The Nikki Glaser Podcast - #469 The Glaser Sisters on People.Com , Nikki's Date This Weekend & Living on Cornelia Street?

Episode Date: September 6, 2024

Nikki took her sister Lauren to a Pilates class, and they’ve been having an absolute blast together. Lauren’s really good at rolling with new experiences. Brian thinks it’s important not to overdo it, while Nikki’s working on getting past her fears. At Trader Joe’s, Brian either got hit on or was low-key invited to join a cult—who knows? Nikki and Lauren are chatting about that People.com article featuring Nikki Glaser’s sister, Lauren. They’re also swapping stories about names and an infamous family tale about their mom. Nikki spills the tea on who she’s thinking of bringing to the Creative Emmys and how she’s feeling about the weekend. For the Final Thought, Nikki’s got a plan for next summer and is debating if it’s too wild to actually pull off. Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free, and get exclusive bonus content: https://apple.co/nikkiglaserpodcast  . Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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The Nikki Glaser Podcast. The Nikki Glaser Podcast. Here's Nikki. Hello, here I am. Welcome to the show. It's the Nikki Glaser Podcast. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, here my dog is here uh lauren's chilling she came over today to um go to my um pilates class thing that i do it's i'm sorry to keep calling it pilates to anyone who is associated with the place i go to because it's called lagree and i disagree about calling it that it's called plank p-l-n-k i call it plunk um but it's what they do is lagree and it's it's like i don't know exactly what it means yeah it's l apostrophe a-g-r-e-e i think did it come from france i don't know will someone look up the meaning it's like it's it's like cardio mixed with strength it's like pilates plus cardio i don't know lauren you don't need to look it up um i know it came from a country in europe called condescension

condescension yeah okay yeah okay yeah oh yeah it does it was her first class what did you think i talk about this class all the time it was really hard and there's a lot of different movements different instructions i mean it's a lot to master it's you pull levers you got to get on different sides there and while you're completing a move and like holding a plank they're describing the next thing you are going to do and then as soon as you get done with it you have to move into that thing so yeah it's like no time to breathe you're like in a marathon to get to the next move but what i like about it i like it a lot because what i like about it is that they don't they're not forcing you to do it right they're not like if you want to if you yeah there's no correction which i really appreciate there's sometimes they do just because they can tell

you want it but most of the time no i do love a question before the class forever every class i have ever taken where they go, any pregnancy, postpartum? Like anyone's going to raise their hand in the middle of a class and be like, I'm pregnant. Like no one or injuries, pregnancy, postpartum, which could all be under one umbrella. Some people love announcing their injuries though.

I mean, I've seen people who go, I have a wrist injury that I can't. And then they get all these like, oh, I'm so sorry. How'd that happen? Here's what you can do. Special treatment. I one time was taking a new class and she was like, any injuries?

And it was just one-on-one with her. So I didn't have to announce it. And I was like, oh, my shoulder's kind of whatever. And then Kirsten told me, she was like, if you tell them that you have an injury, they'll comment on it the whole time and keep correcting you. And so it's like,

if you don't want that, just adjust for yourself. You don't need to. Good tip. Yeah, it was a good tip because she was right because they're liable then, I think. Is it liable is a word?

Liable? Liable. Liability. Liable is when you say something mean. Bad, yeah. And liable is, what is um when you're when you're accountable and you could be sued for something that you're responsible for okay i already forgot the word i learned yesterday hold on inculpate yes oh my god thank god i got it i'm trying to learn new words lauren and i this one has been a struggle for me but inculpate is

like in my head because inculpate is like it's a gross sounding word it's not good it's not like you're like swallowing it to accuse or blame yeah it's not good um question for lauren yes so how are you like in these new things that you take like this new class i'm sure like do you get overwhelmed by all the instruction trying to follow along and all that stuff? How do you handle all that? It goes so quickly that you just, by the time if you've messed up that move, you move on to another move. I mean, I just was looking at what everyone else was doing

and just trying to copy them. Lauren is so good about trying new stuff because she's the one that's like, come do this class with me. She does a thing called Class Pass where you get to try different classes. And like, I'm just someone, if I find something I like, I do it the same thing all the time and I never stray.

See, I get so bored. And you're a little bit experimental. Yeah, I like doing different kind of workouts because then you're just doing the same thing. It's just, I think I have too much ADD that I just can't do the same thing over and over again. But I like that for my ADD because I liked it to be predictable so I know what's going to happen. Maybe none of this is ADD. Maybe I'm just describing things to it. Yeah, I could just be making my own self-diagnosis.

No, no, no. I think yours fits the description a little bit more than mine does. I'm like, I like to note things the way they are. But it's like I was talking to Hala and Kirsten on Girls Chatter, both Pilates instructors. And Hala was saying that she never does the same class twice. And she puts a lot of pressure on herself to like change it up, to make it different

for her students, you know, taking the class. And I was like, girl, no one will ever notice. I've taken these classes a million times. I don't notice. I like it when, I almost like it when if you classes a million times i don't notice i like it when i almost like it but if you did the same thing every day i would i would like it more but we all put so much pressure on ourselves for things that like no one cares about yeah i think it's almost like chronic for everyone in every aspect of their lives yeah no one cares about

anything that anybody does quite frankly unless it affects them directly and i think uh that's a great lesson to just like always take a step back and be like do i really need to be doing this this well like what you you mean when you're putting yourself pressure on yourself for a project or um even like a workout like no one cares like how do you apply that one of the greatest this is kind of tertiary to that but one of the greatest lessons i've learned about working out is tertiary yes one of the greatest lessons is if you feel like if you pushed yourself a little bit harder you would get injured there is no shame in just stopping early yeah because there's nothing worse than injuring yourself and then you can't work out for three weeks because of it.

Yes. That was a wisdom lesson I had to learn. Because before I'd be like, you got to push through, you pussy. And then I'd like force myself to do a squat and then I'd be in excruciating pain. And then I'd be like, why did I do that? Why did I call myself a pussy? But then there's also the side of things that where you like no pain, no gain. Right.

Well, that's that's toxic. And there's like these like motivational lines. Did you what was your motivational thing written on the floor? You had me at yellow pole. Oh, that one's dumb. Yeah. It's like because when you put on a yellow when you put on a yellow spring, it's like lighter load. So it's like you had me at yellow.

