The Pat McAfee Show - PMS 2.0 018 - Wild Time To Be Alive.. ESPN Put Me On TV

Episode Date: November 1, 2018

On today's show, Pat breaks down his trip to Bristol and the ESPN campus and his gig on Get Up, and what he thought of the whole process, and discusses some of the different locations he checked out while in New York. The guys also chat about Logan Paul potentially fighting in the UFC, Whitey Bulger being killed in prison, all the political ads that have been running the last few months, and take a hard look at what board game Pat could potentially be playing tomorrow for his mybookie challenge. Also included is a conversation about Reese's setting up a trade-in machine for bad candy, and the guys do a deep dive into everything that happened up through the NFL trade deadline and what the impact has on all the teams involved. It's a good one. Come and laugh with us, cheers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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I'll be gone till November You tell my girl you I'll be gone till November I'll be gone till November I'll be gone till November You tell my girl you I'll be gone till November He's gone till right now. It's November 1st. It is November 1st. Welcome to the show. I am so thankful you want to be gone till November. He's gone till right now. It's November 1st. It is November 1st.

Welcome to the show. I am so thankful you choose to listen. This is the Pat McAfee Show. We got a lot to talk about. We have a great couple hour conversation, I think, coming up for you. I made my debut on ESPN. I'd never been on ESPN before. Ever.

If you had a friend who has been on ESPN, he's been on ESPN before me. If you had a friend who has been on ESPN, he's been on ESPN before me. I've had friends that have been on ESPN who aren't in sports that have been on ESPN before me for something they did in their backyards. I had never got a chance to be on ESPN. I got a tour of the Bristol campus, got a chance to talk to a lot of people, got a chance to be on Get Up, work next to the legend Greeny. It was awesome. It was a really cool experience, and we talk about it all coming right up.

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that is a recipe for success on the defensive side of the ball, let alone having the offensive MVP, kid genius Sean McVay calling the plays and Jared Goff in there making plays happen. I liked the LA Rams a lot. I have no clue how they get beat this year. Granted, the Packers almost did it if there wasn't a fumble, but I like the LA Rams a lot. In a tight game, playmakers at the end of the day will come up on top.

I got a lot of heat on the internet. Like good heat or bad heat? A lot of bad heat. Really? Which part? Oh, the Golden State Warriors have won championships. LA Rams lost in the first round of the playoffs. I'm like, it's a whole new team.

I didn't even respond to everybody. These are all the ESPN. This is the ESPN people, though. You know? I had a couple basketball players like tell me like don't don't compare it to the greatest nba team of all time i'm like it's basically the same fucking thing reigning offensive mvp reigning defensive mvp reigning coach of the year plus they added in dominican sue akib talib and marcus peters to the team that's

the same model basically his gold state warriors load it up with superstars and see what happens. Yeah. Golden State Warriors started somewhere. You're not saying that they are the Golden State Warriors in year three when they've won three championships. You're saying it's the beginning. Yeah. It's wild.

I didn't have time to answer all these people. I didn't have time. This is just like with the WWE, though. So what I started seeing was there's a lot of people and i was always a guy that wanted to be on espn right so it was like i hope i could one day get on espn you got a lot of people that are just blogging their lives away sports that want to get on espn so anytime they see somebody on espn they're like oh now it's time to tear this person it's just like well with wwe right i'm on that nxt pre-show panel which is literally

the bottomest bottom of WWE on TV stuff, but there's a lot of wrestling blogs that want to be on there. So as soon as I'm on there, it's very easy to be like, I hate this guy, blah, blah, blah. You lived out this information. Yeah, I'd have 10 minutes, fucker.

Excuse me. Excuse me. I had a lot of fun on there. Getting to work alongside the old greenie there yeah interesting man big fan of greenie he's an incredible reader i'm telling you i ain't never seen anybody read as good as that guy for a long time dude he there was some because they have teleprompters on every single camera and he's got scripts in front of him for sponsors voiceover highlights all that stuff there was some sentences there where I was like, that isn't a real sentence.

And he just skipped right through it like in a beautiful fashion, putting the proper emphasis. Yeah, the whole thing. He was really incredible. Watching him work was really cool to do. It was a really cool thing to watch him work. Did he have Purell behind the desk? So I didn't get to see that because he was on the other side there,

but he had these loafers on that were they had the green snakes on their black loafers with green snakes on they're very i've seen them at sax fifth and i've never bought them and i was like wow those are a lot of money when i saw so when i saw them in person today when he walked into the pre-show meeting well that dude's got a couple thousand on his feet oh you got them snakes you guys got a couple thousand on his feet right now they eventually showed your shoes from the side angle at the end i was like i was very excited to get the side spot yeah i was very excited i knew that was coming because they had me in that one behind the entire time in every photo i seen you told me hey jaylen always wears nice shoes because you will be seen so i look i did a

little research on the show every youtube YouTube clip, that side profile, you get to see the whole thing. So there for the final clip, they pull you guys out. I'm like, all the shoes? How awkward is it to look for the camera? Because at the end, I think no one knew what camera to look at. There's 10 cameras. So what I've been learning about everybody else's production versus ours,

and this goes to Fox, Bleacher Report, even Sports Illustrated. Even Sports Illustrated's operation. They all have so much better production and so many more cameras flying around. It's very interesting. It's very, very interesting. But it makes sense on why their stuff looks so nice. Well, they probably had a professional come in there

and lay out the set for them. Bro. Hey, man, this drop ceiling will probably be good. Yeah, it'll work. Does it make you finish it quicker? probably had like a professional come in there and lay out the set for them and we just bro hey man this drop ceiling will probably be good yeah that'll work are you does it make you finish it quicker the the studio that they built in new york it's in a park called seaport uh-huh i love that place it's lower manhattan yes it's gorgeous gorgeous that is it's like you're not even in new york city i saw zero homeless people beating their dick no homeless people masturbating no homeless people pooping anywhere i it was like clean it was quiet i was sam and i were walking down cobblestone streets last night yeah cobblestone

streets into an ice cream place called big gay ice cream okay oh i got a little cookie dough from the big gay ice cream folks i saw a gourmet pizza pie on that IG story. I'll tell you what. We walked right into an Italian place. They spoke no English. The menu had no English on it. It was more Italian than Little Italy, the place we were in. Did you tell them you were Italian?

No, I didn't. They knew. Oh, okay. That's good. That's good to make sure. They knew. Sam ordered Alfredo sauce. He's a day walker.

Easy, easy. John Schnatter. John Schnatter. Sam ordered Alfredo sauce. He's a day walker. Yeah, easy, easy. John Schnatter. John Schnatter. Sam ordered Alfredo sauce, white sauce. Oh, yeah. It's normally not a thing. Normally not a thing. Now you get a nice red.

And I had to kick her underneath the table. Like, hey, you're giving us up here that we're not Italian. You know what I mean? Like, this is a bad situation. And they're like, absolutely, we have that. And I'm like, oh, you guys have adapted a little bit. That's good. Probably more Americans come in here. That's probably a good idea, by the way. They're like, yeah. And have that. I'm like, oh, you guys have adapted a little bit. Probably more Americans come in here.

That's probably a good idea, by the way. They're like, yeah. And then I ordered the margarita pizza. I was like, is there any way? And it's called Pizz, P-I-Z-Z-E. I was very confused, very confused. Is this pizza? Is this pizza?

Since she already ordered Alfredo, I got a lot of questions. Is this fucking pizza? And then I ordered the margarita. And I was like, can I put meat on there? And they're like, yeah, absolutely. Sausage. And then they said some other meat. And they're like, it's like a pepper.

It's like a peppery meat. I'm like, like pepperoni. They're like, exactly like pepperoni. I'm like, yeah, I'll take the pepperoni. I would like a pepperoni pizza. That's what I would like. They're like, you got it. They went back there.

It was on the fucking brick oven. Sam got this ravioli. It was so good. That seaport, I don't want to be telling too many people, but that is, I could live there. Now, I understand why people like New York City if they live in that part of New York City. It was beautiful.

Didn't know that existed in New York. It was beautiful. There's one part that they had a bar that was just in the middle of the street. That was a shutdown area. It's a seaport area a bar that was just in the middle of the street. That was a shutdown area. It's a seaport area. They had a bar in the middle of the street. It had music on it.

People were just hanging around there. It was awesome. I'm telling you, it was awesome. Do a lot of the dudes on the show commute in, or do they live around there? I don't know, to be honest. Greeny, I guess, he lives in New York City. He's from New York City. Yeah, I knew that. lives in New York City. He's from New York City. Yeah, I knew that.

Which I did not know. He's from New York City. Big Jets guy. Yep. I can't say enough how impressive he was. I'm telling you, there was shit flying, and he was very calm, cool, and collected. It was like watching somebody who's really good.

Yeah, like a consummate professional. Yeah, like you're watching somebody who's legit. He's like Ron Burgundy. Yes. Right right to the point reads the prompter yeah well i don't let's not say that because there's a lot of things that aren't on the teleprompter he has to do but he just had so much i don't want to say control of every situation but he never felt flustered it never it was very impressive and damian woody and steven. Smith got after it. They got after it. I was dying of laughter during it. I met Damian Woody and Dominique there for the first time in the pre-show meeting.

Damian Woody made me laugh very, very, very, very hard. And everybody was so nice. I didn't even expect Stephen A. Smith. I saw him make his entrance into the building and then into the studio so flawlessly just getting into a verbal joust within three minutes it was very it was very cool as a kid every everybody grew up watching yes yeah everybody anybody that says they didn't is just lying it was very cool to go to bristol to their 16 building two different towns what so it's not just bristol anymore it's also southington southington i think it's the other town because the campus is so large now.

It's two towns. It spans two towns. 16 buildings. Did you hit up that cafeteria? Yep, I did. It's not free. What? It's not free. Really? I was mind blown. I was just ordering give me a double burger and American cheese and bacon on there. Thank you so

much. And I started looking around and I started seeing numbers next to things. I'm like, is that the amount of carbs? Is this carbs? Is this a big keto place here? How does this burger have 450 carbs? How does that make sense? And the person was there.

I said, no, you got to pay. I was like, for what? They're like, your food. And I was like, you all pay? They're like, yeah. I'm like, for some reason, I don't think you guys should be paying. And the guy was like, you know what? I never thought of it. I'm like, for some reason, I don't think you guys should be paying. And the guy was like, you know what?

I never thought of that. I'm like, wait, wait, wait. I don't want to be the reason why there's some revolution. Unionize. Unionize. Strike. Fucking McAfee.

If McAfee comes here one day and just starts talking about how we shouldn't pay, you know what? We agree. It was so nice. Everybody was so nice. But is it normal for that

to pay for that, you think? Any place I've worked at, yeah. Yeah, that's what I said. I think it's only like Google. And Colts. And the NFL.

In the place that we went and spoke, I spoke at that Roche place. That food's all free for those people. So I think I've just been in places, you know.

People that like their employees, probably. Right. Big shot. No, I mean, I was one of those. Catering at WWE is free, but that might be a little different.

I think everywhere I've ever been. Yeah, that was free. Everywhere I've ever... Because I was so confused on why I was so mind-boggling. Everybody was like, no, no, this is normal. And I was like, this is weird to me. I don't know why everybody's paying for all their... I guess there's been stories in the past of people trying to steal stuff.

Because they made me open the thing. You get like a cardboard... To hold a show, yeah. You have to show what you got. We used to do that artwork, too. They write on the top what it is, and then they force me to open it. I'm like, is somebody lying? By the way, let's say that.

What are you going to do? What are you going to do? Put that burger back. What is that? I've done it. You sneak a few things underneath the fries or underneath the sandwich. Food was delicious. Classic high school move.

Hey, that food was delicious. I can only imagine. It was really good. It was really, really good. Was Feinbaum there the entire time you were there? He seems like he's a character, too. That guy, he's coming on the show at some point. Oh, nice.

He's the voice of the SEC. He is. I told him that we used to have an intern here who basically thought of him as god and he said that that had happened here later in my career it wasn't always like that it was it was really a big day college football playoffs came out yep yeah um the way they've been able to turn that into a cool like uh marketing thing is very interesting like their marketing right now college footballoff, which is months and months away. Or as if it was right now. So everybody is talking about it as if it's right now.

That's genius. Every Tuesday, man. Absolutely genius. It is absolutely genius. And whenever you start seeing the things behind the scenes about, it's very cool to kind of watch it all kind of play out, you know?

Well, the next best thing, the playoffs are a playoff race. Correct. That's the, you know, that gets all the hype going. That's true. I said I don't love the college football playoff

because I like more win, lose, and go home type. I wish they could do an NFL playoff system. I wish they could do that. They're about to. I think at some point, I don't want to say there's too much money, but there's too much on the line not to. They're going to go six or eight very soon. Well, I think the six is definitely inevitable,

but if they could get like an 11-12 team in there. I would love it. It would be awesome. Those 16, I don't give a fuck. What's that? Wouldn't they want to do that though? So they're worried that, and I learned this today, while I was on the show, while everybody else was talking.

