The Nikki Glaser Podcast - #464 Nikki’s Face Got Cut, Looking Through A Partner's Phone & American Murder: Laci Peterson

Episode Date: August 23, 2024

Nikki’s face got cut, but it’s really not a big deal. Honestly, she’s probably the best person to accidentally cut. Brian talks about how proud he is of his wife for learning to handle bees without freaking out. He also remembers a time when Nikki got socked in the face. They chat about relationships and whether it’s ever okay to snoop on your partner’s phone, love, and how attraction to others is just part of being human. Nikki goes off on Scott Peterson after binging American Murder: Laci Peterson. Brian’s picked up a new trick for giving compliments, and in the Final Thought, Nikki reveals the best DM she could ever get. Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free, and get exclusive bonus content: https://apple.co/nikkiglaserpodcast    Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Welcome to the show. It's Nikki Glaser Podcast. Second show of the week. The last show of the week. Brian Frangie's here. Noah's here. What's up, guys? How's your cut? Heard you got cut. Yeah, I got cut. I got sliced in the face. I was having a procedure, a medical procedure. Yes, not a medical procedure. I was having a... I don't want to say who did it. I don't want to incriminate anyone.

But I was at a i don't want to say who did it i don't want to incriminate anyone but i was at a doctor type thing and there was a accident and a tool they were using like scraped my face and cut my face and um it felt like a pinch at first like maybe it was just like kind of snagged on my cheek and then i was like oh and i felt stupid making that noise because i was like oh you're overreacting to like a pinch and they're gonna think you're because i'm really i pride myself on like in this type of setting where people are you i don't want to give away what kind of you can probably figure out what was near my face a tool was near my face sorry i brought it up no no no no i was gonna bring up, but I just don't want to. I love the person who did this to me and they do amazing work for me.

And I would recommend people go to them. Everyone makes mistakes. Literally everyone. Where was I just hearing this? Oh, I heard it last night during Michelle Obama's speech at the DNC. She's like, by the way, everyone's going to make mistakes. And I love that she brought that up during this time where we're supposed to be like, everything's going to be perfect if it's Kamala. Like, no, there's going to be everyone's going to make mistakes, but we can all come together and like get through them.

No one is perfect. No one. And so initially when I talked about this, like on the girls chat and like to my parents and everyone, they're like that idiot. They're like so mad. And I'm like, have you never like accidentally done something while you're doing your job? That is completely not what you meant to do. Like, of course we all have. So I didn't care at all. I just felt like I was overreacting.

And I really pride myself, like I was saying, on being someone who when I'm sitting in this chair where most people are like really nervous, I would say to go to see this person. I fucking love it. And I fall asleep sometimes. And I like, I just, it's calming to me. So when I have no idea what you're talking about. Yeah.

Right. Even though I've literally talked about this recently on the show, I still don't know. You don't know. I mean, dancing. Oh, right.

So talking about Ray gun, she was, um, so the tool in your face, you hop on my face. Oh, my God. Well, yeah. I wouldn't trust her with that.

So I'm laying in a chair, and someone has a tool near my cheek right here. And the tool kind of fell down and cut my face. And so I'm glad I did exaggerate what I thought was an exaggeration at the time that a pinch because it was a cut and it stopped and I think it would have kept slicing. Oh my God. So it just like has like a little crescent moon slice on my face. That's pretty cool. Bleeding a lot.

And you could tell if you're listening to this person who did this, I love you. I'm never going to stop going to you. You've changed my life. Literally, everyone thinks I have fake whatever you do because they look so good. You can like spin on your head now and stuff. It really does look good, whatever they do. Yeah, the thing that this person does for me, yes, they have made it so I am able to win to represent my country in a sport that will never be at the Olympics.

I hope not. So best smile, I win at the next olympics okay here's can i just say what i like about um what what you did and as far as how you told the story on girls chat yeah i like that you stop and you spoke up because so often something will happen we just like oh okay we'll just wait i'm sure that they'll know. It hurt so bad that it was almost like involuntary that I was like, ah, but then I felt as soon, you know, when you're like reacting to something and a lot of times you do react involuntarily

and it's like a little, like my sister the other day in Vienna, that's a sentence I'll never say again. Wow. She had a bee on her finger. The other day in Vienna with my sister. When we were touring the palace, she had a bee on her finger and went like, ah,

and like really overreacted because by the way, stop overreacting to bees. If you can. And I, anyway, she like flipped her hand really hard and she hit her husband's like Apple watch so hard. She almost like broke her finger.

She was overreacting. And so it just seemed, I think it just seemed crazy that she did that in response to like a bee that was not going to hurt her. Like bees don't want to sting you. You just, everyone relax around them. Yeah.

Everything's going to be fine. I've been trying to train Allie to stop doing that. Cause she, when we first got together, she was really sensitive about bees. She would like run. She would like sprint out of the room okay so she's changed a little she's gotten a lot better yeah because what you learn is if there are bees around even if there are a lot of bees around as long as you didn't like jostle the beehive or whatever if there's four bees around

you just stand still keep do it sit in your chair keep doing whatever you are doing they'll buzz around and then they'll buzz off yep every time don't they don't they die if they sting you and they know that so they're not the same with um manta rays unless you step on one and violently kick it it's not gonna it's not gonna you know um send one of its spears through your heart because it will die defending you it's like these bees don't want to die so the only reason they do that is if they think you're a huge threat to them because you're screaming and swatting at them yes so if you literally don't move they'll never literally they'll never sing you the only thing that they will do is just crawl on you or whatever.

And I know that's disturbing to people. I get it. But my sister claimed- Also, a bee sting doesn't hurt that much. It really doesn't. Now, some people are allergic to them. And for those people, I give you a pass.

Same. Same. But I will say this. If it's a wasp, I'm not staying. Wasps are disgusting. They look like they're carrying cargo. They look like they're about to dump gas on your city.

