The Nikki Glaser Podcast - #470 Nikki at The Creative Arts Emmys, Handing Out Awards & Worst Part of Losing

Episode Date: September 11, 2024

Nikki's hanging out in LA with her crew: Chris Convy, Brian Frange, and Andrew Collin. She's totally vibing with Gracie Abrams’ music. Nikki and Chris spill the tea on their Creative Arts Emmys experience, losing to Dick Van Dyke, handing out awards, and which celeb Nikki and EJ couldn’t resist eavesdropping on. She plays 20 Questions with the guys, and let’s just say it went much better than when she tried on her ‘Girls' Chat’. Nikki is now convinced that getting her nails done is a total waste of time. She’s also curious about seeing a girl who is braless. She got catcalled in her hotel lobby—and the compliment was a first for her but still ick. Nikki and Andrew have a pilates class in their future. They also give their hot take on Max’s Telemarketers. To wrap things up, Nikki shares a heartwarming story about how a Bestie made her night at the Creative Emmys even more amazing.   Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free, and get exclusive bonus content: https://apple.co/nikkiglaserpodcast    Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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We are in Los Angeles, live after the Creative Arts Emmys weekend. Here with us, Brian, in studio. The CAEs, as they call them in Hollywood. That's not catchy. I couldn't even acronym it when I was making an Instagram post not catchy. I couldn't even acronym it when I was making an Instagram post about it. I didn't even want to say what it was. I just didn't even do a hashtag

because I was like, no one knows what this is and it really diminishes what I was nominated for to the eyes of someone who doesn't know. It's just a separate ceremony because there's too many Emmys to hand out so they kind of group all the ones that are like writing and documentary

and reality and variety special I guess into this other night. In fact it's more than half of the Emmys are in the creative arts Emmys and then you know very few in the regular Emmys. Right. But it is kind of annoying when you're like I was nominated for an Emmy and then you go oh so I'm going to watch you

on Sunday and then you go no not exactly. Nope. Also with us in studio today is Andrew Collin. Hello. Hi. I like your St. Louis hat. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. I didn't see that. What was the park that we used to live by? Forest. Yeah. Forest Park. That golf course. I got this hat. Oh, that's cool.

Yeah. It's waterproof. It's big time. I'm not trying to brag or anything, but you put water all over this bitch. Oh, yeah, it does look waterproof. Yeah, it'll come right off. And you hear Chris Convey as well. What's up, Chris?

Hey, guys. Hi. What does St. Louis have also? Oh, actually, it's not. This is a... What? It's Carlton. Oh, yes.

Damn, left turn. There's a couple blues. It's the Carlton St. Louis Blues sister team. Yes, that's how I feel. Yeah. I love all the blues. Carlton Blues, St. Louis Blues. Carlton Yes, that's how I feel. I love all the blues. Carlton Blues, St. Louis Blues. Carlton from Fresh Prince.

That's right. Yeah, I like him too. I can sing the whole... Typecast for the rest of his life. They've got some of these teams in other countries, they have songs that is just like their team song. And what's their song? It's always very simple.

Yeah, it's very simple. It's actually... I love the team. It's a bad song. It's very simple it's actually I love the team it's a bad it's a bad song it's just saying we are the Navy Blues you know

you're not us and we this is who we are but it is we are us and we're the team that never lets you down we're the only team

old Carlton knows oh and you're just like well so we're the you like us because we're the only this sounds like a translation

from like a Maori tribe like you like us because we're the only- This sounds like a translation from a Maori tribe. You know how it sounds like it's poorly translated to English? We are the Navy Blues, and then some kind of word that loosely means snow. Yeah. I think it's one of those 40s, 50s songs. Yeah. Because it's good. It's like, we are the Navy Blues.

And who knows what the hell is going on in Australia in the 40s. We are. Because it's good. It's like, we are the Navy Blues. And who knows what the hell is going on in Australia in the 40s. We are the old dark Navy Blues. We're the team that never lets you down. We're the only team old Carlton knows.

It's just like, it doesn't even rhyme. Who's old Carlton? A man? Carlton is the name of the town. Oh. That makes them stupid

if that's the only team they know. That's what I mean. Yeah. That's, nobody bragging about that. They've never heard of any other teams yeah they've heard of the teams they're just saying like this is the only team they know that carlton represents yeah but they're doing it in like an old 50s slang way yeah we're the only team old carlton knows we have a lot to cover on

the show today because this was a crazy weekend um of the creative arts emmys as i said on saturday night chris went with me i brought my dad chris brought his mom they are they are gone they didn't die but they're they left town um they i said on the podcast last week that we were going to parent trap them and then they'd fall in love and then we'd be siblings and then it would finally turn you on yeah i literally said that i did like how when you know the night before we all left my dad and your mom was like well we should hang out this weekend yeah oh yeah because my yeah before we left our whole families were together for my dad's show and my mom was a little bit like well don't know what i'm gonna do this weekend and then your dad was also like like, yeah, we should hang out.

Is that going to happen or is that just a pleasantry? No, that was just a pleasantry. Their own Emmys. I did invite my mom. I wanted to make it up to my mom because I really did feel bad she missed out. So I was going to invite her. I did invite her to go see. I'm going to see Gracie Abrams at the Greek Theater, which I've never been to the Greek Theater.

Oh, it's amazing. So much better than the Bowl. Oh, oh my god so much easier to get to the neighborhood is amazing um and it's a more intimate venue you kind of have to like walk up through a residential neighborhood in order to get to the greek oh that's cool yeah wait didn't did you go to rob thomas with me or did i go to that alone what you went to rob thomas without me so maybe i did it alone wait why would you go see rob thomas by yourself but well because i had a show there the Did I go to that alone? What? You went to Rob Thomas without me? Yeah, I went to Rob Thomas. So maybe I did it alone. Whoa, wait. Why would you go see Rob Thomas? By yourself. Well, because I had a show there.

The LGBT Center's... Oh, you're going to check out the venue. You know what that is. You know what that is. So yeah, I did like the 25th... I produced the 25th anniversary of the LGBT Center in LA. And it was going to be at the Greek. And then Rob Thomas had a show like two weeks before.

And I was like, I should see what this place is all about and he was just cranking out his he has nothing but he's just cranking out his center of music so um i i wasn't cheating i was there for gay people wait what no like like he went alone like it was just a great excuse like you're not gonna be like did he go with anyone else to the concert? Oh, right, right, right. Yeah, I'm like. It's a great excuse. No, he does that.

It's for a gaze. That's part of his gig is checking out venues and going to see, like, you're going to see someone coming up. Who? You're going to go fly and see someone. Probably, but I'm also going to Miami. Okay. You know what Miami's all about.

