The Pat McAfee Show - PMS 2.0 016 - Wheeler Walker Jr., A Call From Canada, & Life

Episode Date: October 25, 2018

On today's show, Pat looks ahead to the Black Friday sale that Pat McAfee Inc. will be holding among some other announcements. Also calling into the show is everyone's favorite Canadian, Gumpy. The guys chat with Gump about what he's been doing since they've been off the airwaves, how his job has been going, what it's been like with marijuana being legalized in Canada, and how some of his sports teams have been doing (4:03-25:45). The guys also chat about the World Series, react to some of Jon Gruden's recent comments regarding Amari Cooper, and look ahead to Thursday Night Football. To close the show, country superstar and hilarious human Wheeler Walker Jr. joins the show to chat about his upcoming album WWIII, he gives some more of his thoughts on Yodel Boy, plays a couple of cuts off his new album, talks about his feud with Garth Brooks, and discuss his marketing strategy for the new album (48:40-1:17:21). It's a fun one. Come and laugh with us, cheers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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We get a surgery up there. Gumpy, I am so sorry that this just happened. Nick literally just walked in from Canada joining us via phone. A man who is a very good friend of our serious show. Good friend of the group here. Come and hang out with us for a month or a weekend.

We absolutely love him. I don't know his full name, but I know his name is Gumpy. we absolutely love him i don't know his full name but i know his name is gumpy oh i missed that i missed that so much hey nick nick literally just walked in have you heard about nick's uh clavicle he sent me a snapchat yesterday i'm just sitting there while the guys are throwing the ball around we went out and kicked some balls yesterday to see if I still had it because the Colts did not ask me to come kick for them

so it was kind of a shot at my own pride and confidence they're calling people from Brazil Cairo Santos they're calling people from all over the country here I am sitting in the city just kicked field goals in their stadium this past week no call no nothing i don't know if the vitamins th and c are out of me yet but that's neither here

nor there but nick you just had a meeting with a orthopedic surgeon yep how'd it go great you need surgery no all right congratulations it's awesome what is 8 to 12 weeks, or what do we got? Yeah, I've been going back in like 3 to 4 weeks. He said just hang out in the sling. He said you can take it off sometimes if you want, stretch it out a little bit. You're good. All right.

Seems like this wasn't a real doctor. Fucking old guy. Like, what, your bones are stronger than I thought? Well, he was like, he showed me. His bones are broke. Oh, yeah. But if they were weaker, it would have been completely shattered, and I would't have surgery.

Got it. So they're like mediocre bones. He showed me the x-ray. There was a fragment broken off, and he was like, you see this little jagged here? This is broke. He said, there's a fragment broken off. You'll get some scar tissue around that.

Don't worry about it. You won't even feel it. He said, and then right here is your AC joint. It looks like, to me, you didn't quite sprain it, you didn't quite tear it, but you did something partially in between those two. I said, oh, okay. He was like, you know, like Sam Bradford.

I was like, oh, I just think you didn't mention Andrew Lott. That's the last name you want to hear? Oh, the fragile guy. Got it. You'll just lose, like I I told you you'll lose like 50% of your arm strength and it'll never come back he actually said

when you heal it'll be like nothing ever happened well he's a liar or I just maybe it'll be like rookie of the year on the special case

he'll have a bigger arm he's expecting you to you gotta lob it float it float it float it he's expecting you to do actual rehab though that's you see what

happened to digs here zero yeah so when i had mine i quit football altogether instead of doing rehab so it never really healed so nick i'm excited to see if you do any rehab congratulations on no surgery though yeah that's good i was looking forward to a possible three to six month recovery i was excited for a possible chicken wing in this office for a half a year. Very jacked up about it. But now we're going to get a healthy Nick in about four weeks. That's okay. That's good. I really want to sign his cast. Yeah, that would be awesome.

I was really looking forward to that. You don't get a cast. I mean, the chicken wing cast is one of the funnier casts, though. It's like a full half-body cast. What do you guys think I broke? Your collarbone. You don't getbody cast. What do you guys think I broke? Your collarbone. You don't get a cast. Yeah, you do.

No. The collarbone doesn't get cast. It's the arm. Wow. They get outcasted? But what's the cast that... Speaking of outcast, take a fucking... He took his headset off before I said anything. He made a conscious decision.

He's like, this is worth taking a hike. I'm going to say it. Valerie's going to follow him just to see if he's okay. He's walking all the way upstairs. He's walking and he's taking a seat now. I could see him through the window. Valerie is very confused. For those of you listening yesterday, I didn't have to.

I brought my daughter into work today because we're getting construction at the house. Yeah. Getting construction at the house. New floors. New floors because all the cats shit everywhere. And the basement is literally a toxic place with all the shit down there. It's not healthy to go down there. I thought you've always said the cats take care of themselves.

They shit in the litter box and it's nice and easy. So I don't know which one it is. We didn't have this problem when it was just Teddy, Tentos, and Nova. We bring the Sebastian fuck in and it's just shit all over the floor. So you got to scoop it in and put it in a thing. But there's something, an ammonia or something? Ammonia that comes from there? So our basement legitimately became a toxic place.

Not allowed to be down there for more than 20-30 minutes Or you would potentially die So I don't know if it was the kitten Or if it was one of the older ones pissed off about the kitten That just decided to spray their shit all over the place But the place was ruined so we had to get new floors The carpeting wasn't great when I moved in But I would have no reason to change it

Until these cats took it upon themselves So all the cats and Val, first day of flora repair, were all locked in the bedroom together, and Val almost took one of the cats' heads off. So it's like a jail cell. They were all stuck in there. So I brought her to work today, and she's just been hanging out. She's been very cute today, though.

So I've never been around her with just me and her, if that makes sense. Normally, every time I'm around her, Sam is here as well. I bring her every single Sunday for the brand, but Sam's here as well. So I never know if she really likes me, right? I never know if she really likes me. I'm a big fan. But she's been following me around here.

It makes me feel like I have a real dog. Yeah, it's good. Like I have a real – She's laying right next to your desk right now. It's like we have a real connection. I love you, dog. Hey, dog, I love you. I can get her to talk if you want.

You want me to get her to talk? Sure, go ahead. Nope, she's tired. We're not that close yet. Let's get back to the phone. The guy we are close with, though. He lives in Canada, so distance-wise we're not close. But I feel like friendship we are. Gumpy, we all miss you miss you here man what have you been up to up there in cold ass

canada uh just grinding it out man super busy with uh cruise ships at work had a couple long jobs so not too much 33rd birthday a few weeks ago happy birthday you're still painting ships Still painting the ships It's a grind buddy It's a nightmare They made me shave too They're like you gotta shave that beard Once a year they have They get anal about Getting a seal on a respirator

So once a year I gotta shave the beard And I just have a gross mustache You have to shave because you're saving seals with respirators? Exactly. You should see what we're doing with straws down here in America. No beards in Canada, no straws in America. It's a wild scene right now. So that was not you at the World Series game with Jack White.

Holy shit, man. That was pretty close. I couldn't believe that. That freaked you out a little bit, huh? Because people send me pictures of white people all over the place that say they look like me, right? All the time. I'm like, oh, you look like this guy. You look like this guy. You look like this guy. And it's always like,

all white people don't look the same. But every once in a while, one will get through where I'm like, holy shit, I look a lot like that guy. And last night had to be one of those moments for you, Gumpy. That one was for sure. I wish I was there, man. That place was rocking last night. You're a Sox fan too, aren't you?

It's going to happen. Boston's going to win another championship. What a fucking nightmare. It's unbelievable. Did you see the Dodgers bullpen coach came out today complaining about the Red Sox bullpen? No. What happened?