They don't seem to know where they're going. They don't have a plan. You know I hate a bug. June bugs don't have a plan. They're flying willy-nilly. Centipedes, really fast house centipedes don't have a plan. They can crawl in your vagina. They can crawl in your vagina. They will crawl in your mouth.

But bees seem to know where they're going for the most part. They just want to sniff around your Coke can. They find out it's Diet Coke and then they get addicted to it and they need six a day. But they just they're not going to hurt you. But I will say that it's nice to learn here that Allie has learned to not overreact because my sister's like, Nikki, I can't not act like that. And I go, yes, you can. By just practicing it right. Run it through in your head right now.

Like you see a bee. How are you going to act like you can change the way you involuntarily respond to something like I've done it before, too, where I have to practice how I'm going to feel when this certain thing comes where i get heightened anxiety around it and then when it happens because i practiced it i have a different response so my sister yelled at me initially because i'm like lauren like bees first of all we need to be so nice to them they're all going extinct and we're all going to go extinct because of them so we have to actually protect bees and keep them alive desperately and lauren was like i know nikki i can't help it you know like natural sister response and i realized my response was shitty too because i'm yelling

at her about something she couldn't help but i said all i'm i said lauren i'm sorry we were like looking at knickknacks in vienna on this like you know thrift or like you know outdoor market sorry i was in vienna i can't help browsing the knickknacks in Vienna. They were telling us no photos because we kept trying to take pictures of different things so we could text them to each other later and make jokes. But anyway, I was like, Lauren, I just want to say, I'm sorry I yelled at you about the bee thing,

but if you just get it in your mind that they really aren't going to hurt you and you practice how you're going to respond next time and visualize it, you can respond differently. It's not like you don't need to just always go like, well, I can't help it. I'm also on the side of like, you can't help it,

but you can prepare for future things. Behaviors can change. We've just seen it right now in Allie. She responds differently. She doesn't have to run and jump off the balcony anymore. It took some time. Yeah, sure. It was slow. If she hangs out on the balcony and there's was interfering with her life yeah i'm sure it was slow like if she hangs out in the balcony and there's a bee uh at first she would just calmly

stand and leave the balcony and then eventually she would just sit there for a little while and then leave the balcony and now she can sit there where there's a bee flying around it's like okay it's like incremental exposure therapy totally it can change um but i will say that so when i involuntarily was like ah i felt bad because i love this guy and i was embarrassed that something hurt because i pride myself on like nothing ever hurts but then i felt blood trickling down my cheek oh my god down to like my chin and you can just tell when someone's like fucked up and they're trying to like stay calm and you can just tell when someone's like fucked up and they're trying to like stay calm and act like it's not a big deal but i was just like and i

immediately felt really bad that it happened because it was a mistake and i wanted to be the opposite of the person that's like you cut me are you a fool you know like because i just pictured certain people that would do that of like right how could you do that because even the way my mom responded that idiot and i go you don't know him yeah like you you first of all you don't even know if it's a girl or she had knew nothing of you if you're listening to this and um and you're not an idiot you're actually you've changed my life you've saved me thousands and thousands of dollars i was going to get fake whatever you do and then i realized that i can just do anyway i i he i've never had a fucking medical professional listen to me and hear me go this is what i want and go oh okay i'll do that like i know i'm not an expert but i'm like hey the thing you know how like i don't like this. Could you just like put that like talking in my completely podunk?

I don't know anything vernacular about the subject. He was able to use do what I wanted and didn't treat me like a moron. Like, well, we can't do that. We could take the whole thing out. Like, no, God, just did it. He made it work. What the fuck? And guess what the fuck and works and i i i i've talked about it on instagram live once because someone was like accused me of having uh fake whatever this is let's just keep this going this is great

so i was like i like your new fake blank and i go they're not fake um but they look fake because i've come up with a way to actually have the perfect thing without getting them all removed and you know filed down to little nubs and spending thousands and thousands of dollars actually it's like 80 bucks every time i go in it's not a big deal little nubs this isn't break dancing well if you if you spin hard enough on those knees they will eventually erode to little nubs. I guess that's true. There's a guy in the subway in New York City who would breakdance and he had no arms and no legs.

I think that might be advantageous. Yeah. Well, maybe, yeah. How do you spin a plate? They don't get in the way? On like a... A little stick? A little stick.

Yeah. I don't know. But anyway, I was bleeding. But I was so. I know that he was probably thinking. My friend today on Girls Chat was like, oh, my God. He was probably like, of all the people I have to slice in the face. It's like someone who's on TV.

And like, I mean, it's like it just. But actually, I'm the best person to slice in the face. Because you know what I said? I said, do not worry about it. I actually don't care about scars. I actually and I literally don't. Even Chris today was like, you got to figure out a way that doesn't scar. And I was like, I kind of like scars.

Is that weird? I don't like acne scars per se because that is associated with this thing that we assume is like dirty for some reason, even though it's not whatever. You know, I can't help the way I think. But scars from like an injury or like someone cut you it's not like i don't please don't cut me but like i don't care and i don't think they're ugly and i don't think they make me feel less than i kind of like them so i don't mind if it's scar on your face pretty cool i think yeah who what am i trying to be i i'm not gonna be even if i even if i do have a scar on my face i still could be the face of l'oreal when i turn 55 and they finally no that's gonna help you i mean it kind of feels like places like that are looking

for imperfections or whatever you want to call them at least now yeah it's popular yeah i mean padma's scar on her arm i'm sorry for whatever happened to her but it's fucking badass and it's cooler than not having it i have to say i love her and every time i see it i'm like that is so sexy and badass you you seem to look and i hope this isn't offensive to people's scars you look like a super villain or a superhero or villain but like a villain that's cool that i like want to be. I want to turn to new leaf and that was a good guy.

Can you imagine cutting someone in the face and then the person not only doesn't yell at you and go, what are you doing? But they go, don't worry about it. I like scars. And then also to make you feel better because I was just picturing if I were him, how I would want the patient to respond.

And that's what I did. And I go, not only do I like scars, I go, and by the way, my face is bleeding all of the time. Cause I get like Botox. So it's, I constantly have like, and like lasers that like cut up your face.