So they quoted a rom-com from 1994 i forgot that it's jerry mcguire mine was something about like lagree is my cardio and that didn't make me feel good because i was like i don't have to do cardio today even though i don't feel like this is cardio for me even though i you know i should wear like a heart rate thing and see if it even does it but yeah i mean there is a time though where it does feel like you should uh you should push yourself um and and you get like because there i've wanted to quit so many times in my career i think i read i've quoted this a million times but i remember years ago reading that louis ck at least he used to run five miles a day because at one point in that he always wants to like quit because it's never easy five miles is never going to be something that's like whatever

it's always no matter how in shape he gets it's like oh that last mile is like i want to quit i've already done four i'm fine with four five is unnecessary but he always pushes through to five and i'm i'm kind of like uh being a little uh liberal with my understanding of what he said. But he said the gist of it was that because he does the five, the rest of the day when he's on set and he's tired and he doesn't want to do another take or he doesn't want to get that, we don't need that extra shot or that extra angle. He's like, no, like I know that fifth,

I've already done that fifth mile so I can do this again today in different ways. Or I'm on stage and I'm bombing or I'm scared to do this joke that's new, like push through. And I think that's what I guess, but for me, doing these classes gives me a false sense of I've already done that. So I don't need to do it in any other aspect of my life of pushing through. So the rest of the day, I'm not like inspired by that push through. I'm almost like you've worked today. And I've talked about this before, like doing cardio or doing a workout can give you a sense of accomplishment that is not really doing anything for my life, like in any other.

Mentally, I think, though, it can put you in a different headspace. Yeah, it makes you feel good. I have a little anecdote that maybe will sort of help with this uh so we have a friend who's just going through a really hard time uh just like with his family and stuff just feeling really bad and and he um he was he called avi one uh one evening and um who's just like you know he's he's kind of like um a freak, but he's working really hard on his own to like let go of all that. So Avi said to him, he's like, well, you need to do something outside of your comfort zone. And our friend really likes to exercise. And he's like, you got to stop going

to the gym and doing the same things. He's like, think of what's the thing that you hate doing the most. So our friend goes, I hate stretching. So Avi says, okay says okay you gotta sign up for a yoga class our friend is like no i don't want to go to yoga so avi said okay here's this place they offer a two weeks pass and you could bring a friend i will go with you to class if you if you buy the pass so they ended up going to the class on sunday morning and uh the teacher was giving mantras as they were doing the yoga poses. And of course, for someone who's impatient like our friend and who's a control freak to hold yoga poses was very hard and he said he wanted to quit. But then she said this line that he related to

because it kind of went along with what he's going through and it just helped him so much. And at the end of it, he was like, wow, I did something that I really can't stand I felt heard in a way and now he he's going to try to go to yoga a little bit more and see if that helps him what was the line was it you complete me it was save the last dance I don't know

it was show me the money I couldn't think of that that's so funny it was basically uh like don't look at things of the past you can't control the past just look forward or something like that okay so now he doesn't like it does he like yoga or he's just kind of tolerating it but he sees how it can help him outgrow this box that he's in i'm trying to think if someone asked me, like, what's the thing you hate the most? Or because here's the difference. Like, I hate doing things.

And then there are things I'm scared of doing because I'm going to be bad at them. But I wish I was good at and then I would do it. You know, like tennis. I wish I was good at tennis. It seems like something fun to do. But I'm scared because the only way to get good at tennis it seems like something fun to do but i'm scared because the only way to get good at tennis is to practice and the only way to practice is on a court that's next to other people playing tennis at a better level than you and then you are hitting their ball into their

game and it's just humiliating there's no way to get good at tennis in a vacuum like it's i know what about getting a tennis instructor it sort of feels like you'd enjoy having like tennis lessons i've taken them as a kid, but even the tennis lessons, you are still on a court next to people playing a game and being, you're like annoying them. But why do you care what they think? Because I just feel really, I feel handicapped in a way that I shouldn't be.

Like, I feel like I look like someone who should be able to play. Like if I literally had a handicap and I was bad at tennis, like would be like oh wow you're good for like what we expect you to do but I feel like I have all the faculties of someone who should be able to be good at it and I'm just not and it makes me feel insane when I'm bad at you you're the same way we took tennis lessons like isn't yeah if you're not if you don't have a natural talent something I would John McEnroe that's all that's what I'm very much like John McEnroe in the fact that I will throw my tennis racket, but that's the only way in which we are similar. But I would just throw it because I'm so,

withing a ball, there's nothing more frustrating to me than that feeling. And I realized that when Chris and I almost bought this house that had a tennis court, I was like, I can maybe get good at tennis because this is a private, and i can be bad alone yeah and not in front of other people i just want to do i want to be bad alone but i'm trying to think of like what my stretching thing is or like my you hate roller coasters oh oh yeah but you don't need to force yourself into that amusement ride i mean i think that's actually a good idea lauren because it is like i'm a statistics person like i'm i will follow the laws of math and science and like these

and the physical world you can't you're not gonna die on these rides the it's the the odds of it are insane and if i'm driving places and i'm flying, like it's it's even I would guess the LODs are even slimmer of dying in one of these things, which is is the fear. I'm going to die or that I'm just going to be scared. Maybe that's the fear. You just don't like the feeling of it. But the scaredness comes from the fear of dying. Right, Brian? Like, I'm scared of being scared.

But but I do like I do like the feeling sometimes of being on a haunted house no no no i stand by the fact that i am right in not liking to be scared in that way in an unpredictable way i i think i'm so right to not like scary movies and haunted houses. I don't. That is a kind of person I am not and I don't wish to be. And most people I wish to be. I used to think that scary movies and stuff were a waste of time. And I think I figured out why people like them or why they're good. Or at least why I would enjoy them even though I've decided. Like I don't like that.

When I saw The Ring when I was in middle school or whenever that was. I couldn't sleep for months. It had nothing to do with your mattress? Yeah, because the mattress was Tempur-Pedic. And I was like, why are you giving a kid a Tempur-Pedic? And whenever the snow would come on TV, I would freak out. And nowadays I realize, but I love zombie movies. I love apocalypse shows.