People were bothering Kershaw during his bullpen. You're not allowed to boo him while he's warming up. That's just classic West Coast softness. Did you see that video? Are you kidding me? Oh, God. Don't you Canadians start judging other people for being soft, do you? I don't need that from you. Did you see that video the day

before the world series where clayton kershaw was in the bullpen with nobody else in the entire stadium going through his entire reps and they were like this is what a champion does i'm like that looks like what a lunatic does two nights in a row dude yeah i'm like that looks like somebody that's overthinking a lot of things right Now granted, there's two different ways to, there's a lot of different ways to do things, right? You can do a lot. In me, I was one that I didn't want to overthink because I think overthink kind of fucks you.

If you're in the stadium though two nights beforehand all by yourself going through fake pitches, I respect the visualization thing, but I also think you could be completely overthinking a lot of things with the quickness pitchers are notoriously lunatics kickers and punters well i was listening i was listening to a baseball show and they were saying who's the more pressure on to win and people were saying the red socks because 108 wins but dodgers lost in the world series last year like you lose in

the world series two years in a row and they they haven't won in, like, 30 years. That's the Buffalo Bills all of a sudden. Just losing in the fucking Super Bowl. What were you going to say, Todd? I was going to say it's very similar to you guys. I can't believe the Bills traded A.J. McCarron. You think he would have saved the team? A.J. McCarron's the only quarterback they wouldn't play up there.

A.J. McCarron was still on their team, and we watched Derek Anderson this last weekend. He was traded during training camp. They traded him. He's going to be Gruden's next Brad Johnson. No way. Your team's playing with the Brocketship

and you're worried about the Bulls playing with McCarron? The Brocket was good last week. It was their defense. It was shit. For those of you that don't know, Gumpy is a fan. He's a Canadian from the West Coast over there. He is a fan of the Miami Dolphins and the Boston Red Sox.

So that's how this all ties together. Todd, what were you going to say? I was going to say I think pitchers are very much like punters and kickers in the NFL. For one, you both have to warm up with the crowd right on top of you. It's a craft. And it's such a mental game like pitchers are the same way like they have their their routines and ritualistic behavior you know and if any of that it's deviated from it can be a full fucking nightmare golfers kickers punters

long snappers pitchers goalies goalies the only thing about golfers is I say they're privileged in the fact that they're fucking... No one's allowed to fucking heckle them. Yeah, because they kick people out of the fucking course if they do. And it's not a team thing, so you don't have a whole team relying on you. Yeah, true. Very, very true there. In baseball, you are the team.

I was never a big baseball fan growing up. We all know that. I am a professional baseball player now, though. And we won as our pitcher won you know what i mean our baseball team went as the pitcher dumpy did you see me play the baseball yeah i watched that video man that was unreal i talked i told foxy that was that was a good job man no what i did you're a baseball fan right you like the socks you're a baseball fan yeah how was You like the Sox. You're a baseball fan. Yeah. How was my baseball technique? If you had to guess, you look good out there.

To be honest, made a couple of nice plays. You just got to be involved in baseball. Like that was my thing. When I played, I was always just talking, shooting the shit, right?

You just got to stay tuned in. It's lots of guys just space out, right? It is a social hour. Oh yeah. You got to be lip, lipped in sunflower seeds. stay tuned in. Lots of guys just space out, right? It is a social hour almost. Oh, yeah. You got to be lipped in sunflower seeds. You got to be all. Baseball doesn't matter until

the playoffs. MLB baseball doesn't matter until the playoffs, but then there's something special, though, about the World Series. Watching that World Series, it was awesome. I am not a baseball watcher. I'm a professional, but I'm not a watcher. Then that that world series it was hard for me to change the channel because out of nowhere oh cuz he hits a three run shot on a uh look like a curveball that he's out and that was the fastest home run i've ever seen by the way that ball got from his bat to the wall faster

than i think i've ever seen i don't watch a lot of baseball but that seemed fast yes and out of nowhere the game's broken open it's's like, boom. And then that can happen on the other end, too. The game I was playing in, it was, what, 2-1 and then 12-1. And it's a matter of nothing like that. Never really out of it. Never. You can get hot and your pitcher can get real cold all of a sudden. There was a

bunch of 100-mile-an-hour pitches last night, too. Is that normal? I don't know. I think in the World Series, especially, the guys adrenaline. That Evaldi for the Sox threw 102 to Bregman the other night against the Astros. You think it's adrenaline? Yeah, a big part of it's adrenaline.

He's had two Tommy Johns. He had one in high school and one a few years ago. Makes it tighter. Rowan Gardner. That's our garden hose. That's our garden hose. CFL pissed me off, Gumpy. Oh, boy. Did you see Mads Elstall that won a game?

I saw he signed a jersey for a kid, though. The CFL was very excited for that. They were like, it's all about the kids. They did the Andrew Luck to him, too, dude. They brought in somebody to throw a Hail Mary. Oh, no. He's not even hurt. What's wrong? I thought it was comeback season. He throws

five picks in the first half, first game. We're like, no big deal. He'll start to learn the game. He's not learning the game. It's tough. What about Swag Kelly? Is he going to get a job again? He should. I think he should. It's tough to get arrested. I'd give him a shot. He'd look good in Miami.

Oh, my God. It'd probably be a bill. He'd look good in Miami. Oh, my God. It'd probably be a bill, to be honest. Why isn't he a bill? Jim Kelly. That's a good question. Who knows if he'll clear waivers or not. Did you see he got into it with somebody at Vaughn Miller's party, too? Like, it wasn't just getting beaten by the vacuum hose?

Yeah. He got kicked out, and then he was beaten by the vacuum hose. Yeah. He got kicked out and then he was beaten by the vacuum hose. He got into a dust up before that happened at the party. So Vaughn Miller

had a Halloween party? It was like one of the other players Harris Harris Jr. said that they have this country western theme party

every single year and that's what it was. So it wasn't a Halloween party they were all dressed country western. Because that's Vaughn Miller's thing right? He does the the hog tie is his celebration he's he grew up on a chicken farm i think we've heard that enough it's he's he's that country western

is von miller's life so they all dress like von miller for a night and party at von miller's house and then he got an alter altercation there got escorted out by for the professional security that was there and then ended up in the other house. With a teammate or was it some random? That hasn't come out yet. Oh my god. That's bad. What kind of vacuum do you think it was? Dyson?

Probably shop vac. Denver? Probably shop vac. You can flip it from suck to blow. Yeah, you can. It's nice. So you think they were just blowing them out? We got a fucking country western. Are you that...

I think it's Jim Kelly. Jim Kelly's nephew's trying to get in the house. Who? Get the gun. Nah, I'm just going to get the vacuum. He looks soft. How is he not a Buffalo Bill? Did they just turn around and he was sitting on their coat?

Or was he like, what happened there? I can't wait to find out. He went to three colleges. He has a checkered past. A couple red flags out there, but John Elway took a shot on him. They did. That's what John Elway legitimately took a shot on him, and I think he even came out and said, we're taking a shot on him

because of Jim Kelly's friendship. And then all of a sudden here's how swag Kelly repays it. Guys, I'm going to get a fight at a teammate's house.

What'd you say? I think he was close to getting a start too, man. Keenum's been awful, dude. Yeah, but they paid Keenum. They're not going to

pull Keenum. His eyes were super wonky in his mugshot. Mm-hmm. Very. Let's not judge mugshots. At least your eyes were straight. Where are they? Hey, Gumpy, I want to let you know,

you'll probably know something. We'll tell you while everybody else is hearing it, but if the conversation's happening with you, I found a comedy special that Todd and I made two years ago of me. Yeah. And it's good so good i think we're gonna be releasing it here pretty soon i don't know how i have no idea i actually sent it to my people i have people now gumpy i don't know if you've known that since uh i left serious i now have an agent i don't know are you uh do you judge me for that or no no you gotta do what you gotta do man you gotta take care

of yourself the more and more I'm learning about it, by the way, there's a reason why I was getting fucked without a major. But I have a whole comedy special coming out

and I think it's, I think it's going to be, I think internationally will be well received, I think, Dump. Yeah. I need one of those hoodies, man. The McAfee Mafia.

