The Nikki Glaser Podcast - Super Bowl Party Pregame, Part 2: Rodney Thomas, Chris Long, Tyreek Hill (RE-RELEASE)

Episode Date: May 16, 2024

Hey Besties (and New Besties)! We will be returning next week with new episodes. Enjoy this trip down memory lane when Nikki and Brian were at the Super Bowl! Be sure to rate and review the podcast and subscribe to our YouTube channel! -- It's part two of our pre-Super Bowl podcasts from the iHeart and NFL stage. Things take a turn as both Nikki and Brian are recognized by their guests. Brian's shirt brings about a 'Jerry Maguire' moment with Rodney Thomas' agent, and Chris Long learns that the new sports broadcaster he thought looked like Nikki Glaser IS Nikki Glaser! Brian makes a move to catch Tyreek Hill. In the Final Thought, Nikki and Brian synthesize their experience while pinching themselves to make sure it's real. *Besties, you won't need to love sports to love this episode! xoxo. Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free, and get exclusive bonus content: https://apple.co/nikkiglaserpodcast  Watch this episode on our YouTube channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Nikki's Tour Dates: nikkiglaser.com/tour Brian’s Animations: youtube.com/@BrianFrange More Nikki: IG More Brian: IG More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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It's the Nikki Glaser Podcast. I'm in Los Angeles still. I am joined by three of my favorite people of all time. Brian Frangie is here. Hey, Brian. Hello. And we should clap for everybody just like they do on the Pat McAfee show. Oh, yeah. I just did the Pat McAfee show. That's why I'm wearing all this Colts gear. That's so cool.

In honor of you being on the Pat McAfee show today. It was so fun. We'll talk about it because it came out of nowhere and it only came out because I reached out to you guys. And then Chris Convey is here. Welcome back. Yeah. Chris Convey, everyone. That's a good, fun vibe.

It helps. And then Chris gets applause. It doesn't feel good. Yeah, it does feel good. And then Andrew Collin, everyone. Back to the show. Andrew Collin, welcome back. Good to be back.

Thanks for having me. Yeah, so I reached out to the show. Andrew Collin, welcome back. Good to be back. Thanks for having me. Yeah, so I reached out to you guys because I was like, I forget who said it to me, but, oh, I was at a podcast yesterday. We're here to help. Maybe it was them. I forget who. I apologize to whoever told me, like, you need to, like, go hard in the sports world.

Do all the sports shows. I think it was, uh, uh, Joe, Joe, Jack Johnson, not Jack Johnson.

What's his name over there? Jake Johnson. Jake Johnson. So sorry, Jake. I love you so much. I've never loved anyone more than Jake Johnson. I've been talking about him all like,

I can't get over how great he is, but he was like, you need to spin this into something bigger. Like you, you got to capitalize on this, get the word out on all the sports shows. So I texted all of you being like, what are the shows I should do?

And Pat McAfee show was the one, number one you guys each, all of you said was the number one. I knew those guys would love you. Yeah. I mean, it was so much fun and I just did it and they had me on,

you always know it's a good segment when they have you planned for they go, it'll be a 15 minute segment and then you're looking and it's like, oh, it's been 35 minutes. Oh, you were up for over 30 minutes. Yeah. Yeah. It was awesome.

I was sitting outside this building just like just watching it on YouTube. Nice. Yeah. Yeah. It was really fun. And then I buzzed in. And then you buzzed in. Yeah.

And that's the end of the story. That's the end of the story. I have nothing more to say. Then you got in the building. Did you climb the stairs? I walked up the stairs Two flights You killed it man You killed it on that but not on this podcast

You guys all helped me Brian texted me a slew of things That I should talk about Because you were a fan of the show I love Pat McAfee I'm so proud that Pat McAfee is like the number one sports analyst in the world.

He's great. And he was a cult. Oh, he's so, I mean, I just had that conversation with him and he was so fun and easy to talk to. You were amazing on it.

It was perfect. You set the perfect tone. You told a bunch of jokes. They were laughing and it's perfect for that show. Like they have a bunch of, you know, hockey analysts and then general manager.

You followed a general manager who also was a fan of yours, hockey analysts and then general manager you you followed a general manager who also is a fan of yours by the way oh really yeah wow and Todd Bowles and the general manager of the same team oh really the Bucks wow I gotta go down big in Florida that's my team too I gotta pick a team so yeah that and then Andrew this morning was texting me a ton of um jokes we were like maybe gonna roast pat a little bit yeah you had some funny ones i don't even want to say them because i i feel like i love pat so much right now and he did not ask for it so we'll we'll leave those out of there but we had some really good jokes he did not seem like he wanted to be roasted no and you know what like some people

i'm the same way don't fucking ever anya still talks about a day on tour like years ago where she was roasting you I guess Andrew and she goes and Andrew's like I'll come back at you and she was like come back at me let's see what you got and Andrew said something that like she can't I'm not even gonna say what it was because she can't stop seeing it and it's like literally affected her self esteem for the rest of her life

yes well I wrote it months before I have a lot of every time Andrew sees somebody, he's like, well, if I have to roast somebody. It's because I was like the small little Jewish kid on the bus that was always picked on, so I had to. It was so easy to just be like Jew, you know? And then I couldn't, I didn't have anything.

Like I had to like be creative. Right, right, you, everyone can make fun of you for being Jewish, but then for all the Protestants and stuff, you have to come up with something about their personality. Exactly. Do Brian. I can't. My favorite joke about being bullied as a Jewish person

was Amy Schumer saying that they used to throw pennies at her and call her Jew and throw pennies, and then she'd go like, what? And she'd pick it up and be like, ah! Like Scrooge McDuck, like, ah, yes! That is such a funny bit but um yeah uh it's it's it's horrible to be roasted i don't think anyone i would never i don't want it outside of that kind of arena literally i i don't i would never want it i don't

want to know anything about myself that anyone thinks is negative it's it's when anyone starts a sentence like can i be honest with you or like hey um i've been thinking can you sit down like can we talk i don't want because it's that to me is like there's some criticism coming your way and i i literally can't handle it yeah um but i don't mind looks like make fun of my looks really like because why because you can change it no i i'm the most self-deprecating i mean i i think it's hilarious to make fun of looks. I think when it starts to get like, there's- Who you are.

