The Nikki Glaser Podcast - #482 'Sloppy Jealousy', Big Moments & A Concert Upgrade!

Episode Date: October 24, 2024

Nikki is not a fan of the early morning darkness; it only makes her feel less safe while walking Goldie. Honestly, her busy schedule has her kinda wishing she'd get attacked (Julie, this is a joke-she doesn't really want this). Brian, who is basically the show's Wikipedia, explains why he encouraged his wife to stop using a popular phrase. This reminds Nikki of a word that sounds like all the curses combined. Please do not tell Nikki how she did at an audition. However, do tell her when she rightly gets excited over a football play. So many amazing things happened to her friends this weekend, and she loved just being a spectator. She gives her take on keeping jealousy in check, and in her Final Thought, she talks about bouncing around at the Taylor Swift show, thanks to some important peeps. Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free, and get exclusive bonus content: https://apple.co/nikkiglaserpodcast  .  Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Here's Nikki. Hello, here I am. Welcome to the show. It's the Nikki Glaser Podcast think yeah i feel good you gotta work out today i did i already got it done and nice my schedule is insane today i shared it on the girls chat because i needed someone to bear witness to it um i really don't i was like i don't even know where i'm gonna walk my dog in this it's just back to back and it's just talking all day long and different things um but i started it out with a Pilates, you know, work, like a plank class, a legree class. And I finished it. It was so hard because I'm out of shape because I've been on the road for so long. And I'm back in St. Louis and I went to my regular class and it was so difficult. And then I was like, nothing I do today is going to be as hard as that just was. That's why I did it.

It's just, it's like talking. And you did it first thing in the morning, right? Because you're up at 6. I don't always do it first thing in the morning, but I was up at 6. I like to get up two hours before I have to go to that class because it leaves me time to walk the dog. Which, by the way, it's dark at 6 in the morning, which I didn't know because I don't ever

get up at 6 in the morning. Sometimes I do to catch a flight, but like you can't walk your dog when it's dark. I can't. I'm a single lady, and I'm defenseless. And when it's dark, it's dangerous. My neighborhood is kind of getting spooky lately. Well, it's spooky season.

It's Halloween time. It's not for that reason. It's because of homelessness and our country's inability to handle it. And I am getting- No, they're just celebrating the season. Yeah, it's all cosplay. to inability to handle it and i am no they're just celebrating the season yes i'll cosplay they're running around with a knife was just pretending to be yeah he's festive that's a really good point yeah um i i really got accosted last night with my mom and she was like you do this alone and i'm like every single time and every time i go downstairs now my neighborhood i think everyone's felt the shift,

not everyone, but a lot of people have felt a shift in their neighborhoods where over just a couple months, you're like, I'm just getting, I'm feeling less safe more and more often. There's always someone who I've got to keep my eye on. I can't have my AirPods in anymore. I can't be on my phone. I have to be alert of what's going on around me i'm jumping a lot more like when there's like someone that's not scary you know like i'm just like it's it's getting it's good it's before brian's giving halloween can i give you a quick self-defense uh tactic that you can carry in the morning when you're walking Goldie at 6 a.m. and it's dark. Very easy. It's not mace.

It's not those like knuckle things to punch anyone. It's not screaming fire. It's not screaming fire. You just take a really bright little flashlight and if you feel someone is walking up and attacking you, you can just blind them and then run. So I should have my phone out because that flashlight on your phone is very

intense. I would say more intense with like an actual flashlight like more intense okay it's like a very intense flashlight yeah you need to get like a lot of lumens it's a great idea that's a great idea and that's been your self-defense tip from noah thank you for that i think that's something that everyone can employ because that's you probably have a flashlight laying around i've just like i don't think people understand what it's like to be a lady walking around at night it's like and it's just it's getting even i'm as a man i'm a man and i feel the same way i i even even in my little uh culver city is supposed to be like a pretty safe like beverly hills-esque area but no it's just like compared to where i grew up like in the suburbs of long island i feel so i so frequently in danger when i'm walking my dog at night yes there's just

always somebody and one of the reasons why it's so bad in la as opposed to like new york city where you see a lot of suspicious characters roaming the streets is that in la at least you're always alone if you're walking around at night and there's a crazy person it's just you and him yes yes there's not enough people either down here and it's it it really is I just last night I was actually hoping for an incident so I would have to get out of all my work today I honestly told my mom i was like i just want to be injured enough that everyone goes take the day off or like spooked enough like i just want something to like i was kind of wishing something would happen one of those days but it really is

like i'm i have to move like i i've had to do this many times in my life like not many but a couple where like i lived in la for in 2007 and i remember there was just a string of weirdos that started hanging out and like one time a guy was masturbating on the street where i was trying to park and i would have to like pass by he was standing just in the middle of the street jerking off i had to like drive around him and i was looking for parking and he was he was standing in in the middle of the street jerking off i had to like drive around him and i was looking for parking and he was he was standing in front of my apartment he didn't know i was that's where i lived or something that's just where he chose to stand that night and so i just had to keep driving and i was like i can't this is unmanageable that guy was just celebrating easter

i mean these people are all you're just around very festive places but you lived in like a downtown area where there's like a lot of walkable stores and stuff like is that why there's so many people around it's no it's like it's on the cusp of a bad neighborhood you know like st louis is very like one block over and it's like the city doesn't fund it properly like it's it's all messed up here it's a great place to live our crime rates are through the roof because it's like it's a it's a neighborhood i'm not even near like like we have there's some reason why we have such horrible crime rates and well chris was saying it in the truck oh the county and the city are like not the same we have different i don't know i've heard it explained so many times.

Like most crime rates... I'm going to guess what he said. Most crime rates take into account just the city or the entire county. And for St. Louis, you're getting just the city. And so that inflates it per capita or something? Oh, the city and the county are separate, but everyone just thinks that... Most of St. Louis is county, and they just think it's all of our city numbers. But yeah, I'm not in like a crimey area.

You're not in like Tikrit. You're not walking around like worried that you're in the wire. You're going to be shot any second. I am lately though. I'm not. You know what it is? It's homeless people who are having psychotic breaks. It's not like even violent crimes that are premeditated or like muggings.