I like those. Are you, are you in the McAfee Mafia? Yeah, I thought so. Have you. The McAfee Mafia. I like those. Are you in the McAfee Mafia? Yeah, I thought so. Have you bought a McAfee Mafia shirt? No, I was waiting for you to send me the discount code. You said you were going to send me. Oh, shit.

I really do. Phil needs to do that. That is a Phil Mains job. I have a CFO. His name is Phil Mains, and that is his only job is to do that. He hasn't sent them to us either. Yeah, if it means anything, I'm buying my own merch for full price. I think I'm paying double.

It's on my Christmas list. I'm like, you get $200 in this store, go to town. I've just got to remember you're a double XL. I've got to remember that next time that sleeveless hoodie I got you didn't fit. It ran small. That did run small in the roots of fight right those that's what you sent me yeah yeah they've reached out to me privately dm by the way i think there's something potentially happening with me in roots of fight

and i'm there that's what i figured man that's what i said when i mentioned it to you the first time if you just message them they just send a bunch of shit to guys yeah because i'm learning by the way with our merch business, I put an XL on. It's very tight. I'm like, there's no way I'm a double XL at this point because I'm losing. I feel like I'm getting cut, but I'm getting larger. I don't know how that's happening. That's tough.

Maybe that happens. I'm plumping up right now for sure. I'm eating everything in sight. Are you fat? Is it a fat, round, stumpy, gumpy right now for sure I'm eating everything in sight Are you fat? Is it a fat round stumpy gumpy right now? No I just put on some more meat man I was lean in the summer

But there wasn't much meat to me I'd rather have some meat And a little bit of chunks And skinny Is that because You Canadians gotta go into hibernation Is that because weed's legal now? Yeah how about you guys have a meal?

Dude that's That's taken out all the stores here, man. None of the stores are open. They're all shut down. They didn't put their paperwork in. Everybody's fucked. What do you mean? So the government's trying

to not let people just sell weed? Basically, no one filled out all their proper stuff and thought they could just skate by and they're just shutting down every store in town now because they're all just like cash businesses. You know what that's for's for though that's so the government can pick and

choose who's going to make all the money so you're going to start knocking down doors and kiss rings to see who the government picks that's like in business in in i don't want to say i'll say it in west virginia they're going to open up a couple medicinal marijuana things but they're only given a couple licenses so you have to like kiss the ring to be given one of the licenses and if you get one of the licenses by the way you're rich forever so yeah it's a situation where it's 100 who you know if you can get one it was a big deal a few years ago in ohio they gave out like four or five licenses i want to say nick lachey got one of them i don't know nick lachey was a part of one of them yeah he really was but it's you got to be friends with the governor i assume that's the only way you get it. That's wild. Wildly fucked up law.

There's a huge sign in the lunchroom at my work. It's like, just because it's legal doesn't mean you can be high at work. We literally had to have a meeting about it. Alcohol is legal, too. You can't just be fucking drunk all day. Remember that. Hey, G gumpy anything else to say uh no i'll be there in about a month actually nice american thanksgiving yeah i'll be in ohio for thanksgiving and then i was gonna shoot down and see you guys for three or four days after that gonna bring the wife this time oh that's awesome can't wait to meet her

black friday pretty big deal for us if you want to get over here for that you can do that if not know that we miss chatting with you on a regular basis buddy yeah i miss the show man there's a lot of topics that uh we've definitely missed out on chatting about for sure dude you have no idea i just sit there and i just i just watch all these things happen i'm'm like, I know. I'm like, fuck. I gotta talk to somebody about it. My wife's like, I don't give a shit. That morning, that morning when it ended,

I was in Kelowna and my wife woke me up and she's like, your phone is going nuts. I was snoozing and I was like, all these people messaging me, they're like,

what's going on? I was like, all these people messaging me, they're like, what's going on? I was like, I don't fucking know. Business is business, and things seem to be heating up. We might be back live pretty soon. We might be back. There's been a lot. There's too many conversations happening, to be honest. There's too many happening, but at some point,

I think it's going to come back, and we're going to be live, and I can't wait for your first call back into our live show. Gumby, I appreciate you so much, buddy. Okay, boys. Have a good day.

I'm going to see you guys. Hey, try to get one of those licenses up there in Canada. That'd be good for all of us. Yeah. And then when you come down, I'm on it. Start painting the ship of the fucking governor.

I got to get out of there sooner than later. You're going to die young, Gumpy. Inhaling those fumes, bro. All right, take care of yourself, Gumpy. We appreciate you, man. Okay, boys. See you. See you, go.

God, it was good to hear that voice again. It was good to hear that voice. Reminded me of good times. Yeah, it was good times. I forgot he was a Red Sox fan. Oh, yeah. Red Sox are in the World Series right now. Oh, big time. Boston Connor.x are in the World Series right now. Oh, big time.

Boston Connor. Big time in the World Series right now. Boston Connor is in the room. He obviously loves Tom Brady, the Patriots, Belichick. He's a diehard. But he says his best sports moment was being at the game in 2004. 2004, yes. Whenever the Boston Red Sox got the rings in front of the Yankees.

It was in 2005, but it was honoring the 2004 season. Yes, yes, yes. So the Red Sox, the baseball. The baseball. 108 wins. That seems like a lot. It is. It's a lot.

Most in the majors this year. Oh, yeah. Is that, what is the, like, because Golden State won a bunch of games. 73. 73 is what Golden State did. How much did the Bulls win? 72. Yep. Oh, so the Bulls win? 72. Yep.

Oh, so the Golden State got the record. Baseball, 108. Is that the record? No, I believe 117 is. So they weren't even really that close. It was a Red Sox record.

Was it? Yeah, yeah. Was it the Seattle Mariners? No, it was the most wins in the Texas Red Sox. Oh, yeah. No, no, no. Not the 117.

So are the Red Sox favorites the winners? Yes. Yeah. That's why they got home. Yeah, we had the best record in baseball, yeah. Okay, the Dodgers. The L.A. Dodgers were in the World7. So are the Red Sox favorites to win this? Yes. That's why they got home? Yeah, we had the best record in baseball. Okay, the Dodgers. LA Dodgers were in the World Series.

Gumpy said this. They were in there last year. Who did they play? Houston. Oh yeah, because Houston won after the flood. Correct. Which is the Drew Brees thing, by the way. After Katrina. Yeah, exactly. For this year, why would Boston, is there any crooked books, things that For this year, why would Boston?

Is there any crooked books, things that could happen why Boston would win? I think there just wasn't anything this year that happened to anybody, so they just let the best team. So the best team. So Boston's probably going to win because there was no conspiracies for why somebody else should win or something like that? I think so, yeah. We're also very good.

I mean, let's not just space this all around conspiracies. Ty will also agree with me. I think Mookie Betts is the AL MVP. We have the best player. Yeah, the Red Sox are the best team in baseball for sure. So LA has no chance then? Or if they get a hot bat, they're good? Yeah, I wouldn't say no chance, but they need to win the next game.

It was 4-4 last night until the 3-1 shot. So what is it? 2 in Boston, 2 in LA, 1-1-1? Yeah. So you're supposed to win the games at home. 2-3-2. Everybody keeps talking like it's a must win for LA, but you're supposed to lose the games away and win the games at home. That's what you're supposed to do. Unless you're the away team.

You gotta steal one. With baseball, it's a little bit different too, because if you have a guy that's pitching who's supposed to be a top three pitcher in the majors, you need to win that game. Like last night, for instance, game one, we shelled the best pitcher in baseball, Kershaw, for five runs. So everyone below him on the Dodgers now is like,

oh, shit, if Kershaw's getting hit. Well, Kershaw sucks in the playoffs, so I don't think they're going to think that. Is that like something that's normal, playing Kershaw can't perform? In the playoffs, yeah. He's been very good this year, though. Is that why he was in the park all by himself, pitching by himself? It might be, yeah. That was a wild scene.