I love things where it's the end of the world. I went to go see A Quiet Place Part 1. I enjoyed that. And I was like, why do I like this? And it was because you get to be scared for a finite amount of time. And then it's over. And so it tricks your subconscious into thinking the threat is eliminated and you get this period of comfort.

Wait, why does the ring not give you that as well? Well, when I was a kid, yeah, I don't know. I don't know why straight horror movies don't do that for me. Is it because zombies are so far from the realm of possibility for us versus if it's a ghost movie movie that's like oh that could actually be real because ghosts maybe are real is it that i don't know i have no idea i mean isn't

it weird also that you as a child no you never hear a child being like i slept horrible last night my back like a child never complains about the surface they're sleeping why is that is it because there's one reason it's because you're not jewish there's jews all over there's six-year-old jews all over my back we can't change that much from 13 let's talk about like a teenager from 13 until 27 you can't change that much that like you're it really i think is mental i think the pressures of mental like i think our backs start hurting when we start to have to be on our own and like provide for ourselves and feel more of a sense of autonomy in this world and there's not someone taking care of us and they i just read a study about how the people who are most affected by depression

right now are people in their 20s yeah everyone everyone thinks it's going to be um us millennials for some i don't know what the argument there but or or they think it's mostly teenagers right but teenagers are going through a surge of depression and suicide and all those things obviously because of social media is probably the main cause and impending climate change and stuff like that. But they found that 20-year-olds suffer the most because there is a support system when you're still a kid. You have family. You have a school looking out for you. I mean, maybe not well, but at least there's some kind of structure in your life.

And when you're in your 20s, no one's fucking looking out for you anymore. And these people, people in their 20s are the loneliest there's also people aren't going out anymore and socializing people don't have um you know these built-in social structures that give them friends so there's so many people are so lonely in their 20s and 30s and they're broken and they're broke get people off the internet and put people into real communities again. Yeah. Are these just people that aren't going out? If they're going...

But where do they go? There are also people that don't go to church anymore. Yeah, you gotta go to church. Church used to be a great way for people to meet people. What would you do? I was in Trader Joe's yesterday and I was wearing my classic sweatshorts and shirt, which makes me look like kind of I was just working out or something. And so the cashier was like, you just get done working out?

And I was like, no, I'm just how I am. And then he's like. They never stop being that person. Yeah. That's so funny that like, of course, you go to Trader Joe's and someone comments on your outfit. Like, okay, go on. Sorry.

Well, they're the nicest. They're the nicest. It's the nicest grocery store around. It's your neighborhood Trader Joe's. And then you go to Ralph's and they're like, they want to kill you. I mean, it's crazy.

Get out of my store. They're like mad that you're buying food at their store. But I don't blame them, obviously. They're just not getting paid enough. Yes. But the Trader Joe's, this guy was like, you got to go to the rock climbing gym but i don't blame them obviously they're just not getting paid enough yes but um the trader joe's this guy was like um you gotta go to the rock climbing gym that i go to and i was like

what he's like you gotta join he's like here's what happens we do we do rock climbing and then around seven o'clock they bring out a dj and then everyone just kind of hangs and climbs and talks and we're all friends and i'm like i that's like for you that sounds amazing i can't think of something i would want to do less than this is a cult it's a cult it's like the new um why would he invite you he doesn't know you i don't know did you give a vibe that he would just like why would he do like that's suspicious to me when someone doesn't know me and they're like come on and do this thing and i'm like you don't know me like when guys used to just like i would be chatting with a guy that when i was like dating and single and they would just be like i don't know i really see a future with us like you

you're so compelling to me like so fast and i'm i would be like i call bullshit you don't know anything about me this is such a lie watch out for anyone that wants to include you too soon because i'm just i mean stay at home. Stay away from people. Don't make friends. Be suspicious. This guy was interesting. I think there's a world where it's a cult and there's a world where I think maybe. No, it sounds fun. Maybe he was hitting on me.

I'm not sure. Oh, gotcha. Yeah. Okay. That actually. Okay. I'm not sure. I see what's going on here.

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for at least a part of your life or however long and then when you finally are like i'm this thing then you just get to be it very loudly and anyone has a problem with it fucking fuck you and you just get to be you and it's i don't know they're just they're having a lot of fun i just i um i'm i've become obsessed with last call story it's just i'm trying to get my sister i know i haven't listened yet i'm sorry but i i told her like don't be turned off by like all the cultural references that you won't understand and like the lingo you'll catch on soon and you'll feel so much cooler and smarter and more cultured

literally because you listen so i'm just i can't stop talking about it it's my identity because she's famous now. Oh yeah. I saw an article about her on people.com. Not to mention her three kids, but she's famous now. And so she has, yeah, she's hired a team to deal with this. Who is Nikki Glaser's sister? We, okay.

So I woke up to a text from Jen, my assistant, I think on Saturday morning, Friday morning, that said, who is Lauren Glazer? Who is Nikki Glazer's sister? Is that the title? Yeah, all about Nikki Glazer's sister, Lauren Glazer. Nikki Glazer and sister Lauren Glazer

were born just 18 months apart. Yes, is the headline. And then there's a picture of us on a ferry boat from Matt. Her husband is part of an outdoor company called Big Muddy Adventures in St. Louis. And we went on like a old steamboat cruise. Yeah.

That was really fun. It was cool. And they took a picture of us. Someone did. And that's the picture that ended up on this People magazine. Now, I woke up to this text from Jen. I got to say I was having like a depressing morning that day. It was like I got hit by depression this weekend. And It was like, I got hit by depression this weekend and I was like,

I can't deal with this right now. Like I can't handle this right now. I don't even know. Like there wasn't like a jealousy or anything. Like I think some people thought that I was like someone wrote, cause I posted on my Instagram story and Jacqueline Novak, who I love and has a podcast on our same network called Poog. But Jacqueline Novak wrote was like,