Who you are. And like, yeah, yeah. Achievements or work ethic. In fact, your mom didn't love you. My mom didn't love me. You'll never be as good as your brother. Yes, bad stuff. Can we at least add a joke to these?

Can we add a punchline? No, you're right. I think looks for me are so much worse, obviously. It's just like what you kind of get your worth from, I guess. But I can get hit in other ways as well. But it's, yeah, it's not fun. And I'm glad I'm out of the woods on that, where it's like the jokes that were made,

I'm just like kind of over already. You know, you move on. Yeah, like the one about you being old. Like, it's fine. It's a good joke, good joke though yeah it was so funny football structure joke yeah it was really I saw it in the prompter too like right before he said you know he said he's talking about Bill Belichick dating a young girl and he's like you coach you need to date someone more your age uh like Nikki like the way he delivered it was great too. I saw Nicky coming up and I go, here it comes. You even saw his rehearsal set.

What a team player you are because you had some insider information. You did not deflate the balls for me because you knew that Gronk was going to call me old, but you just said, hey, I saw Gronk's set. He does have a joke about you that tends to address the fact that your age is

a number. You weren't even saying old. You the fact that your age is a number like you said you weren't even saying like old you were like your age is a number that is higher than other numbers and i was like like and i only read it after like but it was i liked that you like kind of had his back and were kind of supportive of the roast environment where i'm not supposed to know anything you got to be fair and i you do have to i love playing fair i. I hate cheating. That's why it kind of surprised me reading about Tom and even having Tom admit that he cheated kind of or saying, it wasn't an admission. He had plausible deniability in there.

Yeah, totally. Because he's like. That was so funny. He could just say, because his joke was like, the investigation that you guys put on to find out if I deflated these balls or knew about it was, you spent $20 million. Pay me $20 million.

I'll tell you I did it. Yeah. could just say I was saying I would I would just lie and say I did it for 20 million dollars that is his deniability but it's also could be taken as he admitted it which was a very I loved that joke because it it towed that line of what I was thinking when he was saying it is he admitting it's an omission I I think it I think we all know it was because we he definitely didn't know it was OJ Simpsons? I think we all know it was because he definitely did know. It was OJ Simpson's if I did. That's what it was. It totally was.

That was Tom Brady's version. Also, like deflating footballs. Really? Is that like such a huge deal? Well, I guess in the scheme of things, it's not. But if everyone is cheating, I probably would cheat just to be fair with everyone else. But we all know what they say. Wait, hold on.

I know it. One second. If you ain't cheating, you're not trying. Well, we all know what they say. Wait, hold on. I know it. Once again. If you ain't cheating, you're not trying. Basically, yeah. Is that it? If you ain't cheating, you ain't trying. You've heard that, right? Bob Dylan had some line like that.

No, he really did. Bob Dylan had a line like... Like, fuck the Jets, I think he said. Yeah, that's what he said. Oh, no, he said, fuck the Jews. Yeah, I think he said, Tom Brady killed Aaron Hernandez. I think that's what Bob Dylan said, I remember.

Yeah, he was ahead of his time. Yeah, that was a Bob Dylan lyric. Yeah. Off his new B-side. Well, I just found out I'm doing John Mulaney's- Who's that? Live show, which I was a fan. I started out the week being a fan of it,

being like, man, I wish I could do that show. And it's so funny. Never in a million years would I be on the pat mcafee show yeah to promote my special someday you'll die that's coming out on saturday last saturday because you're hearing this the week after but this is the week but we're taping it the week before um and then also john mulaney's show i i was not in john knows of me we're friendly and he's not there's not no reason i would not ever be on that show if it was in a long run but they're only doing six episodes and i'm gonna be and they just wrote me this morning

being like john wants to have you on well we're not gonna harp on this because i'm sure you don't want to you don't want to get go too far into this but nikki is continued to be the toast of the town yeah through this whole week like i'm sure you guys because everybody knows you guys are very close to nikki as well i'm sure people are texting you about how great nikki was now i get one single text i texted brian she's overrated i'm still getting things like pouring in being like i just saw the roast nikki was the best it's to the point where if you didn't text me and you're like a friend like it's weird like it's like nothing like that. There's no birth. You can skip my birthdays.

People can forget my birthdays. They can forget me getting, if I have a baby, if I get married, if I have a special come out. Like I don't care if you miss it. You're not having a baby, right? No, no. Barron Trump over here? I wouldn't do it now because the only reason I'd do it, yeah, right?

That was a good joke. It was. That was a great joke. That I have the face of Tiffany Trump in the reproductive system of Barron or something like that. And the tits of Trump. The tag we wrote for it. Andrew did.

But now I really, the only appeal to having a baby, part of the appeal would be like, this new identity you get to have. I'm a mom. Look. And I do think some moms do that. It's an identity of I need a thing going on and i maybe there's a world in which that would have been interesting

to me at some point down the line no interest now i've i've summited everest i am not going to climb kilimanjaro you know what i mean like i don't why would you i would never it's not even a consideration your new identity now is being on every single show and podcast in America. Yeah, that's it. You were just on Fly on the Wall. Well, I've never been so beloved. Let me just say this. I've never, I've never had a moment where everyone's just like happy for me.

They like me. The LA Times, the headline was, well done, Nikki. I mean, this is like a. I've never had any kind of like. Are you dying? You might be dying. If you told me this in a dream, I wouldn't believe you. Like, am I like... A make a wish kind of thing.

Yeah. Hey, the besties were in on this early. All you besties. Totally. I've always felt that love from them. You were like Nikki for Taylor Swift. But I do feel like it's like that article today in the LA Times. I'm like, I do feel like I won the Super Bowl.

I'm going to like the parade. Like, it kind of feels like that kind of vibe in the air. And it's going to get annoying of me talking about it at some point. But I just, I can't, I wish everyone could experience the love that I'm feeling from people. You're being called the MVP. Yeah, the MVP. Which is kind of amazing because like that's a big deal in sports. It's a big deal.