Oh, yeah. You're going to Miami. Yeah. You just go and scout out places. You just, like and go what are we gonna do here how do we make this look as good as possible you're a very thoughtful person oh the stage is there but i'm gonna go to the greek to see gracie abrams who i know i knew about because she opened for taylor swift um at eras and a couple shows that i saw maybe the one we went to noah to be honest but i never see the openers because it's just too long of a night but then i got into gracie abrams after i'm so obsessed with her she

um is jj abrams daughter but it's kind of nepotism i support and fully um you know she was just given all the tools she needed to become good i mean the theory but jj abrams obviously one of the like best musiciansians of all time He's like A wildly successful Director And he's like Pulling pieces

He's creative He's doing this thing So of course It makes sense That she's gonna have Kind of a mind For this thing Right

And he probably Just has like A hot wife Yeah So then she's hot Yeah So it's just It makes

Freaking sense But she is so good. I'm so obsessed with her new album. What kind of music is it? It's like, she kind of sounds like Lorde. She has like a breathy, amazing voice, but it's like very lyrical and it's a lot of lyrics. Like I'm trying to learn these songs and it's like almost like learning rap. It's so fast.

What's the song that's like the first single that's like out there? Well, Us was the one that she did with Taylor Swift that I've been singing and you keep going. Is that a vocal exercise? Because it's like, Us, Us. And I just like I'm singing and he goes, is that like an exercise you're doing? I'm like, no, but it could be. And then there's another.

I mean, she just has so many. I love you. I'm sorry. Tough Love is the one that I'm like binging right now and I can't get enough of. My dad's rich. That's good. I like that one. I would have no I'm sorry. Tough Love is the one that I'm binging right now and I can't get enough of. My dad's rich. That's good. I like that one. I would have no career without him.

That's a great one. Her best song is Lens Flare. So yeah, yesterday I was just like, you know what? I want to see her live. Why just narrow myself into this only seeing Taylor Swift? I got to broaden my horizons. Eros Tour is ending. I mean, you see a lot of concerts With different people though

I do but I don't usually seek them out I'm usually brought along Especially a new artist That opened for Taylor Swift Who I know her album because I listened to Taylor Swift Featuring on one song And it just kept playing That's what happens

I put on Us and I listened to it and then the album kept playing and I'm like texting and kind of like distracted on my phone because I never listen to new music unless I'm like distracted doing something else. And then I'm like, wait, this song is really good. And then, but I'm like, I'm truly,

I think she's really incredible and I love every single song. That album is insane. And so it's called The Secret of Us is the album. And so I'm going going i bought two tickets for wednesday night and i asked matt rogers from less culture east to go because he loves gracie abrams i was like who loves gracie abrams i don't know anyone yet who know who does i'm sure people i know like her but i just don't know but matt's in new york and then um i asked my. And that was the thing.

I was like, oh, I'll fly you out here just for Wednesday night and Thursday night. And then you can leave Friday. And she was like, she's just too injured right now. Her neck hurts too much. It's so sad. What happened? She's focusing on, you don't know. Chris's dad. Oh, come on.

It's fine. It's fine. It was fun. It was fun for me. He blew it out. It's fine. It's fine. It was fun. It was not fun for me. He blew it out. No. Cut. She's got x-rays on it, and they can't find anything.

It's one of those mysterious things where it's like, no, this has been going on for years. She has this quiet pain that she can't complain about because she's complaining about something that seems phantom, and she's just at the point where she's not even talking to about it anymore she can just hear go like just have those and because it there's just nothing to do about it like and she can't taste too much advil because she doesn't want to like damage her liver so she's just like she can't sleep at night if anyone knows that she thinks there's like something internal where it's like a pinched thing like if anyone has any advice of her what to do i've sent her to manual therapy doctors that joe buck recommended are like athletes, people that they go to.

Acupuncture she tried. It didn't work. Different pillows. She can't sleep. I mean, she just is so, you know, as I've talked about on the podcast before, she just, I'm like, I will throw money at anything that will make this better. I'll figure it out. My insurance doesn't cover that, Nick.

And I'm like, i don't care like yeah twelve hundred dollars to me is not i that's that you're not doing me any favors by letting me keep that money and you having a bad neck well that's one of the you have like three things that you want money for you want to eat ubers eat ubers yeah any every for every meal if you have to yeah right taylor swift tickets And then making sure your family's healthy and happy. And she won't take me up on it. So anyway, she's going to physical therapy this week, and she passed me up on the offer, which is nice. But then I'm...

So I have... I think Carlisle's going to go with me, which will be fun. She hasn't written back, but I can't assume she doesn't want to. It'll be so fun. And Carlisle, you weren't my third choice. I mean, you were, but do you understand how it got to that? How it came to this? How I asked you desperately

at the last minute. Carlisle doesn't know Gracie Abrams, so why would she be first on my list? First on my list was someone who actually likes Gracie Abrams, and then second on my list was someone who's been disenfranchised by me bringing my dad last week and feels a little left out. And then now Carlisle is the first person asking. She's the first friend that you're asking without

any sort of excuse to ask her. I just want to hang out with her just to hang yes i just and i think she will be into the music so that is um mickey i love gracie so much i would love to go are you kidding me um so yeah that'll be fun so i'm going to that and then um but then and then we have a million grammys parties or grammys emmys parties i'm already manifesting grammys for for what i don't know someday you'll die uh for yeah oh yeah but i don't think it was that our song was not nominated for an emmy which i can't even believe my mom did a lot of complaining this weekend uh about why someday you'll die isn't getting played on the radio and i was, because there's no clean version.

And she goes, I don't remember hearing any curse words in it. And I was like, there's an extended one. Oh, yeah. Fucking great. Oh, yeah. Yeah. But that was really sweet. But I lost this weekend, by the way.

I did not win an Emmy. I lost to Dick Van Dyke, which. Again. Boo. Again. This guy is a specter. He steals my thunder. He hasn't put out anything in years he's still getting you

you can't it's such a weird category though where it's like three stand-ups and then Dick Van Dyke and Billy Joel Trevor Noah

Dave Chappelle Nikki Glaser Billy Joel and Dick Van Dyke yeah yeah I was front row at the Emmys I presented for best animation

and best voiceover. That was a whole process, figuring out what to say for that. Thank you so much to Brian for your help with that script. It felt good. Did it go well? Jimmy Kimmel wrote me

and said it was very funny. The jokes went well? Yeah. It's not an easy room. That part was good. Those rooms are, they're not built for comedy, really. Because it's another thing that's really stupid about the CAEs is that you do them a week

before they actually can be seen by anybody. So everyone can just look up the list of the winners. It airs, but you're just tuning in to see the bits? Well, you shouldn't, they should air it live, just like every other. Yes, they should air it live. Yeah, host Just like every other Yes they should air it live Yeah they should You're watching to see who wins So it airs next week

And now I know everybody who won Who won But man It's gonna air next week Before the regular Emmys Okay It is Torture

To get through the evening To like You know and it's great Everybody deserves credit And all the sound people And they air Give them their crumbs But there's a lot