I never forget your joke about looking like Nosferatu. Like, and your sister was beautiful and you were behind your mom's legs going, what about me? And so she was like, this was this trigger. She kind of like made a reference. Like,

was this rough for you? And I'm like, no, but it like my biggest fear is that I would open it up. And then somehow the comments would come up first and it would be like she should be the famous one she's prettier we like her more like that was but I was depressed that day like I wasn't I wasn't thinking clearly so I was like I can't read this yet in case the comments somehow find me um and I was also going to be horrified like sometimes I

feel really bad that I bring in my family to stuff. And, like, people, like, find out things about them that, or, like, put them in, like, when mom had the Julia Roberts thing happen when we were in Europe. She didn't mind that happening, though. But also, like, it made her look mean in a way that she wasn't trying to be. And it just, like, put her in a light that she didn't ask for. And I'm like, that I obviously put her in um but no i just felt like oh god does lauren even want this and what is this gonna say did some bot write this like it actually wasn't and it was such a good article yeah it was so sweet it was really nice and it's so cute that people are like they are just trying to give people things they want someone wants to know people want to know who you

are yeah you're in demand like well it's only because of you because you're so famous well it was it was it did feel good to me that like someone's so interested in me that they would want to know about my sister because i'm also that way with celebrities where i'm like wait i do want to know about zach efron's brother he's a brother like you want you want to get into the family. It's fascinating to me. So, but it was a really well-written article. Thank you to whoever wrote it. I forget the person who did it,

but it was not a bot. I thought it was going to be a bot. They listened to podcast. Emily, who? Weaver. Weaver. Thank you so much,

Emily. You did great research. You listened to this podcast. You listened to a podcast. My dad was on, you listened to. There was a lot of interviews you had done. I mean, it was like the only thing you got wrong was her name my sister's name is lauren green but that's okay because okay i kind of like that though because yeah is your name

lauren glazer green like did it switch i changed my middle name no you didn't no what yeah so jane is just gone jane's gone like literally there's no it's not lauren jane glazer green no i didn't. No. Really? What? Yeah. So Jane is just gone? Jane's gone. Like literally there's no, it's not Lauren Jane Glazer Green? No, I didn't keep it. I just, I thought it'd be too confusing to have four names. It's so confusing. Does Spanish do it? Yeah.

Oh my God. That's so interesting. I didn't know you would change your middle name. That's pretty cool. I've never heard that before. Really? My friend has done it before. I feel like it's common. I've never heard of it it you're the first person i've heard of doing this no i think i'm gonna do it because i have not changed my last i just don't want to go through

the whole rigmarole of changing my name yeah but maybe if i change it to my middle name because i don't have a middle name oh now you will oh this is exciting you should do it mind blown oh i like this a lot like if you wanted to keep your last name you could just not claim it as like a hyphenated name okay or i like that dig into that a little bit why what what was going on with your parents that they were like let's just not give a middle name lazy it's just pure like we don't want to think of one i don't is it not a jewish tradition maybe yeah i think it just was not a common thing i don't know i don't know isn't it fun to come up with a middle name for some something you know what we were talking about on it's so i think it's fun but some people i mean

i could i should talk it took me four months to name my dog a first name. I'm still a little bit on the fence about it. Her name's Goldie. We were talking on girls chat about how women have to give up their names. I've done a bit about it. It's just kind of strange to me that you can't find anyone you went to high school with

that's a woman. Old name. I talk about in this joke that the only time your name ever comes up as a woman who's married is when your son calls you because he's locked out of his bank account. And he's like, Mom, what's your old name? It's a security question. Yeah, it's a bank security question. That's all your name becomes.

And it's kind of true. But I was reading some kind of, i don't know wedding announcement and it was like mr and mrs gordon graham and i was like where's her at all she's mrs gordon graham now like she has his name too like fuck that i'm fine with women taking the husband's name. I've gotten on board with it, even though I'm a little bit like, I'm not fully on board. I'm a little grossed out

because it just seems like property and it seems like you just lose who you are. It's kind of cool if you don't like your last name, you get a new one. It's kind of fun to switch it up. Why not? But I do think it's strange that if you're a woman if you're

if you're looking for a classmate who you grew up with a woman you grew up with good luck yeah she's a missing person now because there's no there's no evidence of her anywhere her name change on facebook you can't find her on linkedin. You will not. But any guy you went to school with? Oh, easy as pie. This happens to me all the time where I'll remember someone from high school. And if it's a guy, I can find it. Girl, can't find it. Because they've gotten married and they've changed it a million times.

Because they've gotten remarried. Yeah. Again and again. And that's a little bit of a shame. But I guess some people don't want to be found. So that's good, too. But I think it is cute to change your name. It's kind of fun.

My wife kept her name. I don't even know why I did it. Your wife kept her name. Yeah, she's still Allie Canik. Yeah. And how do you feel about that? I'm sure you don't care at all. I don't really.

I guess there was part of me that was like I would have liked if she decided to change it. That would have given me like plus points of happiness. But her not changing it doesn't give me negative points. Okay. I'm just like, okay. She has a cool last name. I think Chris would feel the same way. It's a cool name.

It is. Canik is a cool name. It's crunchy and it's cute and it's very her yes she's just like she has like a bubbly personality she's like just a crunchy k is like always like a cutesy girl sound but like what did you even think you why did you change your name you just said you didn't i don't know why you did yeah i i think well green is a dope name because rachel green friends that's what i thought it's so common though it is way more common than glazer yeah well yeah there's so many greens out there um i kind of i only changed it because actually i don't even know why i think i just changed it

for conformity reasons and when i was when we were going to start a family, I was like, it'd be easier if we all had the same last name. Yeah. Well, let me talk about if podcast listeners don't know, because you've had to be following me for a really long time to know the story, when you named your daughter. Oh, that's a good story. That's a really good story. Brian, do you know this no i have no idea i posted on instagram i'm actually confused why you're why your name's green oh i'm because i'm married to oh that's okay so that's your married name but you were a blazer at one point oh yes i

was okay but now her middle name is sorry that was really, that was really dumb of me. No, no, no. Go on. I don't think it was dumb. I think we weren't very clear. So your daughter, you had a son named Arlo at this time, and then you gave birth to a daughter. I was living in New York at the time. My parents were in St. Louis. So was Lauren.

She goes into labor, I would say around midnight or something. You probably didn't give birth until four in the morning, five in the morning, something like that. Went into labor probably, yeah, a lot earlier than that. Probably 5 p.m. I forget how long labor takes. I was at the doctor for maybe eight hours or something. So the baby gets born and- Baby's born at like four o'clock in the morning.