It's the biggest deal. And I didn't know it was the biggest deal until I was talking to you about, hey, I'm going to rank Tom Brady's achievements. Here are all of them. And you go, well, MVP is first. And I go't know it was the biggest deal until I was talking to you about, hey, I'm going to rank Tom Brady's achievements. Here are all of them. And you go, well, MVP is first. And I go, really? Being the MVP of the Super Bowl would be the first? And you're like, yeah, it's up there. I'm like, I would just think that's like, oh, that's fine.

That's good. I think winning the Super Bowl, he's a big team guy. I think you probably doubt. If you asked him, maybe if you went into his heart and really found the truth, MVP would be number one. Yeah. But winning the Super Bowl. Of course it is. Well, MVP of the Super Bowl already. Yeah. But winning the Super Bowl. Of course it is. Well, MVP of the Super Bowl already implies that you've won the Super Bowl.

He is a team guy. But like all team people, I think at their core are like they want like Tom Brady wants to be Tom Brady. Of course. But he is a generous person. But I think at your core, you want to be the center of it. I don't know John Stewart is back in the host chair at the Daily Show which means he's also back in our ears on the Daily Show ears edition podcast the Daily Show podcast has everything you need to stay on top of today's news and pop culture you get hilarious satirical takes on entertainment politics sports and more from

John and the team of correspondents and contributors the podcast also has content you can't get any We'll be right back. or wherever you get your podcasts. Speaking as a Tom Brady, speaking as an MVP, I want to let you guys know that. We wouldn't know anything about it. This much praise, it could get to the point where it starts to feel sarcastic. Like, can you just read

well done Nikki Glaser in like italics? Yeah. Well done, Nikki. That's always been kind of the response. Like, I've never been so, people have been like, you're great and you work hard and like all these things, and I've agreed with it. I've never thought I've deserved anything more than that. I've never been kind of the response. Like, I've never been so, people have been like, you're great and you work hard and like

all these things. And I've agreed with it. I've never thought I've deserved anything more than that. I've never been like, when is my day going to come? Ever. I really haven't. But it has arrived where I am like the bell of the ball and cool people, the cool comedy people like me.

Hell yeah. It's weird they just come out of nowhere. Yeah, you're welcome. Like, come hang with us. We do arenas. And you are going to do those soon, too. Schultz gave you a shout out on Flagrant this morning. It's nice to be.

Tim Dillon welcomed me to the top tier. He did? He didn't welcome me, but it felt like he's up there. And he's like, he gave me a hand and pulled me up. And he just said, you're on the top tier now. It's a long time. Like, it was just a little. But he acknowledged it. And it's like, a long time like it was just a little but

he acknowledged it and it's like it does feel like i just got that like seven timers jacket yeah snl or something maybe you'll get the invite to the farm now i want to get in these pentafile rings yeah the illuminati when is that invite coming yeah a little bit higher i think yeah that's true be a billionaire to really be on the moon. Well, my friend's husband is a billionaire, and he just got back from Necker Island. Oh, yeah. And I go, tell us what happened. Isn't that the place where I've heard of this island?

It's where he was there with Richard Branson and other billionaires. I think that's his island, Richard Branson's island. Yes, yes. He owns the island. Yeah, it's not good to own an island. Yeah, you shouldn't own an island. After Epstein, don't we all think that owning an island- Johnny De Branson's island. Yes, that's right. It's not good to own an island. After Epstein, don't we all think that owning an island... Johnny Depp had an island.

That's shady as well. Amish and Andy had an island. Did they really? There's nothing weird there. Only fun. Mr. Beast has an island. Oh, that makes sense. I bet they're buying... Remember when everyone was makes sense. I bet they're like buying, remember when everyone was buying stars?

Yeah. I bet they're like that. Like there's just little dots everywhere that you can have. But there's a limited number. And with the polar ice caps melting, rising, less islands. Less islands. Yeah, the ocean rises. Yeah, yeah.

Also with the income inequality, just more people can afford to buy an island and less people can afford to live on that island that they're going to buy. Yeah. Who's going to run the island? Who's going to change your sheets? people can afford to live on that island that they're going to buy. Yeah. Who's going to run the island? Who's going to change your sheets? Who's going to iron your sheets? That's what rich people do. They have people iron their sheets. That's something that I only had one time when I was on a yacht and it felt totally stupid to me to do.

But I saw these women ironing sheets. Thank you. On a yacht. Like it's just, but I can't wait to be a part of that now. And that's what my life is. Yeah, that's your future. So we'll come back to the show, but I am wait to be a part of that now. And that's what my life is. Yeah, that's your future. So we'll come back to the show, but I am going to be different. So we're going to go on a break, but I'm even going to change in the next five minutes after these commercials.

So stay with us. We'll be back after this. What did you do? I don't know. How dare you do that? What did you got? How dare you? Last night, what did we do?

Oh, we went to dinner with Rachel. Rachel Feinstein and I went to dinner at Nobu, and we show up and we're both wearing the same blazer that we both got from a Cynthia Rowley show that we did. She had comedians on this New York Fashion Week show a couple years ago, and they let us go to their showroom and pick out stuff. And Rachel and I both picked out this oversized pinstripe blazer and last night we showed up at

dinner and this was like a year and a half ago two years ago that we did this and we both were wearing the same blazer and it felt i've never felt more we were so happy to be wearing the same thing that's a really magical moment in a girl's life to be when you two like best friends best friends who don't see each other we only see each other five times a year. I was so happy that you guys went to dinner, but I was really jealous because I always said if I could, you know when the people are like, if you go to dinner with five people,

who would the five people be? And I would be like, I want five Rachel Feinsteins. Yeah, well she, there was, it was so fun. And then Andrew joined us about 45 minutes in, dropped in. And yeah, she's so fucking funny. Yeah, she's the best. She really is. And she's nice and she could like i was like rachel i really want to talk to you about like and like i want to go deep with you like i want to like i want to talk about everything i go can you are you cool with andrew coming like can you get talk like that and she's like yeah

okay like she just she'll i like that she i like when people are like if i vouch for someone which she already knows you but if i vouch for someone Which she already knows you But if I vouch for someone Like they're a vault You can be honest with them They'll be just as honest About their life That they trust me

And go yeah He can hear about my marriage Or my kids Or my insecurities Like whatever it is And she has a special Coming out on Netflix Yeah May 21st

Called Big Guy Big Guy She's one of my favorite Comedians of all time Watch our specials support female comedy it's not even female comedy it's like the best comedy she's so fucking funny but uh yeah big guy on netflix uh i can't wait for the even the trailer to come out i'm so excited um but yeah we had a netflix has amazing trailers too i feel like sometimes the trailers are better than the show

really often yeah because i asked her i go what let me see your trailer and she goes i don't think they do trailers and i was like well they do it on youtube yeah oh okay about a week before clips and i go you have a trailer well i don't know how those no i don't know the stand-up specials go but for regular shows they'll do a trailer about a week a month before a week before yeah and they're almost half the time they're better than the show like the trailers are so good like If I could just watch. I used to go to the gym and on the screen there, there was a trailer channel sometimes.