It's just I'm scared of being stabbed by someone who got a new knife that day at the bins at Goodwill. That's the real problem. I walk in some way that reminds me of their mom. They need to stop putting free knives in the bins at Goodwill. I mean, who knows what they're going to find? But just like twitchy people who aren't properly medicated having psychotic breaks. I honestly feel so bad for that. Like there's no part of me that's like, get out of here.

I'm just like this fucking guy. Last night, this guy really scared me and my mom. He was like, he was like waiting for us outside my apartment building door. Like the main door. We came out to walk Goldie. He's right there. And he's like, can you call this number? And he's like, looks like his shirt's all torn.

He's barefoot. And just like, but he has this paper. And he's like, will you please call? Like, I don't have a phone and I need to have my friend pick me up. And thank God I didn't have my phone on me because I go, dude, I don have my phone i'm so sorry and i i said sir i always try to look in the eye i try to give them respect because that guy would be me if i grew up as that guy like that guy didn't do anything in his life that made him deserve to be accosting me at that moment not that it's not scary not that i'm not frustrated by it but i I was just, my mom was more like, what the fuck was that?

And I was like, that poor fucking guy. Yeah, you have compassion. Didn't have a chance. And I doubt I'd have compassion as he was stabbing me in my eyes, but pulling a King Lear on my face.

But I would, I would feel like I would find it eventually. I just, it's just so sad. But anyway, I am feeling strong today. So I, yeah,

because I flash you'll be stabbing him yeah i blind him with my flashlight those flashlights are on our phones are fucking intense though and but that is such a good idea that i would never have thought of noah did you just learn that have you always known that um no i i had to learn it okay i learned it a couple of years ago when um yeah i mean it's just like I don't really feel safe walking alone. And especially now that I'm not living in Brooklyn anymore and there's no one like on the street. There are no sidewalks where I live. So I have to like literally walk on the side of the road.

Yes. So and now that I'm walking with a baby, it's even a little bit safer because you can throw the baby at the. Oh, yeah. You distract the blinded by the cuteness. Just launch the stroller for to distract them. baby it's even a little bit even safer because you can throw the baby at the oh yeah you distract they're blinded by the cuteness just launch the stroller for to distract them but in uh yeah insert i heard that in like some countries where there's gypsies i don't know if that's the right word but it's not but well it's archaic so where there's the uh babushkas what are they so are these folks that what are they called um what what are you trying to say

yeah something bad okay so let's start over if i'm already gonna do it so you go to like you go to spain or whatever the gypsies roam and people like like people who are like grifters uh trying to steal things. But they're an ethnicity, aren't they? They're like a sect. I'm not putting that on there. You might be. But okay, so there's... And canceled.

I know that they're not called gypsies, but we don't know the correct word. Okay. I heard stories that they'll, in certain countries, because they want to rob you, they'll take a baby and they'll throw it at you. Yeah, I've heard of that. And you'll have to catch the baby,

unless you're a monster and you just drop the baby. Then while you're like, oh my God, and you're trying to catch the baby, someone pickpockets you. I'd probably catch anything something threw at me. Is that a real thing? Anything someone threw at me. Yeah, like a grenade. It doesn't need to be a baby.

But that's a, yeah, I've heard of that. And by the way, I get really uncomfortable when people say they got gypped that feels i haven't heard that in a long time i heard it the other day like on my friends like like broadcast show like they said it you could tell that they didn't know it wasn't something you should should not say anymore and again i don't quite know why but it's yeah it's because gypsies are an ethnicity and they're oh no we don't know i think they are instead of saying gyps you could just say jude you chewed it they they jewed us that's the one people know not to say um but yeah i think they're it's just people don't catch up to what's not right anymore.

What did I say the other day? Sometimes I hear words and I go, there's just no way that that's appropriate. There's no way. So I was listening to sometimes I listen in on my wife on her work calls and frequently on her work calls, she used the phrase, let's get into the nitty gritty. And I was like, there's just no way that nitty gritty. Sounds dirty. There's just no way that's an appropriate word. And I looked the nitty gritty. And I was like, there's just no way that nitty gritty. Sounds dirty. There's just no way that's an appropriate word.

And I looked up nitty gritty. There's no way it's not. It's totally appropriate. You're not going to believe the origin of nitty gritty. Okay. It's like, I don't even know if I could say it on this podcast. It's so offensive and bad.

What? Really? That's right. You can't say nitty gritty. You can't? No, you can't. No one knows this, Brian. This is you can't no one knows this brian this is no one knows the origin of nitty-gritty is nitty-gritty came from the filth left behind in slave ships coming across the ocean that was the nitty-gritty

what that's right it's it's like as bad as you as it sounds um i cannot believe that and i cannot believe that you even knew that that there was something off about that like i just think because it doesn't it sounds so innocuous to me it can't be saying that anymore i that's what i told her i was like don't say't say nitty gritty and say something else. Let's get into the details. That's nuts. Yeah. Okay, so that's not one. I don't think I ever really say it, but that's okay.

That's an interesting etymology. I was just reminded of something I said. Oh, there's a word that we used to talk about this on you up there's a word that sounds like it combines every slur into one word and it is it's a word you can say and it's not the the word that sounds like the n word by the way I do not like that word I know you can use that word and it means something else if you add a delete at the end of it do you know i'm talking about no okay take the n word and if you add delete at the end of it it's a different word yeah yeah yeah that people sometimes use i'm just like what are you doing like stop trying to sneak

it in and i know you can get away with it but this is like no that's not okay it's even more offensive if you add an uh to the end of delete delete there we go commenter man no I hear people say it all the time and I'm like you gotta stop like this is inappropriate

do they? I mean not all the time I guess I'm not like walking around listening people but no I hear people say it. I don't even want to type it in. I was going to type it in to like see the definition. I'm on private browsing and I'm not even going to do it. At least it's AR. I know it's AR.

Yeah, we know. But still, come on, let's not. Yeah. The word that I'm talking about. Okay, what? Even with, it's a salad dressing, but it's a very basic salad dressing. It's oil and. I know, but I'm not going to say it

because it sounds like... That's just a condiment. I don't feel like that's appropriate either. But you do say it. You say it. Can I just say that I got some... Oh, boy. Someone made some stationery for me.