And so he was, I was offering all of this. Just like the, no one needed it. Right. Like I was, I had a right to just be upset about what happened just for the sake of myself.

But instead I was was nurturing his feelings. Cut me again. Cut off my whole face. Make it even. Slice it all off. And then he goes, I hope you don't have anything important tonight. And I go, I actually do. I was like, I'm going to a fundraiser for...

I didn't know it at the time, but it was like... I knew it at the time was for abortion rights but it's to vote yes on amendment three which is to get uh make it you know at least partially legal to get an abortion in missouri which if you don't know in missouri it is illegal to get an abortion even in cases of rape or incest it's the worst state for it and if you are a missouri like i learned so much at this fundraiser last night where I was only hired to just come and all I had to do was take pictures.

I didn't have to perform or anything. And we raised over $50,000. And they literally said it was because they got so many more people to sign up to go after it was announced I was going to be there. And some people didn't think I was performing even though it said explicitly in the invite like she is not performing

because they like looked at it. They go, I was like, why are you not talking even though it said explicitly in the invite like she is not performing because they like looked at them they go i was like why are you not talking and then i looked at the invite again and it was like she will not be performing because it's not you know you don't want to perform on someone's deck in a backyard but it was at this guy's house who i love and um they raised fifty thousand dollars for to get i mean these you they're like thank you so much for coming and i'm like i cannot believe what all of you have done to get abortion maybe legalized again in our state like they have worked their asses off the they were stopped at every turn their wording wasn't right to put it on the ballot they kept these fucking republicans kept finding ways to figure out why they could maybe not get it on the ballot and like you you didn't put a comma here and you're and so they have to start over and get signatures again and and sue the courts and like it's just

so impossible and these people are seriously tirelessly working for women's reproductive rights which affect all of us not just women who have who want to get abortions and need them because they're in abusive relationships or whatever the fuck um and i'm just like if you live in missouri please vote yes on three do not just vote for president and then skip the rest of the shit you can skip comptroller i don't give a fuck about that but please vote yes on amendment three please spread the word to anyone you know in missouri because there are people i learned i am very well versed in like what's i feel like what's going on like not well versed but vers. And I did not know about amendment three.

I didn't know about voting. Yes. I probably would have read it all in the, in the, the little booth, but sometimes you got, you're late for something and you get in there and you go, I'll just do president and leave.

Please vote. Yes. On amendment three, it will save so many lives. We'll get so many women out of abusive situations. It's proven that women that can't get abortions stay in abusive relationships. They have more kids that are brought into abusive relationships. Those kids, it's like, it's bad

for everyone. Please vote Amendment 3. Yes on Amendment 3. I really believe in it. We raised a lot of money last night and thank you to the ACLU of St. Louis and Missouri and for doing all your work and all the abortion doctors I met last night that are like risking their lives doing what they're doing.

And yes. And to shout out to all the women who have to take off from work and, and, and get fired for their jobs because they have to schedule it at the exact right time. And there's all these rules about you have to go do it. They have to do a pelvic exam before you get an abortion, which is literally pointless to do,

but they make you do it so that it's invasive so that it makes you feel whorish. And like, uh, you know, it makes you feel taken advantage. Like when you're a woman and you want to get an abortion, you have to go in for a pelvic exam, which is just someone being inside your vagina. The doctor that has to do these says, I feel disgusting doing these because they're pointless and they're just made to make this woman feel uncomfortable to discourage her from doing it. So it's a pointless fingering of your vagina by a doctor mandatory because they want to discourage you from getting an abortion. It's all so tricky and disgusting and vote yes on three and we'll be back after this.

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I have a band-aid on my face. It's because I got cut today. And everyone's just like, what? What happened? We'll sue him. And I'm like, no, he's a good guy. Everyone makes mistakes. What is going on here?

And it's healing nicely. And that's the end of that. But I've seen you get cut in the face before and react in a similar manner. What? It was when we were. Yeah, I've seen you. This is not the first time you've been cut in the face, Nikki. We were walking between sets when we were yeah i've seen you this is not the first time you've been cut in the face nikki we were walking between sets when we were preparing for the uh i think it was it was a special and this woman was just was flailing in the street i don't know what she was doing

pointing her friends to go like in this direction she was like over here like waving a car or something and she had either rings or really long nails and she just straight up smacked you in the face literally cut you right below your eye you're bleeding and you're and this is like three days before you're filming three minutes before i'm on stage at the laugh factory because we're walking down sunset yes so how so how okay i need like the reactions how did that lady react was she like super sorry or did she do that i felt like the lady because she felt like she had me i remember her like oh but it was so quick that and i kept walking because i was late for my set and andrew or and uh brian and um chris were like

walking behind me so i was just like come on guys we got to keep going and then i'm like i think i am bleeding and it was bleeding yeah just like also another mistake like if you're someone who like gets mad at people for making mistakes like you have to know that you're having a bad day like it like because if you're i was in a good mood yesterday and i let it go because yes i was upset that i had cut on my face and then i had to put a band-aid on my face to go to this thing where everyone's like nikki's a star And I walk in with a fucking, I put a bandaid and I put makeup over it and people really couldn't see it. It was actually, people were like, oh, I didn't even notice it until you said something. But

the way you react to things when things are not done intentionally to you is a reflection of what's going on in your life. Like I, if I would have been in a bad mood, I would have been a little bit more grumpy about it. Or if, you know, he just caught me. I was I was in a good mood that day or like at that moment when I got cut in the face. And so it really because no one means to do that. I said to my mom, I go, do you think he meant to do that? She goes, no, but what an idiot. And I go, OK, or what he said is it's never happened before.

I believe him. Are we not allowed to cut someone in the face once in our lives i don't know like i brian come here i just think you're gonna do me it's just i remember one time i had a boyfriend i caught him going through my phone and i he felt horrible about it. He was going through your phone? Yeah, he was suspecting that maybe something squirrely was going on. How did he get in there? My alarm went off, and this was fucking forever ago,

but my alarm went off, and I was walking a dog of my friends that I had to walk, and so I just left without my phone, and I got back. You knew your passcode? No, but when the alarm goes off to shut it off, it's like still, and maybe this is a time where there weren't passcodes on phones.