You could just watch movie trailers while running. And if I could just watch Netflix trailers, I could do a full workout easily. Wow. So they're different than movie trailers, you feel, that you would see at the cinema. They're similar. They're similar. But it just pumps you up for the show.

And the show could never live up to the two minutes of it. Because it's like highlights. It's like all the best shows. And set to a song live up to the two minutes. Cause it's like highlights. It's like all the best jokes. And set to a song. Yeah. And like all the cuts are hitting, like when the beat kicks in, like it's,

it's amazing. Your trailer's good cause there's some like non sequiturs where you're like, you know, you're just doing kind of funny things and you're, it kind of draws you in. You're like,

what is she doing here? Yes. What's this giraffe dance? I got a lot of compliments on the trailer. Yeah. Actually from people, from people who like know what they're talking about. I was like, oh, that's so nice.

But yeah, I mean, I've talked about it a million times, but my favorite movie is the Social Network trailer. Yeah. It's the greatest. Was that like a Nirvana? Oh, no, no, no. It's not that. It's I'm a creep.

Oh, right. Oh, yeah, yeah. Like a boys choir. Yes.. Oh, yeah, yeah. Like a boy's choir. Yes. Scorsese directed that trailer. Oh, it's so good. David Fincher was like, hey, who can direct the trailer to my movie? It's, oh, my God.

It's like a music. And it's weird that music videos aren't really getting, like, because they're short form. Like, why are they dead? It can't be just MTV. Because there's nowhere to put them. It's just on Vimeo or whatever. What do you mean? YouTube.

There's tons of places to put music videos. There's nowhere to put video content anymore. There's nowhere not to put video content. It can be anywhere now. I feel like music is, TikTok is just trailers for songs. Oh, really? Yeah.

Because, yeah, you're getting like 15 seconds. Tell me, like, what's going on there? And, like, what do you spend your, like, what's your algorithm showing? This is a TikTok beat of Andrew Collin. Golf. Golf. I have golf. I have random people getting knocked out. You on crime faces? I mean, I don't know. Is there a whole genre

of girls with amazing asses going up to drive? Like, going up to drive? Oh, yeah. Is there a whole genre of girls with amazing asses going up to drive? Going up to drive? Yeah, there are a lot of golf girls that are showing their boobs. They're always these fit girls. It's a still camera from behind while they're swinging. It's really, look at my swing,

but it's really look at my ass. It couldn't be more clear to look at their ass. Their swing isn't that good. Well, they don't even have a club in their hand what um and so what out like what what are you there's some musicians that you wouldn't know that i know are gonna blow up right what are you jake gyllenhaal maybe oh yeah benson boone you think this guy benson boone you know benson benson boone when. When a song goes viral and it becomes trending on TikTok,

then that song becomes the number one song on Spotify all of a sudden. But people only will know, like these artists are saying that they'll go and they'll play the show and everyone shows up and they just sing the one 15 second part of the song that's from the TikTok and they don't know anything else of the song. Yeah, they just repeat it seven times.

Sometimes, a good thing is sometimes it digs into the past and resurrects a song that we all love. Like it happened to Billy Joel with a couple of his songs. And there was that song that just got played, that was actually played at the Tom Brady roast after party. It would never have been played if it did not trend on TikTok. I forgot the guy's name, but it's, you want to know where I've been?

I've been trying to, I can't sing. Yeah, yeah. Okay. You know the song? No, but it's, you want to know where I've been? I've been trying to, I can't sing. Yeah, yeah. Okay. You know the song? No, I don't. Yeah, I know. It's a white guy

that everyone used to think was black because his voice sounded so much like a soul singer. Oh. I'll look it up while you're talking.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. In form. How do you guys know the lyrics to that? It's so good. I have a song that is out now on Spotify

and iTunes or wherever you get your songs. It's coming out tonight, I think, as we're shooting this. But it's out now when people are listening to this. It's called Someday You'll Die. It's on Spotify. Besties know about it. They've heard about it since the inception of it. They've been awaiting it.

There's no bestie listening right now to the podcast who hasn't heard the song already. I play it during my lives. So they're well aware. So tell tell your friends put it on your playlist Share it with people Tim this morning Tim Convey your brother Who wrote the song with me and Help produce or it did produce He sent me a lyric

Video that was made but it's using all It's really cool that they Did it but it's using all like stock footage For every line so it's like I get a text from my best friend It's like a girl they did it But it's using all stock footage For every line So it's like I get a text from my best friend And it's like a girl in bed getting a text And then it's like

But I can't get out of bed And she's like can't get out of bed And it's like It's all stock It's like see and say Yes And it just It feels like

I was like Can we just say this was made by ChatGPT Like I don't want to say That I paid anyone to do this Right Because it's not good It's not like there's nothing artistic about it but I appreciate that it was

made but then there's also like he goes what ideas do you have for a lyric video can we still just use the lyrics and maybe just put up a picture but the like the fonts are even like live laugh love a little bit like they try to do funny things with the fonts and I'm like it was a nice effort and I appreciate it but I don't and I don't know the answer to what a lyric video should be but my idea I

think I'm gonna shoot today is just me writing it oh wow okay and then we just because I like watching people write with like a cool marker like this is satisfying what about you like

walking through a field singing lips I would do that I mean I don't know maybe I would do a still shot of me walking down sunset

singing the whole entire thing without without stopping that's a good idea just some kind of video or something like that I mean thing without without stopping that's a good idea or something like that i i mean that's how those why don't you go to hollywood forever cemetery and walk through that because someday you'll die yeah okay oh there we go something okay forest lawn i went to forest lawn cemetery yeah that's a good one depressing thing i've ever why listen to this this is so bad so i i can't, I shouldn't even tell this. It's too bad.