So it was wow. And Herbie said it on this show, Herb Street said it on this show, about how every week matters. So basically they see every week as a playoff game as opposed to just the playoffs, if that makes sense. Yeah. Which makes sense until you see like Ohio State lose to Purdue, and then if Ohio State wins out, they're going to be in anyway.

So it's like I enjoy the thought of like win or go home. Like I'm a big fan of back against the wall. Like let's make a play. Because then you really see if UCF, who has had a poor schedule, their schedule is terrible, but they don't lose. So if you put them in a game, are they a team, no matter what their skill level is, that they're going to win? And then that creates its own story.

But to do that, there's so much that has to happen because then that extends into February probably. Yeah, it extends in a long time. And these kids are students. They don't want it to become the regular season to become college basketball regular season. It doesn't matter. But March Madness, I think, makes up for all of it

because it's the most beautiful. But if there's eight teams, every game matters because if you lose one, you're going to probably still be okay. But if you lose two, you're going to probably still be okay. But if you lose two, you're out. Yeah. Well, no, because there was talk of a two-loss team going in. If LSU, I guess, is a two-loss team, there's a chance that they could get in. Yeah, because they lost to Florida.

And if they lose to Bama and then they win out, then maybe, yeah. I was trying to listen to all the theories today. I was trying my best to keep up with all of them. But, boy, there's a lot of them. In my head, too, though, I feel like if you have an underdog like kind of went all like that'd be worth like the whole thing it'd be awesome would it be though and it would be the only way I just think there's so much value not even the underdog but in having a team like in Alabama or in Ohio State or one of these major schools being able to play multiple games in a playoff so I I know that

the the job of me on that ESPN today was to talk about sports and things like that. But I just wanted to say, it doesn't matter. As long as Tua is at Alabama, they might as well have a playoff for second place. I think you should have. I was thinking of it, but it's not my... I was brought in to talk NFL.

I didn't want to cuck Paul Feinbaum. But I almost wanted to say, the playoff does not matter. Tua has not played into the second half yet. He's got 45 touchdowns, zero interceptions or something like that. They might as well just not play the rest of the season because they might

get injured and just give them the national championship. So LSU is the number three team in the country. They're playing on Thursday night. Saturday. Saturday, yeah. Saturday night. But Alabama's 14-point favorites against the number three team in the country. On the road. And hammer Alabama. Hammer Alabama because I think that's a team that Saban will keep Tua in against.

Oh, yeah. Because that's like a rival, probably a lot of competing recruits. So if you win by 40, it's a lot better than just winning by 7 or 10. And I think they keep Tua in there the whole game. And we haven't seen how this guy plays in the fourth quarter. With a tired defense. We haven't even seen Tua against a tired defense yet. And let's hope he's in good shape.

But that Alabama, that thing, they also have a free cafeteria. Yeah, they have $15 million. And that's it, WVU. WVU, we have free food. No, but down in the... Not for students. I was going to say, they work that into your tuition. You don't actually physically pay for it, but you're paying for it somewhere else.

Oh, it's like the all-inclusive stuff. Like we had a card you just swiped, and you ate, so you didn't actually have to give cash, but you were paying for it. We called it Flex. We were out of Flex. Flex box, yeah. So it was in Iowa and Duquesne? Same term there?

It's pretty standard everywhere, yeah. My shit was unlimited. What have I done? You did it right. You did it right. We were all suckers. No, remember, I got a loan. I got $40,000 in loans.

I'm still saying you did it right. Just to party. I knew that. You did it right. Just to party um what is this loan for books no the commercial was basically targeted right to me don't have to ask no questions yeah it's like get your money tomorrow basically i'm like get i can get my money this weekend we got a big weekend 877 the cash now 877 cash now that is that is no I don't

it was another one there it was another fraudulent loan company that went out of business that somebody else bought up their debt it was it was a wild scene there

but that's like the all-inclusive stuff whenever anytime I go to an all-inclusive resort I try to figure out okay how many drinks do I have to have

to get back to even with this place how much food do I have to eat to get back to even with this place how much food do i have to eat to get back to even with this place and it's a constant struggle of trying to beat them because i think they put shit in there that like clogs you up oh yeah oh the food does for sure like cruises i think they do on cruises and all inclusive resource they put stuff in the food so you can't shit there's not a lot of alcohol in the drink so you always order a double but i always get my money back there.

Double with a floater on top. That's why they make you eat on the deck too. So you feel like self-conscious while you're eating. You worked on a cruise ship. Yeah, that's a true thing. You hustlers. So you walk out, you see all these like beautiful people like sunbathing. I've never been on a cruise with beautiful people.

Yeah, me either. But they put stuff in the food, right, that makes you shit? Oh, it's like heavy carbs. Everything's heavy carbs there. So you can't shit. Yeah, exactly. And you get filled up very quickly. And you fill up faster. That's a really good call.

That's what they need to be doing up there at ESPN. Well, they're paying for it. I would like to say it was a beautiful setup, though. I mean, you saw everybody. I saw everybody. Everybody was there because they had a basketball conference. I saw Jay Billis the night before. Oh, yeah, Jay Will was with you today, too.

Love Jay Will, by the way. No Jalen Rose today? No Jalen Rose. That's too bad. I like him. Jay Will, though, I guess he follows me on Twitter. He's a good guy, yeah. So I didn't meet.

He wasn't at the pre-show meeting. So whenever they did the pan shot when I was waving, I was standing next to him. He stands next to me. And we're about 90 seconds till we're on air or whatever. And he's like, what are we doing? I'm like, I don't have a fucking clue. I was like, well, I don't know.

He was like, I'm Jay. I'm Pat. Nice to meet you or whatever. I was like, the way you shoot those half-court shots, it's so impressive. It's like you know they're going in. It's one of the most impressive things I've ever seen. When it hits the internet, you literally call it.

And he's like, well, that's all I shoot. They should go in. I was like, you know, I was in a Harlem Globetrotters game one time in Indianapolis to raise some money. And they have a half-court shooting expert. He went one for five or something like that. I think you're better than the Harlem Globetrotters guy. So if this all fails, at least you know you can be a fucking Globetrotter.

And then literally they're like, two, one, we were on. And he's just dying laughing. And he does this, I don't know what to do with my hand. And then they take the camera away and he daps me up and he's like, I can't wait for today.

I was like, me too, J. Will. Nice talking to you. And then the green room, he came after me for not following him. So I said, man, we should get in touch or whatever. He's like, yeah, I follow you. If you ever follow me back, maybe we'll get in touch. I was like, you.

Awkward moment. Walking around New York City on Halloween is crazy. Was everyone dressed up? Well, that's the thing. Is it Wednesday? Is it Wednesday or is it Halloween? Is it Wednesday or is it Halloween? Is it Wednesday or is it Halloween? I saw this human walk by me wearing his outfit.

And I was like, is that because it's Halloween? Or would this human dress on an everyday basis? That's the best. Is it Wednesday or is it Halloween? With a lot of them, I had no idea. There was a couple people that looked like they were rolling on some drugs, dressed up in onesie outfits, walking around. Winslow.

Possibly. That lower Manhattan place, we did a little sightseeing, too. A little financial district? Yeah, I went through the Wall Street there. I saw the home of democracy. Oh, really? Where George Washington was sworn in. It was the birthplace of democracy, is what they called it.

Pretty nice there. I saw the bull there on Wall Street. Everybody was the birthplace of democracy is what they called it. Pretty nice there. I saw the bull there on Wall Street. Everybody was just crowding around that thing. There was this girl. I don't know who the little girl is. There's like a bull, a raging bull statue. And then I'll say 10 yards up, there's this little girl statue looking at the bull.

And nobody gave a fuck about that girl. I don't know what she does it has to be something i assume we can google this because i think they go hand in hand together but nobody cares about the little girl it's kind of interesting so where does she fit in the society i don't know she's staring at the bull though the bull is staring at her and there's like 10 yards in between them 15 yards in between them and everybody just wants a picture with the bull this girl should stand here all by herself the statue of this girl she's called the fearless 10 yards in between them, 15 yards in between them. And everybody just wants a picture with the bull. This girl is just standing there all by herself. This statue of this girl is just standing there all by herself.

She's called the fearless girl. Because she's standing right in front of the bull? Yeah. And what does that have to do with Wall Street? You go bigger, you go home. Does she represent all the investors? Oh, no. Here we go.

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She makes a difference with the she being both a descriptive pronoun and the funds NASDAQ ticker symbol. I would like it to be known. We know that. Yeah. We know that. But ain't none of the motherfuckers taking pictures of that bull. They were just stepping on that plaque would like it to be known. We know that. Yeah. We know that. But none of the motherfuckers take a picture of that bull.

They were just stepping on that placard to try to get to the bull. That was sad. That's fucked up. It was a sad situation. I ate like four pieces of pizza. That's fine. I walked by a guy named Giorgio.

He was working the thing himself. Giorgio's Pizza. I was like, are you Giorgio? He said, yeah. I said, well, I got to eat your pizza. That's why you have to. This is your fucking place. Your name is on the goddamn sign. You're paying $75,000 a month.

Ain't no chain pizza. Guy's name was Giorgio and he was working the grill on the road and it was Giorgio's Pizza. I told Sam, if this guy is Giorgio, I was like, do you know Giorgio? He said, I am Giorgio. I was like, I'll take a pepperoni.

I don't know how much you're paying here, but here's $3.99. It was very average pizza. And then I stopped. There was a place called Majestic Pizza. Had to stop at that. Great word. Great word. I was like, you guys got the best name of any of the pizza places.

They're like, thank you. And then they didn't speak any English. That's how you knew it was good. It was very good. I had like four pieces of pizza today you knew it was good it was very good i had like four pieces of pizza today and it was a uh it was a wild scene how was the uh 9-11 memorial it's cool man i hate it's hard not to have a little hate in your heart when you go there though i'm being serious when i say that it's very peaceful and there's like a lot of like uh reflection and

it does a lot of perspective putting but it's hard not to be like these motherfuckers, you know, because the space is wide open. So just, and not that New York needs more buildings, but just like thinking like, here are the two baddest buildings basically on earth that controlled everything that we had going on. And it was just, it's just, I don't want to say hate in your heart, but it's hard not to be like,

I wish everybody got along so this shit wouldn't have to happen. When you're there the freedom tower is so big so big i got dizzy a couple times looking up at buildings i was trying to like take a photo of this one building it's impossible it is impossible it is impossible and i just look i got like i'm like holy shit the building that trump's name is on in that financial district, 927 feet tall. Wow. It was the tallest building in the financial district until the Twin Towers, and he bought it. That's hilarious.

That is a hilarious thing. Because I guess he just bought the naming rights to buildings. That was his move. So instead of getting billboards, which just put your name on top of a building, is a hilarious troll. And always find the tallest one. Hilarious troll. I think we should start doing a year and a half. That's my new bucket list.

Get Diggs. I get rich enough to put my name on top of a fucking skyscraper. Is it going to be at Diggs with a Z? No, no, no. Oh, it'll definitely be a Z on there. Because I'm also buying the Twitter account at D-I-G-S. Oh, you think you're going to be able to buy that guy out? Yeah, yeah.

I don't think so. That guy stands for something. If I'm a guy, it's a company. You got no chance. It's a fearless bull, Leander. You got no chance of that. Yeah, it felt like it was a pretty good day. Yeah.

It felt like it was a pretty good day. It seemed like it. Yeah. It was a pretty good day. Long meetings, though, man. I ain't never sat through seven, eight meetings straight, back to back to back to back, shaking hands with people. But once you start meeting, like, oh, this guy is the head of radio for ESPN.

And he's like, oh, I love listening to your show. I'm like, oh, that's very nice of you. I feel like you say that to everybody. And he was like, no. And then he mentioned the pub. Which is absurd. Absolutely. It's absolutely absurd.

He was a very cool guy. We can bring the pub to ESPN. I don't know if that's going to be a pretty good show. We'll build it into the set. It'll be like the barbershop show. You guys will be standing behind the bar at the pub. That'll be where your mics are. With no microphones.

Oh, no, with microphones, yeah. So the pub got a little recognition up there. That's awesome. I started laughing. I very much started laughing. out a little recognition up there that's awesome i started laughing i very much started laughing like in my head i was like oh this they i could already feel connor losing his mind what was his name i'm the founder the founder what's that good marketing by you guys it really is good marketing by you guys yeah we got some marketing

coming tonight for Halloween. Well, I guess this is what it was yesterday. That thing's going to get condemned, though, that house. It could. We're doing some upgrades right now. Bro, every video I see of a floor collapsing, I'm just like, you guys are fucking next, bro. No doubt might happen.

Are we allowed to do the upgrades? Not yet. What are you guys doing? Evan was going to tell us, and then Zito said no. No, so we got our old roommate stuff out of the house. So we have a whole new another room. We're going to build a bar. We're going to have a TV.

Why are you building a bar in somebody else's house? It's going to be like a sports section. It's going to be an easy bar. When he says build a bar, we're buying a Goodwill hard dollar. Hey, Zito. Connor is shaking his head. No, no, we're doing it real. No, he doesn't understand the worth of money.