I literally don't remember. Yeah. But I got back and it was like on a text message with me and a guy that I hadn't talked to in forever. But I knew it was a guy that this guy might think I'm involved with. Do you know what I mean? Yeah.

So I knew it was like, you know, two, a text message from two years before. So you could tell you like search the name. Okay. Yeah. And.

And so when you came back, you caught him with your, with your phone. I just saw the phone still where I left it, but it was on that screen. Right. So you clearly, he had searched. I think he accidentally left it, but it was on that screen. Right. So clearly he had searched. I think he accidentally maybe got out of it and then couldn't get back in because of the

password or something. And then it was just left on where he had been searching. Anyway. What a fool. Everything flipped through my head of being mad about it and being like, what the fuck? It's an invasion of privacy. But I was just like, I could see myself doing the same thing if i'm feeling like insecure in a relationship and like maybe thinking he's pulled away and maybe he's talking to someone he leaves his phone out and i'm just like that's right there like

i could see a world where i could also make this intentional mistake like even though there was intent behind it there was motive behind it he had to click a bunch of buttons and type things in like it's still like is could be a mistake i guess and i remember just being like hey did you look through my phone i'm just like yeah i did and i was like okay why and then we kind of talked and he was just he was so embarrassed so ashamed of himself like really disgusted with himself and i was just like and we had to like go he had to go to work and i had to go to work and um and i just remember i was just like just don't this isn't gonna this is gonna blow over it's not a big deal please don't let this ruin your day because i was just thinking what would i want to know what would i want to

hear right now and this thing that i could easily do and I would want my boyfriend to say I'm not going to break up with you over this this isn't going to end us it's a conversation later but don't catastrophize this and beat yourself up we're all human and I like gave him that and I felt so good that I did because I would have wanted that so I just think my best version of myself is when I can instantly put myself in their shoes and then react accordingly. And maybe I gave a little too much to the doctor yesterday by being like, I love a cut on my face. Like I was really trying to make him feel better, but that's actually what I would have wanted from someone that I cut in the

face. So I kind of gave him that, but it was a little bit like, I didn't need to, you know, offer up my face as a place for him to, you know, sharpen his knives but that that was

just my reaction in the moment i have to i have to admit um one time in my life i did look through one of my girlfriend's phones and i feel great shame about it but i was so i was feeling so insecure i had a hunch that things were going on and i just knew the person's passcode so uh it was like i looked in it and uh they were cheating on me so yeah i was like that was a tough one i didn't feel vindicated or anything i just like it just made me feel even worse but i'll never do it obviously i trust my wife i i mean my my wife will hand me her phone like look through whatever you want i'll hand her mine yeah that's like not even an issue anymore freedom when you can like hand your partner your phone and you're not worried about someone texting you that like

no talking about them like not even cheating just like something will come up where you're like maybe like i don't know just anything like it's just why are you texting rob videos of kamala harris it's like yeah he's like you got a swift alert and i'm like oh okay thank you this app i pay 199 a month for that tells me when she's wearing a new skirt during 1989 eras tour um yeah that's that's that's an interesting conundrum i met someone recently who would go his girlfriend had gone through his phone and they were kind of like dating but not dating they hadn't had the exclusive talk yet but it was kind of like he was flirting with someone and just sexy texting with them and nothing had happened but she caught that and he he was upset at the invasion of privacy but she was upset at him and he felt guilty about cheating or whatever

so he couldn't be mad at her and i'm like that's the honestly you can you can separate the two you can be mad about the invasion of privacy but you can also feel bad that you were cheating on her and you can you it doesn't have to be all or nothing yeah i mean well well yeah if if you discover that someone's cheating on you through nefarious means means then you you lose a little bit of the upper hand to be mad at them for cheating some women would think no i didn't and i obviously knew so fuck you and i should have gone through it and i did the right thing but i would i would disagree with those women and say nope you did something so then what is you stole from the rich to give to the poor but you still stole so then what you need

to catch them in the act like you need to be coming home innocently you just need to not be in a relationship you need to go work on yourself if you're either in a relationship with someone who's cheating on you or you are so distrusting of someone who isn't cheating on you that is like your event your relationship is going to end if you're someone who's so jealous that anytime their phone they're on their phone you think that they're cheating you are either with someone who's cheating on you which sucks and get you know go just leave him anyway if you think leave i would say it's easier said than done obviously noah what what's your experience with this well

i was gonna also admit that i've gone through an ex's phone and it's exactly what you said nikki it was just like a very toxic relationship i did find flirting but at the same time, like I felt like this, like, like the shittiest feeling after doing it. Because one is I found the flirting and then two is I felt like I like, you know, it's just like gross going in the phone. And yeah, ultimately the relationship ended. So it's like I could have just skipped that. Yeah.

It's like, I don't know. I would never do that today by the way because our phones are like our journals and they're so personal but you would if you you would though if you were an unhealthier version of you and yes and the phones being in journals is not what's keeping you out of them you're a healthier person in a healthy relationship where you trust avi true and he, and you trust that he has integrity, which by the way, like I remember you telling me something and you can cut this if you don't

want, but it in there, but I always remember it. It's like, you know, you were having trust issues that had nothing to do with obvious behavior, but just based on your past relationships. And you're kind of like a little bit getting jealous of things that he was

maybe talking, having relationships, even like friendships with other women or whatever just like acquaintanceships with other women and he told you like i forget what he said but he was like he said you have to trust me to have integrity like maybe i like maybe men do want to have sex with other women or like can be attracted other women but they're not going to because they have integrity so you have to you can't of course they're gonna think her women, but they're not going to because they have integrity. So you have to, you can't, of course they're going to think her boobs look nice. They're not fucking, you, I've always said this. You should get your man checked for a,

his bones being riddled with cancer. If he's not getting turned on by something that it was also about you that turned him on, like boobs or tits or ass, like he's sick. If he's not still getting turned on, there's something wrong with his libido. There's something wrong with his mood. There's something wrong.