When I saw that, I was like, no ball. It seemed like the guy that locked himself in between the hotel rooms and Rookie of the Year. Oh, yeah. Coach Brickman? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You hit up – excuse me. That guy.

That's where it felt like a couple overthinking there. Okay, good. So the Boston Red Sox are going to win? Oh, yeah. Are you guys just going to be insufferable? I've already made a blog for when the Red Sox win. By the way, we're blogging. This is the beginning of the end. I guess we're breaking news, Connor.

Oh, really? Okay. Should I redo that then? No. Okay, good. Yeah. So then I made it for the blog. Yeah.

For the company. Pat McFishow.com will become a blogging slash posting site very soon. Not just t-shirt sales and baseball documentary sales. I don't know if that blog's going to get approved though, so we'll see. Very true. Ty Schmidt, editor of the blog.

Ty came from a blogging background, by the way. I thought I was the editor. In what world? Why not? I can think of a couple. Oh, boy. In what world? Why not? I can think of a couple. Don't do it. Don't do it. Hey, Zito.

Don't do it. We've all been thinking about it here. Why don't you take a fucking look? Zito. I love it. He's right next to the door, too. It's just absolutely perfect. It's like, hey, Zito.

Hey, you know what? Why don't we take a little time out? Go ahead and take a walk. Think about your thoughts. Gather them and come back in whenever you want to say something intelligent. It's destiny. It's the best, dude. I enjoy his dumbass brain a lot.

Somebody started a Zito Thoughts Twitter page, by the way. Who was that? Not one here. Not sure. Somebody started a Zito Thoughts Twitter. They followed me today. I was the third person they followed. I'm very excited for that

I cannot wait for that The only problem with that is they only hear the dumb shit that he says into a microphone Yeah they don't get to hear the behind the scenes That's 6% of the dumb shit I'll reach out at him and then I'll just send him DMs and quotes Oh yeah Connor will be the plug to the Zito Thoughts Twitter Because I'm with him in the car

I'm with him in the car here and there at home Have you seen this zito thoughts twitter account that started i think i just saw it today that's beautiful it is absolutely beautiful i'm excited to see what dumb ass shit they pick up like i'm excited to see what we miss like in conversation because we're kind of like uh de-sense yeah there it is there's the word we're kind of desensitized to it because we're around it all day. People listen to the show and they hear just a random, and they're like, well, what the fuck was that? And that's where this guy's coming from.

Or girl, by the way. It's going to be a woman's. Don't get crazy. I'm pretty excited about it. The best is when we were in the suite at the Colts game, and he was just sitting there like rocking. Just where he couldn't sit still. And he's like, I think the smaller a room is,

the more intense my ADD gets. And he goes, is that an ant? And there was literally an ant on the wall. I couldn't see until I pointed it out. I will say this about Zito. Our Black Friday sale that we have coming out, we have some Christmas sweaters. We have some shirts. Zito designed a Christmas sweater today that I am very excited to put on my body.

Yeah, I can't wait. Zito has some gifts and obviously some flaws. And I'm very thankful for you, Zito. Thank you. It means a lot. Sometimes when I tell you to think, I feel a lot better. It actually makes me feel better, too, because I get some fresh air. I can rethink.

It's like you die in a video game and you go back to the start. Exactly. The heater only works in half of our office. Yep. That's weird. It is very weird. The front of the office. Very cold.

Very cold. It's 59 degrees, I think, up there right now. It's like my brain. Half of it. But the studio is hot. Studio is hot. And the front of the office is hot. Studio is hot. And the front of the office is cold. You've got to bring a couple different outfits.

You're going to have to get costume changes for the day at the office here. It's pretty insane shit. It's all the heat coming out of the mics. Who's playing tonight, Diggs? Houston, Miami. Oh, that is beautiful. Miami and Houston. Seven and a half is the line.

Four. Houston is favored. It's a lock. Houston's a lock. No quarterback, no wide receivers. I mean, the fact that you say that no quarterback is absurd. Okay.

Well, Brock was liar. Oh, Brock was liar. And then JJ, what? Jadavion Clowney, Miami's O-line.

but Houston, like they're starting to wide receivers. Hold on. Houston's one four straight. Hold on though. Thursday night game, primetime game, JJ,

what? Jadavion Clowney. They're going to Thursday night game, primetime game. J.J. Watt, Jadeveon Clowney, they're going to make plays in a primetime game. Whitney Merciless. So they are going to make plays. Merciless is a nightmare, by the way. He had an unreal game last week. He is a fucking nightmare. Every single year he's a nightmare, for the Colts at least.

They're going to make plays. Is there any primetime players on the Dolphins? Danny Amendola. Primetime player. I agree with that. So other than Danny Amendola, but he can't throw the ball to himself. Nope. Is there any primetime players on the Dolphins. Danny Amendola. Primetime player. I agree with that. So other than Danny Amendola, but he can't throw the ball to himself. Nope. Is there any primetime players?

I think Drake is really good. Sometimes. I think he's all right. He had a big one against the Lions. I think Frank Gore has a good game. Frank Gore is a monster, but Frank Gore can also get stuffed. Not anymore. Albert Wilson was the only one really making plays.

He's out. He's out. He's out, yeah. Him and Kenny, their top two receivers are out. And their quarterback. In seven and a half, that's a big spread, by the way, because most games are within four points. If you look up the stats, it's within four points. But the primetime thought that this is a primetime game

really makes me feel like this is a Houston Texans big time win. It really does. Is it in Houston? Yeah. Yeah. That place is awesome. Whenever it's a primetime game, that place comes alive as somebody who shut them up quickly.

I have a lot of respect for the Houston Texans fans, but when you hit an onside kick to yourself in the middle of the game on primetime on TV, they kind of, it just becomes a moment where they're like, Oh, why do we suck? That's what they – but the Houston Texans fans don't get enough credit

for how loud they are, how much they pipe in. It's just, all right, I'm all in on the Houston Texans tonight. I'm excited about that. I have some hesitation. Why? Because the Bills were pretty much beating them a couple weeks ago in Houston until Peterman came in and threw two pick sixes. That's my only hesitation is that they struggled with the Bills. The Bills were pretty much beating them a couple weeks ago in Houston until Peterman came in and threw two pick sixes. That's my only hesitation is that they struggled with the Bills.

The Bills are bad. We saw them in person this past weekend. The Bills are not good. Speaking of Bills, Swag Kelly, cuzzy. Swag Kelly gets cut wearing the Woody costume because he gets in a fight at Von Miller's thing. That's a pretty wild scene there. I just don't understand why the nfl has to

do that do what cut him like why because he got drunk and stumbled into it i said this i said this earlier in quick hits every night eight o'clock youtube um check it out you work in regular office job maybe not a cop but any other regular office job you get arrested for doing that your boss never even finds out. And you keep your job and you just go about it and the only thing that's hurt is probably your ego and maybe a little fine in your bank account. You want me to tell you why?

Because they get paid a lot. Because kids. Oh, you got to look up to them. Role models. Because in your office job, no offense to the cube monkeys out there, I appreciate and respect your work. There ain't no kid being like,

oh, that's who I want to be. You're right. And you know why I know this? Because I was told this by Bill Polian after I got arrested. You know what? That makes sense. And that's the things I don't think about. Yeah.