Zito, don't worry about it. You're not going to be a part of any of it. Oh, take it easy, Nick. I got a good lawyer. I got a good lawyer. Nick's not even in his sling anymore. Yeah, it's kind of weird. He's leaning on his clavicle right now.

Well, I heal fast. Like Adrian Peterson. You're on that growth. Don't worry. I got x-rays. I got proof. I got witnesses. I got all I need.

I respect that. So if you guys do make it past Halloween, let's assume you guys don't get caught up in any terrible candy handout situations. We actually left a bucket outside of candy. Only take one? Yeah. That's hilarious.

In a spaghetti pot. That's all you can do. That's all you can do. It's tough. Halloween's right now. Trick-or-treating is going on as we speak. People still do it. Oh, yeah.

I said yesterday on Heartland Radio, Eric and I had to sign up on an app that we were going to be handing out candy so the kids knew to come to our house. You are doing that? Oh, yeah. Well, she is. Why would you ever sign up for such a thing? She loves Halloween, man.

The party was awesome, I heard. We talked about that on Tuesday. Good party. Everybody's carving pumpkins now on the internet. I think I'm past the big smile with the pumpkin inside the mouth. Did you see the For the Brand ones? There was a couple For the Brand ones I've seen. Phil made a For the Brand one.

Respect that. I respect the For the Brand ones a lot. But the smile with the little one inside of it. Yeah, it's so 1998. There was one on the street at Seaport. I saw it. I saw Chris Pratt post a picture. He did one like that. Be better. Chris, you're better? Yeah, it's so 1998. There was one on the street at Seaport. I saw it. I saw Chris Pratt post a picture. He did one like that.

Be better. Chris, you're better. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Chris, you're supposed to be a funny guy. Be better. I only do one pumpkin and one pumpkin only, and it's a smoking guy. I like that one.

Because you shade out the smoke. I don't want to say you shade it out, but you take a couple layers off, so it's a little bit different. Faint of a light. That always makes me feel like I'm like Bob Ross. Like a real fucking light. I recently looked up Chris Pratt's workout

because I was like, oh, he was fat and then got in shape. I could probably do the same. It's like an eight-hour-a-day workout. Yeah, like The Rock. I think The Rock works out for five hours a day. I don't know how he does it. The Rock makes 45 movies, too. How does he have enough time in the day? I don't know how he does it. The Rock makes 45 movies, too. How does he have enough time in the day?

I don't get it. They just make you think they're busier than they really are. They do a lot of self-promoting. Yeah, but if you look at the pictures of them, if you look at the pictures of The Rock... I'm not talking about working out. I mean other. They work out a lot,

and then they make you think they're doing a lot of other work. It looks like they're in public, though, a lot. Huh? I could be wrong. What do I know? Vinny wasn't that busy. Yeah, he had a lot of time on his hands. Vinny did have a lot of time on his hands.

Yeah. Maybe that's the life. It's just working out. Vinny looked terrible. He had a bad body. Yeah, he did. He did. Vinny Chase.

He also wasn't a good actor either. He started a fucking Mentos commercial. He was Aquaman. That's the measuring stick. I guess you never saw Queens Boulevard. No, I did see Queens Boulevard. They shit-canned smokejumpers. What are you talking about?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That wasn't a concussion. Listen, now that I know a little bit more about Hollywood, I think that was some behind-the-scenes work happening to screw over Vinny Chase. He went through his own stunts. Yeah. He went through his own stunts. Well, yeah.

I mean, that gives me a little bit more respect for him, but I think he was getting screwed over Vinny Chase. He might do his own stunts. Yeah. He might do his own stunts. Well, yeah. I mean, that gives me a little bit more respect for him, but I think he was getting screwed over behind the scenes. If you had to choose one of those movies to be real, what movie would you choose? Five Towns.

Queen of Bolivar? Not my town. Not any of my towns. Yeah, probably that. I'd probably pick The Pablaska Boy. No, it was terrible. No, Medellin.

It was terrible. Yeah, Medellin. That trailer went real good. They got bad reviews. Terrible. They didn't even stay for the credits. I'll tell you what. I've had enough Pablo Escobar, I think.

With the narcos and all that shit. Not yet. And then the documentaries behind it and all that stuff. But if somebody comes out with something good with Pablo Escobar, I'm going to tune in. It's just the way it is.

Like, if that Medellin thing came out, I would watch it. And as soon as it went up onto Netflix or whatever, I'm going to tune in. It's just the way it is. Like if that Medellin thing came out, I would watch it. And as soon as it went up on the Netflix or whatever, I would watch it. As soon as it would pop up, I'd be like, yep, we're watching. Just like the Gotti movie with Travolta. I couldn't wait for it to get up. Everybody told me how terrible it was. This is going to be awful.

As soon as it popped up on my screen, I couldn't click fast enough. Some of those people I'm so intrigued by. Just so intrigued by. I saw a Rolls Royce today from like the 20s. Awesome. Oh, you took a picture of it, right? I took a picture of it. Oh, that was sweet.

Think about who owned that, though. The amount of people that had to own that. That's a very expensive car. Yes. There's some big money people swinging around in that car. Or dead people. There's a lot of dead bodies probably in the back of that car. Probably.

I've seen a lot. There was some of that Rockefeller money back then. Oh, he built all the pipes. Yeah. Maybe one of the Corneggies. But Pablo Escobar has become quite the enterprise. There's a bunch of, if you go through Netflix, like every third movie is about Pablo Escobar,

Pablo Escobar's girlfriend, and Pablo Escobar's wife. Yep. You're like, what the fuck? I watch them all. Netflix is big into drugs. I watch them all. Drugs and murder. Netflix is big into drugs and murder.

Drugs does numbers. They get it. They scratch me where I itch. I'll watch anything I get. I enjoy, I just enjoy the mind of those terrible humans. Like fucking Whitey Bulger. Oh, rest in peace. I hope he rests terribly, actually.

I do, I do. I'm an Irish guy, so I think I'm supposed to respect what he did. But it sounds like the Italians got him. Todd tried think I'm supposed to respect what he did. Yeah. But it sounds like the Italians got him. Todd tried hitting up his contacts to see how he died. Yeah. I got a buddy that's a Secret Service agent in Boston, and I texted him. I'm like, Danny, how did Waddy Bulger die? I know you know.

No text. He was like, who the fuck is this? He got a new phone, lost my number, whatever. So I get some of the comas. He's like, how the fuck do you think I would know? I could just stand in front of a trash can for four days while the president drives through one time. So he did not know, though? No, he didn't know.

I think it was the Italians. That's the story going on. It was the mafia. Mafia hired him. And I guess the three people have died in that jail in the last seven months, I guess. So that jail is a place you go to die. That just shows Italian contracts never go. Well, West Virginia, I think Pittsburgh kind of runs into West Virginia.

I think there's a lot of Italians in West Virginia as well. That's where Florio's from. So the mob just kills Whitey as soon as he gets there. Like, this fucking McFuck. They put padlocks in pillowcases. Fucking old school. So it was a hard, it was a long... That's how he died?

Yeah, put padlocks in pillowcases. They beat the shit out of him like Step Brothers? That came out. That came out? Yeah. I was looking at it today because I wrote a blog about it. Yeah, you did. Yeah.

By the way, we're bloggers now. Yeah. Let's go. I like watching you guys blog, by the way. It's awesome. I enjoy it. Every once in a while, go in there and check out padlockshow.com. Blog launching very soon. Right now, we're just testing out the site testing it

out to see if it can handle it we seem to be doing well yeah but whitey bulger because of the departed because of black mass yeah because he was on a run for 20 years just like papa escobar we kind of like we paint up this picture of these terrible humans and then when they die like people were actually sad that whitey bulger died and then when they die like people were actually sad that whitey bulger died and then i watched an interview of this lady who her husband was murdered by whitey bulger and she was pouring champagne and her child was like 12 13 year old or something like that awesome yeah i was like oh that kind of puts it in perspective this dude was a terrible human whitey's the reason we have the UFC. What?

It's a true story. Whitey Bulger? Yeah. Dana White had a boxing gym in South Boston during the time of Bulger's reign. And to kick kids off the street, they would teach kids how to box. He and his business partner, because he was a boxing trainer.

So, well, at that time, you wanted to have a business in South Boston. You had to pay tax to Whitey Bulger. For yeah so yeah so not extortion nothing like that just protection just in case just in case some mobster was going to come in and fuck you over and you would protect you yeah so whitey sends his right hand man that kevin weeks in and eventually and he says hey man you've been operating for a while been skating you owe us owe us $2,500. And he's like, I don't have $2,500. And he's like, well, you're going to need to come up with it. And that went

on for like a week or two. And then finally he gets a phone call from Kevin Weeks, Dana does, and he says, you've got until noon tomorrow to pay this $2,500. So Dana White said, I just packed up all my shit and moved to Las Vegas. And that's where he met the Fertitta brothers

and fell in love with the UFC. Is this real? That's a real story. Everything you say now, I just want to say fiction. No, he was on The Herd. Dana White told the story on The Herd. That's crazy. That's insane. That's fucking incredible. Do we have $2,500 for this guy by noon tomorrow?

I'm going to Vegas. I'm going to drive. I'm going to drive. Are you going to talk to this guy or I'm getting out of here? That's awesome. Yeah, so that's how he ran into this dying UFC organization thing. He was like,

I think I can do something with that. I got these rich friends I just made. Boom. He was living in their basement, I think. I think he was living in the Fertitta basement with a boxing gym thing. And now the UFC is obviously a multi-billion dollar company.

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and right now we are taking our asses right back into a great conversation the ufc is intriguing because joe rogan right is the biggest podcast on earth and he's the voice of them there's something coming out and i found this interesting you sent me the the news clip about it yeah cm punk right right they always these celebrities going and fighting ufc cm punk gets his ass kicked absolutely handed to him but he loved it he respected the sport and kept him moving joe rogan said something along the lines of cm punk should not be loved back in the ufc but he's intrigued by logan. Yeah, which blew my mind because I'm like, Logan Paul, what the fuck? And so I looked into it. Turns out Logan Paul was like finished fifth his senior year in the state of Ohio in wrestling,

which is like next to Iowa. That's like the biggest wrestling state, which means he probably could have went on if he wasn't getting famous on YouTube and been a dominant Division One college wrestler. And then he, he talked about when he boxed that KSI, the other, the British YouTuber about like he knew how to throw a punch. He knew spacing.

He understood timing. So I went back and I watched it and I'm like, yeah, it looks like he can fucking do something. So you think Joe Rogan watched that pay-per-view and he watched that fight with that other YouTuber and he was like, I don't want to be the guy that says this this kid this is this wild kid on the on youtube could probably be a really

good fighter and he's quoted dana white because dana white was asked about because logan paul publicly stated i would want to i want to be in the ufc so dana white's like man i cannot let him in the ufc i would be arrested if I let him in the UFC because it's too dangerous for him. And then Joe Rogan on his podcast was like, what the fuck are you talking about? You let CM Punk in who had never done any form of fighting

before. Logan Paul's a way better fighter than him and he sold one million buys on his own fighting some other YouTuber. He's going to bring so much trash. Maybe Logan Paul hires you. You buy me out? No, I buy you out.

Those Paul brothers. Numbers. Did you know he was that good of a wrestler? I didn't know. His brother, I guess, were badass wrestlers the whole life. They looked athletic. They look athletic, but you never, they were pretty good shapes. They look athletic, but you never know if somebody's just Instagram shape or athletic shape.

I think those are the two different things these days. People want Instagram shape or are you actually athletic shape? And that's interesting to hear, though. Yeah, because I was thinking about it. I was reading it was like 50-50. And he's young, right? 23? Yeah, 26 maybe?

24? He's 26 years old. Morgan's the older one. Okay jake's the younger one i think he's 26 which is still he's got plenty of time hell yeah where sim punk was 40 so fucking yeah but i was i was looking at the haters inside ufc stuff that were like opposed by for it and i was like this is the same thing like when you went into comedy like some people inside comedy were fucking hating on it because they felt like you were short cutting the system but they were missing the big picture

like you literally had thousands, tens of thousands of people that came to your shows who likely had never been to stand up never seen comedy in Indiana and you were good and that's the difference between Logan Paul and CM Punk and you and other celebrities who have tried comedy is you both have talent and you're good. Right?

So then people were like, stand-up comedy is awesome. And now it builds. Stand-up comedy builds. Logan Paul can do the same thing for mixed martial arts. Yes. He can raise the bar for UFC viewership by bringing in a whole new demo because he has all this massive audience and he's going to be good. Why wouldn't he want to do it by himself, though?

That's the question. And it may happen because what Dana said. It pissed off Logan Paul. Oh, no, you don't piss off the Paul. And then he got, see, he's friends with Uriah Faber, kind of, who's a pretty famous crossover guy. California kid. Yeah.