There's a lot there's one award that goes for like merit in documentary filmmaking yeah i'm like isn't that what all of this should be about is merit yeah hollywood runs on niceties and that's no that's nothing new what you're saying also runs on thinking you're better than everyone else and everyone being like you have to be nice but you also have to be like untouchable and have people want to be friends with you so it's like you i've always forget whether i should be like a stone cold like killer and kind of like like for example on the red carpet like i i always want to do like a j like i saw jlo at the toronto international film festival like her shots this weekend from that and she's making this face

like like powerful and like stern and like just there's no like glowy happy smiley like girly moment for her and she just looks like badass and like almost like an assassin you know and i'm like that's so cool i want to do that and so i'm doing that on the red carpet and then i go people are gonna think that people are gonna think i'm mean or something i have to smile and so then i have to like smile and be like and then that doesn't fit with my look and i'm like i'm constantly toggling Between those two Like feeling like a badass

And also being like Totally nice and approachable But you're also a comedian So anything that you do That's viewed as sincere Will be viewed as Mocked Well it'll be mocked

Or it'll be viewed as a bit And if you don't Undercut yourself with a bit Then you'll be mocked Hmm Have you tried being 98 in a wheelchair? And drooling on yourself?

So maybe not over it. He did dance. He got up and danced. I will say that I was terrified that I was going to win because I saw him there. Fuck you, Dave Robb. I'm not joking you. I know this sounds like I'm just being kind or something.

I just felt bad that we had a 98, 99 maybe at this point, year old man sitting front row for a three and a half hour ceremony. Yeah. In fairness, he's there all year. They just do the show around his body. I've heard. I read that.

That's true. And he made a joke at the end of his speech where he was like, I'll see you all at my funeral. And everyone was like, no. And it's like, wait, he's going to. We all know he's going to. He's not immortal. You know that, right?

Like, why are we groaning It's a real thing I loved that realness That he brought to it He was He danced That was so cool But I really just was like

I was panicking After I saw that he was there Yeah Because I was like I do not want to win this And have him Getting all the way here Getting dressed in a tux

I I wouldn't be surprised If he was told That what That he was gonna win Like yeah I don't think they if he was told that he was going to win. I don't think they do that. You don't think they do that? No, I really don't think they do that.

I don't think anyone knows anything. Was Billy Joel there? No. No Billy Joel. But you know what? I will say I knew Dick Van Dyke was going to win because Fisher Stevens was presenting something else earlier in the night.

And he just goes, oh my God, Dick Van Dyke is here. And the second he said it the entire place which is filled with emmy voters yeah immediately without question stands up and is giving uh applause hooting and hollering like like a cans type uh or can film festival type round of applause like eight minutes long and i'm just like there's no way anyone passed by this man's name with the number 98 next to. Yeah.

Next to the title. He's 98. Yeah. Like Dick Van Dyke alone, I think maybe I would have had a chance. But the title of the thing was reminding you how fucking old he is. It's called Dick Van Dyke last shot at an Emmy. Exactly. That's so funny.

He will die if he doesn't win. But I also had a plan for if I did win, what I would say. I was going to say, because I wrote my friend Bob as I'm sitting in the seat, like, I need a line about Duke Van Dyke. Enjoy hell, Dick. Something like that. Something like, relax. So I'll tell you what I was going to say after we get back from this break. 2025 is bound to be a fascinating year.

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P-A-S? No, I just said it in an Australian accent. Jumpas. Yeah. And aren't jumpas sweaters? Oh, is that right? Yeah. I'm going to put on a jumpa.

Oh. Well, in this instance, I think it literally means jumping. You know everything about mascots. Remember Pepperdine Waves? Oh, yeah. The Pepperdine Waves. That was crazy. Did you get that one really?

There was one you got like instantaneously and I was shocked. It took all day to guess. One day on FBoy Island. That's crazy. Brian was like, what do you think the mascot is for Pepperdine? And all day long we were guessing. Yeah. Tulane.

Oh, my. Speaking of guessing, we're back, by the way. Do you know? Speaking of guessing. Yeah. Tulane. Oh my, speaking of guessing, we're back by the way. Do you know? Speaking of guessing. Green. Oh, Green Wave. Damn. Last night I wanted to do a fun guessing game with my friends because I was like, guess.

I'm going to give you 20 questions. I did it on girls chat. I would have never guessed it. I dropped by girls chat and I was like, I knew most of you didn't know, but I knew like some of you, Your questions might help The other girls Who do know this person Get to it

But I was like 20 questions Guess who DM'd me And said they're a big fan And that they're And they're coming to my show Tomorrow night to see me Oh my god

First of all It's very I said yes or no Like everyone knows How to play 20 questions right It's yes or no questions But I just said that In case people didn't know

My girl's chat does not know What a yes or no question is Does this person do mostly indie films or are they doing more like action thriller what color is their hair yes yeah and i kept being like yes or no questions and then carlisle already knew because i told her at lunch and i didn't feel like it was necessary for me to say carlisle don't play my god. Because why would she if she already knows? But she was like, I think I know. And then she goes, I think. That's great. And she's like,

she didn't say who, but she kept saying like, that's really good. Oh, you said actress? Nikki said actress and I didn't know she acted, but I guess she does that too. And I go, here comes Carlisle with a clue. And then she kept dropping clues. I'm like, stay out of this! I was really likeing to this strict rule of 20 questions. But it turned into not fun at all.

You could tell that they were just like, just tell us. It gets to a point. I was just trying to bring entertainment to three girls that are either pregnant with children or just newly with babies at home who are bored and rocking a cradle. I mean, I don't know what I picture. But you're just looking at your phone. You're kind of alone. I just want to bring a game play to this. There are two types of people in this world.

I ended up apologizing. I'm so sorry I did this. Just a yes or no? There are two types of people in this world. There are people who like guessing, and there are people who hate guessing. You're so right. What are you guys?

I like a guessing game. I'm probably a not like a guess. It depends on the question. You know what it's like? It depends on how hard it is to figure out. If someone says to you, I have good news and I have bad news, what do you want first? Who in the hell would ever want the good news first? No.

Who in the hell? Yeah. In fact, I want the bad news and not the good news at all. I want to linger on the bad news. Hold the good news. And have it completely destroy Any chance of good news What are you? Would you rather do a guessing game?

Everyone's good Oh guessing game Oh 100% I want to have fun I want anticipation I like Christmas Eve I don't like Christmas I want the build up

I like I like the sport of it You also like getting it And I like competitions Yeah Yes I'm a guesser too Well you're not that way

In crossword in in crossword puzzles oh crossword puzzle because it hurts my feelings so much i'll try to lead nikki into a clue oh because then i feel like i cheated if it were the game to guess like that yeah then i would love to play but because you're giving me clues it's it's ruined the whole puzzle for me i can't say that i actually completed it because i was aided so i'd rather you just give me the answer because it's moot already because I've cheated. Which the answer was moot. It was always moot.

