excited about? I'm excited about you guys being there because this is such a fun group of, like, people who are, like, into it and, like, will be just cracking jokes the whole time. We'll be talking about, like, our surroundings. We'll be, like, making fun of each other. And that's going to be really fun, I think. Chris, did you bring your shirt to wear?

I meant to tell you. Maybe. I did not bring a shirt to wear? I meant to tell you. Maybe. I did not bring a shirt. I'm the only one who's going to be dressed. It's in store. Whoa, shopping. We got to go to Italy now, apparently.

And barter for some shrimp and I don't know. Wait, can i say one thing about your dad and the show yes that that he's been hanging on you know he just turned 70 and uh and he went to taylor swift and you guys had such a fun time there but he keeps referencing like in anticipation of us going he's like have fun i hope you don't cry and he said that his friends like after you film that video of him crying his friends were like going deep in the comment section oh yeah of like i don't know tiktok and stuff that he's not on yeah and

they're screenshotting the funny ones being like uh yeah but he the one that he loves the most he said keeping in mind that he just turned 70 is that someone said he's crying because he realizes he has limited time on earth and he's wasting it at a taylor swift concert yeah that was a really good one and they kept calling him a pussy like and he loves it like my dad is not scared of negative comments about himself. So keep them coming for him but not for me.

Are you scared? I can't take it. Who's afraid of little old you? Me. I'm scared of your comments. Thank you guys for listening. Thanks to Laura and Matt

and Chris for being on the show today. Thank you for Noah for arranging this. We will see you next week on the pod when we are back from Europe. Sorry for the only one show this week but you know how it goes uh would have had more for you but travel arrangements got screwed love you guys thanks for listening don't be good

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