So he has this fighter, Sage Northcutt, who's a fucking awesome up and comer who's a pretty famous crossover guy. California kid. Yeah. So he has this fighter, Sage Northcutt, who's a fucking awesome up-and-comer who's not signed by anybody. So he's like, maybe we'll just have Sage and fucking... So he's probably going to get some big contract for his fighter to fight him and they'll get two million views without the UFC

and outdo any fight the UFC's had. So now Bellator has to compete with Logan Paul because Dana White. Bellator's just sitting there like, hey, Dana. Come on. Why you got to piss people? Why you got to have people come after our spot? We're the WCW. Now you're going to bring in another one.

I think Dana will cave. But I thought it was an interesting parallel as I read into it, what you went through, breaking into comedy. Well, because grapplers are the way grapplers are that's fighting yeah that's the easiest like if you're a really good grappler that's the easiest if you only have one thing to build on for numerous reasons by the way yeah you know how to work yeah you know the conditioning is terrible you're not scared to be in very uncomfortable positions which is what it is after rolling with those dudes a couple times jiu-jitsu was having not being able to breathe for like 35 seconds is just a normal thing yeah and i assume in wrestling that's a very standard

operation exactly so good for logan paul yeah i hope he does it man now i'm a fan i didn't really you know i knew he was huge and i respected what he had done but i never really looked into him very much and now i'm like a big fucking fan. Now they get the cops going on every other day. Those dudes are lunatics. So Todd, you buy their next event? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Why are people talking about not buying Phil and Tiger, by the way? Why are people talking about that? I have no idea.

I talked to somebody I think it was at a restaurant, maybe in an airport on my way to Connecticut because I missed my flight. Yeah. I heard that. Good haircut, though. Great haircut. This is an airport on my way to connecticut because i missed my flight yeah good haircut though great haircut this is an airport fade bro i got an airport fade guy's name was joe good guy old guy office or what no he seems to be there's one chair in there i've seen that barbershop in the airport before because whenever i was going to get on a plane it's before you even get into the airport basically it's at the edge i saw the spinning the yellow or the white red blue not yellow

and i always wonder like why the fuck is there a barber shop in the airport this is stupid and then i get to united check-in desk about 49 minutes before my flight 49 minutes before my flight first class no big deal. So I get in the first class check-in line, and I sit there for seven minutes. Seven minutes. There's only three workers. There's like 50 people.

So I'm literally just sitting there. I get up to the thing to check in. I go, and they're like, you got to have your bag in 45 minutes before your flight. I was like, well, I was here. I was here. It was like when you're battlingdonald's breakfast with the drive-thru person back in the day you're like yo i was here at fucking 10 25 you guys took 10 minutes now it's 10 35 i am not getting a mcchicken i want a fucking egg mcmuffin it is 10 35 in the fucking

morning i would like an egg it was past time it was like that they were like no you have to be 45 minutes beforehand sorry sir it be 45 minutes beforehand. Sorry, sir. It's 40 minutes beforehand. We can't check your bag. I'm like, cool. Just send it on the next one. I'll get it later.

Like, no, we have to rebook you because you have to be with your bag. And I was like, rebook me. I'm going to Hartford, Connecticut. There isn't just flights to Hartford, Connecticut everywhere. They're like, the next one will send you through Chicago. It takes off in about two hours and 20 minutes. I'm like, two hours and 20 minutes in the Indianapolisapolis airport i was like what time do i get there they're like about an hour after you were supposed to i'm like perfect put me on that so i check in my bag

i'm all by myself i start thinking like terminal now like i'm i've never been in a flight two and a half hours beforehand but now i'm like tom hanks running around this time i'm going to do this airport this airport wins all these awards every year. And the first thing, the reason why I needed to get to Connecticut is I need my haircut. I didn't get my haircut. And then literally as I'm walking away, I'm like, oh, shit, there's that barber right there. It was right down the hallway.

I go sit down. Guy named Joe sitting there with one chair. He turns around on the chair to look at me. And I'm like, you cut hair? He was like, yeah. I was like, do I need a reservation? He's like, absolutely not. I was like, well, you cut my hair? He's like, how much time do was like yeah i was like do i need a reservation he's like absolutely not i was like well you cut my hair he's like how much time do you have i was like two and a half hours he's like we got tired he sits me down puts like a leopard print thing

on me this old man and he was like what uh what do you want i was like just a fade don't touch the top leave the top i'm growing it out kind of he's like okay it's gonna be tough because it's a little long but i can make it happen i'm like i believe in you joe i said i believe in you joe he's like how short do you want to say i was like maybe a half like i think i like a half there's no such thing as a half i was like 31 years old every time i get my haircut i say a half i don't know there's a one and a half you want a one and a half i'm like i don't want a zero and i don't want a one i was like in between there is that a half he's like oh it's a one and a half. I'm like, well. That doesn't seem to make sense.

Every human that's ever cut my hair has been wrong, Joe. And he's like, well, we'll go close. I was like, cool. And it was kind of an uncomfortable conversation because I kind of questioned him there. So he didn't talk to me while he was going to work. Cut my hair like 25 minutes. I was like, Joe, this is the best haircut I've ever got.

Is this a one and a half or a half? And he was like, it was a one and a half. There's no such thing as a half. I was like, well, people have lied to me, Joe. And Joe said, I would never do that to you. I said, thanks, Joe. Here's a $20 tip. And I walked out.

So now I had two hours and 10 minutes. So now I had two hours and 10 minutes, like two hours. So I go. I go check in. And I see that day spa. You know the spa thing? Oh, yeah. I'm like, OK.

I don't know whoever. Every time I walk past one of these, I'm like, who has the fucking time? You do. I did. I did. So I go in there, and it's the chair. You sit on that chair with your knees bent. Oh, yeah.

It's a very weird. I don't know how. Close on. How did they create that chair where you're sitting, leaning forward with your head in a thing with your knees on a pad? They're like, how can we make it feel like they're laying down? It was that. Exactly. It's like somebody was falling out of their chair one time and they're

like halfway down they're like right there that's the spot pause it right there that's exactly what it was so i had uh i go in there it's a sweet old chinese lady old chinese lady right no english experienced no english i'm like um i'd like a massage she She's like, seat. I'm like, I don't know what to mean. On this chair. She's like, yeah, seat. I was like, yeah, I'd like to have a seated massage. She's like, how long? 20, 30, 40?

I was like, I got two hours. She's like, 40 is max. I go, give me 30. She's like, okay. And I sign in my name or whatever. I sit down. She immediately starts with the slap. Oh, yeah.

The whole slap. She did a five-minute slap session on my back and on my head and then she started like give me a noogie on my head i was like is this a massage she said there's a spot on your head that controls the relaxation of your back she told me i was like whatever you said i got up every 30 minutes more tense than i've ever been in my entire life she She was beating the shit out of me, basically. I'm like, I got to go. So then I stopped in a store or two. It was like a full day I was having at this airport. Nice little trip.

Didn't even keep track of the time. First time in my life I ever had. Paging Mr. McAfee. The gate is closing. I was like, no way. I missed my flight. After having two and a half hours, I had a home alone session. I had a home alone session all the way down to B23 which is at the end of the thing home alone thing all the way

they're like are you mr mcafee i was like well it's mcafee and they're like well you're late i'm like well i'm sorry and i was the last one on i get on dan dockage is on the plane so i uh dap up dockage i'm like what's up dude he's like what's good? Real small plane. So we land in Chicago. Chicago's airport. Which one? Midway or O'Hare? O'Hare. Oh, that's a big one. We walk two miles for our next flight. There's no tram. You have to walk the entire thing. Oh, really? So Dockage gets off

the plane and he didn't even stop to say what's up to me after. He just booked it. He just left. And I'm like, this guy's a fucking asshole. I thought we were friends. And I get off the plane and I go check the board and it's like, okay, you're fucking asshole i thought we were friends and i get off the plane and i go check like the board and it's like okay you're in i think we were in f and we had to go to c or something like that or b or something and i'm like all right i'll head there and then you see these signs and they're like c is this way so i just keep walking like 25 minutes

later i'm still walking and i finally get there and i see dockets and i'm like you're going to hartford he's like yeah i was like I thought you would say hello to me. He's like, I knew we had a marathon. But that thing, we got there right before that thing closed too. So I almost missed three flights in one day. I mean, it was a wild scene. Land in Hartford. Dockage drives me over to Bristol.

Jay Billis was in the lobby. Had a couple, had a beer with Jay Billis. Oh, that's nice. It was really cool. It was a cool, well, Dan and Jay had a beer. I just thought I'd be sitting there, if that makes sense. It was a cool thing, though. It was a cool, cool trip.

But yeah, I did the airport. I did the airport. You did it right, I guess. This cheat day, though, I'll tell you what. This cheat day, Nick sent me something. And it was tough whenever you're traveling not to eat everything. Yes, it's so hard. Is it not?

Yeah. It is so hard. I don't know how people that travel, like wrestlers travel. They have to be so prepared like prepare meals and travel this the discipline has to be next level because the the good food is so easy are you still on your cheat day yeah all right i'm just gonna tell you this in that basket of beers that somebody sent and shut up my bookie by the way yeah it was MyBookie. Bunch of cool nut packages and stuff in there.

There is a package of chocolates in there. That might be the best chocolates I've ever had in my life. Where's it from? What is it? I don't even know what they're called. Is it a nice good tie-up? They're real thin. There might be a little bit of nuts in there or whatever,

but it is like melt-in-your-mouth chocolate. I can't wait. It's got to be from some other country. You know what my issue is? It probably is, because all those beers are from other countries. By the way, the Beat Pat McAfee today is a child's game that got held up in customs, so they don't have to take it. Seriously?

I got a text today that says the child's game is being held up in customs right now. We'll see if it can make it. I can't wait to see what it could possibly be. $11.50. What game involves white powder? I'm trying to think in my mind right now. That is hysterical. It got held up in customs, they said.

And I'll be excited to see if the game makes it. You should bet on that. I always talk about my bookie being the best gambling senator because you can gamble on senator races now. They're on the front page right now. As soon as you open up, it goes straight to politics. Now, I don't know much about politics, but as a guy who I think I got my ear to the ground pretty good,

Donnelly's got no chance. There was a Mike Pence disc tape on Joe Donnelly. There was six anti-Joe Donnelly commercials in a row last night. Bro, Joe Donnelly's got no shot. No show Joe. Whoever's paying. Mexico Joe. Whoever's paying for those ads. All sleeping Joe Donnelly.

Sleeping Joe Donnelly. Oh my God. I don't know Joe Donnelly aside from him being tied at the hip with, what's this, the pharmaceutical? Oh, Lilly. I don't know anything about Joe Donnelly except for the fact that he's tied at the hip with this Lilly thing. And I don't know who the hell this Mike Braun guy is, but this seems like the lock of the century. You go onto my bookie right now and hammer Mike Braun. Joe Donnelly's got no hope.

That Braun team is genius because that's stuck in every human's head right now that Joe is a piece of shit. I don't know if every state has this gift, but these local political commercials. I've never seen anything like this. Really? This is next level, dude. This is insane. It's every fucking commercial. This Joe Donnelly is just getting crushed.

Every single commercial. Every word Joe Donnelly has said for the last, what, eight years is just up for question. I was expecting a live read on Monday Night Football. Joe Donnelly is a piece of shit. I would love to be in their campaign room and be like, oh my God, there's another bad campaign.

Joe Donnelly's PR room? Joe, why didn't you vote on this? Joe, did you ever go to work? I was there 99% of the time. And then that was the answer. They were like, I was at work 99% of the time. It was like, Joe, I just saw a commercial. Live odds on my bookie.

Uh-huh. Joe Donnelly, minus 125 to win. Mike Braun, minus 105 to win. Oh, so Braun's underdog? Yeah, it's a close race. I don't think they know. I don't think they know. I don't think they got ears to the ground in Indianapolis. Joe Donnelly is getting murdered right now.

Now granted, Joe Donnelly has been, he's the incumbent, right? Incumbent? Incumbent, yeah. He's the incumbent. No way I'm saying that word right. Which usually makes you the favorite. The incumbent, yeah.

I don't like to dive into politics much, but every single commercial on any TV show right now in Indianapolis is Joe Donnelly getting murdered. I don't even know. I don't know who else is in a race. I don't know anything like that. I just know Joe Donnelly is taking one. I can tell you it is the closest race on this board.

Wow. Really? I mean, they do their homework. Joe's got no shot. If anybody watches TV anymore, which I'm not sure, like me, Joe's got no hope, man.

I think that's a lock, by the way. But on the gambling beat Pat McAfee today, it's hysterical. It's what game will Pat be playing? They're the ones that ship the game, and they put the odds on the game. Like Sam was betting on that today while we were traveling back. She was like, oh, I want to bet on this. And and i started looking they have like a plus 5 000 i'm like sam they created the odds they know what the game is like they they actually do so we gotta get in their head to think which so i was like maybe maybe no third well what i was thinking maybe maybe it was the one that was so high they're like oh because my because my bookie sent it, there's no way they would put this type of payout.

Could be. Because now it literally is like a mental joust. It's like they know exactly what game is coming and they put the odds on what games are coming. So it's like in their head, do they put the lowest odds, like the plus 300 one? Is that the one because they don't want to have to pay it out? Or is it the one that's plus 5,000?