It's like, oh, these are super. Professional athletes are talked about as if they're superheroes, right? This is who you want to be. This is who. And it's not right. I think your parents should be your idols your parents should be your role models that's the people who should be but the way the world looks at it is whenever you get put up on a pedestal to get a lot of money and you're in a fishbowl you are a role model all of a sudden so

whenever you get arrested in a woody costume for fighting at a teammate's birthday party or whatever the fuck it was for von miller and then roll into a neighbor's house and get vacuumed out. I mean, it's something that isn't good for kids. Well, I'm going to double down and say, fuck the kids. Your parents should teach you not to do that on their own. Well, that is Charles Barkley had an entire commercial about that, I believe.

And Charles Barkley is a legend, but that's just not the way it rolls. I assume his replaceability factor had something to do with it as well. He's also on a very short lease because he's been in trouble a lot before. He was caught up there on a flyer. We talked about it a little bit. He was caught up there on a flyer

and then when you fuck up, it's a one-strike thing. He came in with two strikes, so it already happens. Is the word palpable? What does palpable mean? It's a great word. It's like you can sense it. You can touch it almost. Yeah, exactly. Is it like a tangible thing? What is easily replaced? there's a word that

starts with a p that is is the definition is easily replaced replaceable yeah replaceable yeah easily replaceable florio called me it in my florio called me it in the article after i got arrested and flory this is where florio and i started hating Florio whenever he called me this. Fungible? What does fungible mean? Because I wanted to call him fungible Florio for a little bit. I don't know what that means. But it's a word that basically means you're easily replaceable

and if you're a backup quarterback, I would assume you're easily replaceable. Another quarterback that is not signed to a team. Fungible is the word. Fungible is easily replaceable? Fungible not signed to a team fungible is the word fungible is easily replaceable fungible is here's the definition able to replace or be replaced by another identical item there is so florio called me fungible whenever i got arrested and he was right at the time i was not good enough but i wasn't happy with him saying that i'm like go eat a dick but uh that is something that you could definitely be

who you can afford to be that is the entire rule of everything but i don't know how the bills don't sign swag kelly i have no idea how that doesn't happen jim kelly there you know kelly strong the whole thing happening jim kelly living legend with the bills walks onto the field every single game says hello to everybody that's his nephew or whatever bing bang boom they suck at quarterback swag kelly pretty good at quarterback keep it moving josh allen's supposed to be back within a week or two so probably i assume that's why if they don't he jumped over the viking guy that one time you remember that anthony bar he was a top 10 pick too yeah he scored five points against the colts it's a bad team that mcdermott guy a fucking idiot. How does he have a job? How does he have a job?

Not much longer. Some of these head coaches are stealing from owners, by the way. We all judge players very hard because we know their contracts. You know every player's contract. As soon as I sign a contract, it goes right to the internet. You know how much you're getting paid. Everybody compares it to themselves, how much we're getting paid, how much they're getting paid.

Oh, they ain't worth that. I've been a fan of this team forever. You don't really know what the coaches' contracts are, except for if it's $100 million guaranteed. You don't really know how much they're stealing from it. Hugh Jackson, stealing from the Cleveland Browns. Literally. Marvin Lewis, stealing from the Cincinnati Bengals.

McDermott, stealing from the Buffalo Bills. How do they talk themselves out of knocking a fight? Jason Garrett. Jason Garrett potentially stealing from the Dallas Cowboys. I did not like the disrespect the NFL showed to Cole Beasley. As soon as Amari Cooper signs, they say, the big three, Dak Prescott, Ezekiel Elliott, and Amari Cooper. I'm like, what about the fucking guy that got you to wherever you're at right now?

Your number one receiver, the only guy you got the ball to other than Zeke. Cole Beasley. Why? Because he's a Caucasian little fella? That's a four horseman. That is a four horseman down there. And they're cowboys too, by the way. So get the fuck out of here.

Exactly. Yeah, exactly. I hate them. Speaking of coaches. Go on. And Amari Cooper. Go on. John Gruden had a quote today.

Love it. I don't even know if the Amari Cooper trade's official yet. Cooper practiced with the Cowboys today. Let's hear it. Are you serious? Yeah. Can you please? Is Coach Gruden back there?

Mm-hmm. Coach Gruden, you gave a quote. It seems as if you have no clue what's going on. And I'm not just saying by the way your team is playing and by the way the season is going. But at this point, you're saying you're not sure if you traded a guy where the guy practiced for the other team the same day what's going on over there coach well i mean i told him i said listen get this guy the fuck out of my building and that's basically all i said i was hoping that uh you know mark davis was going to handle the back end stuff i'm

out there you know again with the pool noodle smackingacking Derek Carr around so he's not crying on Sundays, trying to toughen him up a little bit. Let's be honest. I see those guys in sleeves with their practice jerseys on. I can't tell which ones are which. Shit, I thought he might have been suiting up still. So you had no idea if Amari Cooper was on the practice or not because it could have been another wide receiver. Yeah, exactly. It could have been one of the other guys who I think you can just plug and play

and he'll do the same thing that Amari Cooper would have done. Fungible. He's very fungible. What's going on with everybody losing respect for Derek Carr because he was crying? Is there any truth to that, Coach? You know, I mean, I don't like it. That he cried or that there's no respect for him?

That he cried. Oh, so the respect is fine, the lack of respect. Yeah, I mean, I don't like it. That he cried or that there's no respect for him? That he cried. Oh, so the respect is fine, the lack of respect. Yeah, I mean, you know what? That's supposed to be a guy you're going into battle with, man. And if he's the kind of guy who's going to put his tail between his legs and cry like a little bitch if he's taking a little heat, I don't know. That's not a guy I want commanding my troops, I'll tell you that much. Are you going to try to trade Derek Carr before the end?

It seems like that's your move. Well, we'll see what kind of value we can get in return from him. I mean, if, you know, any team's out there trying to dish a first or second round pick, you know, my ears will perk up. I'll listen to it. It seems as if you're collecting first round draft picks right now. Absolutely. I've said it all along.

I told you the other day, wait until I get my guys into the building. Who are your guys? Hard nose, tough, competitive. Basically, anyone who isn't a great athlete, isn't going to talk back, isn't going to be cocky, basically is just going to put their head down and just keep grinding to the finish line. Is it because you're going to Vegas with a lot of distractions

so you want a lot of boring, terrible players there? To be honest, I haven't even thought about that. Ideally, when we go to Vegas, I want to be the marquee of the show. That's what it feels like is happening right now. McKenzie, I guess, says that you guys work well together, but it is very well known that you have your own scouting department and don't let McKenzie into those meetings. So this is the John Gruden show, huh? Yeah, it is very well known that you have your own scouting department and don't let McKenzie into those meetings. So this is the John Gruden show, huh?

Yeah, it is. And, I mean, to be honest, if he had guys around him that could maybe do a little bit better of a job, I wouldn't have to dive into my pockets and grab the guys that I trust. I imagine Gruden's scouting department only scouts fullbacks and white linebackers with neck collars. And he would be absolutely right.

John Gruden, we miss you on Monday Night Football, man. It'd be nice if you got back out there. Yeah. Believe me, I miss it too. Do you ever get to watch Monday Night Football now with Tessa Thorne-Whitten?

Those guys freaking stink, man. All right. All right. Thanks, Coach. Good luck out there. I appreciate it. Many are saying you guys are tanking, Coach. No, they'd be wrong.

You're not tanking? No, I mean, you know, maybe we're trouting out guys out there who, you know, couldn't start at Alabama, but that doesn't mean we're tanking. These guys are NFL football players, man. It ain't easy out here. Well, they're only NFL football players because you're paying them to be NFL football players.

I don't think a lot of them would be NFL football players. Well, you know, you can't grab a whole lot of marquee guys when the coach is taking up, you know, nine-tenths of the salary. Thanks, Coach. 66% of men lose their hair by the age of 35. The thing is, when you start to notice the hair loss, it is too late, Zito. It is easier to keep the hair you have than to replace the hair you've lost, Bailey. Is that hairline slowly starting to move backwards? Are there any bald spots yet, Gator?