Didn't ask for it. Didn't need it. It was a gift gift i forget from who i put it away forever i just looked at it once and was like nope can't send that to anyone because my initials are nrg okay but when you do stationary you put the last name in the middle so it it looks it just says ngr on-R. On my stationary. Do you know what I'm talking about? That is what they do for a signet. A signet?

Whoa, Nikki. I think that's the word. You can't say signet. Yeah, monogram. On monograms, they put the... So yours would be B-F-T? No. A. No. It's the most common man's name you could think of j no no you got it i don't know c no no that's very basic men's name well i mean just let's not

play this game matt matthew yes okay so yours would be BFM with if if you're you got stationary the F would be big the B and the M would be like kind of in the background

flanking it do you agree with me Noah that's what stationary is why is it like that yes yes I've seen that why does the middle initial

get this so big I had never witnessed my name it's not like this it's the last name that gets big yeah the last name is the front

big letter okay and then the two other letters are flanking it on the side i see okay so glazer would be i'm glazer and then nikki nicole renee on the sides wow but ngr looks like something else yeah and i'm guessing they don't let you put that on your license plate because it looks so much. And sometimes, you know, when you go like, we sent a confirmation email to the email given and then it has your email. But it does star, star, star, star, star. Or like your name. Well, my email used to be my full name. And so it would say, i star star star star star star

star e r i have the same thing nikki with my name oh my god yours is wow that is crazy yes and so it makes me very uncomfortable but um i that's stationary i just showed it to chris the other day i just go look at this and he goes no fucking way because it's just so it's it's i'm almost keeping it like like just a relic of like can you believe someone thought this was a good idea i forget who it was something like you know aunt who made it for me or something but it's unusable completely unusable and it was very expensive and it's nice it's like gold plated oh my god yeah yeah well i i my chase account i i had they abbreviate stuff on the chase account all the time and i had a subaru loan which i paid off but it said the way it abbreviated was uh i posted this on my instagram some people might have seen it subaru a c dot dot dot dot u n t so it just said you're a cunt

subaru a cunt that's what it said wait why is the u n t account account the end of account i was like this probably happens a lot where it's the perfect amount of letters to get the C dot dot dot dot U-N-T. Like, Chase needs to. Oh, God. Words are fun. But the word I was going to say that sounds like all of the ones combined, you're not even going to believe this word. And it is a word that you've heard.

Okay. I think we probably talked about it on the show. Okay. So, if you're drinking water. So, say it's a hot summer day okay go to the place where you attach the hose usually and you get some water from the yeah oh yes you're right yes we've said it before i just it's just too funny because it's spigot it's a combination of every single sl It's a one slur fits all. The name of the people who say slurs is in it.

Bigot. Yeah. It's a portmanteau. Oh, I was thinking the ut was something else. Was representative of another slur. But yeah. No, it all is. If you took every single slur and put it in a machine and created a slur homunculus you'd get spigot

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So, yeah, I'm feeling very strong today. I went to my class. And then I had an interview about Anthony Jeselnik for Vulture. They're writing a piece on him him and so i was asked to contribute and i was watching a lot of his it was fun because i like got done with the class and then i was just getting ready for my day and i just put on um anthony jess on like youtube and then it was just like playing at two times the speed i was just trying to catch up with all the jokes it was so fun he's so good and uh i felt like it like made me a little bit like more

savage in my thinking for the day because i just absorb whatever i'm listening to so much and i like anthony jeselnik's like latest he's like a comedy sage now like he has like the beard and he sits and calmly in interviews and says like wisdom instead of he's great yeah like what what have you learned oh i don't remember any of it but i just know his general demeanor has been sage yeah it's like you you're hanging on his every word he he um uses word economy he's not trying too hard ever his comedy never seemed sweaty even if he is sweating literally it just it always seems um yeah i just i really was reminded of how much i like his comedy and um but i said on the interview we got on the call and um i really didn't have

time for this interview but i was like you know what i should do it because he he would do it for me and then i go no he wouldn't no he wouldn't and that's why i love anthony jeseldick is that i love him enough to know that even though he's my friend he probably would be like no i'm not gonna do that and he would say it to my face and he has good boundaries and um and yeah so but i do i do tend to make decisions about what I'm going to do for people. It's like, oh, would they do it for me? And that one, I was like, yeah, he'd

do it for me. And then I thought, after listening to his comedy, I was like, no, he wouldn't. If he had my schedule, he would not do anything else today. But I fit it in for you, Anthony. On the topic of stuff that you're doing, Besties wanted to know did you ever audition for that car commercial yes oh my god thank you so much for asking okay

so i like forgot about it until i remembered it on the podcast and then i forgot about it even more and then it was the day it was due and then then DMB Radio, who I do the voice of, asked me to send in a bunch of live reads for like, you know, Dave all weekend, all Dave weekend long or whatever those things are. And I didn't have any of my recording equipment. I was in New York. And I go, but I could come into Sirius and just record it in studio if you have the space.

But what i was really thinking was and then i'll do an audition for the castle and then they said yes and i was like by the way can i also like do a quick audition while i'm there and they were happy to cut it it took two seconds and i am happy to say i did not hear back because i don't have time in my life to become the voice of a luxury car brand um i'm sure they're still deciding but i sent it in a week and a half ago and thanks for bringing it up because now i'm reminded that i didn't get it that's the funny thing about auditions and i was just joking when i said that you don't know you don't get things until they just air like no one ever tells you no like you don't find out even huge things you're up for.

You if it's like down to you and another person, no one no one wants to break bad news to you. So no one tells you like your agents might find out you didn't get it, but they don't they don't tell you. And honestly, I don't want to fucking know most of the time if I don't get something. I'd rather just like keep this hope alive until it just dies on its own. And by the time the thing airs, I don't even care even care and by the way I auditioned for Megalopolis that was a huge part of my life and I'm so glad that that didn't happen

not because it's like a megaflopolis or whatever it's because I just like it's not as big of a deal as I thought it would be you know you go like I would be in a Francis Ford Coppola movie like my life would change it wouldn't change at all no the person who got my role i haven't seen one thing about like i've read a lot about the movie that it was the role wasn't that substantial it's not because that person didn't do a great job i'm sure they

did amazingly but um it just was so important that fucking week of my life flew out there like had to like do hair and makeup for it went to spent you know probably close to a thousand dollars on on acting lessons for it and then it doesn't happen it felt like such like a a letdown and then the thing happens and you're just like no one even cared and no one like even if i would have been in it and nothing it just no one cares about anything anymore. No one cares about anything anymore. Nothing moves the needle. Nothing moves that needle. We have no culture.