Because they're like, oh, they never think we'd do this. So now you've got to play the game a little bit. There's a lot of them too. Oh, shit. There is like 30 of them. Yeah, there's like a plus $8,000 one on there. Yeah, there's like a plus $8,000. And they know what game is coming. Operation's the favorite. That's because Sam and I

played that the other night, right? I was very bad at that game. If that's the game that comes, we got no hope. You better hope they give me some steady drugs before that the other night, right? I was very bad at that game. If that's the game that comes, we got no hope. I hope it's Mousetrap. You better hope they give me some steady drugs before tomorrow. Definitely won't be Mousetrap because that takes like an hour and a half to play.

Yeah, I feel like it has to be a solo game. Battleship's on here. Hungry Hungry Hippo's also on there. I think it's at plus 8,000. Twister's on here. I bet on Hungry Hungry Hippo strictly because I hope it's that one. That's a great game.

What's the one where you put all the shapes in it before it pops up? It's plus 8,000. They're not judging the games. They are strictly just saying you were to pick what you think they sent me to play. So it's not about if the game's good or not. No, I know, but I would think that more people would bet. That's a very popular game. Well, I think that's probably why.

So they might have hammered it at plus 8 000 plus it's a good so now we got to get in their head here this is us trying to get into their head it's also a game that you can clearly win because it says three the prop bets are will pat win the first game will pat win the second game will pat win the third game so it's a game i have to play three times and we're streaming it live okay also the favorite right now in this prop bet is will you play it solo? That's the favorite compared to playing it with two-player. So it's not clear. So it's probably a two-player game then.

Solo minus 140, two-player plus 100. So on my bookie right now, whenever I call it the greatest gambling site on earth, right now we are gambling on what box they sent us. That is what we... Barrel of Monkeys is on here. We're gambling on Barrel of Monkeys. You can gamble right now on what box my bookie sent me. I didn't play any of these games growing up.

Everybody knows that. I didn't watch cartoons. I didn't watch movies. I didn't play any of these fucking games. I never... Break the Ice. Did you break the ice on there? No. I'll win that game. It's the only game I've played with my grandma you ever played chutes and ladders

yeah is that on there oh yeah the game of life life is on there I played life for the first time the other day played life for the first time

life is fun Sam did her math wrong Sam just gave herself a $500,000 raise I don't know what the next four is on here that might be yeah

Rubik's Cube can you beat a cube ooh alright so the way we gotta think about this too is what will get flagged is that a kids game Yeah. Rubik's Cube. Can you beat a cube? Ooh. All right. So the way we got to think about this, too, is what would get flagged? Is that a kid's game? At customs. Rubik's Cube?

I've seen adults do it. Yeah, no way. That's not a kid's game. Zito's digging deep. I don't know. That's a good thought. What's that? What would get flagged?

He's trying to guess which ones would get flagged for whatever reason. Did you see the wrapping they sent it in? I think anything coming the way they wrapped it. Probably Battleship you can't send through mail oh yeah mousetrap operations got metal in it yep so i'm i'm thinking it's operation because operation fits all the things you can play it quickly there's three games there you can play it quickly it is very losable game that you could see it's loose and they saw me play it the other night and I sucked at it. So they could be like,

they set up the dart one was impossible for me to be that dart challenge was impossible for me to beat. I would have to average what? 24 points at dart. Is that what it was? Yeah. You're going to hit a bullseye. Like every time.

They also know that 1.4 million people saw you play it. So they might be like, no, a lot of people are going to pick that for that reason. Right? Yeah. We got to get in their heads. Perfection Todd is on the list. Perfection. 4 million people saw you play it, so they might be like, no, a lot of people are going to pick that for that reason. Right. Yeah, we've got to get in their heads. Perfection, Todd, is on the list. Perfection.

What is perfection? Where you have to put the shapes into the holes before it pops. The timer goes off, it pops all the pieces out. Oh, I've seen that on Ellen's show. I think Ellen has that. It's a wall, though. Yeah. Where you have to put the things in there, and then it's a wall.

It blows up. Twister. Twister could be fun. Twister is a game I will lose. That is a game I am an odds-on underdog in. I don't know what it is, but this Kerplunk game, it just keeps popping in my face.

Kerplunk's awesome. What's Kerplunk? I don't know. It's all the marbles are on top, I think, and you have to pull out little rods one by one. Little marbles in a box? That could be it as well. Yeah, because...

What we're saying is $11.50 today on all our social media channels. I fucking love Kerplunk. I forgot how much I love Kerplunk. I think we're going to have a set here, possibly. I don't know what it is. If you don't, I'm ordering it tomorrow on Amazon. Don't order it international. Shit ain't getting through.

I'm excited for that, though. I like the relationship with my bookie. That's good. Advertising people, eh. But my bookie themselves, good relationship. Because that is a gambling site that they want to gamble on everything. It's like who's fading? They get it.

They basically just, well, who's fading? Let's do it. You can gamble on scripted shows. Somebody has that answer. Somebody wrote that script that you're a game. Like who's going to be the king or who's going to be on the Iron Throne at the end of next season of Game of Thrones is on the site. Is on the site.

You can gamble on it. That means the writer of the Game of Thrones who knows that answer. I hadn't even thought of that. Oh, yeah, if they really wanted to. You can gamble on WWE. I'm like, somebody knows what's going if they really wanted to you can gamble on wwe and i'm like somebody knows what's going to happen there so you can get in there and get not that wrestling's rigged or anything right kayfabe obviously but somebody knows that answer and they can go gamble it's like you could get one of the next pope that's what i'm saying like

what the pope's name is going to be i have so much respect for the way my bookie operates i have so much respect for it they're just like yeah well anything you want to be? I have so much respect for the way my bookie operates. I have so much respect for it. They're just like, yeah, well, anything. Anything. Okay. You could gamble on what food do you think will be in the next picture with the president? They literally will gamble on it. They're about to put

an over-under on how long it is until I get engaged, too. I fucking know it. I fucking know it. I know it. When the heat starts coming from that angle then i'm in a bad spot you know i'm in a bad spot but i could just like what big cat did where he held that c who won the national anthem you could rig that i could i could definitely those people definitely rigged their own national anthems right what's What's that, the over-under on those? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I think so. Super Bowl's always over unless the singer is sick like Fergie.

You can bet on movies, the results of movies. You can bet on Creed. You can bet on if Adonis Creed is going to beat Ivan Drago's son in Creed. What are the odds on that? Yes, Adonis wins is minus 1,000. No is plus 600. Is there a draw on there? Did he win the first one?

There is no draw. In the first one? No, he lost. He has to win this one, then. Can't do back-to-back losers. You've got to get him a win sometime. Yeah. It seems as if he has to win.

I agree. But anyways. He was the amateur coming in versus the pro. Yeah. Go gamble on what child's game. Just because it's hilarious. Use promo code Pat, just like we said at the beginning of the show. I love them a lot.

This cheat day thing. Oh, let's go. So I got these Reese's outrageous bars that they sent to me in my mobile cooler. My Reese's mobile cooler from Reese's himself. Nick sent me a story about what Reese's is doing right now. Oh, yeah. Awesome. Awesome.

Nick, could you explain? What a move. So they put a vending machine in New York for a couple days. Was I there? Like where I was? I believe so. I miss Stephen A. Smith and Damien Woody chewing each other out, and I miss this fucking thing.

You can basically take in all the shitty Halloween candy that you don't want, dump it into this vending machine, and there are, I believe, 10,000 pieces of Reese's chocolate peanut butter cups in there, and they will give you a peanut butter cup for every piece of candy you put in there. Genius. So anytime you go trick-or-treating, you go and they give you a shitty one, you're like, yeah, don't worry. I'm going to go right down this thing, and I'm going to get the best one, because we

don't need to fuck around candy. No, don't give us the fuck around candy. When you said that the other day candy we're thinking about whatever you go trick-or-treating and some house wants to give you there's the bullshit candy it's like yo you know what we're here for bro hey hey turn your light off we ain't here for that we're here for the good stuff. What are we? You just wasted my walk up to here. Swim a house out of business. See?

Don't get your shitty sweet tarts. We don't need any of those shitty sweet tarts over here. I wish you could get reviews at the end of the driveway for the house. What's that? Like if you could give a house a star rating at the end of the driveway. You should just TP the shitty ones. That would be a great app, by the way. Don't you have an app

where you have to sign up to give out candy? Do you tell what type of candy you're going to give out on that app? That seems to be the smart thing to do. I don't know because I wasn't the one who signed up and did all the legwork on this. I just heard about it.

It just happened in any place. It's just happening. It's just happening there. These machines should exist all year round. They should just be everywhere. They should exist for everything. You know, Domino's lied about paving streets. They paved one street, right?

Yeah. But it was a good marketing play. I don't know. Wherever they were paving to, I think that was a fake pothole. That thing was way too deep. Yeah. Like, we live in pothole America. Yeah, yeah.

I know a real pothole when I see one or two. It looked like that one was kind of jackhammered in there, didn't it? And then they overpoured, too. It's like, if you're really going to do this, let's make sure it's smooth. Correct. Because there's motorcycle riders out there. We don't need little jumps every time you do it, Domino's. But I sent in Indianapolis to Domino's like 45 times.

Has anybody seen a Domino's paving truck here? Nope. Not a one. I broke my goddamn collarbone on one. Has anyone ever seen one anywhere? I'd like to know you need to sue by the way we're early we're early enough in these scooter stages that you could sue this is like i am suing him so there's no no no class action out there but there's like

this is back whenever people sued for the coffee being too out of mcdonald's before they had to put caution coffee is hot you know which is self-explanatory we're early enough in the stages there where i think you could probably get get a piece of here's the next problem It clearly says do not ride on sidewalk and he's already admitted a million times, but it's not I didn't sign up He's not a member. He was forced to ride that there's a class action. You just sign up for that one How the clavicle looks good, but you're not nice. Thanks. Yeah Try not to it's just such a sock word and the elbow locks up your shoulder locks up. It hurts it gets sore It's just awkward. And the elbow locks up, your shoulder locks up, it hurts, it gets sore.

You know, we were talking about those neighborhood apps because there's so much stupid mundane stuff on there. You also report crime and stuff like that on there too and barking dogs. Yeah, so there's so much little peddly bullshit on there that Marnie and I were leaving our neighborhood the other day and there was police everywhere. You could only turn right out of our addition because right in front of our addition, I mean, I was like, that looks like a manhunt. I think somebody got away on foot and they're

they're they're setting up a perimeter whatever and some were like googling it looking on news lock the doors looks like a manhunt so we're trying to find out what's going on i'm like get on your neighborhood app thing because we were just talking about it so you guys all have neighborhood apps yeah uh we don't our ladies do yeah they signed up for it so yeah get on your app thing and see what people are saying somebody knows what's going on and uh nothing on there so i'm like oh here's our big chance we can put important fucking on the neighborhood app so i'm like i i call i text with my buddies i'm like he works for the police department here and i'm like hey what's going on on kessler Boulevard just by Allisonville Road?

And he's like, hang on. Who the fuck is this? The Boston detective. The Boston guy. That would have been tough if all the cops just turned their back. I'm like, god damn. Nobody knows me anymore. So he's like, hang on a minute.

And he texts me back. And he said, it's an SBI crash. And I'm like, all right. What the fuck does SBI mean? I don't know. I didn't work traffic. And he's like, seriousBI crash. And I'm like, all right, what the fuck does SBI mean? I don't know. I didn't work traffic. And he's like, serious bodily injury. And I'm like, oh, okay.

So I'm like, hey, get on the app. Tell everybody, all the police are in front of the neighborhood because it's an SBI crash. He goes, can I just put serious bodily injury? I go, nope, because I want them to ask. Just fucking with the neighbors. You're an asshole. Oh my god Did anybody ask? Oh yeah So you were trying to become the alpha of the neighborhood Yeah of course

Like my only post is something big Yeah fuck your barking dog So what happens here So these apps are real I don't really live in a neighborhood. So I'm assuming the neighborhood next to me, they probably all have it. And they probably all bitch about my fence that I have. So they can't bring their little shit and toddlers.

At least I can think of the real name of it. I keep saying my neighborhood, but it's something else. But yeah, every neighborhood now evidently has them. I never knew they existed. Because it wasn't a neighborhood watch back in the day. You'd drive and they would be like, this neighborhood has neighborhood watch. It was like, what does that mean nothing nothing that's like the houses that have like the we have security cameras on at all times and you look around you'll see one goddamn camera

what's that i think they ever watch like the cops drive by every once in a while is that what it is no the neighborhood watch it takes a walk anything happens they're instructed to not do anything and then call the cops yeah so it's just so you sign up and volunteer to like walk around your neighborhood. So it's like the movie Neighborhood Watch with. Yeah. Yeah. With Vince Vaughn. Vince Vaughn and the aliens.

That was a good movie. I've never seen it. Good movie. You'd laugh. I like Vince Vaughn. Vince Vaughn, Jonah Hill. Vince Vaughn, Jonah Hill. It's funny.