What do you see if Brian and Andrew can ask you questions? And try to guess the person? And then can we just bleep out the name? Because I don't want to say who it is. I don't want to be that type of person. I'll tell you off air, but it was just a perfect person to kind of guess. We can play that why can't we be bleep it is that just too rude

to the audience okay we can play because i think the at-home audience will play too yeah okay let's play is it a guy no um you guys both is it an athlete be able to conjure this person there's no way i i told nikki it would have taken me... 200 years. 200 years? 500 guesses before I would have gotten to this person. Was your dad a famous director? No. Wait, so he was established as a woman? So wait, so it's a woman? Is it a musician?

No. Is it an actress? Yes. Okay, an actress. Movies? Yes. Is she older than 50? No.

Great question. Yeah, these are really good questions. An actress in movies who's younger than 50. Because this is what happened on Girls Chat. They just asked, are they an actress? And then they just start, is it this person? Is it this person? I'm like, no, this isn't fun.

Then it's like, you're wasting questions. There are 20 questions. I'm counting. I know you don't realize I am, but you're going to lose. And no, Oprah isn't coming to my show tonight. Yes, why would Oprah come? Brittany Murphy's dead. How is, are we resurrecting her

and bringing her in ash form? Is it a dramatic actress? Yeah, yes, yes. Okay. Has she been anything in the last year? I'm sure, but I don't know. So in a movie in the last year, does that count as a question because you don't know? in a movie in the last year is that kind of the question because you don't know i don't know is the answer to that so that means would she be in a movie that

uh andrew i would have seen no oh well is she white yes she's a white is she um between the ages of 20 and 30 yeah okay um is she popular on social media uh oh yeah she's actually not between the age of 20 oh she isn't she isn't you're right no she's not okay so she just turned 30 um wait wait how old is she she's like a 30 year old uh movie star who has a big following on social media she's a white woman. She's 30? I mean... Or 30-ish? And she does dramatic roles. Okay.

I'm going to give you hints. But you're going... I'm not going to say anything. We're just like totally off. Does she have blonde hair? Yeah. You kind of know. Usually.

Sometimes. No, I wouldn't say blonde blonde. Wait a second. You don't have it. No, no, I have something though. There's an app. All the besties need to know about this app. What is it?

It's a super fun app, but it only is fun for about a couple of weeks and you're sick of it. And you're like, why is it still on my phone? It's called Raya. It's called Raya. You can meet people that are celebrities. It's called Raya It's called Raya Yeah You can meet people That are celebrities It's called Akinator VIP Actually I think I paid for it That's why it's VIP

So you can get the regular Akinator Alright And basically it's like 20 questions And you can ask it 20 questions And it will Every single time Well Well it will ask you 20 questions

About a thing you're thinking of Yeah it will ask the 20 And every single time it'll get it? It'll get it. Do you want to play? That's right. I think... Yeah, let's do that.

Oh my God, let's use the Akinator. We can use the Akinator. Okay. How do you spell Akinator so people have it? Is the answer always Clay Akin? Huh? It's cool. That's the thing.

It has to be Clay Akin for it to work. No, it's A-K-I-N-A-T-O-R. Okay. Akin. The Akinator. Okay. Looks like a genie guy. Okay, that's cool. Okay. Akin. The Akinator. Okay. Looks like a genie guy. Okay, that's cool. Yeah, I just love that you spent money on this.

Yeah, I spent $50 a month. Who needs a gym membership when you got an Akinator? Okay, so question number one. Is your character a girl? Yes. Okay. Has your character... So it already knows it's a character?

Well... Is that what it's guessing It's only for characters No no It's for real people too Unless I Don't know what this is Okay Could it be for a thing

Like if it was like A headlamp Like could it guess that No no I think it's gotta be a person Okay a person Gotcha Has your character

Really existed No They're a real person Yes yes Yeah Is your character From your family No Does your character from your family? No.

Does your character create music? No. Is your character a famous YouTuber? No. You can also say probably, probably not, or don't know. Okay. Does your character personally know you? No.

I think for the sake of the Aikenander, we should say no. Is your character an actor? Yes Is your character from a TV series? Yes Is your character blonde? Probably not Sometimes

I don't know Does your character live in India? No Gotta eliminate that Depends on the... Probably not. Sometimes. I don't think she... I don't know. Don't know. Does your character live in India? No. Okay. Got to eliminate that. Well, there goes... That's a billion people. Three billion people.

Is your character Muslim? No. Is your character over 21 years old? Yes. Is your character more than 40 years old? No. Is your character American? Yes. No. Oh your character american yes no oh shit i can go i can go back you can okay no not american i thought they were is your character british

yes right chris does your character play in harry potter no oh has your character ever had their head shaved? I mean, that's pretty close. Interesting. Wait, will you just type in that person's name plus head shaved? She wasn't in Harry Potter. Because I could see her doing that. I was thinking Emma Watson, but... The answer is yes.

The answer is very much yes. They've had their head shaved? Oh, my God. What's happening? Is your character from Stranger Things? No. Oh. No.

No, it's not. You're sure not even at all? Did they guess a movie already? No. Okay. Is the character from Stranger Things? No. Harry Potter, but that's a no.

All right, Harry Potter. Is your character married in a TV series? I would say don't know. I don't know. Don't know. I don't think. The one I saw. Yeah.

I don't know. Is your character linked to a superhero? No. I don't think so. Does your character have kids? No. How many questions are we at here? Does it count?

We said don't know for a few of them. So technically it's a 22, but we said I don't know for a few. Okay, so we're approaching the end. Does your character have a long name? Yes. Hold on. Kind of, don't you think? Ish.

Oh. Yeah, the superhero is yes. Well, okay. She was a villain. She's linked to it. Yes. Yes, the answer is yes. Fuck.

Okay, yes, linked to a superhero. Is your linked to it. Yes. Yes. The answer is yes. Fuck. Okay. Yes. Linked to a superhero. Is your character from Black Widow? No. Is your character related to Marvel? No. Okay.

Is your character in love with someone of the same gender? Yes. Oh. Does your character have long hair? No. I don't know. Probably not. I don't know where it stands right now. I mean.

Yeah, she's all over the place. Is your character linked with the color orange? No, I don't think so. Has your character been associated with the Batman franchise? Yes. Is your character from DC Comics? Yes. Does your character appear in the first season

of a show? Of just a show? Yeah, I think so. Oh, here you go. Okay. This is their guess. They have the guess. Okay. Is the character Aaron Richards?

No. Yes. I beat the Akinator. What's the name start with? I won't say. We'll tell you off air. What a bad advertisement. I think we gave Bessie's way enough clues.