That's the problem. We have zero culture. We're just siloed in these little buckets. There's too much culture. We all watch a show for five people. And it's you and your five people see it. And there's nothing unified about us other than our politics i guess which is horrifying and football is unifying that is still being

watched and by the way this weekend i was at a taylor swift concert and i went to go to the bathroom which i never do but i did because i was on in a suite and it was like i had the room to do it and so i went to the bathroom and i was coming back and i saw an amazing play by patrick mahomes that i witnessed it live like i was like what the fuck oh my god whoa holy shit he keeps going oh and i was alone at the tv going like oh my god and i was looking around for any man to confirm that it was amazing what I just saw. Because I didn't really, like, I'm still in that stage of, like, not knowing if what I think is cool is actually cool. Because sometimes I'm really very off about it.

And so I was looking around for any man. There was no men around. It was in this, like, big lounge area with all this food. And it was an amazing setup. We had, like, a box suite. Thank you so much to the owner of the Miami Dolphins, Tom Garfinkle, for hooking me up and my friends for two nights of Taylor Swift shows in your box suite with this amazing. It's called The Nine at the Miami Dolphins Stadium. And it's this private place that you get to go to.

And they have a cafeteria of gourmet food with different stations every kind of food you could ever want done in the most beautiful way with like garnishes of like flowers you know when there's flowers on your food it is high end like i it was miami's finest uh in in the people that worked there were so proud of their jobs like waiting on you like honestly this woman that was waiting on us shout out to um kim i believe her name is she's coming to my show in fort lauderdale next week she was like she got me a tampon i felt so bad asking she wanted to put it in for me i mean this woman was so helpful she couldn't stop helping us she was like disappointed that she couldn't do more like

she was amazing anyway i see this play and i'm like oh my god and then i go am i watching a highlight reel because this was just too good like that i just happened to look at the screen for a second when patrick mahomes was doing this amazing thing and then i thought nothing of it i just went back to the show and had a great time and then got home and it's all over my instagram as like the best moment did you see it do you know what i'm talking about brian yeah he scrambled around and then uh threw a touchdown pass was it that no he didn't throw he just he scrambled so far okay i mean i probably saw it i didn't it's not sticking out i felt really good i got home and then i sent it to chris and i go is this impressive is this

like something that i should have been like yeah yeah yeah like i when i have moments where i feel like i understand sports you guys get it like i'm so happy i feel like i'm in a foreign country and i just like got i i for the first time around and talked to the language and didn't need to look in my little dictionary or whatever. It feels so good to know when something's cool. So that was a great moment for me this weekend, among many others. Talk about the weekend, because i was in florida yeah all weekend started off friday night taylor swift concert private suite so nice so accommodating who'd you go with i went with emily gen zm and i went with nor hadidi who did my um the deep dives that we did on the

tortured poets for the podcast i flew her in from toronto because she had not toronto i mean you don't say that extra t she had not ever been to an era's show and i was like we gotta remedy that and then i also um chris was supposed to go but he had to work and couldn't get out of work and so i was like oh i invited my mom she turned it down she's like it's too much I can't do it it's too much so then my sister also said it's too much I can't make it work and then she fucking rallied and made it work and my sister got to come out and we had the best time and it was such a great show obviously I think that was my 18th and then um and I also got to I'm really into Gracie

Abrams now and she's opening for her on this last leg of shows. And so I got to see Gracie Abrams and like, I got to scream, sing her song. So I got like two concerts in one of my two favorite artists right now of all time, which is just insane. And then, and then Saturday drove up to, or down, I don't know the direction. Why would I pretend to? Two and a half't know the direction why would i pretend to uh two and a half hours down the coast i think maybe up to uh vero beach uh to go to andrew collins wedding and it looked like it went well it went so well it was so sweet like you know you just kind of think that like with a friend like Andrew, who's just

like always about the joke. And it's like, I've obviously been taking their relationship seriously for years now. There's no question that it's like just such a great thing for him and his life. And she's so amazing. But like, you know, everything's just a joke with him. Like not in a way that I'm dismissive of it. It's just like, you don't it's not like there's not a sentimentality around my feeling with andrew i thought but man was i a blubbering

fucking mess right away like you cried right away like the music i sat down we were very late getting there because i underestimated how long it would take to get there i instantly got ready was late the reception was supposed to start at 4 45 i got there at like 5 10 so i was late but thank god they were running late too perfect timing for everyone sat in the back row the music started within seconds of me running down and i was in no state to cry yet by the way like i was just like oh i'm just getting ready for a wedding and like i'm excited oh, whatever. But the second the music started playing and I see his mom like being wheeled, she's in a wheelchair.

That was not why I was crying. His mom could have been walking or running. I just hate wheelchairs so much. Why is it here? I was just like, right away. I did the same thing happened at Brian's wedding. Like, like overwhelmed with emotions that hit me like a like a tornado that hit andrew's uh you know first like the emotions

came out like a spigot exactly like splash like just splashing tears down my face could not like couldn't control it it was just i don't even know what i honestly still can't really pinpoint what the feeling is because it i don't anticipate it like i i think that some people are like oh weddings always get me oh i can't watch these kind of commercials because i they get me i just like didn't i'd never see it coming and then i was crying the whole ceremony and then we get to um it was just like beautiful they they did how how did andrew do on his vows well you didn't get to see them right well no the vows they did alone to each other before on the beach like they did it like they wanted to do it alone and i have to

have everyone here which was the right move because they didn't have a pa system outside and it was so fucking windy that you couldn't hear anything you could kind of just see what was happening so they like exchanged the classic vows but the vows that they gave each other um i guess andrew forgot to vow anything like he just said how he felt about her and like it was really wet like he shared some of it with me and it was like i was like oh this is perfect this is like exactly what any girl would want to hear it's exactly what i would want to hear my future husband say to me um but he forgot i guess the next day we were driving with him and brenna and and and he was laughing about how he was like i kind of forgot to like vow things