It's good. Oh, it's got one of the guys from the Australian singer. Flight of the Conchords. Flight of the Conchords. Jermaine. Yeah, he's in it. Britt. Yep. Check? Yep.

Check. Present. They have a special out right now on HBO. Adam Sandler's new special, by the way, I heard is good. I've heard it's good, too. Everybody said Adam Sandler's funny again. I'm like, again? What are you?

Have you not seen Sandy? No, there it is. There it is. Such a good movie. Have you not seen Sandy? It's a heater. I guess he sings a lot. He's got a song called Phone Wallet.

Keys. Keys. Yeah, which whenever I saw the name of it, I'm like, that's genius. Everybody. Didn't hear the song, but it's genius. Everybody does. The three pocket tap. Everybody does it.

I got a couple of business cards at Bristol. Oh, nice. I think they were looking for one in return, too. Yeah, we don't have those yet. It's in the mail. You see, our printer broke. I got the paper. Should we make you one?

Just like a decked out, really cool one? I got a metal one. I can't travel with it, though. I got an actual metal one. Sam got me a bunch of metal business cards, which we could cut in to be like a bottle opener as well. It could be like a very legit business card, but I think it looks like a little razor blade.

You can't really travel with it. I can't put it in my pocket. It'll legitimately scratch my leg. These guys have ninja stars. Take my card. I like this Reesey thing, though. A lot. I like this Reesey thing a lot. Great fucking business.

It takes any candy? Yeah. I wonder. I was wondering about the ratio, though. Yeah. How much fucking shitty candy corn do you have to put in this machine to get one Reese's? By the way, you've been bashing candy corn very hard. Yeah.

Are you a candy corn guy? I don't think I hate it. I don't think I hate it. You don't like it, though. I don't think I would. You tolerate it. I don't think I hate it. You don't like it, though. I don't think I would seek. You tolerate it. I don't think I would seek candy corn, but if candy corn was the only available option,

I wouldn't mind it. That's exactly what I said. I wouldn't mind it. It's a lot better than the black Twizzlers. Well, yeah. Yeah. What are those? Black licorice, yeah.

That. They're a lot better than that. It's better than gumdrops. It's better than that. It's better than all the little sweet stuff you enjoy, I think. It's better than Sweet Tarts. You're out of your mind. I'm not a big Sweet Tart guy.

Like the candy stuff. I'm not. I also hate all that stuff, but I do hate candy corn as well. I like Nerds. You like Skittles? Yeah. I mean. Really?

It's like if they were there. If I had to eat Skittles, I would eat Skittles. But I would. Peanut M&M's. 45 times out of 45 times ever skills if there's an even an option it's straight to peanut m&ms i always have a bag of i think children family size yes they got those new sharing size and family size available too many places i know they got them too many places they're available because it used to be you would have to go to like a special store to get the sharing size one bigger. You'd just be able to get that one at checkout.

Now they know. They got the family size one at checkout. Oh, dude, I got a Walgreens that's five minutes from my house and every time before Monday Night Football, 10 minutes before it starts, I run to Walgreens and I get the family size. Yes, it's right there. It's literally right there.

And I lay it on the ottoman and I'm like, let's go. They fucking know. It's like six of the regular packages all into one. And it's right next to the... It'll be like single Kit Kat, single Reese's, single this. And then it's like family size peanut M&M's. It's like, you fucking know. You know.

It's like 75 cents more. It's like, how can I not take it? I'm waiting for a peanut M&M backpack. You can just grab a backpack and put it on. Like a camelback? Yeah. And you can't stop with peanut M&Ms. Whenever I get on these cheat days, I get going on those peanut M&Ms.

You might as well. I'm like a Pac-Man. I'm like a Pac-Man whenever I get on these cheat days. It's like anything in sight can get it. And if it's one of those peanut M&M family size things, I rolled through two of those one time, one night. It was the most absurd thing. I've never been more disgusted with myself.

I've never been more disgusted with myself than the next morning. I was like, I saw two family size things empty laying on the bed next to me and I was like, bro, this is a fucking problem. You ever do the pretzel M&Ms? They're so good. I haven't. They're like, it's like the perfect Yeah, it They're so good. I haven't. It's like the perfect... Yeah.

It's the blue packaging. They're good. It's just, though, but anything that you're putting inside an M&M has to compete with the peanut M&M and that's my issue.

I prefer the pretzel. It's never quite as good. You prefer the pretzel? Me too. Over the peanut M&M? Well, I like pretzels more than I like peanuts, so... I go pretzel, peanut butter,

then peanut. The Reese's The peanut butter M&M's You like those more than the peanut M&M's? Really? Because I could eat more Really? I'm on your side here

I like peanut butter better than I like peanuts That's all it comes down to Really? I just think that I'm not a big peanut guy I don't think you'd see me go seeking peanuts in my life But whenever it's inside that m&m i think it's just like the it's the perfect combination it's that in the reesey

egg the easter egg that's that in the peanut m&m are the two in my eyes that's the two competitors for the top big ones yeah i like kit kats too oh my god it's jordan and lebron jordan and lebron of the candy which one's jordan which one's lebron peanut m&m's lebron yeah the reese's is is jordan by the way i think that's definitely the case yeah i went into a guy's office yesterday he's uh the head of first take and he started asking me opinions on things like takes on things it was basically like me and him just weird we did an episode of first take right right inside of there me and it was really cool i mean because they said when i went into the meeting with the guy they're like i'll be we'll be excited to see how the

meeting goes with insert name of this guy he's the head of first take it's very cool you're getting to meet with him well all everybody was like interested to see how that goes because i guess this is his thing so he just starts rattling off situations. He's like, what are the top three stories of the day today? And I was like, bing, bang, boom. I was like the New England Patriots. Clay Thompson went into a heater out of a slump and then something else. I was like, boom.

I named three things. He was like, OK. And he was like, how do you feel about any like LeBron Jordan basically popped up? And I was like well i think we got a little revisionist history you're watching a lot of highlights of jordan now i mean if we're just gonna watch highlights of lebron later i assume lebron will be considered the goat like 20 years from now right now you have to say jordan because it's the one that you never see anything bad that he ever did now it's now as you get to see every single waking moment of

lebron is good the bad in 20 years you see the good, and that's all that matters. So I think right now it's Jordan, but I don't know why anybody would ever say that it couldn't be LeBron if we just do it basically off of highlights, like what happens with Jordan. He's like, oh, are you a take giver? I was like, I think I have good thoughts.

And he was like me. He kept me in there for like, it was like, it was supposed to be. I bet he hated that one because it was too rational and too logical. No, he liked it. Did you have to yell at him during the takes?

No, there was no yelling. Get up! Get up! We sat down to watch Get Up this morning and I just go to all the guys and I'm like, what if Pat just became

the next Skip Bailey? What if I sat up there? You know, the LA Rams are a bad football team. She got up there. The thought was there because those,

I don't want to say that, I would never want to say it's easy that type of that type of angle right but being the antagonist the devil's advocate basically i don't want to say it's easy because you gotta you gotta battle it's an everyday battle where you gotta think but your your mind is made up for you by other people, you know, because you're just hearing what everybody else is thinking. You're like, okay, I am going to stir the pot and go the opposite direction. But now you have to battle all day, every day. But there was a couple of times in those meetings

where they would ask a question in the pre-show meeting. Everybody would give their answer. And in my head, I was like, oh, this is how those people get that position. Because they hear that and they're like, oh, okay, if that's what you're going to say, then I'm going to say this. And it's like, okay, I can see how that happens. You know what I mean? I can see how it definitely happens.

For sure. But for me, I'd much rather be loved than hated. That's why I was a punter. Everybody loves a punter. The offense failed. Yeah, we like whenever that happens. And we're getting the ball back. Yeah, we like when that happens.

Always good. We like having a Monarch team. It's a win, win, win, win, win, win, win for everybody. But those antagonists, they just got to take swings. They do a lot. But imagine if I were to go up there and just want a full skip Bayless. This is so awesome. Just sat down.

LeBron is the worst basketball player I've ever seen. Let me tell you why. They invest so much money in him. It ruins the whole cap space. They can't bring up other. What if I just would have went on a full ramp i probably would have had a job probably would have got like a full-time job offer they were very nice man that's good they were too nice almost i think i think i was a part of a show that potentially got the maryland coach fired

yes i think dominique speaking about it as an ex-maryland player talking about why is this guy who is what 10 and 15 or something like that is his record? What does he have? How did they not fight? It's 2018. 2018, perception is reality these days. Perception is everything is optics these days.

Kid dies under his program. Strength and conditioning coach gets fired. In college football, by the way, you're with the strength and conditioning coach every single day of your life. That is your actual coach. The football coach is just on season and practices. You were with the strength and conditioning coach at 6 a.m. You're with him in afternoon workouts.

You were with the strength. That's why Barwiss and I have such a tight relationship. But I thought about, I was like, Barwiss is lucky and nobody died. There was days when we would go out to do conditioning, and I told you guys this, there would be the two paddles sitting next to the field as we would go out to do conditioning, and I told you guys this, there would be the two paddles sitting next to the field as we're walking out there. I'm like, these motherfuckers want us to see the clear. What are we about to get into?

I understand why the strength and conditioning coach got fired, because that's his workout, right? It's terrible, by the way, somebody passed away in a workout. It's absolutely terrible. It seems to happen more often than it should in football because of the pads, the hot, the heat, the training, everything like that. But the fact that they didn't fire the coach, I just think optically it's one of the dumbest things I've ever seen in my life.

Even if you like the guy, out of respect for the family and future recruits, how is that guy going to walk into a house? Damien Woody said, like, how is that guy going to go recruit somebody knowing that somebody died in his – Show me that you care for my son's future. And how about every single game they play in? Yeah. This is Maryland team.

Coach did – It's going to come up overnight. Was the guy who had – Like, why would you – That doesn't make any sense. Like, it doesn't make any sense. And then they added on the fact that no one was going to take his back because he's a losing guy.

Correct. Apparently, the Board of Regents told the president, if you don't keep the coach, we will fire you, and we will find someone who will keep the coach. And apparently, Maryland is strapped for cash, so they don't want to pay the buyout, which isn't even a huge buyout. He's an Under Armour guy? He's Maryland's guy, right?

Scott? Yeah. He's Maryland's guy. So? Scott? He's Maryland's guy. So this is his call to make. He's their biggest booster. He's their biggest donor. It's his call, right? The Under Armour guy, this is his call.

Not that I know the ins and outs of how colleges work, but I do know the biggest donor is normally the guy with the biggest opinion. Didn't even think about that. And Under Armour is from Maryland. That's a very multi-billion dollar business he's supplying them with everything he went to school there started out as a t-shirt company at university of maryland that's his call right that's that would be his call for sure i actually this morning when i found out they weren't firing him and there was like five or six players that walked out of the meeting when they found out that he wasn't. Yeah, five players. I hammered Michigan State.

Hammer them. But now that they fired him. This could be a come together game. Yeah. Now I'm fucked for sure. Yeah. Not that that's what this is about. Sure sounds like what you were saying there is that this was about that.

Sure sounds like that. To me, that's what it seems like. I mean, me being a gambler, I'm going to see a situation and if it seems like it's going to benefit me, I'm going to take it. See, the big thing about you is you like to find those little opportunities. Yeah.

Where others see problems, you see triumph. Tragedy. Tragedy and triumph. That's the word I was looking for. Problems. I'm going to have to get into the thesaurus, by the way. I'm going to have to get in there somehow.

I'm going to have to learn new diction. Ah, you can just keep it simple. Now you start blogging. That should help. There's a lot of thesaurus work when you blog and finding out. It's easier whenever you're on the computer typing things up. Yeah, because you're just looking. But you didn't remember the word forever.

You know what I mean? You're like, oh, that's a better word than the word I'm usually using. You just start using it. Very good call. Very good call. All right. What else do we got to talk about? Anything?

Trade deadline. You got anything on that? Oh, yeah. Good for Golden Tate getting the fuck out of Detroit. Yeah. I like the move, though. It was. Detroit hasn't done anything in the last, like, 30 years, and everyone's freaking out

that we got rid of Golden Tate, but it's like something new. Final year of contract. he's 30 years old. Something new for who? For Golden Tate and the Eagles, not for the Lions. No, it's a different route. Everyone's freaking out, but I like it. I mean, nothing has worked in the last 30 years. Let's take our time with the new guys.

Todd and I touched on this a little bit yesterday. We had a debate in the office. I got educated. You guys are educating me. The NFL is not a big sport where you sell. You never really admit defeat in the NFL. And it seems like... Track Richardson started for us. Forever.

Because we gave up a first-rounder. It seems like teams are starting to learn a little bit. It's okay to give up a player in a season where you're probably not going to win the Super Bowl and get a draft pick and start building for the next year. Yeah, because I was pissed that the Colts weren't trying to get another receiver. I think they're going to get very, very aggressive.

I had a source tell me that they will be aggressive next free agency. They have so much money. Well, but I had a source tell me that they had to build a young foundation, basically. Which seems to be kind of... A core. So then whenever... Because remember when we talked to Ballard and Frank, right? Yeah.