There's something wrong inside. A healthy man should be turned on by tits that aren't yours. I'm sorry, ladies. It's true. But will he suck on those tits? No, because he has integrity because you don't do everything that you impulsively

want to do. So he's allowed to have those inner thoughts and you can appreciate his integrity that keeps it. That's what love is is having enough integrity to not do those things because they love you yeah love is a constant repression of natural urges i would agree that monogamy makes it such and that it's not very healthy but i do believe that if you praise men for not fucking, I know this sounds crazy,

but men do want to have sex with other things. Do they have the opportunity? Probably not. Literally. And they don't because they're with you. And that means something. It's not because they don't want to. Right.

If you're in the other room, maybe. By the way, also are attracted to other things and they don't want to right they if you're in the other room by the way also are attracted to other things and they don't because they have they love you and that is enough and so i just don't understand us all kind of trying to convince ourselves that our partner is no longer attracted to anyone else i just i don't believe it that and and if you believe that your partner's attracted anyone else you're gonna get lacey peterson i mean i'm just kidding you're not but um what think about this way if your partner is it's it's more impressive isn't it more flattering if your partner is is attracted to these people, but still chooses you versus they're not attracted to anybody except you. That's what I said to my friend, Sarah Lena, because we were talking about this.

And I was like, would you really like your partner to be not attracted to anyone and only attracted to you? Because I would feel like I didn't win then. Yeah. Like, I want them to be like, I choose you you even though i do want other things like i'm constantly winning whereas instead they're just like well my dick only works for you so i guess i'll stick around like that's boring to me i and she was like no i'd i'd like him to not have any feelings for anyone but me and and and i i understand where that comes from too for people that have have been and cheated on on and their trust has been broken.

I want to get back to my Lacey Peterson comment. It made it sound like I thought she was at fault for getting murdered because she didn't acknowledge that Scott had sexual desires. That is not what happened there at all. I'm fascinated by this case. The Lacey Peterson documentary is awesome. Everyone should watch it. They did a really good job with it. Can you tell me?

I don't know what's going on. Please. Lacey Peterson was a woman who was murdered by her husband in 2003, Christmas Eve. What he did was he probably did a quiet murder where he strangled her, suffocated her. He then let the dog out with its leash on, then met a girl he was having an affair with november 22nd or something like that by december 9th he told that woman who had found out from friends that this guy was married he or she didn't find out but scott who was lying to this woman and saying like i'm single and i want to have a family and this woman had a a young daughter and he's like i don't need i

don't need a baby i don't need to have kids. Your daughter is enough for me. Being a stepdad would be enough for me. He has a baby on the way with his wife two hours from where this woman lives, maybe an hour, 100 miles or something. So this woman, Amber Fry, who is his fiance or his the girl that he was having an affair with, she has no idea he's married. He's lied to her. A friend of hers runs into a friend of his and they find out Scott's married and they call Scott and go, if you're not going to tell amber we will so then scott december 9th calls uh amber

and says i i lied i am i was married but she's she i lost my wife she doesn't ask details because he's so upset about it december 9th is the same day he also buys a boat doesn't tell lacy doesn't tell anyone buys a boat then cut to de 24th, takes the boat out for the first time, has the whole ticket to go where he had to dock it or whatever it is. I don't even know what you do with the boat. And he offers that to police because by then his wife

is missing. And what they think he did is strangled his wife and then he disposed of her body in this bay because they later find it. He is insane he keeps lying to this woman who doesn't really know about lace she finds out about lacy because uh she finally sees the news and this guy's all over the news but she keeps it up like she hasn't seen the news and she keeps calling him and she pretends that he's in paris for new year's eve but he's at

a candlelight vigil to look for her for Lacey like and he's like I can see the Eiffel Tower and he's like at a candlelight vigil for his missing wife who he doesn't seem to give a fuck about that she's missing he does he is such a psychopath he clearly does it the whole documentary I'm not giving too much I am giving a lot away but I'm not giving too much away

why did he let the dog out because he wanted to have it be like she was kidnapped while he she was walking the dog did they let the dog out? Because he wanted to have it be like she was kidnapped while she was walking the dog. Did they find the dog? The dog ended up, the neighbor saw the dog with the leash on and just put it in their backyard. So he gets home from disposing of her body. He sees the dog with the leash on in the backyard, thinks nothing of it. His wife isn't there.

Her purse is still there. Her clothes are still there. Her shoes are still there. Her car is still there. And he decides to eat some pizza and take a shower and wash his one pair of clothes that he was wearing what a normal thing for a guy to do whose wife he comes home to and the dog has a leash on and he doesn't know where she is what a cool normal thing for an eight and a half month pregnant woman and her to be gone and the husband washes his clothes in the middle of the day guilty and then they check his fucking computer this is where i would have convicted this i'm

gonna go off a little bit if you've seen this documentary skip to the next section if you haven't because the thing is scott clearly did it from the get-go but they it's all circumstantial evidence this guy they check his fucking computer This is 2002 by the way So this is before like people knew That you could really get into your computer He searches the tides of the bay he's going to Oh my god

Which is not something fishermen check Like the tides are not something you would check And by the way he said he was fishing But all the fishing equipment he brought was unpackaged Or like still packaged So the lure he said he used Then they find a pair of needle nose pliers in his boat that have her hair wrapped around them explain to me that scott and also lacy didn't know about the boat no one in lacy's family knew about the boat he had bought this boat they're like why

were you you were out on a boat since when do you own a boat like everyone was on his side at first even lacy's family and we like, he didn't do it. But then Amber Fry comes out and is like, I was dating this guy because eventually she has to go to the press because the pictures of them at a Christmas party where Lacey had to go to a Christmas party by herself because Scott is at a Christmas party with his new girlfriend who he's lying to and saying,

I want to spend the rest of my life with you. My wife is gone, which he said December 9th, and she goes missing December 24th. So he predicted that she was going to be gone before she was gone. You're fucking guilty. Then he goes on Diane Sawyer and she's like,

tell me about Connor's room. Connor is his unborn baby that they had the whole room decked out because it's supposed to be born in a month. This baby's room is like, he's like, I can't go in there and I'm not going to go back in there

till I have a little boy to put back in. And that's before they find the body. So he's still pretending like they're going to come back. And the whole nation thinks that he's just a man who lost his wife. No. At this point, people are like bullshit. So he finally has to give an interview because he's been dodging interviews for weeks.