I'm not telling this. It's too bad. I have the, if you go down to like Skid Row. Okay, I tell you. It was right before Easter. And I kind of like cemeteries. So I was walking through and like, I think like, anyway, I'm walking through and I'm just like looking at different like gravestones and they were decorated for Easter.

So anything that was decorated for Easter, I was like, oh, these people, there's something current about this and I would be kind of curious. So I'd go along and I saw a gravestone of a kid that has been dead for 40 years and it was decorated with all of, so somebody's been coming for 40 years and decorating the gravestone

and the kid was only alive for six days. Whoa. So that person was going there at least every Easter and putting like children decorations. That's so sweet. Yeah, it was like touching. Yeah. But like absolutely heartbreaking. Oh my God. Easter is also the day that Jesus came back to

life, right? Yeah, but you... So maybe it'll work. Yeah. You had to like do a double take reading that. It just said like May 11th through May 17th. Yeah, it was like August 1982 to like August 6th, 1982. Yeah. To like August 11th, 1982. And you're like, oh my God.

Well, I've been doing this joke on stage about- You did more in six days than you did in six minutes. It was close. It's close. I don't know. People are celebrating him for longer. Yeah, I wonder what he did. Well done, kid. Well done, kid.

Well done, kid. Flowers. But no, I do this joke about how people think their kid's going to like, no one really needs your kids. Stop having them. And we get it. You think your kid's going to cure cancer, but it's more likely your kid will get cancer. And I go, and that always doesn't do well because people picture kids with cancer and that's sad. But it is actually more likely that your kid as a kid will get cancer. And I, and I go, and, and that always doesn't do well because people picture kids with cancer and that's sad, but it is actually more likely that your kid as a kid

will get cancer. It's just statistics than cure cancer. It's a hundred percent. It's infinitely, infinitely more likely. That's just true, but it is offensive and it makes people sad. So now I go, it's more likely that your, your kid's not going to cure cancer. It's probably going to get cancer at some point in its lifetime when it is an old person. And then I go, cause that's more palatable than saying it. They're getting cancer as a kid. Isn't it?

And then that now gets a laugh because I'm calling out like for some reason, both are true and both are sad, but like, it's just so much like I find it very special. Uh, no, that joke isn't as special, but the version I'm telling now will probably be in the next special because now it's working.

Cause I'm addressing the thing that was uncomfortable about it. And now I'm telling now will probably be in the next special because now it's working because I'm addressing the thing that was uncomfortable about it and now making a joke out of that. It's crazy because your special, you had like an hour and 45 minutes of material going in and so much of it got cut. Yeah, it was too much things.

Team M, yeah. Too much material. Too much things. But the next special, I'm approaching it Rose style. Six minutes at a time. Oh, wow. Spend a month on it.

All trailers. All trailers. I love that. 45 trailers. Franchi's going to love it. Alex Edelman being gay. Or Steve Edelman. Anyway, what's his name?

Julian. Sorry. Alex Edelman. Who's Steve Edelman? I don't know. Oh, that's a guy who went to high school with. Man, I have got a lot of Edelmans in my life. And they're all gay.

Very common name. I think actually Alex Edelman is bisexual. He came out for his special. Now he's back in. He's back. He's back in. Netflix wouldn't give him one unless he was interesting. Do you think if you get kid cancer though and you die,

you're more like people will show up for 40 years. Yeah. Would you rather have that or die of cancer at an old age and people show up for – I don't care if people show up because I'm dead. That's a good point. So I'd like to live longer. Yeah, living longer is better. Yeah.

That'd be really sad if you just had to wait by your grave after you died all the time waiting for people to come by. Like you're just sitting there being like, I hope someone stops by. I've never been to my grandparents' grave, I don't think. You should go. It actually feels nice to come by. You're just sitting there and being like, I hope someone stops by. I've never been to my grandparents' grave, I don't think. You should go. It actually feels nice to do it. I love going to graves. I don't know where it is. Actually, my one grandpa got buried

in a cemetery and apparently they just put more bodies. They stack them. They stacked them up. There's no way we're not running out of space. Your grandfather's spooning somebody forever. Dude, that's crazy. Well, not really. I mean, their body biodegrades after like, you know,

eight years. Well, their bones. Yeah, the bones are still spooning. The bones last longer. Yeah, the bones last a lot longer. Yeah, sometimes there's mummified things. Like you see bones of like... The bones. Like people are sacrificed and they put them in like a crate. Like there are two people cradling each other. I want to be buried like in a fetal.

Cause like, that would be cool to like, my bones are like, so they think something, I was like bludgeoned to death by someone, even though. So in my casket, I'm like,

Oh, crumpled. So that when aliens discover me, they go, what happened to this bitch? Yeah. I like that. I want to be like blowing myself.

Oh, that's good. on myself yeah yeah finally i could actually because all of your muscle isn't stopping you like what's stopping you from blowing myself i guess your spine or is it your fascia my penis isn't big enough i mean when it really comes down to it my dick's not long enough no matter how yeah i just can't i've tried someone who was able to touch their mouth to it there was some person i remember that was like yeah there was like a rumor going around i forgot who it was where someone got a rib removed who was maryland we had a joke about it the other day

because i was going to talk about how kim kardashian like took quite a beating that night but then the next night she was at the met gallon she was wearing a corset that was so painful looking i mean literally her waist was the size of her neck. It was no difference. That small. And we were talking about like she had her rib removed like Marilyn Manson. She either wanted to fit in the dress or she wanted to suck Marilyn Manson's dick. Like removing

your rib would make it so you could suck her. It kind of makes sense because then they could like bond over it. You know? But she would never because he's so white is i was our next joke like he's the whitest white person but he wears black makeup yeah oh that's true yeah i don't know he yeah he doesn't go full but there are uh cemeteries all across this world that are just like forgotten like you think there's some permanence in being buried in a cemetery and there's like cemeteries

from the civil war that are just covered up by a mall or just unmarked graves everywhere. Like you really can't step on a place on Earth where someone hasn't been laid to rest. Right. I mean, it makes sense. There's so many more dead people than there are alive people. Well, how do you like when it's all over for Brian, what do you want to happen to? That's a great question. Your remains.