Yeah, four o'clock in the morning. I wake up at 6 a.m i think and see the text that's on and also um didn't know the sex of the baby was going to be surprised oh i didn't know that and then also didn't have a name picked out or hadn't shared any names so that was all right up for like yeah so no one knew what was coming down the pike. And so then Lauren, so Matt texts a picture of Poppy as a newborn infant and writes, Poppy Louise Green. Louisa. Louisa Green. So sorry, Poppy.

Poppy Louisa Green, born May the 3rd. Yeah. Blah, blah blah blah weighs 7 pounds 6 ounces 23 inches whatever

all the things and like just healthy happy and like a beautiful picture of her like just a classic text of information

welcome to the world Poppy Louisa Kane just to our parents just to our parents and me my husband's parents and and but this the chat is just our family me you mom dad matt yeah that's it and my mom does she the first to write back she first to write back no oh my gosh congratulations wow way to go lauren like none of that welcome to the family all she writes is that is that really her name question mark i'm like oh my god as if they would have made some sort of joke is that really her name i think it was a double question mark two questions yes i think there was a double

which which is almost more harsh like so harsh yeah wow and it's like a welcome to the world i just got finished having a baby your granddaughter is just the world what's wrong with you had just pushed final push it's right up there with cool. As a reply from a mom. Wow. But if she said cool at that moment. And then Nikki, you follow up and you're like, oh my gosh, congratulations.

I love her name. I love her. You saved it. But then I obviously started a sidebar with Lauren and Matt and was like, oh my god. mom's response. And she goes, in mom's defense, she was like, I really thought it was a joke. She's like, I didn't know that's a name. She didn't know that could be a name.

And now she's like, no one questions the name. It's like the cutest name ever. Now your kids have really cool names. We're obsessed with the name. But at the time, it was, oh mom mom that was like the biggest mistake of mom's life because she has never lived it down she's still she kind of doubles down on it though like i thought it was a joke i didn't know she's like now she couldn't be anything and we're like poppy but we're like no mom it's not that you thought it was a joke it's just it it really is that it's

just you couldn't have said whether or not they were joking, there is a new picture of your granddaughter in the world that has just entered the world at five in the morning and you write at 5.30 in the morning. Mom wakes up and just writes. And then, wait, the best part of this whole thing, you would think like after that, she would write something else. I'm not joking, you guys.

I woke up, so the announcement was like 4 a.m. My mom writes at 5 30 when she sees it is that really her name double question mark and then I wake up at like 8 so it's been like

my mom has left that text for about two and a half hours oh my god and there's been no follow up no follow up it's so funny dude

and I don't even think dad texted I don't maybe he texted something but yeah they were just in shock over it which is so dumb but this is why parents this is why parents are so um like they have to well when forrest came along i remember mom was like i'm not saying anything and i go yeah you shouldn't like

she's like well you don't we're not saying, no, before he came. Oh. But what do you mean? Before he came, like, if I don't like his name, I'm not saying anything. It's like, yeah, you shouldn't. It's already

on the birth certificate. Like, she's almost like, well, you're not gonna get my opinion this time. Well, we didn't need it the first time. I have two lines of defense for your mom.

Sure. One is 5.30 in the morning. She's probably groggy waking up like, what is this random baby? She knew I was in labor though. She knew I was at the hospital. No, there's no excuse. Number two is boomers just aren't great at texting.

They don't. They're not. They just don't. They're not good at the nuance of the emotion. Oh, my God. I got into a text fight with mom the other day that I really I should I need to apologize. I did apologize later. I didn't see like how upset she was about it.

But she was like, I told her I was going to go see a house with Chris and we always invite her to go. And she's literally never been. And so she goes, how is that house and i go um i go uh not not good not i go not not good but it was a fun time it's what i said and she goes so so what do you get so she said something like so what are you you going to do? And I go, well, clearly I said not good. She goes, what are you going to do? Something like, but it was like some sort of question of like, but are you going to make an offer?

And I'm like, but you could tell she was like, don't make an offer then. And I'm like, but that was me saying not good. And I realized I got so upset and I go, mom, when I said not good, I thought it implied I would not make an offer and that this was a done deal. It was like over. But you're still checking to be like, Nikki, are you doing something with this? Are you moving on this? And I realized I was talking to Chris about I was like, why did this make me so mad? It's because, again, like I talked about it last week when she like gets mad at me about like taking her to dinner and she goes, we can't. It's too expensive. It makes me feel like I'm making poor financial decisions

Like it makes me feel like She judges me that I can't be trusted To make financial decisions So when she goes Nikki are you going to do something about this house Are you going to get it That wasn't her being like are you going to get it It was her being like

Thinking I'm going to get something I just said I hate it And it made me so mad And she was like I can't say anything to you without being attacked. And she is right. I did. I did go hard. I was like, you think that I would get a house that I said not good? Do you trust me?

Look back at the text conversation, mom. See what you and I was like, is this worth it? Is this worth it to get into this fight with my mom who's not going to be around forever? Like, what am I doing? I need to put down the phone and just let let our parents text the way they text yes and let it be yes do you know that a majority of people argue over the style of people's argument as opposed to like the whoa oh my god tone tone tone people love to talk about tone tone creates arguments i think yes yep and you were just

saying how like why is julie saying it like this instead of her expressing her actual concern it comes off with criticism and you respond back to it as like why would you say that so it's like we argue about how people say things yes tone is also a part of it yes can i just do a um i'm sorry i didn't want to interrupt this go ahead i just want to do a quick before the five minutes is up a quick recap of three things that we talked about one is um shout out to jacqueline novak because she is also nominated for an emmy coming up yes best writing writing for a variety special and then um uh number two is i have a question about louis ck running five miles that seems shocking to me i'm serious dude i read isn't he like wasn't he at the time especially famously like out of shape and a slob and he talked about

how he was out of shape during i'm guessing i read this because i remember where i was when i read it i was in my apartment that i lived with with anya and so i'm guessing I read this because I remember where I was when I read it. I was in my apartment that I lived with Anya. And so I'm guessing it was 2013 or 14 is when I read this. So it was during his Louis FX show. He was trying to get jacked or in shape then. Probably trying to get in shape. Running five miles a day. That's really surprising.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the number three is your chance of dying in a roller coaster accident is 1 in 24 million. Which is actually not that low. I mean, imagine how many people go on roller coasters. I bet a lot of that is like heart attacks, though. Are people just being jostled around too much?