like say what you're gonna do i was like oh yeah like i didn't even i looked at i like he he let me kind of proofread his speech before or his vows and I didn't catch that either so it was on both of us. Sorry Brenna. I didn't. I forgot that part of it too. So I guess he can do anything he wants because he didn't vow anything. He's off. He's got free. Yeah. But I was I credit your wedding so much Brian even though it was

like so full of like funny like I was crying and laughing and like it's just so touching like to just be so sincere and have no kind of like irony about it and to have just everyone's family there's just so much love and like there's not even like an ounce of bad will in the room like yeah there's few places where there's just no egos or anything it's just like devoid of any cynicism for like one well i don't i think some weddings have a lot of cynicism and opinions and drama going on in the back that's true yeah

i guess it depends on the family i mean yeah there are some there's a lot of drama at some weddings and it's a testament to andrew and i guess to me that you surrounded yourself with loving people whereas there might be sometimes you don't get to choose because of your family but i i think for andrew too and for me like we didn't have actually a lot of family come so it's mostly just people we selected to come who i made a point of eliminating people from my life who would bring that drama just not worth it at all or like make it anything about other than what it is and just like celebrating love i just saw

comedians clip this morning that was like i'm tired of weddings like if you guys are doing well just like keep it to yourselves like we don't need to like see it and i thought that was kind of a good point like don't waste everyone's time to be like look how great we are like right it's got it's a funny way to look at it like we're weddings are just like letting everyone know like we're awesome and um but i really like there's i really just love weddings i think that's i think it's you know much like i feel about football games i didn't expect to love them as much as i do i love weddings too i just love them and um yeah there was a part of it that made me feel like oh and then the reception was like so sweet and all the speeches and um were funny and and andrew was just like so happy like it's just so cute to see someone like

so happy and like so certain of what this is what they want like there's just it was just a celebration it was just awesome to see him be the bell of the ball i mean obviously brenna was she looked stunning like beyond stunning like there's not even a word for it like i don't even understand what i was like looking at as how pretty she looked and like glowy and just perfectly she was so happy also gorgeous and so happy but yeah it was just he was just so happy and it was so happy also. And so happy. But yeah, he was just so happy. And it was so nice to see my friends just taking a huge step in their life that I was just so proud of him. Pride was supposed to be a feeling that I was supposed to be trying to eradicate because it means that you are giving yourself a pat on the back for being like i'm like i have a friend that's like making great decisions i was grateful to have right it's a confusing thing because it's like you're supposed to feel proud like you have and there's

like gay pride but like it's also like sin gay pride just sounded like you were saying like there's like kind of pride that's like not as cool. It's like gay, gay pride. Like I forgot about the month. Or not, you know, the whole movement. Yeah, there's gay pride. There's gay envy. Yeah. Well, I, I, and then, so on top of me feeling like so emotional about Andrew crying so much

when he danced with his mom, she got out of the wheelchair and they danced. It was so sweet his love healed her there brennan has loved healed her for just a moment and they danced it was so cute um cry cry cry but we were done by like 10 30 like 10 30 i think the the reception was over the songs had been played everyone was tired and i went i went and i was so tired because i had tailors with the night before and had to drive there and everything so i was like this is perfect no one's expecting me to go to an after party this is great and then i realized oh my god it's 10 30 i'm on the east coast emil joaquin is about to be on snl

i have an hour to like get my pjs eat more food than that I then I ate at the wedding because I ate at the wedding But I just you know Just get my like I had so much food Like ready to like just fucking go to town on when I was finally like alone, you know how we do and so I got So comfy and then watched snl Which is my other? Time in my life that I felt so proud of a friend that i don't even know i've

never felt this like happy for friends before like my friends giving birth and my friends being on snl like career-wise i've never felt this happy for a friend before oh yeah that i felt for a meal which i've talked about but he was on weekend update and he didn't tell anyone because he was scared it was gonna get cut so i had been texting him being like tell me what's going on this week because he's been very like open and forth cut like and available to be honest with you like to text and talk about stuff and this week i was crickets and i go oh god he's must be really in it but he said that he purposely didn't tell anyone he didn't even tell his parents because i was texting with his parents being like i can't believe he just killed so hard on his first desk he's like he's like his like debut to the

industry in this massive way on this amazing you know the best comedy stage possible absolutely crushed and um and they were like we didn't even know because he didn't tell us and he said he didn't tell anyone because he was scared it was going to get cut but he killed it and so i just had this like i was crying about emil i was crying about Andrew. I just had a day of just being so happy for my friends, which feels so. And your friend had a baby also all on the same weekend. Oh my God. And then Sarah Lena had a baby,

which by the way, everything Sarah Lena does, she does like so many incredible things, but it's just so there's no pump around any of it. Do you agree? I know. Yes, I do agree.

I've heard no offense, Kirsten i know you're listening i've heard more about you pumping in your fourth week of having a baby like there's been more pump around that pump than there has been for her entire like i would say both births and that's not any that's not i like hearing about the pumping i like like there should be a lot of like i'm telling my pregnant friends, or anyone who's going through pregnancy or is just going through pregnancy, talk about it all the fuck you want.

I am not one of those childless women who's like, enough about the babies. Like, you should talk about it nonstop. It's all I would be talking about. So I never begrudge you talking about it. But Sarah Lena's just like, oh, girls, I just had a baby. I don't know. So what's going on with you? Talk about something else'm sorry this is so boring it's going on so long we're like wait tell us any details and she's like i don't know girls it's just she was like

she was eight pounds nine ounces and she's healthy and there was you know it four pushes it took four pushes and i don't know girls i'm talking too much about myself nikki tell me about taylor swift and i'm like i don't i cannot talk about Taylor Swift right now when you are have just given birth it's not allowed I'm not allowed to this is insane but she's just so like tell me what you got what are you wearing tonight what's going on with the show who's going with you and like she is while she's in labor she's asking these things she's just so like flippant about the amazing things she does i mean it's it's truly incredible but yes saralina gave birth to her second baby and that happened on

thursday night friday weekend friday night so it was like that was it was just and then you know with kirsten going through it with you going through it noah like it's been just a great and then anya's album is coming out this Friday. Um, asteroid, which everyone needs to get and pre-order now and, just support her in every way you can post stories about it, like add it to playlists on Spotify. All of that helps so much. We love Anya so much.