Frozen and then resurrected. What's the technology? We don't talk about Brian's death. It's not going to happen. I forgot's death. It's not gonna happen. It's not a thing that happens. Now my dad though, we've talked about this, he's interested in a haunted forest. These are

trees that have a little sack underneath of them where you can put the body in the sack so that it helps a tree grow and then the tree is the thing you go see and not the gravestone. And in a bunch of trees like this, they call it a haunted forest oh god that's so gross to think of like a crumpled body like in a sack and you become your energy or whatever your yeah i don't mind being thrown into the ground just no casket like the worms get you quicker yeah and

you become part of the earth i like that better being like, it's going to take billions of millennia to go through the wood and the shellac on the wood. And then the- It won't take billions of millennia. You'll biodegrade inside that coffin. I don't care what the fuck happens. I literally, I've talked about this before.

If you are someone who wants to fuck dead people, I'll give my body to necrophilics. I don't care if you fuck me. I'm dead. I literally don't care. Hey, what would be the difference? It doesn't... I was gonna say the

smell, but I don't even know about that. She is like this when it happens. I think I might be wetter. Embalming fluid might be gooier. It'll be might be wetter. Embalming fluid might be goolier. It'll be your biggest special ever. Oh my god, that's so funny.

A++. Clip it! Clip it! Oh no, let's not. Yes, that's clipped. You're getting clipped, brother. You're getting clipped, dude. Get that foreskin off, baby. What do you want to have to your bod

Strapped to a chair Donated to the military Shot at Just give it to science Whatever science wants to do If it can like help a kid Learn how to do surgery I don't care at all

You can't choose that When you donate it to science you don't know where it's going to go. You might wind up getting strapped to a thing and shot with a missile. But like I said I don't care. Yeah. It's like whatever is useful. They might study necrophiliacs. I would like to be useful. They might do a study with

people who want to fuck corpses and that might be science. Couldn't care less. Yeah I don't care either. Good for all of us. I'm dead. They'll practice missiles on you that'll be used in drone attacks. What about you? But do you know what I do? Even though I feel that way, in movies where people have to recover the body from a war field,

I always find that very moving. Sure. Yeah. And you know what? Second thought on this, I do like the idea of an ashes spreading thing. I think that's very beautiful and I think that i would want that gift for my family and friends to like have a closure moment like that and there's just something about being lowered into the ground that is so sad and scary being kept like i would

like a place for them to go to like remember me and visit because i think that is important like a gravestone and maybe put a little bit of the ashes in that but then the rest of the ashes I don't know where you'd scatter it over the fucking Kia forum I'll tell you that they already were okay where would you where would you want ashes right now because you let's say you could do like a few places what about Taylor Swift

Rhode Island I would say probably God that's such a good question. Right now, maybe like my childhood home. Cincinnati or St. Louis? Cincinnati. Like the little, like in like the little wooded area on the side.

I think it's not even there, but like in the front yard where I used to run around as a little girl. Like I think that I'm almost getting choked up thinking about it. Like that's like a, that seems nice. Even though I haven't been back there since I was six. Yeah, what about you? Yeah, that seems, I don't know. Where are we scattering them? Come on, you gotta let me know.

The current owners of that house will be thrilled. What about you, Andrew? What are you doing out there? You can put my ashes, I think, inside a dildo and give it to Brenna. Yeah, that's. Give her. Is that the plan? Yeah, finally I can have an erect penis for her.

Something, like, special to me. I tear up almost thinking about about it it's crazy i don't know wouldn't be funny if you got everything like your childhood home yeah cut that no clip it i mean i don't know clip it cut it cut it out burn it out. Burn it. Spread it. Spread it around. I'm dead. Autism. I think I have it. Yeah, I don't know.

I get scared about cremation. For some reason, I still think I can feel it. Yeah. I'm crazy. You should be scared about getting lowered into the ground too then. It's really cold. Oh, I had to do that for my grandpa. Actually, that was the one.

The one whose grave you never did. You did go one time. Just to dig it. Yeah. Years before he died. Dig it up to steal his watch. That was a present that I stole from my aunt. She doesn't know.

She's deaf, so she won't hear this. She really is. Like clip it. Clip it. Cut it. Don't do captions. Don't do captions. If anything, turn it down a little.

You never know. You never know. She might just start hearing if it's loud enough. You really do know. She got a lot of money. Yeah, you do know. She has a lot of money. You never know with science.

I had to shovel. In the Jewish religion, you have to literally put the dirt. Oh, yeah. Everyone takes a try. That was intense. Yeah Jewish religion. You have to literally put the dirt. Oh, yeah. Everyone takes a try. That was intense. Yeah. Yeah. You know?

Just like hearing it hit the casket. Oh, yeah. You do like a few. We did that at Bob Saget's. We all got to. We stood in a line and each got to do a thing. Oh, really? It was cool.

It's a nice tradition. Yeah. It was nice. You guys got some good ones. And then you also let people. You have like, what's the morning? Yeah. The morning. Yeah. Yeah. That's really. That's nice, too. Everyone brings you food for a week. good ones and then you also like let people you you have like what's the morning yeah the morning yeah yeah that's really that's nice too everyone brings you food for a week that's like the um

uh paid leave for a postpartum paid leave of like of death i feel like where it's like we take a little bit more time to i don't know why it's i'm comparing it to that but some people like to give you no time they're just like come back to work to work. Because to you, having a child is a death. Is a death. Is a huge death. Death to your body. Death to your time. Yes, I do think that sometimes, all the time.

But some people want it. It was funny. My grandpa got buried, and then my grandma died like eight years later and got buried next to him. And I could just imagine him being so pissed. Oh my God. That day, he's like, I'm banging Hooters girls in heaven. later and got buried next to him and i could just imagine him being so pissed oh my god that day like he's like you know i'm banging hooters girls in heaven and now grandma's almost here yeah i'm

home marvin louie has a bit about that oh fuck i'm like why are you good he's he is good we've touched on a couple things and i'm like louie has that bit too i've like louie's got the bit about getting fucked as a body yeah i've like, of someone failing. Like Willy Wonka. A medical student just gets an F. There's that? And they just put an F on you and just slide you down a fucking shoe. Yeah, grandma. They put an F plus on her. And then there's the fucking the dead body.