And finally, they're like, dude, you look so guilty. Do an interview. So he does this interview, but he looked only the bottom of his face moves. The top of his face never moves, never shows any expression. He's just like, he's just like, it's like a marionette. His bottom. Watch it. And it's disgusting. He he sucks so much he's such a fucking sociopath to murder you're pregnant eight and a half months and they find oh they find a journal entry from lacy and she's like you know today i felt the baby kick and i put scott's hand on it and for the first

time scott could feel it it's so nice to have someone else feel what i've been feeling alone for months now and sc Scott didn't really react. He acted like he didn't care in parentheses. But I know he does. It's like this guy didn't give a fuck. He's lying. And so here's here's my problem. Amber Fry is lauded as a hero, which I will say she is because Because she. Her testimony. Really convicted him. Because.

They found. The bodies wash up and everything. But they. In the bay. Where he was fishing. A hundred miles from Modesto. Where she went missing. So like. It's.

Everything's pointing to Scott. In terms of circumstantially. But there's no like. Actual hard evidence. To place. To put him. Murdering her. Because he did it quietly.

Which is. A quiet kill. Is for a pussy. It's when there won't be any evidence. It's a strangulation. Or it's a. Suff a quiet kill is for a pussy. It's when there won't be any evidence. It's a strangulation or it's a suffocation. And anyway, so he, so then Amber Fry, because she gets him on tape,

they record all these calls where she's like, Scott, like, you know, what are you doing? And he's lying about being like, I want to be with you forever. Why did she have him on tape? Because the cops found her before she told him

that she knew about it she's she's playing dumb like she doesn't watch i got it so he's keeping up like he's just this guy who lost his wife she has no idea like but she knows right so she's recording all the stuff and then finally it gets leaked to the press so she has to be like scott i know what's going on here's what i would have done if i were the cops and tell me I'm not fucking brilliant. If you want to get a confession of Scott Peterson, have Amber Frye, who's the only one in his court right now. I mean, his family believes his innocence. Have Amber Frye go, Scott, listen, I'm looking at the news. It looks like you did this.

And honestly, I don't want you to go to prison for it. If you did this, please let me help you cover it up. Let's go early in the morning. Tell me where you what you did with her. I will go comb the beaches and look for evidence of so that they don't find it first. Like I want you. I want to be with you and I want to keep you out of prison. If you did this, I can forgive you.

You did it for us. You did it for me and Aliyah, her like daughter. I would have sounded horny about the fact that he murdered his wife. I would have told amber to get horny about it because scott is such a fucking idiot all of a sudden he literally thought that his wife's disappearance would just people would be like well i guess she's gone and then he could like move on with his life so the room by the way that he said he can't go in anymore because it's until i have a baby to put in that room i can't it. He, they, the cops hear that interview and they go,

let's get a warrant for, let's, let's search his house again and see what's going on in the house. He sold Lacey's car. Her shit is strewn about everywhere, not waiting for his wife to come back. And his Connor's bedroom. That was like this perfect angelic little nursery is strewn with shit.

It is a storage room now. So this is not a man waiting for his disappearing wife he's such a fucking idiot so i would have just made amber sound horny for it huh so just pause on your on your uh setting amber up against scott to like try to get a confession or whatever so i think probably the police didn't want to do that because it would endanger her life in case he snapped or something great point the cops should have paid for 24-hour security for her during that time before they could get a confession. Oh, like witness protection, yes.

Because that would be, what's that cost? Over a course of two months, if that would take that long? Because they're going to get him. I mean, they know he's guilty. $100,000 at most, that would be worth it to them to spend to get her to to get a confession because it would have worked so I was thinking about that yeah she needs security because he would probably try to kill her but he actually wouldn't have because he's such a fucking pussy he's just like I just I hate him so much anyone who thinks he's innocent it's it's like insane to me he's in prison now oh yeah he got fucking death penalty but then they overturned it in 2020 um and now he's just sentenced to to life without parole but he's such a scum and his poor family believes he's innocent and they really seem like great people and they just it just shows you the power of denial like you just can't imagine someone you

love would do this to someone else that you love and so you just have to think of a reason why you wouldn't like why would he search the tides this is an instance where i think um lacy probably should have looked through his phone oh my god i would have i was that's justified really good point you're about to get murdered i think it's okay she that's the thing chris was watching this with me and he goes is there any like does lacy ever tell her friends like this guy sucks or whatever they were like i go no there's really nothing except that diary entry she was so in love with him and that's what her mom says it's really sad but at the end of the thing they say say the number one. This is so tragic. But it just makes you realize the number one cause of death for pregnant women is homicide at the hands of.

Out of all things, even pregnancy itself. I think. I mean, that's what it said. The number one cause of death in women who are pregnant is homicide and then also Lacey's best friends at the end were like you know a lot's changed since then we just tell each other everything now because we learned that we didn't know what was going on in our best friend's life and I'm like oh my god this is what women have to do because of male unpredictable violence no offense Brian like this is not all men hashtag whatever um women we need to these women now have to like talk about the deep interworkings of their relationships

with their friends in case they might get murdered by their husbands it's so crazy to me yeah and it's not men's fault you guys like yes it's not all men obviously but this is a problem defend uh jordan peterson now because i'm a man listen having a baby's hard i mean he he didn't want you know we don't jordan peterson it's scott peterson but yeah jordan uh two sides of the same coin wow wait j wait. Jordan Peterson is... Wait, is that that internet guy? Yeah, he's the guy that... Oh, God. Wait, Jordan Peterson killed his wife in 2003?