Do they live in Atlanta? I'm so glad I stumped. No. I don't know. But yeah. So anyway. You paid for that. Well, i wanted to do something no that's that would be fun otherwise um well who is this person and i bet you won't even recognize the name yeah that's why we don't know are they irish but they are an extremely famous person they have more instagram followers than i could ever dream of

having they have like the amount of like an international soccer star. She married a Jonas brother? No. All right, so game over. I loved it. Okay, so I wanted to do a thing. I sent Noah like a list yesterday of from my, I took notes over the weekend

of just like moments that I wanted to maybe talk about on the podcast, but they're written down. Like I did not double check them before I sent them to her. They're just like, you know

non-sequitur thoughts that uh of moments that happened that i wanted to talk about on the pod so i'm gonna let noah just choose from that list and i might not even want to talk about some of these things because they just kind of like occurred to me in the moment but we'll see we'll see as we go so these are i just sent you a note i don't there literally could be anything in that note because my notes are not organized at all i would like to start with the moment when you hand the person the award oh okay so no one talks about this but when you're presenting you you think so much about like what i'm gonna say how's it gonna be funny how do i honor this category well so making fun of it

because like these people are about to win an award for like their life's work you don't want to be like this is the dumbest thing you could like you don't want to so i was giving out for animation so it's like i wanted to make fun of animation and make fun of like their nerds making it but i also like i'm about to hand this thing to a person i just roasted it's like very delicate so much thought goes into that but you i've never once prepared for the moment and i've done this a couple times now when the person comes up and gets the award what you're supposed to do when it's someone like maya rudolph who i handed it off to um this past weekend who i've never met who i'm a fan of who i'm just excited to meet and i don't know if i'm supposed to hug them and be like congratulations it's always a really awkward moment with me and maya rudolph because i was like because i like went for a hug and she

kind of went for it and i was like nice to meet you congratulate like I wanted to say so much but it was just so incredibly awkward and I'm I keep stumbling upon these moments in my career where like I think I have every like everything planned for like this can't possibly go wrong and then there's something that I'm like oh this no one told me what to do for this I don't have a playbook for this what did you say because I always think it's so weird. Like, Lucy Liu is giving out an award, and then you just take an award from Lucy Liu and ignore her?

Like, then she gets out of the spotlight, and it's Lucy Liu. And you're just like, here, I'll take it. And then you're just like, you don't even acknowledge. As if it wasn't Lucy Liu that just handed you the statues. Yeah, that Lucy Liu is like a part of your life now.

So Maya was so nice. Also, do you hand the Emmy then hug or do you hug while giving the Emmy? You don't hug. You don't hug. That is my new rule.

You do not hug. I could give Taylor Swift an award and I don't get to hug her. So did you handshake? Because they have so little time to like talk. I don't want to take anything from that. I don't want to make this moment

about me being like, I just wanted, when Maya Rudolph walks up, I wanted to just acknowledge what a star she is and how i am like oh i'm not worthy like thank you for all your work comedically that's very inspiring but also not take away from that moment so it was just an awkward moment she was a little bit sure i'm sure she was like how do i handle this girl that's like kind of guffawing in this it was just so i felt so dumb i was standing here did you say something no i was

just like i love you uh congratulations so nice nice to meet you and like i went to hug and it was like i was like oh my god everyone just witnessed me being so awkward but also i was like whatever it was just who i am like there was nothing you know fake or performative about it it was like a real moment after backstage no because i presented three in a row so she walks off after her speech and i walked back to the microphone to deliver the next one and then that you feel like you learned from the first like did it get better the next two people person was someone i didn't recognize because they were the team from blue samurai so i didn't have any like oh my god thank you for your work um the next but i did lord i just said congratulations but maybe

that maybe you treat maya like that person that's the next Lord, I just said, congratulations. But maybe you treat Maya like that person. That's the next time I'm just going to say, congratulations, and hand it, and then let them have their moment. Because I was just like, I just, I'm just constantly surprised that there's still moments that I just, are blind spots for me that I'm like, how did I not think of what I would do when this moment happened? Or even when I was at the ESP the espies and i knew that none of the people that were nominated were there and someone was gonna pick it like pick it up for them on

their behalf and i had met andy reed backstage he was not a part of the lineup at all on the show so obviously he was there to pick it up for patrick mahomes who was gonna win even though i didn't know patrick mahomes was gonna win how did i not prepare a moment which it ended up being a good moment because i saw andy reed i'm like oh my god like as he walks out so i have this genuine moment but it was still like i wasn't i'm like why did i not like i think we all have moments like this where you're like how did i not think of this oh my god and prepare myself for this at all andy reed was super present in that moment because when he took the award he was like uh-oh do you remember what he said yeah well i'm glad she didn't dismantle me.

Dismantle me. We talked about it. It's the coolest word choice ever. He must have that app I talked about last week that teaches you new words. The Baconator? Yeah. The Baconator? Okay, Noah, next up.

I have been staring at them all show. Nails. No one's complimented my nails since I've gotten them, Noah. Unless, except you, without me asking for it, to be like, look at my nails. No one has on their own noticed my nails and said anything. Which leads me to believe my hypothesis about nails

is true. It's a waste of our time. It doesn't get us anything in this world. I want to say, I did notice your nails, and I my initial thought was, cool nails. And then I didn't say I did notice your nails and I my initial thought was cool nails and then I didn't say it because I don't think I've ever complimented anything visual about about most women. Okay, but I did. I did note the nails and I was like, oh, those are cool. plus even 30 more would make nails worth it for me because i got medium gel x which was recommended to me medium length gel x which was recommended to me by danny my stylist and they do look amazing

they do make me feel so feminine i look at my hands and i'm like i'm a real woman or like i just don't feel attached to them in that way i'm like who's this woman that's with me and but i will say they disable you and i'm using that term obviously as a joke because i don't not ascribing myself that just like i know it's it's pretty similar to like being in a wheelchair i can't type anymore on a computer better i can well i'm not playing guitar i don't have my guitar with me on this trip and i'm gone for three weeks so i was like oh this will be perfect i can't play guitar anyway and but noah you've played guitar with me on this trip and i'm gone for three weeks so i was like oh this will be perfect i can't play guitar anyway and but noah you've played guitar with nails like this like this to me and it burned when it put it on it like i wrote to danny and i go why does it feel like my nail

beds are being literally burned like it felt like the it was a split second before you'd go ah like that's how much pain it was yeah and then it goes away it's just two seconds of it two or three seconds is it heat it's heat baby yeah to put them on you can't have those types of nails too often or else your regular nails become oh don't i know it yeah even gel nails which is a lesser degree of this but these are actually fake plastic ones that i've had put on they don't snag on my hair which was my my biggest worry. They are super cute. They are strong. I cannot dig through clothes in my bag. I was just about to say, how do you go through your bag? Because I had my nails done for my wedding, and I was like, I cannot do anything anymore.