He's like, I want my body to be like the Willy Wonka. Like someone comes out and, You can come on my back and pretend I am your father. Yes. There's that Louis Vuitton. No one would know that song until TikTok brought it back. Yeah. Well, Timothy Chalamet brought it back.

Oh, yeah. Did we watch that, by the way? I didn't see it. No, did you see it? Dark chocolate. We don't have to get in. It's not good. I lasted literally,

I'm not even kidding, a minute and 40 seconds. I felt the joke bubbling in you and I had to get it. I literally felt it physically, the joke in in you yeah and i had to get it like i literally felt it physically the joke in your sternum um that's so funny i my grandma actually went so my grandpa died probably 10 years before she did and you know for the first five years it was like i can't wait to see grandpa like my husband again and then she started getting dogs like she got senior dogs they would just give

her dogs and then they would die. And she would. And then at the end of her life, she was like, I can't wait to see my dogs. And I would be, I literally was like, what about grandpa?

And she was like, I'm good. Like I had a really good time with him while he was here. Like she was like, he was kind of an asshole, like kind of grumpy. She was constantly like catering to him. And it was like,

it's a different, it was a marriage of the forties. So like, that's what it was. So she was like, no, I don't really want to see him anymore it was like it's a different it was a marriage of the 40s so like that's what it was so she was like no I don't really want to see him anymore and they had like a hundred kids together

they had so many ten kids and five miscarriages Nancy, Jimmy, Michael, Julie, Tom, Peggy, Chucky, Bobby, Patty, Sally, Mom and Dad wow yeah you got Peggy

that time I did it yeah your grandparents it sounds like they all died like many years apart it sounds like they never even loved each other because we all know that if they love each other, they die within minutes of each other.

Oh, yes. That's the true sign. Okay. We're going to go to break and come back with more after this. All right. We're back in the final stages of the show. What quick? I don't know.

Yeah, it did go quick. I got to go do three more podcasts today. I'm doing Comedy Bang Bang. This is wild. You're doing a tour of the world today. I'm doing Comedy Bang Bang. This is wild. You're doing a tour of the world here. I can't imagine. This week is so packed. Usually when you come to LA, you pack it with podcasts.

You try to make appearances. It was already packed. Already it was packed. And now you're adding all this other. It's like every five minutes, it's a new podcast you have to go to. Yes. I got booked on Seth Meyers, which was last week. I'm doing that next week.

And then the John Mulaney thing just came through. But's john mulaney show is gonna be there's no preparation for it i'm not i don't have to have a bit prepared you just go out and you just laugh sure and that's that's the joy i mean you're gonna be so good on it too john stewart is back in the host chair at the daily show which means he's also back in our ears on the daily show ears edition podcast the daily show podcast has everything you need to stay on top of today's news and pop culture. You get hilarious satirical takes on entertainment, politics, sports, and more from John and the team of correspondents and contributors. The podcast also has content you can't get anywhere else,

like extended interviews and a roundup of the weekly headlines. Listen to The Daily Show, ears edition on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Because I love the show, so it's nice to be a fan of a show you're going into. I want to watch Last Night's, but yeah. I saw Nate Pargatse the other night. He was like, I just got done with the Mulaney thing he's like you know you just go out there you just don't even know what's going to happen there's really nothing you can do and it was just like

that's just what I need to hear when he was saying that I was like oh now I want to do it you're great in those situations I love no prep I like no reviewing what we're going to go over not having to hit our marks oh god and then it's done I love that he said on his first show I like no reviewing what we're going to go over, not having to hit our marks. Oh, God. And then it's done.

I love that. He said on his first show, like the show is never going to find its groove. Yeah. It was so funny. It's such an insider term too. That's what happens with all these TV shows. Like you're like,

you know, Jimmy Fallon shows like, like Nikki and Sarah. Right. Yeah. Not safe. Yeah. They never felt they weren't allowed to last long enough

to find what they are. Totally. Even when you watch early Conans, and it took them a little while to find their groove, and when they did. You couldn't believe it lasted. Oh my God,

I really recommend watching or listening to. Obviously, I recommended Hot Ones, Conan, which was amazing and one of the best pieces of comedy ever. And then they had back, he has on Dr. Arroyo, his doctor from hot ones on for a segment on his podcast. And it's on YouTube.

Just type in Dr. Arroyo. It is so, it's so funny. It's just like the comments underneath, which, you know, comments helped me determine how I feel about it are like, this is a 20 minute masterclass in improv.

It was just, it's really, really good. It was great on Hot Ones. He was so subtle, just like the subtle. I was tricked at the beginning. I was like, is this a real doctor? Because he was so not purposely funny seeming that I was like, maybe this is a real guy

who just doesn't know what to say. And obviously by the end of it. On the interview, he goes, you know, we just have to talk about some of your practices that you established during the Hot Ones episode. People have questions. You know, when you took my pulse, you seemed to be choking my neck. And he goes, I thought you wanted me to actually take your pulse away.

Yeah, Nikki was like, you know, when we were like going to sleep and I was like, oh, Nikki's probably asleep by now. And then she just kept laughing for like 15 minutes. Like I never never do that like I'm never like cracking up at things I'm listening to as I'm going to bed but I could I was like gasping there's one where he goes and then when you were checking um you you had me stick out my tongue at one point and checked my like tongue with the with the heart monitor and he said yeah well that's how we did it I needed to hear um if there was any screaming going on. He's talking about that and he goes, and it was dead. Your tongue was dead, so it was good.

And he goes, well, usually one would put that device on my chest to hear my heartbeat. And he just goes, ugh. And that just totally repulsed the idea of a heartbeat. It's just these subtle things that you're like, where are you even going up? And that was so funny. There's so many subtle things that you're like, where are you even going up? And that was so funny.

It's really, there's so many more moments that are just so great to listen to. But what do you guys got? You're so sick of talking about yourself now. I am a little bit, but it is a good week to be me. Yeah. It's the best week of my life. I literally thought you were going to say Nikki Glaser.