Jostled around too much? I'm going to the Emmys this weekend with dad. I'm bringing dad as my date i could have brought mom for an extra 900 but i i just was like i just want dad needs a trip alone i just kind of don't want to deal with both of them no offense mom i love you so much and i love taking you to things and i obviously could have paid that 900 but i did go mom if you want to go i'll pay the 900 she goes i don't need to go i like i did use the price to like get her to be on board with me not going even though that is not she probably i'm sure she really wanted to go but

i think this will be really a good time with you and dad and dad will feel special he should feel special the emmys are this weekend yeah well the creative arts emmys i'm presenting at them and i'm i'm nominated what are you wearing i don't know yet. I'm going to get fitted on Friday. So I always get fitted the day before for things. So I don't know how I'm going to wear my hair. I don't know anything. I'm getting a spray tan that night. Everything kind of comes together in one day. I'm like, oh my

God, I can't believe I have to look the best I've ever looked in a couple days. But yeah, that's happening. And Chris is bringing his mom and I'm bringing dad and we're going to parent trap them and they're going to fall in love. Wow. And then,

oh my gosh. We're going to be brother and sister like we've always wanted to be and it's going to make our sex life so much hotter. That's so weird. But what if they did fall in love? Like,

what if they had sex to each other? I mean, anything can happen. Anything can happen at the Emmys. That's what everyone always says. So it'll be fun So what are you nominated for creative arts?

That's the best special. That's best special or best Yeah, that's my award that the only thing I'm nominated for

is being given out there and also the Tom Brady roast. Oh yeah, and editing will also be given out there but that's not me. That's more Guy Harding and so yeah, And editing will also be good out there, but that's not me. That's more guy Harding.

Um, and so yeah, my, the editing will be awarded, rewarded, rewarded there to guy Harding. He's going to win.

And then, um, my special, which I'm against Dick Van Dyke. Yeah. Billy Joel. Yeah.

That's going to be tough. Billy Joel. Dave Chappelle. And, uh, I feel like you could beat Dave Chappelle

because he's won so many awards. Like, they're going to be like another one, you know? Yeah, I think Dick Van Dyke is going to take it. If they're, I'm taking it home because that's already happened

and it's like, that's the way I talk now. It's amazing that you defeated Billy Joel and Dick Van Dyke. And Dick Van Dyke, I defeated him. Yes. You finally defeated him.

I mean, he's finally been taken down. I told Chris, I'm'm like if Dick Van Dyke is there and I win I'm just gonna give it to him like don't make this 99 year old man go to the creative arts Emmys and don't give it to him maybe he won't be there

I'm hoping he won't be there because I am gonna win and I don't want him to have gotten it's so funny though that we really like prioritize time, at least for me, like when I see old people doing things that are trivial or like meaningless,

I'm always like, no, like go do anything else, but listen to this person. Tell you the specials of the day. Like I don't waste old people's time, you know, cause they don't have much.

I'm always like, don't, I don't, I don't, don't bother them with an interview. Like don't bother people i get that for dick van dyke it doesn't matter because it's all the same we could all die tomorrow and our lives are all they've had a bunch of life before this so it it's okay to waste old people's time i think that if you're not a famous person if you're a regular old person from what i've seen in my experience there's nothing

that you want more than to have your time wasted by somebody because of loneliness like um oh that's a good point old people in my neighborhood will love if you just stop them and start talking to them about whatever that's so true that's so true they don't see people i guess i'm talking about famous old people yeah for famous people famous old people, I get it. Leave them alone. But they probably still like to stay relevant. Yeah, they absolutely like to stay active. You're right.

That's me projecting some bullshit of my own. So Dick Van Dyke, you know what? I hope you go and I hope you lose. And I hope you have a great time. Because guess what? You're used to losing. You've been in this business forever. You've had so many ups and downs.

What's another down for you at the age of 99? Why we have to give why should he win just because he's 99 i mean that isn't if if the work is amazing 99 i think he's 99 99 he's already winning and he has a great book called keep moving which explains his secret to longevity which is a really great book a really optimistic book that's just so good to read especially if you're scared of dying. Dick Van Dyke's Keep Moving is like

unbelievably optimistic and cheery. I'm going to read that hopefully before I meet him. What? Do you know who you're going to be sitting next to? No, but I do know

the other people that were going to be there. So let's just run down this list. B-Boy Victor Montalvo. Team USA and Olympian and bronze medal winner In breaking A break dancer

Garcelle Bouveau Tempted by love Jonathan Bennett Finding Mr. Christmas Mike Birbiglia Danny Bowman Love on the spectrum Danny

Danny The cartoon The animation Danny Oh Oh my god The Danny who was like Do you have a job? And he goes,

I work at Ralph's and she goes, ugh. She dumps that guy because he works at Ralph's and she's like, now how will that, this one guy works

at a trading card place. She's on a first date on Love on the Spectrum and she's very into whoever she ends up with working in animation. Yeah, she loves animation.

That's just important to her. She's got glasses. That's all she cares about, yeah. Yeah, she's so adorable and she talks like a cartoon character. She's so cute and so smart and so funny. I cannot wait important to her. She's got glasses. That's all she cares about, yeah. Yeah, she's so adorable. And she talks like a cartoon character.

She's so cute and so smart and so funny. I cannot wait to meet her. This is so exciting. I did not even put this together. But she's on a date with this guy, a first date, and he works at Spalding or something for trading cards. I don't know, like baseball cards. And he loves his job.

He's talking about how rewarding it is. He's an autistic. He's on the spectrum as well. He has a great job. And's talking about how much, how rewarding it is. He's, he's an autistic. He's on the spectrum as well. He has a great job. And she goes, that's great. Now, how will that,

um, how will you transition into animation? And like, he goes, that's an interesting question. Like he's, he's not even in the, he's not even thinking about animation.