You can't lift any fabrics. You can't dig through laundry looking for things because your nails are the ones that grip the stuff, and then the nails pull back on the bed, and it hurts. Did you feel sexier though at the emmys like do you feel okay and then i thought it mattered but they are honestly i know girls learn how to type with them i saw a girl yesterday and i she had long nails and i go um she was just checking me out at starbucks for the and i was like i was like do you have any advice for typing with nails or like getting by i was like when does it go away when does it become

easier and she was like oh it takes like about a week and then you all of your like typing adjusts i'm wait i'm probably 70 better than i was the day i got these on texting but so many misspell things everything takes longer today i had to write like you know i'm interviewing that celebrity that i talked about last week and i had to send in my pre-questions today and that required me to like write aaron richards on a i'm interviewing got it again i had to type on a laptop and it is that is nearly impossible no do you find it that is impossible to type on a laptop i thought typing on the phone was way harder because i had to like roll my finger and do it like on the sides oh see phone for me has been a little bit easier But still tough It is It is not

I did notice them yesterday I did notice them at lunch And I go Oh you're at the I connected it with the Emmys Yes Like you were dressed up But I just don't think

It's buying me enough To make it worth it That everything in my life Is slower now I have to ask Oh no For men to open cans for me And like

And maybe you don't need The medium I can't put on my earrings I can't do my own necklace like I like to be I can't strap my own bra like there's little things every fashion choice

that society has given women makes them incapacitated I mean heels and nails just walking around you can't grab anything you can't walk it's such a strange feeling it's like make it easier

to catch them yeah you gotta catch them a skirt you gotta watch your underwear stuff like that I don't know what do you mean what? oh yeah so your puss don't come out oh yeah wearing a skirt you constantly have to worry about crossing your legs or like bending over what you could be exposing um your bra anytime a girl takes

a bra off at the end of the day it's like oh that's another thing can i talk about nipples for a second because on girls chat carlisle, like, I want to get one of those skins bras that has like the fake nipple like in it because I think that's like a really cool look. And I'm like, oh, my God, I have been very mindful, very demure about not showing my nipples. Like, I can't wear bras that aren't a little bit of padding because the nipple will show through and it is so sexual to see a nipple even if you're wearing like a track suit to see nipple underneath is suggestive and like one time when we were all hanging out with our families at my dad's show i wore like a dress that had and then a bra that was just like a bralette you know just like just one piece of fabric over your bra and i was not wanting to be sexy at all it was like a crew neck dress like a cotton thick crew neck dress that no but my nipples

were out and i felt suggestive i felt like sexual i felt like a harlot i felt like shame and then this past time i wanted to wear the same bra because it's more comfortable but i was like i can't because it's too sexual and it just makes me sad that like you can't like I can't even imagine buying a bra that would actually actively show nipples because I feel so indecent. And I wish I didn't feel that way. But how do you guys feel about when you see nipples through shirts? When I see nipples, how do I feel? I mean, like isn't something you track as a man? Yes, you see nipples.

You can't not look at nipples. Men get nipples. You can't not look at nipples. Men get nipples too. I mean, when I was growing up, if I was in middle school and you could see my nipples through my t-shirt, it would be days over for me. You're done. It's a wrap for you. You're going to get bullied all day. Really? Yeah.

It depends how big the tits are, to be honest. I think if the tits are huge and you also see nipple, for a guy, you get more. But there's plenty of women that go no bra that have little tits. And you see their nipples, because it's closer to guys' tits. Yes, yes. I would agree.

I would agree. I think that's true of everybody. It feels like cleavage to me. And that's, I don't, I'm not. You know what I mean? I think that's a universal truth. I think it probably goes back to when you said. The bigger the tits,

the more the nipples affect you. I want to talk to a girl about cleavage. It's logic, really. I mean, Noah, do you feel comfortable when you have cleavage or the more the nipples affect you. I want to talk to a girl about cleavage. It's logic, really. I mean, Noah, do you feel comfortable when you have cleavage or when you have nipples showing? I don't like when the high beams are showing. Don't you feel like you're putting men in your life in a weird position when you have your guy friends and they're seeing you in a sexual light? I don't like to be sexual looking in front of my friends who I don't have that vibe with. I agree.

When you want to see it oh sorry sorry go ahead no i usually i mean i have small boobs so usually my guy friends make eye contact with me so now that like my boobs are bigger i have a little bit of cleavage i definitely notice when the eyes go down and it's really uncomfortable i i honestly i know this is the most patriarchy like nikki you're part of the problem like don't feel this way but i feel bad to distract men i know like i literally you're very aware of yeah the way what you are putting out there i don't want anything because i in middle school they didn't let us wear tank tops because we were distracting the boys and that was they would say that right literally said that it distracts the boys and you're making it so the

boys can't learn and achieve what they need to achieve because of your body. And that really stuck with me. And I'm not trying to say anything controversial. It's kind of true. But it's not my fault. We're trying to raise these boys to be businessmen. Yeah, they're trying to be business CEOs. It is true.

But if I see a teacher with a giant hog in their pants, it's tough to pay attention to. Yeah, that's true. A big dick can fuck with your brain, too. And by the way, I get distracted by women's tits. It distracts women, too. I got in trouble one time for looking at a girl's nipples and an ex-girlfriend got angry. But you can't not look at nipples. Sometimes it's not sexual, though.

You can look at a nipple and just be like, there's a nipple. It's like seeing a lion in the jungle. Yeah, there's a lion. You're going to look at nipples It's not like Sometimes it's not sexual though You can look at a nipple It's like seeing a lion In the jungle Yeah there's a lion You're gonna look at it It catches the eye Yeah it catches the eye I'm just staring at it

Because I wanna fuck her That's right That's right You know what I mean That's right And I'm going to And I'm going to On top of you

This is what it all means I already have Because she has better tits Yeah That's what I told her And she was like weird about it I don't know what it is But okay

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the party party people I was meeting party people meeting meeting people at the Globes who did I

who I wanted who I was most excited about at the Emmys oh that's what I meant who I was most excited about at the Emmys oh that's what I meant oh yeah well I'm already Nikki's been to so many award shows lately

that you can't even keep them straight Nikki doesn't want to go like so we you know we went to the Emmys last year and like we there's these events

that Nikki either presents at or is up for whatever and she never wants to go to the after parties she doesn't want to do the things and at the Emmys like you know

she wasn't really that excited to be there she was there because like her dad was there my mom was there and we were like showing them a good time but you knew there was a few things that nikki was after and one after party at the after at the after party oh yeah well food coke getting out of the shoes and the kids from love on the Spectrum. Oh, yeah. She doesn't want to talk to the producers of anything. She doesn't want to hobnob with directors who could put her in things. She doesn't want to,

she only wants to talk to- I'm happy to do that. Let me be honest. If you come up to me and you want to talk, I'll talk to you and you will- Yes. But I'm not seeking it. I know I should.

I know I should be networking and these are great opportunities for that. But it's a little exhausting and i put so much effort into that day preparing for this like i was tired by the time yeah you were exhausted i wrote all day and i was in hair and makeup and there was a dilemma with my dress and that was really stressful and then i had to go get my nails done and they burnt my fingers and i can't type anymore and um and it was just like it was a lot and so by the time we got there, I was just kind of like, I just want to like kind of sit down

and I had a headache the whole fucking day and I never have headaches. It's going to get you. Yeah. I never get headaches. It's been a while. The people that you wanted to see.