And this album is like one of her best, I think it's her best album ever. That's what she's been saying. And I'm obsessed with almost, I think like every track it's so fucking good. And I think you'll hear a lot of the same themes if you listen to the podcast a lot you obviously know anya but if you don't you'll like hear things from girls chat and just she's living in the same world we are so i think you'll really enjoy the album and so all of these exciting things are happening i just gotta say it's kind of as someone who does a lot of big stuff and is often the one having friends

be like whoa like it was so fun to watch you like I like being on the other side of it almost I think more and I that makes me feel really good because when things start to go away for my career I can still it's nice to know that like I can watch

younger comics who I'm friends with like have the wins that I'm friends with, like have the, the wins that I've have and not feel like a jealousy. Like there was no jealousy about a meals, uh, thing, even though I'm sorry. I,

if you would have asked me a year ago, if your friend gets SNL and is like, even though I don't want to send out in that way, like I don't want to, I'm not a cast. Like, that's not what my calling is right now I would have probably said

I'll be a little bit jealous there'll be a little part of me that's just like man I like because it's just you can't help feelings of that I know myself but I'm so glad to have matured past that you don't take it to the next step whereas some so-called friends

do and you know they just get like jealous and then you have to manage You don't take it to the next step, whereas some so-called friends do. And they just get jealous, and then you have to manage different personalities and stuff. But I do. Here's the thing. Everyone, I do. I do still suffer with massive, massive jealousy of my great friends. And here's the difference between me and other. I witness my friends have friends in their life who have the same jealousy that I have in my friends. Have friends in their life. Who have the same jealousy that I have in my heart.

Over the wins in their life. And they're so sloppy and obvious with it. Tuck that shit in. Stop being so obvious. That you're so jealous of your friend's life. By A. If you're a girl like me. Who gets jealous of everyone.

And compares themselves to everyone else. I'll admit it. It's a flaw. I don't like it about myself. If I could get rid of it. And shed it like a skin. Like a lizard. I would. I can't. Don't be. I'll admit it. It's a flaw. I don't like it about myself. If I could get rid of it and shed it like a skin, like a lizard, I would. I can't. Don't be mad at me about it.

Sometimes I'm jealous. But here's what I don't do. I do the opposite. So if I'm jealous of someone, I just lean in and I celebrate that thing. I don't do the fucking shitty thing that so many of my girlfriends, I know when my girlfriends come to me and say

blah blah blah never complimented my you know we just put an addition on the house and they came over and they stayed in and they didn't compliment it she's fucking jealous my friend just uh saw the baby for the first time and didn't and was kind of like flippant about it she's jealous stop being so sloppy with your jealousy, ladies. Do the opposite and no one will know you're jealous because it's such a bad look. It's not a good quality to have to be so envious. So when you act disinterested, when you act, when you don't say to your friend, you look amazing when she's just lost a bunch of weight, even though you're jealous because you want to lose weight too and you haven't figured it out yet or whatever's going on in your life.

Say you look great to your friend. Say the opposite of the thing you're feeling or say what you are feeling you know say like i you can even say i'm so jealous of you right now like just be honest don't do the don't do the thing where you act like you like when i first when i met john mayer and was like hi i'm nikki what's your name like don't do that shit don't act like you don't don't do the opposite because it stinks of we know what's going on. Do you know what I'm talking about? I encounter

people all the time that are like my mom will tell me stories about people who say things to her and I'm like it is so obvious she's jealous. There's just no other reason for it. Especially that generation. Yes. 100%. Come on everyone we can be jealous we can be petty we can be our sickest selves and so envious of others and and covet what

other people have but just hide it better it's so embarrassing it's kind of funny to be like i'm so jealous of you i i want to take this from you yeah i want you to not have it so i can have it you don't deserve this and i want to kill you you know stuff like that yeah i'm not i haven't been there with it but like i have and i've talked about it so much like when i feel threatened on instagram by someone being funnier than me and it's truly a funny clip and i want it to go away because it's so funny and it makes me feel like you're not as funny i gotta post it i gotta fucking post it you gotta go the opposite way that to to combat it because you don't want to be that person that's like

makes others feel worse because you feel threatened by how great they look or whatever like even though i've done that a million times positive energy not right surround yourself with negative energy then you will produce negative things and also i was talking more about like a cohesive group of friends like our girls chat we're always so supportive of each other there's never any envy or jealousy in that i'm not talking about like people outside i feel envy for all of you at times i felt it for each single one of you i will admit it i felt gross envy that's been like i wish this wasn't happening for her because I want, like, it threatens my bottom line. Like, I'm talking about a base level.

Not that I would really take, like, organize to take it from you. Or if a genie showed up and was like, well, you can take this from Noah. I wouldn't say, yes, do that. But there's this, you know, the inkling feeling of like, of course, like that jealousy. I felt it. Inkling, that's another word. I wouldn't. Doesn't sound right. Like that jealousy. I felt it. Inkling, that's another word. I wouldn't. Doesn't sound right.

I wouldn't. But with Girlshed, I will say when I feel jealousy, it doesn't last long at all. Yeah, it's a fleeting passing ship. It goes away so much faster. But there are times that I do struggle with it still. But I'm just like, I just expect more from, I just want other, because my friends take it so personally. And they're like she like didn't say

anything about my baby and it's like because there's only one of two options either she didn't notice you had a new baby or she's jealous and i don't think it's possible she didn't notice you had a new baby or a new car or a new house or a new haircut or maybe she just like feels like shit or something and has her own thing going on is not jealousy that doesn't have no she just like feels like shit or something and has her own thing going on is not jealousy that doesn't have no she just like generally feels like shit and doesn't have the energy to make a big show out of how much she loves your baby i don't know i then don't go see the baby yeah you know like i think you gotta rally for a friend who just had a baby and and ask a lot about it and also don't like text your friend who you're jealous that just had a baby and ask a lot about it. And also don't like text your friend

who you're jealous that just had a baby and they're maybe getting a lot of attention. Don't text them. Is it hell? Are you doing so bad? Is it so tiring? Because you want it to be. You want her to answer yes so badly

because you're jealous that it's not that hard for her. We got to go to break. We'll be back after this. Catch Jon Stewart back in action on The Daily Show and in your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. From his hilarious satirical takes on today's politics and entertainment to the unique voices of correspondents and contributors, it's your perfect companion to stay on top of what's happening now.