Jordan Peterson. Lizzie Cooperman said he has chronic... What's the vocal fry? He really does. He has a girl's vocal fry. The thing that women are hated for so much whether i talk like this like he has chronic like he's got a weird voice a lot of internet famous people have weird voices rfk yeah oh yeah like rfk um uh charlie kirk um a lot of people i don't know

the other guy yeah voices are a thing. I just can't believe that some people walk around with the voices that they have. And I just sometimes want to just... I will literally hear a girl talking like this. Yeah. And it's not her fault there are voices like that. But I just want to walk around someday with a voice like this and see what people do. Because it's not that weird. It's not that abnormal to hear someone with a voice like that.

If you weren't famous, I would say 100% do that for a day as a social experiment. To just walk around like this with a voice like this. I could. It's not that hard to do. You probably could hit on a lot more. Yeah, possibly. That's why they do it. It becomes an affectation.

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I had something I wanted to say to someone that was very effusive, complimentary, emotional. I just wanted to say how how much i appreciated somebody no and but i did not want to hear all of the shit that comes after it like oh i under like thank you for saying that like oh you know i mean so much to you blah blah as a response yeah you didn't want them to have to reflexively give it back to you exactly or just like you know say whatever the bullshit is so i called this person up and i said listen i'm gonna tell you these things and i'm gonna hang up the phone i do not want a response i just want to tell you these things i love this i went i said all these

things i said for like three minutes i was like i was getting a little choked up and then i said that's what i want to say and And goodbye. And I hung up. Haven't talked to the person since. Okay. Interesting. I really like this. I don't think it's quite fair what you're doing. Oh, no.

Because it's like, it is obviously you're doing something selfless in the sense that you're saying a bunch of compliments and you literally want nothing back. But sometimes people need, in order to actually take in a compliment, need to say things. Like you're not giving them the opportunity to do the same to you. You know, I guess you are because they could call you back and say the same thing

and say, just listen and don't you fucking say a thing. Ah, they could have gotten me. God, they could have done that. They should do that. Yeah. That's such an interesting thing. I, you know,

you often get a text from someone, you know, that's like, you don't have to write back to this. We've all gotten that before or an email being like I and then you always do yeah but um I do like when people say that because when I say that I really do mean it and I just yeah I think that's I I like I I think I will adopt that to be honest with you because it is sometimes I don't want to tell people how I feel about them because it's too emotional. It's too vulnerable. I think it really is probably what you're doing protecting you from like maybe crying and like hearing the things back.

Oh, absolutely. And like intimacy. Yes. Because that's really uncomfortable to me too. And that's why a lot of times I will write how i feel about someone in a card like that's always how i really like if someone's birthday or like some event like if i get a card i will really go to town emotionally in a card because and then they cannot read it in front of me they have to read it alone and like maybe at a time where they don't even feel like they can text me back and then that is how i can do it but it's it really is for me to like

keep right but i don't want to get back. I don't want to end up crying and hugging. This instance was not like card appropriate. Like it was like, no, but it's the same. Yeah. I'm a huge fan of writing the emotional cards.

I do it all the time. I do it not all the time on occasion. I will do it if I really am feeling something. Yeah. And I'll, you know what I just learned actually about that, about journaling, which I mean, I knew it was like very healthy to do it if I really am feeling something. And I'll just write a card. You know what I just learned actually about that, about journaling? Which, I mean, I knew it was like very healthy to do it, but I didn't realize that there's like an oxytocin response in your brain.

That's why it's so healthy. When you journal at all? Yeah, like anytime you journal or write something, especially if it's like about your feelings or like, you know, like your day and your thoughts and stuff there's a release of oxytocin no matter what you're right even if you're writing something bad like i want to kill probably not that well a grocery list no that that makes sense i mean journaling is so raspberries and then you feel amazing yeah journaling is pretty dope i haven't done it for a really long time but i it but it is the answer to a lot of things

and you don't want to hear it, but it kind of is. It's the same with the meditation. Just like, can we stop? I know, I get it. It's the solution to everything. I know, and it will work, but it's just, I don't want to do it.

Or go outside and go for a walk, whatever it is. Put down your phone. But journaling, it's just so embarrassing sometimes to do because you're just like i'm just like writing to myself so sometimes and i've i think i probably showed this before you write a letter to yourself from like god or whatever and you just like say like hey i'm cool that you've been doing this or you like you just write someone you write from the

perspective of someone else writing to you and that's like a way to make it not feel so masturbatory i guess um but yeah that's that's a good one i will say i got the fucking best dm of my life maybe of my i think of my life um a couple days ago, final thought, I was driving home after two shows in Cape Girardeau, which was, you know, 100 miles away from St. Louis. And so I was driving back to St. Louis. I was in the car with Sean O'Brien. He was driving. And I just like, oh, OK. So we all know that I missed two shows in vienna to see my girl taylor and i was gonna

have a total of 22 shows that i had been to which is an important number in the end after she closes up in vancouver i will would have been to 22 which is a song she does and it just was like a better number than 19 or than 20 but then i lost the two vienna ones So I was like 20, which is great. I got to the, to the two, whatever. It's got to be errors tour because I mean, I think in the future there'll be other tours and you'll get to 22. No,

it's got to be errors because all in all Taylor Swift shows I've been to now, I guess one extra. So, but yeah, it's just errors. Like this has just been such a long running tour. It's just like, I don't know. It's just feels I wanted 22.