It's a 10-year-old problem. Oh, God. Antique Roadshow guys. Oh, yeah. Love on the spectrum. Love on the spectrum. You're less interested in directors and the telemarketers.

Oh, telemarketers. Yeah, because these are the least fake people. You're in the fakest city at the fakest event, and these people can't be fake. They are themselves. They're as real as possible. And I felt like I knew them because they were part of documentaries, which really showed this human side to them.

And I knew that they wouldn't be... Yeah, I just... Well, I was just excited because I'm just fans of them. So I got to meet Abby and... Oh, my God. what's her boyfriend's name from Love on the Spectrum? David. David. Abby and David. Wow.

Who went on the African Safari. And they're honest. They're so honest. And then Danny from, who is the, from Love on the Spectrum. This is all the American version, I believe. They presented and they were so cute. I was so excited to see them when they walked out on stage. I was front row and I was like, oh my God me and um romey reiner rob reiner's daughter

who i'm friends with you're she was right behind me and romey and romey was filming them and i was looking back like oh my god they're right in front of us like we were freaking out we were like they're so cute was she excited that you presented the animation awards i don't think she um even thought about it but i did talk to her afterwards i talked to danny who talks like this i love her voice she sounds like an anime character but i talked to her afterwards and she was like i would love to come see you do comedy do you do comedy in la like she was so cute she might come see me do comedy but i was just like wow i just didn't want to bother them i'm just like i you. I don't want to like impact your evening in any way or like make you do anything you don't want to do. But what's her name's mom was there.

Abby's mom was there who was lovely in the documentary as well. And Danny's aunt was there too, who I loved. And they were insistent on being like, we got to get a picture. And so I got to get pictures. I was so excited. And Danny DM'd me and said something nice. But I, yeah, I don't think I did think about that later of like, oh my God, maybe Danny's so excited I presented animation.

But then I, yeah, I don't know. She didn't, I don't think she like, she might have been backstage when I presented or something because everyone was kind of like in and out of the place. But Rob Reiner was seated right behind me and my dad. And it was probably the best part of the entire show for us because he was commenting under his breath about everything. Rob Reiner. And being deliciously savage about like just saying stuff that was like almost like could get you canceled if you like heard it. But this kind of juice and like hilarity that you just want.

Like it was so. And I could tell that he caught on that we were hearing it like he's he was there with his wife and his daughter and he was kind of saying it to them but then my dad and i both talked later on about what it was like to sit in front of rob beiner and we both said that we were shaking our shoulders just to give him something they were giving him shoulders we were giving him shoulders shoulders Shoulders mean no or shoulders mean no? Shoulders mean like I'm laughing. Like church giggles as Kathy Griffin calls it. I was seeing what was going on.

I thought your dad was developing some sort of a dick. Oh, for your dad to hear Rob Reiner make jokes is like a dad's dream. It was awesome. Rob Reiner's dad, Carl Reiner, was very good friends with Dick Van Dyke. Oh, wow. All right. That's so cool. The whole full circle.

Yeah. The circle of life. But I was going to say, if I won, I was going to say, oh my God, Dick Van Dyke, what a legend. How did you not win? What's wrong with the Emmy voters? God, this makes...

How could the voters have let this happen? This makes me really nervous about November. I was going to say that. And that would have been something. I wish I... But I was actually... everyone was like it's kind of it's almost worse when you lose than it's almost like the worst part about losing is not losing it's that everyone feels like you sense that people feel sorry for you or they're kind of looking at you like yeah and they make that face and i did not care at all I just want to let everyone know I literally

the second his name was read I was like yes there was not a single moment of like and I don't think this is going to be like this for every moment in my career when I lose I think if I would have lost to someone else it would have been different but losing to Dick Van Dyke there's a big long list of

people that if you had lost to would be upsetting. But on that list, if you lose to any of those people on that list, I wouldn't have been upset at Billy Joel either. Yeah, Billy Joel, that's fine. I honestly would have felt this way with anyone, but especially Dick Van Dyke. It's just like, there's just no, of course. Looking back on it,

especially when you describe the way that these winners are selected via voting, it's kind of like, we were kind of naive about, of course, Dick Van Dyke's going to win this. I think getting our hopes up at all was a little naive because when you explain it like everyone in the room is voting for this. Yes. Yeah. You think there's any part of Dick Van Dyke who's like, I don't fucking deserve this. No.

Wouldn't that be awesome, though, if he's at at home like I shouldn't have been able to beat Nikki Glaser it would be hilarious I just like him having the awareness but he's probably like no I'm Dick Van Dyke just added to the wall

I just stood there while people danced around me for an hour yeah my dad was like he didn't do anything he just sat there in a chair the whole time

and I'm like well that's not what this award is about. It's not about his performance and it's about the production itself, dad. When you're 98 and you get nominated for an Emmy,

you better win that one. I better. If a 40-year-old woman who's like, her first nomination beats me out, that will be a very sad day. I mean,

the world's not going to exist when I'm 90 in the same way. We'll be doing this all telepathically or something. Nikki Glaser, 98, still joking. Gracie Abrams' son beat you. What'd you say? Gracie Abrams' son beat you.

No kidding. Her dad was changing it. Okay, final thought, because Andrew and I are taking a Pilates class after this. Are you ready? I'm nervous. Oh, my God. You don't normally do pilates no i usually bench press heavyweight yeah pilates is a totally different bird yeah i've done it

but i've done the mega reformer which is compared to the these are micro performers yeah no you've done spear pilates before right yeah that's where we're going yeah yeah how much you bench, bro? I can probably, honestly? Yeah. Probably 260. Whoa! Wait, I don't know what that means. Noah, are you impressed with that number? You want to know something for real? I'm not even kidding. I benched 330 when I was 24.

Oh, my God. You did football, right? I swear. You played football? Yeah. I can't even deadlift that much. I can deadlift 310. Because you're a little bitch.

Oh, no. He's cool. No, I got it. Take it back. All right, I take10. Because you're a little bitch. No, he's not. Take it back. You're strong. So deadlifting is you can do more with deadlifting because you're using your whole body to do it. Yeah, deadlifting is usually the heaviest amount you can lift. The three big lifts is

bench, squat, deadlift. And it usually goes deadlift, squat, bench. Now, I did see a video recently of a bunch of body And it usually goes deadlift, squat, bench. Okay. In that order. Now, I did see a video recently of a bunch of bodybuilders in a Pilates class, and they were all like, oh. Yeah. And it was all edited for them to be like, they're slipping off the machines. He's lifting a two-pound weight, and he can't do it.