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Ladies and gentlemen, joining us now is a man that is hilarious, a man that is talented, a man that is handsome, a man that went talented. A man that is handsome. A man that went on tour with Kid motherfucking Rock. Friend of the show. Hilarious human. He first debuted with an album called Redneck Shit in 2016.

Then in 2017, he followed up with another heater called Old Wheeler and releasing, at the end of November, I do believe, his third album, which everybody is looking forward to, titled WW3. Ladies and gentlemen, country superstar Wheeler Walker Jr. superstar, Wheeler Walker Jr. What's up, man? It's cool to see you, although I'll pretend, should I pretend like I haven't been looking at you for an hour trying to hook this up? Technology's a real kick in the dick. I think we can all agree with that.

I'm very excited that this all worked out. Do you see who's on the shirt right behind me there, by the way? That's Will Smith. Well, it's Will Smith's body and then a mason ramsey t-shirt oh fucking shit what are you guys doing to me you know what i decided i'm gonna go easier on mason ramsey for a little while oh why are you coming around i'm not coming around i'm just saying i was like i would decide you know all this new shit with the battle raps, you know? Like Eminem's doing the Machine Gun Kelly battle rap?

Yes. I started to do it. I was like, I'm going to make a Yodel Kid battle rap. And I got halfway through it. I was making it with a buddy. It was called Neverland. It was about how I wanted Michael Jackson to come back to life and take him to Neverland. And I felt so bad about it that I stopped.

come back to life and do picking a Neverland. And I felt so bad about it that I stopped. You had like a, a, a woken moment where you're like, maybe this is too far. Well, I was just like, you know,

once you start talking about wishing this kid would, you know, go hang out at Michael Jackson's Neverland range, maybe that's too far. You're in Nashville right now. Go ahead. Yeah, I am

well we had to fly four people no I was just saying you know we good we had to send we had to send four people down to Nashville to meet Mason and his team to potentially get an interview with

that's what they forced us to do the Mason Ramsey people forced us to fly four people to Nashville to meet him and his team to potentially get an interview with. That's what they forced us to do. The Mason Ramsey people forced us to fly four people to Nashville to meet him and his crew so that we could potentially have an interview with them, get a plane, fly down there, fly back. They say it went incredible. Todd and the grandma were hitting it off well, and then they fucking blew us off. So I was coming onto your side of the whole thing.

Yeah, fuck that, Grandma. You know what? I offered him $100 thousand dollars to do a commercial for my new record what is your new record by the way when's it coming out november what it's november 30th it's called ww3 it's about my wife and kid it's a love record uh do you are you excited about it how long did it take for you to write it? It took me about six months to write it, but we record it fast. It took about a week to record. You were on tour with Kid Rock.

How was that? It was cool, man. I mean, the only thing was we had the bus out back, and I would try to go to sleep after the show, and he's sending off fucking explosions back there, and I'm waking up from my sleep like you know like a like a like a vietnam vet or something crazy you and kid rock friends now or was it strictly business no it was we we hung out a little bit he's a good dude i talk to him occasionally he's a good dude

oh nice well why did you come to the indianapolis show man i forget where i was i was on my way to there i was either out of town was on my way to there. I was either out of town or on my way back. I think I might have been in California. This might sound like a very highbrow thing, but I think I was on my way back from California. I was very pissed off because, A, ball with the ball, the bang, the dang, diggy, diggy, diggy,

said the boogie, sit up, jump the boogie, got me through like seven summers in high school and middle school. And also, I love Wheeler Walker's music, so I was very bummed out about it. Yeah, I was bummed you couldn't make it too, man. It would have been a good time. And I'm sure Kid would have dug you, man. I doubt he would have talked to me.

I doubt he would have talked to me. You know who I met down there was your man Guy Fieri. What did you think about him? I wish he would stop FaceTiming me at midnight, but other than that, he's a good dude. Is that everybody's thing? When I was with Jake Owen, Jake Owen FaceTimed you at what? 2 a.m., I think, in Arkansas.

Guy Fieri FaceTimes you at midnight. Is that everybody's thing? I guess. People just want to see my face, I guess, and I don't blame them. Still, it's weird. You're in bed with your fucking wife at midnight, and you hear the phone ring. It's, oh, Guy Fieri wants me to watch him eat.

How does the wife feel about the old Wheeler Walker fame That has really taken off here in the last couple years? Well, she digs the money She spends it on a lot of shit She would rather me be home more That's no doubt Yeah, that's kind of the life of a rock star though, Wheeler Well, what are you going to do?

Yeah, I mean, it's not my fault I'm better than fucking Garth Do you have a song you want to do? Yeah, I mean, it's not my fault I'm better than fucking Garth. Do you have a song you want to sing from the new album? Yeah, you want to hear a love song to my wife? It's kind of more of a rocker. It's called Fuck You With The Lights On. Yeah, yeah, I'd love to hear Fuck You With The Lights On. And a press outlet asked me,

why do you have a love song called Fuck You With The Lights On? And I said, real simple, I go, when you love someone enough, you want to see it going in. Alright, let me hear it. I'm going to play a little bit. Tell me if it sounds okay, okay? When I fuck you with the lights on, I want to do it all night long. I want to see them old titties flapping

With that switch, baby, make it happen Come on, honey, do we have a deal? I'll split your legs in the electric bill Girl, I'll write you a love, love, love, love song If I can fuck you with the lights on Girl, there's something different about you. Makes me want to try something brand new. So let's get you back to my place.

We got no time to waste. I want to put a big smile on your face. When I fuck you with the lights on. I want to put a big smile on your face. I want to fuck you with the live song. Live song. I want to do it all night long. I want to see them old titties slapping. Hit that switch, baby, make it happen. Come on, honey, do we have a deal?

I'll spit your legs in the electric bill. You're all right, love, love, love, love song. If I can fuck you with the live song Well, fuck going green Cause your top pussy needs to be seen So let me fuck you with the live song Wanna do it all night long Wanna see them old ladies poppin'

Let that switch, baby, make it happen. Come on, honey, do we have a deal? I'll switch your legs in the electric wheel. Girl, I'll write you a love, love, love, love song. If I can fuck you with the light song. Oh, that's a heater. It's an absolute heater, Wheeler. That was unbelievable. And I take it all back.

Fuck Yodel Kid, man. I was trying to be nice for a second. But you know what? I wish Michael Jackson would come back and take him on a fucking roller coaster ride. Jesus Christ. Jesus. I want to let you know that that was one of the most romantic songs I've ever heard in my entire life. Well, it's working.

I mean, my wife is uh she's in the other room and she's wet you can just sense that huh that's the type of romance no hey man it's like i can hear it's like a shower going on okay so she what is her first read does she get to hear that before the public or does she get to hear that before you record it or is it just something that oh yeah oh yeah i told her i was gonna do a love record to her and the kids so she made me she made me play everything before we recorded it to the kids no no she she no it's a there's songs to the kid you know we got a song soon called it's a ballad to my son called all the pussy you will sway so she's like and what she thought was sweet but she had to hear,

she can't have me report it without her hearing it. Yeah. Oh, that's good. You're a team. It's a Romeo and Juliet operation. Sweet. Fuck yeah. Bonnie and Clyde.

How long have you been with your wife? About a year and a half. Is that real or not? Yeah, yeah. How old are your kids? Say that again? Well, you said said kids i would assume it'd take longer than a year and a half to create kids no kid one son oh so you've been with your wife for a year and a half you have a son you got your third album coming out life is really good for

you wheeler there's no way there's no way that's the thing is i always tell the truth you know and i'm not gonna um i'm not gonna be'm not going to sing songs about banging groupies if I got a wife and a son, you know. I wanted to sing real shit. Well, that's why you're trying to sleep while Kid Rock's setting off fucking bombs back there. I know. I can't hang out.