And she's like really at considering, um, LeVar Burton, uh, Maskim Cheromkovsky, umsky um from so you think you could dance barbara corcoran oh holy shit wait a second okay let me just tell you who else is gonna be there and then i'm gonna get back to barbara corcoran because it reminded me of a huge thing mark cuban matt friend laurie grenier dad's gonna meet shark tank laurie grenier a lot yeah um robert hershevik

famously married his dancing with the co-star dancing with stars partner who he fell in love with derrick huff um kristin kish from top chef lucy lu don't even think she won't be there jane lynch i love jane lynch ariana maddox. Vanderpump. Katie Maloney from Vanderpump. I don't know who she is, but I'm excited. Tig Notaro. Kevin O'Leary. Mr. Wonderful.

And Hannah Waddingham from Ted Lasso. Oh, this is a good group. I'm going to get to meet these people. I'm going to be mingling. So you're presenting with them? I think they're, these are, oh yeah,

these are presenters. Yeah. These are the presenters at the Creative Arts Emmys this weekend. Yes, this weekend on Saturday. And where is this? Is it going to be in North Hollywood or somewhere else?

I don't know. I think it's like downtown. I don't remember, honestly, where it was because you just like get in a car and they drive you and then you show up.

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Final thought. Okay, guys. I follow most of my Instagram feed is taylor swift stuff just different accounts i follow that's showing different taylor swift stuff and last night an alert came up that um the apartment she the townhouse she rented for a month or so um on cornelia street is available for rent um and i go i'm and this is an album if you don't know she like pretty much wrote the lover album about this house and there's a famous song called cornelia street that's about this apartment on cornelia street it's just like it's it's as if you were it's like abbey road for beatles it's like i'm trying to think of like placing it's like um joni mitchell laurel canyon bungalow i'm trying to think of the chelsea

hotel uh this is like an iconic place at first new y New York, right? The Home Alone House. In New York. I've definitely, the Home Alone House, thank you, where that amazing album was recorded. So I, I've seen this place before, obviously.

Actually, Anya has a producer friend who lived, whose family owns the place next door. So I was like next door to Cornelia Street. But it's like, if you go there any day in Manhattan,

it's like in the village. If you go there, there's people taking pictures street but it's like if you go there any day in manhattan it's like in um the village if you go there there's people taking pictures outside it's like really really famous it was the we went to cornelia street in um zurich no sorry in vienna when the can't that's where everyone gathered when the concert was canceled to a place that was just named the same as this street in new york so this place is up for rent. It's insanely expensive, but I definitely messaged the broker yesterday and I talked to Chris and I was like, Chris, can we rent this place for the summer?

Is it possible? The summer, what summer? Next summer. Okay. Because it becomes available in April. Okay. And I'm sure I'm very late on the list of people who want to rent this place but

tell me do you think it will you know that I don't have great dreams of being friends with Taylor Swift I just like my relationship as it is as a fan but will this completely ruin any chance of being friends with her if I happen to rent the place where one of my favorite albums was made

like would that creep you out if you were her? I don't think. Would you just keep me at arm's distance to be like, ooh, you rented my apartment? Because it's not about me smelling the sheets and being like, this is the floorboards where she walked. It's a cool apartment.

And it's just a cool, funny thing to do. And it's in the best place. And it's Cornelius Street if you're Swiss. You get it. I don't think there's anything that you could do to creep her out if she's not already creeped out like if she was gonna be creeped out she'd be creeped out by now that's a really good point um that's a really really good point i just feel like that could be the nail in the coffin of her being like, I don't want this girl anywhere near me because that's like next level weird. Yeah, because I could see myself even being like if someone wanted to like rent out my childhood home or something because they're like, I just love Nikki Glaser so much.

I want I can understand a fan wanting to do that because I'd want to stay at Taylor Swift's childhood home. But it might be the thing that makes me go. You know what? I don't, I never will be able to get fully close to this person because they're too wackadoo. But I, but is she friends with anyone that like,

is an ultra fan of her? I mean, Gigi Hadid is, is one of us. Is she a fan for her or anything? Like she knows all the lyrics and she's like, she's a pretty big fan. I think Blake Lively is also a pretty big fan through being friends with her, I think.

But they do definitely have the same kind of affection for her. But they were friends with her before they became super fans? I don't know about that. I think Gigi's a little bit of both. But they became friends around the same era that I fell in love with Taylor's music in 1989. So I think it was like you know both but can you disclose the price the rent it's yeah I mean this is

disgusting and I'm really sorry to everyone who's like trying to make rent and before you say this just keep in mind this is in Manhattan in a very nice neighborhood in Manhattan so this is going to be way more expensive and I want to just say the apartment it's huge as a swimming pool in it. Oh my God.

It's a townhouse? Yeah. It's like an unimaginably nice place in Manhattan, which is already expensive if you want to live in a shoebox. I don't even know. It is 50 grand a month, but I'm guessing it's going to go up once.

Based on demand? Yeah. 50 grand a month actually doesn't sound so crazy But I'm guessing it's going to go up once. Based on demand. Yeah. 50 grand a month actually doesn't sound so crazy for an apartment in a great neighborhood in Manhattan with a swimming pool in it. So this is really alarming to me that I would ever entertain this. And I know it seems just insane and such a waste. But I think it would be a place that I would have people come visit and stay, like other Swifties that would really appreciate it. I would share this. come visit and stay like other Swifties that would really appreciate it. Like I would share this. Swifties were joking like let's all pull together and have like a thousand of us all slither together.

And each pay like 50 bucks. That would be insane. But I just think it would be like it's just like a fun thing. And it really is Lovers like my favorite album. And just being in that. I don't know. I just think it would be like it's just like a fun thing and and it really is lovers like my favorite album and just being in that i don't know i just think it would be funny i mean i guess talking about it right now is is funny enough that i would entertain it but i think would you would come visit right hell yeah yeah it's just turning into a museum if they really should i mean honestly a hundred percent they should yeah that's around where they have the um the old tenants museum or whatever it's called where people the borders

museum i forgot what it's called where people used to live in like these cramped conditions as immigrants coming into america and they show you you get to go into this like apartment building and you get to see how tiny the rooms were and how everyone had to live when they were poor immigrants in like the turn of the century that's already there we went to the fucking freud museum and that was just walking through an old apartment with no furniture in it with yeah taylor swift's gonna have a museum at some point dolly parton el Elvis. There's tons of musicians who have museums in their

childhood homes and stuff like that. Well, I did write to the realtor last night on Instagram and say, I'm interested in renting Cornelia Street. Because I'm just like, this is what I want to do. It would be a great place for girls trip. I'm looking at the, there's an article in Business Insider that shows you the interior.