Plus, you'll get special content just for podcast listeners like in-depth interviews and a roundup of the week's top headlines listen on the iHeart Radio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts um so yeah uh so speaking of babies Yes My brother had a baby This weekend also Oh my god This isn't your first time being an uncle right No I'm double uncle He's got two daughters now

Oh my god congratulations What's your brother's name again Adam He looks like Bob Saget He does It's so comforting to see him. He's a very comforting guy, too. He's a lot like Bob Saget. I love him. I loved hanging with him after your wedding. So, what's the baby's name? It's not public yet, so I don't want to say. Okay. Got it.

I don't even know if I'm supposed to know what the name is, honestly. Oh, really? But I was told surreptitiously via text by someone okay yeah why isn't it public yet is this i don't know i don't know maybe i have no idea no one's told me he didn't tell me the name of the baby like you know normally when you have a baby you get a text with a picture of a baby and it says welcome you know jennifer aniston the second into the world you know that i didn't get that i just got a picture of the baby and it's the weight and the length yes by the way no one cares about the length of your baby i've never once been like oh interesting like i don't even know what it's supposed to be wait i can kind of guess like okay that seems underweight that seems like whoa

she's definitely torn up from that that That's an interesting detail, but length, no one cares. Unless it's like really small, like one inch. Then it's interesting. Can you tell us why length is important? Like why anyone even includes that? Like what's, I get the weight, the weight gives you the length already, kind of. Probably they include it

because that's just the standard information the hospital gives, but like no one but the parents, it's not important information to anyone but the parents so that they can monitor the growth can i guess what the average baby length is like i i'm gonna like i literally don't know but i'm going to guess 18 inches four i'm gonna say 14 inches uh average length for a full-term newborn is 19 to 20 inches. Okay, great. Nailed it.

So, yours is a little not to term. But do you guys do that with, when you calculate feet or like inches of something, like I just was like, oh, this is what a newborn looks like. That was a good way to do it. And then I go, what's a piece of paper? Because a piece of paper is 11 and a half inches. Does everyone else determine a foot? A ruler is 12 inches.

But you don't encounter rulers as much as you encounter pieces of paper. Wouldn't you say? Like a piece of paper is like a printer piece of paper. Everyone kind of knows that. Sure, sure. No, yeah, no. What you're saying makes sense. I've always used ruler. Sure, sure. No, yeah, no. What you're saying makes sense. Okay, okay.

I've always used ruler. And then for inches underneath 11, you just think of boyfriend's penis. That's what you do. Yeah, that's what I think of. Yeah, right? And then your... The wingspan. Your wingspan is usually your height, and I know I'm 5'9

oh is that true yeah so when you you do your arms out that's how tall you are I think it's you're an anomaly if it's different

but it's almost like exactly the same is that so interesting because I have pretty long arms is that I would like to measure my wingspan and test this through

you gotta do it we gotta do this that'll be very interesting so okay so your uncle again that's so exciting double uncle I'm excited to be a double uncle I'm excited for my other niece We gotta do it. We gotta do this. That'll be very interesting. So, okay, so your uncle again, that's so exciting. Double uncle. I'm excited to be a double uncle.

I'm excited for my other niece to get a little older so I can start having conversations with her. Oh, it's so fun. Yeah. But yeah, I mean, I'm just glad that I have a sibling that's having kids. Takes the pressure off me. It's so nice. I want to be around kids in a very arm's length way.

I'm going to go next year. Which is probably, based on you, three and a half feet. Yeah, exactly. Three feet and an inch. That's four pieces of paper. I want to go trick-or-treating next year on Halloween. I think that stuff's

fun. I want to take them to an apple orchard sometime. But I don't want to raise them. It's not the fun, uncle, but you're an uncle. No, I'm just kidding. No, that's so sweet. No, I feel the same way. I'm so happy that my sister has kids. It's not about the pressure

because I don't think my parents would ever have put that on me because I just make so much money and give them free dinners but i will say that um just being around getting to be around kids and having kids like care about you but i will say that like i was at the you know andrew's wedding this weekend and i'm like no one gives a fuck about the ant man you know like no one ants don't get no matter how cool of an aunt you are. It's not your special day. There was a part of me that was like, I want a kid so that I can see them get married. Like that was like, oh, I see why people have kids.

It would be really nice to see them get married. But then I was thinking about like with climate change in like 30 years when my kid is in probably 35 they'd take after me and marry late so like 40 years from now i don't know the venue space we're gonna like it's gonna be there's gonna be hurricanes no matter where we are so i'm a little like i was just already freaking out about logistics of it you're like this is too much trouble traveling there i'm gonna be 80 i'm gonna be 80 and everyone's gonna cry when i get out of the wheelchair. But I will say that there was a video taken of, Emily took a video of me crying at the, and Ari Finling was crying.

Also sounds like. Ari Finling is my, he's like my wife. When we're together, Ari and I are like an old married couple. Why is that? I don't know. Ari just like gets,

he knows how to like needle me and then i and then i respond in tow he's the only person that like i like we'll be on the road together and someone will be like will you get nikki's backpack or whatever and i'm like no i got it he goes no i'm not gonna i don't respect her and like i like love it and because I know he does but like he will say really horrifying things to me and um and I I really enjoy it but he was crying I was crying Raina and Ashley from Girls Gotta Eat podcast they were there they were crying so she films all of us crying and I put on my Instagram and my sister told me that Forrest who's three wants to watch that video constantly of us all crying and then

it cuts to and it looks like we're crying at him dancing with his bride because it's just like just our a song playing and then us all crying and then it cuts to him and he's dancing with his mom in a wheelchair or it looks like he's dancing with like a very old bride um and but force has become obsessed with this video which is so cute when kids just gravitate towards something like that but she said i go oh my god this is so cute when kids just gravitate towards something like that. But she said, I go, oh, my God, this is so sweet. And she was like, I go, why do you think he likes it so much? She was like, guess we'll just have to see when you get married. And I was just like, wait, so I have to like, how are we going to do this?