He's got strippers there. I can't be hanging out with them. Nobody would ever guess why Wheeler Walker is such a gentleman. Fuck yeah, I am. All man. Now, did you take any downtime between last album and this album, or has it been work, work, work? Fucking work, work, work, man.

I ain't got time for downtime. What is the end game for Wheeler Walker? Are you selling out arenas? That's the goal, but our manager says don't get comfortable. I don't know if that's happening, I guess is what he's trying to say. His end game is keep staying nice to Pat McAfee. Oh, that's very nice of him. Now, here's a question for you though you have been outspoken

not only about basin rams about other country musicians as well does your manager ever say like hey why don't we try to befriend these people or they let you do what you got to do he lets me do what i gotta do i mean mostly he's got you know some of the top country i hate the actual dudes when i meet them they're nice dudes but i just i them, you know, they're like kind of lay off of you. Make better music. Then what am I going to do? Who's the musician you hate right now? Who's the musician I hate?

Um, I've got to be honest. I'm Garth is coming right now. Garth has got you right now. He's kind of annoying me right now. How come? I don't know. He just, Garth has got you right now? He's kind of annoying me right now. How come? I don't know.

He's just rubbing it in, playing these stadiums and shit. Bro, he sold out Banker's life here five nights in a row. Yeah, he just did Notre Dame, right? Yeah. That's within the same year that in the same state he did the arena five times. Yeah, that's too fucking big. Plus he's fat. That pisses me off.

What about his alter ego, Chris Gaines? Did you like his music? I liked Chris Gaines better. Chris Gaines and I played the same size places. Are you going on tour anytime soon? Yeah, we got seven gigs left this year. Are you going on tour anytime soon? Yeah, we got seven gigs left this year. Four shows on the West Coast,

and then we come back and then do Nashville the 6th, Chicago December 7th, Milwaukee December 8th. How are you on the West Coast? Do people enjoy Wheeler Walker? That's why we're back. We sold out all these shows. We're doing the same floor we did last year la santa ana sanco phoenix we sold them all out last year so we're gonna try to do it again that's awesome what are some songs what is the song

that puts you on the map you think with all your fans i gotta say fuck you bitch right oh my god everybody snoop dogg has a video with that everybody loves that song everybody loves it because it's so relatable when i play it's fucking my stairway man they go crazy hey will are you gonna be advertising on pornhub again for this album um yeah and i got a trick up my sleeve for this time around on Pornhub. I can't tell it to you yet, but I will be advertising on Pornhub. Well, they told me they got a surprise. Pornhub is giving me some sort of gift or something. Oh, that could be big.

They gave me a hint of what it is. I don't want to give it away, but it sounds to me like I'll give you a hint. It involves penises and vaginas. Are you releasing a sex tape with your album? You and your wife. I will not be releasing a sex tape, but they may be. I don't know. I don't know what to say and what not to say.

I'll say it. Put it this way. I'm going to make a little bit of fucking news. Willer Walker parody. Ooh. Well, something like that. Put it this way. I'm doing something Garth ain't doing.

Garth Brooks ain't never have this much commitment to his fucking career that you have. Exactly. Garth Brooks, he doesn't even advertise on Pornhub. And he hangs up. And he hangs up as soon as he says Garth Brooks doesn't even advertise on Pornhub. Like, that's a normal thing. It's a true statement. Garth Brooks does not even advertise on Pornhub. I's a normal thing it's a true statement Garth Brooks does not even

advertise on Pornhub I didn't even think about it so Wheeler Walker Jr. I've known him for a few years now because he's just a hilarious human I enjoy hilarious humans this is a hilarious character here he literally debuted his last album on Pornhub which if you think about it is so genius because they always say a lot of businesses may go down. They may go up. There's one business that remains at the top and is hard all the time. And that's the porn industry.

When did Pornhub like spike? Was that after the missile launch thing? Remember that story? Yeah. Fake missile. And from Hawaii. Hawaii. Can you imagine if he was advertising that day?

Maybe that's what Pornhub's doing. Maybe Pornhub's sending out a fake missile crisis to everybody. Hopefully we'll be able to get Wheeler back on. That's a softer side there. Fuck you with the lights on. Yeah. Very similar to Clayton. I'm starting to tear up a little bit.

I get it. I wonder how Wheeler Walker feels about Clayton Anderson. We should play him in the dark and see if he thinks anything about it. I don't know. Hello? Can you hear me? Fuck can let's go two-part interview let's do part two part two we're back you the last thing you said to us was that garth brooks doesn't even advertise on porn hub um what are you doing with how did that all come to be by the way because we were talking whenever you were gone how genius that was how a genius it was yeah well well you know what it was

it was honestly it was just like my fucking my managers you know come to me with like these ideas like why don't we stream the album on rollingstone.com i go fuck off no one watches that shit let's go where the people are and i go he goes like what i go like you know pornhub and I go he goes like what I go like you know Pornhub and he goes I go look up where rollingstone.com is on the biggest website it was like number 35,000 I go look up where Pornhub is it was number 11 on the biggest so you call he goes well I don't know anybody at Pornhub I go you're my fucking manager fucking figure it out you're such a superstar i can't handle it so you call porn hub hi my name is wheeler walker i am a country musician that tells the truth people like my music i was wondering if i could debut my album on your website and they go we noticed

you're a high quality user and we'd love to get in business with you. Now Pornhub's thinking of ideas and thinking of ways to launch your next album, which is coming out November 30th, you said? Yep. Yeah, we'll do something cool. Like I said, you may see it going in. We don't know yet. Could we see you doing a commercial

for Pornhub or something like that in the near future? Further the relationship. Absolutely. I don't think they need it, but yeah. Do you need to advertise people fucking on the internet? Imagine Pornhub with a Super Bowl commercial. I think they did, didn't they? No.

I don't think the NFL would allow it. I honestly don't think the NFL would allow it. The only reason why they would do it is just to troll. That's the only reason why Pornhub i would do it number 11 biggest website of all time it's insane number 11 in the world yeah it's bigger than craigslist well craigslist took quite a hit there when they took the prostitution well even that but it's still like you know you want to compare that to fucking paste magazine shut up.

Are there any songs that are currently being created or being wrote? I'm trying to think what I was working on. There's some stuff that got There's a couple songs that I didn't record for this record that I like. There's one called His Penis Has Come Between Us. But I don't want to do breakup songs anymore because i'm i'm happily married you know

because you're in love i'm in love i love my wife i love my son is was that a decision that you made by yourself or was your wife and son a part of that decision just about the songs or the marriage just the songs yeah well marriage? Just the songs. Yeah, well, she's like, you know, you can't keep singing about this crazy shit. I go, I'm in love. I'll sing love songs, but I got to do it, you know, the Wheeler way, which is, you know, like one of the songs on the new record is called Still Ain't Sick of Fucking You. That's nice.

Which is, hey, that's a big part of a relationship. Yes. Well, that's what I was saying. It's like that's how I think about love. It's just like after like six months, that's a big part of a relationship, by the way. Yes. Well, that's what I was saying. It's like, that's how I think about love. It's just like, I was, after like six months, I was like, honey, you know, I fucked you for six months. I'm still ain't sick of it. You know?

And she's just like, I think that's what love is. I'm like, what the fuck? I had a friend who did a weekend in Morgantown and on Sunday he told us at brunch before we all left town that he thinks he's ready to get married because he did an entire weekend in morgantown and didn't want to do cocaine once so he thought he was ready for marriage sounds like someone i need to hang out with no it's just it's weird it's weird to like keep fucking the same person and not be sick of it you know that's very very true But that is the definition of marriage, you know, really.

Yeah, when you think about it. I was just like, you know, I don't want to fuck anybody else. And she's like, well, give me that fucking ring. So you did it. Congratulations. That's awesome. The pressure's on me from all angles. It's very wild.