And whatever. And I was, such a long-running tour it's just like i don't know it just feels i wanted 22 um and whatever and i was and also i'm going to see this kid perform this on sunday so that kind of counts as like i think a half i at least because i think he's gonna do at least half of the show it's so exciting um but he has to turn in early because he has school the next day but i am i am driving two hours to go see an eight-year-old Taylor Swift. And I'm not going to be cute and be like, I'm just like, he's not a fan. His parents aren't fans. I'm a fan of his. I'm literally going

because this kid, I'll tell you who it is because people might be interested. If you want to follow him, he's gone viral in the Swifty community for sure. Kellen, K-E-L-L-E-N. And this is run by his neighbor, not his parents, like his parents' friends who are neighbors that have their permission. It's Kellen, K-E-L-L-E-N.I-T-T.

Kellen.I-T-T. And he's this little kid who just really really has a great voice great theatrics dances like taylor sings like taylor i'm obsessed and i'm gonna go watch him perform in his deck in the backyard of a small town in michigan and um but anyway so i'm driving home and i checked my like message request which is where like you get people writing you who you don't follow or i don't really understand it but it's usually where the blue check marks land and or like endorsement deals or people being like we've noticed that your engagement needs to come up do you want to join or this is request message request oh this is like a deep this three levels yeah this is where like if you have over i think 10 000 you

start getting a chance to have message requests anyway it's um it's just where celebrities who you don't follow will end up so sometimes i find people like messaging me and i check it once every couple days or whatever and and but it's a lot of people with seven million followers and they're guys like hanging by pools with sunglasses on that just say what's up nikki and it's like i don't go who are you and what do you do like this person's clearly bought followers but seven million i'm not kidding you these guys all like are 22 year olds with seven million followers like it's i'll send some of you them to you brian it's insane please and they just go sup nikki and um so anyway this guy i'm not gonna reveal who but he goes hey i saw you're a fan of Taylor Swift and I might reveal this later after I get permission and um I am this big he didn't say I'm a big deal but he was like you can have my you can um feel

free to use and bring some friends to my suite in this town uh on these dates to the show or shows you want to go to. And I'm like, what the fuck? And I'm like, this is so nice, but I can't go because I know her whole schedule. And if I have a weekend off, I would already be going.

Like I have every ticket to every show that I can go to already. And it's just not possible. So I go, let me just look at that weekend. Where am I? Like, maybe I can move some stuff or like whatever, faint and illness.

And it's Andrew's wedding. And I'm like, oh, whatever faint and illness and it's Andrew's wedding and I'm like, oh I had that weekend blocked up for Andrew's wedding, which is on Saturday. Okay, and I go, where is his wedding two hours from where these shows are happening. So I said a hell. Yeah, I'll go. I'm gonna go Friday

to Tara's drive two hours go to Andrew's wedding, then drive two hours the next night, go to errors again on Sunday. I'm getting my two in and I get to bring some friends with me in this box of this amazing guy who said that I, you know, he was like, I just saw you talking about Taylor

Swift and you seem like someone so fun to meet. You can bring your boyfriend like he knows he's not trying to, you know, that it's like he knows I have a boyfriend. boyfriend he was like we can get in some phone books to sit on um because i know he's short so you saw my special clearly like i think this is all from my special and um wow and and i'm going it's like it's so amazing and taylor or brenna uh andrew's fiance has never seen eras and she is a huge swifty she just couldn't find a way

to go and so I write to Andrew and Brenna I'm like hey what are you guys doing the day after your wedding and they're like we might go to blah blah blah or we don't really know yet and I go do you want to go see eras tour and they're like what and so Brenna starts crying oh my god she's so excited so the

first night they're like official couple they get to go and Brenna goes I don Oh my God. She's so excited. So the first night they're like an official couple. They get to go. And Brenna goes, I don't even care about my wedding anymore. And I'm so excited that I get to take them for their wedding gift. And now I don't have to buy them a fucking toaster or whatever I was going to do. Hell yeah. What is that? It's so fun.

I don't want to give away too much. But it's like you could probably figure it out if you really wanted to you could figure out when andrew's getting married i don't know if he's talked about on his podcast but like yeah it's um because i don't want to give away who gave the tickets or whatever because it's someone involved with the whatever but it's like so fucking cool i can't believe it things happen for a reason i'm gonna get 22 get 22 shows again. I have to say, though, you know how I feel about a box seat. I love a box for the people and the food and the private bathroom and that whole thing. But I got to get up close.

So I think I'm going to buy one ticket for the floor. And I think I'm going to buy one front row ticket for each of the shows I'm going to. Just so I can be in the box, but then I can go down to the floor like during torture poets and all the things i want to and like one ticket is like fourteen thousand dollars oh my god but i'm like i think i need to do it and i think this is it's if i know all my friends are up in the box and they're having a good time and that this guy would be okay with me abandoning the box just for one or two sets or whatever I might do that too so I don't know but I

am so excited to go to Florida well do it buy the ticket for the first show and then see how that goes don't buy a ticket for each show early unless it's impossible I think he can't be mad at me about this like he has to understand that he's giving a drug addict,

like he's giving me some cocaine, but I smoke crack and I love the cocaine. Thank you so much for the piles and piles of cocaine, but I got to get a little crack. Okay. And it's dirty and it's expensive. It's expensive and it's harsh. And I'm going to,

I'm a little bit ashamed about it. It's like going to the bathroom to do coke at a party. You're like, I gotta go step out for a minute. And then you come back, you're all wired. It's like, what did you just do? Based on the city where we're going to see this happen, it's part of the culture there to sneak off to the bathroom for

some coke. So yeah, I'm just going to sneak off to the bathroom to snort some T-Swift. And by the way, I'm freaking out about the new I Can Do It With a Broken Heart video that shows behind the scenes of the Heiress Tour. It's so good. It's so fun. Her outfits are so cute. I have so much to say about that, but I'll probably just talk about it on Instagram Live

this weekend. In Michigan, come see us. Battle Creek, Michigan. Friday and Saturday, Anya and me will be there. And then Sunday, I'm going to that Heiress Tour. We'll see you next week on the show. Thank you guys so much for listening. Thank you, Brian. Thank you, Noah. Don't be cut. And then Sunday, I'm going to that Air Store. We'll see you next week on the show. Thank you guys so much for listening. Thank you, Brian.

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