So we need to invite Andrew's mom to my wedding. I have to get her out of the like, and then um but it was it was really cute final thought um yeah weddings are amazing i'm on board please invite me to them uh if i love you i'll cry so much um it made me kind of want to get married but also not because it's just oh that's what i was going to say about andrew he was the star of the night and i feel like you know a lot of times when andrew and i have hung out like i'm having these big moments and he's always there to like celebrate me and be so excited like you know in the same way like i get off stage at the roast and brian you and i hugged for the first

time like your your guys who work on things with you are so fucking pumped for you when it's over and you feel like i'm i'm usually the groom and he was the fucking groom you know like he was the star of the night and they were asking me the next day in the car like did anyone bug you and i was like i didn't even didn't even occur to me that anyone would give a fuck like that i was there it really was i was like you guys were celebrities like when you walked in we were all like oh my god i think they're coming like it was like it was awesome for them both to like have that of like they were the biggest deal ever and everyone was so swept up in how happy we were for them it was awesome it was awesome to see and um yeah i'm just i'm so happy for those two and then the next night we went to taylor swift again i took them to taylor

swift um for for Miami night three of her show. Cool. And that's when we were in that fucking box again. Thank you, Tom Garfinkel, for arranging that

and being so generous with your private box. And I'm just so grateful to everyone who made this weekend happen. And obviously, Taylor was just so grateful to everyone who made this weekend happen. And obviously Taylor was just so extraordinary. And I also, I got to say on Friday night, got to leave my box and go down to a seat in the crowd for one of the eras. Because I didn't want to abandon my friends all night.

And the box was awesome seats. But I had a friend from St. Louis, Amy, from Carol House Furniture. Amy, oh my God, why am I forgetting her last name? Amy Adams. Well, Amy from Carol House Furniture.

She runs like a pet. Isn't her last name Carol House Furniture? No, it's not. It's something, Dubman, Amy Dubman from Carol House Furniture. She runs like a pet. Isn't her last name Carol House Furniture? No, it's not. It's something. Dubman. Amy Dubman from Carol House Furniture. She's been a staple. By the way, her and her brother, Brooke, have been a staple in St. Louis television.

They are like, you know, the classic local ad. They're a furniture supplier. Not warehouse, but like a furniture store. And they always have commercials where she will always say that we're cutting prices because Brooks is Brooke is out of town. Her brother's out of town on a buying trip. So while he's gone, don't tell him. But we're slashing prices. So fun. So fun.

So adorable. I grew up watching these ads. Come to find out they are like major um players in like pet rescue and they have a um a spay clinic that they do free spaying for for stray animals they're amazing and i i did a charity show for them i love them anyway amy had tickets to miami she had three tickets and uh i guess she had a dropout for her third. And she got my number through Chris. And she was like, yeah, tell Nikki she can come down. And I went down for Tortured Poets Era, which is the newest one. And the one that I am so enthusiastic about.

And I got to watch it, like, fifth row, section A2, if you want to look it up, Swifties. And I, you know how I feel about the bridge to The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived. Like, where she's stomping across the the smallest man who ever lived like where she's stomping across the ground and she's marching and she's going to battle i can't tell you what it was like to see that up close it was so emotional i cried again i and i don't usually cry at shows i'm usually just so swept up and having fun like i don't get like that kind of emotional but i was like and i was trying to film it and so she's going she's like and uh for you know right before she goes she's like for spark uh and i just

what is the line can someone give a message to the smallest man who ever lived and she's going to her spot right to start the march and then she turns she goes were you sent by someone and so but she goes and i don't listen to them and she's singing that part and she's walking up and i'm filming it and i have footage of me filming it and i go i'm really conflicted right now i don't know whether to film it or to live it i don't know what to do because if i film it i can't live it because i have to i'm getting this footage for 50s it needs to be perfectly centered and i have to watch the phone like i have a million times of on tiktok of this exact thing and i go i don't know what to do and she's like a message to the smallest man whoever lived and i go i'm gonna live it and then it just cuts off and then i was like are you sent

by someone and i fucking lived it so hard and i would just implore anyone who goes to concerts to put down your phone and like fucking live it because it was so fun and then after torture poets i just said bye amy thank you so much but before i i left i said what i thought might be one of my favorite lines of my entire life and i turned to amy right like it was in transition from like down bad to whatever there was some moment where it was kind of like Taylor was obscured and we were all kind of like talking and collect and it was oh it was after

but daddy I love him and I was like I had like an orgasm of emotions for but daddy I love him it was the start of torture poets and I just got into the seats right in time and she comes out she's like you know I forget what the line is I was there when the West was one and I like out there right in time and she comes out she's like you know i forget what the line is uh i was there when the west was one and i like got there right in time and i'm like ah i'm here oh

my god it was like perfect and then i sing the whole thing and then she finishes it and then i turn to amy and i just go i am so glad brooke is on a buying trip i was so happy with the line i like texted chris as soon as i thought of it. But it was such a good weekend. I'm exhausted from it. And there's a little bit of guilt of being exhausted from not working. I know exactly how that feels. Really? Yeah.

Like you didn't do anything work-wise? Because you went to Utah, right? I went to Utah this weekend and I am exhausted. We'll talk about that on tomorrow's podcast. I honestly can't wait to hear about it because I'm glad you commiserate because I'm struggling with like... Because usually if I've had an exhausting weekend of work,

I feel like I can like muster sympathy from people and it helps me get through my week of work. And this one's just like, oh, you went to a wedding and saw Taylor Swift twice? Wah, wah. But I am exhausted from it. But we'll have another podcast tomorrow we'll see you then thank you for listening don't be good bye the Nikki Glaser podcast is a production by Will Farrell's Big Money Players and iHeart Podcast created and hosted by me Nikki Glaser co-hosted by Brian Frangie executive produced by Will Farrell, Han Sani, and Noah Avior. Edited and engineered by

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