They talked about building the culture. And then whenever you got a bill, you bring somebody in to fit the culture. So whenever you bring in a big free agent and you don't have a culture yet, that free agent sets the culture. Right. So that person becomes the culture, right?

So whenever we brought in all those big name players and we didn't have a culture, those guys became the culture. Those guys were just there to collect a paycheck, didn't really want to play. So then your culture becomes one of not good. So the Colts wants to build their culture and then bring somebody in to fit it,

which I respect. That's a slow process. That takes a lot of patience from an owner. A Jim Hersey has to very much be like, okay, I see the vision. And from a GM to not get antsy, right? But I've heard that they will be very active in the free agency world. I have heard that.

As they should be. Because it seems like they're starting to actually get better. From a pretty notable, notable person, I heard that they will be active in the free agency department, which means potentially could mean Lev Bell for a cheaper price, too, because I don't know how many offers he's going to be getting. The value just keeps dropping and dropping. I think he fires his agent.

I think he gets back in. Adisa Bacardi. I think he fires him. All of a sudden, he comes out and says, well, my agent wasn't telling me these things. It makes Lev Bell look like a good person again. The agent's the bad guy. Then there's a whole process after this. I could definitely see that.

I think that's going to happen. If I was going to be a part of the Lev Bell conversation this morning on the get up that's what i was going to say and could not be bullshit like that could be what's going on could be very much because he's tweeting he wants to come back but the agent could be telling him no you can't now is not the time now is not the time and with our conversation with the dc it seemed like he was the one pulling the strings on the whole operation he's the one scheming but as soon as he gets back in the levy on bell gets back in a locker room with a bunch of people who talked a lot of shit on him and they go hey man why don't you come back in his age he'll be like well my agent said this and then they start like learning

him up like hey this is what your agent didn't tell you this didn't tell you this didn't tell you this as well i think agent potentially gets fired levy on bell probably sends a rosen house all of a sudden it's a pr spin that lev bell was, I don't want to say taken advantage of, but almost put in a situation by a guy who was handling his business. All of a sudden the PR is back good for Lev Bell, going into free agency, see what happens. I think that's what happens. And James Conner will do the workload.

It'll be a split situation. It'll be a win-win-win for everybody. I'm excited for it. Now, granted, if he doesn't do that, I sound like an idiot, but he's also the bad guy then forever. Yeah. Well, I mean, you gave him a he's also the bad guy then forever. Yeah. Well, I mean, you gave him a blueprint. That's all we can say.

Hey, Lev. Hey, man. I think I just got you back into good graces with people. And people will understand it, too. Because your job, you should appreciate and respect somebody who's very educated on their decisions on that and just kind of keep it moving forward. But I think Lev Bell's reputation could be affected because the next team you go to if

they do pay you dude didn't show up to work that amount of money you want you better show up then you better show up every day yeah i think ready to go i think that's kind of the thing is dude didn't show up to work it's like a guy literally didn't show up to work when he said he was going to show up to work he didn't show up to work multiple times though and whenever your teammates are going after you that's what looks bad because players are always about other players getting kicked always about other players getting back and then whenever players start turning on you that's never good that's why i think when he gets back in there there'll be a lot of og conversation like hey this the damn he'll get fired up i i think it's

definitely happening at the beginning of this when i was just speaking it into like when i was just laying this out for you in my head it's the only way that this works for Lev. So, like, his new contract, can they put clauses to, like, prevent all this from happening? Oh, yeah, yeah. Attendance, there will be attendance. Yeah, there's a whole situation like that. So every contract is custom to the actual player?

Yes. Everything's negotiable. That's why everything is negotiable. Now, granted, the prices of what you pay players whenever they're slotted in their draft, you're slotted into this, you're sl in their draft. You're slotted into this. You're slotted into this. You're slotted into this.

But guaranteed money, attendance bonuses, all that shit. Do you remember the Roquan Smith issue with the Barrazito? Yeah, but who was the running back for the Packers that had to lose weight? Eddie Lacy. He got $250,000 from Seattle. He's not the first guy that had to do that either. I'm going to work a weight clause into my contract next time we do that just as motivation for me to lose weight.

Phil's listening. Let's have Phil. Phil, start writing that up. Phil, write that up. Oh, he'd be all up to it. Phil would be like, Diggs doesn't want to be a fat ass anymore? I'd love to do that, Diggs. Diggs, we'll give you $10 if you stop looking like a fucking slob.

Deal. Deal. Deal. Demarius Thomas. So I'm a big fan of, now listen, I was on a team that gave away a first rounder for Trent Richardson.

So that did not work out well. But I am, and he wasn't, he doesn't fit into what I'm about to say. I am a big fan of risking anything for a proven player as opposed to a roll of the dice on a potential player, which is what the draft is. Every draft pick is a proven player as opposed to a roll of the dice on a potential player which is what

the draft is every draft pick is a potential player you never know what you're gonna get there's a lot of locks that have been bust i mean that's the way it is you bring a guy in who's a absolute this guy is gonna be a stud i i don't mind giving away draft picks now granted this coming from a veteran player in the nfl who very much i see you bring like i saw a lot of first round picks be bus at the colts and i'm like well we probably could have given up that first round pick and probably got a hell of a football player and for a guarantee and everybody would be like oh for a first round pick it's like yeah but bjorn verner bad knee never gonna play we could have got cuzzy from detroit that went to seattle the d end uh

cliff avril cliff avril we could have got cliff avril detroit that went to seattle the d end uh cliff avril cliff avril we could have got cliff avril and we weren't willing to give up enough for him so we went to seattle and i was like what are we doing they're like draft picks built for the future build our next generation it's like yeah but we know that guy is going to make plays like you know he's going to have an impact even if he isn't as elite as he once was there's a reason why big names are big names it's because they make big plays and it's like you know you're going to get that from a guy unless they come in get money and don't do anything which we signed a couple guys that's why that's why the denver houston trade and lions uh philly trade made sense because the lions have two younger receivers who they think are very good in

kenny galladay and marvin jones and then the broncos have two younger ones in Cortland Sutton and I can't remember that dude's name that they think is good as well as Emmanuel Sanders so they can afford to get rid of those wide receivers and get draft pickbacks and then the other teams also get better too everybody's calling John Elway's deal so good he's also going to sign Brock Osweiler let's not get crazy there's a lot of misses that come in with those home runs but getting a first round pick for a guy that you might not have re-signed anyways is a good deal and i think for jerry jones is a very jerry jones thing right giving up a first round pick it draws attention it's a very dramatic thing remember when national anthem uh kneeling he was literally right in the middle of the tv with it the whole

thing this is a very jerry jones thing but if he thinks he makes his team immediately better which i think it would that's good leadership too tamarisaris Thomas, I think, is a very good leader. I think he's a good player and a good leader in that locker room. Could be a great thing for them. I was upset yesterday. Not upset, but like when there was a bunch of memes on the internet like Cowboys gave up a first for Amari Cooper. Oh, fuck yeah, Amari Cooper, not Damaris.

That's on me. Damaris went to Houston. Eagles or... Wait, Damaris is in Houston? Yes. With Nuke? Yes. Oh, yeah. Because Will Houston with Nuke because Will Fuller got hurt oh

wow what's worth it to them their first game is in Denver hysterical oh my god good for the Houston Texans and they only gave up a fourth Amari Cooper I remember ACDC was a big deal back in the days Oh, my God. Good for the Houston Texans. And they only gave up a fourth.

Amari Cooper, I remember ACDC was a big deal back in the days. He still got it. You don't know because Derek Carr kind of regressed, too. So you don't really know. Amari Cooper might ball out in Dallas. Yeah, and he's only 24, so that's why. So he's not really a leader down there. I don't know if he is. He might be.

Amari Cooper might be a leader. But Damaris Thomas has been a captain since he's a leader in Houston. In my head, for some reason, Damarius was going to Dallas, but Amari Cooper going to Dallas, what a play. I guess it's a good play. You open up for Cole Beasley. Cole Beasley gets a little room back there. Feed

Zeke a little bit. Maybe the Dallas Cowboys would be relevant. I don't know. That was the debate Todd and I were having was Todd wanted to, the Colts to trade. He wanted the Golden Tate trade because he wanted a receiver for the Colts. I was like, I just don't know that was the debate todd and i were having was todd wanted to uh the colts to trade or receive like he wanted like the golden tate trade because he wanted a receiver for the colts and i was like i just don't think you make that trade right now because playoffs you're going to have to go through kansas city or new england and i don't think golden tate on the colts puts you above either of those teams i think you just got to be patient for another year if we like have a chance to make the super bowl different story so that So after you explain it to me, I'm like,

all right, yeah, maybe we just sit. You don't get on draft picks if you're not. Yo, with the way the Chiefs look and the Patriots being the Patriots and the Steelers, the AFC is very difficult. It's like the top of the NFL is very good right now. And then there's quite a drop off.

And then you just have a bunch of other teams. That's why you look at the Rams. They have a good right now. And then there's quite a drop-off, and then you just have a bunch of other teams. That's why you look at the Rams. They have a window right now. The NFC is wide open, and they are going for it. Everybody, man, I can't wait for them just to win like fucking three in a row. I look like a genius on my first ESPN stand ever. I couldn't believe that the Chiefs, though, did not go after a corner or safety because Landon Collins and Janoris Jenkins from the Giants were both apparently on the training.

And ha-ha, Clinton Dix is right there. Yeah, and they didn't go get anyone. Ty, how do you feel about the Green Bay Packers, bro? I just, like, I mean. I was reading your tweets, dying laughing. Like, I understand it, but I think you could have gotten more value from him than a fourth. He's a pro bowler two years ago, and he was an all pro, like, an all pro player. How old is he?

He's 24. Like, and then their response was like, oh, we got a lot of guys chomping at the bit to get in there. And I was just like, what the fuck is this? Like, those guys have proven that they're not as good as him. So what the, I mean, and they're, like, they've been bad this year. Obviously, they've been very bad. They're still 3-3-1. They could still win that division and go to the playoffs.

And they could have beat the Rams if it wasn't for them. They could beat anybody on any given day. They're saying they're not, but it does seem like they're just giving up on this season and just looking towards next year. So unless you pull Aaron Rodgers, you're not giving up on the season for the Green Bay Packers. Unless you pull Aaron Rodgers off the field. Because he has proven that you give him 10 corpses on the field with him he will drag literally drag you to a victory and then I but like and going off that then get him some help like their offensive lines

terrible I mean Devante is of Adams is really the only receiver that's made an impact by the way Chico good to be sure like they just they weaken the defense get rid of time montgomery which is you know whatever that was going to happen after what an emotional that seems like an emotional by the way ty was a ty has done a lot for the packers including kick return by the way yeah running back wide receiver and kick return for that that is a utility player for sure terrible decision and i knew he was done when everybody came out and they're like, we told his asses to do it. Everybody threw him under the bus with the quickness. It wasn't

like, well, he thought he could make a play. It was like, no, we told him to take a knee. Everybody came out and said that. So I find it very interesting, but it does feel like the Packers are just, they've got a hundred million guaranteed and then they just walk backwards as fast as they possibly can. I just hope this GM knows what he's doing because it looks like

he has no fucking idea. You don't like those two young guys of Valdez, whatever, and St. Brown or whatever the fuck his name is? I mean... Are they just...

Yeah, exactly. I don't know. They seem to be all right. Are you talking about the wide receiver? Yeah. I will tell you, that whole situation

is not a laughing matter. I mean... What's that? The ha-ha leaving. Jesus. Oh, Jesus Christ. He had to build his fucking hike quota for the day. He even has on tights for the hike.

He's going to get a little sweat in. The name ha-ha. That's like Todd Haley. Imagine giving birth to this beautiful baby and naming it Carl. Remember when he was there? That Cleveland Browns situation. Who's coach? Oh, yeah, because we did.

Greg Williams. Who? Greg Williams. Greg bounty game out one over Todd Haley? Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's unbelievable. Bob Wiley didn't get that game.

Unbelievable. What ailey didn't get that game. Unbelievable. What a fucking hilarious situation. It seems as if Todd Haley must have just spoke his mind one too many times, and they were like, ah. No, the GM wanted him. The GM wanted him and wanted to get rid of Hugh. What's the GM's name? John Dorsey.

So John Dorsey and the owner, the guy who. Jimmy Haslam. Jimmy Haslam. He's a wild card, man. Jimmy Haslam wanted to get rid of Todd Haley. He thought Todd Haley was the problem. And Dorsey was like, no, no, no, no, no. This is a Hugh Jackson problem.

So they get rid of Hugh because the GM wins. And then I wonder if Dorsey said something to Haslam, like, that's what I thought or something. And then they're like, ah, fuck that. Haley's out. Haley's out, too. I wonder if that happened. Because Haslam was a minority Steelers owner.

And then he bought the Browns. So I don't know if maybe he got some inside information about Todd from the Steelers and said, we can't make him our head coach. Oh, you think old swinging Todd's old days at Tequila Cowboy came back to bite him? I think he's too much of a wild card. He's hysterical. Apparently he just wasn't listening. He's a wild card.