Great place for hanging. And by then, you and Kirsten will be able to get away from your babies a little bit. Even Sarah Lena, I'm looking at the, there's an article in business insider that shows you the interior. Great. And by then you and Kirsten will be able to get away from your babies a little bit. Even, even Sarah Lena, who's, who's giving birth in a month might buy, buy like next June. Yeah.

Be able to get away for a weekend. For sure. Oh my God. Bring the babies. Why not? All my friends smell like weed or little babies. That's the lyric in Floridaida um yeah so i'm i'm considering that wow and love it i that that would that would really that would that would

complete my life i think after eras i need to look forward to something new taylor swift related because eras is ending and i think that might be it even though that seems insane what do you think lauren i i think it's i think it's cool i mean why not it's if the only if the only like thing you're afraid of is that she's gonna think you're a freak no i'm afraid of like spending money that is just okay what what else could you spend for a summer of my life Oh it's three months you're going to do? I kind of want to do three months So what else would you spend the $150,000 on? And is there anything that you can do Extra to make the $150,000

I have an idea Just put it in like a CD or something Just put an amount that will give you Like at least half of a Percentage back And then by the time April comes around You could do it. Can I put in a DVD?

A Blu-ray? Okay. We'll get like 4% back from that over the course of a year. So you'd have to put like $20 million into that CD. Right next to hers or something. I don't know. Maybe just a month. Maybe not $150, but maybe just

a month. But I think just having a summer in New York where I'm like, oh, maybe I'll write a book in that place or do something interesting with it. You're going to be entertaining Swifties the whole time. You're not going to be having a book. Yeah, there's no book happening. Oh, you know, girls, Swifties, you know I'll have a speaker out the fucking window

and I will open up that museum over my stay. But respectfully, I will honor the premise. I will be a good tenant. But I floated it. And I know it's embarrassing that amount of money to spend on something like that. But people buy Bentleys. Yeah, Bentley costs $600,000.

People buy Hermes bags. People buy Louboutins. People buy, you know, people have kids again people buy kids have kids and they go well this brings me so much enjoyment this would bring me as much enjoyment as having a baby like a really saturated amount of joy i want to be hard to leave though i'd probably i want to examine that though will the novelty wear off how how long will it take before you're just living in an apartment no i it won't i think it it really won't i'll just i'll have such a good time um being there and i think being in new york in the summer like just taking a summer in new york it

will just be the greatest i'll have to take off time from the road because i won't want to leave and so i'll just do sets at the cellar. You got too much money tied up in the apartment. Oh, shit. I got to pay off that apartment. I got to do something. I'll be turning tricks on the corner of Cornelia Street and Broom. You're going to be teaching improv classes by the end of the summer. I will charge for tours and I'll make that money back.

Yeah. Okay. We're talking. There's a lot of good you can do with $150,000. And this is just a pipe dream, but it's one that I want to have. And I did recently say yes to something that I didn't want to say yes to that might pay for this. Okay. So that could be. That's why you do those things.

Interesting. Chris's birthday is tomorrow. I haven't gotten him anything. Well, I did, but I ordered a vintage shirt of, I think, Brian Adams. I don't know. I just went through his records to see what music he likes, because I honestly don't know. Because he likes soft rock a lot. And I went through his records, and I saw Brian Adams. And so I just typed in like vintage blank air supply, whatever

albums I found. And I found this cool Brian Adams shirt that I hope, but it's not arriving till like after we leave town. So I don't have anything to give him tomorrow. I'll just like write a sincere card. And is there anything you can get him like that small? Get him a little snack. I could give him the tiniest blowjob.

Just a little blowjob. Get him a snack. That's fun. He's trying to eat healthy now. He's like really shaping up. But we're going to celebrate tonight at the Pasta House. My dad is playing music. Oh, cool.

And so we're like doing a pre, like because tomorrow we have work to do. Brian will be there. But tomorrow we're working during his birthday. So we're going to do something tonight at pasta house maybe play a song on my guitar good place that's the gift i can give him is to not play on my guitar not play a song when dad goes you want to play song i usually go yeah i'll play one and i play one and i think i'll say no tonight for no say yes it's so yes always say yes. It's so fun. Always say yes. I have a voice lesson today. That's the only reason I like to go.

Really? No, I mean, I love dance. Can you learn a song with me? Sure. It would really take the pressure off me if we did a song together. Yeah. Okay. Can you just do some chords?

Can you do But Daddy, I Love Him? Yeah. Will you sing that with me tonight? Sure. I got to go home and- I'm doing the abridged version. I cut the second verse and I go right into... You'll figure it out.

Okay. We can do that? Yeah. Maybe. We'll dedicate it to Chris. I'm always very jealous of these amazing family moment tradition you guys have.

Really? Being able to spend time with your family all together in one place every week is like... It is really nice. It is nice. Treasure these moments.

Get that place at Cornelius Street and I bust out. Happy birthday to Chris. And also, by the time we talk to the besties next, you will have your Emmy. I will be sitting with the Emmy in my goddamn lap the next time you see me. I haven't worked on my speech yet, but I think I know what I'm going to say. I have a couple lines. I am going to work on it. I'm not going to be one of those people that's just forgetting names and stuff.

I'm going to try to think of something funny to say. I'm going to try to make it quick and poignant. I am going to work on it before, though, because I'm going to win, and so I need to say something. Quick question. So the award that you're being nominated for is the televised version of the Emmys or it's this creative. I think it's televised on FXX, but the televised Emmys that happens on. It's not going to be on that part. ABC, I think.

No, it's not going to be on that part. That is the next week. And I'm also going to that. I hope I don't I don't even know if I'm going to that one. I'm like holding out that maybe they asked me to present or something but I'm staying in LA to go to all the parties that following.

I'm going to like five different parties. It's insane. It's going to be fun but... Is dad going where? No dad. That's the next weekend. But we'll go to a couple parties because there are parties after this weekend. So we'll report on all of that next week. I'll see you then with my Emmy. Thank you for listening, Lauren.

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