No. I thought you were going to go third person. You might get there. By the end of this week, you're going to be like, Nikki Glaser. Nikki's feeling all right. Nikki's doing it. Final thought. Nikki's got to finish up the show.

Yeah, no, I don't think I'll get to that. It does feel good, though. Kim Kardashian DM'd me yesterday. What? It feels like the lottery. Every morning, you're like, what is going to happen? I know. What did Kim say?

Kim was so nice and wrote. I mean, I could read our conversation verbatim. I think I will. But aren't you not supposed to do that? Yeah, but I just feel like. Yeah, I did it last night on stage, but it wasn't like a taping, but because she didn't say anything that would be ever weird. She just said how amazing you were and how funny you were. Like if she would get offended by, like I was thinking about this, I was like, maybe

I shouldn't have done that. And I go, well, if, if she would get offended by me reading that, like she's got to know that if she said something to me, I would not do that with something that was not good. You know, like she, I hope she trusts me that I'm not just reading this because she sent me something. It's like, I discerned that it was something that is readable.

But I do, I knew, I know that there is a part of her that's probably like, this bitch will just read anything I send her, which I would not do, Kim, if you ever hear this.

But, um. Yeah, I remember she wrote, like, Kanye had sex with P. Diddy. Yeah. Right? And that was what she wrote? Something like that. Oh, my God.

But isn't it something like that? I can't remember exactly. No, she just said great job. Oh, that was it. That means she had to like write a Nikki, like she had to type it in. Like I'm thinking about like her like beautiful nails clicking on it and like typing Nikki.

Oh, is it two Ks or one? Or is it CK? Yeah. And then she had to go to it and then she had to go to like mess. Like it's like a lot of things that I was just like, oh, and then she just wrote me a really nice message saying congrats and then i was like no you i said i was trying to make eye contact with you the whole damn show because i wanted

to tell you you fucking killed and you like you were just in so impressive and i said which was no surprise because of how elite your snl monologue was um She was amazing. But you really killed it. And she was like, I don't know how you do that. It's like, it's low-key abuse or something like, she was like, it's abuse. And I go, you do know how I did it because you did it. I go, you did it too. And you did it so well. And then she was like, she hearted that.

And I just wrote like, she said something else. And I said, we are brave, exclamation mark. And she hearted it. So that was the end of it. Great. In and out yeah success you know the ironic thing nothing weird happens yeah the ironic thing is is that so many times people call that family not talented like why are they famous and I didn't even think about that kind of notion about them even though I literally read jokes about Kim that were pitched to me this week to maybe do that were like addressing that they don't have talent and I literally wrote in that like you are so

talented because that was talented to be able to first of all whatever happened at the beginning which by the way the boo I met someone who knows who started it and they were starting it as a joke wow and it caught fire like it just like it was gasoline over the crowd and a little bit of because they were just ready to boot like it could have been anyone that wasn't that is like associated with um that kind of part of our pop culture well they were booing like football teams and stuff too that were anti-patriots i thought it might be a swiss thing i booed tom because he said fuck the colts i booed him i was the only one booing sure like. Like, that was the kind of night. It was boo heavy. But, like, she got fucked on that boo.

And it was some comedian, some asshole comedian that did it as a joke and didn't expect for it to catch on. And it wasn't – because I thought it was a Swifty thing. Like, I was, like, disappointed on behalf of Swifties for, like, if that's what this is about. But I think it was just got out of hand. It was just people being jealous, obviously, of her fame and her power and all that. Like, that was what it was just got out of hand it was just people being jealous obviously of her fame and her power and all that like that was what it was but for her to like not address it but kind of like look like a little disappointed like she just handled it so well and then she sat there the rest of the fucking show she went up like almost right after me i think there was one after me and then

she went up that's a long she sat there for two hours whenever a lot of people that made appearances in the crowd left after their appearances they didn't want to stay the whole show because they had other shit to do. Kim Kardashian definitely has other shit to do. She had to go to the Met Gala the next day. Yeah. Unbelievable. She probably flew the red eye. But she sat there and waited for Tom Brady's set.

And I thought that was really cool of her. You can think what you want about Kim. But in order to get that famous, you need to have talent. You can't get that famous. There's a lot of hot, rich girls who are not as famous as Kim Kardashian. And it's because they don't have the talent that she does. It's just work to look that good too. Being interesting is a talent. Being interesting, yes. Doing things like just not making mistakes at public appearances and your whole public image. Her whole job is to cultivate a public image. Yes. And that's a talent.

And that comes from her. Yes, she might hire people to help her with her image, but she's hiring those people. She's the tastemaker. She's at the top. So I will never, I'll always be in her sight. And that ass. Oh no. The body is insane and that ass.

That ass though. Andrew, what's your public image? Mine? A guy that eats chicken salad with his hands. And with that we have to go. It's working. It's working. Thank you guys

Thank you so much I've seen that happen before I would hope so My favorite Andrew eating story ever Was when one day I got us Thai food We only had one hotel room The other one wasn't clean yet So we were just hanging in the hotel room

Before a night of shows Thai food arrives There's no utensils I go down to go get some and I come back up and he is using the ice tongs oh to eat his pad thai which is a those are tongs no I'm drunk am I uh yeah no yeah but it was just I thought that was ingenious it is it. It's a bigger bite. What I always use is the coffee stirs. I use them as chopsticks. And that really does work. But that was a next level. And I loved it.

But yeah, hands I've seen a lot. Yeah. But why not? Tongs is a strong move. Because they're on. I don't know. I guess they use them with ice. They're clean.

Huh? Tong Brady. Tong Brady. That's what we're calling you. Oh, no. Great end of the show. We gotta go. Don't be killed, you guys. Check me out. I'm going to be in Vegas this weekend with Oh, no. Great end of the show. We got to go. Don't be killed, you guys.

Check me out. I'm going to be in Vegas this weekend with David Spade. Tons of tour dates. NikkiGlazer.com. There's the song. There's a special. Spread the word. I love you guys so much.

Love you, besties. I'll never get big enough for you. I promise. A lot of besties have been like, please don't change. Never forget us. I would never. I love you. Don't be killed.

She already has. I would never. She's texting Kim K right now. Yeah. She's texting Kim K. Who are besties? You're my only bestie. I love you guys.

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