Greg Williams is who we're betting on? Todd Haley is a wild card compared to Greg Williams? That's tough for Todd. Todd will go into this. Twice in a calendar year, right? He's been fired? They get the Chiefs this week. You've never been a football coach.

I've been told this by a football coach. Until you've been fired by Cleveland. That's a great quote. I forget who it was. Who was the head coach before Hugh Jackson? Of the Browns? Yeah. Was it?

Who's in New York right now? Was it Chudzinski? Rob. Rob Chudzinski. Chud. He was with the Colts. He came to the Colts. Cool dude, man.

Played at Miami. He was a tight end of Miami back in the day, like the U. Cool, cool guy. Cool guy. So we're going to play the Browns. I'm like, fuck the Browns, man. Yeah, they fired you. Like, let's go get them, Chud.

You know, let's go get them. He's like, Pat, it happens, man. I'm like, no, no, no, fuck the Browns, man. He's like, no, Pat, you've never really been a football coach, too. You've been fired by the Cleveland Browns. I was like, respect. Have a good one. He was like, but we should try to win. I was like, Pat, you've never really been a football coach, too. You've been fired by the Cleveland. I was like, respect. Have a good one. He was like, but we should try to win.

Yeah, I agree, Chud. He was a cool guy. Chud was a good guy. I like the NFL's dancing in trades. Now that I'm not in the NFL. Yeah. Because now I don't know that many guys with the families and stuff. Because when you trade a player, you trade a family, too.

They've got to uproot their kids, move to a new city. The whole human side behind it is pretty crazy. And trading humans, by the way, also very crazy. In all sports, you're just trading. We're drafting this human to this city, then we're trading that human to another city. It's a wild move. You're paid very well, but it is a weird concept.

But I like that thefl shook it up a little bit this year i like it a lot jay glazer sent out tweets by the way saying this is a weird year it was like they're making your job a lot tougher jay jay glazer friend of the show i don't know if he got a lot of scoops during the trade because i don't think he was i didn't see any from him that's what i'm saying i don't pft bringing up the – Six times. Six last six coaches. After the second Steeler game is hysterical Schefter crediting him. That's so hilarious. What else we got?

Anything? Thursday night football tonight, 49ers Raiders. Both won in – You ever see Deion Sanders on the day of games on his Instagram? No. He has some guy. Sounds like a white guy, recording his Instagram, like telling him what games are happening. And they'll be like, he'll say two games.

He'll be like, Patriots, Chiefs. And he'll be like, oh, I got the Patriots, Tom Brady. Who's next? They say another game. He's like, oh, I got this team. Who's next? And then they'll be like, Niners, Raiders. And you're like, ain't nobody care.

Ain't nobody care. It is. I stopped on. Deion Sanders is one of my favorite humans. Just because he is arrogant. But he's allowed to be. This guy is allowed. He's a prime legend.

He's one of the only humans who can literally be the way he is because he is he's he's that dude so anything he says has to be taken legit because he is that guy and he's also hilarious right so i enjoyed dionce he's one of my favorite players growing up i enjoy him a lot and there's just like him sitting down in the just the view of the video is very different than what normal Deion Sanders. I'm like, oh, I got to watch this. And he's got somebody recording him, and he just looks right at the camera. Ain't nobody kidding.

And he's so right. We're getting to the point in the season now. Oh, yeah. It's great. Where there's games that really don't matter at all. Those things get flexed off of TV, and now we've got some real cooking happening. Here's the best part. C.J. Beathard may not even play.

So the Niners either are going with someone named Nick Mullins or Tom Savage. Great for my brand. By the way, great for the award. What is the name of the award? You can't create an award and not know the name of the guy. It's a tough look. You should have it on a piece of paper somewhere.

At all times? There was a couple of tweets. It was their favorite award they've ever heard. And they said there wasn't enough characters on Twitter to write out the entire name. I can try to write it off. Now the creator of the award does not even remember the name of the award. I added two players to it, too.

You can't just change the name of the award. You can't just change the name of the award. I had 14 players, and I needed to make an 8x8 block section picture of it, so I made 16 players. I added Couch and Peterman. I know that. Peterman's getting a start this week, too. Let's go, baby.

So is Osweiler. Huge week for the brand. It is the – I see you in the back. My brand. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It is the – goddammit. Claussen?

Claussen. It definitely started with Claussen. Claussen, Tebow, Gabbert. Wow, look at you. I wish I would have listened when you were talking. Clawson, Tebow, Gabbert. Russell was in there. Leaf was in there.

I know Joey Harrington. Joey Harrington was in there. What type of joke of an award is this? No, no, I'll memorize it. No, no, this is a joke. No, no, this is a test. This is a joke. I didn't know that it was going to be a fucking test today.

You know what? You're right. If I'm going to take this under my belt, this is a joke. No, no, this is a test. This is a joke. I didn't know that I was going to be a fucking test today. You know what? You're right. If I'm going to take this under my belt, I should memorize it next episode. The first step, I think, of naming an award is remembering the name of the award. Well, guess what? Anthony would have named it something different if I had... What's that? I just would have named it something different if I knew I was going to have to say it all

the time. Yeah, you should have known what the name of the Oscars was before that. They had to bring it down. Yeah, the Oscars used to have like a 45. You're like, all right, DiCaprio, Clooney. I'll tell you what I might do. I might just take the first letter of each of the names and make a word. Hashtag.

That's where you make the hashtag. Like the EGOT. That's still a 30-word hashtag. Don't worry about it. We'll be fine. Economic growth operation today. Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, Tony. Maybe go with the top six or eight.

People get it. No, all of them. We need all of them. The thing's already been named. So we're betting heavy on the Raiders tonight, the team that's trying to lose? I am actually betting heavy on the Raiders. They are legitimately trying to tank. They are actually trying to tank.

And they're playing against a team who's better at tanking than them when they're actually trying to win? That's unbelievable. Thursday Night Football. Amazon paid, what, $150 million for this? This is a classic Thursday Night Football. This is Jags-Titans when Jags-Titans were very bad. So I think they started cooking up

the Thursday night games for Amazon because Amazon's got cake. So they're like, here's the first couple games, bing, bang, boom, Thursday night deal, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, and then now it's just like shit fast. In their defense, when they did scheduling, they thought they were going to have an undefeated quarterback, Jimmy Garoppolo, versus John Gruden's not-bad Oakland Raiders

coming back. Very, very, very true. And you can't just flex into Thursday, because that is a full preparation. You can't just flex a team into Thursday. So we're betting on the Raiders? That's a shame. Yeah, it's weird. I don't trust it at all. What's the over-under? Do you know? I want to say it was 46 or something, but I could look. Seems like that's

quite an under. Amari Cooper, do they have anybody that can catch a football in Oakland? Jordy Nelson. Marty B. Marty B's still on our team? Yeah. Not doing much, but.

What if the Raiders just come out and steamroll them? John Gruden gives a whole speech about Amari Cooper being the reason why they're bad. It is 46. 46. That under seems like a pretty good lock. The Raiders defense is so bad. But diving to 49ers offense is going to be terrible, too. Yeah.

This has got all the makings of like a 14, 13 slugfest. It does. A lot of missed kicks, probably. Yeah, I thought that last week, too, with Dolphins-Texans, and then it was fucking 42-35. Jesus Christ. Bro, it seems like every time... I bet the Patriots are over

on Monday night, 28 and a half against the Bills. Connor? Three points away. 28 and a half against the Bills, Connor. Three points away. 28 and a half. You guys couldn't get to it. I got off the plane. There was no Wi-Fi on the plane, by the way. 30,000 feet back. We're on an airplane.

The guy I was sitting next to was not happy. He was not happy. He wrote a note on a napkin, gave it to the flight attendant, told her to give it to her boss. And it said, do what Delta does with your Wi-Fi. Hi from your internet. her boss and it said do what delta does with your wife you you were talking about the i go wow the free messaging internet and then the one you pay for and there's another one i can't i can't i can't without w i cannot i cannot handle it but the um that was a hysterical and i got off the

plane it was like nine six i'm like nine six i. It was like 9-6. I'm like, 9-6? I thought it was. I hammered the. I almost put out the gif. I almost put out the hammer the over Patriots over gif. And that thing would have been over. And they get 25? I took the Patriots.

Connor, how's that happen? Division games. Division games are always so weird. Bills away on Monday Night Football. The Bills circle that game at home. But it's primetime football. They circle the wagons for it, for sure. Well, first of all, Dante Hightower didn't play,

so there was some worry that he was getting moved, too. So I don't know what's going on in the locker room. Three dildos. Three dildos on the field that game. Oh, I saw a four-of-the-brand kick by one of the refs. I almost did a full four-of-the-brand video. The guy got arrested for it. The dildo throwers?

What do you mean? The dildo thrower got arrested. For what? For throwing a dildo on the field. Is that a law? Is that written in the bylaws? So I was thinking about this earlier today. And you can't, in Buffalo.

How do you sneak in? Buffalo is good at three things during football season. Going through tables. Amen. Making wings. And throwing dildos on the field for the one primetime game of the year. I agree. And when you take away the table thing earlier in the year,

and then ESPN does a pregame special on wings in Buffalo, and it was Applebee's wings, which is unbelievably just... Slapping the face of that anchor bar. So now all they have left is dildo throwing. And you're going to arrest a guy for dildo throwing? I came up with a solution. He stood up for his city. You could throw one dildo per quarter,

and we'll put a dildo counter on the board, on the scoreboard. If you are a second person to throw a dildo in that quarter... You're out. You're out. It was a small fun. You're out. If person to throw a dildo in that quarter, you're out. You're out. You're out. It was a small fun. You're out. If your dildo throw

hits someone in the head, we already have a concussion problem in the NFL. We don't need anything more. You're out. If it doesn't make it to the field, a waste of dildos. We don't need a waste of dildos

around here. You're out. One dildo per quarter and any of those other rules, you're out. So it's like in softball when there's like a home run rule. Yeah, it's like that.

And that's the show. And that's the show. And that's the show. Hashtag endgame. Hashtag endgame. Send us any other good ideas that you have. Have a great day. Great. Hold on.

I want you to play one song, though. I want you to play this song. I listened to it. This is my new Get Up song. Because you're in the show Get Up? I listened to it before Get Up. But I was already up. Because I had gotten up to this song. There's a foreman.

Turn this up. This is a heater. I don't know who these dudes are, but I'd like to meet them. Ladies and gentlemen, your new favorite banger. Been away for college, was the baddest geek around. He's been doing everything but make his parents proud He tried his best to study hard but still he got too drunk Won lots of beer pong tournaments but still he had to flunk

His ex-girlfriend got a girlfriend His Barbie tried to be a female Ken and then what it's awesome Imagine this at a beer pong game The fact that we didn't do this Whenever I beat that beer pong challenge I'm very pissed off about it You hear that?

I think it was a glass by the way They should have redone that sound effect That's our first song Real good Remix for the real cup doesn't that sound okay that's our first song he never touched a cigarette but tried to smoke a joint he coughed and soon he felt regret just screaming what's the point and every time he saw this girl his face would turn to red even though he told the guys he got her into bed.

But when you see him at the table, he turns out to be rather stable. And when the white ball hits the red cup, he's the baddest fucker in the frat club. Then he does the pong dance. I was walking through Seaport, New York this morning. Like 5.30 a.m. Just with these fucking bebopping around. Big gay ice cream right on my right. Let's keep it moving, boy.

I can't believe they fucked up the noise. That bothers me a lot. It's a glass. They shouldn't have done that. And can't believe they fucked up the noise. That bothers me a lot. It's a glass. They shouldn't have done that. And they even say Red Cup in the song. It's their first song, probably. This is like Cousy who says he loves college or whatever. That was a banger.

When you said this to me, I said it sounded like Tenacious D and Avicii got together. And just like banged on out. It does sound like Tenacious D. At the beginning, I thought it was Mumford & Sons. I did too. I was going to say Mumford & Sons. Yeah.

When that thing hits though, it's hard not to do the pong dance. I'd love to know what the pong dance is. Do we know what the pong dance is? Oh, sure. It has to be a penguin like Stratt, right? This kid was a nerd, so let's assume

there's not a lot of rhythm in it. They're talking about one particular kid. This happened because one particular friend of theirs was a legend at beer pong he just got in there and started just taking people down and then he got cocky a little bit and this nerd had never been in a celebratory situation before so he started dancing and people enjoyed it and then

they tagged it the pong dance and then they wrote a whole song about it and here we are listening to it today oh what a life it was awesome i listened to to it. It's on Spotify. You can listen. It's called Pong Dance, which you would have never guessed that that's the name of it. No, no, no. My favorite line is, his ex-girlfriend got a girlfriend. His Barbie found a female Ken. Think about them writing that line. I don't even know how they get to that i don't even know dummies bro dummies all right hashtag end gang hashtag end game send us a photo you doing the

pong dance cheers have an incredible thursday heartland radio 2.0 with bangers which i'm assuming that song will be on it so hey a spoiler alert tomorrow Tomorrow's Friday Bangers will feature a pong dance. I do the pong dance. Have a great day. Thank you all so much. Cheers.