You got someone right now? Yeah, I've been with a lady here for a couple years now. A couple years. That's about that time man walk wheeler i don't need your fucking bullshit all right i've had it from everybody else and she said i want to hear your love album though oh i'll write one for sure the other day she told me she'd be a tax break too so it's something i should think about she went the financial route oh yeah you get her health insurance maybe too. Yeah. All these things, Wheeler.

All these things. Yeah, you think the same way I think of, which is just like tax breaks, health insurance. I do love her, but still, there's some benefits. Who played your wedding? Fucking food. Actually, a buddy of mine played, just an old band, some friends of mine from

kentucky played and then i got on stage of course and made everyone go home yeah you performed at your own wedding well i just did i did a couple songs just for like you know i was like guess who's here you know of course i'm here my god damn guess who's here i just i just can't i can't watch another band play while i'm standing right there you know yeah because i mean you're a legend how are you just gonna watch some amateurs who up there and perform when you did not grab the guitar for a second i mean they were and plus they were just fucking stoned idiots they said um whenever you play a song like fuck you bitch do you still get emotional about it because now you're in love and that's about a time where you weren't at all

yeah it's weird it's kind of like i kind of finally understood why you know the eagles were Do you still get emotional about it? Because now you're in love, and that's about a time where you weren't at all. Yeah, it's kind of like I kind of finally understood why the Eagles were sick of playing Take It Easy or something, because the song doesn't mean anything to me anymore. The girls, I could give two fucks about that girl because I got this one now. Yeah, you don't care. But I do understand people, but I do get off on people enjoying it. Yeah, what about her dog, though? I think that was probably the line that I wrote. But I do understand people, but I do get off on people enjoying it, you know? Yeah. What about her dog, though? I think that was probably the line that-

Yeah, I still fucking hate her dog. There's a dog in the studio right now, by the way. Valerie? Oh, yeah. Hey, Valerie, what's up? She's asleep. I don't know why. She doesn't have headphones on, so she can't hear you.

It's a real shame, but that line about the dog was really the one that made me start laughing the hardest because it was like man a ricochet shot at the pet just out of nowhere it's but it's it's fun to listen to that old shit it's just like man i was i was in a fucking dark place back then you know now you're in a good place will you ever and now i'm in a good fucking place yeah will. Will Wheeler Walker ever sell out? You know what? I've had a bunch of people, a bunch of big-time country artists keep saying, you know, you sound good.

Why don't you just sing some clean fucking shit? And I was like, why am I? And I literally said, why am I going to sing clean fucking shit when you describe it as clean fucking shit? I'm just like, you know, it's like, you're not clean either, you know it's like you don't you don't you're not you're not clean either you know the the thought though that if you make something clean that it could get national play would bring more people to wheeler walker jr that is technically by definition though selling out

though wouldn't it be that would be here's my question if i do that right what are they gonna what's gonna happen when they hear all my old shit? It's not worth my time, you know? Like they're going to love some pretty ballad of mine that's all clean that I'm going to show up and play all the pussy you will sway. They're not going to know what's going on. It's like you're catfishing these people. Exactly.

I don't want to play tricks on people. I want people to dig what I'm selling out places on my own. I don't need that fucking clean shit. Now that you're happy and life's going great, when you look at yourself in the mirror, how do you keep that edge, the same edge you had when things weren't going great and you weren't so happy?

I talked to my business manager and that fucking... You have a business manager, a touring manager? Oh, yeah. By the way, no one ever told me that a fucking kid is goddamn expensive, either. $250,000, they say. 18 years, $250,000 at the minimum. Yeah, man. That's a lot of fucking T-shirts.

How is the merch business for old Wheeler Walker? It's good, but it's hard. It's like when I see that kid, I see him running around wanting fucking toys, man. I'm like, fuck. All I can think about is that's a lot of koozies. You have Wheeler on your guitar there. I don't know if that's been on. Do you have a guitar sponsorship now?

Yeah, I'm with Gibson, and they've been good to me. Oh, my God. I'd like to think of the Gibson Roundtable when they're thinking of the artists they're going to get behind. Like, all right, who's Fender got? All right, who do we got? We got ba-ba-ba, and then one. You know what? The thing is, at the end of the day, all they give a fuck about is numbers, and I outsell all these fuckers.

It's because you're real. Yeah, I mean, like, what are they going to do? Sponsor Dan and Shay or some shit? Who's Dan and Shay? Do I know who they are? They opened up a Rascal Flats this year. Are they good or what? Hey, the question's in the answer. Answer's in the question.

I mean, they opened up a Rascal Flats. That guy's got a buttery smooth voice, that guy, Rascal Flats. Butter. That's true. You knowy smooth voice, that guy, Rascal Flatts. Butter. That's true. You know, it's, you know. Well, I don't know what to say about them. Fuck them. All right, cool.

You want to play another song, Wheeler? You want to hear some of Fuck You Bitch for old time's sake? Yeah, I don't want to play. You know what? Why don't I play my new pop song? Oh, I like that a lot. Let's do that. From the new record.

Okay. Can you hear the guitar okay? Oh, yeah. It sounds beautiful. That Gibson guitar sounds beautiful. Thank you, Gibson. Thank you, Gibson. Some people smoke meth.

Some people smoke meth. Some people smoke crack. Some people snort coke. Off of Ricky's boss sack. I've tried them all. Don't get me wrong. The best high there is comes from a bomb. True.

I like smoking pot a lot. I like getting stoned alone. I like vaping weed indeed. I think edibles are incredible. I sure edibles are incredible.

I sure love them gummy bears. Hemp shampoo for my curly hairs. Rubbing cannabis low. Did he hang up? A lot. A lot. Did that come through? Oh, yeah, yeah.

The pause got me, though. The dramatic, artistic pause got me. I didn't expect it. Yeah, dramatic, artistic pause with bad internet. It's a bad... You said in that first line there, you've tried them all. Let's talk about that for a second. When did you get into the meth, um you know you have you try you know once you you got to try everything to see what you like i might know you what it was i was sitting around i had a couple batteries and some

and some uh and uh i had just shit lying around the house i had a bucket you know battery it's like i went on the internet just fucking was bored, made it, smoked it, sold it, blew my dick out. I guess you're just a modern day Walter White over there. Yeah, I guess I am. Wheeler, you're a fucking idiot.

WW3 coming out November 30 30th you can check it out hilariously talented wheeler walker uh porn hub i can't wait to see what you do there i can't wait to see you um your dick it seems like it sounds like i'm gonna see your dick you ain't gonna see my dick but you can you can hope that you can wish that and And I'm going to take that quote. I'm going to take that sentence out from this interview and post it online. Everybody can follow you at Wheeler Walker jr. Oh yeah. And you should, the dude is nonstop every day,

all day. Hilarious human. You want to play a little fuck you bitch on the way out here? Sure, sure, sure. That's where I need the capo. I was telling you about.

Oh, see, I don't really know what the fuck a capo is so fuck you bitch oh it sounds so good you broke my heart fuck your friends for tearing us apart fuck your dog i don't know hope he never comes home. Fuck you, bitch. Hope you wind up alone. We'll end the teaser for them to go out and get it. Ladies and gentlemen, Wheeler Walker Jr. Thank you so much, Wheeler. I appreciate you, man. Hey, man, you're the best you're the best man thanks again no you're the best dude i can't wait to listen there's no better way there's no way better way to spend four hours of my afternoon by the way that entire second half of the interview you just been frozen on the tv

just been frozen it's i haven't even really seen you. Do you think it worked? The sound will definitely work. The video didn't. So it was very much a close your eyes and act like I was in the room with you situation. It was good. All right, I don't need that. Yeah, I mean, you know how good looking I am.

Thank you, Wheeler. I appreciate you, buddy. You're the best, man. See you later. Keep crushing.