Yeah. No, it's the worst, because it's muscles you don't ever use. Yeah, it's not functional. And while it's going on, girls can be like so relaxed and then you know you're sweating shaking like it's the worst pain you've ever felt in your life and you're just like literally doing the most easy move you've ever seen in your life well it'll be fun i'm so glad you're going because it's so much more fun with a friend like it just leaves it makes me more accountable like i don't and we'll like i doubt we'll even look at each other and laugh about it because it's so hard there's no i always go to classes with friends or my sister

or whatever and she's not my friend and so and i'll go and um and i think well we're gonna like joke around the whole time and even with you like we don't even we don't have time to do that because we're just dying the whole time so who knows what it'll be like but that'll be fun and i'm not looking forward to i wish it was already over so badly. I'm worried about my nipples showing. What do you mean? Really? Yeah, turning everyone on so they can't pay attention. Okay, Noah, one more thing from the list.

Okay, what's the one that says you are fit? Oh. You are fit? That happened yesterday. I was walking to the gym in our hotel and some random guy in the lobby just goes, you're fit. You are fit. And it was not. I was I just go, thank you.

Like, because I had to be pissed because it's like, don't comment on a woman's body. But I was also like, yeah. And that's that's never happened to me. No one's ever called me fit in my life. Like, that's never even. And I was wearing like a onesie. That was like a that's the that's the only thing you can only wear those if you think yourself as fit so i was kind of

wearing a fit outfit where i was like call me fit is like written on me but um it did feel really good and it wasn't just like a homeless man on the street it was someone who was like staying at the hotel was he british no okay no Okay. No. Was he in indie movies? Bring out Atkins. All right. Here it is. Atkinsverse. No, I'm pissed.

I'm pissed that Akinator didn't let me down. There's no way you can't be a little bit crazy to just verbally assault someone like that as they're walking through a lobby. But I did appreciate it. But he was staying. Absolutely not encouraging it. But he was staying there. I don't know. Maybe he was staying there. Absolutely not encouraging it. But he was staying there. I don't know.

Maybe he was dining at the restaurant there or something. But there was something off about him, clearly. You don't say that to a stranger. Well, catcalling. Yeah, I rarely get it. It's a good catcall. Because it wasn't like, fit doesn't mean I want to fuck you and I'm a threat to you right now. It just means like, respect.

Yeah. Like, it felt a little bit more like respect. Maybe it was like an influencer. Girl, you're fit. I don't know, but that felt good. Is your character Irish? No. No, she's British.

No. Are you still going? I feel terrible. This person's coming to my show tomorrow, though. A technical problem occurred. Oh my God. You've got to be fucking kidding me. We broke it.

I just can't believe this shit. I put my life on the line for this guy this was a huge this was a huge what's the kickback you get i don't i mean every time it's aaron richards have you guys seen telemarketers the documentary yes the best it is so good i really recommend it to besties it's on um max it's called telemarketers and it's about these um telemarketers who like were hired by this really shady like uh charity kind of no it's not a charity yeah it's like a fake charity it's a fake charity yeah that was like the nyp they they're hired to call random people the early 2000s to mid-aughts i'm guessing that was to call random people and go, hey, we're calling on

behalf of the NYPD and the firefighters in your area. And if you donate, this all goes to, or your money will go to their families of firefighters who have been lost. And it really appeals. And then they donate. And they don't disclose that only like 2 two to five percent of their donation even goes to those families so it's like these companies were just making 95 of every donation and they the call centers are just they don't do any background checks so the call centers are all literally all

felons it's the only job they can get and they make money off of like commission so they all are working just really hard but it's chaos in these call centers people were doing heroin like at their desks and like and this documentary filmmaker like videotaped it back then he was just like a kind of uh you know budding documentarian and he was shooting it with his like little video camera back then and then this one guy kind of emerges as a guy that like wants to take him down and his name was uh pat pespas and he's amazing and he like in the documentary he goes missing he's like maybe homeless at one point he is scared to get on flights like but they he's such a crazy enigma of a character and you would never think this person after seeing this

documentary would ever be at the creative arts emmys and so i meet less the other night the the these guys come up to me and we're like oh we're fans and i was like great what are you guys here for what are you nominated for and they're like telemarketers and i go i loved it so much in fact me and rob reiner both went i loved that at the same time when it came up and was nominated rob reiner's a fan they were like we love rob reiner i'm like well he loves you and then um and they go do you want to meet pat and i go what they're like pat's here and so is his wife sue who's like then um and they go do you want to meet pat and i go what they're like pat's here and so is his wife sue who's like wheelchair bound and they've never been on a flight before in the movie he's supposed to get on a flight for this really important meeting and he gets to the

he gets to the airport and it's like gets too scared and gets too much anxiety and like leaves the airport then like goes missing so it was a huge deal that he took his first flight and i told him my advice about how um if you're scared of turbulence i heard a huge deal that he took his first flight. And I told him my advice about how if you're scared of turbulence, I heard a pilot say that turbulence in the air is as detrimental to a plane as driving on the highway and running over a styrofoam cup. It does not matter. It doesn't affect. It's not going to make you crash.

And he seemed to be a little bit soothed by that. But it was so cool meeting him. And if you know, you know. But if you don't know, go watch Telemarketers. a a plus documentary it's really fun and love on the spectrum and love on the spectrum oh and i oh my god wait how much time do we have we really have to go really quick okay shout out to a bestie listener who came up to me at the creative arts emmys i was like talking to someone and i saw this guy kind of like waiting behind these people to like i want to say hi to you next and i'm like kind of clocked him and then he comes up and i'm like hi and he's like hey i'm sorry i just i just want to say like

i'm a big fan and and uh you're my taylor swift and i was like oh my god you listen to the show and he we hugged and he was like i go what are you here for he was like i for love on the spectrum and this is before i met abby this is how I get to meet Abby and all those people at the party. Cause I didn't even know where they were seated. It was a huge, huge convention center of people.

And so I go, oh my God. And he's like, honestly, I listened to your podcast for years and you talked about love on the spectrum so much. And you had so much,

you said you loved it so much that I checked it out and i fell in love with it and then i sought out a job working for them and i just won an emmy for the job that i got because you were the one that got me into it and then he's next to him is seeing the guy who created the show yeah and he was kind of like waiting in the wings to be like yeah he in his interview with me he cited you talking about our show. Thank you so much for talking about our show and promoting it. And I'm like, you're the greatest.

You brought me the greatest enjoyment of my life. Like, I literally have watch parties. I like anticipate the next season. Like, I can't even believe what you brought to the world. Like, you put in so much good. And so I, then he's like, do you want to meet Abby and David? And, and I actually think David's gone, but do you want to meet Abby? I was like, yes.

And then I go over And I got to But it was so cool That I believe his name was I believe his name was Sean Was the bestie Who won an Emmy Wow congratulations This weekend

Because of our show So you're welcome I know There should be like A bestie hall of fame Sean should be on it Oh he definitely is He was so cute

And was so excited to meet me And I was so excited to meet him It was such a beautiful moment. Sean beat out Dick Van Dyke for that award, too. Editing. She's not good at it. Okay, so we will get to more. We have to go to this class, but we will get to more highlights from this weekend and everything else later this week.

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